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every self-respecting video game needs a very easy level of simon says: 3/25 2/25 (Thanks Proof!)

i don't know what you're talking about i never had those at 50

Keeping on the hill, I yawn. It's kinda boring when there's no storyline that's started yet I could get involved in. But considering I don't want to try to alter the timeline, this is a good thing. Still here for researching purposes.

((I don't think I'm going to stick with the point system or leveling actually. It was really just going to be a way of getting weapons and I think I'm overcomplicating things))

I begin making myself a sword 1/5.

NO! My balloon giraffe! NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! You may have won this day, UserZero, but my balloon animals shall damage the main villain of these games! Maybe.


Also, plot question. So... we're from the future? But, spoiler alert, Minecraftia went squish. The only remnant is the actual game, Minecraft. And although Mojang modded a lot to replicate stuff, it no longer has any connection to Minecraftia universe, so people could no longer make completely new alchemies or entities without modding the game. So... have we connected to some past Minecraftia? And if so, did it magically generate new avatars for us? Does that mean we can meet ourselves? And if I know what's going to happen, that puts a big cinch in my plans. You'll know what I'm talking about, Tazz. And what about other people native to this timeline? Do they have their own past Earth? And is there... Notch forbid, past Alternia? So many questions...


Anyway, actual attack action.

*GASP!* The entire server goes quiet as a massive crowd of random Minecraft players all gasp and turn to look at UserZero in shock. Groundhogs? Seriously? The implication of the statement echoes throughout the entire population. Everyone knows that gophers are for the more mature and enlightened people among us, and it seems that UserZero is just a member of the uncultured common rabble. All the infuriated gopher scholars gather up into an angry mob and attack UserZero with their righteous, gopher based fury. ... And exploding salads. How do you blow up a salad?

Sheesh... I don't even know how long the show I'm referencing has been off the air...

Red Shirt 4/5

First Actual Guy: 4/25

+1 to Mythic and Feathered

Time for my more relevant character introductions.

Crack. There is a flash of lightning off in the distance, causing me to look up at it. There's a brief pause before a figures appears a fair distance away from the battle, the sound of its footsteps drowned out by the fight. I don't *think* I'm a furry, but I still like animals. Plus, it adds variety to the cast. So... BEHOLD! THE ANTAGONIST OF MY PLOT! THE EVILEST CHARACTER I CAN COME UP WITH! At first glance, it looks like a pretty standard Minecraft wolf, but of course, its not. This "wolf" is young Mikoto. Well, younger anyway. His age isn't clearly defined. On slightly closer inspection, Mikoto looks more like a panther than a wolf and is slightly smaller than a wolf. He is mostly silver colored, like the color of the full moon. Streaking down his sides were lines of blue that bled into the grey background and ran down to collect like water at his paws, where his fur was a darker blue. It was like he stepped into a pool of sapphire and the blue somehow stuck to his feet. His long tail split into two at about the two thirds mark. The entire top of his tail was tinted crimson by a river of the color starting at his upper back and running down like a cloak. As soon as the word crimson is used, you know this guy is going to be some kind of villain. Villains always say things are crimson, right? His eyes were blue, like aquamarine and his ears were curved backwards into crescent shapes. On his back were slight waves or spikes of fur, somewhat similar to Justicar if anyone other than me remembers how she looked, which I doubt.

Mikoto called out to someone behind him in a melodic, yet inefficient language. Although, called out isn't quite the right word. Broadcasted is more accurate.

Huom! Se alzalour salourin! Oul omal en niezuale cimilals ocou. Oul sumillu qieu suiesu alesrul pliurinnu, Talist ouss là alerrou. Alelennr-nier nier unjaljiu? Luqieul alzuk-zier kous ésalous lal nunalcu ku iesu falçin?

(Hey! You were right! There's a new fight over here. It seems that other person, Talist is there too. Shall we engage? And which one is the threat anyway?)

A reply came fairly quickly and was actually spoken by someone in the same strange language. Although, this person was clearly not as eloquent with the language and took longer to pronounce the words in his deep voice, partly because this language was not meant to be literally spoken.

Zious lal emu un sieju? Uliu oss lal nunalcu, cinnu Psi ésalous. Allirr qieu mier alphsichinr, R'oul zier pllalîs plalrriu à l'almjlalour... tye. Zier riuuk nouuel cinplsour.

(See the one in red? She's the threat, like Psi was. As we approach, please switch to English. You'll be better understood.)

A second voice echoed his suggestion, this one speaking in English. Those who have read some of Wilson's dream sequences might recognize this as Inari speaking solely due to the text color.

I agree with that, Mikoto. You seem irrationally attached to Salslirm despite how its inefficient and difficult to understand.

Mikoto seemed to pause a little, thinking about what the words meant.

Queyy... nalour oulr pluezuns lourl cu qieu gu kour kalmr lal misu, Loufoshalrl!

(Awww... but they can read what I'm saying down in the footnote, [TRANSLATION ERROR]!)

That may be so, but Talist is getting sick of translating back and forth for you. Plus, you're going to make it awkward to interact with anyone else.

Oul s- ... fine. Hafe it your way. So... are we going to attack? The one clad in rej is a serious threat, right? When do we engage?

The two other figures who were talking out of frame came into view. One was human (/Minecraftian) and the other was most certainly not. A few of you might already know what Inari looks like, but the vast majority haven't even seen the post I described her in over on the Terraria forum. So, here we go again. If Mikoto was like a panther, Inari was like a jackal. There were more similarities than that as well. She was mostly a dark tan and had blotches of ebony color rather than blue. And where Mikoto had crimson fur the color of blood, Inari had dark orange, the color of smoldering embers running across her face and down to her tail. Inari's tail ended in, as fitting as it sounds, a dovetail shaped wedge. Her orange eyes seemed to be constantly smoldering with trapped starlight, which they were, in a way. A slight light shown from her paws, illuminating the ground she walked on with sunlight. The patterns of orange, tan, ebony and the slightest bit of red made her look somewhat like an open flame; and when she walked, the fire rippled to life and burned softly.

Now, onto the human. He wasn't just a veteran of wars past, he was The Veteran. He was a very experienced fighter, but more than that, he was an experienced tamer, although he wouldn't call himself that. Hopefully I'll be able to give more of his story via Mikoto's perspective. For now, I'll just say who he is. He wears a large, dark purple cloak with a hood that obscures some of his face. Around his hands were tightly wrapped black pieces of cloth, making it look like his hands just disappear into shadows. Similarly, his boots were black, but more on the purple side and were lined with emerald colored runes and symbols. He spoke with a deep, somewhat raspy voice.

Not yet Mikoto. Let's wait a little while.

I attack any remaining Donation Spambots with the Bone Glove.

Giant Honey Badger: 3/25

"The Golden Spatula? Don't you know diamonds are better?"

The pure amount of chefs swarming UserZero causes the Golden Spatula to break. I also draw the poison/corruption out of the ground using my MAGYKAL WATER POWERZ, and add them to the pufferfish soup UserZero was drinking; hey, it's not my fault if there's food poisoning.

4/25 Thunderstorm

5/25 Guardian King

+2 to Talist

Spambot Update

i release a Super Prototype for the Superspam MK2 Type 41-A8

Notes on Superspam-A8-class:

Has 1880 HP, and basic shield magic (300 SP, increasing by 100 for each person driven insane)

Has a Machine Gun built into its arm, and has a sword to go with it

Annoyed by the constant mind controling of my bots, i instead send the robot to the unfinished factory to be refined.

Free Action:
"Psh. Spambots are easily replaced, even the super-powered one. They are, after all, heavily modifed keyboard bots in a body set to "spam" mode."
"Time on the other hand... Well, that's not so easily replaced, is it?"
Spamlord_Battlederp casts Slow on UserZero, and Haste on Richard.



Spell Tome 1/Whenever the system is ready

Mass Production Mk2 Superspam Type 41-a8 Factory: 2/9 (produces 1 per turn)

2+ to piono

5/10 EXOS Arrival

Arggh my arm is missing! Apparently I survived the hit because she only anhillated my arm and not my body. I quickly generate a new one out of endergy, then prepare to get revenge.

I pull out one of my secret weapons, a Stick Machine Gun! It opens fire in an attempt to cherry-tap UserZero to death, but UserZero is completely unaffected, even though she is just standing there and doing nothing to evade it! It appears that someone else used this first, so the gun is doing no damage. I attempt to fix the gun (mistaking the ineffectiveness for a gun issue), but unfortunately I accidentally drop my diamond sword into the ammo slot while looking at the ammunition, causing it to shoot out through the gun (Stick Machine Guns are notorious for accepting whatever ammo you stick in the gun) and impale the overconfident UserZero. If that fails, I instead sabotage one of Uzi's spambots, reprogramming it and giving it a sword to turn it into a Button-Masherbot. The bot is easy to bring down, but deals very high damage on its attacks, and is a Hostile entity because its data is corrupted (that and also so no one can mind-control it).

Button-Masherbot: 2500/2500 HP (Hostile)(very high damage)

Meanwhile, in a top-secret lab, a bunch of workers are forced to construct a tank in about 5 minutes.

1/2 SOAPTank

Allegiance Meter

 Project M01-Stainless Steel Rat (10/10) (+1 from Irecreeper, +2 from FBSN)

Project M02-魔域傲世六階 móyù àoshì lìujiē (9/25) (+2 from nulitor)

+1 to nulitor, +1 to FBSN

Project M01-Stainless Steel Rat is deployed! I pull out a reprogramming device and press a button. A random grass block on the battlefield turns into an electronic death machine! Virus.DOS.SSR-II [N] has been summoned!

Virus.DOS.SSR-II [N]: 25,000/25,000 HP

Huh? Past me is charging something! 2/3

Lord Calzerb 5/25

My data overloads, I then use MAGICKS to attack the Tuba.

dARKnESS 7/25. (+1 from Cobalt.)
Proteus 6/10. (+1 from Cobalt.)
+1 to Twin, +1 to Cobalt.

Crystal looks over at the Tuba. "Oh, wonderful. Another tuba paralyzing Richard. Well, I know how to deal with this. Smash it into shards!"

Crystal stares at the Tuba, calling up more magic, this time into his eyes. His glare slowly starts smoldering, before heating to outright blistering. A small spot on the Tuba begins to glow a dull red from the sheer force of his glare as his pupils dilate and his eyes widen. The glow spreads, more and more of the Tuba heating to red hot as Crystal’s glare heats it hotter and hotter, before, all at once, it reaches the melting point of brass (900º C) and begins to droop. Crystal quickly catches the now-runny tuba in a bowl-shaped field of force, before continuing his calescent focus. The tuba continues to melt, eventually heating to complete liquid. Crystal enfolds the entirety of the liquid in a telekinetic grip, dismissing the disk. He continues glaring at the former tuba until the liquid sphere floating in the air before him is white-hot and close to evaporating entirely. He forms a set of molds below the brass and decants the incandescent liquid into them, before flash-cooling the molds, making the results extremely brittle in the process, and examining the resultant pieces of recycled tuba.
“Or, alternatively, get down to brass tacks. Heh."
Crystal throws the newly-forged tacks to the ground, crushing them under his (magic-reinforced) heel.

Oh great, now she's done it. 12/0 = ∞. I pull out a forbidden game piece, and waggle it around my fingers.

Golem: Infinite sides means infinite outcomes! If I rolled it, anything could happen! Our faces could melt into jelly! The world could turn into an egg! Or I could just roll an 8. Who knows.

Golem: I was gonna make the escalation more gentle, akin to some certain dragons or those flaming imbeciles, but I suppose I'm gonna have to pull out the big guns early and escalate from there.

I enchant the die with Unbreakable -1.

I then pull out an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, Rick Sanchez's portal gun, and a few particle accelerators. I then send it through an infinite portal loop, then shoot a dimension portal to send it through a few dimensions that violate most of what we know about physics to speed them up past the speed of light with the particle accelerators, and then pop it out of another dimensional portal, busting through the Super-Prototype Superspam MK2 Type 41-A5 and smashing into the tuba, as well as creating an incredibly deadly fireball that engulfs everything.

It turns out that that stopped it somehow, and I get a roll of... Is that an Eye? Yup, sure is. The die suddenly summons a Spawn Egg clone of Richard. Thankfully, the clone was previously(Or later? ...I hate time travel.) established to be "for all intents and purposes, a second Godmodder. Except for the fact that it isn't sentient and lacks large portions of the original's power, of course." This being said, this Spawn Egg Richard is for all intents and purposes now roughly equivalent or slightly less powerful than Richard as he is right now, depending on how much "large portions" is of Richard's power as an Omega+ Godmodder.

Golem: Ugh, I'm semanticsed out right now.

Golem: Why the hell does a tuba have so much health anyways?

Golem: Anyways, looks like the tuba has been beaten to hell and back by the Banhammer by now.

5/25 Terrible Tastes

3/25 The Myth, The Misspelling, The Legend

+2 Erelye

I cast an evasiveness up spell on a nearby AZ.

(Note to self: summon AZ from Pokemon X and Y later just for the sake of making things confusing)

Kanohi Hau Nuva: 2/25

Skarmory: 2/25

To celebrate Super Mario Maker being released today, I force UserZero to play the entirety of the most infamous set of user created levels for a video game ever.

Kaizo Mario World.

Without tool assistance.

And with her as Mario, meaning she has the ability to jump, duck, sometimes fly and throw fireballs, and spin jump on top of enemies with certain annoying exceptions. However, she is outside of Minecraft, meaning she doesn't have her Godmodding capabilities, or armor. In case that melting move isn't a Godmodding ability, I have added a blow dryer to push any liquid down into the ground. Any damage Mario/UserZero takes, she feels it as Mario would. Also, if she gets a game over, she is teleported out with no change to her stats. She still has 147/150 HP, and is still 4800 blocks away from the World Tree

+2 Topazian

7/20 Maine Cannon (+1 from Cobalt)

6/25 Elizabeth

I find myself in a star laden field. In the distance is a door, with a statue of a teenage boy chained to it. I give a salute to a savior of the world, and wait for a couple months.

Tearing Dimensions... Done.
Entering "Land of the Godmodders"...

A comet made of shadow suddenly appears on the battlefield!
It looks like it's heading for UserZero's head... maybe.

Steady... Steady...
Oh for god's sake, just ram her already.
ALRIGHT, Alright!

The meteor enters the atmosphere, ready to strike the target. It looks as if it is not going to hit...
...

However, it shifted above UserZero's head at literally the very last millisecond, (hopefully) deforming this invisible armour she apparently has. Also as soon as it teleported, two figures fly out of the meteor!

Hands off my prey!
Personally, I prefer the air.
Wait, who did we just quote?
A certain pheasant called Falco.
Cool. Let's save our realm.

The two figures, as it looks to be, are very unlike any being anyone has ever seen. And yet they are smart enough to shed Minecraft Avatars in favour of more rounded and/or jagged models.

One appears to be a bipedal black dragon in a tuxedo. The other, a blue-haired man with what looks like ice on top of his actual clothing. It also looks as though he has very dim stars for eyes...

Both attack UserZero with their most powerful weapon: A cutlass glazed in shadows and a wand that shoots flaming ice. After the attack, they land on the Neutral side with horrifyingly good stances, with their backs to each other.

So there's a server full of these guys, huh?
Apparently.
No matter who wins, the universes are doomed anyway.
Agreed. Don't worry, I have a plan to make sure it doesn't happen. Psstpspsspst...
...Ah, nice. We should enact that when we get the chance. Good idea.

DarkSide looks over at CrypticCataclysm.

I see you made it as well, my friend.

DarkSide begins bringing one of his planes in from another dimension. 1/5 =====

Justin begins summoning his pet Zephyr Fish, "Zappy", into this world. 1/7 =======

ALCHE-Oh, not implemented yet... dammit.

+1 to CrypticCataclysm

+1 to Re-...MegaMinEr. Guess I better get used to it.

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Quite a few of you know me from the DtG: Terraria thread. If I end up writing walls of text, sorry. That's just how I roll.

Personally, I like to organize things, but eh. Whatever works, I guess.

8/10 Starters 1 engie, uzi
8/10 Starters 2 engie, uzi

+2 engie

___

Goddamn it, Uzi, this obviously isn't going to work...

Mercury decides to forego the pokemon for now, and simply takes out a diamond sword, dons diamond armour, runs in front of the tuba, and intercepts the next attack.

I start rocking out on a bass guitar that I have and know how to play for no apparent reason. This should combat any low brass instrument induced mental breakdowns.

Kanohi Hau Nuva: 3/25

Skarmory: 3/25

Huh? Past me is charging something! 3/3 Past me has finished charging! Every now and then, he will attack, maybe once every two turns.

I start a new charge! Dring Duo 1/6
Lord Calzerb 6/25

I get back to normal. Past me attempts to slap Uzi with stake and rip her clothing in half. Meanwhile I sneak up on her and slash at her with pure fire.

Alright, I'm new here, but I'll try to make play well.

In the hills, two brave mages stand watching a bunch of chaos unfold. They really have no idea what is going on! But they know they need to kill something known as a "godmodder". They know this godmodder is super powerful, so when they see a being of extreme power (Zero), they decide this must be their target. The young lady in the blue cloak fires an Ice Bolt and the young man in the red cloak shoots a Firebolt, obviously underestimating their opponent. They are but simple mages, no Homestuck relations or time shenanigans (yet, at least).

Golem, how did you get that Infinity Sided Die…? Any way I could take it off your hands?

Hmm… Let me get something out I picked up in the past.
Ford takes a quartz statue out of his pocket. He places it on the ground, as Shenelsky dumps some of the corrosive liquid on it… Ford chants an incantation in a language long past, as the liquid forms a pentagram around it.
Lightning strikes the ground, and everything around sets aflame. The statue grows in size, and cracks. It shatters…
The corrosive pentagram dissipates, and the fire extinguishes…
The Pet Penguin has been summoned. 5 HP. Does nothing except sit there and be cute.

Hey, UserZero. It seems you know the fear of Richard… Why not give us yours?
Shenelsky creates replicas of everything in existence, to see which gives UserZero the worst reaction.

The stone the inscription is on cracks, weakened by imperfect containment.
The Inscription: 4/15

Artifacts of long past…
2/10 Memoric Book

Minecraft's dead? And it isn't my fault? ... Huh.

The L()rd looks at Richard, mutters cry baby under his breath, then proceeds to whack the Tuba with a saxophone.

What ab()ut me? H()w am I in the future?