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"Dammit, Richard, SNAP OUT OF IT. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO WORK TWICE."

I try to scare UserZero with a theremin.

Alright, thanks!

Man, I can't alchemize stuff yet, so may as well get to work on a quick charge.

Combine Task Force: 1/15

dARKnESS 8/25.
Proteus 8/10. (+1 from Cobalt.)
+1 to Erelye, +1 to Twin.

Crystal, seeing the tuba has reformed (HP bar took the damage from being tackified) blasts it with a massive freezing spell, before stomping on it, enhanced with a strength spell. Shards of brass fly everywhere as the tuba shatters like glass.

IRL, I play the superior instrument (the trumpet). Therefore, I whack the Tuba with a trumpet.

9/20 Maine Cannon (+1 from Piono)

7/25 Elizabeth

After about three months of waiting, a black shape begins to form. It looks like a goat with one head on each end of its body.

+1 to Pit, +1 to generic

Wooden Slime-Outfit 3/3 Complete!

I fashion protective gear for the slime, raising it's health

Small Base 7/15

Slime Lore 3:

Urthank ran until he came across a clearing, it seemed bright, he had never before seen the sun...

Suddenly behind him something points a sword up against him.

Who are you, and why are you near our base

I'm running away from an evil force, I did not know-

Slimes do not run

Urthank looks behind him and sees a smaller green slime, sheathing his sword

You do not know what it is I run from

Then it must be a very strong force... come, you must see our leader

So Urthank, let me get this straight, a human attacked your village?

Yes, and he is coming this way no doubt, I do not know anywhere that is safe from this force...

Hmm, well there was a legend in our books about a slime warrior hailing from the east, deep in the desert, who would save us from a force stronger than our entire village combined. If this is such a threat, then we should seek this warrior. You shall go, and I will go with you to save our civilization...

________________________________

I set up a sign that say's 'dead end' right behind Zero, and knowing that it leads nowhere decides to turn around. however, when she does this she is met with another dead end sign, until they are all around her... except for one sign that says 'yield'. Looking left and right Zero sees there is nothing, pridefully following the road signs and solving the puzzle, she walks forward with pride right into the oncoming bullet train...

=Turn Two=

(5 / 20) A Construction

(7 / 10) Identity Crisis (+2 from Jon)

+1 to Jon

+1 to Cobalt

=Action=

I proceed to grab the Tuba, and attempt to play it! Sadly, my attempts at playing the Tuba are so bad, that I end up deafening Alpha Phantom 2! He/she/it smacks me to get the Tuba out of my hands, and then smashes the Tuba on the ground in the hopes that I'll never play it again.

Hey guys, just for reference, there is a DTG memo on pesterchum full of zaniness and fun.

#DTG

Anyways, that's all I have to say, /shamelessplug

I cause the molecules in the tuba to jump to surround/intersectizap UserZero via an application of a standard improbability device and some tea.

6/10 EXOS Arrival

2/2 SOAPTank

I decide to exploit Richard's weakness to Tuba by teleporting the Tuba right up to his face, then blowing it so hard that his head explodes from all the trauma (and also, he cant defend against it because he is currently in the fetal position).

Then, I go to UserZero.

"Hey, want a cool entity to fight for you? Have my new weapon, the SOAPTank (SOAP standing for Stupidly Overpowered Awesomly Powerful Tank). It has 25000 HP, and does tons of damage, and also has advanced armor that reduces the damage it takes from other entities by 50%. However, since I overworked the crew to build it, its really vulnerable to mind control, but you are the only Godmodder here, right? Oh, and you can't return it, since the workers refuse to ever work for me again."

SOAPTank [PZ?]: 25000/25000 HP (takes 50% damage from other entities)

Note: The SOAPTank is a 2-post summon so it cannot be instakilled by anyone, but I intentionally made it just as vulnerable to mind control as a 1-post summon is. Also, it has failsafes to prevent it from attacking or interfering with me regardless of which team it is on.

I pull out a vial of what appears to be ink from my inventory. Without as much as another word, I uncork the vial, and upturn it, watching the dark liquid fall the ground. Moments before it strikes, the stuff ceases movement, floating in the air. With a thought, the ink rises, swirling and dripping from within.

I tap into the hidden abilities of the fluid, drawing unadulterated knowledge from the stuff without hesitation. Instead of consuming this knowledge, which is rather dangerous, considering the nature of its source, I manipulate it, and fuse it back with the ink to form a catalyst in lieu of simply utilizing it to attack. From there, I draw two matches, a light layering of gold ash upon the head of one, and cobalt upon that of the other. With slight amounts of manipulation, I manage to psionically force the ink back into its bottle, leaving the cork untouched. I hold the matches in one hand (careful not to touch anywhere near the heads) and the bottle in the other.

Suddenly, there is a flash of glass as I crush the bottle in my hand, shards of glass shooting out, several striking my hand. Ink mixed with blood drips down off my palm, and I hold my other hand out beneath it, cupping any ink or blood that manages to drip off my other hand. Without hesitation, I strike the gold-tipped match on my bleeding hand. The ink/blood mixture ignites, blazing golden flames roaring up, displaying a flammable nature that should not be attributed with either ink or blood. I let the flame burn, tossing the first match upon the ground just as I ignite the ink/blood mixture in my other hand with the cobalt match, tossing it to the ground afterward as well. The cobalt and gold flames dance in my fingers, as I obliterate the matches, the gold copper, and the cobalt a deep purple, just as they are torn to code. Those things are far too dangerous after usage than they should be. I peer into the flames for a minute at most, before realizing oh god I'm on fire. I flick my wrists, and the inky blood lit ablaze by the fire of a true god is torn off my hands via psychic intervention. The liquid strikes the ground, and begins to spread. As I soothe my hands with a bit of gel, I control the flames, forcing them to spread only toward the Tuba, or the nearest PZ entity if the Tuba has been slain.

I wait, gesturing with some sort of universal command to rise. The fire responds, blazing up into a roaring inferno. The blaze rages, individual bolts of gold and cobalt electricity leaping off of it, and piercing the Tuba/other entity without any effort in any way whatsoever. The fire proceeds to envelop the target, resonating with visions of events, eternally ephemeral. Suddenly, the flames increase in heat drastically, roaring with sheer power. Gradually, the flames convert into pure energy, pulsating with the mass and temperature of a thousand suns. The waves of pure energy spread rapidly across the field of battle, indestructible. I divert the overwhelming majority of the power of these waves to obliterating the targeted entity, and it is immediately devoured by waves of cobalt and gold, vibrant in their ability to combine together. Shockwaves of unadulterated force pound at the Tuba/other entity, virulent gold and cobalt leaving searing afterimages in the minds of all present all the while. With a thought, hundreds, no, thousands of tendrils of pure energy tear through the target in a plethora of different directions, the pressure alone capable of melting the ground around the target into magma.

The roaring suddenly ceases with a wave of my hand. Everything looks undamaged, save the target. If you actually believed that the blaze has been quenched, you are severely mistaken. The Tuba/other entity flashes intensely, its form shifting between solid gold and cobalt. A moment later, an earth-rending blast forces anything near the being/object away. Suddenly, everything goes white, light searing into the corneas (and the computer screens) of the players alike. When vision has returned, the inferno has returned. I psionically force the thing into a flashing sphere of energy around the target, struggling immensely against the might of the opposition. I take the time in between the blast and the struggle to cast a spell on a particular player, their screen momentarily obscured by gray as an eldritch curse of great potential forces them into the depths of unconsciousness. Sicut vis, Unagi. I proceed to compress the orb of energy, before it overwhelms me.

It should probably be mentioned that the fires will likely not go out naturally.

As such, I teleport them to an obscure part of the universe within which they rage for a probably eternity of uncertainty, likely obliterating the lives of some random group of undying space-larva who desired nothing more but to combat the Mi-Go, and consume the souls of every being in Universe C.

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(+1 to Twin; +1 to Serpent)

Furtive Knowledge: 11/20 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Introduction Therapy: 7/25 (+1 from Crystal) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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6/10 EXOS Arrival

2/2 SOAPTank

"HEY! CHEATER! YES, YOU! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SUMMON BOSSES YET! Stop cheating and just follow the Sorting Algorithm Of Evil." Proof in the spoiler below.

10: To start the game and prevent people from going bonkers with charges, until one of the Godmodders has lost five hit points or we’ve breached seven turns, whichever is sooner, the charge cap will be 25 instead of 50. Please understand that doing a ton of huge charges right off the bat and not filling the field will actually give you a bad disadvantage to start. (until then, no bosses will spawn.)

Since UserZero cannot spawn bosses until 7 turns or 5 points of damage have passed, the Tuba is IMMEDIATELY wiped out by the Narrative, causing damage to UserZero for attempting to bypass the narrative.

"Sorry about that, but cheating is cheating. Here, I'll make that up to you by giving you my really powerful tank, the SOAPTank (SOAP standing for Stupidly Overpowered Awesomly Powerful Tank). It has 25000 HP, and does tons of damage, and also has advanced armor that reduces the damage it takes from other entities by 50%. However, since I overworked the crew to build it, its really vulnerable to mind control, but you are the only Godmodder here, right? I mean, its not like the Tuba that was incapacitating that idiot Richard over there just got wiped out by the Narrative, is it? Oh, and you cant return it, since the workers refuse to ever work for me again."

SOAPTank [PZ?]: 25000/25000 HP (takes 50% damage from other entities)

Note: The SOAPTank is a 2-post summon so it cannot be instakilled by anyone, but I intentionally made it just as vulnerable to mind control as a 1-post summon is.

Crusher, before I even make an Update: A boss will have the standard [BOSS] tag to go with it, thus signaling its status as a Boss for all to see. The bolding merely signals it out as an important Entity.

I pull a copy of SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE out of my lab coat pockets and throw it at JUSSSST the right angle so it hits the tuba multiple times, causing a WOMBO COMBO!

I also start alchemizing.

Modpack "Blood" && Hopebringer scraps = ??? 1/??

The Nearly Incomplete Certainly Extremely Memey with Extra Meme Explosives (Or NICEMEME, for short) 2/20

+1 to Fsef +1 to Twin

((Hey Modpack Man, The Alchemizer isn't ready quite yet, so please hold off until Tazz says its ready.))

Bomber takes notice of that dangerous Super-Prototype SuperSpam MK2 Type 41-A5 spambot on UZ's side. Though, rather than him attempting to immediately destroy it, an idea springs up. Yes, this would be most effective. All he would have to do is contact an old friend. Bomber pulls a cellphone with two little imp horns coming out of the sides from his pocket and scrolls through his extensive contact list. Running a company like Hellco., one would make a lot of connections. It's helpful to have those, as you tend to be able to get their assistance whenever. This particular person had extensive experience in creating bots, especially spambots. He was one of the best at such things.

"Hey, Michel. Bomber here. I'm going to need to call in a favor."

Michel: "a favor? what kind of favor?"

"I'm going to require the assistance of one of your spambots. Particularly, I will need the best."

"which one, doggy? sure, but you owe me after this, ya hear?"

"Of course, send him as soon as possible."

"yeah, i just gotta plug him in. it'll be a little while before he is done recharging. see ya."

"Farewell."

Bomber slides the phone back into his coat pocket. With his request finished, Bomber did a quick survey of the battlefield. What first caught his attention was Richard, curled into a little ball as a-- is that a tuba?--as a... tuba... sits nearby. Apparently the brass instrument caused some sort of psychological torture for Richard. What a baby. Some of the others seemed to be handling it, melting it down or causing it to age to the point of weathering away to nothingness. The tuba would probably be more durable than it looked, so Bomber decided to assist in destroying it.

He proceeds to pull out his Bolter once more. It may have not worked on The Godmodder herself, but a simple brass tuba (with an inane amount of health for what it is) should have no stupid resistances to explosives or penetrating bullets. He takes multiple shots this time, aiming to cause brutal damage to the tuba.

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Doggy's Battery: 1/20 ====================

(+1 to Twin, +1 to Erelye)

Hmmm... Fear of Tubas?

Hmm may as well help with that a bit... time to call in the Tuba God and have a little talk with him.

I began to start incantations to summon the Tuba God.

2/25 (Mobile Base)

2/25 (Project "Revelation")

死̤͚̼̥͚ͯ̋ͩ͗の͂̍̍̚サ̫̲ͪ͐ͦͦͮ̀̎ー̞͚̩͙̹̇̇バ͓̯̞̋ー̮̥̄ͮ̆を参ͪ͑͒͐̋͛加̣̹̎̊̀ͯ͒̽̇/PRICEY HAS RE-J͇̭̙͑O̪͍͆̑Ị̠ͬ̌N̦̦̦͂̂̉̎̂ͯ̾E̼͈̟͇͋͆D̻͈̉̽ ̟̳͔̻͊͒Ṯ̙͈̻̮͑̅̉̊H̝̞͚̦̣̲͚Ẹ̝̦̘͉ ͖̳̙̫̣ͩͯ͗S̬̣̯̣̳͙ͥͦ͛̌̔̇E͕͈̭̱̪̋̓ͤ̾ͦ̌R̪̞V͎̲͈̅ͯ̍E̮̞̬ͧ̏ͦ̽͌Ȑ͈̲̥͉̯̲̃ ͉̗̙̪̺ͧ̈́̑ͫ̅ͅO̰̭͚͕̝̖̿͑̔̏ͭ̂F̮͎̳̘͈͕͕͐̓̊̽͌̊͒ ̳̗̻͎̤̖Dͮ̆̎͌͆E͈̮̪ͩ̅̆̂A̫̳̖̓̈̂̄͂̓͂T͓̫̗̭̗̋H͉̞̏͛͆ͅ

What the hell, i fell into the server because i tripped over something that leads into something horrible, Well please do not get mad at me for that incident occurred 4 months ago. I kept my children and my Creativity from the past. Never get mad at me or i will explode.

((Hmm, seems the editor isn't working correctly))

Small Base 8/15

Slime lore 4:

The two crossed the desert with little danger. Soon they came to the location on their map. The only problem was that there was a bare wall with nothing there

Urthank: This can't be right...

They study the wall when it suddenly collapses in before them, and out comes the leader of the red slimes

Welcome, travelers, what brings you to our city?

We are here seeking a legend, and asking for help

Why would need such things? Are you in peril?

I'm afraid so, we have been attacked by a human

Hmm... I see why you seek the legend, but it is not true

I had my doubts...

However, we need no legends, we are a strong nation, and we will destroy this weak human... Now, come, we will prepare you for war, for if it's a war he wants, he shall get one

__________

I jump into the tuba, slowly ripping out it's internal organs (pipes).

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+1 to cryptic

4/5 for the first summon

5/25 for the first big summon.

Since I'm pretty sure that everyone else has been spraying attacks everywhere, the entire plains suddenly ignite as the fire made by the goop suddenly goes from the only kind of flammable goop to the extremely flammable grass.

Terrain change: Flaming plains! Everything is constantly inflicted with the On Fire! debuff.

Due to the fact that EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE the sandstorm is also modified:

weather change: Glass storm! Everything takes damage every round due to the pieces of glass of various sizes being sent flying every which way. Also decreases accuracy slightly due to light refraction, but not as much as the sandstorm did.

I'm not sure where this goo came from. If you're referring to UserZero's goo form, none of it stayed on the ground, and if you're not I'm just confused now. Regardless, fire is fire! The plains are now on fire! The Sandstorm remains as it is, however.

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Whoops, messed up. Currently at 5/20 for Main Cannon and 5/25 for Elizabeth. I'll post the rest of this later.

+2 to Piono.

I reveal that the disc I broke over her head was filled with the energies of sheer disappointment of the millions of people who bought Destiny! The sheer disappointment makes UserZero...disappointed!

Continued Storytime:

Naturally, she is hard to find. I rip open a door in space and time, and enter.

UserZero: i was already dissapointed.
UserZero: by you.

Oh my. Would you like a glass of water?

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Briefacse: Those guys look kinda tough...
Sigmatic573: Yeah, Those aren't a problem for me.

I grab Briefcase one-handed and ignite a flame with my other hand.

Briefcase: Uh, what are you doing to me?
Sigmatic573: You'll see. I'll have to freeze you for this though, because It WILL gonna burn.
Briefcase: Wait, what do you mea-

Briefcase is then frozen by Sigmatic573.

Sigmatic573: Now, here's my fun time.

I ignite and throw the now frozen Briefcase at a alarming fast speed. It Burns like a star. >:)

Briefcase, flying in the air, is trying to analyze what is exactly going on here.

Briefcase: (According to my watch, it is still the same year, yet this server's time is set to 2011. Is this some kind of a paradox?)

He hits the ground and EXPLODES in a brilliant fire show that manages to get the Slightly Fatter Panda and the Spambots!

...Then he thawed. Briefcase looked around. The Explosion created a frozen crater, and Everything around it is burning. The explosion combined with the "Fire and Ice" tatic caused the Slightly Fatter Panda and the Spambots to be freeze-burned like they were hit with liquid nitrogen.

Briefcase: Sigmatic, how the Heck did you do THAT?

5,000 damage to both the Panda and the Super-Prototype Spambot! The Spambot's shields absorb the overkill!

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every self-respecting video game needs a very easy level of simon says: 3/25 2/25 (Thanks Proof!)

i don't know what you're talking about i never had those at 50

Keeping on the hill, I yawn. It's kinda boring when there's no storyline that's started yet I could get involved in. But considering I don't want to try to alter the timeline, this is a good thing. Still here for researching purposes.

Normally I wouldn't allow you to keep the charges, but considering that this game has barely gone on and you misread something, I'll allow it.

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((I don't think I'm going to stick with the point system or leveling actually. It was really just going to be a way of getting weapons and I think I'm overcomplicating things))

I begin making myself a sword 1/5.

You do that.

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NO! My balloon giraffe! NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! You may have won this day, UserZero, but my balloon animals shall damage the main villain of these games! Maybe.


Also, plot question. So... we're from the future? But, spoiler alert, Minecraftia went squish. The only remnant is the actual game, Minecraft. And although Mojang modded a lot to replicate stuff, it no longer has any connection to Minecraftia universe, so people could no longer make completely new alchemies or entities without modding the game. So... have we connected to some past Minecraftia? And if so, did it magically generate new avatars for us? Does that mean we can meet ourselves? And if I know what's going to happen, that puts a big cinch in my plans. You'll know what I'm talking about, Tazz. And what about other people native to this timeline? Do they have their own past Earth? And is there... Notch forbid, past Alternia? So many questions...


Anyway, actual attack action.

*GASP!* The entire server goes quiet as a massive crowd of random Minecraft players all gasp and turn to look at UserZero in shock. Groundhogs? Seriously? The implication of the statement echoes throughout the entire population. Everyone knows that gophers are for the more mature and enlightened people among us, and it seems that UserZero is just a member of the uncultured common rabble. All the infuriated gopher scholars gather up into an angry mob and attack UserZero with their righteous, gopher based fury. ... And exploding salads. How do you blow up a salad?

Sheesh... I don't even know how long the show I'm referencing has been off the air...

Red Shirt 4/5

First Actual Guy: 4/25

+1 to Mythic and Feathered

Time for my more relevant character introductions.

Crack. There is a flash of lightning off in the distance, causing me to look up at it. There's a brief pause before a figures appears a fair distance away from the battle, the sound of its footsteps drowned out by the fight. I don't *think* I'm a furry, but I still like animals. Plus, it adds variety to the cast. So... BEHOLD! THE ANTAGONIST OF MY PLOT! THE EVILEST CHARACTER I CAN COME UP WITH! At first glance, it looks like a pretty standard Minecraft wolf, but of course, its not. This "wolf" is young Mikoto. Well, younger anyway. His age isn't clearly defined. On slightly closer inspection, Mikoto looks more like a panther than a wolf and is slightly smaller than a wolf. He is mostly silver colored, like the color of the full moon. Streaking down his sides were lines of blue that bled into the grey background and ran down to collect like water at his paws, where his fur was a darker blue. It was like he stepped into a pool of sapphire and the blue somehow stuck to his feet. His long tail split into two at about the two thirds mark. The entire top of his tail was tinted crimson by a river of the color starting at his upper back and running down like a cloak. As soon as the word crimson is used, you know this guy is going to be some kind of villain. Villains always say things are crimson, right? His eyes were blue, like aquamarine and his ears were curved backwards into crescent shapes. On his back were slight waves or spikes of fur, somewhat similar to Justicar if anyone other than me remembers how she looked, which I doubt.

Mikoto called out to someone behind him in a melodic, yet inefficient language. Although, called out isn't quite the right word. Broadcasted is more accurate.

Huom! Se alzalour salourin! Oul omal en niezuale cimilals ocou. Oul sumillu qieu suiesu alesrul pliurinnu, Talist ouss là alerrou. Alelennr-nier nier unjaljiu? Luqieul alzuk-zier kous ésalous lal nunalcu ku iesu falçin?

(Hey! You were right! There's a new fight over here. It seems that other person, Talist is there too. Shall we engage? And which one is the threat anyway?)

A reply came fairly quickly and was actually spoken by someone in the same strange language. Although, this person was clearly not as eloquent with the language and took longer to pronounce the words in his deep voice, partly because this language was not meant to be literally spoken.

Zious lal emu un sieju? Uliu oss lal nunalcu, cinnu Psi ésalous. Allirr qieu mier alphsichinr, R'oul zier pllalîs plalrriu à l'almjlalour... tye. Zier riuuk nouuel cinplsour.

(See the one in red? She's the threat, like Psi was. As we approach, please switch to English. You'll be better understood.)

A second voice echoed his suggestion, this one speaking in English. Those who have read some of Wilson's dream sequences might recognize this as Inari speaking solely due to the text color.

I agree with that, Mikoto. You seem irrationally attached to Salslirm despite how its inefficient and difficult to understand.

Mikoto seemed to pause a little, thinking about what the words meant.

Queyy... nalour oulr pluezuns lourl cu qieu gu kour kalmr lal misu, Loufoshalrl!

(Awww... but they can read what I'm saying down in the footnote, [TRANSLATION ERROR]!)

That may be so, but Talist is getting sick of translating back and forth for you. Plus, you're going to make it awkward to interact with anyone else.

Oul s- ... fine. Hafe it your way. So... are we going to attack? The one clad in rej is a serious threat, right? When do we engage?

The two other figures who were talking out of frame came into view. One was human (/Minecraftian) and the other was most certainly not. A few of you might already know what Inari looks like, but the vast majority haven't even seen the post I described her in over on the Terraria forum. So, here we go again. If Mikoto was like a wolf, Inari was like a jackal. There were more similarities than that as well. She was mostly a dark tan and had blotches of ebony color rather than blue. And where Mikoto had crimson fur the color of blood, Inari had dark orange, the color of smoldering embers running across her face and down to her tail. Inari's tail ended in, as fitting as it sounds, a dovetail shaped wedge. Her orange eyes seemed to be constantly smoldering with trapped starlight, which they were, in a way. A slight light shown from her paws, illuminating the ground she walked on with sunlight. The patterns of orange, tan, ebony and the slightest bit of red made her look somewhat like an open flame; and when she walked, the fire rippled to life and burned softly.

Now, onto the human. He wasn't just a veteran of wars past, he was The Veteran. He was a very experienced fighter, but more than that, he was an experienced tamer, although he wouldn't call himself that. Hopefully I'll be able to give more of his story via Mikoto's perspective. For now, I'll just say who he is. He wears a large, dark purple cloak with a hood that obscures some of his face. Around his hands were tightly wrapped black pieces of cloth, making it look like his hands just disappear into shadows. Similarly, his boots were black, but more on the purple side and were lined with emerald colored runes and symbols. He spoke with a deep, somewhat raspy voice.

Not yet Mikoto. Let's wait a little while.

The answer depends. I wrote the introduction to make sure that you could just drop in and play, with no explanations of anything more than what the intro had required. Of course, I knew people would be entering in through other methods, like you, so the intro doesn't apply to you. In other words, since you're RPing yourself in the past, there's no future you running around unless you have some reason for it.

In other words, the intro doesn't apply to your RP, specifically. Deviate how you will.

The Gopher Fury and Exploding Salads deal 2 damage to UserZero, knocking her back 50 squares! The Curse of Repetetiveness kicks in and protects her from all Gopher Fury and Exploding Salads! When it's done, she takes a long look at the Veterean, quickly deducing his identity.

UserZero: "she's the threat, like psi was."
UserZero: like psi was.
UserZero: you.
UserZero: you're one of them, aren't you.
UserZero: ...ah, who cares!
UserZero: tuba boy is in the bag, and the instant he's gone, i can focus on you n00bs intsead!
UserZero: you might be a complication, just like pokeball over there, but not for long!

The Veterean, meanwhile, spies two familiar faces: Godmodder477, who he once witnessed as merely a bystander, curled up into the fetal position by a Tuba; and the Sleuth, here by his usual mysterious means, already engaged. Well, it's a small world after all.

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I attack any remaining Donation Spambots with the Bone Glove.

Giant Honey Badger: 3/25

Stopped by the Super Prototype Spambot! it's shield gains +100 HP!

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"The Golden Spatula? Don't you know diamonds are better?"

The pure amount of chefs swarming UserZero causes the Golden Spatula to break. I also draw the poison/corruption out of the ground using my MAGYKAL WATER POWERZ, and add them to the pufferfish soup UserZero was drinking; hey, it's not my fault if there's food poisoning.

4/25 Thunderstorm

5/25 Guardian King

+2 to Talist

The Chefs turn against you! The Golden Spatula is the most divine and heavenly of all cooking tools and utensils, and is never to be mocked! The most legendary and succulent of delicacies can only ever be cooked with a Golden Spatula, and they are guarded by the most perlious of tasks, and for that matter they're only ever found at the bottom of the most treacherous seas, usually collected by sapient, bipedal frycook sponges. In addition, there isn't any corruption in the gruond for you to draw upon!

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Spambot Update

i release a Super Prototype for the Superspam MK2 Type 41-A8

Notes on Superspam-A8-class:

Has 1880 HP, and basic shield magic (300 SP, increasing by 100 for each person driven insane)

Has a Machine Gun built into its arm, and has a sword to go with it

Annoyed by the constant mind controling of my bots, i instead send the robot to the unfinished factory to be refined.

Free Action:
"Psh. Spambots are easily replaced, even the super-powered one. They are, after all, heavily modifed keyboard bots in a body set to "spam" mode."
"Time on the other hand... Well, that's not so easily replaced, is it?"
Spamlord_Battlederp casts Slow on UserZero, and Haste on Richard.



Spell Tome 1/Whenever the system is ready

Mass Production Mk2 Superspam Type 41-a8 Factory: 2/9 (produces 1 per turn)

2+ to piono

UserZero has a Fast Clock and is immune to Slow! Richard is curled up in the fetal position and doesn't do anything with your buff!

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5/10 EXOS Arrival

Arggh my arm is missing! Apparently I survived the hit because she only anhillated my arm and not my body. I quickly generate a new one out of endergy, then prepare to get revenge.

I pull out one of my secret weapons, a Stick Machine Gun! It opens fire in an attempt to cherry-tap UserZero to death, but UserZero is completely unaffected, even though she is just standing there and doing nothing to evade it! It appears that someone else used this first, so the gun is doing no damage. I attempt to fix the gun (mistaking the ineffectiveness for a gun issue), but unfortunately I accidentally drop my diamond sword into the ammo slot while looking at the ammunition, causing it to shoot out through the gun (Stick Machine Guns are notorious for accepting whatever ammo you stick in the gun) and impale the overconfident UserZero. If that fails, I instead sabotage one of Uzi's spambots, reprogramming it and giving it a sword to turn it into a Button-Masherbot. The bot is easy to bring down, but deals very high damage on its attacks, and is a Hostile entity because its data is corrupted (that and also so no one can mind-control it).

Button-Masherbot: 2500/2500 HP (Hostile)(very high damage)

Meanwhile, in a top-secret lab, a bunch of workers are forced to construct a tank in about 5 minutes.

1/2 SOAPTank

You didn't survive the hit, but instead instantly respawned after getting annihilated-nothing the Weath ray ever did about that, fortunately!

Stopped by the Spambot! Its shields regain +100 HP!

Quote from CobaltShade»

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Allegiance Meter
───────────Richard──────Autonomous─UserZero─ ❪IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII❫ 000006────────────000001────────────000002 066.67%───────────011.11%───────────022.22% Allegiance meter in effect.
Charges

 Project M01-Stainless Steel Rat (10/10) (+1 from Irecreeper, +2 from FBSN)

Project M02-魔域傲世六階 móyù àoshì lìujiē (9/25) (+2 from nulitor)

+1 to nulitor, +1 to FBSN

Project M01-Stainless Steel Rat is deployed! I pull out a reprogramming device and press a button. A random grass block on the battlefield turns into an electronic death machine! Virus.DOS.SSR-II [N] has been summoned!

Virus.DOS.SSR-II [N]: 25,000/25,000 HP

Virus.DOS.SSR-II arrives!

Quote from MegaMinEr69»

Huh? Past me is charging something! 2/3

Lord Calzerb 5/25

My data overloads, I then use MAGICKS to attack the Tuba.

The MAGICKS deal 1,000 damage to the Tuba!

Quote from crystalcat»

dARKnESS 7/25. (+1 from Cobalt.)
Proteus 6/10. (+1 from Cobalt.)
+1 to Twin, +1 to Cobalt.

Crystal looks over at the Tuba. "Oh, wonderful. Another tuba paralyzing Richard. Well, I know how to deal with this. Smash it into shards!"

Crystal stares at the Tuba, calling up more magic, this time into his eyes. His glare slowly starts smoldering, before heating to outright blistering. A small spot on the Tuba begins to glow a dull red from the sheer force of his glare as his pupils dilate and his eyes widen. The glow spreads, more and more of the Tuba heating to red hot as Crystal’s glare heats it hotter and hotter, before, all at once, it reaches the melting point of brass (900º C) and begins to droop. Crystal quickly catches the now-runny tuba in a bowl-shaped field of force, before continuing his calescent focus. The tuba continues to melt, eventually heating to complete liquid. Crystal enfolds the entirety of the liquid in a telekinetic grip, dismissing the disk. He continues glaring at the former tuba until the liquid sphere floating in the air before him is white-hot and close to evaporating entirely. He forms a set of molds below the brass and decants the incandescent liquid into them, before flash-cooling the molds, making the results extremely brittle in the process, and examining the resultant pieces of recycled tuba.
“Or, alternatively, get down to brass tacks. Heh."
Crystal throws the newly-forged tacks to the ground, crushing them under his (magic-reinforced) heel.

9,000 damage to the Tuba!

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Oh great, now she's done it. 12/0 = ∞. I pull out a forbidden game piece, and waggle it around my fingers.

Golem: Infinite sides means infinite outcomes! If I rolled it, anything could happen! Our faces could melt into jelly! The world could turn into an egg! Or I could just roll an 8. Who knows.

Golem: I was gonna make the escalation more gentle, akin to some certain dragons or those flaming imbeciles, but I suppose I'm gonna have to pull out the big guns early and escalate from there.

I enchant the die with Unbreakable -1.

I then pull out an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, Rick Sanchez's portal gun, and a few particle accelerators. I then send it through an infinite portal loop, then shoot a dimension portal to send it through a few dimensions that violate most of what we know about physics to speed them up past the speed of light with the particle accelerators, and then pop it out of another dimensional portal, busting through the Super-Prototype Superspam MK2 Type 41-A5 and smashing into the tuba, as well as creating an incredibly deadly fireball that engulfs everything.

It turns out that that stopped it somehow, and I get a roll of... Is that an Eye? Yup, sure is. The die suddenly summons a Spawn Egg clone of Richard. Thankfully, the clone was previously(Or later? ...I hate time travel.) established to be "for all intents and purposes, a second Godmodder. Except for the fact that it isn't sentient and lacks large portions of the original's power, of course." This being said, this Spawn Egg Richard is for all intents and purposes now roughly equivalent or slightly less powerful than Richard as he is right now, depending on how much "large portions" is of Richard's power as an Omega+ Godmodder.

Golem: Ugh, I'm semanticsed out right now.

Golem: Why the hell does a tuba have so much health anyways?

Golem: Anyways, looks like the tuba has been beaten to hell and back by the Banhammer by now.

5/25 Terrible Tastes

3/25 The Myth, The Misspelling, The Legend

+2 Erelye

Stopped by the Spambot! it's shields regain 100 HP!

Quote from DoctorShiny»

I cast an evasiveness up spell on a nearby AZ.

(Note to self: summon AZ from Pokemon X and Y later just for the sake of making things confusing)

Kanohi Hau Nuva: 2/25

Skarmory: 2/25

The Slightly Fatter Panda gets +10% Evasion!

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To celebrate Super Mario Maker being released today, I force UserZero to play the entirety of the most infamous set of user created levels for a video game ever.

Kaizo Mario World.

Without tool assistance.

And with her as Mario, meaning she has the ability to jump, duck, sometimes fly and throw fireballs, and spin jump on top of enemies with certain annoying exceptions. However, she is outside of Minecraft, meaning she doesn't have her Godmodding capabilities, or armor. In case that melting move isn't a Godmodding ability, I have added a blow dryer to push any liquid down into the ground. Any damage Mario/UserZero takes, she feels it as Mario would. Also, if she gets a game over, she is teleported out with no change to her stats. She still has 147/150 HP, and is still 4800 blocks away from the World Tree

Yes, I know these aren't the current stats, but the point is that she doesn't realize she's been damaged or pushed back.

+2 Topazian

7/20 Maine Cannon (+1 from Cobalt)

6/25 Elizabeth

I find myself in a star laden field. In the distance is a door, with a statue of a teenage boy chained to it. I give a salute to a savior of the world, and wait for a couple months.

You THINK that her being outside of Minecraft is going to hinder her by way of removing her Godmodding abilities.

You are proven sorely, sorely wrong. Godmodding is very CLEARLY an ability associated with Minecraft for various reasons, but as she breezes through Kaizo Mario World using insane gaming skill without so much as losing a life, and collecting any collectible needed for 100% completion, even getting every coin she could without dying, you realize that this it is certainly not LIMITED to Minecraft.

She proceeds to finish the game in record time, and come back wearing Peach's Dress, because why not?

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Tearing Dimensions... Done.
Entering "Land of the Godmodders"...

A comet made of shadow suddenly appears on the battlefield!
It looks like it's heading for UserZero's head... maybe.

Steady... Steady...
Oh for god's sake, just ram her already.
ALRIGHT, Alright!

The meteor enters the atmosphere, ready to strike the target. It looks as if it is not going to hit...
...

However, it shifted above UserZero's head at literally the very last millisecond, (hopefully) deforming this invisible armour she apparently has. Also as soon as it teleported, two figures fly out of the meteor!

Hands off my prey!
Personally, I prefer the air.
Wait, who did we just quote?
A certain pheasant called Falco.
Cool. Let's save our realm.

The two figures, as it looks to be, are very unlike any being anyone has ever seen. And yet they are smart enough to shed Minecraft Avatars in favour of more rounded and/or jagged models.

One appears to be a bipedal black dragon in a tuxedo. The other, a blue-haired man with what looks like ice on top of his actual clothing. It also looks as though he has very dim stars for eyes...

Both attack UserZero with their most powerful weapon: A cutlass glazed in shadows and a wand that shoots flaming ice. After the attack, they land on the Neutral side with horrifyingly good stances, with their backs to each other.

So there's a server full of these guys, huh?
Apparently.
No matter who wins, the universes are doomed anyway.
Agreed. Don't worry, I have a plan to make sure it doesn't happen. Psstpspsspst...
...Ah, nice. We should enact that when we get the chance. Good idea.

DarkSide looks over at CrypticCataclysm.

I see you made it as well, my friend.

DarkSide begins bringing one of his planes in from another dimension. 1/5 =====

Justin begins summoning his pet Zephyr Fish, "Zappy", into this world. 1/7 =======

ALCHE-Oh, not implemented yet... dammit.

+1 to CrypticCataclysm

+1 to Re-...MegaMinEr. Guess I better get used to it.

----

Quite a few of you know me from the DtG: Terraria thread. If I end up writing walls of text, sorry. That's just how I roll.

Personally, I like to organize things, but eh. Whatever works, I guess.

Uzi feels something like a raindrop falling onto her head, and then a slight tingling sensation at her chest. She shrugs.

Quote from Fseftr»

8/10 Starters 1 engie, uzi
8/10 Starters 2 engie, uzi

+2 engie

___

Goddamn it, Uzi, this obviously isn't going to work...

Mercury decides to forego the pokemon for now, and simply takes out a diamond sword, dons diamond armour, runs in front of the tuba, and intercepts the next attack.

UserZero: for all due intents and purposes you're here for your own reasons!
UserZero: neutral in all but name!
UserZero: why should i bother trying to look good to you? i have my own plans!
UserZero: you and your boss have yours!
UserZero: i am not fooled by your loyalty to me! you intend something darker and irrelevant to me!

You ready up to intercept the next attack!

I start rocking out on a bass guitar that I have and know how to play for no apparent reason. This should combat any low brass instrument induced mental breakdowns.

Kanohi Hau Nuva: 3/25

Skarmory: 3/25

You fail to fix Richard's breakdown, and Fseftr blocks the soundwaves that would have damaged the Tuba!

Quote from MegaMinEr69»

Huh? Past me is charging something! 3/3 Past me has finished charging! Every now and then, he will attack, maybe once every two turns.

I start a new charge! Dring Duo 1/6
Lord Calzerb 6/25

I get back to normal. Past me attempts to slap Uzi with stake and rip her clothing in half. Meanwhile I sneak up on her and slash at her with pure fire.

Uzi shoves her hip to the side and slams past!you aside, while you fail to do harm as UserZero's armor has Fire Protection -1!

Quote from daXfactorz»

Alright, I'm new here, but I'll try to make play well.

In the hills, two brave mages stand watching a bunch of chaos unfold. They really have no idea what is going on! But they know they need to kill something known as a "godmodder". They know this godmodder is super powerful, so when they see a being of extreme power (Zero), they decide this must be their target. The young lady in the blue cloak fires an Ice Bolt and the young man in the red cloak shoots a Firebolt, obviously underestimating their opponent. They are but simple mages, no Homestuck relations or time shenanigans (yet, at least).

Welcome, daxfactors!

UserZero swats the fire and ice bolts away!

Quote from Nimbleguy»

Golem, how did you get that Infinity Sided Die…? Any way I could take it off your hands?

Hmm… Let me get something out I picked up in the past.
Ford takes a quartz statue out of his pocket. He places it on the ground, as Shenelsky dumps some of the corrosive liquid on it… Ford chants an incantation in a language long past, as the liquid forms a pentagram around it.
Lightning strikes the ground, and everything around sets aflame. The statue grows in size, and cracks. It shatters…
The corrosive pentagram dissipates, and the fire extinguishes…
The Pet Penguin has been summoned. 5 HP. Does nothing except sit there and be cute.

Hey, UserZero. It seems you know the fear of Richard… Why not give us yours?
Shenelsky creates replicas of everything in existence, to see which gives UserZero the worst reaction.

The stone the inscription is on cracks, weakened by imperfect containment.
The Inscription: 4/15

Artifacts of long past…
2/10 Memoric Book

You summon the Pet Penguin! UserZero decides that it IS too cute to harm and deduces how harmless it is, and teleports it away so she can do stuff with it later. The Pet Penguin finds itself in a t//////////////////////////////////////////////////////

There's so much stuff that most of it is obscured! You then hear the sounds of a popcorn machine exploding and UserZero firing a vast amount of lasers at each and every last kernal with an incredible rage.

Well, popcorn's certainly not her friend, but she doesn't look so much fearful of it as she does just despise it.

Quote from ManiacMasteR»

Minecraft's dead? And it isn't my fault? ... Huh.

The L()rd looks at Richard, mutters cry baby under his breath, then proceeds to whack the Tuba with a saxophone.

What ab()ut me? H()w am I in the future?

3,000 damage to the Tuba!

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Walker: Level 1 - 100SP, 2 TECH (1000 damage dealt = 1 TECH unit rounding down, in case you're wondering. TECH can be spent on certain skills that Walker will unlock later, including the one he started with.)

Alpha Phantom 1: 18000/20000 health (-2000 from Panda)

Alpha Phantom 2: 20000/20000 health

(Basically, I intend for Walker's skills to evolve in a similar pattern to how Springtrap from FNAFB3 gained his skills, with the exceptions of the Phantom skills. I'm not sure what I'll do in place of those. Maybe I'll do stages of Unlimited Walker triggers. So, yes, it is a gameplay mechanic.)

"DAMMIT. I NEED TO KILL A FEW THINGS AND GRIND A BIT. THEN I CAN GET LEVELS. THEN I CAN BE USEFUL."

Walker uses a Basic Attack on the panda, attempting to kill it.

Alpha Phantom 1: Attack the Panda

Alpha Phantom 2: Use ANTI-AUDA on random AZ player

Beta Phantom: 9/10 (+2 from Uzi, +2 from Fseftr, +1 from Proof, +5 overall)

Alpha Phantom 3: 1/5

Yeah, you're going to have to make charges for that kind of stuff otherwise I'd just have to nope it.

1,000 damage to the Slightly Fatter Panda! This kills it! +10 Distance! Your entities will follow your orders!

Quote from Irecreeper»

=Turn One=

(4 / 20) A Construction

(4 / 10) Identity Crisis

+1 to Feathered

+1 to Cobalt

=Action=

I proceed to summon a Blue Engineer out of my own teleporter! He yells "nope", and extends his neck into Alpha Phantom 2, launching him backward and disrupting his/her/it's attack! He then grabs a wrench with his mouth, and builds a dispenser upon Alpha Phantom 2! It can only watch as a level 3 sentry gun is deployed mere feet away...

Then there's lots of gunfire, rockets and explosions. Alpha Phantom 2 is probably somewhere to been seen but it's taken plenty of damage. The Engineer then destroys all of his buildings sans-teleporter for extra explosion damage and somehow leaves through the teleporter he came in through.

6,000 damage to the 2nd Alpha Phantom!

Quote from Cyanogynist»

I smoke weed in front of Alpha Phantom 2's face.

Giant Honey Badger: 4/25

Stopped by the Spambot! Its shield gains 100+ HP!

Quote from K4yne»

2/14 | Mighty Beast (Dog)

2/5 | Verbal Bash

Seneca dropkicks the Tuba.

---

+1 to nimblest of guys | +1 to Twin

1,000 damage to the Tuba!

Quote from battlefury13»

Coulda swore i placed an action here.

i create a new Prototype for the Super-spam line, but due to *ahem* sanity issues it shall instead wait.

For now, i cast Hasten on all Anti Zeros, and Slow on User Zero

Charges:

Spell Book: 1/10

Rain of Arrows: Factory: 2/9

Your Hasten doesn't work as there's no Anti-Zero entities! UserZero's Fast Clock prevents slowness!

Quote from TT2000»

The Contact: Part 4: The Control Room

The plane lands, and a security guard shoves Uzi out in the middle of the jungle. Quickly, she is met by one of her contact's generic spies, who briefs her on her mission.

She needs to sneak into the enemy headquarter and into their secret control room, and press a series of buttons and levers that the spy makes her memorize. The spy takes her near the compound, where she drinks one of her invisibility potions.

She sneaks into the compound, but it's trapped with alligator traps, lazer traps, flaming shark traps, TNT traps, gun-toting horrific squirrel traps, and a tripwire! Somehow, Uzi avoids them all, and makes it into the completely unguarded control room!

Once inside, she presses the buttons: A-2, B-6, Lever 10, A-1, and D-7.

On the way out, she trips an alarm!

Meanwhile, back on the battlefield, the revelation of what she pressed is revealed:

A-2 was for "punch self"

B-6 was for "ram into nearest cliff"

Lever 10 was the "Dump lava on self switch"

A-1 was for "Go near hurting things"

D-7 was for "Make an annoying screeching noise that draws birds to your location that will peck you"

All together, they were the "massively damage self via-self destruction" button combo.

And they were connected to the Super-Prototype Superspam MK2 Type 41-A5.

8,000 damage to the Super-Prototype Spambot! It's shield takes all of the overkill damage, but break!

Quote from CobaltShade»

>Allegiance Meter
────────────Richard─────Autonomous─UserZero─ ❪IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII❫ 000008────────────000001────────────000002 072.73%───────────009.09%───────────018.18% Allegiance meter in effect.
Charges

Project M03-ぼくらの16bit戦争 bokura no 16bit warz (2/15) (+1 from crystalcat)

Project M02-魔域傲世六階 móyù àoshì lìujiē (11/25) (+1 from Irecreeper)

+1 to crystalcat, +1 to Irecreeper

Entity Command

Virus.DOS.SSR-II will attack the... (0.9159681434) Slightly Fatter Panda!

Action (0.5526352147)

I pull out a rocket launcher and fire it at the Tuba. It turns out it's a Rocket Jumper and did no damage, so I just rocketjump onto the Tuba and pull out a massive rapidly-rotating iron drill bit that absolutely destroys the Tuba!

5,000 damage to the Tuba!

Your entities will do as you say.

Quote from Fseftr»

9/10 Starters 1
9/10 Starters 2

+2 engie *cough*

___

Mercury has Goodra use dragon pulse on the next player who attacks the tuba.

You prepare to block an attack!

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The static-ridden time-space gate persists for a short while more before receding.

Mythic: What's wrong, parents make you take music lessons?

Cut off from the city, I decide to start small until I can get a feel for what frequency of mana works best right now.

Mythic: I don't see what the problem is.

Mythic: I've had to sit through more than a few classes I'd rather not have.

Mythic: Like those lessons on Earth Human political structures.

Mythic: ...Why am I even talking about this sort of thing.

I throw a bird-shaped fireball at the Tuba.

Mythic: I have things to do, a hearts to collect, and a Zero-Model to retrieve.

Mythic: And the time mage was very clear about doing the second one here.

Weapon 3/10 (+1 from Talist)

Creature 2/15

+1 Twin

+1 Talist

The Goodra Dragon Pulse's you, stopping this attack!

Quote from TheDrivingLlama»

Rashki starts meditating to create a respawning health pack (RHP) (a tf2 health pack that respawns every other turn) through pure willpower.

RHP: 1/10

I enter the panda's conscience (I am a mental being, kinda like Bill Cipher) and give to encouraging words, in hope they will heal it

+1 to nimbleguy

Quote from TSFHISEPIC»

Sword 2/5.

I throw a deku nut a the tuba somehow making it dizzy and making the next attack against it minicrit.

Tuba somehow dazed!

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Golem: Lparenthesisparenthesisrd. Or Herobrine. I would call you that, but honestly I don't think I'll ever feel like *you're* deserving of that name. Anyways, I have no idea what happens to you because I (bifurcate I[I, I]) never understood a word that any of you (trifurcate you[you, Y()U, Y()U]) said. Maybe work on that now, since you've got to start somewhere.

Golem: Ford, if it's all the same to you, I'd rather not be involved in this particular sort of predestination paradox. I'm interested in referencing my (bifurcate my[my, my]) past, not partaking in it. You'd probably find your own somewhere, and items conjured specifically to fight with are notoriously ephemeral. Heck, even I couldn't tell you where I got that from. This is a universe wherein your words become reality, and everything you write may come to pass.

I pick up the stick I threw at User0. Honestly, I really don't see why a stick of all things would damage her. Anyways, I note the color code of the blood on the stick and stash it in a nonspecific hyperspace inventory. After I do that, I note that the tuba is blatantly triggering Richard, and as such issue a trigger warning. The tuba is promptly assaulted by an interuniversal conglomerate of Agent Triggers, then shot multiple times.

6/25 Terrible Tastes

4/25 The Myth, The Misspelling, The Legend Scrapping this charge until we get higher charge limits.
+2 Erelye

There doesn't seem to be blood on the stick at all.

Minicrit! 7,500 damage to the Tuba!

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After my two mages do absolutely nothing, I call them off and they leave. I consider using a charge, but instead I decide to do something different.

*I have initiated a combo! Every turn for the next 10 turns, I will use a different fire-based spell, each one getting more powerful. There isn't really any difference between attacking every turn and a combo, combos just seem cooler. Except combos tend to have a very powerful attack at the end, making them kind of like charged attacks I guess? Oh well, it's just a weird idea I came up with. Imma try it.*

I launch a generic fireball at a random pro-Zero entity for minimal damage.

You launch it at the Tuba for 1,000 damage, which I consider minimal!

Quote from jondanger23»

I whack the tuba with a saxophone while riding on a piano with two skeletons playing on trumpets.

gorrilaing mangos: 7/10 (+1 from when irecreeper +1'd me but I forgot to add it to my charge)

+2 to Irecreeper.

3,000 damage to the Tuba!

Quote from pionoplayer»

+1 to finalbattle and battlefury

5/5 for the first summon

4/5 for the fire elemental

6/25 for the first big summon.

George finally comes back from the far edge of the server, glowing with a strange power...

brown energies surround him and he shakes, and suddenly topples over.

The energy shoots out of him and slams into the ground where the tuba was/is, telefragging it if it's still there with my first summon.

5/5 expended!

Lesser Earth Elemental [AZ]: health: high, attack: low. A lesser elemental made out of earth and clay.

specials:

punch: standard melee attack. Swings it's massive arm-analogue into the side of the offending entity.

spike: standard magic attack. Summons an earthen spike into an enemy a short distance away.

earthbound: only able to attack grounded enemies. passive

broken earth: heals slightly every round it has a direct connection to the ground. passive

boulder: 3 round charge. Throws a boulder at the target (allows it to, for a single attack, target a flying or swimming enemy)

((notes on what's going on, it will have a slight resistance to the fire, and a fairly significant resistance to the flinging glass, explosions will deal extra damage though))

Notes on what I'm going to be doing: My current plan is to summon lesser elementals (5 post charge), then greater elementals (10 post charge), then elemental lords (25 post charge) and then titans (50 post charge).

Each one, unless otherwise noted, can use a single one of it's non-passive abilities. The lesser elementals are mindless, and will just use their standard attacks unless otherwise directed. Everything else will have some sort of additional pattern that will be stated by me.

Anyways, they're basically going to be a series of entities based around elemental-type gimmicks.

6,000 damage to the Tuba! Lesser Earth Elemental Summoned!

Quote from The_Serpent»

atomicAmiable runs forward and tries to repeatedly punch UserZero in the face and then shoot her at point blank range with a rocket launcher.

Duality: 7/25 (+2ed by Richard)

UserZero catches your arm as you try to punch her, tanks the rocket launcher shot because her armor has Blast Protection -1, then rolls you up into a ball, inflates you a bit, dribbles you around, and finally throws you straight into the ground! Yeah, you're probably unconscious.

Quote from TwinBuilder»

The Covenant: 7/15 =============== (+1 from Cobalt, Bomber57, Erelye, jondanger, and crystalcat.)

The Abyss: 9/25 ========================= (+1 from Cobalt, Bomber57, Proof, Nimbleguy, Serpent, and MZ.) [DATA ENCRYPTED]

I +1 Cobalt and Erelye.

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The insignia of light the Scribe created grows intensely, glowing with fractalline patterns that the Scribe is creating on the ground using chalk. Somehow, the colors of the chalk are scintillating, seemingly pulsing through every known color in existence. The effect is slightly hard to see, but if you stare at it for several seconds, it becomes noticeable. The Scribe reaches into his coat, pulling out a jar that contains a burning flame that no one can look at. Whenever anyone tries to look at it, their vision blanks out and their head immediately turns away, knowing there is an object there, and knowing that it is a flame, but knowing none of the specifics.

The Scribe puts on a visor on top of his goggles, adjusting a knob on it and making a thin purple shield wrap around the visor. He looks at the flame. Inside of it are wonders that all races across all words across all universes have never known, will never know, cannot know, and were never meant to know. The Scribe cannot understand the magnitude of what is contained in this flame, and only knows that he sampled it from a wreck of a forest ravaged by something that fell from the skies. The entire continent was destroyed.

The Scribe then pulls out a thin metal rod and takes the top off of the jar. He lowers the rod into the jar and lets it touch the flame. It leaps across the rod, causing it to be completely absorbed by it. The Scribe's hand, covered by a glove of unknown make and material, is unaffected. The rod is as well, not melting, twisting, or vaporizing under the strain of the flame. The Scribe bends down, walking around the circle, and, at varying intervals, touching the rod to the grass. A small puff of flame ignites wherever the rod touches grass, burning and wavering like a candle's flame.

---

Now, for an actual attack.

The Scribe grimaces, seeing UserZero's Clentaminator. "Of course. I should have known one like her would have that much power. Next time I try something like that, I'll have to be more quick about it." The Scribe turns to one of the Superspammers, still holding the metal rod lit with its mystery flame. The Superspammer immediately turns away from the Scribe, not daring to look at him. Grinning, the Scribe keeps advancing, breaking out into a sprint as the Superspammer is paralyzed by the unknown qualities of this flame.

The Scribe leaps up, and, in his great and all-powerful attack for this post, in the most epic and awesome way possible... throws the rod at the Superspammer. It's lodged into the Superspammer's frame, its light shining all around the spambot. The spambot tries to look away from the flame and its light, but soon it is all around its body, burning it alive! Since the Superspammer can't look at the flames, it rips out its eyes very forcefully, permanently blinding it! It also ripped out many important wires connected to its central processors, severing its connection with itself and killing it instantly.

The Scribe calmly walks over and picks up the metal rod.

The Super-Prototype Spambot bites the dust! -10 distance!

Quote from engie_ninja»

Oh, balls. Sorry about that Fseftr.

+2 to Fseftr, and another +2 since I forgot to +2 him in the original post that I made.

Beta Phantom: 10/10

Alpha Phantom 3: 4/5 (+2 from Fseftr)

A Beta Phantom arrives on the field! It is tougher than an Alpha Phantom, meaning that it has higher health, and can cast Anti-Vera, a move that decreases the accuracy of attacks by 25% (1 stack) or 50% (2 stacks) for 3 turns. If this sounds a bit too powerful, then just make it so that the effect is halved when used on players or something. I'm not even sure how accuracy stats work in the FNAFB universe, and since the wiki has been closed, there's no reasonable way for me to find out.

Walker uses another Basic Attack on the slightly fatter panda.

The Beta Phantom shall cast Anti-Vera on a random player.

Currently active units:

Walker (Level 1): 100SP, 2 TECH

Alpha Phantom 1: 18000/20000 HP

Alpha Phantom 2: 20000/20000 HP (Yeah, I'm not gonna risk guessing what damage these things have taken from people attacking them)

Beta Phantom 1: ?????/????? HP

The players are not targetable at this point in time!

Your attack fails because of the Curse of Repetetiveness! Richard has it going for him as well! Yeah, if I were you I'd reconsider what a basic attack entails right now.

Quote from TheLordErelye»

I stare at the Tuba for several moments, avatar remaining expressionless. I'm going to be completely honest; the former Lord-Archmage's documentation of a few particular incidents during the Second War seemed far too ridiculous to have actually occurred until now. Heh.

I crackle with energy, mauve energies superseding each other in hue reverberating about. Minuscule amounts of pure vis are dragged from the depths of reality to provide some semblance of a spark for my intent. Tendrils of energy wave outward, passing through the ground effortlessly, and dissolving it just as easily. A monolithic pillar of intertwining energy forms, centered around me. Any local clocks would be spinning right now, if not for my near certainty that there are none in the vicinity, though this is of little relevance.

To remedy that, I flick my hand, and a small strand of the energy plummets downwards, diving into the ground. It sifts through the earth, looking for materials I doubt it will find. Though, if it does, I advise you ignore this next bit. The energy of the tendril transmutes the stone around it into solid gold, with flecks of redstone buried somewhere within. Clocks are made by the minute, hollowing out the massive vein. Soon enough, the entire thing is filled with clocks, all spinning and twisting with aberrations from what could be defined as normal timekeeping. The strand of energy tears a massive hole upward, and the clocks rise, glimmering with a teal psionic glow.

With a quick gesticulation, a mass of clocks begins to swarm around the pillar of energy (and by extent, me), the timekeepers spinning with no regard for the actual temporal reality of the moment. Trace amounts of Tempus essentia flow from each clock, arcing directly for my form. I twitch my fingers somewhat in the Tuba's direction, and the pure essentia leaps through space and time, swirling around the Tuba. With a snap of my fingers, a few of the clocks amalgamate, forming the GRANDFATHER CLOCK OF INSTRUMENTAL QUALITY. I expend the essence of the Tempus essentia to fuel my actions.

The hands of the clock begin to spin wildly with a thought. However, this is not particularly notable, given our current position. It is more what the clock's spinning does that is notable. The Tuba degrades and reforms with every spin of the clock, its form traveling down the various levels of damage it will achieve in its inevitably brief existence. The Tuba is mere fractions away from completely obliterated before midnight, and fully reformed no more than an instant later. The swarm of clocks and energy around me continues to rage as I command it with the force of my will. The ticking and tocking of the clock reverberates across the server, above the raging of the arcane inferno and the swarms of miniature ticking and tocking devices.

I continue to apply Tempus essentia to the clock, sporadically and intentionally, bringing instability to the device. With every introduction of essentia, the hands of the clock vibrate, or even reverse their direction of circuitous movement for a rotation or two. This has a profound effect on the Tuba as well, actually inflicting the amount of damage from that state of its existence upon the Tuba. I wave an arm, and the swarms of clocks unite, forming a spearhead cloud of infernal ticking. I fuse the clocks together with pure heat, though their mechanisms remain intact, forming a homogenous pile of clocks sustained by esoteric sorcery. Then, with another gesticulation, the clocks evaporate into Flux Goo, falling from the skies at a velocity rapidly increasing. As such, I divert the pillar of pure energy toward the goo, instantaneously evaporating it, forming a monstrous cloud of Flux Gas, which coats the area. I point in the direction of the GRANDFATHER CLOCK OF INSTRUMENTAL QUALITY, and the two separate forces streak towards it; one of instability, the other of pure energy.

The two twin bursts of force intertwine, funneling together. As they approach the face of the grandfather clock at speeds exceeding sound, they funnel down, compressing the energy of the two types of sorcery into a small tendril, which promptly tears a hole through the face of the clock, just before it hits twelve. The clock immediately explodes, flaming hunks of metal and wood soaring everywhere. The force of the compressed energy completing this task actually annihilates it, causing it to implode, directly next to the Tuba, which is already stuck at the last stage of its life. When the smoke clears, the Tuba has hopefully been obliterated.

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(+1 to Twin; +1 to Serpent)

Furtive Knowledge: 10/20 (+1 from Proof, Nimble, and Serpent) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Introduction Therapy: 5/25 (Instant +2x2 from Generic) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

13,000 damage to the Tuba!

Quote from Netpatham»

"Dammit, Richard, SNAP OUT OF IT. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO WORK TWICE."

I try to scare UserZero with a theremin.

It's the first time this has been used in the War!

What's a Theremin? I don't know what it is, but UserZero fears absolutely nothing!

Quote from ninjatwist321»

Alright, thanks!

Man, I can't alchemize stuff yet, so may as well get to work on a quick charge.

Combine Task Force: 1/15

OK then.

Quote from crystalcat»

dARKnESS 8/25.
Proteus 8/10. (+1 from Cobalt.)
+1 to Erelye, +1 to Twin.

Crystal, seeing the tuba has reformed (HP bar took the damage from being tackified) blasts it with a massive freezing spell, before stomping on it, enhanced with a strength spell. Shards of brass fly everywhere as the tuba shatters like glass.

5,000 damage to the Tuba! Tuba Destroyed! -20 distance!

Quote from FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW»

IRL, I play the superior instrument (the trumpet). Therefore, I whack the Tuba with a trumpet.

9/20 Maine Cannon (+1 from Piono)

7/25 Elizabeth

After about three months of waiting, a black shape begins to form. It looks like a goat with one head on each end of its body.

Hey, only two posts per turn!

Quote from ProofofconcepT»

+1 to Pit, +1 to generic

Wooden Slime-Outfit 3/3 Complete!

I fashion protective gear for the slime, raising it's health

Small Base 7/15

Slime Lore 3:

Urthank ran until he came across a clearing, it seemed bright, he had never before seen the sun...

Suddenly behind him something points a sword up against him.

Who are you, and why are you near our base

I'm running away from an evil force, I did not know-

Slimes do not run

Urthank looks behind him and sees a smaller green slime, sheathing his sword

You do not know what it is I run from

Then it must be a very strong force... come, you must see our leader

So Urthank, let me get this straight, a human attacked your village?

Yes, and he is coming this way no doubt, I do not know anywhere that is safe from this force...

Hmm, well there was a legend in our books about a slime warrior hailing from the east, deep in the desert, who would save us from a force stronger than our entire village combined. If this is such a threat, then we should seek this warrior. You shall go, and I will go with you to save our civilization...

________________________________

I set up a sign that say's 'dead end' right behind Zero, and knowing that it leads nowhere decides to turn around. however, when she does this she is met with another dead end sign, until they are all around her... except for one sign that says 'yield'. Looking left and right Zero sees there is nothing, pridefully following the road signs and solving the puzzle, she walks forward with pride right into the oncoming bullet train...

...Which stops, because the Bullet Train conductors realize that they don't want to crash into UserZero! It would almost certainly wreck the whole train!

Your protective gear aids the Slime, giving it more HP! Do keep in mind, you can't make an entity stronger than 50 posts worth of charges.

Quote from Irecreeper»

=Turn Two=

(5 / 20) A Construction

(7 / 10) Identity Crisis (+2 from Jon)

+1 to Jon

+1 to Cobalt

=Action=

I proceed to grab the Tuba, and attempt to play it! Sadly, my attempts at playing the Tuba are so bad, that I end up deafening Alpha Phantom 2! He/she/it smacks me to get the Tuba out of my hands, and then smashes the Tuba on the ground in the hopes that I'll never play it again.

2,000 damage to both the 2nd Alpha Phantom and the Tuba!

Quote from Netpatham»

I cause the molecules in the tuba to jump to surround/intersectizap UserZero via an application of a standard improbability device and some tea.

UserZero counters with an improbability device of her own, as well as some tea of her own.

Quote from Crusher48»

6/10 EXOS Arrival

2/2 SOAPTank

I decide to exploit Richard's weakness to Tuba by teleporting the Tuba right up to his face, then blowing it so hard that his head explodes from all the trauma (and also, he cant defend against it because he is currently in the fetal position).

Then, I go to UserZero.

"Hey, want a cool entity to fight for you? Have my new weapon, the SOAPTank (SOAP standing for Stupidly Overpowered Awesomly Powerful Tank). It has 25000 HP, and does tons of damage, and also has advanced armor that reduces the damage it takes from other entities by 50%. However, since I overworked the crew to build it, its really vulnerable to mind control, but you are the only Godmodder here, right? Oh, and you can't return it, since the workers refuse to ever work for me again."

SOAPTank [PZ?]: 25000/25000 HP (takes 50% damage from other entities)

Note: The SOAPTank is a 2-post summon so it cannot be instakilled by anyone, but I intentionally made it just as vulnerable to mind control as a 1-post summon is. Also, it has failsafes to prevent it from attacking or interfering with me regardless of which team it is on.

5 damage to Richard!

UserZero goes into a blind rage for you attacking Richard! She wants to be the only one responsible for the kill and you just RUINED IT! The SOAPTank is, regardless, taken.

Quote from TheLordErelye»

I pull out a vial of what appears to be ink from my inventory. Without as much as another word, I uncork the vial, and upturn it, watching the dark liquid fall the ground. Moments before it strikes, the stuff ceases movement, floating in the air. With a thought, the ink rises, swirling and dripping from within.

I tap into the hidden abilities of the fluid, drawing unadulterated knowledge from the stuff without hesitation. Instead of consuming this knowledge, which is rather dangerous, considering the nature of its source, I manipulate it, and fuse it back with the ink to form a catalyst in lieu of simply utilizing it to attack. From there, I draw two matches, a light layering of gold ash upon the head of one, and cobalt upon that of the other. With slight amounts of manipulation, I manage to psionically force the ink back into its bottle, leaving the cork untouched. I hold the matches in one hand (careful not to touch anywhere near the heads) and the bottle in the other.

Suddenly, there is a flash of glass as I crush the bottle in my hand, shards of glass shooting out, several striking my hand. Ink mixed with blood drips down off my palm, and I hold my other hand out beneath it, cupping any ink or blood that manages to drip off my other hand. Without hesitation, I strike the gold-tipped match on my bleeding hand. The ink/blood mixture ignites, blazing golden flames roaring up, displaying a flammable nature that should not be attributed with either ink or blood. I let the flame burn, tossing the first match upon the ground just as I ignite the ink/blood mixture in my other hand with the cobalt match, tossing it to the ground afterward as well. The cobalt and gold flames dance in my fingers, as I obliterate the matches, the gold copper, and the cobalt a deep purple, just as they are torn to code. Those things are far too dangerous after usage than they should be. I peer into the flames for a minute at most, before realizing oh god I'm on fire. I flick my wrists, and the inky blood lit ablaze by the fire of a true god is torn off my hands via psychic intervention. The liquid strikes the ground, and begins to spread. As I soothe my hands with a bit of gel, I control the flames, forcing them to spread only toward the Tuba, or the nearest PZ entity if the Tuba has been slain.

I wait, gesturing with some sort of universal command to rise. The fire responds, blazing up into a roaring inferno. The blaze rages, individual bolts of gold and cobalt electricity leaping off of it, and piercing the Tuba/other entity without any effort in any way whatsoever. The fire proceeds to envelop the target, resonating with visions of events, eternally ephemeral. Suddenly, the flames increase in heat drastically, roaring with sheer power. Gradually, the flames convert into pure energy, pulsating with the mass and temperature of a thousand suns. The waves of pure energy spread rapidly across the field of battle, indestructible. I divert the overwhelming majority of the power of these waves to obliterating the targeted entity, and it is immediately devoured by waves of cobalt and gold, vibrant in their ability to combine together. Shockwaves of unadulterated force pound at the Tuba/other entity, virulent gold and cobalt leaving searing afterimages in the minds of all present all the while. With a thought, hundreds, no, thousands of tendrils of pure energy tear through the target in a plethora of different directions, the pressure alone capable of melting the ground around the target into magma.

The roaring suddenly ceases with a wave of my hand. Everything looks undamaged, save the target. If you actually believed that the blaze has been quenched, you are severely mistaken. The Tuba/other entity flashes intensely, its form shifting between solid gold and cobalt. A moment later, an earth-rending blast forces anything near the being/object away. Suddenly, everything goes white, light searing into the corneas (and the computer screens) of the players alike. When vision has returned, the inferno has returned. I psionically force the thing into a flashing sphere of energy around the target, struggling immensely against the might of the opposition. I take the time in between the blast and the struggle to cast a spell on a particular player, their screen momentarily obscured by gray as an eldritch curse of great potential forces them into the depths of unconsciousness. Sicut vis, Unagi. I proceed to compress the orb of energy, before it overwhelms me.

It should probably be mentioned that the fires will likely not go out naturally.

As such, I teleport them to an obscure part of the universe within which they rage for a probably eternity of uncertainty, likely obliterating the lives of some random group of undying space-larva who desired nothing more but to combat the Mi-Go, and consume the souls of every being in Universe C.

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(+1 to Twin; +1 to Serpent)

Furtive Knowledge: 11/20 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Introduction Therapy: 7/25 (+1 from Crystal) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Quote from The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man»

I pull a copy of SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE out of my lab coat pockets and throw it at JUSSSST the right angle so it hits the tuba multiple times, causing a WOMBO COMBO!

I also start alchemizing.

Modpack "Blood" && Hopebringer scraps = ??? 1/??

The Nearly Incomplete Certainly Extremely Memey with Extra Meme Explosives (Or NICEMEME, for short) 2/20

+1 to Fsef +1 to Twin

You can't alchemize yet, not until the announcement is up and the rules are put in that announcement, because I KNOW people will not read the rules despite it being in their best interests!

Quote from Bomber57»

((Hey Modpack Man, The Alchemizer isn't ready quite yet, so please hold off until Tazz says its ready.))

Bomber takes notice of that dangerous Super-Prototype SuperSpam MK2 Type 41-A5 spambot on UZ's side. Though, rather than him attempting to immediately destroy it, an idea springs up. Yes, this would be most effective. All he would have to do is contact an old friend. Bomber pulls a cellphone with two little imp horns coming out of the sides from his pocket and scrolls through his extensive contact list. Running a company like Hellco., one would make a lot of connections. It's helpful to have those, as you tend to be able to get their assistance whenever. This particular person had extensive experience in creating bots, especially spambots. He was one of the best at such things.

"Hey, Michel. Bomber here. I'm going to need to call in a favor."

Michel: "a favor? what kind of favor?"

"I'm going to require the assistance of one of your spambots. Particularly, I will need the best."

"which one, doggy? sure, but you owe me after this, ya hear?"

"Of course, send him as soon as possible."

"yeah, i just gotta plug him in. it'll be a little while before he is done recharging. see ya."

"Farewell."

Bomber slides the phone back into his coat pocket. With his request finished, Bomber did a quick survey of the battlefield. What first caught his attention was Richard, curled into a little ball as a-- is that a tuba?--as a... tuba... sits nearby. Apparently the brass instrument caused some sort of psychological torture for Richard. What a baby. Some of the others seemed to be handling it, melting it down or causing it to age to the point of weathering away to nothingness. The tuba would probably be more durable than it looked, so Bomber decided to assist in destroying it.

He proceeds to pull out his Bolter once more. It may have not worked on The Godmodder herself, but a simple brass tuba (with an inane amount of health for what it is) should have no stupid resistances to explosives or penetrating bullets. He takes multiple shots this time, aiming to cause brutal damage to the tuba.

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Doggy's Battery: 1/20 ====================

(+1 to Twin, +1 to Erelye)

Quote from sigmatw»

Hmmm... Fear of Tubas?

Hmm may as well help with that a bit... time to call in the Tuba God and have a little talk with him.

I began to start incantations to summon the Tuba God.

2/25 (Mobile Base)

2/25 (Project "Revelation")

You do that.

Quote from Pricey12345»

死̤͚̼̥͚ͯ̋ͩ͗の͂̍̍̚サ̫̲ͪ͐ͦͦͮ̀̎ー̞͚̩͙̹̇̇バ͓̯̞̋ー̮̥̄ͮ̆を参ͪ͑͒͐̋͛加̣̹̎̊̀ͯ͒̽̇/PRICEY HAS RE-J͇̭̙͑O̪͍͆̑Ị̠ͬ̌N̦̦̦͂̂̉̎̂ͯ̾E̼͈̟͇͋͆D̻͈̉̽ ̟̳͔̻͊͒Ṯ̙͈̻̮͑̅̉̊H̝̞͚̦̣̲͚Ẹ̝̦̘͉ ͖̳̙̫̣ͩͯ͗S̬̣̯̣̳͙ͥͦ͛̌̔̇E͕͈̭̱̪̋̓ͤ̾ͦ̌R̪̞V͎̲͈̅ͯ̍E̮̞̬ͧ̏ͦ̽͌Ȑ͈̲̥͉̯̲̃ ͉̗̙̪̺ͧ̈́̑ͫ̅ͅO̰̭͚͕̝̖̿͑̔̏ͭ̂F̮͎̳̘͈͕͕͐̓̊̽͌̊͒ ̳̗̻͎̤̖Dͮ̆̎͌͆E͈̮̪ͩ̅̆̂A̫̳̖̓̈̂̄͂̓͂T͓̫̗̭̗̋H͉̞̏͛͆ͅ

What the hell, i fell into the server because i tripped over something that leads into something horrible, Well please do not get mad at me for that incident occurred 4 months ago. I kept my children and my Creativity from the past. Never get mad at me or i will explode.

You technically only just joined this server for the first time.

I'm going to be watching you closely, Pricey, but for now I'll forgive and forget. Welcome, Pricey12345!

Quote from Pokefan151»

(I suppose I had better start charging, as there's no cost to me.)

Flying Flaming car 1/5

I pull out an angry bee in a jar. It stings UserZero in the veins. After the blood in her veins circulates, a chemical in the bee's venom expands, making UserZero's heart explode.

I then put dynamite in the tuba and blow it up.

After five agonizing minutes, the Bee dies of stinging UserZero!

Quote from ProofofconcepT»

((Hmm, seems the editor isn't working correctly))

Small Base 8/15

Slime lore 4:

The two crossed the desert with little danger. Soon they came to the location on their map. The only problem was that there was a bare wall with nothing there

Urthank: This can't be right...

They study the wall when it suddenly collapses in before them, and out comes the leader of the red slimes

Welcome, travelers, what brings you to our city?

We are here seeking a legend, and asking for help

Why would need such things? Are you in peril?

I'm afraid so, we have been attacked by a human

Hmm... I see why you seek the legend, but it is not true

I had my doubts...

However, we need no legends, we are a strong nation, and we will destroy this weak human... Now, come, we will prepare you for war, for if it's a war he wants, he shall get one

__________

I jump into the tuba, slowly ripping out it's internal organs (pipes).

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Terrain: Burning Plains (Everyone's on fire! -5% HP per turn!)

Weather: Sandstorm (-20% Accuracy) [|||]

[AZ] Lesser Earth Elemental: 26,500/40,000 HP. -25% Defense, -25% Accuracy.

[N] Wood-Armored Slime: 10,000/35,000 HP.

[N] Healing Seaweed: 1/1 HP. Heals 5,000 HP to whoever kills it first.

[N] Virus.DOS.SSR-II: 21,000/25,000 HP.

[PZ] Alpha Phantom: 14,000/20,000 HP x 1, 12,000/20,000 x 1.

[PZ] Beta Phantom: 40,000/40,000 HP.

[PZ] SOAPTank: 25,000/25,000 HP. -50% damage from entities.

[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 45/50 HP. Summoning something!

[GM] UserZero: 146/150 HP. Summoning something!

Distance to Yggdrasil: 4825.

I rarely do make sense. Except in the rare case when I am explaining that I rarely make sense.

Aayla casts Mass Heal!

Entities:
The Ground 6/25
There is No Other Way 4/10
+2 to Jon.

I summon a Fire Minion, an average entity that is made of fire.

Flame Combo is at the 2nd attack.

I complain that Tazz switched the AG and PG colors for the AZ and PZ colors.

((I thought that the Anti-Zero players had all those entities....Bluh.))