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Inter Multiversal Team of Engineers 20/20 complete!
Two cloaked emerge from a summoning circle that promptly appears on the ground.
Hezetor starts his speech to welcome them:
You are the five person that I personally choose to guid-
There are only two of them... I even received confirmations and still...
Thanks for coming it seems that my offers were well accepted, the payment will be carried out at work done and you will be returned to your time and location.
I've taken the liberty to give you those clothes and masks so that yours identity may remain concealed.
???: How you dare to obscure the magnificent figure of me, Dr. ///////////
And I've taken the liberty to cast a peculiar spell so that you will not reveal your own identity, your privacy is important for you as it is for me.
From now on you'll be know with the letter on your clothes so please stay calm A.
We will discuss the details of your task later.
Allow me to offer you an appropriate location.
Saying so one of the iron block that rotates under the Throne starts to move and to grow in size, turning in a rectangle tall 2,5m an with a base of 11x25 meters.
Now with an appropriate door is possible to access it, its interior enlightened by a hollow blue flame now show a wood table with 2 chairs and all the necessary for office work plus a basic food-generator that will allow them to survive for 166 days, while ventilation and oxygen is provided by proper devices .
You two will find all my directives on the table and in case of emergency use this.
Good work.
Hezetor hand them the Nerve Laser Gun mk.1.
A: ...tsk
B: Anyway what is this chaos?
You don't have to worry, GOOD WORK.
The IMTE (let's use acronyms) :
HP: not a lot, they are just standard life forms, but were granted proper mithril clothes and shield of energy.
These guys have incredibly gifted minds, capable of revolutionizing their fields of interest on their own words.
In general they will create things form me.
We can suppose that their own time spent working is like a charge, when complete the project is complete (as always under 50).
Just like a charge more time they spend on it the stronger the result should be.
Ah side note, a bomb is placed in their brains so just in case one of them thinks of betraying me and no nothing outside me can activate it don't even bother.
The IMTE will start to produce a proper supreme AI to guide my machines aka Letuuma 1/40
The iron "house" that I've created for them will protect them, so give that a HP bar.
So the only alive drone starts his mutation into a spawning pool. (65s or 2-3 turns)
Of course in the time of the mutation the drone does not exist any more, the Hp should be those of the building that is trying to become.
All the 3 larvae starts their mutation into drones (17s or 1 turn if you wish)
When the transformation of those larvas is over the Hatchery will start to produce new ones.
Spawning pool
HP:1000 in the original and consider that the hatchery had 1500
The spawning pool allows the hatchery to turn larvae into zerglings. (basic fighting unit)
The hatchery has now the ability to transform into the Lair.
The hatchery can now produce Queens. (support unit)
Drones can now transform into spine crawler (defensive ground-ground unit)
Drones can now transform into spore crawler (defensive ground-air unit)
Drones can now transform into the baneling nest (as the spawning pool is a structure that allows the creation of banelings)
Drones can now transform into the roach warren (as above but allows the creation of roaches)
Some upgrades can be purchased (evolved is more precise) here for the zergling unit:
1 Metabolic Boost: Increases zergling movement speed.
2 Adrenal Glands icreases zergling attack rate by 40%
In case this structure is destroyed it is not possible to create more zergings but all upgrades purchased here will remain. (this applies to all structures)
Of course I'll be able to do all of those things only when the transformation is over.
Charges
Inter Multiversal Team of Engineers 20/20 complete!
The gym begins shaking, and quickly starts falling apart. The ground above the gym then falls in, and that just so happens to be where doggy is standing. Mercury flies out of the rubble, second badge in hand.
I pull out a modified Blaster Launcher, and fire a high-speed Blaster Launcher shell. This green plasma orb homes in on the target: Richard. Due to its spherical design, it can turn on a dime to home in on him, and the modifications allow the projectile to travel at the very high speed of 100 blocks per second. If it hits him, it creates a very powerful plasma explosion that incinerates the area and blows Richard away. If he outruns the attack, the Cops have a speed trap, and they catch him speeding and force him to pay a fine of 1 damage. Also, if Richard evades it the Blaster Launcher's projectile will seek out and blow up another AZ entity instead.
I attempt to read section 2.0 for hints on HOW godmodding started. It could potentially lead to a weakness of godmodders.
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=Turn One=[/b]
(29 / 50) A Deck of Cards
+1 to FBSN
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[b]=Action=[/b]
I'm sorry; that Mario Level doesn't even exist. I should probably try to create it though. Hmmm...
...
I turn toward the Hatchery. It's kinda cute (and strangely familiar). I then decide that it needs more defenses. I pull out a random Hatchery out of Hammerspace, and start shaking it around! It then shudders, and shoots out a Queen out to assist the Hatchery! It then uses "Spawn Larve" on the Hatchery. After 40 seconds, four fresh Larva units appear at the Hatchery.
[b]cc: "Shhhhh, I can do this even if you don't have a spawning pool." The Sleuth goes quiet.[/b]
[b]cc: "Don't tell the devs."[/b]
I then throw my Hammerspace Hatchery at Weegee! However, Weegee blasts it to bits in midair, but he's not prepared for the horde of Broodlings that pop out of destroyed buildings! They swarm Weegee and attack him with razor-sharp talons, while I fling more Broodlings at him from a distance.
I quickly reload the Phaserifle and emit a cheering battle cry! After calling my allies to arms, some of my allies are roused to battle! Three random Anti-Zero entities will mini-crit for the turn!
As you attempt to figure out what kind of force muted you, you attempt to address it. Attempt being the keyword, as you suddenly stop when you blink and realize the location you're in now does not match where you were at all.
You stand in what appears to be an outlandish green arcadia ripped straight from the 1st levels of New Super Mario Bros, except with the egregious addition of massive Nintendo controllers littered about. They seem to have holes in them, outing them as buildings of some kind, though most of it is basically green plains with the occasional hill. The most noteworthy building is a massive Gamecube console, floating directly in front of you, its edges and contours seeping with light, floating several meters off the ground. You see words atop its top-most side, which faces you: "NINTENDO. THE MEMORIES OF STAR."
...This is your Mindscape, you conclude, and you have not physically gone anywhere at all.
The only figure here other than yourself is a man in purple, walking away from the Gamecube carrying an odd crystal in his hands. It seems extremely familiar to you, yet not at all familiar to you at the same time in a weird way...the man himself is actually really hard to describe...He's kind of, for lack of a better termmm...bllurrryyy...andhes'bllooonddeee...andwearrringamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaskkkkk...he'sllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
-GAME MASTER DISCONNECTED DUE TO UNCONSCIOUSNESS-
-APPROXIMATED TIME UTNIL RECOVERY: 5 MINUTES.-
???: Excellent. As predicted, my brief apperance sent Xi into a rage so absolute he literally went comatose.
???: Temporary, unfortunately for me, but it affords me a chat.
???: For the record: Your muting was more accurately me temporarily suppressing your thought patterns regarding speech, so do not bother.
???: Speaking now will only produce gibberish, and I literally know everything about you already, or everything relevant. I can predict your patterns. Fighting me is similarly foolish, as I have otherwise done nothing, I have done nothing permanent except take some copies of all of your memories for future study, and I am far too powerful for you to fight while simultaneously dueling the strongest Godmodder currently in existence, UserZero. And I do not wish you dead on top of these things.
???: Zack serves a purpose to you in some minor way, and everything else is either an acronym, unimaginative and boring, or something I could care less for, so that is what I shall call you. Exclusively.
???: As for me...I am known as The_King_of_Pane. But call me Pane, simply.
Pane: I am a Godmodder of Gamma Rank at this moment, though unlike Richard I came here deliberately because I could tell that Descendants like yourself were here, and you are very, very valuable to my research.
Pane: Before you ask, no, my name is very intentionally Pane, not Pain. Pain is just unimaginative, and I am no malevolent dictator.
Pane: In any case, my abilities that have allowed me to go undetected until right now would have served me well in simply leaving undetected as well. But since you were so valuable to my research, via these copied memories...Well, I cannot help but explain some gaps in your knowledge.
Pane: First off: as stated, I was the one who muted you in this particular instance, not the Narrative. I cannot stand your voice, and you would interrupt me a million times as I went about. It became intolerable as I was leaving. Do not worry, though, it should fade within a few 'rounds' as the GM would refer it to. Probably one or two, I did not particularly care for how hard I sealed it as long as it was relatively temporary.
Pane: The Narrative, in its dealings, is usually the kind to simply let the offending images go unseen by those who would be 'negatively' affected by it.
Pane: Of course, it had been doing this since perhaps your first droll speeches, keeping the Golden God from hearing.
...ppppppppp...
Pane: Ugh. His rage. Xi's Rage at me is insane, irrational, and incredible to behold. Kill a half-dozen incompetents and give their power to the rightful wielder, and you get an angry horse-water-deity-thing that was semi-close to some of them unimaginably peeved at you. Not like you wouldn't share such thoughts-I can sense them even now.
Pane: In any case...Second. The Golden God's identity is that of Richard's.
Pane: Golden God. Goldenrod, Richard's preferred colour. Not immediately obvious, but there is also the existence of several ancient texts, and some of your...Odd thoughts. Temporal shenanigans were truly involved in a few of you, and the data points I have collected will be quite handy for future endeavors-which is why you are so useful.
Pane: In any case, as for why the Narrative was keeping your words from reaching him, well...
Pane: Predestination is powerful, but it is no certainty. You should know this already, but I did not scan every last thought here for that so maybe you do not.
Pane: There are constants and Variables. Your presence in this war is a Variable, while, supposedly, Richard's victory of it is a constant.
Pane: I do not know for sure, but you seem very assured of it and the Narrative keeps any information about it concealed, as well as what supposedly happens thereafter, giving credence to it.
Pane: Of course, this does not mean constants cannot be broken.
Pane: Now, what happens if a Godmodder like Richard suddenly becomes aware of their 'inevitable victory,' as you would think of it, and they subsequently prove it is not a hoax?
