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4/25 (Mobile Base)

4/25 (Project "Revelation")

I decide to summon a "Not a Popcorn Machine" so that i can eat "Not Popcorn".

Nimbleguy, why so scared after all my memories are heavly encrypted, Bill can't get to my mind.

This is regular Bill we are talking about not Shattered Bill.

Bill if your hearing this, I said nothing.

I fire a beam of magical energy at whichever Alpha Phantom is still standing.

Mythic: I'm afraid you'll have to disappear soon.

I then approach the Alchemiter.

Mythic: Let's see if I can figure out how to work this machine...

Basic Spellbook && Zoology Book = Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts 1/(Up to GM)

A book filled with instructions for how to summon and command a variety of monsters. You suspect this is severely embellished.

Heart Collector 4/10

Stray Summon 3/15

+1 for Twin

+1 for Talist

Dring Duo 3/6(+1 from support)

Lord Calzerb 7/25

Seeing as all my guns and swords don't work,

Gold + Stone + Wood + Iron + Diamond + Superisword Mould = Superisword [Level 4]

I accept the failiure of the attack, not making logic screwed up, but then a beam tries to hit me, I go ghost mode, and the laser hits Uzi.

Red chucks pokeballs at the Spambots/any other PZ entity besides Uzi.

=Turn One=

(6 / 20) A Construction

(9 / 10) Identity Crisis (+1 from Cobalt)

+1 to Jon

+1 to Cobalt

=Action=

I run over to the Veteran, wave, then offer a piece of candy corn, which contrary to popular belief, is not a plot device.

AC: "Hello old friend." I say with a slight smile.

AC: "It's nice to see someone from the Old War." I say, as I slowly walk off toward an Alpha Phantom...

I then...

IF ALPHA PHANTOM 2 IS ALIVE:

I snipe the Healing Seeweed if that's alive, so that it can't get the sweet heals. I then proceed to whip out a Candy Corn Rifle and fire a quick burst at the Alpha Phantom. As the Alpha Phantom takes light damage from the barrage, I step in, jab my ring of keys into its eyes, then switch it to a Tommy Gun while it's stuck deep inside it's eye. I then attempt to remove the gun, but it's deeply stuck! Then, fearing the worst, I call 911, summoning an ambulance to the field!

I then play innocent, pretending that I didn't shove the key/gun into its eye. The doctors take the injured phantom into the ambulance, and are forced to make a quick decision. They then decide that the best course of action would be to perform a quick surgery. And who would they put to the task you ask? Why, Nigel Burke of course!

He, and his hard-to-control hand end up shoving the gun deeper into his eye! As he attempts to grab some painkillers to dampen the pain, he accidentally activates the medical laser, sending a laser across the Phantom! Deep wounds and burns are created by the beam, causing Nigel to panic! He then quickly resorts to flailing a hammer around, smashing the laser out of the way! He then attempts to smash the gun out of the eye with the hammer, but he ends up nailing the gun deeper in!

Nigel, knowing it in his heart that he can't do this, calls in a close friend; the Medic from Team Fortress 2! Upon seeing the Phantom, he notices that he lacks a heart capable of Uber! To remedy this, he quickly pulls out his bonesaw, and rips his/her/it's ribcage open! He then quickly breaks a few ribs, and removes the heart quickly and swiftly! He then proceeds to pull an item out of his inventory; the container with the Uber Heart! He opens it up, and prepares to insert it...

...but as he brings the heart closer to the phantom, it explodes! The Medic quickly shoves the Phantom's old heart back into the host body, and closes up the ribcage! As the Medic prides himself for a job well(?) done, a Spy appears behind him, and kills him instantly! The Spy, mistaking the Phantom as an ally of the Medic, begins butter-knifing the poor phantom! He then scores six critical ambassador head-shots on the poor guy. As the Phantom is surely in it's death throes, I then run in with the Armistyx in Eyelander Scythe Mode, and taunt-kill the ambulance. It explodes in a blaze of glory, killing everyone inside and somehow not injuring me. I then loot my ring of keys from the carnage.

IF ALPHA PHANTOM 2 IS DEAD:

Then this somewhat gory attack will target the other Alpha Phantom!

I then: Old Armistyx && Candy Corn = ???

Bomber strolls up to the Alchemiter, itching to see what it can really do.

"How about we start with some basics. I feel my Bolter could use an upgrade. Good thing I brought two."

Bolter && Twin-Linking Kit = Twin-Linked Bolter 1/?

The Twin-Linked Bolter combines the functionality of two Boltguns into one, allowing more shots per turn overall.

While the Alchemiter does its thing, Bomber channels his energy once more. A small flash occurs and the three rings of spell runes appear around him once more. He scrolls along the top ring before finding a certain symbol that caught his eye. This one was an image of a small sphere with swirls of air flowing into it. He couldn't help but grin as he noticed there was a big sudsy (or was it Internet-restricting?) tank just asking to be destroyed from the inside-out. Bomber pressed the rune, his fingertips glowing a deep violet color afterward. The rings around him dissipate, fading embers being the only thing that remained of it for the time being. He began to wave his arms from side to side, his hand leaving inky trails behind them as they flowed through the air. Suddenly, Bomber thrust a clawed hand forward, firing a small dark sphere from his palm toward the SOAP(SOPA?)Tank. The incorporeal orb would pass through any solid object, including the SOAP(SOPA?)Tank. With impeccable timing, Bomber stopped the sphere as it passed right inside of the tank.

"Gravity holds things together, but it can also tear things apart."

Grinning wickedly, Bomber snapped his fingers. There was a horribly loud humming noise coming from within the tank as its frame began to shudder. The SOAP(SOPA?)Tank made a horrible rattling noise as it suddenly began to bulge inwards. The dark sphere had become a small gravity well, pulling things in a small area toward it. Since the SOAP(SOPA?)Tank was right on top of it, the forces of gravity acting upon it began to crush the vehicle, tearing it apart from within. There was a terribly loud groaning noise as steel and iron tore apart and collided as the tank collapsed in on itself. The gravity well also tore up some grass, dirt, and stone blocks near it, pulling them into its embrace. Eventually, the gravity well dissipated, (hopefully) leaving behind a pile of tank scrap and other rubble it managed to tear up.

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Doggy's Battery: 2/20 ====================

+1 Irecreeper, +1 Erelye

I glance at the Alpha Phantom which I did not accost last post (or alternatively the Beta Phantom if that is dead; if this is the case, replace every 'Alpha' in this post with 'Beta'), and proceed to smash it into the ground with the weight of my psionic mind, flashstepping around twenty meters before the being. Upon doing so, I draw a wand wrought of silverwood and capped with the finest voidmetal from my inventory, affixing a focus to the top. I grip the wand in my left hand, readying the other for what appears to be nothing. I mutter something under my breath, and flick the wand a second later. A massive pulsating orb of primal energies bursts from the focus, veering off in a random direction variating to an absurd level from the course I had desired. I sigh, and my open hand glows with psionic energy.

Instantaneously, the orb arcs back on track, slamming directly into the Phantom, and bursting into primal vis, searing into the Phantom and the area around it alike, a blind, uncaring chaos. I peer at the area through my Goggles of Revealing, scrutinizing it heavily. Unfortunately, I cannot seem to find what I am looking for. This is both a disappointment and a benefit. I flick my wrist, and another orb of primal vis bombards the Phantom, a burst of pure magic annihilating some portion of its form murderously and without hesitation. I utilize any shock or emotion from the Phantom's end to further my advantage, dragging the entity into the ground further. Yet again, nothing seems to have changed in the auric field from when I last generated a primal orb, despite the crater of moderate size around the Phantom.

