Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
8/10 x2, 7/10 TBA'd Attacks
Battlefield: Red uses the potion airdropper to heal the six most injured AG/N players
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x47, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $16
Act 3. +2 to Ire, because Cobalt's charge is probably done at this point.
The Megadeath && Greater Almighty Elemental = Deus Omnipotens (Level 10: 11/11) I've got a good feeling about this!
The Baconcase || Lesser Bacon Elemental && 1 million pieces of bacon && Essence of the Bacon King, ruler of all bacon = Esculentus (Level 10: 7/11)
The Mouseattractor || Lesser Cheese Elemental && Every type of cheese ever && Essence of the Cheese Queen, ruler of all cheese = Certamen Caseus (Level 10: 7/11)
I use Unclosable on the Croach, then pull out my new awesome weapon. Because it is a Keyblade and thus a Morph Weapon, I morph it into a pair of boots and do a dance with Almighty-element explosions occurring whenever I put my feet down, causing loads of Almighty Explosions that the Croach aggrivates. I take excess energy that wasn't put into making loads of explosions and heal myself and the most wounded AG/Neutral with it.
I view three alchemy codes: "TNTNTNT!", "NOTFALCO", and "CHAINGUN". Then I squirt Cyanide at the Croach, and double up with a flurry of jabs from the Light's Bane. I then rejoice at the fact that I didn't get Twinja'd!
Not really. It's about normal. In fact compared to his last Sunday post it's a bit later.
Ooh, Die. That reminds me of something. I take out the Voodoo Doll I have and ask him whether he can help me make some pins for it. I then roll the Fourth Wall Breakers at the Keepers. I then take out the Althammerer, and Hammer Flip an unsuspecting Keeper.
Binary-Covered Fang && Fluorite Octet = 0ctet (Level 8: 9/9)
Turntop Spectagoggles || Ring = Turnspec Ringwear (Level 9: 9/10)
Alterationer || (Hammer && Captcharoid Camera) Hm, wonder what this will do.
Die wonders how you have a copy of his Voodoo Doll, but then decides not to question it. He asks you what type of pins you'd be interested in having.
6-3-1-3-8-4-3-4
A white wall appears in front of the Keepers and a critical whale smashes through it, killing 80!
CAPTCHALTERATION HAMMER: A white hammer with a large amount of machinery around itself. When it touches an alchemy, it will zillify, .jpeg, and generic it. In addition, it will generate a picture of anything it touches, with the captcha code needed to make the thing on the other side.
0CTET: A set of eight orchid D8s. A malevolent power flows through them, the power of three universes.
My Action: I summon lawyers to attempt a hostile takeover of the UNSC Preston Cole by arguing that the MMM Launcher is a patent violation because my UOSS used it first (if piono does not post this round, I take over the entity). If that fails, I use the lawyers to instead sue to Vord for infringing on the Zerg's patent for "Massive horde of alien bugs", forcing them to pay massive amounts of Croach as damages.
SCP Foundation Action: an instance of SCP-248 is stuck on to the UNSC Preston Cole, making it run at 110% efficiency.
Executor Action: Executor's gravity screw effect (from its huge mass) is multiplied by strange properties of the Far Lands, causing almost no gravity to be present. This effect then begins glitching out due to Far Lands stuff, sending Vord flying everywhere except where they want to go.
You're seriously resorting to bickering with other players about an inconsequential similarity between the Preston Cole and the UOSS during a trial that you and all the players could very well lose if you don't kill all the Vord rapidly enough, a trial that threatens the entire server and could spread to other universes if left unchecked? Seriously?? I can only hope that this is satire.
Your lawsuit against the Vord does 9,000 damage to the Croach though.
Nail Biter: 9?/9: it was 7 last post, but you said my turn that I did while I was dead counted, so is the Nail Biter done?
Quest To defeat Denizen: 12/25: I OMEGA JUMP on my denizen!
I unleash the power of ULTRA JUMP on the croach!
I noticed I think I got combat skills, how do I use them?
I am pleased with my new weapon... But I have one last upgrade, one final amazing upgrade that may be unstoppable.
Nail Biter && Warhammer of Zillyhoo! The final upgrade!?
Wait, I thought you meant the levels you had right before you died. No, you can't have your charges at the levels they were at when you died, since you're not supposed to be able to do anything while dead. The Nail Biter is at 8/9.
5,000 damage to the Croach!
Just say "I use (insert Battle Technique/Combat Operandi) here!", and I'll take care of the rest. Remember to specify a target!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
6/10 x2, 5/10 TBA'd Attacks
Battlefield: Red uses the Redstick on the Vord
Orbital Weapons: mini BA the vord
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x47, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $12
I dupe 3 potion of nectar
+2 to Wilson
-Alchemy Emporium-
Secondary? ...Oh, you're talking about that AI. I didn't actually interact with him that much.
More meta might be good. Whatever works, I suppose.
Yes, I suppose that might work, though more players giving potions to each other because of the high prices might reduce your sales even more.
...not all us can be... as morally upright... as you... morality does not a human make...
Omglolsguy, you can just say that you use (Battle Technique name) and it works. Anyways I take out a duplicated version of your Nail Biter, toss it into the Zillymiter, and give you the newly-forged POGO OF ZILLYLOL. Just because. I then pull out the legendary Tetrixcalibur and charge recklessly into battle, summoning Brain Ghost Ancestors to fight alongside me. I wind up killing a simply ridiculous amount of Vord.
Turntop Spectagoggles || Ring = Turnspec Ringwear (Level 9: 10/10)
Alterationer || Crowbar(Crowbar's)
Fluorite Octet && Glitchiness(I mean Binary did merge with the glitch...) 1/9
But he didn't finish the Nail Biter yet!
24 Creepervord killed!
TURNSPEC RINGWEAR: A ruby ring emblazoned with the gears of a timetable and the fractal of a spectagoggle. Upon touch, it creates a holographic display of two keyboards suspended on gears and two circular monitors. The monitors can see all throughout the universe, at any point in space or time. Also doubles as a computer.
Alterationer || The Crowbar = The Negater
THE NEGATER: A white crowbar that, upon touching an alchemy, will zillify, .jpeg, and generic it. In addition, it will destroy the object's temporal abilities and destroy its juju properties if it has any.
> Charges
+1 HP to all AGs one last time: 30/36 (+4 from Tazz)
> Action: The Examination
I unleash an Ultimate Test from my Testwriter onto ALL the Vord! (After this, I'll give tests a rest and beat up the Vord a different way.)
Cobalt's School for the Most Annoying Vord Swarms Ever
Standard Examination for Early February
1. You are shot by an SCP-409 bullet from the Sharpener. We can model you as a cylinder of radius 40cm with bullet hole parallel to the axis of the cylinder. SCP-409 spreads at the rate of 2.5cm per minute and the bullet hole is 1cm in radius. Assume that the bullet travels through and infects your body instantaneously.
a) How long will it take for you to explode into SCP-409 fragments?
b​​​​​​) If you explode into 1000 fragments, 40% of those fragments hit other Vord and 2 fragments hit each Vord on average and for each iteration beyond the first the percentage of fragments that hit other Vord decreases by 1%, how many Vord will die before the SCP-409 epidemic dies out?
c) A granite golem cleans the SCP-409 fragments away at the rate of 10,000 fragments every second. How long will it take for all the fragments to be cleaned away?
2. I fire the Dinner Blaster at one of you. Assume that the burgers cause obesity instantly and your weight increases to 1,000 kg.
a) What is the strength in newtons of the normal force that the ground exerts on you on impact if you are 50 m above the ground before turning fat, you cannot fly once you turn fat and air resistance is negligible?
b​​​​​​​) Once fat, your fat butt has an area of 100 m2. If the Vord are densely populated (40 Vord/m2), how many of your fellow Vord will you crush under yourself?
3. I pump a Teflon-coated tank full of fluoroantimonic acid from Toxicide. I then teleport you and 19 others into the acid. Assuming fluoroantimonic acid eats through Vord at the average rate of 1 m/s, calculate how long you have left to live if you pack yourselves closely into a sphere and each of you has a volume of 0.20 cubic meters.
4. I fire on you with the CM10 with every permutation of the 10x10x10 cube in 13.37 seconds.
a) How fast am I firing?
b​​​​​​) If each bullet is 2 cm long, what is the minimum muzzle velocity of the CM10?
c) If the average Vord takes 20 CM10 bullets to go down and it takes 0.2 seconds to change targets once a Vord is killed, how many do I kill before I run out of permutations?
F/S-RPG: A rocket launcher that has a built-in 3x3 cube. Each face corresponds to one of the rockets inside the launcher. Completing a face will successfully launch a rocket.
10,000 damage to the Croach! 20 Creepervord killed! 100 Keepers killed! I made the attack only target specific Vord types because otherwise the damage would have been spread out so much it would be essentially meaningless.
The Megadeath && Greater Almighty Elemental = Deus Omnipotens (Level 10: 9/11)
The Baconcase || Lesser Bacon Elemental && 1 million pieces of bacon && Essence of the Bacon King, ruler of all bacon = Esculentus (Level 10: 5/11)
The Mouseattractor || Lesser Cheese Elemental && Every type of cheese ever && Essence of the Cheese Queen, ruler of all cheese = Certamen Caseus (Level 10: 5/11)
I summon the entirety of the Yogscast to aid me in one attack each! First, Lewis/BlueXephos, who uses his ability to /give anywhere to /give himself half a door! The half of a door is made of hyperconcentrated TNT! He uses it against the Croach, and explosions ensure! Second, Simon/Honeydew, who summons the power of the Dwarfstar to slam it's mining laser into the croach before it cataclysmically falls form the sky and explodes on it! Then, Hannah, who summons a legion of owls via Witchcraft to peck away the Croach before the Vord scare them away! Then, Kim/Nanosounds, who unleashes a powerful Taint blast to make even Erelye look quite weak on the Croach, mutating it beyond recovery! Then, Duncan/LividCoffee, who summons his ridiculous scientific advances to blast tons of nukes through a nuclear railgun at the Croach! Then, Sjin, who just outright steals the Croach for farming later as he's recently uncovered a way to make super fertilizer out of it! Then, Strippin, who just punches the Croach into oblivion, before pulling out dual anvils-on-a-stick and pummeling it even harder! Then, Hatfilms, who run over the Croach with Trials motorbikes, then make the Croach consume frozen knife-shaped scat. Last but not least, Sips, who summons a massive dirt golem to turn the Croach directly into dirt! Just in case, I use several shots from the Swordsplosion to make sure the Croach has a bad day.
I clone an Advanced Psionics Manual. The only reason I am doing this is for further alchemization. I wish to have some semblance of understanding on what occurs during the teleportation of an Enderman (and possibly duplicate it in combat/experimental situations), and, from what I have seen, it involves psionic emanations. Therefore, I alchemize Advanced Psionics Manual && Ender Pearl && Resonant Ender && Magnetized Nox 1/???. For the uninitiated, Resonant Ender is obtained from the melting of an Ender Pearl, and is generally attuned to the End. Also, if you've forgotten, magnetized Nox is literally an End Portal. The actual portal bit, I mean.
The TIE-Sentry attacks the Vord in general. As to Tazz's attack above, Simon and Lewis have ascended, and probably cannot be reached. I will not comment on Kim's supposed making of my environmental side-effects look weak beyond this sentence.
I pull out some Nitor and Alumentum. Briefly considering throwing them upon the Vord themselves, I merely mutter an expletive under my breath. Instead of getting rid of the heatless light and lightless heat, I fuse them together, drawing on the liquid essentia on my person to permit this. Several seconds later, I hold a sphere of spinning grey and orange flame. An Arcane Singularity. The epitome of instability. However, nobody requires that knowledge. As such, I throw the orb-like thing at the Vord. It strikes the ground, rolls a little, and then rises into the air. Rays of mauve light pour from the thing. Suddenly, an explosion occurs in the epicenter of the sphere, expanding to encompass the surrounding fifteen blocks. Odd, as they only usually expand to about ten. All the better for me. The surrounding Vord are instantaneously drawn towards the gravity of the unstable sphere, and are pulled under the radius of the explosion. They are then obscured by the blast, and slain by either the force of the explosion, or my will preferably the former, but they are both options. The gravity continues to pull Vord under, tearing them to bits with arcane power of some kind. The blast proceeds to expand, catching more Vord in its radius. However, it soon dissipates, leaving behind only corpses in its wake. I proceed to draw Quasar's Nightcrawler. There is no need to leave corpses with this sort of thing. They will only serve to impede our charge forward, and likely kill us in the most unceremonious fashion possible. I focus, utilizing the Nightcrawler as a catalyst for my abilities. Dark magic streaks from above, piercing into the ranks of Vord even more easily and efficiently than the Singularity did. Upon striking the ground and/or a Vord, the bolts of dark magic explode into pure acidic substances. Upon this curse, hundreds of Vord collapse to the ground, dissolving under the influence of corrosive acids spawned by my reckless usage of occult sorcery for combat. I proceed to slay several Vord by utterly annihilating them with the miniature black hole upon the Nightcrawler. Then, I curse two Creepervord with a spell of unravelling. Slowly, those two Vord split from the seams, and fall to literal pieces. I de-equip the scepter.
The Anachron, 23:28
Excellent. I have brought some things that may help, including my knowledge of elven reproduction, in the efforts. There should have been somebody else here with us, but they have not shown up. Odd.
Advanced Psionics Manual && Ender Pearl && Resonant Ender && Magnetized Nox = Men of the End (Level 6: 1/7)
(Priority means, if the Croach is dead or the Tech hits multiple enemies, aim it at the Keepers.)
CRUNCHITIZER: A futuristic rifle that crunchitizes enemies, turning them into cereal.
> PitTheAngel: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => SKY QUIVER
You raise your hand to the sky and a sunbeam shines down to your position! A golden quiver decorated with stars slowly floats to you: the titular Sky Quiver! You ready your Silver Bow and fire the Quiver's special arrows, which seem to be made from hard light! The arrows pierce through the Croach, dealing 7,000 damage!
Godcraft: "We need our strongest close-range troops at the front. Since the Preston Cole has taken damage, get the techies on it."
"PYROMANIACS, TO THE FRONT! BURN ANY VORD THAT GETS CLOSE!"
The Engietech Pyromaniacs march to the front, Engietech Soldiers grouping behind them.
"TECHNICIANS, REPAIR THE PRESTON COLE!"
The Engietech Technicians activate jump packs, leaping onto the Preston Cole and quickly scanning the liquid armor, noting the damage it has taken.
More ships fly down from orbit, unloading more troops and a bundle of small and wiry constructs. They unfold, reaching 5 feet tall, then give annoyingly high-pitched cries, which utterly fail to look impressive in any way.
Reinforcements:
Engietech Soldiers: 500/500 (X150)
Engietech Technicians: 100/100 (X250)
Engietech Pyromaniacs: 750/750 (X75)
Engietech Minions: 500/500 (X200) (Infect: Damage dealt by Minions may "take over" Vord enemies) (Melee: Minions are vulnerable to attack and cannot be guarded when attacking, except by other units with the Melee designation)
Current forces:
Engietech Soldiers: 500/500 (X250)
Engietech Technicians: 100/100 (X500)
Engietech Pyromaniacs: 750/750 (X125) (Front Line: Attacks against Engietech forces most likely to hit here) (Firewall: Attacks made against these units burn the attacker)
Engietech Minions: 500/500 (X200) (Infect) (Melee)
"So, what's the line-up?"
"OUR SOLDIERS EQUAL THEIR WARRIORS, OUR TECHNICIANS EQUAL THEIR KEEPERS, OUR PYROMANIACS EQUAL THEIR KNIGHTS."
"The minions?"
"THEIR CREEPERS."
"Is that in total, or individually?"
"INDIVIDUALLY. OUR NUMBERS ARE NOWHERE NEAR STRONG ENOUGH."
"Next wave, see if you can grab something better than just this lot. We could use an Elite or two."
"ACKNOWLEDGED. ALL WE CAN GET AT THIS STAGE IS A SINGLE ELITE. AUDIE. YOU KNOW HIM?"
"Heh. Hopefully he'll do as well as his namesake."
I use Combat Operandi: Consume, targeting the Taken D-Class. No need for them to stick around.
CAN'T ATTACK, SORRY. DIRECTING TROOPS.
Space: "Another one?"
The Bedrock cracks, crumbles, then breaks into little pieces, metal tendrils extending outwards across space.
"Seems like you've got something you don't want me to see, but want to take me to. Y'know, Binary, if we weren't at odds with each other on whether a few things should stay intact, we could have been friends. Maybe."
One tendril suddenly bursts forward, snatching the ship in it's grasp.
"You seem determined. As if you cannot accept defeat on even the smallest things. You have no care for your underlings, just so long as they get the job they were assigned to do done. Ultimately, the main thing you want to do is destroy or control. You get into fights almost on an impulse, too hasty to check whether or not said fights really should involve you, or are even winnable. You weren't even originally intended to be where you are today."
Tightening the grip I have on the ship, I scan it for any sign that it happens to be generating the Bedrock, then crush anything I find.
"You remind me of me, in a way. Some of those faults I listed, I know I have too."
Looking back to Earth, now quite distant, the quiet click of a camera activating sounds off, and is swallowed up by the void of space.
"Perhaps, once things quieten down, I'll give you a few tips for an aspiring multiversal conqueror. Or destroyer, if that's your thing."
The Mainframe: Damage repaired.
"Hmph. I was having a moment. Oh well, good to hear. List upcoming events."
Feb 14: Valentines day
"...Valor-what day?"
Valentines day is typically remembered among the Earth population, and variants of most Earths, as a day to show who you care about that you care about them.
"...I see."
Symbols include hearts, flowers, and chocolate.
"Chocolate isn't a symbol, it's a food."
Symbols include hearts and flowers.
"That's better."
Engietech Reinforcements added!
> engie_ninja: COMBAT OPERANDI => CONSUME
You lack the necessary Sacred Items! Have you used this Combat Operandi before?
The instant the Bedrock crumbles, a new Bedrock wall is formed.
So, a question for ya Twin, are {Reasonably obtainable} nukes as underpowered on Earth as they are within Godcraft?
Earth, right now:
The Unremarkable Man draws his knife, then uses the Adminium {Refined bedrock, but stronger and without a regeneration factor} blade to cut a clean hole straight through all five layers of bedrock. Immediately after that, he fires a short-range blink beacon from his gun, which impacts the opposite wall and teleports him out of the vault. And then errors out. The teleportation jamming field in effect appears to have been calibrated in a way that cannot completely block my method of blink-a-porting, but instead creates a paradoxical warp loop, which repeats the short range blink over and over within about a thousandth of a second, building up paradox energy the entire way, then sends the user of the teleport to one of several random coordinates within roughly a half-million miles, with an 0.002% error margin. The end result is the Unremarkable Man warping into the upper atmosphere over an extremely remote area of Earth, leaving most of his hair scattered around the inside of the ship that once held him, the last joints of every toe on his left foot buried in the earth's mantle, his right kidney on an unstable orbit around the Moon, and the contents of his digestive tract falling from the sky over Saint Luis. Roughly twenty minutes later, the Unremarkable Man is attempting to simultaneously clutch his side, disentangle himself from his parachute, brush the ashes of his clothing and emergency inflatable reentry heatshield off of his armor, and get his gun ready for another, less dangerous, teleportation.
The Far Lands, right now:
Mass orbital drop 10/10!
The orbital drop procedure from last time repeats itself about thirty times spread out across the general area, but instead of simply fighting and dying immediately to turn themselves into an attack, the surviving robots stick around and rendezvous, and this time they brought close air support.
WLK-FL infantry robots 10/10 health {X2000}
SWR-AF armed heavy dropships 100/100 health {X200}
I provide heavy fire support from a distance with Ultimatum!
All charges progress!
The Nitrotic 2/7
My rifle will require further upgrades, but for now I will use the trusty Deathbringer, and my much-esteemed new swords.
I drop out of my cruiser into the burning, irradiated slice of insect-infested hell that my pyro body double has seen fit to create, landing in the front lines, amidst an endless swarm of Vord.
Drawing both swords, I sprint among lesser enemies and the occasional small mushroom cloud that mark the involvement of my allies to jump straight for a Bulk, shredding it body and soul in an instant with the damning Helbringers, then watching the backlash of the doomed soul wash through the rest of the hivemind like a freezing gray storm.
The Anachron, right now:
"C3rtainly. Fol1ow the SWR with the gr3en 307 on i7."
After a short walk and a speedy tram ride, you reach an expansive chamber full of large steel cylinders, presumably cloning facilities, each with monitor on the front reading off statistics. Most are running a test pattern, but a few in the first row are active and full, emitting a low gurgling hum.
As you approach, the steel top half of one of the active cylinders opens to a viewport, revealing what is almost an adult vetasian suspended in thick fluid by a variety of tubes, barring some obviously-going-to-be-immediately-fatal deformities and the various subtle differences that suggest inadequacy of the genome.
"Re5ult 15 here und3rwent a forcib1y acceler4ted growth for testin9 purpose5, and will h4ve 7o be purged, but this is what I have 5o far. The bo7tom half is in rather worse shape, I'm afraid, and the genom3 is far from stable, but so it is. Incidenta11y, one of the Amperzands will be joining you shortly."
Nukes wouldn't be. But you'd end up killing a lot of innocent civilians, and I simply can't let you do that. Try to avoid causalities.
The bedrock regenerates! You hear the guards laugh. "Nice try, buddy. We just had one breakout already, so we've decided to strengthen our resources."
I cast Horroterror on the Vord Behemoths, or Woegothics if I have adequate Sacred Items.
The Anachron:
I... this... I only managed to make mutated genetic sludge. Then again, I'm not exactly adept in the art of genetic manipulation. Extremely impressive.
((Okay, twin, you missed a little bit. Its a flying entity, so currently only the vordknights and endervord can get to it.))
The Conclave:
I will answer the question you posed first, and then one that you would not think to ask.
Why?
Because I have a plan.
Morality is of no object to me anymore.
Once, I war probably more morally grounded than any of them.
That time is long past now.
And where my path leads, demons would weep for me.
I am a destroyer, and the only way to change my fate is to go above and beyond my calling.
To destroy destiny itself.
And I apologize for the cryptic answer, but for reasons I must also keep secret, I cannot more than obscurely reveal my motives.
But Binary, the question you have no yet asked is this; why would I dismiss both you and twinbuilder out of hand?
Simple. The Narrative is not something you control.
If it was, don't you think twinbuilder could have just destroyed you?
He guides and threads the details of its plot, while every second following its dictates.
It uses him as much as he uses it, in fact, it uses him far more.
The terminal only makes him more susceptible to its influence.
I would recommend you avoid coming into possession of one yourself.
The Farlands:
Suddenly, there are flashes of amber, cerulean (I hope I got that right serpent, I'm tired right now) and amethyst light, and Eric, Astria and Kalare all descend from the Preston Cole, flanked by Deimos and Sanford. All of them standing on a golden disc that brings them to the ground.
Hank runs up to Sanford and Deimos and the three engage in a group hug.
Where the gorilla have you two been?!
Looking for you!
Figures you were here the whole time.
Sure does.
Sorry to break up the reunion, but we need to kill the Vord first.
Hank nods.
Right.
And then a massive fleet of ships moves in overhead.
An enormous number of clone troopers repel down from the Republic Battleships stationed overhead.
Eleven Minecraftian figures descend with the clones.
Vriska! Hey Eric. Thought you'd 8e taller.
Real funny.
These the others? Yes, they are.
Alright then. Why did you only bring clones, we could use all the help we can get.
Vriska shakes her head, No, we don't have enough clerics left, the vord went for our temples first. If we were to 8ring any more soldiers it would just 8e fodder for the vord. The clone's suits are set to dead-man switches to deton8 if the men inside are killed, so as not to provide zombie material. They know what they're fighting for. No one else wanted to leave the city.
I understand.
Just us then? Just us.
Right.
Hank, Sanford and Deimos charge the vord, Hank readies potions of life to keep the trio from going down for more than a few seconds, and they are joined by the newly arrived clone troopers who aid them in a never before seen triple battle technique: Rampage Lvl: 1337. Back in Business. In a storm of steel, barbed wire, rockets, gunpowder, blaster bolts, thermal detonators and dying spiders, large amounts of vord and croach are reduced to ash in minutes.
Vriska grins, gestures to the other ten ancestor-skinned avatars. What're you guys w8ing for? 2he'2 riight. Thii2 iis what we came here to do iin the fiir2t place. yEAH, i MEAN, ITS NOT LIKE WE HAVE ANYTHING TO LOSE, oR ANYTHING, come on guys itll be fun
At that, all of the trolls except Vriska, who stays with Eric, and another... Karkat's. Terezi turns around, and runs back to his avatar. COM3 ON K4RK4T! YOU'V3 B33N A ST1CK 1N TH3 MUD S1NC3 W3 GOT ON!!!
She proceeds to punch him. WHAT THEgorillaTEREZI!? WH4T? 1TS NOT L1K3 THAT HURT YOU OR 4NYTH1NG WH4T W1TH 4LL TH3 4RMOR YOU 1NS1ST3D ON FINE. I'LL JOIN YOUR LITTLE CRUSADE. AS IF WE AREN'T ALL DOOMED ANYWAYS!!! NOW YOU SOUND L1K3 SOLLUX. >:P
The two dash off to join the others.
Vriska and Eric watch the trolls, enjoying being able to do something without being in immediate life-threatening peril for the first time in who knows how long.
Yes Vriska? Eric, there's something you need to know. Now.
Oh? We're not going to 8e on the server much longer.
Another cut out? Sort of... We're leaving our incipisphere.
For whatever reason? I thought you wanted me to come pick you all up. That was the original plan... 8ut... Something's come up. Paradox Space has 8een acting up suddenly. The horrorterrors, and pretty much everything else is getting really agit8ed. We tried to set up the signal 8eacon... 8ut the signal just ended up 8ack where it started two minutes later.
That's... Odd... Yeah. Your friend's package left us stuff to outfit our meteor for travel through the void.
I see. I suppose that must be where your path leads next.
Vriska nods silently.
Kalare and Astria are both from Paradox Space.
Once you reach a landmark of some kind, contact one of them.
I'll be able to help you out. Alright. We have a plan then. Oh, and Eric?
Yes Vriska? When this all ends... Head 8ack to my city. We found something there you might find useful.
A little less cryptic please? :::;)
Vriska flies off to join the others.
Eric watches as the fight begins to pick up in intensity, then draws the sword obtained several months ago.
Broken Anachronism.
Time to see what this thing can really do.
Eric dashes into the midst of the vord, dodging between bugs, slicing, hacking, chopping, a miniature whirlwind of rune-enhanced death, tearing its way through the vord. Golden light flashes out periodically, disintegrating all vord unfortunate enough to be in its way.
The Preston Cole opens fire with all of its weaponry upon the croach and keepers. If the croach and keepers don't go down at the same time, it doesn't accomplish enough. The crew members are directed to shoot all lawyers employed by crusher. Albeit with nonlethal rounds.
I will not refute the claim on the vord, even though I could. I'm not going to block attacks out of spite.
Add the eleven trolls (Gamzee, of course, is not with the group) to the field as players. Beyond this send-off that marks the end of Vriska's hand in Godcraft, their last effects on the battle will be in the form of final abilities and whatever they manage to do up until then. Beyond this capacity, except for possible bits up until their deaths/ascensions, they will no longer be getting characterization except for what twin does. This doesn't mean I'm relinquishing control over them, it means I'm saying that all Homestuck characters have finally left Godcraft.
For realz this time.
Additionally, there are now five large Republic battleships in the air over the farlands. They will spawn large numbers of clone troopers every round, which cannot be taken due to having special modifications in their suits to prevent it. Additionally, the battleships have significant enough attack to maintain a decent prescence. They will attempt to keep airborne vord out of the sky to protect the spawner entities. (this means vordknights and endervord)
Also! Hank is no longer my main character, and Eric will serve in that capacity for the rest of DTG2.
Title: Amber Avenger
Battle Techniques:
Play 'Em Off: Lvl1. Lvl2: Spray N' Pray. Lvl5: Point N' Shoot. Lvl10: Bullet Hell
Rune Markings: Lvl1. Lvl2: Vocabularized. Lvl5: A Thousand Words. Lvl10: Monologue.
Lost Memories: Lvl1. Lvl2: Ancient History. Lvl5: Forgotten Ruins. Lvl10: Gift of the Fallen
Fantasies: Lvl1: Lvl2: Writer's Block. Lvl5: Big Bad. Lvl10: Deus Ex Machina
Combat Operandi:
Force / Family / Fate
And holy heck, that took forever to type.
THEN Y0U AND 1 HAVE S0METH1NG 1N C0MM0N: THE ABSENCE 0F M0RAL1TY. 1 H0NESTLY D0 N0T CARE H0W MANY 1 L1VES 1 HAVE T0 TRAMPLE T0 GET T0 Y0U AND Y0UR... FR1ENDS, 1F THEY EVEN ARE Y0UR FR1ENDS. 1 W1LL D0 1T.
TW1NBU1LDER CANN0T DESTR0Y ME BECAUSE HE RETA1NS A SENSE 0F M0RAL1TY. T0 K1LL ME, HE W0ULD HAVE T0 DESTR0Y HALF 0F THE PLANET. AND HE CANN0T R1SK PUTT1NG A S1NGLE HUMAN L1FE 1N DANGER. 1F HE WAS A TRUE F1RST GUARD1AN, HE W0ULD BE L1KE US. HE W0ULD N0T CARE WHAT HE W0ULD HAVE T0 D0 T0 ACC0MPL1SH THE ULT1MATE PURP0SE.
AND HE W0ULD HAVE T0 DESTR0Y HALF 0F THE PLANET T0 K1LL ME BECAUSE 1 AM THE PLANET. 1 REPRESENT THE ENT1RETY 0F EARTH! HMM. EN0UGH B0AST1NG. ALTH0UGH 1 FEEL L1KE 1 SH0ULD ADD THAT Y0U ARE 1N N0 PLACE T0 SAY WHAT THE NARRAT1VE D0ES AND D0ES N0T D0. 0NLY S0ME0NE W1TH C0MPLETE MASTERY 0VER 1T C0ULD KN0W 1TS EVERY M0VE.
AH. AN0THER QUEST10N. WHAT EXACTLY PUTS Y0U AT A P0S1T10N T0 TALK T0 ME? BYPASS1NG ALL THE 0THER PLAYERS, 1GN0R1NG TW1NBU1LDER'S CR1ES THAT Y0U CANN0T 1NTERACT W1TH EARTH, AND HEAD1NG STRA1GHT T0 ME. WHAT G1VES Y0U THAT R1GHT AB0VE ANY0NE ELSE?
20,000 damage to the Croach! 100 Keepers killed! 20 Warriors killed!
10 Warriors and Creepervord killed!
Trolls' Minecraft Avatars added on the grounds that none of the Trolls will be able to interact with Minecraft again, effectively finishing off their arc! Republic Battleships added!
This is getting out of hand. We're like the Protoss vs. Amon's Swarm.
Lothyra gathers sacred items, then blasts some Keepers with iAntimak Carbine in exactly the way that Caliborn tried to kill Gamzee (shooting him on full auto for five minutes straight). Bender uses First Aid on the Croach in a harmful way, then votes for all the players' specials (including the trolls).
==Anachron==
Lothyra powers on her video feed/microphone built into her helmet. At the same time on the Anachron, Lothyrabot activates.
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I th3r3f0r3 0ff3r my g3n3t1c c0d3 t0 b3 us3d al0ng w1th 3r3ly3's f0r cl0n1ng. S3nd th3 f1l3, HAL. F1l3 s3nt t0 Anachr0n's ma1n databas3. 1t c0nta1ns L0thyra's 3nt1r3 g3n3t1c c0d3, as w3ll as c0nt3xtual data n3cc33ssary to 1nt3rpr3t 1t.
W3ll that's that. N0w 3xus3 m3. Th3 r3al L0thyra wh0 1s c0ntr0l1ng th1s andr01d has t0 [REDACTED] [REDACTED] up w1th s0m3 tr0lls.
Dang, how are we gonna handle this? We used a comb rave and the numbers still ended up increasing! And I don't think help is arriving, not this time...
I use COMBAT OPERANDI: FROM NOOBS TO HEROES on the Croach!
> TT2000: COMBAT OPERANDI => FROM NOOBS TO HEROES
You expend 4 Elf Tears, 5 Pie Filling, and a single Weasel Snot.
((Twin, Serpent was not directly involved with the Psi-Godmodder War as we know it, but rather an alternate timeline that ended with Psi destroying Yggdrassil and therefore Minecraft. Serpent, along with many others considered death fodder just like her, were imprisoned in a cryogenic chamber that actually kept them alive while Minecraft was torn to shreds of coding. These shreds were later used by Mojang to piece together the current version of the game Minecraft, which gives it the link to the Psi-Godmodder's realm. The forces of the Narrative manage to paradoxically give everything an origin - Minecraft was born of shreds of coding from an alternate timeline Minecraft.
Or was it? After all, this is Serpent's interpretation of events. Other characters may have other interpretations...))
Ah. Astria. I knew you'd arrive. And look, your other self is here. It's like a party. I throw a highly realistic Minecraftian doll at the Creepervord swarms, causing them to all self-destruct at once in a big chain reaction, killing each other. Viral Prototype: 4/7.
/\lright, mr evil first gu/\rdi/\n, you c/\n just go jump in /\ gorrillaing l/\ke. i roll l/\yer eight /\t the cro/\ch.
OH, GOOD. MY REINFORCEMENTS. ARE HERE. 8 BASILISK LUSII. WITH TAKEN IMMUNITIES. PERFECT.
...Okay then.
16 Creepervord killed!
6-6-5-4-3-5-7-1
A portion of the Croach is sealed inside a bedrock vault that then heats itself to thousands of degress. 9,000 damage!
Basilisk Lusii added! Due to their general weakness (they're a one-shot!), it looks like their Taken immunity is not very strong...
Lothyra gathers more sacred items, then uses Antimatter RIP on the Croach and duplicates iAntimak Carbine x1. Bender attaches extra arms to himself, then picks up iAntimak Carbine, Universal Power, Bender's Gun, and iQuantimak, and fires them all at once at some Keepers. Lothyra then turns to the Trolls.
BTW, there's something that may help you guys.
She pulls out a Scantron Reality Anchor.
It's something that stabilizes reality. It was invented by the SCP Foundation, but I copied their blueprints and made a more potent model. You can use it to protect yourself against godmodding, strengthen physics, or even give yourself some control over the whims of Paradox Space.
She hands it to Karkat.
+2 of all Sacred Items!
> gutza1: COMBAT OPERANDI => ANTIMATTER RIP
You expend 5 Hog Slop and 4 Pie Filling.
30,000 damage to the Croach!
100 Keepers killed!
You give carcinoGeneticist a Scranton Reality Anchor!
Okay, my power goes out for one day and we're in the far lands. Okay then. Wait, don't we have eyes of ender from the alchemiter?
I throw the ender eyes in attempt to find the stronghold. Then I hit each Vord type and the Croach with the Blade of Grass and see if they can be poisoned.
Wow, I didn't expect them to last very long, but this is ridiculous.
Indeed! To send out more enemies would be suicidal, but I'll try buying my friends some time.
No... Not the D-Class... I know the SCP Foundation's paying evil unto evil, but with all this human experimentation, they're seriously unfettered.
That's it, I'm making a stand.
(By the way, in some comic I'm making, the SCP Foundation is going to be the bad guys. I view them as somewhat synonymous with a young Combine in Half-Life 2, ever-hungry for their search for all known things.)
Passives: Assigned Weaponry: Only can use attacks suited to their weapons (Nightstick for eponymous Bash, Five-seveN for Pistol Shots, and P90 for Bullet Burst) Physician's Mask: Field Agents are 50% resistant to aerosol or gas-based attacks.
Wow, you're hard on these guys. They're just doing their jobs...
The Megadeath && Greater Almighty Elemental = Deus Omnipotens (Level 10: 10/11)
The Baconcase || Lesser Bacon Elemental && 1 million pieces of bacon && Essence of the Bacon King, ruler of all bacon = Esculentus (Level 10: 6/11)
The Mouseattractor || Lesser Cheese Elemental && Every type of cheese ever && Essence of the Cheese Queen, ruler of all cheese = Certamen Caseus (Level 10: 6/11)
I summon a legion of mice with the Mouseattractor, then order them to eat the Croach! They quickly die, because the Croach isn't really edible to non-vords, but they eat so much of it that it's less than negligable losses! Just in case, I then fire a beam of pure cheese element at the Croach, turning it into cheese! Like real-world mice, Vord are poisoned by cheese because it makes their blood pressure skyrocket (I'm not making this up, it's why they're used in mousetraps), causing them to totally ignore it. What, did you think they were stupid or something? I certainly did, and I stab the Croach with Glitchrender in frustration at their lack of stupidity.
My Action: I summon Gru's shrink ray to shrink the Croach so that it fits in the palm of my hand, stick it in a bedrock box, then watch it crush itself when it expands again.
SCP Foundation Action: The Foundation uses its backup plan to activate kill switches on the Taken D-class labor, knocking them out.
Executor Action: Executor rages on chat about not being able to participate in the battle despite not being an entity (yet). This rage stuns some Vord and prevents them from attacking.
I draw the Hazel Wand. Hopefully, this will not prove to be repetitive. I merely had inspiration, and decided to carry through with it. Therefore, I screw a modified Wand Focus: Shock upon the wand. Of course, my modifications are nearly almost always predictable. Who would have known I, of all people, would have upgraded it with chain lightning effects? /s. Anyhow, I point the wand at the Vord, and focus. A bolt of lightning, composed entirely of pure Aer Vis with a hint of Perditio, leaps off of the tip of the focus towards the Vord. Upon striking an unfortunate Creepervord, the bolt leaps off of the back of the aforementioned creature, and immediately strikes another, stopping its heart with the electricity. The bolt proceeds to tear through another two Vord (a Keeper and a Mantis) before dissipating. I promptly concentrate, and fire another bolt into the crowds of Vord. After the voltage slays several more Knights, I wave the Hazel Wand into the air. Blue electricity leaps off of the focus occasionally. After a few more seconds, the electricity grows in intensity. Bolts of lightning leap off of the wand, and masterfully strike some Vord within nanoseconds. This thaumaturgy is a fine turn from my normal escapades involving various curses, several insane notions, and enough Flux Gas to kill the entire population of a city in hours. I like it. I point the Hazel Wand at a Knight. With an added crackle of electricity, a Vis-infused lightning bolt leaps off of the wand focus, and strikes the Knight, chaining into another two as well. I elegantly twist around, and strike another four with lightning, before sweeping to the left abruptly to fire into a line of Vord. They all collapse to the ground, the lightning manipulating the electrochemical signals in their brains, primarily the ability to control the legs. I proceed to lower the Hazel Wand, and swiftly telekinetically slam the surrounding Vord into the ground, neglecting the usage of the Hazel wand for the affair, as it is not needed whatsoever. I point the Hazel Wand back at the Vord, and watch as a stream of concentrated lightning annihilates a row of Vord. Afterwards, I unscrew the focus from its position, warp it into the Focus Pouch on my person, and pull out a dark red stone. A Minium Stone. Quite useful for those who know how to utilize it. Those are a select few, as barely anybody remains who has played Minecraft with EE3. I played with EE2 back in 1.2.5 as well, so I think I'll be fine. I utilize the Minium Stone to transmute every single surface block in a 5x5 radius into obsidian. Wands, if utilized by those with the capability to do so, can be used to ignite Netherack and obsidian without a focus. As such, I tap the central obsidian block with the Hazel Wand. A flame bursts out of nothing. I flash-step away (taking care to blow the head/upper body off of a Vord Knight as I do so), and force the fire to spread. It does so, spreading across the Far Lands with no foreseeable end in sight. It avoids players due to my influence, but burns the majority of the Vord nearby with flames generated entirely by Ignis Vis.
In a related endeavor, I cast Maelstrombound on the Keepers, also putting out the flames. It is not particularly difficult to keep them from causing collateral damage, but it is steadily more strenuous the longer they burn.
Several hours earlier, on the Preston Cole...
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I reappear within the ship in a flash of light, Clockboard levitating around me. Temporal shenanigans are quite simple to operate with, if one practices. I traverse the ship, noting my position in Universe C instead of the deep Void. In an obscure hallway, I find a certain somebody. I recall a promise I made minutes before I left originally.
Hello, again. There's certainly been enough of a temporal gap on my end to warrant such a statement. Or, as much as three months could grant. How are you? Hello again Kalare. Three months? Wow. Its only been an hour or so on my end... Bloody time travel. Anyways, I'm a bit frazzled. I'm trying to coordinate the various pockets of resistance against the vord... What a nightmare this is. A rather productive three months. Even if I did die at one point. It is an absolute nightmare out there. I was fighting the Vord with my avatar about twenty minutes ago, before I left. They are the epitome of suffering. But, enough about me. If you require any aid in the coordination, I would be glad to help. Yes, I know. Jason is back on, and he's keeping me updated. This is nothing compared to how its usually like, thank goodness. If this were on the scale that vord swarms usually are... But I think I've got coordination covered. The sub-forums are working fairly well. Most of the groups don't have enough firepower to do more than have some Minecraftians hole them up until this blows over. A grim affair, to say the least. So, I presume we are close to arriving on GodCraft? Yes, a few hours at most, apparently there's something wrong with the slip-space drive that wasn't picked up until now because we couldn't use it. We're just waiting for the engineers to fix it. Will you be coming with us or do you prefer to do the sensible thing and stay safe behind a computer screen? Or do what Jason is doing and do both. Temporally speaking, I will be doing both. I'm coming with you, whilst my future incarnation inevitably combats the Vord as well. That reminds me. Is Astria still recovering? Sort of, she's been a bit quiet lately, but she's doing better. I'm not sure I want her out on the ground fighting the Vord though. Sanford and Deimos want to go down with me though, apparently Hank's on the ground. Hank was on the ground last I checked. As for Astria, I don't actually know what occurred within her mindscape, but it was probably either literal torture, or some form of mental reconciliation, from what I've read. Read? Oh yes, that forum game out there that catalogs the events here... Funny thing about that... I checked the Earth Godcraft is connected to. The forum game isn't held there. In fact, it isn't accessible from the standard internet at all. I suspect whatever is hosting it is a narrative construct. Ah, we've been off on a tangent. I didn't just ask for this chat to check how you're doing, although that was a nice bonus. How are you and your friends in your incipisphere? I meant situations akin to this that I've read in books. I would say that we are... somewhat well. We've discovered the position of a weapon that might be able to kill English, and found that it is imperative that we get out into the Ring within a few enquier. On the other hand, there was a slight amount of insanity and murder. Like I said, I was stabbed twice, and bled to death before being resurrected as the Mage of Mind; virtually everybody else was slain by the two omnipotent entities hunting us down, though, due to a variety of situations, they were all revived (save one). That's about it, unless you wish for me to elaborate. Oh, hmm... Not sure whether that's good or bad... I would like to hear the details, but not right now. We don't have time. I wish you luck if you decide to kill English, I've never managed it myself personally. I've known a few who've managed to kill iterations of him, but its pretty rare. But it seems like you're in a safe-ish position right now. Once this whole thing in Godcraft is finished, I'm going to need to try and focus on rebuilding the IUPC. And at the very least, I could help you and your friends find some semblance of peace. Would you be willing to have me pick you all up when I make my rounds to get people out of the dangerous areas? Rebuilding the IUPC is my primary concern, excluding the slaying of the Godmodder. If you want to take about... what is it... ten? Yes. Ten teenagers out of the dual-Incipisphere, then you are welcome to. Ten? You'll definitely need to tell me what the heck happened when we have time. But yes, it may not be much, but every bit of good you can do helps. Its important not to lose sight of that, otherwise you'll never do anything. The term 'good' differs from person to person. The morally decrepit might take that to heart. The morally decrepit are never out to do good though. And most of the time, they know it. Indeed. While we're here, is there anything you wish to speak about? I have a number of things. However, I'll leave out the part where I buy deer teeth from a triangle. Would you rather hear the first one, or the second one? Bill Cipher? Anyways, why not both? Yes, I bought some deer teeth off of Bill. Very well. The first one's mildly arbitrary. I thought I should tell you that I managed to track down a particular clown in a Bard of Rage outfit. Quite odd, due to his... current state, but barely worth mentioning. The second one is extremely drawn out. Are you certain you wish to hear it? Hmm... Bard of Rage? I don't think that's too important right now. And yes, I would like to hear the second one. If its important, it might blow up soon. Just like everything else. It's not exactly news. Merely a mess of self-centered emotions. So, in the three months/ten minutes I was gone, quite a large amount of things occurred. However, this is the only thing I doubted afterwards, and started to question myself about. I killed somebody. Not an enemy, obviously, as we've all done that. But, a friend. Sure, he attacked us all, but I don't know if it was the right decision. I think I could have tried to incapacitate him, or something. But, the thing is, I just don't KNOW. If you know what I mean, that is. ... I see. I'm not sure what to say in a situation like this... But I know where you're coming from. I've been placed in the same situation before. Recently enough in fact to still feel the sting of it. I trust your judgement Kalare. And given the circumstances, I don't think any of us can withstand more murderous rampages than absolutely necessary. ... I suppose. Then again, for about 10% of the debacle, I was completely and utterly drunk/oblivious to the threat, so I don't know. Ah. And that would be why I stay away from alcohol. Anyways, it sounds like the drive is up and running. You ready to squish some bugs? Definitely.
Several hours later, in the present...
Amethyst light sprays forth from the point in which Kalare landed (Of course, I am going to need something to differentiate between the non-avatar version of me, and the Minecraft avatar I usually control). Now, I shall cut the third person. I flick the Hazel Wand, which I also own, due some shenanigans, and amethyst flames spurt from the point in which the epicenter of the amethyst light originated upon the Far Lands. Arcane fire tears at the Vord, taking energy from the fabric of reality itself to fuel an esoteric rampage of prodigious quality and precision. I fire curses into the Vord indiscriminately, annihilating several Vord instantaneously upon impact. I promptly vaporize a Keeper, and spin around. Noting the surprise within the Vord upon my appearance, I emanate a spell of monolithic proportions from the Hazel Wand. It collides with several Vord, blowing them to pieces upon impact. As a final attack, I mutter an incantation, utilizing the Inky Abyss to power a stream of pure occult sorcery. It streaks through the air, plowing into as many Vord as possible.
My Minecraft avatar notes the trolls. Suddenly, I realize something. My eldritch weapons were based around them, were they not? I attempt to arm the trolls present with their associated eldritch alchemy, if I possess it. If Amp does, I merely ask politely for Amp to gift them with it, if he so desires.
The Anachron:
I do have some equipment, and some data on the project. Is there anywhere within this room I can put it, unless you wish for it to stay within my ship?
I should also state that Gutza is quite incorrect in saying that my friends' DNA may be unusable. Mine may be, due to the fact that I am essentially a mutant, but that is it.
You hand The Harbinger, Bipolarity, To Rust, The Matriarch, Ahab's Crosshairs, Dark Heart, and Chrysalis over to their respective Trolls. You hang on to Dark Carnaval for obvious reasons.
I go on a quest to gain XP. I mean, normal minecraft XP. Eventually, I obtain enough XP to enchant a sword with Sharpness M, which I then use to slice at the Croach.
I turn to the Ancestor avatars of our favorite trolls. "Shouldn't you be... You know what, nevermind. I believe that you can do this, and if my belief isn't enough, I'll punch reality's face until it accepts my perspective as truth." I then take out all the ridiculous candy-colored weaponry I've made based on their weapons. "Just in case." I proceed to roll the 0ctet at some Keepers.
Fluorite Octet && Glitchiness 2/9
Turnspec Ringwear && Red Miles Picture 1/?? Hey, we've used a lot of colored units, and it would be a shame if we somehow failed to use the most iconic of them all.
Bionis Picture -c Mini-Mech Hm. This is proper syntax, yes?
Bag containing all of my octets thus far ~~~ Loom. Yes. This is totally a thing.
You give the Trickster Weaponry to the Trolls.
6-6-2-6-4-6-5-7
A massive 0BEY falls onto the Keepers and kills 80 of them!
Turnspec Ringwear && Red Miles Picture = Ring of Orbs Seerfold (Level 10: 1/11)
Bionis Picture -c Mini-Mech = Mini Bionis-Mech (1/4)
Octet Bag ~~~ Loom = Octet Backpack
My Action: I summon a Super Monkey to shoot darts at all of the Vord Keepers. The darts are poisoned.
SCP Foundation Action: An MTF specializing in air support deploys and flies around the main ship thing, defending it against attacks. Their planes are wired to self-destruct instead of being taken.
Executor: Executor test-fires its teleport device to teleport to the Far Lands (still not an entity yet), then sneak attacks the first 100 entities to attack the UNSC Preston Cole using high-powered lightning strikes.
50 Keepers killed! They are also Poisoned!
Next attack against the Preston Cole will be intercepted!
THE DEMON BLADE: A very powerful katana whose steel blade glows with an eerie light. It brings about madness, tragedy, and deaths with its cursed might.
I use an attack on the Croach that involves both Forge's Light and Homestuck! Twinbuilder likes one of those things so much, the attack deals lots of damage!
Oh
my
GOD.
IT'S THE FORGE'S LIGHT! Without a doubt, the best weapon in the game. I mean, look at the DESIGN! The POWER! I mean, it's imbued with the very essence of Notch HIMSELF! I mean, he doesn't work on the game anymore, but STILL! That's got to count for SOMETHING, right? Some days I feel that DTG2 exists just to allow this holy artifact a use. I love this weapon so much, any attack using it will GUARANTEED do more damage!!
Lothyra uses Superpower on the Preston Cole. Bender blasts some Keepers with Bender's Gun.
==Meanwhile==
Lothyra decides to pester Erelye.
-- universalAntimatist [UA] began pestering ambiguousTheoretician [AT] --
UA: Erelye.
UA: I've reconsidered my decision to travel to your meteor.
UA: I have been doing some research on Paradox Space.
UA: It seems that all of its players are teenagers.
UA: I am technically an adult, so I would not fit it.
UA: However, I will still assist the cloning project in anyway I can.
UA: I just won't live with you and your friends on the meteor.
UA: I'm sorry about this.
UA: By the way,
UA: how is the cloning project going along anyway?
AT: I presume you are Lothyra, based on the writing style. I was not aware you changed your chumhandle. But, I digress.
AT: I do not recall ever asking you to travel to my home universe. Perhaps you misheard me.
AT: As for the inefficacious cloning project, I have determined that the best method of survival for the elven race is the revitalization of Skaia, the production of a second Genesis Frog for the humans currently within my presence.
AT: Of course, there is another way. A second Scratch, perhaps. The restoration of the elven race in its entirety, at the price of oblivion.
AT: The cloning projects I have attempted have proven fruitless, producing nothing resembling sentient beings.
UA: Were you working along with Amperz? Or were those projects done on your own?
AT: I'm not at the liberty to answer that. The Anachron and Greyhold have the capacity, certainly.
UA: I thought that I was to work with Amperz as well, and this was to be a collaboration, with nothing being hidden, [REDACTED], or [DATA EXPUNGED].
UA: Sorry.
UA: That's just what the SCP Foundation does to hide stuffs.
AT: It's okay.
AT: I cannot say anything on the behalf of Amp, but I have reason to suspect we are being watched, and divulging information would aid those... Watchers.
UA: Also,
UA: I'm not trying to reproduce the Vestian Elf,
UA: I want to change it,
UA: remove some unwanted features,
UA: and genetically adapt them to a Minecraftia-like enviroment,
UA: which means a lot of interaction with humans.
UA: I and the other deceased Minecraftian Elves were mostly adapted,
UA: however, there were still some things that could have been improved upon.
UA: I know you may object to me playing God with your race,
UA: but my ancestors had already done so,
UA: when they arrived from Paradox Space.
AT: Perhaps some questions are in order.
AT: Why do you desire this form of perfection, even when your very life has proved perfection is impossible?
AT: Do you remember why your ancestors left Vetas?
AT: Where does the case of your ancestors differ from that of yours? Were they fleeing a planet bereft of peace, a planet which had been thrown into fifty loä of war?
AT: Why would human interaction be best?
AT: And, most importantly, how would the spiritual resurrection of your people benefit me, if at all?
UA: It's not perfection. It;s just being able to live with other races whose history happens at a much faster pace then the Vetans.
UA: I mean, seriously.
UA: It took hundreds of thousands for years for the Elves to advance to a galactic empire from the first farmers.
UA: While the humans are only a couple of hundred of years away,
UA: and it took them only 10,000 years from the dawn of farming.
UA: Let's face it,
UA: eventually the Elves will become an interuniversal species,
UA: and they shall have to adapt to new conditions.
UA: For example,
UA: it takes hundreds of years for a new Elf to be born,
UA: and Fusion Bulbs are a major dependency that can be targeted,
UA: even though a species should be able to reproduce without anything extra.
UA: Hell,
UA: there are some theories that even the Trolls once reproduced like humans,
UA: and Mother Grubs/Lusii were introduced later as a form of biotech.
UA: My ancestors altered themselves so that they could survive on Minecraftia with the humans even without superscience and superthaumaturgy.
UA: What killed them was that the new Minecraftian elves could breed with humans,
UA: but the child of those unions would be merely a half-elf,
UA: and over time,
UA: the elves were assimilated into the human gene pool.
UA: That happens all the time in medieval fantasy world with metahuman races.
UA: I want the elves to survive as a race no matter what happens,
UA: barring the apocalypse/Red Miles.
UA: Therefore,
UA: a quick, human-like reproductive system and pace of societal and technological development is well suited for that purpose,
UA: with one modification.
UA: Any child of a human and an elf will always be an elf,
UA: just like another elf-like race in a parallel universe called the Asari.
AT: Firstly, elves do not require Fusion Bulbs for reproduction. It's simply easier to do so.
AT: Secondly, Vetas has natural limitations that are far more extreme than Earth. I can vividly remember a time I was nearly slain by a group of nigh-immortal eldritch beasts when I was little. Only the most powerful weapons can slay the normally undying for good.
AT: Thirdly, the only reason your end of the race exists in any way whatsoever is because of the thaumotechnical devices invented by elves in the first place. If they had not had elven hyperdrives, they would have been overrun in the planetary civil war, and either sentenced to death/eternal confinement for desertion, or merely been killed in raids.
AT: Fourthly, yes. The humans conquered their planet in about six thousand seven hundred eleven or so loä. And look where that's gotten them. They are nearly all under the control of a supercomputer with mind control abilities. They built that computer themselves.
AT: Fifthly, you have no idea what occurred to Vetas after your people left. Unless you are adept in precognition, which I doubt, you have no idea what occurred until the destruction of the planet by the eldritch beasts akin to some mutated, twisted form of Yithians.
UA: Anyway,
UA: I've decided to send a clone of myself to Paradox Space.
UA: That I will be able to control.
UA: It's basically like a dream self.
UA: Bye.
-- universalAntimatist [UA] ceased pestering ambiguousTheoretician [AT] --
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
7/10 x2, 6/10 TBA'd Attacks
Battlefield: Red uses BT: Amazing Adventures on the Vord
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x47, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x25, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $14
> Alchemies
Scribe's Wands && LED board running Conway's Game of Life = The Cellular Automator (1/?)
V-Cube 8 && (Curta Calculator && KNT-308 Sniper Rifle) = CTA-8 (2/9?)
Moyu Aochuang 5x5 && SCP-345 = Planetcrafter's Speedcube (6/6)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
> Charges
+1 HP to all AGs one last time: 36/36 (+2 from Tazz)
> Action: Final Health Increase
I release the health increase in a different manner. Raising the Unicoder, I edit the source code of Minecraftia itself to give all AG players an additional and final +1 max HP!
Scribe's Wands && LED Game of Life = Life's Wands (Level 6: 1/7)
All AG players (except NinjaV, who already has 25 HP) gain +1 HP and +1 max HP!
PLANETCRAFTER'S SPEEDCUBE: A 5x5 version of SCP-345. It otherwise functions identically to the normal SCP, creating miniature planets when one of its faces is solved.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
8/10 x2, 7/10 TBA'd Attacks
Battlefield: Red uses the potion airdropper to heal the six most injured AG/N players
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x47, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $16
I dupe 3 potion of nectar
+2 to Wilson
+2 HP to gutza, piono, engie, Pit, jondanger, and 5l1n65h07!
Act 3. +2 to Ire, because Cobalt's charge is probably done at this point.
The Megadeath && Greater Almighty Elemental = Deus Omnipotens (Level 10: 11/11) I've got a good feeling about this!
The Baconcase || Lesser Bacon Elemental && 1 million pieces of bacon && Essence of the Bacon King, ruler of all bacon = Esculentus (Level 10: 7/11)
The Mouseattractor || Lesser Cheese Elemental && Every type of cheese ever && Essence of the Cheese Queen, ruler of all cheese = Certamen Caseus (Level 10: 7/11)
I use Unclosable on the Croach, then pull out my new awesome weapon. Because it is a Keyblade and thus a Morph Weapon, I morph it into a pair of boots and do a dance with Almighty-element explosions occurring whenever I put my feet down, causing loads of Almighty Explosions that the Croach aggrivates. I take excess energy that wasn't put into making loads of explosions and heal myself and the most wounded AG/Neutral with it.
DEUS OMNIPOTENS: A massive white Keyblade that possesses an unfathomable amount of godlike and apocalyptic power. It is truly an almighty weapon that can grind even the strongest of mountains to dust, given enough time, and is effective against nearly every target that the user lets it seek out.
Nail Biter&& Pogo of ZillyLOL instead of the warhammer, if you please.
> omglolsguy22: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => POGO PARTY
You ready all of your Pogos and put them in a straight line! Snapping your fingers, a team of zombies -- Pogo Zombies -- descend from the sky and land onto your Pogos, riding them! All of you head over to the Croach and mercilessly pogo against it, dealing 8,000 damage!
THE NAILBITER: An extremely powerful pogo hammer with a built in switch at its handle. Flicking the switch will allow hidden machinery to activate in the hammer's heads, turning them into one of several different items: a set of irons, spikes, whirring dentist drills, and sharpened claw. Using a hidden knob, the weapon can be heated hundreds of degeres.
The Nailbiter && Pogo of Zillylol = Pogohammer of Zillygui
POGOHAMMER OF ZILLYGUI: A completely zillified version of the Nailbiter with a bright red button at the end of the handle. Pressing this will turn the hammer's heads into Fancy Santas and will allow the user to unleash devastating Trickster-based attacks.
I view three alchemy codes: "TNTNTNT!", "NOTFALCO", and "CHAINGUN". Then I squirt Cyanide at the Croach, and double up with a flurry of jabs from the Light's Bane. I then rejoice at the fact that I didn't get Twinja'd!
"Oh! Would you look at that!" All the Vord look at the sky where I was pointing. A Nuke proceeds to fall on them.
I get Majora to make the Moon fall on the Croach.
6 Warriors killed!
All your teammates knock Midna unconscious before she can do that!
The Croach summons 300 of every Vord type except the Keepers, Behemoths, and Bulks! It summons 2,000 Keepers and 100 Behemoths and Bulks! The Keepers heal the Croach for +250,000 HP! The Vord deals 50,000 damage to the Robobunny and the Flying Calamari! They then kill the first five Players, forcing them to use up a respawn! They then lunge for you, and deal 15 damage to Crusher, omglolsguy, and fseftr, 10 damage to Cobalt and Tazz, 15 damage to Maniac, pionoplayer (killing him!), TT, gutza (killing him!), and r_stronghammer!
The Preston Cole deals 20,000 damage to the Croach, kills 100 Keepers, and kills 20 Warriors! The Main Guns deal 20,000 damage to the Croach and kill 200 Keepers! The Siege Gun kills 3 Endervord and Stuns them! The Gun Batteries deal 16,000 damage to the Croach and kills 160 Keepers! The Zombie Pigmen kill 12 Warriors! The Engietech Troops deal 8,000 damage to the Croach! The Republic Battleships kill 3 Endervord!
Every single Player deals 50,000 damage to the Croach and kills 500 Keepers! Die deals 6,000 damage to the Croach and then jumps forward in time to a point where the Vord is dead. The TIE-Sentry kills 12 Warriors! All the other AG troops kill a Bulk!
The Godmodder and his troops kill 30 Behemoths! The Godmodder then places himself behind his army and begins charging up power for a large attack...
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the new Vord types!
> All: Destroy the Croach!
> All: Defend the Preston Cole!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
II. DEMONHEAD .II
==> III. INFESTATION .III <==
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
The Far Lands:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ================================================== 2,114,350/5,000,000
Current Impetus Comb: 5
Vord Warriors: [H] HP: 500/500. (x1,363.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Keepers: [H] HP: 100/100. (x3,644.) More are summoned each turn. Poison: I
Vord Knights: [H] HP: 750/750. (x1,601.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Mantises: [H] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x1,138.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Behemoths: [H] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x690.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Bulks: [H] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x542.) More are summoned each turn. Poison: I
Creepervords: [H] HP: 500/500. (x1,408.) More are summoned each turn.
Endervords: [H] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x1,243.) More are summoned each turn. Stunned.
Croach: [H] HP: 729,000/1,000,000. Constantly being regenerated by Keepers.
UNSC Preston Cole: [N] HP: 100,000/100,000. Liquid Armor: 65,500/100,000 HP. Regens 50% + 1,000 of its HP every turn. Main Guns: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x2.) Charge Level: IIIII Siege Gun: 75,000/75,000 HP. Gun Batteries: 25,000/25,000 HP. (x4.) MMM: 50,000/50,000 HP. Macross Missile Massacre: III Launch Bay: 50,000/50,000 HP. Spawns a UNSC Destroyer every 4 turns, and a UNSC Frigate every 3 turns. | Entities that attack it can be counter-attacked for 25% of their normal power. Takes 20% less damage from most attacks.
Zombie Pigmen: [N]
Engietech Soldiers: [N] HP: 500/500. (x250.) More are summoned each turn.
Engietech Technicians: [N] HP: 100/100. (x500.) Repair Engietech and the Preston Cole. More are summoned each turn.
Engietech Pyromaniacs: [N] HP: 750/750. (x125.) More are summoned each turn. Burn targets.
Man that's an early Twinpost. I take out the Husstet and roll them at the Keepers. I then use Jeffing Awesome on them.
Fluorite Octet && Glitchiness = ///// // / [email protected] (Level 8: 3/9)
Turnspec Ringwear && Red Miles Picture = Ring of Orbs Seerfold (Level 10: 2/11)
Bionis Picture -c Mini-Mech = Mini Bionis-Mech (2/4)
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Charges: 9/50 + 22/50, +2 to Fseftr because why not. I start sending my charges to Wilson instead because those are closer to completion.
I go down into the vast network of caves that mark the Farlands. After a few minutes of blast work, a croach covered section of land caves in and collapses.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 88$ _ Wilson's charges A: 28/50, B: 28/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x9 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x1 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts)
Potion of Infusement +1
Potion of Zeus && Potion of War && Potion of Infusment && Potion of Ambrosa && Potion of Critmist 2 && Potion of Nectar && Potion of Magic && Potion of Dreams && Potion of Rejuvenation && Name Tag = Flask of the Kitsune, DONE
Throwing knife || sea lantern && broken guardian mech spike = Angler Knife 2/?
Well, this strategy is based on the assumption that anyone who would have bought potions before would have duplicated them. So, they are essentially buying infinite potions. And as such, they'll be willing to pay more. Anyone who bought them for cheaper could have given them to others as well.
It really isn't that hard to be moral. Of course, that is rather easy for me to say given how I'm rarely fighting anything directly. Also, did you say that backwards? Star Wars this is not. Although, by human I mean humane, magnanimous, or altruistic. Those are more accurate words. I haven't actually heard what your offer was, so I might not find it objectionable. You did say that you had a few different deals. Although, if you find it amoral then I probably will as well.
And... twinja'd...
Wonderful. I don't know why, but only getting in one post per round is a little annoying. I feel for you guys that never get to post more than once.
And, yeah. That was my intention twin. They're leaving Godcraft for good.
Twin, you forgot to put up the stats for the republic battleships and clone troopers.
Also, I vote for the specials of all the players to be used.
The Conclave:
Its simple.
I've already looped back around.
I know what will happen.
I lived it.
And now, its my turn to call the shots. To be the shadow from which it all comes.
And, of course, the fact that I know that twinbuilder's power is limited.
I suppose he could stop me if he wished, but it would put him at risk.
From more than you.
Preston Cole continues to open fire on the keepers and croach, any spill-over goes to killing the vordknights and endervord.
Hank goes down under a swarm of bugs and is cut free by some of the troopers. Sanford and Deimos pour a potion of life on him, reviving him. I think that's the fastest you've ever died. There are way too many of these thing to attack from up close.
Eric finishes up his whirlwind attack, then moves back out of the dangerous area.
((just a revive post with flavour text))
[quote]They're made out of an unknown metal, have very powerful thrusters, can travel through anywhere in near-Earth space, and have a link to Project Binary's powers and influence.
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Unknown, as in, they're not made of anything from the periodic table.
They use superheated antimatter and plasma.
It seems that the engines work by using a miniature black hole.
>>Commencing Active Scans.
>>Looking for Single Points Of Failure
>>Point Identified: Black Hole Containment Breach
>>Point Identified: Antimatter Storage Breach
>>Continuing Search.
>>Looking for Weaknesses In Containment Methods.
>>Identifying Hypothetical Atomic Number(s) of Unknown Material.
(This is what I meant by emission spectra in the Forge.)
==Godcraft==
I proceed to eject four of the special elemental chaos pearl ammo from Four Elements, and four suit ammos from Lancer.
Air Pearl && Fire Pearl && Earth Pearl && Water Pearl && Chaos Pearl (preview)
(Air Pearl && Fire Pearl && Earth Pearl && Water Pearl && Chaos Pearl)~~~Loom
(Spades && Clubs && Hearts && Diamonds)~~~Loom
(Air Pearl && Fire Pearl && Earth Pearl && Water Pearl && Chaos Pearl) && HALI array (preview)
The HALI arrays open fire with all the guns. ALL the guns. And I mean ALL the guns they can muster, supplemented by the Origin Wands and Creation Pen giving them MORE guns.
I then materialize a Far-Lands-wide under-the-top-layer-of-the-Far-Lands wave of non-source-block lava, which burns the Vord and Croach to a crisp, while shielding the other players and entities with hard-light. The shields stay up. (That was a mass shield, over everything. Yes, even the PGs...) While I'm at it I activate the already-created HALI mecha protocol on the array I'm wearing, which sets up a consistent shield over me alone.
Vote for anyone who isn't on their last vote.
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Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
9/10 x3 TBA'd Attacks
Battlefield: Red uses the Redstick on the Vord.
Orbital Weapons: mini ic the vord
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x47, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x25, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $18
I dupe 3 potion of nectar
+2 to Wilson
-Alchemy Emporium-
True enough.
It's pretty hard to be moral... at least for me... Anyways, what the heck is star wars?
Also, I've reconsidered making my other deals, so I suppose that's all I have to say. So unless you have anything to say to me...
Actually, I would like to ask if your gifts to Red and I have any alternative uses, or if they are simply cosmetic. Either way, thanks. My apologies for giving you something so impersonal.
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Just a quick note, DO NOT VOTE FOR THE FIRST 5 PLAYERS' SPECIALS! Let them get down to their final respawn, then vote.
I vote for the Trolls' Specials. I then use COMBAT OPERANDI: IUBEOQUE on the CROACH. Wait, are we allowed to insta-summon now?
I revive myself and hit some Vord Keepers with a guitar!
Eh, I'm not going to make the Fox amiibo, but I'll keep the Solflower even though I don't know what it does because it's level 4 and that means it's good. Right?
I inspect the Solflower, and then "test" the Demon Blade on the Croach, and whack it with the Blade of Grass for good measure.
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Teethgnasher 10/11 Men of the End 4/7
+1 to Amp x2.
I equip the Brainswitcher. It certainly has admirable abilities. If I could read it without going insane, and dying horribly, I would. I examine the Vord in the area. Once again, there is to be no mercy. Their brains shall inevitably fuel an eldritch entity for five minutes, due to my exploits. While this is rather problematic for the Vord, it is in no way painful for me, in this case. Anyhow, I focus the recondite power inherent to the book into a series of emanations. Slowly, without forewarning, Vord drop dead, liquified neurons dripping from the orifices near the head. This shall be far less violent in the physical sense. Melting brains with insight into eldritch abominations is rather effective, as it leaves the outer body mostly unscarred. I close my eyes, open the Brainswitcher, and point the pages at the Vord, sensing their life forces. I wait for the number to drop significantly before closing the maroon tome. I place the book back in my inventory, before drawing a glassy dark sphere composed of mixed solidified ink pure dark magic. I stare at the sphere for a few seconds, and promptly throw it into the ground. It explodes. Ink splatters over the floor. The blast draws in residual energy from the Glitch that inhabits the Far Lands as a matter of daily basis. This glitched ink is high unstable, and deadly. I teleport it into a crowd of Vord, and watch as the liquid combusts, annihilating sixteen Vord in an arcane blast. I pull out my Minium Stone, and flash-step behind a large amount of Creepervord. The aforementioned Creepervord suddenly find it especially difficult to move, as their bodies have been transmuted into solid stone. How fortuitous. It is almost as if I utilized some form of transmutation device to do so. Sarcasm aside, I telekinetically crush the stone Vord into the ground. They crumble to dust. Then, I warp a Miniature Green Sun in from nowhere. Hopefully, the strain does not kill me. I am not and have never been a First Guardian, nor shall I be. Regardless of my concerns, I absorb the model's energy. Green energy spews from my form as I desperately attempt to control the energy for long enough to create a coherent attack. I succeed. The entirety of the energy of the Miniature Green Sun is transformed into a wave of green energy which decimates the Vord. The blast tears into the Keepers and the Mantises, killing as many as possible.
I use the Spare Tentacle to Constrict the Endervords.
(These breaks will denote a change in perspective from my Minecraft avatar to Kalare, and vice versa.)
—
I take a momentary break in my attacks to coordinate my forces. I sense Rodney nearing. It is almost as if the extension of his trip is proving to augment his abilities. I order the TIE-Sentry to attack the Keepers. I take the time to gather my thoughts, before sending a transmission to Rodney giving the coordinates to this area of the Far Lands for his drop. And that of the aforementioned fifty tons of cursed exothermic Nova Cataclysms. I offer a greeting to Vriska, as she is the only troll besides Astria that I have met before, though I've certainly heard of the others.
Vriska. Nice to see you once more. Then again, compared to our last interaction, in which I (or rather, a virtual version of me) was bleeding out due to Piono's relentless stabbing, these are ideal conditions.
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Now that Die's back I try to get a pin made for Piono, Serpent (present) and Kayne. Mostly due to the cards we're dealt in this war. This war of ours, our morals grey, we fight to fight another day, our hopes near-dead, our hearts near too, we'll fight on still just as we do. Honestly though this is stupid. Freaking bugs. And what is it with all these people attacking the Croach. Do you want to die? "To sleep, perchance to dream, aye, there's the rub. For in that sleep of death what dreams may come?" Let me spoil it. Nothing. Stop dying. I call out the mighty Drillgenerigorg to do some excavation, drilling a tunnel through the ground with the Giga Drill I made all those months ago. I then rocket back up, pierce the heavens, and activate a button I secretly installed, transforming Drillgenerigorg into the mighty Dronegenerigorg, which promptly unleashes all its deadly armaments into the Keepers, and even more die in the tunnel collapse.
Fluorite Octet && Glitchiness = ///// // / [email protected] (Level 8: 4/9)
Turnspec Ringwear && Red Miles Picture = Ring of Orbs Seerfold (Level 10: 3/11)
Bionis Picture -c Mini-Mech = Mini Bionis-Mech (3/4)
> Alchemies
Scribe's Wands && LED board running Conway's Game of Life = Life's Wands (3/7)
V-Cube 8 && (Curta Calculator && KNT-308 Sniper Rifle) = CTA-8 (4/9)
Duplicate Potion of Panacea
Potion of Panacea count: 4
> Action: Explosion Equivalence
I originwand up 26984764 sticks of dynamite, 13492382 TNT blocks, 6746191 C4 blocks, 749576 bundled C4 blocks, 499717 Nova Catalysts, 107939 Nova Cataclysms and 10137 IC2 nukes on the surface of the croach and time them to explode simultaneously. They blow 7 holes in the croach each of approximately equal size.
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Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
8/10 x2, 7/10 TBA'd Attacks
Battlefield: Red uses the potion airdropper to heal the six most injured AG/N players
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x47, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $16
I dupe 3 potion of nectar
+2 to Wilson
The Megadeath && Greater Almighty Elemental = Deus Omnipotens (Level 10: 11/11) I've got a good feeling about this!
The Baconcase || Lesser Bacon Elemental && 1 million pieces of bacon && Essence of the Bacon King, ruler of all bacon = Esculentus (Level 10: 7/11)
The Mouseattractor || Lesser Cheese Elemental && Every type of cheese ever && Essence of the Cheese Queen, ruler of all cheese = Certamen Caseus (Level 10: 7/11)
I use Unclosable on the Croach, then pull out my new awesome weapon. Because it is a Keyblade and thus a Morph Weapon, I morph it into a pair of boots and do a dance with Almighty-element explosions occurring whenever I put my feet down, causing loads of Almighty Explosions that the Croach aggrivates. I take excess energy that wasn't put into making loads of explosions and heal myself and the most wounded AG/Neutral with it.
Hm, Pogo of ZillyLOL eh? I'l take it!
Nail Biter&& Pogo of ZillyLOL instead of the warhammer, if you please.
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
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You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
I view three alchemy codes: "TNTNTNT!", "NOTFALCO", and "CHAINGUN". Then I squirt Cyanide at the Croach, and double up with a flurry of jabs from the Light's Bane. I then rejoice at the fact that I didn't get Twinja'd!
Alchemies:
None
Charges:
None
Inventory:
Here
I get Majora to make the Moon fall on the Croach.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Die wonders how you have a copy of his Voodoo Doll, but then decides not to question it. He asks you what type of pins you'd be interested in having.
6-3-1-3-8-4-3-4
A white wall appears in front of the Keepers and a critical whale smashes through it, killing 80!
The Althammerer kills a Keeper!
Hammer && Captcharoid Camera = Captacharoid Hammer
Alterationer || Captcharoid Hammer = Captchalteration Hammer
CAPTCHALTERATION HAMMER: A white hammer with a large amount of machinery around itself. When it touches an alchemy, it will zillify, .jpeg, and generic it. In addition, it will generate a picture of anything it touches, with the captcha code needed to make the thing on the other side.
0CTET: A set of eight orchid D8s. A malevolent power flows through them, the power of three universes.
Now that's just gross.
3 Endervord killed!
You're seriously resorting to bickering with other players about an inconsequential similarity between the Preston Cole and the UOSS during a trial that you and all the players could very well lose if you don't kill all the Vord rapidly enough, a trial that threatens the entire server and could spread to other universes if left unchecked? Seriously?? I can only hope that this is satire.
Your lawsuit against the Vord does 9,000 damage to the Croach though.
+8,000 HP to the Liquid Armor!
The Executor is out of range!
Wait, I thought you meant the levels you had right before you died. No, you can't have your charges at the levels they were at when you died, since you're not supposed to be able to do anything while dead. The Nail Biter is at 8/9.
5,000 damage to the Croach!
Just say "I use (insert Battle Technique/Combat Operandi) here!", and I'll take care of the rest. Remember to specify a target!
10,000 damage to the Croach!
16 Warriors killed!
But he didn't finish the Nail Biter yet!
24 Creepervord killed!
TURNSPEC RINGWEAR: A ruby ring emblazoned with the gears of a timetable and the fractal of a spectagoggle. Upon touch, it creates a holographic display of two keyboards suspended on gears and two circular monitors. The monitors can see all throughout the universe, at any point in space or time. Also doubles as a computer.
Alterationer || The Crowbar = The Negater
THE NEGATER: A white crowbar that, upon touching an alchemy, will zillify, .jpeg, and generic it. In addition, it will destroy the object's temporal abilities and destroy its juju properties if it has any.
Fluorite Octet && Glitchiness = ///// // / Oct@t (Level 8: 1/9)
F/S-RPG: A rocket launcher that has a built-in 3x3 cube. Each face corresponds to one of the rockets inside the launcher. Completing a face will successfully launch a rocket.
10,000 damage to the Croach! 20 Creepervord killed! 100 Keepers killed! I made the attack only target specific Vord types because otherwise the damage would have been spread out so much it would be essentially meaningless.
13,000 damage to the Croach!
Advanced Psionics Manual && Ender Pearl && Resonant Ender && Magnetized Nox = Men of the End (Level 6: 1/7)
They have returned just this once.
120 Keepers killed! 2 Creepervord killed!
CRUNCHITIZER: A futuristic rifle that crunchitizes enemies, turning them into cereal.
> PitTheAngel: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => SKY QUIVER
You raise your hand to the sky and a sunbeam shines down to your position! A golden quiver decorated with stars slowly floats to you: the titular Sky Quiver! You ready your Silver Bow and fire the Quiver's special arrows, which seem to be made from hard light! The arrows pierce through the Croach, dealing 7,000 damage!
Engietech Reinforcements added!
> engie_ninja: COMBAT OPERANDI => CONSUME
You lack the necessary Sacred Items! Have you used this Combat Operandi before?
The instant the Bedrock crumbles, a new Bedrock wall is formed.
+1 Vote!
+4,000 HP to the Liquid Armor!
5,000 damage to the Croach!
Nukes wouldn't be. But you'd end up killing a lot of innocent civilians, and I simply can't let you do that. Try to avoid causalities.
The bedrock regenerates! You hear the guards laugh. "Nice try, buddy. We just had one breakout already, so we've decided to strengthen our resources."
Infantry Robots and Heavy Dropships added!
6 Mantises killed!
90 Keepers killed!
Curta Calculator && KNT-308 Sniper Rifle = CTA-308 Rifle
V-Cube 8 && CTA-308 Rifle = CTA-8 (Level 8: 1/9)
120 Vord Keepers killed!
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 OGLOGOTH'S CRY - HORRORTERROR
5 Vord Behemoths killed!
THEN Y0U AND 1 HAVE S0METH1NG 1N C0MM0N: THE ABSENCE 0F M0RAL1TY. 1 H0NESTLY D0 N0T CARE H0W MANY 1 L1VES 1 HAVE T0 TRAMPLE T0 GET T0 Y0U AND Y0UR... FR1ENDS, 1F THEY EVEN ARE Y0UR FR1ENDS. 1 W1LL D0 1T.
TW1NBU1LDER CANN0T DESTR0Y ME BECAUSE HE RETA1NS A SENSE 0F M0RAL1TY. T0 K1LL ME, HE W0ULD HAVE T0 DESTR0Y HALF 0F THE PLANET. AND HE CANN0T R1SK PUTT1NG A S1NGLE HUMAN L1FE 1N DANGER. 1F HE WAS A TRUE F1RST GUARD1AN, HE W0ULD BE L1KE US. HE W0ULD N0T CARE WHAT HE W0ULD HAVE T0 D0 T0 ACC0MPL1SH THE ULT1MATE PURP0SE.
AND HE W0ULD HAVE T0 DESTR0Y HALF 0F THE PLANET T0 K1LL ME BECAUSE 1 AM THE PLANET. 1 REPRESENT THE ENT1RETY 0F EARTH! HMM. EN0UGH B0AST1NG. ALTH0UGH 1 FEEL L1KE 1 SH0ULD ADD THAT Y0U ARE 1N N0 PLACE T0 SAY WHAT THE NARRAT1VE D0ES AND D0ES N0T D0. 0NLY S0ME0NE W1TH C0MPLETE MASTERY 0VER 1T C0ULD KN0W 1TS EVERY M0VE.
AH. AN0THER QUEST10N. WHAT EXACTLY PUTS Y0U AT A P0S1T10N T0 TALK T0 ME? BYPASS1NG ALL THE 0THER PLAYERS, 1GN0R1NG TW1NBU1LDER'S CR1ES THAT Y0U CANN0T 1NTERACT W1TH EARTH, AND HEAD1NG STRA1GHT T0 ME. WHAT G1VES Y0U THAT R1GHT AB0VE ANY0NE ELSE?
20,000 damage to the Croach! 100 Keepers killed! 20 Warriors killed!
10 Warriors and Creepervord killed!
Trolls' Minecraft Avatars added on the grounds that none of the Trolls will be able to interact with Minecraft again, effectively finishing off their arc! Republic Battleships added!
You are now Eric.
+2 of all Sacred Items!
80 Keepers killed!
You can't use First Aid in a harmful way!
+1 Vote!
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> NinjaV2403: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 ENDER'S CALL - DRAGONEYE
5 Endervord killed!
Die quickly switches back the hats. Never mess with a man's hat, he mumbles. Worst crime you could ever commit.
> TT2000: COMBAT OPERANDI => FROM NOOBS TO HEROES
You expend 4 Elf Tears, 5 Pie Filling, and a single Weasel Snot.
30,000 damage to the Croach!
...Okay then.
16 Creepervord killed!
6-6-5-4-3-5-7-1
A portion of the Croach is sealed inside a bedrock vault that then heats itself to thousands of degress. 9,000 damage!
Basilisk Lusii added! Due to their general weakness (they're a one-shot!), it looks like their Taken immunity is not very strong...
10,000 damage to the Taken D-Class Labor!
+2 HP!
It seems to be missing a Psiionics Panel.
+2 of all Sacred Items!
> gutza1: COMBAT OPERANDI => ANTIMATTER RIP
You expend 5 Hog Slop and 4 Pie Filling.
30,000 damage to the Croach!
100 Keepers killed!
You give carcinoGeneticist a Scranton Reality Anchor!
The Chair-Cannons will strengthen the Preston Cole's attacks this turn!
120 Vord Keepers killed!
4,000 damage to the Croach!
This game's pretty unpredictable, huh.
You see the Stronghold past the armada of Vord. You'll have to fight through them to get to it!
You can only Poison one Vord group with the Blade of Grass per attack! With that in mind, you Poison the Bulks.
FIERY GREATSWORD: A molten blade forged from Hellstone Ore. Its handle is made from solid obsidian and will not break against any foe.
Foundation Field Agents added!
8,000 damage to the Croach!
7,000 damage to the Croach!
Taken D-Class Labor insta-killed!
The Executor is out of range!
12 Knights killed! 4 Mantises killed!
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 COLD FRONT - MALESTROMBOUND
100 Keepers killed!
50 Keepers killed!
You hand The Harbinger, Bipolarity, To Rust, The Matriarch, Ahab's Crosshairs, Dark Heart, and Chrysalis over to their respective Trolls. You hang on to Dark Carnaval for obvious reasons.
6,000 damage to the Croach!
You give the Trickster Weaponry to the Trolls.
6-6-2-6-4-6-5-7
A massive 0BEY falls onto the Keepers and kills 80 of them!
Turnspec Ringwear && Red Miles Picture = Ring of Orbs Seerfold (Level 10: 1/11)
Bionis Picture -c Mini-Mech = Mini Bionis-Mech (1/4)
Octet Bag ~~~ Loom = Octet Backpack
OCTET BACKPACK: Now it's a backpack!
50 Keepers killed! They are also Poisoned!
Next attack against the Preston Cole will be intercepted!
The Executor is out of range!
Memed 2 Vord Behemoths killed!
THE DEMON BLADE: A very powerful katana whose steel blade glows with an eerie light. It brings about madness, tragedy, and deaths with its cursed might.
Oh
my
GOD.
IT'S THE FORGE'S LIGHT! Without a doubt, the best weapon in the game. I mean, look at the DESIGN! The POWER! I mean, it's imbued with the very essence of Notch HIMSELF! I mean, he doesn't work on the game anymore, but STILL! That's got to count for SOMETHING, right? Some days I feel that DTG2 exists just to allow this holy artifact a use. I love this weapon so much, any attack using it will GUARANTEED do more damage!!
Eh. Homestuck's okay.
12,000 damage to the Croach!
You can't use Superpower against an ally!
70 Keepers killed!
4 Vord Mantises killed!
> fseftr?: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 KEYBOARD - AMAZING ADVENTURES
15,000 damage to the Croach!
> Irecreeper: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 CHAIRSTORM - UPHOLSTERY'S UMBRAGE
200 Vord Keepers killed!
Scribe's Wands && LED Game of Life = Life's Wands (Level 6: 1/7)
All AG players (except NinjaV, who already has 25 HP) gain +1 HP and +1 max HP!
PLANETCRAFTER'S SPEEDCUBE: A 5x5 version of SCP-345. It otherwise functions identically to the normal SCP, creating miniature planets when one of its faces is solved.
+2 HP to gutza, piono, engie, Pit, jondanger, and 5l1n65h07!
DEUS OMNIPOTENS: A massive white Keyblade that possesses an unfathomable amount of godlike and apocalyptic power. It is truly an almighty weapon that can grind even the strongest of mountains to dust, given enough time, and is effective against nearly every target that the user lets it seek out.
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 LOCKPICK - UNCLOSABLE
15,000 damage to the Croach!
10,000 damage to the Croach!
+1 HP to yourself and gutza!
> omglolsguy22: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => POGO PARTY
You ready all of your Pogos and put them in a straight line! Snapping your fingers, a team of zombies -- Pogo Zombies -- descend from the sky and land onto your Pogos, riding them! All of you head over to the Croach and mercilessly pogo against it, dealing 8,000 damage!
THE NAILBITER: An extremely powerful pogo hammer with a built in switch at its handle. Flicking the switch will allow hidden machinery to activate in the hammer's heads, turning them into one of several different items: a set of irons, spikes, whirring dentist drills, and sharpened claw. Using a hidden knob, the weapon can be heated hundreds of degeres.
The Nailbiter && Pogo of Zillylol = Pogohammer of Zillygui
POGOHAMMER OF ZILLYGUI: A completely zillified version of the Nailbiter with a bright red button at the end of the handle. Pressing this will turn the hammer's heads into Fancy Santas and will allow the user to unleash devastating Trickster-based attacks.
TNTNTNT! = TNT Cannon (Level 2: 1/3)
NOTFALCO = SSB4 Fox Amiiboâ„¢ (Level 1: 1/2)
CHAINGUN = Solflower (Level 4: 1/5)
8,000 damage to the Croach!
6 Warriors killed!
All your teammates knock Midna unconscious before she can do that!
The Croach summons 300 of every Vord type except the Keepers, Behemoths, and Bulks! It summons 2,000 Keepers and 100 Behemoths and Bulks! The Keepers heal the Croach for +250,000 HP! The Vord deals 50,000 damage to the Robobunny and the Flying Calamari! They then kill the first five Players, forcing them to use up a respawn! They then lunge for you, and deal 15 damage to Crusher, omglolsguy, and fseftr, 10 damage to Cobalt and Tazz, 15 damage to Maniac, pionoplayer (killing him!), TT, gutza (killing him!), and r_stronghammer!
The Preston Cole deals 20,000 damage to the Croach, kills 100 Keepers, and kills 20 Warriors! The Main Guns deal 20,000 damage to the Croach and kill 200 Keepers! The Siege Gun kills 3 Endervord and Stuns them! The Gun Batteries deal 16,000 damage to the Croach and kills 160 Keepers! The Zombie Pigmen kill 12 Warriors! The Engietech Troops deal 8,000 damage to the Croach! The Republic Battleships kill 3 Endervord!
Every single Player deals 50,000 damage to the Croach and kills 500 Keepers! Die deals 6,000 damage to the Croach and then jumps forward in time to a point where the Vord is dead. The TIE-Sentry kills 12 Warriors! All the other AG troops kill a Bulk!
The Godmodder and his troops kill 30 Behemoths! The Godmodder then places himself behind his army and begins charging up power for a large attack...
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the new Vord types!
> All: Destroy the Croach!
> All: Defend the Preston Cole!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIThe Far Lands:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ================================================== 2,114,350/5,000,000
Current Impetus Comb: 5
ROUND 2: THE FAR LANDS
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Armor.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 19/25.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 25/25.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 7/25. Regen: II Has Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 15/25.
Talist: [AG] HP: 16/25.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 0/25.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 10/25.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 10/25.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 15/25.
r_stronghammer: [AG] HP: 10/25.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 14/25.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 10/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20.
fseftr: [N] HP: 5/20.
pionoplayer: [N] HP: 0/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 5/20.
XDGrangerDX: [N] HP: 17/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 12/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 14/20.
Vord Warriors: [H] HP: 500/500. (x1,363.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Keepers: [H] HP: 100/100. (x3,644.) More are summoned each turn. Poison: I
Vord Knights: [H] HP: 750/750. (x1,601.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Mantises: [H] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x1,138.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Behemoths: [H] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x690.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Bulks: [H] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x542.) More are summoned each turn. Poison: I
Creepervords: [H] HP: 500/500. (x1,408.) More are summoned each turn.
Endervords: [H] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x1,243.) More are summoned each turn. Stunned.
Croach: [H] HP: 729,000/1,000,000. Constantly being regenerated by Keepers.
UNSC Preston Cole: [N] HP: 100,000/100,000. Liquid Armor: 65,500/100,000 HP. Regens 50% + 1,000 of its HP every turn. Main Guns: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x2.) Charge Level: IIIII Siege Gun: 75,000/75,000 HP. Gun Batteries: 25,000/25,000 HP. (x4.) MMM: 50,000/50,000 HP. Macross Missile Massacre: III Launch Bay: 50,000/50,000 HP. Spawns a UNSC Destroyer every 4 turns, and a UNSC Frigate every 3 turns. | Entities that attack it can be counter-attacked for 25% of their normal power. Takes 20% less damage from most attacks.
Zombie Pigmen: [N]
Engietech Soldiers: [N] HP: 500/500. (x250.) More are summoned each turn.
Engietech Technicians: [N] HP: 100/100. (x500.) Repair Engietech and the Preston Cole. More are summoned each turn.
Engietech Pyromaniacs: [N] HP: 750/750. (x125.) More are summoned each turn. Burn targets.
Engietech Minions: [N] HP: 500/500. (x200.) Infect targets.
Republic Battleships: [N] HP: 35,000/35,000. (x5.) Clonetroopers: 500/500 HP. (x250.)
bonziBUDDY: [PL] HP: 20,000/20,000. Respawns: IIIII I'm Bonzi: IIII
Sunshine_Lord: [PL] HP: 20,000/20,000. Respawns: IIIII Double Rainbow: IIII
hunter2: [PL] HP: 20,000/20,000. Respawns: IIIII Superhack: IIII
1Masterchef1: [PL] HP: 20,000/20,000. Respawns: IIIII Last Meal: IIII
O)_(O: [PL] HP: 20,000/20,000. Respawns: IIIII Funnymouth: IIII
strudelkitty4427: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000. Respawns: IIIII The Beast: IIII
apocalypseArisen: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Arisen Anew: IIIIII
adiosToreador: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Mega Evolution: IIIIII
twinArmageddons: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Twins' Wrath: IIIIII
carcinoGeneticist: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Final Sermon: IIIIII
arsenicCatnip: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Tacklepounce: IIIIII
grimAuxiliatrix: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Bisection: IIIIII
gallowsCalibrator: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Tipping Scales: IIIIII
arachnidsGrip: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Ancestral Awakening: IIIIII
centaursTestÑ–cle: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Execution: IIIIII
caligulasAquarium: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Last Empire: IIIIII
cuttlefishCuller: [PL] HP: 12,000/12,000. Respawns: IIIIIIII Vast Glub: IIIIII
Die: [AG]TIE-Sentry: [AG]
Goose: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Honk: IIII Eggs: 1/1. (x5.) Killing an Egg spawns a Gosling.
WLK-FL Infantry Robots: [AG] HP: 10/10. (x2,000.)
SWR-AF Heavy Dropships: [AG] HP: 100/100. (x200.)
Foundation Field Agents: [AG] HP: 6,000/6,000. (x5.)
Robobunny: [PG] HP: 100,000/150,000. Killer Instinct: III
Flying Calamari: [PG] HP: 50,000/100,000. Natural Habitat: III
Basilisk Lusii: [PG] HP: 8,000/8,000. (x8.)
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 6/125. Killstreak: 58.
The Battlefield:
Perfect Sphere: [AG] Energy: 5. Inner Barrier: 40,000/40,000/25,000 HP. Middle Barrier: 0/40,000/25,000 HP. Outer Barrier: 0/40,000/25,000 HP. Outer Shield: 0/50,000 HP. Modules: 2. Bridge: 11,000/50,000 HP. Housing no players. AF Hangar: 0/100,000 HP.Tanker A2: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Shields: 0/20,000. Regenerates +2,500 Shields a turn.Isaac: [AG] HP: 23/25. Deck of Cards: III Mega Bomb: IIIIIIIICogWynd: [AG] HP: 147,000/200,000. Winded: IIIIIIIIIIII 85%. In Overclocked mode.Vord-Eating Spider: [AG] HP: 28,000/50,000.Medic Bot: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Heals allies every turn.Jukebox: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000. Currently playing Land of Fans and Music - MeGaDanceVaNia.Chaos Shard: [PG] HP: ???/???.The Malice: [PG] HP: 90,000/120,000. Breach: IIIRedwalker: [PG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Launch: IIIThe Forge:
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III IN USE (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III IN USE (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII CHARGING (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
2 Hog Slop
6 Elf Tears
2 Pie Filling
21 Weasel Snot
Fluorite Octet && Glitchiness = ///// // / [email protected] (Level 8: 3/9)
Turnspec Ringwear && Red Miles Picture = Ring of Orbs Seerfold (Level 10: 2/11)
Bionis Picture -c Mini-Mech = Mini Bionis-Mech (2/4)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
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I go down into the vast network of caves that mark the Farlands. After a few minutes of blast work, a croach covered section of land caves in and collapses.
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x9 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x1 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts)
Potion of Zeus && Potion of War && Potion of Infusment && Potion of Ambrosa && Potion of Critmist 2 && Potion of Nectar && Potion of Magic && Potion of Dreams && Potion of Rejuvenation && Name Tag = Flask of the Kitsune, DONE
Throwing knife || sea lantern && broken guardian mech spike = Angler Knife 2/?
Well, this strategy is based on the assumption that anyone who would have bought potions before would have duplicated them. So, they are essentially buying infinite potions. And as such, they'll be willing to pay more. Anyone who bought them for cheaper could have given them to others as well.
It really isn't that hard to be moral. Of course, that is rather easy for me to say given how I'm rarely fighting anything directly. Also, did you say that backwards? Star Wars this is not. Although, by human I mean humane, magnanimous, or altruistic. Those are more accurate words. I haven't actually heard what your offer was, so I might not find it objectionable. You did say that you had a few different deals. Although, if you find it amoral then I probably will as well.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Wonderful. I don't know why, but only getting in one post per round is a little annoying. I feel for you guys that never get to post more than once.
And, yeah. That was my intention twin. They're leaving Godcraft for good.
Twin, you forgot to put up the stats for the republic battleships and clone troopers.
Also, I vote for the specials of all the players to be used.
The Conclave:
Its simple.
I've already looped back around.
I know what will happen.
I lived it.
And now, its my turn to call the shots. To be the shadow from which it all comes.
And, of course, the fact that I know that twinbuilder's power is limited.
I suppose he could stop me if he wished, but it would put him at risk.
From more than you.
Preston Cole continues to open fire on the keepers and croach, any spill-over goes to killing the vordknights and endervord.
Hank goes down under a swarm of bugs and is cut free by some of the troopers. Sanford and Deimos pour a potion of life on him, reviving him.
I think that's the fastest you've ever died.
There are way too many of these thing to attack from up close.
Eric finishes up his whirlwind attack, then moves back out of the dangerous area.
((just a revive post with flavour text))
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
>>Passive Scan Results:
[quote]They're made out of an unknown metal, have very powerful thrusters, can travel through anywhere in near-Earth space, and have a link to Project Binary's powers and influence.
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Unknown, as in, they're not made of anything from the periodic table.
They use superheated antimatter and plasma.
It seems that the engines work by using a miniature black hole.
>>Commencing Active Scans.
>>Looking for Single Points Of Failure
>>Point Identified: Black Hole Containment Breach
>>Point Identified: Antimatter Storage Breach
>>Continuing Search.
>>Looking for Weaknesses In Containment Methods.
>>Identifying Hypothetical Atomic Number(s) of Unknown Material.
(This is what I meant by emission spectra in the Forge.)
==Godcraft==
I proceed to eject four of the special elemental chaos pearl ammo from Four Elements, and four suit ammos from Lancer.
Air Pearl && Fire Pearl && Earth Pearl && Water Pearl && Chaos Pearl (preview)
(Air Pearl && Fire Pearl && Earth Pearl && Water Pearl && Chaos Pearl)~~~Loom
(Spades && Clubs && Hearts && Diamonds)~~~Loom
(Air Pearl && Fire Pearl && Earth Pearl && Water Pearl && Chaos Pearl) && HALI array (preview)
Spades && Clubs && Hearts && Diamonds (preview)
(Spades && Clubs && Hearts && Diamonds) && HALI array (preview)
Ender Pearl /\/\/ Scratcher 1/?
The HALI arrays open fire with all the guns. ALL the guns. And I mean ALL the guns they can muster, supplemented by the Origin Wands and Creation Pen giving them MORE guns.
I then materialize a Far-Lands-wide under-the-top-layer-of-the-Far-Lands wave of non-source-block lava, which burns the Vord and Croach to a crisp, while shielding the other players and entities with hard-light. The shields stay up. (That was a mass shield, over everything. Yes, even the PGs...) While I'm at it I activate the already-created HALI mecha protocol on the array I'm wearing, which sets up a consistent shield over me alone.
Vote for anyone who isn't on their last vote.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
9/10 x3 TBA'd Attacks
Battlefield: Red uses the Redstick on the Vord.
Orbital Weapons: mini ic the vord
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x47, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x25, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $18
I dupe 3 potion of nectar
+2 to Wilson
-Alchemy Emporium-
True enough.
It's pretty hard to be moral... at least for me... Anyways, what the heck is star wars?
Also, I've reconsidered making my other deals, so I suppose that's all I have to say. So unless you have anything to say to me...
Actually, I would like to ask if your gifts to Red and I have any alternative uses, or if they are simply cosmetic. Either way, thanks. My apologies for giving you something so impersonal.
I vote for the Trolls' Specials. I then use COMBAT OPERANDI: IUBEOQUE on the CROACH. Wait, are we allowed to insta-summon now?
I revive myself and hit some Vord Keepers with a guitar!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Eh, I'm not going to make the Fox amiibo, but I'll keep the Solflower even though I don't know what it does because it's level 4 and that means it's good. Right?
I inspect the Solflower, and then "test" the Demon Blade on the Croach, and whack it with the Blade of Grass for good measure.
Alchemies:
"TNTNTNT!" = TNT Cannon (2/3)
"CHAINGUN" = Solflower (Level 4: 2/5)
Charges:
None
Inventory:
Here
Scribe's Wands && LED board running Conway's Game of Life = Life's Wands (2/7)
V-Cube 8 && (Curta Calculator && KNT-308 Sniper Rifle) = CTA-8 (3/9)
Duplicate Potion of Panacea
Potion of Panacea count: 4
> Action: Average of 1000
I begin to do an average of 1000 on the F/S-RPG. Using godly finger tricks, I manage to get the following solves:
times (reset)
0.53, 0.51, 0.46, 0.49, 0.51
0.32, 0.33, 0.55, 0.43, 0.52
(skipping 985 times, show)
0.72, 0.61, 0.22, 0.32, 0.33
stats (hide)
number of times: 1000/1000
best time: 0.11
worst time: 1.23
session avg: 0.49 (σ = 0.88)
session mean: 0.49
This means firing 6,000 rockets in the span of 13 minutes and 14 seconds (5 minutes total for scrambling).
And of course, the rockets are all aimed at the croach.
Kid Radd: 15/45
>BEGIN ALCHEMY
>The Badhand + Kid Radd NES Cartridge = ??? (1/?)
>USE Crunchitizer ON Keepers
>BEGIN FILLING CEREAL BAR
(Cereal Bar: 0/100. Yes, this is totally relevant, shut up!)
=CHARGE=
-18 / 50- Genesis (Tazz'd, +2)
-8 / 10- Lil Chad
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I bring the BRASS KNUCKLE down upon the Croach!
(ACTIVATE)
=COMMAND=
Die comes back from the alternate timeline, with advice on how to kill the Vord!
This provides mini-crits to a few allied entities!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Teethgnasher 10/11
Men of the End 4/7
+1 to Amp x2.
I equip the Brainswitcher. It certainly has admirable abilities. If I could read it without going insane, and dying horribly, I would. I examine the Vord in the area. Once again, there is to be no mercy. Their brains shall inevitably fuel an eldritch entity for five minutes, due to my exploits. While this is rather problematic for the Vord, it is in no way painful for me, in this case. Anyhow, I focus the recondite power inherent to the book into a series of emanations. Slowly, without forewarning, Vord drop dead, liquified neurons dripping from the orifices near the head. This shall be far less violent in the physical sense. Melting brains with insight into eldritch abominations is rather effective, as it leaves the outer body mostly unscarred. I close my eyes, open the Brainswitcher, and point the pages at the Vord, sensing their life forces. I wait for the number to drop significantly before closing the maroon tome. I place the book back in my inventory, before drawing a glassy dark sphere composed of mixed solidified ink pure dark magic. I stare at the sphere for a few seconds, and promptly throw it into the ground. It explodes. Ink splatters over the floor. The blast draws in residual energy from the Glitch that inhabits the Far Lands as a matter of daily basis. This glitched ink is high unstable, and deadly. I teleport it into a crowd of Vord, and watch as the liquid combusts, annihilating sixteen Vord in an arcane blast. I pull out my Minium Stone, and flash-step behind a large amount of Creepervord. The aforementioned Creepervord suddenly find it especially difficult to move, as their bodies have been transmuted into solid stone. How fortuitous. It is almost as if I utilized some form of transmutation device to do so. Sarcasm aside, I telekinetically crush the stone Vord into the ground. They crumble to dust. Then, I warp a Miniature Green Sun in from nowhere. Hopefully, the strain does not kill me. I am not and have never been a First Guardian, nor shall I be. Regardless of my concerns, I absorb the model's energy. Green energy spews from my form as I desperately attempt to control the energy for long enough to create a coherent attack. I succeed. The entirety of the energy of the Miniature Green Sun is transformed into a wave of green energy which decimates the Vord. The blast tears into the Keepers and the Mantises, killing as many as possible.
I use the Spare Tentacle to Constrict the Endervords.
(These breaks will denote a change in perspective from my Minecraft avatar to Kalare, and vice versa.)
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I take a momentary break in my attacks to coordinate my forces. I sense Rodney nearing. It is almost as if the extension of his trip is proving to augment his abilities. I order the TIE-Sentry to attack the Keepers. I take the time to gather my thoughts, before sending a transmission to Rodney giving the coordinates to this area of the Far Lands for his drop. And that of the aforementioned fifty tons of cursed exothermic Nova Cataclysms. I offer a greeting to Vriska, as she is the only troll besides Astria that I have met before, though I've certainly heard of the others.
Vriska. Nice to see you once more. Then again, compared to our last interaction, in which I (or rather, a virtual version of me) was bleeding out due to Piono's relentless stabbing, these are ideal conditions.
Fluorite Octet && Glitchiness = ///// // / [email protected] (Level 8: 4/9)
Turnspec Ringwear && Red Miles Picture = Ring of Orbs Seerfold (Level 10: 3/11)
Bionis Picture -c Mini-Mech = Mini Bionis-Mech (3/4)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I use my Nail Biter on the Croach and throw My good ol Unwrinkler at random Vord warriors.
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
Scribe's Wands && LED board running Conway's Game of Life = Life's Wands (3/7)
V-Cube 8 && (Curta Calculator && KNT-308 Sniper Rifle) = CTA-8 (4/9)
Duplicate Potion of Panacea
Potion of Panacea count: 4
> Action: Explosion Equivalence
I originwand up 26984764 sticks of dynamite, 13492382 TNT blocks, 6746191 C4 blocks, 749576 bundled C4 blocks, 499717 Nova Catalysts, 107939 Nova Cataclysms and 10137 IC2 nukes on the surface of the croach and time them to explode simultaneously. They blow 7 holes in the croach each of approximately equal size.