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Having sensed a weakness, I lay out a trail of popcorn through a series of ever-deadlier popcorn-related deathtraps.
For reference, a theremin is a kind of instrument. Look it up.
Also:
dissapointed
"I'm very disappointed in you, UserZero...You can't even spell disappointed right!"
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Anyway, User charging stuff is a bad thing, I use chalk to mess up her summon should she be using a summoning circle by drawing a hopscotch grid in the middle of it, I als0 thr0w glitter int0 her eyes t0 blind her, if its another kind of summ0n
"Uh oh. Somewhere along the line of the SOAPTank being summoned, a rogue Typo (probably because a Spambot was distracting the First Guardian) turned it into the SOPATank! And it decided the earlier appearance of the Slightly Fatter Panda was a copyright infringement on Kung Fu Panda, so now it wants to shut down access to the server!"
The SOPATank turns Hostile, gains doubled stats, and begins attempting to shut down the server. Its ultimate objective is to reach Yggdrasil and use it to shut down the server somehow (one of the crew suggested that destroying Yggdrasil will destroy the server, and no one else has a better idea), so it will automatically push towards it 50 blocks every round until destroyed. Also, SOPA's anti-advertising provision removes all ads, so spambots and other advertising-based attacks automatically fail until it is destroyed. 50/50 on whether the failsafes stopping it from attacking me work (random.org each time it would interfere with me)
Meanwhile, I attempt to get Pricey to ally with me for some much-needed allies in my quest, then attack the more damaged Alpha Phantom by inventing a new trick with my endergy arm (which is still actually there, despite the lack of reason): I use it to make some TNT intangible, light it, phase my endergy arm inside the phantom with the TNT on the end of it, and then make it tangible and teleport away right before it explodes, tele-fragging the Phantom with explosives.
SOPATank [H]: 50000/50000 HP (takes 50% damage from entities)(automatically reduces distance to Yggdrasil by 50 blocks per turn)
Edit: No, editing after the fact does not stop the SOPATank from taking effect. You know you called it the SOPATank, you cannot just edit it back to the SOAPTank and claim nothing happened.
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Hmm… I see.
Shenelsky creates a golem from the vortex mixture to +1 K4yne and TheDrivingLlama. The golem then searches for these items: 1 Popcorn 2 Rocks 1 Sharp Rock 1 Demon Blood Shard 9 Iron 9 Copper 1 Raspberry Pi 43,046,721 Cobblestone 1 of any book 2 Empty Taglock Kits 1 Mirror 1 of any Gem Artifact 4 Walls 1 Infusion Matrix 1 Bottle of Ender Air
With some research, I might just be able to… It seems pretty obvious what is going to happen here.
Power emanates from inscribed text.
The Inscription: 7/15 (+1 from TheDrivingLlama and +1 from K4yne)
I smirk. "Fire? You think FIRE would harm a WATER god?"
I wave a hand, and the fires are extinguished by a sudden rain. I also encase a random Alpha Phantom in a sphere of pure void. Every time it tries to escape, the void will consume part of it. Sadly, I can only hold it together 1 turn.
5/25 Thunderstorm
6/25 Guardian King
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Please check out my PvP map based around explosions and fire, FireFight!
Sometimes, I wonder why they call mapmakers mapmakers and not cartographers.
I, having no knowledge of the future, join the Pro-Zero side.
I dash towards the Lesser Earth Emental at hypersonic speeds. I use my momentum to strike the Elemental with enough force to pierce through a titanium wall, shattering my arm. I dig my heels into the ground in an attempt to stop myself, but a stray foot trips me, sending me tumbling into a tree.
Whoops. Massive embarrassment. Didn't realize I had already posted twice.
IRL, I play the superior instrument (the trumpet). Therefore, I whack the Tuba with a trumpet.
Also,
Bemused, I ask,
"Was that supposed to be an insult of some sort?"
Shaking my head, I state,
"Listen. I have faced horrors with more power than you could ever imagine. I have been tortured, lost limbs, and suffered possession. I do not feel any need for your approval. Honestly, the fact that you are disappointed in me now is wonderful. It shows that I am still human when I cannot take along my weapons."
9/20 Maine Cannon (+1 from Piono)
7/25 Elizabeth
After about three months of waiting, a black shape begins to form. It looks like a goat with one head on each end of its body.
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
(...I'd rather not make everything be charge-based again. That'd be entirely uncreative to just have everything significant be due to charges. So, do you have any suggestions on how I could make a level-up system work?)
Yay! Walker managed to kill something!
...Not that this means anything yet because I haven't figured out how to get a leveling up system into the game yet.
"SON OF A GORILLA. THAT DIDN'T DO GORILLA TO REGAIN MY ABILITY TO DO FAR TOO MANY THINGS AT ONCE."
