Yes. The last component of the spaceship for Bender's friends is complete. Once the missile bay has been installed I will just have to paint it. Finally, after all this time...
Lothyra alchemizes Nanolight Cargolander -c Missile Bay and (iAntimak Carbine -O Shrink) & Name Tag = iAntimak Autopistol. She then states that the Vord's hive mind is not scientifically accurate because it seems like the members of said hive mind relay information through what is basically magic, then loads that into the Physics Cannon. She then heals said Physics Cannon with Universal Power. Bender tests SciAntimak by firing it at some Keepers. UU Prime keeps firing his barrage cannon at the Stronghold.
I think he'll just keep firing the barrage cannon until it disappears. Why won't he use his other weapons?
Bender, if you have a gun that can fire 6 miniature tactical nukes per second with a range of 60 miles,
Oh.
I summon several hundred copies of all the godmodder's mechs! However, due to the curse of repetitiveness, they all collapse into dust! I keep summoning, until, eventually, I have enough dust to make the ULTIMATE DUST BALL, which I launch out of the ULTIMATE DUST CANNON at the Croach!
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Awkward Potion OOO Mind Honey 2/???
+1 to Amp x2.
At this point, I would assume that the alchemy I have brewed is likely a Potion of Psiionics, and that it is done now. Therefore, I alchemize Splash Potion of Abyss O0O Potion of Psiionics 1/???. In all actuality, if the alchemy at the top of my post is not as expected, but is finished, I alchemize Splash Potion of Abyss O0O (Awkward Potion OOO Mind Honey) 1/??? instead.
I utilize my earlier readings of the magical energy within the Stronghold to attempt to blow it to pieces, leaving the portal unharmed. Then, I abruptly draw the Baroqueback Bowtier, and fire spells randomly into the Vord, slaying as many as I can, as gruesome as possible. We all know it will not be satisfying if you do not at least blow their heads off.
Kalare:
I flick the Hazel Wand, charging it with the life energy of the plants around me. As such, every block of grass within fifteen feet withers and dies, fueling this arcane attack. I continue downwards with my charging. As the Far Lands are built in layers atop each other, there is probably another plain below us, and above us, for that matter. I drain the life force of every single plant within a chunk, both up and down, to fuel my desires. Not literally. I take the massive incredible amounts of Herba and Victus essentia, and degrade them down to primals with my mind. This leaves Terra and Aqua essentia in copious amounts. How fortuitous. I use this essentia to fuel several random pulsations in the Hazel Wand, deliberately generating Flux Goo. I promptly fire this blob of Flux Goo at Piono, to attempt to, at the very least, give him Taint poisoning. Quite reliable, that sort of thing. I do hope you realize I am being sarcastic. I promptly flash-step away several feet, and wait.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Let's try something utterly insane and possibly suicidal. I alchemize the following horrible abomination: Railgun && AlterationaterV2 && Fluorite Minidicegun. I then retrieve the resultant RAILTERATION MINIDICEGUN and load all 23 of my incredibly deudly octets into it, then open fire at Piono, destroying the idea that they could miss or be dodged, then watch and see if Piono's alchemies resist the alteration aura exuding from the fired dice, or turn zillified, generic, and .jpeged.
I then wave a hand in the future, and the cast of Xenoblade appears to attack the Vord.
Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear 2/??
Turnspec Ringwear && Red Miles Picture = Ring of Orbs Seerfold (Level 10: 9/11)
Joker Ammo && Fluorite Octet 5/9 (Shuffled Octet)
My Action: I realize I have not tried one of my battle techniques, so I attempt battle technique: Schlocked.
SCP Foundation Action: D-class are armed with explosives and parachutes and thrown out the back of the UNSC Preston Cole. When vord get close enough to them to attempt to attack them, the D-class are remotely detonated by higher-ranking personnel, killing whatever tries to attack them. If they survive, they land on the Croach and are remotely detonated there.
Executor Action: Executor realizes that it is unable to do anything to effect the far lands, and begins overcharging its attack as well as overcharging the guardian orbs.
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Awkward Potion OOO Mind Honey 3/???
Splash Potion of Abyss O0O (Awkward Potion OOO Mind Honey) 2/???
+1 to Amp x2.
I telekinetically force the Stronghold to the bedrock layer of the Far Lands, regardless of how far downwards that is, and then direct upwards, to its original, if far less prestigious, position. Then, I realize that this assault on the Vord shall get me nowhere in the affairs of reality. I disappear in a flash of violet light.
I reappear some distance from Piono. Perhaps you can fight me, but I can certainly say that two of me will be slightly more difficult to subdue.
Kalare:
I notice a flash of amethyst light around ten meters or so away from my present location. I need not look over. It is, quite evidently, me. Unless it is one of Piono's time-clones, but I doubt it. I glance over to confirm my suspicions. As such, he flashsteps over to me. He whips out his rather unstable version of the Hazel Wand, and I slightly raise the Hazel Wand itself. Suddenly, Piono finds that two versions of me are aggressing him. I wave the Hazel Wand, and aubergine liquid begins leaking from certain areas on the ground. The corrosive Flux Goo tears through the dirt and grass. Liquid essentia remains, as usual. This shall be quite an endeavor, if I am to merely utilize the aspects of earth and water for the entirety of this combat. Hah. I grab something out of my Sylladex, and teleport it directly into the nearest pool of Flux Gas. Instantaneously, an explosion erupts throughout the area of battle. Large amounts of Flux Gas waft into the atmosphere from the precise point I teleported the item to. A Primordial Pearl, for those who are interested. The explosion left behind large amounts of primal essentia, due to my mental manipulations of the thing's direct aspectual value. Normally, it would contain very little primal essentia, but I have infused it, luckily. Speaking of that fusion, I telekinetically force every drop of essentia I have created in this endeavor, as well as the various types of Flux waste, into a compact sphere. This causes the thing to vacillate between different types of magical energy, before settling on Vis. With a flick of the Hazel Wand, the energy is consumed. Pure auric Vis flashes around the Hazel Wand as a sort of aura. The other me, however, has decided to do something completely different. He nonchalantly points the Hazel Wand at the ground a fair distance away, and it erupts in a titanic explosion of pure eldritch energy. Tentacular shadows arise from the Void. Quite clearly, he blew a hole in the bedrock layer. The tenebrous light (assuming it can be called light in itself) of the Void begins to dim as the gibbous tentacles rise from the depths of the abyss. This appears to be an entity many times larger than GodCraft. Due my knowledge of the transmundane, I can dictate that this is some servant of Nrub'yiglith, a creature who serves the smallest of the Smaller Gods itself, and is many times bigger than this entity that present me has dictated prudent to ask aid of. I cannot defeat the highest of the Middling Gods, so I shall say that this entity is moderately powerful in comparison. A rather furtive and hideous tendril somewhat resembling a tentacle slithers over to present me, and encompasses his form with an abnormal black light, before departing, an occurrence coinciding with the closing of the bedrock and the disappearance of the creature. Present me fuses all of the eldritch energy into the Hazel Wand. I flash-step about, preparing to get an adequate position. I stop abruptly after around ten seconds, to find that I am standing directly before Piono. I flick my wand, and a wave of force flows towards Piono, aiming to annihilate him, the aura seemingly disappearing. He inevitably blocks it. I proceed to fire a far more powerful blast, apparently resonating with Vis. This was to be expected. Then, a blast of primal Vis erupts from the Hazel Wand, striking Piono almost instantly, the shockwaves resonate with the essence of arcane power, annihilating anything in its path with pure magic. Suddenly, an eldritch blast of unstable energy from another Hazel Wand pierces Piono as well. Hah.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
7/10x2, 6/10 TBA'd Magic
Battlefield:Red usesBT:Amazing Adventures
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x40, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x13, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x27, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $32
Weather Machine AND Observation Satellite AND Stat-O-Vision Machine OR Tablet Computer 3/7
Red Barrels OR Blue Paint AND Broken Time Machine 3/7
Gender Blaster AND Airstrike Beacon 3/5
+2 to Wilson
-Farlands-
Uh... yes it is?
Valentine's Day is the celebration of the Valentine's Day Massacre.
It led to the rise of one Al Capone, and two years later, he led his gang on an uprising against the local Mage's Association.
This kicked off the Final Technology-Magic War, which led to basically everything else that has happened to humanity since then.
...No, I'm not seriously. I admit to not knowing much about ancient history.
But yes, I've had more than a few experiences with Valentine's Day.
Admittedly, not all were good, but if I let bad experiences ruin special days for me, I wouldn't be celebrating any.
Ah, I better stop before I go on a tangent. I assume you're here for a reason?
I take out the Solflower, and snipe a bunch of Keepers from a distance! How does hard light work anyway? Oh well. Then I reload, and snipe some more! ...and... some more... and some more...
And since only have one alchemy right now (and that's being completed this post), I punch in some more alchemy codes!
> Alchemies
Yuxin 4x4 speedcube && Aperture Science High Energy Pellet Launcher && Fluoroantimonic Acid = Yuxin Acidlauncher (2/5?)
Shengshou 10x10 || (Essence of Ernő Rubik && Every Rubik's Cube type twisty puzzle ever produced or created && Essences of everyone who currently holds a WR for solving 2x2-7x7) = Rubik's Cube elemental alchemy? (1/11?)
Fluorite Octet || 1x1 Rubik's cube (plastic cube with Rubik's cube stickers on it) = Rubik's D6 (3/7?)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: Bush hid the facts (out of ideas)
I write a description of the stronghold, encode it as ASCII and interpret it as UTF-16. Naturally, it comes back as a jumbled array of Chinese characters that I try to read. Unfortunately, this is impossible as the CJK doesn't even make sense and ends up closer to the kind of thing you'd get on a tattoo which just maps Latin letters to Chinese characters.
So, I simply give the stronghold a tattoo on each of its walls with chlorine trifluoride of the Chinese characters that are the result of the previous transformation on a description of the room. However, chlorine trifluoride is not very good for walls and burns holes through the entire stronghold. Whoops!
My Action: I attempt to convert the Endervord to my side by using my endermage powers to control them. If that fails, I use Ender Explosives to blast apart the Endervord by teleporting from endervord to endervord in midair, blowing up each one.
SCP Foundation Action: SCP-682 is teleported on top of the croach using Ender Explosives. because it was at ground zero of an explosion on top of the Croach and is hostile to everything, the Vord immediately engage it, allowing SCP-682 to activate its "anti-swarm" adaptation.
First, I set up the TNT cannon aimed at the stronghold, and set it to auto-fire! While I'm waiting for it to do it's job, I scoop up some of the Croach with the Potential bucket to see what comes out. Then, after the cannon has done its job, I alchemite Redstonebow && TNT Cannon = ??? (1/?)
Hm. I wonder what Binary's incredibly obscure hint means.
I guess there's no point in wondering right now. It's probably something that's not Split. That would be lame and a cop-out. Anyways, I take out the Captchalterationhammer and practice my golf swing on the Vord, slowly honing my skills, as well as recording a bunch of pictures of Vord. I eventually build up to the ULTIMATE GOLF SWING and score a hole-in one into the sun with 20 Keepers. At once. I then repeat this roughly 4 times.
I then glance over at my past self fighting Piono. In a particularly lazy attempt to fulfill causality, I toss the Negater at Piono, then eject my highly deadly captchalogue deck at him, containing every item I've ever alchemized, and even some that I didn't.
Fluorite Octet && Glitchiness = ///// // / [email protected] (Level 8: 9/9)
Turnspec Ringwear && Red Miles Picture = Ring of Orbs Seerfold (Level 10: 8/11)
Joker Ammo && Fluorite Octet 4/9 (Shuffled Octet)
80 Keepers killed!
///// // / [email protected]: A seT 0f 8// # D:s trh>t ////a//// / /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Split redux? He's still around, we saw that when Flare got the Black Matter Gun.
