My Action: I summon some soccer balls, accelerate them at relativistic speeds into the croach, then taunting the (goal)Keepers when they fail to block it. Some of them did block it, but they exploded into guts afterwards.
SCP Foundation Action: The Foundation panics and backs off.
Executor Action: Executor attempts its ultimate attack, then realizes it is out of range. It resorts to using its infinite range bolt on the Croach again (NOT a use of the charge).
@gutza: Huh? Sorry, I've been tired and already rushed in making my responses. I promised twin I wouldn't turn the trolls getting to participate in this fight into a huge to-do, so I'm not narrating responses for them, I'm letting twin dictate how they act.
@crusher: Nope. Piono's acting as a boss in this capacity. Not only do you guys want to target him, but you need to. The godmodder'll probably even help you guys with this fight.
@talist: actually, this fight was planned. I haven't summoned anything but the clone ships, of which you could quite easily insta-summon entities of comparable power right now, that isn't part of the trial itself.
Net summons a horde of time clones to aggress piono, supposedly after having made an item capable of being beyond piono's scope, but that happens to be godmodding, and piono's a godmodder now. Not to mention the fact that he can break himself out of temporal locks almost as easy as he can create them, otherwise, what would be the point of using them? They don't exactly stop on their own, they don't take up any time! Piono's counter-godmodding consists of, once he's broken out of the temporal lock, just teleports into the midst of net and his time-clones, and smashes the item before blowing them all away with a huge gust of air. He is still fending off repeated attacks from large numbers of Nets for the remainder of the attacks aimed against him up until now.
Net creates a set of voodoo representations of piono's weapons, but before he can successfully implement his potentially devastating attack, numerous of piono's clone time-step straight through him, smashing the voodoo doll to pieces, not wanting to risk the chance that it actually works. The action fails to remove piono's power from his weapons, but it does serve to interfere with it slightly. Attacks and defenses aimed towards him are more likely to succeed now.
15/20 health remains. 13/20 health left.
I think you misunderstand the workings of the attack. Piono is not in a time lock, nor was he.
I was attacking at a single point in time, by manipulating the speed of the Tachyon Drives installed in my HALI/JOKR/Whatever arrays. Piono was moving at normal speed.
Anywho, to remain on the offensive, I set my temporal velocity to zero again, and regroup with the timeclones.
240895759:We attacked him with that weapon, but he broke it, I seem to recall...
3:Concur.
Prime:It bothers us all, predestination, doesn't it. But I have a gut feeling I can fix the missing weapon problem.
I go backwards in time, then stabilize at an instant before Piono breaks the weapon, yoink it out, and see my future? self coming to return it so it's broken normally and time doesn't break.
Prime:I have it again. Check your inventories, folks.
==One time shenanigan of epic proportions later==
Right. Null is still a thing? Or should we zap him from the future?
20478168364463917:The future. We did that.
901:We did indeed...
==Now==
Piono is aggressed from the future as EXTREMELY LARGE numbers of timeclones slice through a set of spacetime coordinates that match Piono's current position.
I remember something...
We went into the future, when Piono was dead, to build up a time velocity. I try to remember any attacks that worked.
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I cannot fully put into words how much I agree with that statement.
/twoessaysatonce
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
What the (...) is soulbonding anyways. Because so far it feels incredibly vague and wishy-washy. Seriously.
Also... how did piono deal with a mecha that's literally the size of a city.
Able to get a quick bit in:
@insert: I haven't figured out exactly how it works. Basically he binds the power and strength of an artifact to his essence and being. You'd basically have to rip his soul out to disrupt it completely, but that's sort of a moot point because ripping his soul out completely is how to get him to stay dead in the first place. He uses it to increase his own personal power. It doesn't prevent others from using it, but it means he can draw upon its power from a distance or while its in his inventory, and he can draw it back into his inventory whenever he wants to. Basically it allows him to use toned-down amounts of power from all of his items at once. Its how he hit physical god level.
As for the fight, you were using the mini-bionis-mech. Remember? That thing's the same size as a regular (Well, large, but still one-man) mech suit. Full on Bionis he would've just blasted the ground out from under its feet, drilled into the chest and blown it up from the inside.
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{So, OOC, the Helbringers alchemy, arguably-paltry-but-still-maxed level ten that they are, is designed specifically to kill stuff like Piono or other godlike annoying people. You stab something with them and they try to rip out their soul and send it to Hel, which is kinda super permanent. I'm really, really not trying to make this about me, but that is the entire point of their existence, and a major part of my characters. I hardly expect them to be some kind of deus ex swordsina or whatever, especially given Piono's reality-warping abilities, which should be able to stop me using it without that much trouble, but still.}
Thankfully weathering the worst of Piono's attack, I fly backward about half a kilometer and hit the ground hard, sending earth and Vord flying, then eject the shattered remnants of my disposable outer plating and let the nanitics build more.
Drawing Ultimatum and the Dynamic Deathbringer, thrown to me before his precipitous departure by Amp, and hoping the ******* did not expend them before then, I begin to lay down fire into the Vord swarms, leaving everything within a klick burning, riddled with many, many holes, and affected by the various quasi-elemental effects of the Deathbringer before the limited-use weapons run down for the time being.
After my cursory use of weapons to keep down the Vord in my vicinity, I draw the weapons Cancer and Black in my two mechanical arms, then charge Piono again, letting the Helbringers still in my natural hands accelerate my movements beyond the normally possible as two weapons charged with powers from Beyond do their very best to either hit the SOB or distract him long enough for me to get in a hit with the Helbringers while my periferal cameras watch for another surprise temporal double and my suit computer guides the light point-defense SMGs on my shoulders in prevention of such an attack.
{If anyone cares, Redeyes isn't wearing the nearly indestructible, eight tonne mass of stompy-shoot-you that is the Demimech, but rather a much lighter, more augmented-movement centered suit of power armor that still weighs more than six hundred kilograms and has a suit reactor/fusion jetpack the size of a diesel generator on the back.}
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
{Sorry for no Cloning storypost, but it's like three in the morning and I have stuff to do before noon.}
Out of nowhere, I materialize nearby the Godmodder and tell him I like the server. Except for the omnicidal doom bugs.
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
You're a fool, you know that? I... I will not die today.
EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED. YOU'RE NOT IN PARADOX SPACE HERE. DARTY. THAT'S LIKE. AN EARTH REFERENCE?
...No. That's... not even close to the Wizard of Oz.
WHATEVER. POINT BEING. YOUR LITTLE RULES DON'T APPLY.
Serpent grins and takes out a card deck. She pulls out a card and it transforms into Sleight of Hand. Astria watches nervously, hoping it turns out favorably.
Then she sees Piono.
i've h/\d enough of you killing people for one lifetime.
Astria timesteps behind Piono, and then as he reacts, in front of him, and back again, leaving afterimages each time. She does this at the sides occasionally as well to make it more unpredictable. Finally, an afterimage that isn't really one telekinetically blasts him to the ground.
twin, could you re-quote my post once I finish writing in the encounter between piono and Eric? Thanks
Also, I'm noticing that the Preston Cole doesn't have as much of a presence as was intended, could you add in the pelican spawns? If that doesn't work, aegis had an idea for fighter/bombers he also wanted to add. But yeah, he's not coming back, he actually told me this time. I'm still keeping him updated on the Preston Cole, but he says he won't be coming back until DTG 3 if he does at all.
the Conclave:
Very well. Anyways, if that is all the questions that you have for me, I'll be going.
Is there any further information you would like?
On the Battlefield:
Hank, Sanford and Deimos think better of trying to challenge piono, and decide to pull off a triple rampage again on the croach. Even Hank isn't up to par with the energies being thrown around up there.
Hank also smashes a potion of conflagration on the croach, inflicting the inferno debuff on it, which is like burned, only a lot more.
The Pelican spawned this turn.
N0. 1 W1LL LEAVE Y0U T0 WHATEVER 1T 1S Y0U WERE D01NG BEF0RE Y0U C0NTACTED ME. ALTH0UGH... 1 D0 HAVE 0NE TH1NG T0 SAY T0 Y0U. 1 BEL1EVE THE G0DM0DDER'S NEXT TR1AL W1LL HAVE Y0U... WHAT'S THE PHRASE? AH, YES. SEE1NG RED. THAT 1S ALL.
9,000 damage to the Croach! The Croach gains an Inferno effect!
Well this is... Actually I guess it's not that early.
I stare at the Mini-Bionis Mech, then puzzle over how this thing only took four turbs to make. I then retrieve my Monado, leap into the cockpit, and start piloting this titanic god-vessel. I slash the Keepers with my newly-embiggened Monado, sending waves of them flying from the force, and even more disintegrated from the mere act of touching then with the Monado. The mech then seems to disappear somewhere else. I then unapologetically stick Serpent's pin into the Voodoo Doll. Yup. I sure just did that. I then ask Die whether he can make a pin for the Godmodder. Just as a security measure.
Fluorite Octet && Glitchiness = ///// // / [email protected] (Level 8: 6/9)
Turnspec Ringwear && Red Miles Picture = Ring of Orbs Seerfold (Level 10: 5/11)
Joker Ammo && Fluorite Octet 1/9 (for Netpatham, why not.)
90 Keepers killed!
You jump ahead to a timeline where Serpent is dead. However, since Serpent is dead right now, nothing changes.
Die says that the amount of temporal energy needed to create a pin for the Godmodder would exceed the capacity of even the Felt.
Scranton. Unless Cobalt wrote a test you use it in.
Hard-Light doesn't DO that.
Seeing that Piono has betrayed us, an army of timeclones of myself arrive, with an equally large armada of HALI, JOKR, etc., arrays ((That etc. is the Elemental Pearl version.)) that they use to launch a seriously large amount of attacks at Piono while in a temporal lock. This is a temporal velocity of 0, sort of thing, as opposed to a time stop.
All the timeclones and myself collaborate to write into existence a weapon outside of Piono's power set/control/ability to counteract, which is given to the pastmost (I.e. myself) clone.
We all aggress him with it simultaneously, in various points in time.
>>I note that there ARE single points of failure in the BLACK HOLES POWERING THE SHIPS.
Assuming it will not instantly kill me, I read Men of the End, after examining it.
I should probably also note that past me has access to my inventory. It would be a problem if he/I couldn't do so.
I pull out some Bottled Void Visink, and a Miniature Green Sun. I allow the model to levitate into the air, permitting me to properly handle the Visink. As such, I uncork the bottle, and telekinetically move the Miniature Green Sun to face me. I stare at the Miniature Green Sun, and abruptly activate the Black Ring. Tendrils of ink drip off of the arcane ring as I wait, staring at the model. Slowly, the thing darkens. After several seconds, the Miniature Green Sun is composed entirely of ink. Some sort of inky sun. Of course, that is not a thing that exists in the Inky Abyss. Trust me; I've examined that particular region of the Void with Eye's Pyramidion several times without noticing any massive stars. However, it creates a potent link to the Inky Abyss nonetheless. The tendrils of ink dripping off of the Black Ring begin to stabilize into some form of... liquid aura. I promptly pour the contents of the bottle of Visink onto the sphere. The Miniature Black Sun grows to a slightly larger size. The liquid aura encompassing the Black Ring extends to connect with the Miniature Black Sun. Immediately, the thing disappears, fusing with the aura. The aura darkens, emanating the energy of the Inky Abyss quite radiantly. I utilize this energy to forge a link to the Inky Abyss itself. Liquid ink pools on the ground in utterly random but precise points in the Far Lands. I telekinetically lift each pool into the air. The pools swiftly form attenuated spikes of liquid ink, bristling with the power of the Abyss. I wait for every pool to form an attenuated bolt, and then motion towards the Vord with my hand. Amethyst energy explodes from each individual bolt, streaking towards the Vord at speeds slightly faster than light. As such, they skewer hundreds of Vord in less than a second. Vord corpses lay strewn about across the ranks of the Vord, precise puncture wounds denoting where the ink struck. Pools of ink drip from the bodies. Green sparks, the only remnants of the original Miniature Green Sun, fly off of the ink occasionally. The liquid aura no longer exists around the Black Ring. Streams of ink levitate into the air, forming a blob. I wait for every drop of ink I summoned to enter the blob, before waving my hand nonchalantly. The blob of ink suddenly disappears. However, a rather large amount of Vord appear to have suffered fatal burn wounds (likely from the friction caused by ink moving faster than light) within this minuscule moment of time. I deactivate the Black Ring.
Kalare:
I return to commanding my entities. It is quite an important role, though it is not nearly as intensive as regular combat is. Anyhow, I order the TIE-Sentry to assault the Creepervord. Noting Rodney's position within the battle, I telepathically contact him, advising he fire a Nova Cataclysm at the Mantises, before following up with everything he can do to annihilate the bugs.
Of course, I am going to have to leap into the fray once more. Alas. I cut communications with Rodney, and grip the Hazel Wand tightly, disappearing in a flash of violet light. Suddenly, a plume of amethyst flame and light emerges around fifteen feet away from Piono. A figure stands within the aforementioned flame, waiting for it to disappear. After it does a few seconds later, I speak.
