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Snuggie && Porcupine = Most Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 3/16
Using one of my 20 charges now. 20/20
I summon a thousand Zombie Pigmen who dive into the Soul of the Core. They start drinking up lava from his body while swinging their swords. After 2 minutes of this they activate their kamikaze vests.
I ask Serpent if I can approach the Soul of the Core. If the answer is yes, I walk up to the Soul of the Core and hold the Hylian Beam Shield against Traho, hopefully merging it with Traho and giving Traho the abilities of the Hylian Beam Shield (Whatever it may do).
I also bring up KAZIO DEATHTRAP by Irecreeper on the Super Mario Maker Sketchpad so Tazz can have proof.
Proof in attachment.
==Alchemies==
Cornucopia && Pi = Infinite Pie Cornucopia 3/3 [Done!]
Bloody Knife && Gold Ingots = Golden Murderer Knife 2/???
Soulless Heart && Linked Blade && Tainted Essence = Darkheart 2/???
Señor Banana 5/5 Summoned!(+1 from Tazz)(30000/30000 HP) Ah, I'm finally here! Time to rock the party up los amigos! He then stomps his foot on the ground, making a banana appear in front of the Captain. Snack, amigo?(R.I.P Neo, we'll never forget you.)
Neo Ultima 8/15
I make a ritual to summon Banshees to scare the gorilla out of WeeGeeArrr.
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27/50 Has No Need For Gods +2 from Erelye, +1 from Pricey
+2 Crystal
Ugh, this charge is moving entirely too slow. Oh well, what am I going to do about it. I casually hand the Captain recordings of the entire Second Godmodding War.
Infernal Hard Drive && Liquid Cooling System = ? (Level ?: 2/?)
Fortress:
Fortress Evil = 24%
Soldiers 0/3
Structures:
Base
Shrine
Mine
Alchemies:
Holy Flame: Level 3
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
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I charge into the battlefield with a fully charge Quick-Fix! I quickly pop ueber and heal up any damage that the Anti-Zero side might have taken like crazy! When the Uebercharge subsides, then I throw the Quick-Fix into the chasm and arm myself with the Phaserifle.
I facepalm at babysphee, carefully avoiding disturbing the Luigi hat.
I then shoot a couple fireballs at either the overly acronymical Gatorade (if that thing's still alive) or at a random PZ entity that isn't WeeGeeWeeArr.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Dimensions 493, 151, MK, 02, 2D, 3, [email protected]+hb0und, and many others are part of multiverse 64.
Spot the references!
They are in the spoiler:
In order, the references are to the Sinnoh region (and the rest of the Pokemon world), the Kanto Region (or as I like to call it, realm of the Genwunners), the Mushroom Kingdom (with side areas for DK isle and wherever the heck Wario lives), Kirby (Insert Boss theme here), the Game and Watch (Master of 2 Dimensions), Hyrule (Triforce), Mother (This one no one has a right to miss), and of course, the N-64.
Also, Mr. Witherguy? Or "Cerberus"? You do realize that you went from one overused name to another, right?
And somehow I doubt I can use a Phoenix Down to immediately kill this train...but I still approve of the FF6 reference, Generic. Though not as much of your suplexing me into the attack train, or punching me in the face. At least, I assume that my OC is who you meant by Star.
15/30 Dangerous Forbidden Technique (Time to add a couple tropes to the page) (+1 from Irecreeper, +2 from Battlefury)
14/50 Dark Bowser (With mystery 2nd phase)(Beating Scutlett at 38.5x power and health)
+2 Talist
Just to clear up, if I charge something and give charges in a post that Deadpool deletes, then those charges stay, right?
Even though this concern is no longer valid.
And speaking of Elizabeth's Field-wiping potential...
Elizabeth looks to the next page in her book, and gives a small smile.
"Persona! Masakado.
I bring you...MEGIDOLAON!"
Three balls of light meet in the center of the battlefield, coalesce into one, and explode in a huge radius. Numbers appear over every single PZ entity's head in range:
9999
Hey, in game the numbers are white. What else am I supposed to do to synthesize that?
I, meanwhile, decide to make an homage to PitTheAngel.
I stuff WeegeeWeArrrr into a small box. I sit on it, thinking about what to do with it. Then, I take the box, and incinerate it with a flamethrower. Then, I take the ashes of the box and freeze them at 0 degrees Kelvin. Then, I take the frozen ashes of the box, and walk back about 100 blocks to the center of the crater, and dump the ashes down the hole the Maine Cannon created directly into the void.
Vegeta! What's the alchemiter say about his reference level?
It's over {therestofthissentencehasbeencensoredduetooveruse}!
I also make it so that any time someone attacks Weegee, WeegeeWeArr, WeegeeWeArrr, or WeegeeWeArrrrr it hits WeegeeWeArrrr.
Richard somehow slaps a +1 onto every number at once, causing it to roll over to...10,000. Because, you know, this system supports digits that go over 4, and 9999, though an awesome number, is somewhat dirtier to work with, to put it one way. In any case, she'll do as you say unless something awful happens to her or the Soul of the Core somehow sucks the whole attack in, which is rather unlikely.
So much awe that it starts condensing from gaseous awe to liquid awe and rushing out.
Sadly, the liquid awe, due to some terrible mistake and probably some time shenanigans, follows the OLD liquid spread code.
Thankfully, it's only on my feet.
The liquid awe keeps spreading, down through ravines, into caves, down mineshafts and hills, over lakes, ponds, and rivers, engulfing the server in a tide of awe.
UserZero stares at the liquid awe...in awe.
...Flying skeletal CARP.
The liquid awe floods another block higher as everyone starts swimming up.
Including UserZero, who is spreading liquid awe from her eye height as she flees the tidal wave of awe.
The awe continues sweeping over the server. Unfortunately, this server has Cubic Chunks...
Then, off in the distance, someone whose render distance is all the way up watches the wave of awe sweep toward him and is awestruck.
The awe suddenly all solidifies.
UserZero is stuck in it, suffocating.
I place a water bucket for the AZs to use in their descent and pull out the Awenihillator. It instantaneously mines all the awe and gives it to me. I promptly store the infinitude of awe (for so it became, as it overflowed to Math.INFINITY somehow) in the Infinite Bag of Holding.
Infinite Awe && A Selection Of Power Converters 1/??
I (finally) look at WeegeeWeArrrr.
And don a green hat with an L on it.
"Yup, Mario is a PSYCHO."
I proceed to crit-Green Missile a PZ entity with my Luigi powers. Kablooie, whampf, *bling!!*, PLAYER 0 HAS BEEN ELIMINATED.
Also, Tazz: I agree with FBSN. The whole "No no no no referring to the future never ever ever" when YOU CAME FROM IT is rather illogical.
UserZero is not awed by your awe. She is in fact, bored by it, thus not setting off the critical chain reaction at all, thus your attack fails! You somehow still get the infinite awe.
Your Green Missile somehow spins backwards onto the Soul of the Core, and you nearly get killed via the gravity it generates as you rush away, ultimately doing nothing.
Infinite Awe && A selection of power converters = Shocking Awe (Level 5, 1/6)
[QUOTE ANSWERING:]
Quote from The_Nonexistent_Tazz>>
A Recursive Bullet^2 then? You'd need, err...Well, to keep it as simple as possible, I'd reckon that's a Recursive Bullet (a Bullet in a Bullet) && a Bullet.
so now i need to figure out the recipe for a normal recursive bullet... ill try bullet && bullet.
[ASSISTS: +2 to cobalt]
[CHARGES: mobile tnt cannon upgrade package: 3/10 (+2 from cobalt)]
[ALCHEMIES: none yet, UNLESS bullet && bullet = recursive bullet, in witch case i make one now: recursive bullet: 1/?]
[ACTIONS: i command the mobile tnt cannon to fire at a random [PZ] entity as a test fire, while shooting off fireworks everywhere to celebrate the first shot of my first entity! also, if the recursive bullet takes only one post to make, i put it in my inventory now.]
INVENTORY SO FAR:
nothing, unless the recursive bullet took one post to make, then: recursive bullet(x1)
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Bullet && Bullet = ERROR! SAME ITEM ALCHEMIZED! Use different items in the creation, otherwise you get no result!
You CAN just pull out a standard Recursive Bullet for alchemization purposes. Technically the hyperspace arsenal can contain whatever you need, but alchemy-made items are better. A Recursive Bullet is different enough from a regular Bullet that it doesn't get that error as well.
9,000 damage to the Aerial Attack Train's head! -2 Cool, setting the TNT Cannon at 0 heat!
1/10 Amulet Upgrade (For the record: The bonus is +1% damage and a 1% chance to counter-godmod stuff (reduced against actual opposing godmodders) per point of damage inflicted to godmodders. Just wanted to justify it with in-story reasons first).
4/5 Ender Grenade
4/5 Endermite Pearl
"For the record, Captain, I made efforts to recruit allies. I have no allies as of right now, unless you count whats left of The Void's forces (which is basically just the Council at this point). You expect me to be a team player, despite not even having a team to fight for."
"That is the big problem with being a Neutral. Neutrals are never organized enough to aid each other. You need to join an actual team to stand a chance."
"Or, I could create one."
Alright, time to create a new team. First off, I make it the Anti-Godmodder team (or AG). The objective of this team is simple: take down Godmodders, primarily including Richard and UserZero but also potentially expanding to include any others that show up. The team color is green, in memory of Twinbuilder (who likely died with the rest of Godcraft, but at least he went down fighting and took down Project Binary with him). As for entities, well, yeah we need entities. I quickly raid knowyourmeme.com and draft several memes to create a small fighting force. Unfortunately for godmodders looking to try their hand at mind control on these, I also gave them doses of Brain Bleach that they can utilize to nullify mind control.
Over-9000inator [AG]: 10000/10000 HP (attacks for 10000 damage, but can only attack once every 3 rounds))
Doge [AG]: 5000/5000 HP (does not attack unless an entity on its team is attacked first, will bodyguard for allies, respawns 1 round after death if there are still allied entities present).
Agar.io [AG]: 25000 HP (has a 25% chance to devour an entity with lower HP than it each round, adding that entity's HP to its own, can split to create 2 copies of Agar.io (each with half the HP) and either evade an attack or automatically devour something that one of the splits can devour, each copy gains 1000 HP per round passively)
Meh, that will last about a round, maybe 2.
huehuehuehuehue, insert Twinbuilder smiley here.
Crusher48, I will be extremely generous with you in this case, as I believe this has incredible potential, if anyone is even remotely interested anyways. You DO have an increased sway over the Captain compared to everyone else strictly on the grounds of being a Descendant, SO, if you manage to get three players OTHER THAN YOURSELF interested in your new team within the next two rounds, I will officiate the creation of this new faction AND have the Captain immediately join your side regardless of all bribery shenanigans. I will change the name and color if it goes through (don't worry, it'll be amazing I swear). One more thing: Until your faction goes through, those three entities will NOT join the battlefield; if the team falls through, UserZero will probably brainwash two of them regardless of your attempts to subvert it, and you get the third to control as a Neutral.
The Nightwatch: An upgrade from Dark Times (bit obvious), the Nightwatch keeps the 3 modes of invisibility the Dark Times has, while incorporating extra battery life, making your invisibility longer.
Minecraft Disguise Kit 2.0: An upgraded Minecraft Disguise Kit (what a surprise) that incorporates player skins on the server. This only works for players already in the server. As with a regular Disguise kit, attacking or doing any action outside of movement will break the disguise.
Shadow of Limbo / Essence of the Destroyed, use Flooding of the Dead on WeegeeWeArrrr.
Bane of Lapis && Journal #-1 = Tome of Knowledge Unwritten (Level 4: 5/5) DONE
Tome of Knowledge Unwritten && Richard Taglock = ? (Level ?: 1/?) Ultracondensed Wall || Bedrock^2 Ingots = ? (Level ?: 1/?)
24/50 Life
+2 to The Scribe.
1 Demon Blood Shard 1 Raspberry Pi 1 of any book 1 Empty Taglocks 1 Richard Taglock 1 Popcorn Bane of Lapis Ender Matrix Journal #-1 Black Hole in a Jar Tome of Knowledge Unwritten 18 Bedrock^2 Ingots Ultracondensed Wall
Tome of Knowledge Unwritten: A tome containing all undiscovered knowledge. It has no inexes nor appendixes or anything, and seemingly has a bent for describing things in comparison to gems (namely their dangerous properties).
Tome of Knowledge Unwritten && Richard Taglock = Tome of Godmodding Knowledge Unwritten (Level 50: 1/51)
Uzi quickly locks all access to this Alchemy via Admin commands!
Potato kick-stater salad(a potato made of salad kick-starter.)5/25(or 7 if the helping effect works)
I propose kindly to the captain to taste the potato salad for free when the kick-starter will have ended and did I said it was made of money.
And every sociologist knows that food make people more friendly and have all the advantages of not being called bribing
Then I keep combining the two books: Tome of enhancing && Book of summoning -> The support magic book 2/3
After that with some improvised use of gears and red-stone I create a Ruler of fabrication(level 0 alchemy who create civilization from nothing(like houses and so on) each time it is used it increase a bar of civilization and once it is full it helps User Zero side and comes back to 0(currently it is very minor since it is low level but for example it could repair or heal a little one entity or it could increase the damage of one attack(only against non godmodders) and many other kind of minor help))
UNDER HEAVEN DESTRUCTION: 43/50 (+2 from Fseftr, +2 from UserZero)
Best Pun Ever: 10/50
+2 to Fseftr
Aperture Science Mashy Spike Plate && Explosive Reactive Armor || Slab of Metal && Large Wooden Shield -> Blastspike Exoskeleton (5/5)
Walker notices that he's low on health, and decides that this, combined with the alarming number of AZ entities, is a bad thing. He pulls out a phone and calls Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, and after enduring the ramblings of Freddy Fazbear, orders a pizza. After a few seconds, a van arrives, trampling over Doggy as it does, then pulls up to Walker. The pizza, still in the box, is tossed out. He pulls out a wallet, dumps some tokens into his hand, then hands them over to the driver of the van, who nods. The van drives away, trampling over Doggy again as it leaves, as Walker opens the box- the pizza turns out to be Hawaiian. Better than nothing, probably. He pulls out a slice and rapidly devours it for the sake of health regen. There's still 7 slices left, but he's not entirely sure what to do with them...
Blastspike Exoskeleton: A special Exoskeleton made for Animatronics, this is a spiked armor set that comes with a nasty surprise-internal mechanisms can allow the armor to explode, sending the spikes everywhere. However, this also destroys the armor.
You equip it and immediately gain +1 Armor, giving you a point of damage resistance as long as its intact.
I aim down the blue dot sight of the Phaserifle and pelt the Zombie Pigmen with 3 seconds of automatic fire. It's not like I have a machine gun, you know.
I also begin some more alchemy...
