My Action: "It's a trap!" I yell to anyone trying to attack pionoplayer. "He is trying to goad us into pvp so that the godmodder takes us out with the banhammer! DO NOT ATTACK! I repeat, DO NOT ATTACK!". I then mow down some Keepers.
SCP Foundation Action: The SCP Foundation initiates Battle Technique: Containment Breach - Keter, aimed at the Croach.
I create a Bringer, and use it, along with the Origin Wands/Creation Pen, to create essentially voodoo representations of the soulbindings Piono has on his weapons. I then tie them up in a knot and cut through the middle, then tie the end from the weapons to myself, theoretically hijacking the soulbindings and granting them to myself and making a mess of Piono's soul as I just unravelled the remainder of the bonds. Or did some action that would result in an increase in their entropy.
I then de-exist some Vord. If I successfully captured the alchemies somehow, I review what I just got after fencing off the soulbindings with the equivalent of hard-light.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
> Alchemies
Life's Wands 5/7
CTA-8 6/9
Potion of Panacea II 2/2
Potion of Panacea I x3
Potion of Panacea II x1
> Action
I pull out all my YTP weapons (Billy Bazooka, Plumsgun, Billy Textscrambler, Dinner Blaster, Spadinner Blaster) and release a blast of concentrated YTP at the croach. It sounds a bit like "It's all right here at your JoJ HoH SiS lololololololol Call Hoh Sis right now for a Freerf! Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. My ship. My ship. Dinner. Lotsa spaghetti! Heeeeeeeeeelp!!! OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE. Enough rubies. MMMMMM. Calcium, lime and rust burgers. Dinner blaster 47,000,000! Plums, plums, a bag of plums! Keel over and die in the Fridge."
The Baconcase || Lesser Bacon Elemental && 1 million pieces of bacon && Essence of the Bacon King, ruler of all bacon = Esculentus (Level 10: 9/11)
The Mouseattractor || Lesser Cheese Elemental && Every type of cheese ever && Essence of the Cheese Queen, ruler of all cheese = Certamen Caseus (Level 10: 9/11)
Net, if your tactics work at all, I'll be amazed. I will genuinely be amazed. That's how reasonably confident I am that they're going to fail. If it works at all, even if you only get one before Piono wrecks you, it will be amazing. Regardless of that, I grab Deus Omnipotens with Scalpere Parum in a nigh-impossible grip only possible due to a Keyblade's Morph Weapon status, using Cathedria Potentia to clamp down on Chorus Bellum's handle, wear Miscetis (which are goggles, hopefully) and hover Tetrixcalibur, Aperiree Clausa and Ranchia behind me, sporting just a few of the elements Piono forgot. Using Deus Omnipotens, I immediately hack away at Piono from a distance that is rapidly closing, unleashing Megidoloans with every swing to make the standard Megidoloan look like a tiny firework (when it is consistently one of the most powerful attacks), aiming only at him The excess finds itself flying into 500 dimensional doors that have appeared due to Aperire Clausa, then flying out of 500 other dimensional doors, ultimately sending the excess at Piono, then closing all 1000 and turning them into one giant death door that fires a giant Piono-seeking Door-energy laser. IN my other hand, Cathedria Potentia makes it rain massive death chairs upon the battlefield, somehow homing in onto Piono's position, defying logic, while Chorus Bellum makes Pianos erupt from the ground and home in on him, also defying logic. Ranchia fires out massive Ranch Dressing blasts of doom from itself like a freaking artillery cannon firing nukes, and Scalpere Parum summons and is propmtly fed the world's largest nail collection, then fires a hideously powerful Severed Left Pinky beam straight into Piono, which splits into more beams that split into more beams and stream into mulitple directions, making dodging them really hard without being hit with something else. Lastly, as I finally close the distance, Tetrixcalibur, the Pen of Pulchritude, Ink and Sword element all at once, blitzes forwards ahead of me and creates a legitimate recursive swordsplosion, quite like the effects of Swordsplosion!!!, except on steroids, as the swords dont' seem to stop exploding and making more swords, and the swords somehow get larger and more devastating as well. And Tetrixcalibur did not get destroyed, it just emitted an explosion-it's currently slashing as much of Piono as it can possibly. Then, I tip the Oblivion's Topper. Even with his Psychic Elemental Alchemy, the Oblivion's Topper is a spoil and far, far more potent. Optimistically, it'll cause him to attack the Croach and forget about everyone else, an effective suicide. More plausibly, it'll cause him to spam and give everyone free hits. Most likely he'll find some stupid way to godmod it with Reality Majjyks or something, but it's a spoil with powerful effects so hopefully this happens. If he is too prepared and I can't even get in his mind at all, then I quickly direct my spoil's powers to the Bulks and force them to destroy the Croach.
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Charges: 9/50 + 22/50, +2 to Fseftr because why not. I start sending my charges to Wilson instead because those are closer to completion.
I attempt to scorch the land with the Glitch Wrench.
This is another example of why I'm kinda annoyed. Giving someone the ability to instantly summon what sounds like a miniboss. I know it is a story event, but it just drives home the point that all this time, I've never been aggressive enough. Also, I know that always taking 1 damage is a gimmick that Issac uses, but the whole point is that its overpowered.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 92$ _ Wilson's charges A: 31/50, B: 31/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x9 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts)
Potion of War II +, Potion of wrath +1
DONE Throwing knife || sea lantern && broken guardian mech spike = Angler Knife 3/5
Well, I can't possibly know what your situation is. So, I can't really pass any judgement. Also, Star Wars is a story I found while using that screen I have in the corner. Apparently, it searches through something called "the Internet". My current theory is that the Internet is kind of like a version of the Grid, but containing random information. Wilson's ears fall slightly. Oh... you have to leave? ... um... I got you that wrench because of... you know, your ships. And... I got Red that quill because he said he liked writing... and expensive things... So... you can do whatever you'd like with them really... ... huh? Do you want to know why I want to know? What does that mean? Some holiday is coming up? He moves over to the computer screen and starts it up. After looking for a few moments, he looks puzzled. Eh? Whats Valentine's Day? I can't remember having this holiday before... Are you saying you have a different holiday named the same thing?
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The Infantry Robots and Heavy Dropships all immediately self-destruct upon being Taken, killing all Vord in a large radius!
The Far Lands, right now:
I draw back my mechanically-augmented arm and throw one instance of Ceres' Despair far into the heart of the Vord swarm!
"So, tell me, Eric, should we be aiding you in this battle? I am armed to slay a physical god, if that is all he has become."
Several others among my allies immediately assault Piono, answering my question for me.
I draw my godslayers' blades and charge, the terrible magics therein allowing me to sprint at nearly the speed of sound, though running speed is only the beginning, for if one can run so swiftly merely by holding them, why, how fast can a man wearing some of the finest powered armor in the multiverse strike with those blades? And how hard those strikes when his movements are fueled by the powers in Hel and the fusion of atoms?
I strike at Piono thousands of times in a few seconds, running in circles around him fast enough to char the ground, each attack different, seeking to distract, to find a weakness, though the damning ice-fire of them should have sorely weakened even one of the smaller gods by now.
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
The Anachron, right now:
"I intend to do what you and, if she decides to arrive, Lothyra, decide you want done. It is your species we are attempting to resurrect, after all."