I can't exactly say I am surprised that you are the one who released the Vord. I am not going to allow you to stay within this universe. I cannot defeat you on my own, but I will certainly try.
And, with that, I point the Hazel Wand at Piono. Nothing appears to occur. It almost seems as if my attack was a failure. Fortunately, it was not. A wave of energy not confined to the laws of reality itself, summoned straight from the edges of infinity in the dark recesses in the unfathomable minds of the Outer Gods, streaks towards Piono, invisible to the mundane eye. A resonating gong-like sound echoes throughout the Far Lands. Under the most optimistic of conditions, the spell tears into Piono's existence, warping his form into a mess of organic matter. Under regular conditions, the curse will merely tear into his life-force, and mutilate it, causing some minor amount of damage. In a more sensible state of affairs, and the one that is most likely to occur, Piono will block and/or dodge the attack. If this does occur, I prepare for a bout of synaptic manipulation that I will inevitably use to combat Piono in some time. The interesting thing about this particular thing is likely that Kalare is not a Minecraft avatar, and also possesses conditional immortality. I assure you, this fight is not a heroic one. I can also assure you it is in no way just for me to die.
The Anachron:
During the interregnum period before the arrival of the biotechnicians and Amp, I set up a variety of maddeningly disorganized thaumaturgical devices, composed of large amounts of essentia tubes, assorted alchemical constructs, and the occasional valve and monitor in a particularly large antechamber. I turn a specific valve, and pull a lever on one of the more esoteric-looking devices, containing a tube of green slime, a large amount of buttons, and a Thaumatorium. A monitor blinks into existence, showing what appears to be a model of some sort of molecule. I return to the central room of the Biotech Sector, and wait. I greet Amp and the three biotechnicians.
Splendiferous. Shall we determine approximately what we are attempting to do before we actually begin?
MEN OF THE END: An encyclopedia on Endermen. It seems to detail the history of the End and the Enderman, their physical structure, their abilities, and many other things related to enderzoology.
Reading the book, you find that Enderpearls apparently act as souls for Endermen. Interesting.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
2/10x3 TBA'd Magic
Battlefield:Red uses the potion airdropper to put critmist potions on the next six attacks against a hostile
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x41, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x11, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $24
My Action: "It's a trap!" I yell to anyone trying to attack pionoplayer. "He is trying to goad us into pvp so that the godmodder takes us out with the banhammer! DO NOT ATTACK! I repeat, DO NOT ATTACK!". I then mow down some Keepers.
SCP Foundation Action: The SCP Foundation initiates Battle Technique: Containment Breach - Keter, aimed at the Croach.
The Godmodder will make an exception for Piono... In this case, PvP is vital to your success in ridding the server of the Vord! With that in mind, you kill a critted 60 Keepers.
A large amount of Keter SCPs break containment and rampage onto the server! The Vord cannot hold them back and watch as they trample onto the Croach, aggressing it! Their various anomalous abilities prove to harshly change the properties of the Croach and weaken it, allowing you to fire at it with your own weaponry! Critted 30,000 damage to the Croach!
I create a Bringer, and use it, along with the Origin Wands/Creation Pen, to create essentially voodoo representations of the soulbindings Piono has on his weapons. I then tie them up in a knot and cut through the middle, then tie the end from the weapons to myself, theoretically hijacking the soulbindings and granting them to myself and making a mess of Piono's soul as I just unravelled the remainder of the bonds. Or did some action that would result in an increase in their entropy.
I then de-exist some Vord. If I successfully captured the alchemies somehow, I review what I just got after fencing off the soulbindings with the equivalent of hard-light.
> Alchemies
Life's Wands 5/7
CTA-8 6/9
Potion of Panacea II 2/2
Potion of Panacea I x3
Potion of Panacea II x1
> Action
I pull out all my YTP weapons (Billy Bazooka, Plumsgun, Billy Textscrambler, Dinner Blaster, Spadinner Blaster) and release a blast of concentrated YTP at the croach. It sounds a bit like "It's all right here at your JoJ HoH SiS lololololololol Call Hoh Sis right now for a Freerf! Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. My ship. My ship. Dinner. Lotsa spaghetti! Heeeeeeeeeelp!!! OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE. Enough rubies. MMMMMM. Calcium, lime and rust burgers. Dinner blaster 47,000,000! Plums, plums, a bag of plums! Keel over and die in the Fridge."
The Baconcase || Lesser Bacon Elemental && 1 million pieces of bacon && Essence of the Bacon King, ruler of all bacon = Esculentus (Level 10: 9/11)
The Mouseattractor || Lesser Cheese Elemental && Every type of cheese ever && Essence of the Cheese Queen, ruler of all cheese = Certamen Caseus (Level 10: 9/11)
Net, if your tactics work at all, I'll be amazed. I will genuinely be amazed. That's how reasonably confident I am that they're going to fail. If it works at all, even if you only get one before Piono wrecks you, it will be amazing. Regardless of that, I grab Deus Omnipotens with Scalpere Parum in a nigh-impossible grip only possible due to a Keyblade's Morph Weapon status, using Cathedria Potentia to clamp down on Chorus Bellum's handle, wear Miscetis (which are goggles, hopefully) and hover Tetrixcalibur, Aperiree Clausa and Ranchia behind me, sporting just a few of the elements Piono forgot. Using Deus Omnipotens, I immediately hack away at Piono from a distance that is rapidly closing, unleashing Megidoloans with every swing to make the standard Megidoloan look like a tiny firework (when it is consistently one of the most powerful attacks), aiming only at him The excess finds itself flying into 500 dimensional doors that have appeared due to Aperire Clausa, then flying out of 500 other dimensional doors, ultimately sending the excess at Piono, then closing all 1000 and turning them into one giant death door that fires a giant Piono-seeking Door-energy laser. IN my other hand, Cathedria Potentia makes it rain massive death chairs upon the battlefield, somehow homing in onto Piono's position, defying logic, while Chorus Bellum makes Pianos erupt from the ground and home in on him, also defying logic. Ranchia fires out massive Ranch Dressing blasts of doom from itself like a freaking artillery cannon firing nukes, and Scalpere Parum summons and is propmtly fed the world's largest nail collection, then fires a hideously powerful Severed Left Pinky beam straight into Piono, which splits into more beams that split into more beams and stream into mulitple directions, making dodging them really hard without being hit with something else. Lastly, as I finally close the distance, Tetrixcalibur, the Pen of Pulchritude, Ink and Sword element all at once, blitzes forwards ahead of me and creates a legitimate recursive swordsplosion, quite like the effects of Swordsplosion!!!, except on steroids, as the swords dont' seem to stop exploding and making more swords, and the swords somehow get larger and more devastating as well. And Tetrixcalibur did not get destroyed, it just emitted an explosion-it's currently slashing as much of Piono as it can possibly. Then, I tip the Oblivion's Topper. Even with his Psychic Elemental Alchemy, the Oblivion's Topper is a spoil and far, far more potent. Optimistically, it'll cause him to attack the Croach and forget about everyone else, an effective suicide. More plausibly, it'll cause him to spam and give everyone free hits. Most likely he'll find some stupid way to godmod it with Reality Majjyks or something, but it's a spoil with powerful effects so hopefully this happens. If he is too prepared and I can't even get in his mind at all, then I quickly direct my spoil's powers to the Bulks and force them to destroy the Croach.
Your entire attack, coupled with Oblivion's Topper, deals 5 damage to Piono!
Charges: 9/50 + 22/50, +2 to Fseftr because why not. I start sending my charges to Wilson instead because those are closer to completion.
I attempt to scorch the land with the Glitch Wrench.
This is another example of why I'm kinda annoyed. Giving someone the ability to instantly summon what sounds like a miniboss. I know it is a story event, but it just drives home the point that all this time, I've never been aggressive enough. Also, I know that always taking 1 damage is a gimmick that Issac uses, but the whole point is that its overpowered.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 92$ _ Wilson's charges A: 31/50, B: 31/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x9 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts)
Potion of War II +, Potion of wrath +1
DONE Throwing knife || sea lantern && broken guardian mech spike = Angler Knife 3/5
Well, I can't possibly know what your situation is. So, I can't really pass any judgement. Also, Star Wars is a story I found while using that screen I have in the corner. Apparently, it searches through something called "the Internet". My current theory is that the Internet is kind of like a version of the Grid, but containing random information. Wilson's ears fall slightly. Oh... you have to leave? ... um... I got you that wrench because of... you know, your ships. And... I got Red that quill because he said he liked writing... and expensive things... So... you can do whatever you'd like with them really... ... huh? Do you want to know why I want to know? What does that mean? Some holiday is coming up? He moves over to the computer screen and starts it up. After looking for a few moments, he looks puzzled. Eh? Whats Valentine's Day? I can't remember having this holiday before... Are you saying you have a different holiday named the same thing?
You use the Glitch Wrench, interacting with the Source Code of Reality! A giant ball of fire appears and veers over the Vord, slamming into the warped mountains of the Far Lands! The already glitched nature of the Far Lands causes the atlready glitched nature of the Far Lglitched nature of the Fture of thetack to have massive side effects, completely corrupting the entire terrain of the field! The mountains that tower over you and the Vord glitch into lava that buries the Croach, dealing a critted 34,000 damage!
ANGLERKNIFE: A throwing knife that glows the bronze color of a Guardian Spike. However, this knife's blade is taken straight from the EG-Mech itself and has complete power over water, in addition to stabbing powers. It can also glow in the dark and can sense enemies.
The Infantry Robots and Heavy Dropships all immediately self-destruct upon being Taken, killing all Vord in a large radius!
The Far Lands, right now:
I draw back my mechanically-augmented arm and throw one instance of Ceres' Despair far into the heart of the Vord swarm!
"So, tell me, Eric, should we be aiding you in this battle? I am armed to slay a physical god, if that is all he has become."
Several others among my allies immediately assault Piono, answering my question for me.
I draw my godslayers' blades and charge, the terrible magics therein allowing me to sprint at nearly the speed of sound, though running speed is only the beginning, for if one can run so swiftly merely by holding them, why, how fast can a man wearing some of the finest powered armor in the multiverse strike with those blades? And how hard those strikes when his movements are fueled by the powers in Hel and the fusion of atoms?
I strike at Piono thousands of times in a few seconds, running in circles around him fast enough to char the ground, each attack different, seeking to distract, to find a weakness, though the damning ice-fire of them should have sorely weakened even one of the smaller gods by now.
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
The Anachron, right now:
"I intend to do what you and, if she decides to arrive, Lothyra, decide you want done. It is your species we are attempting to resurrect, after all."
"The simplest thing would be to simply take the genomes of Erelye's friends, alter them individually for each of about a thousand clones enough for them to be genetically distinct and unrelated people, let them grow in the tubes to term, however long that is for Vetasians, and let them wake up. Whoever ended up keeping them would have to take care of a thousand children for the next few decades, and then the Vetasian Elves would exist again."
"I say from Erelye's friends because Erelye himself has experienced enough mutagenic dark magic and harmful radiation during his life that the fact he still looks humanoid is a miracle, whatever we made using his genome would be basically Nyarlathotep's runty pink nephew. As for Lothyra, she is the result of thousands of years of the results of genetic manipulation and accelerated evolution, and of more than a century of the reckless use of self-enhancement technology and of nuclear science, along with the never-perfect treatments for the illnesses thereof. Far more genetically intact than Erelye, but still not good. Even if we decide to alter the genome we use, I would like to start with a blank slate, not the damaged half-product she has become."
"Hmph. Piono. We've gotten stronger in your absence. We have the means at our disposal to ruin your alchemies, kill you, and keep you dead. You have been killed by a freaking googly-eyed puppet, how are you supposed to stand against me now that I have the means to prevent your existence?" I brandish the Unpersoners, take out the Voodoo Doll with piono's pin, and glare in stern murderous disapproval at the mad Minecraftian in front of me. I then calmly and precisely poke his pin into the Voodoo Doll, then reappear quickly. I then relate anything I may have learned about his weaknesses to anyone fighting him. I then attempt to Unperson him, or Rangoon him if I have to. If I somehow fail in this endeavor for inexplicable reasons, I pull out the Alterationhammer and kind of casually toss it at piono in a particularly lazy manner, gauging his response.
Fluorite Octet && Glitchiness = ///// // / [email protected] (Level 8: 7/9)
Turnspec Ringwear && Red Miles Picture = Ring of Orbs Seerfold (Level 10: 6/11)
Joker Ammo && Fluorite Octet 2/9 (for Netpatham, why not.)
I'm mildly irritated by the fact that Netpatham edited his null post above my first one to contain content after I had posted.
I examine the Splash Potion of Abyss. I would try and make a drinkable form, but both liquid Vis and Black Elixir are incredibly toxic, unless the alchemization has changed the composition. Anyways, I'm not done with it. It needs to augment one's connection to the Inky Abyss, thaumaturgical power, psionic (and therefore psychic and psiionic) power, and possibly the ability to allow one to understand all languages for the duration of the potion. As such, I alchemize Awkward Potion OOO Diluted Mind Honey 1/???. Diluted Mind Honey merely amplifies psionic power slightly, without all of the mental agony that I have endured many a time due to accidental consumption of the stuff.
I heal Rodney with the Golden Sunsticks. Then, I cast Word of God on the Creepervord.
I play a tenebrous series of 'songs' on the Teethgnasher, grinding the ears of the surrounding fifty Creepervord into paste, and their brains into a fine grey dust. The Creepervord instantly collapse into the ground, dead. It appears as if they could not handle the meaning of infinity. That's why I momentarily deafened myself. I restore my hearing abilities. Then, teleporting the instrument to Greyhold, I whip out the Quasar's Nightcrawler. The usage of pure oblivion in this weapon is quite admirable, in an absolutely pointless fashion. I flash-step into a crowd of poisoned Creepervord. I proceed to make a series of incisions with the black hole scepter topper. The actual slices do not make marks. Nay, they merely annihilate the Vord they strike. I proceed to raise the scepter slightly, emanating waves of dark energy which tear the surrounding Vord into subatomic particles (or code, depending on who you ask). I lower the scepter, looking over to the conflict with Piono.
Kalare:
Regardless of whether or not my original attack succeeded, I flick the Hazel Wand to the side swiftly, cleanly, and efficiently. A dark plume of ink bursts from reality itself, pulsating with the energy of the Inky Abyss. The stuff can no longer be classified as a liquid in terms of how it will be manipulated by Piono, due to the fact that ink is indeed one of the fifty-eight aspects of magic, and is completely separate from conventional means of classifying things due to my partial insanity and incompetence. Anyhow, the ink flows into a concentrated stream, building the link to the Inky Abyss with every moment, or lack thereof. Sparks of arcane power leap off of the surface of the ever-flowing substance, denoting its relative potency in comparison to other forms of ink. I telekinetically accelerate the ink into Piono at a speed slightly faster than light. Therefore, the stuff strikes Piono in less than a nanosecond, bending space around it. The ink strikes Piono, plowing into him with enough force to pierce corotite. Quite an affair, considering corotite is capable of withstanding shots from an ion cannon at point-blank range. Directly afterwards, the ink begins to dissolve Piono's flesh, due to its prodigious link with the Abyss. Usually, this would be considered cruel and unusual, but we are fighting person who has openly admitted to destroying at least twelve universes. I move one of my hands swiftly. The ink infused with the Abyss begins to bubble and writhe. There is absolutely no need to panic in this prospect. This will merely serve to be some form of arcane stimulant. Suddenly, the ink explodes into deep blue light, hopefully blowing one of Piono's limbs off, or damaging his armor. There is always a high probability that this will fail horribly. I would hope not, but I have definitely not been the most consistent in these things. The recondite shockwaves that echo from this explosion, assuming it does indeed occur, tear into Piono with the equivalent force of the mass of a small neutron star. Under normal circumstances, this would shred somebody, but these are in no way mundane circumstances. These are armageddon days, as I have said before. There is certainly a difference. The shockwaves subside if they occurred at all, leaving the area capable of becoming a miniature convection oven. Cool air rushes into the area, providing me a second of time. Regardless of whether or not the above attack succeeded, I slash the Hazel Wand through the air around five times. Each slash leaves behind a trace of energy. Monochromatic streaks of light containing a view into an individual universe each. The first slash is quite clearly a blue color. Pure chaos, temporal energy, and energy from the Green Sun emanate from it. The emissions all strike Piono, transforming into as destructive and constant a state as possible before doing so. Sparks of blue energy denote the implosion of this streak due to internal entropy. The blast collides primarily with Piono, oddly concentrated in his direction. The second slash is colored entirely in different shades of deep red. This one seems to be relatively mundane, though this is the point. The red slash features a hidden core of energy. Of course, nobody knows this. Well, nobody knew it until it pulsed the entirety of its considerable power into Piono, before fading out into nonexistence. The third slash is colored green, in a fashion akin to the Green Sun itself. Pure creation energy is exuded quite blatantly from this rift, creating waves of destruction which wash over the area, mysteriously leaving all non-Piono players unharmed. The green slash continues to exude creation energy until I vaporize it, not able to stand the constant hope exerted by it. The fourth slash is a mixture of mustard yellow and fuchsia, melded together at the middle. Constant arcane sorcery emanates from this rift, as well as a tense aura which attempts to crush Piono with pure pressure. The fifth slice into reality, however, is quite different from the others on an existential level. This mark in the fabric of existence seems to be utterly dark. There are no stars, no gas clouds, and no black holes in sight. This in itself proves to be quite odd. The other odd thing about this rift is likely the fact that it does not appear to have any qualities whatsoever. Except for the fact that its mere existence in this universe begins to leech Piono's health exponentially. The rift closes of its own accord, as if it were run by some force with power surpassing that of mine, or at least in that area of spacetime. Finally, I fire a final bolt of deep blue magic, infused with the energy of infinity, at Piono. That is literally all there is to say on that matter. That's a lie, evidently. The residual energy of the five rifts congeals together into a mass of pure universal energy itself. I force this energy to collapse upon Piono without frivolity.
The Anachron:
To top off everything you have stated, my brain was already genetically mutated in a subtle fashion. I would liken whatever spawn my genome would create to a mutated husk of warped flesh and bone that would be physically akin to a conceptually minuscule version of Azathoth, or perhaps the aforementioned Nyarlathotep. For that matter, either the Crawling Chaos, or Yog-Sothoth himself would be alike to it.
SPLASH POTION OF ABYSS: A black potion that is incredibly unsafe to drink. While it strengthens the magical power of anyone who drinks it, the ink contained inside of it will burn anything it touches and will easily eat away at a Minecraftian in several seconds.
Awkward Potion OOO Diluted Mind Honey = Potion of Psiionics 0 (1/2)
+12,000 HP to Rodney!
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 THE PEN - WORD OF GOD
Godcraft, Far Lands: "Oh, good to know. I just wanted to know because... well... uh... You'll see."
The drone hangs up, phone apparently vanishing.
"THE MINECRAFTIAN UP THERE. WHO'S HE?"
"Piono. He's from way back, during the Massive Battle of Armies. And a bit before. Apparently, much like Binary, he's ambitious on a ridiculous scale."
"NO NORMAL MINECRAFTIAN GETS THAT POWERFUL."
"He's not normal. At this point, he's probably somewhere above demigod tier, which is bad because he has... somewhat distasteful goals."
"A BIT LIKE YOU THEN."
"Oi! That was uncalled for."
Reinforcements:
Engietech Soldiers: 500/500 (X250)
Engietech Technicians: 100/100 (X250)
Engietech Pyromaniacs: 750/750 (X125)
Engietech Dragonfly Drones: 2000/2000 (X50) (More are summoned each turn) (Airborne: Increased chance to avoid attacks)
"WE CAN'T GET ANOTHER ELITE DOWN HERE UNTIL AUDIE DIES."
"Dammit. And we can't teamkill him because that goes against literally one of the... how many rules does Engietech have? I recall about 5."
"6 RULES."
"Hmm. Almost considering letting the executive team add a few."
I refill the sacred item supply, specifically Hog Slop and Weasel Snot, then use Combat Operandi: Consume, targeting the Vord Keepers. If they die, the Croach can't heal as well.
HMM... SINCE THERE'S AN OPPORTUNITY OPEN, I RAISE MY 3.00 CALIBER RIFLE, TAKE AIM AT PIONO, AND FIRE ONCE. THEN IT'S BACK TO DIRECTING TROOPS FOR ME, REGARDLESS OF WHAT HAPPENS.
Space: Now, how long will this trip through to wherever take, I wonder... Ho-hum, waiting waiting waiting... *Randomly hums Collective Consciousness*
+6 Hog Slop and Weasel Snot!
> engie_ninja: COMBAT OPERANDI => CONSUME
You expend 4 Hog Slop and 7 Weasel Snot!
You flashstep towards the Vord Keepers and glare at them, your eyes glowing solid white! The Vord charge at you, but they stop still abruptly, then slowly float in the air, suspended by an invisible force... You then float as well, hungering for more power... Specifically, the Vord's... You must feed... You must consume... CONSUME--
> Alchemies
Scribe's Wands && LED board running Conway's Game of Life = Life's Wands (6/7)
V-Cube 8 && (Curta Calculator && KNT-308 Sniper Rifle) = CTA-8 (7/9)
Duplicate a Potion of Panacea II
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 2
> Action: The Enchanted Cube of DNF
I challenge the Vord to a 3x3x3 cubing contest! However, I use my F/S-RPG and they use a Workout Disorientation Cube enchanted with Unturnability XCIV modified to have no corner cutting or reverse corner cutting whatsoever. The Workout Disorientation Cube is so hard to turn that it rotates with a maximum speed slower than SCP-1032-02 and takes a force as strong as the Planck force to turn. In other words, it might as well be glued together. I fire all six rockets fifteen thousand times before they give up and settle for a DNF. Of course, the rockets are all aimed at the croach.
> Author's Note
The Workout Cube and Disorientation Cube are actual cubes made by Oskar van Deventer. The Workout Cube is a cube that is really hard to turn and the Disorientation Cube only allows you to turn the bottom face.
@gutza: Huh? Sorry, I've been tired and already rushed in making my responses. I promised twin I wouldn't turn the trolls getting to participate in this fight into a huge to-do, so I'm not narrating responses for them, I'm letting twin dictate how they act.
@crusher: Nope. Piono's acting as a boss in this capacity. Not only do you guys want to target him, but you need to. The godmodder'll probably even help you guys with this fight.
@talist: actually, this fight was planned. I haven't summoned anything but the clone ships, of which you could quite easily insta-summon entities of comparable power right now, that isn't part of the trial itself.
Net summons a horde of time clones to aggress piono, supposedly after having made an item capable of being beyond piono's scope, but that happens to be godmodding, and piono's a godmodder now. Not to mention the fact that he can break himself out of temporal locks almost as easy as he can create them, otherwise, what would be the point of using them? They don't exactly stop on their own, they don't take up any time! Piono's counter-godmodding consists of, once he's broken out of the temporal lock, just teleports into the midst of net and his time-clones, and smashes the item before blowing them all away with a huge gust of air. He is still fending off repeated attacks from large numbers of Nets for the remainder of the attacks aimed against him up until now.
Piono splits himself into a number of time clones as he realizes that he's going to be fighting on multiple fronts against net and the others, leaving his time clones to deal with net, he rounds on Kalare, whips out Abiit, and slices clean through the void energy with a counter blast of his own, causing Kalare's shot to peter out. Ah yes, its you erelye. I really shouldn't be surprised that you're working with Eric. And I guess I'm not. I guess that means I get to kill you myself.
Net creates a set of voodoo representations of piono's weapons, but before he can successfully implement his potentially devastating attack, numerous of piono's clone time-step straight through him, smashing the voodoo doll to pieces, not wanting to risk the chance that it actually works. The action fails to remove piono's power from his weapons, but it does serve to interfere with it slightly. Attacks and defenses aimed towards him are more likely to succeed now.
And then tazz attacks in a massive barrage of assorted items, all blasting energy at piono. Piono whirls around as his time-clones rush to his side, throwing up shielding of all kinds. This leaves him semi-open to net's barrage, who is then joined by Eric, who has once again re-empowered himself with more of his runic spells, and as tazz finishes unleashing his alchemized weapons to use Oblivion's Topper, net and Eric perform a combo attack upon piono, dishing out 3 damage to him, And then tazz uses oblivion's topper on him, piono's movements stop in midair, and Eric, now holding a more ordinary sword, streaks down from the sky and smashes the blade into piono's head, launching him into the ground below for 2 more damage.
15/20 health remains.
Piono stumbles to his feet.
Play time is over.
He whirls to face amp, and meets him blow for blow, blocking every strike as they circle each other hundreds of times in the blink of an eye until suddenly amp is blasted away from piono by the sudden appearance of another time clone, dual wielding Navitas Nox, aiming both of the energy rifles at the spot where amp was up until getting blasting with an enormous laser.
Piono turns, unamused to insert. Insert thrusts the pin into the voodoo doll... and comes out into a hypothetical non-reality created for the explicit purpose of allowing the doll to continue working even when entering an alternate timeline that could not exist without disrupting all of temporal existence. Everything is much different. The server is not overrun with anything. A handful of odd-looking people, only a few of them human, walk over to insert.
"Hey! Insert, what are you doing out here? We thought you were stationed to the fiasco in the tvtropes verse!"
After a few quick inquiries and explanations, they shrug and explain to insert the differences. They are massive. Eric took notice of piono's odd behavior and decided to take him to the IUPC to have his head checked. After being deemed irreparably unstable, he was euthanized. Not long afterwards, the IUPC was able to finally send a significant force to Godcraft after the events there caused the war with the universe eaters to grind to a halt. The godmodder, in all his iterations, was now a wanted fugitive, and until he could be captured and put on trial, the war was on halt, and it looked every day more and more that even then it would never resume. However, large numbers of strange coincidences had begun cropping up everywhere, and people were beginning to worry that the Narrative had decided to finally crush the IUPC. Other than that, no useful information is gleaned. Nothing on how piono was euthanized, Eric asked quietly to do it himself, all that anyone knows is that piono's voice was heard yelling, but shifting dramatically, until finally Eric left, with a sad look on his face, and piono dead. Not respawning, because his corpse was buried with full military honors a month later.
Insert reappears, still disoriented from this huge revelation of how different everything was had piono not been able to orchestrate the fall of the IUPC, and is similarly blasted by Navitas Nox. He pulls out the Octoroon Rangoon, and another time clone appears, wielding Finem, that fires an oblivion blast that cancels out insert's shots, and then destroys the alterationhammer when it is thrown at piono.
By that time erelye has begun launching his attack, and the first time clone directs navitas nox to slowing the flow of ink, non-timeclone piono turns and slowly and deliberately draws Abiit, the time clone steps to the side, and piono slams Abiit into the ink, the liquid twists around the blade and is pulled into a ball of energy, that piono launches right as it begins bubbling. This bubble of abyssal ink slams into the rift formed by Kalare, launching him backwards, leaving him unharmed, but slightly disoriented.
He recovers quickly and launches the bolt of energy, and resumes the rift of immense power and throws it all at piono. Piono's hand flickers imperceptibly, and he warps to the side, and the blasts create an enormous crater hundreds of blocks deep. He then doubles over, then rises back up, the Minecraftian equivalent of blood dripping from his mouth. The last rift apparently still managed to drain 2 health from piono. 13/20 health left.
This does not stop piono from twisting Ircucvci around and neatly deflecting Techpiece's (techpiece is the orange one, right?) shot.
Lothyra gathers some sacred items, then pulls out another Scranton Reality Anchor.
Guys, this thing works against reality majiks! It stabilizes reality! Use this to make your attacks go through!
She then demonstrates by putting one next to Piono (she activated beforehand so he can't just majik it out of existence), then uses Existence Now on Piono. Bender shoots the now weakened Piono with all the Futurama alchemies (Bender's Gun, Universal Power set to harm mode, and iQuantimak).
Actually, speaking of which...
She pulls out a remote.
I've been charging a summon up since the DMK. It's something that will allow one to apply logic to defeat unrealistic enemies. Like magical ones, or just ones that fall on the softer side of the Mohs Scale of Sci Fi Hardness. BEHOLD, THE
She presses a button on the remote. A drop pod falls out of the sky and collides with the Char-like ground. It deploys into a large gun that looks like an artillery gun, with a larger back end and treads to move the gun around. It is completely black with a mysterious opening that looks like it can be used to channel a player's energy of some sort... Looking into the barrel, you see multiple Scranton Reality Anchors hooked up to a Miniature Tokomak (Lothyra only uses antimatter/Mini Antimaks only if its used directly in weapons. For electricity, she sticks to fusion power), and multiple energy conduits on the barrel itself. Okay, enough with the flavor text, let me explain how this thing works. First of all, this can only be used by Neutrals and Anti-Godmodders, except if all of the factions are working together, like what is happening now. It allows players to point out inaccuracies, logical faults, or general lack of realism in an entity/entities (the more blatant the inaccuracy the more damage the gun does), then use their player powers to channel that reasoning into the Physics Cannon and use it to damage said entity/entities Any time a player does this, it is loaded into a "buffer", and at the EoTB, the Physics Cannon fires at the targets the players were targeting. The gun can also damage an entity normally (that Miniature Tokomak can also be used to create a plasma ball) with a plasma blast, however it can also fire a reality blast (the attack where a player has to point out inaccuracies) at magical entities and do extra damage. Let me give some examples of how to use this.
Targeting a Giant Monster or Humongous Mecha:
Player: I point out that [insert entity name here] defies the Square/Cube Law. I then load that into the Physics Cannon.
Targeting a Fire Elemental:
Player: I point out that the Fire Elemental is constantly on fire without using up any energy, therefore being a Perpetual-Motion Monster and defies the Laws of Thermodynamics. I then use that to fire the Physics Cannon at the Fire Elemental. Since it is magical and the laws of physics it broke are so important, it deals extra damage! (The Physics Cannon could have used the Reality Blast on the Fire Elemental even if it didn't break a specific law of physics, because that works against magic enemies as well).
Example EoTB:
The Physics Cannon fires at the Humongous Mecha and the Fire Elemental! 10,000 and 20,000 damage respectively (these are just example numbers. It's up to Twin to decide the real ones)!
Example EoTB without reality blast:
The Physics Cannon fires a plasma blast at the Realistic Starship! 7,000 damage (again, just an example)!
Now, here are the stats (BTW, only one ability can be used per EoTB):
Physics Cannon: [AG]:
HP: Whatever Twin feels is balanced.
Abilities: Reality Blast: A blast that damages magical or unrealistic enemies. If the target breaks a specific law of physics (like the Square/Cube Law), the user must point that out before firing. Also deals extra damage to and weakens Godmodded stuff or reality warpers in general (like PIONO). Plasma Blast: Deals a small-medium amount of damage to its target. Meant to be used as a backup attack if nothing can be targeted by the Reality Blast.
Attributes: Anti-magic: The Physics Cannon takes less damage from magical sources. Anti-Reality Warping: The Physics Cannon takes less damage from reality warping-based attacks. This includes godmodding and Homestuck shennanigans.
To inaugurate my first entity ever, Lothyra points out that the Vord are unrealistic because large insects could not breathe or move around because their respiratory system is subject to the Square/Cube Law and their thing legs are too weak to support them if they were scaled up from normal-sized insects (also because of the Square/Cube Law). She then loads that into the Physics Gun.
==Anachron==
Lothyrabot calls for a space cargo tug to bring biotech equipment from Spacebase DF-9 (the HAL/Kerbal station). While she waits for it to arrive (the Anachron is stationed around the Moon, after all), she speaks up.
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Lothyrabot looks forlorn.
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+2 of all Sacred Items!
Reality Anchors are useless against my GMing.
Since your attack against Piono failed, you don't use Existence Now!
> Alchemies
Scribe's Wands && LED board running Conway's Game of Life = Life's Wands (7/7)
V-Cube 8 && (Curta Calculator && KNT-308 Sniper Rifle) = CTA-8 (8/9)
Duplicate a Potion of Panacea II
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 2
> Action: Test
I force the Vord to independently solve all of Hilbert's 23 problems in the ultimate mathematics test delivered from my Testwriter. The time limit is 3 seconds and there are 23 questions, each requiring one of Hilbert's problems to be solved. "Show your work, or you will be given an instant fail."
They fail, so I shoot some of the Keepers down with Toxicide.
I also down a Potion of Panacea II.
> Author's Note
Prepare for an all-in once I know what Life's Wands will do.
EDIT: No all-in. Nevermind.
LIFE'S WANDS: A modified version of the Scribe's Wands that are completely cubic in nature, and parts of them seem to move around as if they were alive. They appear to be able to create patterns from Conway's Game of Life out of thin air and command them to attack enemies.
The Baconcase || Lesser Bacon Elemental && 1 million pieces of bacon && Essence of the Bacon King, ruler of all bacon = Esculentus (Level 10: 10/11)
The Mouseattractor || Lesser Cheese Elemental && Every type of cheese ever && Essence of the Cheese Queen, ruler of all cheese = Certamen Caseus (Level 10: 10/11)
I am amazed at Net for anything he did in his last two posts against Piono to function at all, much less cause damage of any variety, at all. With that said, I draw all of my time alchemies. Piono may have a stronger grip on time in a single alchemy, but with eight alchemies with dominion over time in my grip, I'm probably superior to Piono in time manipulation by a good margain. To reference: Caledfwlch, Fear No Anvil, Hephaetus'es Gate, The Timeblade of Zillycal, The Megadeath (oddly enough), Hephaetus'es Spinner, the Allegrostepper and The Whole Note. I wear the Spinner over my left arm (the Quick Draw is equipped as well), I hold Caledfwlch and Fear No Anvil in my hands, Hephaetus'es Gate hovers behind me, and the rest hover around my arms, two alchemies each. With that done, I immediately take all eight and immediately begin timestepping, slowing time for Piono, and speeding up time to the point of timestepping others who will be attacking Piono. Even with one of these I'd normally be unable to do more than one at once, and this is taking into account that his time alchemy will be a huge pain, but I figure six-seven of my Alchemies more than covers the ability to do this. The last one summons timeclones, which at this point isn't the most original idea ever, but it gives Piono more targets to worry about and they have the alchemies I do as well, compounding the previous effects. Then, to throw him off his game, I use Miscetis-the one elemental Alchemy I didn't use before. The ridiculous time dilations I've put down aside, the Far Land's insane landscape suddenly bends in on itself and quickly creates a massive stone-made electric blender, which starts whirring up with Piono inside! What Piono doens't know is that it's actually multiple blenders! Blenderception! A blender inside a blender inside a blender! Their extreme elemental energies will (hopefully) allow them to tank a single full-power blow from Piono before expiring, I've done Blenderception 9 times (so 9 blenders he has to destroy), and the time dilations I am attempting speed up the Blenders and slow down Piono to the best of my ability. And if the Blenders whirr up, well...Being in an Electric-Blender Element made Electric Blender is an immensely painful experience and I wholly recommend no-one does it, ever. Where the blades are are not indicative of where you will be chopped. The short of it is, if you are anywhere in the blender you are dead.
Lothyra alchemizes Nanolight Megalander -c Cargo Bay. She then uses Megaversal on the Preston Cole if it is intended to be used on allies, otherwise she uses it on some Keepers. Bender shoots Bender's Gun at some Creepervord and heals Lothyra with Universal Power.
You wield Universal Power against the Keepers, overcharging it with pure antimatter energy! However, you soon realize the weapon doesn't have enough power for what you have in mind, so you modify it to contain twice the antimatter energy! The resulting attack creates a massive ball of antiberium that floats over to the Keepers and explodes, creating a large starburst of the stuff that rains death on the Keepers, killing 200!
I nonchalantly prod at piono with the dinky Iron Sword I own. After looking at his reaction, I do a backflip into the air and land in the Mini-Bionis Mech, wielding the Monado. I then use it to predict his every move, attacking him relentlessly with all the mech's weaponry.
Hours after this moment (but not many), I time-travel back to this moment to fight the Vord, piloting the equally-deadly Mini-Mechonis Mech. I shoot its deadly eye-lasers, burning a large amount of Keepers, then deploy an entire squadron of Faced Mechon to slay them.
Fluorite Octet && Glitchiness = ///// // / [email protected] (Level 8: 8/9)
Turnspec Ringwear && Red Miles Picture = Ring of Orbs Seerfold (Level 10: 7/11)
Joker Ammo && Fluorite Octet 3/9 (for Netpatham, why not.)
You are in an alternate timeline where Serpent hasn't revived yet and has stayed dead! Nothing is happening that is out of the ordinary though, so you jump back to the current timeline.
MENTAL LONGSWORD: A freakish sword whose handle quivers with an unearthly energy. The blade itself can switch between the powers of all the weapons that went into its creation, making it a very diverse weapon.
I described the TNT Cannon last turn.
SOLFLOWER: A metal flower with an intense amount of solar energy surrounding it. With the press of a button, its petals will form a cylinder and the flower will turn into a highly powerful railgun that uses hard-light to snipe opponents in quick bursts.
I merely cast Regicide on the Creepervord. This is not exactly the epicenter of action.
I heal Rodney with the Golden Sunsticks.
Kalare:
Perhaps you shall. But, I can assure you your death is inevitable.
I waste absolutely no time whatsoever with my attack. Projectiles appear to be pointless. I could always utilize the Hazel Wand to override Maleficis Est, and kill Piono with a barrage of spells categorized under the element of magic. Or perhaps banishment would be best. I cannot say. In any case, vast amounts of Vis should be able to annihilate the amulet unceremoniously, due to its alignment. But, I digress. Noting the involvement of physics-based cannons, I should say that Piono is perfectly capable of doing enough physical damage without any Operating or magic to instantly kill the thing. I flick the Hazel Wand swiftly. With its repertoire of arcane power, I can reasonably say I probably have a slightly greater control on the element of magic than Piono does. Of course, to supplement that, I activate both the White Ring, and the Black Ring, having slipped them on from my Sylladex discreetly before I entered the fight. At this point, I may as well leave them both on. They can do nothing to me. The Hazel Wand is covered in an aura of both pure inky black, and the pulsating white and black aura of the White Ring. Amethyst energy occasionally leaks into the pulsating mass of arcane energy, charging it with its psionic power. In this instance, I transmute the psionic energy into magic itself. Mens Potentiam should have no effect on this, if everything goes well. I have never been an optimistic person, however. Regardless, I leech off of every single aura node within ten thousand blocks to fuel my attack with pure, unadulterated Vis. I momentarily consider something, before shrugging, teleporting a Primordial Pearl out of my avatar's inventory, and slamming it into the aura surrounding the Hazel Wand telekinetically. Upon doing so, the thing is also fueled by primal essentia. I warp the contents of three bottles of Liquid Nest into the aura, watching it fuse with the energy of the Black Ring, becoming more magical energy. Finally, a Miniature Green Sun appears out of nowhere directly before me. I stare for a few moments, before stabbing the tip of the Hazel Wand into the thing. The model immediately fuses with the aura as well, converting to pure magical energy. The Hazel Wand begins to shudder slightly. As such, I act. I wave the wand slightly. Suddenly, Piono feels an excessively large arcane strain on Maleficis Est. Almost as if one were piercing it through with intangible sorcery, which is literally what is occurring. After several nanoseconds, Piono combusts in a blast of energy infused with the essence of magic itself. This is only a visual representation of what is occurring. Within, Piono is suffering intense pain as pure magic punctures his internal organs with enough force to drag Venus out of orbit once again. The absurd human solar system is quite the example. If the puncturing fails, which is likely, the entirety of the energy contained in the aura is vented to annihilate Maleficis Est with arcane power.