Phaserifle && Acceleration Module == Telklacki Forcebarrage (This is an M16 that fires high-velocity rounds, taking shorter to hit their target. In-game, this is represented by twice the accuracy on dodging targets. Could it please be Level 4?)
Infernal Hard Drive && Liquid Cooling System = ? (Level ?: 1/?)
I take out the forge stoker and smack the closest (If there are any left) PZ entity. I then beat in their face, They just laugh at me because I'm beating them with the shaft of the hammer. I look at it, and say, "OH YEA, WELL THAT'S WHAT I MEANT TO DO". I then launch a missile out of the end of my hammer and explode the entity. I then launch a myriad of ultra-fast attacks at the entity, and finish him off with a stroke that sends him flying.
Fortress:
Fortress Evil = 24%
Soldiers 0/3
Structures:
Base
Shrine
Mine
Alchemies:
Holy Flame: Level 3
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Infernal Hard Drive && Liquid Cooling System = Coldheart Hard Drive (Level 1: 1/2)
Inter Multiversal Team of Engineers 20/20 complete!
Two cloaked emerge from a summoning circle that promptly appears on the ground.
Hezetor starts his speech to welcome them:
You are the five person that I personally choose to guid-
There are only two of them... I even received confirmations and still...
Thanks for coming it seems that my offers were well accepted, the payment will be carried out at work done and you will be returned to your time and location.
I've taken the liberty to give you those clothes and masks so that yours identity may remain concealed.
???: How you dare to obscure the magnificent figure of me, Dr. ///////////
And I've taken the liberty to cast a peculiar spell so that you will not reveal your own identity, your privacy is important for you as it is for me.
From now on you'll be know with the letter on your clothes so please stay calm A.
We will discuss the details of your task later.
Allow me to offer you an appropriate location.
Saying so one of the iron block that rotates under the Throne starts to move and to grow in size, turning in a rectangle tall 2,5m an with a base of 11x25 meters.
Now with an appropriate door is possible to access it, its interior enlightened by a hollow blue flame now show a wood table with 2 chairs and all the necessary for office work plus a basic food-generator that will allow them to survive for 166 days, while ventilation and oxygen is provided by proper devices .
You two will find all my directives on the table and in case of emergency use this.
Good work.
Hezetor hand them the Nerve Laser Gun mk.1.
A: ...tsk
B: Anyway what is this chaos?
You don't have to worry, GOOD WORK.
The IMTE (let's use acronyms) :
HP: not a lot, they are just standard life forms, but were granted proper mithril clothes and shield of energy.
These guys have incredibly gifted minds, capable of revolutionizing their fields of interest on their own words.
In general they will create things form me.
We can suppose that their own time spent working is like a charge, when complete the project is complete (as always under 50).
Just like a charge more time they spend on it the stronger the result should be.
Ah side note, a bomb is placed in their brains so just in case one of them thinks of betraying me and no nothing outside me can activate it don't even bother.
The IMTE will start to produce a proper supreme AI to guide my machines aka Letuuma 1/40
The iron "house" that I've created for them will protect them, so give that a HP bar.
So the only alive drone starts his mutation into a spawning pool. (65s or 2-3 turns)
Of course in the time of the mutation the drone does not exist any more, the Hp should be those of the building that is trying to become.
All the 3 larvae starts their mutation into drones (17s or 1 turn if you wish)
When the transformation of those larvas is over the Hatchery will start to produce new ones.
Spawning pool
HP:1000 in the original and consider that the hatchery had 1500
The spawning pool allows the hatchery to turn larvae into zerglings. (basic fighting unit)
The hatchery has now the ability to transform into the Lair.
The hatchery can now produce Queens. (support unit)
Drones can now transform into spine crawler (defensive ground-ground unit)
Drones can now transform into spore crawler (defensive ground-air unit)
Drones can now transform into the baneling nest (as the spawning pool is a structure that allows the creation of banelings)
Drones can now transform into the roach warren (as above but allows the creation of roaches)
Some upgrades can be purchased (evolved is more precise) here for the zergling unit:
1 Metabolic Boost: Increases zergling movement speed.
2 Adrenal Glands icreases zergling attack rate by 40%
In case this structure is destroyed it is not possible to create more zergings but all upgrades purchased here will remain. (this applies to all structures)
Of course I'll be able to do all of those things only when the transformation is over.
Charges
Inter Multiversal Team of Engineers 20/20 complete!
You can do it, Sandslash, use dig!
Garchomp, Earthquake.
The gym begins shaking, and quickly starts falling apart. The ground above the gym then falls in, and that just so happens to be where doggy is standing. Mercury flies out of the rubble, second badge in hand.
5,100 damage to doggy!
You gain a 2nd Badge, elevating your damage boost to +5%!
00C: Is the Traho your own invention, or did you borrow it from somewhere?
2,000 damage to one of Cerberus'es heads!
SCP-427 && SCP-1100 && Life Fruit = Heart of Gaia (Level 20: 1/21)
The Soul of the Core responds very positively to the Gravitation Potion! +1 to the Gravity Falls and Terminus charges!
Traho is borrowed from Piono's set of Elemental Alchemies, though this is many, MANY times stronger than the Traho he wound up with. The Alchemtier has two weaknesses: It cannot create anything NEW, only copies of things in existence; and it tends to not be able to create full-power copies of the artifacts in question (though sometimes it can).
The Captain glares at your usage of extremely dangerous SCPs in the Alchemization. I wouldn't bother arguing with him, he's probably not going to like your reasons no matter what.
I pull out a modified Blaster Launcher, and fire a high-speed Blaster Launcher shell. This green plasma orb homes in on the target: Richard. Due to its spherical design, it can turn on a dime to home in on him, and the modifications allow the projectile to travel at the very high speed of 100 blocks per second. If it hits him, it creates a very powerful plasma explosion that incinerates the area and blows Richard away. If he outruns the attack, the Cops have a speed trap, and they catch him speeding and force him to pay a fine of 1 damage. Also, if Richard evades it the Blaster Launcher's projectile will seek out and blow up another AZ entity instead.
I attempt to read section 2.0 for hints on HOW godmodding started. It could potentially lead to a weakness of godmodders.
Richard fires an arrow parallel, but not directly at, the sphere. The arrow is faster, traveling at 150 blocks. It homes in only slightly, but this allows it to impact the sphere from the side before it homes out of the way, thus blowing it up prematurely.
OK, Generic, I'm going to do this one first. You can re-request the Titans one later.
I'm sorry; that Mario Level doesn't even exist. I should probably try to create it though. Hmmm...
...
I turn toward the Hatchery. It's kinda cute (and strangely familiar). I then decide that it needs more defenses. I pull out a random Hatchery out of Hammerspace, and start shaking it around! It then shudders, and shoots out a Queen out to assist the Hatchery! It then uses "Spawn Larve" on the Hatchery. After 40 seconds, four fresh Larva units appear at the Hatchery.
cc: "Shhhhh, I can do this even if you don't have a spawning pool." The Sleuth goes quiet.
cc: "Don't tell the devs."
I then throw my Hammerspace Hatchery at Weegee! However, Weegee blasts it to bits in midair, but he's not prepared for the horde of Broodlings that pop out of destroyed buildings! They swarm Weegee and attack him with razor-sharp talons, while I fling more Broodlings at him from a distance.
+4 Larvae appear for the Zerg!
Weegee did expect the broodlings, unfortunately, and guns them down too.
I quickly reload the Phaserifle and emit a cheering battle cry! After calling my allies to arms, some of my allies are roused to battle! Three random Anti-Zero entities will mini-crit for the turn!
Your speech only affects two, but doggy and the Essence of the Destroyed will minicrit this turn!
Tazz speaks in larger than normal bold red text, while Pane speaks in purple text. The more you know!
OC thoughts:
"Ugh, that's why I hate it when people get inside my mind. They remove one trigger, and the entire brain goes to mush. It doesn't take an absurd amount of power to do that once you get inside. I hope he realizes my knowledge of the mind is more than the average joe's. I guess I'll need to bring along an Anti-Veil artifact next time I enter one of these conflicts. Though the OP scale probably would nerf it to absurd levels.
I hope he didn't get anywhere important with my memories. Though it is likely that he got farther than a place I've never been, but I doubt he got anywhere to the Smash Mansion. That would require...certain codes that are held inside that mansion itself.
Has he figured out I've broken through similar veils before? Though I do need my locomotive functions for that. The Fog of Lies seems similar in function-can see one way, stops attacks...and that actually physically effected reality. This effects minds, I think, and that should be my specialty. Man, am I embarrassed! My failure to win on my own playing field...I think that if I concentrated on it hard enough, I could detect it, but I cannot do that in the middle of this war.
My goodness, he didn't even get to the point where I'm not a descendent at all! I would have participated in the Psi-godmodding war myself if I was 'granted' my power by then, but, unless there's a descendent no one has mentioned who came from another place entirely, I cannot be a descendent.
It also seems he didn't get to the fight against Patrick. I told him, and I'll tell everyone listening in, that there is no such thing as a normal human being. Everyone's weird in their own way. I agree with Pane on one thing, I'm not touching the subject of Uzi with a mile long pole until Tazz reveals more.
Is Tazz's actual name Xi? Eh, doesn't really matter that much. I'll tell you this: while the person writing this is named Zack, I left my own name behind a long time ago. It was never Zack. It was Ryan."
Elizabeth whacks the Air Attack Train's segment right behind its head with her book.
I drop a note on Mercury's head. Written on it is the following:
Read on to find the information you seek. Touch your finger to the page...if you dare.
Inside is a recording of the events that occurred in End of Act 4.
The point is to show Mercury that the Conflict was the destroyer of Minecraftia.
In the meantime, I give the Captain a link to the SCP wiki from 2020. I also give him a free massage, but only if he wants one.
Also,
17/30 Dangerous Forbidden Technique (Dragonballing, AKA charging things for a larger amount of time than necessary for dramatic tension) (+1 from Irecreeper)
15/50 Dark Bowser (With mystery 2nd phase)(Beating Bowser's Castle at 38.5 times Power and Health)
+2 Irecreeper
Super Musroom && Human Growth Hormone 1/??
Descendants are descendants by legacy, not blood, so you probably are a Descendant for willingly taking the fight to UserZero and her tyrrany just as the Anti-Godmodders did in the Psi War.
The Veil is definitely physical as well as mental. I'd also say that...HIS description of it is unfortunately accurate: Objects of Narrative-based power are our best shots at penetrating it, as anything lesser just plain won't work. I've tried.
I've REALLY tried.
Also, Xi is my codename from way back, but Pane never really did learn my actual name of Tazz...
The Captain already has that information bribed to him, but you give him the Back Massage for +3% Bribery, as he's an old man.
Super Mushroom && Human Growth Horomone = Mega Mushroom (Level 3: 1/4)
Finite Improbability Device && Improbability Calculator == Never Tell Me The Odds 3/6
==Action==
Crystal notices WeegeeWeArrrr gearing up for another godmodder-damaging attack, and decides to give him a piece of his mind. He grabs a tome emblazoned with a lampshade and flips to four random pages, before grinning and attacking. He grabs Coyote’s Sword, infuses it with temporary code-manipulation powers, and runs at Weegee. He slices at Weegee while the sword splits his attention by trying to hack him while Crystal hacks at him. After a bit of time, he jumps back, puts the sword away, and swaps to the Wand of Minor Creation. He charges the wand, summoning… SUMMONING. . . a recliner chair and a floating cup of tea. He sits down, takes a sip of the tea, approves, (It’s perfectly made!) and conjures a massive swarm of bees to chase after Weegee, stinging the dickens out of him. Crystal relaxes in the chair while drinking the tea, occasionally summoning a spray of hydrochloric acid or a safe moving at high speed when Weegee gets dangerously close. Eventually, though, he gets tired, and dresses as a Mountie before riding after Weegee on a horse, popping off shots at him when he can. Lastly, he just tosses Weegee the Idiot Ball, causing him to walk into a massive pit of lava before he realizes what it was and drops the ball. Unfortunately, that doesn’t change the fact that he’s currently burning to death.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will attack the Air Attack Train’s damaged segments with a Dark Rush, trying to split the damage between multiple segments to destroy multiple.
He then catches the Wisp in a bottle, handing it to The Captain as a bribe. If The Captain has already chosen a side, Y releases the wisp, pouring a Potion of Strenght onto it.
Oh no you don't. Don't you dare summon Sans. Do you *WANT* to have a bad time? Because if you take another step on that journey... You are REALLY not gonna like what happens next. (I'm gonna murder you)
If he summons Sans to the field as an Entity first (and I know you have plans in that manner), he'd have the rights to it, so murder him all you want, it'll change nothing. He'll just respawn.
I look back at the Soul, noting the grin. I promptly begin to smile rather excessively, a jagged smirk of mildly dubious connotation.
TA: Don't worry, you'll GIVE ME YOUR SOUL die eventually. It's basically inevitable.
With a only mostly mocking thumbs up at the Soul, I direct my attention to the Air Attack Train. These things are a mild nuisance. As such, we should obviously direct overwhelming and excessive force at it.
-AND THUS AND SUCH A HUGE ATTACK AT THE AIR ATTACK TRAIN WAS LEVIED, BUT SNIPPED-
NEW: Antique Sword && Note Block && Metronome (3/???)
NEW: Mind Honey Jar && Ritual Chalk (2/???)
(+2 to Generic)
(Spatial) Maelstrom 25/30 (+1 from Pricey, +2 from Crystal) //////////////////////////////.
HP: 45,001
Abilities:
-Smart: Will avoid using attacks that could end in disaster for anyone but his enemies. If it would hurt foes and foes only, then he will do it, except in special situations.
-Laser: Gains 1 charge per round, max. 5. Can use up any amount of charge at any time. Deals laser damage. Different amounts of time give different attacks:
+Charge 1: Simple Laser: small amount of damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Wide Laser: Small amount of damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Laser Shotgun: Huge damage to foes in melee range, Scattered at longer range. Risky, will only use if the situation is dire/there's an opening
+C4: Laser Sniper: Long-range, 10% chance to crit, otherwise does moderate-high damage.
+C5: DEATH LASER: Terrifying damage to one foe. Mid-range.
-Thunderstorm: Like Laser, gains 1 charge/round, maximum of 10. Yes, it's more powerful than laser. He's a storm fish, what do you expect? Deals Lightning damage. Like laser, can use up any amount of charge at any time. Here's the attacks:
+Charge 1: Jolt: Small damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Shock: Deals small damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Volt Barrage: Deals small damage to up to 5 foes. Might miss (50%). Fires 10 shots. Mid-range.
+C4: Fry: Medium damage to a foe. Burns the foe. Mid-range.
+C5: Chain Lightning: Deals high damage to one foe, can jump between foes to deal half damage to them. This can repeat 5 times, each jump halving damage again and again. Close-range.