"The simplest thing would be to simply take the genomes of Erelye's friends, alter them individually for each of about a thousand clones enough for them to be genetically distinct and unrelated people, let them grow in the tubes to term, however long that is for Vetasians, and let them wake up. Whoever ended up keeping them would have to take care of a thousand children for the next few decades, and then the Vetasian Elves would exist again."
"I say from Erelye's friends because Erelye himself has experienced enough mutagenic dark magic and harmful radiation during his life that the fact he still looks humanoid is a miracle, whatever we made using his genome would be basically Nyarlathotep's runty pink nephew. As for Lothyra, she is the result of thousands of years of the results of genetic manipulation and accelerated evolution, and of more than a century of the reckless use of self-enhancement technology and of nuclear science, along with the never-perfect treatments for the illnesses thereof. Far more genetically intact than Erelye, but still not good. Even if we decide to alter the genome we use, I would like to start with a blank slate, not the damaged half-product she has become."
"Hmph. Piono. We've gotten stronger in your absence. We have the means at our disposal to ruin your alchemies, kill you, and keep you dead. You have been killed by a freaking googly-eyed puppet, how are you supposed to stand against me now that I have the means to prevent your existence?" I brandish the Unpersoners, take out the Voodoo Doll with piono's pin, and glare in stern murderous disapproval at the mad Minecraftian in front of me. I then calmly and precisely poke his pin into the Voodoo Doll, then reappear quickly. I then relate anything I may have learned about his weaknesses to anyone fighting him. I then attempt to Unperson him, or Rangoon him if I have to. If I somehow fail in this endeavor for inexplicable reasons, I pull out the Alterationhammer and kind of casually toss it at piono in a particularly lazy manner, gauging his response.
Fluorite Octet && Glitchiness = ///// // / [email protected] (Level 8: 7/9)
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Joker Ammo && Fluorite Octet 2/9 (for Netpatham, why not.)
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Hazel Wand: IIIII
Splash Potion of Abyss 3/3!
+1 to Amp x2.
I'm mildly irritated by the fact that Netpatham edited his null post above my first one to contain content after I had posted.
I examine the Splash Potion of Abyss. I would try and make a drinkable form, but both liquid Vis and Black Elixir are incredibly toxic, unless the alchemization has changed the composition. Anyways, I'm not done with it. It needs to augment one's connection to the Inky Abyss, thaumaturgical power, psionic (and therefore psychic and psiionic) power, and possibly the ability to allow one to understand all languages for the duration of the potion. As such, I alchemize Awkward Potion OOO Diluted Mind Honey 1/???. Diluted Mind Honey merely amplifies psionic power slightly, without all of the mental agony that I have endured many a time due to accidental consumption of the stuff.
I heal Rodney with the Golden Sunsticks. Then, I cast Word of God on the Creepervord.
I play a tenebrous series of 'songs' on the Teethgnasher, grinding the ears of the surrounding fifty Creepervord into paste, and their brains into a fine grey dust. The Creepervord instantly collapse into the ground, dead. It appears as if they could not handle the meaning of infinity. That's why I momentarily deafened myself. I restore my hearing abilities. Then, teleporting the instrument to Greyhold, I whip out the Quasar's Nightcrawler. The usage of pure oblivion in this weapon is quite admirable, in an absolutely pointless fashion. I flash-step into a crowd of poisoned Creepervord. I proceed to make a series of incisions with the black hole scepter topper. The actual slices do not make marks. Nay, they merely annihilate the Vord they strike. I proceed to raise the scepter slightly, emanating waves of dark energy which tear the surrounding Vord into subatomic particles (or code, depending on who you ask). I lower the scepter, looking over to the conflict with Piono.
Kalare:
Regardless of whether or not my original attack succeeded, I flick the Hazel Wand to the side swiftly, cleanly, and efficiently. A dark plume of ink bursts from reality itself, pulsating with the energy of the Inky Abyss. The stuff can no longer be classified as a liquid in terms of how it will be manipulated by Piono, due to the fact that ink is indeed one of the fifty-eight aspects of magic, and is completely separate from conventional means of classifying things due to my partial insanity and incompetence. Anyhow, the ink flows into a concentrated stream, building the link to the Inky Abyss with every moment, or lack thereof. Sparks of arcane power leap off of the surface of the ever-flowing substance, denoting its relative potency in comparison to other forms of ink. I telekinetically accelerate the ink into Piono at a speed slightly faster than light. Therefore, the stuff strikes Piono in less than a nanosecond, bending space around it. The ink strikes Piono, plowing into him with enough force to pierce corotite. Quite an affair, considering corotite is capable of withstanding shots from an ion cannon at point-blank range. Directly afterwards, the ink begins to dissolve Piono's flesh, due to its prodigious link with the Abyss. Usually, this would be considered cruel and unusual, but we are fighting person who has openly admitted to destroying at least twelve universes. I move one of my hands swiftly. The ink infused with the Abyss begins to bubble and writhe. There is absolutely no need to panic in this prospect. This will merely serve to be some form of arcane stimulant. Suddenly, the ink explodes into deep blue light, hopefully blowing one of Piono's limbs off, or damaging his armor. There is always a high probability that this will fail horribly. I would hope not, but I have definitely not been the most consistent in these things. The recondite shockwaves that echo from this explosion, assuming it does indeed occur, tear into Piono with the equivalent force of the mass of a small neutron star. Under normal circumstances, this would shred somebody, but these are in no way mundane circumstances. These are armageddon days, as I have said before. There is certainly a difference. The shockwaves subside if they occurred at all, leaving the area capable of becoming a miniature convection oven. Cool air rushes into the area, providing me a second of time. Regardless of whether or not the above attack succeeded, I slash the Hazel Wand through the air around five times. Each slash leaves behind a trace of energy. Monochromatic streaks of light containing a view into an individual universe each. The first slash is quite clearly a blue color. Pure chaos, temporal energy, and energy from the Green Sun emanate from it. The emissions all strike Piono, transforming into as destructive and constant a state as possible before doing so. Sparks of blue energy denote the implosion of this streak due to internal entropy. The blast collides primarily with Piono, oddly concentrated in his direction. The second slash is colored entirely in different shades of deep red. This one seems to be relatively mundane, though this is the point. The red slash features a hidden core of energy. Of course, nobody knows this. Well, nobody knew it until it pulsed the entirety of its considerable power into Piono, before fading out into nonexistence. The third slash is colored green, in a fashion akin to the Green Sun itself. Pure creation energy is exuded quite blatantly from this rift, creating waves of destruction which wash over the area, mysteriously leaving all non-Piono players unharmed. The green slash continues to exude creation energy until I vaporize it, not able to stand the constant hope exerted by it. The fourth slash is a mixture of mustard yellow and fuchsia, melded together at the middle. Constant arcane sorcery emanates from this rift, as well as a tense aura which attempts to crush Piono with pure pressure. The fifth slice into reality, however, is quite different from the others on an existential level. This mark in the fabric of existence seems to be utterly dark. There are no stars, no gas clouds, and no black holes in sight. This in itself proves to be quite odd. The other odd thing about this rift is likely the fact that it does not appear to have any qualities whatsoever. Except for the fact that its mere existence in this universe begins to leech Piono's health exponentially. The rift closes of its own accord, as if it were run by some force with power surpassing that of mine, or at least in that area of spacetime. Finally, I fire a final bolt of deep blue magic, infused with the energy of infinity, at Piono. That is literally all there is to say on that matter. That's a lie, evidently. The residual energy of the five rifts congeals together into a mass of pure universal energy itself. I force this energy to collapse upon Piono without frivolity.