Alpha Phantom 3: 5/5
Beta Phantom 2: 1/10
+2 to Fseftr
Current entities and moves this turn:
Walker: After figuring out some ways to mix up the basic attacks, Slash the Lesser Earth Elemental and hope that an Alchemiter is discovered soon
Alpha Phantom 1: Anti-Auda the Virus
Alpha Phantom 2, if still alive: Attack the Seaweed and get some health back
Alpha Phantom 3: You just came onto the field, go recover from summoning sickness or something otherwise bad things might happen
Beta Phantom 1: Attack the Lesser Earth Elemental, I wanna see how much damage you can do
bit belated, but: Alchemy announcement time! You can now do alchemies! I've put the rules up on the front page, but as I've said, I know at least some of you will never look there, so I'm putting it here as well so you cannot possibly miss it.
0: Returning from DTG2 is the marvelous machine known as the Alchemiter! The Alchemiter is an incredible device that allows the combinatino of multiple items into a singular item, without consuming anything. It holds vast creative potential.
1: The Alchemiter works in two relatively simple ways at its basic form: && and ||. && Combines two items together into a new item (IE: Spoon && Fork = Spork) , while || Takes the form of the item on the LEFT side and gives it the functions of the item on the RIGHT side (IE: Broken Glass Bottle && Steel Sword = Broken Steel Bottle).
2: You can name and describe whatever goes into and out of the Alchemiter. If it's not obvious as to what it is or fall under a non-indicative name, it might help to do this for GM convenience. However, I am obligated to give you a name and description for whatever goes in if you don't give it one.
3: The Alchemtier works on a Level system. The bigger the level, the bigger the Alchemy, but it also takes more time to make a higher-level Alchemy. An Alchemie's creation time is it's level +1 (so a Level 5 alchemy would take 6 turns to make). Unlike regular Charges, the creation of Alchemy CANNOT be boosted by assists or otherwise sped up. In addition, if an Alchemy goes over the Level cap, it can't be made. You CANNOT determine an Alchemy's level, that is strictly the GM's business. The Alchemiter's base level cap is 5[/b].
4: The Alchemiter can be upgraded with player made modules, allowing for even more complicated Alchemies. In addition, you can upgrade the Level of the Alchemy, but you can't use Charges for that; every-so-often you will find a rare Alchemiter upgrade. They're usually hoarded by powerful beasts for whatever reason, so look for those.
5: Alchemies are fairly powerful. Each one comes with a damage bonus: +200 damage per attack per level of the Alchemy.
6: You can have two Alchemies going at the same time as two Charges. However, as described above, Alchemies cannot gain assists and must be done one post at a time.
7: I will keep a list of Alchemies available, but it should be practical to say that you should also keep a list for your own purposes. Not a hard rule, but it would be preferable to you and I.
8: You can raise the level of an Alchemy outside of the Alchemiter with charging, but you can't funnel more than 50 points of Charge into it, and the Level will NEVER breach Level 25, the maximum.
9: In case you have Alchemies from previous games: No, they are not valid. At BEST they are random pieces of flavor text that I won't heed for damage bonuses. If you want the damage bonus from an Alchemy, you have to make it yourself, in this game.
10: You can use Charges to summon Alchemies as well. Granted, because they can be assisted, a 5-post charge might not generate a level 5 Alchemy.
11: A note. The Alchemiter is a great, fantastic machine and can be used to create devastating weapons, but it is limited in scope. It ultimately cannot create anything NEW; what it can create are effectively copies of things already in existence (or things just coded into the code-based reality that is Minecraft), and while this is a surprisingly vast array of objects, there are items that the Alchemiter simply cannot make even if it would be within reason. In addition, the Alchemiter, many times, cannot create a weapon at full power. How much power an Alchemized copy has to its original varies wildly; some artifacts might be completely equivalent, but others might merely be shadows of their real selves. Mostly irrelevant for Gameplay reasons, but you might want to take this idea and run with it a little for story purposes or something.
SCP-876 && Gold Banded Greatwood Wand = SCP-4822-DTG - Wands of the Element-Bender (1/?)
Iter Glass Phial1 && Right Femur = Bone of the Traveler (1/?)
1Iter Glass Phial: A glass phial containing eight Iter essentia. Iter is the aspect of "travel, journey".
Charges
Project M03-ぼくらの16bit戦争 bokura no 16bit warz (5/15) (+1 from TwinBuilder, Irecreeper)
Project M02-魔域傲世六階 móyù àoshì lìujiē (12/25)
+1 to TwinBuilder, +1 to Irecreeper
Entity Command
Virus.DOS.SSR-II will attack the Lesser Earth Elemental in REVENGE! If the Lesser Earth Elemental is dead, it will instead attack the Beta Phantom; if that is dead, it will attack the Alpha Phantom; if that is dead, then it will attack the SOAPTank/SOPATank.
Action
I grab a massive plutonium launcher and launch rocks of plutonium at the Beta Phantom.
Golem: You can't actually prove my intent with a single data point, but I'll let that slide since I don't care enough to keep arguing the point.
Golem: Let's try something else.
I pull out a can, and hit UserZero in the face with it. I then throw another can at the Beta Phantom. The can I threw at the Beta Phantom is made of pure distilled Magic Cueball. The can I threw at UserZero is just a normal can. I then notice sigmatw both attempting to summon Bill and failing horribly at it.
