I'm going to stop charging the Other Arrival after this post. Just know, Twin, that it's one post away from completion and I can complete it whenever I want to.
The Other Arrival: 49/50
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 3/9
Physics Cannon: 28/30
Cargo Bay: 6/6 Complete!
SciAntimak: 5/11
Missile Bay: 5/11
==Actions==
Now that an alchemy slot is open, let's try the Nanolight Superlander thing again, shall we?
NANOLIGHT ESCALANDER: Like the Nanolight Lander, but has an Escalander attached to the bottom of the front of the ship, facing forwards. All the other landing gear remain as they are.
She then uses First Aid on the Trolls (Homestuck FTW!). However, before Bender can do anything...
Anti-Vord Orbital Bombardment: 30/30 Complete!
Lothyra looks on her helmet's display.
Oh God. They're here. BENDER! USE THAT UNREALISTIC DEVICE BEFORE EVERYONE DIES!
Bender pulls out a mysterious white sphere and presses a button on it. A blinding white light shines from it. All the Hostile entities are pulled toward it, then are blasted with mysterious energy. They realize that they have somehow entered the fourth spacial dimension, and the device is projecting a view on what is happening outside while being shielded from it. Meanwhile, in outer space right above Minecraftia, a massive fleet of sleek spaceships warp in. Anyone with far-range vision sees that those ships are Protoss Carriers. However, it seems that they have been outfitted with unique weaponry...
The Carriers start blasting white bolts of energy. When they strike the ground the explode in a blinding light. These bolts are actually a mix of Anticarbon and Antisilicon. The anticarbon annihilates with the carbon found in organic objects (like Vord or Croach), while the antisilicon annhilates perfectly with the silicon that composes most rocks. The conflagration continues on for a couple of minutes, feeling like the planet itself is being destroyed. Finally it is over, the Protoss Carriers warp out, and the device sends you back out of the fourth dimension. You all survey the landscape. What was previously glitchy, swiss-cheese like terrain is now a flat hellhole. A significant portion of the ground has fused into volcanic glass like obsidian, and cracks of lava permeate the surroundings. An acrid stench of rotton eggs and God knows what else fills your noses. The sky, once clear blue, is now crimson with black clouds. Occasional spires or ground that looks like this but solidified:
The heat generated by the blast burns your skin, and you'd probably be taking damage if it weren't for the fact that you are players. In short, this part of the Far Lands has been turned into Mordor. All of a sudden, the Vord that didn't die rise up from the landscape.
WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO KILL THESE THINGS?!
I DON'T KNOW!
I just recently checked the Echeladder, and found I have a battle technique! Hip, Hip, Hoo-ray!
I use BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LEAF WIND on the Croach! I wonder what it does. Something akin to razor leaf?
I then decide it's time to put my Bottled Item-Fusion to use. I shake it up, pop it open, and splash the contents over my swords I've made (Blade of Grass, Light's Bane, Fiery Greatsword, and the Demon Blade) and stand back to see what comes from it. But not before using them all one last time on some Vord Keepers! Ho ho.
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Suddenly, I equip the Baroqueback Bowtier. Before I can act, however, I feel somebody tap me on the shoulder.
PAST_KALARE: Elen síla lumenn omentivelio.
PRESENT_KALARE: Alas, they do not. Still, hello.
PAST_KALARE: Hah.
I glance behind me, only to see myself, holding the Hazel Wand. I stare for a few moments, and turn back to the immediate threat. I raise the Bowtier, and flick it. A blast of pure english energy erupts from the tip of the ebony cue, streaking towards the Vord. Upon striking a Behemoth, the resultant shockwave utterly annihilates ten Keepers and a Warrior. Faint flashes of violet light burn into the corners of my vision, likely from the person behind me. I flick the Baroqueback Bowtier in an eloquent fashion. No projectile emerges. However, a large amount of Vord begin to melt into some arcane mixture of liquids. It appears as if my curse has begun to melt the affected Vord into liquid essentia. The raw essentia slurry does not, evidently, have any form of purification to utilize, and is merely a mass of mixed liquid that is incredibly toxic to living things. I telekinetically drag all of the surrounding Vord into this mess of toxic substances. When I look around, I see myself indiscriminately firing bolts of amethyst energy into the crowd of Vord. Upon being struck, the afflicted Vord combust into an explosion of flame, instantly dying. This continues for several minutes. We both continue to attack the Vord, firing curses of obscene power into the weakest Vord, and allowing the splash damage to slay as many as possible. An effective strategy, especially given our weapons. I abruptly wave the Bowtier. Suddenly, the eyes of every single Vord within sixty feet roll into their head. They collapse onto the ground, slowly withering into nonexistence. Looking back at past me, I see that he has managed to pulse a prodigious amount of strangulation spells into the Vord. And, by that, I mean around twenty Vord are already dead, and six more are dying.
Suddenly, a shape up in the sky causes a shadow to fall over a rather small portion of the area. I look up, to see that it is Void or Bust. It appears as if Rodney has finally arrived. The doors open on the bottom of the Voidmetal ship, and a rather large amount of explosives drop out. It appears to be around fifty tons of cursed exothermic Nova Cataclysms. They rain upon the Vord, exploding into alchemical flames of energy, creating moderately large craters, and slaying Vord left and right. Entropic sludge rains down from the craters, created by the explosions and sent into the air, poisoning the Creepervord. Entropic sludge is notoriously corrosive. Suddenly, a Voidmetal-plated mech leaps from the door. Said door closes behind it, and the ship disappears, evidently going into hyperspace. Rodney lands on the ground. The impact force actually blows the lower body off of several Mantises. Barrages of rockets and energy pulses begin to mow down a large amount of Vord. It appears as if Rodney has returned, upgraded and repaired. How fortuitous. I ask him if he had a nice trip here.
I alchemize Eldritch Keystone: Tlhutlh && Infinity Rune && Nightmare Fuel 1/???. I also alchemize Potion of Vis O0O Splash Black Potion 1/???. Magic augmentation potions are useful for me, of all people.
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Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
1/10x3 TBA'd Magic
Battlefield:Red uses BT:Terraform on himself
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x47, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x8, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $22
Wow. That's impressive. If only the stupid charging time wasn't an issue, this would have killed all the Vord. Oh well. God those bugs are annoying.
Lothyra then uses Superpower on the Croach. Bender shoots some Keepers with Bender's Gun.
Hey Lothyra, how do you know so much about stuff from other dimensions anyway?
Oh. It's thanks to this.
She pulls out a metal rectangle. She opens it like a book to reveal that its inside consists of a holoprojector. She activates it, and a holographic orange cube is displayed.
It's a thing I found a long time ago. It is called... THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE MULTIVERSE!
I didn't know you were a hitchhiker...
It doesn't matter.
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The Far Lands, right now:
As I continue firing on the Vord, my non-alchemized weapons begin to click empty, their inline magazines finally empty after several hours of continuous fire. I consider calling more ammunition, but I have an appointment.
...Dammit, will my heavy artillery never stick around for more than a day?
I shred another Bulk with the Helbringers, smiling unpleasantly at the degradation of the Hive-Soul this is beginning to cause as I do so.
As much fun as tearing the biggest ones apart one by one is, I feel we shall need some crowd control.
I Scratch the Record Scratcher!
I raise the weapon, incandescent with golden fire, and open fire on the Vord!
Ceres Duplication 2/2!
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
The Earth, right now:
The Unremarkable Man spends nearly half an hour repeatedly cutting huge sections out of the Vault in hopes the regeneration factor has some limit.
If this is completely unsuccessful, he attempts to use his glitchy blink shot anyway.
If this also fails, he reloads the chamber and sits down to wait arrival at wherever the ship is taking him.
The Anachron, Biotech Sector, right now:
"Ther3 is plen7y of room in the antech4mbers for your equipment, Erelye, Lothyrabot, get yourselves set up."
An hour or two later, both Amperzand and four members of the Crew in uniforms marking them as biotechnicians arrive.
"Welcome again. These are the best of what I have, worked on the Children and other such projects. Somewhat different application, of course, but still the same base skill."
A human, two dwarves, an elf. Not a Vetasian, one of the ones from Dwarf Fortress, short, ritually tattooed, feral eyes. Elderly, too, after less than two centuries of life.
{I do not have the time to type out a big thing right now, so I'll finish this in my second post tonight.}
> R. K.: (Over)Heals a random PL entity with the No Joke.
> K4yne: Cold Snipin' Vords is a good job mate! especially when you do it with a machina. like me now in this post.
I create the TIMEBRINGER, by realizing time is everywhere so the BRINGER auto-transforms to the TIMEBRINGER, and begin a massive series of attacks, all happening in one second.
I start off small, pulling out some of my original weapons, like the X-STALKER, 006, PLUG PULLER, HARD RESET, X-BLIZZARD, X-INFERNO and the PALUTENA'S X-BLADE!
I sneak up behind the CROACH, and have the X-BEANSTALK tendrils of the X-STALKER wrap around it, and then turn sharp, and pierce it from all directions, generating more and more rock-hard X-BEANSTALK BLADES until it is a whirl of X-BEANSTALK SAWS, ripping the CROACH apart! They then all retract, and I stab the CROACH with one stab as powerful as the X-BEANSTALKS themself!
I then take out the 006, and blast the CROACH with thousands of autofired snowballs. I put the 006 down, and leave it shooting the CROACH.
The X-BLIZZARD is then pulled out, and I turn all the SNOWBALLS which have been fired thus far into HAILBALLS, which are diamond sharp and deadly. They all hit the CROACH, and then ascend into the sky and become one GIANT HAILBALLSTORM, raining down onto the CROACH, freezing the CROACH to its core!
Then, I take out the X-INFERNO. I set fire to the HAILBALLSTORM, making it rain FLAMING HAILBALLS down onto the croach, which due to the extreme hot and cold temperatures, explode upon impact!
I take both the X-INFERNO and X-BLIZZARD now, and turn all ice and fire into HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE FROSTFIRE! With one tap of both swords upon the FROSTFIRE, a GIANT FROSTFIRE EXPLOSION occurs, damaging the CROACH and the KEEPERS that are making it! Both are FROSTBURNED!
I then ELECTRIFY the CROACH with the PLUG PULLER, drawing electricity from the stormy sky generated by the HAILBALLSTORM!
With the electricity running through the CROACH, I take the HARD RESET and RESET the CROACH using the electricity running through it, essentially doubling the power of the electricity by taking it out, and then adding it back in, powered now by the energy of the HARD RESET!
I finish off this part of the attack by shooting a ICE, FIRE and ELECTRICITY powered arrow, drawing power from all of the attacks, from the PALUTENA'S X-BLADE into the CROACH!
Man that's an early Twinpost. I take out the Husstet and roll them at the Keepers. I then use Jeffing Awesome on them.
Fluorite Octet && Glitchiness = ///// // / [email protected] (Level 8: 3/9)
Turnspec Ringwear && Red Miles Picture = Ring of Orbs Seerfold (Level 10: 2/11)
Bionis Picture -c Mini-Mech = Mini Bionis-Mech (2/4)
8-7-1-2-4-7-6-5
Doc Scratch's cueball head descends from the sky with the word "Hors" written on it. It rolls into the Keepers, killing 80.
Charges: 9/50 + 22/50, +2 to Fseftr because why not. I start sending my charges to Wilson instead because those are closer to completion.
I go down into the vast network of caves that mark the Farlands. After a few minutes of blast work, a croach covered section of land caves in and collapses.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 88$ _ Wilson's charges A: 28/50, B: 28/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x9 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x1 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts)
Potion of Infusement +1
Potion of Zeus && Potion of War && Potion of Infusment && Potion of Ambrosa && Potion of Critmist 2 && Potion of Nectar && Potion of Magic && Potion of Dreams && Potion of Rejuvenation && Name Tag = Flask of the Kitsune, DONE
Throwing knife || sea lantern && broken guardian mech spike = Angler Knife 2/?
Well, this strategy is based on the assumption that anyone who would have bought potions before would have duplicated them. So, they are essentially buying infinite potions. And as such, they'll be willing to pay more. Anyone who bought them for cheaper could have given them to others as well.
It really isn't that hard to be moral. Of course, that is rather easy for me to say given how I'm rarely fighting anything directly. Also, did you say that backwards? Star Wars this is not. Although, by human I mean humane, magnanimous, or altruistic. Those are more accurate words. I haven't actually heard what your offer was, so I might not find it objectionable. You did say that you had a few different deals. Although, if you find it amoral then I probably will as well.