I calmly fire another primal orb at the Phantom. The thing soars skyward, and then backward, following whatever absurd lack of logic commands it. The thing glows with a dull gray aura, and I force the thing back on course. In fact, I just telekinetically pummel the Phantom with the orb, carefully examining the process all the while. I am pleasantly surprised to find that oh wait it's a hungry node as well. I swiftly drop my wand into my inventory, and wave my left arm, glowing with a gray aura. The Phantom is dragged forwards, and left in suspended animation directly before the impact site of the final orb. This will be a challenge. The Phantom is being pulled back somewhat by a seemingly unknown force centered at the impact block.

I remove my goggles, and levitate some distance into the air to face the Phantom directly, flashing with an aura of gray and occasionally irrigo. My eyes turn a dark shade of teal, for whatever reason, and bolts of teal and gray electricity spark off of my sclera, flashing rapidly. I contain the power for as long as possible, soon shuddering with psychic strain. Within mere instants, my eyes erupt with twin optic blasts of the teal variety, streaking in the Phantom's direction at speeds by far exceeding that of sound. The optic blasts tear into the Phantom effortlessly, rending flesh, blood, or any other tissues, my mind solidifying this creature as well beforehand, if necessary.

Teal obscures the vision of any looking in my direction from within fifty meters. The blasts inexorably rend sizable holes in the Alpha Phantom. That is an understatement. Essentially, if this entity was in any way humanoid or of human size, it has likely been consumed by the blast in its entirety. As the energy discharges its force into the Phantom, I allow my mind to drift to places not altogether whole. While I may not possess the innate receptiveness to the Outer Gods of some amethyst mages, I can certainly utilize the forces of the Furthest Ring and the Void for my own purposes. Suddenly, hundreds of thousands of squamous, damp tentacles squeeze between the small gaps in this plane to meet our own, diving toward the Phantom unnaturally swiftly. The innumerable limbs of seemingly non-Euclidean construct in some areas are obscured by the intensity of my optic blasts, though not consumed. If all sound was not currently being obfuscated by a deafening blaze of psychic fury, one would hear the wet tearing of whatever it is Alpha Phantoms are composed of, and the occasional movement of a tentacle.

Of course, all of this has occurred with the span of twenty seconds. I let out a small, stifled scream as the psychic stress overcomes me, and I abruptly fall out of the sky, smashing into the ground twenty meters below. The optic blasts instantly cease, to reveal a hunk of something, completely obscured by the mass of tentacles tearing it apart fully. Lying upon the ground, I mutter something weakly, and make an occult gesture lost to the mists of time. Nothing seems to occur, but I know that within the practical cocoon of tentacles, the remnants of the Phantom are being spatially warped beyond belief as they are assaulted by an ungodly amount of curses and sorcery.

Slowly, the tentacles curl away, slipping back through their initial places of ingress, leaving a mass of mutilated matter of some description behind. It begins to sail to the ground, but is caught up by the Hungry Node, and consumed, leaving behind no remains in any way whatsoever. Adieu, Alpha Phantom. You will probably not be missed, despite your gruesome execution, due to the fact that you will likely be replaced almost immediately. I rise from my position on the ground just as the Hungry Node smooths out, and fades back into Nihil Parva, emitting a deafening crack and a whoorp noise. Evidently, I am not powerful enough to create nodes of any description. Whatever. I could probably get someone to do it for me.

I give a sideways glance to antimatterAugury afterward.

TA: I don't really think it is a good idea to make assumptions about who I am, ye of the positron. Or possibly antiproton. Antineutron? You seem more like the first, honestly.
TA: Given how cherubs tend to act, I expected the withdraw of aid. I wanted to see who would emerge. It would probably be unusually easy to drag you to the depths of unconsciousness to replace your sister, but your brain is just too fascinating! Haha.

Incidentally, Sigmatw, Shenelsky has a right to be scared. Your mind is not nearly as safe as you think it is.

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Void Aspected Silverwood Wand && Crystalline Auram Essentia (2/???)
Vial of Ink && Node in a Jar (2/???)

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(+1 to Twin; +1 to Bomber57)

Furtive Knowledge: 13/20 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Introduction Therapy: 15/25 (+1 from Bomber57) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Noticing the 2 summoning circles, i pomptly decide to ruin UserZero's by summoning a MK3 Adware-Spam Type-B12-bot to distract her

Hp: 100

Upon death, Mind control, or being shutdown, UserZero's summoning is disrupthed.

Takes 100.1 damage upon summon.

i then attack UserZero with Octaslash, using a... sword made of popcorn machines?

In the mean while, a bipedal sponge at the buttom of the sea walks by, accidentlly tripping whilst carrying a Legendary Recipe.

4/9 Factory(1+ from missed, 1+ from piono)

3/10 Spell book (missed 1+)

2+ to Richard's summoning

Allegiance Meter v.002

Alchemies

SCP-876 && Gold Banded Greatwood Wand = SCP-4822-DTG (2/?)

Iter Glass Phial && Right Femur = Bone of the Traveler (2/?)

Charges

Project M03-ぼくらの16bit戦争 bokura no 16bit warz (7/15) (+1 from Irecreeper)

Project M02-魔域傲世六階 móyù àoshì lìujiē (13/25)

+1 to TwinBuilder, +1 to Irecreeper

Action

I pull out an electromagnetic wave blaster and set it to Deadly Concentrated Blast of Gamma Rays. I then fire it at the Beta Phantom, irradiating it.

Beta Phantom 2: 4/10 (+2 from Fseftr)

+2 to Fseftr

Walker, unsure what to do, eventually has an idea. He heads over to Userzero.

"...UH... MISS USERZERO... I HATE TO BE A BOTHER, BUT... FOR SOME REASON, I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET MY FULL POWER LEVEL BACK. UH... IF YOU'RE ANY GOOD WITH MACHINES... THEN... COULD YOU HELP ME OUT WITH THIS? UH, PLEASE. IT'S EMBARRASSING, NOT BEING ABLE TO DO THINGS..."

Note that this is probably the first time he's spoken to someone in a way that doesn't involve many bold gorillas. Also, he's averting his eyes from her slightly.

Combine Task Force: 2/15

I shoot my Crusader's Crossbow at the Lesser Earth Elemental and follow up with a booster shot from the Quick-Fix. The Lesser Earth Elemental is healed for less than if it had been straight, but regenerates for the next 2 turns.

From the mass of chaos that propagates around me I can comprehend:
Natives call theirs "universe" server.
The Native is a Godmodder, godmodders are interesting.
This place must be some sort of time travellers general meeting.
Well this is nice but The Native is ignoring me for her fight with other natives

Actions:
I create 5 clones of me, they behave and look exactly like me but are made of shadows.
Teleporting the clones to UserZero.
A message is telepathically communicated to UserZero sarcastically "Do not ignore me Native, do not be rude".
The 5 clones attack UserZero, those who manage to make contact'll stick. (conctac [touch attack] = The target’s armor bonus, shield
bonus, and natural armor bonus [including any enhancement bonuses to those values] do not apply to AC against a touch attack.[just for clarification] )
Those who are stick will go under the skin and damage UserZero from the inside.

In the meanwhile I'm watching the scene from the distance, ready to cast my next spell.

1/2 Fireball (lv3 sorcerer/wizard spell)

That is not a clarification is the full name of the fireball.

lava bucket && pig head mounted on a spear 1/? (probably resulting in a pig spear that emits flaming flies)

2/20 2/20

i attack the beta phantom with a ton of salt. that works on ghosts, right?

15/15 Starters 1
15/15 Starters 2 engie

1/15 Starters 3 engie

0/15 Starters 4

+2 engie

TM25 AND Enchanted Bow = Daedalus Stormbow M 2/?

Full Restore AND Enchanted Bow = Crusader's Crossbow M 2/?

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Kanto Starters (One entity)
Special: Evolution (Start with stats of 12 post summon, increase to stats of 16 post summon after first update, and increase to stats of 20 post summon after second update.)

Johto Starters (Still one entity)

Special: Evolution (Start with stats of 12 post summon, increase to stats of 16 post summon after first update, and increase to stats of 20 post summon after second update.)

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Mercury commands the starters to attack the Earth Elemental, and also personally shoots a bow at it.

Small Base 9/15

+2 to Pit (Going to just use +2's from now on)

Alchemies:

Leather Braced Handle && Iron Hammer Head == Iron Forge Hammer 1/?(I can name these right?)

Orb of Fire && Orb of Light == Holy Flame 1/?

Slime Lore 5:

Great, the slime's about to die, time to finish this up

So the human (who is revealed to name himself "The Shredder") meets the warriors on the battlefield. He pulls out a bow that was guarded the green slimes. Knowing every green slime was probably destroyed, the Green slime leader runs at the shredder and is instantly shot down. The red slime leader tells Urthank to get a blade deep within there base while he holds him off. He grabs the blade and is met against the shredder who has shredded every last slime except him...

Urthank: 'You shall die today, for this blade shall be your doom'

The Shredder: 'Bold words for a slime...'

They begin the duel, the shredder attacks with a flurry of attacks but Urthank defends them, and when he finds a clear shot he takes it, wounding the Shredder

The Shredder: 'Great, I'm dead'

The slime is amazed when he appears across the field charging at him

The Shredder: 'Respawns are awesome arn't they?'

Urthank braces for another attack when he is summoned by me...

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Finally, the summon will strike fear into the eyes of.. oh wait, he's nearly dead already... BY ZERO

I finally use my slime, with it's anger stored up to launch an attack on Zero. I take out the slime and I approach Zero. I challenge her to a duel, take out my sword and fight against her. However, even though she's a better swordsman, I launch her with a solid punch making her land right into the path of a semi truck... Being piloted by the slime...

(Whoops :P)

I gather as many CALZONES as I can find, and proceed to add spices to them. I keep adding spices. They are now "EXTRA SPICE SPICEY CALZONES", which I throw at the Beta Phantom, and they spontaneously combust on impact!!

The Nearly Incomplete Certainly Extremely Memey with Extra Meme Explosives (Or NICEMEME, for short) 3/20

+1 to Bomber57 +1 to Twin

"Aw, come on, NOT BILL AGAIN!"

I flail about in a panic and whack Pro-Zero entities.

I BURN the SOAPTank, muhahahahahaha! BURN! BUUUUUUURN!

gorrilaing mangos: 10/10 (+2 from Irecreeper)

The Mango Monster has been summoned!

Mango Monster [AZ]: HP:50,000/50,000 Now, I can explain the health, as this entity only deals 1 damage, and heals one ally for around 6,000 health per turn.

I begin a new charge. Quote: 3/25 (+2 from TakenForGranted)

And an alchemy! Ale && Soda Popper = ??? (1/???)

+1 to Irecreeper, +1 to TakenForGranted

Sword 4/5.I throw the other piece of popcorn at userzero.

Alright Lets go! i am more [AZ] than [N]

I pull out my Rifle then i blast the Alpha Phantom with it. Eat gorilla stupid phantom

??? 1/50

Elite Swordmaster 1/30

+1 Twin +1 Talist

I like to use Boldy text for Summons and Attacks like this, I also use Bold and Courier New for Gorilla words like this. gorilla Not gorilla, (Because this is Basic) or gorilla. (Not using Courier New)

AA: The inner workings of A cherub's mind Are not something to tAke lightly.
AA: You should be more wAry before probing into things you don't understAnd.
AA: But the deed is done.
AA: And I myself must Admit to being intrigued by the workings of your own mind.
AA: But enough of thAt.
AA: Mercury.
AA: ThAt is whAt you cAll yourself, correct?
AA: We hAve some work to do.
AA: The golden one must not be Allowed to reAch YggdrAssil.
AA: If he does, All will be lost.
AA: We must pursue An entity AdvAntAge.

AA summons a Living Tuba to attack Richard! It has a mere 10,000 HP but is immune to all attacks by Richard or anything he summons!

Duality: 9/25.
Special Stardust Dragon Staff: 2/?.