Golem: No. Hell no. Hell GORILLAing no, you're not summoning him.
I proceed to clap my hands lightly, and put out all the candles used in the summoning circle.
Golem: Also you didn't even get the second part right. It's "Message Backwards" backwards. Seriously, do your research.
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I stare a random Alpha Phantom, searching the depths of my inventory for something of value for aggrievement. That might actually work. Hah. As such, I proceed to draw a singular card from my inventory, the Ace of Spades. I shake it somewhat, and suddenly I am holding a cast iron horse hitcher in my hands. I wave the hitcher in a manner akin to a stave, and an aura of shadow magic surrounds the thing. I direct the head of the thing to face the Alpha Phantom, accruing energy.
Within instants, the horse hitcher's iron eyes are glimmering with a deep purple. I proceed to slam the hitcher's bottom into the ground, before directing it at the Phantom, raising it once more. Plumes of shadow magic erupt from the top of the hitcher, forming a blast of shadowy flames, all directed toward the Alpha Phantom. I quickly divert the essence pervading the actual plane of the server itself, instead forcing the stuff to imbed itself in the Phantom. With precise, calculated movements, the shadows burst out of points in the Phantom, once more set to the air. This time, however, the sorceries seem to have an actual effect on the general atmosphere. The air chills around the Phantom and I, some temperature below what could ordinarily be determined as the freezing point. The writhing flame-appearing objects of pure shadow begin to flail madly, dealing as much structural damage to the Alpha Phantom as possible, tearing holes and instilling bodily chaos where possible. With a thought, tendrils of the shadow-resembling-flame leap up, and restrain the thing.
Satisfied somewhat with my work, I stride over to the Phantom, forcibly giving the thing temporary physicality with my mind, if need be. I raise the horse hitcher, and bash the Phantom in the most painful place possible, or the most efficient place, if the creature cannot actually perceive pain. The esoteric shadow magic of the hitcher digs into the Phantom, far more effective than the physical blow could ever dream to be. Arcane forces gather around the impact point, an extent of my will. This will be rather simple. The Phantom is darkened, its form slightly fading. It seems almost as if this force were removing it from reality. One believing that would be mainly correct. With another calculated strike of the hitcher, the Phantom is afflicted once more by the immense dangers of the sorcerous darkness, the magic itself corroding the place of impact upon the Phantom. With a repeated flick of my wrist, I spin the hitcher around in my hand multiple times, before striking the Phantom once more. I shift the hitcher somewhat, and it suddenly disappears. I place the Ace of Spades back in my deck, instead opting for the Eight of Spades, and the Ace of Diamonds.
I immediately transform the Ace of Diamonds into its innocuous double, the Ultra-Violence Cuestick. This will certainly work as a channel for the arcane better than a cast iron horse hitcher. Hah. With a wave of the cuestick, a blast of pure energy tears through the air, piercing the Phantom in its stomach/stomach analogue. Upon contact, the burst is transformed into a large amount of impure rust, hopefully weighing the now-certainly-physical creature down. I twist the Cuestick somewhat, waves of octarine serving only to further denote my mastery over the recondite.
A bolt of octarine erupts from the tip of the Ultra-Violence Cuestick, shockwaves emanating from the fabric of reality itself as I use the very gravitation of the server to tear the Alpha Phantom apart. Knowing that it would not proceed fully without incurring actual death, something I cannot yet manage, I promptly lessen the telekinetic strain to something manageable without thought, yet still excessively painful and inconvenient for the target. The bolt of octarine streaks through space, pummeling the Phantom, and fully severing the formerly-restraining tendrils of shadow from the ground. The second the bolt strikes, a blinding flash of octarine pulses throughout the area. I separate the bolt into strands of almost electric sorcery, squinting somewhat from the flash as the bolts of octarine leap across the Phantom's form. Mysterious energies surge about within the Phantom, rendering it completely immobile.
Upon noting the Phantom's paralysis, I release a flurry of octarine blasts, each catching the Phantom with unnerving precision. The resulting explosions drag pure vis out of the aura, and use it to further damage the Phantom. With an off-handed gesticulation, a block of dirt is disconnected from the ground, and floats over to the phantom, via the medium of psychics. The cube of dirt and grass rests atop the immobile Phantom, before it merely liquifies. With a mere twitch from the Ultra-Violence Cuestick, vast amounts of purification ordinarily seen in Vis Filters wrought of silverwood treat the goo, and it transforms into liquid essentia.
As you very well know, liquid essentia and open air do not typically mix.
The Terra essentia hisses and froths, irreparably damaging whatever external surface of the solid phantom exists. Within moments, the arcane fluid has fused with the aforementioned surface, still hissing. I back off, running around twenty meters away, and donning Goggles of Revealing. The essentia, by this point, is literally part of the Alpha Phantom at this point, the fusion of the liquid and the external bodily layer having occurred without a hitch. While this is already painful, it should also be of note that the essentia, despite being mere drab and unassuming Terra, has literally dissolved and melted the external layer of existential matter beneath it away, slowly and painfully. If the Phantom can scream, it is certainly doing that now. Then, there is a violent, shaking explosion. With my goggles, I can fully see the vis and essentia emanations, ingraining them in my mind for later use. When the smoke and vacillating primal colors fade away, the Phantom is still living by a thread. I saunter over to the thing, carefully stepping over the newly-formed deposits of crystalline Herba and Terra essentia I meet in the small crater. I raise the Ultra-Violence Cuestick toward the creature somewhat.
