Might as well do something productive with those +1's I'm getting from Ire. Mozart's Beauty, 4 (+3 from Ire's previous stuff)/50.
First, I take the Giga Drill, for now. I harmlessly slap Generic to make him stop looking at me like that. It's just an exchange of equipment. I also point out to Twin that my suicide special should mean I re-spawn with full HP, but if that's not happening, whatever. With that said, I proceed to infuse the Giga Drill with two energies: One is the golden energies of godmodding, unfortunately weak compared to The Godmodder, and the other is the colorless energies of Meta, of which almost everyone here is familiar with in some manner, yet at the same time not terribly familiar at all. I then use both to first enlarge the Giga Drill. I then vow to kick all reason to the curb and go beyond the impossible, if it means that I (or others) can kill Piono even faster. I rush up to the sky, heading away from the Vord and Piono (irony), rushing up to the very limit of where blocks can be placed, then unleashing Giga Drill Breaker, enlarging it even further. Fortunately, I am so far away from the fight right now that nobody sees what I'm doing, as I quite literally pierce the heavens...As in, I uselessly thrust the drill skyward, piercing the heavens. Except, it's not useless at all, as the drill actually penetrates something and drills further. Naturally only my extreme knowledge of the meta even allows this to be possible-and the area keeps cracking, and cracking, and cracking until finally, a small hole opens, enough to put my fist into. I then teleport the Giga Drill back to generic and thrust my right hand into the hole in a fist. The hole closes thereafter. What have I done? Why, I've broken the secret fifth wall (or rather, the fourth wall as we would call it without the Foruth Walls guarding the universes being a thing), breaching a hole into the reality of the Minecraft Forum Players who play the game alongside me! Yes, I'm playing the game and actually participating in the second Godmodding Wars at the same time, typing my stuff up as I go. Complex and possibly needless? You decide!
Meanwhile, Pionoplayer, aka you, one of the aforementioned Minecraft Forum users, is typing up a combat response to all the posts that have happened...When suddenly, your screen apparently cracks and a block-made fist comes into it from a figure with a lot of red hair, punching you in the face! Nobody was around, and it doesn't even amount to a broken nose, but it will be quite shocking. The hole quickly repairs itself. Pionoplayer, aka you, searches the posts, and sure enough, will find me punching him! I have a lot of red hair, so it only helps confirm the theory! With horror, he realizes that everything going on in the game is real! Like, real real! So real it's dangerous enough to come through your computer and punch you in the face! Also, because it is real, by the mechanics of the universe you, Pionoplayer, have made a monstrous tyrant hellbent on multiversal conquest and with no morals whatsoever, and you may have ret-goned twelve whole, possibly lovable franchises from existence and killed trillions by proxy! With horror, you quickly make Piono get uncharacteristically sloppy (but not TOO uncharacteristically sloppy) in the next post to make sure he goes down quicker! Meanwhile, back at Godcraft, I take the opportunity that I have created to do something that even a regular combatant of the war should be able to block-a kick to the crotch!
Just in case that seriously weird meta attempt to get Piono nerfed somewhat fails, as it will probably, I do all of the above except fly away, instead supercharging the drill and doing Giga Drill Breaker...And using my time alchemies to spawn in twelve timeclones of my own, all doing the same attack on all thirteen Pionos at once, and relentlessly attacking with all sorts of mayham thereafter to further distract him. I then teleport the Giga Drill back to Generic and fight with my own alchemies. Regardless of the meta attack working or not, I also find time to unleash Ceasefire on the Stronghold, or one of the Hive Queens if they are out in the open.
> Alchemies
Yuxin 4x4 speedcube && Aperture Science High Energy Pellet Launcher && Fluoroantimonic Acid = Yuxin Acidspitter (4/5)
Shengshou 10x10 || (Essence of Ernő Rubik && Every Rubik's Cube type twisty puzzle ever produced or created && Essences of everyone who currently holds a WR for solving 2x2-7x7) = Sacra Geometria (3/11)
Fluorite Octet || 1x1 Rubik's cube (plastic cube with Rubik's cube stickers on it) = Fluorite Sextet (5/7)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: Conway does the Lifey Thing: Differential Clicker
I summon up a Spartan universal computer-constructor that can construct gliders, Gosper glider guns, breeder 1s and 10 higher levels of moving breeder guns previously unknown. I then give it a program that is essentially the game of Differential Clicker. Of course, the gliders from the Gosper glider guns are all aimed at the stronghold. Everyone decides to play Game of Life Clicker and the stronghold soon finds itself being bombarded with trigintillions upon trigintillions of gliders per generation!
I and my timeclones take out 638164473626494629374927394727495616395028409 Ender Orbs and blast Pionos with their glitchiness... Any extra (by which I mean, this is going to hit the Stronghold) uses are fired at the Stronghold, in addition to all 638164473626494629374927394727495616395028409 of me firing the Hard-Light Gun at the Stronghold.