6,000 damage to the Croach!
FLASK OF THE KITSUNE: An insanely powerful potion that throbs with a large amount of magic. It has the power of the gods, able to strengthen the attack and defense of anyone who drinks it. It can cause attacks to crit, it can heal the HP of the user, it can give them a strong connection to magic, and it give them power over dreams. In short, it can do a lot.
And... twinja'd...
Wonderful. I don't know why, but only getting in one post per round is a little annoying. I feel for you guys that never get to post more than once.
And, yeah. That was my intention twin. They're leaving Godcraft for good.
Twin, you forgot to put up the stats for the republic battleships and clone troopers.
Also, I vote for the specials of all the players to be used.
The Conclave:
Its simple.
I've already looped back around.
I know what will happen.
I lived it.
And now, its my turn to call the shots. To be the shadow from which it all comes.
And, of course, the fact that I know that twinbuilder's power is limited.
I suppose he could stop me if he wished, but it would put him at risk.
From more than you.
Preston Cole continues to open fire on the keepers and croach, any spill-over goes to killing the vordknights and endervord.
Hank goes down under a swarm of bugs and is cut free by some of the troopers. Sanford and Deimos pour a potion of life on him, reviving him.
I think that's the fastest you've ever died.
There are way too many of these thing to attack from up close.
Eric finishes up his whirlwind attack, then moves back out of the dangerous area.
((just a revive post with flavour text))
They're made out of an unknown metal, have very powerful thrusters, can travel through anywhere in near-Earth space, and have a link to Project Binary's powers and influence.
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Unknown, as in, they're not made of anything from the periodic table.
They use superheated antimatter and plasma.
It seems that the engines work by using a miniature black hole.
>>Commencing Active Scans.
>>Looking for Single Points Of Failure
>>Point Identified: Black Hole Containment Breach
>>Point Identified: Antimatter Storage Breach
>>Continuing Search.
>>Looking for Weaknesses In Containment Methods.
>>Identifying Hypothetical Atomic Number(s) of Unknown Material.
(This is what I meant by emission spectra in the Forge.)
==Godcraft==
I proceed to eject four of the special elemental chaos pearl ammo from Four Elements, and four suit ammos from Lancer.
Air Pearl && Fire Pearl && Earth Pearl && Water Pearl && Chaos Pearl (preview)
(Air Pearl && Fire Pearl && Earth Pearl && Water Pearl && Chaos Pearl)~~~Loom
(Spades && Clubs && Hearts && Diamonds)~~~Loom
(Air Pearl && Fire Pearl && Earth Pearl && Water Pearl && Chaos Pearl) && HALI array (preview)
The HALI arrays open fire with all the guns. ALL the guns. And I mean ALL the guns they can muster, supplemented by the Origin Wands and Creation Pen giving them MORE guns.
I then materialize a Far-Lands-wide under-the-top-layer-of-the-Far-Lands wave of non-source-block lava, which burns the Vord and Croach to a crisp, while shielding the other players and entities with hard-light. The shields stay up. (That was a mass shield, over everything. Yes, even the PGs...) While I'm at it I activate the already-created HALI mecha protocol on the array I'm wearing, which sets up a consistent shield over me alone.
Vote for anyone who isn't on their last vote.
There doesn't seem to be any.
You get a hypothetical atomic number of - stunningly - 901.
Air Pearl && Fire Pearl && Earth Pearl && Water Pearl && Chaos Pearl = Element Pearl (Preview)
Elemental Pearl ~~~ Loom = Faux White Ring
Spades Ammo && Hearts Ammo && Clubs Ammo && Diamonds Ammo = Joker Ammo (Preview)
Joker Ammo ~~~ Loom = Harlequin Hat
Joker Ammo && HALI Array = JOKR Array (Preview)
Ender Pearl /\/ Scratcher = Magic Cueball (Level 10: 1/11)
FAUX WHITE RING: A copy of the White Ring possessed by Erelye. Normally, it would contain a vast amount of elemental power. However, it appears to be only decorative in this form.
HARLEQUIN HAT: An ominous harlequin hat draped in red and black stripes.
But what do they target?
6,000 damage to the Croach! 12 Warriors killed!
The shield is spread out so thin that it dissolves!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
9/10 x3 TBA'd Attacks
Battlefield: Red uses the Redstick on the Vord.
Orbital Weapons: mini ic the vord
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x47, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x25, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $18
I dupe 3 potion of nectar
+2 to Wilson
-Alchemy Emporium-
True enough.
It's pretty hard to be moral... at least for me... Anyways, what the heck is star wars?
Also, I've reconsidered making my other deals, so I suppose that's all I have to say. So unless you have anything to say to me...
Just a quick note, DO NOT VOTE FOR THE FIRST 5 PLAYERS' SPECIALS! Let them get down to their final respawn, then vote.
I vote for the Trolls' Specials. I then use COMBAT OPERANDI: IUBEOQUE on the CROACH. Wait, are we allowed to insta-summon now?
I revive myself and hit some Vord Keepers with a guitar!
Eh, I'm not going to make the Fox amiibo, but I'll keep the Solflower even though I don't know what it does because it's level 4 and that means it's good. Right?
I inspect the Solflower, and then "test" the Demon Blade on the Croach, and whack it with the Blade of Grass for good measure.
(Cereal Bar: 0/100. Yes, this is totally relevant, shut up!)
The Badhand && Kid Radd NES Cartridge = The Raddhand (Level 5: 1/6)
60 Keepers killed!
The maximum amount you can charge a charge is 50 charging charges! You know, so you can charge a charger that charges into a wall using a Chargin' Targe. ...i'm so sorry
I equip the Brainswitcher. It certainly has admirable abilities. If I could read it without going insane, and dying horribly, I would. I examine the Vord in the area. Once again, there is to be no mercy. Their brains shall inevitably fuel an eldritch entity for five minutes, due to my exploits. While this is rather problematic for the Vord, it is in no way painful for me, in this case. Anyhow, I focus the recondite power inherent to the book into a series of emanations. Slowly, without forewarning, Vord drop dead, liquified neurons dripping from the orifices near the head. This shall be far less violent in the physical sense. Melting brains with insight into eldritch abominations is rather effective, as it leaves the outer body mostly unscarred. I close my eyes, open the Brainswitcher, and point the pages at the Vord, sensing their life forces. I wait for the number to drop significantly before closing the maroon tome. I place the book back in my inventory, before drawing a glassy dark sphere composed of mixed solidified ink pure dark magic. I stare at the sphere for a few seconds, and promptly throw it into the ground. It explodes. Ink splatters over the floor. The blast draws in residual energy from the Glitch that inhabits the Far Lands as a matter of daily basis. This glitched ink is high unstable, and deadly. I teleport it into a crowd of Vord, and watch as the liquid combusts, annihilating sixteen Vord in an arcane blast. I pull out my Minium Stone, and flash-step behind a large amount of Creepervord. The aforementioned Creepervord suddenly find it especially difficult to move, as their bodies have been transmuted into solid stone. How fortuitous. It is almost as if I utilized some form of transmutation device to do so. Sarcasm aside, I telekinetically crush the stone Vord into the ground. They crumble to dust. Then, I warp a Miniature Green Sun in from nowhere. Hopefully, the strain does not kill me. I am not and have never been a First Guardian, nor shall I be. Regardless of my concerns, I absorb the model's energy. Green energy spews from my form as I desperately attempt to control the energy for long enough to create a coherent attack. I succeed. The entirety of the energy of the Miniature Green Sun is transformed into a wave of green energy which decimates the Vord. The blast tears into the Keepers and the Mantises, killing as many as possible.
I use the Spare Tentacle to Constrict the Endervords.
(These breaks will denote a change in perspective from my Minecraft avatar to Kalare, and vice versa.)
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I take a momentary break in my attacks to coordinate my forces. I sense Rodney nearing. It is almost as if the extension of his trip is proving to augment his abilities. I order the TIE-Sentry to attack the Keepers. I take the time to gather my thoughts, before sending a transmission to Rodney giving the coordinates to this area of the Far Lands for his drop. And that of the aforementioned fifty tons of cursed exothermic Nova Cataclysms. I offer a greeting to Vriska, as she is the only troll besides Astria that I have met before, though I've certainly heard of the others.
Vriska. Nice to see you once more. Then again, compared to our last interaction, in which I (or rather, a virtual version of me) was bleeding out due to Piono's relentless stabbing, these are ideal conditions.
Now that Die's back I try to get a pin made for Piono, Serpent (present) and Kayne. Mostly due to the cards we're dealt in this war. This war of ours, our morals grey, we fight to fight another day, our hopes near-dead, our hearts near too, we'll fight on still just as we do. Honestly though this is stupid. Freaking bugs. And what is it with all these people attacking the Croach. Do you want to die? "To sleep, perchance to dream, aye, there's the rub. For in that sleep of death what dreams may come?" Let me spoil it. Nothing. Stop dying. I call out the mighty Drillgenerigorg to do some excavation, drilling a tunnel through the ground with the Giga Drill I made all those months ago. I then rocket back up, pierce the heavens, and activate a button I secretly installed, transforming Drillgenerigorg into the mighty Dronegenerigorg, which promptly unleashes all its deadly armaments into the Keepers, and even more die in the tunnel collapse.
Fluorite Octet && Glitchiness = ///// // / [email protected] (Level 8: 4/9)
Turnspec Ringwear && Red Miles Picture = Ring of Orbs Seerfold (Level 10: 3/11)
Bionis Picture -c Mini-Mech = Mini Bionis-Mech (3/4)
> Alchemies
Scribe's Wands && LED board running Conway's Game of Life = Life's Wands (3/7)
V-Cube 8 && (Curta Calculator && KNT-308 Sniper Rifle) = CTA-8 (4/9)
Duplicate Potion of Panacea
Potion of Panacea count: 4
> Action: Explosion Equivalence
I originwand up 26984764 sticks of dynamite, 13492382 TNT blocks, 6746191 C4 blocks, 749576 bundled C4 blocks, 499717 Nova Catalysts, 107939 Nova Cataclysms and 10137 IC2 nukes on the surface of the croach and time them to explode simultaneously. They blow 7 holes in the croach each of approximately equal size.
Godcraft, Far Lands: "So, what've we got?"
"ELITE SOLDIER. GOES BY THE NAME AUDIE. I SWEAR I JUST TOLD YOU THIS."
"...Huh. So you did. Dammit, a single elite won't change the tide of battle. Our forces are barely scratching them!"
"RELAX. WE'VE GOT AIR SUPPORT COMING UP SOON THAT CAN COMBAT THE MANTISES."
"They'd better be soon. Make sure they bring the heavy weaponry."
Current forces:
Engietech Soldiers: 500/500 (X550)
Audie, Elite Soldier: 50000/50000 (X1) (Elite)
Engietech Technicians: 100/100 (X750) (Have you noticed that these guys are always increasing their numbers by 250 each turn, while the other troops are becoming more plentiful per reinforcements as time passes?)
Engietech Pyromaniacs: 750/750 (X225)
Engietech Minions: 500/500 (X200) (These guys only appear in reinforcements around every 2 or 3 waves or so, just letting you know now)
"WE SEEM TO HAVE TOO MANY TECHNICIANS. NONE OF OUR ARMY IS GETTING TARGETED."
"We're gonna need them when we eventually DO get targeted. Especially later on, once we have non-elite troops that have decent sized health bars."
"POINT TAKEN. HOPEFULLY YOU GET TO ROLL OUT MORE ELITES BEFORE THE VORD ALL DIE, I TAKE IT?"
"Hopefully. I like watching my elites kill things."
I refill the sacred items a bit, then try using COMBAT OPERANDI: CONSUME, targeting the Vord Bulks. If I do manage to pull it off, to quote that one guy from the Austin Powers series, "I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain! Get in my belly!"
UGH... STILL DIRECTING TROOPS.
Pausing mid-battle, as if contemplating something, my drone pulls out a phone, dials Blue's number, and asks "Hey, there's an Earth holiday called Valentine's Day. Is there some sort of variant of that in your universe, like the whole Christmas/Humanity Day thing?"
Space: "Hmm. So, evidently, this is not something you want to take me into if it looks like I could just fly away. I see how it is."
This time around, I don't bother breaking the Bedrock cage, curious to see where the ship is trying to take me and knowing that continuing to break the Bedrock would only cause it to take longer to get there.
Engietech Reinforcements added!
+3 of all Sacred Items!
Because of Maniac's Combat Operandi, you STILL lack the Sacred Items!
Battlefield:
Vriska nods to Kalare in recognition. She's a bit too occupied with killing vord to type a response though.
Suddenly, there is a loud cacophony. Lightning, explosions, fire.
One of the republic battleships drops out of the sky. This lands on the croach and explodes, dealing some damage to it.
But the one who downed it might be a bit of a problem.
YOU!!!
Hello again Eric. I'll kill you!!!
Eric's eyes burn with rage.
The first time anyone has actually seen him openly angry.
And he is terrifying.
Golden energy and runes spiral around his form.
A tornado of golden words that no one can read.
And a man angered beyond belief.
I'd like to see you try.
Piono hovers in the air, holding Ircucvci.
He no longer goes unarmored, he wears Denito Surrexit and Maleficis Est around his neck, and Nocte Consumens on his left arm. He alos wears Exedo, Mens Potentiam and Traho. Death
Piono deflects the curse with his sword.
Do you think that's going to stop me? Strength of the Titans Upon Angels wings. Demonic Rage wrath oF THe gods Smite ThE wicked.
Piono stops and blinks. gorilla.
You've been prepping for this longer than I expected. You bet I have you little jerk.
Now that is probably the worst thing you've ever said to me.
Eric snarls and launches himself at piono. There is a massive blast of golden light as Eric brings his blade down.
Piono has blocked the blow with Ircucvci.
He grins wickedly at Eric.
Surprise.
This trick won't keep you alive forever.
I never thought it would.
Eric swings broken anachronism about again.
Piono blocks.
Again.
Blocked.
Eric snarls again. Time stream. Unforgiving barrage.
You really are pulling out all the stops, aren't you?
Eric growls again and suddenly he becomes a blur, his rune-empowered strikes falling again and again, faster than the eye can track, and every time, Ircucvci is in the way, blocking the strike.
How...
Are...
You...
Piono catches broken anachronism, and plants a kick on Eric's chest that launches him backwards in the air.
Trade secret.
Eric is practically red with rage by this point. Storm of steel Physical hurricane cursed Inferno abyssal Depths Bones of Mother earth
Eric is suddenly surrounded by a glow of elemental energies of various kinds, and streaks towards piono once more.
Piono cackles.
Suddenly, in his off hand is Deum Lucem.
Allow me to show you another of my new tricks.
He holds it up, and as the energies of the gauntlet of darkness and mace of light flow forwards, they mix and intertwine.
A few inches in front of piono the mix of light and shadow stops flat, as if hitting a wall, and spirals out in an intricate array of immense complexity. It grows and grows, the shadow and light splaying out in a massive pattern almost five feet in either direction in the few seconds it takes for Eric to close the gap between him and piono.
I am your lesser no more.
Piono surges forward, driving Ircucvci through the array he has created, the energies curling around his blade as he swings it to meet Eric's blow.
There is a massive explosion of mixed light and darkness...
And Eric slams into the ground. In his hand, the shattered hilt of Broken Anachronism. The shards of the blade rain down around him, glowing and leaving behind wisps of dark shadows.
Eric struggles to his feet.
How did you...
I've learned a few things.
I decided to accept my destiny.
Although it seems you have yet to accept yours.
Piono rushes forward with Ircucvci, temporal dislocation
Eric is suddenly gone, and then not gone, and all over the place.
He shifts quickly between many different positions.
Oh, wonderful, you still have that stupid thing in your book.
Eric ignores piono, and instead begins an incantation. Upon the course that once was laid
What? A villain's hand must now be stayed
Oh for the love of... And long ago a gift I gave
You have got to be kidding me. The moment comes to be repaid
He still has this? A final moment comes to fight
Even after I had TWELVE different universes he was staying in blown up!? I now request a guiding light
Why!? Did he actually think I could beat him like this? oN my own i can't set right
Obviously not, otherwise he would've had some half-decent combat spells prepped... this story's true course from this blight
But this... How could he still have a Verse available? to my side you now must fly
At least he knows not to use a Ballad... answer please my desperate cry
Oh for the love of... friend from place beyond the sky
Just shut up already. I call upon thee... Je- Piono smashes his fist into Eric, Eric's form wavers, with a look of shock, and then Eric flies into the air, a massive burst of golden runes explodes outwards, and then dissipates without doing anything.
What!? How did you...
Reality magic baby!
Not just good for passive defense buffs,
Turns out I can trash your rune castings with it too!
I...
I kept that saved for...
Yeah yeah, we get it.
And as much as I'd love to put you, Erelye, and every freaking other pain in my backside out of my misery, I really have to keep you from destroying my vord swarm.
You unleashed the vord?! How stupid are you?!
Its been working so far hasn't it?
And I, unlike those here in Godcraft, have a way to exterminate them should they get out of hand.
So I'm going to make sure I don't lose any more of my assets here.
And kill every single one of you that the Vord can't.
Piono ascends up into the air.
Heh.
He unleashes a massive blast of flame that rolls over the non-vord forces on the ground, costing several players and many clone troopers their lives.
Piono is now added to the battlefield. I will respond to attacks from him. He has 20 health. Just to assuage your fears out-of-game, he won't be respawning. In-game you guys don't know that though.
Piono added! 200 Clonetroopers killed! First five Players killed!
I cast Horrorterror on the Keepers.
So, Piono is back. Quite the problem, seeing as I'm the one who murdered him.
TEETHGNASHER: A newly-wrought eldritch pipe organ. What would normally be its white keys are black, and what would normally be its black keys are white. Its pipes resemble the bones of abominations, and playing the "instrument" will produce the sounds of the Furthest Ring's worst beast, grinding enemies' ears to paste and their brains to dust.
Wow, they're not dead yet? Must be the pity of the Game Master, as they were weaker than my Warriors.
Well, he shouldn't have mercy.
Also, Twin? If you could actually keep note of how much damage entities did consistently, (e.g. my Field Agents having specialized damage), it would be great.
I send out a new player, GreatGeneral731, to defend the Preston Cole. His special ability is Tempered Rage, which gives nearby teammates and himself mini-crits and a 40% damage resistance for the turn and the turn following.
Hmm... something seems odd about that player. He seems to be from my universe... That's right! He's one of the professional Warriors running around.
It seems as if he's a high-ranking Swordsman, at least higher than me.
Sword Damage: 148K/250K
Okay.
Another Player? ...Alright then. GreatGeneral731 added!
> Alchemies
Scribe's Wands && LED board running Conway's Game of Life = Life's Wands (4/7)
V-Cube 8 && (Curta Calculator && KNT-308 Sniper Rifle) = CTA-8 (5/9)
Potion of Panacea O0O Glowstone Dust = Potion of Panacea II (1/?)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
> Action: Detailed Process of Cubing
I drink a Potion of Panacea.
I then pull out the Planetcrafter's Speedcube. I first assemble the obsidian center pieces, then complete the opposite side, which for the purposes of this attack is the gabbro face. I then rotate the cube sideways and solve the adjacent basalt and granite centers before moving on to solve the gneiss and sandstone faces using simple commutators. I move on to the edges, solving the first few edges effortlessly as I am a master cuber that would hold all cubing world records if only I could get off my butt and go to a WCA event. Anyway, I then solve the rest of the edges using more commutators I then begin the final stage of the reduction method: solving it.
This is the point where the Grill Gloves come in handy as I solve the cube with the Fridrich method. First off, the cross, which I solve in 0.5 seconds intuitively on the basalt side, as it is not opposite the gneiss side which, when completed, causes it to scramble itself for 50 hours, which I regard as a massive waste of time. I then solve the F2L pairs, which by my great cubing skill has been almost entirely done for me. At this point, the basalt side is completed and it heats up to 1200 degrees Celsius. Luckily, my enchanted Grill Gloves with Fire Resistance XLVII and Heat Shielding XCIX protect me from the heat. Finally, I solve the OLL side in a single algorithm and half the PLL as well, allowing me to solve the obsidian side while ensuring that the PLL is the right permutation. Finally, I almost-solve the cube, holding off on the last U face turn.
Making the final turn and completing the cube without any of the four unsolved sides becoming solved previously, I place the cube down on the ground and telekinetically force the resulting mini-planet to hover five meters above the croach. It proceeds to begin spinning at over 8 meters per second as the process described in Incident 345-1 plays itself out, only scaled up 5/3 times due to the increased size of the cube. The resulting 3.83-meter sphere begins to cool down. I speed up the entire process by originwanding up a x100 speed field that dissipates when the sphere reaches its fully cooled form. This form is with seas of lava, with its land area populated entirely with mountainous areas. I then pull out the Unicoder and enter in "れꠝ𐌅 ᶃラቪꓔꛤ온ࡋ ⽥". Zapping it at the levitating planet, the gravitational field of the planet dissipates and the lava falls straight down, destroying some of the croach. I then write "れꠝ𐌅 🕴 ౺" with the Unicoder and zap it at the planet, which begins to fall. I telekinetically grab the planet and slam it into the croach from low Minecraftian orbit as if it were an asteroid, finishing the attack and damaging much of the croach.
+4 HP!
Potion of Panacea OOO Glowstone Dust = Potion of Panacea II (1/2)
SHADOW TURRETCOMPUTER: An upgraded version of the Mobile Turretcomputer that contains two built-in copies of the gem at the top of Shadow Dissonance. Upon use, they will teleport the chair and the person sitting in it to a specified location.
I then realize something: TROLLS!!!!! I rush over to hug Karkat, and he becomes so angry that he spazzes out, straight into the atmosphere! He then proceeds to orbit around the minecraftverse in his spazziness for a while, eventually re-entering the atmosphere and spazzing out right into the Croach!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
10/10 x3 TBA'd Attacks
Battlefield:below
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x47, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $20
I dupe 3 potion of nectar
+2 to Wilson
-Alchemy Emporium-
Ah, one moment, Wilson...
No, there's no variant of that... Mainly because the holiday goes by the same name.
Do I want to know why you want to know?
-Battlefield-
Red says a spell quietly, and then leaps into the air over dramatically, wand glowing red. He uses the power of three ten posts charges to open a swirling portal, into which nearby vord are sucked into.
I vote for all the players to not use their specials. Is that a thing?
30 Warriors and Creepervord killed! 300 Keepers killed!
I kill the Croach until it dies. Viral Prototype: 5/7.
HEY, YOU. BLACK TEXT GUY. YOU'RE THE ONE. WHO ARRANGED THAT DREAM THING. RIGHT?
The very same.
WELL, IT CERTAINLY SEEMS. LIKE YOU'VE TAKEN A STARRING POSITION. AS OF NOW. AND I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER IN THESE POSTS. WHATEVER THAT MEANS. SO LISTEN UP. YOU ARE GOING TO LEAVE. OR. YOU ARE GOING TO DIE.
I should warn you that I don't possess the same... let's call it morality as Build. You won't find me yielding to you. I will accomplish whatever is necessary to achieve this universe's Ultimate Purpose, as Binary and Piono discussed. Oh wait, you don't know about that. How hard it must be to be less than omniscient!
SHUT UP, WILL YOU? YOU KNOW. YOU'RE A LOT LIKE POWDER. AND A BIT LIKE SCRATCH. BUT LET'S GET TO IT.
I decide to use the Butterfly Effect. I release a butterfly into the minecraft world, and then it flies into the Croach's motuh, where it then proceeds to beat up the Croach from the inside. Beautiful!
I put on a bakers hat, and start baking cookies! But not just any cookies... FORTUNE cookies! I give one to each of the Vord, and they all read aloud "You will soon meet a foul end", and I carefully consider if I concur with the cookie...
I concur. The magic cookies do their... magic, and every Vord who read them dies!
TNT CANNON: A cobblestone cannon with built-in redstone circuitry that fires TNT. Its aiming is a bit off, so you'll mostly have to rely on trial and error.
Squee its the trolls! I pet Nepeta like a cat and then go to heaven by bouncing so high. I eventually crash back down onto the croach's back. Woops!
Pogohammer of ZillyGUI: 3/?
I use the Nail Biter on the ground till I hit the Earth's core! I accidently non purposely totally not fair to blame me push the croach into the Earth's core nope was not me.
By the way omglolsguy, Trickster weapons finish instantly. Well, they do now. They used to not do so. Speaking of which I take out the Combatdice of Zillywen and roll them at the Keepers, then use High Noon on them.
Fluorite Octet && Glitchiness = ///// // / [email protected] (Level 8: 5/9)
Turnspec Ringwear && Red Miles Picture = Ring of Orbs Seerfold (Level 10: 4/11)
Bionis Picture -c Mini-Mech = Mini Bionis-Mech (4/4)
3-7-2-6-1-4-5-8
You gain a reroll!
8-5-1-6-5-7-8-4
A Fancy Reindeer falls out of the sky and runs over a Vord Grandma! The children of the Vord Grandma die out of sadness, taking out 80 Vord Keepers!
MINI BIONIS-MECH: A miniature version of Bionis, the organic god. Despite being "miniature", Bionis is over the size of a city, so this mech is large enough to pilot. It possesses a formidable amount of weaponry.
The Baconcase || Lesser Bacon Elemental && 1 million pieces of bacon && Essence of the Bacon King, ruler of all bacon = Esculentus (Level 10: 8/11)
The Mouseattractor || Lesser Cheese Elemental && Every type of cheese ever && Essence of the Cheese Queen, ruler of all cheese = Certamen Caseus (Level 10: 8/11)
I kick a relish nuke into the Vord with aid from the Dragon Ender. The Vord were preparing from some paragraph of text that I normally concoct, and thus are wide-open for the two-line attack!
An item alchemized in the Zillymiter. Basically, it turns the item candy-colored and gives it the powers described in cherubim lore. Even more basically, it's a gag from Homestuck.
I'm going to stop charging the Other Arrival after this post. Just know, Twin, that it's one post away from completion and I can complete it whenever I want to.
The Other Arrival: 49/50
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 3/9
Physics Cannon: 28/30
Cargo Bay: 6/6 Complete!
SciAntimak: 5/11
Missile Bay: 5/11
==Actions==
Now that an alchemy slot is open, let's try the Nanolight Superlander thing again, shall we?
NANOLIGHT ESCALANDER: Like the Nanolight Lander, but has an Escalander attached to the bottom of the front of the ship, facing forwards. All the other landing gear remain as they are.
She then uses First Aid on the Trolls (Homestuck FTW!). However, before Bender can do anything...
Anti-Vord Orbital Bombardment: 30/30 Complete!
Lothyra looks on her helmet's display.
Oh God. They're here. BENDER! USE THAT UNREALISTIC DEVICE BEFORE EVERYONE DIES!
Bender pulls out a mysterious white sphere and presses a button on it. A blinding white light shines from it. All the Hostile entities are pulled toward it, then are blasted with mysterious energy. They realize that they have somehow entered the fourth spacial dimension, and the device is projecting a view on what is happening outside while being shielded from it. Meanwhile, in outer space right above Minecraftia, a massive fleet of sleek spaceships warp in. Anyone with far-range vision sees that those ships are Protoss Carriers. However, it seems that they have been outfitted with unique weaponry...
The Carriers start blasting white bolts of energy. When they strike the ground the explode in a blinding light. These bolts are actually a mix of Anticarbon and Antisilicon. The anticarbon annihilates with the carbon found in organic objects (like Vord or Croach), while the antisilicon annhilates perfectly with the silicon that composes most rocks. The conflagration continues on for a couple of minutes, feeling like the planet itself is being destroyed. Finally it is over, the Protoss Carriers warp out, and the device sends you back out of the fourth dimension. You all survey the landscape. What was previously glitchy, swiss-cheese like terrain is now a flat hellhole. A significant portion of the ground has fused into volcanic glass like obsidian, and cracks of lava permeate the surroundings. An acrid stench of rotton eggs and God knows what else fills your noses. The sky, once clear blue, is now crimson with black clouds. Occasional spires or ground that looks like this but solidified:
The heat generated by the blast burns your skin, and you'd probably be taking damage if it weren't for the fact that you are players. In short, this part of the Far Lands has been turned into Mordor. All of a sudden, the Vord that didn't die rise up from the landscape.
WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO KILL THESE THINGS?!
I DON'T KNOW!
CARGO BAY: A large room used for storing objects. Cargo, if you will.
I just recently checked the Echeladder, and found I have a battle technique! Hip, Hip, Hoo-ray!
I use BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LEAF WIND on the Croach! I wonder what it does. Something akin to razor leaf?
I then decide it's time to put my Bottled Item-Fusion to use. I shake it up, pop it open, and splash the contents over my swords I've made (Blade of Grass, Light's Bane, Fiery Greatsword, and the Demon Blade) and stand back to see what comes from it. But not before using them all one last time on some Vord Keepers! Ho ho.
You take out the Blade of Grass and hold it out in front of you, spinning around very fast! Soon, you can only be seen as a vortex of pain! You run towards the Croach and slice through it, creating a large amount of wind that only serves to strengthen your attack! 8,000 damage to the Croach!
After killing 80 Vord Keepers, you fuse your swords together to create the Mental Longsword!
Suddenly, I equip the Baroqueback Bowtier. Before I can act, however, I feel somebody tap me on the shoulder.
PAST_KALARE: Elen síla lumenn omentivelio.
I glance behind me, only to see myself, holding the Hazel Wand. I stare for a few moments, and turn back to the immediate threat. I raise the Bowtier, and flick it. A blast of pure english energy erupts from the tip of the ebony cue, streaking towards the Vord. Upon striking a Behemoth, the resultant shockwave utterly annihilates ten Keepers and a Warrior. Faint flashes of violet light burn into the corners of my vision, likely from the person behind me. I flick the Baroqueback Bowtier in an eloquent fashion. No projectile emerges. However, a large amount of Vord begin to melt into some arcane mixture of liquids. It appears as if my curse has begun to melt the affected Vord into liquid essentia. The raw essentia slurry does not, evidently, have any form of purification to utilize, and is merely a mass of mixed liquid that is incredibly toxic to living things. I telekinetically drag all of the surrounding Vord into this mess of toxic substances. When I look around, I see myself indiscriminately firing bolts of amethyst energy into the crowd of Vord. Upon being struck, the afflicted Vord combust into an explosion of flame, instantly dying. This continues for several minutes. We both continue to attack the Vord, firing curses of obscene power into the weakest Vord, and allowing the splash damage to slay as many as possible. An effective strategy, especially given our weapons. I abruptly wave the Bowtier. Suddenly, the eyes of every single Vord within sixty feet roll into their head. They collapse onto the ground, slowly withering into nonexistence. Looking back at past me, I see that he has managed to pulse a prodigious amount of strangulation spells into the Vord. And, by that, I mean around twenty Vord are already dead, and six more are dying.
Suddenly, a shape up in the sky causes a shadow to fall over a rather small portion of the area. I look up, to see that it is Void or Bust. It appears as if Rodney has finally arrived. The doors open on the bottom of the Voidmetal ship, and a rather large amount of explosives drop out. It appears to be around fifty tons of cursed exothermic Nova Cataclysms. They rain upon the Vord, exploding into alchemical flames of energy, creating moderately large craters, and slaying Vord left and right. Entropic sludge rains down from the craters, created by the explosions and sent into the air, poisoning the Creepervord. Entropic sludge is notoriously corrosive. Suddenly, a Voidmetal-plated mech leaps from the door. Said door closes behind it, and the ship disappears, evidently going into hyperspace. Rodney lands on the ground. The impact force actually blows the lower body off of several Mantises. Barrages of rockets and energy pulses begin to mow down a large amount of Vord. It appears as if Rodney has returned, upgraded and repaired. How fortuitous. I ask him if he had a nice trip here.
I alchemize Eldritch Keystone: Tlhutlh && Infinity Rune && Nightmare Fuel 1/???. I also alchemize Potion of Vis O0O Splash Black Potion 1/???. Magic augmentation potions are useful for me, of all people.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
1/10x3 TBA'd Magic
Battlefield:Red uses BT:Terraform on himself
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x47, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x8, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $22
I dupe 3 potion of vis
+2 to Wilson
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ORBITAL DROP - TERRAFORM
Wow. That's impressive. If only the stupid charging time wasn't an issue, this would have killed all the Vord. Oh well. God those bugs are annoying.
Lothyra then uses Superpower on the Croach. Bender shoots some Keepers with Bender's Gun.
Hey Lothyra, how do you know so much about stuff from other dimensions anyway?
Oh. It's thanks to this.
She pulls out a metal rectangle. She opens it like a book to reveal that its inside consists of a holoprojector. She activates it, and a holographic orange cube is displayed.
It's a thing I found a long time ago. It is called... THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE MULTIVERSE!
I didn't know you were a hitchhiker...
It doesn't matter.
Reverse-engineering Universal Power's technology, you create a copy of the weapon that fires bolts of antiberium and doesn't heal! Using this superior model, you jump to the Croach and fire at it! Large portions of the Croach become infected and eaten away while the antimatter creates rapid explosions! 15,000 damage!
As I continue firing on the Vord, my non-alchemized weapons begin to click empty, their inline magazines finally empty after several hours of continuous fire. I consider calling more ammunition, but I have an appointment.
...Dammit, will my heavy artillery never stick around for more than a day?
I shred another Bulk with the Helbringers, smiling unpleasantly at the degradation of the Hive-Soul this is beginning to cause as I do so.
As much fun as tearing the biggest ones apart one by one is, I feel we shall need some crowd control.
I Scratch the Record Scratcher!
I raise the weapon, incandescent with golden fire, and open fire on the Vord!
Ceres Duplication 2/2!
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
The Earth, right now:
The Unremarkable Man spends nearly half an hour repeatedly cutting huge sections out of the Vault in hopes the regeneration factor has some limit.
If this is completely unsuccessful, he attempts to use his glitchy blink shot anyway.
If this also fails, he reloads the chamber and sits down to wait arrival at wherever the ship is taking him.
The Anachron, Biotech Sector, right now:
"Ther3 is plen7y of room in the antech4mbers for your equipment, Erelye, Lothyrabot, get yourselves set up."
An hour or two later, both Amperzand and four members of the Crew in uniforms marking them as biotechnicians arrive.
"Welcome again. These are the best of what I have, worked on the Children and other such projects. Somewhat different application, of course, but still the same base skill."
A human, two dwarves, an elf. Not a Vetasian, one of the ones from Dwarf Fortress, short, ritually tattooed, feral eyes. Elderly, too, after less than two centuries of life.
{I do not have the time to type out a big thing right now, so I'll finish this in my second post tonight.}
> R. K.: (Over)Heals a random PL entity with the No Joke.
> K4yne: Cold Snipin' Vords is a good job mate! especially when you do it with a machina. like me now in this post.
I create the TIMEBRINGER, by realizing time is everywhere so the BRINGER auto-transforms to the TIMEBRINGER, and begin a massive series of attacks, all happening in one second.
I start off small, pulling out some of my original weapons, like the X-STALKER, 006, PLUG PULLER, HARD RESET, X-BLIZZARD, X-INFERNO and the PALUTENA'S X-BLADE!
I sneak up behind the CROACH, and have the X-BEANSTALK tendrils of the X-STALKER wrap around it, and then turn sharp, and pierce it from all directions, generating more and more rock-hard X-BEANSTALK BLADES until it is a whirl of X-BEANSTALK SAWS, ripping the CROACH apart! They then all retract, and I stab the CROACH with one stab as powerful as the X-BEANSTALKS themself!
I then take out the 006, and blast the CROACH with thousands of autofired snowballs. I put the 006 down, and leave it shooting the CROACH.
The X-BLIZZARD is then pulled out, and I turn all the SNOWBALLS which have been fired thus far into HAILBALLS, which are diamond sharp and deadly. They all hit the CROACH, and then ascend into the sky and become one GIANT HAILBALLSTORM, raining down onto the CROACH, freezing the CROACH to its core!
Then, I take out the X-INFERNO. I set fire to the HAILBALLSTORM, making it rain FLAMING HAILBALLS down onto the croach, which due to the extreme hot and cold temperatures, explode upon impact!
I take both the X-INFERNO and X-BLIZZARD now, and turn all ice and fire into HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE FROSTFIRE! With one tap of both swords upon the FROSTFIRE, a GIANT FROSTFIRE EXPLOSION occurs, damaging the CROACH and the KEEPERS that are making it! Both are FROSTBURNED!
I then ELECTRIFY the CROACH with the PLUG PULLER, drawing electricity from the stormy sky generated by the HAILBALLSTORM!
With the electricity running through the CROACH, I take the HARD RESET and RESET the CROACH using the electricity running through it, essentially doubling the power of the electricity by taking it out, and then adding it back in, powered now by the energy of the HARD RESET!
I finish off this part of the attack by shooting a ICE, FIRE and ELECTRICITY powered arrow, drawing power from all of the attacks, from the PALUTENA'S X-BLADE into the CROACH!
Piono hovers over the Vord, seemingly waiting for someone to challenge him... To get to the Stronghold and purge it of the Vord, you're going to have to take Piono out as well! The Croach summons 300 of every Vord type except the Keepers, Behemoths, and Bulks! It summons 2,000 Keepers and 100 Behemoths and Bulks! The Keepers heal the Croach for +250,000 HP!
The Vord destroys all Infantry Robots, Heavy Dropships, Field Foundation Agents, Doom Drones, and Healos! The Knights then deal 60,000 damage to the Preston Cole's Liquid Armor, but 20 of them die in retaliation! The Vord then takes a respawn off of every Troll and deals 30,000 damage to the Moose and Rodney! They then deal 15 damage to Talist, 10 damage to Netpatham, 15 damage to Maniac (killing him!) and stronghammer (killing him!), 10 damage to CobaltShade, 15 damage to Irecreeper, omglolsguy (killing him!), TT (killing him!), Serpent (killing her!), gutza, and Modpack! Taken versions of all the entities the Vord killed appear!
The Preston Cole deals 20,000 damage to the Croach, kills 100 Keepers, and kills 30 Endervord! The Main Guns deal 20,000 damage to the Croach and kill 200 Keepers! The Siege Gun kills 10 Knights and stuns them! The Gun Batteries deal 16,000 damage to the Croach and kill 160 Keepers! It then summons a UNSC Pelican! The Zombie Pigmen deal a minicritted 9,000 damage to the Croach! The Engietech Troops and Republic Battleships kill 20 Warriors!
The first six players ready their Special Attacks!
bonziBUDDY uses I'm Bonzi, flying in the air and creating an aura of bananas around himself! It materializes into the shape of everyone's favorite gorilla (besides Cranky Kong), Bonzi Buddy! Bonzi Buddy goes bananas, his trademark laugh playing and his grin appearing as everyone realizes the stupidity of the pun I just made, and rampages into the Vord! bonziBUDDY trailing along behind him, the duo kill 40 Warriors before bonziBUDDY ascends.
Sunshine_Lord2 uses Double Rainbow, flying in the air and creating an aura of light around herself! Soon, she is shining as bright as the sun! The skies above the Far Lands glitch ouitch out/////nd create a large rainbow that glows radiantly! However, by the power of the Sun, a double rainbow is created in addition to the first rainbow! It stretches all across the way across the sky, maybe even turning into a triple rainbow, and its light burns the Vord! The rainbow kills the Taken Foundation Field Agents before Sunshine_Lord2 ascends.
hunter2 uses Superhack, flying in the air and creating an aura of warped coding around himself! The coding turns into a set of several locks, which hunter2 produces the keys for! He unlocks them all and finds that they contain the passwords to around twenty Minecraft accounts! hunter2 hacks into all of them and logs onto them, gaining complete control of them! Controlling twenty players plus himself, he manages to have them all enter the Far Lands and create a large combo of attacks, killing 10 Mantises before (only) hunter2 ascends.
1MasterChef1 uses Last Meal, flying in the air and creating an aura of warfare and food around himself! It creates a bright light that turns into a large chef hat! 1MasterChef1 puts it on top of his head and snaps his fingers, and suddenly the Vord is in a large kitchen! 1MasterChef1 explains that today's meal is going to be Vord stew, and the first ingredient he needs is lots of fresh Vord! He dumps a large amount of Vord in the stew and cooks it to perfection, presenting the dish to the other Vord, which die in disgust! The stew kills 200 Keepers before 1MasterChef1 ascends.
strudelkitty4427 uses The Beast, flying in the air and creating an aura of pure meow! It soon forms a giant cat head that crackles with pure green energy! The head dissolves and flies into her hands, creating a set of superpowered claw gauntlets whose claws function identically to the blades of Caledscratch! strudelkitty, much to the amazement of arsenicCatnip, tacklepounces the Vord and creates multiple time clones of herself, slicing through the entire army of Vord! She kills 300 Keepers before, at long last, ascending.
The other Players kill 5 Bulks!
Die and the TIE-Sentry kill 120 Keepers! The Moose and Rodney deal a minicritted 11,000 damage to the Croach!
Robobunny deals a minicritted 9,000 damage to the Croach! The Flying Calamari and Basilisk Lusii kill 14 Warriors! The Godmodder wipes out all the Taken entities (except for the Doom Drones)! He breaks 60 on his Killstreak!
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the new Vord types!
> All: Destroy the Croach!
> All: Kill Piono!
> All: Defend the Preston Cole!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
II. DEMONHEAD .II
==> III. INFESTATION .III <==
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
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The Far Lands:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ================================================== 2,709,250/5,000,000
Current Impetus Comb: 5
Vord Warriors: [H] HP: 500/500. (x1,517.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Keepers: [H] HP: 100/100. (x2,874.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Knights: [H] HP: 750/750. (x1,771.) More are summoned each turn. Stunned.
Vord Mantises: [H] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x1,332.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Behemoths: [H] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x790.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Bulks: [H] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x636.) More are summoned each turn.
Creepervords: [H] HP: 500/500. (x1,610.) More are summoned each turn. Poison: II
Endervords: [H] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x1,510.) More are summoned each turn. Constricted: III
Croach: [H] HP: 613,100/1,000,000. Constantly being regenerated by Keepers.
Taken Doom Drones: [H] HP: 500/500. (x200.)
UNSC Preston Cole: [N] HP: 100,000/100,000. Liquid Armor: 39,250/100,000 HP. Regens 50% + 1,000 of its HP every turn. Main Guns: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x2.) Charge Level: IIIII Siege Gun: 75,000/75,000 HP. Gun Batteries: 25,000/25,000 HP. (x4.) MMM: 50,000/50,000 HP. Macross Missile Massacre: III Launch Bay: 50,000/50,000 HP. Spawns a UNSC Destroyer every 4 turns, and a UNSC Frigate every 3 turns. | Entities that attack it can be counter-attacked for 25% of their normal power. Takes 20% less damage from most attacks.
twin, could you re-quote my post once I finish writing in the encounter between piono and Eric? Thanks
Also, I'm noticing that the Preston Cole doesn't have as much of a presence as was intended, could you add in the pelican spawns? If that doesn't work, aegis had an idea for fighter/bombers he also wanted to add. But yeah, he's not coming back, he actually told me this time. I'm still keeping him updated on the Preston Cole, but he says he won't be coming back until DTG 3 if he does at all.
the Conclave:
Very well. Anyways, if that is all the questions that you have for me, I'll be going.
Is there any further information you would like?
On the Battlefield:
Hank, Sanford and Deimos think better of trying to challenge piono, and decide to pull off a triple rampage again on the croach. Even Hank isn't up to par with the energies being thrown around up there.
Hank also smashes a potion of conflagration on the croach, inflicting the inferno debuff on it, which is like burned, only a lot more.
Well this is... Actually I guess it's not that early.
I stare at the Mini-Bionis Mech, then puzzle over how this thing only took four turbs to make. I then retrieve my Monado, leap into the cockpit, and start piloting this titanic god-vessel. I slash the Keepers with my newly-embiggened Monado, sending waves of them flying from the force, and even more disintegrated from the mere act of touching then with the Monado. The mech then seems to disappear somewhere else. I then unapologetically stick Serpent's pin into the Voodoo Doll. Yup. I sure just did that. I then ask Die whether he can make a pin for the Godmodder. Just as a security measure.
Fluorite Octet && Glitchiness = ///// // / [email protected] (Level 8: 6/9)
Turnspec Ringwear && Red Miles Picture = Ring of Orbs Seerfold (Level 10: 5/11)
Joker Ammo && Fluorite Octet 1/9 (for Netpatham, why not.)
Hey Piono, Karkat still hasn't reacted to the Scantron Reality Array I gave him.
Scranton. Unless Cobalt wrote a test you use it in.
The shield is spread out so thin that it dissolves!
Hard-Light doesn't DO that.
Seeing that Piono has betrayed us, an army of timeclones of myself arrive, with an equally large armada of HALI, JOKR, etc., arrays ((That etc. is the Elemental Pearl version.)) that they use to launch a seriously large amount of attacks at Piono while in a temporal lock. This is a temporal velocity of 0, sort of thing, as opposed to a time stop.
All the timeclones and myself collaborate to write into existence a weapon outside of Piono's power set/control/ability to counteract, which is given to the pastmost (I.e. myself) clone.
We all aggress him with it simultaneously, in various points in time.
>>I note that there ARE single points of failure in the BLACK HOLES POWERING THE SHIPS.
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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Hazel Wand: IIIII
Men of the End 7/7!
Splash Potion of Abyss 2/3
+1 to Amp x2.
Assuming it will not instantly kill me, I read Men of the End, after examining it.
I should probably also note that past me has access to my inventory. It would be a problem if he/I couldn't do so.
I pull out some Bottled Void Visink, and a Miniature Green Sun. I allow the model to levitate into the air, permitting me to properly handle the Visink. As such, I uncork the bottle, and telekinetically move the Miniature Green Sun to face me. I stare at the Miniature Green Sun, and abruptly activate the Black Ring. Tendrils of ink drip off of the arcane ring as I wait, staring at the model. Slowly, the thing darkens. After several seconds, the Miniature Green Sun is composed entirely of ink. Some sort of inky sun. Of course, that is not a thing that exists in the Inky Abyss. Trust me; I've examined that particular region of the Void with Eye's Pyramidion several times without noticing any massive stars. However, it creates a potent link to the Inky Abyss nonetheless. The tendrils of ink dripping off of the Black Ring begin to stabilize into some form of... liquid aura. I promptly pour the contents of the bottle of Visink onto the sphere. The Miniature Black Sun grows to a slightly larger size. The liquid aura encompassing the Black Ring extends to connect with the Miniature Black Sun. Immediately, the thing disappears, fusing with the aura. The aura darkens, emanating the energy of the Inky Abyss quite radiantly. I utilize this energy to forge a link to the Inky Abyss itself. Liquid ink pools on the ground in utterly random but precise points in the Far Lands. I telekinetically lift each pool into the air. The pools swiftly form attenuated spikes of liquid ink, bristling with the power of the Abyss. I wait for every pool to form an attenuated bolt, and then motion towards the Vord with my hand. Amethyst energy explodes from each individual bolt, streaking towards the Vord at speeds slightly faster than light. As such, they skewer hundreds of Vord in less than a second. Vord corpses lay strewn about across the ranks of the Vord, precise puncture wounds denoting where the ink struck. Pools of ink drip from the bodies. Green sparks, the only remnants of the original Miniature Green Sun, fly off of the ink occasionally. The liquid aura no longer exists around the Black Ring. Streams of ink levitate into the air, forming a blob. I wait for every drop of ink I summoned to enter the blob, before waving my hand nonchalantly. The blob of ink suddenly disappears. However, a rather large amount of Vord appear to have suffered fatal burn wounds (likely from the friction caused by ink moving faster than light) within this minuscule moment of time. I deactivate the Black Ring.
Kalare:
I return to commanding my entities. It is quite an important role, though it is not nearly as intensive as regular combat is. Anyhow, I order the TIE-Sentry to assault the Creepervord. Noting Rodney's position within the battle, I telepathically contact him, advising he fire a Nova Cataclysm at the Mantises, before following up with everything he can do to annihilate the bugs.
Of course, I am going to have to leap into the fray once more. Alas. I cut communications with Rodney, and grip the Hazel Wand tightly, disappearing in a flash of violet light. Suddenly, a plume of amethyst flame and light emerges around fifteen feet away from Piono. A figure stands within the aforementioned flame, waiting for it to disappear. After it does a few seconds later, I speak.
I can't exactly say I am surprised that you are the one who released the Vord. I am not going to allow you to stay within this universe. I cannot defeat you on my own, but I will certainly try.
And, with that, I point the Hazel Wand at Piono. Nothing appears to occur. It almost seems as if my attack was a failure. Fortunately, it was not. A wave of energy not confined to the laws of reality itself, summoned straight from the edges of infinity in the dark recesses in the unfathomable minds of the Outer Gods, streaks towards Piono, invisible to the mundane eye. A resonating gong-like sound echoes throughout the Far Lands. Under the most optimistic of conditions, the spell tears into Piono's existence, warping his form into a mess of organic matter. Under regular conditions, the curse will merely tear into his life-force, and mutilate it, causing some minor amount of damage. In a more sensible state of affairs, and the one that is most likely to occur, Piono will block and/or dodge the attack. If this does occur, I prepare for a bout of synaptic manipulation that I will inevitably use to combat Piono in some time. The interesting thing about this particular thing is likely that Kalare is not a Minecraft avatar, and also possesses conditional immortality. I assure you, this fight is not a heroic one. I can also assure you it is in no way just for me to die.
The Anachron:
During the interregnum period before the arrival of the biotechnicians and Amp, I set up a variety of maddeningly disorganized thaumaturgical devices, composed of large amounts of essentia tubes, assorted alchemical constructs, and the occasional valve and monitor in a particularly large antechamber. I turn a specific valve, and pull a lever on one of the more esoteric-looking devices, containing a tube of green slime, a large amount of buttons, and a Thaumatorium. A monitor blinks into existence, showing what appears to be a model of some sort of molecule. I return to the central room of the Biotech Sector, and wait. I greet Amp and the three biotechnicians.
Splendiferous. Shall we determine approximately what we are attempting to do before we actually begin?
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Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
2/10x3 TBA'd Magic
Battlefield:Red uses the potion airdropper to put critmist potions on the next six attacks against a hostile
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x41, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x11, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $24
I dupe 3 potion of vis
+2 to Wilson
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The Other Arrival: 49/50
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 3/9
Physics Cannon: 28/30
Cargo Bay: 6/6 Complete!
SciAntimak: 5/11
Missile Bay: 5/11
==Actions==
Now that an alchemy slot is open, let's try the Nanolight Superlander thing again, shall we?
Lothyra alchemizes Nanolight Lander -c Escalander = Nanolight Escalander.
NANOLIGHT ESCALANDER: Like the Nanolight Lander, but has an Escalander attached to the bottom of the front of the ship, facing forwards. All the other landing gear remain as they are.
She then uses First Aid on the Trolls (Homestuck FTW!). However, before Bender can do anything...
Anti-Vord Orbital Bombardment: 30/30 Complete!
Lothyra looks on her helmet's display.
Oh God. They're here. BENDER! USE THAT UNREALISTIC DEVICE BEFORE EVERYONE DIES!
Bender pulls out a mysterious white sphere and presses a button on it. A blinding white light shines from it. All the Hostile entities are pulled toward it, then are blasted with mysterious energy. They realize that they have somehow entered the fourth spacial dimension, and the device is projecting a view on what is happening outside while being shielded from it. Meanwhile, in outer space right above Minecraftia, a massive fleet of sleek spaceships warp in. Anyone with far-range vision sees that those ships are Protoss Carriers. However, it seems that they have been outfitted with unique weaponry...
The Carriers start blasting white bolts of energy. When they strike the ground the explode in a blinding light. These bolts are actually a mix of Anticarbon and Antisilicon. The anticarbon annihilates with the carbon found in organic objects (like Vord or Croach), while the antisilicon annhilates perfectly with the silicon that composes most rocks. The conflagration continues on for a couple of minutes, feeling like the planet itself is being destroyed. Finally it is over, the Protoss Carriers warp out, and the device sends you back out of the fourth dimension. You all survey the landscape. What was previously glitchy, swiss-cheese like terrain is now a flat hellhole. A significant portion of the ground has fused into volcanic glass like obsidian, and cracks of lava permeate the surroundings. An acrid stench of rotton eggs and God knows what else fills your noses. The sky, once clear blue, is now crimson with black clouds. Occasional spires or ground that looks like this but solidified:
The heat generated by the blast burns your skin, and you'd probably be taking damage if it weren't for the fact that you are players. In short, this part of the Far Lands has been turned into Mordor. All of a sudden, the Vord that didn't die rise up from the landscape.
WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO KILL THESE THINGS?!
I DON'T KNOW!
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
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I just recently checked the Echeladder, and found I have a battle technique! Hip, Hip, Hoo-ray!
I use BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LEAF WIND on the Croach! I wonder what it does. Something akin to razor leaf?
I then decide it's time to put my Bottled Item-Fusion to use. I shake it up, pop it open, and splash the contents over my swords I've made (Blade of Grass, Light's Bane, Fiery Greatsword, and the Demon Blade) and stand back to see what comes from it. But not before using them all one last time on some Vord Keepers! Ho ho.
Alchemies:
"CHAINGUN" = Solflower (Level 4: 4/5)
Charges:
None
Inventory:
Here
Men of the End 6/7
+1 to Amp x2.
Suddenly, I equip the Baroqueback Bowtier. Before I can act, however, I feel somebody tap me on the shoulder.
PAST_KALARE: Elen síla lumenn omentivelio.
PRESENT_KALARE: Alas, they do not. Still, hello.
PAST_KALARE: Hah.
I glance behind me, only to see myself, holding the Hazel Wand. I stare for a few moments, and turn back to the immediate threat. I raise the Bowtier, and flick it. A blast of pure english energy erupts from the tip of the ebony cue, streaking towards the Vord. Upon striking a Behemoth, the resultant shockwave utterly annihilates ten Keepers and a Warrior. Faint flashes of violet light burn into the corners of my vision, likely from the person behind me. I flick the Baroqueback Bowtier in an eloquent fashion. No projectile emerges. However, a large amount of Vord begin to melt into some arcane mixture of liquids. It appears as if my curse has begun to melt the affected Vord into liquid essentia. The raw essentia slurry does not, evidently, have any form of purification to utilize, and is merely a mass of mixed liquid that is incredibly toxic to living things. I telekinetically drag all of the surrounding Vord into this mess of toxic substances. When I look around, I see myself indiscriminately firing bolts of amethyst energy into the crowd of Vord. Upon being struck, the afflicted Vord combust into an explosion of flame, instantly dying. This continues for several minutes. We both continue to attack the Vord, firing curses of obscene power into the weakest Vord, and allowing the splash damage to slay as many as possible. An effective strategy, especially given our weapons. I abruptly wave the Bowtier. Suddenly, the eyes of every single Vord within sixty feet roll into their head. They collapse onto the ground, slowly withering into nonexistence. Looking back at past me, I see that he has managed to pulse a prodigious amount of strangulation spells into the Vord. And, by that, I mean around twenty Vord are already dead, and six more are dying.
Suddenly, a shape up in the sky causes a shadow to fall over a rather small portion of the area. I look up, to see that it is Void or Bust. It appears as if Rodney has finally arrived. The doors open on the bottom of the Voidmetal ship, and a rather large amount of explosives drop out. It appears to be around fifty tons of cursed exothermic Nova Cataclysms. They rain upon the Vord, exploding into alchemical flames of energy, creating moderately large craters, and slaying Vord left and right. Entropic sludge rains down from the craters, created by the explosions and sent into the air, poisoning the Creepervord. Entropic sludge is notoriously corrosive. Suddenly, a Voidmetal-plated mech leaps from the door. Said door closes behind it, and the ship disappears, evidently going into hyperspace. Rodney lands on the ground. The impact force actually blows the lower body off of several Mantises. Barrages of rockets and energy pulses begin to mow down a large amount of Vord. It appears as if Rodney has returned, upgraded and repaired. How fortuitous. I ask him if he had a nice trip here.
I alchemize Eldritch Keystone: Tlhutlh && Infinity Rune && Nightmare Fuel 1/???. I also alchemize Potion of Vis O0O Splash Black Potion 1/???. Magic augmentation potions are useful for me, of all people.
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
1/10x3 TBA'd Magic
Battlefield:Red uses BT:Terraform on himself
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x47, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x8, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $22
I dupe 3 potion of vis
+2 to Wilson
Physics Cannon: 29/30
SciAntimak: 6/11
Missile Bay: 6/11
Nanolight Escalander: 2/4
==Actions==
Lothyra surveys the hellish landscape.
Wow. That's impressive. If only the stupid charging time wasn't an issue, this would have killed all the Vord. Oh well. God those bugs are annoying.
Lothyra then uses Superpower on the Croach. Bender shoots some Keepers with Bender's Gun.
Hey Lothyra, how do you know so much about stuff from other dimensions anyway?
Oh. It's thanks to this.
She pulls out a metal rectangle. She opens it like a book to reveal that its inside consists of a holoprojector. She activates it, and a holographic orange cube is displayed.
It's a thing I found a long time ago. It is called... THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE MULTIVERSE!
I didn't know you were a hitchhiker...
It doesn't matter.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
As I continue firing on the Vord, my non-alchemized weapons begin to click empty, their inline magazines finally empty after several hours of continuous fire. I consider calling more ammunition, but I have an appointment.
...Dammit, will my heavy artillery never stick around for more than a day?
I shred another Bulk with the Helbringers, smiling unpleasantly at the degradation of the Hive-Soul this is beginning to cause as I do so.
As much fun as tearing the biggest ones apart one by one is, I feel we shall need some crowd control.
I Scratch the Record Scratcher!
I raise the weapon, incandescent with golden fire, and open fire on the Vord!
Ceres Duplication 2/2!
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
The Earth, right now:
The Unremarkable Man spends nearly half an hour repeatedly cutting huge sections out of the Vault in hopes the regeneration factor has some limit.
If this is completely unsuccessful, he attempts to use his glitchy blink shot anyway.
If this also fails, he reloads the chamber and sits down to wait arrival at wherever the ship is taking him.
The Anachron, Biotech Sector, right now:
"Ther3 is plen7y of room in the antech4mbers for your equipment, Erelye, Lothyrabot, get yourselves set up."
An hour or two later, both Amperzand and four members of the Crew in uniforms marking them as biotechnicians arrive.
"Welcome again. These are the best of what I have, worked on the Children and other such projects. Somewhat different application, of course, but still the same base skill."
A human, two dwarves, an elf. Not a Vetasian, one of the ones from Dwarf Fortress, short, ritually tattooed, feral eyes. Elderly, too, after less than two centuries of life.
{I do not have the time to type out a big thing right now, so I'll finish this in my second post tonight.}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
39/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit
> R. K.: (Over)Heals a random PL entity with the No Joke.
> K4yne: Cold Snipin' Vords is a good job mate! especially when you do it with a machina. like me now in this post.
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No Joke
UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Kid Radd: 15/45
Kid Radd NES Cartridge + Badhand = ??? (2/?)
I toss a few cats at the Croach.
These cats have limbs that sever themselves if they break. The cats also have a core temperature of 30,000.
End result: Thermonuclear Catsplosion.
I attack the Vord keepers with Emoticons!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
=CHARGE=
-19 / 50- Genesis
-9 / 10- Lil Chad
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I attempt to preform a COMBO-ATTACK with Terezi upon the CROACH!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Bringer && Life Essence = Lifebringer 5/8
NEW Cosmic Rust && Bug Spray && Hope Essence = ??? 2/??
+2 to Irecreeper
The PIGMEN attack the CROACH!
I create the TIMEBRINGER, by realizing time is everywhere so the BRINGER auto-transforms to the TIMEBRINGER, and begin a massive series of attacks, all happening in one second.
I start off small, pulling out some of my original weapons, like the X-STALKER, 006, PLUG PULLER, HARD RESET, X-BLIZZARD, X-INFERNO and the PALUTENA'S X-BLADE!
I sneak up behind the CROACH, and have the X-BEANSTALK tendrils of the X-STALKER wrap around it, and then turn sharp, and pierce it from all directions, generating more and more rock-hard X-BEANSTALK BLADES until it is a whirl of X-BEANSTALK SAWS, ripping the CROACH apart! They then all retract, and I stab the CROACH with one stab as powerful as the X-BEANSTALKS themself!
I then take out the 006, and blast the CROACH with thousands of autofired snowballs. I put the 006 down, and leave it shooting the CROACH.
The X-BLIZZARD is then pulled out, and I turn all the SNOWBALLS which have been fired thus far into HAILBALLS, which are diamond sharp and deadly. They all hit the CROACH, and then ascend into the sky and become one GIANT HAILBALLSTORM, raining down onto the CROACH, freezing the CROACH to its core!
Then, I take out the X-INFERNO. I set fire to the HAILBALLSTORM, making it rain FLAMING HAILBALLS down onto the croach, which due to the extreme hot and cold temperatures, explode upon impact!
I take both the X-INFERNO and X-BLIZZARD now, and turn all ice and fire into HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE FROSTFIRE! With one tap of both swords upon the FROSTFIRE, a GIANT FROSTFIRE EXPLOSION occurs, damaging the CROACH and the KEEPERS that are making it! Both are FROSTBURNED!
I then ELECTRIFY the CROACH with the PLUG PULLER, drawing electricity from the stormy sky generated by the HAILBALLSTORM!
With the electricity running through the CROACH, I take the HARD RESET and RESET the CROACH using the electricity running through it, essentially doubling the power of the electricity by taking it out, and then adding it back in, powered now by the energy of the HARD RESET!
I finish off this part of the attack by shooting a ICE, FIRE and ELECTRICITY powered arrow, drawing power from all of the attacks, from the PALUTENA'S X-BLADE into the CROACH!
X-VIRUS 8/20
X-PLAGUE 8/30
X-EXTINCTION 7/40
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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Doc Scratch's cueball head descends from the sky with the word "Hors" written on it. It rolls into the Keepers, killing 80.
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 HELLA DICEROLL - JEFFING AWESOME
200 Keepers killed!
6,000 damage to the Croach!
FLASK OF THE KITSUNE: An insanely powerful potion that throbs with a large amount of magic. It has the power of the gods, able to strengthen the attack and defense of anyone who drinks it. It can cause attacks to crit, it can heal the HP of the user, it can give them a strong connection to magic, and it give them power over dreams. In short, it can do a lot.
WE'LL SEE AB0UT THAT.
You respawn.
There doesn't seem to be any.
You get a hypothetical atomic number of - stunningly - 901.
Air Pearl && Fire Pearl && Earth Pearl && Water Pearl && Chaos Pearl = Element Pearl (Preview)
Elemental Pearl ~~~ Loom = Faux White Ring
Spades Ammo && Hearts Ammo && Clubs Ammo && Diamonds Ammo = Joker Ammo (Preview)
Joker Ammo ~~~ Loom = Harlequin Hat
Joker Ammo && HALI Array = JOKR Array (Preview)
Ender Pearl /\/ Scratcher = Magic Cueball (Level 10: 1/11)
FAUX WHITE RING: A copy of the White Ring possessed by Erelye. Normally, it would contain a vast amount of elemental power. However, it appears to be only decorative in this form.
HARLEQUIN HAT: An ominous harlequin hat draped in red and black stripes.
But what do they target?
6,000 damage to the Croach! 12 Warriors killed!
The shield is spread out so thin that it dissolves!
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18 Warriors killed!
8 Creepervord killed!
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> ManiacMasteR: COMBAT OPERANDI => IUBEOQUE
You expend 2 Hop Slop and 3 Weasel Snot, depleting the supply of Hog Slop.
30,000 damage to the Croach!
The Godmodder is being a bit more lenient on insta-summons.
30 Keepers killed!
SOLFLOWER: A metal flower with an intense amount of solar energy surrounding it.
Both your swords deal 9,000 damage to the Croach!
7,000 damage to the Croach!
The Badhand && Kid Radd NES Cartridge = The Raddhand (Level 5: 1/6)
60 Keepers killed!
The maximum amount you can charge a charge is 50 charging charges! You know, so you can charge a charger that charges into a wall using a Chargin' Targe. ...i'm so sorry
You equip the Brass Knuckles and let it fly into the Croach! The resulting shockwave and imminent impact deals 50,000 damage!
The Moose, Robobunny, and Zombie Pigmen will mini-crit!
16 Creepervord killed! 70 Keepers killed! Mantis killed!
The Spare Tentacle Constricts the Endervord!
Die creates pins of Piono, Serpent, and K4yne.
>insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 GENERIC STORM - DRILLGENERIGORG
200 Keepers killed!
The Pogohammer of Zillygui was finished already!
10,000 damage to the Croach! 14 Warriors killed!
12,000 damage to the Croach!
Engietech Reinforcements added!
+3 of all Sacred Items!
Because of Maniac's Combat Operandi, you STILL lack the Sacred Items!
Okay.
You respawn.
Piono added! 200 Clonetroopers killed! First five Players killed!
TEETHGNASHER: A newly-wrought eldritch pipe organ. What would normally be its white keys are black, and what would normally be its black keys are white. Its pipes resemble the bones of abominations, and playing the "instrument" will produce the sounds of the Furthest Ring's worst beast, grinding enemies' ears to paste and their brains to dust.
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 OGLOGOTH'S CRY - HORRORTERROR
100 Keepers killed!
Okay.
Another Player? ...Alright then. GreatGeneral731 added!
+4 HP!
Potion of Panacea OOO Glowstone Dust = Potion of Panacea II (1/2)
15,000 damage to the Croach!
3 Endervord killed!
SHADOW TURRETCOMPUTER: An upgraded version of the Mobile Turretcomputer that contains two built-in copies of the gem at the top of Shadow Dissonance. Upon use, they will teleport the chair and the person sitting in it to a specified location.
Heavy-Duty Thuleprism Mecha -c Mini-Mecha Psiionics Panel = Ψ-Mech (1/4)
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6,900 damage to the Croach!
30 Warriors and Creepervord killed! 300 Keepers killed!
5,000 damage to the Croach!
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A Goddamned Boss appears and aggresses the Croach, dealing 8,000 damage!
20 Keepers killed!
2,000 damage to the Croach!
5,000 damage to the Croach!
80 Keepers killed!
TNT CANNON: A cobblestone cannon with built-in redstone circuitry that fires TNT. Its aiming is a bit off, so you'll mostly have to rely on trial and error.
Doom Drones and Healos added!
> 5l1n65h07: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 RAILROADER - NO MERCY
150 Keepers killed!
10,000 damage to the Croach!
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You gain a reroll!
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A Fancy Reindeer falls out of the sky and runs over a Vord Grandma! The children of the Vord Grandma die out of sadness, taking out 80 Vord Keepers!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 CLOCKBREAKER - HIGH NOON
100 Vord Keepers killed!
MINI BIONIS-MECH: A miniature version of Bionis, the organic god. Despite being "miniature", Bionis is over the size of a city, so this mech is large enough to pilot. It possesses a formidable amount of weaponry.
16 Vord Warriors killed!
An item alchemized in the Zillymiter. Basically, it turns the item candy-colored and gives it the powers described in cherubim lore. Even more basically, it's a gag from Homestuck.
CARGO BAY: A large room used for storing objects. Cargo, if you will.
Nanolight Lander -c Escalander = Nanolight Megalander (1/4)
All the Trolls are fully healed already!
30,000 damage to the Croach! 300 Keepers killed!
You lack the Sacred Items!
> r_stronghammer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LEAF WIND
You take out the Blade of Grass and hold it out in front of you, spinning around very fast! Soon, you can only be seen as a vortex of pain! You run towards the Croach and slice through it, creating a large amount of wind that only serves to strengthen your attack! 8,000 damage to the Croach!
After killing 80 Vord Keepers, you fuse your swords together to create the Mental Longsword!
100 Keepers killed! 12 Warriors killed!
20 Creepervord killed! Creepervord poisoned! Rodney added!
Tlhutlh Keystone && Infinity Rune && Nightmare Fuel = Black Monolith (Level -1: 1/-1)
Potion of Vis O0O Splash Black Potion = Splash Potion of Abyss (1/3)
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ORBITAL DROP - TERRAFORM
+15 HP to you!
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 UNIVERSAL - SUPERPOWER
Reverse-engineering Universal Power's technology, you create a copy of the weapon that fires bolts of antiberium and doesn't heal! Using this superior model, you jump to the Croach and fire at it! Large portions of the Croach become infected and eaten away while the antimatter creates rapid explosions! 15,000 damage!
50 Keepers killed!
10 Warriors killed! Bulk killed! 16 Creepervord killed!
It doesn't. The glitchy blink shot is seemingly scrambled by an external force, so you wait.
You overheal apocalypseArisen so she rises to 20,000 HP!
2 Mantises killed!
3 Mantises killed!
It did [DATA EXPUNGED] damage!
40 Keepers killed!
You and gallowsCalibrator flip your respective coins and deal 12,000 damage to the Croach!
Cosmic Rust && Bug Spray && Hope Essence = Insecticide (Level 10: 1/11)
(Note: not actual insecticide.)
17,000 damage to the Croach!
Piono hovers over the Vord, seemingly waiting for someone to challenge him... To get to the Stronghold and purge it of the Vord, you're going to have to take Piono out as well! The Croach summons 300 of every Vord type except the Keepers, Behemoths, and Bulks! It summons 2,000 Keepers and 100 Behemoths and Bulks! The Keepers heal the Croach for +250,000 HP!
The Vord destroys all Infantry Robots, Heavy Dropships, Field Foundation Agents, Doom Drones, and Healos! The Knights then deal 60,000 damage to the Preston Cole's Liquid Armor, but 20 of them die in retaliation! The Vord then takes a respawn off of every Troll and deals 30,000 damage to the Moose and Rodney! They then deal 15 damage to Talist, 10 damage to Netpatham, 15 damage to Maniac (killing him!) and stronghammer (killing him!), 10 damage to CobaltShade, 15 damage to Irecreeper, omglolsguy (killing him!), TT (killing him!), Serpent (killing her!), gutza, and Modpack! Taken versions of all the entities the Vord killed appear!
The Preston Cole deals 20,000 damage to the Croach, kills 100 Keepers, and kills 30 Endervord! The Main Guns deal 20,000 damage to the Croach and kill 200 Keepers! The Siege Gun kills 10 Knights and stuns them! The Gun Batteries deal 16,000 damage to the Croach and kill 160 Keepers! It then summons a UNSC Pelican! The Zombie Pigmen deal a minicritted 9,000 damage to the Croach! The Engietech Troops and Republic Battleships kill 20 Warriors!
The first six players ready their Special Attacks!
bonziBUDDY uses I'm Bonzi, flying in the air and creating an aura of bananas around himself! It materializes into the shape of everyone's favorite gorilla (besides Cranky Kong), Bonzi Buddy! Bonzi Buddy goes bananas, his trademark laugh playing and his grin appearing as everyone realizes the stupidity of the pun I just made, and rampages into the Vord! bonziBUDDY trailing along behind him, the duo kill 40 Warriors before bonziBUDDY ascends.
Sunshine_Lord2 uses Double Rainbow, flying in the air and creating an aura of light around herself! Soon, she is shining as bright as the sun! The skies above the Far Lands glitch ouitch out/////nd create a large rainbow that glows radiantly! However, by the power of the Sun, a double rainbow is created in addition to the first rainbow! It stretches all across the way across the sky, maybe even turning into a triple rainbow, and its light burns the Vord! The rainbow kills the Taken Foundation Field Agents before Sunshine_Lord2 ascends.
hunter2 uses Superhack, flying in the air and creating an aura of warped coding around himself! The coding turns into a set of several locks, which hunter2 produces the keys for! He unlocks them all and finds that they contain the passwords to around twenty Minecraft accounts! hunter2 hacks into all of them and logs onto them, gaining complete control of them! Controlling twenty players plus himself, he manages to have them all enter the Far Lands and create a large combo of attacks, killing 10 Mantises before (only) hunter2 ascends.
1MasterChef1 uses Last Meal, flying in the air and creating an aura of warfare and food around himself! It creates a bright light that turns into a large chef hat! 1MasterChef1 puts it on top of his head and snaps his fingers, and suddenly the Vord is in a large kitchen! 1MasterChef1 explains that today's meal is going to be Vord stew, and the first ingredient he needs is lots of fresh Vord! He dumps a large amount of Vord in the stew and cooks it to perfection, presenting the dish to the other Vord, which die in disgust! The stew kills 200 Keepers before 1MasterChef1 ascends.
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strudelkitty4427 uses The Beast, flying in the air and creating an aura of pure meow! It soon forms a giant cat head that crackles with pure green energy! The head dissolves and flies into her hands, creating a set of superpowered claw gauntlets whose claws function identically to the blades of Caledscratch! strudelkitty, much to the amazement of arsenicCatnip, tacklepounces the Vord and creates multiple time clones of herself, slicing through the entire army of Vord! She kills 300 Keepers before, at long last, ascending.
The other Players kill 5 Bulks!
Die and the TIE-Sentry kill 120 Keepers! The Moose and Rodney deal a minicritted 11,000 damage to the Croach!
Robobunny deals a minicritted 9,000 damage to the Croach! The Flying Calamari and Basilisk Lusii kill 14 Warriors! The Godmodder wipes out all the Taken entities (except for the Doom Drones)! He breaks 60 on his Killstreak!
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the new Vord types!
> All: Destroy the Croach!
> All: Kill Piono!
> All: Defend the Preston Cole!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIThe Far Lands:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ================================================== 2,709,250/5,000,000
Current Impetus Comb: 5
ROUND 2: THE FAR LANDS
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Armor.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 4/25.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 7/25. Has Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 0/25.
Talist: [AG] HP: 1/25.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 10/25.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 14/25.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 9/25. Has Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 0/25.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 15/25.
r_stronghammer: [AG] HP: 0/25.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 14/25.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 0/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20.
fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20.
pionoplayer: [N] HP: 20/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 0/20.
XDGrangerDX: [N] HP: 17/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 5/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 12/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 14/20.
Piono: [H] HP: 20/20.
Vord Warriors: [H] HP: 500/500. (x1,517.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Keepers: [H] HP: 100/100. (x2,874.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Knights: [H] HP: 750/750. (x1,771.) More are summoned each turn. Stunned.
Vord Mantises: [H] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x1,332.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Behemoths: [H] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x790.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Bulks: [H] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x636.) More are summoned each turn.
Creepervords: [H] HP: 500/500. (x1,610.) More are summoned each turn. Poison: II
Endervords: [H] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x1,510.) More are summoned each turn. Constricted: III
Croach: [H] HP: 613,100/1,000,000. Constantly being regenerated by Keepers.
Taken Doom Drones: [H] HP: 500/500. (x200.)
UNSC Preston Cole: [N] HP: 100,000/100,000. Liquid Armor: 39,250/100,000 HP. Regens 50% + 1,000 of its HP every turn. Main Guns: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x2.) Charge Level: IIIII Siege Gun: 75,000/75,000 HP. Gun Batteries: 25,000/25,000 HP. (x4.) MMM: 50,000/50,000 HP. Macross Missile Massacre: III Launch Bay: 50,000/50,000 HP. Spawns a UNSC Destroyer every 4 turns, and a UNSC Frigate every 3 turns. | Entities that attack it can be counter-attacked for 25% of their normal power. Takes 20% less damage from most attacks.
UNSC Frigate: [N] HP: 60,000/60,000. Summons UNSC Pelicans.
Zombie Pigmen: [N]
Engietech Soldiers: [N] HP: 500/500. (x550.) More are summoned each turn.
Engietech Technicians: [N] HP: 100/100. (x750.) Repair Engietech and the Preston Cole. More are summoned each turn.
Engietech Pyromaniacs: [N] HP: 750/750. (x225.) More are summoned each turn. Burn targets.
Engietech Minions: [N] HP: 500/500. (x200.) Infect targets.
Engietech Elite, Audie: [N] HP: 50,000/50,000.
Republic Battleships: [N] HP: 35,000/35,000. (x5.) Clonetroopers: 500/500 HP. (x750.)
GreatGeneral731: [PL] HP: 20,000/20,000. Respawns: IIIII Tempered Rage: IIII
apocalypseArisen: [PL] HP: 20,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Arisen Anew: IIIIII
adiosToreador: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Mega Evolution: IIIIII
twinArmageddons: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Twins' Wrath: IIIIII
carcinoGeneticist: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Final Sermon: IIIIII
arsenicCatnip: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Tacklepounce: IIIIII
grimAuxiliatrix: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Bisection: IIIIII
gallowsCalibrator: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Tipping Scales: IIIIII
arachnidsGrip: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Ancestral Awakening: IIIIII
centaursTestіcle: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Execution: IIIIII
caligulasAquarium: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Last Empire: IIIIII
cuttlefishCuller: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Vast Glub: IIIIII
Die: [AG]
TIE-Sentry: [AG]
Moose: [AG] HP: 50,000/80,000. Honk: IIII Eggs: 1/1. (x5.) Killing an Egg spawns a Mosling.
Rodney: [AG] HP: 120,000/150,000.
Robobunny: [PG] HP: 100,000/150,000. Killer Instinct: III
Flying Calamari: [PG] HP: 50,000/100,000. Natural Habitat: III
Basilisk Lusii: [PG] HP: 8,000/8,000. (x8.)
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 6/125. Killstreak: 61.
The Battlefield:
Perfect Sphere: [AG] Energy: 5. Inner Barrier: 40,000/40,000/25,000 HP. Middle Barrier: 0/40,000/25,000 HP. Outer Barrier: 0/40,000/25,000 HP. Outer Shield: 0/50,000 HP. Modules: 2. Bridge: 11,000/50,000 HP. Housing no players. AF Hangar: 0/100,000 HP.Tanker A2: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Shields: 0/20,000. Regenerates +2,500 Shields a turn.Isaac: [AG] HP: 23/25. Deck of Cards: III Mega Bomb: IIIIIIIICogWynd: [AG] HP: 147,000/200,000. Winded: IIIIIIIIIIII 85%. In Overclocked mode.Vord-Eating Spider: [AG] HP: 28,000/50,000.Medic Bot: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Heals allies every turn.Jukebox: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000. Currently playing Land of Fans and Music - MeGaDanceVaNia.Chaos Shard: [PG] HP: ???/???.The Malice: [PG] HP: 90,000/120,000. Breach: IIIRedwalker: [PG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Launch: IIIThe Forge:
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III IN USE (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III IN USE (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III IN USE (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
3 Hog Slop
9 Elf Tears
5 Pie Filling
21 Weasel Snot
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Also, I'm noticing that the Preston Cole doesn't have as much of a presence as was intended, could you add in the pelican spawns? If that doesn't work, aegis had an idea for fighter/bombers he also wanted to add. But yeah, he's not coming back, he actually told me this time. I'm still keeping him updated on the Preston Cole, but he says he won't be coming back until DTG 3 if he does at all.
the Conclave:
Very well. Anyways, if that is all the questions that you have for me, I'll be going.
Is there any further information you would like?
On the Battlefield:
Hank, Sanford and Deimos think better of trying to challenge piono, and decide to pull off a triple rampage again on the croach. Even Hank isn't up to par with the energies being thrown around up there.
Hank also smashes a potion of conflagration on the croach, inflicting the inferno debuff on it, which is like burned, only a lot more.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I stare at the Mini-Bionis Mech, then puzzle over how this thing only took four turbs to make. I then retrieve my Monado, leap into the cockpit, and start piloting this titanic god-vessel. I slash the Keepers with my newly-embiggened Monado, sending waves of them flying from the force, and even more disintegrated from the mere act of touching then with the Monado. The mech then seems to disappear somewhere else. I then unapologetically stick Serpent's pin into the Voodoo Doll. Yup. I sure just did that. I then ask Die whether he can make a pin for the Godmodder. Just as a security measure.
Fluorite Octet && Glitchiness = ///// // / [email protected] (Level 8: 6/9)
Turnspec Ringwear && Red Miles Picture = Ring of Orbs Seerfold (Level 10: 5/11)
Joker Ammo && Fluorite Octet 1/9 (for Netpatham, why not.)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Hey Piono, Karkat still hasn't reacted to the Scantron Reality Array I gave him.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Scranton. Unless Cobalt wrote a test you use it in.
Hard-Light doesn't DO that.
Seeing that Piono has betrayed us, an army of timeclones of myself arrive, with an equally large armada of HALI, JOKR, etc., arrays ((That etc. is the Elemental Pearl version.)) that they use to launch a seriously large amount of attacks at Piono while in a temporal lock. This is a temporal velocity of 0, sort of thing, as opposed to a time stop.
All the timeclones and myself collaborate to write into existence a weapon outside of Piono's power set/control/ability to counteract, which is given to the pastmost (I.e. myself) clone.
We all aggress him with it simultaneously, in various points in time.
>>I note that there ARE single points of failure in the BLACK HOLES POWERING THE SHIPS.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Men of the End 7/7!
Splash Potion of Abyss 2/3
+1 to Amp x2.
Assuming it will not instantly kill me, I read Men of the End, after examining it.
I should probably also note that past me has access to my inventory. It would be a problem if he/I couldn't do so.
I pull out some Bottled Void Visink, and a Miniature Green Sun. I allow the model to levitate into the air, permitting me to properly handle the Visink. As such, I uncork the bottle, and telekinetically move the Miniature Green Sun to face me. I stare at the Miniature Green Sun, and abruptly activate the Black Ring. Tendrils of ink drip off of the arcane ring as I wait, staring at the model. Slowly, the thing darkens. After several seconds, the Miniature Green Sun is composed entirely of ink. Some sort of inky sun. Of course, that is not a thing that exists in the Inky Abyss. Trust me; I've examined that particular region of the Void with Eye's Pyramidion several times without noticing any massive stars. However, it creates a potent link to the Inky Abyss nonetheless. The tendrils of ink dripping off of the Black Ring begin to stabilize into some form of... liquid aura. I promptly pour the contents of the bottle of Visink onto the sphere. The Miniature Black Sun grows to a slightly larger size. The liquid aura encompassing the Black Ring extends to connect with the Miniature Black Sun. Immediately, the thing disappears, fusing with the aura. The aura darkens, emanating the energy of the Inky Abyss quite radiantly. I utilize this energy to forge a link to the Inky Abyss itself. Liquid ink pools on the ground in utterly random but precise points in the Far Lands. I telekinetically lift each pool into the air. The pools swiftly form attenuated spikes of liquid ink, bristling with the power of the Abyss. I wait for every pool to form an attenuated bolt, and then motion towards the Vord with my hand. Amethyst energy explodes from each individual bolt, streaking towards the Vord at speeds slightly faster than light. As such, they skewer hundreds of Vord in less than a second. Vord corpses lay strewn about across the ranks of the Vord, precise puncture wounds denoting where the ink struck. Pools of ink drip from the bodies. Green sparks, the only remnants of the original Miniature Green Sun, fly off of the ink occasionally. The liquid aura no longer exists around the Black Ring. Streams of ink levitate into the air, forming a blob. I wait for every drop of ink I summoned to enter the blob, before waving my hand nonchalantly. The blob of ink suddenly disappears. However, a rather large amount of Vord appear to have suffered fatal burn wounds (likely from the friction caused by ink moving faster than light) within this minuscule moment of time. I deactivate the Black Ring.
Kalare:
I return to commanding my entities. It is quite an important role, though it is not nearly as intensive as regular combat is. Anyhow, I order the TIE-Sentry to assault the Creepervord. Noting Rodney's position within the battle, I telepathically contact him, advising he fire a Nova Cataclysm at the Mantises, before following up with everything he can do to annihilate the bugs.
Of course, I am going to have to leap into the fray once more. Alas. I cut communications with Rodney, and grip the Hazel Wand tightly, disappearing in a flash of violet light. Suddenly, a plume of amethyst flame and light emerges around fifteen feet away from Piono. A figure stands within the aforementioned flame, waiting for it to disappear. After it does a few seconds later, I speak.
I can't exactly say I am surprised that you are the one who released the Vord. I am not going to allow you to stay within this universe. I cannot defeat you on my own, but I will certainly try.
And, with that, I point the Hazel Wand at Piono. Nothing appears to occur. It almost seems as if my attack was a failure. Fortunately, it was not. A wave of energy not confined to the laws of reality itself, summoned straight from the edges of infinity in the dark recesses in the unfathomable minds of the Outer Gods, streaks towards Piono, invisible to the mundane eye. A resonating gong-like sound echoes throughout the Far Lands. Under the most optimistic of conditions, the spell tears into Piono's existence, warping his form into a mess of organic matter. Under regular conditions, the curse will merely tear into his life-force, and mutilate it, causing some minor amount of damage. In a more sensible state of affairs, and the one that is most likely to occur, Piono will block and/or dodge the attack. If this does occur, I prepare for a bout of synaptic manipulation that I will inevitably use to combat Piono in some time. The interesting thing about this particular thing is likely that Kalare is not a Minecraft avatar, and also possesses conditional immortality. I assure you, this fight is not a heroic one. I can also assure you it is in no way just for me to die.
The Anachron:
During the interregnum period before the arrival of the biotechnicians and Amp, I set up a variety of maddeningly disorganized thaumaturgical devices, composed of large amounts of essentia tubes, assorted alchemical constructs, and the occasional valve and monitor in a particularly large antechamber. I turn a specific valve, and pull a lever on one of the more esoteric-looking devices, containing a tube of green slime, a large amount of buttons, and a Thaumatorium. A monitor blinks into existence, showing what appears to be a model of some sort of molecule. I return to the central room of the Biotech Sector, and wait. I greet Amp and the three biotechnicians.
Splendiferous. Shall we determine approximately what we are attempting to do before we actually begin?
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
2/10x3 TBA'd Magic
Battlefield:Red uses the potion airdropper to put critmist potions on the next six attacks against a hostile
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x41, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x11, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $24
I dupe 3 potion of vis
+2 to Wilson