+C6: Shockwave: Doesn't deal damage, but pushes the target entity into being the last one attacking in the EOTB. Mid-range.
+C7: Bolt: Calls down a bolt from the heavens, dealing high damage to an opponent, and collateral damage to those that happen to be near him. Long-range.
+C8: Darken Skies: Calls forth a thunderstorm, darkening the skies and making lightning strike randomly. Changes weather to Thunderstorm for 5 turns.
+C9: Thunder Roar: Slightly damages all entities of a certain alignment. Close-Long range.
+C10A: THE GODS ARE ANGRY!: The nuke of Zeus. When activated, creates so many natural disasters you wouldn't be able to count them. Nature's balance goes out of whack, causing random thunderstorms to appear for the rest of the game, causing a massive ravine to appear between all alignments, and volcanoes erupting everywhere, causing massive fires. All of this nearly murders Zappy, as his little body cannot handle such power. He only hangs on by a thread (1HP). Usable only once. Unstoppable.
+C10B: AMP PLAINS: The ground becomes electrified for 5 turns, badly hampering grounded enemies by removing 10% HP per turn. Halves Zappy's current HP.
-Basic attack: Fin Boomerang: Very slight damage to one target. Mid-short range. Physical damage.
-Hide!: If his HP goes below 15%, he will attempt to hide behind the clouds, increasing his evade (20%). In the meantime, he doesn't attack or charge, but heals for 1000HP/turn until back to 1/2 HP.
-Airborne
-Able to use certain equipment.
-Current charges:
+1/5L, 6/10T
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Zappy was overcharged, and fires his DEATH LASER at the Attack Train, head-on, piercing through all segments. -5L, +1T. He lands to avoid being killed by intense gravity.
Justin is currently falling from the sky due to the Shadow Fighter suddenly disappearing from existence.
Me, being tired of having to make these lesser alchemies, asks what it would take to bump the default alchemiter level up to 10.
Meanwhile, I show the Captain schematics for a few of my most incredible mechanisms, a few from each category. Including some containment items. One of which was a door reinforced with magicized Shadowsteel, a metal found commonly in my home universe that is extremely tough and durable. Even more so when it's magicized. It also came in chamber form, with the walls being made of the same substance. The dimensions? Able to fit into any door. Up to 20 meters thick. It's been helpful for containing foes able to destroy entire continents. It's that good. Of course, I give him the instruction manual that pertains to all contraptions I have made thus far. It's about 6 inches thick, though... Yeah. I have a lot of these things. You decide to join our side, I'll immediately begin installing some of this equipment into your facility. Including that containment cell made of Shadowsteel. 3 of 'em, in fact. You can keep that entire book, too. I then show him blueprints of a possible layout of the chamber. It can be changed in whatever way is required.
+1 to Pit, FBSN
+10% Bribery!
You're actually going to have to deal with that for an unfortunately long while; you need to kill a Gatekeeper Boss to get the Alchemiter Level Upgrade you need.
Bomber mutters a few more words from the blue tome, which has become increasingly hard to for many to fathom. Whatever ritual he is preparing is nearing completion.
The appearance of Jaraxxus was entirely unexpected for Bomber, but clearly he was effective. Though, half of his army being evaporated by the carelessness of Elizabeth. He clenched his teeth in frustration. A few could have sworn they saw his fuse smoking a little...
Suddenly, the imp's eyes on Bomber's Gargoyle Staff glow blood red, as the orb swirls with a similar color. Drops of red liquid bead on the surface of the orb, before dripping off to the ground below. A horrible grin spread across Bomber's face, as Bloodlust was complete. This was a well-known spell in many lands, as it brought great benefit to anyone affected by it. It would whip them up into a horrible rage, causing them to relentlessly attack their foe in a thirst for bloodshed. They would ignore most pain as they slaughtered their enemies, eyes glowing red from the effects of Bloodlust. It was a horrible sight to behold.
Raising the Gargoyle Staff up, it begins to glow more fiercely. A series of red orbs of energy materialize around the orb, droning with a jarring noise. The imp effigy on the tip of the Gargoyle Staff begins cackling once more as the spell is released. He quickly returns to being an unliving stone carving afterward. The crimson orbs spiral towards the Grim Patrons, filling them with rage. Their hands and eyes begin to glow the same crimson color as they suddenly grow larger. The army of Grim Patrons let out a bellowing battle cry, striking fear into the hearts of all who hear it. Raising axes and drinks skyward, they continue their roaring as they charge the Pigmen, mobbing them and hacking them to pieces.
Bomber pulls out a pack of Pyrotheum Explosives. They worked similarly to C4, but were around ten times as dangerous because they used such a volatile substance. They contained Blazing Pyrotheum, an extremely hot liquid made from blaze powder, glowstone dust, coal dust, and redstone. He teleported himself inside the head of the Air Attack Train, quickly planting the explosive and then teleporting back out a far distance away. He pulls out a remote and couldn't help but giggle eagerly. He lifted the glass covering on the remote and flicked a red switch.
Suddenly, there is a massive explosion as the Pyrotheum is exposed to gunpowder within the explosive. The Pyrotheum ignites the gunpowder and causes an extremely volatile reaction, making an explosion with the power of 1,000 TNT blocks in a condensed area. Embers rain down upon the area as small motes of Pyrotheum smolder after the reaction. The head of the train is utterly obliterated, as are any of the surrounding cars.
doggy turns to WeegeeWeArrrr and prepares to use one of the tricks he has learned. He first, shouts some confusing gibberish to throw him off.
>THE SCOOBY SNACK TEACHES THE TORNADO. ANY LOVER CAN SHARE WITH THE CLOUD FORMATION INSIDE THE TOMATO, BUT IT TAKES A REAL RECLINER TO BURY THE MOLDY GLOBULE. A TAPE RECORDER SEEKS A SANDWICH. WHEN YOU SEE THE SKI LODGE, IT MEANS THAT THE TATTERED CUSTOMER GOES TO SLEEP. THE UNDERHANDEDLY FRACTURED MORTICIAN SECRETLY PLANS AN ESCAPE FROM A NEAREST INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX A FIRE HYDRANT, AND THE PLAINTIFF FROM THE CASHIER MAKES PINEAPPLE PIE TO A CARELESSLY NUCLEAR TAPE RECORDER.
With his pointless ramble done, doggy suddenly surprises WeegeeWeArrrr by using Hama/Mudo, the low chance instant kill ability he learned from Elizabeth.
Bonesword || Box of Bone Attacks = Bonesword for Cool Dudes (Level 3: 4/4)
Alchemy Complete!
The Bonesword for Cool Dudes can only be owned by the coolest people. This allows the user to use some bone-related attacks, and also functions as a slightly stronger Bonesword.
Bomber starts two new alchemies.
Da Shootier Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 3" = Da Shootiest Bolter (1/?)
Da Shootiest Bolter, by no means, had what was even considered CLOSE to enuff dakka. Still, a pretty good amount of dakka though.
Pyrotheum Dust && Aerotheum Dust = ??? (1/?)
Bomber decided to experiment with combining Pyrotheum dust and Aerotheum dust, interested in seeing what could happen. Pyrotheum involved the Minecraftian elemental of fire, Blazes. Aerotheum, on the other hand, involved the Minecraftian elemental of air, Blitzes. He was furthermore interested in what properties would result when melting down the combined dust. Molten Pyrotheum, known as Blazing Pyrotheum, was even more dangerous and potent than lava. The molten form of Aerotheum was called Zephyrean Aerotheum. Despite being a liquid, it actually will defy gravity and flow upward into the sky. It cannot be swam in, and will deflect projectiles such as arrows by sending them flying in a different direction. Some say drinking it applies Invisibility and Water Breathing, but it probably tastes disgusting.
The Grim Patrons are bloodlusting! They shake off Anti-Auda and will crit this turn!
Bonesword for Cool Dudes: It's not actually any different from the Old Bonesword. or barely any different. It's just got a tag labeled 'for cool dudes' hanging off of it.
Da Shootier Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 3" = Da Shootiest Bolter (Level 5: 1/6)
Dora is slammed into Traho and compressed so hard that her molecules effectively become indistinguishable from the rest of Traho. Wow, that was needlessly cruel, what did Dora do to you?
...You feel something horribly wrong. Something that'll probably make itself apparent at the EoTB.
Yeah, don't summon Sans or you'll be in for a bad time, seeing as pretty much everyone here is playing the equivalent of Genocide. Also, I am currently atomicAmiable. I will announce if I switch.
Narration: 4/50 (Crusher'd).
Redstone Magic Scepter: 4/6.
aa takes a large stack of tomes with healing spells in them and throws them haphazardly at the Soul of the Core, which reads them all and memorizes them so it can heal itself if need be. (There are five tomes, which each heal 5,000 HP but require the Soul to lose a turn.) The Soul of the Core grabs a couple of Zombie Pigmen and devours them for nourishment. ((Hint: stop attacking the Soul of the Core if you are AZ! It will help your cause!))
You unfortunately lose three tomes to Traho, but the other two are read enough that he can use them if the need arises. His potent magics shall make good use of them! (Re: He only gets two but they heal for 7,000 instead.)
He will do as you say! The Soul of the Core licks his lips in anticipation.
Walker senses that he can almost pull off a very powerful attack, and beneath his mask, grins. Internally, he laments not having access to some of his buff abilities, particularly the damage one. Oh well... He decides he might as well bribe the captain with a slice of pizza.
...
Okay, make that two slices of pizza. True to Fazbear traditions, the pizza is amazingly delicious and healthy.
-2% Bribing! Apparently he's not a Pizza person, unless there's a lot of meat on it.
(Do anybody knows where is the list of alchemiter upgrades or can give me a summary?/null)/nullpost
There's the Preview function (allows you to Preview an Alchemy's level and flavor text without having to make it) and the Magical function (allowing you to craft Magical Spells, on top of whatever magical alchemies you need). That's it for right now.
I return to the Battlefield after my brief excursion into the wilderness, and from there into a hidden undisclosed villager college, looking around for something to try to interact with in some way.
Looking about, my eyes rest on… a pig some distance away from the Battlefield, on the outskirts of a dark oak forest. I sprint across the Battlefield, dodging anything that comes my way, before reaching the edge of the forest. I stop once I am within sight of the pig. It will not know what's coming. I begin to bash my fists against the dark oak tree in front of me, pretending not to have noticed the tree.
I pry an entire log from the tree using my Minecraftian strength, and build a crafting table through processing the planks. I place the table on the ground with an audible thunk, and continue to punch the tree down. I use the logs to craft a wooden axe, and chop several trees down, keeping in sight of the pig all the while. That monster isn't going to escape.
After several hours of tree-felling, I begin to dig at the dirt beneath me, forming a staircase downwards. I return to the surface once I strike stone, crafting a wooden pickaxe, staring at the pig the entire time I am on the ground. I take the crafting table with me, and make a stone pickaxe a few seconds later, promptly beginning to dig into the ground, searching for iron.
I dig a diagonal shaft all the way down to level 12, and begin to extract minerals from a cave I serendipitously found at the rough middle of my tunnel. I gather iron ore, gold ore, and bits of redstone and coal, before crafting a few torches, lighting the area up, and placing down my crafting table, after dispatching a skeleton that was hiding in the corner. (Let's ignore the fact that I've got things far more powerful than this from the Alchemiter. It's all part of the facade to slay that scourge of the earth.) I create a few furnaces from the cobblestone I have obtained digging this mine, shovel some assorted coal and dark oak charcoal into the fuel slots, and begin to smelt my iron and gold.
I take three iron ingots out of the furnaces the moment they are smelted, and use them to craft a shining new iron pick. I delve back into the lower mines, cleaving away at the stone and dirt of the depths.
I start a series of strip mines at level eight, searching for the all-important detail, occasionally surfacing to check on the pig. Another hour or so later, I smash through some darkened stone, and place a torch down to reveal glinting diamonds. I triumphantly ascend the steps of my diagonal shaft to the cave, and spend three hours creating the finest diamond sword one has ever seen upon the server, excluding godmodders, of course. I use the spare diamonds to forge a finely-wrought diamond pickaxe. Then, I craft a bucket with my abundance of iron, along with a full suit of iron armor. I ascend the steps, and fill my bucket with the water of a nearby pond, not taking my eyes off of the pig all the while. I descend once more.
Several minutes later, I have reached a pool of lava. I upturn the water bucket above the pool, and carefully extract approximately fourteen obsidian. I rush up the stairs once more, entering the cave that is my temporary residence with purpose. I build a standard Nether Portal without the corners, and place an enchantment table down on the opposite side of the cave, two blocks away from the two bookshelves I crafted some time earlier. I take a bar of iron from a chest, and a piece of flint from another, and ignite the portal, stepping in.
I leap out of the portal once I reach the other side, ascending the side of the nearest Nether Fortress. I smash a mass of glowstone directly above me, and proceed into the fortress. I effortlessly slay seven blazes, and collect their rods, smashing the spawner into nonexistence with my diamond pickaxe. I emerge once more from the portal, immediately getting to work.
I opt to augment my blaze, grinding the blaze rods into powder above the crafting table, before placing my exquisite diamond sword upon the edifice. I craft a cauldron, of all things, and stick it on the ground in the middle of the room, before filling it with a bucket of water. I pour all of my blaze powder and glowstone dust into the water, and mix it with a bone dropped off of the very skeleton that once inhabited this cave. I smash the bone into bone meal, and drop that into the mixture as well. I mix all of this with a stick, carefully watching proportions. I dig a hole beneath the cauldron, and place a bit of netherrack down, igniting it. I proceed to head over to the chests whilst the mixture boils, grabbing a little over half a stack of iron ingots. I use them to forge an immaculate anvil, which I place beside the crafting table. I grab a bucket of lava, and leave that beside the anvil as well, returning to the cauldron, grabbing the diamond sword on my way to the construct. I examine the fluid. I sniff several times, before lowering the blade of the diamond sword into the mixture.
I wait approximately twenty-four minutes, before drawing the sword from the fluid. The immaculate crystal blade has been supplanted, or rather, encrusted, with sparkling dust, warm to the touch. Extremely satisfied, I rush across the room, carefully placing the sword upon the anvil horizontally. I take to the anvil with an iron hammer, pounding against the sword with calculated strikes, further perfecting the structure of the blade. This pig shall be put to the blade, and slain with only the most dignified of weapons. I dip the tip of the blade in the bucket of lava, and swiftly dip it once more in the infinite water source directly behind me, cooling the lava, and resulting in an obsidian tip. Then, I stride across the room, to the enchantment table. The book upon the altar of igneous rock levitates a few inches into the air when I near it. I place the sword upon the table, and look at the book's pages carefully.
My selection turns steadily more and more occult, dark whispers pervading my mind, and the silent cave. The souls of the dead creep and crawl into the room, whispering and letting out horrible noises. They occasionally lunge at me, but cannot pass a ring of space around both the enchantment table and I. The tall, dark ghosts, upon seeing the sword upon the table, begin to whisper far more ominously, the air in the cave growing more and more twisted as time goes on. I find the enchantment I desire, and funnel thirty levels of experience into the blade. The souls of the dead dive inwards, the ring seemingly broken. However, instead of aggrieving me, they pass into the blade, and back to their own realm. The blade seems to grow darker and darker, shining dust encrusted upon its surface sullied by the presence of such darkness. The blade is a partial gateway to the halls of the dead, necromantic whispers surrounding the blade's form, and the brains of anyone it ever touches.
I take the blade, and begin to ascend the steps of the diagonal shaft, tossing my armor behind me, and grabbing the fully enchanted diamond suit of armor I crafted mere minutes before I started the crafting process. I fully ascend, the sky dark, the moon hidden behind some clouds. I spin to face the pig, which I already know is there, and march several steps forward. The pig snorts, looking at me. I draw the blade up, necromantic mutterings growing more frantic in the back of my head, and prepare for battle. This abomination of flesh shall die tonight.
I ruin the moment by stabbing the sword into a dark oak tree directly next to me (the blade sinking up to its hilt), and tossing my armor upon the floor. I peel a full plank of wood off of the tree I stabbed the sword in, process it a little so that is resembles an actual wooden plank, and rush the pig, an insane look in my eyes. I smash the wooden plank into the pig's side repeatedly, screeching all the while. Blood splatters all over both my form and the pig's, and the thing falls to the ground, unconscious and definitely bleeding. I sprint off further into the wilderness, promising to return to finish the pig off all the while. I run deeper into the forest, before coming across a pumpkin patch in a clearing. Sorry, patch of nothing. I don't know what you're talking about. I leap upon a perfectly empty patch of air, and smash it several times with my bloodstained plank of wood, before just cleaving it in half, and placing the top half upon my head, orange juices coming from the thing, and seeds attached to pulpous nothing dripping into my eyes. I rush in the direction of the Battlefield.
I reach the Battlefield several minutes later, bloodlust in my eyes, and my form appearing quite different to everyone else. Seeing as nobody had really observed me since my arrival at the forest, they are likely quite alarmed when they look, and see me, covered in blood, wielding a bloodstained plank of dark oak, and wearing half of a nothing upon my head. I let out a psychotic scream, and leap upon a random pineapple tree, tearing a singular pineapple from the tree, before leaping down once more, and sprinting madly at a particular being.
WeegeeWeArrrr is probably quite surprised when I leap upon him, smashing the plank of wood against the side of his head, and occasionally screaming out a series of utterly bizarre words in a variety of different languages. I occasionally strike him with the pineapple, the spiny fruit stabbing into him. After several minutes of me beating him down with the two most odd weapons present in the general area, I jump off of him, placing down a rock. I balance the plank of wood upon the center of the rock, placing the pineapple on one end of the plank; the bloodstained one, that is. I align the plank with Weegee, and step wildly upon the other end of the plank, ducking down. The pineapple soars overhead, slamming directly into Weegee's face, and exploding instantly. Whilst the acidic pineapple juice affects his eyes, I take the plank once more, smashing it against his face with it. I do so again, before taking a pineapple fragment off of his face, and stabbing him in both eyes with a spine on the skin of the fruit, before grabbing the plank once more, and slamming it into his head. The instant it strikes, the force alone splinters the plank, bisecting it. Splinters fly ever, some serendipitously into Weegee's eyes, accompanying the wounds from the pineapple spines. I promptly grab Weegee, and drag him over, before stabbing him in the chest repeatedly with the now sharp and splintered half-plank of wood. I grab at Weegee, clasping a bloodstained hand around his neck, momentarily dropping the plank. I grab Weegee's head, and slam him against the ground extremely heavily. A large crowd of excessively masculine men in the distance let out large whooping shouts of approval at this move, in a manner akin to the audience of a wrestling match. They all disappear afterwards, and I grab the plank once more, leaving Weegee upon the ground. My bloodlust and insanity permit me to force through any obstacles he may place with inhuman strength, ignoring any sort of wound or restraint he might provide.
The plank wet with Weegee's blood, and that of the pig, I shove the sharp end of the plank into his face, before grabbing the rock I used as the fulcrum for my pineapple catapult, and leaping upon Weegee. I punch him repeatedly, screaming a little more, before smashing the rock against his head brutally and viciously. I punch him several more times, before slamming the rock into his skull, and standing up. I stomp on Weegee eight consecutive times, before kicking him once, and walking off, straightening up. I am laughing excessively both in-game and beyond the computer, tears of mirth streaking from my eyes in the latter. I can't believe you fell for that. I'm not that insane. I just leave Weegee there, lying on the ground, staring into the sky, hopefully contemplating his life. The contemplation of a defeat is usually more painful than the actual beating.
I return to the forest, and leave the armor I cast away, but take the necromantic diamond sword from the tree, prying it out of the wood. This thing will be rather useful, I anticipate.
(When nobody is looking, I heal the pig's wounds with arcane sorcery and a dousing of the water/blaze powder/glowstone/bone meal compound, and send it on its way with whispered apologies, of course.)
NEW: Antique Sword && Note Block && Metronome (4/???)
NEW: Mind Honey Jar && Ritual Chalk (3/???)
(+2 to Generic)
(Spatial) Maelstrom 28/30 (+2 from Bomber) //////////////////////////////.
3 damage to WeegeeWeArrrr! He balks at taking two hits in a turn!
==Turn 2==
Storm 33/50 (+1 from Generic)
Stone 33/50 (+1 from Generic)
+2 to Erelye.
Finite Improbability Device && Improbability Calculator == Never Tell Me The Odds 4/6
==Action==
Crystal summons up a massive field of warding magic to protect Richard, hopefully shielding him from whatever Weegee’s cooking up.
He then fires the TNT Cannon at the Air Attack Train.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will attack the Air Attack Train’s damaged segments with a Dark Rush, trying to split the damage between multiple segments to destroy multiple.
You give Richard a shield, though he grabs the wards and condenses it into a disk.
You deal 4,000 damage to the Air Attack Train's Head with the TNT Cannon, destroying it! It makes a new Head! +2 Heat!
[ASSISTS: +2 to cobalt, again]
[CHARGES: mobile tnt cannon upgrade package: 5/10 +2 from cobalt again]
[ALCHEMIES: none, or continuing the recursive bullet if it takes multiple posts to make, or if its done, recursive bullet && bullet = recursive bullet^2]
[ACTIONS: if the recursive bullet took 1 post to make and i already have it in my inventory now, i make the recursive bullet^2. if that also only took 1 post, i put that in my inventory too.]
INVENTORY SO FAR:
none, or recursive bullet, or recursive bullet ^2, or both
I charge at the Patrons and scream in their faces all the horrible things they're doing wrong with their lives! They proceed to laugh it off and walk away.
The Patrons, on the way to their job, think about what I said... they're so busy thinking that they don't notice the other truck (which had a license plate of "definitely not TT2000 driving this car nope"). WHAM! They're in the hospital.
They're so badly injured they end up in the hospital for 2 months, at which time their job contacts them and fires them. Then the hospital bill comes, and despite their up-to-date insurance, they still end up losing their life savings! When they return, they find that their house has been burned down, and all their belongings stolen! The victim left a calling card, he was "totally someone on the AZs and definitely not TT2000". The question of who this "totally someone on the AZs and definitely not TT2000" person is will remain unanswered.
They realize at that moment that I was RIGHT! They HAVE done everything wrong in their lives! They're homeless, have no money, and no job! They get so sad about how very right I was, that they promptly go jump off a cliff.
The Grim Patrons are rowdy drunken dwarves from a bar in a perpetual barfight, and their only day 'job' is eternal service to Ragnaros the Elemental Lord of Fire, who plans to incinerate all of the living anyways, and who's only national pastime is brawling endlessly, which DTG kind of is, so your attack falls flat on its face!
Bomber pulls out a pair of Hellco. Brand Non-Stick Gloves™, which are red and have the Hellco. logo on them. He then pulls out a bomb dripping with blue paste. This bomb was covered in a gel from blue slimes, allowing it to stick to surfaces and people! Though, Bomber had his protective gloves on, so he is fine to throw it. Looking at WeegeeWeArrrr, he quickly teleports behind him and gives him a hearty slap on the back and mumbling some encouragement. The bomb was in place, and suddenly it exploded! A few globs of blue paste flew around, probably messing up anyone who dressed nicely. Bomber sidestepped a chunk, not wanting to get his suit too dirty. Dry-cleaning is rather expensive in his hellish dimension.
Da Shootier Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 3" = Da Shootiest Bolter (2/?)
Pyrotheum Dust && Aerotheum Dust = ??? (2/?)
WeegeeWeArrrr has Blast Protection enough to tank it!
Snuggie && Porcupine = Most Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 2/16
I give Captain my Air Blasting Nunchucks and my HOTH. Then i proceed to strike the earth with my Magma Pig Spear. The pig head's mouth opens as it starts lifting lava off of the SOTC (Soul of the Core) heads, absorbing it inside of its mouth.
You can't make the Most Ridiculous Defense, it's beyond the level of the Alchemiter!
+5% Bribing!
The Lava tries to leave, but the Soul of the Core's gravity is too intense for it to even budge out of frame!
DarkSide: 12-foot, 50-tonne Mythril Cleaver && Chainsaw && Metal Bone Scrap = Pure Terror Mk. 1(Lv. 5, 5/6)
Justin: Frost Flower && Fire Flower && Accursed Tome && Nevermelt Ice = Tome of Frozen RGB (Red Green Blue) Mk. 1(Lv. 4, 5/5) DUN!
Justin's flying skill: 38% (Skill%/2 = %damage increase, max 50% damage increase)(Degrading) Justin's machines and equipment: Staff of the Cometians Mk. 1, Tome of Frozen RGB (Red Green Blue) Mk. 1
HP: 45,001
Abilities:
-Smart: Will avoid using attacks that could end in disaster for anyone but his enemies. If it would hurt foes and foes only, then he will do it, except in special situations.
-Laser: Gains 1 charge per round, max. 5. Can use up any amount of charge at any time. Deals laser damage. Different amounts of time give different attacks:
+Charge 1: Simple Laser: small amount of damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Wide Laser: Small amount of damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Laser Shotgun: Huge damage to foes in melee range, Scattered at longer range. Risky, will only use if the situation is dire/there's an opening
+C4: Laser Sniper: Long-range, 10% chance to crit, otherwise does moderate-high damage.
+C5: DEATH LASER: Terrifying damage to one foe. Mid-range.
-Thunderstorm: Like Laser, gains 1 charge/round, maximum of 10. Yes, it's more powerful than laser. He's a storm fish, what do you expect? Deals Lightning damage. Like laser, can use up any amount of charge at any time. Here's the attacks:
+Charge 1: Jolt: Small damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Shock: Deals small damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Volt Barrage: Deals small damage to up to 5 foes. Might miss (50%). Fires 10 shots. Mid-range.
+C4: Fry: Medium damage to a foe. Burns the foe. Mid-range.
+C5: Chain Lightning: Deals high damage to one foe, can jump between foes to deal half damage to them. This can repeat 5 times, each jump halving damage again and again. Close-range.
+C6: Shockwave: Doesn't deal damage, but pushes the target entity into being the last one attacking in the EOTB. Mid-range.
+C7: Bolt: Calls down a bolt from the heavens, dealing high damage to an opponent, and collateral damage to those that happen to be near him. Long-range.
+C8: Darken Skies: Calls forth a thunderstorm, darkening the skies and making lightning strike randomly. Changes weather to Thunderstorm for 5 turns.
+C9: Thunder Roar: Slightly damages all entities of a certain alignment. Close-Long range.
+C10A: THE GODS ARE ANGRY!: The nuke of Zeus. When activated, creates so many natural disasters you wouldn't be able to count them. Nature's balance goes out of whack, causing random thunderstorms to appear for the rest of the game, causing a massive ravine to appear between all alignments, and volcanoes erupting everywhere, causing massive fires. All of this nearly murders Zappy, as his little body cannot handle such power. He only hangs on by a thread (1HP). Usable only once. Unstoppable.
+C10B: AMP PLAINS: The ground becomes electrified for 5 turns, badly hampering grounded enemies by removing 10% HP per turn. Halves Zappy's current HP.
-Basic attack: Fin Boomerang: Very slight damage to one target. Mid-short range. Physical damage.
-Hide!: If his HP goes below 15%, he will attempt to hide behind the clouds, increasing his evade (20%). In the meantime, he doesn't attack or charge, but heals for 1000HP/turn until back to 1/2 HP.
-Airborne
-Able to use certain equipment.
-Current charges:
+1/5L, 6/10T
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Zappy's turn was used already.
Justin landed in the nick of time for his Alchemy to complete. It's a tome, but it has red, green, and blue markings on its cover. A quick usage shows that it fires 3 fireballs at once.
The first one was a fiery red, bouncing from the floor multiple times before dissipating.
The second was a frigid blue, bouncing higher, faster, and more times than the red fireball.
The third was a vivid green, flying far and bouncing high, but was easily less powerful than the others.
This quick use was great, but what if more focus was put into it? That's for another time.
I barely make it to the Soul of the Core. The raw gravitational energy was difficult to bypass, but I made it through. My lord, I see you have survived through all these years. Allow us to aid you.
And before you know it, the SotC was armoured up even MORE heavily, with custom-made armour that fit snugly onto its 3 heads. It's made up of the exact same stuff that I described to the Captain; magicized shadowsteel. The sheer strength of this stuff is unimaginable. It can only protect so much, however, and knowing certain all-knowing dieties out there *cough*, it might not work at all.
+1 to Pit, Serpent
Tome of Frozen RBG: You put it best. But why fireballs on an ice tome?
The Soul of the Core is certainly flattered. +8,000 HP for the most injured head!
Reorganizing post format to put more important things first...
Current Entities
Balloon Drake
HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000. Come at me bro. I've got a billion hp.
Inflation: 100%. Airborn while above 100% inflation. Dies at either 0% or 200% inflation.
Same as before. Whenever it takes damage, reduce inflation by damage taken / 2,000. That's assuming a 30 post entity has about 200,000 HP normally.
Breath of Life: Can be used every other turn. Restores 15,000 HP OR 20% inflation. Cannot self target. Costs 5% inflation.
Law of the Clown Car: kills a Lesser Balloon Whelp and gives the Drake inflation equal to the Whelp's inflation/3
And now, we need to make it a little more complicated.
Spawns in with 3 balloon-omancy eggs, each with their own HP bar. They start with 15,000/30,000 HP. If an egg reaches 30,000 HP (The Balloon Whelp has something that might help with that...), it hatches into a lesser balloon whelp.
Lesser Balloon Whelp:
Inflation: 100%. Takes damage/500 to inflation when hit. Deals low damage.
Commands:
The Balloon Drake uses breath of life on another balloon-omancy egg to hatch it.
Action:
Uh... Mikoto repeats his previous lunar eclipse attack against WeGeeWeArrrr. But now the magic is kinda gone...
Um... Feteran? Why are you paying so much attention to that... thing? The balloon creature? Don't you think it is... eh... really creepy?
Hm? Not at all. I think that Talist had a pretty nice idea, so I'm just working off it.
I spin my head around very fast, and lunge myself at the Air Attack Train 1's Head part! My crown causes this to be extra spikey, as those jewels are pretty sharp!
The Nearly Incomplete Certainly Extremely Memey with Extra Meme Explosives (Or NICEMEME, for short) 7/20
All the Snakes. All of them. 3/50
Modpack Arm && Gun = ??? 1/??
6,000 damgae to the head of the Air Attack Train!
Modpack Arm && Gun = Meme Arm Cannon (Level 3: 1/4)
Tome of Knowledge Unwritten && Richard Taglock = ? (Level ?: 2/?) Ultracondensed Wall || Bedrock^2 Ingots = ? (Level ?: 2/?)
27/50 Life (+2 from TheDrivingLlama)
1/20 splat tim
+2 to TheDrivingLlama.
1 Demon Blood Shard 1 Raspberry Pi 1 of any book 1 Empty Taglocks 1 Richard Taglock 1 Popcorn Bane of Lapis Ender Matrix Journal #-1 Black Hole in a Jar Tome of Knowledge Unwritten 18 Bedrock^2 Ingots Ultracondensed Wall
Anti-Unoriginality Turret 15/50
Hypocrisy counter since charge 15: 1
I call in an unladen swallow. It drops The Killer Rabbit on top of WeegeeWeArrrr!
(Implementing hypocrisy counter since I know I just made a reference... though the points don't matter)
The 'unladen' swallow, which is actually not unladen because it's the same as unburdened, which it is clearly not, is swiftly murdered by the logic of this statement, which WeegeeWeArrrr just made!
You know what? I'm tired of Tazz absolutely derping the descriptions on my ROBLOX blades, so I'll do my own.
Darkheart: Forged from the most evil of players in Banland. Areos, Swordsman 2/5 You know what? Scratch him, lets summon Señor Banana instead! Señor Banana 3/5(R.I.P Neo)
Neo Ultima 7/15
I give the Captain the Booty SlapperTM: for all you booty slapping needs!
Just kidding.
I draw out Night and Light, which suddenly crumbles.
Thats weird.
I then just pull out my Reign of Arrows, which also crumbles.
You know what? Just have the shovel. It does nice damage and also makes people go flying if you it them in the right place.
I then kick around the remains of my old weapons. Suddenly, the bits and pieces form into a cog, which flies into the Alchemiter. The battlefield suddenly blinds everyone temporarily, then no one is anymore. The Alchemeter now looks a bit fancier.
Snuggie && Porcupine = Most Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 3/16
Using one of my 20 charges now. 20/20
I summon a thousand Zombie Pigmen who dive into the Soul of the Core. They start drinking up lava from his body while swinging their swords. After 2 minutes of this they activate their kamikaze vests.
The Zombie Pigmen use the Kamikaze charges immediately, for the Soul of the Core sucks up half of them into Traho nigh-instantly when they hit the lava. Regardless, 8,000 damage to all 3 heads!
e +1s! ==Action== I ask Serpent if I can approach the Soul of the Core. If the answer is yes, I walk up to the Soul of the Core and hold the Hylian Beam Shield against Traho, hopefully merging it with Traho and giving Traho the abilities of the Hylian Beam Shield (Whatever it may do). I also bring up KAZIO DEATHTRAP by Irecreeper on the Super Mario Maker Sketchpad so Tazz can have proof. Proof in attachment.
==Alchemies==
Cornucopia && Pi = Infinite Pie Cornucopia 3/3 [Done!]
Super Mario Maker Sketchpad && Super Paper Mario = Super Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 1/???
==Completed Alchemies==
Super Mario Maker Sketchpad- currently having life-size version mime it
Logic Distortion Remote - currently projecting Super Mario Maker Sketchpad
Bowser Amiibo - consumed making Bowser Amiibo Mushroom
Hylian Beam Shield - merged with Traho
Infinite Pie Cornucopia
==Charges==
17/25 Thunderstorm (+1 from Tazz)
19/25 Guardian King
+2 to Talist
Whops. The Infinite Pi Cornucopia is Level 2.
Infinite Pie Cornucopia: this is a cornucopia that produces an infinite amount of digits of Pi (on a piece of paper) and an infinite amount of Pie varieties.
Hylian Beam Shield: This is basically the standard Hylian Shield with one key difference: On its backside is a rune. Pressing it makes the Hylian crest on the front glow, then fire a laser beam. it takes a minute to recharge.
Bloody Knife && Gold Ingots = Golden Murderer Knife 2/???
Soulless Heart && Linked Blade && Tainted Essence = Darkheart 2/???
Señor Banana 5/5 Summoned!(+1 from Tazz)(30000/30000 HP) Ah, I'm finally here! Time to rock the party up los amigos! He then stomps his foot on the ground, making a banana appear in front of the Captain. Snack, amigo?(R.I.P Neo, we'll never forget you.)
Neo Ultima 8/15
I make a ritual to summon Banshees to scare the gorilla out of WeeGeeArrr.
Senor Banana summoned! He'll do as you say!
WeeGeeArrrr is 2spooped to death by those Banshees! WeegeeWeArrrr laughs at a safe distance.
27/50 Has No Need For Gods +2 from Erelye, +1 from Pricey
+2 Crystal
Ugh, this charge is moving entirely too slow. Oh well, what am I going to do about it. I casually hand the Captain recordings of the entire Second Godmodding War.
I charge into the battlefield with a fully charge Quick-Fix! I quickly pop ueber and heal up any damage that the Anti-Zero side might have taken like crazy! When the Uebercharge subsides, then I throw the Quick-Fix into the chasm and arm myself with the Phaserifle.
I didn't give you an extra turn! Only 2 posts per turn, dude! Nulled! Also, no, charges do not apply to Alchemies.
I facepalm at babysphee, carefully avoiding disturbing the Luigi hat.
I then shoot a couple fireballs at either the overly acronymical Gatorade (if that thing's still alive) or at a random PZ entity that isn't WeeGeeWeeArr.
WeegeeWeArrrr isn't PZ (and isn't spelled the way you have it). 1 damage to Walker!
He refuses to take it and smashes it in your face without its anomalous effects backfiring on him in a bad way or you in a good way. Whatever it is.
The Crimson Scale’s ominousness intensifies, and goes invincible since the charge is complete but I don’t know what it does! Whether you like or not, next round, it’s about to get heavy!
The Captain is swinging towards the AZs again…But maybe his Descendant can pull through with his crazy idea?
The Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect DEFINITELY isn’t allowing the Fortress to live long and prosper, dealing 10,000 damage to it! The Wisp repairs 1,000 of that damage immediately, though. The Wrath then gets -2,000 damage from its burn!
The Soul of the Core licks its lips as molten lava drips out, and makes a massive leap towards the Zombie Pigmen! He manages to grab two, the weakest one and a fully healthy one, and heals its heads for 9,000 HP (split across the 3 heads), completely killing the grabbed Pigmen in the process.
WeegeeWeArrrr, brutalized, can’t do anything. His planning is delayed, but he takes a defensive stance, ready for heck!
The Pigmen recover in time to witness the Grim Patrons go crazy on their rear ends, roaring with a berserker frenzy as the Grim Patrons come after them with axes the size of houses, somehow! The hapless Zombie Pigmen try, and royally fail, to defend themselves as the Grim Patrons slaughter their number to the last, and take what remains to roast it for a victory feast! Uzi is giving those drunk dwarves a nasty glare. The Sketched Deathknight uses Dark Rush and blitzes the Air Attack Train for 4,000 damage across the 3 damaged segments, destroying them all and letting a completely undamaged segment get trashed as well! At this time, Zappy unleashes his DEATH LASER, royally destroying the Head and thus the whole train, as advertised. All two segments of it, counting the head. Still, pretty cool. The Essence of the Destroyed tries to use Flooding of the Dead on WeegeeWeArrrr, but Weegee is immunized to 2spoopiness after witnessing those Banshees at work from a safe distance, protecting him from damage! He doesn’t even need to worry about the Hama/Mudo combo from doggy either, as Godmodders are completely immune to one-shots!
Lord Calzerb heals himself for 5,000 HP! Elizabeth…Decides to deliberately stall on Medigoloan because there’s literally only one PZ right now and it would thus be a waste of a 10,000-damage attack, but does whack the remaining PZ for 10,000 damage, that being the Really Cheap Minion (who I managed to afford some good spelling for). The Balloon Drake breathes the Breath of Life upon the untouched Balloon-omancy Egg, which hatches into a Lesser Balloon Drake! Sadly, the Poisoned Balloon-Omancy egg dies of the Poisoning. The Combine Hunter-Chopper deals a Minicritted 9,000 damage to the Really Cheap Minion with its basic attack, and gets to a more tactically sound position so airborn entities don’t crit against its exposed underbelly. The Zerg Drone starts transforming into a Hatchery-it will gain HP as it transforms and it’s fully-transformed when it hits full HP (though this is only in-progress so don’t get ideas), while the Hatchery only manages to produce 1 Larva due to having met the cap, counting the Drone no longer being a unit due to now being a building instead!
The TNT Cannon cools off by 2, setting Heat to 0! Cerberus uses Conjunction strictly on the Really Cheap minion, which causes it to get double-hit due to the lack of a second target automatically AND get paralyzed, as well as dealing about 12,000 damage total! Paralyzed minions aren’t incapable of action: they just cannot dodge, period. IMET does its thing, which is right now, nothing. Finally, Senor Banana contributes in a different way: Supplying the Captain with a friendly Banana, getting +1% bribery!
The Really Cheap Minion finds itself in an unfortunate position, and hoping to attract as little attention as possible, slaps Senor Banana in the face for 500 damage. Yeah it really is weak.
The AZ entities have a clear advantage, and the PZ players are forced to give up -40 distance to Yggdrasil! Richard gives +2 to @Ninjatwist and @tc2142, and tests out his new Banhammer 0.8 by smashing it into the Really Cheap Minion for 30,000 damage! He smirks-he could get used to a hammer.
UserZero sees the state of everything. She’s still smirking, somehow. You definitely notice the Creep overtaking some Concrete, by the way-it appears that’s the Terrain that would be here if the Creep wasn’t taking it over. It also takes over what is presumably the last surviving Jungle Tree in the biome, but UserZero quickly roots the Creep-covered tree from the ground, and roars an unearthly roar! Taking the entire tree, she immediately slams it into the Grim Patrons, killing 7! She is super-frustrated at how sturdy and strong those things got to be!
Then, a rather unexpected (or not) voice hits everyones ears: “Hola, everyone!” Everyone turns to see…Dora the Explorer. Jon suddenly feels very guilty for throwing her into Traho. He then remembers, wait, he threw her into Traho. She’s dead. Taking a closer look, everyone realizes that this abomination is not Dora…THIS IS...THIS!! IS…TRANSCENDENT DORRAAAAA THE EXPLORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! Having achieved the power of Gravity in death, her soul somehow escaped Traho’s immense pull and obtained various powers from her endless exploration, as well as a new body (kind of) as her new power floating could attest. She’s ridiculously serene considering she’s kind of floating and her eyes are very tiny black holes. She slides over to the PZ side and springs into action by opening her mouth, which also leads to a Black Hole, and sucking in the last Balloon-Omancy egg, which coincidentally hatches it into a Lesser Balloon Drake in the process as this somehow heals it. This makes itself apparent by having the poor thing wedged into her body “Delicioso!”, both of them say, in the exact same voice…Well, it COULD have been worse.
…Killitkillitkillitkillitplsthnx
Terrain: Creep (+5% Evasion to Zerg units)
Weather: Clear (no effect)
[???] The Captain: 20/20 HP. Bribing: [100% AZ=====|=====0=====|=====PZ -100%] 71%. Decides in 2 turns.
[???] Crimson Scale: 1/1 HP. The Effect: [|||] INVINCIBLE. THE EFFECT OCCURS NEXT ROUND.
[H] Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect: 82,000/150,000 HP. Burn: [|||]
[N-BOSS] Soul of the Core: Heads: 83,000/100,000 HP x3 + 3 Shields (defend against 1 entity hit each); Body: 1,500,000/1,499,000 HP. Body has high defense. Body occasionally sucks in attacks not aimed at it. Triple-Action while all heads are alive; double action if two are alive. Inflicts Gravcrush on all entities it attacks/is attacked by. Wildfire Waltz: [|||] Gravity Falls: [||||] Terminus: [|||||] Takes reduced damage from Player actions while atomicAmiable is active; Takes reduced damage from Entity actions while antimatterAugry is active. Actions: Devour Zombie Pigmen for HP.
[N-B] WeegeeWeArrrr: 25/40 HP.
['AG'] Over-9000inator : 10,000/10,000 HP. IT'SOVER: [|||]. NOT PRESENT ON THE FIELD.
['AG'] Doge: 5,000/5,000 HP (does not attack unless an entity on its team is attacked first, will bodyguard for allies, respawns 1 round after death if there are still allied entities present). NOT PRESENT ON THE FIELD.
['AG'] Agar.io: 25,000/25,000 HP. has a 25% chance to devour an entity with lower HP than it each round, adding that entity's HP to its own. It can split to create 2 copies of Agar.io with half HP and either evade an attack or automatically devour something that one of the splits can devour. NOT PRESENT ON THE FIELD.
[AZ] Grim Patrons: 15,000/15,000 x46 HP;
[AZ] Sketched Deathknight: 60,000/115,000 HP. Dark Rush: [||] Action:
[AZ] Shadow of Limbo: Essence of the Destroyed: 52,000/55,000 HP. Flooding of the Dead: [|||]
[AZ] doggy: 74,900/80,000 HP. Gets more damage when attacking the same target each round. Learns a new trick each turn. Tricks: Hama/Mudo (low-chance instant kill; From Elizabeth, somehow); Anti-Auda (25% Attack down for 3 turns. Can be stacked once for double the effect. From Gamma Phantom); Evasive (gained from the Late Neo); Terminus [|||||] (Instant kill with minor damage to others; From Soul of the Core).
[AZ] Lord Calzerb: 105,700/125,000 HP.
[AZ] Elizabeth: 16,000/20,000 HP. Can only take 5,000 damage per turn. Double-Action. Medigoloan: [|||||]
[AZ] Protettores: 10,000/10,000 HP x5. 10% Damage Reduction; abysmal attack. Defending the Zerg Overlord. Defense mode: 20% Damage Reduction, but can't attack.
[AZ] Balloon Drake: HP: 99,985,000/1,000,000,000. Inflation: 97%. Airborn while above 100% inflation. Dies at either 0% or 200% inflation. Breath of Life: [||] Action:
[AZ] Combine Hunter-Chopper: 5,000/20,000 HP. Airborn. Minestorm [||]. Deals more damage, but takes more damage, with Proximity. Proximity: 3/3.
[AZ] Zerg Forces: Unit Cap: 8/8.
Overlord: 10,000/10,000 x1 HP. Being Defended by Protettores. Adds 8 to unit cap.
Hatchery: 30,000/30,000 HP. Drone Production: [||]. Will turn the Terrain to Creep next turn. Larvae: 8 Generates 3 Larvae per turn if not at Unit cap.
Hatchery: 8,500/20,000 HP. Gains 8,500 HP per turn. When fully healed for the first time, it becomes functional.
[PZ] Transcendent Dora: 70,000/70,000 HP. Will attempt to assimilate an entity each turn, gaining its HP, damage, and possibly a special attack. Failed attacks can also give her such. Swiper: [||]
[PZ] Walker: 15/20 HP. Respawns 1 Round after death.
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i try redo my attack from last round, but this time, i put a popcorn machine of Infinity-Popcorn behind WeegeeWearrrr, this time using superglue to be sure. i then backstab WeegeeWearrr with the Topaz Frying Pan (Hey, the spy can do it with the golden version, and this version has the golden version inside), then set him on fire with the Backburner. i do all this after UserZero has fired her Beam O doom, to as avoid damaging the popcorn machine.
Useful Summon of Doom 3/25
A somewhat useful summon: 12/20
2+ to whoever will take my trashy 2+
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Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
I point out to Transcendent Dora that if her mouth is a black hole, she would be sucked up into herself. Shocked by the logic of the statement, Transcendent Dora gets electrified and paralyzed!
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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25/25 (Project "Revelation")
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Something big is coming...
Itss... its...
THE SPIRIT OF MOTHERWILL MK2!!
Armor: 1,000,000 HP (Protects Energy core)
Energy Core: 200,000 HP (If destroyed entity dies / Takes 10,000 damage for every Cannon or Hanger destroyed)
Long Range Energy Cannons 20,000 HPx3 (Deals 20,000 damage times number of cannons alive to one target, can only be fired at long ranges, takes one turn to reload after a attack)
Point Defence Cannons: 15,000 HPx10 (Deals 500 damage times number of cannons alive to one target, can only attack target a close range)
Hanger Bay: 10,000 HPx7 (Each hanger bay summons 10 drones that can only attack at close range)
FAR FAR AWAY FROM THE BATTLEFIED, I WILL SNIPE YOU AND LAUGH AT YOUR ATTEMPT TO GET ME.
ITS CANNONS WILL BLAST YOU ANYTHING THAT TRIES TO ATTACK IT APART!
(Spirit of motherwill MK2 is summoned far away, i order to be attacked a player/entity needs to go to it in order to attack it, but it does not need to move to shoot you with its long range cannons!) (Takes 1 turn to get to Spirit of Motherwill MK2, in this phase, the entity is vulnerable to being attacked by the Long ranged cannons.)
Potato kick-stater salad(a potato made of salad kick-starter.)5/25(or 7 if the helping effect works)
Then I end combining the two books: Tome of enhancing && Book of summoning -> The support magic book 3/3
after that I create a health Buffer(level 0 alchemy healing the targets on which it is used and when you fully heal one entity you can decide to temporarily loose the healing effect of this alchemy to increase the max life of this entity for the duration of the loss of healing power)
And I combine the Health buffer and the Ruler of fabrication:Health buffer && Ruler of fabrication 1/?(second alchemitter action)
After all that I ask the wisp his rules.(because I do not know the rules of the summon and I do not see his life time bar and following the rules of my alchemy it would mean that I would never be able to create a new summon if this summon does not have a limited life time)
He does not answers because he is not in my side
I find myself unable to guess and so I decide I will rather try to see what can do my tome of support by attempting to use it to buff an ally or something else of this kind.
After that discussion I ask the captain if he believes he is a super hero like captain America or captain Planet are and what he wants to do on its own.
I charge into the battlefield with a fully charge Quick-Fix! I quickly pop ueber and heal up any damage that the Anti-Zero side might have taken like crazy! When the Uebercharge subsides, then I throw the Quick-Fix into the chasm and arm myself with the Phaserifle.
UNDER HEAVEN DESTRUCTION: 50/50 (+1 from UserZero)
Best Pun Ever: 13/50 (+1 from UserZero)
+2 to Fseftr
Walker laughs upon realizing that his 50 post charge is complete... the power available at his disposal reminds him of his Unlimited form for a few seconds, then he shrugs off the thought. No. A mere 50 post charge couldn't possibly compare. He has to focus on the task at hand... getting rid of those pesky Grim Patrons and their 600000+ total health. The clouds of the skies above begin to swirl, then are forced away as a series of ominous lights appear in the sky. The ominous lights begin to rapidly descend, sharpening into points, then embed themselves repeatedly into the ground. Upon closer inspection, those are actually hard-light illusions of swords... and big ones, too. Ones which put even such mighty blades as the Buster Sword to shame. The illusions begin to glow, gathering around Walker, who at the center of it all, is concentrating the power of the attack directly onto himself. A hurricane sparks up, the power behind it ripping up the nearby dirt blocks and shredding them, as well as scarring the stones beneath. With the winds picking up, the swords slashing apart the very land, Walker calmly strolls towards the Grim Patrons, who even in their large numbers, begin to feel fear... and rightly so. The winds pick each of them up individually and toss them straight into the heart of the maelstrom, where Walker waits, sword in hand. With lightning speed, he dashes around using the power of the winds, severing the leg tendons of each of the Grim Patrons in turn, preventing them from crawling, let alone running. Besides, if they had tried running, the swords and the winds would tear them apart from their eyes to their toes. As it is, they are forced to remain where they are, awaiting their horrible fate. A few seconds later, doggy finds itself being dragged in too. Walker raises his sword to the sky, eyes flashing a pure Crimson, and gives an echoing roar as the skies themselves are torn asunder, cracks marring the one pristine air. In the center of the mess, the object responsible, a gargantuan facsimile of the very sword Walker is holding, slowly turns and aims itself at doggy and the Grim Patrons, before rocketing downwards, blade impaling the earth straight down to the bedrock... and even a short distance through it. Cracks appear in the ground that mirror those of the sky, as the void beneath the land of Minecraft is exposed, allowing the powerful energies gathered in the skies to rush in. On the way past, they tear the land into shreds, literally destroying everything under the heavens within the mighty tornado. With nothing to support it, even the bedrock succumbing to the sheer powers at work in this mighty and glorious attack, the land within the tornado is forced to fall straight into the void, disappearing as soon as it enters, obliterated by the eldritch contents of the dark dimension. Unfortunately for the Grim Patrons and doggy, that land happens to be the very thing they are standing on, meaning they too fall into the void, and are destroyed, as all the other things have been. Slowly, surely, the winds begin to disperse after their deaths, revealing the huge landmass that has just vanished into nothingness... and Walker, the one responsible for it, climbing up the side of the site where UNDER HEAVEN DESTRUCTION took place. He drags himself up to stand near the hole into the void, then decides to back away before a vengeful player or two might consider pushing him in, heading over to stand by UserZero's side.
"HEH. THAT WAS FUN."
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
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OK, I hate pulling this. I hate pulling this basically half the time, it irritates me as well, but I can't update today. Too late. This, this I HATE.
a free +1 for everyone as compensation for this. Ugh.
...And lo, I'm an even bigger idiot and forget to put this at a reasonable hour. Ugh.
20/20 20/20
Snuggie && Porcupine = Most Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 3/16
Using one of my 20 charges now. 20/20
I summon a thousand Zombie Pigmen who dive into the Soul of the Core. They start drinking up lava from his body while swinging their swords. After 2 minutes of this they activate their kamikaze vests.
Yay, more +1s!
==Alchemies==
Cornucopia && Pi = Infinite Pie Cornucopia 3/3 [Done!]
Hylian Shield && Laser Gun = Hylian Beam Shield 4/4 [Done!]
Wait, what? They're both level 3, and one only has to be charged to 3/3? Uh, I think that's a oversight.
Empty Bottle || Voidmetal = Voidmetal Bottle (Empty) 1/???
Super Mario Maker Sketchpad && Super Paper Mario = Super Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 1/???
==Completed Alchemies==
Super Mario Maker Sketchpad- currently having life-size version mime it
Logic Distortion Remote - currently projecting Super Mario Maker Sketchpad
Bowser Amiibo- consumed making Bowser Amiibo MushroomHylian Beam Shield- merged with TrahoInfinite Pie Cornucopia
==Charges==
17/25 Thunderstorm (+1 from Tazz)
19/25 Guardian King
+2 to Talist
Please check out my PvP map based around explosions and fire, FireFight!
Sometimes, I wonder why they call mapmakers mapmakers and not cartographers.
Dragons n' Stuff
Please click!
Bloody Knife && Gold Ingots = Golden Murderer Knife 2/???
Soulless Heart && Linked Blade && Tainted Essence = Darkheart 2/???
Señor Banana 5/5 Summoned!(+1 from Tazz)(30000/30000 HP) Ah, I'm finally here! Time to rock the party up los amigos! He then stomps his foot on the ground, making a banana appear in front of the Captain. Snack, amigo?(R.I.P Neo, we'll never forget you.)
Neo Ultima 8/15
I make a ritual to summon Banshees to scare the gorilla out of WeeGeeArrr.
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out
http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
I join the assault of the Neutral Boss called Soul of the Core by firing the Bayo-Laser Rifle on it's head.
Something very powerful. 2/100?
??? 41/50 +1 from Irecreeper, +1 from Tazz
Elite Swordmaster 24/30
+1 to Twinbuilder, +1 Talist
My Items
Fountain of Life: [Power Rank I] Heals the target for increased healing.
Bayoneted Laser Rifle (Also known as Bayo-Laser Rifle) [Power Rank II] Used for Ranged + Melee with extra damage to the Enemy.
Plasma Katana [Power Rank II] Deals extra damage to the Enemy when used.
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
27/50 This World... +2 from Erelye, +1 from Tazz
27/50 Has No Need For Gods +2 from Erelye, +1 from Pricey
+2 Crystal
Ugh, this charge is moving entirely too slow. Oh well, what am I going to do about it. I casually hand the Captain recordings of the entire Second Godmodding War.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
srs tho, this "Sans" guy looks like he can help me
he seems like a "funny bone"
Suddenly out of the nearby trash can...
*eyyyyy, that was pretty good
What where did you come from
*i just sorta appear sometimes
Well, um, I guess it's a reason
*so ya like jokes huh?
Hey, i'm the GOD of memes, of course I like jokes, they're my blood and soul.
*wow, i never heard of a god of memes
*but i'm pretty darn sure you're not a god, and you just gave yourself that title
*just a hunch
Well I am a god, I just haven't shown off my powers yet
*well, what're ya doin' , show me them powers
Okay then, i'll show you
Sans prepares himself for your powers!
*let's see what ya got
choose a file:
*what, what're ya doin'
cool, trendy kid with the sunglasses.jpg selected
cool, trendy kid with the sunglasses has been summoned!
*oh, i get it
*you're a summoner
*ya get pictures from the web
*and summon things from them
Pretty cool right?
*yeah, potentially catastrophic to the universe as we know it
*but cool nonetheless
*cuz like
*ya can like, summon black holes or somethin'
Yeah but, if something that I summon dies or is destroyed then I will never be able to summon it again
But if a summon survives a fight, I will be able to summon it again in a later battle
*guess, you're kind of a god after all, i'm impressed.
*just...
Yes?
*no killing anyone with your powers, ESPECIALLY without reason or remorse
Wh-why?
*you'll be in for a bad time
*anyways, my brother's probably worried about me, i should leave
*here's my number, call me if you need me for something
*like if ya need help with a problem or if someone is killing needlessly
*see ya
Sans has walked away!
...
he's a pretty cool dude
Meme machine: 5/10
Strong Walls 16/20 (+1 From Tazz)
Library 2/5
I whack a pz entity with my forge stoker
Staff of Peace && Alarm Clock = Peacetime (Level 3: 3/4)
Infernal Hard Drive && Liquid Cooling System = ? (Level ?: 2/?)
Fortress:
Fortress Evil = 24%
Soldiers 0/3
Structures:
Base
Shrine
Mine
Alchemies:
Holy Flame: Level 3
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
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Thanks for the extra charge! Does it apply to alchemies as well?
Suppression Turrets: 6/20
Quick-Fix: 6/6 COMPLETE!
+2 to TwinBuilder.
Phaserifle && Accelerator Module == Telklacki Forcebarrage [Lvl. 4, hopefully] 4/5
I perform the Quick-Fix!
I charge into the battlefield with a fully charge Quick-Fix! I quickly pop ueber and heal up any damage that the Anti-Zero side might have taken like crazy! When the Uebercharge subsides, then I throw the Quick-Fix into the chasm and arm myself with the Phaserifle.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I facepalm at babysphee, carefully avoiding disturbing the Luigi hat.
I then shoot a couple fireballs at either the overly acronymical Gatorade (if that thing's still alive) or at a random PZ entity that isn't WeeGeeWeeArr.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Zombenstein: 12/50 (+1 Tazz)
Boney: 11/50
The L()rd gives WeegeeWeArrrr SCP___-J.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Richard somehow slaps a +1 onto every number at once, causing it to roll over to...10,000. Because, you know, this system supports digits that go over 4, and 9999, though an awesome number, is somewhat dirtier to work with, to put it one way. In any case, she'll do as you say unless something awful happens to her or the Soul of the Core somehow sucks the whole attack in, which is rather unlikely.
UserZero is not awed by your awe. She is in fact, bored by it, thus not setting off the critical chain reaction at all, thus your attack fails! You somehow still get the infinite awe.
Your Green Missile somehow spins backwards onto the Soul of the Core, and you nearly get killed via the gravity it generates as you rush away, ultimately doing nothing.
Infinite Awe && A selection of power converters = Shocking Awe (Level 5, 1/6)
Ho hum.
Bullet && Bullet = ERROR! SAME ITEM ALCHEMIZED! Use different items in the creation, otherwise you get no result!
You CAN just pull out a standard Recursive Bullet for alchemization purposes. Technically the hyperspace arsenal can contain whatever you need, but alchemy-made items are better. A Recursive Bullet is different enough from a regular Bullet that it doesn't get that error as well.
9,000 damage to the Aerial Attack Train's head! -2 Cool, setting the TNT Cannon at 0 heat!
huehuehuehuehue, insert Twinbuilder smiley here.
Crusher48, I will be extremely generous with you in this case, as I believe this has incredible potential, if anyone is even remotely interested anyways. You DO have an increased sway over the Captain compared to everyone else strictly on the grounds of being a Descendant, SO, if you manage to get three players OTHER THAN YOURSELF interested in your new team within the next two rounds, I will officiate the creation of this new faction AND have the Captain immediately join your side regardless of all bribery shenanigans. I will change the name and color if it goes through (don't worry, it'll be amazing I swear). One more thing: Until your faction goes through, those three entities will NOT join the battlefield; if the team falls through, UserZero will probably brainwash two of them regardless of your attempts to subvert it, and you get the third to control as a Neutral.
OK?
The Nightwatch: An upgrade from Dark Times (bit obvious), the Nightwatch keeps the 3 modes of invisibility the Dark Times has, while incorporating extra battery life, making your invisibility longer.
Minecraft Disguise Kit 2.0: An upgraded Minecraft Disguise Kit (what a surprise) that incorporates player skins on the server. This only works for players already in the server. As with a regular Disguise kit, attacking or doing any action outside of movement will break the disguise.
I can see where this is going.
Unicode 8.0 Code Chart && Spellbook = Codex U8 (Level 4: 1/5)
UserZero airblasts the Rocket back at you!
Tome of Knowledge Unwritten: A tome containing all undiscovered knowledge. It has no inexes nor appendixes or anything, and seemingly has a bent for describing things in comparison to gems (namely their dangerous properties).
Tome of Knowledge Unwritten && Richard Taglock = Tome of Godmodding Knowledge Unwritten (Level 50: 1/51)
Uzi quickly locks all access to this Alchemy via Admin commands!
Ultracondensed Wall || Bedrock^2 Ingots = Ultracondensed Bedrock^2 Wall (Level 9: 1/10)
He actually did make it-I edited that in.
It will do as you say.
Matter Conversion Device && Camera && Indestructible Cards = Doctor Eggman Nega's camera (Level 27: 1/28)
nope.
-5% Bribing!
Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect burned! It'll take 2,000 damage a turn for 3 turns.
Blastspike Exoskeleton: A special Exoskeleton made for Animatronics, this is a spiked armor set that comes with a nasty surprise-internal mechanisms can allow the armor to explode, sending the spikes everywhere. However, this also destroys the armor.
You equip it and immediately gain +1 Armor, giving you a point of damage resistance as long as its intact.
Phaserifle && Acceleration Module == Telklacki Forcebarrage (Level 4: 1/5)
Wish granted, I guess.
6,600 damage to the Zombie Pigman! If it's not dead by the end of the turn, it'll spawn another one.
2,600 damage to the wounded Zombie Pigman!
You can't charge for over 50! You tone that down, please.
Infernal Hard Drive && Liquid Cooling System = Coldheart Hard Drive (Level 1: 1/2)
5,800 damage to the damaged Zombie Pigman!
IMET summoned! They'll do as you say!
5,100 damage to doggy!
You gain a 2nd Badge, elevating your damage boost to +5%!
The Boneswords-and nearly, yourself-get dragged into the Soul of the Core's armor! You deal no damage...
2,000 damage to one of Cerberus'es heads!
SCP-427 && SCP-1100 && Life Fruit = Heart of Gaia (Level 20: 1/21)
The Soul of the Core responds very positively to the Gravitation Potion! +1 to the Gravity Falls and Terminus charges!
Traho is borrowed from Piono's set of Elemental Alchemies, though this is many, MANY times stronger than the Traho he wound up with. The Alchemtier has two weaknesses: It cannot create anything NEW, only copies of things in existence; and it tends to not be able to create full-power copies of the artifacts in question (though sometimes it can).
The Captain glares at your usage of extremely dangerous SCPs in the Alchemization. I wouldn't bother arguing with him, he's probably not going to like your reasons no matter what.
Richard fires an arrow parallel, but not directly at, the sphere. The arrow is faster, traveling at 150 blocks. It homes in only slightly, but this allows it to impact the sphere from the side before it homes out of the way, thus blowing it up prematurely.
OK, Generic, I'm going to do this one first. You can re-request the Titans one later.
-ARTICLE IN PROGRESS-
+4 Larvae appear for the Zerg!
Weegee did expect the broodlings, unfortunately, and guns them down too.
Your speech only affects two, but doggy and the Essence of the Destroyed will minicrit this turn!
Descendants are descendants by legacy, not blood, so you probably are a Descendant for willingly taking the fight to UserZero and her tyrrany just as the Anti-Godmodders did in the Psi War.
The Veil is definitely physical as well as mental. I'd also say that...HIS description of it is unfortunately accurate: Objects of Narrative-based power are our best shots at penetrating it, as anything lesser just plain won't work. I've tried.
I've REALLY tried.
Also, Xi is my codename from way back, but Pane never really did learn my actual name of Tazz...
The Captain already has that information bribed to him, but you give him the Back Massage for +3% Bribery, as he's an old man.
Super Mushroom && Human Growth Horomone = Mega Mushroom (Level 3: 1/4)
+1,000 HP to the head of the Air Attack Train!
The Realluy Cheap Minion is summoned!
2 damage to WeegeeWeArrrr!
It will do as you say.
That's alright by me.
3,000 damage to the damaged Zombie Pigmen!
You fail to capture the Wisp! It's just a bit too fast for you with your attention divided like that.
Interesting.
If he summons Sans to the field as an Entity first (and I know you have plans in that manner), he'd have the rights to it, so murder him all you want, it'll change nothing. He'll just respawn.
Antique Sword && Note Block && Metronome = Harpiscord (Level 15: 3/16)
Well that's unexpectedly high.
Mind Honey Jar && Ritual Chalk = Mind Chalk (Level 3: 2/4)
"I live to fight and serve my new master, and I will die grinning after a lifetime of empty nothing in a hole in the earth! I relish your challenge!"
You annihilate the Tail segment of the Air Attack Train, which can't split off on its own.
Only 2 non-null posts a turn!
+10% Bribery!
You're actually going to have to deal with that for an unfortunately long while; you need to kill a Gatekeeper Boss to get the Alchemiter Level Upgrade you need.
It will do as you say!
Pyrothem dust && Aerotheum dust = Paerotheum Dust (Level 3: 1/4)
The Grim Patrons are bloodlusting! They shake off Anti-Auda and will crit this turn!
Bonesword for Cool Dudes: It's not actually any different from the Old Bonesword. or barely any different. It's just got a tag labeled 'for cool dudes' hanging off of it.
Da Shootier Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 3" = Da Shootiest Bolter (Level 5: 1/6)
Pyrotheum Dust && Aerotheum Dust = Paeroytheum Dust (Level 3: 1/4)
6,000 damage to the head of the Air Attack Train!
WeegeeWeArrrr wont' be able to do anything this round in terms of offensive/plotting!
Dora is slammed into Traho and compressed so hard that her molecules effectively become indistinguishable from the rest of Traho. Wow, that was needlessly cruel, what did Dora do to you?
...You feel something horribly wrong. Something that'll probably make itself apparent at the EoTB.
You unfortunately lose three tomes to Traho, but the other two are read enough that he can use them if the need arises. His potent magics shall make good use of them! (Re: He only gets two but they heal for 7,000 instead.)
He will do as you say! The Soul of the Core licks his lips in anticipation.
-2% Bribing! Apparently he's not a Pizza person, unless there's a lot of meat on it.
1,800 damage to Lord Calzerb!
There's the Preview function (allows you to Preview an Alchemy's level and flavor text without having to make it) and the Magical function (allowing you to craft Magical Spells, on top of whatever magical alchemies you need). That's it for right now.
I had a list, but I lost it. I think I'll be making a new one soon enough...
3 damage to WeegeeWeArrrr! He balks at taking two hits in a turn!
You give Richard a shield, though he grabs the wards and condenses it into a disk.
You deal 4,000 damage to the Air Attack Train's Head with the TNT Cannon, destroying it! It makes a new Head! +2 Heat!
Nothing happens here...
The Grim Patrons are rowdy drunken dwarves from a bar in a perpetual barfight, and their only day 'job' is eternal service to Ragnaros the Elemental Lord of Fire, who plans to incinerate all of the living anyways, and who's only national pastime is brawling endlessly, which DTG kind of is, so your attack falls flat on its face!
WeegeeWeArrrr has Blast Protection enough to tank it!
You can't make the Most Ridiculous Defense, it's beyond the level of the Alchemiter!
+5% Bribing!
The Lava tries to leave, but the Soul of the Core's gravity is too intense for it to even budge out of frame!
Tome of Frozen RBG: You put it best. But why fireballs on an ice tome?
The Soul of the Core is certainly flattered. +8,000 HP for the most injured head!
Purified Silver && Holy Water && Essence of Light = Truesilver
Truesilver || GreatSword = Truesilver Champion (Level 5: 1/6)
It will do as you say.
Weegee throws Mikoto off of him in short order, as he just got a brutal beatdown by Erelye and does not want repeats!
6,000 damgae to the head of the Air Attack Train!
Modpack Arm && Gun = Meme Arm Cannon (Level 3: 1/4)
ho hum.
Uh, there are multiple dudes with a designated Head. You're going to have to clarify which head.
...
The 'unladen' swallow, which is actually not unladen because it's the same as unburdened, which it is clearly not, is swiftly murdered by the logic of this statement, which WeegeeWeArrrr just made!
Bloody Knife && Gold Ingots = Golden Murderer Knife (Level 2: 1/3)
Soulless Heart && Linked Blade && Tainted Essence = Darkheart (Level 8: 1/9)
I don't roblox. I don't even know what Roblox is.
+3% Bribery!
Your attempt to spruce up the Alchemiter works, but it doesn't make it any better.
The Zombie Pigmen use the Kamikaze charges immediately, for the Soul of the Core sucks up half of them into Traho nigh-instantly when they hit the lava. Regardless, 8,000 damage to all 3 heads!
Whops. The Infinite Pi Cornucopia is Level 2.
Infinite Pie Cornucopia: this is a cornucopia that produces an infinite amount of digits of Pi (on a piece of paper) and an infinite amount of Pie varieties.
Hylian Beam Shield: This is basically the standard Hylian Shield with one key difference: On its backside is a rune. Pressing it makes the Hylian crest on the front glow, then fire a laser beam. it takes a minute to recharge.
Empty Bottle || Voidmetal = Voidmetal Bottle (Empty) (Level 2: 1/3)
Super Mario Maker Sketchpad && Super Paper Mario = Super Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad (Level 2: 1/3)
You can't do that: The soul of the Core's armor has so much gravitational pull that the Hylian Beam Shield will become useless!
Senor Banana summoned! He'll do as you say!
WeeGeeArrrr is 2spooped to death by those Banshees! WeegeeWeArrrr laughs at a safe distance.
The Captain already got that from Crusher!
Too many posts! This is your 4th, out of 2!
You have to drag yourself away from the Soul of the Core instead. You get too close and hear...whispering, from the Traho.
Spanish Whispering.
Oh no.
I didn't give you an extra turn! Only 2 posts per turn, dude! Nulled! Also, no, charges do not apply to Alchemies.
WeegeeWeArrrr isn't PZ (and isn't spelled the way you have it). 1 damage to Walker!
He refuses to take it and smashes it in your face without its anomalous effects backfiring on him in a bad way or you in a good way. Whatever it is.
The Crimson Scale’s ominousness intensifies, and goes invincible since the charge is complete but I don’t know what it does! Whether you like or not, next round, it’s about to get heavy!
The Captain is swinging towards the AZs again…But maybe his Descendant can pull through with his crazy idea?
The Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect DEFINITELY isn’t allowing the Fortress to live long and prosper, dealing 10,000 damage to it! The Wisp repairs 1,000 of that damage immediately, though. The Wrath then gets -2,000 damage from its burn!
The Soul of the Core licks its lips as molten lava drips out, and makes a massive leap towards the Zombie Pigmen! He manages to grab two, the weakest one and a fully healthy one, and heals its heads for 9,000 HP (split across the 3 heads), completely killing the grabbed Pigmen in the process.
WeegeeWeArrrr, brutalized, can’t do anything. His planning is delayed, but he takes a defensive stance, ready for heck!
The Pigmen recover in time to witness the Grim Patrons go crazy on their rear ends, roaring with a berserker frenzy as the Grim Patrons come after them with axes the size of houses, somehow! The hapless Zombie Pigmen try, and royally fail, to defend themselves as the Grim Patrons slaughter their number to the last, and take what remains to roast it for a victory feast! Uzi is giving those drunk dwarves a nasty glare. The Sketched Deathknight uses Dark Rush and blitzes the Air Attack Train for 4,000 damage across the 3 damaged segments, destroying them all and letting a completely undamaged segment get trashed as well! At this time, Zappy unleashes his DEATH LASER, royally destroying the Head and thus the whole train, as advertised. All two segments of it, counting the head. Still, pretty cool. The Essence of the Destroyed tries to use Flooding of the Dead on WeegeeWeArrrr, but Weegee is immunized to 2spoopiness after witnessing those Banshees at work from a safe distance, protecting him from damage! He doesn’t even need to worry about the Hama/Mudo combo from doggy either, as Godmodders are completely immune to one-shots!
Lord Calzerb heals himself for 5,000 HP! Elizabeth…Decides to deliberately stall on Medigoloan because there’s literally only one PZ right now and it would thus be a waste of a 10,000-damage attack, but does whack the remaining PZ for 10,000 damage, that being the Really Cheap Minion (who I managed to afford some good spelling for). The Balloon Drake breathes the Breath of Life upon the untouched Balloon-omancy Egg, which hatches into a Lesser Balloon Drake! Sadly, the Poisoned Balloon-Omancy egg dies of the Poisoning. The Combine Hunter-Chopper deals a Minicritted 9,000 damage to the Really Cheap Minion with its basic attack, and gets to a more tactically sound position so airborn entities don’t crit against its exposed underbelly. The Zerg Drone starts transforming into a Hatchery-it will gain HP as it transforms and it’s fully-transformed when it hits full HP (though this is only in-progress so don’t get ideas), while the Hatchery only manages to produce 1 Larva due to having met the cap, counting the Drone no longer being a unit due to now being a building instead!
The TNT Cannon cools off by 2, setting Heat to 0! Cerberus uses Conjunction strictly on the Really Cheap minion, which causes it to get double-hit due to the lack of a second target automatically AND get paralyzed, as well as dealing about 12,000 damage total! Paralyzed minions aren’t incapable of action: they just cannot dodge, period. IMET does its thing, which is right now, nothing. Finally, Senor Banana contributes in a different way: Supplying the Captain with a friendly Banana, getting +1% bribery!
The Really Cheap Minion finds itself in an unfortunate position, and hoping to attract as little attention as possible, slaps Senor Banana in the face for 500 damage. Yeah it really is weak.
The AZ entities have a clear advantage, and the PZ players are forced to give up -40 distance to Yggdrasil! Richard gives +2 to @Ninjatwist and @tc2142, and tests out his new Banhammer 0.8 by smashing it into the Really Cheap Minion for 30,000 damage! He smirks-he could get used to a hammer.
UserZero sees the state of everything. She’s still smirking, somehow. You definitely notice the Creep overtaking some Concrete, by the way-it appears that’s the Terrain that would be here if the Creep wasn’t taking it over. It also takes over what is presumably the last surviving Jungle Tree in the biome, but UserZero quickly roots the Creep-covered tree from the ground, and roars an unearthly roar! Taking the entire tree, she immediately slams it into the Grim Patrons, killing 7! She is super-frustrated at how sturdy and strong those things got to be!
Then, a rather unexpected (or not) voice hits everyones ears: “Hola, everyone!” Everyone turns to see…Dora the Explorer. Jon suddenly feels very guilty for throwing her into Traho. He then remembers, wait, he threw her into Traho. She’s dead. Taking a closer look, everyone realizes that this abomination is not Dora…THIS IS...THIS!! IS…TRANSCENDENT DORRAAAAA THE EXPLORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! Having achieved the power of Gravity in death, her soul somehow escaped Traho’s immense pull and obtained various powers from her endless exploration, as well as a new body (kind of) as her new power floating could attest. She’s ridiculously serene considering she’s kind of floating and her eyes are very tiny black holes. She slides over to the PZ side and springs into action by opening her mouth, which also leads to a Black Hole, and sucking in the last Balloon-Omancy egg, which coincidentally hatches it into a Lesser Balloon Drake in the process as this somehow heals it. This makes itself apparent by having the poor thing wedged into her body “Delicioso!”, both of them say, in the exact same voice…Well, it COULD have been worse.
…Killitkillitkillitkillitplsthnx
Terrain: Creep (+5% Evasion to Zerg units)
Weather: Clear (no effect)
[???] The Captain: 20/20 HP. Bribing: [100% AZ=====|=====0=====|=====PZ -100%] 71%. Decides in 2 turns.
[???] Crimson Scale: 1/1 HP. The Effect: [|||] INVINCIBLE. THE EFFECT OCCURS NEXT ROUND.
[H] Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect: 82,000/150,000 HP. Burn: [|||]
[N] Fortress: 61,000/70,000 HP. Structures: Base, Shrine, Mine. EVIL: 24%. Soldiers: 1. Soldier Cap: 1/3.
[N] Wisp: 5,000/5,000 HP.
[N-BOSS] Soul of the Core: Heads: 83,000/100,000 HP x3 + 3 Shields (defend against 1 entity hit each); Body: 1,500,000/1,499,000 HP. Body has high defense. Body occasionally sucks in attacks not aimed at it. Triple-Action while all heads are alive; double action if two are alive. Inflicts Gravcrush on all entities it attacks/is attacked by. Wildfire Waltz: [|||] Gravity Falls: [||||] Terminus: [|||||] Takes reduced damage from Player actions while atomicAmiable is active; Takes reduced damage from Entity actions while antimatterAugry is active. Actions: Devour Zombie Pigmen for HP.
[N-B] WeegeeWeArrrr: 25/40 HP.
['AG'] Over-9000inator : 10,000/10,000 HP. IT'SOVER: [|||]. NOT PRESENT ON THE FIELD.
['AG'] Doge: 5,000/5,000 HP (does not attack unless an entity on its team is attacked first, will bodyguard for allies, respawns 1 round after death if there are still allied entities present). NOT PRESENT ON THE FIELD.
['AG'] Agar.io: 25,000/25,000 HP. has a 25% chance to devour an entity with lower HP than it each round, adding that entity's HP to its own. It can split to create 2 copies of Agar.io with half HP and either evade an attack or automatically devour something that one of the splits can devour. NOT PRESENT ON THE FIELD.
[AZ] Grim Patrons: 15,000/15,000 x46 HP;
[AZ] Sketched Deathknight: 60,000/115,000 HP. Dark Rush: [||] Action:
[AZ] Shadow of Limbo: Essence of the Destroyed: 52,000/55,000 HP. Flooding of the Dead: [|||]
[AZ] Zappy: 35,001/45,001 HP. Laser Charge: 1. Thunderstorm Charge: 6.
[AZ] doggy: 74,900/80,000 HP. Gets more damage when attacking the same target each round. Learns a new trick each turn. Tricks: Hama/Mudo (low-chance instant kill; From Elizabeth, somehow); Anti-Auda (25% Attack down for 3 turns. Can be stacked once for double the effect. From Gamma Phantom); Evasive (gained from the Late Neo); Terminus [|||||] (Instant kill with minor damage to others; From Soul of the Core).
[AZ] Lord Calzerb: 105,700/125,000 HP.
[AZ] Elizabeth: 16,000/20,000 HP. Can only take 5,000 damage per turn. Double-Action. Medigoloan: [|||||]
[AZ] Protettores: 10,000/10,000 HP x5. 10% Damage Reduction; abysmal attack. Defending the Zerg Overlord. Defense mode: 20% Damage Reduction, but can't attack.
[AZ] Balloon Drake: HP: 99,985,000/1,000,000,000. Inflation: 97%. Airborn while above 100% inflation. Dies at either 0% or 200% inflation. Breath of Life: [||] Action:
[AZ] Lesser Balloon Whelp: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP. Inflation: 100%.
[AZ] Combine Hunter-Chopper: 5,000/20,000 HP. Airborn. Minestorm [||]. Deals more damage, but takes more damage, with Proximity. Proximity: 3/3.
[AZ] Zerg Forces: Unit Cap: 8/8.
Overlord: 10,000/10,000 x1 HP. Being Defended by Protettores. Adds 8 to unit cap.
Hatchery: 30,000/30,000 HP. Drone Production: [||]. Will turn the Terrain to Creep next turn. Larvae: 8 Generates 3 Larvae per turn if not at Unit cap.
Hatchery: 8,500/20,000 HP. Gains 8,500 HP per turn. When fully healed for the first time, it becomes functional.
[AZ] TNT Cannon: 25,000/25,000 HP. Heat: [|||||\|||||] 0 Heat.
[AZ] Cerberus: 35,000/35,000 HP x 3; 33,000/35,000 HP x 1.. Loses power with each Head/HP Bar lost. Eviction: [|||] Distinction: [||||]
[AZ] IMET: 115,000/115,000 HP. Can't attack.
[AZ] Senor Banana: 29,500/30,000 HP.
[AZ] Really Cheap Minion: 69,000/100,000 HP. Abysmal Attack power.
[PZ] Transcendent Dora: 70,000/70,000 HP. Will attempt to assimilate an entity each turn, gaining its HP, damage, and possibly a special attack. Failed attacks can also give her such. Swiper: [||]
[PZ] Walker: 15/20 HP. Respawns 1 Round after death.
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 40/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 139/150 HP.
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4565.
Kanohi Hau Nuva: 21/25 (Freebie)
Skarmory: 18/25
Lightning bolt || Lightning Rod: 4/6
To be continued
DTG0 Inventory: Radiant Sights, Spellweaver, Thunderstruck, Kanohi Hau Nuva
Mask work: Coming Soon!
BIONICLE Antics
i try redo my attack from last round, but this time, i put a popcorn machine of Infinity-Popcorn behind WeegeeWearrrr, this time using superglue to be sure. i then backstab WeegeeWearrr with the Topaz Frying Pan (Hey, the spy can do it with the golden version, and this version has the golden version inside), then set him on fire with the Backburner. i do all this after UserZero has fired her Beam O doom, to as avoid damaging the popcorn machine.
Useful Summon of Doom 3/25
A somewhat useful summon: 12/20
2+ to whoever will take my trashy 2+
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
==Action==
I point out to Transcendent Dora that if her mouth is a black hole, she would be sucked up into herself. Shocked by the logic of the statement, Transcendent Dora gets electrified and paralyzed!
==Alchemies==
Empty Bottle || Voidmetal = Voidmetal Bottle (Empty) 2/3
Super Mario Maker Sketchpad && Super Paper Mario = Super Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 2/3
==Completed Alchemies==
Super Mario Maker Sketchpad- currently having life-size version mime it
Logic Distortion Remote - currently projecting Super Mario Maker Sketchpad
Bowser Amiibo- consumed making Bowser Amiibo MushroomHylian Beam Shield
Infinite Pie Cornucopia
==Charges==
18/25 Thunderstorm
20/25 Guardian King
+2 to generic
...charges.... crawling... along....
Please check out my PvP map based around explosions and fire, FireFight!
Sometimes, I wonder why they call mapmakers mapmakers and not cartographers.
Dragons n' Stuff
Please click!
25/25 (Project "Revelation")
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Something big is coming...
Itss... its...
THE SPIRIT OF MOTHERWILL MK2!!
Armor: 1,000,000 HP (Protects Energy core)
Energy Core: 200,000 HP (If destroyed entity dies / Takes 10,000 damage for every Cannon or Hanger destroyed)
Long Range Energy Cannons 20,000 HPx3 (Deals 20,000 damage times number of cannons alive to one target, can only be fired at long ranges, takes one turn to reload after a attack)
Point Defence Cannons: 15,000 HPx10 (Deals 500 damage times number of cannons alive to one target, can only attack target a close range)
Hanger Bay: 10,000 HPx7 (Each hanger bay summons 10 drones that can only attack at close range)
http://armoredcore.wikia.com/wiki/Spirit_of_Motherwill
And guess what, its my own mobile base!
FAR FAR AWAY FROM THE BATTLEFIED, I WILL SNIPE YOU AND LAUGH AT YOUR ATTEMPT TO GET ME.
ITS CANNONS WILL BLAST YOU ANYTHING THAT TRIES TO ATTACK IT APART!
(Spirit of motherwill MK2 is summoned far away, i order to be attacked a player/entity needs to go to it in order to attack it, but it does not need to move to shoot you with its long range cannons!) (Takes 1 turn to get to Spirit of Motherwill MK2, in this phase, the entity is vulnerable to being attacked by the Long ranged cannons.)
Other charge will be used next update ok?
It's effects were making you Procrastinate, Tazz. It would've been useless this turn, though.... /NULL
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Potato kick-stater salad(a potato made of salad kick-starter.)5/25(or 7 if the helping effect works)
Then I end combining the two books: Tome of enhancing && Book of summoning -> The support magic book 3/3
after that I create a health Buffer(level 0 alchemy healing the targets on which it is used and when you fully heal one entity you can decide to temporarily loose the healing effect of this alchemy to increase the max life of this entity for the duration of the loss of healing power)
And I combine the Health buffer and the Ruler of fabrication:Health buffer && Ruler of fabrication 1/?(second alchemitter action)
After all that I ask the wisp his rules.(because I do not know the rules of the summon and I do not see his life time bar and following the rules of my alchemy it would mean that I would never be able to create a new summon if this summon does not have a limited life time)
He does not answers because he is not in my side
I find myself unable to guess and so I decide I will rather try to see what can do my tome of support by attempting to use it to buff an ally or something else of this kind.
After that discussion I ask the captain if he believes he is a super hero like captain America or captain Planet are and what he wants to do on its own.
Aww... I warp back in time to when my post was novel!
Suppression Turrets: 5/20
Quick-Fix: 6/6 COMPLETE!
+2 to TwinBuilder.
Phaserifle && Accelerator Module == Telklacki Forcebarrage [Lvl. 4, hopefully] 3/5
I perform the Quick-Fix!
I charge into the battlefield with a fully charge Quick-Fix! I quickly pop ueber and heal up any damage that the Anti-Zero side might have taken like crazy! When the Uebercharge subsides, then I throw the Quick-Fix into the chasm and arm myself with the Phaserifle.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Walker: level 1, 39000 damage
UNDER HEAVEN DESTRUCTION: 50/50 (+1 from UserZero)
Best Pun Ever: 13/50 (+1 from UserZero)
+2 to Fseftr
Walker laughs upon realizing that his 50 post charge is complete... the power available at his disposal reminds him of his Unlimited form for a few seconds, then he shrugs off the thought. No. A mere 50 post charge couldn't possibly compare. He has to focus on the task at hand... getting rid of those pesky Grim Patrons and their 600000+ total health. The clouds of the skies above begin to swirl, then are forced away as a series of ominous lights appear in the sky. The ominous lights begin to rapidly descend, sharpening into points, then embed themselves repeatedly into the ground. Upon closer inspection, those are actually hard-light illusions of swords... and big ones, too. Ones which put even such mighty blades as the Buster Sword to shame. The illusions begin to glow, gathering around Walker, who at the center of it all, is concentrating the power of the attack directly onto himself. A hurricane sparks up, the power behind it ripping up the nearby dirt blocks and shredding them, as well as scarring the stones beneath. With the winds picking up, the swords slashing apart the very land, Walker calmly strolls towards the Grim Patrons, who even in their large numbers, begin to feel fear... and rightly so. The winds pick each of them up individually and toss them straight into the heart of the maelstrom, where Walker waits, sword in hand. With lightning speed, he dashes around using the power of the winds, severing the leg tendons of each of the Grim Patrons in turn, preventing them from crawling, let alone running. Besides, if they had tried running, the swords and the winds would tear them apart from their eyes to their toes. As it is, they are forced to remain where they are, awaiting their horrible fate. A few seconds later, doggy finds itself being dragged in too. Walker raises his sword to the sky, eyes flashing a pure Crimson, and gives an echoing roar as the skies themselves are torn asunder, cracks marring the one pristine air. In the center of the mess, the object responsible, a gargantuan facsimile of the very sword Walker is holding, slowly turns and aims itself at doggy and the Grim Patrons, before rocketing downwards, blade impaling the earth straight down to the bedrock... and even a short distance through it. Cracks appear in the ground that mirror those of the sky, as the void beneath the land of Minecraft is exposed, allowing the powerful energies gathered in the skies to rush in. On the way past, they tear the land into shreds, literally destroying everything under the heavens within the mighty tornado. With nothing to support it, even the bedrock succumbing to the sheer powers at work in this mighty and glorious attack, the land within the tornado is forced to fall straight into the void, disappearing as soon as it enters, obliterated by the eldritch contents of the dark dimension. Unfortunately for the Grim Patrons and doggy, that land happens to be the very thing they are standing on, meaning they too fall into the void, and are destroyed, as all the other things have been. Slowly, surely, the winds begin to disperse after their deaths, revealing the huge landmass that has just vanished into nothingness... and Walker, the one responsible for it, climbing up the side of the site where UNDER HEAVEN DESTRUCTION took place. He drags himself up to stand near the hole into the void, then decides to back away before a vengeful player or two might consider pushing him in, heading over to stand by UserZero's side.
"HEH. THAT WAS FUN."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS