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I flick my wrist suddenly and swiftly, my avatar's form coated in a pulsating, almost gaseous aura of gray energy. I ball a hand into a fist, making some sort of dragging movement. Elsewhere in Universe C, a number of empty servers are completely and utterly annihilated, the shards spraying forth, forming a veritable storm of asteroids. Immediately upon creation, the asteroids glow with the same gray aura, and accelerate toward wherever it is the server of our current residence happens to be located. To ease their passage, I drag them out of the dimension, and force them across a swath of Nihil Parva, feeling their already potent destructive abilities improve exponentially upon being energized with pure, unadulterated vis.

The first wave of asteroids drops out of the arcane plane of existence directly in orbit of the server, thousands of hunks of former worlds smashing against the server, blazing in a manner akin to a phoenix, arisen anew from the depths of obscurity, upon entering the atmosphere. I telekinetically force anything remarkably near me to divert from it's destination, crashing into another span of land a small amount of distance away. With a thought, the second and third waves of meteors begin to fall upon the server, most energized and glowing with both the flames of their descent, and the pure vis of another dimension. Their impacts are far more devastating, instability blowing several apart before they can reach the ground, burning hunks of rock raining upon the land.

This continues for approximately eight minutes and seventeen seconds, heaps of burning slag and molten earth the remnants of once grand servers, obliterated in service of some insane archwizard who had never heard, nor even cared about their existence particularly. Upon noting that the overwhelming majority of the asteroids have impacted, I call more towards our location, before diverting my attention to the stars. Manipulating the void is not an easy task by any description, but I think I'll manage. At least, in this world. Hah. I rend the fabric of the Void in a plethora of patches near our server to shreds, fusing whatever I acquire together, forming oceans of near-perfect ink.

I recalibrate the position of these oceans with a wave, transporting them into the atmosphere, in the form of planet-obscuring black clouds. Within moments, ink begins pouring down, a torrential downpour of the base of knowledge itself, quite an inverse when compared to the Void it resembles. Bolts of amethyst lightning rain down upon the server, most nearing the PZ forces, the electromagnetic force hopefully tearing any remnants of the spambots apart. Upon the beginning of the blotted storm, I redirect my attention once more, snuffing out the light of the sun, and drawing the moon inwards. The latter cosmic body crashes against the server with a tremendous explosion which shatters many an eardrum, vaporizing a major portion of the planet.

The cacodemonic laughter of a thousand elder beasts rings in the ears of all nearby as oceans of ink swirl around me, vibrating violently with my will, corroding the earth around me away. A splash can be heard as a spire of ink erupts from the oceans with a blast, arcing towards UserZero, bubbles of ink seemingly filled with visions of annihilative destruction and pure madness restrained by naught but a door. Moments before the tendril strikes UserZero, everything becomes painfully obvious. At this point, anyone with a brain has realized that this is all, in fact, an illusion. The world shifts to a far more monochromatic form for a moment, before transforming back to normal.

I actually begin my attack with a wave of my hand, exploiting any and all emotions accrued in the previous illusion to my advantage. With a flick of my wrist, pressure begins building in the air around me. I proceed to mutter a few words under my breath, most of which are irrelevant and inconsequential.

That is, of course, why Zero's left eye explodes in a burst of vitreous humor and recondite sorcery, blood mixing with the former and dripping to the ground. Shackles composed of a variety of unknown symbols wrap around Zero's limbs, dragging her into the air. Deep teal energy surges about, slowly morphing to cobalt. With a telekinetic urge, one of Zero's ribs punctures a lung, before shattering, thousands of shards of the stuff tearing through tendon, flesh, blood, and code with nary a problem. I gesture in the general direction of Zero, and tendrils of cobalt energy surge forward, forming a Ψ, before spearing Zero.

This is, quite ostensibly, where the illusion is lifted once more, as one could have predicted the moment her eye exploded. Everything goes monochromatic once more, as I direct a psionic blast to fully obliterate the server for yet another series of world-ending events. A blazing heat begins to arise in the ground, burning the feet of any within hundreds of blocks. I crackle with energy, preparing to launch another assault.

The illusion is lifted rather suddenly from the sight of all within the server the second UserZero feels some sort of inky stab to any part of her body in general. In a second, all is back to normal as I draw some sort of object or device dripping ink away, striding off as I hide the thing with a furtive secrecy. Not the most subtle, but it might work.

Red 5/5 (+2 from Cryptic) Red has been summoned! He calls out Missingno! The game starts playing weird music, Missingno lashes at UZero! Missingno has returned to his pokeball!
Lord Calzerb 3/25

I take out flamethrowers.

Double the power,

Double the pain!