The Anachron:
To top off everything you have stated, my brain was already genetically mutated in a subtle fashion. I would liken whatever spawn my genome would create to a mutated husk of warped flesh and bone that would be physically akin to a conceptually minuscule version of Azathoth, or perhaps the aforementioned Nyarlathotep. For that matter, either the Crawling Chaos, or Yog-Sothoth himself would be alike to it.
Granted, for normal elven reproduction, we will not be manufacturing the babies humans produce. Nay, we shall be attempting to create a raw genetic slurry which we can cultivate into its eventual life as an embryo through internal, and possibly external, fusion. But, yes. Your idea is quite a prudent example of what would be best. Granted, for normal elves, it would take a... few centuries for the stuff to finally transform, but I can accelerate that without the usual side-effects, I think. So, we could just get started. However, we need all three opinions. Lothyra, is this course of action the best, in your mind?
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Godcraft, Far Lands: "Oh, good to know. I just wanted to know because... well... uh... You'll see."
The drone hangs up, phone apparently vanishing.
"THE MINECRAFTIAN UP THERE. WHO'S HE?"
"Piono. He's from way back, during the Massive Battle of Armies. And a bit before. Apparently, much like Binary, he's ambitious on a ridiculous scale."
"NO NORMAL MINECRAFTIAN GETS THAT POWERFUL."
"He's not normal. At this point, he's probably somewhere above demigod tier, which is bad because he has... somewhat distasteful goals."
"A BIT LIKE YOU THEN."
"Oi! That was uncalled for."
Reinforcements:
Engietech Soldiers: 500/500 (X250)
Engietech Technicians: 100/100 (X250)
Engietech Pyromaniacs: 750/750 (X125)
Engietech Dragonfly Drones: 2000/2000 (X50) (More are summoned each turn) (Airborne: Increased chance to avoid attacks)
"WE CAN'T GET ANOTHER ELITE DOWN HERE UNTIL AUDIE DIES."
"Dammit. And we can't teamkill him because that goes against literally one of the... how many rules does Engietech have? I recall about 5."
"6 RULES."
"Hmm. Almost considering letting the executive team add a few."
I refill the sacred item supply, specifically Hog Slop and Weasel Snot, then use Combat Operandi: Consume, targeting the Vord Keepers. If they die, the Croach can't heal as well.
HMM... SINCE THERE'S AN OPPORTUNITY OPEN, I RAISE MY 3.00 CALIBER RIFLE, TAKE AIM AT PIONO, AND FIRE ONCE. THEN IT'S BACK TO DIRECTING TROOPS FOR ME, REGARDLESS OF WHAT HAPPENS.
Space: Now, how long will this trip through to wherever take, I wonder... Ho-hum, waiting waiting waiting... *Randomly hums Collective Consciousness*
> Alchemies
Scribe's Wands && LED board running Conway's Game of Life = Life's Wands (6/7)
V-Cube 8 && (Curta Calculator && KNT-308 Sniper Rifle) = CTA-8 (7/9)
Duplicate a Potion of Panacea II
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 2
> Action: The Enchanted Cube of DNF
I challenge the Vord to a 3x3x3 cubing contest! However, I use my F/S-RPG and they use a Workout Disorientation Cube enchanted with Unturnability XCIV modified to have no corner cutting or reverse corner cutting whatsoever. The Workout Disorientation Cube is so hard to turn that it rotates with a maximum speed slower than SCP-1032-02 and takes a force as strong as the Planck force to turn. In other words, it might as well be glued together. I fire all six rockets fifteen thousand times before they give up and settle for a DNF. Of course, the rockets are all aimed at the croach.
> Author's Note
The Workout Cube and Disorientation Cube are actual cubes made by Oskar van Deventer. The Workout Cube is a cube that is really hard to turn and the Disorientation Cube only allows you to turn the bottom face.
@gutza: Huh? Sorry, I've been tired and already rushed in making my responses. I promised twin I wouldn't turn the trolls getting to participate in this fight into a huge to-do, so I'm not narrating responses for them, I'm letting twin dictate how they act.
@crusher: Nope. Piono's acting as a boss in this capacity. Not only do you guys want to target him, but you need to. The godmodder'll probably even help you guys with this fight.
@talist: actually, this fight was planned. I haven't summoned anything but the clone ships, of which you could quite easily insta-summon entities of comparable power right now, that isn't part of the trial itself.
Net summons a horde of time clones to aggress piono, supposedly after having made an item capable of being beyond piono's scope, but that happens to be godmodding, and piono's a godmodder now. Not to mention the fact that he can break himself out of temporal locks almost as easy as he can create them, otherwise, what would be the point of using them? They don't exactly stop on their own, they don't take up any time! Piono's counter-godmodding consists of, once he's broken out of the temporal lock, just teleports into the midst of net and his time-clones, and smashes the item before blowing them all away with a huge gust of air. He is still fending off repeated attacks from large numbers of Nets for the remainder of the attacks aimed against him up until now.
Piono splits himself into a number of time clones as he realizes that he's going to be fighting on multiple fronts against net and the others, leaving his time clones to deal with net, he rounds on Kalare, whips out Abiit, and slices clean through the void energy with a counter blast of his own, causing Kalare's shot to peter out. Ah yes, its you erelye. I really shouldn't be surprised that you're working with Eric. And I guess I'm not. I guess that means I get to kill you myself.
Net creates a set of voodoo representations of piono's weapons, but before he can successfully implement his potentially devastating attack, numerous of piono's clone time-step straight through him, smashing the voodoo doll to pieces, not wanting to risk the chance that it actually works. The action fails to remove piono's power from his weapons, but it does serve to interfere with it slightly. Attacks and defenses aimed towards him are more likely to succeed now.
And then tazz attacks in a massive barrage of assorted items, all blasting energy at piono. Piono whirls around as his time-clones rush to his side, throwing up shielding of all kinds. This leaves him semi-open to net's barrage, who is then joined by Eric, who has once again re-empowered himself with more of his runic spells, and as tazz finishes unleashing his alchemized weapons to use Oblivion's Topper, net and Eric perform a combo attack upon piono, dishing out 3 damage to him, And then tazz uses oblivion's topper on him, piono's movements stop in midair, and Eric, now holding a more ordinary sword, streaks down from the sky and smashes the blade into piono's head, launching him into the ground below for 2 more damage.
15/20 health remains.
Piono stumbles to his feet.
Play time is over.
He whirls to face amp, and meets him blow for blow, blocking every strike as they circle each other hundreds of times in the blink of an eye until suddenly amp is blasted away from piono by the sudden appearance of another time clone, dual wielding Navitas Nox, aiming both of the energy rifles at the spot where amp was up until getting blasting with an enormous laser.
Piono turns, unamused to insert. Insert thrusts the pin into the voodoo doll... and comes out into a hypothetical non-reality created for the explicit purpose of allowing the doll to continue working even when entering an alternate timeline that could not exist without disrupting all of temporal existence. Everything is much different. The server is not overrun with anything. A handful of odd-looking people, only a few of them human, walk over to insert.