I realize something and use the Origin Wands/Creation Pen to create the Golden Err, which, similarly to the Glitch Wrench and Ender Orb, harnesses the power of glitching, or in general causing things to not go as they should given any particular laws, to attack with. I soulbind it, so Piono cannot, and then attack his soulbonds, specifically the ones that would be useful to have unbound so Erelye could kill him. ((If you have no clue where the bad pun is, good, you're a normal person.))
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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Charges: 9/50 + 22/50, +2 to Fseftr because why not.
I'm actually still alive. Impressive. I fire off BT Scapeyard Strife on the Strong Hold. Also, PionoPlayer, you say that you haven't summoned anything very powerful, but you just summoned Piono.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 98$ _ Wilson's charges A: 37/50, B: 31/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x9 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts)
Oops, I didn't actually finish the Angler Knife. That was a mistake.
Throwing knife || sea lantern && broken guardian mech spike = Angler Knife 4/5
Wilson's ears fall farther as Blue leaves. Bye then...
He looks out over the battlefield, which had now become silent again. The Players had left and taken with them all conflict. The night sky was peaceful. This wasn't so bad. Although, as Blue said, war would eventually return. Wilson was actually a little better defended than Blue might have realized. The building might not look very battle ready, but Wilson himself had a high quality weapon and suit of armor. Failing that, he also had that machine he built so very long ago.
... even though I'm supposed to be "the champion of the day" or something, I actually prefer the night a little... Something about how cool it is rather than the midday heat feels so nice...
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Awkward Potion OOO Concentrated Vis 2/???
+1 to Amp x2.
Am I permitted to use other base potions instead of the Awkward Potion in my alchemical studies? (Mundane Potion, Thick Potion, etc.)
I instantaneously appear near the Stronghold. We shall see if it is indeed capable of withstanding some form of telekinetic collapse. As such, I telekinetically force the roof of every room in the Stronghold, save the portal room, down upon itself. Perhaps that was erroneous, but it furthered one of the goals.
I decide to leap back into the fray with Piono, after my brief involvement last turn. I tear a hole into the fabric of spacetime with Quasar's Nightcrawler. The miniature black hole cleaves through the existential matter in a manner akin to a serrated metal rod through churned milk. Nox drips from the wound. Evidently, I have breached Nihil Parva. I wait for the Nox to pool in a considerable concentration on the ground to continue my attack. I examine the starry substance, before nodding an approval, and stepping back, pulling out some form of pen. The Riddletwister. The thing is useless in combat, but in the act of creation itself, it is quite powerful. I utilize the Nox as ink for the pen, writing a series of utterly indecipherable runes in the air, before putting the pen away. A rather large amount of Infinity Runes levitate before me. They begin to circle around me in an ever-vacillating orbit. The runes are extraordinary. They flow about me irregularly. I would attempt to use their energy directly, but that would prove fatal. Firstly, I seal the rift in spacetime. There is no need for more Nox. Next, I activate the Black Ring. Infinity Runes have nothing to do with ink directly, but they do involve the a type of substance being used in a manner akin to ink. The Infinity Runes streak towards the ring, circling it repeatedly. The runes of infinity opt to orbit in a fashion which will exert as little energy as possible over an exceedingly long amount of time. In response, I tap into the Aura of the area momentarily. The Infinity Runes begin to slow down as I do so. They stop, transforming into a dark shade of purple. Immediately, the surrounding landscape is coated in Taint. I momentarily look surprised, before seeing the color of the runes. Tainted fiber creeps towards Piono. The corruption does not cease with Piono's location. Regardless of the absolute location of Piono, Crusted Taint forms around Piono, completely sealing him into a prison of corruption. Taint poisoning is a problem for Piono, of course. To lengthen the process, I teleport copious amounts of Flux Gas and Flux Goo into the chamber, hoping to suffocate Piono. Not the wisest idea, perhaps, but plausible. I deactivate the Black Ring. The Tainted Infinity Runes sizzle through this plane of existence, flowing back into Nihil Parva. The resounding backlash energy is exuded directly into Piono. By resounding backlash energy, I mean the Taint. This should add to Piono's discomfort in an especial fashion, as the energy was previously derived from the runes that placed him in that infernal tomb of Crusted Taint in the first place, poisonous to all sentient beings, unless you are some form of Tainted being, which Piono cannot ever be, or, at the very least, is not.
Kalare:
Regardless of whether my above attack against Piono succeeded, I prepare for a large, exceedingly long-winded statement upon how my current assault will function. I do this by searching the vicinity for any amount of arcane disturbance not attributable to players. Reasonably certain that there is none, I mutter a phrase.
Osa'che j'l'oa athal'oa.