We fire fire at the Donation Spambots.

Venom Orb + Linked Sword + Spider Eye = Venomshank [Level 2]

Wooden Slime-Outfit 1/3

Small Base 5/15

+1 to Engie +1 to Twin

(Ah great, I forgot that it was the first entity, otherwise I would have made a much more epic summon, oh well, I guess I'll have to work with what I've got)

Slime Lore 1:

This was no simple slime you run across as training, this was Urthank the slime. Well, perhaps not very strong, but important. He was a young warrior in the underground city of Ercada. He was simply training one day, when a human walked into the village. The elders were afraid, as this should have been inaccessible by any non gelatin based creature. However, he asked about a kind of wooden sword. We did not know what he was talking about, but we offered him our own sword crafted from (Slime?) iron. Seeing the flame in the human's eyes, they instantly knew it was a bad idea. The human became enraged and slew the elders on the spot, and began hunting down every last slime. Urthank was the only one to escape, for he was a master of (Slime?)stealth. He slipped past, and went on to their entrance, which was blown apart, most likely by the human. As he heard the last (Slime?) screams of his friends, he slipped through the devastated door, and into the world.

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This seems strange, should I battle the entities produced by others, should I focus my probably unsuccessful attack on Zero, the biggest threat, or should I take out the entities too. No, I should not attack the other entities, unless I am provoked, or they are pure malice I will not attack.

So, you used glue remover on the glue... smart...

Let's see if your brains can remove this!

I launch multiple cannons of webs at Zero, clamp her hands to trees, wrap tape around her, Nail her into the landscape, Attack a super powerful magnet to the bottom of a cliff, attach a giant band of iron to her, lock her in a safe, and put her in a dungeon guarded by thousands of monsters.

"Got no 'Glue Remover' for this, do you?", I say as I set the dungeon on fire, melting the monsters, the magnet, the nails, the tape, the trees, the webs, the safe, and Zero, all instantly.

The L()rd looks up.

Hey! Game Master! That b()lt was f()r UserZer()! N()t Richard! Y()u said that the G()dm()dder meant UserZer() in y()ur ()P p()st. S(), sh()uld I just call her Uzi ()r s()mething?

He turns to Richard.

I d() kn()w that there are multiple. But... I...

He pauses.

I... wanted a challenge. Yes, that s()unds g()()d! Er... I mean... LISTEN! I D()N'T HAVE T() TELL Y()U MY LIFE ST()RY!! JUST... d()n't ask any questi()ns, g()t it!?

He then angrily throws a few Ender Pearls in the air. They land around the Spam Bots. As he teleports, The L()rd punches the Spam Bots with a magical flaming fist of DEATH.

When he's done, he looks at the people from the future.

S(), the future? H()w's it like in Minecraft?

every self respecting video game needs a very easy level of simon says: 1/50 1/50

I'm still standing off of the beaten path, watching everything go on before noticing the charge cap's going down soon. I quickly take the 2 50's i can get my hands on and keep them for the first entity wave I've planned out in advance. this is gonna be a fun little sidequest.

I stay away from everyone hidden behind one of the hills, continuing to watch over the battlefield for researching purposes.

What’s an Origin Wand? Sounds like something that doesn’t really exist yet.

They're a thing that will have existed in the past future that will have been sent back into the future past from the past future to help ensure the past future in which they will have been created is not derailed by everybody messing with the future past. Relative timeline locks, the bane of everybody's grammar.

I look at the Fourth Wall, clearly angry despite only having a Minecraft avatar with which to express emotion.

"Stop faffing about messing with attacks that're referencing 2 just because they reference 2, Tazz, you were there, you know what they are. Seriously. It's not like I'm referencing fifty-seven different things, without explanation, that are all required to understand what I just hit UserZero with. If I do THAT, I fully expect you to tell me off for it."

On that note, a potent font of creative energies slams into UserZero FROM SP8888CE and breaks over her head, causing a dangerous outflow of said creative energies into a 3*3*3 filled box of bedrock. Ouch.

"Dang it, not again!"

"As for the future of Minecraft: I don't have much personal experience to offer in that front as the only times I have been on a Minecraft server it was exactly like this one. Save for the date and time settings."

Text change for Rashki!

At this point, I'm not even going to ask whom you are talking to

Good, it'd only confuse you

Rashki looks around, and then back at his creation. It was just a simple outline of a cube in the ground made of an obsidian, dirt and corruption alloy. In the middle of the outline stands a lone torch, unlit. Next to the cube is a fan, currently running. Rashki lights the torch and watches it's flame danced to the left and then as the corrupted alloy portal started to slowly let forth a black haze, marching towards the torch. He was going to go to the Farlands

((I sort of addressed the fact that the Author physically can't do anything here. Literally all those two are going to be doing is random exposition and be responsible for a few of my larger charges. The Author and the Oracle of the Void are just watchers, and will not be playing a significant part in the game. I have already said that. Unless UserZero tries to assassinate one of them, no OP scale-threatening actions will take place. For all intents and purpose, George is the important character here.

The Author may be more powerful than the OP King, but if for some reason I get it into my head to have him actually affect the battlefield, I'll run it by you first, and even then, it'll be something indirect. But I need him here for some exposition, and to set up his relationship with the Oracle of the Void somewhat.))

3/5 for first summon

3/25 for big summon #01

George looks about, then gets a clever idea.

He fires his duck cannon once more, this time it explodes, launching him backwards, but this time, two ducks come down for her, one after the other, such that should her supreme abilities in dodging and godmodding allow her to block one or the other with the first duck that she dissipated, she'll still have to go goo-form in order to dodge these.

So that she can't use the fourth-wall breaking abilities that I think (not sure about it, but I believe it is, since Richard demonstrated them) are part of the Godmodder moveset, I will point out why this is strategically a good idea NEXT post.

Additionally, the explosion sets the toxic goo on fire, which, if we haven't moved away within 2 turns, will set the entire battlefield to 'flaming toxic goo fields.'

Since Uzi is an acronym for User Zero, I'll use that!

THE CONTACT: PART 2: Airport of Awful

Alternate!Uzi, still damage-connected to the original Uzi, heads deep within the building... Eventually, she arrives in a small room filled with computers, where she sees a man shrouded in purple. She knows right away that this is the Psychic General of her mysterious contact's forces.

The General sees her, and immediately begins shoving images into Uzi's mind. She sees what she is meant to do... in order to earn some assistance for her real self, she must travel to the base of The Contact's enemies, known simply as "The Monsters". The fastest and best way there is by plan...

As a parting gift, the General teleports Uzi to the airport!

However, once she is in the airport, she realizes that she has to wait in a really long line to get her ticket! The line is 56 minutes long, and her flight is leaving in an hour! She looks up ahead... The baggage line is 43 minutes long, the slow security line(requiring full body cavity searches-Uzi can't have that!) is 72 minutes long! Uzi can't just wait, she has to find a creative solution to the problem! She looks around, and sees an AUTOMATIC CREATIVITY BLASTER-one of her least favorite things! It automatically blows creative things into oblivion! Then she sees an AUTOMATIC UNCREATIVITY BLASTER-which does the same thing, but for uncreative stuff! Finally, she sees an AUTOMATIC MEDIUM-CREATIVITY GUARD CALLER, which calls the guards on anyone who's just a bit creative! Uzi is forced to take the middle road...

She must fight her way through the airport, destroying things with only moderately creative attacks! Oh, and all the blasters and callers are 100% invulnerable to everything. It's up to Tazz to decide whether she succeeds...

Wooden Slime-Outfit 2/3

Small Base 6/15

+1 to pit, +1 to Erelye

Slime Lore 2:

Urthank (Slime?) crawled through the tunnel and looked out onto the world. He had never before seen it, although it was nothing like he had imagined. It was dark, with only a feint light illumination the skyscape. And it was eerie, there was no other living thing there, and yet he felt like he was being watched by a hundred eyes. Indeed, it was true, as a giant spider crawled out from beyond his vision, through the thick forest.

Urthank: I do not wish to battle, I am a simple traveler, I am of no harm to you, but if you threaten me, I will kill you

*Silence*

Urthank: Well, if you mean no harm, then I will simply go away.

The spider instantly jumps toward Urthank, but he (Slime?) rolls out of the way! He knows this is no match for him, but he can not run, he must face his opponent. He takes out his (Slime?) fire spell book, and speaks a few words, launching the strongest fireball his mind can summon. It ricochets off the spider and falls to the ground. The spider prepares to finish off this slime, but as Urthank prepared for death, a sword was stabbed straight through the spider's face, and it dropped to the ground. As he looked up to thank this warrior his joy turned to dread, as he saw a human, with a strange glow... and a wooden sword. Urthank knew what he had to do... And so he ran.

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I launch a pizza gun at UserZero, and everyone eats the mountains of pizza on her insanely, as this is addictive-smelling pizza. This causes some people ravenous for the pizza to bite her head off

(it is pillowmantis from the tvtropes games. i am playing anti zero)

1/20 1/20

A ordinary looking person steps onto the battlefield. this man is so normal that the only really unique thing about him is his cripplingly overspecialized telekinesis. He can only use it on fish, but His telekinetic power is very strong.

I sense a fish inside of the stomach of someone very far away. for most psychics it would be impossible from this range, luckily i traded my flexibility of what i control for enhanced stats on all aspects of my ability. therefore I can use my telekinesis to jab the fish through her stomach.

/null

the fish i am talking about is the one zeros duplicate thing ate. i figure that if the duplicates damage is taken by zero then why not stomach contents.

Golem: You know, it's interesting how many of us aren't ourselves from the future. I mean Blue's not joining us, Kalare's not here (by choice or consequence, I don't recall), Build isn't joining us, though he could clearly use a break from the last/last war(grammatical ambiguity, huzzah!), Eric's thankfully not here, Engie is also thankfully not here in all his OP "glory", Proof is nowhere to be seen, I have no clue what's up with Nimble/Eglarbroad/whoever the heck he was, The LParenthesisParenthesisrd is... the past version of himself?, Ire is both incapacitated and imprisoned, I have no clue where Serpent went, I'm here in place of my Descendant, I still have no idea what's up with FivelOnenSixFivehZeroSeven, and KFouryne is off somewhere and I don't know what he's doing.

4/25 Terrible Tastes

2/25 The Myth, The Misspelling, The Legend

I put on a green shirt, some suspenders, and a white suit. I then shoot a perfectly normal cueball at User0.

"Actually, I think this is Past!Ire as sleuth.exe, remember the errortext when he borked? No you don't, you're not from the future, silly me. Although, this raises the question of whether interfering would create a paradox or just create a certain (c) person."

"....Where IS Erelye? That's somewhat strange that we haven't even heard of, from, or about him yet..."

"Either way, I had better take care of..."

I apply liberal amounts of soap to the poison.

And water.

Water enough to flood UserZero's stomach.

"Not having a sword sucks"

Taking my slingshot I shoot some more donation bots.

In a bright flash of light, a figure wearing a tattered lab coat and dull gold crown appears.

Having used the Timebringer, Modpack appears, and joins the Neutral team!

I attempt to use my holy meme power, to test if it works here, and fire a meme laser at the Donation Spambots! (The "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER" sound plays, of course.)

The Nearly Incomplete Certainly Extremely Memey with Extra Meme Explosives (Or NICEMEME, for short) 1/20

Hello, this is Cyanogynist from DTG: Terraria.

I throw a One Drop Format:C at Uzi, formatting her C drive.

~~Charges~~

Giant Honey Badger: 1/25

~~Alchemies~~

[Recreate: Sirplop's The Fallen] && [Recreate: The Flaming Toast's Spiritblade] = Spectre Rifle (1/?)

Golem: Ah yes, timeism, my old friend. First off, Ire has stated that he would be playing as his Ancestor, the Sleuth. You're partially correct about this being Past Ire, as Ire is based in part on his Ancestor, having some coding elements from him, which you'd know if you actually paid attention. Second off, just because I'm not from your time doesn't mean I'm not aware of it. I'm me, myself, and I, as well as some guy with a generic username behind my actions, and none of me like your blatant condescension. Third off, ParenthesiscParenthesishaosParenthesiscParenthesisreeper was already stated to be the creation of Slenderman and a timeshift, and we've already known (and seen) how that goes down.

/null

(Psst. You there, mayory lokign person. You want UberZero in, slip me a few boosts. I'll hook you up.)

Ohhhh, UserZero not UberZero my mistake, (though it is a good idea)

I give OUR godmodder (Richard) a pep-talk telling him that he can do this and, will be the strongest godmodder to ever godmod

JOHN CENA (4/10) +2 from jondanger

{AlCheMieeeeeeEEeeeeeeeeEeeEEeee... [ERROR: ALCHEMY SYSTEM NOT YET IMPLEMENTED]

Well that's a bummer

+1 to jondanger +1 to piono

"You liked it, didn't you? You know, I've been thinking of starting a restaurant. How about doing it RIGHT HERE!?"

I summon a giant restaurant. 15 Angry Chefs come out and start assaulting UserZero with spatulas, flying fish, and kitchen knives. I also offer UserZero some more of that pufferfish soup. Because why not?

4/25 Thunderstorm

5/25 Guardian King

Now lets see why that crotch area hurt,

Dang it!

Why is my Human Sensitivity chip in here?!?!?

I was supposed to install my Advanced Combat chip in there!!!

Lemme do that.

DATA ENCRYPTING...

INSTALLATION COMPLETE.

Better.

Lets do this!

Lord Calzerb 4/25

ERROR 404: ALCHEMY SYSTEM ISNT IN YET.

PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER.

Darn!

I make it rain tacos!

Huh? Past me is charging something! 1/3