The Baconcase || Lesser Bacon Elemental && 1 million pieces of bacon && Essence of the Bacon King, ruler of all bacon = Esculentus (Level 10: 10/11)
The Mouseattractor || Lesser Cheese Elemental && Every type of cheese ever && Essence of the Cheese Queen, ruler of all cheese = Certamen Caseus (Level 10: 10/11)
I am amazed at Net for anything he did in his last two posts against Piono to function at all, much less cause damage of any variety, at all. With that said, I draw all of my time alchemies. Piono may have a stronger grip on time in a single alchemy, but with eight alchemies with dominion over time in my grip, I'm probably superior to Piono in time manipulation by a good margain. To reference: Caledfwlch, Fear No Anvil, Hephaetus'es Gate, The Timeblade of Zillycal, The Megadeath (oddly enough), Hephaetus'es Spinner, the Allegrostepper and The Whole Note. I wear the Spinner over my left arm (the Quick Draw is equipped as well), I hold Caledfwlch and Fear No Anvil in my hands, Hephaetus'es Gate hovers behind me, and the rest hover around my arms, two alchemies each. With that done, I immediately take all eight and immediately begin timestepping, slowing time for Piono, and speeding up time to the point of timestepping others who will be attacking Piono. Even with one of these I'd normally be unable to do more than one at once, and this is taking into account that his time alchemy will be a huge pain, but I figure six-seven of my Alchemies more than covers the ability to do this. The last one summons timeclones, which at this point isn't the most original idea ever, but it gives Piono more targets to worry about and they have the alchemies I do as well, compounding the previous effects. Then, to throw him off his game, I use Miscetis-the one elemental Alchemy I didn't use before. The ridiculous time dilations I've put down aside, the Far Land's insane landscape suddenly bends in on itself and quickly creates a massive stone-made electric blender, which starts whirring up with Piono inside! What Piono doens't know is that it's actually multiple blenders! Blenderception! A blender inside a blender inside a blender! Their extreme elemental energies will (hopefully) allow them to tank a single full-power blow from Piono before expiring, I've done Blenderception 9 times (so 9 blenders he has to destroy), and the time dilations I am attempting speed up the Blenders and slow down Piono to the best of my ability. And if the Blenders whirr up, well...Being in an Electric-Blender Element made Electric Blender is an immensely painful experience and I wholly recommend no-one does it, ever. Where the blades are are not indicative of where you will be chopped. The short of it is, if you are anywhere in the blender you are dead.
Lothyra alchemizes Nanolight Megalander -c Cargo Bay. She then uses Megaversal on the Preston Cole if it is intended to be used on allies, otherwise she uses it on some Keepers. Bender shoots Bender's Gun at some Creepervord and heals Lothyra with Universal Power.
I nonchalantly prod at piono with the dinky Iron Sword I own. After looking at his reaction, I do a backflip into the air and land in the Mini-Bionis Mech, wielding the Monado. I then use it to predict his every move, attacking him relentlessly with all the mech's weaponry.
Hours after this moment (but not many), I time-travel back to this moment to fight the Vord, piloting the equally-deadly Mini-Mechonis Mech. I shoot its deadly eye-lasers, burning a large amount of Keepers, then deploy an entire squadron of Faced Mechon to slay them.
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Turnspec Ringwear && Red Miles Picture = Ring of Orbs Seerfold (Level 10: 7/11)
Joker Ammo && Fluorite Octet 3/9 (for Netpatham, why not.)
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Hazel Wand: IIIII
Awkward Potion OOO Diluted Mind Honey 2/???
+1 to Amp x2.
I merely cast Regicide on the Creepervord. This is not exactly the epicenter of action.
I heal Rodney with the Golden Sunsticks.
Kalare:
Perhaps you shall. But, I can assure you your death is inevitable.
I waste absolutely no time whatsoever with my attack. Projectiles appear to be pointless. I could always utilize the Hazel Wand to override Maleficis Est, and kill Piono with a barrage of spells categorized under the element of magic. Or perhaps banishment would be best. I cannot say. In any case, vast amounts of Vis should be able to annihilate the amulet unceremoniously, due to its alignment. But, I digress. Noting the involvement of physics-based cannons, I should say that Piono is perfectly capable of doing enough physical damage without any Operating or magic to instantly kill the thing. I flick the Hazel Wand swiftly. With its repertoire of arcane power, I can reasonably say I probably have a slightly greater control on the element of magic than Piono does. Of course, to supplement that, I activate both the White Ring, and the Black Ring, having slipped them on from my Sylladex discreetly before I entered the fight. At this point, I may as well leave them both on. They can do nothing to me. The Hazel Wand is covered in an aura of both pure inky black, and the pulsating white and black aura of the White Ring. Amethyst energy occasionally leaks into the pulsating mass of arcane energy, charging it with its psionic power. In this instance, I transmute the psionic energy into magic itself. Mens Potentiam should have no effect on this, if everything goes well. I have never been an optimistic person, however. Regardless, I leech off of every single aura node within ten thousand blocks to fuel my attack with pure, unadulterated Vis. I momentarily consider something, before shrugging, teleporting a Primordial Pearl out of my avatar's inventory, and slamming it into the aura surrounding the Hazel Wand telekinetically. Upon doing so, the thing is also fueled by primal essentia. I warp the contents of three bottles of Liquid Nest into the aura, watching it fuse with the energy of the Black Ring, becoming more magical energy. Finally, a Miniature Green Sun appears out of nowhere directly before me. I stare for a few moments, before stabbing the tip of the Hazel Wand into the thing. The model immediately fuses with the aura as well, converting to pure magical energy. The Hazel Wand begins to shudder slightly. As such, I act. I wave the wand slightly. Suddenly, Piono feels an excessively large arcane strain on Maleficis Est. Almost as if one were piercing it through with intangible sorcery, which is literally what is occurring. After several nanoseconds, Piono combusts in a blast of energy infused with the essence of magic itself. This is only a visual representation of what is occurring. Within, Piono is suffering intense pain as pure magic punctures his internal organs with enough force to drag Venus out of orbit once again. The absurd human solar system is quite the example. If the puncturing fails, which is likely, the entirety of the energy contained in the aura is vented to annihilate Maleficis Est with arcane power.
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If nobody else has challenged Piono to a duel, I whip out Forge's Light and challenge him to an EPIC SHOWDOWN! If somebody already challenged him, then I get in line!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
4/10x2, 3/10 TBA'd Magic
Battlefield:Red uses BT:Synchronise on the Keepers
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x41, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x14, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $26
I dupe 3 potion of vis
+2 to Wilson
-Alchemy Emporium-
Blue motions for Wilson to wait.
Ah, I was talking to engie. I suppose I should've made that more clear.
One last thing, I might suggest making your shop more defended. You may not wish to fight, but the fight may come to you...
...And I must be leaving at this point. Goodbye, Wilson.
She vanishes.
-Piono Battle-
FseftrAI appears above the combatants, takes out Gib Armageddon, and uses it to start a heavy thunderstorm.
To set the right dramatic mood. Pay no mind to me, I am only here to observe at the moment.
And sure enough, FseftrAI passively flies above the battle, watching, gathering information, calculating.
I use the TIMEBRINGER and continue a one second attack. This TIME (get it cause TIMEBRINGER) I pull out the XWolverine, The Widow's Inferno, The Spartan Arachnid, The Iron Web, The you'll feel a little prick, the Charged Sword and the RED HOURGLASS OF DEATH!
I start by hurling the CHARGED SWORD as hard as I can at PIONO, so hard that it shatters upon impact. The redstone dust gets in his eyes, burning them and blinding him.
I then equip the Spartan Arachnid, and fire TARANTULA MISSLES from it, which spiderweb around piono, leaving a thin, near invisible trail of wire, that all simultaneously close in on Piono, constrict him, and explode!
I then pull out the XWolverine, and, with style, fly over to Piono, and charge the IRON WEB with powers from the SPARTAN ARACHNID and my own MICROSOFT POWERS, and activate the redstone in Piono's eyes to an extent where they catch on fire!
Once the fire starts, I pull out the WIDOW'S INFERNO and fuel the flames, sending them through Piono's body, and, pushing the WIDOW'S INFERNO to its limit, I replace all of Piono's blood with FIRE! Fire is then sent out of all his orifices.
Now, the Iron Web comes out. I stab it in Piono, and let the flames absorb into the sword, powering it up, and then I pull the sword out of Piono. It begins glowing, and the power charge of it, displayed on its sleek Microsoft handle, is at 200% capacity. I point the sword at Piono, and glowing tendrils of fire, mithril and Adamantium, begin spiraling towards Piono. Before he can react, they surround him, and encase him in a Cocoon of death.
I boost the power of the Cocoon with the RED HOURGLASS OF DEATH, by hitting the Xbox symbol on it. A giant image of a spider crossed with the Xbox logo appears in the sky around Piono, and the Cocoon expands outward and inward, becoming superpowered.
The Cocoon still in place, I pull out the You'll feel a little *****, and fly to the Cocoon. With all my might, I pierce the Cocoon, stabbing Piono inside, and causing a structural collapse of the Cocoon, causing it to implode on Piono, and the explode.
I am never using big text again. The amount of times I had to edit that post to get the formatting right was outlandish. Anyways, I scoop up a bunch of the Croach with the Potential Bucket! Then I do the same with the Magical Bucket! Then I shake up and release the pure magic energy at the Vord, and Piono! Then I sit patiently until the next update.
Alchemies:
Crossbow && Redstone Clock && Piston && Concentrated Magic in a Jar = ??? (2/?)
The Baconcase || Lesser Bacon Elemental && 1 million pieces of bacon && Essence of the Bacon King, ruler of all bacon = Esculentus (Level 10: 11/11) Cha-cha-cha-cha...
The Mouseattractor || Lesser Cheese Elemental && Every type of cheese ever && Essence of the Cheese Queen, ruler of all cheese = Certamen Caseus (Level 10: 11/11) ...Ching!
I reveal that the Electric Blender ruse was a...Distraction! Just buying time so I can make two more elemental alchemies, Esculentus and Certamen Caseus! I raise Certamen Caseus up high, and it's immensely powerful cheese majjyks cause the swiss-cheese like structure of the far lands to react! They glow, then some of the walls turn into slices of Swiss Cheese, swirling arround me, powerful enough to deflect attacks for the brief period-let it be clear that I am defintiely not using this to block attacks. I then raise up Esculentus and thrust it downward-and instnatly, the Mordor-like terrain below turns into bacon! It rises up and circles around Esculentus, creating an equally-powerful temporary wall to keep me protected while I prepare my attack! I then add Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions, pickles, a Burger, and two buns together and create a hamburger! I then hover the layers apart and merge all the cheese into one single slice, and all the bacon into three small pieces! I then fit them into the hamburger. An explosion of righteous energies occurs as I equip the orb of condiments and add ketchup, mustard and mayonaise to it (it's for more than just Ranch Dressing).The result is...The sacred burger! With two buns, lettuce, Bacon, tomatoes, mustard onions, cheese, pickles, ketchup, mustard and a slab of meat, not nessecarily in that exact order, this thing is the king of burgerkind! Naturally, the only thing left to do is supercharge it with energy then ram it's every-elemental properties directly into Piono! I do! Multicolored particles swirl around me as I blitz headfirst into Piono, the sacred burger in my right hand, for this brief period faster than him in all regards! The sacred burger collides with Piono with truly explosive force (hopefully), creating a humonguous explosion of multicolored particles! When the smoke clears, hopefully Piono will have taken damage, because not even my best could hope to block that at point-blank. In other words, yes, that was a suicide special-if it landed, it is probably enough force to Damage Piono, but I am dead as a consequence. Even the weakest of the great everyelemental artifacts are extremely deadly, and I'm pretty sure I don't want to die agian. If this misses, then naturally I stop, lose power, and give up on using the sacred burger for now, stashing it for later.
EDIT: Never mind, ran out of time. I'm going to have to respond to everything after the post I made earlier on Friday. Sorry guys.
EDIT x2: never mind again, I guess I do have time.
Note: next round might not get a full post from me, I'm a bit overwhelmed by homework at the moment.
@net below: That doesn't change the fact that he'd have been able to detect it and act fast enough to disrupt it, he's demonstrated similar abilities to that before, and using Ircucvci and Denito Surrexit in tandem allows him to move and react effectively instantly as well as backwards in time, allowing him to negate the time-stop effect whoever its on.
@gutza: I am really glad that you aimed the physics cannon at the vord. I started reading that and was worried I'd either have to come up with some reason to have piono slip from its targeting system, or (heavens forbid) trash the dumb thing to keep it from ending the fight with piono prematurely. Although I could always go with 'different set of physical laws.' Not interfering with the cannon though, I don't want us to lose the fight against the vord.
Okay, um... Hank Sanford and Deimos do a non-descript attack against the keepers. I'm busy with the fight against piono.
Lothrya attempts to put one of her devices down and one of his time clones promptly slices it in half (note: stabilizing reality wouldn't counteract his reality magic, but it would counteract any oblivion-based magic, and interfere with distortion-based actions as well.)
Bender draws the weaponry, and like insert and amp before him, is hit straight on by a dual blast from Navitas Nox. Unlike the others, he does not possess the ability to have his physical form survive such high energy levels. Lothrya manages to scramble away in time to not be incinerated, but Bender is forced to reboot into another body.
Tazz begins his action, but suddenly feels a hand around his throat as one of the time clones rushes over and grabs him.
You seriously think I haven't started soul-bonding other items too? I've got a whole arsenal of stuff soul-bonded now. The clone slams tazz into the ground face-first, but not before tazz unleashes the giant blended attack. This, too, however is completely unsuccessful when piono just unleashes a massive blast of heat that vaporizes all 9 blenderceptions regardless of whether or not piono knew they were there.
Maniac launches the massive stream of sword at piono, and one of the time clones draws Superosque, and fires the arrow, which whizzes through the cloud of swords... completely disrupting the airspace they are flying through, causing them to all whip every which way. None of them hit piono or any of his time clones (hitting the time clones counts as landing a hit on piono, because they are technically still him!)
Ire uses providences topper... and enters piono's mind. Outside, piono continues fighting just fine, but inside of it, piono is now prepared for strong mental onslaughts. His mental image meets ire upon arrival, and swiftly drop kicks him out. Due to being a failed usage, this does not use up the charge on Providence's Topper.
Die attempts to rush and grab piono, but then remember what happened last time piono targeted him... And then realizes that piono is way stronger than last time, and decides that considering how ineffective he was THEN, he probably won't be of much use now, and decides to be useful instead and attacks the vord.
Insert tries to prod piono, but gets his arm twisted around his head, and blasted with a huge bolt of energy across the battlefield.
Insert rushes back into the fray with the Monado, and begins swinging to attack, but piono continues moving around, and is somehow circumventing the Monado's prophetic powers (yes, I know how the Monado works. THANK YOU Chuggaconroy!) However, the Monado and mini Bionis mech together prevent piono from being able to land a solid hit on insert, even with the time clones, so the other players are able to launch their attacks while piono is still fending off insert:
Stronghammer fires a TNT cannon at piono, the blast is deflected off-handedly by a timeclone.
Kalare prepares his attack, and as piono feels the tug on Maleficis Est...
Kalare finds himself confronted by several timeclones, all of them wearing Maleficis Est, all of them channeling the power at the same time. Kalare's spell is not only intercepted and blocked completely, but the energy is rerouted, Eric quickly shouts; Severance and Kalare is pulled backwards as Eric grabs him and throws himself behind what scant cover there is as the hazel wand erupts with all the magical power that was attempted to be thrown at piono. I can't say whether the hazel wand is strong enough to withstand channeling that much magical backlash, but I suspect it can, because piono didn't amplify the power any.
TT challenges piono to an epic duel with forge's light. One of piono's spare time clones slides over and aggresses him with Ircucvci.
Then fseftrAI summons the storm, and piono grins.
Suddenly he and one of his timeclones are holding Diluvium, Superosque and Arcum Aereum. A massive funnel cloud is pulled down around insert's head, and he is blasted with a huge wave of water pulled down from the summoned clouds, along with an entire storm's worth of lightning, melting the mini bionis-mech's feet into the ground.
Piono moves on to deal with his further fights right as modpack launches his barrage.
Modpack hurls his various weapons, but piono, with an annoyed expression, simply teleports out of the way of every single one of the projectiles, akin to the way endermen do, disrupting the entire attempted combo by sabotaging the earlier steps of it.
Maleficis Est quickly defuses the small magical blast launched by stronghammer (sorry, but piono's got all sorts of passive shielding going on. Try kicking it up a notch. When you get big paragraph long reponses, that means you got close to landing a hit.)
irecreeper tosses the vord keepers at piono, but with the various different attacks being aimed at him, they don't last long enough to get there.
And then comes the sacred burger. Occupied as he is by every single other attack launched at pretty much the same time, piono is unable to fully intercept the attack, and does in fact take 1 damage.
12/20 health left.
How the gorilla did that break my passive shielding?!!?
Piono stands up, and his time-clones rematerialize. There is a quick flash of movement. Relic's Echo, being abused once again. Piono, and all 12 time clones stand in a circle. The time clones no longer flicker faintly like they usually do. They stand as solid as piono himself.
And every single one of them has empowerment rods equipped.
Eric is still muttering under his breath, and a steadily strengthening golden glow is rising around him. He might actually be useful again next time I do a combat-post.
((Effectively what I'm sort of doing is half-way to a multi-phase boss fight. This is the last sort of power buff he'll get until he hits 1 hp. At which point he's going to go full turtle mode and try to charge up a ridiculously large attack, similarly to what he did at the end of the MBoA fight, giving you guys the opportunity to teamwork finish him. Or fail miserably if you decide to let everyone else do it and nobody decides to stop him. So here's a hint, when he starts up the 1 hp attack, everyone will want to target him and try to align it with the other attacks.
Also, twin, let the others make an action against piono AND the vord, it won't really be fair otherwise.))
Lothyra loads an anti-reality warping blast into the Physics Cannon and targets Piono. It will be part of the Reality Blast at the end of this turn. She then fires iAntimak Carbine at some Keepers:
Bender decides that if Piono uses Time Shenanigans to do stuff, the he should too! He uses the Time Code to make 20 copies of himself, which then distract Piono long enough for the real Bender to fire all the Futurama alchemies (Bender's Gun, Universal Aid, and iQuanimak) at Piono.
Further combat updates forthcoming as soon as I finish the other.
Note: next round might not get a full post from me, I'm a bit overwhelmed by homework at the moment.
Homework sucks.
/null
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"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~Albert Einstein
My Action: I look up what Ender Explosives do, then throw the manual out the window and attack the Croach with them.
SCP Foundation Action: Foundation operatives use {REDACTED} to repair the Preston Cole.
Executor Action: Executor gets angry at all the "out of range" errors, so it charges up and releases an infinite range lightning bolt at the Croach that cannot fail due to being out of range.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
5/10x2, 4/10 TBA'd Magic
Battlefield:Red uses BT:Synchronise on the Keepers
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x41, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x14, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $29
Weather Machine AND Observation Satellite AND Stat-O-Vision Machine OR Tablet Computer 1/?
Red Barrels OR Blue Paint AND Broken Time Machine 1/?
Gender Blaster AND Airstrike Beacon 1/?
+2 to Wilson
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The Baconcase || Lesser Bacon Elemental && 1 million pieces of bacon && Essence of the Bacon King, ruler of all bacon = Esculentus (Level 10: 10/11)
The Mouseattractor || Lesser Cheese Elemental && Every type of cheese ever && Essence of the Cheese Queen, ruler of all cheese = Certamen Caseus (Level 10: 10/11)
I am amazed at Net for anything he did in his last two posts against Piono to function at all, much less cause damage of any variety, at all. With that said, I draw all of my time alchemies. Piono may have a stronger grip on time in a single alchemy, but with eight alchemies with dominion over time in my grip, I'm probably superior to Piono in time manipulation by a good margain. To reference: Caledfwlch, Fear No Anvil, Hephaetus'es Gate, The Timeblade of Zillycal, The Megadeath (oddly enough), Hephaetus'es Spinner, the Allegrostepper and The Whole Note. I wear the Spinner over my left arm (the Quick Draw is equipped as well), I hold Caledfwlch and Fear No Anvil in my hands, Hephaetus'es Gate hovers behind me, and the rest hover around my arms, two alchemies each. With that done, I immediately take all eight and immediately begin timestepping, slowing time for Piono, and speeding up time to the point of timestepping others who will be attacking Piono. Even with one of these I'd normally be unable to do more than one at once, and this is taking into account that his time alchemy will be a huge pain, but I figure six-seven of my Alchemies more than covers the ability to do this. The last one summons timeclones, which at this point isn't the most original idea ever, but it gives Piono more targets to worry about and they have the alchemies I do as well, compounding the previous effects. Then, to throw him off his game, I use Miscetis-the one elemental Alchemy I didn't use before. The ridiculous time dilations I've put down aside, the Far Land's insane landscape suddenly bends in on itself and quickly creates a massive stone-made electric blender, which starts whirring up with Piono inside! What Piono doens't know is that it's actually multiple blenders! Blenderception! A blender inside a blender inside a blender! Their extreme elemental energies will (hopefully) allow them to tank a single full-power blow from Piono before expiring, I've done Blenderception 9 times (so 9 blenders he has to destroy), and the time dilations I am attempting speed up the Blenders and slow down Piono to the best of my ability. And if the Blenders whirr up, well...Being in an Electric-Blender Element made Electric Blender is an immensely painful experience and I wholly recommend no-one does it, ever. Where the blades are are not indicative of where you will be chopped. The short of it is, if you are anywhere in the blender you are dead.
I catapult Tnt into the Croach!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
=CHARGE=
-24 / 50- Genesis (Tazz'd, Modpack'd, +4 total)
-10 / 10- Lil Chad -> SAVING...
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
Lift: 1 / 6.
I decide to use PROVIDENCE'S TOPPER on Piono.
=COMMAND=
Die will attack Piono.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
SciAntimak: 8/11
Missile Bay: 8/11
Nanolight Megalander: 4/4 Complete!
==Actions==
Lothyra alchemizes Nanolight Megalander -c Cargo Bay. She then uses Megaversal on the Preston Cole if it is intended to be used on allies, otherwise she uses it on some Keepers. Bender shoots Bender's Gun at some Creepervord and heals Lothyra with Universal Power.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
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> R. K.: (Over)Heals a random PL entity with the No Joke. Again.
> K4yne: Leekspinnin' the Netherrarria into some Vord.
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No Joke
UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Hours after this moment (but not many), I time-travel back to this moment to fight the Vord, piloting the equally-deadly Mini-Mechonis Mech. I shoot its deadly eye-lasers, burning a large amount of Keepers, then deploy an entire squadron of Faced Mechon to slay them.
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I inspect my new Mental Longsword. Also, in case you didn't get my message, could I have a description for my TNT Cannon I finished last turn?
I finish the Solflower, start a new alchemy of Crossbow && Redstone Clock && Piston && Concentrated Magic in a Jar = ??? (1/?) and...
FIRE THE TNT CANNON AT PIONO!!!!!!111!!1!!1!111!!1!1!!!oneoneeleven
Because he's trying to kill everyone and all.
Alchemies:
"CHAINGUN" = Solflower (Level 4: 5/5)
Charges:
None
Inventory:
Here
Awkward Potion OOO Diluted Mind Honey 2/???
+1 to Amp x2.
I merely cast Regicide on the Creepervord. This is not exactly the epicenter of action.
I heal Rodney with the Golden Sunsticks.
Kalare:
Perhaps you shall. But, I can assure you your death is inevitable.
I waste absolutely no time whatsoever with my attack. Projectiles appear to be pointless. I could always utilize the Hazel Wand to override Maleficis Est, and kill Piono with a barrage of spells categorized under the element of magic. Or perhaps banishment would be best. I cannot say. In any case, vast amounts of Vis should be able to annihilate the amulet unceremoniously, due to its alignment. But, I digress. Noting the involvement of physics-based cannons, I should say that Piono is perfectly capable of doing enough physical damage without any Operating or magic to instantly kill the thing. I flick the Hazel Wand swiftly. With its repertoire of arcane power, I can reasonably say I probably have a slightly greater control on the element of magic than Piono does. Of course, to supplement that, I activate both the White Ring, and the Black Ring, having slipped them on from my Sylladex discreetly before I entered the fight. At this point, I may as well leave them both on. They can do nothing to me. The Hazel Wand is covered in an aura of both pure inky black, and the pulsating white and black aura of the White Ring. Amethyst energy occasionally leaks into the pulsating mass of arcane energy, charging it with its psionic power. In this instance, I transmute the psionic energy into magic itself. Mens Potentiam should have no effect on this, if everything goes well. I have never been an optimistic person, however. Regardless, I leech off of every single aura node within ten thousand blocks to fuel my attack with pure, unadulterated Vis. I momentarily consider something, before shrugging, teleporting a Primordial Pearl out of my avatar's inventory, and slamming it into the aura surrounding the Hazel Wand telekinetically. Upon doing so, the thing is also fueled by primal essentia. I warp the contents of three bottles of Liquid Nest into the aura, watching it fuse with the energy of the Black Ring, becoming more magical energy. Finally, a Miniature Green Sun appears out of nowhere directly before me. I stare for a few moments, before stabbing the tip of the Hazel Wand into the thing. The model immediately fuses with the aura as well, converting to pure magical energy. The Hazel Wand begins to shudder slightly. As such, I act. I wave the wand slightly. Suddenly, Piono feels an excessively large arcane strain on Maleficis Est. Almost as if one were piercing it through with intangible sorcery, which is literally what is occurring. After several nanoseconds, Piono combusts in a blast of energy infused with the essence of magic itself. This is only a visual representation of what is occurring. Within, Piono is suffering intense pain as pure magic punctures his internal organs with enough force to drag Venus out of orbit once again. The absurd human solar system is quite the example. If the puncturing fails, which is likely, the entirety of the energy contained in the aura is vented to annihilate Maleficis Est with arcane power.
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Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
4/10x2, 3/10 TBA'd Magic
Battlefield:Red uses BT:Synchronise on the Keepers
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x41, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x14, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $26
I dupe 3 potion of vis
+2 to Wilson
-Alchemy Emporium-
Blue motions for Wilson to wait.
Ah, I was talking to engie. I suppose I should've made that more clear.
One last thing, I might suggest making your shop more defended. You may not wish to fight, but the fight may come to you...
...And I must be leaving at this point. Goodbye, Wilson.
She vanishes.
-Piono Battle-
FseftrAI appears above the combatants, takes out Gib Armageddon, and uses it to start a heavy thunderstorm.
To set the right dramatic mood. Pay no mind to me, I am only here to observe at the moment.
And sure enough, FseftrAI passively flies above the battle, watching, gathering information, calculating.
Bringer && Life Essence = Lifebringer 7/8 (Irecreeper'd)
Cosmic Rust && Bug Spray && Hope Essence = Arachnide 4/11 (Irecreeper'd)
+2 to Irecreeper
The PIGMEN attack the CROACH!
I use the TIMEBRINGER and continue a one second attack. This TIME (get it cause TIMEBRINGER) I pull out the XWolverine, The Widow's Inferno, The Spartan Arachnid, The Iron Web, The you'll feel a little prick, the Charged Sword and the RED HOURGLASS OF DEATH!
I start by hurling the CHARGED SWORD as hard as I can at PIONO, so hard that it shatters upon impact. The redstone dust gets in his eyes, burning them and blinding him.
I then equip the Spartan Arachnid, and fire TARANTULA MISSLES from it, which spiderweb around piono, leaving a thin, near invisible trail of wire, that all simultaneously close in on Piono, constrict him, and explode!
I then pull out the XWolverine, and, with style, fly over to Piono, and charge the IRON WEB with powers from the SPARTAN ARACHNID and my own MICROSOFT POWERS, and activate the redstone in Piono's eyes to an extent where they catch on fire!
Once the fire starts, I pull out the WIDOW'S INFERNO and fuel the flames, sending them through Piono's body, and, pushing the WIDOW'S INFERNO to its limit, I replace all of Piono's blood with FIRE! Fire is then sent out of all his orifices.
Now, the Iron Web comes out. I stab it in Piono, and let the flames absorb into the sword, powering it up, and then I pull the sword out of Piono. It begins glowing, and the power charge of it, displayed on its sleek Microsoft handle, is at 200% capacity. I point the sword at Piono, and glowing tendrils of fire, mithril and Adamantium, begin spiraling towards Piono. Before he can react, they surround him, and encase him in a Cocoon of death.
I boost the power of the Cocoon with the RED HOURGLASS OF DEATH, by hitting the Xbox symbol on it. A giant image of a spider crossed with the Xbox logo appears in the sky around Piono, and the Cocoon expands outward and inward, becoming superpowered.
The Cocoon still in place, I pull out the You'll feel a little *****, and fly to the Cocoon. With all my might, I pierce the Cocoon, stabbing Piono inside, and causing a structural collapse of the Cocoon, causing it to implode on Piono, and the explode.
X-VIRUS 9/20
X-PLAGUE 9/30
X-EXTINCTION 9/40 (Irecreeper'd)
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
I am never using big text again. The amount of times I had to edit that post to get the formatting right was outlandish. Anyways, I scoop up a bunch of the Croach with the Potential Bucket! Then I do the same with the Magical Bucket! Then I shake up and release the pure magic energy at the Vord, and Piono! Then I sit patiently until the next update.
Alchemies:
Crossbow && Redstone Clock && Piston && Concentrated Magic in a Jar = ??? (2/?)
Charges:
None
Inventory:
Here
The Baconcase || Lesser Bacon Elemental && 1 million pieces of bacon && Essence of the Bacon King, ruler of all bacon = Esculentus (Level 10: 11/11) Cha-cha-cha-cha...
The Mouseattractor || Lesser Cheese Elemental && Every type of cheese ever && Essence of the Cheese Queen, ruler of all cheese = Certamen Caseus (Level 10: 11/11) ...Ching!
I reveal that the Electric Blender ruse was a...Distraction! Just buying time so I can make two more elemental alchemies, Esculentus and Certamen Caseus! I raise Certamen Caseus up high, and it's immensely powerful cheese majjyks cause the swiss-cheese like structure of the far lands to react! They glow, then some of the walls turn into slices of Swiss Cheese, swirling arround me, powerful enough to deflect attacks for the brief period-let it be clear that I am defintiely not using this to block attacks. I then raise up Esculentus and thrust it downward-and instnatly, the Mordor-like terrain below turns into bacon! It rises up and circles around Esculentus, creating an equally-powerful temporary wall to keep me protected while I prepare my attack! I then add Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions, pickles, a Burger, and two buns together and create a hamburger! I then hover the layers apart and merge all the cheese into one single slice, and all the bacon into three small pieces! I then fit them into the hamburger. An explosion of righteous energies occurs as I equip the orb of condiments and add ketchup, mustard and mayonaise to it (it's for more than just Ranch Dressing).The result is...The sacred burger! With two buns, lettuce, Bacon, tomatoes, mustard onions, cheese, pickles, ketchup, mustard and a slab of meat, not nessecarily in that exact order, this thing is the king of burgerkind! Naturally, the only thing left to do is supercharge it with energy then ram it's every-elemental properties directly into Piono! I do! Multicolored particles swirl around me as I blitz headfirst into Piono, the sacred burger in my right hand, for this brief period faster than him in all regards! The sacred burger collides with Piono with truly explosive force (hopefully), creating a humonguous explosion of multicolored particles! When the smoke clears, hopefully Piono will have taken damage, because not even my best could hope to block that at point-blank. In other words, yes, that was a suicide special-if it landed, it is probably enough force to Damage Piono, but I am dead as a consequence. Even the weakest of the great everyelemental artifacts are extremely deadly, and I'm pretty sure I don't want to die agian. If this misses, then naturally I stop, lose power, and give up on using the sacred burger for now, stashing it for later.
=CHARGE=
-29 / 50- Genesis (Tazz'd, Modpack'd, +4 total)
-10 / 10- Lil Chad -> SAVING...
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I toss some Vord Keepers at Piono.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I do... something to some Keepers!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
EDIT x2: never mind again, I guess I do have time.
Note: next round might not get a full post from me, I'm a bit overwhelmed by homework at the moment.
@net below: That doesn't change the fact that he'd have been able to detect it and act fast enough to disrupt it, he's demonstrated similar abilities to that before, and using Ircucvci and Denito Surrexit in tandem allows him to move and react effectively instantly as well as backwards in time, allowing him to negate the time-stop effect whoever its on.
@gutza: I am really glad that you aimed the physics cannon at the vord. I started reading that and was worried I'd either have to come up with some reason to have piono slip from its targeting system, or (heavens forbid) trash the dumb thing to keep it from ending the fight with piono prematurely. Although I could always go with 'different set of physical laws.' Not interfering with the cannon though, I don't want us to lose the fight against the vord.
Okay, um... Hank Sanford and Deimos do a non-descript attack against the keepers. I'm busy with the fight against piono.
Lothrya attempts to put one of her devices down and one of his time clones promptly slices it in half (note: stabilizing reality wouldn't counteract his reality magic, but it would counteract any oblivion-based magic, and interfere with distortion-based actions as well.)
Bender draws the weaponry, and like insert and amp before him, is hit straight on by a dual blast from Navitas Nox. Unlike the others, he does not possess the ability to have his physical form survive such high energy levels. Lothrya manages to scramble away in time to not be incinerated, but Bender is forced to reboot into another body.
Tazz begins his action, but suddenly feels a hand around his throat as one of the time clones rushes over and grabs him.
You seriously think I haven't started soul-bonding other items too? I've got a whole arsenal of stuff soul-bonded now. The clone slams tazz into the ground face-first, but not before tazz unleashes the giant blended attack. This, too, however is completely unsuccessful when piono just unleashes a massive blast of heat that vaporizes all 9 blenderceptions regardless of whether or not piono knew they were there.
Maniac launches the massive stream of sword at piono, and one of the time clones draws Superosque, and fires the arrow, which whizzes through the cloud of swords... completely disrupting the airspace they are flying through, causing them to all whip every which way. None of them hit piono or any of his time clones (hitting the time clones counts as landing a hit on piono, because they are technically still him!)
Ire uses providences topper... and enters piono's mind. Outside, piono continues fighting just fine, but inside of it, piono is now prepared for strong mental onslaughts. His mental image meets ire upon arrival, and swiftly drop kicks him out. Due to being a failed usage, this does not use up the charge on Providence's Topper.
Die attempts to rush and grab piono, but then remember what happened last time piono targeted him... And then realizes that piono is way stronger than last time, and decides that considering how ineffective he was THEN, he probably won't be of much use now, and decides to be useful instead and attacks the vord.
Insert tries to prod piono, but gets his arm twisted around his head, and blasted with a huge bolt of energy across the battlefield.
Insert rushes back into the fray with the Monado, and begins swinging to attack, but piono continues moving around, and is somehow circumventing the Monado's prophetic powers (yes, I know how the Monado works. THANK YOU Chuggaconroy!) However, the Monado and mini Bionis mech together prevent piono from being able to land a solid hit on insert, even with the time clones, so the other players are able to launch their attacks while piono is still fending off insert:
Stronghammer fires a TNT cannon at piono, the blast is deflected off-handedly by a timeclone.
Kalare prepares his attack, and as piono feels the tug on Maleficis Est...
Kalare finds himself confronted by several timeclones, all of them wearing Maleficis Est, all of them channeling the power at the same time. Kalare's spell is not only intercepted and blocked completely, but the energy is rerouted, Eric quickly shouts; Severance and Kalare is pulled backwards as Eric grabs him and throws himself behind what scant cover there is as the hazel wand erupts with all the magical power that was attempted to be thrown at piono. I can't say whether the hazel wand is strong enough to withstand channeling that much magical backlash, but I suspect it can, because piono didn't amplify the power any.
TT challenges piono to an epic duel with forge's light. One of piono's spare time clones slides over and aggresses him with Ircucvci.
Then fseftrAI summons the storm, and piono grins.
Suddenly he and one of his timeclones are holding Diluvium, Superosque and Arcum Aereum. A massive funnel cloud is pulled down around insert's head, and he is blasted with a huge wave of water pulled down from the summoned clouds, along with an entire storm's worth of lightning, melting the mini bionis-mech's feet into the ground.
Piono moves on to deal with his further fights right as modpack launches his barrage.
Modpack hurls his various weapons, but piono, with an annoyed expression, simply teleports out of the way of every single one of the projectiles, akin to the way endermen do, disrupting the entire attempted combo by sabotaging the earlier steps of it.
Maleficis Est quickly defuses the small magical blast launched by stronghammer (sorry, but piono's got all sorts of passive shielding going on. Try kicking it up a notch. When you get big paragraph long reponses, that means you got close to landing a hit.)
irecreeper tosses the vord keepers at piono, but with the various different attacks being aimed at him, they don't last long enough to get there.
And then comes the sacred burger. Occupied as he is by every single other attack launched at pretty much the same time, piono is unable to fully intercept the attack, and does in fact take 1 damage.
12/20 health left.
How the gorilla did that break my passive shielding?!!?
Piono stands up, and his time-clones rematerialize. There is a quick flash of movement. Relic's Echo, being abused once again. Piono, and all 12 time clones stand in a circle. The time clones no longer flicker faintly like they usually do. They stand as solid as piono himself.
And every single one of them has empowerment rods equipped.
Eric is still muttering under his breath, and a steadily strengthening golden glow is rising around him. He might actually be useful again next time I do a combat-post.
((Effectively what I'm sort of doing is half-way to a multi-phase boss fight. This is the last sort of power buff he'll get until he hits 1 hp. At which point he's going to go full turtle mode and try to charge up a ridiculously large attack, similarly to what he did at the end of the MBoA fight, giving you guys the opportunity to teamwork finish him. Or fail miserably if you decide to let everyone else do it and nobody decides to stop him. So here's a hint, when he starts up the 1 hp attack, everyone will want to target him and try to align it with the other attacks.
Also, twin, let the others make an action against piono AND the vord, it won't really be fair otherwise.))
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
SciAntimak: 9/11
Missile Bay: 9/11
Nanolight Megalander -c Cargo Bay: 2/4
==Actions==
Lothyra loads an anti-reality warping blast into the Physics Cannon and targets Piono. It will be part of the Reality Blast at the end of this turn. She then fires iAntimak Carbine at some Keepers:
Bender decides that if Piono uses Time Shenanigans to do stuff, the he should too! He uses the Time Code to make 20 copies of himself, which then distract Piono long enough for the real Bender to fire all the Futurama alchemies (Bender's Gun, Universal Aid, and iQuanimak) at Piono.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Homework sucks.
/null
44/45 Executor
23/50 Weath Ray
My Action: I look up what Ender Explosives do, then throw the manual out the window and attack the Croach with them.
SCP Foundation Action: Foundation operatives use {REDACTED} to repair the Preston Cole.
Executor Action: Executor gets angry at all the "out of range" errors, so it charges up and releases an infinite range lightning bolt at the Croach that cannot fail due to being out of range.
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
5/10x2, 4/10 TBA'd Magic
Battlefield:Red uses BT:Synchronise on the Keepers
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x41, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x14, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $29
Weather Machine AND Observation Satellite AND Stat-O-Vision Machine OR Tablet Computer 1/?
Red Barrels OR Blue Paint AND Broken Time Machine 1/?
Gender Blaster AND Airstrike Beacon 1/?
+2 to Wilson