The stirring of ancient power in the area instantaneously kills a few Vord. Of course, I have not actually begun the physical attack whatsoever. The invocation of ancient power, the only other traces of which in this universe being the fabled Void Artifacts, causes a fair amount of arcane gas to leak from Piono's every orifice. The vile vapors scald Piono with their intensity, and force themselves down his windpipe as fast as they may. Arcane vapors are particularly useful in crowd control situations, but I digress. I pointedly cause an exponential amount of explosions to rocket across the area of battle, tearing through the occasional Vord who attempts to see the combat. My shadow, when examined, appear to feature a large mass of writhing tentacles around its edges, without any visual evidence to support the fact. Odd. Hah. I continue to wait for my setting into motion the ancient powers of this area to come into eldritch fruition. After around eight nanoseconds, it does. That was relatively swift. Ancient ululations and muttering come into prominence. There was likely some group of people who lived here at some point worshipping the Outer Gods. Admirable, but not required. Servitude is far more respectable, I say. I draw into the energy of the Furthest Ring. Pure pressure begins to crush Piono. Whilst he faces occupation, or the lack thereof, I finish charging the ancient curse. Completely unexpectedly, a blast of pure primordial energy pierces through Piono, hopefully severing some limb or crushing a vital organ. That would be particularly beneficial. The malediction alone begins to sear into Piono's flesh, burning him with the energy of infinity itself. Infinity is beyond an elemental jurisdiction. That ancient curse, being elder magic, likely sundered existence irreparably around it in a precision slice down the central area of the blast radius, provided no disturbances of an esoteric quality occurred during that time, which I ascertained prior to this paltry statement.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
I walk over to PaperShuriken and hand him my Teal Octet, a powerful set of coins.
I stare at Piono in a really unsettling manner, then perform one last addition to my ultimate Pionoslayer: Railteration Minidicegun && Appearificator && Duplicator && Cueball Targeting System. This turns the already formidable Railminigun into something with effectively infinite ammo as well as an impossibly precise death-deliverer. I then open fire with my even more deadly RAILTERATION INFINIDICEGUN at Piono, riddling his body with magical alchemy-crippling majyykal D8s after destroying the idea that they could miss. Of course, these pierce straight through him, and I psiionically guide them all into the Stronghold, and then use the Pale Valve on it for good measure.
Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear 4/11 (Trifected Ringwear)
In anticipation of our defeating Piono, That sword that has all his elemental powers && Fluorite Octet 1/9 Joker Ammo && Fluorite Octet 8/9 (Shuffled Octet)
I use The Metalbender to turn the Stronghold's Iron Bars into giant spiky balls that fiercely bounce around the stronghold, wrecking it from the inside.
I then eat a Golden Apple. The Southern Tundra IIIIII Rechronology Complete!
Godcraft: "Well, at least the Technicians can't repair the Croach."
"AND NOW THAT YOU'VE SAID THAT, THEY'RE PROBABLY GOING TO TRY DOING SO."
"I'd like to see them try. Arc welders don't do so hot for repair on biological things."
"JUST FOCUS ON HITTING THINGS."
"I feel a song coming on..."
The song in the background progressively gets louder, my drone adding it's voice to complete it.
"Every time at the same day of the year, the same holiday all over again"
"A day with a theme that I can't comprehend, feelings abound that I can't explain"
"But now I understand what this day holds, the day of a brutal execution"
"Killing is one of the things that I know, and in this way I can take action-"
"CUE THE VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE!"
Suddenly wielding a pair of Tommy Guns (even though I much prefer the term "Chicago Typewriters"), oversized to a ridiculous degree and with chainsaw bayonets, the drone in combat happily charges through the crowd of vord, spraying bullets into everything that moves with reckless abandon.
"LET THE BLOOD FLOW FROM EVERY SCAR"
"THE VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE!"
"ONLY PART OF TODAY THAT'S FAMILIAR"
"A VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE!"
"LET THE BLOOD FLOW FROM EVERY SCAR"
"THE VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE!"
"THE VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE!"
*Click*
Having run out of ammo, I then flash-step out of the crowd of Vord, covered in whatever is supposed to be their blood.
(tldr: Holiday Operandi: Valentine's Day Massacre) (Don't ask why I did a song for this, it's in character and so am I)
...RIIIIIIIIIIGHT... I WOULD PUT HIM IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL MYSELF, BUT NOBODY SEEMS WILLING TO HOLD HIM.
-Far lands-
"I'm not sure whether that was an attempt to make a joke, or if that genuinely is true in your reality that that's how it is remembered. Regardless, most of the multiverse at large considers Valentine's Day to be... slightly less murder, slightly more romantics."
A thin gray barrier appears, quietening the sounds of battle. It occasionally flickers.
"Now, as a matter of fact, I do have a purpose for all of this. Now would be a fairly good time for what I'm doing, I feel, all things considered."
Walking normally, the drone heads over to Blue, maintaining a respectful distance.
"Here."
I hold out a rather small box, which automatically opens, displaying it's contents - a silver necklace, decorated with a single metal heart, also silver. Shining brightly, the unusual trait that I tend to throw at least one of into each creation reveals itself, as the entire necklace is covered in a very thin layer of light, rendering it immune to oxidization and curiously warm to the touch.
"Figured I might as well do something for you, but you could probably just buy anything you felt like you wanted to have, so I tried a more personal sort of gift."