I proceed to decapitate whatever semblance of a head or top section of a body the thing had left with a double-edged sword. The thing, of which I am nearly certain is dead, collapses to the ground regardless, my hold on its physicality dissolving, and with it, its actual physical state. Of course, I had quickly slipped the Ace of Diamonds back into my deck, and utilized the Eight of Spades (the double-edged sword) to decapitate it, all within the space of a second. Hah. I place the Eight of Spades back in my deck.
Alchemization time, I suppose. The nostalgia is wondrous. As was usual in DTG2, just ask if you don't know what I'm talking about here, and I'll give you a wordy explanation of what each item is.
I try to figure out how the Alchemiter went back in time, then give up that line of thought. I then attempt to see what happens if I alchemize Richard with a Tuba (does he commit suicide or not?) using the Preview-Matic I pulled out of nowhere (also, I forget to take it back when done with it and leave it attached to the Alchemiter so everyone can use it). I then test the result by pulling out a Tuba and smashing Richard over the head with it until Richard merges with the Tuba (Curse of Repetitiveness does not apply, because if it did UserZero's use of the Tuba here would have made every other attack on the godmodder using a Tuba (the first attack in DTG1, and more importantly the fourth Trial where Psi-Scratch trapped him in a Tuba) invalid, and we know that since those attacks worked that tubas are somehow able to bypass the curse of repetititiveness). Also, I +2 Pricey if he starts any charges yet.
UserZero's attack pummels atomicAmiable until she falls to the ground, unconscious and bleeding slightly. Luckily, it's only an avatar.
Meanwhile, in another universe at a circumstantially simultaneous point of reference, an eldritch wave of power subdues the person manipulating the avatar and forces her into the throes of unconsciousness. And back on Minecraftia, the prone atomicAmiable's spiral cheeks flicker from white to black.
antimatterAugury has joined the server.
AA: Hmmm. AA: It seems someone in this reAlity wAs so kind As to Wake me up.
AA: Excellent.
AA: My meddling sister will no longer get in the wAy.
AA: Elf, Although I do know it wAs you who did the tAsk of AwAking me...
AA: I'm AfrAid the Aid you enjoyed under my sister is no more.
AA: No, I hAve other objectives.
AA: UserZero.
AA: I work for the good of All things I cAre About.
AA: I will let nothing stAnd in my wAy.
AA: So I Am here to help you.
AA: We Are going to kill a tubA boy.
antimatterAugury has joined the PZs. He immediately holds out his hand and summons a fortune teller who claims they can predict one's future. Richard is intrigued if he will ever beat UserZero and sits down for an extensive talk with the fortune teller, only to realize that the fortune teller's tent is sealed off by eight-mile-thick bedrock barriers in all directions (including vertically), a passive field that negates teleportation, flashstepping, any transport abilities, and also disables godmodding benefits, unbreakable turrets filled with anti-Gamma Godmodder missiles, and also apparently the fortune teller breathes poison for some reason. Richard briefly wonders how all this randomly materialized around him before realizing that it was probably conjured by AA and reasons that he can just as easily un-conjure it if he simply stays out of the way of the anti-godmod field. He searches the tent for one spot where the field is weaker until finally he finds a corner where he should be able to do it. The fortune-teller's poison is growing closer and crowding him in, but eventually, he manages to completely erase the tent of horrors from existence.
That's the part when he realizes that the tent had also been teleported into the middle of the Void in the process. The Inter-Universal Void, not the one between the Overworld and Nether. He promptly chokes to death.
Duality: 8/25.
Alchemizing Stardust Dragon Staff && Special Stardust. Result: Special Stardust Dragon Staff (1/?).
Description: A staff that summons dragons infused with Special Stardust, the magical material that is part of a healthy breakfast. Clearly something went very wrong at the lab.
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Sigmatw you fool! You've doomed us all!
ohnonononononononotbill
Does anyone here have any unicorn hair? Most likely not…
Well, now that we have the alchemiter, I may just be able to make this, 9 Iron && 9 Copper = 18 Ferropper Ingots 1/? Gem Artifact && Mirror = Bane of Lapis 1/? Shenelsky discards the first 3 walls, and carves two symbols into the rocks with the sharp rock. The runes are the same as the ones in his hands. He also takes a taglock of Richard and another as UserZero
Glowing text.
The Inscription: 8/15
BILLBILLBILLBILLBILLCYETHETRIANGLEGUY
4/10 Memoric Book
Inventory: 1 Popcorn 2 Rune Rocks 1 Demon Blood Shard 1 Raspberry Pi 43,046,721 Cobblestone 1 of any book 1 UserZero taglock 1 Richard taglock 4th Wall 1 Infusion Matrix 1 Bottle of Ender Air
Having sensed a weakness, I lay out a trail of popcorn through a series of ever-deadlier popcorn-related deathtraps.
For reference, a theremin is a kind of instrument. Look it up.
Also:
"I'm very disappointed in you, UserZero...You can't even spell disappointed right!"
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Wow I've fallen behind, eugh, life
Anyway, User charging stuff is a bad thing, I use chalk to mess up her summon should she be using a summoning circle by drawing a hopscotch grid in the middle of it, I als0 thr0w glitter int0 her eyes t0 blind her, if its another kind of summ0n
JOHN CENA (4/10) +1 from Jondanger
+1 to Piono and +1 to Megaminer
7/10 EXOS Arrival
"Uh oh. Somewhere along the line of the SOAPTank being summoned, a rogue Typo (probably because a Spambot was distracting the First Guardian) turned it into the SOPATank! And it decided the earlier appearance of the Slightly Fatter Panda was a copyright infringement on Kung Fu Panda, so now it wants to shut down access to the server!"
The SOPATank turns Hostile, gains doubled stats, and begins attempting to shut down the server. Its ultimate objective is to reach Yggdrasil and use it to shut down the server somehow (one of the crew suggested that destroying Yggdrasil will destroy the server, and no one else has a better idea), so it will automatically push towards it 50 blocks every round until destroyed. Also, SOPA's anti-advertising provision removes all ads, so spambots and other advertising-based attacks automatically fail until it is destroyed. 50/50 on whether the failsafes stopping it from attacking me work (random.org each time it would interfere with me)
Meanwhile, I attempt to get Pricey to ally with me for some much-needed allies in my quest, then attack the more damaged Alpha Phantom by inventing a new trick with my endergy arm (which is still actually there, despite the lack of reason): I use it to make some TNT intangible, light it, phase my endergy arm inside the phantom with the TNT on the end of it, and then make it tangible and teleport away right before it explodes, tele-fragging the Phantom with explosives.
SOPATank [H]: 50000/50000 HP (takes 50% damage from entities)(automatically reduces distance to Yggdrasil by 50 blocks per turn)
Edit: No, editing after the fact does not stop the SOPATank from taking effect. You know you called it the SOPATank, you cannot just edit it back to the SOAPTank and claim nothing happened.
Hmm… I see.
Shenelsky creates a golem from the vortex mixture to +1 K4yne and TheDrivingLlama. The golem then searches for these items:
1 Popcorn
2 Rocks
1 Sharp Rock
1 Demon Blood Shard
9 Iron
9 Copper
1 Raspberry Pi
43,046,721 Cobblestone
1 of any book
2 Empty Taglock Kits
1 Mirror
1 of any Gem Artifact
4 Walls
1 Infusion Matrix
1 Bottle of Ender Air
With some research, I might just be able to…
It seems pretty obvious what is going to happen here.
Power emanates from inscribed text.
The Inscription: 7/15 (+1 from TheDrivingLlama and +1 from K4yne)
Regretful pasts…
3/10 Memoric Book
I smirk. "Fire? You think FIRE would harm a WATER god?"
I wave a hand, and the fires are extinguished by a sudden rain. I also encase a random Alpha Phantom in a sphere of pure void. Every time it tries to escape, the void will consume part of it. Sadly, I can only hold it together 1 turn.
5/25 Thunderstorm
6/25 Guardian King
Please check out my PvP map based around explosions and fire, FireFight!
Sometimes, I wonder why they call mapmakers mapmakers and not cartographers.
Dragons n' Stuff
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I, having no knowledge of the future, join the Pro-Zero side.
I dash towards the Lesser Earth Emental at hypersonic speeds. I use my momentum to strike the Elemental with enough force to pierce through a titanium wall, shattering my arm. I dig my heels into the ground in an attempt to stop myself, but a stray foot trips me, sending me tumbling into a tree.
He scream
Whoops. Massive embarrassment. Didn't realize I had already posted twice.
IRL, I play the superior instrument (the trumpet). Therefore, I whack the Tuba with a trumpet.
Also,
Bemused, I ask,
"Was that supposed to be an insult of some sort?"Shaking my head, I state,
"Listen. I have faced horrors with more power than you could ever imagine. I have been tortured, lost limbs, and suffered possession. I do not feel any need for your approval. Honestly, the fact that you are disappointed in me now is wonderful. It shows that I am still human when I cannot take along my weapons."9/20 Maine Cannon (+1 from Piono)
7/25 Elizabeth
After about three months of waiting, a black shape begins to form. It looks like a goat with one head on each end of its body.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
(...I'd rather not make everything be charge-based again. That'd be entirely uncreative to just have everything significant be due to charges. So, do you have any suggestions on how I could make a level-up system work?)
Yay! Walker managed to kill something!
...Not that this means anything yet because I haven't figured out how to get a leveling up system into the game yet.