/null
Anywho.
I continue abusing time travel to, hopefully, whack a couple of those rods out of the hands of the timeclones and/or break them. Or just stab the timeclones. Of Piono.
While I'm at it I bip open the five eggs.
I then go to a point in time after Piono and materialize the same object I have been trying to create for the past couple of turns (namely, something not within Piono's current elemental control list.) I return, and note that all my future clones have it as well.
We all attack Piono with it.
> Alchemies
Fluorite Octet || 1x1 Rubik's cube (plastic block with Rubik's cube stickers on it) = Rubik's D6 (1/2? 7?)
V-Cube 8 && (Curta Calculator && KNT-308 Sniper Rifle) = CTA-8 (9/9)
Yuxin 4x4 speedcube && Aperture Science High Energy Pellet Launcher && Fluoroantimonic Acid = Yuxin Acidlauncher (1/5?)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 2
> Action
I construct a breeder with Life's Wands. It causes considerable damage to the stronghold by dropping LWSS guns that fire LWSSes. I then erase the breeder and recreate it inside a Queenvord, causing its internal organs to react. The Queenvord basically dissolves from the inside out and gliders and spaceships fly everywhere, killing a few more Vord Keepers.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
6/10x2, 5/10 TBA'd Magic
Battlefield:Red uses the Redstick on the Vord
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC the Vord
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x40, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x13, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x27, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $31
Weather Machine AND Observation Satellite AND Stat-O-Vision Machine OR Tablet Computer 2/7
Red Barrels OR Blue Paint AND Broken Time Machine 2/7
Gender Blaster AND Airstrike Beacon 2/5
+2 to Wilson
-Piono Fight-
Apologies generic, I did not have sufficient information on his abilities to know he could do that.
Allow me to re-compensate you.
FseftrAI floats above generic and takes out a potion of critmist, a potion of vis, and a potion of nectar,
Calculating trajectories... Modifying for Godcraft physics and known abilities of enemies... No optimal solution, considering alternative methods... Optimal alternative method found.
He flash steps next to generic, quickly forces all three potions down his throat, before returning to the skies.
As distasteful as it is for me, occasionally the optimal solution is the most simple one,
18 Warriors killed!
4,000 damage to the Croach!
Generic's attacks this turn will crit, his magical aura is strengthened, and he gains +3 HP!
I choke momentarily, having not expected that to happen, then notice that I've somehow attained the ability to use magic on my own, without using a wand's internal power. However, it's actually just that I definitively know of magic's existence as a power people have now. If that makes any sense. Basically, I just thought that magic worked in a functionally similar way to bullets. In character, not OOC. Anyways... I stare at Piono. I then contemplate how his particular timeline works, then traverse a timeline branching off of his death in the MBoA, seeing what happens if he stays dead. After this likely incredibly pointless journey, I snap back to this reality, then take out a simply ridiculous amount of octets, forged over a long journey. I then forge another: the Blue Generic Octet. After enduring the laughter or lack thereof, I spawn in 20 timeclones, each wielding a version of a kid's or troll's weapon that's been alchemized with the Alterationer. Another 23 timeclones appear, each holding an octet that I've made. We then rush at Piono, preparing to deal some major damage. Just before each of us is hit, we teleport to the Stronghold, attacking it with our weapons.
Hmmmmm. Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear 1/?? For the actual seering upgrade. If I even can.
Turnspec Ringwear && Red Miles Picture = Ring of Orbs Seerfold (Level 10: 9/11)
Joker Ammo && Fluorite Octet 5/9 (Shuffled Octet)
It seems that the only noticeable difference is that Piono is absent from the Battlefield.
Godcraft: "MAINTAIN DISTANCE FROM THE VORD! AVOID ENGAGING THE TAKEN PYROMANIACS, REGARDLESS IF YOU WANT TO FIND A USE FOR YOUR WEDDING RINGS OR NOT!"
"GOOD JOB ACTUALLY COMMANDING YOUR TROOPS! ONLY NOW, THOUGH, DO YOU THINK OF TELLING THEM TO DO THAT?"
"They weren't getting targeted! I didn't expect that to happen!"
"WELL, GO OUT THERE AND END THEIR SUFFERING."
"I know what I need to do. However, I'll need to leave a single one alive."
"WHAT, IN EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE IMAGINABLE SCENARIO IN EXISTENCE, THE HELL, DO YOU NEED A VORD-INFECTED SOLDIER FOR?"
"DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS!"
Current forces:
Engietech Soldiers: 500/500 (X700)
Engietech Technicians: 100/100 (X1250)
Engietech Pyromaniacs: 750/750 (X150)
Engietech Dragonfly Drones: 2000/2000 (ERROR - GM DONE GOOFED LAST ROUND) (CORRECTING FORCES IN ORDER TO PREVENT PARADOX...) (X115) (Dammit twin...)
Engietech Minions: 500/500 (X200)
Audie, Engietech Elite: 50000/50000
Charging into the swarm of Vord, I equip the original Pomson 9000, both wings fanning out slightly into large blades. Slamming the hammer end into a Vord Behemoth, who splits vertically in two from the impact, I start flash-stepping through the horde, jet engines spewing flame onto the Vord behind me while the drone's wings slice open fleshier Vord. Disturbingly, I begin laughing, the beginning of a song starting to creep up to cover the Far Lands.
UGH... AT LEAST IT ISN'T A RICKROLL. NOW THEN, THE MINECRAFTIAN, PIONO, I BELIEVE HIS NAME WAS. BLOCKING A SINGLE SHOT IS EASY, BUT ONLY IF IT'S A DUMB SHOT. THAT WAS THE DUMB SHOT. NOW, FOR THE SMART SHOT. I ZOOM IN AGAIN, NOTICING THAT TIME HAS SOMEHOW SLOWED DOWN. HMM. ENGIE'S BEEN INSTALLING THINGS ON MY RIFLE AGAIN, IT SEEMS. FROM MY PERSPECTIVE, I GIVE MYSELF A LEISURELY FIVE SECONDS TO LINE UP A SHOT AIMED AT PIONO'S HEAD, THEN WATCH THE BULLET SLOWLY FLY THROUGH THE AIR, MICROJETS CURVING THE FLIGHT PATH TO A RIDICULOUS ANGLE SIDEWAYS, THEN LOOP AROUND AND FLY INTO PIONO AFTER IT SEEMS LIKE IT MISSED. FROM EVERYONE ELSE'S PERSPECTIVE, THE SHOT TOOK LESS THAN A MILLISECOND, WITH ONLY A TRACER TRAIL TO INDICATE WHERE THE BULLET WENT.. ENGIE, WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU INSTALLED ON MY RIFLE?
Actually, it was your software. And I installed a Perspective-Based Reverse Half-Stasis Device, wired to activate when you focus on something.
Another of my drones teleports behind Blue, presence announced by the sound of both wings rattling slightly. This drone seems like it was only recently created, standing at a mere 6 ft 6 inches tall (when I said mere, I meant in the scale of my drones), and decidedly more human-shaped. If it weren't for the wings, 4 feet long each, it could almost pass as a huge person in a suit of armor. Oh, and most noticeably, it doesn't appear to pretty much be a weapon of mass destruction.
"This time of the year again, it seems. When love is in the air. It did happen to coincide once with the execution of a gang, but that's not really what it's about, is it?"
I have apparently survived my suicide attack unharmed. If this was a legitimate mistake, I take the time to respawn. If It was not for some reason...I pull out the Golden Globe and summon several spies, who Spycrap. Naturally the rare and endangered Spycrabs are to be put above all harm. Even the Vord don't consider it for a second and ignore them even before they do their cloak. They use this to sneak behind Piono and all of his Timeclones and pull off a simultanious backstab combo with Australium Frying Pans! The logic of using an Australium Frying Pan to backstab is so horrendous that physics itself curls into a ball, splits into enough pieces to match the Spycrabs in numbers (and thus the number of Pionos), shoves itself down all of their throats simultaniously, and explode powerfully enough to destroy the Spycrabs, kill (at least) one of every Vord Type and Taken that can be hit, damage the Stronghold slightly, wound the Croach slightly, and hopefully obfuscate the battlefield in Australium Particles to, very briefly, make attacks against Piono more likely to work. Just in case, I use the inherent windy powers of Typheus'es might to prevent Piono from taking the easy way out and blowing them away by blowing them back.
"If it is remotely vulnerable to physical destructive force, I can kill it. If its soul is vulnerable to Hel, I can kill it. If it is not a stronger psyker than I am, I can kill it. If use of Monochromic Distortion will make it vulnerable, I can hit it. Which of these will end you, Piono?" {I recognize and use deliberately the arrogance displayed here.}
While talking I cease my assault with the eldritch alchemies and raise my more physical tools of destruction, the guns Ultimatum and Dynamic Deathbringer, opening up in a hail of temporally-predictive computer targeted destruction, the Helbringers still ready for the one solid hit it would take to end him.
The instability from my use of monochromium doubles me, creating a duplicate mirroring my actions into the center of Stronghold and Croach, though with Black and Cancer rather than the guns, as in his world he apparently used the guns last turn instead, forming the point of diversion.
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
The Anachron, right now:
"So, if the consensus is that we should make some default Vetasians, I can put these three back to work rendering and variating the genome and start putting 'tubes to work, but beyond that I have to say that some use of genetic alteration is at least worth considering, most normal species are filled with minor flaws that can be rectified with only a few hours work, even if we ignore the issue of reproduction, which I honestly would recommend, given the average stupidity of my race, making the option of mating with us open is likely not a good idea."
Earth, right now:
The Unremarkable Man occupies himself during the remainder of the flight by crafting an additional layer of body armor using pieces of bedrock cut out of the walls and some high-tensile webbing from his kit.
> Alchemies
Fluorite Octet || 1x1 Rubik's cube (plastic cube with Rubik's cube stickers on it) = Rubik's D6 (2/I WILL DO A RELAY ONCE I FINISH WITH ALL THESE CUBES)
I duplicate a Potion of Panacea II
Yuxin 4x4 speedcube && Aperture Science High Energy Pellet Launcher && Fluoroantimonic Acid = Yuxin Acidlauncher (2/5?)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 2
> Action: Maximum Growth Rate
I take a Potion of Panacea II and drink it.
I then take Life's Wands and immediately create a max inside an unoccupied room of the stronghold. The max's expanding edges push against the confines of the room. The pressure on the wall increases to a point where the floor and ceiling are unable to hold it back. The stronghold explodes in the vertical direction, causing a geyser of Life cells and stone brick to fly everywhere. Finally, I telefrag Piono's insides with an indestructible max that follows him wherever he goes. It is unremovable and indestructible except by me clearing them up with Life's Wands. It grows so rapidly that Piono explodes along with the max's growth. Once Piono either survives somehow or takes as much damage as possible, I clean up all the Life cells.
Ender Pearl are the souls of Endermen? Simply fascinating. It means that teleportation is technically based around the soul, in the case of Endermen. It also means I could kill every single one in this universe with manipulation of said souls. Useful.
I alchemize Awkward Potion OOO Mind Honey 1/???.
I think I may have to strategize once more. And, as past me appears to be... preoccupied, I think I shall, as I am in the offensive limelight, compared to him. I suppose I deserve that. Rodney bombards the Stronghold. I heal Rodney with the Golden Sunsticks, if he requires healing.
Kalare:
I stumble to the ground, out of cover, glancing over to Eric.
Thanks.