"Hey! Insert, what are you doing out here? We thought you were stationed to the fiasco in the tvtropes verse!"
After a few quick inquiries and explanations, they shrug and explain to insert the differences. They are massive. Eric took notice of piono's odd behavior and decided to take him to the IUPC to have his head checked. After being deemed irreparably unstable, he was euthanized. Not long afterwards, the IUPC was able to finally send a significant force to Godcraft after the events there caused the war with the universe eaters to grind to a halt. The godmodder, in all his iterations, was now a wanted fugitive, and until he could be captured and put on trial, the war was on halt, and it looked every day more and more that even then it would never resume. However, large numbers of strange coincidences had begun cropping up everywhere, and people were beginning to worry that the Narrative had decided to finally crush the IUPC. Other than that, no useful information is gleaned. Nothing on how piono was euthanized, Eric asked quietly to do it himself, all that anyone knows is that piono's voice was heard yelling, but shifting dramatically, until finally Eric left, with a sad look on his face, and piono dead. Not respawning, because his corpse was buried with full military honors a month later.
Insert reappears, still disoriented from this huge revelation of how different everything was had piono not been able to orchestrate the fall of the IUPC, and is similarly blasted by Navitas Nox. He pulls out the Octoroon Rangoon, and another time clone appears, wielding Finem, that fires an oblivion blast that cancels out insert's shots, and then destroys the alterationhammer when it is thrown at piono.
By that time erelye has begun launching his attack, and the first time clone directs navitas nox to slowing the flow of ink, non-timeclone piono turns and slowly and deliberately draws Abiit, the time clone steps to the side, and piono slams Abiit into the ink, the liquid twists around the blade and is pulled into a ball of energy, that piono launches right as it begins bubbling. This bubble of abyssal ink slams into the rift formed by Kalare, launching him backwards, leaving him unharmed, but slightly disoriented.
He recovers quickly and launches the bolt of energy, and resumes the rift of immense power and throws it all at piono. Piono's hand flickers imperceptibly, and he warps to the side, and the blasts create an enormous crater hundreds of blocks deep. He then doubles over, then rises back up, the Minecraftian equivalent of blood dripping from his mouth. The last rift apparently still managed to drain 2 health from piono. 13/20 health left.
This does not stop piono from twisting Ircucvci around and neatly deflecting Techpiece's (techpiece is the orange one, right?) shot.
Lothyra gathers some sacred items, then pulls out another Scranton Reality Anchor.
Guys, this thing works against reality majiks! It stabilizes reality! Use this to make your attacks go through!
She then demonstrates by putting one next to Piono (she activated beforehand so he can't just majik it out of existence), then uses Existence Now on Piono. Bender shoots the now weakened Piono with all the Futurama alchemies (Bender's Gun, Universal Power set to harm mode, and iQuantimak).
Actually, speaking of which...
She pulls out a remote.
I've been charging a summon up since the DMK. It's something that will allow one to apply logic to defeat unrealistic enemies. Like magical ones, or just ones that fall on the softer side of the Mohs Scale of Sci Fi Hardness. BEHOLD, THE MONOLITH PHYSICS CANNON.
She presses a button on the remote. A drop pod falls out of the sky and collides with the Char-like ground. It deploys into a large gun that looks like an artillery gun, with a larger back end and treads to move the gun around. It is completely black with a mysterious opening that looks like it can be used to channel a player's energy of some sort... Looking into the barrel, you see multiple Scranton Reality Anchors hooked up to a Miniature Tokomak (Lothyra only uses antimatter/Mini Antimaks only if its used directly in weapons. For electricity, she sticks to fusion power), and multiple energy conduits on the barrel itself. Okay, enough with the flavor text, let me explain how this thing works. First of all, this can only be used by Neutrals and Anti-Godmodders, except if all of the factions are working together, like what is happening now. It allows players to point out inaccuracies, logical faults, or general lack of realism in an entity/entities (the more blatant the inaccuracy the more damage the gun does), then use their player powers to channel that reasoning into the Physics Cannon and use it to damage said entity/entities Any time a player does this, it is loaded into a "buffer", and at the EoTB, the Physics Cannon fires at the targets the players were targeting. The gun can also damage an entity normally (that Miniature Tokomak can also be used to create a plasma ball) with a plasma blast, however it can also fire a reality blast (the attack where a player has to point out inaccuracies) at magical entities and do extra damage. Let me give some examples of how to use this.
Targeting a Giant Monster or Humongous Mecha:
Player: I point out that [insert entity name here] defies the Square/Cube Law. I then load that into the Physics Cannon.
Targeting a Fire Elemental:
Player: I point out that the Fire Elemental is constantly on fire without using up any energy, therefore being a Perpetual-Motion Monster and defies the Laws of Thermodynamics. I then use that to fire the Physics Cannon at the Fire Elemental. Since it is magical and the laws of physics it broke are so important, it deals extra damage! (The Physics Cannon could have used the Reality Blast on the Fire Elemental even if it didn't break a specific law of physics, because that works against magic enemies as well).
Example EoTB:
The Physics Cannon fires at the Humongous Mecha and the Fire Elemental! 10,000 and 20,000 damage respectively (these are just example numbers. It's up to Twin to decide the real ones)!
Example EoTB without reality blast:
The Physics Cannon fires a plasma blast at the Realistic Starship! 7,000 damage (again, just an example)!
Now, here are the stats (BTW, only one ability can be used per EoTB):
Physics Cannon: [AG]:
HP: Whatever Twin feels is balanced.
Abilities: Reality Blast: A blast that damages magical or unrealistic enemies. If the target breaks a specific law of physics (like the Square/Cube Law), the user must point that out before firing. Also deals extra damage to and weakens Godmodded stuff or reality warpers in general (like PIONO). Plasma Blast: Deals a small-medium amount of damage to its target. Meant to be used as a backup attack if nothing can be targeted by the Reality Blast.
Attributes: Anti-magic: The Physics Cannon takes less damage from magical sources. Anti-Reality Warping: The Physics Cannon takes less damage from reality warping-based attacks. This includes godmodding and Homestuck shennanigans.
To inaugurate my first entity ever, Lothyra points out that the Vord are unrealistic because large insects could not breathe or move around because their respiratory system is subject to the Square/Cube Law and their thing legs are too weak to support them if they were scaled up from normal-sized insects (also because of the Square/Cube Law). She then loads that into the Physics Gun.
==Anachron==
Lothyrabot calls for a space cargo tug to bring biotech equipment from Spacebase DF-9 (the HAL/Kerbal station). While she waits for it to arrive (the Anachron is stationed around the Moon, after all), she speaks up.
Y3s, y0u ar3 r1ght. My DNA 1s n0t a g00d t3mplat3.
Lothyrabot looks forlorn.
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> Alchemies
Scribe's Wands && LED board running Conway's Game of Life = Life's Wands (7/7)
V-Cube 8 && (Curta Calculator && KNT-308 Sniper Rifle) = CTA-8 (8/9)
Duplicate a Potion of Panacea II
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 2
> Action: Test
I force the Vord to independently solve all of Hilbert's 23 problems in the ultimate mathematics test delivered from my Testwriter. The time limit is 3 seconds and there are 23 questions, each requiring one of Hilbert's problems to be solved. "Show your work, or you will be given an instant fail."
They fail, so I shoot some of the Keepers down with Toxicide.
I also down a Potion of Panacea II.
> Author's Note
Prepare for an all-in once I know what Life's Wands will do.
EDIT: No all-in. Nevermind.
43/45 Executor
22/50 Weath Ray
My Action: "It's a trap!" I yell to anyone trying to attack pionoplayer. "He is trying to goad us into pvp so that the godmodder takes us out with the banhammer! DO NOT ATTACK! I repeat, DO NOT ATTACK!". I then mow down some Keepers.
SCP Foundation Action: The SCP Foundation initiates Battle Technique: Containment Breach - Keter, aimed at the Croach.
I then de-exist some Vord. If I successfully captured the alchemies somehow, I review what I just got after fencing off the soulbindings with the equivalent of hard-light.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
Confound it. I respawn.
Life's Wands 5/7
CTA-8 6/9
Potion of Panacea II 2/2
Potion of Panacea I x3
Potion of Panacea II x1
> Action
I pull out all my YTP weapons (Billy Bazooka, Plumsgun, Billy Textscrambler, Dinner Blaster, Spadinner Blaster) and release a blast of concentrated YTP at the croach. It sounds a bit like "It's all right here at your JoJ HoH SiS lololololololol Call Hoh Sis right now for a Freerf! Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. Dinner. My ship. My ship. Dinner. Lotsa spaghetti! Heeeeeeeeeelp!!! OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE. Enough rubies. MMMMMM. Calcium, lime and rust burgers. Dinner blaster 47,000,000! Plums, plums, a bag of plums! Keel over and die in the Fridge."
Kid Radd: 17/45 (Buals'd up)
The Raddhand: 3/6
I attempt to play the Anti-Recovery battle chip!
(The Croach's healing by the keepers is now multiplied by 0.9x!)
The Baconcase || Lesser Bacon Elemental && 1 million pieces of bacon && Essence of the Bacon King, ruler of all bacon = Esculentus (Level 10: 9/11)
The Mouseattractor || Lesser Cheese Elemental && Every type of cheese ever && Essence of the Cheese Queen, ruler of all cheese = Certamen Caseus (Level 10: 9/11)
Net, if your tactics work at all, I'll be amazed. I will genuinely be amazed. That's how reasonably confident I am that they're going to fail. If it works at all, even if you only get one before Piono wrecks you, it will be amazing. Regardless of that, I grab Deus Omnipotens with Scalpere Parum in a nigh-impossible grip only possible due to a Keyblade's Morph Weapon status, using Cathedria Potentia to clamp down on Chorus Bellum's handle, wear Miscetis (which are goggles, hopefully) and hover Tetrixcalibur, Aperiree Clausa and Ranchia behind me, sporting just a few of the elements Piono forgot. Using Deus Omnipotens, I immediately hack away at Piono from a distance that is rapidly closing, unleashing Megidoloans with every swing to make the standard Megidoloan look like a tiny firework (when it is consistently one of the most powerful attacks), aiming only at him The excess finds itself flying into 500 dimensional doors that have appeared due to Aperire Clausa, then flying out of 500 other dimensional doors, ultimately sending the excess at Piono, then closing all 1000 and turning them into one giant death door that fires a giant Piono-seeking Door-energy laser. IN my other hand, Cathedria Potentia makes it rain massive death chairs upon the battlefield, somehow homing in onto Piono's position, defying logic, while Chorus Bellum makes Pianos erupt from the ground and home in on him, also defying logic. Ranchia fires out massive Ranch Dressing blasts of doom from itself like a freaking artillery cannon firing nukes, and Scalpere Parum summons and is propmtly fed the world's largest nail collection, then fires a hideously powerful Severed Left Pinky beam straight into Piono, which splits into more beams that split into more beams and stream into mulitple directions, making dodging them really hard without being hit with something else. Lastly, as I finally close the distance, Tetrixcalibur, the Pen of Pulchritude, Ink and Sword element all at once, blitzes forwards ahead of me and creates a legitimate recursive swordsplosion, quite like the effects of Swordsplosion!!!, except on steroids, as the swords dont' seem to stop exploding and making more swords, and the swords somehow get larger and more devastating as well. And Tetrixcalibur did not get destroyed, it just emitted an explosion-it's currently slashing as much of Piono as it can possibly. Then, I tip the Oblivion's Topper. Even with his Psychic Elemental Alchemy, the Oblivion's Topper is a spoil and far, far more potent. Optimistically, it'll cause him to attack the Croach and forget about everyone else, an effective suicide. More plausibly, it'll cause him to spam and give everyone free hits. Most likely he'll find some stupid way to godmod it with Reality Majjyks or something, but it's a spoil with powerful effects so hopefully this happens. If he is too prepared and I can't even get in his mind at all, then I quickly direct my spoil's powers to the Bulks and force them to destroy the Croach.
I attempt to scorch the land with the Glitch Wrench.
This is another example of why I'm kinda annoyed. Giving someone the ability to instantly summon what sounds like a miniboss. I know it is a story event, but it just drives home the point that all this time, I've never been aggressive enough. Also, I know that always taking 1 damage is a gimmick that Issac uses, but the whole point is that its overpowered.
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x9 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts)
DONE Throwing knife || sea lantern && broken guardian mech spike = Angler Knife 3/5
Well, I can't possibly know what your situation is. So, I can't really pass any judgement. Also, Star Wars is a story I found while using that screen I have in the corner. Apparently, it searches through something called "the Internet". My current theory is that the Internet is kind of like a version of the Grid, but containing random information. Wilson's ears fall slightly. Oh... you have to leave? ... um... I got you that wrench because of... you know, your ships. And... I got Red that quill because he said he liked writing... and expensive things... So... you can do whatever you'd like with them really... ... huh? Do you want to know why I want to know? What does that mean? Some holiday is coming up? He moves over to the computer screen and starts it up. After looking for a few moments, he looks puzzled. Eh? Whats Valentine's Day? I can't remember having this holiday before... Are you saying you have a different holiday named the same thing?
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
The Far Lands, right now:
I draw back my mechanically-augmented arm and throw one instance of Ceres' Despair far into the heart of the Vord swarm!
"So, tell me, Eric, should we be aiding you in this battle? I am armed to slay a physical god, if that is all he has become."
Several others among my allies immediately assault Piono, answering my question for me.
I draw my godslayers' blades and charge, the terrible magics therein allowing me to sprint at nearly the speed of sound, though running speed is only the beginning, for if one can run so swiftly merely by holding them, why, how fast can a man wearing some of the finest powered armor in the multiverse strike with those blades? And how hard those strikes when his movements are fueled by the powers in Hel and the fusion of atoms?
I strike at Piono thousands of times in a few seconds, running in circles around him fast enough to char the ground, each attack different, seeking to distract, to find a weakness, though the damning ice-fire of them should have sorely weakened even one of the smaller gods by now.
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
The Anachron, right now:
"I intend to do what you and, if she decides to arrive, Lothyra, decide you want done. It is your species we are attempting to resurrect, after all."
"The simplest thing would be to simply take the genomes of Erelye's friends, alter them individually for each of about a thousand clones enough for them to be genetically distinct and unrelated people, let them grow in the tubes to term, however long that is for Vetasians, and let them wake up. Whoever ended up keeping them would have to take care of a thousand children for the next few decades, and then the Vetasian Elves would exist again."
"I say from Erelye's friends because Erelye himself has experienced enough mutagenic dark magic and harmful radiation during his life that the fact he still looks humanoid is a miracle, whatever we made using his genome would be basically Nyarlathotep's runty pink nephew. As for Lothyra, she is the result of thousands of years of the results of genetic manipulation and accelerated evolution, and of more than a century of the reckless use of self-enhancement technology and of nuclear science, along with the never-perfect treatments for the illnesses thereof. Far more genetically intact than Erelye, but still not good. Even if we decide to alter the genome we use, I would like to start with a blank slate, not the damaged half-product she has become."
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Fluorite Octet && Glitchiness = ///// // / [email protected] (Level 8: 7/9)
Turnspec Ringwear && Red Miles Picture = Ring of Orbs Seerfold (Level 10: 6/11)
Joker Ammo && Fluorite Octet 2/9 (for Netpatham, why not.)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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Splash Potion of Abyss 3/3!
+1 to Amp x2.
I'm mildly irritated by the fact that Netpatham edited his null post above my first one to contain content after I had posted.
I examine the Splash Potion of Abyss. I would try and make a drinkable form, but both liquid Vis and Black Elixir are incredibly toxic, unless the alchemization has changed the composition. Anyways, I'm not done with it. It needs to augment one's connection to the Inky Abyss, thaumaturgical power, psionic (and therefore psychic and psiionic) power, and possibly the ability to allow one to understand all languages for the duration of the potion. As such, I alchemize Awkward Potion OOO Diluted Mind Honey 1/???. Diluted Mind Honey merely amplifies psionic power slightly, without all of the mental agony that I have endured many a time due to accidental consumption of the stuff.
I heal Rodney with the Golden Sunsticks. Then, I cast Word of God on the Creepervord.
I play a tenebrous series of 'songs' on the Teethgnasher, grinding the ears of the surrounding fifty Creepervord into paste, and their brains into a fine grey dust. The Creepervord instantly collapse into the ground, dead. It appears as if they could not handle the meaning of infinity. That's why I momentarily deafened myself. I restore my hearing abilities. Then, teleporting the instrument to Greyhold, I whip out the Quasar's Nightcrawler. The usage of pure oblivion in this weapon is quite admirable, in an absolutely pointless fashion. I flash-step into a crowd of poisoned Creepervord. I proceed to make a series of incisions with the black hole scepter topper. The actual slices do not make marks. Nay, they merely annihilate the Vord they strike. I proceed to raise the scepter slightly, emanating waves of dark energy which tear the surrounding Vord into subatomic particles (or code, depending on who you ask). I lower the scepter, looking over to the conflict with Piono.
Kalare:
Regardless of whether or not my original attack succeeded, I flick the Hazel Wand to the side swiftly, cleanly, and efficiently. A dark plume of ink bursts from reality itself, pulsating with the energy of the Inky Abyss. The stuff can no longer be classified as a liquid in terms of how it will be manipulated by Piono, due to the fact that ink is indeed one of the fifty-eight aspects of magic, and is completely separate from conventional means of classifying things due to my partial insanity and incompetence. Anyhow, the ink flows into a concentrated stream, building the link to the Inky Abyss with every moment, or lack thereof. Sparks of arcane power leap off of the surface of the ever-flowing substance, denoting its relative potency in comparison to other forms of ink. I telekinetically accelerate the ink into Piono at a speed slightly faster than light. Therefore, the stuff strikes Piono in less than a nanosecond, bending space around it. The ink strikes Piono, plowing into him with enough force to pierce corotite. Quite an affair, considering corotite is capable of withstanding shots from an ion cannon at point-blank range. Directly afterwards, the ink begins to dissolve Piono's flesh, due to its prodigious link with the Abyss. Usually, this would be considered cruel and unusual, but we are fighting person who has openly admitted to destroying at least twelve universes. I move one of my hands swiftly. The ink infused with the Abyss begins to bubble and writhe. There is absolutely no need to panic in this prospect. This will merely serve to be some form of arcane stimulant. Suddenly, the ink explodes into deep blue light, hopefully blowing one of Piono's limbs off, or damaging his armor. There is always a high probability that this will fail horribly. I would hope not, but I have definitely not been the most consistent in these things. The recondite shockwaves that echo from this explosion, assuming it does indeed occur, tear into Piono with the equivalent force of the mass of a small neutron star. Under normal circumstances, this would shred somebody, but these are in no way mundane circumstances. These are armageddon days, as I have said before. There is certainly a difference. The shockwaves subside if they occurred at all, leaving the area capable of becoming a miniature convection oven. Cool air rushes into the area, providing me a second of time. Regardless of whether or not the above attack succeeded, I slash the Hazel Wand through the air around five times. Each slash leaves behind a trace of energy. Monochromatic streaks of light containing a view into an individual universe each. The first slash is quite clearly a blue color. Pure chaos, temporal energy, and energy from the Green Sun emanate from it. The emissions all strike Piono, transforming into as destructive and constant a state as possible before doing so. Sparks of blue energy denote the implosion of this streak due to internal entropy. The blast collides primarily with Piono, oddly concentrated in his direction. The second slash is colored entirely in different shades of deep red. This one seems to be relatively mundane, though this is the point. The red slash features a hidden core of energy. Of course, nobody knows this. Well, nobody knew it until it pulsed the entirety of its considerable power into Piono, before fading out into nonexistence. The third slash is colored green, in a fashion akin to the Green Sun itself. Pure creation energy is exuded quite blatantly from this rift, creating waves of destruction which wash over the area, mysteriously leaving all non-Piono players unharmed. The green slash continues to exude creation energy until I vaporize it, not able to stand the constant hope exerted by it. The fourth slash is a mixture of mustard yellow and fuchsia, melded together at the middle. Constant arcane sorcery emanates from this rift, as well as a tense aura which attempts to crush Piono with pure pressure. The fifth slice into reality, however, is quite different from the others on an existential level. This mark in the fabric of existence seems to be utterly dark. There are no stars, no gas clouds, and no black holes in sight. This in itself proves to be quite odd. The other odd thing about this rift is likely the fact that it does not appear to have any qualities whatsoever. Except for the fact that its mere existence in this universe begins to leech Piono's health exponentially. The rift closes of its own accord, as if it were run by some force with power surpassing that of mine, or at least in that area of spacetime. Finally, I fire a final bolt of deep blue magic, infused with the energy of infinity, at Piono. That is literally all there is to say on that matter. That's a lie, evidently. The residual energy of the five rifts congeals together into a mass of pure universal energy itself. I force this energy to collapse upon Piono without frivolity.
The Anachron:
To top off everything you have stated, my brain was already genetically mutated in a subtle fashion. I would liken whatever spawn my genome would create to a mutated husk of warped flesh and bone that would be physically akin to a conceptually minuscule version of Azathoth, or perhaps the aforementioned Nyarlathotep. For that matter, either the Crawling Chaos, or Yog-Sothoth himself would be alike to it.
Granted, for normal elven reproduction, we will not be manufacturing the babies humans produce. Nay, we shall be attempting to create a raw genetic slurry which we can cultivate into its eventual life as an embryo through internal, and possibly external, fusion. But, yes. Your idea is quite a prudent example of what would be best. Granted, for normal elves, it would take a... few centuries for the stuff to finally transform, but I can accelerate that without the usual side-effects, I think. So, we could just get started. However, we need all three opinions. Lothyra, is this course of action the best, in your mind?
I then use POGO PARTY on some Vord warriors!
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
The drone hangs up, phone apparently vanishing.
"THE MINECRAFTIAN UP THERE. WHO'S HE?"
"Piono. He's from way back, during the Massive Battle of Armies. And a bit before. Apparently, much like Binary, he's ambitious on a ridiculous scale."
"NO NORMAL MINECRAFTIAN GETS THAT POWERFUL."
"He's not normal. At this point, he's probably somewhere above demigod tier, which is bad because he has... somewhat distasteful goals."
"A BIT LIKE YOU THEN."
"Oi! That was uncalled for."
Reinforcements:
Engietech Soldiers: 500/500 (X250)
Engietech Technicians: 100/100 (X250)
Engietech Pyromaniacs: 750/750 (X125)
Engietech Dragonfly Drones: 2000/2000 (X50) (More are summoned each turn) (Airborne: Increased chance to avoid attacks)
Current forces:
Engietech Soldiers: 500/500 (X800)
Engietech Technicians: 100/100 (X1000)
Engietech Pyromaniacs: 750/750 (X450)
Engietech Dragonfly Drones: 2000/2000 (X50)
Engietech Minions: 500/500 (X200)
Engietech Elite, Audie: 50000/50000 (X1)
"WE CAN'T GET ANOTHER ELITE DOWN HERE UNTIL AUDIE DIES."
"Dammit. And we can't teamkill him because that goes against literally one of the... how many rules does Engietech have? I recall about 5."
"6 RULES."
"Hmm. Almost considering letting the executive team add a few."
I refill the sacred item supply, specifically Hog Slop and Weasel Snot, then use Combat Operandi: Consume, targeting the Vord Keepers. If they die, the Croach can't heal as well.
HMM... SINCE THERE'S AN OPPORTUNITY OPEN, I RAISE MY 3.00 CALIBER RIFLE, TAKE AIM AT PIONO, AND FIRE ONCE. THEN IT'S BACK TO DIRECTING TROOPS FOR ME, REGARDLESS OF WHAT HAPPENS.
Space: Now, how long will this trip through to wherever take, I wonder... Ho-hum, waiting waiting waiting... *Randomly hums Collective Consciousness*
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Scribe's Wands && LED board running Conway's Game of Life = Life's Wands (6/7)
V-Cube 8 && (Curta Calculator && KNT-308 Sniper Rifle) = CTA-8 (7/9)
Duplicate a Potion of Panacea II
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 2
> Action: The Enchanted Cube of DNF
I challenge the Vord to a 3x3x3 cubing contest! However, I use my F/S-RPG and they use a Workout Disorientation Cube enchanted with Unturnability XCIV modified to have no corner cutting or reverse corner cutting whatsoever. The Workout Disorientation Cube is so hard to turn that it rotates with a maximum speed slower than SCP-1032-02 and takes a force as strong as the Planck force to turn. In other words, it might as well be glued together. I fire all six rockets fifteen thousand times before they give up and settle for a DNF. Of course, the rockets are all aimed at the croach.
> Author's Note
The Workout Cube and Disorientation Cube are actual cubes made by Oskar van Deventer. The Workout Cube is a cube that is really hard to turn and the Disorientation Cube only allows you to turn the bottom face.
@crusher: Nope. Piono's acting as a boss in this capacity. Not only do you guys want to target him, but you need to. The godmodder'll probably even help you guys with this fight.
@talist: actually, this fight was planned. I haven't summoned anything but the clone ships, of which you could quite easily insta-summon entities of comparable power right now, that isn't part of the trial itself.
Net summons a horde of time clones to aggress piono, supposedly after having made an item capable of being beyond piono's scope, but that happens to be godmodding, and piono's a godmodder now. Not to mention the fact that he can break himself out of temporal locks almost as easy as he can create them, otherwise, what would be the point of using them? They don't exactly stop on their own, they don't take up any time! Piono's counter-godmodding consists of, once he's broken out of the temporal lock, just teleports into the midst of net and his time-clones, and smashes the item before blowing them all away with a huge gust of air. He is still fending off repeated attacks from large numbers of Nets for the remainder of the attacks aimed against him up until now.
Piono splits himself into a number of time clones as he realizes that he's going to be fighting on multiple fronts against net and the others, leaving his time clones to deal with net, he rounds on Kalare, whips out Abiit, and slices clean through the void energy with a counter blast of his own, causing Kalare's shot to peter out. Ah yes, its you erelye. I really shouldn't be surprised that you're working with Eric. And I guess I'm not. I guess that means I get to kill you myself.
Net creates a set of voodoo representations of piono's weapons, but before he can successfully implement his potentially devastating attack, numerous of piono's clone time-step straight through him, smashing the voodoo doll to pieces, not wanting to risk the chance that it actually works. The action fails to remove piono's power from his weapons, but it does serve to interfere with it slightly. Attacks and defenses aimed towards him are more likely to succeed now.
And then tazz attacks in a massive barrage of assorted items, all blasting energy at piono. Piono whirls around as his time-clones rush to his side, throwing up shielding of all kinds. This leaves him semi-open to net's barrage, who is then joined by Eric, who has once again re-empowered himself with more of his runic spells, and as tazz finishes unleashing his alchemized weapons to use Oblivion's Topper, net and Eric perform a combo attack upon piono, dishing out 3 damage to him, And then tazz uses oblivion's topper on him, piono's movements stop in midair, and Eric, now holding a more ordinary sword, streaks down from the sky and smashes the blade into piono's head, launching him into the ground below for 2 more damage.
15/20 health remains.
Piono stumbles to his feet.
Play time is over.
He whirls to face amp, and meets him blow for blow, blocking every strike as they circle each other hundreds of times in the blink of an eye until suddenly amp is blasted away from piono by the sudden appearance of another time clone, dual wielding Navitas Nox, aiming both of the energy rifles at the spot where amp was up until getting blasting with an enormous laser.
Piono turns, unamused to insert. Insert thrusts the pin into the voodoo doll... and comes out into a hypothetical non-reality created for the explicit purpose of allowing the doll to continue working even when entering an alternate timeline that could not exist without disrupting all of temporal existence. Everything is much different. The server is not overrun with anything. A handful of odd-looking people, only a few of them human, walk over to insert.
"Hey! Insert, what are you doing out here? We thought you were stationed to the fiasco in the tvtropes verse!"
After a few quick inquiries and explanations, they shrug and explain to insert the differences. They are massive. Eric took notice of piono's odd behavior and decided to take him to the IUPC to have his head checked. After being deemed irreparably unstable, he was euthanized. Not long afterwards, the IUPC was able to finally send a significant force to Godcraft after the events there caused the war with the universe eaters to grind to a halt. The godmodder, in all his iterations, was now a wanted fugitive, and until he could be captured and put on trial, the war was on halt, and it looked every day more and more that even then it would never resume. However, large numbers of strange coincidences had begun cropping up everywhere, and people were beginning to worry that the Narrative had decided to finally crush the IUPC. Other than that, no useful information is gleaned. Nothing on how piono was euthanized, Eric asked quietly to do it himself, all that anyone knows is that piono's voice was heard yelling, but shifting dramatically, until finally Eric left, with a sad look on his face, and piono dead. Not respawning, because his corpse was buried with full military honors a month later.
Insert reappears, still disoriented from this huge revelation of how different everything was had piono not been able to orchestrate the fall of the IUPC, and is similarly blasted by Navitas Nox. He pulls out the Octoroon Rangoon, and another time clone appears, wielding Finem, that fires an oblivion blast that cancels out insert's shots, and then destroys the alterationhammer when it is thrown at piono.
By that time erelye has begun launching his attack, and the first time clone directs navitas nox to slowing the flow of ink, non-timeclone piono turns and slowly and deliberately draws Abiit, the time clone steps to the side, and piono slams Abiit into the ink, the liquid twists around the blade and is pulled into a ball of energy, that piono launches right as it begins bubbling. This bubble of abyssal ink slams into the rift formed by Kalare, launching him backwards, leaving him unharmed, but slightly disoriented.
He recovers quickly and launches the bolt of energy, and resumes the rift of immense power and throws it all at piono. Piono's hand flickers imperceptibly, and he warps to the side, and the blasts create an enormous crater hundreds of blocks deep. He then doubles over, then rises back up, the Minecraftian equivalent of blood dripping from his mouth. The last rift apparently still managed to drain 2 health from piono. 13/20 health left.
This does not stop piono from twisting Ircucvci around and neatly deflecting Techpiece's (techpiece is the orange one, right?) shot.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Action 1/3
Orbit Control: 48/50
Unholy Assault: 23/50
Blood Pact: 8/20
I airburst and sticky spam all around the Croach, spamming all of my sticky bombs.
Sword Damage: 148K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
SciAntimak: 7/11
Missile Bay: 7/11
Nanolight Escalander: 3/4
==Actions==
Lothyra gathers some sacred items, then pulls out another Scranton Reality Anchor.
Guys, this thing works against reality majiks! It stabilizes reality! Use this to make your attacks go through!
She then demonstrates by putting one next to Piono (she activated beforehand so he can't just majik it out of existence), then uses Existence Now on Piono. Bender shoots the now weakened Piono with all the Futurama alchemies (Bender's Gun, Universal Power set to harm mode, and iQuantimak).
Actually, speaking of which...
She pulls out a remote.
I've been charging a summon up since the DMK. It's something that will allow one to apply logic to defeat unrealistic enemies. Like magical ones, or just ones that fall on the softer side of the Mohs Scale of Sci Fi Hardness. BEHOLD, THE
MONOLITHPHYSICS CANNON.She presses a button on the remote. A drop pod falls out of the sky and collides with the Char-like ground. It deploys into a large gun that looks like an artillery gun, with a larger back end and treads to move the gun around. It is completely black with a mysterious opening that looks like it can be used to channel a player's energy of some sort... Looking into the barrel, you see multiple Scranton Reality Anchors hooked up to a Miniature Tokomak (Lothyra only uses antimatter/Mini Antimaks only if its used directly in weapons. For electricity, she sticks to fusion power), and multiple energy conduits on the barrel itself. Okay, enough with the flavor text, let me explain how this thing works. First of all, this can only be used by Neutrals and Anti-Godmodders, except if all of the factions are working together, like what is happening now. It allows players to point out inaccuracies, logical faults, or general lack of realism in an entity/entities (the more blatant the inaccuracy the more damage the gun does), then use their player powers to channel that reasoning into the Physics Cannon and use it to damage said entity/entities Any time a player does this, it is loaded into a "buffer", and at the EoTB, the Physics Cannon fires at the targets the players were targeting. The gun can also damage an entity normally (that Miniature Tokomak can also be used to create a plasma ball) with a plasma blast, however it can also fire a reality blast (the attack where a player has to point out inaccuracies) at magical entities and do extra damage. Let me give some examples of how to use this.
Targeting a Giant Monster or Humongous Mecha:
Player: I point out that [insert entity name here] defies the Square/Cube Law. I then load that into the Physics Cannon.
Targeting a Fire Elemental:
Player: I point out that the Fire Elemental is constantly on fire without using up any energy, therefore being a Perpetual-Motion Monster and defies the Laws of Thermodynamics. I then use that to fire the Physics Cannon at the Fire Elemental. Since it is magical and the laws of physics it broke are so important, it deals extra damage! (The Physics Cannon could have used the Reality Blast on the Fire Elemental even if it didn't break a specific law of physics, because that works against magic enemies as well).
Example EoTB:
The Physics Cannon fires at the Humongous Mecha and the Fire Elemental! 10,000 and 20,000 damage respectively (these are just example numbers. It's up to Twin to decide the real ones)!
Example EoTB without reality blast:
The Physics Cannon fires a plasma blast at the Realistic Starship! 7,000 damage (again, just an example)!
Now, here are the stats (BTW, only one ability can be used per EoTB):
Physics Cannon: [AG]:
HP: Whatever Twin feels is balanced.
Abilities: Reality Blast: A blast that damages magical or unrealistic enemies. If the target breaks a specific law of physics (like the Square/Cube Law), the user must point that out before firing. Also deals extra damage to and weakens Godmodded stuff or reality warpers in general (like PIONO). Plasma Blast: Deals a small-medium amount of damage to its target. Meant to be used as a backup attack if nothing can be targeted by the Reality Blast.
Attributes: Anti-magic: The Physics Cannon takes less damage from magical sources. Anti-Reality Warping: The Physics Cannon takes less damage from reality warping-based attacks. This includes godmodding and Homestuck shennanigans.
To inaugurate my first entity ever, Lothyra points out that the Vord are unrealistic because large insects could not breathe or move around because their respiratory system is subject to the Square/Cube Law and their thing legs are too weak to support them if they were scaled up from normal-sized insects (also because of the Square/Cube Law). She then loads that into the Physics Gun.
==Anachron==
Lothyrabot calls for a space cargo tug to bring biotech equipment from Spacebase DF-9 (the HAL/Kerbal station). While she waits for it to arrive (the Anachron is stationed around the Moon, after all), she speaks up.
Y3s, y0u ar3 r1ght. My DNA 1s n0t a g00d t3mplat3.
Lothyrabot looks forlorn.
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In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Scribe's Wands && LED board running Conway's Game of Life = Life's Wands (7/7)
V-Cube 8 && (Curta Calculator && KNT-308 Sniper Rifle) = CTA-8 (8/9)
Duplicate a Potion of Panacea II
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 2
> Action: Test
I force the Vord to independently solve all of Hilbert's 23 problems in the ultimate mathematics test delivered from my Testwriter. The time limit is 3 seconds and there are 23 questions, each requiring one of Hilbert's problems to be solved. "Show your work, or you will be given an instant fail."
They fail, so I shoot some of the Keepers down with Toxicide.
I also down a Potion of Panacea II.
> Author's Note
Prepare for an all-in once I know what Life's Wands will do.
EDIT: No all-in. Nevermind.
RPpost later.
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