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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Ah, thank you Scribe.
Well, to clear up any confusion, I am Vandelgrot Shenelsky. And… He should be here any moment now… A rune appears in midair, and slowly glows red… For minutes in thumps, then slows… It collapses, spitting out a cloaked man, with a gun strapped to his back.
The author of the j-
USER2 RECONNECTED, LOGGING IN AS UNATTAINABELLE…
Unattainabelle joined the game.
Shenelsky, why did you leave me behind there?
Your fuel tank must have been higher… And, Ford, why did this extension of the update terminal just say your name was Unattainabelle?
What…? Where are we any - Are we still in your dimension?
Yep. I don't have any equipment with me to get out though. But, this battle seems interesting…
Oh, great. I came all the way though the nightmare realms for this.
We're just going to have to fight until I can get some equipment set up for this. Shenelsky waves his hand, and some of the grey liquid diverts from the inscription, to the Spambots. They are covered in an immensely corrosive liquid, the same one in the pen. A golem drips from the hands of Shenelsky, moving out to assist The Scribe and terminalAutocrat. +1 to both(Twin and Erelye).
The grey liquid keeps pouring into the inscription, assisted by The Scribe.
The Inscription: 3/15 (+1 from Twin)
Ford sits down, and starts writing whatever he remembers into a book he picked up back in a previous dimension.
1/10 Memoric Book
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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A portal appears, and a dark entity appears.
Hehehehehehehhehehehehe.... time to make preparations.
Lets get some mobile bases up.
Anyway, Richard, do you have any general forces or backup forces, not really asking much, just you know basic description of the forces you have and also a indicator to see what Godmodder Rank you have currently would be nice.
Aayla casts a spell on her WIP whip, forcing all of the actions this round involve grass. (No gameplay change, just funny to watch)
Aayla then creates a small pond using to cultivate seaweed in.
At the end of turn, summon a 1/1 [N] Seaweed, when killed, the seaweed will heal the entity which killed it by 5000, but they must spend their turn doing so, or the effect will fail (That means they are unaffected by multitarget or area of effect abilities.)
Entities:
The Ground 5/25
There is No Other Way 3/10
+2 to the owner of the next entity to be afflicted by the sandstorm.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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i release a Super Prototype for the Superspam MK2 Type 41-A5
Notes on Superspam-class:
Has 2000 HP, and basic shield magic (500 SP, increasing by 100 for each person driven insane0
Has a Machine Gun built into its arm.
Its super-spam powers means that mind controling it merely causes 1 terrabyte of spam posts to invade the idiots mind.
Mass Production Mk2 Superspam Type 41-a5 Factory: 1/10 (produces 1 per turn)
2+ to below
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Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Holy ████, that's a lot of posts to get through. Being a GM, this amount of posts is going to severely halt Tazz's progress. And hell, this is canon, so we shouldn't make things harder!
"Besides, I dont need a Weath Ray to take down godmodders." I throw a device at UserZero that attaches to her and knocks out her godmodding capability: an Anti-Godmodder Sticky Device. Its properties also make it unable to be countered with godmodding, but unfortunately it only lasts 3 turns.
After getting onto the plane, Uzi goes to take her seat. She grabs some helpful info on her flight, and looks at an instructional booklet for health and safety on a plane! However, due to a new FDA regulation, all health and safety booklets must mind-control people into practicing all the safety stuff in the book, so they know how to do it in the event of a real emergency! And thus, Uzi is forced to do all the book's instructions, in order!
1: What to do if a spider is on your head: Whack your cranium with a hammer repeatedly
WHACK WHACK WHACK
2: What to do if the pilot leaves the intercom on: Yell really loudly at him for him to turn it off
Uzi screeches at the top of her lungs, causing all the other passengers to get angry and beat her up!
3: What to do when there's a hole in the plane: Grab a parachute
Uzi grabs a nearby parachute and slings it back against herself so hard, she receives massive cranium trauma!
4: What to do if terrorists overtake the plane: Call 911
Uzi takes out her phone, which messes with the plane's stuff, and makes it crash into a nearby mountain! The plane gets back up, with all the damage of the crash somehow having gone straight to Uzi!
5: What to do if this guide mind-controls you: Throw the guide away
Uzi throws the guide, and it hits a nearby switch! The mind control breaks, and she's happy... but it turns out the switch she hit was "pour lava downwards" switch, Lava floods her seat, and she's forced to sit directly in it for the rest of the 8-hour flight...
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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=Turn Two=
(3 / 20) A Construction
(3 / 10) Identity Crisis (+1 from Feathered)
+1 to Feathered
+1 to Cobalt
=Action=
I then decide that referring to the Sleuth in the 3rd person is going to get really confusing, and stop doing that. I then reach into my pockets, and produce a old, beaten-up Armistyx from it. While it won't be as strong as an actual alchemy without repairs, it still allows for fancy combos and maneuvers. I then switch it to Jet Fighter Scythe Mode! I hop in, and fly up above the battlefield, somehow making it through the sandstorm.
I then jump out of the Jet Fighter, then switch it to Rocket Booster Scythe Mode, boosting me towards UserZero! As I hit terminal velocity, I switch to Market Gardener Scythe Mode, and attempt to score the world's best market-garden ever on Uzi.
If UserZero tries to play Destiny, she will start to run into problems pretty quickly. First off, it requires an internet connection for most of the features, and as she is inside of a video game that is based off of what a barebones earth would be, it lacks internet. When she finally gets connected thanks to my Future Connection Modem (Patent Pending), she quickly finds that...the game is fun! She's having a great time shooting aliens in the future. Then she remembers my challenge: Get all the legendary weapons. She tackles all the missions, and is even able to take down the vaults single-handedly. She checks her inventory after 200 hours of playing to notice...a legendary weapon! It's called The Calming, and is a fusion rifle. She assumes that there is one of every type of weapon, but it turns out that there are at least 10 of every type of weapon. After grinding through another couple hundred hours, she gets another legendary: The Calming fusion rifle. This process continues until Bungie decides to fix the drop rate, which has not occurred yet 5 years later.
If she refuses to play it, I break the disc by smashing it into her face.
"Um, Herobrine? Minecraft's kind of...dead. Sort of, kind of, dead. I don't know all the details, but there was a big war involving me, many of the people around us in the future, you at some point, Notch, a computer system, another computer system, three arrogant serpents convinced of their own superiority, and that moron in the corner. Well, Richard isn't exactly stupid, just thinks that he's much stronger than he actually is."
3/20 Maine Cannon
3/25 Elizabeth Summon
Tragically, the person she loved sealed away his soul to stop the apocalypse. She has worked to free him while keeping the seal intact ever since, abandoning her former position as a guardian of humanity's potential.
That was many years ago, yet not many at all. 2/3 years ago, yet also many more. Time moves strangely in the Sea of Souls.
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
A large, cubical area of the environment dissolves into static.
The static covers the entire space so densely that nothing can be seen of the space it replaced, but it occasionally flickers to show a vast, dark city. The city is lit by lamps containing glass bowls of glowing liquid topped oddly-colored flames, a sea of glinting crystal sand is visible in the distance.
An entity from the city walks outside the static-filled area during one of it's periods of visibility.
That figure is wearing a long, black coat, with a pair of white, triangular points extend from the top of the hood.
>mythicZoologist has joined the game.
MZ: At least the refinement worked
MZ: I can already feel the difference...
MZ: Heh-
MZ: Heh-heh- MZ: Heh-heh-heh- MZ: Ah- MZ: But Dusk still has the Zero-Model.
MZ: And I still have some work to do before I can go home.
The figure then looks around.
MZ: I haven't been here in a while...
MZ: Or is it that I won't be here for a while?
MZ: This is why I hate working with time mages.
I motion to anyone who might seem relevant.
MZ: Mind filling me in on what's happening this time?
While I wait for an answer, I reshape a piece of the gate's static into a large, shadowy bird.
Weapon 1/??
Creature 1/??
+1 Twin
+1 Talist
You cannot have Charges with no defined endpoint!
Godmodder477: So yeah, quick lowdown, we're all fighting the strongest godmodder alive! Godmodder477: She wants us all dead! In my case she's been threatening this kind of thing for three months now! Godmodder477: Help appreciated!
I immediately begin to mock User0 over being damaged by a stick. A freaking stick! Seriously.
UserZero(?): I'm such a terrible Godmodder that even though I have more health than Richard even in his prime, and was prepared enough to trap him on my own server, I got damaged by a freaking stick that wasn't even intended to damage me! A freaking stick! Seriously, I suck at this.
Golem: Actually, I guess it's not like Richard's first damage wasn't as characteristically lame. I mean he just got banned. That's like. The lamest thing ever. You'd think that he'd at least invest in some form of ban prevention. Well, beyond relying on the absence of anyone who could ban him.
Golem: Whoops, dodge the axe.
Golem: And even then it's interesting that that somehow dealt damage to him. I mean, banning damages people? That's kind of silly. Though obviously no more than other sources of damage.
3*4 = 12, so I toss a d12 at UserZero.
3/25 Terrible Tastes
1/25 The Myth, The Misspelling, The Legend
The d12 is caught by UserZero, who then crushes the completely normal D12. It's result is henceforth 0.
That feeling when your attacks come right after the update. Also, UserZero hasn't learned to pay attention to everything on the battlefield? Wow, that's bad for someone who's Omega+ rank.
"I also have a gift you should love! This game comes out in about half a decade, and was hyped beyond belief! It's called Destiny and was made by Bungie.
If you want to prove your worth, you who take moves out of Ghirahim's handbook, get all the Legendary weapons in this game.
Also, I meant that he wins again against Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan. Watch for a comment about 47% of America being lazy slackers living off government handouts.
Other things to show my knowledge...well, in a couple of years, a bunch of Arab Nations are going to fall apart, Donald Trump is going to run for president, Osama Bin Laden is killed, and it will be uncovered, by a man named Edward Snowden, that the NSA has been spying on American citizens ever since the Patriot Act was created. Though you've probably already hacked in and found out about the spying...