I grab the Hazel Wand once more. It can definitely withstand the energy I put into it in the first place, and far more. I don't wish to sound like an egotistical megalomaniac, but it could withstand enough magical energy to annihilate all arcane power in the universe, likewise. Void Novas are especially dangerous. Hah. I proceed to take the normal course of action. I begin flashstepping, timestepping, and teleporting around like an absolute madman. The only thing denoting my presence is the occasional blast of green light at Piono, seconds after I disappear from the source of said emanations. I have moved exponentially in that time, obviously. I fully expect these to fail miserably. My teleportations are frequent enough as to be unable to ascertain whether or not I have actually teleported, or even moved at all. In more mundane circumstances, with less infallible opposition, I could silently kill off the time-clones, and then go for Piono. Alas, he is nigh-immortal at this point. Regardless, the green energy stops erupting from apparent nothingness. It appears as if I have ceased attacking. Quite odd. Hah. To the mundane eye, that is. To the attuned, it is quite evident I am building up energy for an attack. Large amounts of energy appear to be gathering from the fringes of infinity. The stuff does not seem to obey reality itself. Likely because of dark energy, a concept nobody really understands. Humans don't, elves didn't, and I don't think trolls did either. Anyhow, the energy is powered through dark energy. And around five hundred CV per second. Quite an admirable thing, I would say, to have that sort of Centi-Vis charge anywhere, whether in Charged Nodes, or Vis Relays. I wave the Hazel Wand, stopping briefly (and generating an arcane shield, which should stop any stray Piono-s from attacking me, or merely stall them for long enough to do something). Nothing occurs. Then, the noise of some eldritch tongue clicking against the top of one of many mouths emanates from everywhere. To quote a text of the learned, "Nrub'yiglith, shamebeast king of grotesquery, writhe-lord of the moist beyondhood. Hearing his melodious chirps and tongue-clicks causes one's bones to explode." I protect myself with my servitude to the Outer Gods (and in particular to the omnipotent and omniscient Noble Circle, particularly the Timeless One, if you know who that is). Piono, however, has no such distinction, nor do I think this incarnation of him ever will. His bones promptly erupt out of his body, reduced to splinters and shards, with such a velocity as to tear through any armor he has. If this will not work, I merely transform the eldritch power of the tongue-clicks into an explosion.
The Anachron:
The ability to reproduce with humans is needless in this situation. If all goes well, there will be no need for elves to reproduce with humans, or even be in their proximity, nor ours.
Awkward Potion OOO Mind Honey = Potion of Psiionics (1/2)
The Conclave: I know what his next trial is.
I watched everyone struggle through it.
I, however, will not be on the battlefield for it.
In fact, I have a rendevous with myself in not too long.
I will see you at some future point in time Binary.
I await the call.
Piono leaves, time resumes.
And no one other than Binary, piono, and those they wish to tell will ever know.
Battlefield:
Hank, Sanford and Deimos set up a large firing squad with the clone troopers, organizing the shots fired by them, causing the clone's attack to minicrit this round. Aimed at the keepers.
The repbuplic battleships will change their target to the keepers as well.
Preston Cole will aim everything at the croach. ((Once again, question. Could the Preston Cole have the 'spawns 4 pelicans a round' re-added to its retinue?))
Piono battle update MIGHT come later today. I've been having project problems.
HMM. 1 WAS M0RE TALK1NG T0 THEM THAN H1M, BUT THAT D0ES N0T MATTER. 0UR C0NVERSAT10N 1S 0VER, HAV1NG LASTED F0R LESS THAN A SEC0ND AND YET F0R DAYS. 1 SH0ULD ATTEND T0 THE PLAYERS WE HAVE 1N CAPT1V1TY N0W...
Thankfully, I came equipped with my Special Forces gear. In addition to body armor that self-repairs, I have an M16A3 Assault Rifle, a Glock 18 Pistol, a Katana, a Dragunov SVD Sniper Rifle, and a Milkor MGL Grenade Launcher.
If you want to have a sword duel, pionoplayer, I'm perfectly capable of putting down my guns.
P.S. The damage I do with the Katana doesn't contribute to my Sword Damage.
Bender gathers sacred items and shoots Bender's Gun at some Keepers, then speaks to Lothyra.
So, now that the Physics Cannon is done, what are you going to build now?
I'm not done with the Physics Cannon. I've been studying the history of this war, and it seems that they key to long-lasting summons is to constantly upgrade them.
Lothyra then begins a charge that will upgrade the Physics Cannon to tier 2: the Science Cannon. This upgrade will increase its attack power, health, and allow any scientific inaccuracies to be exploited by players, not just in physics.
Science Cannon (upgrade to Physics Cannon): 1/20
Also, there are now too many targets for just us to attack. OPTIMUS!
She then uses UU Ultimatum and orders UU Prime to attack the Stronghold. He deploys his barrage cannon and does exactly that. Lothyra also checks the GameFAQs Guide's changelog to see if anybody made any changes since the last time it was updated.
+2 of all Sacred Items!
50 Keepers killed!
> gutza1: COMBAT OPERANDI => UU ULTIMATUM
You expend 3 Pie Filling and 7 Elf Tears.
You create UU Prime! He deals 10,000 damage to the Stronghold!
DTG: A Compendium By TwinGamer V 4.2 Made 12/7/12
[0] Contents
[X] Introduction [Y] The Trifecta [Y.A] Universe A [Y.B] Universe B [Y.C] Universe C [Z] Other Universes
[1] A Terrible Fate [2] Godmodding [2.1] The Finer Arts of Godmodding [3] The Godmodder [4] Godmodder's Allies [4.1] The Terrors [4.2] The Mechs [4.3] The Wayback Machine [4.4] The Turrets [5] Godmodder's Enemies [5.1] Summoning Entities [5.2] The Void [6] Counter-Godmodding [7] Temporal Shenanigans [7.1] The Fourth Wall [7.2] The First Block [7.3] The Narrative [7.4] Operators [7.5] Paradox Space [8] Void Artifacts [8.1] The Black Monolith [8.2] The Hexahedron [8.3] The Fez [8.4] The Disc [9] Schizophrenia [9.1] The Arrival [9.2] The Build [9.3] The Shatter [9.4] The Split [10] Anomalies [10.1] Operating [10.2] The Glitch [10.3] First Guardians [10.4] The Employer [10.5] The Red Dragon [11] History [11.1] Pre-War [11.2] The Psi War [11.3] The First War [11.4] The Second War [11.5] The Break [12] In Conclusion [13] FAQ
You go to the Version History.
V 4.2 - Updated Other Universes and History. Added a minor edit to Void Artifacts. Renamed The Game Behind The Game to Anomalies and heavily updated it. Hey there, gutza. You having fun attempting to read this?
Act as souls? Headcanon: There are multiple "Tiers" of enderpearls. "Normal" enderpearls act as a sort of phlebotinum for enderdrim society, and are used in machines and weapons. They can be massproduced. The enderpearls that I have used in my Alchemies are "normal" enderpearls.
"Personal" enderpearls are more complex, take very long to produce, and have to be custom-created for an individual. They allow teleportation, transdimensional teleportation, and strenghten psiionics. If someone or something (Read: the Godmodder) steals, destroys, or eats your "personal" enderpearl outside of the End, you are stranded there, unable to teleport, and slowly start to gain more human physiology. Also, the two "kinds" of enderpearls are hard to differentiate without being able to sense psiionic energy. NinjaV has lost his "personal" enderpearl, and primarily uses the Staff of Teleportals, Shadow Dissonance, Manipuleightir, Enderdragon's Scythe, or Shadow Turretcomputer to teleport around the Battlefield. Enderpearls however do not act as souls for endermen.
You stare down the stronghold and your whole body becomes enveloped in the amethyst hue of the Enderdragon's eyes! The ground trembles and a holographic image of the Enderdragon bursts from the earth, flying towards the Stronghold! Desecrating sacred ground, the dragon breathes columns of fire and wrecks the landscape, dealing 20,000 damage!
A small grey sixlegged droid with bright purple eyes suddenly teleports onto the UOSS and starts repairing it. 0n its side, the text Endertech Space Station Repair Droid UNSC Editionâ„¢ can be seen. Modes:
Repair Mode:
In this mode it will simply repair the UNSC part with the lowest health.
Self-Repair Mode:
If the UNSC is fully healed, but the Repair Droid has taken damage, the droid will repair itself. In this mode, attacks have a 50% chance to miss.
Shield Mode:
If both the UNSC and the Repair Droid are at full health, it will either enter Shield Mode or Charge Mode. In Shield Mode it will meatshield the part that would have taken most of the damage that turn. It will also meatshield attacks that would destroy the part completely. It can only shield one part of the UNSC at a time. The Repair Droid takes only 50% damage in this mode.
Charge Mode:
In this mode it will attach to a part of the UNSC and gives it an extra charge that turn. It can only give 1 charge per turn, and only help 1 part per turn.
Attack Mode:
If the UNSC dies, the Repair Droid will attack other entities as an AG entity. It will only enter this mode at full health. If the Repair Droid takes damage in this mode, it will enter Self-Repair Mode.
Medicannon 1/10
I do not think that it's a good idea to vote for the Trolls yet. I suggest waiting for their last respawns.
Yes. The last component of the spaceship for Bender's friends is complete. Once the missile bay has been installed I will just have to paint it. Finally, after all this time...
Lothyra alchemizes Nanolight Cargolander -c Missile Bay and (iAntimak Carbine -O Shrink) & Name Tag = iAntimak Autopistol. She then states that the Vord's hive mind is not scientifically accurate because it seems like the members of said hive mind relay information through what is basically magic, then loads that into the Physics Cannon. She then heals said Physics Cannon with Universal Power. Bender tests SciAntimak by firing it at some Keepers. UU Prime keeps firing his barrage cannon at the Stronghold.
I think he'll just keep firing the barrage cannon until it disappears. Why won't he use his other weapons?
Bender, if you have a gun that can fire 6 miniature tactical nukes per second with a range of 60 miles,
Oh.
SCIANTIMAK: A modified version of iAntimak that contains a second tokamak, a scimak, that runs on pure scientific energy. This energy can be fired in the form of blasts of science whose uses are varied and many. Like stem cells, these blasts have the power of every field of science at once and can key into the specific powers of a scientific field by directly modifying them. Each one serves some use in combat.
MISSILE BAY: A fortified room that contains several Antimatter Missile Stations all connected to a central computer. It is generally found in the interior of spaceships, hooked up to the control room.
NANOLIGHT CARGOLANDER: A modified version of the Nanolight Megalander with a built in Cargo Bay.
I summon several hundred copies of all the godmodder's mechs! However, due to the curse of repetitiveness, they all collapse into dust! I keep summoning, until, eventually, I have enough dust to make the ULTIMATE DUST BALL, which I launch out of the ULTIMATE DUST CANNON at the Croach!
At this point, I would assume that the alchemy I have brewed is likely a Potion of Psiionics, and that it is done now. Therefore, I alchemize Splash Potion of Abyss O0O Potion of Psiionics 1/???. In all actuality, if the alchemy at the top of my post is not as expected, but is finished, I alchemize Splash Potion of Abyss O0O (Awkward Potion OOO Mind Honey) 1/??? instead.
I utilize my earlier readings of the magical energy within the Stronghold to attempt to blow it to pieces, leaving the portal unharmed. Then, I abruptly draw the Baroqueback Bowtier, and fire spells randomly into the Vord, slaying as many as I can, as gruesome as possible. We all know it will not be satisfying if you do not at least blow their heads off.
