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In that case, I force the Grim Patrons to go without beer for 999 days. In a time-bubble prison, where they and only they sense time passing. Time-bubble prisons are proven impossible to escape, because it's literally just an invincible bubble, designed ESPECIALLY to be immune to axes.

==Turn 1==
Storm 34/50 (+1 from Generic.)
Stone 34/50 (+1 from Generic.)

+2 to Erelye.

Finite Improbability Device && Improbability Calculator == Never Tell Me The Odds 5/6

Also, Tazz, here’s a suggestion for notation for the Spellcraft/Magic function: --o, loosely representing a wand.

==Action==

Crystal looks over at Transcendent Dora. "Hey, even though I don't have a monopoly on the concept of 'transcendence', you still irk me! You're going down... later. I have a Captain to bribe to our side!"
He then reveals a Potion of Youth, made from the juice of some Hesperidean Apples he picked in the Fallen London-verse, as well as a dash of water from some miscellaneous universe's Fountain of Youth. It won't grant anything near immortality, that's reserved for a more fermented vintage that he doesn't know the secrets of, (yet) but it'll certainly perk the Captain up.

==Entities==

The Sketched Deathknight will attack Transcendent Dora with a Black Bolt.

I claim Battlefury's +2, and made sure no one else took it.

22/30 Dangerous forbidden Technique

17/50 Dark Bowser

+2 Irecreeper

Tazz, two things. First off, Elizabeth can only use Megidolaon with Masakado. Therefore, not using it makes no sense. Just have it also hit Walker, and possibly Transcendent Dora.

Meanwhile, Elizabeth uses Agidyne, engulfing Transcendent Dora in fire.

Also, nothing I did last turn besides the bribe went through. Not my attack against WeegeeWeArrrr, nor my gift to Mercury.

I shall rectify one of those now.

A recording falls down on Mercury's head, encased in foam. Written on the foam is the message,

"Here is the record of how Minecraftia was destroyed. Read here." (Twin's End of act 4 and act 5 posts)

I wave to Mercury, whenever he looks up, to show that I sent that package.

Also, my message to Pane.

May you enjoy my memories as much as I did while I went through them myself. My mind, thankfully, has defenses against those who aren't there, for this exact reason.

(Those who access my memories, including me, deal with my worst memories from my viewpoint, before accessing anything else. I went through heck in both real life and OC life. Have fun, you SOB)

Super Mushroom && HGH: 2/4 Mega Mushroom

HEY! LISTEN!

Give the Captain your +2s, that'll probably resolve this bribe war in a cheap and cost-efficient manner. /null

Post II

Y opens a large portal above Transcendent Dora, watching as the head of a T-rex, appearently infuriated at being drenched in purple paint, comes down and bites the explorer. Y then quickly closes the portal, decapitating the dinosaur and dropping its severed head onto Dora.

Y then hands over SCP-427 and the bottle of SCP-1100 to the Captain before joining Crusher's AG faction.

Slumbersand Complete!

Solar Monolith 10/15
SCP-882 10/25

@Irecreeper Thanks really appreciated!

@Tazz I've given the IMTE or IMET a weapon (the Nerve Laser Gun mk.1. to be precise), but if you say that they can't attack that's fine and they started doing stuff namely the creation of a AI for me a 40 post charge that they will carry on for themselves while I do other stuff.

And Zergs larvae doesn't count to the limit! (That is 10 not 8)

All my +2 to Irecreeper

My char has no idea that this is possible, but I do.

Hezetor now speaking in the direction of Irecreeper char:

Hezetor: Many thanks, but what devs?

Now let's start to check the guide about [3.2] UserZero

I'll start keeping track of this by myself.

Zerg Forces: Unit Cap: 0/10.

Overlord: 10,000/10,000 x1 HP. Being Defended by Protettores. Adds 8 to unit cap.

Hatchery: 30,000/30,000 HP. Drone Production: [||]. Will turn the Terrain to Creep next turn (done). Larvae: 8 Generates 3 Larvae per turn if not at Unit cap. adds+2 to unit cap

spawning pool: 8,500/20,000 HP. Gains 8,500 HP per turn. When fully healed for the first time, it becomes functional.

It's not another hatchery but a spawning pool!

As said before 3 larvae will transform into Drones (1-2 turns) so if you din't already count that -3 larvae

Charges

IMTE working on Letuuma 2/40

The result should be an AI capable of giving various bonus to my robots plus an adaptive ability to all of them.

Factory 4/10

Module || (electromagnetic generator [high intensity low frequency] ) = Module of plasma manipulation (Level 5: 4/6)


Module || (hyper concentrated magnetic field generator && energy field generators) = Module of energy shield manipulation (Level 4: 4/5)

Tazz, why did you not quote my post?

I realized the Core's body absorbed all our attacks. I fire the Bayo-Laser Rifle at the Core's head again.

Something powerful. 1/50 (Just restarted due to Charge limit breaker)

??? 42/50

Elite Swordmaster 25/30

+2 Generic

My Items

14/14 | Mighty Beast

9/25 | Headslide

Seneca summons forth a Mighty Beast! (It's a dog.) It's horrifying screech makes terrible creatures cower in fear! (It barks at a cat up in a tree.) It is extremely fluffy! (I confirm. It is extremely fluffy.) And i don't know what your formula to determine standard stats is. care to elavorate/link to already existing elaboration?

[H] Mighty Beast: ?/? HP. | Bonus damage against cats. Doesn't attack doggy.

Seneca uses some Protettores for target practice with the End Sale.

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+2 to tc

28/50 This World...

28/50 Has No Need For Gods

+2 Crystal

Bah, fine. I toss the Captain approximately 100 Notch apples, then start a simple language attack.

A SIMPLE ATTACK
ONCE, THERE LIVED A PERSON WITH A STUPID NAME. THIS NAME WAS SO STUPID THAT EVERYBODY WANTED TO GET RID OF THEM. HOWEVER, THEY WERE JUST BARELY NOT BAD ENOUGH TO KILL. THIS WENT ON FOR A LONG TIME, UNTIL ONE DAY THEY WENT TOO FAR, AND THEIR SOUL GOT KILLED. THE END.

The lameness of this attack horribly damages Transcendant Dora.

24/30 Contingency Plan

4/10 Amulet of Endermancy

+1 Engie

+1 TT2000

Alright, so we need allies badly. Since blatant advertising is a good way to make people NOT join your side (I heard of servers banning people for advertising their server on other servers even), I need smarter tactics. Luckily, I have good reasons for people to join my side. So I send a global message:

"Attention to all players! Richard is not a "heroic" character in ANY sense of the word. If he is allowed to live, he will cause terrible damage and destruction. However, that is not to say UserZero is better in any sense of the word. UserZero may be different than Richard, and appears to be stronger (if HP is an indication of a godmodder's strength). But odds are, if Richard is defeated but UserZero survives, she will either A: get back to torturing us in her trap of a server, or B: take Richard's place and enter the future Godmodding Wars herself (she even knows what happens in the future!). Meanwhile, if UserZero dies first, Richard may just keep this server and take over UserZero's role in screwing with players, or B: go ahead into the future and create the disasters of future Godmodding Wars. The only way to ensure our safety is to eliminate both parties. I have formed the Anti-Godmodder team for this purpose: We will fight against these 2 godmodders, and, if all goes according to plan, take out both of them to save ourselves. If you do not join this team, you are placing your trust in a godmodder, and your fighting may just end up finishing a Godmodder's plan for them, and godmodders that have no reason to have allies are likely to just dispose of them, with 'them' meaning YOU."

After that (hopefully) inspiring speech, its time to do something. Namely, ask a question to EXOS.

"EXOS, what server is this even? Its not GenericCraft from the first Godmodding War, nor GodCraft from the second Godmodding war. My suspicion is that it is probably ZeroCraft or the like, like GodCraft but controlled by UserZero instead. Check up on whether that is true, and if it is, also check to see whether it matches the server Richard used in the Second Godmodding War. Richard may have stolen this server right from under the corpse of UserZero."

Oh, and I do an actual action too: I get up on top of the Soul of the Core (not standing on it, but hovering using endermancy about 50 feet above to avoid being sucked in), and spam Endermite Pearls at attackers (yes I have more than 1, I can use endermancy to duplicate items). The next 3 attacks (whether player attacks or entity attacks) will result in failure because the endermites distract the attackers (YOU try attacking something when 50 small insects are crawling around you and over you and biting you repeatedly, then you can claim this doesn't work).

Meanwhile, over here, I take a break from loading section 2.0 (seriously, I can simulate centuries in the time it takes for it to load) to go Alchemize some more stuff.

Ender Sword && Endermite Pearl = Endermite Sword 1/?

Ender Grenade || Implosion Bomb = Reverse Ender Grenade 1/?

Endermite Sword: A unique sword, the Endermite Sword generates endermites (a bit smaller than normal endermites) whenever its blade contacts an enemy. This can distract enemies in a sword fight because each swing is extra endermites the enemy has to deal with, and if it scores a hit it injects endermites straight into the victim's bloodstream, with gruesome effects.

Reverse Ender Grenade: An Ender Grenade, but with the function in reverse. The Reverse Ender Grenade teleports all the air in a short range around it (it can teleport away non-air things too, but very weakly), causing air to rush in at very high speeds to fill the gap. This results in an implosion, followed by a powerful sonic boom.

I seems interesting I will join this side if it gets created.

I get into that.

After that

Potato kick-stater salad(a potato made of salad kick-starter.)6/25(or 8 if the helping effect works)

And I combine the Health buffer and the Ruler of fabrication:Health buffer && Ruler of fabrication 2/?(first alchemitter action)

Quote from nulitor»

I seems interesting I will join this side if it gets created.

Official word is that if it gets 3 players by the time the Captain chooses a side, it gets officially created, and The Captain my join the new team. At the very least, it would make things a lot more interesting gameplay-wise. PS: That looks like a nullpost, would hate to lose an actual post because you forgot to /null, right?
/null

17/30 Starters

6/25 Badge 3 engie x4

+2 engie

Nail Gun AND Chain Gun 3/?

Body Armour AND TM17 3/?

*cough*

___

Mercury opens the PC, takes out a Heatmor, and has it use Gastro Acid on doggy.

I examine the Mind Chalk, lamenting at my lack of a method to create Harpischord at the current moment.

30/30 Expended.

I take one look at Transcendent Dora, and immediately decide that whatever I had intended for this accumulated power can be conducted later, in favor of wiping this abomination off this face of Minecraftia as soon as possible.

I examine the entity formerly called Dora, the energy of thirty posts assimilating into a fiery aura of spatial energies around me. Upon feeling these energies seemingly crawling up my back, I release them in the most sensible manner possible in any way whatsoever.

Of course, that is a blatant lie. I panic upon feeling the strange sensation, and tear a massive hole into the fabric of spacetime. The rift instantaneously springs into motion, tearing blocks around it away into a seemingly endless vortex. Blocks, liquids, and air alike are dragged past the event horizon, likely never to be seen again. Of course, it is not gravity that functions in any manner whatsoever to destroy these objects. Their proportions and forms in space are twisted, mangled, and torn until they are reduced to mere atoms, and forced beyond the rift.

I scrutinize the rift cautiously, attempting to derive some form of meaning from the abyssal hole in existence that it represents. Gleaning nothing in particular, I levitate into the air, glowing with the weak remnants of the spatial power I violently and suddenly expunged from my body. If this doesn't work, I've got no idea how to stabilize this thing.

I extend my thumb and index finger on both hands, before forming a rectangle with the two extremities. The emerald aura grows steadily brighter as everything slides into motion. I whisper a few quick words, and squeeze my eyes shut. There is a flash of lime, and the roaring of the wind being supplanted by the rift abruptly ceases. I immediately open my eyes, to find that the rift has been trapped in a massive sphere of warded glass with a flat base of voidmetal, topped with a disc of the same substance. The rift rages against the inside of the makeshift containment jar, unable to shatter the nigh-invulnerable glass. Now, the question is merely how to weaponize this thing.

I am suddenly struck with inspiration, and draw out the Spellslinger, glinting with the blaze of Space itself all the while. I snap my fingers, and the containment device seems to disappear. I hold out my hand, and a bullet-sized object flies into it, revealing itself to be a severely shrunken version of the containment device and rift from earlier, both sharing power equivalent to that of before, but far more concentrated. I fuel the rift within with any remaining space energies from the charge, and stick the thing inside of a specially-designed hollow runic bullet. Here we are. With a look back to my wand, I note the thing has shifted in form from a wand to a revolver, one far less deudly than any other sorts of guns that it could be compared to, which is acceptable, given that they are the most powerful magnum in existence, and the seven hundred pound solid gold Green Sun-energized machine gun of a universe-annihilating psychopath.

I carefully push up the cylinder latch, and slide the bullet in, attempting to not rupture the thing in any way, which would likely be fatal. I am successful, and I quickly slide everything into position. There's only going to be one shot, obviously.

I grip the handle of the gun tightly, sliding my finger around the trigger. I point the revolver at Transcendent Dora, lining everything up carefully. I utilize the final vestiges of the Space energies to glean some sort of knowledge over Transcendent Dora's bodily structure. Having done so with marginal success, I point the barrel of the gun where Transcendent Dora's heart should be, given that everything is in order. In all honesty, I don't actually need to shoot her in the heart. The rift should deal damage regardless of position. This is just more dramatic.

I keep the Spellslinger trained on Dora, before pulling the trigger. The effect is nigh-instantaneous, the spatial energies of the bullet accelerating it to the speed of light. The most refined form of maelstrom is that which is precise enough to slay not millions, nor billions, but one being. The bullet enters the target Transcendent, and bursts. Immediately, Dora's insides are replaced with a monolithic rift in the fabric of spacetime. Her body is rent to mere atoms as its proportions are warped and torn to the brink of essential (and especially perceptional) nonexistence. The fragments of voidmetal involved in the construction of the bullet choose this time to initiate their function, warping whatever is left of Transcendent Dora into the Void for the remainder of eternity, scattered across the abyss. I place the wand form of the Spellslinger back into my inventory.

~

I take this time to walk over to Crusher, or whoever his main character happens to be. I am firmly of the mind that it is just him, though I might be incredibly and horribly mistaken.

TA: Just for your information, Build is perfectly fine, and isn't dead, in any sense of the word. In fact, I've gotten readings of him landing back on reformed Earth Prime perfectly safely, and returning to whatever life he had before the war.

Hmm now that I think about it, you'll be useful later...

Saying so Hezetor proceeds to take one of the larvae and to eat it, the poor creature initially screams out of fear, but the process doesn't involve killing the creature but is more of an assimilation.

7 Others larvae start their transformation in Drones so we now have 10 cocoons, of wannabe drone.

Zerg Forces: Unit Cap: 0/10.

Overlord: 10,000/10,000 x1 HP. Being Defended by Protettores. Adds 8 to unit cap.

Hatchery: 30,000/30,000 HP. Drone Production: [||]. Larvae: 0 Generates 3 Larvae per turn if not at Unit cap. adds+2 to unit cap

Spawning pool: 8,500/20,000 HP. Gains 8,500 HP per turn. When fully healed for the first time, it becomes functional.

-7 larvae.

Charges

IMTE working on Letuuma 3/40

The result should be an AI capable of giving various bonus to my robots plus an adaptive ability to all of them.

Factory 6/10 +1 Tazz forgot that

Starting a new charge:

Scolippi 1/10
Module || (electromagnetic generator [high intensity low frequency] ) = Module of plasma manipulation (Level 5: 5/6)


Module || (hyper concentrated magnetic field generator && energy field generators) = Module of energy shield manipulation (Level 4: 5/5) Complete!

And since on on the module thing I'll just de istall all of them from the portable Factory.

NOT AN UPDATE. There is going to be an update today, I promise, but this isn't it.

However, here is Guide Section 2.0, as requested. Section 3.2 will come tomorrow, most likely.

Alright, first things first. If you want to have any idea of what's going on in these wars, you've got to know one crucial thing. It pops up everywhere, in the name of the wars, in the name of the game, it's just... Wow. And it's, yep, you guessed it, godmodding. Now, what exactly is godmodding? There are two answers to that question. There's the standard answer, and then there's the answer that applies to these wars.

The standard definition of godmodding, so graciously taken from Urban Dictionary, is in essence when someone’s character has the ability to do practically anything without limits or boundaries. An example is when they simply cannot be harmed by any and all means. Godmodding originated in roleplays and is what you see above. Someone's character is infallible in their judgement, and can block any attack sent at them. And arguing against them is useless. For, you see, they'll just godmod your counterattack away! Of course, this is only for roleplays. And these wars are…Well, in theory, they could ACTUALLY be roleplays but for sake of keeping to things applying within the realms of fiction, this is not a roleplay.

The actual definition of godmodding, as far as these wars are concerned, is when a being can manipulate reality around them to do practically anything without limits or boundaries. It's a lot like the standard definition, but a lot more can be done with it, because it can be done in real life, not just in text. It has to be said: REAL LIFE! If a godmod-capable individual, beyond the roleplay sense, sis threatening to bomb you, take it seriously! Godmodding is especially prevalent in Wide-Open Sandbox games such as Minecraft, Terraria, and the new-ish TvTropes ‘game’, where godmodders learn to manipulate the coding of said games and their near-infinite potential in order to serve their own ends-and quickly gather knowledge of other games more intrinsically as time goes on. Yes, in these cases the godmodders do wind up naturally akin to excellent coders as well. Fortunately for everyone involved, even the strongest known godmodder in history cannot live up to the definition given in roleplay form to the 100% percentile, meaning it is ALWAYS possible, however improbable, to stop them.

Now, in order to actually become a godmodder, there are a few steps, but before anything else, you have to learn that said ‘game’ is not in fact a game, and to stop treating it as such. More recently, due to various factors also explained here, you will also need to either find an artifact of great potential in manipulating reality, or slay the weakest variety of godmodder available. Once you know that and have achieved one of those two following steps, you can basically do whatever the hell you want. Fun, right?

Well, sort of. As always, there are good and bad sides to this. If you have this icky concept known as a conscience, you could probably do great things with godmodding and not abuse your powers! But, let's face it. Absolute power corrupts absolutely, and the majority of godmodders turn to the cookie-offerers and nod, joining the Dark Side. And that is assuming they just weren’t ruffians of an astronomically improbable proportion beforehand! Theoretically, this could lead to hundreds of powerful godmodders ruling over the games of their choice (or warring over the games of their choice).

That has something to do with the Godmodding Scale, which was set in place by the first ever godmodder, only known as Psi. It was initially conceived as a way to keep anyone who followed in his footsteps from traditionally surpassing him, but his successors in the godmodding arts managed to further refine the scale to keep people from ever challenging them and maintaining easy tabs on how dangerous their usurpers-to-be were. The way it works is that all godmodders, once initiating their skills, start at the lowest tier, Alpha (α). Only by besting a godmodder at the next-highest rung than you in combat can you proceed to the next tier, which would be Alpha+ (A). With each tier you gain, the stronger you become-the Alpha + will be stronger than the standard Alpha, and the Beta tier above Alpha+ is stronger than that. Due to a lack of willing subjects, the exact increments are vague at best, but the abstract knowledge is fair enough. This effectively functions as a different type of OP Scale, preventing godmodders of lower ranks, however potent, from reaching their true potential until they’ve ranked up. This has the side effect of making godmodders that would have had a lower potential be able to climb up beyond their natural potential, which certainly wasn’t intended for those who refined the OP Scale, but it’s mostly a moot point.

Once you get high enough on the ladder, you can do truly incredible things and really live up to the definition of a godmodder. But eventually, there's got to be a peak. The highest rung on the standard scale is the Omega+ Tier, reserved only for the most powerful of godmodders. Only two have ever reached this rank, and in all cases except the very first war, they’ve kickstarted all wars previous. They are referred to by the proper noun of Godmodder, and have unlocked the most of their natural abilities in most cases. The entire spectrum of Godmodding abilities is available to these extreme few. In addition, at this level of power there are only a few who can topple him-one cannot defeat him casually, but instead become a bearer of the Legacy that is mentioned in the introduction, becoming a Descendant, though more on those guys later.

There used to be many godmodders, all vying for control of the higher rungs on the Scale. But, during the Zeroth War, a variety of events led to the then-current Godmodder, UserZero, and the now-current Godmodder Godmodder killed them all, ensuring that no one could ever hope to match him in power. As such, he's established a monopoly in the art of godmodding as of right now. Of course, then there's the aforementioned Psi. He WAS the strongest godmodder in existence, prior to his defeat, and created the Godmodding Scale that his successors later refined into the more complicated scale. He also created the Psi-Artifacts in order to fulfill the Psi-Prophecy, ensuring that at least one of his many successors would rise to the title of Psi (or just someone worthy enough), the true highest rank on the scale. That being said, given the nature of the title itself and its nigh-unattainability, this is not an official rank by today’s standards. Still, not even the Omega Plus Godmodder can topple the final rung on the Scale and ascend to their true power-but given how powerful most Omega Plus Godmodders are, most are content with their own levels of power.

So, we've covered the practical origin of godmodding. Like many things, we could trace it back to an older technique discussed much later, specifically the section on Operation; however, on a practical level, this is what you absolutely need to know. We have also discussed what godmodding is and the Godmodding scale. Next section, we're covering the finer arts of godmodding-or at least, all known and commonly practiced Godmodding techniques. Don't believe this old guide? Well, it's in the title.

I heal a random [AZ]/[PG] or a Neutral Entity with my Fountain of life.

Something powerful. 2/50

??? 43/50

Elite Swordmaster 26/30

+2 Twinbuilder

My Items

==Turn 2==
Storm 36/50 (+1 from Generic)
Stone 36/50 (+1 from Generic)

+2 to Erelye.

Finite Improbability Device && Improbability Calculator == Never Tell Me The Odds 6/6 COMPLETE

==Action==

Crystal pulls out a block of diamond, quickly carving intricate shapes into it and filling the grooves with Thaumium. He infuses approximately 64 units each of Potentia, Tutamen, and Praecantatio essentia into it, before quickly taking a taglock from Richard. ("This one’ll be destroyed in the process of using it, no worries," I say to him.) He inserts the taglock into a slot on the block, before tapping a series of points on the pattern. The patterns on the block glow and light up as the taglock dissipates into them, forming a strong shield around the attuned being - in this case, Richard. Should protect him against any more Weegee shenanigans as we work to eliminate him. Ooh, on that note -
Crystal shouts over to Weegee, “Hey! The only thing you’re accomplishing by trying to kill Richard is drawing the wrath of us Anti-Zero people! If you want to live slightly longer, join us and help attack UserZero instead! You just got damaged for about an eighth of your HP in one turn, after all - that doesn’t bode well for you."

==Entities==

The Sketched Deathknight will attack Transcendent Dora with a Black Bolt.

why dora. I summon a green pig.
Green Pig
HP: 1
Can only be attacked by Dora
Abilities:
Self-Destruct: Kills itself. 2 turn charge.
Hey Transcendent Dora, this green pig wants to be a part of you.

Hey, Richard, could I alchemize with that Banhammer v0.8? I might just be able to make something better.



Ender Matrix && Demon Blood Shard = Demonic Matrix (Level ?: 1/?)
Tome of Knowledge Unwritten && Raspberry Pi = The Multinet (Level ?: 1/?)


28/50 Life
3/20 splat tim


+2 to TheDrivingLlama.

23/30 Dangerous Forbidden Technique

18/50 Dark Bowser (Beating Midbus at 38.5 times power and health)

+2 Ire

Elizabeth tosses extremely sharp Tarot cards at Trancendent Dora.

I, since Mercury has been ignoring me, throw him into a portal, to watch with his own eyes the events of September 1st, 2015: The day Minecraftia died. Afterwards, he exits the portal no worse for wear.

"Do you believe me now?"

3/4 Super Mushroom && HGH: Mega Mushroom