POTION OF PSIIONICS 0: A downgraded version of a normal Potion of Psiionics that slightly increases psiionic power upon use.
If nobody else has challenged Piono to a duel, I whip out Forge's Light and challenge him to an EPIC SHOWDOWN! If somebody already challenged him, then I get in line!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
4/10x2, 3/10 TBA'd Magic
Battlefield:Red uses BT:Synchronise on the Keepers
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x41, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x14, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $26
I dupe 3 potion of vis
+2 to Wilson
-Alchemy Emporium-
Blue motions for Wilson to wait.
Ah, I was talking to engie. I suppose I should've made that more clear.
One last thing, I might suggest making your shop more defended. You may not wish to fight, but the fight may come to you...
...And I must be leaving at this point. Goodbye, Wilson.
She vanishes.
-Piono Battle-
FseftrAI appears above the combatants, takes out Gib Armageddon, and uses it to start a heavy thunderstorm.
To set the right dramatic mood. Pay no mind to me, I am only here to observe at the moment.
And sure enough, FseftrAI passively flies above the battle, watching, gathering information, calculating.
I use the TIMEBRINGER and continue a one second attack. This TIME (get it cause TIMEBRINGER) I pull out the XWolverine, The Widow's Inferno, The Spartan Arachnid, The Iron Web, The you'll feel a little prick, the Charged Sword and the RED HOURGLASS OF DEATH!
I start by hurling the CHARGED SWORD as hard as I can at PIONO, so hard that it shatters upon impact. The redstone dust gets in his eyes, burning them and blinding him.
I then equip the Spartan Arachnid, and fire TARANTULA MISSLES from it, which spiderweb around piono, leaving a thin, near invisible trail of wire, that all simultaneously close in on Piono, constrict him, and explode!
I then pull out the XWolverine, and, with style, fly over to Piono, and charge the IRON WEB with powers from the SPARTAN ARACHNID and my own MICROSOFT POWERS, and activate the redstone in Piono's eyes to an extent where they catch on fire!
Once the fire starts, I pull out the WIDOW'S INFERNO and fuel the flames, sending them through Piono's body, and, pushing the WIDOW'S INFERNO to its limit, I replace all of Piono's blood with FIRE! Fire is then sent out of all his orifices.
Now, the Iron Web comes out. I stab it in Piono, and let the flames absorb into the sword, powering it up, and then I pull the sword out of Piono. It begins glowing, and the power charge of it, displayed on its sleek Microsoft handle, is at 200% capacity. I point the sword at Piono, and glowing tendrils of fire, mithril and Adamantium, begin spiraling towards Piono. Before he can react, they surround him, and encase him in a Cocoon of death.
I boost the power of the Cocoon with the RED HOURGLASS OF DEATH, by hitting the Xbox symbol on it. A giant image of a spider crossed with the Xbox logo appears in the sky around Piono, and the Cocoon expands outward and inward, becoming superpowered.
The Cocoon still in place, I pull out the You'll feel a little *****, and fly to the Cocoon. With all my might, I pierce the Cocoon, stabbing Piono inside, and causing a structural collapse of the Cocoon, causing it to implode on Piono, and the explode.
X-ARACHNICIDE: An upgraded version of the Widow's Inferno that shines a dull green and is very effective against insects and bugs, like the Vord. It can project bug spray in an area around itself.
I am never using big text again. The amount of times I had to edit that post to get the formatting right was outlandish. Anyways, I scoop up a bunch of the Croach with the Potential Bucket! Then I do the same with the Magical Bucket! Then I shake up and release the pure magic energy at the Vord, and Piono! Then I sit patiently until the next update.
Alchemies:
Crossbow && Redstone Clock && Piston && Concentrated Magic in a Jar = ??? (2/?)
The Baconcase || Lesser Bacon Elemental && 1 million pieces of bacon && Essence of the Bacon King, ruler of all bacon = Esculentus (Level 10: 11/11) Cha-cha-cha-cha...
The Mouseattractor || Lesser Cheese Elemental && Every type of cheese ever && Essence of the Cheese Queen, ruler of all cheese = Certamen Caseus (Level 10: 11/11) ...Ching!
I reveal that the Electric Blender ruse was a...Distraction! Just buying time so I can make two more elemental alchemies, Esculentus and Certamen Caseus! I raise Certamen Caseus up high, and it's immensely powerful cheese majjyks cause the swiss-cheese like structure of the far lands to react! They glow, then some of the walls turn into slices of Swiss Cheese, swirling arround me, powerful enough to deflect attacks for the brief period-let it be clear that I am defintiely not using this to block attacks. I then raise up Esculentus and thrust it downward-and instnatly, the Mordor-like terrain below turns into bacon! It rises up and circles around Esculentus, creating an equally-powerful temporary wall to keep me protected while I prepare my attack! I then add Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions, pickles, a Burger, and two buns together and create a hamburger! I then hover the layers apart and merge all the cheese into one single slice, and all the bacon into three small pieces! I then fit them into the hamburger. An explosion of righteous energies occurs as I equip the orb of condiments and add ketchup, mustard and mayonaise to it (it's for more than just Ranch Dressing).The result is...The sacred burger! With two buns, lettuce, Bacon, tomatoes, mustard onions, cheese, pickles, ketchup, mustard and a slab of meat, not nessecarily in that exact order, this thing is the king of burgerkind! Naturally, the only thing left to do is supercharge it with energy then ram it's every-elemental properties directly into Piono! I do! Multicolored particles swirl around me as I blitz headfirst into Piono, the sacred burger in my right hand, for this brief period faster than him in all regards! The sacred burger collides with Piono with truly explosive force (hopefully), creating a humonguous explosion of multicolored particles! When the smoke clears, hopefully Piono will have taken damage, because not even my best could hope to block that at point-blank. In other words, yes, that was a suicide special-if it landed, it is probably enough force to Damage Piono, but I am dead as a consequence. Even the weakest of the great everyelemental artifacts are extremely deadly, and I'm pretty sure I don't want to die agian. If this misses, then naturally I stop, lose power, and give up on using the sacred burger for now, stashing it for later.
ESCULENTUS: A briefcase with power over all bacon. Imbued with the essence of the Bacon King, it seems to be made from pure bacon. Upon being opened, a massive portal to Baconverse, a universe made entirely of bacon, will be revealed. Anyone who falls in will become incapacitated by the bacon and will never want to leave, making them very vulnerable to attack. It also has a large amount of bacon-related attacks.
CERTAMEN CASEUS: A newspaper with power over all cheese. Imbued with the essence of the Cheese Queen, it seems to be made from pure cheese. Upon being opened, a massive portal to Cheesetopia, an amusement park of cheese, will be revealed. Anyone who falls in will become incapacitated by the cheese and will never want to leave, making them very vulnerable to attack. It also has a large amount of cheese-related attacks.
EDIT: Never mind, ran out of time. I'm going to have to respond to everything after the post I made earlier on Friday. Sorry guys.
EDIT x2: never mind again, I guess I do have time.
Note: next round might not get a full post from me, I'm a bit overwhelmed by homework at the moment.
@net below: That doesn't change the fact that he'd have been able to detect it and act fast enough to disrupt it, he's demonstrated similar abilities to that before, and using Ircucvci and Denito Surrexit in tandem allows him to move and react effectively instantly as well as backwards in time, allowing him to negate the time-stop effect whoever its on.
@gutza: I am really glad that you aimed the physics cannon at the vord. I started reading that and was worried I'd either have to come up with some reason to have piono slip from its targeting system, or (heavens forbid) trash the dumb thing to keep it from ending the fight with piono prematurely. Although I could always go with 'different set of physical laws.' Not interfering with the cannon though, I don't want us to lose the fight against the vord.
Okay, um... Hank Sanford and Deimos do a non-descript attack against the keepers. I'm busy with the fight against piono.
Lothrya attempts to put one of her devices down and one of his time clones promptly slices it in half (note: stabilizing reality wouldn't counteract his reality magic, but it would counteract any oblivion-based magic, and interfere with distortion-based actions as well.)
Bender draws the weaponry, and like insert and amp before him, is hit straight on by a dual blast from Navitas Nox. Unlike the others, he does not possess the ability to have his physical form survive such high energy levels. Lothrya manages to scramble away in time to not be incinerated, but Bender is forced to reboot into another body.
Tazz begins his action, but suddenly feels a hand around his throat as one of the time clones rushes over and grabs him.
You seriously think I haven't started soul-bonding other items too? I've got a whole arsenal of stuff soul-bonded now. The clone slams tazz into the ground face-first, but not before tazz unleashes the giant blended attack. This, too, however is completely unsuccessful when piono just unleashes a massive blast of heat that vaporizes all 9 blenderceptions regardless of whether or not piono knew they were there.
Maniac launches the massive stream of sword at piono, and one of the time clones draws Superosque, and fires the arrow, which whizzes through the cloud of swords... completely disrupting the airspace they are flying through, causing them to all whip every which way. None of them hit piono or any of his time clones (hitting the time clones counts as landing a hit on piono, because they are technically still him!)
Ire uses providences topper... and enters piono's mind. Outside, piono continues fighting just fine, but inside of it, piono is now prepared for strong mental onslaughts. His mental image meets ire upon arrival, and swiftly drop kicks him out. Due to being a failed usage, this does not use up the charge on Providence's Topper.
Die attempts to rush and grab piono, but then remember what happened last time piono targeted him... And then realizes that piono is way stronger than last time, and decides that considering how ineffective he was THEN, he probably won't be of much use now, and decides to be useful instead and attacks the vord.
Insert tries to prod piono, but gets his arm twisted around his head, and blasted with a huge bolt of energy across the battlefield.
Insert rushes back into the fray with the Monado, and begins swinging to attack, but piono continues moving around, and is somehow circumventing the Monado's prophetic powers (yes, I know how the Monado works. THANK YOU Chuggaconroy!) However, the Monado and mini Bionis mech together prevent piono from being able to land a solid hit on insert, even with the time clones, so the other players are able to launch their attacks while piono is still fending off insert:
Stronghammer fires a TNT cannon at piono, the blast is deflected off-handedly by a timeclone.
Kalare prepares his attack, and as piono feels the tug on Maleficis Est...
Kalare finds himself confronted by several timeclones, all of them wearing Maleficis Est, all of them channeling the power at the same time. Kalare's spell is not only intercepted and blocked completely, but the energy is rerouted, Eric quickly shouts; Severance and Kalare is pulled backwards as Eric grabs him and throws himself behind what scant cover there is as the hazel wand erupts with all the magical power that was attempted to be thrown at piono. I can't say whether the hazel wand is strong enough to withstand channeling that much magical backlash, but I suspect it can, because piono didn't amplify the power any.
TT challenges piono to an epic duel with forge's light. One of piono's spare time clones slides over and aggresses him with Ircucvci.
Then fseftrAI summons the storm, and piono grins.
Suddenly he and one of his timeclones are holding Diluvium, Superosque and Arcum Aereum. A massive funnel cloud is pulled down around insert's head, and he is blasted with a huge wave of water pulled down from the summoned clouds, along with an entire storm's worth of lightning, melting the mini bionis-mech's feet into the ground.
Piono moves on to deal with his further fights right as modpack launches his barrage.
Modpack hurls his various weapons, but piono, with an annoyed expression, simply teleports out of the way of every single one of the projectiles, akin to the way endermen do, disrupting the entire attempted combo by sabotaging the earlier steps of it.
Maleficis Est quickly defuses the small magical blast launched by stronghammer (sorry, but piono's got all sorts of passive shielding going on. Try kicking it up a notch. When you get big paragraph long reponses, that means you got close to landing a hit.)
irecreeper tosses the vord keepers at piono, but with the various different attacks being aimed at him, they don't last long enough to get there.
And then comes the sacred burger. Occupied as he is by every single other attack launched at pretty much the same time, piono is unable to fully intercept the attack, and does in fact take 1 damage.
12/20 health left.
How the gorilla did that break my passive shielding?!!?
Piono stands up, and his time-clones rematerialize. There is a quick flash of movement. Relic's Echo, being abused once again. Piono, and all 12 time clones stand in a circle. The time clones no longer flicker faintly like they usually do. They stand as solid as piono himself.
And every single one of them has empowerment rods equipped.
Eric is still muttering under his breath, and a steadily strengthening golden glow is rising around him. He might actually be useful again next time I do a combat-post.