Kalare:
I flick the Hazel Wand, charging it with the life energy of the plants around me. As such, every block of grass within fifteen feet withers and dies, fueling this arcane attack. I continue downwards with my charging. As the Far Lands are built in layers atop each other, there is probably another plain below us, and above us, for that matter. I drain the life force of every single plant within a chunk, both up and down, to fuel my desires. Not literally. I take the massive incredible amounts of Herba and Victus essentia, and degrade them down to primals with my mind. This leaves Terra and Aqua essentia in copious amounts. How fortuitous. I use this essentia to fuel several random pulsations in the Hazel Wand, deliberately generating Flux Goo. I promptly fire this blob of Flux Goo at Piono, to attempt to, at the very least, give him Taint poisoning. Quite reliable, that sort of thing. I do hope you realize I am being sarcastic. I promptly flash-step away several feet, and wait.
POTION OF PSIIONICS: A potion that alternates between red and blue colors, heavily increasing the drinker's psiionic power on use at the cost of terrible mental pain.
Splash Potion of Abyss O0O Potion of Psiionics = Splash Potion of Trauma (1/3)
4,000 damage to the Stronghold! 3 Mantises killed!
You can only use one Special Attack per post! So you use...
> omglolsguy: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => HAMMER TIME
You whip out the Nailbiter and give the Stronghold a Disconcerting Ogle. You then proceed to brutally assault it with the gigantic size of your... hammer... Oh god that sounds dirty as hell. Regardless, you smash it with the weapon. The Stronghold shakes severely, and when you finish the combo, the very ground crumbles. The Stronghold falls into a jagged ravine. 8,000 damage!
Let's try something utterly insane and possibly suicidal. I alchemize the following horrible abomination: Railgun && AlterationaterV2 && Fluorite Minidicegun. I then retrieve the resultant RAILTERATION MINIDICEGUN and load all 23 of my incredibly deudly octets into it, then open fire at Piono, destroying the idea that they could miss or be dodged, then watch and see if Piono's alchemies resist the alteration aura exuding from the fired dice, or turn zillified, generic, and .jpeged.
I then wave a hand in the future, and the cast of Xenoblade appears to attack the Vord.
Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear 2/??
Turnspec Ringwear && Red Miles Picture = Ring of Orbs Seerfold (Level 10: 9/11)
Joker Ammo && Fluorite Octet 5/9 (Shuffled Octet)
My Action: I realize I have not tried one of my battle techniques, so I attempt battle technique: Schlocked.
SCP Foundation Action: D-class are armed with explosives and parachutes and thrown out the back of the UNSC Preston Cole. When vord get close enough to them to attempt to attack them, the D-class are remotely detonated by higher-ranking personnel, killing whatever tries to attack them. If they survive, they land on the Croach and are remotely detonated there.
Executor Action: Executor realizes that it is unable to do anything to effect the far lands, and begins overcharging its attack as well as overcharging the guardian orbs.
You gain a copy of the Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries and flip to the first maxim: Pillage, then burn. You decide to take this to heart and pillage the Croach, stealing and promptly destroying large sections of it! You then set the whole thing on fire, adding to the already-present inferno raging on it! 8,000 damage!
6,000 damage to the Croach!
You can't overcharge a charge! If you want to charge it for more time, just raise the amount of time you want to charge it for!
Awkward Potion OOO Mind Honey 3/???
Splash Potion of Abyss O0O (Awkward Potion OOO Mind Honey) 2/???
+1 to Amp x2.
I telekinetically force the Stronghold to the bedrock layer of the Far Lands, regardless of how far downwards that is, and then direct upwards, to its original, if far less prestigious, position. Then, I realize that this assault on the Vord shall get me nowhere in the affairs of reality. I disappear in a flash of violet light.
I reappear some distance from Piono. Perhaps you can fight me, but I can certainly say that two of me will be slightly more difficult to subdue.
Kalare:
I notice a flash of amethyst light around ten meters or so away from my present location. I need not look over. It is, quite evidently, me. Unless it is one of Piono's time-clones, but I doubt it. I glance over to confirm my suspicions. As such, he flashsteps over to me. He whips out his rather unstable version of the Hazel Wand, and I slightly raise the Hazel Wand itself. Suddenly, Piono finds that two versions of me are aggressing him. I wave the Hazel Wand, and aubergine liquid begins leaking from certain areas on the ground. The corrosive Flux Goo tears through the dirt and grass. Liquid essentia remains, as usual. This shall be quite an endeavor, if I am to merely utilize the aspects of earth and water for the entirety of this combat. Hah. I grab something out of my Sylladex, and teleport it directly into the nearest pool of Flux Gas. Instantaneously, an explosion erupts throughout the area of battle. Large amounts of Flux Gas waft into the atmosphere from the precise point I teleported the item to. A Primordial Pearl, for those who are interested. The explosion left behind large amounts of primal essentia, due to my mental manipulations of the thing's direct aspectual value. Normally, it would contain very little primal essentia, but I have infused it, luckily. Speaking of that fusion, I telekinetically force every drop of essentia I have created in this endeavor, as well as the various types of Flux waste, into a compact sphere. This causes the thing to vacillate between different types of magical energy, before settling on Vis. With a flick of the Hazel Wand, the energy is consumed. Pure auric Vis flashes around the Hazel Wand as a sort of aura. The other me, however, has decided to do something completely different. He nonchalantly points the Hazel Wand at the ground a fair distance away, and it erupts in a titanic explosion of pure eldritch energy. Tentacular shadows arise from the Void. Quite clearly, he blew a hole in the bedrock layer. The tenebrous light (assuming it can be called light in itself) of the Void begins to dim as the gibbous tentacles rise from the depths of the abyss. This appears to be an entity many times larger than GodCraft. Due my knowledge of the transmundane, I can dictate that this is some servant of Nrub'yiglith, a creature who serves the smallest of the Smaller Gods itself, and is many times bigger than this entity that present me has dictated prudent to ask aid of. I cannot defeat the highest of the Middling Gods, so I shall say that this entity is moderately powerful in comparison. A rather furtive and hideous tendril somewhat resembling a tentacle slithers over to present me, and encompasses his form with an abnormal black light, before departing, an occurrence coinciding with the closing of the bedrock and the disappearance of the creature. Present me fuses all of the eldritch energy into the Hazel Wand. I flash-step about, preparing to get an adequate position. I stop abruptly after around ten seconds, to find that I am standing directly before Piono. I flick my wand, and a wave of force flows towards Piono, aiming to annihilate him, the aura seemingly disappearing. He inevitably blocks it. I proceed to fire a far more powerful blast, apparently resonating with Vis. This was to be expected. Then, a blast of primal Vis erupts from the Hazel Wand, striking Piono almost instantly, the shockwaves resonate with the essence of arcane power, annihilating anything in its path with pure magic. Suddenly, an eldritch blast of unstable energy from another Hazel Wand pierces Piono as well. Hah.
SPLASH POTION OF TRAUMA: A Splash Potion that combines the effects of the Inky Abyss and Psiionics, strengthening the user's connection with inky magic and of psiionic powers with no adverse effects.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
7/10x2, 6/10 TBA'd Magic
Battlefield:Red usesBT:Amazing Adventures
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x40, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x13, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x27, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $32
Weather Machine AND Observation Satellite AND Stat-O-Vision Machine OR Tablet Computer 3/7
Red Barrels OR Blue Paint AND Broken Time Machine 3/7
Gender Blaster AND Airstrike Beacon 3/5
I take out the Solflower, and snipe a bunch of Keepers from a distance! How does hard light work anyway? Oh well. Then I reload, and snipe some more! ...and... some more... and some more...
And since only have one alchemy right now (and that's being completed this post), I punch in some more alchemy codes!
REDSTONEBOW: A mechanical crossbow infused with redstone circuitry and pistons. Despite having no active redstone source, the contraption's redstone is given life thanks to infused magic. The redstone clock constantly pushes the built-in piston, allowing arrows to be fired with blinding speed.
> Alchemies
Yuxin 4x4 speedcube && Aperture Science High Energy Pellet Launcher && Fluoroantimonic Acid = Yuxin Acidlauncher (2/5?)
Shengshou 10x10 || (Essence of Ernő Rubik && Every Rubik's Cube type twisty puzzle ever produced or created && Essences of everyone who currently holds a WR for solving 2x2-7x7) = Rubik's Cube elemental alchemy? (1/11?)
Fluorite Octet || 1x1 Rubik's cube (plastic cube with Rubik's cube stickers on it) = Rubik's D6 (3/7?)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: Bush hid the facts (out of ideas)
I write a description of the stronghold, encode it as ASCII and interpret it as UTF-16. Naturally, it comes back as a jumbled array of Chinese characters that I try to read. Unfortunately, this is impossible as the CJK doesn't even make sense and ends up closer to the kind of thing you'd get on a tattoo which just maps Latin letters to Chinese characters.
So, I simply give the stronghold a tattoo on each of its walls with chlorine trifluoride of the Chinese characters that are the result of the previous transformation on a description of the room. However, chlorine trifluoride is not very good for walls and burns holes through the entire stronghold. Whoops!
My Action: I attempt to convert the Endervord to my side by using my endermage powers to control them. If that fails, I use Ender Explosives to blast apart the Endervord by teleporting from endervord to endervord in midair, blowing up each one.
SCP Foundation Action: SCP-682 is teleported on top of the croach using Ender Explosives. because it was at ground zero of an explosion on top of the Croach and is hostile to everything, the Vord immediately engage it, allowing SCP-682 to activate its "anti-swarm" adaptation.
Despite having a connection with Endermen, you fail to have a conection with Vord! You kill an Endervord!
First, I set up the TNT cannon aimed at the stronghold, and set it to auto-fire! While I'm waiting for it to do it's job, I scoop up some of the Croach with the Potential bucket to see what comes out. Then, after the cannon has done its job, I alchemite Redstonebow && TNT Cannon = ??? (1/?)
The Croach summons 200 of every Vord type except the Keepers, Behemoths, Bulks, Queenvord and Hive-Queens! It summons 1,000 Keepers, 50 Behemoths and Bulks, 5 Queenvord, and 1 Hive-Queen! The Queenvord summon 100 Warriors, 500 Keepers, and 100 Knights! The Keepers heal the Croach for +250,000 HP! The Vord kills and takes the Basilisk Lusii, all Engietech Technicians, and Stunfisk! The Knights deal 80,000 damage to the Liquid Armor! The Vord then deals 15 damage to Maniac, fseftr, TT, NinjaV, stronghammer, and Crusher (killing him!)!
The Preston Cole, firing all of its weaponry, deals a whopping 94,500 damage to the Croach! It then spawns more Pelicans! The Preston Cole's ships kill 9 Endervord! Engietech kills 130 Keepers! The Republic Battleships and their Clonetroopers kill a minicritted 100 Keepers!
All Players kill 48 Endervord! All AGs deal 26,000 damage to the Stronghold! The Repair Droid heals the Preston Cole's Liquid Armor by +5,000 HP!
Robobunny uses Killer Instinct, using its powerful instincts to weave straight through the Vord army and sneak attack the Stronghold! Its robotic head turns itself into a gigantic railgun and fires volleys of energy bolts at crucial points in the Stronghold's structure, dealing 20,000 damage!
Flying Calamari uses Natural Habitat, spitting a torrent of water from its mouth! The entire area is soon flooded, and the Flying Calamari, contrary to its actual name, plops into the water and swims around! It seems to be building up strength for a large drill attack... Suddenly, a group of smaller squids all appear around the Calamari and place themselves around it, giving it additional firepower! All the squids deal an additional 20,000 damage!
The Godmodder finishes his charge and uses Alpha's power with his to execute...
> Godmodder477: COMBAT OPERANDI => MORNING GLORY
The Godmodder uses up all Sacred Items to execute the command!
