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Yeah, don't summon Sans or you'll be in for a bad time, seeing as pretty much everyone here is playing the equivalent of Genocide. Also, I am currently atomicAmiable. I will announce if I switch.
Narration: 4/50 (Crusher'd).
Redstone Magic Scepter: 4/6.
aa takes a large stack of tomes with healing spells in them and throws them haphazardly at the Soul of the Core, which reads them all and memorizes them so it can heal itself if need be. (There are five tomes, which each heal 5,000 HP but require the Soul to lose a turn.) The Soul of the Core grabs a couple of Zombie Pigmen and devours them for nourishment. ((Hint: stop attacking the Soul of the Core if you are AZ! It will help your cause!))
Walker senses that he can almost pull off a very powerful attack, and beneath his mask, grins. Internally, he laments not having access to some of his buff abilities, particularly the damage one. Oh well... He decides he might as well bribe the captain with a slice of pizza.
...
Okay, make that two slices of pizza. True to Fazbear traditions, the pizza is amazingly delicious and healthy.
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I return to the Battlefield after my brief excursion into the wilderness, and from there into a hidden undisclosed villager college, looking around for something to try to interact with in some way.
Looking about, my eyes rest on… a pig some distance away from the Battlefield, on the outskirts of a dark oak forest. I sprint across the Battlefield, dodging anything that comes my way, before reaching the edge of the forest. I stop once I am within sight of the pig. It will not know what's coming. I begin to bash my fists against the dark oak tree in front of me, pretending not to have noticed the tree.
I pry an entire log from the tree using my Minecraftian strength, and build a crafting table through processing the planks. I place the table on the ground with an audible thunk, and continue to punch the tree down. I use the logs to craft a wooden axe, and chop several trees down, keeping in sight of the pig all the while. That monster isn't going to escape.
After several hours of tree-felling, I begin to dig at the dirt beneath me, forming a staircase downwards. I return to the surface once I strike stone, crafting a wooden pickaxe, staring at the pig the entire time I am on the ground. I take the crafting table with me, and make a stone pickaxe a few seconds later, promptly beginning to dig into the ground, searching for iron.
I dig a diagonal shaft all the way down to level 12, and begin to extract minerals from a cave I serendipitously found at the rough middle of my tunnel. I gather iron ore, gold ore, and bits of redstone and coal, before crafting a few torches, lighting the area up, and placing down my crafting table, after dispatching a skeleton that was hiding in the corner. (Let's ignore the fact that I've got things far more powerful than this from the Alchemiter. It's all part of the facade to slay that scourge of the earth.) I create a few furnaces from the cobblestone I have obtained digging this mine, shovel some assorted coal and dark oak charcoal into the fuel slots, and begin to smelt my iron and gold.
I take three iron ingots out of the furnaces the moment they are smelted, and use them to craft a shining new iron pick. I delve back into the lower mines, cleaving away at the stone and dirt of the depths.
I start a series of strip mines at level eight, searching for the all-important detail, occasionally surfacing to check on the pig. Another hour or so later, I smash through some darkened stone, and place a torch down to reveal glinting diamonds. I triumphantly ascend the steps of my diagonal shaft to the cave, and spend three hours creating the finest diamond sword one has ever seen upon the server, excluding godmodders, of course. I use the spare diamonds to forge a finely-wrought diamond pickaxe. Then, I craft a bucket with my abundance of iron, along with a full suit of iron armor. I ascend the steps, and fill my bucket with the water of a nearby pond, not taking my eyes off of the pig all the while. I descend once more.
Several minutes later, I have reached a pool of lava. I upturn the water bucket above the pool, and carefully extract approximately fourteen obsidian. I rush up the stairs once more, entering the cave that is my temporary residence with purpose. I build a standard Nether Portal without the corners, and place an enchantment table down on the opposite side of the cave, two blocks away from the two bookshelves I crafted some time earlier. I take a bar of iron from a chest, and a piece of flint from another, and ignite the portal, stepping in.
I leap out of the portal once I reach the other side, ascending the side of the nearest Nether Fortress. I smash a mass of glowstone directly above me, and proceed into the fortress. I effortlessly slay seven blazes, and collect their rods, smashing the spawner into nonexistence with my diamond pickaxe. I emerge once more from the portal, immediately getting to work.
I opt to augment my blaze, grinding the blaze rods into powder above the crafting table, before placing my exquisite diamond sword upon the edifice. I craft a cauldron, of all things, and stick it on the ground in the middle of the room, before filling it with a bucket of water. I pour all of my blaze powder and glowstone dust into the water, and mix it with a bone dropped off of the very skeleton that once inhabited this cave. I smash the bone into bone meal, and drop that into the mixture as well. I mix all of this with a stick, carefully watching proportions. I dig a hole beneath the cauldron, and place a bit of netherrack down, igniting it. I proceed to head over to the chests whilst the mixture boils, grabbing a little over half a stack of iron ingots. I use them to forge an immaculate anvil, which I place beside the crafting table. I grab a bucket of lava, and leave that beside the anvil as well, returning to the cauldron, grabbing the diamond sword on my way to the construct. I examine the fluid. I sniff several times, before lowering the blade of the diamond sword into the mixture.
I wait approximately twenty-four minutes, before drawing the sword from the fluid. The immaculate crystal blade has been supplanted, or rather, encrusted, with sparkling dust, warm to the touch. Extremely satisfied, I rush across the room, carefully placing the sword upon the anvil horizontally. I take to the anvil with an iron hammer, pounding against the sword with calculated strikes, further perfecting the structure of the blade. This pig shall be put to the blade, and slain with only the most dignified of weapons. I dip the tip of the blade in the bucket of lava, and swiftly dip it once more in the infinite water source directly behind me, cooling the lava, and resulting in an obsidian tip. Then, I stride across the room, to the enchantment table. The book upon the altar of igneous rock levitates a few inches into the air when I near it. I place the sword upon the table, and look at the book's pages carefully.
My selection turns steadily more and more occult, dark whispers pervading my mind, and the silent cave. The souls of the dead creep and crawl into the room, whispering and letting out horrible noises. They occasionally lunge at me, but cannot pass a ring of space around both the enchantment table and I. The tall, dark ghosts, upon seeing the sword upon the table, begin to whisper far more ominously, the air in the cave growing more and more twisted as time goes on. I find the enchantment I desire, and funnel thirty levels of experience into the blade. The souls of the dead dive inwards, the ring seemingly broken. However, instead of aggrieving me, they pass into the blade, and back to their own realm. The blade seems to grow darker and darker, shining dust encrusted upon its surface sullied by the presence of such darkness. The blade is a partial gateway to the halls of the dead, necromantic whispers surrounding the blade's form, and the brains of anyone it ever touches.
I take the blade, and begin to ascend the steps of the diagonal shaft, tossing my armor behind me, and grabbing the fully enchanted diamond suit of armor I crafted mere minutes before I started the crafting process. I fully ascend, the sky dark, the moon hidden behind some clouds. I spin to face the pig, which I already know is there, and march several steps forward. The pig snorts, looking at me. I draw the blade up, necromantic mutterings growing more frantic in the back of my head, and prepare for battle. This abomination of flesh shall die tonight.
I ruin the moment by stabbing the sword into a dark oak tree directly next to me (the blade sinking up to its hilt), and tossing my armor upon the floor. I peel a full plank of wood off of the tree I stabbed the sword in, process it a little so that is resembles an actual wooden plank, and rush the pig, an insane look in my eyes. I smash the wooden plank into the pig's side repeatedly, screeching all the while. Blood splatters all over both my form and the pig's, and the thing falls to the ground, unconscious and definitely bleeding. I sprint off further into the wilderness, promising to return to finish the pig off all the while. I run deeper into the forest, before coming across a pumpkin patch in a clearing. Sorry, patch of nothing. I don't know what you're talking about. I leap upon a perfectly empty patch of air, and smash it several times with my bloodstained plank of wood, before just cleaving it in half, and placing the top half upon my head, orange juices coming from the thing, and seeds attached to pulpous nothing dripping into my eyes. I rush in the direction of the Battlefield.
I reach the Battlefield several minutes later, bloodlust in my eyes, and my form appearing quite different to everyone else. Seeing as nobody had really observed me since my arrival at the forest, they are likely quite alarmed when they look, and see me, covered in blood, wielding a bloodstained plank of dark oak, and wearing half of a nothing upon my head. I let out a psychotic scream, and leap upon a random pineapple tree, tearing a singular pineapple from the tree, before leaping down once more, and sprinting madly at a particular being.
WeegeeWeArrrr is probably quite surprised when I leap upon him, smashing the plank of wood against the side of his head, and occasionally screaming out a series of utterly bizarre words in a variety of different languages. I occasionally strike him with the pineapple, the spiny fruit stabbing into him. After several minutes of me beating him down with the two most odd weapons present in the general area, I jump off of him, placing down a rock. I balance the plank of wood upon the center of the rock, placing the pineapple on one end of the plank; the bloodstained one, that is. I align the plank with Weegee, and step wildly upon the other end of the plank, ducking down. The pineapple soars overhead, slamming directly into Weegee's face, and exploding instantly. Whilst the acidic pineapple juice affects his eyes, I take the plank once more, smashing it against his face with it. I do so again, before taking a pineapple fragment off of his face, and stabbing him in both eyes with a spine on the skin of the fruit, before grabbing the plank once more, and slamming it into his head. The instant it strikes, the force alone splinters the plank, bisecting it. Splinters fly ever, some serendipitously into Weegee's eyes, accompanying the wounds from the pineapple spines. I promptly grab Weegee, and drag him over, before stabbing him in the chest repeatedly with the now sharp and splintered half-plank of wood. I grab at Weegee, clasping a bloodstained hand around his neck, momentarily dropping the plank. I grab Weegee's head, and slam him against the ground extremely heavily. A large crowd of excessively masculine men in the distance let out large whooping shouts of approval at this move, in a manner akin to the audience of a wrestling match. They all disappear afterwards, and I grab the plank once more, leaving Weegee upon the ground. My bloodlust and insanity permit me to force through any obstacles he may place with inhuman strength, ignoring any sort of wound or restraint he might provide.
The plank wet with Weegee's blood, and that of the pig, I shove the sharp end of the plank into his face, before grabbing the rock I used as the fulcrum for my pineapple catapult, and leaping upon Weegee. I punch him repeatedly, screaming a little more, before smashing the rock against his head brutally and viciously. I punch him several more times, before slamming the rock into his skull, and standing up. I stomp on Weegee eight consecutive times, before kicking him once, and walking off, straightening up. I am laughing excessively both in-game and beyond the computer, tears of mirth streaking from my eyes in the latter. I can't believe you fell for that. I'm not that insane. I just leave Weegee there, lying on the ground, staring into the sky, hopefully contemplating his life. The contemplation of a defeat is usually more painful than the actual beating.
I return to the forest, and leave the armor I cast away, but take the necromantic diamond sword from the tree, prying it out of the wood. This thing will be rather useful, I anticipate.
(When nobody is looking, I heal the pig's wounds with arcane sorcery and a dousing of the water/blaze powder/glowstone/bone meal compound, and send it on its way with whispered apologies, of course.)
NEW: Antique Sword && Note Block && Metronome (4/???)
NEW: Mind Honey Jar && Ritual Chalk (3/???)
(+2 to Generic)
(Spatial) Maelstrom 28/30 (+2 from Bomber) //////////////////////////////.
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==Turn 2==
Storm 33/50 (+1 from Generic)
Stone 33/50 (+1 from Generic)
+2 to Erelye.
Finite Improbability Device && Improbability Calculator == Never Tell Me The Odds 4/6
==Action==
Crystal summons up a massive field of warding magic to protect Richard, hopefully shielding him from whatever Weegee’s cooking up.
He then fires the TNT Cannon at the Air Attack Train.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will attack the Air Attack Train’s damaged segments with a Dark Rush, trying to split the damage between multiple segments to destroy multiple.
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[POST: 2/2]
[ASSISTS: +2 to cobalt, again]
[CHARGES: mobile tnt cannon upgrade package: 5/10 +2 from cobalt again]
[ALCHEMIES: none, or continuing the recursive bullet if it takes multiple posts to make, or if its done, recursive bullet && bullet = recursive bullet^2]
[ACTIONS: if the recursive bullet took 1 post to make and i already have it in my inventory now, i make the recursive bullet^2. if that also only took 1 post, i put that in my inventory too.]
INVENTORY SO FAR:
none, or recursive bullet, or recursive bullet ^2, or both
I charge at the Patrons and scream in their faces all the horrible things they're doing wrong with their lives! They proceed to laugh it off and walk away.
The Patrons, on the way to their job, think about what I said... they're so busy thinking that they don't notice the other truck (which had a license plate of "definitely not TT2000 driving this car nope"). WHAM! They're in the hospital.
They're so badly injured they end up in the hospital for 2 months, at which time their job contacts them and fires them. Then the hospital bill comes, and despite their up-to-date insurance, they still end up losing their life savings! When they return, they find that their house has been burned down, and all their belongings stolen! The victim left a calling card, he was "totally someone on the AZs and definitely not TT2000". The question of who this "totally someone on the AZs and definitely not TT2000" person is will remain unanswered.
They realize at that moment that I was RIGHT! They HAVE done everything wrong in their lives! They're homeless, have no money, and no job! They get so sad about how very right I was, that they promptly go jump off a cliff.
Bomber pulls out a pair of Hellco. Brand Non-Stick Gloves™, which are red and have the Hellco. logo on them. He then pulls out a bomb dripping with blue paste. This bomb was covered in a gel from blue slimes, allowing it to stick to surfaces and people! Though, Bomber had his protective gloves on, so he is fine to throw it. Looking at WeegeeWeArrrr, he quickly teleports behind him and gives him a hearty slap on the back and mumbling some encouragement. The bomb was in place, and suddenly it exploded! A few globs of blue paste flew around, probably messing up anyone who dressed nicely. Bomber sidestepped a chunk, not wanting to get his suit too dirty. Dry-cleaning is rather expensive in his hellish dimension.
Da Shootier Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 3" = Da Shootiest Bolter (2/?)
Pyrotheum Dust && Aerotheum Dust = ??? (2/?)
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Snuggie && Porcupine = Most Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 2/16
I give Captain my Air Blasting Nunchucks and my HOTH. Then i proceed to strike the earth with my Magma Pig Spear. The pig head's mouth opens as it starts lifting lava off of the SOTC (Soul of the Core) heads, absorbing it inside of its mouth.
DarkSide: 12-foot, 50-tonne Mythril Cleaver && Chainsaw && Metal Bone Scrap = Pure Terror Mk. 1(Lv. 5, 5/6)
Justin: Frost Flower && Fire Flower && Accursed Tome && Nevermelt Ice = Tome of Frozen RGB (Red Green Blue) Mk. 1(Lv. 4, 5/5) DUN!
Justin's flying skill: 38% (Skill%/2 = %damage increase, max 50% damage increase)(Degrading) Justin's machines and equipment: Staff of the Cometians Mk. 1, Tome of Frozen RGB (Red Green Blue) Mk. 1
HP: 45,001
Abilities:
-Smart: Will avoid using attacks that could end in disaster for anyone but his enemies. If it would hurt foes and foes only, then he will do it, except in special situations.
-Laser: Gains 1 charge per round, max. 5. Can use up any amount of charge at any time. Deals laser damage. Different amounts of time give different attacks:
+Charge 1: Simple Laser: small amount of damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Wide Laser: Small amount of damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Laser Shotgun: Huge damage to foes in melee range, Scattered at longer range. Risky, will only use if the situation is dire/there's an opening
+C4: Laser Sniper: Long-range, 10% chance to crit, otherwise does moderate-high damage.
+C5: DEATH LASER: Terrifying damage to one foe. Mid-range.
-Thunderstorm: Like Laser, gains 1 charge/round, maximum of 10. Yes, it's more powerful than laser. He's a storm fish, what do you expect? Deals Lightning damage. Like laser, can use up any amount of charge at any time. Here's the attacks:
+Charge 1: Jolt: Small damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Shock: Deals small damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Volt Barrage: Deals small damage to up to 5 foes. Might miss (50%). Fires 10 shots. Mid-range.
+C4: Fry: Medium damage to a foe. Burns the foe. Mid-range.
+C5: Chain Lightning: Deals high damage to one foe, can jump between foes to deal half damage to them. This can repeat 5 times, each jump halving damage again and again. Close-range.
+C6: Shockwave: Doesn't deal damage, but pushes the target entity into being the last one attacking in the EOTB. Mid-range.
+C7: Bolt: Calls down a bolt from the heavens, dealing high damage to an opponent, and collateral damage to those that happen to be near him. Long-range.
+C8: Darken Skies: Calls forth a thunderstorm, darkening the skies and making lightning strike randomly. Changes weather to Thunderstorm for 5 turns.
+C9: Thunder Roar: Slightly damages all entities of a certain alignment. Close-Long range.
+C10A: THE GODS ARE ANGRY!: The nuke of Zeus. When activated, creates so many natural disasters you wouldn't be able to count them. Nature's balance goes out of whack, causing random thunderstorms to appear for the rest of the game, causing a massive ravine to appear between all alignments, and volcanoes erupting everywhere, causing massive fires. All of this nearly murders Zappy, as his little body cannot handle such power. He only hangs on by a thread (1HP). Usable only once. Unstoppable.
+C10B: AMP PLAINS: The ground becomes electrified for 5 turns, badly hampering grounded enemies by removing 10% HP per turn. Halves Zappy's current HP.
-Basic attack: Fin Boomerang: Very slight damage to one target. Mid-short range. Physical damage.
-Hide!: If his HP goes below 15%, he will attempt to hide behind the clouds, increasing his evade (20%). In the meantime, he doesn't attack or charge, but heals for 1000HP/turn until back to 1/2 HP.
-Airborne
-Able to use certain equipment.
-Current charges:
+1/5L, 6/10T
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Zappy's turn was used already.
Justin landed in the nick of time for his Alchemy to complete. It's a tome, but it has red, green, and blue markings on its cover. A quick usage shows that it fires 3 fireballs at once.
The first one was a fiery red, bouncing from the floor multiple times before dissipating.
The second was a frigid blue, bouncing higher, faster, and more times than the red fireball.
The third was a vivid green, flying far and bouncing high, but was easily less powerful than the others.
This quick use was great, but what if more focus was put into it? That's for another time.
I barely make it to the Soul of the Core. The raw gravitational energy was difficult to bypass, but I made it through. My lord, I see you have survived through all these years. Allow us to aid you.
And before you know it, the SotC was armoured up even MORE heavily, with custom-made armour that fit snugly onto its 3 heads. It's made up of the exact same stuff that I described to the Captain; magicized shadowsteel. The sheer strength of this stuff is unimaginable. It can only protect so much, however, and knowing certain all-knowing dieties out there *cough*, it might not work at all.
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Reorganizing post format to put more important things first...
Current Entities
Balloon Drake
HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000. Come at me bro. I've got a billion hp.
Inflation: 100%. Airborn while above 100% inflation. Dies at either 0% or 200% inflation.
Same as before. Whenever it takes damage, reduce inflation by damage taken / 2,000. That's assuming a 30 post entity has about 200,000 HP normally.
Breath of Life: Can be used every other turn. Restores 15,000 HP OR 20% inflation. Cannot self target. Costs 5% inflation.
Law of the Clown Car: kills a Lesser Balloon Whelp and gives the Drake inflation equal to the Whelp's inflation/3
And now, we need to make it a little more complicated.
Spawns in with 3 balloon-omancy eggs, each with their own HP bar. They start with 15,000/30,000 HP. If an egg reaches 30,000 HP (The Balloon Whelp has something that might help with that...), it hatches into a lesser balloon whelp.
Lesser Balloon Whelp:
Inflation: 100%. Takes damage/500 to inflation when hit. Deals low damage.
Commands:
The Balloon Drake uses breath of life on another balloon-omancy egg to hatch it.
Action:
Uh... Mikoto repeats his previous lunar eclipse attack against WeGeeWeArrrr. But now the magic is kinda gone...
Um... Feteran? Why are you paying so much attention to that... thing? The balloon creature? Don't you think it is... eh... really creepy?
Hm? Not at all. I think that Talist had a pretty nice idea, so I'm just working off it.
I spin my head around very fast, and lunge myself at the Air Attack Train 1's Head part! My crown causes this to be extra spikey, as those jewels are pretty sharp!
The Nearly Incomplete Certainly Extremely Memey with Extra Meme Explosives (Or NICEMEME, for short) 7/20
All the Snakes. All of them. 3/50
Modpack Arm && Gun = ??? 1/??
19/30 Dangerous Forbidden Technique (Dragonballing, AKA charging things for a larger amount of time than necessary for dramatic tension) (+1 from DarkSideUltima, Tazz)
16/50 Dark Bowser (With mystery 2nd phase)(Beating Wiggler at 38.5 times Power and Health) (+1 from Talist)
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Tome of Knowledge Unwritten && Richard Taglock = ? (Level ?: 2/?) Ultracondensed Wall || Bedrock^2 Ingots = ? (Level ?: 2/?)
27/50 Life (+2 from TheDrivingLlama)
1/20 splat tim
+2 to TheDrivingLlama.
1 Demon Blood Shard 1 Raspberry Pi 1 of any book 1 Empty Taglocks 1 Richard Taglock 1 Popcorn Bane of Lapis Ender Matrix Journal #-1 Black Hole in a Jar Tome of Knowledge Unwritten 18 Bedrock^2 Ingots Ultracondensed Wall
You know what? I'm tired of Tazz absolutely derping the descriptions on my ROBLOX blades, so I'll do my own.
Darkheart: Forged from the most evil of players in Banland. Areos, Swordsman 2/5 You know what? Scratch him, lets summon Señor Banana instead! Señor Banana 3/5(R.I.P Neo)
Neo Ultima 7/15
I give the Captain the Booty SlapperTM: for all you booty slapping needs!
Just kidding.
I draw out Night and Light, which suddenly crumbles.
Thats weird.
I then just pull out my Reign of Arrows, which also crumbles.
You know what? Just have the shovel. It does nice damage and also makes people go flying if you it them in the right place.
I then kick around the remains of my old weapons. Suddenly, the bits and pieces form into a cog, which flies into the Alchemiter. The battlefield suddenly blinds everyone temporarily, then no one is anymore. The Alchemeter now looks a bit fancier.
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
Yeah, don't summon Sans or you'll be in for a bad time, seeing as pretty much everyone here is playing the equivalent of Genocide. Also, I am currently atomicAmiable. I will announce if I switch.
Narration: 4/50 (Crusher'd).
Redstone Magic Scepter: 4/6.
aa takes a large stack of tomes with healing spells in them and throws them haphazardly at the Soul of the Core, which reads them all and memorizes them so it can heal itself if need be. (There are five tomes, which each heal 5,000 HP but require the Soul to lose a turn.) The Soul of the Core grabs a couple of Zombie Pigmen and devours them for nourishment. ((Hint: stop attacking the Soul of the Core if you are AZ! It will help your cause!))
Oh no
Walker: level 1, 39000 damage
UNDER HEAVEN DESTRUCTION: 48/50 (+4 from Fseftr)
Best Pun Ever: 11/50
+2 to Fseftr
Walker senses that he can almost pull off a very powerful attack, and beneath his mask, grins. Internally, he laments not having access to some of his buff abilities, particularly the damage one. Oh well... He decides he might as well bribe the captain with a slice of pizza.
...
Okay, make that two slices of pizza. True to Fazbear traditions, the pizza is amazingly delicious and healthy.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Alchemies
Unicode 8.0 Code Chart && Spellbook = ??? (2/?)
Medigun > Fine = ??? (1/?)
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (14/50)
Project M05-NetHack.exe (31/40)
+2 to tc2142
Action
I'm out of ideas, so I just backstab Lord Calzerb with the Quartz Rose.
(Do anybody knows where is the list of alchemiter upgrades or can give me a summary?/null)/nullpost
And also, I would like a list of which players are no which team. /null
I return to the Battlefield after my brief excursion into the wilderness, and from there into a hidden undisclosed villager college, looking around for something to try to interact with in some way.
Looking about, my eyes rest on… a pig some distance away from the Battlefield, on the outskirts of a dark oak forest. I sprint across the Battlefield, dodging anything that comes my way, before reaching the edge of the forest. I stop once I am within sight of the pig. It will not know what's coming. I begin to bash my fists against the dark oak tree in front of me, pretending not to have noticed the tree.
I pry an entire log from the tree using my Minecraftian strength, and build a crafting table through processing the planks. I place the table on the ground with an audible thunk, and continue to punch the tree down. I use the logs to craft a wooden axe, and chop several trees down, keeping in sight of the pig all the while. That monster isn't going to escape.
After several hours of tree-felling, I begin to dig at the dirt beneath me, forming a staircase downwards. I return to the surface once I strike stone, crafting a wooden pickaxe, staring at the pig the entire time I am on the ground. I take the crafting table with me, and make a stone pickaxe a few seconds later, promptly beginning to dig into the ground, searching for iron.
I dig a diagonal shaft all the way down to level 12, and begin to extract minerals from a cave I serendipitously found at the rough middle of my tunnel. I gather iron ore, gold ore, and bits of redstone and coal, before crafting a few torches, lighting the area up, and placing down my crafting table, after dispatching a skeleton that was hiding in the corner. (Let's ignore the fact that I've got things far more powerful than this from the Alchemiter. It's all part of the facade to slay that scourge of the earth.) I create a few furnaces from the cobblestone I have obtained digging this mine, shovel some assorted coal and dark oak charcoal into the fuel slots, and begin to smelt my iron and gold.
I take three iron ingots out of the furnaces the moment they are smelted, and use them to craft a shining new iron pick. I delve back into the lower mines, cleaving away at the stone and dirt of the depths.
I start a series of strip mines at level eight, searching for the all-important detail, occasionally surfacing to check on the pig. Another hour or so later, I smash through some darkened stone, and place a torch down to reveal glinting diamonds. I triumphantly ascend the steps of my diagonal shaft to the cave, and spend three hours creating the finest diamond sword one has ever seen upon the server, excluding godmodders, of course. I use the spare diamonds to forge a finely-wrought diamond pickaxe. Then, I craft a bucket with my abundance of iron, along with a full suit of iron armor. I ascend the steps, and fill my bucket with the water of a nearby pond, not taking my eyes off of the pig all the while. I descend once more.
Several minutes later, I have reached a pool of lava. I upturn the water bucket above the pool, and carefully extract approximately fourteen obsidian. I rush up the stairs once more, entering the cave that is my temporary residence with purpose. I build a standard Nether Portal without the corners, and place an enchantment table down on the opposite side of the cave, two blocks away from the two bookshelves I crafted some time earlier. I take a bar of iron from a chest, and a piece of flint from another, and ignite the portal, stepping in.
I leap out of the portal once I reach the other side, ascending the side of the nearest Nether Fortress. I smash a mass of glowstone directly above me, and proceed into the fortress. I effortlessly slay seven blazes, and collect their rods, smashing the spawner into nonexistence with my diamond pickaxe. I emerge once more from the portal, immediately getting to work.
I opt to augment my blaze, grinding the blaze rods into powder above the crafting table, before placing my exquisite diamond sword upon the edifice. I craft a cauldron, of all things, and stick it on the ground in the middle of the room, before filling it with a bucket of water. I pour all of my blaze powder and glowstone dust into the water, and mix it with a bone dropped off of the very skeleton that once inhabited this cave. I smash the bone into bone meal, and drop that into the mixture as well. I mix all of this with a stick, carefully watching proportions. I dig a hole beneath the cauldron, and place a bit of netherrack down, igniting it. I proceed to head over to the chests whilst the mixture boils, grabbing a little over half a stack of iron ingots. I use them to forge an immaculate anvil, which I place beside the crafting table. I grab a bucket of lava, and leave that beside the anvil as well, returning to the cauldron, grabbing the diamond sword on my way to the construct. I examine the fluid. I sniff several times, before lowering the blade of the diamond sword into the mixture.
I wait approximately twenty-four minutes, before drawing the sword from the fluid. The immaculate crystal blade has been supplanted, or rather, encrusted, with sparkling dust, warm to the touch. Extremely satisfied, I rush across the room, carefully placing the sword upon the anvil horizontally. I take to the anvil with an iron hammer, pounding against the sword with calculated strikes, further perfecting the structure of the blade. This pig shall be put to the blade, and slain with only the most dignified of weapons. I dip the tip of the blade in the bucket of lava, and swiftly dip it once more in the infinite water source directly behind me, cooling the lava, and resulting in an obsidian tip. Then, I stride across the room, to the enchantment table. The book upon the altar of igneous rock levitates a few inches into the air when I near it. I place the sword upon the table, and look at the book's pages carefully.
My selection turns steadily more and more occult, dark whispers pervading my mind, and the silent cave. The souls of the dead creep and crawl into the room, whispering and letting out horrible noises. They occasionally lunge at me, but cannot pass a ring of space around both the enchantment table and I. The tall, dark ghosts, upon seeing the sword upon the table, begin to whisper far more ominously, the air in the cave growing more and more twisted as time goes on. I find the enchantment I desire, and funnel thirty levels of experience into the blade. The souls of the dead dive inwards, the ring seemingly broken. However, instead of aggrieving me, they pass into the blade, and back to their own realm. The blade seems to grow darker and darker, shining dust encrusted upon its surface sullied by the presence of such darkness. The blade is a partial gateway to the halls of the dead, necromantic whispers surrounding the blade's form, and the brains of anyone it ever touches.
I take the blade, and begin to ascend the steps of the diagonal shaft, tossing my armor behind me, and grabbing the fully enchanted diamond suit of armor I crafted mere minutes before I started the crafting process. I fully ascend, the sky dark, the moon hidden behind some clouds. I spin to face the pig, which I already know is there, and march several steps forward. The pig snorts, looking at me. I draw the blade up, necromantic mutterings growing more frantic in the back of my head, and prepare for battle. This abomination of flesh shall die tonight.
I ruin the moment by stabbing the sword into a dark oak tree directly next to me (the blade sinking up to its hilt), and tossing my armor upon the floor. I peel a full plank of wood off of the tree I stabbed the sword in, process it a little so that is resembles an actual wooden plank, and rush the pig, an insane look in my eyes. I smash the wooden plank into the pig's side repeatedly, screeching all the while. Blood splatters all over both my form and the pig's, and the thing falls to the ground, unconscious and definitely bleeding. I sprint off further into the wilderness, promising to return to finish the pig off all the while. I run deeper into the forest, before coming across a pumpkin patch in a clearing. Sorry, patch of nothing. I don't know what you're talking about. I leap upon a perfectly empty patch of air, and smash it several times with my bloodstained plank of wood, before just cleaving it in half, and placing the top half upon my head, orange juices coming from the thing, and seeds attached to pulpous nothing dripping into my eyes. I rush in the direction of the Battlefield.
I reach the Battlefield several minutes later, bloodlust in my eyes, and my form appearing quite different to everyone else. Seeing as nobody had really observed me since my arrival at the forest, they are likely quite alarmed when they look, and see me, covered in blood, wielding a bloodstained plank of dark oak, and wearing half of a nothing upon my head. I let out a psychotic scream, and leap upon a random pineapple tree, tearing a singular pineapple from the tree, before leaping down once more, and sprinting madly at a particular being.
WeegeeWeArrrr is probably quite surprised when I leap upon him, smashing the plank of wood against the side of his head, and occasionally screaming out a series of utterly bizarre words in a variety of different languages. I occasionally strike him with the pineapple, the spiny fruit stabbing into him. After several minutes of me beating him down with the two most odd weapons present in the general area, I jump off of him, placing down a rock. I balance the plank of wood upon the center of the rock, placing the pineapple on one end of the plank; the bloodstained one, that is. I align the plank with Weegee, and step wildly upon the other end of the plank, ducking down. The pineapple soars overhead, slamming directly into Weegee's face, and exploding instantly. Whilst the acidic pineapple juice affects his eyes, I take the plank once more, smashing it against his face with it. I do so again, before taking a pineapple fragment off of his face, and stabbing him in both eyes with a spine on the skin of the fruit, before grabbing the plank once more, and slamming it into his head. The instant it strikes, the force alone splinters the plank, bisecting it. Splinters fly ever, some serendipitously into Weegee's eyes, accompanying the wounds from the pineapple spines. I promptly grab Weegee, and drag him over, before stabbing him in the chest repeatedly with the now sharp and splintered half-plank of wood. I grab at Weegee, clasping a bloodstained hand around his neck, momentarily dropping the plank. I grab Weegee's head, and slam him against the ground extremely heavily. A large crowd of excessively masculine men in the distance let out large whooping shouts of approval at this move, in a manner akin to the audience of a wrestling match. They all disappear afterwards, and I grab the plank once more, leaving Weegee upon the ground. My bloodlust and insanity permit me to force through any obstacles he may place with inhuman strength, ignoring any sort of wound or restraint he might provide.
The plank wet with Weegee's blood, and that of the pig, I shove the sharp end of the plank into his face, before grabbing the rock I used as the fulcrum for my pineapple catapult, and leaping upon Weegee. I punch him repeatedly, screaming a little more, before smashing the rock against his head brutally and viciously. I punch him several more times, before slamming the rock into his skull, and standing up. I stomp on Weegee eight consecutive times, before kicking him once, and walking off, straightening up. I am laughing excessively both in-game and beyond the computer, tears of mirth streaking from my eyes in the latter. I can't believe you fell for that. I'm not that insane. I just leave Weegee there, lying on the ground, staring into the sky, hopefully contemplating his life. The contemplation of a defeat is usually more painful than the actual beating.
I return to the forest, and leave the armor I cast away, but take the necromantic diamond sword from the tree, prying it out of the wood. This thing will be rather useful, I anticipate.
(When nobody is looking, I heal the pig's wounds with arcane sorcery and a dousing of the water/blaze powder/glowstone/bone meal compound, and send it on its way with whispered apologies, of course.)
NEW: Antique Sword && Note Block && Metronome (4/???)
NEW: Mind Honey Jar && Ritual Chalk (3/???)
(+2 to Generic)
(Spatial) Maelstrom 28/30 (+2 from Bomber) //////////////////////////////.
==Turn 2==
Storm 33/50 (+1 from Generic)
Stone 33/50 (+1 from Generic)
+2 to Erelye.
Finite Improbability Device && Improbability Calculator == Never Tell Me The Odds 4/6
==Action==
Crystal summons up a massive field of warding magic to protect Richard, hopefully shielding him from whatever Weegee’s cooking up.
He then fires the TNT Cannon at the Air Attack Train.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will attack the Air Attack Train’s damaged segments with a Dark Rush, trying to split the damage between multiple segments to destroy multiple.
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[POST: 2/2]
[ASSISTS: +2 to cobalt, again]
[CHARGES: mobile tnt cannon upgrade package: 5/10 +2 from cobalt again]
[ALCHEMIES: none, or continuing the recursive bullet if it takes multiple posts to make, or if its done, recursive bullet && bullet = recursive bullet^2]
[ACTIONS: if the recursive bullet took 1 post to make and i already have it in my inventory now, i make the recursive bullet^2. if that also only took 1 post, i put that in my inventory too.]
INVENTORY SO FAR:
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23/50
15/20
I charge at the Patrons and scream in their faces all the horrible things they're doing wrong with their lives! They proceed to laugh it off and walk away.
The Patrons, on the way to their job, think about what I said... they're so busy thinking that they don't notice the other truck (which had a license plate of "definitely not TT2000 driving this car nope"). WHAM! They're in the hospital.
They're so badly injured they end up in the hospital for 2 months, at which time their job contacts them and fires them. Then the hospital bill comes, and despite their up-to-date insurance, they still end up losing their life savings! When they return, they find that their house has been burned down, and all their belongings stolen! The victim left a calling card, he was "totally someone on the AZs and definitely not TT2000". The question of who this "totally someone on the AZs and definitely not TT2000" person is will remain unanswered.
They realize at that moment that I was RIGHT! They HAVE done everything wrong in their lives! They're homeless, have no money, and no job! They get so sad about how very right I was, that they promptly go jump off a cliff.
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Y̷͟͢͠a̸͞c̛̀a̵̴̸̢̛ ̛̀͏͘ķ̀́͟͝f̶̵͘͢ ̶̛͟K̴w̴͞͡a̵҉̛͞ ̡͢C҉͞͝͝y҉̵͜͠p̶͞j̷̵̡͡g̀͟͢v̷̢̀͡g̵̡ ̀͜͟҉̸k͝͡f͜͏́͘͝ ̡̀͠҉N̷̛p̴̷ų̷̴́͢s͜͏̴̛͟: 23/30 ==============================
Pretty Pretty, Shiny Shiny: 0/25 =========================
+2 to Twin
Bomber pulls out a pair of Hellco. Brand Non-Stick Gloves™, which are red and have the Hellco. logo on them. He then pulls out a bomb dripping with blue paste. This bomb was covered in a gel from blue slimes, allowing it to stick to surfaces and people! Though, Bomber had his protective gloves on, so he is fine to throw it. Looking at WeegeeWeArrrr, he quickly teleports behind him and gives him a hearty slap on the back and mumbling some encouragement. The bomb was in place, and suddenly it exploded! A few globs of blue paste flew around, probably messing up anyone who dressed nicely. Bomber sidestepped a chunk, not wanting to get his suit too dirty. Dry-cleaning is rather expensive in his hellish dimension.
Da Shootier Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 3" = Da Shootiest Bolter (2/?)
Pyrotheum Dust && Aerotheum Dust = ??? (2/?)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
18/20 18/20
Snuggie && Porcupine = Most Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 2/16
I give Captain my Air Blasting Nunchucks and my HOTH. Then i proceed to strike the earth with my Magma Pig Spear. The pig head's mouth opens as it starts lifting lava off of the SOTC (Soul of the Core) heads, absorbing it inside of its mouth.
Justin: Frost Flower && Fire Flower && Accursed Tome && Nevermelt Ice = Tome of Frozen RGB (Red Green Blue) Mk. 1(Lv. 4, 5/5) DUN!
Justin's flying skill: 38% (Skill%/2 = %damage increase, max 50% damage increase)(Degrading)
Justin's machines and equipment: Staff of the Cometians Mk. 1, Tome of Frozen RGB (Red Green Blue) Mk. 1
DarkSide's machines and equipment: Malice Mk. 1
DarkSide: Intimidating Vessel (12/35) IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII
Justin: Planetary Unrest (10/35) IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII
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Entities:
Zappy:
HP: 45,001
Abilities:
-Smart: Will avoid using attacks that could end in disaster for anyone but his enemies. If it would hurt foes and foes only, then he will do it, except in special situations.
-Laser: Gains 1 charge per round, max. 5. Can use up any amount of charge at any time. Deals laser damage. Different amounts of time give different attacks:
+Charge 1: Simple Laser: small amount of damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Wide Laser: Small amount of damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Laser Shotgun: Huge damage to foes in melee range, Scattered at longer range. Risky, will only use if the situation is dire/there's an opening
+C4: Laser Sniper: Long-range, 10% chance to crit, otherwise does moderate-high damage.
+C5: DEATH LASER: Terrifying damage to one foe. Mid-range.
-Thunderstorm: Like Laser, gains 1 charge/round, maximum of 10. Yes, it's more powerful than laser. He's a storm fish, what do you expect? Deals Lightning damage. Like laser, can use up any amount of charge at any time. Here's the attacks:
+Charge 1: Jolt: Small damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Shock: Deals small damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Volt Barrage: Deals small damage to up to 5 foes. Might miss (50%). Fires 10 shots. Mid-range.
+C4: Fry: Medium damage to a foe. Burns the foe. Mid-range.
+C5: Chain Lightning: Deals high damage to one foe, can jump between foes to deal half damage to them. This can repeat 5 times, each jump halving damage again and again. Close-range.
+C6: Shockwave: Doesn't deal damage, but pushes the target entity into being the last one attacking in the EOTB. Mid-range.
+C7: Bolt: Calls down a bolt from the heavens, dealing high damage to an opponent, and collateral damage to those that happen to be near him. Long-range.
+C8: Darken Skies: Calls forth a thunderstorm, darkening the skies and making lightning strike randomly. Changes weather to Thunderstorm for 5 turns.
+C9: Thunder Roar: Slightly damages all entities of a certain alignment. Close-Long range.
+C10A: THE GODS ARE ANGRY!: The nuke of Zeus. When activated, creates so many natural disasters you wouldn't be able to count them. Nature's balance goes out of whack, causing random thunderstorms to appear for the rest of the game, causing a massive ravine to appear between all alignments, and volcanoes erupting everywhere, causing massive fires. All of this nearly murders Zappy, as his little body cannot handle such power. He only hangs on by a thread (1HP). Usable only once. Unstoppable.
+C10B: AMP PLAINS: The ground becomes electrified for 5 turns, badly hampering grounded enemies by removing 10% HP per turn. Halves Zappy's current HP.
-Basic attack: Fin Boomerang: Very slight damage to one target. Mid-short range. Physical damage.
-Hide!: If his HP goes below 15%, he will attempt to hide behind the clouds, increasing his evade (20%). In the meantime, he doesn't attack or charge, but heals for 1000HP/turn until back to 1/2 HP.
-Airborne
-Able to use certain equipment.
-Current charges:
+1/5L, 6/10T
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Zappy's turn was used already.
Justin landed in the nick of time for his Alchemy to complete. It's a tome, but it has red, green, and blue markings on its cover. A quick usage shows that it fires 3 fireballs at once.
The first one was a fiery red, bouncing from the floor multiple times before dissipating.
The second was a frigid blue, bouncing higher, faster, and more times than the red fireball.
The third was a vivid green, flying far and bouncing high, but was easily less powerful than the others.
This quick use was great, but what if more focus was put into it? That's for another time.
I barely make it to the Soul of the Core. The raw gravitational energy was difficult to bypass, but I made it through.
My lord, I see you have survived through all these years.
Allow us to aid you.
And before you know it, the SotC was armoured up even MORE heavily, with custom-made armour that fit snugly onto its 3 heads. It's made up of the exact same stuff that I described to the Captain; magicized shadowsteel. The sheer strength of this stuff is unimaginable. It can only protect so much, however, and knowing certain all-knowing dieties out there *cough*, it might not work at all.
+1 to Pit, Serpent
Reorganizing post format to put more important things first...
Current EntitiesBalloon Drake
HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000. Come at me bro. I've got a billion hp.
Inflation: 100%. Airborn while above 100% inflation. Dies at either 0% or 200% inflation.
Same as before. Whenever it takes damage, reduce inflation by damage taken / 2,000. That's assuming a 30 post entity has about 200,000 HP normally.
Breath of Life: Can be used every other turn. Restores 15,000 HP OR 20% inflation. Cannot self target. Costs 5% inflation.
Law of the Clown Car: kills a Lesser Balloon Whelp and gives the Drake inflation equal to the Whelp's inflation/3
And now, we need to make it a little more complicated.
Spawns in with 3 balloon-omancy eggs, each with their own HP bar. They start with 15,000/30,000 HP. If an egg reaches 30,000 HP (The Balloon Whelp has something that might help with that...), it hatches into a lesser balloon whelp.
Lesser Balloon Whelp:
Inflation: 100%. Takes damage/500 to inflation when hit. Deals low damage.
Commands:
The Balloon Drake uses breath of life on another balloon-omancy egg to hatch it.
Action:
Uh... Mikoto repeats his previous lunar eclipse attack against WeGeeWeArrrr. But now the magic is kinda gone...
Um... Feteran? Why are you paying so much attention to that... thing? The balloon creature? Don't you think it is... eh... really creepy?
Hm? Not at all. I think that Talist had a pretty nice idea, so I'm just working off it.
Alchemy and charges:
Finished list
Ektoplomatin && Duotine && Evaporator = Duotine gas generator 3/6
Huh... so I guess Duotine is just a really powerful component.
(Purified Silver && Holy Water && Essence of Light) || GreatSword = TrueSilver Champion 1/??
Got +8 total. I guess people want to see those famed entities of mine.
The first companion: 37/50
Another Charge: 10/30 (cut down from 50)
+1 to Bomber57 & FBSN
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I spin my head around very fast, and lunge myself at the Air Attack Train 1's Head part! My crown causes this to be extra spikey, as those jewels are pretty sharp!
The Nearly Incomplete Certainly Extremely Memey with Extra Meme Explosives (Or NICEMEME, for short) 7/20
All the Snakes. All of them. 3/50
Modpack Arm && Gun = ??? 1/??
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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Otherwise /null update on charges...
19/30 Dangerous Forbidden Technique (Dragonballing, AKA charging things for a larger amount of time than necessary for dramatic tension) (+1 from DarkSideUltima, Tazz)
16/50 Dark Bowser (With mystery 2nd phase)(Beating Wiggler at 38.5 times Power and Health) (+1 from Talist)
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Rashki twiddles his thumbs
The Cavalry (x28 automatons) 20/50 (+2 from Nimble)
Shia Labeouf 11/15
Interdim. Pocket Watch && Corruption = Farlands Portal (Level 5: 5/6)
Whiptaser && Electrical Power = Shockwhip (Level 4: 4/5)
inventory:
Inter-dimensional pocket watch
Whiptaser
+2 to Nimble
((RP))
A green portal appears. Out comes a figure.
Dialouge.
Tsfhisepic, From now on as T:What are you doing here?
Sam known as S from now:You've done well.
T:You shoudn't be complimenting an underling, boss.
S:Nonsense, You're variating, bringing new weapons to HyruleCo.
T:Meh, not really.
S: That's underling speech, You've been promoted to Deku Gardener.
T: What about you telling me to stop?
S:Just a test, so keep working.
Sam goes through the portal and it disappeared.
((unRP))
I keep slashing at a head.
Come to kspcity! Transportation
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Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind
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Tome of Knowledge Unwritten && Richard Taglock = ? (Level ?: 2/?)
Ultracondensed Wall || Bedrock^2 Ingots = ? (Level ?: 2/?)
27/50 Life (+2 from TheDrivingLlama)
1/20 splat tim
+2 to TheDrivingLlama.
1 Raspberry Pi
1 of any book
1 Empty Taglocks
1 Richard Taglock
1 Popcorn
Bane of Lapis
Ender Matrix
Journal #-1
Black Hole in a Jar
Tome of Knowledge Unwritten
18 Bedrock^2 Ingots
Ultracondensed Wall
Bloody Knife && Gold Ingots = Golden Murderer Knife 1/???
Soulless Heart && Linked Blade && Tainted Essence = Darkheart 1/???
You know what? I'm tired of Tazz absolutely derping the descriptions on my ROBLOX blades, so I'll do my own.
Darkheart: Forged from the most evil of players in Banland.
Areos, Swordsman 2/5You know what? Scratch him, lets summon Señor Banana instead! Señor Banana 3/5(R.I.P Neo)Neo Ultima 7/15
I give the Captain the Booty SlapperTM: for all you booty slapping needs!
Just kidding.
I draw out Night and Light, which suddenly crumbles.
Thats weird.
I then just pull out my Reign of Arrows, which also crumbles.
You know what? Just have the shovel. It does nice damage and also makes people go flying if you it them in the right place.
I then kick around the remains of my old weapons. Suddenly, the bits and pieces form into a cog, which flies into the Alchemiter. The battlefield suddenly blinds everyone temporarily, then no one is anymore. The Alchemeter now looks a bit fancier.
Lord Calzerb casts Healing spell!
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out
http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
You /null posts which you want to be entirely non-counted, fyi. You just need to put the RIP Neo in parentheses, you don't need to /null it.
(/null)
0rigin Point.
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