"SON OF A GORILLA. THAT DIDN'T DO GORILLA TO REGAIN MY ABILITY TO DO FAR TOO MANY THINGS AT ONCE."
Alpha Phantom 3: 5/5
Beta Phantom 2: 1/10
+2 to Fseftr
Current entities and moves this turn:
Walker: After figuring out some ways to mix up the basic attacks, Slash the Lesser Earth Elemental and hope that an Alchemiter is discovered soon
Alpha Phantom 1: Anti-Auda the Virus
Alpha Phantom 2, if still alive: Attack the Seaweed and get some health back
Alpha Phantom 3: You just came onto the field, go recover from summoning sickness or something otherwise bad things might happen
Beta Phantom 1: Attack the Lesser Earth Elemental, I wanna see how much damage you can do
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
bit belated, but: Alchemy announcement time! You can now do alchemies! I've put the rules up on the front page, but as I've said, I know at least some of you will never look there, so I'm putting it here as well so you cannot possibly miss it.
Welp, i'm not summoning a tuba god, so i may as well do this ...
Summon Bill Cipher
Time to do da chant.
Triangulum, entangulum. meteforis dominus ventium. meteforis venetisarium!
Asetnoheptus Asetnoheptus Asetnoheptus Asetnoheptus Asetnoheptus
Hello Bill, lets watch ...
I brought chezz popcorn!
I set a comfy chair somewhere safe and sit in it and began to eat popcorn while watching the battle.
I also decide to combine a Pipebomb with a Assault Rifle.
3/25 (Mobile Base)
3/25 (Project "Revelation")
Briefcase! You might need to Summon something!
Why?
Just Do It!
Uh...How do I summon?
*facepalm* Here.
I Give Briefcase A BLACK GEM.
What's this for?
That Gem contains powers. You can use it to summon an entity from your imagination, or just from another franchise.
Ok then.
I Use the power of the BLACK GEM to activate a summoning circle.
Current Charges:
Summoning Entity: 1/35
ubiquitousUnknown Oversees the summoning.
They're already summoning? heh. Let me counter that...
Counter: 1/50
I'll be making my great escape now!
every self-respecting video game needs a very easy level of simon says: 3/25 and 3/25 (thanks again proof)
great, richard's getting himself kicked but i can't risk screwing of the timeline. now what?
well, i still have charges on right now in case i need them, so i guess i'm gonna have to summon those in anonymity.
i don't want to give both of them a clear cut advantage either
this is complicated
I take one piece of popcorn and store it well out of UserZeros' sight. I take another and lob it in her face
Sword 3/5.
Come to kspcity! Transportation
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/tra
Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind
Allegiance Meter v.002
Alchemies
SCP-876 && Gold Banded Greatwood Wand = SCP-4822-DTG - Wands of the Element-Bender (1/?)
Iter Glass Phial1 && Right Femur = Bone of the Traveler (1/?)
1Iter Glass Phial: A glass phial containing eight Iter essentia. Iter is the aspect of "travel, journey".
Charges
Project M03-ぼくらの16bit戦争 bokura no 16bit warz (5/15) (+1 from TwinBuilder, Irecreeper)
Project M02-魔域傲世六階 móyù àoshì lìujiē (12/25)
+1 to TwinBuilder, +1 to Irecreeper
Entity Command
Virus.DOS.SSR-II will attack the Lesser Earth Elemental in REVENGE! If the Lesser Earth Elemental is dead, it will instead attack the Beta Phantom; if that is dead, it will attack the Alpha Phantom; if that is dead, then it will attack the SOAPTank/SOPATank.
Action
I grab a massive plutonium launcher and launch rocks of plutonium at the Beta Phantom.
7/25 Terrible Tastes
1/50 The Myth, The Legend, The Misspelling
Gluegun && Sburb Logo || Rifle = Homestuck 1/3
(Ubersaw && Picture of User0's Minecraft Skin) || Axe = ?? 1/?
+2 Erelye
Golem: You can't actually prove my intent with a single data point, but I'll let that slide since I don't care enough to keep arguing the point.
Golem: Let's try something else.
I pull out a can, and hit UserZero in the face with it. I then throw another can at the Beta Phantom. The can I threw at the Beta Phantom is made of pure distilled Magic Cueball. The can I threw at UserZero is just a normal can. I then notice sigmatw both attempting to summon Bill and failing horribly at it.
Golem: No. Hell no. Hell GORILLAing no, you're not summoning him.
I proceed to clap my hands lightly, and put out all the candles used in the summoning circle.
Golem: Also you didn't even get the second part right. It's "Message Backwards" backwards. Seriously, do your research.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
I stare a random Alpha Phantom, searching the depths of my inventory for something of value for aggrievement. That might actually work. Hah. As such, I proceed to draw a singular card from my inventory, the Ace of Spades. I shake it somewhat, and suddenly I am holding a cast iron horse hitcher in my hands. I wave the hitcher in a manner akin to a stave, and an aura of shadow magic surrounds the thing. I direct the head of the thing to face the Alpha Phantom, accruing energy.
Within instants, the horse hitcher's iron eyes are glimmering with a deep purple. I proceed to slam the hitcher's bottom into the ground, before directing it at the Phantom, raising it once more. Plumes of shadow magic erupt from the top of the hitcher, forming a blast of shadowy flames, all directed toward the Alpha Phantom. I quickly divert the essence pervading the actual plane of the server itself, instead forcing the stuff to imbed itself in the Phantom. With precise, calculated movements, the shadows burst out of points in the Phantom, once more set to the air. This time, however, the sorceries seem to have an actual effect on the general atmosphere. The air chills around the Phantom and I, some temperature below what could ordinarily be determined as the freezing point. The writhing flame-appearing objects of pure shadow begin to flail madly, dealing as much structural damage to the Alpha Phantom as possible, tearing holes and instilling bodily chaos where possible. With a thought, tendrils of the shadow-resembling-flame leap up, and restrain the thing.
Satisfied somewhat with my work, I stride over to the Phantom, forcibly giving the thing temporary physicality with my mind, if need be. I raise the horse hitcher, and bash the Phantom in the most painful place possible, or the most efficient place, if the creature cannot actually perceive pain. The esoteric shadow magic of the hitcher digs into the Phantom, far more effective than the physical blow could ever dream to be. Arcane forces gather around the impact point, an extent of my will. This will be rather simple. The Phantom is darkened, its form slightly fading. It seems almost as if this force were removing it from reality. One believing that would be mainly correct. With another calculated strike of the hitcher, the Phantom is afflicted once more by the immense dangers of the sorcerous darkness, the magic itself corroding the place of impact upon the Phantom. With a repeated flick of my wrist, I spin the hitcher around in my hand multiple times, before striking the Phantom once more. I shift the hitcher somewhat, and it suddenly disappears. I place the Ace of Spades back in my deck, instead opting for the Eight of Spades, and the Ace of Diamonds.
I immediately transform the Ace of Diamonds into its innocuous double, the Ultra-Violence Cuestick. This will certainly work as a channel for the arcane better than a cast iron horse hitcher. Hah. With a wave of the cuestick, a blast of pure energy tears through the air, piercing the Phantom in its stomach/stomach analogue. Upon contact, the burst is transformed into a large amount of impure rust, hopefully weighing the now-certainly-physical creature down. I twist the Cuestick somewhat, waves of octarine serving only to further denote my mastery over the recondite.
A bolt of octarine erupts from the tip of the Ultra-Violence Cuestick, shockwaves emanating from the fabric of reality itself as I use the very gravitation of the server to tear the Alpha Phantom apart. Knowing that it would not proceed fully without incurring actual death, something I cannot yet manage, I promptly lessen the telekinetic strain to something manageable without thought, yet still excessively painful and inconvenient for the target. The bolt of octarine streaks through space, pummeling the Phantom, and fully severing the formerly-restraining tendrils of shadow from the ground. The second the bolt strikes, a blinding flash of octarine pulses throughout the area. I separate the bolt into strands of almost electric sorcery, squinting somewhat from the flash as the bolts of octarine leap across the Phantom's form. Mysterious energies surge about within the Phantom, rendering it completely immobile.
Upon noting the Phantom's paralysis, I release a flurry of octarine blasts, each catching the Phantom with unnerving precision. The resulting explosions drag pure vis out of the aura, and use it to further damage the Phantom. With an off-handed gesticulation, a block of dirt is disconnected from the ground, and floats over to the phantom, via the medium of psychics. The cube of dirt and grass rests atop the immobile Phantom, before it merely liquifies. With a mere twitch from the Ultra-Violence Cuestick, vast amounts of purification ordinarily seen in Vis Filters wrought of silverwood treat the goo, and it transforms into liquid essentia.
As you very well know, liquid essentia and open air do not typically mix.
The Terra essentia hisses and froths, irreparably damaging whatever external surface of the solid phantom exists. Within moments, the arcane fluid has fused with the aforementioned surface, still hissing. I back off, running around twenty meters away, and donning Goggles of Revealing. The essentia, by this point, is literally part of the Alpha Phantom at this point, the fusion of the liquid and the external bodily layer having occurred without a hitch. While this is already painful, it should also be of note that the essentia, despite being mere drab and unassuming Terra, has literally dissolved and melted the external layer of existential matter beneath it away, slowly and painfully. If the Phantom can scream, it is certainly doing that now. Then, there is a violent, shaking explosion. With my goggles, I can fully see the vis and essentia emanations, ingraining them in my mind for later use. When the smoke and vacillating primal colors fade away, the Phantom is still living by a thread. I saunter over to the thing, carefully stepping over the newly-formed deposits of crystalline Herba and Terra essentia I meet in the small crater. I raise the Ultra-Violence Cuestick toward the creature somewhat.
I proceed to decapitate whatever semblance of a head or top section of a body the thing had left with a double-edged sword. The thing, of which I am nearly certain is dead, collapses to the ground regardless, my hold on its physicality dissolving, and with it, its actual physical state. Of course, I had quickly slipped the Ace of Diamonds back into my deck, and utilized the Eight of Spades (the double-edged sword) to decapitate it, all within the space of a second. Hah. I place the Eight of Spades back in my deck.
Alchemization time, I suppose. The nostalgia is wondrous. As was usual in DTG2, just ask if you don't know what I'm talking about here, and I'll give you a wordy explanation of what each item is.
Void Aspected Silverwood Wand && Crystalline Auram Essentia (1/???)
Vial of Ink && Node in a Jar (1/???)
(+1 to Twin; +1 to Generic)
Furtive Knowledge: 12/20 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Introduction Therapy: 13/25 (+1 from Bomber57, +2 from Richard and Generic) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
8/10 EXOS Arrival
I try to figure out how the Alchemiter went back in time, then give up that line of thought. I then attempt to see what happens if I alchemize Richard with a Tuba (does he commit suicide or not?) using the Preview-Matic I pulled out of nowhere (also, I forget to take it back when done with it and leave it attached to the Alchemiter so everyone can use it). I then test the result by pulling out a Tuba and smashing Richard over the head with it until Richard merges with the Tuba (Curse of Repetitiveness does not apply, because if it did UserZero's use of the Tuba here would have made every other attack on the godmodder using a Tuba (the first attack in DTG1, and more importantly the fourth Trial where Psi-Scratch trapped him in a Tuba) invalid, and we know that since those attacks worked that tubas are somehow able to bypass the curse of repetititiveness). Also, I +2 Pricey if he starts any charges yet.
14/15 Starters 1 engie x3, modpack
13/15 Starters 2 engie x3
+2 engie
TM25 AND Enchanted Bow = Daedalus Stormbow M 1/?
Full Restore AND Enchanted Bow = Crusader's Crossbow M /?
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I intend for you to win, so does my reasoning really matter? Our interests here are aligned.
Mercury sighs, sends out a Kingdra, and has it use Hydro Pump on the earth elemental. It's super effective!
Meanwhile, in another universe at a circumstantially simultaneous point of reference, an eldritch wave of power subdues the person manipulating the avatar and forces her into the throes of unconsciousness. And back on Minecraftia, the prone atomicAmiable's spiral cheeks flicker from white to black.
antimatterAugury has joined the server.
AA: Hmmm.
AA: It seems someone in this reAlity wAs so kind As to Wake me up.
AA: Excellent.
AA: My meddling sister will no longer get in the wAy.
AA: Elf, Although I do know it wAs you who did the tAsk of AwAking me...
AA: I'm AfrAid the Aid you enjoyed under my sister is no more.
AA: No, I hAve other objectives.
AA: UserZero.
AA: I work for the good of All things I cAre About.
AA: I will let nothing stAnd in my wAy.
AA: So I Am here to help you.
AA: We Are going to kill a tubA boy.
antimatterAugury has joined the PZs. He immediately holds out his hand and summons a fortune teller who claims they can predict one's future. Richard is intrigued if he will ever beat UserZero and sits down for an extensive talk with the fortune teller, only to realize that the fortune teller's tent is sealed off by eight-mile-thick bedrock barriers in all directions (including vertically), a passive field that negates teleportation, flashstepping, any transport abilities, and also disables godmodding benefits, unbreakable turrets filled with anti-Gamma Godmodder missiles, and also apparently the fortune teller breathes poison for some reason. Richard briefly wonders how all this randomly materialized around him before realizing that it was probably conjured by AA and reasons that he can just as easily un-conjure it if he simply stays out of the way of the anti-godmod field. He searches the tent for one spot where the field is weaker until finally he finds a corner where he should be able to do it. The fortune-teller's poison is growing closer and crowding him in, but eventually, he manages to completely erase the tent of horrors from existence.
That's the part when he realizes that the tent had also been teleported into the middle of the Void in the process. The Inter-Universal Void, not the one between the Overworld and Nether. He promptly chokes to death.
Duality: 8/25.
Alchemizing Stardust Dragon Staff && Special Stardust. Result: Special Stardust Dragon Staff (1/?).
Description: A staff that summons dragons infused with Special Stardust, the magical material that is part of a healthy breakfast. Clearly something went very wrong at the lab.
Oh no
Sigmatw you fool! You've doomed us all!
ohnonononononononotbill
Does anyone here have any unicorn hair? Most likely not…
Well, now that we have the alchemiter, I may just be able to make this,
9 Iron && 9 Copper = 18 Ferropper Ingots 1/?
Gem Artifact && Mirror = Bane of Lapis 1/?
Shenelsky discards the first 3 walls, and carves two symbols into the rocks with the sharp rock. The runes are the same as the ones in his hands. He also takes a taglock of Richard and another as UserZero
Glowing text.
The Inscription: 8/15
BILLBILLBILLBILLBILLCYETHETRIANGLEGUY
4/10 Memoric Book
Inventory:
1 Popcorn
2 Rune Rocks
1 Demon Blood Shard
1 Raspberry Pi
43,046,721 Cobblestone
1 of any book
1 UserZero taglock
1 Richard taglock
4th Wall
1 Infusion Matrix
1 Bottle of Ender Air