The Godmodder's robotic arm transforms itself into a giant spike! Raising him arm into the air, the Godmodder electrifies it and creates a massive storm of lightning from his general direction! Light fills the entire Battlefield, putting on quite a show! While the lightning rages, the Godmodder then turns his arm into a cannon and fires a stream of fireworks into the sky, their explosions filling the sky with color! He then sets off a swarm of command blocks that continually create lighting blocks such as glowstone and jack 'o lanterns, creating even more light! Then, he sets off TNT in the air, create fireballs that provide even MORE light! After this whole light show runs its course, the Far Lands are a white void comprised entirely of light!
The Godmodder takes all of the light, condenses it into a tight sphere of extremely pure hard-light energy, and lobs it at the Stronghold. The massive explosion and electricity released from the impact blow back everyone in a nearby radius and deal 200,000 damage to the Stronghold!
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the new Vord types!
> All: Destroy the Croach!
> All: Kill Piono!
> All: Destroy the Stronghold!
> All: Defend the Preston Cole!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
II. DEMONHEAD .II
==> III. INFESTATION .III <==
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
The Far Lands:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ================================================== 3,433,750/5,000,000
Current Impetus Comb: 5
Stronghold: [H] HP: 421,500/750,000. When destroyed, Queenvord and Hive-Queens can be targeted.
Piono: [H] HP: 12/20.
Queenvord: [H] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x25.) Some are summoned each turn. Spawns Warriors, Keepers, and Knights.
Hive-Queens: [H] HP: 75,000/75,000. (x2.) Few are summoned each turn.
Vord Warriors: [H] HP: 500/500. (x1,851.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Keepers: [H] HP: 100/100. (x4,488.) Many are summoned each turn.
Vord Knights: [H] HP: 750/750. (x2,246.) More are summoned each turn. Stunned.
Vord Mantises: [H] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x1,709.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Behemoths: [H] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x890.) Some are summoned each turn.
Vord Bulks: [H] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x736.) Some are summoned each turn.
Creepervords: [H] HP: 500/500. (x1,896.) More are summoned each turn.
Endervords: [H] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x1,782.) More are summoned each turn. Constricted: III
Croach: [H] HP: 490,100/1,000,000. Constantly being regenerated by Keepers. Inferno: II Poison: I
Taken Doom Drones: [H] HP: 500/500. (x186.)
Taken Engietech Pyromaniacs: [H] HP: 750/750. (x440.) Burn targets.
Taken Engietech Soldiers: [H] HP: 500/500. (x400.)
Taken Engietech Technicians: [H] HP: 100/100. (x1,000.)
Taken Basilisk Lusii: [H] HP: 8,000/8,000. (x8.)
Taken Stunfisk: [H] HP: 20,000/20,000.
UNSC Preston Cole: [N] HP: 100,000/100,000. Liquid Armor: 13,375/100,000 HP. Regens 50% + 1,000 of its HP every turn. Main Guns: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x2.) Charge Level: IIIII Siege Gun: 75,000/75,000 HP. Gun Batteries: 25,000/25,000 HP. (x4.) MMM: 50,000/50,000 HP. Macross Missile Massacre: III Launch Bay: 50,000/50,000 HP. Spawns a UNSC Destroyer every 4 turns, and a UNSC Frigate every 3 turns. | Entities that attack it can be counter-attacked for 25% of their normal power. Takes 20% less damage from most attacks.
I take out Lil' Cal, and he curses the Stronghold. I am slightly creeped out by his ability to curse inanimate buildings. I then hand the Giga Drill to Tazz with a weird look on my face.
I contemplate how Piono managed to keep the future on track, then try to get a vision of the future. I then see Piono being defeated by Daybreak, and his pin being stuck into the Voodoo Doll for good measure. Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear 3/11 (Trifected Ringwear)
Turnspec Ringwear && Red Miles Picture = Ring of Orbs Seerfold (Level 10: 11/11)
Joker Ammo && Fluorite Octet 7/9 (Shuffled Octet)
> Alchemies
Yuxin 4x4 speedcube && Aperture Science High Energy Pellet Launcher && Fluoroantimonic Acid = Yuxin Acidspitter (3/5)
Shengshou 10x10 || (Essence of Ernő Rubik && Every Rubik's Cube type twisty puzzle ever produced or created && Essences of everyone who currently holds a WR for solving 2x2-7x7) = Sacra Geometria (2/11) YES
Fluorite Octet || 1x1 Rubik's cube (plastic cube with Rubik's cube stickers on it) = Fluorite Sextet (4/7)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: These are the Faces of Evil
I embark on a quest to destroy the stronghold. I begin by saying, "Gee, it sure is boring around here." Suddenly, King Harkinian appears and says, "Mah boi, this Dinner Blaster is what all true warriors strive foar!" He hands me my Dinner Blaster. "I just wonder what the Vord are up to!" Suddenly, Gwonam AKA Squadalah Man arrives on a flying carpet and says to the king, "Your majesty, the Vord have seized the stronghold of Koridai." The King says, "How can we help?" He then points to cuneiform written on parchment (which is an interesting thought in itself) and says, "It is written, Cobalt will blow up the stronghold." I say, "Great! I'll grab my stuff!" "There is no time, your Dinner Blaster is enough." Skipping over a scene, I appear on a flying carpet as Gwonam says, "SQUADALA! We're off!" I ready my Dinner Blaster and, deviating significantly from the opening of Link: The Faces of Evil, hop off and land in front of the stronghold.
> 05 Action: Lotsa Spaghetti
A time-clone of myself and I embark on a quest to destroy the stronghold. We enter the vicinity of the Far Lands, saying "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh?" "I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!" "Look!" A piece of paper is on the ground. "Dear pesky players. The Vord and I have taken over the Far Lands! The stronghold is now a permanent Vord Hotel! I dare you to fight us if you can." "We gotta save the Far Lands!" "If you need instructions on how to get through the Trial, check out the enclosed instruction book." I pull out the Enclosed Instruction Book and go to the part where it says, "How to Kill Vord". I figure out that we need to destroy the stronghold from reading the book and ready the Spadinner Blaster. I meet Cobalt near the stronghold.
> Cobalt + 05 Action: Spadinner Finale
Finally, when we are assembled, we fire our YTP weapons and they combine into a blast of YTP shaped like a spadinner burger. It flies toward the stronghold at high speeds. The stronghold immediately explodes from the craziness of the Spadinner!
> Action: Oh, and one more thing
I inspect the CTA-8, since there was no description given.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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+1 to Amp x2.
I order Rodney to attack the Stronghold.
@NinjaV: Quite an interesting view on the subject. I am certainly no expert. Perhaps this book was inaccurate. However, this also means I could instantly disable the teleportation abilities of every Enderman upon this server, instead of merely slaying them. Fascinating, but I'd rather not do that. Thanks for sharing your information on the matter.
I seriously doubt that a Splash Potion of Trauma would go without repercussion. To prove my point, I clone one, and throw it at a Creeper. If its head does not explode (or any other means of immediate death), I annihilate it with void energy, noting the results. Regardless, there is one more effect I need to give this thing. A boost in thaumic power (likely in the form of a Vis discount). As such, I alchemize Awkward Potion OOO Concentrated Vis 1/???. Concentrated Vis is an item from TC2. Essentially, it is the direct result of infusing a glass bottle with a shard of unadulterated Vis, transforming the stuff into a liquid (contained within the bottle) which evaporates upon exposure to the air, increasing the level of positive aura. Theoretically speaking, if I turned this into a potion, it would probably increase the levels of positive Vis inside of me, permitting for a Vis discount. Does that make sense, or am I just rambling?
Kalare:
I flashstep at random intervals and distances across the area of the Far Lands designated for the grave duel against Piono. Momentarily, I slash my hand through the air, deciding not to mutter an incantation. A series of pure blue lightning strikes annihilates the roof of the Stronghold, tearing holes the size of small houses into the roof upon each strike (unarmed magic is great). I relent, taking out the Thorns of Oglogoth as an afterthought. I do this by taking my laptop out of my Sylladex, and teleporting the things into my hands. Abiit is useless when eldritch things are not actually related to the Void whatsoever. Eldritch things usually inhabit the Void, but are not distinctly related to it, I would say. Regardless, I twitch the things in an odd fashion. Grimdark energy races down them, exuding vaporous Nightmare Fuel from the tips. Nitrous stains become rather evident on the ground as the occult power crushes the fabric of reality. A foul grey color seeps into the land surrounding me, merely discarding the life energy into the Dull Infused Stone within the Far Lands, energizing it with both Terra and Aqua, the former being more prominent. I could have used that power, but life energy has no immediate use, in my case. Slowly, all light within five hundred meters is extinguished, annihilated, or obscured, plunging the area into near-total darkness. Especially with the obfuscation of the celestial bodies. I promptly fire a ricocheting amalgamation curse at Piono, energizing it with the considerable power of the Furthest Ring. In the darkness, I merely fuse Piono with the himself, causing him to loose usage of his legs and possibly his arms. Essentially, the limbs are relatively useless for three more seconds, which is all I need. Relentless barrages of spells destabilize the state of nigh-insoluble eternal shadow, causing it to relent, revealing the world once more. I teleport away, putting the Thorns away as swiftly as I may. I proceed to cast a spell undetectably. A pair of hands composed of some odd thing that comes from the bounds of infinity leaps from the ground, and attempts to grab Piono's legs, hopefully searing him with the heat equivalent of something at absolute zero. Hah. That is low enough to liquify oxygen- which it does, causing large amounts of liquid oxygen to splash down upon Piono, cold enough to instantly kill a mundane person. As a matter of fact, it is also four times hotter than the core of your human sun. Some sort of combination of the two eluding the categories of both frost/ice/water and heat/fire through amalgamation.
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My Action: I summon some enderman to teleport inside the stronghold to smuggle Eye of Ender Explosives into each of the slots on the stronghold's ender portal (it has to have an ender portal, the ender portal is indestructible). A massive explosion occurs that blows out a wall of the stronghold.
SCP Foundation Action: The SCP Foundation finally activates Godzilla Threshold protocols to deal with the Vord. several tactical nukes are launched into the heart of the swarm.
SCP-682 Action: SCP-682 shrugs off the first wave of Vord counterattacks and rapidly adapts a new weapon to assualt the Vord. It releases a massive storm of high-speed needles from its back, shredding several dozen Vord Warriors.
Hmm. The old man probably won't be able to wield a gun like that normally. Let me find a better way. Wait, the gun is metallic, right? And the Magstone Wires can manipulate metallic objects? I think I found both a method of wielding weapons as well as handling antimatter... but it'll need a very strong battery for the application I have in mind.
Lothyra alchemizes Pair of Gloves & Carbon Nanogel & Magstone Wires and Battery > Fine. She then reads the Other Universes section of the GameFAQ's Guide (because it was updated), overheals the Physics Cannon with Universal Power (it is a heavily upgraded medigun, after all), and fires iAntimak Carbine at the Croach. Bender uses Supercell on some Keepers. UU Prime uses ion cannon on Stronghold.
SciAntimak: 11/11 Complete!
Missile Bay: 11/11 Complete!
Nanolight Cargo Lander: 4/4 Complete!
Science Cannon (upgrade to Physics Cannon): 2/20
==Actions==
Yes. The last component of the spaceship for Bender's friends is complete. Once the missile bay has been installed I will just have to paint it. Finally, after all this time...
Lothyra alchemizes Nanolight Cargolander -c Missile Bay and (iAntimak Carbine -O Shrink) & Name Tag = iAntimak Autopistol. She then states that the Vord's hive mind is not scientifically accurate because it seems like the members of said hive mind relay information through what is basically magic, then loads that into the Physics Cannon. She then heals said Physics Cannon with Universal Power. Bender tests SciAntimak by firing it at some Keepers. UU Prime keeps firing his barrage cannon at the Stronghold.
I think he'll just keep firing the barrage cannon until it disappears. Why won't he use his other weapons?