Pane: Their behavior changes.
Pane: This can mean one of two probable things.
Pane: Richard will behave differently and more aggressively, causing UserZero to punish his unfounded aggresion where passive action would have served better, allowing UserZero to turn the tides and win.
Pane: Alternatively, Richard will still win, but since he is now aware of future events, will study them further to avoid mistakes he made, learn about his losses and learn what mistakes he made then, thusly averting those losses to begin with.
Pane: Either way, the Narrative loses.
Pane: Hence, Richard does not hear you. And that is definitively for the best in this case.
Pane: And of course, absolutely none of what I have just said covers Paradoxes. That is an unnecessary risk on top of everything else.
Pane: You would not suddenly want UserZero obtaining powerful Paradox beasts, becoming Psi, or healing to full health without any effort on her part, am I correct? Yet, all of these are possible with a single Paradox.
Pane: Ugh. So rude. He has been hunting me down for so long but he cannot find me. And he will not find me. He is not going to this server personally except for a truly cataclysmic event...Though, I wonder, is this a future Xi, or the one I should know of? Red Sun Guardians like him-powered by a source known for time shenanigans, either would be flexible for the outcome here. I wonder if that memory you have of his ascension is his original one or his returned one. It is quite fascinating. And confusing.
Pane: Third: Why the others managed to hear of you despite your muting.
Pane: Well, you break the metaphorical fourth wall so much you should already know the answer.
Pane: Your text is visible to the others, who can also break the fourth wall and react to events that may not even happen.
Pane: The Update Terminal and its limitations. So oderous to work with. Xi will not be hunting me down while dealing with it...
Pane: Agh, off track there.
Pane: In any case, the PZs heard of your tale through your intent of text, not your actual text, thus they responded.
Pane: It also occured-as did intentional Narrative Audio manipulation-in any instance of the Conflict.
Pane: I cannot tell if likewise for either of these apply for UserZero, by the way. She is...No. I'm not touching her with a mile-long pole. She is erratic. Too erratic. I support Richard somewhat only because she's not predictable while Richard is somewhat more predictable.
Pane: Hrm...Any other information I could give you of use...Hrm...Yes.
Pane: You see me as a blurry figure, minimal details, though you can tell I am not a cubical creature. I am no Minecrafitan, my name would hover over my head even if this is not a code-based reality like Minecraft is.
Pane: I have introduced myself as a Godmodder.
Pane: I am a man. A member of the human race that you should be familiar with, due to their surprisingly common nature in the Multiverse.
Pane: Richard is a man. UserZero is apparently a woman by Richard's remarks.
Pane: But, as you have incorrectly presumed, they are not ordinary men and women. Clearly I am not, as I am in your Mindscape, avatar-less, very corporealy taking copies of your memories and sealing up your language despite being human. Neither are they.
Pane: Though UserZero is quite the enigma, bar her...Err, lack of restraint towards certain topics.
Pane: ...Let us not talk about that.
Pane: The point is that Godmodders are, perhaps, stronger than their Avatars as their real selves.
Pane: Now, point five, I believe, is why I am here, which will cover a great deal many more things.
Pane: You should have detected me-it is incredibly hard to go into a Mindscape completely undetected. Normally one would notice such an anomaly.
Pane: You would have had any other intruder expelled immediately due to your sharp willpower-another virtue I will enjoy of you in our semi-inevitable future partnership of scientist and tester.
Pane: Of course, here I am.
Pane: Even a subconscious defense should have formed at this point.
Pane: What has kept these powerful mental defenses from noticing and expelling me?
Pane: The Veil-that lovely force you see distorting my very image. The best you can make out is my mask. Full-face, pure glass, clouded on one side and clear on the other. I worked quite hard on it.
Pane: But that is irrelevant; the point is, your mental defenses were completely unable to act because they simply did not know of an intruder at all.
Pane: Of course, as to why your potential and conscious expulsion of me from your mindscape has not occurred, well, Zack...You will find it is for the exact same reasons.
Pane: It would require knowledge of my exact location. Knowledge you do not, technically, possess. I move with every twitch of my body; hence, I am in motion, and thus my location or my speed may be known, not either. I choose to keep exactly aware of my exact speed, thus no-one can know my exact location, even if there is an incredibly good approximate, thus the veil blocks every mental defense by way of misdirection.
Pane: This applies to the physical realm as well. So, at one point you considered fighting UesrZero's real self with your real self. It was shut down as suicidal by Xi. With my sudden resistance to all mental defenses made blatant, now why is also made scathingly obvious where it was once rather questionable.
Pane: Your power is considerable, and hers considerable as well. To what extent you believe they do is something I personally have disregarded in favor of an unbiased testing later on, but even if they were the power of a thing to end universes in the blink of an eye, you could never hit UserZero's real self through her well-developed Veil under any circumstance.
Pane: You are not invincible; she is, effectively. It would not matter if she could only barely cut your skin, or skin-analogue, at that level of power.
Pane: You would simply die to ten thousand, million, million cuts, while you could do nothing at all.
Pane: Only an extreme Narrative and/or Conflict-based forces that you could not generate alone would be able to penetrate such strong Veils to accurately hit her and understand what she truly is-and I say this merely by preemptive testing and commonly-accepted theory, as well as personal experience by having a strong Veil. I would call it a specialty in this case There may be other entities capable of it alone, but I believe the OP Scale would nerf them in these cases. The Omega-Plus Godmodder seems to be a kind of standard for the OP Scale, in that if a slightly-nerfed Omega-Plus Godmodder would be one-shot by an attack, it would be deemed overpowerd and nerfed.
Pane: I do believe that my time with you, unfortunately, is going to be over in about five seconds-
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!
Pane: -so I do believe your best source of information is Cranky Kong's guide to Godmodders, aka the Destroy the Godmodder Frequently Asked Questions!
Pane: I know you know where it is, and I suggest you would read it from start to finish! It has every piece of information you could need! And the rest you must find!
Pane: Now, I must be off before your friend figures out how to kill me. So long, and I will hope for better tidings when we meet!
Pane: Ciao!
THEN PANE IS SUDDENLY-WAIT, NO, NO NO NO, NOO!!! WHERE'D HE GO?!
AUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!! HE'S GONE!!!PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE YOU GORILLAING GORILLAHOLE!!!
GORILLAING NETHEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
THAT GORILLAING GORILLA!!! HE SLIPPED BY ME AGAIN, GORILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
I WILL PERSONALLY RIP OFF HIS GORILLAIGN HEAD AND GORILLA DOWN HIS GORILLAING THROAT WHEN I FIND HIM!!!
I WILL RIP IT OFF AND DEFECATE ENDLESSLY!!!
I WILL GORILLAING CARVE HIS WHOLE HEAD OUT WITH A SPOON JUST TO DO THAT!!!
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...Sorry you had to hear that.
...Jeez that auto-censor is kind of goofy huh...gorillas for every bad word.
...He's a button, he is. I don't want to talk about it.
...Ugh. Well, that explains the muting, for certain!...
I think your ability to think in linguistic terms has come back at least, though it appears your bar on getting the tongue to function properly is going to stay...and Pane has definitely left your Mindscape, that much is a 100% guarantee.
You can kind of tell why I hate him, right? So...Pompous, and yet, he's so scientifically accurate you can't find a way to get at him and say he's wrong! Completely insufferable and amoral. He probably only told you that for...I don't even know.
((Oh, one more OOC thing: To alleviate concerns, Pane isn't banking in on the copied memories of you and the other Descendants for a nice, long while, and when he does it will definitely not be DTG0 anymore, so you can stop worrying about Pane for DTG0's duration. I'd still worry, but you have time, IC and OOC, to get ready. This was mostly to explain this in a way to avert a Plot hole that I realized would appear, do some future setup for some of my own private stuff in future DTGs, and of course, to answer several of your immediate questions and point you at the source that will basically answer everything else. I am aware you hold a lot of thoughts and questions about the Canon and its apparent inconsistencies, but the short of it is the game changed a lot between DTG1 and DTG2, and the most charitable explamation of it is that DTG2 delved into the canon a lot harder than DTG1 and defined things in different ways than DTG1 did, nessecarily. Considering the page count for DTG2, it's absurd of me to think you should go read that: those sections in the guide, all of them, would be an excellent place to start, as that'll condense a truckload of pages into about 20-30, which is relatively light reading. I was debating just explaining stuff to you, but this felt a lot more useful in the long run, and not just for personal reasons. Plus, less OOC Explamation, which is always nice.))
Tazz speaks in larger than normal bold red text, while Pane speaks in purple text. The more you know!
OC thoughts:
"Ugh, that's why I hate it when people get inside my mind. They remove one trigger, and the entire brain goes to mush. It doesn't take an absurd amount of power to do that once you get inside. I hope he realizes my knowledge of the mind is more than the average joe's. I guess I'll need to bring along an Anti-Veil artifact next time I enter one of these conflicts. Though the OP scale probably would nerf it to absurd levels.
I hope he didn't get anywhere important with my memories. Though it is likely that he got farther than a place I've never been, but I doubt he got anywhere to the Smash Mansion. That would require...certain codes that are held inside that mansion itself.
Has he figured out I've broken through similar veils before? Though I do need my locomotive functions for that. The Fog of Lies seems similar in function-can see one way, stops attacks...and that actually physically effected reality. This effects minds, I think, and that should be my specialty. Man, am I embarrassed! My failure to win on my own playing field...I think that if I concentrated on it hard enough, I could detect it, but I cannot do that in the middle of this war.
My goodness, he didn't even get to the point where I'm not a descendent at all! I would have participated in the Psi-godmodding war myself if I was 'granted' my power by then, but, unless there's a descendent no one has mentioned who came from another place entirely, I cannot be a descendent.
It also seems he didn't get to the fight against Patrick. I told him, and I'll tell everyone listening in, that there is no such thing as a normal human being. Everyone's weird in their own way. I agree with Pane on one thing, I'm not touching the subject of Uzi with a mile long pole until Tazz reveals more.
Is Tazz's actual name Xi? Eh, doesn't really matter that much. I'll tell you this: while the person writing this is named Zack, I left my own name behind a long time ago. It was never Zack. It was Ryan."
Elizabeth whacks the Air Attack Train's segment right behind its head with her book.
I drop a note on Mercury's head. Written on it is the following:
Read on to find the information you seek. Touch your finger to the page...if you dare.
Inside is a recording of the events that occurred in End of Act 4.
The point is to show Mercury that the Conflict was the destroyer of Minecraftia.
In the meantime, I give the Captain a link to the SCP wiki from 2020. I also give him a free massage, but only if he wants one.
Also,
17/30 Dangerous Forbidden Technique (Dragonballing, AKA charging things for a larger amount of time than necessary for dramatic tension) (+1 from Irecreeper)
15/50 Dark Bowser (With mystery 2nd phase)(Beating Bowser's Castle at 38.5 times Power and Health)
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==Turn 1==
Storm 31/50
Stone 31/50
+2 to Erelye.
Finite Improbability Device && Improbability Calculator == Never Tell Me The Odds 3/6
==Action==
Crystal notices WeegeeWeArrrr gearing up for another godmodder-damaging attack, and decides to give him a piece of his mind. He grabs a tome emblazoned with a lampshade and flips to four random pages, before grinning and attacking. He grabs Coyote’s Sword, infuses it with temporary code-manipulation powers, and runs at Weegee. He slices at Weegee while the sword splits his attention by trying to hack him while Crystal hacks at him. After a bit of time, he jumps back, puts the sword away, and swaps to the Wand of Minor Creation. He charges the wand, summoning… SUMMONING. . . a recliner chair and a floating cup of tea. He sits down, takes a sip of the tea, approves, (It’s perfectly made!) and conjures a massive swarm of bees to chase after Weegee, stinging the dickens out of him. Crystal relaxes in the chair while drinking the tea, occasionally summoning a spray of hydrochloric acid or a safe moving at high speed when Weegee gets dangerously close. Eventually, though, he gets tired, and dresses as a Mountie before riding after Weegee on a horse, popping off shots at him when he can. Lastly, he just tosses Weegee the Idiot Ball, causing him to walk into a massive pit of lava before he realizes what it was and drops the ball. Unfortunately, that doesn’t change the fact that he’s currently burning to death.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will attack the Air Attack Train’s damaged segments with a Dark Rush, trying to split the damage between multiple segments to destroy multiple.
He then catches the Wisp in a bottle, handing it to The Captain as a bribe. If The Captain has already chosen a side, Y releases the wisp, pouring a Potion of Strenght onto it.
Oh no you don't. Don't you dare summon Sans. Do you *WANT* to have a bad time? Because if you take another step on that journey... You are REALLY not gonna like what happens next. (I'm gonna murder you)
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I look back at the Soul, noting the grin. I promptly begin to smile rather excessively, a jagged smirk of mildly dubious connotation.
TA: Don't worry, you'll GIVE ME YOUR SOUL die eventually. It's basically inevitable.
With a only mostly mocking thumbs up at the Soul, I direct my attention to the Air Attack Train. These things are a mild nuisance. As such, we should obviously direct overwhelming and excessive force at it.
I promptly wander off into the distance, disappearing after thousands of blocks. Let's see here. What could I find. I saunter across fields and through thick forests, attempting to find some sort of inspiration for any sort of assault upon a train. In my path, I spot a greatwood tree covered in cobwebs. Recalling this from my studies, I advance toward the tree, remembering they contain treasure. I stop moving around twenty meters from the base of the trunk, looking upwards. I pull out a match whose tip is lightly dusted in emerald ash that appears to occasionally emit occult whispers, and strike it, tossing it at the leaves overhead.
The tree's leaves are immediately lit ablaze, burning bright with a cursed emerald far derived from the bright hue of a First Guardian. Large swarms of cave spiders crawl out from beneath the trunk of the tree, and rush at me in unison, but are all crushed by a falling branch, and all burn to death in moments. I watch the tree burn, waiting.
Around twenty minutes later, the once vast and gargantuan tree has been reduced to a massive pile of ash atop a cave spider spawner guarding a chest of hidden treasure. I begin to scale the pile of ash and charred wood, cave spiders wriggling out from beneath the pile, and attempting to slay me. I crush them with a wave of psionic energies, and they emit a squeak before being smashed into paste and blood, their body turning red and falling over.
I reach the apex of the pile of ashes and burnt wood, before telekinetically parting the thing at the core, which contains far less heavy objects. I slowly descend as a small circle of ash and wood beneath me is compacted into the other ash and wood around it. I am then left standing upon a cave spider spawner which is quite clearly above a chest. I destroy the former block with a few heavy swings from a diamond pickaxe, and open the chest, practically shivering in anticipation.
The chest contains a bit of bread, gunpowder, a music disc titled "cat", and a gold ring. This is… a minor setback. I guess I could wear the ring? Yeah, I'll do that. I slide the ring onto one of my fingers, and am about to close the chest, before I notice something. A scroll, bound together by a cyan ring of rubber. Hmm. I slowly take the object out of the chest, before closing it. I slide the ring off of the scroll, and skim the contents. Apparently, it is some sort of 'Title Scroll', and the recipient of this document is to be known as 'The Bursar Universal' from this point henceforth. I stare at the scroll for several seconds, before rolling it up, sliding the ring back on, and placing it in my inventory. That is one of the stupider things I have seen in quite some time. I fly out of the hole in the pile of ash and charred wood, and begin to head out to the Battlefield once more, before stopping abruptly. Wait. I can use this. Hah.
I disappear in a flash of burnt purple.
When I reappear, I am staring at a stone brick wall, and am quite clearly standing upon planks of spruce. I look around, finding that I am in the waiting room to some sort of underground office. I'm standing in a room with about a dozen villagers, each dressed in either scholarly or formal attire. I walk up to a front desk, maintained by a villager with a red coat.
Dialogue
RECEPTIONIST: Hello.
TA: Hello.
RECEPTIONIST: Do you have an appointment?
TA: I'm here for the job offer. That's still a thing I can apply for, right?
RECEPTIONIST: Really? I don't recall ever scheduling an appointment for anyone who looked like you.
TA: Here.
I take my Title Scroll out of my inventory, sliding the cyan ring off. I show the receptionist the document, and they clear their throats, mildly shocked.
Dialogue
RECEPTIONIST: Ahem. You can... go right in, then.
TA: Thanks. Haha.
The villager hands me an iron key, and I use it to open the Arcane Door direct next to their desk. I walk inside. The room is rather small, composed of stone bricks supplanted by a thick red carpet. Another villager in red coat lounges in a chair behind a desk.
Dialogue
PRESIDENT: Who are you, and why should I care.
TA: That's top secret, and I'm here for the job.
PRESIDENT: Really? I thought I had scared everyone off.
TA: You probably scared off most of the people who can't kill you instantly with their brains. I'm not really part of that category.
PRESIDENT: Okay. Show me what you've got. Can you handle finances? Do you have any other talents?
I show the college president my Title Scroll and psychiatry degree.
Dialogue
PRESIDENT: Damn. That's better than everyone else. You're hired.
TA: Unbiased choice you made there.
PRESIDENT: If I were capable of laughing, I would be coughing out my lungs right now.
I am now the bursar of the random nameless villager college. I help to direct funds and such elsewhere, all leading up to one particular investment.
I promptly expand the campus to a particular plot of land, which is in the sky, for whatever reason. When the villagers in the staff conference ask me why I am doing this, I tell them there are some air railways I'd like to refurbish. They are satisfied by this answer. As the president puts the final signature on the document, I invoke the powers of arcane law, physically making the terms of the legal document a reality. This automatically removes anything within this intangible air railway from the claimed land through teleposition. As it so happens, the land claimed for expansion contains part of the Air Attack Train.
Of course, this voids a sizable portion of it from existence itself, automatically teleposing it into The Void. I keep my position at the university, using my influence to slowly lower the admission fees, because there's a thing as capitalism run amok, and college entry fees are certainly this.
NEW: Antique Sword && Note Block && Metronome (3/???)
NEW: Mind Honey Jar && Ritual Chalk (2/???)
(+2 to Generic)
(Spatial) Maelstrom 25/30 (+1 from Pricey, +2 from Crystal) //////////////////////////////.
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Oh no you don't. Don't you dare summon Sans. Do you *WANT* to have a bad time? Because if you take another step on that journey... You are REALLY not gonna like what happens next.
HP: 45,001
Abilities:
-Smart: Will avoid using attacks that could end in disaster for anyone but his enemies. If it would hurt foes and foes only, then he will do it, except in special situations.
-Laser: Gains 1 charge per round, max. 5. Can use up any amount of charge at any time. Deals laser damage. Different amounts of time give different attacks:
+Charge 1: Simple Laser: small amount of damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Wide Laser: Small amount of damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Laser Shotgun: Huge damage to foes in melee range, Scattered at longer range. Risky, will only use if the situation is dire/there's an opening
+C4: Laser Sniper: Long-range, 10% chance to crit, otherwise does moderate-high damage.
+C5: DEATH LASER: Terrifying damage to one foe. Mid-range.
-Thunderstorm: Like Laser, gains 1 charge/round, maximum of 10. Yes, it's more powerful than laser. He's a storm fish, what do you expect? Deals Lightning damage. Like laser, can use up any amount of charge at any time. Here's the attacks:
+Charge 1: Jolt: Small damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Shock: Deals small damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Volt Barrage: Deals small damage to up to 5 foes. Might miss (50%). Fires 10 shots. Mid-range.
+C4: Fry: Medium damage to a foe. Burns the foe. Mid-range.
+C5: Chain Lightning: Deals high damage to one foe, can jump between foes to deal half damage to them. This can repeat 5 times, each jump halving damage again and again. Close-range.
+C6: Shockwave: Doesn't deal damage, but pushes the target entity into being the last one attacking in the EOTB. Mid-range.
+C7: Bolt: Calls down a bolt from the heavens, dealing high damage to an opponent, and collateral damage to those that happen to be near him. Long-range.
+C8: Darken Skies: Calls forth a thunderstorm, darkening the skies and making lightning strike randomly. Changes weather to Thunderstorm for 5 turns.
+C9: Thunder Roar: Slightly damages all entities of a certain alignment. Close-Long range.
+C10A: THE GODS ARE ANGRY!: The nuke of Zeus. When activated, creates so many natural disasters you wouldn't be able to count them. Nature's balance goes out of whack, causing random thunderstorms to appear for the rest of the game, causing a massive ravine to appear between all alignments, and volcanoes erupting everywhere, causing massive fires. All of this nearly murders Zappy, as his little body cannot handle such power. He only hangs on by a thread (1HP). Usable only once. Unstoppable.
+C10B: AMP PLAINS: The ground becomes electrified for 5 turns, badly hampering grounded enemies by removing 10% HP per turn. Halves Zappy's current HP.
-Basic attack: Fin Boomerang: Very slight damage to one target. Mid-short range. Physical damage.
-Hide!: If his HP goes below 15%, he will attempt to hide behind the clouds, increasing his evade (20%). In the meantime, he doesn't attack or charge, but heals for 1000HP/turn until back to 1/2 HP.
-Airborne
-Able to use certain equipment.
-Current charges:
+1/5L, 6/10T
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Zappy was overcharged, and fires his DEATH LASER at the Attack Train, head-on, piercing through all segments. -5L, +1T. He lands to avoid being killed by intense gravity.
Justin is currently falling from the sky due to the Shadow Fighter suddenly disappearing from existence.
Me, being tired of having to make these lesser alchemies, asks what it would take to bump the default alchemiter level up to 10.
Meanwhile, I show the Captain schematics for a few of my most incredible mechanisms, a few from each category. Including some containment items. One of which was a door reinforced with magicized Shadowsteel, a metal found commonly in my home universe that is extremely tough and durable. Even more so when it's magicized. It also came in chamber form, with the walls being made of the same substance. The dimensions? Able to fit into any door. Up to 20 meters thick. It's been helpful for containing foes able to destroy entire continents. It's that good. Of course, I give him the instruction manual that pertains to all contraptions I have made thus far. It's about 6 inches thick, though... Yeah. I have a lot of these things. You decide to join our side, I'll immediately begin installing some of this equipment into your facility. Including that containment cell made of Shadowsteel. 3 of 'em, in fact. You can keep that entire book, too. I then show him blueprints of a possible layout of the chamber. It can be changed in whatever way is required.
Bomber mutters a few more words from the blue tome, which has become increasingly hard to for many to fathom. Whatever ritual he is preparing is nearing completion.
The appearance of Jaraxxus was entirely unexpected for Bomber, but clearly he was effective. Though, half of his army being evaporated by the carelessness of Elizabeth. He clenched his teeth in frustration. A few could have sworn they saw his fuse smoking a little...
Suddenly, the imp's eyes on Bomber's Gargoyle Staff glow blood red, as the orb swirls with a similar color. Drops of red liquid bead on the surface of the orb, before dripping off to the ground below. A horrible grin spread across Bomber's face, as Bloodlust was complete. This was a well-known spell in many lands, as it brought great benefit to anyone affected by it. It would whip them up into a horrible rage, causing them to relentlessly attack their foe in a thirst for bloodshed. They would ignore most pain as they slaughtered their enemies, eyes glowing red from the effects of Bloodlust. It was a horrible sight to behold.
Raising the Gargoyle Staff up, it begins to glow more fiercely. A series of red orbs of energy materialize around the orb, droning with a jarring noise. The imp effigy on the tip of the Gargoyle Staff begins cackling once more as the spell is released. He quickly returns to being an unliving stone carving afterward. The crimson orbs spiral towards the Grim Patrons, filling them with rage. Their hands and eyes begin to glow the same crimson color as they suddenly grow larger. The army of Grim Patrons let out a bellowing battle cry, striking fear into the hearts of all who hear it. Raising axes and drinks skyward, they continue their roaring as they charge the Pigmen, mobbing them and hacking them to pieces.
Bomber pulls out a pack of Pyrotheum Explosives. They worked similarly to C4, but were around ten times as dangerous because they used such a volatile substance. They contained Blazing Pyrotheum, an extremely hot liquid made from blaze powder, glowstone dust, coal dust, and redstone. He teleported himself inside the head of the Air Attack Train, quickly planting the explosive and then teleporting back out a far distance away. He pulls out a remote and couldn't help but giggle eagerly. He lifted the glass covering on the remote and flicked a red switch.
Suddenly, there is a massive explosion as the Pyrotheum is exposed to gunpowder within the explosive. The Pyrotheum ignites the gunpowder and causes an extremely volatile reaction, making an explosion with the power of 1,000 TNT blocks in a condensed area. Embers rain down upon the area as small motes of Pyrotheum smolder after the reaction. The head of the train is utterly obliterated, as are any of the surrounding cars.
doggy turns to WeegeeWeArrrr and prepares to use one of the tricks he has learned. He first, shouts some confusing gibberish to throw him off.
>THE SCOOBY SNACK TEACHES THE TORNADO. ANY LOVER CAN SHARE WITH THE CLOUD FORMATION INSIDE THE TOMATO, BUT IT TAKES A REAL RECLINER TO BURY THE MOLDY GLOBULE. A TAPE RECORDER SEEKS A SANDWICH. WHEN YOU SEE THE SKI LODGE, IT MEANS THAT THE TATTERED CUSTOMER GOES TO SLEEP. THE UNDERHANDEDLY FRACTURED MORTICIAN SECRETLY PLANS AN ESCAPE FROM A NEAREST INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX A FIRE HYDRANT, AND THE PLAINTIFF FROM THE CASHIER MAKES PINEAPPLE PIE TO A CARELESSLY NUCLEAR TAPE RECORDER.
With his pointless ramble done, doggy suddenly surprises WeegeeWeArrrr by using Hama/Mudo, the low chance instant kill ability he learned from Elizabeth.
Bonesword || Box of Bone Attacks = Bonesword for Cool Dudes (Level 3: 4/4)
Alchemy Complete!
The Bonesword for Cool Dudes can only be owned by the coolest people. This allows the user to use some bone-related attacks, and also functions as a slightly stronger Bonesword.
Bomber starts two new alchemies.
Da Shootier Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 3" = Da Shootiest Bolter (1/?)
Da Shootiest Bolter, by no means, had what was even considered CLOSE to enuff dakka. Still, a pretty good amount of dakka though.
Pyrotheum Dust && Aerotheum Dust = ??? (1/?)
Bomber decided to experiment with combining Pyrotheum dust and Aerotheum dust, interested in seeing what could happen. Pyrotheum involved the Minecraftian elemental of fire, Blazes. Aerotheum, on the other hand, involved the Minecraftian elemental of air, Blitzes. He was furthermore interested in what properties would result when melting down the combined dust. Molten Pyrotheum, known as Blazing Pyrotheum, was even more dangerous and potent than lava. The molten form of Aerotheum was called Zephyrean Aerotheum. Despite being a liquid, it actually will defy gravity and flow upward into the sky. It cannot be swam in, and will deflect projectiles such as arrows by sending them flying in a different direction. Some say drinking it applies Invisibility and Water Breathing, but it probably tastes disgusting.
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Two cloaked emerge from a summoning circle that promptly appears on the ground.
Hezetor starts his speech to welcome them:
You are the five person that I personally choose to guid-
There are only two of them... I even received confirmations and still...
Thanks for coming it seems that my offers were well accepted, the payment will be carried out at work done and you will be returned to your time and location.
I've taken the liberty to give you those clothes and masks so that yours identity may remain concealed.
???: How you dare to obscure the magnificent figure of me, Dr. ///////////
And I've taken the liberty to cast a peculiar spell so that you will not reveal your own identity, your privacy is important for you as it is for me.
From now on you'll be know with the letter on your clothes so please stay calm A.
We will discuss the details of your task later.
Allow me to offer you an appropriate location.
Saying so one of the iron block that rotates under the Throne starts to move and to grow in size, turning in a rectangle tall 2,5m an with a base of 11x25 meters.
Now with an appropriate door is possible to access it, its interior enlightened by a hollow blue flame now show a wood table with 2 chairs and all the necessary for office work plus a basic food-generator that will allow them to survive for 166 days, while ventilation and oxygen is provided by proper devices .
You two will find all my directives on the table and in case of emergency use this.
Good work.
Hezetor hand them the Nerve Laser Gun mk.1.
A: ...tsk
B: Anyway what is this chaos?
You don't have to worry, GOOD WORK.
The IMTE (let's use acronyms) :
These guys have incredibly gifted minds, capable of revolutionizing their fields of interest on their own words.
In general they will create things form me.
We can suppose that their own time spent working is like a charge, when complete the project is complete (as always under 50).
Just like a charge more time they spend on it the stronger the result should be.
Ah side note, a bomb is placed in their brains so just in case one of them thinks of betraying me and no nothing outside me can activate it don't even bother.
The iron "house" that I've created for them will protect them, so give that a HP bar.
So the only alive drone starts his mutation into a spawning pool. (65s or 2-3 turns)
Of course in the time of the mutation the drone does not exist any more, the Hp should be those of the building that is trying to become.
All the 3 larvae starts their mutation into drones (17s or 1 turn if you wish)
When the transformation of those larvas is over the Hatchery will start to produce new ones.
Spawning pool
The spawning pool allows the hatchery to turn larvae into zerglings. (basic fighting unit)
The hatchery has now the ability to transform into the Lair.
The hatchery can now produce Queens. (support unit)
Drones can now transform into spine crawler (defensive ground-ground unit)
Drones can now transform into spore crawler (defensive ground-air unit)
Drones can now transform into the baneling nest (as the spawning pool is a structure that allows the creation of banelings)
Drones can now transform into the roach warren (as above but allows the creation of roaches)
Some upgrades can be purchased (evolved is more precise) here for the zergling unit:
1 Metabolic Boost: Increases zergling movement speed.
2 Adrenal Glands icreases zergling attack rate by 40%
In case this structure is destroyed it is not possible to create more zergings but all upgrades purchased here will remain. (this applies to all structures)
Charges
Inter Multiversal Team of Engineers 20/20 complete!
Factory 3/10
Module || (electromagnetic generator [high intensity low frequency] ) = Module of plasma manipulation (Level 5: 3/6)
Module || (hyper concentrated magnetic field generator && energy field generators) = Module of energy shield manipulation (Level 4: 3/5)
15/30 Starters 4 uzi
20/20 Badge 2engiex4, uzi+2 engie
Nail Gun AND Chain Gun 1/?
Body Armour AND TM17 1/?
-Underground-
You can do it, Sandslash, use dig!
The gym begins shaking, and quickly starts falling apart. The ground above the gym then falls in, and that just so happens to be where doggy is standing. Mercury flies out of the rubble, second badge in hand.
Wand && Gold = The Midas Touch 1/?
The Midas Touch: A wand capable of shooting magic beams of gold, turning the target into gold.
I summon some boneswords to attack a head of the Soul of the core. Then, taking a bonesword, I join in on the assault.
Come to kspcity! Transportation
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/tra
Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind
Post II
Y drives several daggers into one of Cerberus' skulls.
He then feeds Soul of the Core a Gravitation Potion.
Slumbersand 4/5
SCP-427 && SCP-1100 && Life Fruit
Solar Monolith 8/15
SCP-882 8/25
00C: Is the Traho your own invention, or did you borrow it from somewhere?
22/30 Contingency Plan
5/5 Ender Grenade
5/5 Endermite Pearl
+2 Serpent
I pull out a modified Blaster Launcher, and fire a high-speed Blaster Launcher shell. This green plasma orb homes in on the target: Richard. Due to its spherical design, it can turn on a dime to home in on him, and the modifications allow the projectile to travel at the very high speed of 100 blocks per second. If it hits him, it creates a very powerful plasma explosion that incinerates the area and blows Richard away. If he outruns the attack, the Cops have a speed trap, and they catch him speeding and force him to pay a fine of 1 damage. Also, if Richard evades it the Blaster Launcher's projectile will seek out and blow up another AZ entity instead.
I attempt to read section 2.0 for hints on HOW godmodding started. It could potentially lead to a weakness of godmodders.
=Turn One=[/b]
(29 / 50) A Deck of Cards
+1 to FBSN
+1 to Pricey
[b]=Action=[/b]
I'm sorry; that Mario Level doesn't even exist. I should probably try to create it though. Hmmm...
...
I turn toward the Hatchery. It's kinda cute (and strangely familiar). I then decide that it needs more defenses. I pull out a random Hatchery out of Hammerspace, and start shaking it around! It then shudders, and shoots out a Queen out to assist the Hatchery! It then uses "Spawn Larve" on the Hatchery. After 40 seconds, four fresh Larva units appear at the Hatchery.
[b]cc: "Shhhhh, I can do this even if you don't have a spawning pool." The Sleuth goes quiet.[/b]
[b]cc: "Don't tell the devs."[/b]
I then throw my Hammerspace Hatchery at Weegee! However, Weegee blasts it to bits in midair, but he's not prepared for the horde of Broodlings that pop out of destroyed buildings! They swarm Weegee and attack him with razor-sharp talons, while I fling more Broodlings at him from a distance.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I'm not getting any assists =(. If you want me to notice me assisting you, then it'd help to quote me.
Suppression Turrets: 4/20
Quick-Fix: 4/6
Phaserifle && Accelerator Module == Telklacki Forcebarrage [Lvl. 4, hopefully] 2/5
I quickly reload the Phaserifle and emit a cheering battle cry! After calling my allies to arms, some of my allies are roused to battle! Three random Anti-Zero entities will mini-crit for the turn!
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Time to try getting this into the thread.
Tazz's PM.
((NOTE: RP mode on!))
As you attempt to figure out what kind of force muted you, you attempt to address it. Attempt being the keyword, as you suddenly stop when you blink and realize the location you're in now does not match where you were at all.
You stand in what appears to be an outlandish green arcadia ripped straight from the 1st levels of New Super Mario Bros, except with the egregious addition of massive Nintendo controllers littered about. They seem to have holes in them, outing them as buildings of some kind, though most of it is basically green plains with the occasional hill. The most noteworthy building is a massive Gamecube console, floating directly in front of you, its edges and contours seeping with light, floating several meters off the ground. You see words atop its top-most side, which faces you: "NINTENDO. THE MEMORIES OF STAR."
...This is your Mindscape, you conclude, and you have not physically gone anywhere at all.
The only figure here other than yourself is a man in purple, walking away from the Gamecube carrying an odd crystal in his hands. It seems extremely familiar to you, yet not at all familiar to you at the same time in a weird way...the man himself is actually really hard to describe...He's kind of, for lack of a better termmm...bllurrryyy...andhes'bllooonddeee...andwearrringamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaskkkkk...he'sllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
-GAME MASTER DISCONNECTED DUE TO UNCONSCIOUSNESS-
-APPROXIMATED TIME UTNIL RECOVERY: 5 MINUTES.-
???: Excellent. As predicted, my brief apperance sent Xi into a rage so absolute he literally went comatose.
???: Temporary, unfortunately for me, but it affords me a chat.
???: For the record: Your muting was more accurately me temporarily suppressing your thought patterns regarding speech, so do not bother.
???: Speaking now will only produce gibberish, and I literally know everything about you already, or everything relevant. I can predict your patterns. Fighting me is similarly foolish, as I have otherwise done nothing, I have done nothing permanent except take some copies of all of your memories for future study, and I am far too powerful for you to fight while simultaneously dueling the strongest Godmodder currently in existence, UserZero. And I do not wish you dead on top of these things.
???: Zack serves a purpose to you in some minor way, and everything else is either an acronym, unimaginative and boring, or something I could care less for, so that is what I shall call you. Exclusively.
???: As for me...I am known as The_King_of_Pane. But call me Pane, simply.
Pane: I am a Godmodder of Gamma Rank at this moment, though unlike Richard I came here deliberately because I could tell that Descendants like yourself were here, and you are very, very valuable to my research.
Pane: Before you ask, no, my name is very intentionally Pane, not Pain. Pain is just unimaginative, and I am no malevolent dictator.
Pane: In any case, my abilities that have allowed me to go undetected until right now would have served me well in simply leaving undetected as well. But since you were so valuable to my research, via these copied memories...Well, I cannot help but explain some gaps in your knowledge.
Pane: First off: as stated, I was the one who muted you in this particular instance, not the Narrative. I cannot stand your voice, and you would interrupt me a million times as I went about. It became intolerable as I was leaving. Do not worry, though, it should fade within a few 'rounds' as the GM would refer it to. Probably one or two, I did not particularly care for how hard I sealed it as long as it was relatively temporary.
Pane: The Narrative, in its dealings, is usually the kind to simply let the offending images go unseen by those who would be 'negatively' affected by it.
Pane: Of course, it had been doing this since perhaps your first droll speeches, keeping the Golden God from hearing.
...ppppppppp...
Pane: Ugh. His rage. Xi's Rage at me is insane, irrational, and incredible to behold. Kill a half-dozen incompetents and give their power to the rightful wielder, and you get an angry horse-water-deity-thing that was semi-close to some of them unimaginably peeved at you. Not like you wouldn't share such thoughts-I can sense them even now.
Pane: In any case...Second. The Golden God's identity is that of Richard's.
Pane: Golden God. Goldenrod, Richard's preferred colour. Not immediately obvious, but there is also the existence of several ancient texts, and some of your...Odd thoughts. Temporal shenanigans were truly involved in a few of you, and the data points I have collected will be quite handy for future endeavors-which is why you are so useful.
Pane: In any case, as for why the Narrative was keeping your words from reaching him, well...
Pane: Predestination is powerful, but it is no certainty. You should know this already, but I did not scan every last thought here for that so maybe you do not.
Pane: There are constants and Variables. Your presence in this war is a Variable, while, supposedly, Richard's victory of it is a constant.
Pane: I do not know for sure, but you seem very assured of it and the Narrative keeps any information about it concealed, as well as what supposedly happens thereafter, giving credence to it.
Pane: Of course, this does not mean constants cannot be broken.
Pane: Now, what happens if a Godmodder like Richard suddenly becomes aware of their 'inevitable victory,' as you would think of it, and they subsequently prove it is not a hoax?
Pane: Their behavior changes.
Pane: This can mean one of two probable things.
Pane: Richard will behave differently and more aggressively, causing UserZero to punish his unfounded aggresion where passive action would have served better, allowing UserZero to turn the tides and win.
Pane: Alternatively, Richard will still win, but since he is now aware of future events, will study them further to avoid mistakes he made, learn about his losses and learn what mistakes he made then, thusly averting those losses to begin with.
Pane: Either way, the Narrative loses.
Pane: Hence, Richard does not hear you. And that is definitively for the best in this case.
Pane: And of course, absolutely none of what I have just said covers Paradoxes. That is an unnecessary risk on top of everything else.
Pane: You would not suddenly want UserZero obtaining powerful Paradox beasts, becoming Psi, or healing to full health without any effort on her part, am I correct? Yet, all of these are possible with a single Paradox.
...pppaaaaaanneeeee...ppppaaaaaaannnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeee/////////
Pane: Ugh. So rude. He has been hunting me down for so long but he cannot find me. And he will not find me. He is not going to this server personally except for a truly cataclysmic event...Though, I wonder, is this a future Xi, or the one I should know of? Red Sun Guardians like him-powered by a source known for time shenanigans, either would be flexible for the outcome here. I wonder if that memory you have of his ascension is his original one or his returned one. It is quite fascinating. And confusing.
Pane: Third: Why the others managed to hear of you despite your muting.
Pane: Well, you break the metaphorical fourth wall so much you should already know the answer.
Pane: Your text is visible to the others, who can also break the fourth wall and react to events that may not even happen.
Pane: The Update Terminal and its limitations. So oderous to work with. Xi will not be hunting me down while dealing with it...
Pane: Agh, off track there.
Pane: In any case, the PZs heard of your tale through your intent of text, not your actual text, thus they responded.
Pane: It also occured-as did intentional Narrative Audio manipulation-in any instance of the Conflict.
Pane: I cannot tell if likewise for either of these apply for UserZero, by the way. She is...No. I'm not touching her with a mile-long pole. She is erratic. Too erratic. I support Richard somewhat only because she's not predictable while Richard is somewhat more predictable.
Pane: Hrm...Any other information I could give you of use...Hrm...Yes.
Pane: You see me as a blurry figure, minimal details, though you can tell I am not a cubical creature. I am no Minecrafitan, my name would hover over my head even if this is not a code-based reality like Minecraft is.
Pane: I have introduced myself as a Godmodder.
Pane: I am a man. A member of the human race that you should be familiar with, due to their surprisingly common nature in the Multiverse.
Pane: Richard is a man. UserZero is apparently a woman by Richard's remarks.
Pane: But, as you have incorrectly presumed, they are not ordinary men and women. Clearly I am not, as I am in your Mindscape, avatar-less, very corporealy taking copies of your memories and sealing up your language despite being human. Neither are they.
Pane: Though UserZero is quite the enigma, bar her...Err, lack of restraint towards certain topics.
Pane: ...Let us not talk about that.
Pane: The point is that Godmodders are, perhaps, stronger than their Avatars as their real selves.
Pane: Now, point five, I believe, is why I am here, which will cover a great deal many more things.
Pane: You should have detected me-it is incredibly hard to go into a Mindscape completely undetected. Normally one would notice such an anomaly.
Pane: You would have had any other intruder expelled immediately due to your sharp willpower-another virtue I will enjoy of you in our semi-inevitable future partnership of scientist and tester.
Pane: Of course, here I am.
Pane: Even a subconscious defense should have formed at this point.
Pane: What has kept these powerful mental defenses from noticing and expelling me?
Pane: The Veil-that lovely force you see distorting my very image. The best you can make out is my mask. Full-face, pure glass, clouded on one side and clear on the other. I worked quite hard on it.
Pane: But that is irrelevant; the point is, your mental defenses were completely unable to act because they simply did not know of an intruder at all.
Pane: Of course, as to why your potential and conscious expulsion of me from your mindscape has not occurred, well, Zack...You will find it is for the exact same reasons.
Pane: It would require knowledge of my exact location. Knowledge you do not, technically, possess. I move with every twitch of my body; hence, I am in motion, and thus my location or my speed may be known, not either. I choose to keep exactly aware of my exact speed, thus no-one can know my exact location, even if there is an incredibly good approximate, thus the veil blocks every mental defense by way of misdirection.
Pane: This applies to the physical realm as well. So, at one point you considered fighting UesrZero's real self with your real self. It was shut down as suicidal by Xi. With my sudden resistance to all mental defenses made blatant, now why is also made scathingly obvious where it was once rather questionable.
Pane: Your power is considerable, and hers considerable as well. To what extent you believe they do is something I personally have disregarded in favor of an unbiased testing later on, but even if they were the power of a thing to end universes in the blink of an eye, you could never hit UserZero's real self through her well-developed Veil under any circumstance.
Pane: You are not invincible; she is, effectively. It would not matter if she could only barely cut your skin, or skin-analogue, at that level of power.
Pane: You would simply die to ten thousand, million, million cuts, while you could do nothing at all.
Pane: Only an extreme Narrative and/or Conflict-based forces that you could not generate alone would be able to penetrate such strong Veils to accurately hit her and understand what she truly is-and I say this merely by preemptive testing and commonly-accepted theory, as well as personal experience by having a strong Veil. I would call it a specialty in this case There may be other entities capable of it alone, but I believe the OP Scale would nerf them in these cases. The Omega-Plus Godmodder seems to be a kind of standard for the OP Scale, in that if a slightly-nerfed Omega-Plus Godmodder would be one-shot by an attack, it would be deemed overpowerd and nerfed.
Pane: I do believe that my time with you, unfortunately, is going to be over in about five seconds-
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!
Pane: -so I do believe your best source of information is Cranky Kong's guide to Godmodders, aka the Destroy the Godmodder Frequently Asked Questions!
Pane: I know you know where it is, and I suggest you would read it from start to finish! It has every piece of information you could need! And the rest you must find!
Pane: Now, I must be off before your friend figures out how to kill me. So long, and I will hope for better tidings when we meet!
Pane: Ciao!
THEN PANE IS SUDDENLY-WAIT, NO, NO NO NO, NOO!!! WHERE'D HE GO?!
AUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!! HE'S GONE!!!PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE YOU GORILLAING GORILLAHOLE!!!
GORILLAING NETHEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
THAT GORILLAING GORILLA!!! HE SLIPPED BY ME AGAIN, GORILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
I WILL PERSONALLY RIP OFF HIS GORILLAIGN HEAD AND GORILLA DOWN HIS GORILLAING THROAT WHEN I FIND HIM!!!
I WILL RIP IT OFF AND DEFECATE ENDLESSLY!!!
I WILL GORILLAING CARVE HIS WHOLE HEAD OUT WITH A SPOON JUST TO DO THAT!!!
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...Sorry you had to hear that.
...Jeez that auto-censor is kind of goofy huh...gorillas for every bad word.
...He's a button, he is. I don't want to talk about it.
...Ugh. Well, that explains the muting, for certain!...
I think your ability to think in linguistic terms has come back at least, though it appears your bar on getting the tongue to function properly is going to stay...and Pane has definitely left your Mindscape, that much is a 100% guarantee.
You can kind of tell why I hate him, right? So...Pompous, and yet, he's so scientifically accurate you can't find a way to get at him and say he's wrong! Completely insufferable and amoral. He probably only told you that for...I don't even know.
((Oh, one more OOC thing: To alleviate concerns, Pane isn't banking in on the copied memories of you and the other Descendants for a nice, long while, and when he does it will definitely not be DTG0 anymore, so you can stop worrying about Pane for DTG0's duration. I'd still worry, but you have time, IC and OOC, to get ready. This was mostly to explain this in a way to avert a Plot hole that I realized would appear, do some future setup for some of my own private stuff in future DTGs, and of course, to answer several of your immediate questions and point you at the source that will basically answer everything else. I am aware you hold a lot of thoughts and questions about the Canon and its apparent inconsistencies, but the short of it is the game changed a lot between DTG1 and DTG2, and the most charitable explamation of it is that DTG2 delved into the canon a lot harder than DTG1 and defined things in different ways than DTG1 did, nessecarily. Considering the page count for DTG2, it's absurd of me to think you should go read that: those sections in the guide, all of them, would be an excellent place to start, as that'll condense a truckload of pages into about 20-30, which is relatively light reading. I was debating just explaining stuff to you, but this felt a lot more useful in the long run, and not just for personal reasons. Plus, less OOC Explamation, which is always nice.))
Tazz speaks in larger than normal bold red text, while Pane speaks in purple text. The more you know!
OC thoughts:
"Ugh, that's why I hate it when people get inside my mind. They remove one trigger, and the entire brain goes to mush. It doesn't take an absurd amount of power to do that once you get inside. I hope he realizes my knowledge of the mind is more than the average joe's. I guess I'll need to bring along an Anti-Veil artifact next time I enter one of these conflicts. Though the OP scale probably would nerf it to absurd levels.I hope he didn't get anywhere important with my memories. Though it is likely that he got farther than a place I've never been, but I doubt he got anywhere to the Smash Mansion. That would require...certain codes that are held inside that mansion itself.Has he figured out I've broken through similar veils before? Though I do need my locomotive functions for that. The Fog of Lies seems similar in function-can see one way, stops attacks...and that actually physically effected reality. This effectsminds, I think, and that should be my specialty. Man, am I embarrassed! My failure to win on my own playing field...I think that if I concentrated on it hard enough, I could detect it, but I cannot do that in the middle of this war.My goodness, he didn't even get to the point where I'm not a descendent at all! I would have participated in the Psi-godmodding war myself if I was 'granted' my power by then, but, unless there's a descendent no one has mentioned who came from another place entirely, I cannot be a descendent.It also seems he didn't get to the fight against Patrick. I told him, and I'll tell everyone listening in, that there is no such thing as a normal human being. Everyone's weird in their own way. I agree with Pane on one thing, I'm not touching the subject of Uzi with a mile long pole until Tazz reveals more.Is Tazz's actual name Xi? Eh, doesn't really matter that much. I'll tell you this: while the person writing this is named Zack, I left my own name behind a long time ago. It was never Zack. It was Ryan."Elizabeth whacks the Air Attack Train's segment right behind its head with her book.
I drop a note on Mercury's head. Written on it is the following:
Read on to find the information you seek. Touch your finger to the page...if you dare.
Inside is a recording of the events that occurred in End of Act 4.
The point is to show Mercury that the Conflict was the destroyer of Minecraftia.
In the meantime, I give the Captain a link to the SCP wiki from 2020. I also give him a free massage, but only if he wants one.
Also,
17/30 Dangerous Forbidden Technique (Dragonballing, AKA charging things for a larger amount of time than necessary for dramatic tension) (+1 from Irecreeper)
15/50 Dark Bowser (With mystery 2nd phase)(Beating Bowser's Castle at 38.5 times Power and Health)
+2 Irecreeper
Super Musroom && Human Growth Hormone 1/??
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
16/30 Starters
1/25 Badge 3
+2 engie
Nail Gun AND Chain Gun 2/?
Body Armour AND TM17 2/?
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Mercury heals a random PZ entity with the power of holy water, or something.
I forgo charging for a moment, and, in an effort to help out, I summon the REALLUY CHEAP MINION!
REALLUY CHEAP MINION:
Charactoristics:
So cheap he can't affurd proper spelling
His cheepness aggravates enemies so mach they die
To cheap to be any good
Surpisingoly high HP
(He does work for the PZ's, and I make sure to attach an anti-mind control tinfoil helmet)
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
==Turn 1==
Storm 31/50
Stone 31/50
+2 to Erelye.
Finite Improbability Device && Improbability Calculator == Never Tell Me The Odds 3/6
==Action==
Crystal notices WeegeeWeArrrr gearing up for another godmodder-damaging attack, and decides to give him a piece of his mind. He grabs a tome emblazoned with a lampshade and flips to four random pages, before grinning and attacking. He grabs Coyote’s Sword, infuses it with temporary code-manipulation powers, and runs at Weegee. He slices at Weegee while the sword splits his attention by trying to hack him while Crystal hacks at him. After a bit of time, he jumps back, puts the sword away, and swaps to the Wand of Minor Creation. He charges the wand, summoning… SUMMONING. . . a recliner chair and a floating cup of tea. He sits down, takes a sip of the tea, approves, (It’s perfectly made!) and conjures a massive swarm of bees to chase after Weegee, stinging the dickens out of him. Crystal relaxes in the chair while drinking the tea, occasionally summoning a spray of hydrochloric acid or a safe moving at high speed when Weegee gets dangerously close. Eventually, though, he gets tired, and dresses as a Mountie before riding after Weegee on a horse, popping off shots at him when he can. Lastly, he just tosses Weegee the Idiot Ball, causing him to walk into a massive pit of lava before he realizes what it was and drops the ball. Unfortunately, that doesn’t change the fact that he’s currently burning to death.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will attack the Air Attack Train’s damaged segments with a Dark Rush, trying to split the damage between multiple segments to destroy multiple.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
25/25 (Mobile Base)
25/25 (Project "Revelation")
Matter Conversion Device && Camera && Indestructible Cards = Doctor Eggman Nega's camera
http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_Eggman_Nega's_camera
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Something big is coming...
Edit: Unexpected free plus one, I will roll out entities next update ok?
Post II
Y doses the Zombie Pigmen in liquid nitrogen.
He then catches the Wisp in a bottle, handing it to The Captain as a bribe. If The Captain has already chosen a side, Y releases the wisp, pouring a Potion of Strenght onto it.
Slumbersand Complete!
SCP-427 && SCP-1100 && Life Fruit 2/X
SCP-427 || Mana Regeneration Band
Solar Monolith 9/15
SCP-882 9/25
Okay, I was just informed of somebody that could help me on my meme quest.
The phone call was very short, so I don't know much about them.
transcript
Hello? Who is this and why are you calling!
*hey, what does a skeleton use for fertiliser?
Bone meal.
*oh, looks like you knew that one, crap.
*click*
At that moment, I knew i had to find this man, and befriend him.
His puns and jokes will come in handy.
>Memia: begin the search for the mystery man that speaks in the goofy font
23/50 This World...
23/50 Has No Need For Gods
+2 Crystal
Oh no you don't. Don't you dare summon Sans. Do you *WANT* to have a bad time? Because if you take another step on that journey... You are REALLY not gonna like what happens next. (I'm gonna murder you)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
I look back at the Soul, noting the grin. I promptly begin to smile rather excessively, a jagged smirk of mildly dubious connotation.
DialogueTA: Don't worry, you'll GIVE ME YOUR SOUL die eventually. It's basically inevitable.
With a only mostly mocking thumbs up at the Soul, I direct my attention to the Air Attack Train. These things are a mild nuisance. As such, we should obviously direct overwhelming and excessive force at it.
I promptly wander off into the distance, disappearing after thousands of blocks. Let's see here. What could I find. I saunter across fields and through thick forests, attempting to find some sort of inspiration for any sort of assault upon a train. In my path, I spot a greatwood tree covered in cobwebs. Recalling this from my studies, I advance toward the tree, remembering they contain treasure. I stop moving around twenty meters from the base of the trunk, looking upwards. I pull out a match whose tip is lightly dusted in emerald ash that appears to occasionally emit occult whispers, and strike it, tossing it at the leaves overhead.
The tree's leaves are immediately lit ablaze, burning bright with a cursed emerald far derived from the bright hue of a First Guardian. Large swarms of cave spiders crawl out from beneath the trunk of the tree, and rush at me in unison, but are all crushed by a falling branch, and all burn to death in moments. I watch the tree burn, waiting.
Around twenty minutes later, the once vast and gargantuan tree has been reduced to a massive pile of ash atop a cave spider spawner guarding a chest of hidden treasure. I begin to scale the pile of ash and charred wood, cave spiders wriggling out from beneath the pile, and attempting to slay me. I crush them with a wave of psionic energies, and they emit a squeak before being smashed into paste and blood, their body turning red and falling over.
I reach the apex of the pile of ashes and burnt wood, before telekinetically parting the thing at the core, which contains far less heavy objects. I slowly descend as a small circle of ash and wood beneath me is compacted into the other ash and wood around it. I am then left standing upon a cave spider spawner which is quite clearly above a chest. I destroy the former block with a few heavy swings from a diamond pickaxe, and open the chest, practically shivering in anticipation.
The chest contains a bit of bread, gunpowder, a music disc titled "cat", and a gold ring. This is… a minor setback. I guess I could wear the ring? Yeah, I'll do that. I slide the ring onto one of my fingers, and am about to close the chest, before I notice something. A scroll, bound together by a cyan ring of rubber. Hmm. I slowly take the object out of the chest, before closing it. I slide the ring off of the scroll, and skim the contents. Apparently, it is some sort of 'Title Scroll', and the recipient of this document is to be known as 'The Bursar Universal' from this point henceforth. I stare at the scroll for several seconds, before rolling it up, sliding the ring back on, and placing it in my inventory. That is one of the stupider things I have seen in quite some time. I fly out of the hole in the pile of ash and charred wood, and begin to head out to the Battlefield once more, before stopping abruptly. Wait. I can use this. Hah.
I disappear in a flash of burnt purple.
When I reappear, I am staring at a stone brick wall, and am quite clearly standing upon planks of spruce. I look around, finding that I am in the waiting room to some sort of underground office. I'm standing in a room with about a dozen villagers, each dressed in either scholarly or formal attire. I walk up to a front desk, maintained by a villager with a red coat.
RECEPTIONIST: Hello.
TA: Hello.
RECEPTIONIST: Do you have an appointment?
TA: I'm here for the job offer. That's still a thing I can apply for, right?
RECEPTIONIST: Really? I don't recall ever scheduling an appointment for anyone who looked like you.
TA: Here.
I take my Title Scroll out of my inventory, sliding the cyan ring off. I show the receptionist the document, and they clear their throats, mildly shocked.
DialogueRECEPTIONIST: Ahem. You can... go right in, then.
TA: Thanks. Haha.
The villager hands me an iron key, and I use it to open the Arcane Door direct next to their desk. I walk inside. The room is rather small, composed of stone bricks supplanted by a thick red carpet. Another villager in red coat lounges in a chair behind a desk.
DialoguePRESIDENT: Who are you, and why should I care.
TA: That's top secret, and I'm here for the job.
PRESIDENT: Really? I thought I had scared everyone off.
TA: You probably scared off most of the people who can't kill you instantly with their brains. I'm not really part of that category.
PRESIDENT: Okay. Show me what you've got. Can you handle finances? Do you have any other talents?
I show the college president my Title Scroll and psychiatry degree.
DialoguePRESIDENT: Damn. That's better than everyone else. You're hired.
TA: Unbiased choice you made there.
PRESIDENT: If I were capable of laughing, I would be coughing out my lungs right now.
I am now the bursar of the random nameless villager college. I help to direct funds and such elsewhere, all leading up to one particular investment.
I promptly expand the campus to a particular plot of land, which is in the sky, for whatever reason. When the villagers in the staff conference ask me why I am doing this, I tell them there are some air railways I'd like to refurbish. They are satisfied by this answer. As the president puts the final signature on the document, I invoke the powers of arcane law, physically making the terms of the legal document a reality. This automatically removes anything within this intangible air railway from the claimed land through teleposition. As it so happens, the land claimed for expansion contains part of the Air Attack Train.
Of course, this voids a sizable portion of it from existence itself, automatically teleposing it into The Void. I keep my position at the university, using my influence to slowly lower the admission fees, because there's a thing as capitalism run amok, and college entry fees are certainly this.
NEW: Antique Sword && Note Block && Metronome (3/???)
NEW: Mind Honey Jar && Ritual Chalk (2/???)
(+2 to Generic)
(Spatial) Maelstrom 25/30 (+1 from Pricey, +2 from Crystal) //////////////////////////////.
Bro, I am the god of memes.
I'll be fine.
So his name is Sans huh?
Fitting.
DarkSide: 12-foot, 50-tonne Mythril Cleaver && Chainsaw && Metal Bone Scrap = Pure Terror Mk. 1(Lv. 5, 4/6)
Justin: Frost Flower && Fire Flower && Accursed Tome && Nevermelt Ice = Tome of Frozen RGB (Red Green Blue) Mk. 1(Lv. 4, 4/5)
Justin's flying skill: 38% (Skill%/2 = %damage increase, max 50% damage increase)(Degrading)
Justin's machines and equipment: Shadow Fighter DIED, Staff of the Cometians Mk. 1
DarkSide's machines and equipment: Malice Mk. 1
DarkSide: Intimidating Vessel (11/35) IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII
Justin: Planetary Unrest (9/35) IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII
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Entities:
Zappy:
HP: 45,001
Abilities:
-Smart: Will avoid using attacks that could end in disaster for anyone but his enemies. If it would hurt foes and foes only, then he will do it, except in special situations.
-Laser: Gains 1 charge per round, max. 5. Can use up any amount of charge at any time. Deals laser damage. Different amounts of time give different attacks:
+Charge 1: Simple Laser: small amount of damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Wide Laser: Small amount of damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Laser Shotgun: Huge damage to foes in melee range, Scattered at longer range. Risky, will only use if the situation is dire/there's an opening
+C4: Laser Sniper: Long-range, 10% chance to crit, otherwise does moderate-high damage.
+C5: DEATH LASER: Terrifying damage to one foe. Mid-range.
-Thunderstorm: Like Laser, gains 1 charge/round, maximum of 10. Yes, it's more powerful than laser. He's a storm fish, what do you expect? Deals Lightning damage. Like laser, can use up any amount of charge at any time. Here's the attacks:
+Charge 1: Jolt: Small damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Shock: Deals small damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Volt Barrage: Deals small damage to up to 5 foes. Might miss (50%). Fires 10 shots. Mid-range.
+C4: Fry: Medium damage to a foe. Burns the foe. Mid-range.
+C5: Chain Lightning: Deals high damage to one foe, can jump between foes to deal half damage to them. This can repeat 5 times, each jump halving damage again and again. Close-range.
+C6: Shockwave: Doesn't deal damage, but pushes the target entity into being the last one attacking in the EOTB. Mid-range.
+C7: Bolt: Calls down a bolt from the heavens, dealing high damage to an opponent, and collateral damage to those that happen to be near him. Long-range.
+C8: Darken Skies: Calls forth a thunderstorm, darkening the skies and making lightning strike randomly. Changes weather to Thunderstorm for 5 turns.
+C9: Thunder Roar: Slightly damages all entities of a certain alignment. Close-Long range.
+C10A: THE GODS ARE ANGRY!: The nuke of Zeus. When activated, creates so many natural disasters you wouldn't be able to count them. Nature's balance goes out of whack, causing random thunderstorms to appear for the rest of the game, causing a massive ravine to appear between all alignments, and volcanoes erupting everywhere, causing massive fires. All of this nearly murders Zappy, as his little body cannot handle such power. He only hangs on by a thread (1HP). Usable only once. Unstoppable.
+C10B: AMP PLAINS: The ground becomes electrified for 5 turns, badly hampering grounded enemies by removing 10% HP per turn. Halves Zappy's current HP.
-Basic attack: Fin Boomerang: Very slight damage to one target. Mid-short range. Physical damage.
-Hide!: If his HP goes below 15%, he will attempt to hide behind the clouds, increasing his evade (20%). In the meantime, he doesn't attack or charge, but heals for 1000HP/turn until back to 1/2 HP.
-Airborne
-Able to use certain equipment.
-Current charges:
+1/5L, 6/10T
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Zappy was overcharged, and fires his DEATH LASER at the Attack Train, head-on, piercing through all segments. -5L, +1T. He lands to avoid being killed by intense gravity.
Justin is currently falling from the sky due to the Shadow Fighter suddenly disappearing from existence.
Me, being tired of having to make these lesser alchemies, asks what it would take to bump the default alchemiter level up to 10.
Meanwhile, I show the Captain schematics for a few of my most incredible mechanisms, a few from each category. Including some containment items. One of which was a door reinforced with magicized Shadowsteel, a metal found commonly in my home universe that is extremely tough and durable. Even more so when it's magicized. It also came in chamber form, with the walls being made of the same substance. The dimensions? Able to fit into any door. Up to 20 meters thick. It's been helpful for containing foes able to destroy entire continents. It's that good. Of course, I give him the instruction manual that pertains to all contraptions I have made thus far. It's about 6 inches thick, though...
Yeah. I have a lot of these things. You decide to join our side, I'll immediately begin installing some of this equipment into your facility. Including that containment cell made of Shadowsteel. 3 of 'em, in fact. You can keep that entire book, too.
I then show him blueprints of a possible layout of the chamber. It can be changed in whatever way is required.
+1 to Pit, FBSN
Bomber mutters a few more words from the blue tome, which has become increasingly hard to for many to fathom. Whatever ritual he is preparing is nearing completion.
Y̷͟͢͠a̸͞c̛̀a̵̴̸̢̛ ̛̀͏͘ķ̀́͟͝f̶̵͘͢ ̶̛͟K̴w̴͞͡a̵҉̛͞ ̡͢C҉͞͝͝y҉̵͜͠p̶͞j̷̵̡͡g̀͟͢v̷̢̀͡g̵̡ ̀͜͟҉̸k͝͡f͜͏́͘͝ ̡̀͠҉N̷̛p̴̷ų̷̴́͢s͜͏̴̛͟: 22/30 ============================== (+2 from Richard)
Bloodlust: 10/10 ==========
+2 to Erelye
The appearance of Jaraxxus was entirely unexpected for Bomber, but clearly he was effective. Though, half of his army being evaporated by the carelessness of Elizabeth. He clenched his teeth in frustration. A few could have sworn they saw his fuse smoking a little...
Suddenly, the imp's eyes on Bomber's Gargoyle Staff glow blood red, as the orb swirls with a similar color. Drops of red liquid bead on the surface of the orb, before dripping off to the ground below. A horrible grin spread across Bomber's face, as Bloodlust was complete. This was a well-known spell in many lands, as it brought great benefit to anyone affected by it. It would whip them up into a horrible rage, causing them to relentlessly attack their foe in a thirst for bloodshed. They would ignore most pain as they slaughtered their enemies, eyes glowing red from the effects of Bloodlust. It was a horrible sight to behold.
Raising the Gargoyle Staff up, it begins to glow more fiercely. A series of red orbs of energy materialize around the orb, droning with a jarring noise. The imp effigy on the tip of the Gargoyle Staff begins cackling once more as the spell is released. He quickly returns to being an unliving stone carving afterward. The crimson orbs spiral towards the Grim Patrons, filling them with rage. Their hands and eyes begin to glow the same crimson color as they suddenly grow larger. The army of Grim Patrons let out a bellowing battle cry, striking fear into the hearts of all who hear it. Raising axes and drinks skyward, they continue their roaring as they charge the Pigmen, mobbing them and hacking them to pieces.
Bomber pulls out a pack of Pyrotheum Explosives. They worked similarly to C4, but were around ten times as dangerous because they used such a volatile substance. They contained Blazing Pyrotheum, an extremely hot liquid made from blaze powder, glowstone dust, coal dust, and redstone. He teleported himself inside the head of the Air Attack Train, quickly planting the explosive and then teleporting back out a far distance away. He pulls out a remote and couldn't help but giggle eagerly. He lifted the glass covering on the remote and flicked a red switch.
Suddenly, there is a massive explosion as the Pyrotheum is exposed to gunpowder within the explosive. The Pyrotheum ignites the gunpowder and causes an extremely volatile reaction, making an explosion with the power of 1,000 TNT blocks in a condensed area. Embers rain down upon the area as small motes of Pyrotheum smolder after the reaction. The head of the train is utterly obliterated, as are any of the surrounding cars.
doggy turns to WeegeeWeArrrr and prepares to use one of the tricks he has learned. He first, shouts some confusing gibberish to throw him off.
>THE SCOOBY SNACK TEACHES THE TORNADO. ANY LOVER CAN SHARE WITH THE CLOUD FORMATION INSIDE THE TOMATO, BUT IT TAKES A REAL RECLINER TO BURY THE MOLDY GLOBULE. A TAPE RECORDER SEEKS A SANDWICH. WHEN YOU SEE THE SKI LODGE, IT MEANS THAT THE TATTERED CUSTOMER GOES TO SLEEP. THE UNDERHANDEDLY FRACTURED MORTICIAN SECRETLY PLANS AN ESCAPE FROM A NEAREST INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX A FIRE HYDRANT, AND THE PLAINTIFF FROM THE CASHIER MAKES PINEAPPLE PIE TO A CARELESSLY NUCLEAR TAPE RECORDER.
With his pointless ramble done, doggy suddenly surprises WeegeeWeArrrr by using Hama/Mudo, the low chance instant kill ability he learned from Elizabeth.
Bonesword || Box of Bone Attacks = Bonesword for Cool Dudes (Level 3: 4/4)
Alchemy Complete!
The Bonesword for Cool Dudes can only be owned by the coolest people. This allows the user to use some bone-related attacks, and also functions as a slightly stronger Bonesword.
Bomber starts two new alchemies.
Da Shootier Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 3" = Da Shootiest Bolter (1/?)
Da Shootiest Bolter, by no means, had what was even considered CLOSE to enuff dakka. Still, a pretty good amount of dakka though.
Pyrotheum Dust && Aerotheum Dust = ??? (1/?)
Bomber decided to experiment with combining Pyrotheum dust and Aerotheum dust, interested in seeing what could happen. Pyrotheum involved the Minecraftian elemental of fire, Blazes. Aerotheum, on the other hand, involved the Minecraftian elemental of air, Blitzes. He was furthermore interested in what properties would result when melting down the combined dust. Molten Pyrotheum, known as Blazing Pyrotheum, was even more dangerous and potent than lava. The molten form of Aerotheum was called Zephyrean Aerotheum. Despite being a liquid, it actually will defy gravity and flow upward into the sky. It cannot be swam in, and will deflect projectiles such as arrows by sending them flying in a different direction. Some say drinking it applies Invisibility and Water Breathing, but it probably tastes disgusting.
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
I throw Dora the Exploder at the Soul of the Core
Quote: 32/50 (+1 from Twin)
Making the potatoes...: 18/50 (+1 from Twin)
+2 to Twin
It's High Noon