In sports news, the Pittsburg Steelers take the record of the team with the most Super Bowl wins, followed by the Saints, Packers, Giants(over the Patriots, because who else) Ravens, Seahawks, and Patriots. Sorry, I only come from 2015. I'll give more updates as more events occur. What year is this, again? I came because of the conflict, but apparently I forgot the timing."
I guess this story takes place in 2009-2010, then? It has to take place a decent amount of time before Dec 7th, 2012, as that was the start date of DTG1. Also, if your computer breaks down during the game as Twin's did, it was caused by the Blue Shell attacking the first person to post. At least, that's my story.
+2 Twin
Charges 3/20 Maine Cannon
3/25 Storytime:
I say being, for while she looked somewhat human, she was not. She had golden eyes, white(ish?) hair, and power beyond imagination.
Her name was Elizabeth, and she lived in the collective psyche of all mankind.
UserZero seems to be somewhat oblivious to most of what you say and refuses to play Destiny.
The Sleuth switches his Tommy Gun into a ring of keys. He then pulls out a small robot, and winds it up using one of the keys. The automation slowly shambles toward the Donation Spambots, then pauses.
It then pulls out a pistol, shoots down several spambots, backflip-kicks another into oblivion, and pulls most of the bots towards it with a huge magnet! It then detonates!
5 Donation Spambots killed! What, it's the early game and they were one-post summons, did you think they'd stick around all that much?
Walker cheerfully accepts the +2 from UserZero. He seems to kinda like her... strange guy. It probably helps that he's an Animatronic, but... still.
Alpha Phantom: 5/5 (+2 from Userzero, +2 from Fseftr)
Alpha Phantom: 3/5 (+2 from Fseftr)
+2 to Fseftr
An Alpha Phantom appears! The weakest of the Phantom subclasses. It can either deal a minor amount of damage to an enemy, or use Anti-Auda to decrease an enemy's attack power by 25% (1 stack) or 50% (2 stacks) for 5 turns. These are PZ entities.
"LET'S SEE, WHAT DID I MANAGE TO KEEP..."
Basic attack
>Skills
Guard
Flee
Available skills:
>Demolition
"OKAY WHAT THE GORILLA IS THIS. THEY CLOSED THE WIKI. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP TRACK OF THE GORILLA I CAN DO ANYMORE. AND MY SKILLS RESET TO LEVEL 1 WHICH ALSO GORILLA SUCKS."
Angered about the closing of the FNaFB wiki, and the loss of his absurd level of power and utility, Walker attacks the Slightly Fatter Panda with a basic attack. It deals damage (no gorilla). That's all.
Walker: Level 1 - 100SP, 0 TECH
Alpha Phantom: (Whatever) health
Personally, I'd say that you'd need a system of Leveing if that's going to be a gameplay mechanic. That ought to be charged as well. If that's just for RP reasons, on the other hand, I won't mind.
Alpha Phantom summoned! 1,500 damage to the Slightly Fatter Panda!
The Journal: 16/20 ==================== (+1 from Serpent, Kayne, Erelye, MZ, and Irecreeper, +2 from Nimbleguy, crystalcat, and FBSN)
I +1 Nimbleguy and crystalcat.
The Scribe turns to look at Nimbleguy, whomever his character may be. "Thank you for the pen, but you misunderstand my goal here. The journal I'm about to deploy doesn't need to be completed. Not now, anyway. For many a year I have traveled across this universe - for that is what this place is - and cataloged all of my findings in this book. It is nearing completion, but I am not aiming to finish it right now. Perhaps that will happen as this fight progresses, but right now I seek another goal."
The Scribe pulls out a stray piece of paper from his coat and uses your pen, drawing a symbol - that of a thick black line above a black circle with a diagonal line cut across from it. "This symbol - I call it the Eye - is the crux of my book. I will use its power - which resonates quite strongly here, I should note - to activate my book's own latent power. I should be able to use my book's research and findings on this battlefield as a result." The Scribe examines the pen, and then stows it away in his pocket, where it disappears. The paper crumples itself up and vanishes in a puff of purple fire, its ash remaining on the ground.
The Scribe then turns to Richard, grinning. "Ah, your plan is to take this fight to the Origin Point, I see? A novel idea - the classic Scratched Defense technique. No, I'm not making up words on the spot here, just look." The Scribe takes out another piece of paper. "I know you probably know this already - you godmodders tend to know a great deal about the world. But hear me out. Think of this piece of paper as our world. And think of Yggdrasil as a rather large dot of ink-" The Scribe takes out a pen and scribbles a blot of ink on the paper. "-in the middle. Now, you know what awaits you in that tree - the First Block ever generated in this world. You can only activate this Block if you're pure of heart. It can tell, you know." The Scribe takes a step forward.
"So you'd better keep me sure that I'm on the right side here, and you'd better make sure what you have that Block do is just. Because no matter what happens..." The Scribe crumples up the piece of paper furiously. "...This world won't be the same afterwards. Choose your moves wisely." The Scribe walks away from Richard and towards UserZero, still holding that wad of paper. The pen he scribbled that blot with wasn't an ordinary pen - it was the one that Nimbleguy gave the Scribe. The one Nimbleguy warned to only write with on paper.
The Scribe concentrates, the ink blot on the paper suddenly growing, turning the paper a dark hue as ink gradually manifests all around it, ink dripping from the paper and to the ground below. As the Scribe concentrates, he lets go of the paper, which floats parallel to the ground, ink dripping below it and staining the ground. The ink has a peculiar effect - it's turning the ground completely monochrome, and even making it fade out of existence occasionally. The change is jarring, lasting for a split second - but it lingers, burned into the mind as an afterimage, as if darkness was somehow bright.
Soon, the paper becomes nothing more than a globule of ink - the actual paper has been ripped to shreds under the corrosive might of whatever horrors this ink contains. The Scribe raises his hands and rises them up, the globule of ink rising into the air as well. UserZero, who has undoubtedly noticed at this point, watches peculiarly, possibly wondering if this presents a threat of any kind. Then, the Scribe makes a thrusting motion with his arms right towards UserZero, no doubt intending to fling the ink right towards her body. UserZero prepares her defenses...
But the blob of ink falls to the ground instead, barely traveling ten blocks. The entire inkblot seeps into the ground, corrupting and staining it beyond repair. Yet other than that, nothing else happens. The Scribe walks away, paying no mind to the psycheout that just occurred.
The psycheouts are real, folks! The practical inaction is real, folks!
I quickly realize that Zero's text color is in fact E80000, letting out a mildly dejected sigh. Whatever. It is not as if I've ever managed to damage a godmodder before.
I immediately draw forth what appears to be a tube of some rather dull semi-metallic liquid, nearly fourteen centimeters in length from my inventory. I give the thing a careful glance that lasts about ten seconds. I'm not as meticulous as others of my craft were in the past.
Upon the cessation of those ten seconds, I immediately drop the object to the floor, crushing it under a boot in moments. Upon doing this, I back away a considerable distance.
Some sort of viscous substance seeps into the ground, and it becomes evident that the dullness comes not from the substance, but from out eyes. Some sort of color out of space, presumably. Regardless, the ground within which the liquid seeped begins to dull, growing dry, and brittle. If one were to attempt to step on the block, they would find that it would crumble beneath their foot. But now is not the time for such tests.
Utilizing my considerable psionic abilities, I manage to direct the movement of the corruption away from Zero and Richard. Plants begin to wither and die, oozing out drips of the foul mixture before crumbling to dust. I wait. Slowly, the spreading of the corruption begins to split apart into separate branches, the sounds of dusty and withered cachinnations filling the ears of any nearby. Every individual tendril of corruption spreads toward an individual spambot, moving directly beneath them, and continuing to stay there, regardless of movement. Within five minutes, everything is in place.
I blink several times, and spines of pulpous keratin dripping liquid shadow shining with the imperceivable color stabbing themselves into each spambot multiple times, regardless of height of levitation.
Immediately upon sensing this occur, I snap my fingers. The droplets of liquid shadow previously clinging to the spines seemingly burst off, and pass through the spambots at a speed equivalent to light. They attain a strange solidity the moment the enter the form of the spambots, wreaking as much internal havoc as possible. With a thought, the fluid shadow annihilates itself with the shine of irrigo (which I look away from moments before it occurs), blowing dripping holes in the sides of the spambots.
I telekinetically force the spines back into the ground, and allowing the corruption to go wild, though leaving the AZ entities and players unharmed, by some eldritch means.
(+1 to Twin; +1 to Serpent)
Furtive Knowledge: 6/20 (+2 from Twin and +1 from Serpent)IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
10 Donation Spambots bite it! The Corruption gets even stronger, now capable of 10% HP loss per turn!
I point out that UserZero is using the Portable Weath Ray improperly, so thus it must not be real. After all, if it was real she would have anhillated Richard already with it. I use that as an excuse to change targets and attack her by throwing an enderpearl in her face. This does no damage, and I immediately run away and try to apologize, but the endermite that spawned from the pearl being thrown is ignored until it bites UserZero in the foot.
Now you see, there is an assumption you have made about the Weath Ray: If the Weath Ray was TRULY capable of doing those things, it would be banned by the OP Scale instantly without contest no matter what you had to say about it, as there is no counter to being banned by the OP Scale, as that is part of the Narrative, which is the reason you can even fight at all; without the Narrative on your side, empowering your actions, you couldn't have hoped to build it. Thus, in order to create the Weath Ray, you'd have to outpower the Narrative, the thing that would technically allow you to build the Weath Ray and the thing empowering you. This is the same issue that Piono found when summoning Doomsday all that long ago. That, and what UserZero said was something you suggested as a block to the Weath Ray anyways!
That, and from a 100% OOC view, that's just too much to let you have. OHKO on the Godmodder? Not happening. There's a lot of crazy stuff but if it can one-shot the Godmodder it is OP no matter what it is. Even a no-restriant True Form Engie couldn't kill the Godmodder in a shot like that.
UserZero blasts the Enderpearl-and you-out of existence with the singular Weath Ray shot left, proving that she definitely did have it! You immediately respawn without penalty because that isn't a thing yet.
That wasn't a damn job offer, Richard, but you'll be working on this side soon enough, though more as a puppet than an employee.
Mercury keeps Goodra out, and has it use dragon pulse on the panda.
___
Complaint about not being welcomed
Godmodder477: Me? Godmodder477: Working for UserZero? Godmodder477: . Godmodder477: . Godmodder477: . Godmodder477: Yeah I think you have some kind of brain tumor or something, because that's insane! Godmodder477: I'd get that looked at.
Crystal looks at the Spambots, before deciding to protect the AZ entity first. Therefore, he casts a spell, covering the Slightly-Fatter Panda in a protective, poison-proof, panda-preserving suit. Along with the suit comes a minor heal, enough to heal up 500 HP, and a few armor plates, enough to add some more HP.
You protect the Panda from the Corruption! It's gotten stronger, however, so you spend your whole action doing this.
You might attract more allies if you were a bit less... Leaders need charisma, you know? Like that traitor Cyrus.
He then takes out a tablet, and after about a minute, about a dozen new "players" have logged on. They quickly reveal themselves to be spambots, and join the ranks.
You get scammed, only five appear!
UserZero: i'm not trying to lead here, i'm trying to kill the absolute joke that is tuba boy! UserZero: i don't even trust you all that much, really! this conflict doesn't sound very trustworthy! UserZero: but of course, tuba boy isn't really trustworthy either, is he? UserZero: now, do me a favor and focus on the descendants for a little while, ignore tuba boy! UserZero: he's mine, not yours, and i have a plan for dealing with him.
The Journal: 20/20 ==================== (+1 from Erelye, +2 from crystalcat)
The Scribe stops moving for a second, moving his hand to his coat. "Ah, there we go. My charge is completed. Honestly, I would have thought this would take longer, but this is certainly a welcome change to my original plan." The Scribe pulls out something from this coat - it's a book. The Scribe pulls out his Journal in earnest, flipping through its pages. They now ebb and flow with ancient energy that could be as old as the Dawn of Man itself. Satisfied, the Scribe shuts his book and looks at its cover. It bears the telltale insignia of the Eye, its cover appears to be bound in leather, and its spine is made of gold.
Here's the completion of my first charge, The Journal! Unlike the Book Talist summoned all the way back in DTG1, this Journal won't be an entity. It will be an item that the Scribe will carry with him for the rest of the game. The Journal is the Scribe's life's work - it contains the sum total of all of his Minecraftian knowledge. He's traveled far and wide, cataloging all of his findings into a compendium of sorts. The knowledge contained in this book will pave the way for many future attacks and entities by the Scribe, and a plotline as well.
I +2 crystalcat. All +2s I get will be split evenly across both charges until one of them is complete.
The Scribe, his previous scroll through the Journal being only a cursory glance, flips through the Journal in earnest before settling on two sets of pages.
The Covenant: 1/15 =============== [DATA ENCRYPTED]
The Abyss: 1/25 ========================= [DATA ENCRYPTED]
The Scribe prepares two insignias, one of light and one of darkness...
I've made a few changes to my allegiance meter. I've added the Autonomous allegiance, which has no effect on my attacks.
Richard───────────Autonomous──────────UserZero ❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙❙ 000001─────────────000001─────────────000000 050.00%────────────050.00%────────────000.00% Allegiance meter will take effect in 5 of my posts or 3 more charges given. Charges
Project M01-Stainless Steel Rat (4/10) (+1 from Feathered)
Project M02-魔域傲世六階 móyù àoshì lìujiē (4/25)
+2 to Twin
Action
I teleport some spambots and the Slightly Fatter Panda into the ground, leave them there for 10 minutes, then teleport them back out.
((I've made the decision to mostly remain in third person when writing for this. Changing between first/third would be noted if it ever happens.))
Bomber had expected his Bolter to fail against UserZero -- her being an Omega Plus Godmodder, after all -- but was no less disgruntled by the result. His face Seeing that explosions (coincidentally, one of his favorite things) were entirely useless against Zero, he would have to find a way to remove the enchantment. That hopeful idea was quickly extinguished when he realized The Godmodder could just as quickly put the enchantment back on. Bomber knew changing the code of a universe was beyond his current abilities, so he would have to attempt a more unique approach for now.
Bomber definitely took notice of The Scribe, a mysterious individual indeed. It was a good thing he had joined their side too. They would need all the help they could get to fight Zero.
+2 to The Scribe (TwinBuilder)
Suddenly, constant cries of "DONATE PL0X!!!!1!!!" filled his mind. The annoying, squeaky whines from those Spambots were horribly grating, making it hard for Bomber to stay focused. He decided he would have to do something about this. Bomber extended his arm outward, and three rings of glowing orange runes appeared around him. Touching the center ring and gently flicking to the right, he then tapped a symbol of a circle with three lines coming out of the top right. He then pressed the rune, and the ring around him dissipated.
Bomber then lifted his arms skyward, and suddenly a meteor began hurtling towards the group of Spambots. It crashed into the ground violently, sending dirt and other debris everywhere, potentially causing collateral damage. Bomber reveled in the sight, which he found to be rather beautiful in a strange way.
dARKnESS 5/25. (+1 from Twin.)
Proteus 4/10. (+1 from Twin.)
+2 to Cobalt.
Crystal raises his hand, aiming it at the Spambots. Violet energy courses through the air, coalescing around his fingers and building up an aura of magic around the outstretched hand. Tendrils reach forward from the aura, snaring several of the Spambots and stabbing into them, channeling a massive overdose of raw mana into them. Every orifice shines with a sudden, baleful light before the Spambots grabbed crumple suddenly into dust.
I dig a medium sized hole in the battlefield, fill it with spikes and cover the top with leaves. I know, the most cliché trap ever, but it seems the obvious solutions are the more effective.
"Hey UserZero! Your attacks suck and you smell bad! Your server is terrible and you have a boring skin! Your game has terrible mechanics and you have no friends! I'd continue to make fun of you, but I can't stand to be near you for any longer!"
I then throw a rock at her, if the comments fail to create a reaction. A small, really sharp rock that breaks into a thousand, equally sharp pieces.
2/5 Golden Deer.
3/25 Queen Ant.
+1 to ... Talist and Ire.
UserZero is oblivious to your taunting, but catches the rock before it can break and throws it at you!
I flick my wrist suddenly and swiftly, my avatar's form coated in a pulsating, almost gaseous aura of gray energy. I ball a hand into a fist, making some sort of dragging movement. Elsewhere in Universe C, a number of empty servers are completely and utterly annihilated, the shards spraying forth, forming a veritable storm of asteroids. Immediately upon creation, the asteroids glow with the same gray aura, and accelerate toward wherever it is the server of our current residence happens to be located. To ease their passage, I drag them out of the dimension, and force them across a swath of Nihil Parva, feeling their already potent destructive abilities improve exponentially upon being energized with pure, unadulterated vis.
The first wave of asteroids drops out of the arcane plane of existence directly in orbit of the server, thousands of hunks of former worlds smashing against the server, blazing in a manner akin to a phoenix, arisen anew from the depths of obscurity, upon entering the atmosphere. I telekinetically force anything remarkably near me to divert from it's destination, crashing into another span of land a small amount of distance away. With a thought, the second and third waves of meteors begin to fall upon the server, most energized and glowing with both the flames of their descent, and the pure vis of another dimension. Their impacts are far more devastating, instability blowing several apart before they can reach the ground, burning hunks of rock raining upon the land.
This continues for approximately eight minutes and seventeen seconds, heaps of burning slag and molten earth the remnants of once grand servers, obliterated in service of some insane archwizard who had never heard, nor even cared about their existence particularly. Upon noting that the overwhelming majority of the asteroids have impacted, I call more towards our location, before diverting my attention to the stars. Manipulating the void is not an easy task by any description, but I think I'll manage. At least, in this world. Hah. I rend the fabric of the Void in a plethora of patches near our server to shreds, fusing whatever I acquire together, forming oceans of near-perfect ink.
I recalibrate the position of these oceans with a wave, transporting them into the atmosphere, in the form of planet-obscuring black clouds. Within moments, ink begins pouring down, a torrential downpour of the base of knowledge itself, quite an inverse when compared to the Void it resembles. Bolts of amethyst lightning rain down upon the server, most nearing the PZ forces, the electromagnetic force hopefully tearing any remnants of the spambots apart. Upon the beginning of the blotted storm, I redirect my attention once more, snuffing out the light of the sun, and drawing the moon inwards. The latter cosmic body crashes against the server with a tremendous explosion which shatters many an eardrum, vaporizing a major portion of the planet.
The cacodemonic laughter of a thousand elder beasts rings in the ears of all nearby as oceans of ink swirl around me, vibrating violently with my will, corroding the earth around me away. A splash can be heard as a spire of ink erupts from the oceans with a blast, arcing towards UserZero, bubbles of ink seemingly filled with visions of annihilative destruction and pure madness restrained by naught but a door. Moments before the tendril strikes UserZero, everything becomes painfully obvious. At this point, anyone with a brain has realized that this is all, in fact, an illusion. The world shifts to a far more monochromatic form for a moment, before transforming back to normal.
I actually begin my attack with a wave of my hand, exploiting any and all emotions accrued in the previous illusion to my advantage. With a flick of my wrist, pressure begins building in the air around me. I proceed to mutter a few words under my breath, most of which are irrelevant and inconsequential.