Bender, if you have a gun that can fire 6 miniature tactical nukes per second with a range of 60 miles,
Oh.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
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Awkward Potion OOO Mind Honey 2/???
+1 to Amp x2.
At this point, I would assume that the alchemy I have brewed is likely a Potion of Psiionics, and that it is done now. Therefore, I alchemize Splash Potion of Abyss O0O Potion of Psiionics 1/???. In all actuality, if the alchemy at the top of my post is not as expected, but is finished, I alchemize Splash Potion of Abyss O0O (Awkward Potion OOO Mind Honey) 1/??? instead.
I utilize my earlier readings of the magical energy within the Stronghold to attempt to blow it to pieces, leaving the portal unharmed. Then, I abruptly draw the Baroqueback Bowtier, and fire spells randomly into the Vord, slaying as many as I can, as gruesome as possible. We all know it will not be satisfying if you do not at least blow their heads off.
Kalare:
I flick the Hazel Wand, charging it with the life energy of the plants around me. As such, every block of grass within fifteen feet withers and dies, fueling this arcane attack. I continue downwards with my charging. As the Far Lands are built in layers atop each other, there is probably another plain below us, and above us, for that matter. I drain the life force of every single plant within a chunk, both up and down, to fuel my desires. Not literally. I take the massive incredible amounts of Herba and Victus essentia, and degrade them down to primals with my mind. This leaves Terra and Aqua essentia in copious amounts. How fortuitous. I use this essentia to fuel several random pulsations in the Hazel Wand, deliberately generating Flux Goo. I promptly fire this blob of Flux Goo at Piono, to attempt to, at the very least, give him Taint poisoning. Quite reliable, that sort of thing. I do hope you realize I am being sarcastic. I promptly flash-step away several feet, and wait.
I use HAMMER TIME on the stronghold!
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
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You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
I then wave a hand in the future, and the cast of Xenoblade appears to attack the Vord.
Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear 2/??
Turnspec Ringwear && Red Miles Picture = Ring of Orbs Seerfold (Level 10: 9/11)
Joker Ammo && Fluorite Octet 5/9 (Shuffled Octet)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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46/45 Executor
25/50 Weath Ray
Preview Teraporter+Ender Explosives
My Action: I realize I have not tried one of my battle techniques, so I attempt battle technique: Schlocked.
SCP Foundation Action: D-class are armed with explosives and parachutes and thrown out the back of the UNSC Preston Cole. When vord get close enough to them to attempt to attack them, the D-class are remotely detonated by higher-ranking personnel, killing whatever tries to attack them. If they survive, they land on the Croach and are remotely detonated there.
Executor Action: Executor realizes that it is unable to do anything to effect the far lands, and begins overcharging its attack as well as overcharging the guardian orbs.
Awkward Potion OOO Mind Honey 3/???
Splash Potion of Abyss O0O (Awkward Potion OOO Mind Honey) 2/???
+1 to Amp x2.
I telekinetically force the Stronghold to the bedrock layer of the Far Lands, regardless of how far downwards that is, and then direct upwards, to its original, if far less prestigious, position. Then, I realize that this assault on the Vord shall get me nowhere in the affairs of reality. I disappear in a flash of violet light.
I reappear some distance from Piono. Perhaps you can fight me, but I can certainly say that two of me will be slightly more difficult to subdue.
Kalare:
I notice a flash of amethyst light around ten meters or so away from my present location. I need not look over. It is, quite evidently, me. Unless it is one of Piono's time-clones, but I doubt it. I glance over to confirm my suspicions. As such, he flashsteps over to me. He whips out his rather unstable version of the Hazel Wand, and I slightly raise the Hazel Wand itself. Suddenly, Piono finds that two versions of me are aggressing him. I wave the Hazel Wand, and aubergine liquid begins leaking from certain areas on the ground. The corrosive Flux Goo tears through the dirt and grass. Liquid essentia remains, as usual. This shall be quite an endeavor, if I am to merely utilize the aspects of earth and water for the entirety of this combat. Hah. I grab something out of my Sylladex, and teleport it directly into the nearest pool of Flux Gas. Instantaneously, an explosion erupts throughout the area of battle. Large amounts of Flux Gas waft into the atmosphere from the precise point I teleported the item to. A Primordial Pearl, for those who are interested. The explosion left behind large amounts of primal essentia, due to my mental manipulations of the thing's direct aspectual value. Normally, it would contain very little primal essentia, but I have infused it, luckily. Speaking of that fusion, I telekinetically force every drop of essentia I have created in this endeavor, as well as the various types of Flux waste, into a compact sphere. This causes the thing to vacillate between different types of magical energy, before settling on Vis. With a flick of the Hazel Wand, the energy is consumed. Pure auric Vis flashes around the Hazel Wand as a sort of aura. The other me, however, has decided to do something completely different. He nonchalantly points the Hazel Wand at the ground a fair distance away, and it erupts in a titanic explosion of pure eldritch energy. Tentacular shadows arise from the Void. Quite clearly, he blew a hole in the bedrock layer. The tenebrous light (assuming it can be called light in itself) of the Void begins to dim as the gibbous tentacles rise from the depths of the abyss. This appears to be an entity many times larger than GodCraft. Due my knowledge of the transmundane, I can dictate that this is some servant of Nrub'yiglith, a creature who serves the smallest of the Smaller Gods itself, and is many times bigger than this entity that present me has dictated prudent to ask aid of. I cannot defeat the highest of the Middling Gods, so I shall say that this entity is moderately powerful in comparison. A rather furtive and hideous tendril somewhat resembling a tentacle slithers over to present me, and encompasses his form with an abnormal black light, before departing, an occurrence coinciding with the closing of the bedrock and the disappearance of the creature. Present me fuses all of the eldritch energy into the Hazel Wand. I flash-step about, preparing to get an adequate position. I stop abruptly after around ten seconds, to find that I am standing directly before Piono. I flick my wand, and a wave of force flows towards Piono, aiming to annihilate him, the aura seemingly disappearing. He inevitably blocks it. I proceed to fire a far more powerful blast, apparently resonating with Vis. This was to be expected. Then, a blast of primal Vis erupts from the Hazel Wand, striking Piono almost instantly, the shockwaves resonate with the essence of arcane power, annihilating anything in its path with pure magic. Suddenly, an eldritch blast of unstable energy from another Hazel Wand pierces Piono as well. Hah.
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
7/10x2, 6/10 TBA'd Magic
Battlefield:Red usesBT:Amazing Adventures
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x40, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x13, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x27, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $32
Weather Machine AND Observation Satellite AND Stat-O-Vision Machine OR Tablet Computer 3/7
Red Barrels OR Blue Paint AND Broken Time Machine 3/7
Gender Blaster AND Airstrike Beacon 3/5
+2 to Wilson
-Farlands-
Uh... yes it is?
Valentine's Day is the celebration of the Valentine's Day Massacre.
It led to the rise of one Al Capone, and two years later, he led his gang on an uprising against the local Mage's Association.
This kicked off the Final Technology-Magic War, which led to basically everything else that has happened to humanity since then.
...No, I'm not seriously. I admit to not knowing much about ancient history.
But yes, I've had more than a few experiences with Valentine's Day.
Admittedly, not all were good, but if I let bad experiences ruin special days for me, I wouldn't be celebrating any.
Ah, I better stop before I go on a tangent. I assume you're here for a reason?
I take out the Solflower, and snipe a bunch of Keepers from a distance! How does hard light work anyway? Oh well. Then I reload, and snipe some more! ...and... some more... and some more...
And since only have one alchemy right now (and that's being completed this post), I punch in some more alchemy codes!
"TRIFORCE" = ??? (1/?)
"GODMODER" = ??? (1/?)
Probably not gonna turn out right, but meh.
Alchemies:
Crossbow && Redstone Clock && Piston && Concentrated Bottled Magic = Redstonebow (Level 2: 3/3)
Charges:
None
Inventory:
Here
Yuxin 4x4 speedcube && Aperture Science High Energy Pellet Launcher && Fluoroantimonic Acid = Yuxin Acidlauncher (2/5?)
Shengshou 10x10 || (Essence of Ernő Rubik && Every Rubik's Cube type twisty puzzle ever produced or created && Essences of everyone who currently holds a WR for solving 2x2-7x7) = Rubik's Cube elemental alchemy? (1/11?)
Fluorite Octet || 1x1 Rubik's cube (plastic cube with Rubik's cube stickers on it) = Rubik's D6 (3/7?)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: Bush hid the facts (out of ideas)
I write a description of the stronghold, encode it as ASCII and interpret it as UTF-16. Naturally, it comes back as a jumbled array of Chinese characters that I try to read. Unfortunately, this is impossible as the CJK doesn't even make sense and ends up closer to the kind of thing you'd get on a tattoo which just maps Latin letters to Chinese characters.
So, I simply give the stronghold a tattoo on each of its walls with chlorine trifluoride of the Chinese characters that are the result of the previous transformation on a description of the room. However, chlorine trifluoride is not very good for walls and burns holes through the entire stronghold. Whoops!
47/45 Executor
26/50 Weath Ray
My Action: I attempt to convert the Endervord to my side by using my endermage powers to control them. If that fails, I use Ender Explosives to blast apart the Endervord by teleporting from endervord to endervord in midair, blowing up each one.
SCP Foundation Action: SCP-682 is teleported on top of the croach using Ender Explosives. because it was at ground zero of an explosion on top of the Croach and is hostile to everything, the Vord immediately engage it, allowing SCP-682 to activate its "anti-swarm" adaptation.
First, I set up the TNT cannon aimed at the stronghold, and set it to auto-fire! While I'm waiting for it to do it's job, I scoop up some of the Croach with the Potential bucket to see what comes out. Then, after the cannon has done its job, I alchemite Redstonebow && TNT Cannon = ??? (1/?)
Alchemies:
Redstonebow && TNT Cannon = ??? (1/?)
"TRIFORCE" = ??? (1/?)
"GODMODER" = ??? (1/?)
Charges:
None
Inventory:
Here
80 Keepers killed!
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Egg destroyed! It spawns a Mosling!
Fluorite Octet || 1x1 Rubik's Cube = Fluorite Sextet (Level 6: 1/7)
Yuxin 4x4 Speedcube && High-Energy Pellet Launcher && Fluoroantimonic Acid = Yuxin Acidspitter (Level 4: 1/5)
8,000 damage to the Stronghold! You cannot target the Queenvord yet!
Stunfisk added!
3,000 damage to the Stronghold!
2,000 damage to the Croach!
18 Warriors killed!
4,000 damage to the Croach!
Generic's attacks this turn will crit, his magical aura is strengthened, and he gains +3 HP!
It seems that the only noticeable difference is that Piono is absent from the Battlefield.
Critted 16,000 damage to the Stronghold!
Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear = Trifected Ringwear (Level 10: 1/11)
26 Warriors killed!
It was. You respawn.
7,500 damage to the Stronghold and Croach!
+5 HP!
9,000 damage to the Stronghold!
Awkward Potion OOO Mind Honey = Potion of Psiionics (1/2)
+7,000 HP to Rodney, fully healing him!
HMM. 1 WAS M0RE TALK1NG T0 THEM THAN H1M, BUT THAT D0ES N0T MATTER. 0UR C0NVERSAT10N 1S 0VER, HAV1NG LASTED F0R LESS THAN A SEC0ND AND YET F0R DAYS. 1 SH0ULD ATTEND T0 THE PLAYERS WE HAVE 1N CAPT1V1TY N0W...
The Clonetroopers will minicrit this turn!
Okay.
+2 of all Sacred Items!
50 Keepers killed!
> gutza1: COMBAT OPERANDI => UU ULTIMATUM
You expend 3 Pie Filling and 7 Elf Tears.
You create UU Prime! He deals 10,000 damage to the Stronghold!
