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I use The Force to force choke AGenericMiner to death for being annoying, then attach him to the JassyCats Battering Ram as well, doubling it's damage with supersaiyan powers, which I then use to attack the Mystery Gate.
"Every game has a story, but only one is a legend." - Archaois, DeviantArt
"They say you must walk a mile in a man's shoes to understand him. After that, who cares? You have this man's shoes and you're a mile away!" - Unknown
I am charging Dr. Fate's "charged blast" towards the Mystery Gate.
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"Every game has a story, but only one is a legend." - Archaois, DeviantArt
"They say you must walk a mile in a man's shoes to understand him. After that, who cares? You have this man's shoes and you're a mile away!" - Unknown
I have no idea what's going on and am too lazy to look at the past few pages, so I eat a sandwich that gives me the power to shoot lasers from my nose.
I hack into the bedrock box and add a dispenser spamming fire resist potions, then use a chaos emerald pickaxe to break Steve out of jail.
The fire resist potions are too slowed down by the lava to be effective, and the godmodder destroys the dispenser and replaces the bedrock before it could do anything anyway.
The Reaper armada charges up a FULL POWER BLAST towards any pro-godmodder entity. Dr. Fate on the other hand, charges up a blast at the Mystery Gate, enraged by it's tenacity and stubbornness. Charge: 1/5
The blast will hit a pro-godmodder entity(if there are any alive once it finishes) and the mystery gate!
Okay... Let's fight fire with fire.
Death Star IIIIV: 28/40
Backstory:
The rebel alliance, tired of being terrorized by a huge deathship, decide to build their own huge deathship. (It will not have a weak spot leading to the main reactor like the older models.)
And in the meantime:
Summon the Rebel fleet!
X-wings and Y-wings and B-wings, oh my!
They will arrive in...
1/4
EDIT: I just realized... A droideka squad not under my control? No fair!!! I immediately make them report to me using whatever methods necessary, including spamming the whole page with 's in an attempt to convert them with mind control.
I make a gravitational beam so strong to drag a moon off orbit. With the beam I grab the derbis from the explosion with a few more asteroids along the way and pieces of planets and throw it to the Death Star where Darth Vader is on. Good luck force shielding it. I also get Luke Skywalker on the fight and help Droideka30.
I utilize my extreme genius to prepare a speech about VERY boring things. I give my speech to the godmodder and he becomes bored. The godmodder eventually becomes so bored by my speech, that he falls into a deep sleep, which eventually leads to a coma that he never wakes up from.
Pwnt.
The godmodder uses coffee,earplugs, and video games for things like this.
Droideka conversion:
If that much concentration doesn't blow their minds, I don't know what willlll..... DDDDDEEEEERRRRRRPPPP! Droidekas don't have brains. They're robots. All I have to do is hijack the control tower. I demand to know its location! In the meantime, I enclose them in a bedrock cage, where they are unable to inflict or take any damage.
Death Star IV: 30/40
You still can't control them, but your concentration does deal 5000 damage!
I take a portal gun, and reveal this whole time I had a portal next to the secretary for this purpose only. The secretary then lets arceus know my urgent pass is real.
Arceus hates Portal references so much he STILL doesn't take you seriously!
4/4
The rebel fleet arrives! Swooping down on the Death Star, they fire on the weak point, causing a chain reaction... You know what happens next. (Hint: the strength of a billion 's)
Nope, droideka. You need the force to hit the main reactor. My job. I fly in with an X-Wing and drop 2 proton torpedoes down the exhaust vent! Oh, and I help build your death star. So, will there be any exhaust plorts leading to the main reactor?
No... There was no exhaust plort to the main reactor on the death star 2... They were only able to destroy it because they attacked it AFTER destroying the shield generator on Endor AND before it was finished. If we want to take down the Death Star II, we'll probably have to land inside it and nuke it from the inside, or use a bigger laser to blow it up... I hijack a Star Dreadnaught (Basic same idea as a star destroyer, but about a hundred times bigger), and ram it straight into the DSII. While using it's various weapons to blow up the mystery gate from orbit.
applying a hockeypuck cannon modified to shoot 2 hockey pucks per second
To those from the future: When I posted this post, this was the latest post on what-if.xkcd.com. I'm sure there have been many more since then with potential applications, but I can't access them due to them being published in what is currently considered the future. Also, have you got your hovercars yet?
The godmodder is too lazy to look at all of those links, so he just temporarily goes into a pocket dimension until they have all been tried, the he returns.
I use Freeze Blast on the Godmodder, rendering him unable to attack or defend himself(or even move at all) for 3 turns. (The Freeze Blast is instant and can't be missed.)
I pull out a pen and write a letter to the god modder that hurts his feelings and demoralizes him.
i then write a letter to the god modders mum telling her that he has be naughty and should be grounded and have his godmodder powers taken from him for 5 turns and if he does anything that violates his punishment (using godmodder powers, using a weapon, attacking someone in any way or similar) the 5 turns of punishment gets reset to 5 turns until he can learn his lesson
The godmodder HAS NO MOTHER. And is immune to feeling damage.
I use The Force to force choke AGenericMiner to death for being annoying, then attach him to the JassyCats Battering Ram as well, doubling it's damage with supersaiyan powers, which I then use to attack the Mystery Gate.
I have no idea what's going on and am too lazy to look at the past few pages, so I eat a sandwich that gives me the power to shoot lasers from my nose.
Random fact of trivia (cuz trivia is EPIC) : It is actually "IT'S OVER 8000 !" They got the translation from Japanese to English wrong.
Really? Interesting.
Darth Vader, the godmodder,and the droideka squad all move in on the decoy tower. It takes 280000 damage. Sheperd and the armada move in on the droideka squad, dealing just enough damage to destroy it.
Mystery gate: 359499/1000000(neutral)(being destroyed by herobrine and cell phone number, -10000 health per turn)
Grace ocelot: 6500/50000(hiding, +500 health per turn)(-5000 health per turn)
Reaper armada: 600000000/800000000(anti-godmodder)(-50000000 health per turn)
Shepard: 64000/110000(anti-godmodder)(immune to mind-control)(-5000 health per turn)
Okay. This time, I use Summon Swarm on the Godmodder.
(Summon Swarm summons a horde of meddlesome winged insects that chase the victim around while dealing damage to it. While being chased, those victims will be running around uncontrolably and incapable of attacking. Tougher victims can resist running around, but are still irritated by the insects. Summon Swarm cannot be blocked, and the insects are invincible. Their only weak point is that they disappear after 3 turns of pestering the victim. The insects are also super fast, and are hard tor be outran.)
I cast a curse on the Godmodder that does 1000000001 damage each turn! But if he is to turn this game to have a rounds system, it will also damage him each round! It's immune to the curse of repetitiveness, and it cannot be removed, blocked, etc.
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I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft? TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
5/5
Dr. Fate and the Reaper Armada finish charging their blasts, and target the Mystery Gate specifically, along with any other pro-godmodder entities alive at the time. The attack cannot be dodged, deflected, or otherwise. If it is absorbed, it will simply incinerate the body due to how much power was collectively released by the Reapers.
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"Every game has a story, but only one is a legend." - Archaois, DeviantArt
"They say you must walk a mile in a man's shoes to understand him. After that, who cares? You have this man's shoes and you're a mile away!" - Unknown
I build a shield generator on the Forest Moon of Endor to protect the partially completed DSIV. The shield generator is very well protected, and has a massive amount of health.
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It calmly converts the droidekas to the anti-godmodder side.
FINAL FLASH!!!!!!
*insert gif here*
Well... there goes the neighborhood. Charge: 3/5
EDIT:: Page-claim to speed progress.
"They say you must walk a mile in a man's shoes to understand him. After that, who cares? You have this man's shoes and you're a mile away!" - Unknown
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"They say you must walk a mile in a man's shoes to understand him. After that, who cares? You have this man's shoes and you're a mile away!" - Unknown
I hack into the Droideka's hardware to make them follow me! It's only logical; Look at my avatar!
You cannot grasp the true for of Minor's/Giygas' attack!
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
Preparing an epic summoning.
Random fact of trivia (cuz trivia is EPIC) : It is actually "IT'S OVER 8000 !" They got the translation from Japanese to English wrong.
TT2000, you are genius.
The fire resist potions are too slowed down by the lava to be effective, and the godmodder destroys the dispenser and replaces the bedrock before it could do anything anyway.
The blast will hit a pro-godmodder entity(if there are any alive once it finishes) and the mystery gate!
The godmodder's mind-control is BETTER.
6000 damage!
The godmodder uses coffee,earplugs, and video games for things like this.
You still can't control them, but your concentration does deal 5000 damage!
Arceus hates Portal references so much he STILL doesn't take you seriously!
13000 damage!
7000 damage!
7000 damage!
5000 damage!
The godmodder is too lazy to look at all of those links, so he just temporarily goes into a pocket dimension until they have all been tried, the he returns.
The godmodder blocks it!
The godmodder HAS NO MOTHER. And is immune to feeling damage.
What?
The godmodder erased his basic human nature long ago, as it got in the way in the past.
No target!.
7000 damage!
The mystery gate may be sentient, but has no mind. it has...something else.
The godmodder initiates counter-hacking!
Your username totally fits you.
You say that a lot...
Really? Interesting.
Darth Vader, the godmodder,and the droideka squad all move in on the decoy tower. It takes 280000 damage. Sheperd and the armada move in on the droideka squad, dealing just enough damage to destroy it.
Mystery gate: 359499/1000000(neutral)(being destroyed by herobrine and cell phone number, -10000 health per turn)
Grace ocelot: 6500/50000(hiding, +500 health per turn)(-5000 health per turn)
Reaper armada: 600000000/800000000(anti-godmodder)(-50000000 health per turn)
Shepard: 64000/110000(anti-godmodder)(immune to mind-control)(-5000 health per turn)
Decoy tower: 350000/10000000
Darth Vader and Death Star: 24000/50000
Godmodder HP: 14/80
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(Summon Swarm summons a horde of meddlesome winged insects that chase the victim around while dealing damage to it. While being chased, those victims will be running around uncontrolably and incapable of attacking. Tougher victims can resist running around, but are still irritated by the insects. Summon Swarm cannot be blocked, and the insects are invincible. Their only weak point is that they disappear after 3 turns of pestering the victim. The insects are also super fast, and are hard tor be outran.)
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
Dr. Fate and the Reaper Armada finish charging their blasts, and target the Mystery Gate specifically, along with any other pro-godmodder entities alive at the time. The attack cannot be dodged, deflected, or otherwise. If it is absorbed, it will simply incinerate the body due to how much power was collectively released by the Reapers.
"They say you must walk a mile in a man's shoes to understand him. After that, who cares? You have this man's shoes and you're a mile away!" - Unknown
It rapidly rams the godmodder into the mystery gate.