> Alchemies
Yuxin 4x4 speedcube && Aperture Science High Energy Pellet Launcher && Fluoroantimonic Acid = Yuxin Acidspitter (5/5)
Shengshou 10x10 || (Essence of Ernő Rubik && Every Rubik's Cube type twisty puzzle ever produced or created && Essences of everyone who currently holds a WR for solving 2x2-7x7) = Sacra Geometria (3/11)
Fluorite Octet || 1x1 Rubik's cube (plastic cube with Rubik's cube stickers on it) = Fluorite Sextet (6/7)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: The EAS Tones
I play a specially constructed EAS alert, which goes:
(Header) ««««««««««««««««ZCZC-CSC-??E-␀B!␉ø§-0500-0451227-CS/RADIO-
(EAS Tones) Alternating 853 and 960 Hz tones that begin to crack the walls of the stronghold
(Message) "An Emergency Alert has been issued for the Far Lands. The following message has been transmitted on the request of the Cobalt Shade Corporation: Cobalt is about to dissolve the stronghold with fluoroantimonic acid from Toxicide. Stay away while he does this."
(Tail) ««««««««««««««««NNNN
I proceed to dissolve the stronghold with fluoroantimonic acid from Toxicide, just as the emergency alert stated.
> Author's Note
The header, EAS tones and tail are based off real EAS tones. The CSC in the originator field stands for Cobalt Shade Corporation. ??E is the code for Unrecognized Emergency. The location code corresponds to the Far Lands' chunk numbers. The purge time is 5 hours and the time of issue is when this was posted. Oh, and CS/RADIO is actually CS-RADIO, which is the placeholder for a good radio station.
Pair of Gloves & Carbon Nanogel & Magstone Wires: 2/?
Battery > Fine: 2/3
==Actions==
Wait. Before I forget...
Lothyra duplicates a Miniature Tokomak and iAntimak Autopistol, then hands the former to Karkat.
Jade may want to use this. It's a small fusion reactor.
Lothyra then aims the Physics Cannon at Piono and loads it with the fact that reality magic fundamentally breaks physics. Bender fires all of the Futurama alchemies (Bender's Gun, Universal Power on harm mode, iQuantimak, SciAntimak, and the two iAntimak Autopistols) at some Keepers. UU Prime continues firing his barrage cannon at the Stronghold.
I complete Orbit Control! Now that I have control of the skies, and have a prototype of an orbital station hovering above your heads, it doesn't do anything, instead counting towards Project Starfall.
On our battle... I aim using the scope and use burst fire to pick off Piono from a distance using my M16.
Well, these definitely look like alchemies I want to complete...
I switch the Mental Longsword to Fiery Mode, and slash through the stronghold with it's molten blade! Than I inspect Potion of Takeover, and shoot the walls at point-blank from the Solflower!
I travel through EVERYWHERE and uproot the sacred items dispenser machine, in an attempt to take it with me to replenish our sacred items slowly! If that doesn't work, I blow every cent I own on retrieving more sacred items! Again!
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Awkward Potion OOO Concentrated Vis 3/???
+1 to Amp x2.
@Gutza: The trolls currently present are all Mincraft avatars, and have no way to take items to another universe, to the most of my knowledge.
I can say quite reasonably that my Vis-potion thing is complete at this point. Thusly, I alchemize Splash Potion of Trauma O0O (Awkward Potion OOO Concentrated Vis) 1/???.
I bid farewell to the trolls, as their specials have all been voted for to the extent required for ascension, to the most of my knowledge. If not, then they shall be soon, and I will probably never see them again regardless. Well, actually, if all goes well, I shall see them again, so I digress. I wish them the best of luck evading the Employer. They will need it.
Speaking of that, I am nearly certain that Binary is the Employer at this point.
I telekinetically crush Piono with the weight of a thousand stars. Quite simply put, mental aberrations and synaptic mutations are exploitable. In any other situation, with a slightly less powerful opponent, I would challenge them to some form of wizard duel, and then transmogrify them into a peanut, or something. Alas, Piono has no time for such shenanigans. Neither do I, as well. I merely increase the weight crushing Piono until the force actually solidifies, creating a black cueball. Yes, you heard me correctly. That approximate size. The gravitational force of the orb tears Piono's body to shreds.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Might as well do something productive with those +1's I'm getting from Ire. Mozart's Beauty, 4 (+3 from Ire's previous stuff)/50.
First, I take the Giga Drill, for now. I harmlessly slap Generic to make him stop looking at me like that. It's just an exchange of equipment. I also point out to Twin that my suicide special should mean I re-spawn with full HP, but if that's not happening, whatever. With that said, I proceed to infuse the Giga Drill with two energies: One is the golden energies of godmodding, unfortunately weak compared to The Godmodder, and the other is the colorless energies of Meta, of which almost everyone here is familiar with in some manner, yet at the same time not terribly familiar at all. I then use both to first enlarge the Giga Drill. I then vow to kick all reason to the curb and go beyond the impossible, if it means that I (or others) can kill Piono even faster. I rush up to the sky, heading away from the Vord and Piono (irony), rushing up to the very limit of where blocks can be placed, then unleashing Giga Drill Breaker, enlarging it even further. Fortunately, I am so far away from the fight right now that nobody sees what I'm doing, as I quite literally pierce the heavens...As in, I uselessly thrust the drill skyward, piercing the heavens. Except, it's not useless at all, as the drill actually penetrates something and drills further. Naturally only my extreme knowledge of the meta even allows this to be possible-and the area keeps cracking, and cracking, and cracking until finally, a small hole opens, enough to put my fist into. I then teleport the Giga Drill back to generic and thrust my right hand into the hole in a fist. The hole closes thereafter. What have I done? Why, I've broken the secret fifth wall (or rather, the fourth wall as we would call it without the Foruth Walls guarding the universes being a thing), breaching a hole into the reality of the Minecraft Forum Players who play the game alongside me! Yes, I'm playing the game and actually participating in the second Godmodding Wars at the same time, typing my stuff up as I go. Complex and possibly needless? You decide!
Meanwhile, Pionoplayer, aka you, one of the aforementioned Minecraft Forum users, is typing up a combat response to all the posts that have happened...When suddenly, your screen apparently cracks and a block-made fist comes into it from a figure with a lot of red hair, punching you in the face! Nobody was around, and it doesn't even amount to a broken nose, but it will be quite shocking. The hole quickly repairs itself. Pionoplayer, aka you, searches the posts, and sure enough, will find me punching him! I have a lot of red hair, so it only helps confirm the theory! With horror, he realizes that everything going on in the game is real! Like, real real! So real it's dangerous enough to come through your computer and punch you in the face! Also, because it is real, by the mechanics of the universe you, Pionoplayer, have made a monstrous tyrant hellbent on multiversal conquest and with no morals whatsoever, and you may have ret-goned twelve whole, possibly lovable franchises from existence and killed trillions by proxy! With horror, you quickly make Piono get uncharacteristically sloppy (but not TOO uncharacteristically sloppy) in the next post to make sure he goes down quicker! Meanwhile, back at Godcraft, I take the opportunity that I have created to do something that even a regular combatant of the war should be able to block-a kick to the crotch!
Just in case that seriously weird meta attempt to get Piono nerfed somewhat fails, as it will probably, I do all of the above except fly away, instead supercharging the drill and doing Giga Drill Breaker...And using my time alchemies to spawn in twelve timeclones of my own, all doing the same attack on all thirteen Pionos at once, and relentlessly attacking with all sorts of mayham thereafter to further distract him. I then teleport the Giga Drill back to Generic and fight with my own alchemies. Regardless of the meta attack working or not, I also find time to unleash Ceasefire on the Stronghold, or one of the Hive Queens if they are out in the open.
Yuxin 4x4 speedcube && Aperture Science High Energy Pellet Launcher && Fluoroantimonic Acid = Yuxin Acidspitter (4/5)
Shengshou 10x10 || (Essence of Ernő Rubik && Every Rubik's Cube type twisty puzzle ever produced or created && Essences of everyone who currently holds a WR for solving 2x2-7x7) = Sacra Geometria (3/11)
Fluorite Octet || 1x1 Rubik's cube (plastic cube with Rubik's cube stickers on it) = Fluorite Sextet (5/7)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: Conway does the Lifey Thing: Differential Clicker
I summon up a Spartan universal computer-constructor that can construct gliders, Gosper glider guns, breeder 1s and 10 higher levels of moving breeder guns previously unknown. I then give it a program that is essentially the game of Differential Clicker. Of course, the gliders from the Gosper glider guns are all aimed at the stronghold. Everyone decides to play Game of Life Clicker and the stronghold soon finds itself being bombarded with trigintillions upon trigintillions of gliders per generation!
I realize something and use the Origin Wands/Creation Pen to create the Golden Err, which, similarly to the Glitch Wrench and Ender Orb, harnesses the power of glitching, or in general causing things to not go as they should given any particular laws, to attack with. I soulbind it, so Piono cannot, and then attack his soulbonds, specifically the ones that would be useful to have unbound so Erelye could kill him. ((If you have no clue where the bad pun is, good, you're a normal person.))
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I'm actually still alive. Impressive. I fire off BT Scapeyard Strife on the Strong Hold. Also, PionoPlayer, you say that you haven't summoned anything very powerful, but you just summoned Piono.
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x9 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts)
Awkward Potion OOO pink coral = Potion of ??? 1/2
Oops, I didn't actually finish the Angler Knife. That was a mistake.
Throwing knife || sea lantern && broken guardian mech spike = Angler Knife 4/5
Wilson's ears fall farther as Blue leaves.
Bye then...
He looks out over the battlefield, which had now become silent again. The Players had left and taken with them all conflict. The night sky was peaceful. This wasn't so bad. Although, as Blue said, war would eventually return. Wilson was actually a little better defended than Blue might have realized. The building might not look very battle ready, but Wilson himself had a high quality weapon and suit of armor. Failing that, he also had that machine he built so very long ago.
... even though I'm supposed to be "the champion of the day" or something, I actually prefer the night a little... Something about how cool it is rather than the midday heat feels so nice...
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Awkward Potion OOO Concentrated Vis 2/???
+1 to Amp x2.
Am I permitted to use other base potions instead of the Awkward Potion in my alchemical studies? (Mundane Potion, Thick Potion, etc.)
I instantaneously appear near the Stronghold. We shall see if it is indeed capable of withstanding some form of telekinetic collapse. As such, I telekinetically force the roof of every room in the Stronghold, save the portal room, down upon itself. Perhaps that was erroneous, but it furthered one of the goals.
I decide to leap back into the fray with Piono, after my brief involvement last turn. I tear a hole into the fabric of spacetime with Quasar's Nightcrawler. The miniature black hole cleaves through the existential matter in a manner akin to a serrated metal rod through churned milk. Nox drips from the wound. Evidently, I have breached Nihil Parva. I wait for the Nox to pool in a considerable concentration on the ground to continue my attack. I examine the starry substance, before nodding an approval, and stepping back, pulling out some form of pen. The Riddletwister. The thing is useless in combat, but in the act of creation itself, it is quite powerful. I utilize the Nox as ink for the pen, writing a series of utterly indecipherable runes in the air, before putting the pen away. A rather large amount of Infinity Runes levitate before me. They begin to circle around me in an ever-vacillating orbit. The runes are extraordinary. They flow about me irregularly. I would attempt to use their energy directly, but that would prove fatal. Firstly, I seal the rift in spacetime. There is no need for more Nox. Next, I activate the Black Ring. Infinity Runes have nothing to do with ink directly, but they do involve the a type of substance being used in a manner akin to ink. The Infinity Runes streak towards the ring, circling it repeatedly. The runes of infinity opt to orbit in a fashion which will exert as little energy as possible over an exceedingly long amount of time. In response, I tap into the Aura of the area momentarily. The Infinity Runes begin to slow down as I do so. They stop, transforming into a dark shade of purple. Immediately, the surrounding landscape is coated in Taint. I momentarily look surprised, before seeing the color of the runes. Tainted fiber creeps towards Piono. The corruption does not cease with Piono's location. Regardless of the absolute location of Piono, Crusted Taint forms around Piono, completely sealing him into a prison of corruption. Taint poisoning is a problem for Piono, of course. To lengthen the process, I teleport copious amounts of Flux Gas and Flux Goo into the chamber, hoping to suffocate Piono. Not the wisest idea, perhaps, but plausible. I deactivate the Black Ring. The Tainted Infinity Runes sizzle through this plane of existence, flowing back into Nihil Parva. The resounding backlash energy is exuded directly into Piono. By resounding backlash energy, I mean the Taint. This should add to Piono's discomfort in an especial fashion, as the energy was previously derived from the runes that placed him in that infernal tomb of Crusted Taint in the first place, poisonous to all sentient beings, unless you are some form of Tainted being, which Piono cannot ever be, or, at the very least, is not.
Kalare:
Regardless of whether my above attack against Piono succeeded, I prepare for a large, exceedingly long-winded statement upon how my current assault will function. I do this by searching the vicinity for any amount of arcane disturbance not attributable to players. Reasonably certain that there is none, I mutter a phrase.
Osa'che j'l'oa athal'oa.
The stirring of ancient power in the area instantaneously kills a few Vord. Of course, I have not actually begun the physical attack whatsoever. The invocation of ancient power, the only other traces of which in this universe being the fabled Void Artifacts, causes a fair amount of arcane gas to leak from Piono's every orifice. The vile vapors scald Piono with their intensity, and force themselves down his windpipe as fast as they may. Arcane vapors are particularly useful in crowd control situations, but I digress. I pointedly cause an exponential amount of explosions to rocket across the area of battle, tearing through the occasional Vord who attempts to see the combat. My shadow, when examined, appear to feature a large mass of writhing tentacles around its edges, without any visual evidence to support the fact. Odd. Hah. I continue to wait for my setting into motion the ancient powers of this area to come into eldritch fruition. After around eight nanoseconds, it does. That was relatively swift. Ancient ululations and muttering come into prominence. There was likely some group of people who lived here at some point worshipping the Outer Gods. Admirable, but not required. Servitude is far more respectable, I say. I draw into the energy of the Furthest Ring. Pure pressure begins to crush Piono. Whilst he faces occupation, or the lack thereof, I finish charging the ancient curse. Completely unexpectedly, a blast of pure primordial energy pierces through Piono, hopefully severing some limb or crushing a vital organ. That would be particularly beneficial. The malediction alone begins to sear into Piono's flesh, burning him with the energy of infinity itself. Infinity is beyond an elemental jurisdiction. That ancient curse, being elder magic, likely sundered existence irreparably around it in a precision slice down the central area of the blast radius, provided no disturbances of an esoteric quality occurred during that time, which I ascertained prior to this paltry statement.
1/15 Missile Spam.
1/10 Concentrated Anger.
What?
I stare at Piono in a really unsettling manner, then perform one last addition to my ultimate Pionoslayer: Railteration Minidicegun && Appearificator && Duplicator && Cueball Targeting System. This turns the already formidable Railminigun into something with effectively infinite ammo as well as an impossibly precise death-deliverer. I then open fire with my even more deadly RAILTERATION INFINIDICEGUN at Piono, riddling his body with magical alchemy-crippling majyykal D8s after destroying the idea that they could miss. Of course, these pierce straight through him, and I psiionically guide them all into the Stronghold, and then use the Pale Valve on it for good measure.
Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear 4/11 (Trifected Ringwear)
In anticipation of our defeating Piono, That sword that has all his elemental powers && Fluorite Octet 1/9
Joker Ammo && Fluorite Octet 8/9 (Shuffled Octet)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I use HAMMER TIME again on the stronghold.
I then decide to make a weapon that may or may not be inspired from The Walking Dead.
Pogohammer of Zillygui! || Barbwire=
I smack the croach with the Zillygui!
I then get a GREAT idea.
Iron Armor && Pogohammer of Zillygui!=
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
I use The Metalbender to turn the Stronghold's Iron Bars into giant spiky balls that fiercely bounce around the stronghold, wrecking it from the inside.
I then eat a Golden Apple.
The Southern Tundra IIIIII
Rechronology Complete!
Ψ-Mech Mk. II Complete!
Precious Voidscythe 4/7
Shadow Turretcomputer -c Telelocator Focus
Potion of Remodeling x2
SCP-962 49/50
Dragonfly 11/20
Medicannon 3/10
2/15 Missile Spam
2/10 Concentrated Anger.
What?
Last Drink:
Barrels 1-3:Napalm
Barrels 4-5:SCP-1100
Barrel 6:Camel Blood
CHA0S: 0N
I fire the Last Drink at the Croach.
I then give a Potion of Remodeling to PaperShuriken.
The Southern Tundra IIIIII
Precious Voidscythe 5/7
Shadow Turretcomputer -c Telelocator Focus 2/X
Fire Charge &&
SCP-962 49/50Dragonfly 12/20
Medicannon 4/10
"AND NOW THAT YOU'VE SAID THAT, THEY'RE PROBABLY GOING TO TRY DOING SO."
"I'd like to see them try. Arc welders don't do so hot for repair on biological things."
"JUST FOCUS ON HITTING THINGS."
"I feel a song coming on..."
Reinforcements:
Engietech Soldiers: 500/500 (X350)
Engietech Technicians: 100/100 (X250)
Engietech Pyromaniacs: 750/750 (X175)
Engietech Minions: 500/500 (X200)
Engietech Dragonfly Drones: 2000/2000 (X80)
Current forces:
Engietech Soldiers: 500/500 (X1050)
Engietech Technicians: 100/100 (X250)
Engietech Pyromaniacs: 750/750 (X325)
Engietech Dragonfly Drones: 2000/2000 (X195)
Engietech Minions: 500/500 (X400)
Engietech Elite, Audie: 50000/50000 (X1)
The song in the background progressively gets louder, my drone adding it's voice to complete it.
"Every time at the same day of the year, the same holiday all over again"
"A day with a theme that I can't comprehend, feelings abound that I can't explain"
"But now I understand what this day holds, the day of a brutal execution"
"Killing is one of the things that I know, and in this way I can take action-"
"CUE THE VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE!"
Suddenly wielding a pair of Tommy Guns (even though I much prefer the term "Chicago Typewriters"), oversized to a ridiculous degree and with chainsaw bayonets, the drone in combat happily charges through the crowd of vord, spraying bullets into everything that moves with reckless abandon.
"LET THE BLOOD FLOW FROM EVERY SCAR"
"THE VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE!"
"ONLY PART OF TODAY THAT'S FAMILIAR"
"A VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE!"
"LET THE BLOOD FLOW FROM EVERY SCAR"
"THE VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE!"
"THE VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE!"
*Click*
Having run out of ammo, I then flash-step out of the crowd of Vord, covered in whatever is supposed to be their blood.
(tldr: Holiday Operandi: Valentine's Day Massacre) (Don't ask why I did a song for this, it's in character and so am I)
...RIIIIIIIIIIGHT... I WOULD PUT HIM IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL MYSELF, BUT NOBODY SEEMS WILLING TO HOLD HIM.
-Far lands-
"I'm not sure whether that was an attempt to make a joke, or if that genuinely is true in your reality that that's how it is remembered. Regardless, most of the multiverse at large considers Valentine's Day to be... slightly less murder, slightly more romantics."
A thin gray barrier appears, quietening the sounds of battle. It occasionally flickers.
"Now, as a matter of fact, I do have a purpose for all of this. Now would be a fairly good time for what I'm doing, I feel, all things considered."
Walking normally, the drone heads over to Blue, maintaining a respectful distance.
"Here."
I hold out a rather small box, which automatically opens, displaying it's contents - a silver necklace, decorated with a single metal heart, also silver. Shining brightly, the unusual trait that I tend to throw at least one of into each creation reveals itself, as the entire necklace is covered in a very thin layer of light, rendering it immune to oxidization and curiously warm to the touch.