DTG: A Compendium
By TwinGamer
V 4.2
Made 12/7/12
[0] Contents
[X] Introduction
[Y] The Trifecta
[Y.A] Universe A
[Y.B] Universe B
[Y.C] Universe C
[Z] Other Universes
[1] A Terrible Fate
[2] Godmodding
[2.1] The Finer Arts of Godmodding
[3] The Godmodder
[4] Godmodder's Allies
[4.1] The Terrors
[4.2] The Mechs
[4.3] The Wayback Machine
[4.4] The Turrets
[5] Godmodder's Enemies
[5.1] Summoning Entities
[5.2] The Void
[6] Counter-Godmodding
[7] Temporal Shenanigans
[7.1] The Fourth Wall
[7.2] The First Block
[7.3] The Narrative
[7.4] Operators
[7.5] Paradox Space
[8] Void Artifacts
[8.1] The Black Monolith
[8.2] The Hexahedron
[8.3] The Fez
[8.4] The Disc
[9] Schizophrenia
[9.1] The Arrival
[9.2] The Build
[9.3] The Shatter
[9.4] The Split
[10] Anomalies
[10.1] Operating
[10.2] The Glitch
[10.3] First Guardians
[10.4] The Employer
[10.5] The Red Dragon
[11] History
[11.1] Pre-War
[11.2] The Psi War
[11.3] The First War
[11.4] The Second War
[11.5] The Break
[12] In Conclusion
[13] FAQ
You go to the Version History.
V 4.2 - Updated Other Universes and History. Added a minor edit to Void Artifacts. Renamed The Game Behind The Game to Anomalies and heavily updated it. Hey there, gutza. You having fun attempting to read this?
...
> NinjaV2403: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ENDER'S CALL - DRAGONBORN
You stare down the stronghold and your whole body becomes enveloped in the amethyst hue of the Enderdragon's eyes! The ground trembles and a holographic image of the Enderdragon bursts from the earth, flying towards the Stronghold! Desecrating sacred ground, the dragon breathes columns of fire and wrecks the landscape, dealing 20,000 damage!
+4,000 HP to the Moose!
Ψ-Mech -c Thuleprism Spikes = Ψ-Mech Mk. II (1/4)
Enderdragon's Scythe && Sapphire && Cobalt Ingot && Liquid Void = Precious Voidscythe (Level 6: 1/7)
> TT2000: COMBAT OPERANDI => MILES SAGITTAS
You expend 6 Hog Slop and an Elf Tear!
30,000 damage to the Croach!
The G-Mech died a long time ago!
4,000 damage to the Stronghold!
4,000 damage to the Croach!
+1 Vote!
UNSC Repair Droid added!
7,000 damage to the Croach! The Croach becomes Poisoned!
6,000 damage to the Stronghold!
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
10 Taken Engietech Pyromaniacs killed!
+6 Hog Slop and Pie Filling!
Somewhere else. He has his own matters to attend to.
12 Warriors killed!
SCIANTIMAK: A modified version of iAntimak that contains a second tokamak, a scimak, that runs on pure scientific energy. This energy can be fired in the form of blasts of science whose uses are varied and many. Like stem cells, these blasts have the power of every field of science at once and can key into the specific powers of a scientific field by directly modifying them. Each one serves some use in combat.
MISSILE BAY: A fortified room that contains several Antimatter Missile Stations all connected to a central computer. It is generally found in the interior of spaceships, hooked up to the control room.
NANOLIGHT CARGOLANDER: A modified version of the Nanolight Megalander with a built in Cargo Bay.
120 Keepers killed!
8,000 damage to the Stronghold!
7,000 damage to the Croach!
POTION OF PSIIONICS: A potion that alternates between red and blue colors, heavily increasing the drinker's psiionic power on use at the cost of terrible mental pain.
Splash Potion of Abyss O0O Potion of Psiionics = Splash Potion of Trauma (1/3)
4,000 damage to the Stronghold! 3 Mantises killed!
You can only use one Special Attack per post! So you use...
> omglolsguy: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => HAMMER TIME
You whip out the Nailbiter and give the Stronghold a Disconcerting Ogle. You then proceed to brutally assault it with the gigantic size of your... hammer... Oh god that sounds dirty as hell. Regardless, you smash it with the weapon. The Stronghold shakes severely, and when you finish the combo, the very ground crumbles. The Stronghold falls into a jagged ravine. 8,000 damage!
Railgun && Alterationer V2 && Fluorite Minidicegun = Railteration Minidicegun
RAILTERATION MINIDICEGUN: A light blue, superpowered, alchemy-stopping, expensive abomination.
Critted 32 Warriors killed!
Teraporter && Ender Explosives = Enderporter (Level 8)
> Crusher48: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => SHLOCKED
You gain a copy of the Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries and flip to the first maxim: Pillage, then burn. You decide to take this to heart and pillage the Croach, stealing and promptly destroying large sections of it! You then set the whole thing on fire, adding to the already-present inferno raging on it! 8,000 damage!
6,000 damage to the Croach!
You can't overcharge a charge! If you want to charge it for more time, just raise the amount of time you want to charge it for!
SPLASH POTION OF TRAUMA: A Splash Potion that combines the effects of the Inky Abyss and Psiionics, strengthening the user's connection with inky magic and of psiionic powers with no adverse effects.
7,000 damage to the Stronghold!
On what?
60 Keepers killed!
TRIFORCE = Razoryo (Level 5: 1/6)
GODMODER = Ragnarok (Level 10: 1/11)
REDSTONEBOW: A mechanical crossbow infused with redstone circuitry and pistons. Despite having no active redstone source, the contraption's redstone is given life thanks to infused magic. The redstone clock constantly pushes the built-in piston, allowing arrows to be fired with blinding speed.
Erno Rubik Essence && Speedcube Essence && Rubik World Record Essence = Rubiking Essence
Shengshou 10x10 || Rubiking Essence = Sacra Geometria (Level 10: 1/11)
8,000 damage to the Stronghold!
Despite having a connection with Endermen, you fail to have a conection with Vord! You kill an Endervord!
3,000 damage to the Croach! 6 Warriors killed!
5,000 damage to the Croach!
You create a Potion of Takeover! Just so you know, if you say "I inspect item", I'll give it an alchemy-esque description even if it isn't an alchemy.
Redstonebow && TNT Cannon = Battlebow (Level 5: 1/6)
The Croach summons 200 of every Vord type except the Keepers, Behemoths, Bulks, Queenvord and Hive-Queens! It summons 1,000 Keepers, 50 Behemoths and Bulks, 5 Queenvord, and 1 Hive-Queen! The Queenvord summon 100 Warriors, 500 Keepers, and 100 Knights! The Keepers heal the Croach for +250,000 HP! The Vord kills and takes the Basilisk Lusii, all Engietech Technicians, and Stunfisk! The Knights deal 80,000 damage to the Liquid Armor! The Vord then deals 15 damage to Maniac, fseftr, TT, NinjaV, stronghammer, and Crusher (killing him!)!
The Preston Cole, firing all of its weaponry, deals a whopping 94,500 damage to the Croach! It then spawns more Pelicans! The Preston Cole's ships kill 9 Endervord! Engietech kills 130 Keepers! The Republic Battleships and their Clonetroopers kill a minicritted 100 Keepers!
All Players kill 48 Endervord! All AGs deal 26,000 damage to the Stronghold! The Repair Droid heals the Preston Cole's Liquid Armor by +5,000 HP!
Robobunny uses Killer Instinct, using its powerful instincts to weave straight through the Vord army and sneak attack the Stronghold! Its robotic head turns itself into a gigantic railgun and fires volleys of energy bolts at crucial points in the Stronghold's structure, dealing 20,000 damage!
Flying Calamari uses Natural Habitat, spitting a torrent of water from its mouth! The entire area is soon flooded, and the Flying Calamari, contrary to its actual name, plops into the water and swims around! It seems to be building up strength for a large drill attack... Suddenly, a group of smaller squids all appear around the Calamari and place themselves around it, giving it additional firepower! All the squids deal an additional 20,000 damage!
The Godmodder finishes his charge and uses Alpha's power with his to execute...
> Godmodder477: COMBAT OPERANDI => MORNING GLORY
The Godmodder uses up all Sacred Items to execute the command!
The Godmodder's robotic arm transforms itself into a giant spike! Raising him arm into the air, the Godmodder electrifies it and creates a massive storm of lightning from his general direction! Light fills the entire Battlefield, putting on quite a show! While the lightning rages, the Godmodder then turns his arm into a cannon and fires a stream of fireworks into the sky, their explosions filling the sky with color! He then sets off a swarm of command blocks that continually create lighting blocks such as glowstone and jack 'o lanterns, creating even more light! Then, he sets off TNT in the air, create fireballs that provide even MORE light! After this whole light show runs its course, the Far Lands are a white void comprised entirely of light!
The Godmodder takes all of the light, condenses it into a tight sphere of extremely pure hard-light energy, and lobs it at the Stronghold. The massive explosion and electricity released from the impact blow back everyone in a nearby radius and deal 200,000 damage to the Stronghold!
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the new Vord types!
> All: Destroy the Croach!
> All: Kill Piono!
> All: Destroy the Stronghold!
> All: Defend the Preston Cole!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIThe Far Lands:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ================================================== 3,433,750/5,000,000
Current Impetus Comb: 5
ROUND 2: THE FAR LANDS
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Armor.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 4/25.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 7/25. Has Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 10/25.
Talist: [AG] HP: 3/25.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 10/25.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 14/25.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 0/25.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 25/25.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 15/25.
r_stronghammer: [AG] HP: 10/25.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 14/25.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20.
fseftr: [N] HP: 5/20.
pionoplayer: [N] HP: 20/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 5/20.
XDGrangerDX: [N] HP: 17/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 5/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 12/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 14/20.
Stronghold: [H] HP: 421,500/750,000. When destroyed, Queenvord and Hive-Queens can be targeted.
Piono: [H] HP: 12/20.
Queenvord: [H] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x25.) Some are summoned each turn. Spawns Warriors, Keepers, and Knights.
Hive-Queens: [H] HP: 75,000/75,000. (x2.) Few are summoned each turn.
Vord Warriors: [H] HP: 500/500. (x1,851.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Keepers: [H] HP: 100/100. (x4,488.) Many are summoned each turn.
Vord Knights: [H] HP: 750/750. (x2,246.) More are summoned each turn. Stunned.
Vord Mantises: [H] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x1,709.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Behemoths: [H] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x890.) Some are summoned each turn.
Vord Bulks: [H] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x736.) Some are summoned each turn.
Creepervords: [H] HP: 500/500. (x1,896.) More are summoned each turn.
Endervords: [H] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x1,782.) More are summoned each turn. Constricted: III
Croach: [H] HP: 490,100/1,000,000. Constantly being regenerated by Keepers. Inferno: II Poison: I
Taken Doom Drones: [H] HP: 500/500. (x186.)
Taken Engietech Pyromaniacs: [H] HP: 750/750. (x440.) Burn targets.
Taken Engietech Soldiers: [H] HP: 500/500. (x400.)
Taken Engietech Technicians: [H] HP: 100/100. (x1,000.)
Taken Basilisk Lusii: [H] HP: 8,000/8,000. (x8.)
Taken Stunfisk: [H] HP: 20,000/20,000.
UNSC Preston Cole: [N] HP: 100,000/100,000. Liquid Armor: 13,375/100,000 HP. Regens 50% + 1,000 of its HP every turn. Main Guns: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x2.) Charge Level: IIIII Siege Gun: 75,000/75,000 HP. Gun Batteries: 25,000/25,000 HP. (x4.) MMM: 50,000/50,000 HP. Macross Missile Massacre: III Launch Bay: 50,000/50,000 HP. Spawns a UNSC Destroyer every 4 turns, and a UNSC Frigate every 3 turns. | Entities that attack it can be counter-attacked for 25% of their normal power. Takes 20% less damage from most attacks.
UNSC Frigate: [N] HP: 60,000/60,000. UNSC Pelicans: 5,000/5,000. (x7.)
UNSC Destroyer: [N] HP: 75,000/100,000. Shields: 50,000/50,000 HP. MAC Blast: III
Engietech Soldiers: [N] HP: 500/500. (x700.) More are summoned each turn.
Engietech Pyromaniacs: [N] HP: 750/750. (x150.) Burn targets.
Engietech Minions: [N] HP: 500/500. (x200.) Infect targets.
Engietech Elite, Audie: [N] HP: 50,000/50,000.
Engietech Dragonfly Drones: [N] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x115.)
Republic Battleships: [N] HP: 35,000/35,000. (x5.) Clonetroopers: 500/500 HP. (x1,050.)
GreatGeneral731: [PL] HP: 20,000/20,000. Respawns: IIIII Tempered Rage: IIII
apocalypseArisen: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Arisen Anew: IIIIII
adiosToreador: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Mega Evolution: IIIIII
twinArmageddons: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Twins' Wrath: IIIIII
carcinoGeneticist: [PL] HP: 20,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Final Sermon: IIIIII
arsenicCatnip: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Tacklepounce: IIIIII
grimAuxiliatrix: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Bisection: IIIIII
gallowsCalibrator: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Tipping Scales: IIIIII
arachnidsGrip: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Ancestral Awakening: IIIIII
centaursTesticle: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Execution: IIIIII
caligulasAquarium: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Last Empire: IIIIII
cuttlefishCuller: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Vast Glub: IIIIII
Moose: [AG] HP: 59,000/80,000. Honk: IIII Eggs: 1/1. (x4.) Killing Eggs spawn Moslings. Mosling: 10,000/10,000. (x1.)
Rodney: [AG] HP: 150,000/150,000.
Physics Cannon: [AG] HP: 120,000/120,000. Uses physics inaccuracies pointed out by players to deal damage.
UNSC Repair Droid: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000.
Robobunny: [PG] HP: 100,000/150,000. Killer Instinct: III
Flying Calamari: [PG] HP: 50,000/100,000. Natural Habitat: III
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 6/125. Killstreak: 61.
The Battlefield:
Perfect Sphere: [AG] Energy: 5. Inner Barrier: 40,000/40,000/25,000 HP. Middle Barrier: 0/40,000/25,000 HP. Outer Barrier: 0/40,000/25,000 HP. Outer Shield: 0/50,000 HP. Modules: 2. Bridge: 11,000/50,000 HP. Housing no players. AF Hangar: 0/100,000 HP.Tanker A2: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Shields: 0/20,000. Regenerates +2,500 Shields a turn.Isaac: [AG] HP: 23/25. Deck of Cards: III Mega Bomb: IIIIIIIICogWynd: [AG] HP: 147,000/200,000. Winded: IIIIIIIIIIII 85%. In Overclocked mode.Vord-Eating Spider: [AG] HP: 28,000/50,000.Medic Bot: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Heals allies every turn.Jukebox: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000. Currently playing Land of Fans and Music - MeGaDanceVaNia.Chaos Shard: [PG] HP: ???/???.The Malice: [PG] HP: 90,000/120,000. Breach: IIIRedwalker: [PG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Launch: IIIThe Forge:
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III DISABLED (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III DISABLED (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III IN USE (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III DISABLED (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII CHARGING (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
0 Hog Slop
0 Elf Tears
0 Pie Filling
0 Weasel Snot
I contemplate how Piono managed to keep the future on track, then try to get a vision of the future. I then see Piono being defeated by Daybreak, and his pin being stuck into the Voodoo Doll for good measure.
Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear 3/11 (Trifected Ringwear)
Turnspec Ringwear && Red Miles Picture = Ring of Orbs Seerfold (Level 10: 11/11)
Joker Ammo && Fluorite Octet 7/9 (Shuffled Octet)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Yuxin 4x4 speedcube && Aperture Science High Energy Pellet Launcher && Fluoroantimonic Acid = Yuxin Acidspitter (3/5)
Shengshou 10x10 || (Essence of Ernő Rubik && Every Rubik's Cube type twisty puzzle ever produced or created && Essences of everyone who currently holds a WR for solving 2x2-7x7) = Sacra Geometria (2/11) YES
Fluorite Octet || 1x1 Rubik's cube (plastic cube with Rubik's cube stickers on it) = Fluorite Sextet (4/7)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: These are the Faces of Evil
I embark on a quest to destroy the stronghold. I begin by saying, "Gee, it sure is boring around here." Suddenly, King Harkinian appears and says, "Mah boi, this Dinner Blaster is what all true warriors strive foar!" He hands me my Dinner Blaster. "I just wonder what the Vord are up to!" Suddenly, Gwonam AKA Squadalah Man arrives on a flying carpet and says to the king, "Your majesty, the Vord have seized the stronghold
of Koridai." The King says, "How can we help?" He then points to cuneiform written on parchment (which is an interesting thought in itself) and says, "It is written, Cobalt will blow up the stronghold." I say, "Great! I'll grab my stuff!" "There is no time, your Dinner Blaster is enough." Skipping over a scene, I appear on a flying carpet as Gwonam says, "SQUADALA! We're off!" I ready my Dinner Blaster and, deviating significantly from the opening of Link: The Faces of Evil, hop off and land in front of the stronghold.> 05 Action: Lotsa Spaghetti
A time-clone of myself and I embark on a quest to destroy the stronghold. We enter the vicinity of the Far Lands, saying "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh?" "I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!" "Look!" A piece of paper is on the ground. "Dear pesky players. The Vord and I have taken over the Far Lands! The stronghold is now a permanent Vord Hotel! I dare you to fight us if you can." "We gotta save the Far Lands!" "If you need instructions on how to get through the Trial, check out the enclosed instruction book." I pull out the Enclosed Instruction Book and go to the part where it says, "How to Kill Vord". I figure out that we need to destroy the stronghold from reading the book and ready the Spadinner Blaster. I meet Cobalt near the stronghold.
> Cobalt + 05 Action: Spadinner Finale
Finally, when we are assembled, we fire our YTP weapons and they combine into a blast of YTP shaped like a spadinner burger. It flies toward the stronghold at high speeds. The stronghold immediately explodes from the craziness of the Spadinner!
> Action: Oh, and one more thing
I inspect the CTA-8, since there was no description given.
A man with a large smile comes and- whoa! I lost my train of thought. Wh- oh yeah! I don't remember what the man did, but it damaged the Croach!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
+1 to Amp x2.
I order Rodney to attack the Stronghold.
@NinjaV: Quite an interesting view on the subject. I am certainly no expert. Perhaps this book was inaccurate. However, this also means I could instantly disable the teleportation abilities of every Enderman upon this server, instead of merely slaying them. Fascinating, but I'd rather not do that. Thanks for sharing your information on the matter.
I seriously doubt that a Splash Potion of Trauma would go without repercussion. To prove my point, I clone one, and throw it at a Creeper. If its head does not explode (or any other means of immediate death), I annihilate it with void energy, noting the results. Regardless, there is one more effect I need to give this thing. A boost in thaumic power (likely in the form of a Vis discount). As such, I alchemize Awkward Potion OOO Concentrated Vis 1/???. Concentrated Vis is an item from TC2. Essentially, it is the direct result of infusing a glass bottle with a shard of unadulterated Vis, transforming the stuff into a liquid (contained within the bottle) which evaporates upon exposure to the air, increasing the level of positive aura. Theoretically speaking, if I turned this into a potion, it would probably increase the levels of positive Vis inside of me, permitting for a Vis discount. Does that make sense, or am I just rambling?
Kalare:
I flashstep at random intervals and distances across the area of the Far Lands designated for the grave duel against Piono. Momentarily, I slash my hand through the air, deciding not to mutter an incantation. A series of pure blue lightning strikes annihilates the roof of the Stronghold, tearing holes the size of small houses into the roof upon each strike (unarmed magic is great). I relent, taking out the Thorns of Oglogoth as an afterthought. I do this by taking my laptop out of my Sylladex, and teleporting the things into my hands. Abiit is useless when eldritch things are not actually related to the Void whatsoever. Eldritch things usually inhabit the Void, but are not distinctly related to it, I would say. Regardless, I twitch the things in an odd fashion. Grimdark energy races down them, exuding vaporous Nightmare Fuel from the tips. Nitrous stains become rather evident on the ground as the occult power crushes the fabric of reality. A foul grey color seeps into the land surrounding me, merely discarding the life energy into the Dull Infused Stone within the Far Lands, energizing it with both Terra and Aqua, the former being more prominent. I could have used that power, but life energy has no immediate use, in my case. Slowly, all light within five hundred meters is extinguished, annihilated, or obscured, plunging the area into near-total darkness. Especially with the obfuscation of the celestial bodies. I promptly fire a ricocheting amalgamation curse at Piono, energizing it with the considerable power of the Furthest Ring. In the darkness, I merely fuse Piono with the himself, causing him to loose usage of his legs and possibly his arms. Essentially, the limbs are relatively useless for three more seconds, which is all I need. Relentless barrages of spells destabilize the state of nigh-insoluble eternal shadow, causing it to relent, revealing the world once more. I teleport away, putting the Thorns away as swiftly as I may. I proceed to cast a spell undetectably. A pair of hands composed of some odd thing that comes from the bounds of infinity leaps from the ground, and attempts to grab Piono's legs, hopefully searing him with the heat equivalent of something at absolute zero. Hah. That is low enough to liquify oxygen- which it does, causing large amounts of liquid oxygen to splash down upon Piono, cold enough to instantly kill a mundane person. As a matter of fact, it is also four times hotter than the core of your human sun. Some sort of combination of the two eluding the categories of both frost/ice/water and heat/fire through amalgamation.
48/50 Executor
27/50 Weath Ray
1/9 Teraporter && Ender Explosives = Enderporter
My Action: I summon some enderman to teleport inside the stronghold to smuggle Eye of Ender Explosives into each of the slots on the stronghold's ender portal (it has to have an ender portal, the ender portal is indestructible). A massive explosion occurs that blows out a wall of the stronghold.
SCP Foundation Action: The SCP Foundation finally activates Godzilla Threshold protocols to deal with the Vord. several tactical nukes are launched into the heart of the swarm.
SCP-682 Action: SCP-682 shrugs off the first wave of Vord counterattacks and rapidly adapts a new weapon to assualt the Vord. It releases a massive storm of high-speed needles from its back, shredding several dozen Vord Warriors.
Kid Radd: 19/45 (I know how to count, trust me!)
Raddhand: 5/6
>B. Tech: SKY QUIVER
>AIM AT Stronghold
Science Cannon (upgrade to Physics Cannon): 3/20
iAntimak Autopistol: 2/2 Complete!
Nanolight Cargolander -c Missile Bay: 2/4
==Actions==
Hmm. The old man probably won't be able to wield a gun like that normally. Let me find a better way. Wait, the gun is metallic, right? And the Magstone Wires can manipulate metallic objects? I think I found both a method of wielding weapons as well as handling antimatter... but it'll need a very strong battery for the application I have in mind.
Lothyra alchemizes Pair of Gloves & Carbon Nanogel & Magstone Wires and Battery > Fine. She then reads the Other Universes section of the GameFAQ's Guide (because it was updated), overheals the Physics Cannon with Universal Power (it is a heavily upgraded medigun, after all), and fires iAntimak Carbine at the Croach. Bender uses Supercell on some Keepers. UU Prime uses ion cannon on Stronghold.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis