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I cast Destroy Magic. No magic works until the end of TT2000's next post. This includes curses.
Also, I turn into a volcano before i cast my spell. if the curse makes me melt, Lava will flood onto the godmodder and mystery gate, somehow missing pro-godmodder forces.
I use my (non-magic) elemental control to batter down the mystery gate, hoping that it'll break in sometime soon. If not, I bribe it to open with the most beautiful and perfect shoes in existence.
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"Every game has a story, but only one is a legend." - Archaois, DeviantArt
"They say you must walk a mile in a man's shoes to understand him. After that, who cares? You have this man's shoes and you're a mile away!" - Unknown
21/23
Since the variable monster will be summoned after the curse, it won't affect him.
Also, it can't be mind controlled, because I am controlling if through an inseparable mind-link.
I use magic to give Shepard and the Reapers infinite ammo (dealing with an infinite space inside their ammo cartridge) which I fill up with magic for them, since it would take forever to load that. Also, I cast another spell that either negates or halves the damage done to the anti-godmodder allies through the curse that the g'modder cast.
Ammo restored, the godmodder negates your negation spell!
I use blaster launchers to attack the mystery gate. (Blaster launchers basically launch mini-nukes that have unlimited range, do lots of damage, and can go around walls.)
I cast the Curse of numbers-that-are-so-long-that-my-mobile-device-thinks-they're-phone-numbers on the mystery gate! It will attempt to remove 0's from the end of its health until its a manageable size!
Shape shifter: 19/30
As you didn't specify a target of the fire blast, I catch all the fire in a bottle, stick the label of a very fancy champain onto it and give it to the godmodder as a early/late/right-on-time birthday present.
I bribe Yuri from the Red Alert series so that he gives me all his mind controlling technologies. Then I bribe Yuri again so that he can mind control the godmodder, vulnerabilizing him from any attacks.
The godmodder's psionic abilities far exceed whatever Yuri has. Failed!
You mentioned earlier that the mystery gate is a girl. I bribe it to open with shoes! If it will not open for shoes, I use a cannon to shoot giant shoes made of plutonium at it.
The mystery gate is insulted for being taken as a stereotype, but the cannon deals 7000 damage!
Shape Shifter: 20/30
So many curses... They will all fall victim to the one above them all...
The Curse of Repetitiveness! It'll destroy 'em all!
But wait! What are the Minecraft Forums hosted by?
That's right- Curse inc.! The whole forum will fall, and with it, this thread! Therefore, it does NOT fall, therefore it DOES fall, etc.
This paradox creates a pulsar star somehow. I throw hapf of the star at the mystery gate, and the other half at the godmodder.
20000 damage to the mystery gate, 1 damage to the godmodder!
I curse the Godmodder which makes it take 10000000000000000000000000000 damage each turn.
It cannot be removed, nor can the Godmodder do something to make it not work, nor can the Godmodder dodge, block, etc. this.
It works! The godmodder is now taking tons of damage each turn! In a panic, he attempts to counteract it by changing the game from a turn system to a round system!
I cast Destroy Magic. No magic works until the end of TT2000's next post. This includes curses.
Also, I turn into a volcano before i cast my spell. if the curse makes me melt, Lava will flood onto the godmodder and mystery gate, somehow missing pro-godmodder forces.
Are you anti-godmodder, pro-godmodder, or chaotic neutral? I really can't tell by this post...
A fly lands on the godmodder's shoulder. This ridiculously tiny impact could be technically counted as "hurting", but it isn't noticable enough to do actual damage.
I use my (non-magic) elemental control to batter down the mystery gate, hoping that it'll break in sometime soon. If not, I bribe it to open with the most beautiful and perfect shoes in existence.
6000 damage!
The godmodder and Craig hit the decoy tower for 250000 damage! All the anti-godmodder forces kill Craig.
Mystery gate: 393499/1000000(neutral)(being destroyed by herobrine and cell phone number, -10000 health per turn)
Steve: 10/10(anti-godmodder)(respawn ability)(immune to fire)(instantly killed every turn)
Grace ocelot: 15500/50000(hiding, +500 health per turn)(-5000 health per turn)
Reaper armada: 700000000/800000000(anti-godmodder)(-50000000 health per turn)
Shepard: 74000/110000(anti-godmodder)(immune to mind-control)(-5000 health per turn)
Arceus: 10000/20000(anti-godmodder)(having life plates stolen, 2 left)(-5000 health per turn)
Decoy tower: 750000/10000000
Godmodder HP: 15/80(stealing 2 plates per turn)(devising anti-steve plan, 1 turn until completion)
I politely ask the Mystery Gate what her favorite things are, wondering with what I could bribe her with. I also apologize for attacking her earlier, not knowing that she was a sentient being, or even alive at all...
"Every game has a story, but only one is a legend." - Archaois, DeviantArt
"They say you must walk a mile in a man's shoes to understand him. After that, who cares? You have this man's shoes and you're a mile away!" - Unknown
I will not foolishly attempt to remove the curse removal. I will factor it out with algebra!
Curse of curse removal = un--breakable
+breakable +breakable
Curse of curse removal + breakable = un
--un --un
Curse of curse removal + breakable --un = 0 (zero-nothing!)
(negative un cancels itself out)
Curse of curse removal + breakable = nothing
--breakable --breakable
Curse of curse removal = nothing--breakable
So, this "unbreakable curse" is really a breakable nothing, when you do the math!
I realize that the godmodder can't be defeated by any conventional means. I activate an antimatter bomb that is connected to the core of the planet we're fighting on which is powerful enough to take the planet with the Godmodder. The resulting explosion looks something like this from outer space:
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Can't be dodged, can't be godmodded, the explosion is powerful enough to destroy every remaining bits of the planet, can't be blocked, can't be fixed, is 100% accuarate on whatever planet we're fighting, the godmodder can't escape before the explosion because when it happens the godmodder will be walking at 1 m/10 seconds but still on the planet giving him no time to react, the godmodder can't change of destination before walking and can't be stopped. The explosion occurs excactly 2 seconds after it was activated.
Whoa whoa whoa... I already summoned the Death Star III! Come to think of it, I don't know why it wasn't added...
Okay, I'll sort this out. First, I interrupt and stop your call to Darth Vader, because 1-turn summons never work.
Second, I decide that shape-shifters are stupid. Shape ShifterDeath Star III 24/30 40
This will be ultimate.
I send a call out to the United Federation of Planets starfleet and beg them to come save us from the godmodder.
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It cannot be removed, nor can the Godmodder do something to make it not work, nor can the Godmodder dodge, block, etc. this.
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
Also, I turn into a volcano before i cast my spell. if the curse makes me melt, Lava will flood onto the godmodder and mystery gate, somehow missing pro-godmodder forces.
18/25
"They say you must walk a mile in a man's shoes to understand him. After that, who cares? You have this man's shoes and you're a mile away!" - Unknown
Ammo restored, the godmodder negates your negation spell!
6000 damage!
10000 damage!
No target!
The godmodder doesn't drink. He throws it out.
You warn Sylveon, but he doesn't take you seriously and charges ahead with his foolish curse anyway!
The godmodder's psionic abilities far exceed whatever Yuri has. Failed!
They are all fakes, since how else could they be duplicated, and they do nothing!
Wrong character!
Craig is adopted as the godmodder's pet! Craig added!
5000 damage!
5000 damage!
The mystery gate is insulted for being taken as a stereotype, but the cannon deals 7000 damage!
20000 damage to the mystery gate, 1 damage to the godmodder!
Arceus sees forged cards all the time. He still doesn't take it seriously.
It works! The godmodder is now taking tons of damage each turn! In a panic, he attempts to counteract it by changing the game from a turn system to a round system!
Are you anti-godmodder, pro-godmodder, or chaotic neutral? I really can't tell by this post...
A fly lands on the godmodder's shoulder. This ridiculously tiny impact could be technically counted as "hurting", but it isn't noticable enough to do actual damage.
Thank you for the reminder. Decoy tower added.
6000 damage!
The godmodder and Craig hit the decoy tower for 250000 damage! All the anti-godmodder forces kill Craig.
Mystery gate: 393499/1000000(neutral)(being destroyed by herobrine and cell phone number, -10000 health per turn)
Steve: 10/10(anti-godmodder)(respawn ability)(immune to fire)(instantly killed every turn)
Grace ocelot: 15500/50000(hiding, +500 health per turn)(-5000 health per turn)
Reaper armada: 700000000/800000000(anti-godmodder)(-50000000 health per turn)
Shepard: 74000/110000(anti-godmodder)(immune to mind-control)(-5000 health per turn)
Arceus: 10000/20000(anti-godmodder)(having life plates stolen, 2 left)(-5000 health per turn)
Decoy tower: 750000/10000000
Godmodder HP: 15/80(stealing 2 plates per turn)(devising anti-steve plan, 1 turn until completion)
Curse of curse removal
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"They say you must walk a mile in a man's shoes to understand him. After that, who cares? You have this man's shoes and you're a mile away!" - Unknown
I will not foolishly attempt to remove the curse removal. I will factor it out with algebra!
Curse of curse removal = un--breakable
+breakable +breakable
Curse of curse removal + breakable = un
--un --un
Curse of curse removal + breakable --un = 0 (zero-nothing!)
(negative un cancels itself out)
Curse of curse removal + breakable = nothing
--breakable --breakable
Curse of curse removal = nothing--breakable
So, this "unbreakable curse" is really a breakable nothing, when you do the math!
Woop. Unimportant stuff here.
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Can't be dodged, can't be godmodded, the explosion is powerful enough to destroy every remaining bits of the planet, can't be blocked, can't be fixed, is 100% accuarate on whatever planet we're fighting, the godmodder can't escape before the explosion because when it happens the godmodder will be walking at 1 m/10 seconds but still on the planet giving him no time to react, the godmodder can't change of destination before walking and can't be stopped. The explosion occurs excactly 2 seconds after it was activated.
Creating phylacter.
Le freaking what ?!? GODMODDER, AS SOON AS I AM NOT AROUND YOU GO FORGE DEVIOUS PLANS AGAINST THE STUFF I SUMMON ?
I build a ton of Steve decoys. Maybe that will help against the anti-steve plan.
TT2000, you are genius.
Whoa whoa whoa... I already summoned the Death Star III! Come to think of it, I don't know why it wasn't added...
1/5
Okay, I'll sort this out. First, I interrupt and stop your call to Darth Vader, because 1-turn summons never work.
Second, I decide that shape-shifters are stupid.
Shape ShifterDeath Star III 24/3040This will be ultimate.
It summons a squadron of driodekas in its anger.
Your friendly neighborhood, mentally unstable, delusional Trekkie!
"The sky calls to us. If we do not destroy ourselves, we will someday venture to the stars." -Carl Sagan
All my posts are required reading for NSA agents.