That is, of course, why Zero's left eye explodes in a burst of vitreous humor and recondite sorcery, blood mixing with the former and dripping to the ground. Shackles composed of a variety of unknown symbols wrap around Zero's limbs, dragging her into the air. Deep teal energy surges about, slowly morphing to cobalt. With a telekinetic urge, one of Zero's ribs punctures a lung, before shattering, thousands of shards of the stuff tearing through tendon, flesh, blood, and code with nary a problem. I gesture in the general direction of Zero, and tendrils of cobalt energy surge forward, forming a Ψ, before spearing Zero.
This is, quite ostensibly, where the illusion is lifted once more, as one could have predicted the moment her eye exploded. Everything goes monochromatic once more, as I direct a psionic blast to fully obliterate the server for yet another series of world-ending events. A blazing heat begins to arise in the ground, burning the feet of any within hundreds of blocks. I crackle with energy, preparing to launch another assault.
The illusion is lifted rather suddenly from the sight of all within the server the second UserZero feels some sort of inky stab to any part of her body in general. In a second, all is back to normal as I draw some sort of object or device dripping ink away, striding off as I hide the thing with a furtive secrecy. Not the most subtle, but it might work.
(+1 to Twin; +1 to Serpent)
Furtive Knowledge: 7/20 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
UserZero easily catches onto your backstab attempt and kicks you away!
Red 5/5 (+2 from Cryptic) Red has been summoned! He calls out Missingno! The game starts playing weird music, Missingno lashes at UZero! Missingno has returned to his pokeball!
Lord Calzerb 3/25
(Ah great, I forgot that it was the first entity, otherwise I would have made a much more epic summon, oh well, I guess I'll have to work with what I've got)
Slime Lore 1:
This was no simple slime you run across as training, this was Urthank the slime. Well, perhaps not very strong, but important. He was a young warrior in the underground city of Ercada. He was simply training one day, when a human walked into the village. The elders were afraid, as this should have been inaccessible by any non gelatin based creature. However, he asked about a kind of wooden sword. We did not know what he was talking about, but we offered him our own sword crafted from (Slime?) iron. Seeing the flame in the human's eyes, they instantly knew it was a bad idea. The human became enraged and slew the elders on the spot, and began hunting down every last slime. Urthank was the only one to escape, for he was a master of (Slime?)stealth. He slipped past, and went on to their entrance, which was blown apart, most likely by the human. As he heard the last (Slime?) screams of his friends, he slipped through the devastated door, and into the world.
This seems strange, should I battle the entities produced by others, should I focus my probably unsuccessful attack on Zero, the biggest threat, or should I take out the entities too. No, I should not attack the other entities, unless I am provoked, or they are pure malice I will not attack.
So, you used glue remover on the glue... smart...
Let's see if your brains can remove this!
I launch multiple cannons of webs at Zero, clamp her hands to trees, wrap tape around her, Nail her into the landscape, Attack a super powerful magnet to the bottom of a cliff, attach a giant band of iron to her, lock her in a safe, and put her in a dungeon guarded by thousands of monsters.
"Got no 'Glue Remover' for this, do you?", I say as I set the dungeon on fire, melting the monsters, the magnet, the nails, the tape, the trees, the webs, the safe, and Zero, all instantly.
UserZero has fire protection -1! She just sits through it.
Hey! Game Master! That b()lt was f()r UserZer()! N()t Richard! Y()u said that the G()dm()dder meant UserZer() in y()ur ()P p()st. S(), sh()uld I just call her Uzi ()r s()mething?
He turns to Richard.
I d() kn()w that there are multiple. But... I...
He pauses.
I... wanted a challenge. Yes, that s()unds g()()d! Er... I mean... LISTEN! I D()N'T HAVE T() TELL Y()U MY LIFE ST()RY!! JUST... d()n't ask any questi()ns, g()t it!?
He then angrily throws a few Ender Pearls in the air. They land around the Spam Bots. As he teleports, The L()rd punches the Spam Bots with a magical flaming fist of DEATH.
When he's done, he looks at the people from the future.
S(), the future? H()w's it like in Minecraft?
UserZero is the Godmodder, but Richard is a godmodder. But hey, it didn't backfire horribly!
3 Spambots have their membership in the Staying Alive Club abruptly revoked!
every self respecting video game needs a very easy level of simon says: 1/50 1/50
I'm still standing off of the beaten path, watching everything go on before noticing the charge cap's going down soon. I quickly take the 2 50's i can get my hands on and keep them for the first entity wave I've planned out in advance. this is gonna be a fun little sidequest.
I stay away from everyone hidden behind one of the hills, continuing to watch over the battlefield for researching purposes.
You can't make those charges, it's above the current cap! They wither away.
"Alright, I'm going to make this brief. As to not make this a separate timeline, I'm going to have to side with Richard. However, I think I'm going to hold off on that evil thing I was going to do because of the current charge limit. With that said..."
*a star is summoned onto the Godmodder (No, not Richard, the other one...) and promptly explodes*
"I won't hold back on you."
The star lands somewhere else in the server-you can't tell where, though! It appears there are more godmodders on the server than UserZero or Richard! It looks like you guys weren't the only ones curious about the glitchy server...
UserZero: oh come on?! UserZero: really?! UserZero: really?! UserZero: how popular is this server all of a sudden? UserZero: it was supposed to be top secret!
They're a thing that will have existed in the past future that will have been sent back into the future past from the past future to help ensure the past future in which they will have been created is not derailed by everybody messing with the future past. Relative timeline locks, the bane of everybody's grammar.
I look at the Fourth Wall, clearly angry despite only having a Minecraft avatar with which to express emotion.
"Stop faffing about messing with attacks that're referencing 2 just because they reference 2, Tazz, you were there, you know what they are. Seriously. It's not like I'm referencing fifty-seven different things, without explanation, that are all required to understand what I just hit UserZero with. If I do THAT, I fully expect you to tell me off for it."
On that note, a potent font of creative energies slams into UserZero FROM SP8888CE and breaks over her head, causing a dangerous outflow of said creative energies into a 3*3*3 filled box of bedrock. Ouch.
"Dang it, not again!"
"As for the future of Minecraft: I don't have much personal experience to offer in that front as the only times I have been on a Minecraft server it was exactly like this one. Save for the date and time settings."
OR, maybe Origin Wands really didn't exist yet? To be totally fair, the Weath Ray shouldn't have either, but how UserZero got it is beyond me...
UserZero notices a feeling much like raindrops falling on her head. She shrugs.
At this point, I'm not even going to ask whom you are talking to
Good, it'd only confuse you
Rashki looks around, and then back at his creation. It was just a simple outline of a cube in the ground made of an obsidian, dirt and corruption alloy. In the middle of the outline stands a lone torch, unlit. Next to the cube is a fan, currently running. Rashki lights the torch and watches it's flame danced to the left and then as the corrupted alloy portal started to slowly let forth a black haze, marching towards the torch. He was going to go to the Farlands
Uh, OK, you head outwards to the Far Lands! Except, those don't exist as this is still post-1.8 Beta, thus post-far Lands!
((I sort of addressed the fact that the Author physically can't do anything here. Literally all those two are going to be doing is random exposition and be responsible for a few of my larger charges. The Author and the Oracle of the Void are just watchers, and will not be playing a significant part in the game. I have already said that. Unless UserZero tries to assassinate one of them, no OP scale-threatening actions will take place. For all intents and purpose, George is the important character here.
The Author may be more powerful than the OP King, but if for some reason I get it into my head to have him actually affect the battlefield, I'll run it by you first, and even then, it'll be something indirect. But I need him here for some exposition, and to set up his relationship with the Oracle of the Void somewhat.))
3/5 for first summon
3/25 for big summon #01
George looks about, then gets a clever idea.
He fires his duck cannon once more, this time it explodes, launching him backwards, but this time, two ducks come down for her, one after the other, such that should her supreme abilities in dodging and godmodding allow her to block one or the other with the first duck that she dissipated, she'll still have to go goo-form in order to dodge these.
So that she can't use the fourth-wall breaking abilities that I think (not sure about it, but I believe it is, since Richard demonstrated them) are part of the Godmodder moveset, I will point out why this is strategically a good idea NEXT post.
Additionally, the explosion sets the toxic goo on fire, which, if we haven't moved away within 2 turns, will set the entire battlefield to 'flaming toxic goo fields.'
The ducks look at her in her ducky pajamas! Clearly she is a duck lover! In rage at being fired at a duck-loving individual, and immediately come after you instead! They suddenly contort into near demonic faces and tear you to shreds through powerful beak slashes! UserZero smirks at the carnage, well, until the ducks vanish into thin air anyways.
Since Uzi is an acronym for User Zero, I'll use that!
THE CONTACT: PART 2: Airport of Awful
Alternate!Uzi, still damage-connected to the original Uzi, heads deep within the building... Eventually, she arrives in a small room filled with computers, where she sees a man shrouded in purple. She knows right away that this is the Psychic General of her mysterious contact's forces.
The General sees her, and immediately begins shoving images into Uzi's mind. She sees what she is meant to do... in order to earn some assistance for her real self, she must travel to the base of The Contact's enemies, known simply as "The Monsters". The fastest and best way there is by plan...
As a parting gift, the General teleports Uzi to the airport!
However, once she is in the airport, she realizes that she has to wait in a really long line to get her ticket! The line is 56 minutes long, and her flight is leaving in an hour! She looks up ahead... The baggage line is 43 minutes long, the slow security line(requiring full body cavity searches-Uzi can't have that!) is 72 minutes long! Uzi can't just wait, she has to find a creative solution to the problem! She looks around, and sees an AUTOMATIC CREATIVITY BLASTER-one of her least favorite things! It automatically blows creative things into oblivion! Then she sees an AUTOMATIC UNCREATIVITY BLASTER-which does the same thing, but for uncreative stuff! Finally, she sees an AUTOMATIC MEDIUM-CREATIVITY GUARD CALLER, which calls the guards on anyone who's just a bit creative! Uzi is forced to take the middle road...
She must fight her way through the airport, destroying things with only moderately creative attacks! Oh, and all the blasters and callers are 100% invulnerable to everything. It's up to Tazz to decide whether she succeeds...
You watch in astonishment as she actually waits it out, getting into the plane no problem! She seems incredibly patient! She's not bothered at all by the incredible wait times!
Urthank (Slime?) crawled through the tunnel and looked out onto the world. He had never before seen it, although it was nothing like he had imagined. It was dark, with only a feint light illumination the skyscape. And it was eerie, there was no other living thing there, and yet he felt like he was being watched by a hundred eyes. Indeed, it was true, as a giant spider crawled out from beyond his vision, through the thick forest.
Urthank: I do not wish to battle, I am a simple traveler, I am of no harm to you, but if you threaten me, I will kill you
*Silence*
Urthank: Well, if you mean no harm, then I will simply go away.
The spider instantly jumps toward Urthank, but he (Slime?) rolls out of the way! He knows this is no match for him, but he can not run, he must face his opponent. He takes out his (Slime?) fire spell book, and speaks a few words, launching the strongest fireball his mind can summon. It ricochets off the spider and falls to the ground. The spider prepares to finish off this slime, but as Urthank prepared for death, a sword was stabbed straight through the spider's face, and it dropped to the ground. As he looked up to thank this warrior his joy turned to dread, as he saw a human, with a strange glow... and a wooden sword. Urthank knew what he had to do... And so he ran.
I launch a pizza gun at UserZero, and everyone eats the mountains of pizza on her insanely, as this is addictive-smelling pizza. This causes some people ravenous for the pizza to bite her head off
UserZero devours the Pizza before anyone else can do some insane eating.
(it is pillowmantis from the tvtropes games. i am playing anti zero)
1/20 1/20
A ordinary looking person steps onto the battlefield. this man is so normal that the only really unique thing about him is his cripplingly overspecialized telekinesis. He can only use it on fish, but His telekinetic power is very strong.
I sense a fish inside of the stomach of someone very far away. for most psychics it would be impossible from this range, luckily i traded my flexibility of what i control for enhanced stats on all aspects of my ability. therefore I can use my telekinesis to jab the fish through her stomach.
/null
the fish i am talking about is the one zeros duplicate thing ate. i figure that if the duplicates damage is taken by zero then why not stomach contents.
UserZero's stomach is analougous to Divinium, the hardest material in existence! You can do nothing!
Golem: You know, it's interesting how many of us aren't ourselves from the future. I mean Blue's not joining us, Kalare's not here (by choice or consequence, I don't recall), Build isn't joining us, though he could clearly use a break from the last/last war(grammatical ambiguity, huzzah!), Eric's thankfully not here, Engie is also thankfully not here in all his OP "glory", Proof is nowhere to be seen, I have no clue what's up with Nimble/Eglarbroad/whoever the heck he was, The LParenthesisParenthesisrd is... the past version of himself?, Ire is both incapacitated and imprisoned, I have no clue where Serpent went, I'm here in place of my Descendant, I still have no idea what's up with FivelOnenSixFivehZeroSeven, and KFouryne is off somewhere and I don't know what he's doing.
4/25 Terrible Tastes
2/25 The Myth, The Misspelling, The Legend
I put on a green shirt, some suspenders, and a white suit. I then shoot a perfectly normal cueball at User0.
She catches the Cueball with her hair! She then breaks it!
"Actually, I think this is Past!Ire as sleuth.exe, remember the errortext when he borked? No you don't, you're not from the future, silly me. Although, this raises the question of whether interfering would create a paradox or just create a certain (c) person."
"....Where IS Erelye? That's somewhat strange that we haven't even heard of, from, or about him yet..."
"Either way, I had better take care of..."
I apply liberal amounts of soap to the poison.
And water.
Water enough to flood UserZero's stomach.
Corruption weakened! It's back to only taking 5% damage!
In a bright flash of light, a figure wearing a tattered lab coat and dull gold crown appears.
Having used the Timebringer, Modpack appears, and joins the Neutral team!
I attempt to use my holy meme power, to test if it works here, and fire a meme laser at the Donation Spambots! (The "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER" sound plays, of course.)
The Nearly Incomplete Certainly Extremely Memey with Extra Meme Explosives (Or NICEMEME, for short) 1/20
"You liked it, didn't you? You know, I've been thinking of starting a restaurant. How about doing it RIGHT HERE!?"
I summon a giant restaurant. 15 Angry Chefs come out and start assaulting UserZero with spatulas, flying fish, and kitchen knives. I also offer UserZero some more of that pufferfish soup. Because why not?
4/25 Thunderstorm
5/25 Guardian King
UserZero quickly slaps the angry chefs away with a Golden Spatula! She accepts your Pufferfish soup again, regardless.
I was supposed to install my Advanced Combat chip in there!!!
Lemme do that.
DATA ENCRYPTING...
INSTALLATION COMPLETE.
Better.
Lets do this!
Lord Calzerb 4/25
ERROR 404: ALCHEMY SYSTEM ISNT IN YET.
PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER.
Darn!
I make it rain tacos!
Huh? Past me is charging something! 1/3
As it turns out, there are somehow a literally infinite number of human sensitivity chips in that area! UserZero gives you a trollface, clearly letting you know who was responsible. You somehow manage to install the Advanced Combat chip regardless.
Ah, thank you Scribe.
Well, to clear up any confusion, I am Vandelgrot Shenelsky. And… He should be here any moment now… A rune appears in midair, and slowly glows red… For minutes in thumps, then slows… It collapses, spitting out a cloaked man, with a gun strapped to his back.
The author of the j-
USER2 RECONNECTED, LOGGING IN AS UNATTAINABELLE…
Unattainabelle joined the game.
Shenelsky, why did you leave me behind there?
Your fuel tank must have been higher… And, Ford, why did this extension of the update terminal just say your name was Unattainabelle?
What…? Where are we any - Are we still in your dimension?
Yep. I don't have any equipment with me to get out though. But, this battle seems interesting…
Oh, great. I came all the way though the nightmare realms for this.
We're just going to have to fight until I can get some equipment set up for this. Shenelsky waves his hand, and some of the grey liquid diverts from the inscription, to the Spambots. They are covered in an immensely corrosive liquid, the same one in the pen. A golem drips from the hands of Shenelsky, moving out to assist The Scribe and terminalAutocrat. +1 to both(Twin and Erelye).
The grey liquid keeps pouring into the inscription, assisted by The Scribe.
The Inscription: 3/15 (+1 from Twin)
Ford sits down, and starts writing whatever he remembers into a book he picked up back in a previous dimension.
1/10 Memoric Book
Hehehehehehehhehehehehe.... time to make preparations.
Lets get some mobile bases up.
Anyway, Richard, do you have any general forces or backup forces, not really asking much, just you know basic description of the forces you have and also a indicator to see what Godmodder Rank you have currently would be nice.
I'm Neutral
1/25 (Mobile Base)
1/25 (Project "Revelation")
Godmodder477: There is no backup, except for the standard Godmodding Terrors, but it's not time to unleash them yet. Godmodder477: And my Rank is Gamma, it's as clear as day! Godmodder477: That is a lowercase Gamma on my glove, pretty obvious!
Allegiance Meter ───────────Richard─────Autonomous─UserZero ❚❘❘❘❘❙❘❘❘❘❚❘❘❘❘❙❘❘❘❘❚❘❘❘❘❙❘❘❘❘❚❘❘❘❘❙❘❘❘❘❚❘❘❘❘❙❘❘❘❘❚❘❘❘❘❙❘❘❘❘❚❘❘❘❘❙❘❘❘❘❚❘❘❘❘❙❘❘❘❘❚❘❘❘❘❙❘❘❘❘❚❘❘❘❘❙❘❘❘❘❫ 000003──────────000001──────────000000 075.00%─────────025.00%─────────000.00% Allegiance meter will take effect in 4 of my posts or 1 more charge given. Charges
Project M01-Stainless Steel Rat (6/10) (+1 from crystalcat)
Project M02-魔域傲世六階 móyù àoshì lìujiē (6/25) (+1 from crystalcat)
+2 to Crystal
Action: /'em
I zap a / at the Donation Spambots.
Roll 1d6:
1: The wand is out of charges and can't be used.
2: The wand of striking is out of charges, but I manage to wrest a final charge that deals low damage to the Spambots.
3. The wand of striking has one charge left. It deals low-medium damage to the Spambots.
4. The wand of striking has two charges left. It deals medium damage to the Spambots.
5. The wand of fire has one charge left. It burns the Spambots.
6. The wand of death has five charges left. Massive damage to the Spambots!
Aayla casts a spell on her WIP whip, forcing all of the actions this round involve grass. (No gameplay change, just funny to watch)
Aayla then creates a small pond using to cultivate seaweed in.
At the end of turn, summon a 1/1 [N] Seaweed, when killed, the seaweed will heal the entity which killed it by 5000, but they must spend their turn doing so, or the effect will fail (That means they are unaffected by multitarget or area of effect abilities.)
Entities:
The Ground 5/25
There is No Other Way 3/10
+2 to the owner of the next entity to be afflicted by the sandstorm.
That's too complicated, so the Healing Seaweed is summoned immediately! No-one can attack it yet, though.
i release a Super Prototype for the Superspam MK2 Type 41-A5
Notes on Superspam-class:
Has 2000 HP, and basic shield magic (500 SP, increasing by 100 for each person driven insane0
Has a Machine Gun built into its arm.
Its super-spam powers means that mind controling it merely causes 1 terrabyte of spam posts to invade the idiots mind.
Mass Production Mk2 Superspam Type 41-a5 Factory: 1/10 (produces 1 per turn)
2+ to below
Super Prototype Spambot summoned, and promptly Mind-Controlled! UserZero literally rips off the top of her head to use it as a cannon to fire out all the Spamposts, which apparently took the form of actual, literal Spam!
"Besides, I dont need a Weath Ray to take down godmodders." I throw a device at UserZero that attaches to her and knocks out her godmodding capability: an Anti-Godmodder Sticky Device. Its properties also make it unable to be countered with godmodding, but unfortunately it only lasts 3 turns.
UserZero simply steps to the side, using her ability to do things without excessively godmodding!
After getting onto the plane, Uzi goes to take her seat. She grabs some helpful info on her flight, and looks at an instructional booklet for health and safety on a plane! However, due to a new FDA regulation, all health and safety booklets must mind-control people into practicing all the safety stuff in the book, so they know how to do it in the event of a real emergency! And thus, Uzi is forced to do all the book's instructions, in order!
1: What to do if a spider is on your head: Whack your cranium with a hammer repeatedly
WHACK WHACK WHACK
2: What to do if the pilot leaves the intercom on: Yell really loudly at him for him to turn it off
Uzi screeches at the top of her lungs, causing all the other passengers to get angry and beat her up!
3: What to do when there's a hole in the plane: Grab a parachute
Uzi grabs a nearby parachute and slings it back against herself so hard, she receives massive cranium trauma!
4: What to do if terrorists overtake the plane: Call 911
Uzi takes out her phone, which messes with the plane's stuff, and makes it crash into a nearby mountain! The plane gets back up, with all the damage of the crash somehow having gone straight to Uzi!
5: What to do if this guide mind-controls you: Throw the guide away
Uzi throws the guide, and it hits a nearby switch! The mind control breaks, and she's happy... but it turns out the switch she hit was "pour lava downwards" switch, Lava floods her seat, and she's forced to sit directly in it for the rest of the 8-hour flight...
To be continued!
Somehow stopped by the Spambots! (Not the flight, just the attacking portions.)
I then decide that referring to the Sleuth in the 3rd person is going to get really confusing, and stop doing that. I then reach into my pockets, and produce a old, beaten-up Armistyx from it. While it won't be as strong as an actual alchemy without repairs, it still allows for fancy combos and maneuvers. I then switch it to Jet Fighter Scythe Mode! I hop in, and fly up above the battlefield, somehow making it through the sandstorm.
I then jump out of the Jet Fighter, then switch it to Rocket Booster Scythe Mode, boosting me towards UserZero! As I hit terminal velocity, I switch to Market Gardener Scythe Mode, and attempt to score the world's best market-garden ever on Uzi.
UserZero puts a teleporter onto her head! It whirrs up and a R.E.D. Engineer comes out, who you nail with the World's best Market-Garden ever and instantly dies! Well, you got half of it right!
If UserZero tries to play Destiny, she will start to run into problems pretty quickly. First off, it requires an internet connection for most of the features, and as she is inside of a video game that is based off of what a barebones earth would be, it lacks internet. When she finally gets connected thanks to my Future Connection Modem (Patent Pending), she quickly finds that...the game is fun! She's having a great time shooting aliens in the future. Then she remembers my challenge: Get all the legendary weapons. She tackles all the missions, and is even able to take down the vaults single-handedly. She checks her inventory after 200 hours of playing to notice...a legendary weapon! It's called The Calming, and is a fusion rifle. She assumes that there is one of every type of weapon, but it turns out that there are at least 10 of every type of weapon. After grinding through another couple hundred hours, she gets another legendary: The Calming fusion rifle. This process continues until Bungie decides to fix the drop rate, which has not occurred yet 5 years later.
If she refuses to play it, I break the disc by smashing it into her face.
"Um, Herobrine? Minecraft's kind of...dead. Sort of, kind of, dead. I don't know all the details, but there was a big war involving me, many of the people around us in the future, you at some point, Notch, a computer system, another computer system, three arrogant serpents convinced of their own superiority, and that moron in the corner. Well, Richard isn't exactly stupid, just thinks that he's much stronger than he actually is."
3/20 Maine Cannon
3/25 Elizabeth Summon
Tragically, the person she loved sealed away his soul to stop the apocalypse. She has worked to free him while keeping the seal intact ever since, abandoning her former position as a guardian of humanity's potential.
That was many years ago, yet not many at all. 2/3 years ago, yet also many more. Time moves strangely in the Sea of Souls.
The disc just breaks in her face! It's just a disc. It's not particuarily potent.
4 Donation Spambots tabled! This is coincidentally the last four, so all Donation Spambots dealt with! You gain 10 blocks of distance to Yggdrasil!
The Corrupted Terrain does nothing, as everything is immune! UserZero notices this and blasts a Clentaminator around with green solution, cleansing the Plains to regular plains! The Sandstorm is still raging hard, but its losing power.
The Slightly Fatter Panda somehow claws one of the Alpha Phantoms for 2,000 damage! The Slime starts devouring the Slightly Fatter Panda for 1,800 damage! The Super Prototype Spambot fires its Machinegun but fails to connect due to the Sandstorm, and the Phantoms similarly have trouble!
Richard gives +2 to The_Serpent and TwinBuilder, then makes another quick charge for UserZero! UserZero gives +2 to all Pro-Zero players, pulls out her dual Uzi's, and fires a ton of bullets onto Richard (which he easily deflects) before he can try another attack on her. Then, she starts yelling.
UserZero: alright, n00bs!
UserZero: the sooner this is over with the better, and you're proving to be more competent than i would like!
UserZero: unfortunately for all of you, tuba boy has a weakness.
Godmodder477: That's completely untrue and you-
UserZero snaps her fingers and immediately proves Richard wrong. Appearing in a puff of smoke right next to her is nothing more than a Tuba. It's completely non-threatening in any way. Despite this, Richard proceeds to undergo a massive mental breakdown.
Richard continues on like this for several minutes before getting into the fetal position. It's blatantly clear to anyone with a brain that Richard has a massive phobia of Tubas.
UserZero: oh man.
UserZero: its still so funny to do that even after all this time.
UserZero: its amazing what you can do with one tuba to one stupid joke.
UserZero: you, friendly n00bs, keep the n00bier n00bs at bay and defend that tuba.
UserZero: i'll deal with the crybaby and end this in three turns.
The lowdown: OK, it appears that Uzi knows nothing about being friendly with others. That Tuba is, well, just a tuba, but it is making Richard have a massive anxiety attack. It seems like he really didn't have a fun time with those things back in the day...And it appears he really hasn't gotten over it yet. Richard's just going to sit there and do nothing if you don't destroy it! Thankfully, for whatever reason it can't be guarded by other entities.
Since I'm pretty sure that everyone else has been spraying attacks everywhere, the entire plains suddenly ignite as the fire made by the goop suddenly goes from the only kind of flammable goop to the extremely flammable grass.
Terrain change: Flaming plains! Everything is constantly inflicted with the On Fire! debuff.
Due to the fact that EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE the sandstorm is also modified:
weather change: Glass storm! Everything takes damage every round due to the pieces of glass of various sizes being sent flying every which way. Also decreases accuracy slightly due to light refraction, but not as much as the sandstorm did.
Whoops, messed up. Currently at 5/20 for Main Cannon and 5/25 for Elizabeth. I'll post the rest of this later.
+2 to Piono.
I reveal that the disc I broke over her head was filled with the energies of sheer disappointment of the millions of people who bought Destiny! The sheer disappointment makes UserZero...disappointed!
Continued Storytime:
Naturally, she is hard to find. I rip open a door in space and time, and enter.
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Briefacse: Those guys look kinda tough... Sigmatic573: Yeah, Those aren't a problem for me.
I grab Briefcase one-handed and ignite a flame with my other hand.
Briefcase: Uh, what are you doing to me? Sigmatic573: You'll see. I'll have to freeze you for this though, because It WILL gonna burn. Briefcase: Wait, what do you mea-
Briefcase is then frozen by Sigmatic573.
Sigmatic573: Now, here's my fun time.
I ignite and throw the now frozen Briefcase at a alarming fast speed. It Burns like a star. >:)
Briefcase, flying in the air, is trying to analyze what is exactly going on here.
Briefcase: (According to my watch, it is still the same year, yet this server's time is set to 2011. Is this some kind of a paradox?)
He hits the ground and EXPLODES in a brilliant fire show that manages to get the Slightly Fatter Panda and the Spambots!
...Then he thawed. Briefcase looked around. The Explosion created a frozen crater, and Everything around it is burning. The explosion combined with the "Fire and Ice" tatic caused the Slightly Fatter Panda and the Spambots to be freeze-burned like they were hit with liquid nitrogen.
Briefcase: Sigmatic, how the Heck did you do THAT?
Ah, thank you Scribe.
Well, to clear up any confusion, I am Vandelgrot Shenelsky. And… He should be here any moment now…
A rune appears in midair, and slowly glows red… For minutes in thumps, then slows…
It collapses, spitting out a cloaked man, with a gun strapped to his back.
The author of the j-
USER2 RECONNECTED, LOGGING IN AS UNATTAINABELLE…
Unattainabelle joined the game.
Shenelsky, why did you leave me behind there?
Your fuel tank must have been higher… And, Ford, why did this extension of the update terminal just say your name was Unattainabelle?
What…? Where are we any - Are we still in your dimension?
Yep. I don't have any equipment with me to get out though. But, this battle seems interesting…
Oh, great. I came all the way though the nightmare realms for this.
We're just going to have to fight until I can get some equipment set up for this.
Shenelsky waves his hand, and some of the grey liquid diverts from the inscription, to the Spambots. They are covered in an immensely corrosive liquid, the same one in the pen.
A golem drips from the hands of Shenelsky, moving out to assist The Scribe and terminalAutocrat. +1 to both(Twin and Erelye).
The grey liquid keeps pouring into the inscription, assisted by The Scribe.
The Inscription: 3/15 (+1 from Twin)
Ford sits down, and starts writing whatever he remembers into a book he picked up back in a previous dimension.
1/10 Memoric Book
A portal appears, and a dark entity appears.
Hehehehehehehhehehehehe.... time to make preparations.
Lets get some mobile bases up.
Anyway, Richard, do you have any general forces or backup forces, not really asking much, just you know basic description of the forces you have and also a indicator to see what Godmodder Rank you have currently would be nice.
I'm Neutral
1/25 (Mobile Base)
1/25 (Project "Revelation")
Allegiance Meter
Project M01-Stainless Steel Rat (6/10) (+1 from crystalcat)
Project M02-魔域傲世六階 móyù àoshì lìujiē (6/25) (+1 from crystalcat)
+2 to Crystal
Action: /'em
I zap a / at the Donation Spambots.
Roll 1d6:
1: The wand is out of charges and can't be used.
2: The wand of striking is out of charges, but I manage to wrest a final charge that deals low damage to the Spambots.
3. The wand of striking has one charge left. It deals low-medium damage to the Spambots.
4. The wand of striking has two charges left. It deals medium damage to the Spambots.
5. The wand of fire has one charge left. It burns the Spambots.
6. The wand of death has five charges left. Massive damage to the Spambots!
"Welcome, TakenForGranite!"
*aghast sputtering*
Aayla casts a spell on her WIP whip, forcing all of the actions this round involve grass. (No gameplay change, just funny to watch)
Aayla then creates a small pond using to cultivate seaweed in.
At the end of turn, summon a 1/1 [N] Seaweed, when killed, the seaweed will heal the entity which killed it by 5000, but they must spend their turn doing so, or the effect will fail (That means they are unaffected by multitarget or area of effect abilities.)
Entities:
The Ground 5/25
There is No Other Way 3/10
+2 to the owner of the next entity to be afflicted by the sandstorm.
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
i release a Super Prototype for the Superspam MK2 Type 41-A5
Notes on Superspam-class:
Has 2000 HP, and basic shield magic (500 SP, increasing by 100 for each person driven insane0
Has a Machine Gun built into its arm.
Its super-spam powers means that mind controling it merely causes 1 terrabyte of spam posts to invade the idiots mind.
Mass Production Mk2 Superspam Type 41-a5 Factory: 1/10 (produces 1 per turn)
2+ to below
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
I join User Zero and I try to convince CobaltShade to join User Zero(with two helps)
Then I use planar bind to bind an angel to the side of User Zero 1/3.
Holy ████, that's a lot of posts to get through. Being a GM, this amount of posts is going to severely halt Tazz's progress. And hell, this is canon, so we shouldn't make things harder!
/nullpost
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I attack the Donation Spambots with the Starfury.
~~Charges~~
Giant Honey Badger: 2/25
~~Alchemies~~
Spectre Rifle: 2/? (Causes Calcium Deficiency debuff, which makes repeat hits from the Spectre Rifle less affected by the Curse of Repetitiveness)
4/10 EXOS Arrival
"Besides, I dont need a Weath Ray to take down godmodders." I throw a device at UserZero that attaches to her and knocks out her godmodding capability: an Anti-Godmodder Sticky Device. Its properties also make it unable to be countered with godmodding, but unfortunately it only lasts 3 turns.
atomicAmiable replaces the zero in UserZero's name with a one.
Duality: 4/25 (+2 from Erelye). +1 to Twin and Erelye.
Oh no
The Contact: Part 3: Plane of Horrors
After getting onto the plane, Uzi goes to take her seat. She grabs some helpful info on her flight, and looks at an instructional booklet for health and safety on a plane! However, due to a new FDA regulation, all health and safety booklets must mind-control people into practicing all the safety stuff in the book, so they know how to do it in the event of a real emergency! And thus, Uzi is forced to do all the book's instructions, in order!
1: What to do if a spider is on your head: Whack your cranium with a hammer repeatedly
WHACK WHACK WHACK
2: What to do if the pilot leaves the intercom on: Yell really loudly at him for him to turn it off
Uzi screeches at the top of her lungs, causing all the other passengers to get angry and beat her up!
3: What to do when there's a hole in the plane: Grab a parachute
Uzi grabs a nearby parachute and slings it back against herself so hard, she receives massive cranium trauma!
4: What to do if terrorists overtake the plane: Call 911
Uzi takes out her phone, which messes with the plane's stuff, and makes it crash into a nearby mountain! The plane gets back up, with all the damage of the crash somehow having gone straight to Uzi!
5: What to do if this guide mind-controls you: Throw the guide away
Uzi throws the guide, and it hits a nearby switch! The mind control breaks, and she's happy... but it turns out the switch she hit was "pour lava downwards" switch, Lava floods her seat, and she's forced to sit directly in it for the rest of the 8-hour flight...
To be continued!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
=Turn Two=
(3 / 20) A Construction
(3 / 10) Identity Crisis (+1 from Feathered)
+1 to Feathered
+1 to Cobalt
=Action=
I then decide that referring to the Sleuth in the 3rd person is going to get really confusing, and stop doing that. I then reach into my pockets, and produce a old, beaten-up Armistyx from it. While it won't be as strong as an actual alchemy without repairs, it still allows for fancy combos and maneuvers. I then switch it to Jet Fighter Scythe Mode! I hop in, and fly up above the battlefield, somehow making it through the sandstorm.
I then jump out of the Jet Fighter, then switch it to Rocket Booster Scythe Mode, boosting me towards UserZero! As I hit terminal velocity, I switch to Market Gardener Scythe Mode, and attempt to score the world's best market-garden ever on Uzi.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
+2 to Cobalt
If UserZero tries to play Destiny, she will start to run into problems pretty quickly. First off, it requires an internet connection for most of the features, and as she is inside of a video game that is based off of what a barebones earth would be, it lacks internet. When she finally gets connected thanks to my Future Connection Modem (Patent Pending), she quickly finds that...the game is fun! She's having a great time shooting aliens in the future. Then she remembers my challenge: Get all the legendary weapons. She tackles all the missions, and is even able to take down the vaults single-handedly. She checks her inventory after 200 hours of playing to notice...a legendary weapon! It's called The Calming, and is a fusion rifle. She assumes that there is one of every type of weapon, but it turns out that there are at least 10 of every type of weapon. After grinding through another couple hundred hours, she gets another legendary: The Calming fusion rifle. This process continues until Bungie decides to fix the drop rate, which has not occurred yet 5 years later.
If she refuses to play it, I break the disc by smashing it into her face.
"Um, Herobrine? Minecraft's kind of...dead. Sort of, kind of, dead. I don't know all the details, but there was a big war involving me, many of the people around us in the future, you at some point, Notch, a computer system, another computer system, three arrogant serpents convinced of their own superiority, and that moron in the corner. Well, Richard isn't exactly stupid, just thinks that he's much stronger than he actually is."3/20 Maine Cannon
3/25 Elizabeth Summon
Tragically, the person she loved sealed away his soul to stop the apocalypse. She has worked to free him while keeping the seal intact ever since, abandoning her former position as a guardian of humanity's potential.
That was many years ago, yet not many at all. 2/3 years ago, yet also many more. Time moves strangely in the Sea of Souls.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
/null
WARNING FOR TAZZ AND ANYONE MAKING LONG POSTS AROUND THIS TIME!
The forums appear to be crashing. So far, it has occurred three times. Save often, and remember to copy/paste!
Thank you, and have a good day.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
I TABLE the Donation Spambots.
gorrilaing mangos: 5/10 (+1 from cryptic)
+1 to cryptic, +1 to twin
It's High Noon
You cannot have Charges with no defined endpoint!
Godmodder477: So yeah, quick lowdown, we're all fighting the strongest godmodder alive!
Godmodder477: She wants us all dead! In my case she's been threatening this kind of thing for three months now!
Godmodder477: Help appreciated!
Welcome, MythicZoologist!
The d12 is caught by UserZero, who then crushes the completely normal D12. It's result is henceforth 0.
UserZero seems to be somewhat oblivious to most of what you say and refuses to play Destiny.
UserZero's sick burn meter suffers a critical spike! She destroys the High-Five bot immediately!
5 Donation Spambots killed! What, it's the early game and they were one-post summons, did you think they'd stick around all that much?
Personally, I'd say that you'd need a system of Leveing if that's going to be a gameplay mechanic. That ought to be charged as well. If that's just for RP reasons, on the other hand, I won't mind.
Alpha Phantom summoned! 1,500 damage to the Slightly Fatter Panda!
The psycheouts are real, folks! The practical inaction is real, folks!
10 Donation Spambots bite it! The Corruption gets even stronger, now capable of 10% HP loss per turn!
Now you see, there is an assumption you have made about the Weath Ray: If the Weath Ray was TRULY capable of doing those things, it would be banned by the OP Scale instantly without contest no matter what you had to say about it, as there is no counter to being banned by the OP Scale, as that is part of the Narrative, which is the reason you can even fight at all; without the Narrative on your side, empowering your actions, you couldn't have hoped to build it. Thus, in order to create the Weath Ray, you'd have to outpower the Narrative, the thing that would technically allow you to build the Weath Ray and the thing empowering you. This is the same issue that Piono found when summoning Doomsday all that long ago. That, and what UserZero said was something you suggested as a block to the Weath Ray anyways!
That, and from a 100% OOC view, that's just too much to let you have. OHKO on the Godmodder? Not happening. There's a lot of crazy stuff but if it can one-shot the Godmodder it is OP no matter what it is. Even a no-restriant True Form Engie couldn't kill the Godmodder in a shot like that.
UserZero blasts the Enderpearl-and you-out of existence with the singular Weath Ray shot left, proving that she definitely did have it! You immediately respawn without penalty because that isn't a thing yet.
Godmodder477: Me?
Godmodder477: Working for UserZero?
Godmodder477: .
Godmodder477: .
Godmodder477: .
Godmodder477: Yeah I think you have some kind of brain tumor or something, because that's insane!
Godmodder477: I'd get that looked at.
1,000 damage to the Slightly Fatter Panda!
Oh, sorry. (Belated) Welcome, Fseftr!
You protect the Panda from the Corruption! It's gotten stronger, however, so you spend your whole action doing this.
A, you'd have to keep track of that, and B, if that's a game mechanic you're gonna need to charge that and explain how it'll work, OK?
3 Donation bots git gud.
You get scammed, only five appear!
UserZero: i'm not trying to lead here, i'm trying to kill the absolute joke that is tuba boy!
UserZero: i don't even trust you all that much, really! this conflict doesn't sound very trustworthy!
UserZero: but of course, tuba boy isn't really trustworthy either, is he?
UserZero: now, do me a favor and focus on the descendants for a little while, ignore tuba boy!
UserZero: he's mine, not yours, and i have a plan for dealing with him.
You can't Alchemize stuff, the Alchemiter isn't a thing yet!
Welcome, Ninjatwist!
UserZero and Richard take note.
1,000 damage to the Silghtly Fatter Panda!
Stopped by the Spambots, ironically!
10 Spambots beat it!
Stopped by the Spambots!
UserZero is oblivious to your taunting, but catches the rock before it can break and throws it at you!
UserZero easily catches onto your backstab attempt and kicks you away!
UserZero quickly devours Missingno! Thankfully, this has no effect.
You can't make Alchemies yet, a system isn't up!
UserZero has fire protection -1! She just sits through it.
UserZero is the Godmodder, but Richard is a godmodder. But hey, it didn't backfire horribly!
3 Spambots have their membership in the Staying Alive Club abruptly revoked!
You can't make those charges, it's above the current cap! They wither away.
The star lands somewhere else in the server-you can't tell where, though! It appears there are more godmodders on the server than UserZero or Richard! It looks like you guys weren't the only ones curious about the glitchy server...
UserZero: oh come on?!
UserZero: really?!
UserZero: really?!
UserZero: how popular is this server all of a sudden?
UserZero: it was supposed to be top secret!
OR, maybe Origin Wands really didn't exist yet? To be totally fair, the Weath Ray shouldn't have either, but how UserZero got it is beyond me...
UserZero notices a feeling much like raindrops falling on her head. She shrugs.
Uh, OK, you head outwards to the Far Lands! Except, those don't exist as this is still post-1.8 Beta, thus post-far Lands!
The ducks look at her in her ducky pajamas! Clearly she is a duck lover! In rage at being fired at a duck-loving individual, and immediately come after you instead! They suddenly contort into near demonic faces and tear you to shreds through powerful beak slashes! UserZero smirks at the carnage, well, until the ducks vanish into thin air anyways.
You watch in astonishment as she actually waits it out, getting into the plane no problem! She seems incredibly patient! She's not bothered at all by the incredible wait times!
UserZero devours the Pizza before anyone else can do some insane eating.
UserZero's stomach is analougous to Divinium, the hardest material in existence! You can do nothing!
Welcome, Cushionmantis!
She catches the Cueball with her hair! She then breaks it!
Corruption weakened! It's back to only taking 5% damage!
UserZero just doesn't open her mouth!
Stopped by the Spambots!
5 Donation Spambots get Tyrannosaurus Rekt!
Welcome, The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man!
Her C drive's form is inexplicable! You cannot grasp the true form of UserZero's C Drive!
You cannot create Alchemies right now, no weapon system exists!
Welcome, Cyanogynist!
Richard listens to your words and is comforted! Still, you can easily sense unrest in him, worry. This was probably not what he wanted to do.
UserZero quickly slaps the angry chefs away with a Golden Spatula! She accepts your Pufferfish soup again, regardless.
As it turns out, there are somehow a literally infinite number of human sensitivity chips in that area! UserZero gives you a trollface, clearly letting you know who was responsible. You somehow manage to install the Advanced Combat chip regardless.
3 Spambots get a punched ticket to limbo!
Godmodder477: There is no backup, except for the standard Godmodding Terrors, but it's not time to unleash them yet.
Godmodder477: And my Rank is Gamma, it's as clear as day!
Godmodder477: That is a lowercase Gamma on my glove, pretty obvious!
Welcome, sigmatw!
You get a 1! Your attack fails!
That's too complicated, so the Healing Seaweed is summoned immediately! No-one can attack it yet, though.
Super Prototype Spambot summoned, and promptly Mind-Controlled! UserZero literally rips off the top of her head to use it as a cannon to fire out all the Spamposts, which apparently took the form of actual, literal Spam!
Welcome, Nulitor!
3 Donation Spambots receive Cranky Kong's advice!
UserZero simply steps to the side, using her ability to do things without excessively godmodding!
There is no zero in UserZero's name! There's a Zero!
Somehow stopped by the Spambots! (Not the flight, just the attacking portions.)
UserZero puts a teleporter onto her head! It whirrs up and a R.E.D. Engineer comes out, who you nail with the World's best Market-Garden ever and instantly dies! Well, you got half of it right!
...I wonder where that Engineer came from?
The disc just breaks in her face! It's just a disc. It's not particuarily potent.
4 Donation Spambots tabled! This is coincidentally the last four, so all Donation Spambots dealt with! You gain 10 blocks of distance to Yggdrasil!
The Corrupted Terrain does nothing, as everything is immune! UserZero notices this and blasts a Clentaminator around with green solution, cleansing the Plains to regular plains! The Sandstorm is still raging hard, but its losing power.
The Slightly Fatter Panda somehow claws one of the Alpha Phantoms for 2,000 damage! The Slime starts devouring the Slightly Fatter Panda for 1,800 damage! The Super Prototype Spambot fires its Machinegun but fails to connect due to the Sandstorm, and the Phantoms similarly have trouble!
Richard gives +2 to The_Serpent and TwinBuilder, then makes another quick charge for UserZero! UserZero gives +2 to all Pro-Zero players, pulls out her dual Uzi's, and fires a ton of bullets onto Richard (which he easily deflects) before he can try another attack on her. Then, she starts yelling.
UserZero: alright, n00bs!
UserZero: the sooner this is over with the better, and you're proving to be more competent than i would like!
UserZero: unfortunately for all of you, tuba boy has a weakness.
Godmodder477: That's completely untrue and you-
UserZero snaps her fingers and immediately proves Richard wrong. Appearing in a puff of smoke right next to her is nothing more than a Tuba. It's completely non-threatening in any way. Despite this, Richard proceeds to undergo a massive mental breakdown.
Godmodder477: NONONONONONONONONNONONONONONONONONONONONONONNO!!!!!!
Godmodder477: NOT AGAIN!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
Godmodder477: AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!
Godmodder477: STAY AWAY YOU VILE INSTRUMENT!!!
Richard continues on like this for several minutes before getting into the fetal position. It's blatantly clear to anyone with a brain that Richard has a massive phobia of Tubas.
UserZero: oh man.
UserZero: its still so funny to do that even after all this time.
UserZero: its amazing what you can do with one tuba to one stupid joke.
UserZero: you, friendly n00bs, keep the n00bier n00bs at bay and defend that tuba.
UserZero: i'll deal with the crybaby and end this in three turns.
Terrain: Plains (No effect.)
Weather: Sandstorm (-20% Accuracy) [|||]
[AZ] Slightly Fatter Panda: 6,000/10,000 HP. Corruption-proofed.
[N] Slime: 15,000/15,000 HP.
[N] Healing Seaweed: 1/1 HP. Heals 5,000 HP to whoever kills it first.
[PZ] Super-Prototype Superspam MK2 Type 41-A5: 2,000/2,000 HP, 500/500 HP Mana Shield (Rises per successful block) (Can block 6 attacks per turn).
[PZ] Alpha Phantom: 20,000/20,000 HP x 2.
[PZ] Tuba: 50,000/50,000 HP.
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 50/50 HP. Undergoing Mental breakdown due to Tuba.
[GM] UserZero: 148/150 HP.
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4890.
+1 to cryptic
4/5 for the first summon
5/25 for the first big summon.
Since I'm pretty sure that everyone else has been spraying attacks everywhere, the entire plains suddenly ignite as the fire made by the goop suddenly goes from the only kind of flammable goop to the extremely flammable grass.
Terrain change: Flaming plains! Everything is constantly inflicted with the On Fire! debuff.
Due to the fact that EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE the sandstorm is also modified:
weather change: Glass storm! Everything takes damage every round due to the pieces of glass of various sizes being sent flying every which way. Also decreases accuracy slightly due to light refraction, but not as much as the sandstorm did.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Whoops, messed up. Currently at 5/20 for Main Cannon and 5/25 for Elizabeth. I'll post the rest of this later.
+2 to Piono.
I reveal that the disc I broke over her head was filled with the energies of sheer disappointment of the millions of people who bought Destiny! The sheer disappointment makes UserZero...disappointed!
Continued Storytime:
Naturally, she is hard to find. I rip open a door in space and time, and enter.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Wait so why is tazz saying #itsalljustajoke?
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Come to kspcity! Transportation
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/tra
Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind
Briefacse: Those guys look kinda tough...
Sigmatic573: Yeah, Those aren't a problem for me.
I grab Briefcase one-handed and ignite a flame with my other hand.
Briefcase: Uh, what are you doing to me?
Sigmatic573: You'll see. I'll have to freeze you for this though, because It WILL gonna burn.
Briefcase: Wait, what do you mea-
Briefcase is then frozen by Sigmatic573.
Sigmatic573: Now, here's my fun time.
I ignite and throw the now frozen Briefcase at a alarming fast speed. It Burns like a star. >:)
Briefcase, flying in the air, is trying to analyze what is exactly going on here.
Briefcase: (According to my watch, it is still the same year, yet this server's time is set to 2011. Is this some kind of a paradox?)
He hits the ground and EXPLODES in a brilliant fire show that manages to get the Slightly Fatter Panda and the Spambots!
...Then he thawed. Briefcase looked around. The Explosion created a frozen crater, and Everything around it is burning. The explosion combined with the "Fire and Ice" tatic caused the Slightly Fatter Panda and the Spambots to be freeze-burned like they were hit with liquid nitrogen.
Briefcase: Sigmatic, how the Heck did you do THAT?
I'll be making my great escape now!