((Effectively what I'm sort of doing is half-way to a multi-phase boss fight. This is the last sort of power buff he'll get until he hits 1 hp. At which point he's going to go full turtle mode and try to charge up a ridiculously large attack, similarly to what he did at the end of the MBoA fight, giving you guys the opportunity to teamwork finish him. Or fail miserably if you decide to let everyone else do it and nobody decides to stop him. So here's a hint, when he starts up the 1 hp attack, everyone will want to target him and try to align it with the other attacks.
Also, twin, let the others make an action against piono AND the vord, it won't really be fair otherwise.))
Lothyra loads an anti-reality warping blast into the Physics Cannon and targets Piono. It will be part of the Reality Blast at the end of this turn. She then fires iAntimak Carbine at some Keepers:
Bender decides that if Piono uses Time Shenanigans to do stuff, the he should too! He uses the Time Code to make 20 copies of himself, which then distract Piono long enough for the real Bender to fire all the Futurama alchemies (Bender's Gun, Universal Aid, and iQuanimak) at Piono.
Nanolight Megalander -c Cargo Bay = Nanolight Cargolander (2/4)
My Action: I look up what Ender Explosives do, then throw the manual out the window and attack the Croach with them.
SCP Foundation Action: Foundation operatives use {REDACTED} to repair the Preston Cole.
Executor Action: Executor gets angry at all the "out of range" errors, so it charges up and releases an infinite range lightning bolt at the Croach that cannot fail due to being out of range.
ENDER EXPLOSIVES: A cross between Enderpearls and TNT. When thrown, they explode and deal damage to nearby enemies, and then teleport the thrower to their landing site so they can deal further damage!
You use them to deal 5,000 damage to the Croach!
It heals [REDACTED] HP!
The infinite lightning glitches into infinite air when it reaches the Far Lands!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
5/10x2, 4/10 TBA'd Magic
Battlefield:Red uses BT:Synchronise on the Keepers
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x41, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x14, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $29
Weather Machine AND Observation Satellite AND Stat-O-Vision Machine OR Tablet Computer 1/?
Red Barrels OR Blue Paint AND Broken Time Machine 1/?
Gender Blaster AND Airstrike Beacon 1/?
My Action: I summon some soccer balls, accelerate them at relativistic speeds into the croach, then taunting the (goal)Keepers when they fail to block it. Some of them did block it, but they exploded into guts afterwards.
SCP Foundation Action: The Foundation panics and backs off.
Executor Action: Executor attempts its ultimate attack, then realizes it is out of range. It resorts to using its infinite range bolt on the Croach again (NOT a use of the charge).
I think you misunderstand the workings of the attack. Piono is not in a time lock, nor was he.
I was attacking at a single point in time, by manipulating the speed of the Tachyon Drives installed in my HALI/JOKR/Whatever arrays. Piono was moving at normal speed.
Anywho, to remain on the offensive, I set my temporal velocity to zero again, and regroup with the timeclones.
240895759:We attacked him with that weapon, but he broke it, I seem to recall...
3:Concur.
Prime:It bothers us all, predestination, doesn't it. But I have a gut feeling I can fix the missing weapon problem.
I go backwards in time, then stabilize at an instant before Piono breaks the weapon, yoink it out, and see my future? self coming to return it so it's broken normally and time doesn't break.
Prime:I have it again. Check your inventories, folks.
==One time shenanigan of epic proportions later==
Right. Null is still a thing? Or should we zap him from the future?
20478168364463917:The future. We did that.
901:We did indeed...
==Now==
Piono is aggressed from the future as EXTREMELY LARGE numbers of timeclones slice through a set of spacetime coordinates that match Piono's current position.
I remember something...
We went into the future, when Piono was dead, to build up a time velocity. I try to remember any attacks that worked.
Also, can you provide me with the description for Dragoneye?
3 Endervord killed!
+2 HP to Talist!
I'm pretty sure I said it already, but I may have edited it out since the person you were targeting with it was dead already. Let me go back and find it. Here:
You stare down the _____, both of your eyes glowing an amethyst color: the color of the Enderdragon! Suddenly, two large holographic eyes appear in front of you and fire streams of Ender Charges at the ____, creating a massive amethyst explosion! ____ damage!
{So, OOC, the Helbringers alchemy, arguably-paltry-but-still-maxed level ten that they are, is designed specifically to kill stuff like Piono or other godlike annoying people. You stab something with them and they try to rip out their soul and send it to Hel, which is kinda super permanent. I'm really, really not trying to make this about me, but that is the entire point of their existence, and a major part of my characters. I hardly expect them to be some kind of deus ex swordsina or whatever, especially given Piono's reality-warping abilities, which should be able to stop me using it without that much trouble, but still.}
Thankfully weathering the worst of Piono's attack, I fly backward about half a kilometer and hit the ground hard, sending earth and Vord flying, then eject the shattered remnants of my disposable outer plating and let the nanitics build more.
Drawing Ultimatum and the Dynamic Deathbringer, thrown to me before his precipitous departure by Amp, and hoping the ******* did not expend them before then, I begin to lay down fire into the Vord swarms, leaving everything within a klick burning, riddled with many, many holes, and affected by the various quasi-elemental effects of the Deathbringer before the limited-use weapons run down for the time being.
After my cursory use of weapons to keep down the Vord in my vicinity, I draw the weapons Cancer and Black in my two mechanical arms, then charge Piono again, letting the Helbringers still in my natural hands accelerate my movements beyond the normally possible as two weapons charged with powers from Beyond do their very best to either hit the SOB or distract him long enough for me to get in a hit with the Helbringers while my periferal cameras watch for another surprise temporal double and my suit computer guides the light point-defense SMGs on my shoulders in prevention of such an attack.
{If anyone cares, Redeyes isn't wearing the nearly indestructible, eight tonne mass of stompy-shoot-you that is the Demimech, but rather a much lighter, more augmented-movement centered suit of power armor that still weighs more than six hundred kilograms and has a suit reactor/fusion jetpack the size of a diesel generator on the back.}
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
{Sorry for no Cloning storypost, but it's like three in the morning and I have stuff to do before noon.}
I cut apart some Taken Doom Drones using the Enderdragon's Scythe.
I then heal the Goose.
?-Mech Complete! Prismatizer Complete!
Rechronology 7/11
Psiicrystal && Scorpio Pendant
Shadow Turretcomputer -c
SCP-962 45/50
Dragonfly 7/20
UNSC Repair Droid 8/10
14 Doom Drones killed!
+5,000 HP to the Moose!
Ψ-MECH: The complete version of the Heavy-Duty Thuleprism Mecha, now complete with psiionics powers that can be actively controlled and changed using a built-in control panel. Piloting this, you have a giant sentry with complete mastery of psiionics on your side.
PRISMATIZER: A shoulder-mounted cannon that glimmers with shining crystal. It fires giant balls of psiionic energy mixed with supercharged water, creating powerful attacks. In addition, its thuleprism can react to the energy and create supercharged energy to allow for even more powerful attacks.
Psiicrystal && Scorpio Pendant = Vriska's Brain (Level 88: 1/89)
You're a fool, you know that? I... I will not die today.
EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED. YOU'RE NOT IN PARADOX SPACE HERE. DARTY. THAT'S LIKE. AN EARTH REFERENCE?
...No. That's... not even close to the Wizard of Oz.
WHATEVER. POINT BEING. YOUR LITTLE RULES DON'T APPLY.
Serpent grins and takes out a card deck. She pulls out a card and it transforms into Sleight of Hand. Astria watches nervously, hoping it turns out favorably.
Then she sees Piono.
i've h/\d enough of you killing people for one lifetime.
Astria timesteps behind Piono, and then as he reacts, in front of him, and back again, leaving afterimages each time. She does this at the sides occasionally as well to make it more unpredictable. Finally, an afterimage that isn't really one telekinetically blasts him to the ground.
I spawn a bunch of ignited Red Matter bombs and throw them at the Keepers.
50 Keepers killed!
The Croach summons 200 of every Vord type except the Keepers, Behemoths, and Bulks! It summons 1,000 Keepers and 50 Behemoths and Bulks! The Keepers heal the Croach for +150,000 HP! The Vord wipes out all Engietech Pyromaniacs, but the Croach takes 8,000 damage! They then kill 400 Engietech Soldiers!
The Preston Cole heals its Liquid Armor and deals 15,000 damage to the Croach! The Main Guns kill 25 Knights and 10 Mantises! The Siege Gun kills 2 Behemoths and Stuns them! The Gun Batteries kill 20 Endervord! The Frigate summons some Pelicans and deals 8,000 damage to the Croach! The Preston Cole then summons a UNSC Destroyer! The Engietech Troops deal 10,000 damage to the Croach! The Republic Battleships kill 12 Warriors!
All Players kill 48 Endervord! Die attempts to attack Piono, but cannot find a way around his large amounts of shielding! The Goose and Rodney kill 10 Mantises! The Physics Cannon fires and kills 12 Warriors!
The Godmodder and his forces deal 120,000 damage to the Croach, knocking it to below half health!
Since the Croach has been cut down to size and the Vord's spawning rate is being reduced, all of you are able to hack through the Vord enough to find a clear path to the Stronghold! You can see it wedged into the alien layers of the Far Lands, ominously tilted... The Vord trails you to the Stronghold, and you can see even more Croach and Vord at the Stronghold, particularly Queenvord! These Queenvord are elite-level Vord, and behind them are two formidable Hive Queens that call the shots, yet aren't quite boss status...
You can see that the Stronghold itself seems to be producing Queenvord and Hive Queens, and that you cannot target them until you can break through the Stronghold somehow... If you manage to destroy the Stronghold, perhaps you could lure some of the bigger forces out of its structure and eliminate them! It looks like this is your new objective... Keep in mind you should still target Piono and the Croach, though.
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the new Vord types!
> All: Destroy the Croach!
> All: Kill Piono!
> All: Destroy the Stronghold!
> All: Defend the Preston Cole!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
II. DEMONHEAD .II
==> III. INFESTATION .III <==
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
The Far Lands:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ================================================== 3,115,250/5,000,000
Current Impetus Comb: 5
Stronghold: [H] HP: 750,000/750,000. When destroyed, Queenvord and Hive-Queens can be targeted.
Piono: [H] HP: 12/20.
Queenvord: [H] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x25.) Some are summoned each turn. Spawns Warriors, Keepers, and Knights.
Hive-Queens: [H] HP: 75,000/75,000. (x2.) Few are summoned each turn.
Vord Warriors: [H] HP: 500/500. (x1,645.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Keepers: [H] HP: 100/100. (x2,316.) Many are summoned each turn.
Vord Knights: [H] HP: 750/750. (x1,946.) More are summoned each turn. Stunned.
Vord Mantises: [H] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x1,512.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Behemoths: [H] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x840.) Some are summoned each turn.
Vord Bulks: [H] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x686.) Some are summoned each turn.
Creepervords: [H] HP: 500/500. (x1,696.) More are summoned each turn. Poison: II
Endervords: [H] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x1,639.) More are summoned each turn. Constricted: III
Croach: [H] HP: 449,100/1,000,000. Constantly being regenerated by Keepers. Inferno: II
Taken Doom Drones: [H] HP: 500/500. (x186.)
Taken Engietech Pyromaniacs: [H] HP: 750/750. (x450.) Burn targets.
Taken Engietech Soldiers: [H] HP: 500/500. (x400.)
UNSC Preston Cole: [N] HP: 100,000/100,000. Liquid Armor: 58,875/100,000 HP. Regens 50% + 1,000 of its HP every turn. Main Guns: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x2.) Charge Level: IIIII Siege Gun: 75,000/75,000 HP. Gun Batteries: 25,000/25,000 HP. (x4.) MMM: 50,000/50,000 HP. Macross Missile Massacre: III Launch Bay: 50,000/50,000 HP. Spawns a UNSC Destroyer every 4 turns, and a UNSC Frigate every 3 turns. | Entities that attack it can be counter-attacked for 25% of their normal power. Takes 20% less damage from most attacks.
Hm. I wonder what Binary's incredibly obscure hint means.
I guess there's no point in wondering right now. It's probably something that's not Split. That would be lame and a cop-out. Anyways, I take out the Captchalterationhammer and practice my golf swing on the Vord, slowly honing my skills, as well as recording a bunch of pictures of Vord. I eventually build up to the ULTIMATE GOLF SWING and score a hole-in one into the sun with 20 Keepers. At once. I then repeat this roughly 4 times.
I then glance over at my past self fighting Piono. In a particularly lazy attempt to fulfill causality, I toss the Negater at Piono, then eject my highly deadly captchalogue deck at him, containing every item I've ever alchemized, and even some that I didn't.
Fluorite Octet && Glitchiness = ///// // / [email protected] (Level 8: 9/9)
Turnspec Ringwear && Red Miles Picture = Ring of Orbs Seerfold (Level 10: 8/11)
Joker Ammo && Fluorite Octet 4/9 (Shuffled Octet)
Hm. I wonder what Binary's incredibly obscure hint means.
Split redux? He's still around, we saw that when Flare got the Black Matter Gun.
/null
Anywho.
I continue abusing time travel to, hopefully, whack a couple of those rods out of the hands of the timeclones and/or break them. Or just stab the timeclones. Of Piono.
While I'm at it I bip open the five eggs.
I then go to a point in time after Piono and materialize the same object I have been trying to create for the past couple of turns (namely, something not within Piono's current elemental control list.) I return, and note that all my future clones have it as well.
We all attack Piono with it.
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
> Alchemies
Fluorite Octet || 1x1 Rubik's cube (plastic block with Rubik's cube stickers on it) = Rubik's D6 (1/2? 7?)
V-Cube 8 && (Curta Calculator && KNT-308 Sniper Rifle) = CTA-8 (9/9)
Yuxin 4x4 speedcube && Aperture Science High Energy Pellet Launcher && Fluoroantimonic Acid = Yuxin Acidlauncher (1/5?)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 2
> Action
I construct a breeder with Life's Wands. It causes considerable damage to the stronghold by dropping LWSS guns that fire LWSSes. I then erase the breeder and recreate it inside a Queenvord, causing its internal organs to react. The Queenvord basically dissolves from the inside out and gliders and spaceships fly everywhere, killing a few more Vord Keepers.
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Oh no
45/45 Executor (out of range)
23/50 Weath Ray
My Action: I summon some soccer balls, accelerate them at relativistic speeds into the croach, then taunting the (goal)Keepers when they fail to block it. Some of them did block it, but they exploded into guts afterwards.
SCP Foundation Action: The Foundation panics and backs off.
Executor Action: Executor attempts its ultimate attack, then realizes it is out of range. It resorts to using its infinite range bolt on the Croach again (NOT a use of the charge).
I think you misunderstand the workings of the attack. Piono is not in a time lock, nor was he.
I was attacking at a single point in time, by manipulating the speed of the Tachyon Drives installed in my HALI/JOKR/Whatever arrays. Piono was moving at normal speed.
Anywho, to remain on the offensive, I set my temporal velocity to zero again, and regroup with the timeclones.
240895759:We attacked him with that weapon, but he broke it, I seem to recall...
3:Concur.
Prime:It bothers us all, predestination, doesn't it. But I have a gut feeling I can fix the missing weapon problem.
I go backwards in time, then stabilize at an instant before Piono breaks the weapon, yoink it out, and see my future? self coming to return it so it's broken normally and time doesn't break.
Prime:I have it again. Check your inventories, folks.
==One time shenanigan of epic proportions later==
Right. Null is still a thing? Or should we zap him from the future?
20478168364463917:The future. We did that.
901:We did indeed...
==Now==
Piono is aggressed from the future as EXTREMELY LARGE numbers of timeclones slice through a set of spacetime coordinates that match Piono's current position.
I remember something...
We went into the future, when Piono was dead, to build up a time velocity. I try to remember any attacks that worked.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I cannot fully put into words how much I agree with that statement.
/twoessaysatonce
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Also... how did piono deal with a mecha that's literally the size of a city.
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Unknown Entity: 9/40
I'll be making my great escape now!
@insert: I haven't figured out exactly how it works. Basically he binds the power and strength of an artifact to his essence and being. You'd basically have to rip his soul out to disrupt it completely, but that's sort of a moot point because ripping his soul out completely is how to get him to stay dead in the first place. He uses it to increase his own personal power. It doesn't prevent others from using it, but it means he can draw upon its power from a distance or while its in his inventory, and he can draw it back into his inventory whenever he wants to. Basically it allows him to use toned-down amounts of power from all of his items at once. Its how he hit physical god level.
As for the fight, you were using the mini-bionis-mech. Remember? That thing's the same size as a regular (Well, large, but still one-man) mech suit. Full on Bionis he would've just blasted the ground out from under its feet, drilled into the chest and blown it up from the inside.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Kid Radd: 17/45
Raddhand: 3/6
>SAVE BACKUP
>USE Phoenix Cannon ON Croach
>LIBERALLY SPAM "BURN! BURN TO THE GROUND!" WHILE Attacking
I whip some Endervord using Rose's Thorn.
I then heal the AG player with lowest health.
Ψ-Mech 3/4
Rechronology 6/11
Prismatizer 6/7
SCP-962 44/50
Dragonfly 6/20
UNSC Repair Droid 7/10
Also, can you provide me with the description for Dragoneye?
Thankfully weathering the worst of Piono's attack, I fly backward about half a kilometer and hit the ground hard, sending earth and Vord flying, then eject the shattered remnants of my disposable outer plating and let the nanitics build more.
Drawing Ultimatum and the Dynamic Deathbringer, thrown to me before his precipitous departure by Amp, and hoping the ******* did not expend them before then, I begin to lay down fire into the Vord swarms, leaving everything within a klick burning, riddled with many, many holes, and affected by the various quasi-elemental effects of the Deathbringer before the limited-use weapons run down for the time being.
After my cursory use of weapons to keep down the Vord in my vicinity, I draw the weapons Cancer and Black in my two mechanical arms, then charge Piono again, letting the Helbringers still in my natural hands accelerate my movements beyond the normally possible as two weapons charged with powers from Beyond do their very best to either hit the SOB or distract him long enough for me to get in a hit with the Helbringers while my periferal cameras watch for another surprise temporal double and my suit computer guides the light point-defense SMGs on my shoulders in prevention of such an attack.
{If anyone cares, Redeyes isn't wearing the nearly indestructible, eight tonne mass of stompy-shoot-you that is the Demimech, but rather a much lighter, more augmented-movement centered suit of power armor that still weighs more than six hundred kilograms and has a suit reactor/fusion jetpack the size of a diesel generator on the back.}
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
{Sorry for no Cloning storypost, but it's like three in the morning and I have stuff to do before noon.}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Action 2/3
Orbit Control: 48/50
Unholy Assault: 23/50
Blood Pact: 8/20
I simply throw a punch at the Godmodder.
Sword Damage: 148K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I cut apart some Taken Doom Drones using the Enderdragon's Scythe.
I then heal the Goose.
Ψ-Mech Complete!
Prismatizer Complete!
Rechronology 7/11
Psiicrystal && Scorpio Pendant
Shadow Turretcomputer -c
SCP-962 45/50
Dragonfly 7/20
UNSC Repair Droid 8/10
You're a fool, you know that? I... I will not die today.
EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED. YOU'RE NOT IN PARADOX SPACE HERE. DARTY. THAT'S LIKE. AN EARTH REFERENCE?
...No. That's... not even close to the Wizard of Oz.
WHATEVER. POINT BEING. YOUR LITTLE RULES DON'T APPLY.
Serpent grins and takes out a card deck. She pulls out a card and it transforms into Sleight of Hand. Astria watches nervously, hoping it turns out favorably.
Then she sees Piono.
i've h/\d enough of you killing people for one lifetime.
Astria timesteps behind Piono, and then as he reacts, in front of him, and back again, leaving afterimages each time. She does this at the sides occasionally as well to make it more unpredictable. Finally, an afterimage that isn't really one telekinetically blasts him to the ground.
Oh no
Unknown Entity: 10/40
I spawn a bunch of ignited Red Matter bombs and throw them at the Keepers.
I'll be making my great escape now!
You respawn.
The Pelican spawned this turn.
N0. 1 W1LL LEAVE Y0U T0 WHATEVER 1T 1S Y0U WERE D01NG BEF0RE Y0U C0NTACTED ME. ALTH0UGH... 1 D0 HAVE 0NE TH1NG T0 SAY T0 Y0U. 1 BEL1EVE THE G0DM0DDER'S NEXT TR1AL W1LL HAVE Y0U... WHAT'S THE PHRASE? AH, YES. SEE1NG RED. THAT 1S ALL.
9,000 damage to the Croach! The Croach gains an Inferno effect!
90 Keepers killed!
You jump ahead to a timeline where Serpent is dead. However, since Serpent is dead right now, nothing changes.
Die says that the amount of temporal energy needed to create a pin for the Godmodder would exceed the capacity of even the Felt.
Joker Ammo && Fluorite Octet = Shuffled Octet (Level 8: 1/9)
There are several failsafes.
MEN OF THE END: An encyclopedia on Endermen. It seems to detail the history of the End and the Enderman, their physical structure, their abilities, and many other things related to enderzoology.
Reading the book, you find that Enderpearls apparently act as souls for Endermen. Interesting.
130 Keepers killed!
Next six attacks against an enemy will crit!
The Godmodder will make an exception for Piono... In this case, PvP is vital to your success in ridding the server of the Vord! With that in mind, you kill a critted 60 Keepers.
> Crusher48: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 CONTAINMENT BREACH - KETER
A large amount of Keter SCPs break containment and rampage onto the server! The Vord cannot hold them back and watch as they trample onto the Croach, aggressing it! Their various anomalous abilities prove to harshly change the properties of the Croach and weaken it, allowing you to fire at it with your own weaponry! Critted 30,000 damage to the Croach!
Critted 16 Warriors killed!
You respawn!
You respawn!
Critted 30,000 damage to the Croach!
The swarm of Keepers quickly destroy the Anti-Recovery Battle Chip!
Your entire attack, coupled with Oblivion's Topper, deals 5 damage to Piono!
You use the Glitch Wrench, interacting with the Source Code of Reality! A giant ball of fire appears and veers over the Vord, slamming into the warped mountains of the Far Lands! The already glitched nature of the Far Lands causes the atlready glitched nature of the Far Lglitched nature of the F
ture of thetack to have massive side effects, completely corrupting the entire terrain of the field! The mountains that tower over you and the Vord glitch into lava that buries the Croach, dealing a critted 34,000 damage!ANGLERKNIFE: A throwing knife that glows the bronze color of a Guardian Spike. However, this knife's blade is taken straight from the EG-Mech itself and has complete power over water, in addition to stabbing powers. It can also glow in the dark and can sense enemies.
They all died already!
Critted 240 Keepers killed!
SPLASH POTION OF ABYSS: A black potion that is incredibly unsafe to drink. While it strengthens the magical power of anyone who drinks it, the ink contained inside of it will burn anything it touches and will easily eat away at a Minecraftian in several seconds.
Awkward Potion OOO Diluted Mind Honey = Potion of Psiionics 0 (1/2)
+12,000 HP to Rodney!
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 THE PEN - WORD OF GOD
20 Creepervord killed!
30 Creepervord killed!
2 damage to Piono!
9,000 damage to the Croach!
> omglolsguy: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => POGO PARTY
14 Warriors killed!
+6 Hog Slop and Weasel Snot!
> engie_ninja: COMBAT OPERANDI => CONSUME
You expend 4 Hog Slop and 7 Weasel Snot!
You flashstep towards the Vord Keepers and glare at them, your eyes glowing solid white! The Vord charge at you, but they stop still abruptly, then slowly float in the air, suspended by an invisible force... You then float as well, hungering for more power... Specifically, the Vord's... You must feed... You must consume... CONSUME--
300 Vord Keepers killed!
7,000 damage to the Croach!
4,000 damage to the Croach!
+2 of all Sacred Items!
Reality Anchors are useless against my GMing.
Since your attack against Piono failed, you don't use Existence Now!
Psychics Cannon added!
LIFE'S WANDS: A modified version of the Scribe's Wands that are completely cubic in nature, and parts of them seem to move around as if they were alive. They appear to be able to create patterns from Conway's Game of Life out of thin air and command them to attack enemies.
80 Keepers killed!
+5 HP!
You respawn! Suddenly, generic blinks out of existence.
You respawn!
+1 Vote!
1,000 damage to the Croach!
Your use of Providence's Topper fails.
NANOLIGHT MEGALANDER: Yeah, it works as you said.
I really intended for it to be used on enemies.
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 UNIVERSAL - MEGAVERSAL
You wield Universal Power against the Keepers, overcharging it with pure antimatter energy! However, you soon realize the weapon doesn't have enough power for what you have in mind, so you modify it to contain twice the antimatter energy! The resulting attack creates a massive ball of antiberium that floats over to the Keepers and explodes, creating a large starburst of the stuff that rains death on the Keepers, killing 200!
10 Creepervord killed!
+4 HP!
You overheal carcinoGeneticist!
18 Warriors killed!
You are in an alternate timeline where Serpent hasn't revived yet and has stayed dead! Nothing is happening that is out of the ordinary though, so you jump back to the current timeline.
80 Keepers killed!
MENTAL LONGSWORD: A freakish sword whose handle quivers with an unearthly energy. The blade itself can switch between the powers of all the weapons that went into its creation, making it a very diverse weapon.
I described the TNT Cannon last turn.
SOLFLOWER: A metal flower with an intense amount of solar energy surrounding it. With the press of a button, its petals will form a cylinder and the flower will turn into a highly powerful railgun that uses hard-light to snipe opponents in quick bursts.
Crossbow && Redstone Clock && Piston && Concentrated Bottled Magic = Redstonebow (Level 2: 1/3)
POTION OF PSIIONICS 0: A downgraded version of a normal Potion of Psiionics that slightly increases psiionic power upon use.
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ELVEN TALE - REGICIDE
20 Creepervord killed!
+11,000 HP to Rodney!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 TEAMWORK - SYNCHRONIZE
150 Keepers killed!
X-ARACHNICIDE: An upgraded version of the Widow's Inferno that shines a dull green and is very effective against insects and bugs, like the Vord. It can project bug spray in an area around itself.
The energy kills 8 Creepervord!
ESCULENTUS: A briefcase with power over all bacon. Imbued with the essence of the Bacon King, it seems to be made from pure bacon. Upon being opened, a massive portal to Baconverse, a universe made entirely of bacon, will be revealed. Anyone who falls in will become incapacitated by the bacon and will never want to leave, making them very vulnerable to attack. It also has a large amount of bacon-related attacks.
CERTAMEN CASEUS: A newspaper with power over all cheese. Imbued with the essence of the Cheese Queen, it seems to be made from pure cheese. Upon being opened, a massive portal to Cheesetopia, an amusement park of cheese, will be revealed. Anyone who falls in will become incapacitated by the cheese and will never want to leave, making them very vulnerable to attack. It also has a large amount of cheese-related attacks.
1 damage to Piono!
8 Vord Keepers die!
3,000 damage to the Croach!
That something is nothing!
10 Keepers killed!
Okay.
Nanolight Megalander -c Cargo Bay = Nanolight Cargolander (2/4)
50 Keepers killed!
ENDER EXPLOSIVES: A cross between Enderpearls and TNT. When thrown, they explode and deal damage to nearby enemies, and then teleport the thrower to their landing site so they can deal further damage!
You use them to deal 5,000 damage to the Croach!
It heals [REDACTED] HP!
The infinite lightning glitches into infinite air when it reaches the Far Lands!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 TEAMWORK - SYNCHRONIZE
100 Keepers killed!
Weather Machine && Observation Satellite && Stat-O-Vision Machine || Tablet Computer = iWeatherman (Level 6: 1/7)
Red Barrels || Blue Paint && Broken Time Machine = Blueshifted (Level 6: 1/7)
Gender Blaster && Airstrike Beacon = Genderstriker (Level 4: 1/5)
6,000 damage to the Croach! 10 Keepers killed!
The same thing happens!
7,000 damage to the Croach!
3 Endervord killed!
+2 HP to Talist!
I'm pretty sure I said it already, but I may have edited it out since the person you were targeting with it was dead already. Let me go back and find it. Here:
> NinjaV2403: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 ENDER CALL - DRAGONEYE
You stare down the _____, both of your eyes glowing an amethyst color: the color of the Enderdragon! Suddenly, two large holographic eyes appear in front of you and fire streams of Ender Charges at the ____, creating a massive amethyst explosion! ____ damage!
18 Creepervord killed!
The Godmodder, thinking this was meant to get a response out of him, does nothing.
The Godmodder lazily dodges it!
14 Doom Drones killed!
+5,000 HP to the Moose!
Ψ-MECH: The complete version of the Heavy-Duty Thuleprism Mecha, now complete with psiionics powers that can be actively controlled and changed using a built-in control panel. Piloting this, you have a giant sentry with complete mastery of psiionics on your side.
PRISMATIZER: A shoulder-mounted cannon that glimmers with shining crystal. It fires giant balls of psiionic energy mixed with supercharged water, creating powerful attacks. In addition, its thuleprism can react to the energy and create supercharged energy to allow for even more powerful attacks.
Psiicrystal && Scorpio Pendant = Vriska's Brain (Level 88: 1/89)
50 Keepers killed!
The Croach summons 200 of every Vord type except the Keepers, Behemoths, and Bulks! It summons 1,000 Keepers and 50 Behemoths and Bulks! The Keepers heal the Croach for +150,000 HP! The Vord wipes out all Engietech Pyromaniacs, but the Croach takes 8,000 damage! They then kill 400 Engietech Soldiers!
The Preston Cole heals its Liquid Armor and deals 15,000 damage to the Croach! The Main Guns kill 25 Knights and 10 Mantises! The Siege Gun kills 2 Behemoths and Stuns them! The Gun Batteries kill 20 Endervord! The Frigate summons some Pelicans and deals 8,000 damage to the Croach! The Preston Cole then summons a UNSC Destroyer! The Engietech Troops deal 10,000 damage to the Croach! The Republic Battleships kill 12 Warriors!
All Players kill 48 Endervord! Die attempts to attack Piono, but cannot find a way around his large amounts of shielding! The Goose and Rodney kill 10 Mantises! The Physics Cannon fires and kills 12 Warriors!
The Godmodder and his forces deal 120,000 damage to the Croach, knocking it to below half health!
Since the Croach has been cut down to size and the Vord's spawning rate is being reduced, all of you are able to hack through the Vord enough to find a clear path to the Stronghold! You can see it wedged into the alien layers of the Far Lands, ominously tilted... The Vord trails you to the Stronghold, and you can see even more Croach and Vord at the Stronghold, particularly Queenvord! These Queenvord are elite-level Vord, and behind them are two formidable Hive Queens that call the shots, yet aren't quite boss status...
You can see that the Stronghold itself seems to be producing Queenvord and Hive Queens, and that you cannot target them until you can break through the Stronghold somehow... If you manage to destroy the Stronghold, perhaps you could lure some of the bigger forces out of its structure and eliminate them! It looks like this is your new objective... Keep in mind you should still target Piono and the Croach, though.
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the new Vord types!
> All: Destroy the Croach!
> All: Kill Piono!
> All: Destroy the Stronghold!
> All: Defend the Preston Cole!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIThe Far Lands:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ================================================== 3,115,250/5,000,000
Current Impetus Comb: 5
ROUND 2: THE FAR LANDS
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Armor.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 4/25.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 7/25. Has Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25.
Talist: [AG] HP: 3/25.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 14/25.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 14/25.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 25/25.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 15/25.
r_stronghammer: [AG] HP: 25/25.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 14/25.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20.
fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20.
pionoplayer: [N] HP: 20/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 20/20.
XDGrangerDX: [N] HP: 17/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 5/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 12/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 14/20.
Stronghold: [H] HP: 750,000/750,000. When destroyed, Queenvord and Hive-Queens can be targeted.
Piono: [H] HP: 12/20.
Queenvord: [H] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x25.) Some are summoned each turn. Spawns Warriors, Keepers, and Knights.
Hive-Queens: [H] HP: 75,000/75,000. (x2.) Few are summoned each turn.
Vord Warriors: [H] HP: 500/500. (x1,645.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Keepers: [H] HP: 100/100. (x2,316.) Many are summoned each turn.
Vord Knights: [H] HP: 750/750. (x1,946.) More are summoned each turn. Stunned.
Vord Mantises: [H] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x1,512.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Behemoths: [H] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x840.) Some are summoned each turn.
Vord Bulks: [H] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x686.) Some are summoned each turn.
Creepervords: [H] HP: 500/500. (x1,696.) More are summoned each turn. Poison: II
Endervords: [H] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x1,639.) More are summoned each turn. Constricted: III
Croach: [H] HP: 449,100/1,000,000. Constantly being regenerated by Keepers. Inferno: II
Taken Doom Drones: [H] HP: 500/500. (x186.)
Taken Engietech Pyromaniacs: [H] HP: 750/750. (x450.) Burn targets.
Taken Engietech Soldiers: [H] HP: 500/500. (x400.)
UNSC Preston Cole: [N] HP: 100,000/100,000. Liquid Armor: 58,875/100,000 HP. Regens 50% + 1,000 of its HP every turn. Main Guns: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x2.) Charge Level: IIIII Siege Gun: 75,000/75,000 HP. Gun Batteries: 25,000/25,000 HP. (x4.) MMM: 50,000/50,000 HP. Macross Missile Massacre: III Launch Bay: 50,000/50,000 HP. Spawns a UNSC Destroyer every 4 turns, and a UNSC Frigate every 3 turns. | Entities that attack it can be counter-attacked for 25% of their normal power. Takes 20% less damage from most attacks.
UNSC Frigate: [N] HP: 60,000/60,000. UNSC Pelicans: 5,000/5,000. (x3.)
UNSC Destroyer: [N] HP: 75,000/100,000. Shields: 50,000/50,000 HP. MAC Blast: III
Engietech Soldiers: [N] HP: 500/500. (x400.) More are summoned each turn.
Engietech Technicians: [N] HP: 100/100. (x1,000.) Repair Engietech and Preston Cole. More are summoned each turn.
Engietech Minions: [N] HP: 500/500. (x200.) Infect targets.
Engietech Elite, Audie: [N] HP: 50,000/50,000.
Engietech Dragonfly Drones: [N] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x250.)
Republic Battleships: [N] HP: 35,000/35,000. (x5.) Clonetroopers: 500/500 HP. (x1,050.)
GreatGeneral731: [PL] HP: 20,000/20,000. Respawns: IIIII Tempered Rage: IIII
apocalypseArisen: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Arisen Anew: IIIIII
adiosToreador: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Mega Evolution: IIIIII
twinArmageddons: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Twins' Wrath: IIIIII
carcinoGeneticist: [PL] HP: 20,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Final Sermon: IIIIII
arsenicCatnip: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Tacklepounce: IIIIII
grimAuxiliatrix: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Bisection: IIIIII
gallowsCalibrator: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Tipping Scales: IIIIII
arachnidsGrip: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Ancestral Awakening: IIIIII
centaursTesticle: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Execution: IIIIII
caligulasAquarium: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Last Empire: IIIIII
cuttlefishCuller: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Vast Glub: IIIIII
Die: [AG]
Goose: [AG] HP: 55,000/80,000. Honk: IIII Eggs: 1/1. (x5.) Killing an Egg spawns a Gosling.
Rodney: [AG] HP: 143,000/150,000.
Physics Cannon: [AG] HP: 120,000/120,000. Uses physics inaccuracies pointed out by players to deal damage.
Robobunny: [PG] HP: 100,000/150,000. Killer Instinct: III
Flying Calamari: [PG] HP: 50,000/100,000. Natural Habitat: III
Basilisk Lusii: [PG] HP: 8,000/8,000. (x8.)
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 6/125. Killstreak: 61.
The Battlefield:
Perfect Sphere: [AG] Energy: 5. Inner Barrier: 40,000/40,000/25,000 HP. Middle Barrier: 0/40,000/25,000 HP. Outer Barrier: 0/40,000/25,000 HP. Outer Shield: 0/50,000 HP. Modules: 2. Bridge: 11,000/50,000 HP. Housing no players. AF Hangar: 0/100,000 HP.Tanker A2: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Shields: 0/20,000. Regenerates +2,500 Shields a turn.Isaac: [AG] HP: 23/25. Deck of Cards: III Mega Bomb: IIIIIIIICogWynd: [AG] HP: 147,000/200,000. Winded: IIIIIIIIIIII 85%. In Overclocked mode.Vord-Eating Spider: [AG] HP: 28,000/50,000.Medic Bot: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Heals allies every turn.Jukebox: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000. Currently playing Land of Fans and Music - MeGaDanceVaNia.Chaos Shard: [PG] HP: ???/???.The Malice: [PG] HP: 90,000/120,000. Breach: IIIRedwalker: [PG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Launch: IIIThe Forge:
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III DISABLED (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III DISABLED (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III IN USE (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III DISABLED (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII CHARGING (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
7 Hog Slop
11 Elf Tears
7 Pie Filling
22 Weasel Snot
I guess there's no point in wondering right now. It's probably something that's not Split. That would be lame and a cop-out. Anyways, I take out the Captchalterationhammer and practice my golf swing on the Vord, slowly honing my skills, as well as recording a bunch of pictures of Vord. I eventually build up to the ULTIMATE GOLF SWING and score a hole-in one into the sun with 20 Keepers. At once. I then repeat this roughly 4 times.
I then glance over at my past self fighting Piono. In a particularly lazy attempt to fulfill causality, I toss the Negater at Piono, then eject my highly deadly captchalogue deck at him, containing every item I've ever alchemized, and even some that I didn't.
Fluorite Octet && Glitchiness = ///// // / [email protected] (Level 8: 9/9)
Turnspec Ringwear && Red Miles Picture = Ring of Orbs Seerfold (Level 10: 8/11)
Joker Ammo && Fluorite Octet 4/9 (Shuffled Octet)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Split redux? He's still around, we saw that when Flare got the Black Matter Gun.
/null
Anywho.
I continue abusing time travel to, hopefully, whack a couple of those rods out of the hands of the timeclones and/or break them. Or just stab the timeclones. Of Piono.
While I'm at it I bip open the five eggs.
I then go to a point in time after Piono and materialize the same object I have been trying to create for the past couple of turns (namely, something not within Piono's current elemental control list.) I return, and note that all my future clones have it as well.
We all attack Piono with it.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Fluorite Octet || 1x1 Rubik's cube (plastic block with Rubik's cube stickers on it) = Rubik's D6 (1/2? 7?)
V-Cube 8 && (Curta Calculator && KNT-308 Sniper Rifle) = CTA-8 (9/9)
Yuxin 4x4 speedcube && Aperture Science High Energy Pellet Launcher && Fluoroantimonic Acid = Yuxin Acidlauncher (1/5?)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 2
> Action
I construct a breeder with Life's Wands. It causes considerable damage to the stronghold by dropping LWSS guns that fire LWSSes. I then erase the breeder and recreate it inside a Queenvord, causing its internal organs to react. The Queenvord basically dissolves from the inside out and gliders and spaceships fly everywhere, killing a few more Vord Keepers.