"Figured I might as well do something for you, but you could probably just buy anything you felt like you wanted to have, so I tried a more personal sort of gift."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Yuxin 4x4 speedcube && Aperture Science High Energy Pellet Launcher && Fluoroantimonic Acid = Yuxin Acidspitter (5/5)
Shengshou 10x10 || (Essence of Ernő Rubik && Every Rubik's Cube type twisty puzzle ever produced or created && Essences of everyone who currently holds a WR for solving 2x2-7x7) = Sacra Geometria (3/11)
Fluorite Octet || 1x1 Rubik's cube (plastic cube with Rubik's cube stickers on it) = Fluorite Sextet (6/7)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: The EAS Tones
I play a specially constructed EAS alert, which goes:
(Header) ««««««««««««««««ZCZC-CSC-??E-␀B!␉ø§-0500-0451227-CS/RADIO-
(EAS Tones) Alternating 853 and 960 Hz tones that begin to crack the walls of the stronghold
(Message) "An Emergency Alert has been issued for the Far Lands. The following message has been transmitted on the request of the Cobalt Shade Corporation: Cobalt is about to dissolve the stronghold with fluoroantimonic acid from Toxicide. Stay away while he does this."
(Tail) ««««««««««««««««NNNN
I proceed to dissolve the stronghold with fluoroantimonic acid from Toxicide, just as the emergency alert stated.
> Author's Note
The header, EAS tones and tail are based off real EAS tones. The CSC in the originator field stands for Cobalt Shade Corporation. ??E is the code for Unrecognized Emergency. The location code corresponds to the Far Lands' chunk numbers. The purge time is 5 hours and the time of issue is when this was posted. Oh, and CS/RADIO is actually CS-RADIO, which is the placeholder for a good radio station.
Science Cannon (upgrade to Physics Cannon): 4/20
Nanolight Cargolander -c Missile Bay: 3/4
Pair of Gloves & Carbon Nanogel & Magstone Wires: 2/?
Battery > Fine: 2/3
==Actions==
Wait. Before I forget...
Lothyra duplicates a Miniature Tokomak and iAntimak Autopistol, then hands the former to Karkat.
Jade may want to use this. It's a small fusion reactor.
Lothyra then aims the Physics Cannon at Piono and loads it with the fact that reality magic fundamentally breaks physics. Bender fires all of the Futurama alchemies (Bender's Gun, Universal Power on harm mode, iQuantimak, SciAntimak, and the two iAntimak Autopistols) at some Keepers. UU Prime continues firing his barrage cannon at the Stronghold.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I snipe some Taken Engietech Pyromaniacs using The End.
I then attempt to refill some Sacred Items.
The Southern Tundra IIIIII
Precious Voidscythe 6/7
Shadow Turretcomputer -c Telelocator Focus 3/X
Fire Charge && Living Fire Block 2/X
SCP-962 49/50Dragonfly 13/20
Medicannon 5/10
IMPORTANT! I'm going on a trip to Florida and won't be able to post for about a week. If I can find a way to post, I'll let you guys know.
Action 1/3
Orbit Control: 50/50 COMPLETE!
Unholy Assault: 25/50
Blood Pact: 10/20
I complete Orbit Control! Now that I have control of the skies, and have a prototype of an orbital station hovering above your heads, it doesn't do anything, instead counting towards Project Starfall.
On our battle... I aim using the scope and use burst fire to pick off Piono from a distance using my M16.
Sword Damage: 148K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Well, these definitely look like alchemies I want to complete...
I switch the Mental Longsword to Fiery Mode, and slash through the stronghold with it's molten blade! Than I inspect Potion of Takeover, and shoot the walls at point-blank from the Solflower!
Alchemies:
Redstonebow && TNT Cannon = Battlebow (2/6)
"TRIFORCE" = Razoryo (Level 5: 2/6)
"GODMODER" = Ragnarök (Level 10: 2/11)
Charges:
None
Inventory:
Here
I travel through EVERYWHERE and uproot the sacred items dispenser machine, in an attempt to take it with me to replenish our sacred items slowly! If that doesn't work, I blow every cent I own on retrieving more sacred items! Again!
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Awkward Potion OOO Concentrated Vis 3/???
+1 to Amp x2.
@Gutza: The trolls currently present are all Mincraft avatars, and have no way to take items to another universe, to the most of my knowledge.
I can say quite reasonably that my Vis-potion thing is complete at this point. Thusly, I alchemize Splash Potion of Trauma O0O (Awkward Potion OOO Concentrated Vis) 1/???.
I bid farewell to the trolls, as their specials have all been voted for to the extent required for ascension, to the most of my knowledge. If not, then they shall be soon, and I will probably never see them again regardless. Well, actually, if all goes well, I shall see them again, so I digress. I wish them the best of luck evading the Employer. They will need it.
Speaking of that, I am nearly certain that Binary is the Employer at this point.
I telekinetically crush Piono with the weight of a thousand stars. Quite simply put, mental aberrations and synaptic mutations are exploitable. In any other situation, with a slightly less powerful opponent, I would challenge them to some form of wizard duel, and then transmogrify them into a peanut, or something. Alas, Piono has no time for such shenanigans. Neither do I, as well. I merely increase the weight crushing Piono until the force actually solidifies, creating a black cueball. Yes, you heard me correctly. That approximate size. The gravitational force of the orb tears Piono's body to shreds.
I attempt to convert everything to 8-Bit!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED