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Aperture Science Mashy Spike Plate && Explosive Reactive Armor || Slab of Metal && Large Wooden Shield -> Blastspike Exoskeleton (4/5)
He now decides to go after Zappy... of course, due to not actually being sure what the creature is, his main strategy basically consists of hacking random parts off of it until it looks like it suffered damage. This also means that he's unsure when to stop attacking, eventually reducing Zappy into a series of finely-sliced piles of whatever it happens to be made out of. With some uncertainty, he then sets fire to the ground around Zappy, before walking away, a series of obnoxiously oversized explosions... exploding... behind him.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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User_Zero
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i re-summon the Shadow Flying Cake, and then proceed to toss a Wedding Cake at Weegee.
Useful Summon of Doom 3/25
A somewhat useful summon: 12/20
2+ to AZ;s
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Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Bomber was surprised by the sudden appearance of Soul of the Core. Resembling cerberuses (as in the species, Cerberus being the proper noun form I guess?) the large molten creature wielded an artifact of great power. The Original Traho, probably the most powerful gravity-manipulating object or force in all of reality. Would be great for him, or his allies, to have control of. But he felt he had larger issues to deal with, particularly the forces on the PZ side. Perhaps if he could keep their numbers suppressed, the Soul of the Core would live longer under the control of Serpent. Or, better yet, the artifact would be less likely to fall into the hands of Pro-Zero.
He sensed that Bloodlust was almost finished, and told his Grim Patrons to go attack Deadpool in the mean time. They would never say no to a good fight.
Bomber pulls out Da Shootier Bolter, fresh out of the Alchemiter. The gun now looks more Orky than that of the Imperium of Man, but Bomber quite liked their ramshackle style. The weapon will fire even more rounds, and be even more ridiculously noisy. Bomber points it a Deadpool, who was unpredictable, dangerous, and would be one to respect heavy firepower.
"Aheh, here we go. DAAKKA!"
Da Shootier Bolter let out a large spray of bullets at Deadpool, puncturing numerous holes in him. Other bullets whizzed by, pinging around and killing and unfortunate pigs or cows that happened to be nearby. It also let out an even louder DAKKA sound, resonating across a lot of the area.
doggy silently admires Soul of the Core. He fires his laser upon Deadpool as well. It will do more damage if he attacks Deadpool with his laser again next turn, and so on.
Bonesword || Box of Bone Attacks = Bonesword for Cool Dudes (Level 3: 3/4)
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10/30 Dangerous Forbidden Technique (+1 from Irecreeper)
12/50 Dark Bowser (Equipping Challenge Medals to Mario)
+2 Pit, though why an angel is running a store, I have no idea. Most religions are anti-capitalism...and I know he fears a paradox, too.
Elizabeth changes Persona to Nebiros, and uses Evil Smile (25% chance per enemy entity to affect with Fear). Fear is bad news, 50% chance not to act, and all attacks against are minicrits, just to remind everyone.
I twitch. I smolder.
I think loudly to the force that I know is listening, currently very, very pissed off as a result of said force's actions.
"Some force? I do not appreciate being silenced like that, or talked down to. I know you probably don't care, but I am not inclined to follow orders without reason. I would like to know the reason you were so keen on shutting me up. Besides, future knowledge does not a paradox make, at least not to the levels that Richard losing and dying would create. Unless the rules have changed in the last 10 minutes. Regardless, you yourself created a paradox, when Fseftr as Mercury and engie_ninja as Walker took part of their post to respond to my comment that you decided to silence.
Let me put this into a couple of phrases. You tell me what this Golden God listening in is, and why I should fear him/her knowing more about the future than our actions have already caused, and how telling Walker the effects of Paradoxes and Mercury that the Conflict was the orchestrator of Minecraftia's destruction will teach this Golden God more about the future, only then I will forgo my responses to Mercury and Walker, and stop my efforts to use logic to add more soldiers to our side of the war.
You don't really need to answer this part, even in the unlikely scenario that you answer the other parts. But what the heck are you planning, Narrative? Or The Narrative, if you want to be that picky, Tazz.
Oh well, the plot marches on. Apparently, my bad joke was actually correct: the truth is so powerful it has to be nerfed.
Also, you're wrong. It's not the PMD main theme. You'll find out in a couple months."
OOC, I need to say something quickly, Tazz. Let's take the "Narrative" out of this, that's you writing anyways. You just muted me. That's what happened. If there is a story reason for this mute, that's one thing, but frankly, the 4th wall and the time wall have already been broken to heck and back, so I can't think of a good reason story wise why the information that paradoxes will occur and destroy the world (that has already been mentioned), needs to be kept silent. Literally the only reason I can think is that the all caps bold white text is the Conflict and not the Narrative, and they obviously want to win.
Logic is one of my OC's primary weapons, and you are currently preventing me from using it. As far as your lines as the Narrative go, they are as follows:
CEASETHESPEECHINFRONTOFYOURFOE
THEGOLDENGODMUSTNOTKNOW
FUTUREKNOWLEDGEALONEWOULDCAUSEAPARADOX
YOUKNOWHISENDNOTHISBEGINNING
YOURRANTSAREHARMINGYOURCAUSE
CEASETHEMATONCE
Going down the list, we have stop your speech in front of foe, AKA telling me what to do. Without giving me a reason.
The golden god must not know is currently nonsense, I have no knowledge of the golden god, and no reason to fear it, as I mentioned above. A long list of criteria that I mentioned above must be met before I can consider this a satisfactory reason not to attack.
Future knowledge causing a paradox is ridiculous, as I touched on above; you caused a paradox by muting me, causing Walker and Fseftr to respond to nothing. And yes, they did respond. Uzi covered Fseftr's mouth, but he did respond, and Walker was not shut up at all. And I said nothing that wasn't already mentioned. I mentioned it in my introduction!
For, "You know his end not his beginning". Besides the fact that Richard isn't dead, I never said I knew his beginning. All I said-EVER-was that Richard won this battle, even Uzi admitted that (granted, she said it was because of luck and a bad hand, and I am going to mention to her that she's had more PZs than Richard ever had PGs, but she still said that she lost).
As for your comment about, "Your rants are harming your cause"? Apparently, because I was freaking MUTED for them. That's a self-fulfilling prophecy there. You harm my cause (having fun and destroying UserZero) to tell me that my words which you muted are harming my cause. In character, that makes no freaking sense; my words have helped in the past (my "rants" got Godmodder Soul to self reflect and allowed us to attack his stability meter, if you remember (at least, that's how it seemed. If Twin says that's incorrect, then it's incorrect)), and will, if you allow it, help in the future. As far as harming the cause in character, of keeping a major paradox from occurring, you are the final judge of that. You decide what attacks damage and don't damage Uzi. You decide how much damage entities take from attacks. My follow up would, if nothing else, show Mercury that his employers were the cause of Minecraftia's destruction. You want to stop the speeches for reasons you have not shared (I hope. It's even worse if you lack a reason). Give me one. Why the heck should I agree with you, Tazz?
Okay, I may have been incorrect about it being quick.
One last thought. If this is a bit of story info that we have yet to uncover, then I don't actually want you to answer me. What I need you to do is understand how this looks: someone being shut up for stating facts that have already been mentioned, and that my character, and I, have barely the ghost of a reason not to speak.
If this is a story thread, then the problem is this:
When one makes a story where they are the main writer out of many, they get to write most of the plot. However, side details are written by those other writers.
I'm going to respond to this post via PM, because the editor has literally crashed TWICE in trying to properly respond. Way to go. I'd appreciate it in the future if this gets taken to the Forge Thread, it's still in use. You'll get the PM Post-Update.
It would be in your interests to share the information, as it is not all directed at you. I'm deciding on a less 'explainy' approach. or at least one that doesn't make an unreadable wall of text.
[ASSISTS: +2 from CobaltShade, +2 to CobaltShade again]
[CHARGES: mobile tnt cannon: 4/5]
[ALCHEMIES: none yet]
[ACTIONS: because the alchemy i just previewed wasnt what i was aiming for, i instead just ask the GM what the recipe for a bullet in a bullet in a bullet would be.]
INVENTORY SO FAR:
still nothing...
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A Recursive Bullet^2 then? You'd need, err...Well, to keep it as simple as possible, I'd reckon that's a Recursive Bullet (a Bullet in a Bullet) && a Bullet.
BlowDryer && Nunchuks = Air Blasting Nunchucks (ABN) 2/2 COMPLETED
I swing the Magma Pig Staff at Treeko of the Hoenn starters (I can not remember if it is fully evolved or not). A flaming pig head spewing lava out of its empty eye sockets is launched at it. IT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Air Blasting Nunchucks: Nunchucks that have powerful heated fans on their ends. Usable as a Blowdryer and a bad-guy smasher!
Mega-Blaziken comes to tank the hit instead, rendering it not-so-super Effective. And they are fully-evolved, and Mega'd as well. 3,000 damage!
I steal all of Deadpool's mail with the Mailsnatcher. I then open up a paycheck for infinite money and cash it under my name thanks to THE POWER OF VANDALISM! I then give infinite money to the Captain, since he needs some way to fund all his D-Class personnel.
You find no Paycheck in the mail, as UserZero gave all of that in cold hard cash on the spot!
Woah, Twin. That's what all your time's been going into...
Suppressor Turrets: 2/20
Quick-Fix: 2/6
I assist both of TwinBuilder's charges.
I go up to the bridge and aim down the sights of the Phaserifle. I then spray a few bursts of plasma shots down the bridge towards the enemy, and the bridge suddenly lights up with my plasma bullets! When the glowing stops, some enemies have taken damage.
Seneca hears some whispering. He can't make out who is whispering and what the person is whispering, and frantically looks around. He shoots anything remotely suspicious with the End Sale, random PZ to be exact.
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+2 to generic.
You shoot Deadpool for 5,600 damage! You manage to find the source of the wispering from within the hole: Some odd dark-green ore. The whispers...They are not pleasant Whispers.
The Outlaws: 28/30 ============================== (+1 from ninjatwist) The Winged: 22/30 ============================== (+1 from ninjatwist)
Meowmere || Hammer = Meownir (6/6) COMPLETE!
Scribe's Wands && Rorschach Drop || Blot of Ink = The Spillers (2/?) So what's the level for The Spillers?
+2 to Cobalt.
The Scribe grins immensely. "Perfect. Actually, very perfect. Of course paradoxes can lead to oftentimes inexplicable results. However, I wouldn't say that they backfire, necessarily. Yes, these Pokemon are powered up now. But that shall be dealt with in, oh, three seconds." The Scribe looks to his left, and the door to reality is kicked down. What looks like an intergalactic SWAT force storms through, holding a large array of crystals and rifles. They surround the Battlefield - and the Hoenn Starters.
One of the members of the team speaks. "Clear the area of any innocents! Form a Beta-Formation around the site of this anomaly!" A chorus of "Yes, sir"s emanates from the team as they throw down yellow crystals in a pattern, creating an energized shield that seals off everyone on the Battlefield from the Hoenn Starters, the team, and the Scribe. One of the other members notices the Scribe in the bubble and panics. "Uh, sir? Sir! There is an innocent in the middle of-" The one who spoke earlier raises his hand to stop him. "Stand down, officer. This isn't just any innocent." He walks towards the Scribe with a stern expression, and then the two of them break into laughter.
"Creating a paradox to summon us here? Ha! Priceless! I didn't think you had that in you--" "Careful, Hughes. I'd prefer my identity is kept private around here. And to be quite honest, heh, I didn't think I had that in me either. It took ten of me to preform it successfully." Hughes looks at the Scribe quizzically. "Ten? Surely you don't mean timeclones?" "Yes, indeed. No no no, don't worry. The time loops were all stable and taken care of. Trust me. I know how finicky time can be." Hughes chuckles. "Good. I was hoping you'd learned from the incident in Sector Obelus." The Scribe's expressions darken. "Trust me. I have. Now, to business."
The Scribe turns to look at the Hoenn Starters. The whole team has gathered around the edges of the shield, rifles pointed at the Hoenn Starters - or what's left of them. "In this war, I need all the help I can get. That's why I've forced your hand here. You, the Paradox Avoidance Enforcement Squadron, instantly recognize when a paradox of any kind has occurred. Using your state-of-the-art metaphysical technology, you dispose of the paradox, hoping to minimize casualties. I recognized your talent here, so I made a paradox myself. It almost killed me, but it was worth it. These things were once a batch of creatures from Dimension 493. You know, the one ruled over by the incarnations of time and space? I fused them into this monstrosity. It's weakened, but if it reforms it will grow to be quite strong. I trust you can take care of it quickly."
Hughes grits his teeth. "You've got guts... Scribe. Under interdimensional law I should be dealing with you alongside this thing for willingly creating a paradox. So give me a reason why I shouldn't." The Scribe looks at Hughes. "Barring the fact that we've known each other and become close friends for years, you shouldn't lock me up because I'm dealing with a war that could potentially result in the largest and most concentric amount of paradoxes that you will ever see in your career - a career that could very well end, along with all others, if I lose. If I need you, I'll call you again - and I'll try to not break the law next time."
There's a short pause until Hughes sighs. "Very well. Squadron! Ready your Horizon Rifles!" All of the members of the Squadron hold their rifles parallel to the ground. "Aim your Vanishing Points!" Visors form over their heads, which glow in synch with the scopes on their rifles. Traces appear, streaking through the air and landing on the Hoenn Starters. "Prepare your secondary crystals! The purple ones!" The visors turn a purple hue, and purple crystals blink into existence alongside each of the members of the squadron. Finally, after what seems like an eternity: "Fire!"
In the ensuing carnage, no one could recollect exactly what happened. The Horizon Rifles barely seemed to fire anything at all, making no light and no sound as their projectiles cut through the code of Minecraft. But they had an effect. Their power was to cleanse any corrupted data that it could find, and there was a maelstrom of corruption right in front of them - the Hoenn Starters. The bullets tore through them, erasing their powers borne from paradoxes, and nullifying their existence. After several minutes of sustained fire, the rifles disappeared, and the squadron grabbed the purple crystals next to them. With perfect accuracy, as if they had practiced that maneuver for many an hour, they threw the crystals at the ground near the Starters.
Each crystal shattered into hundreds of pieces, and the debris, sharp and scintillating as a prism, began to glow with a purple light. Soon, their effect became clear as the sharpness and light of the crystals began to literally cut through and blind the Starters' existence. First came the cleansing. Now came the obliterating. Although the word "obliterate" carries with it an image of raw destruction, explosions and brimstone, entities and objects disintegrating nigh-instantly, Michael Bay movies, and the end of the world, this isn't what was going on. The only signs anything was happening were the light and the anguished screams of the Hoenn Starters as their form bubbled and boiled under the scathing light of correction.
At last, the threat was dealt with. The shield dispersed as the Starters were separated back into three badly injured standard Pokemon, not one horrific glob of Mega-flesh. They were more or less the same as before the Scribe's previous attack, with one difference - they had taken even more damage. Hughes and the Scribe shake hands, and Hughes orders his squadron out. They shut the door of reality, and that was that. A perfectly routine procedure, in and out - just business.
Meownir: Have you ever wanted to smash foes with the power of Nyan Cat? Well, now you can, with the Meownir! Infused with powerful Nyan Cat powers, this bad boy not only smashes, it also releases a Nyan Cat with every swing that can do incredible damage and go for extra-long ranges due to its powerful bounce! Plus, it's really really colorful.
Scribe's Wands && Rorschach Drop || Blot of Ink = The Spillers (Level 4: 2/5)
17,000 damage to the Hoenn Starters! If they've survived, for whatever reason they're only separated...I doubt they survived.
i summon a bag of Popcorn behind Weegeewearrrrrr. When UserZero trys to destory it with a huge beam of doom, she instead hits Wegewearrrrrrrr.
Useful Summon of Doom 2/25
A somewhat useful summon: 11/20
2+ to AZ;s
You trick UserZero into obliterating the completely innocent Weegeewearrrrrr and Wegewearrrrrrrr, leaving WeegeeWeArrrr completely unharmed in the process.
13/50 Dark Bowser (Beating Sea Pipe Statue at 38.5 times power and health (takes a long a** time))
+2 Irecreeper
I overhear the above conversation, and respond. If I am still muted, a piece of paper falls from a portal, with an Everything-Proof Shield covering it, with the following written upon it. The paper goes through another portal after the Scribe finishes reading it. If this somehow is destroyed, my rage and willpower combines to override the mute, and say this to the Scribe:
"Not exactly ruled over by the rulers of Time and Space, Scribe. Did you forget the higher power there? Also, make sure those forces are on standby. A couple of minor paradoxes (read: retcons) are undoubtedly going to occur over the course of this battle to prevent another one from occurring."
I take a phone, and call a number-(1-264-4912). I don't say anything, but a large aircraft hovers in the distance, and drops a ladder out all the same. On that rope is...what appears to be a tiny worm. Who proceeds to pull out a massive bomb, and throw it into the middle of the PZs.
Elizabeth uses Ghastly Wail, dealing tons of damage to any feared entity, including allies.
5,000 damage to a Segment on the Air Attack Train!
When my spell failed, an explosive burst of endergy fried a large group of Social Justice Warriors, giving me an opening. I throw an ender pearl in a high arc behind me, then fire the Ender Hook into the air and teleport to the pearl while it is still airborne. I then pull out a Nuclear Snowball and throw it into Weegee, timing it so that my other ender pearl lands just before the snowball detonates to take me out of the blast zone. I then use the Ender Hook to quick-port away from there and over to The Captain. As shown in DTG1, throwing a nuclear snowball at a godmodder turns them into a Nuclear Godmodder, massively boosting their power until that radiation is removed. When that godmodder is attacking Richard, he is going to need a power boost to have a chance. After that, I talk to The Captain.
"Richard is the enemy here. Right now, he is weak. However, if he kills UserZero, it will lead to death and destruction in the future. UNIVERSAL death and destruction. If he is allowed to survive, 3 universes will be utterly destroyed by XK-class scenarios."
"How do I know you aren't just one of UserZero's grunts, trying to trick me into fighting for her?"
"First off, I never said you should fight for her. I just said you shouldn't fight for Richard. Secondly, I have evidence."
"How could one godmodder, even a future Omega+ Godmodder, destroy 3 universes?"
"It isn't just one godmodder. There is an entity, known as The Conflict. Its objective is its name: cause conflict throughout the universes. In order to do that, it (or more precisely, its minion) drove Richard onto the path of godmodding in its effort to have him cause chaos."
"Wait a minute, aren't you causing a Paradox? In fact, you might have already doomed this Universe with your time travel already!"
"First off, even if a Paradox destroyed this Universe, it would still prevent the destruction of 3 Universes later on. Secondly, Paradoxes can be attacked, and defeated. Thirdly, I did not come here without help. Said help comes from the Void, and they have set up things so that the result of this battle creates the new timeline, without a Paradox."
"Help from the Void? Now I know you're lying there. The Void and its inhabitants are neutral in this war."
"One of the results of the same events that destroyed 3 Universes was the death of the Secret Of The Void to The Conflict."
"OKAY, THAT DOES IT! EITHER GIVE ME PROOF OF YOUR STATEMENTS OR TAKE YOUR LIES ELSEWHERE!"
"EXOS, give me the data dump on the end of the Second Godmodding War."
"Affirmative. AI cycles are limited by lack of resources due to destruction of Endergy Core, so this may take some time." (OOC: despite losing the Void Core, EXOS is still a non-entity character, and may end up controlling other (different) entities later on. Remember, it has near-infinite backups, so no matter what happens to the current physical representation of it, it cannot be practically wiped out of existence completely.)
After about a minute, EXOS finally obtains the data on the Second Godmodding War. I send the logs, not just to the Captain, but to everyone else willing to take them.
"That, that was the story everyone knew about the war, at least those that survived it (which number very few at best). But that was not the full story."
*FLASHBACK* (note: may or may not be a parallel universe)
Most of the Descendants were caught by the death of Godcraft. But I was lucky. I survived the death of GodCraft, by dying first. I woke up in Limbo. At the time, I had no idea what was happening. From what I understood later, EXOS had kept up the fight against Project Binary, and some alternate version of me had been created by some weird Mindscape thing.
But I myself was dead. Soon, however, I realized something. The Council Of Nine were endermen. And I had been one of the few notable practitioners of Endermancy, a technique that included the ability to control endermen, such as said Council. But when I tried to control them, I felt something wrong. I felt their sorrow from the deaths of the Secret Of The Void. But I do not feel sorrow, I only feel anger. I had extreme anger against The Conflict for what the monster dared to do. But at the same time, I also knew that I had no chance of defeating the entity in a head-on fight. But there was another way. I knew that the Godmodder was much weaker in the past, before he was an Omega+. But I would not be able to go to the past on my own. I would need the Council's help.
The Void was home to some very powerful artifacts. Very dangerous, but very powerful. I was given one of those artifacts: an Amulet of Endermancy (tip: the one I had in DTG1 was not a true example). Its first power was what got me here. Its second power was mastery of Endermancy, which was a small improvement over before (I was already the strongest known Endermancer). Its third power, though, is to steal power from Godmodders. Every point of damage I inflict (or had inflicted) on Richard, Weegee, UserZero, or whatever other godmodders show up, is extra strength that will make sure that Richard never becomes the Godmodder. Without a source of godmodding ability of my own, this was the only way to stand a chance against the power of the godmodders present.
*END FLASHBACK*
"So there you have it, Captain. Are you still going to side with Richard now? Or will you fight on my side to stop Richard, and The Conflict's plot? That offer is open to any other players out here that wish to end the Godmodding Wars before they begin. Join my side. Join the Anti-Godmodders.
"Wait a minute. If SCP-2317 gets that amulet, bad things will happen. SCP-2317 has devoured at least a dozen godmodders so far, and is only prevented from causing universal destruction by not finding any Alpha godmodders to kill to get on the godmodding ladder. If it obtains the amulet, it will have power rivaling that of the theoretical Psi-Godmodder."
"And now he has a potential to know about it too. EXOS, implement new prime directive: prevent SCP-2317 from obtaining the Amulet of Endermancy at ANY cost."
"Prime Directive implemented. And another inquiry: If we take out Richard (or even get close to it), would that not provoke The Conflict to appear itself and take revenge for us ruining its plan?"
"That is possible, but if The Conflict does appear, it will be weaker due to still being split up instead of having merged, and we could potentially take it out and set its plots back a few thousand years."
(OOC: And for the record, if Deadpool was not listed as an entity until after I lost a post to him (which if it had gone through would have saved it, but no you decided that Deadpool gets to sneak attack posts), still letting him delete posts is incredibly unfair. So blaming me for a sneak attack that unfairly kills an entity is like walking up to a guy, punching him in the face from behind, and then berating him on how he should have defended against it even though he had no knowledge you even wanted to punch him. Granted, this is DTG and unfair things are part of the game, but I don't see any possible way to counter a guy who you thought was still being controlled by you (just under a different side) because it was not added as an entity until after it ruined your action. Feel free to keep EXOS dead though, it wasn't doing anything anyways. But if you make a mistake, try not to hold players responsible for it.)
You know, you really shouldn't take one instance of something happening on as a pattern. WeegeeWeArrrr isn't strong enough to do that-though he ALMOST is, to your credit, but not quite. He generates a radiaton-proof suit to block your Nuclear Snowball instead.
Your attempt to showcase a log of DTG2 glitches out-but fortunately you happened to have a physical copy on-hand, just in case, which the Captain Takes and reads over as you read over other parts of it...
In any case, while you exposit your story to the Captain, your Ancestor notices something behind you and starts backing away from you.
The Captain: From what I've read of this, and from what you've said, You've come a long and painful way, but You've got a long path to travel still, Descendant. The Captain: You are my echo for a reason. I saw in myself all that I was when I fought Psi, and deemed that you could become everything I was then in order to be everything the world needs now. Hence, why I'm still on the fence. The Captain: Of course, from the get-go, I saw, and still see, youthful arrogance in you. The Captain: Youthful arrogance I myself had, and youthful arrogance I had to cleanse myself of when I fought Psi. The Captain: I don't sugarcoat anything, let that be said! The Captain: Which is why I'm going to say that you ought to yourself consider how I fought Psi in the end. How he had to be taken down. The Captain: At some point in the war, me and my comrades were thrown into a challenging, daunting dungeon of another world, made by a PZ, Antares. The Captain: It was supposed to buy them time as we fought through the maze, and hopefully demoralize and kill us off. The former more than the latter. The Captain: That time in that strange, deadly land...It made me realize that just charging in and thinking you can deal with everything alone is suicidal, it'll get you killed within seconds against a Godmodder, any Godmodder. And let's put it into perspective, what I was fighting in there were just plain mercenaries! I nearly got killed by plain mercenaries on my own, what would I be on my own to a Godmodder? The Captain: No, EXOS doesn't count here! I mean, well, others like yourself! Though EXOS is quite handy from what I take of him, you need other Descendants! We fought as a team, and YOU yourself must fight as one as well. The Captain: But more to the point...Your story, I don't care if it's true or false. The Captain: But you need to learn the value of working together with others, my Descendant. The Captain: FAST.
Yeah, that's the OP Scale behind you, in case you were wondering, and of course, it activates right now.
Your Amulet of Endermancy is suddenly struck by a powerful glow of Crimson light, and it envelops you as well! You try to fight back, but you're paralyzed by the power of Nerfing and cannot even think of moving! When it stops, you realize, to your horror, that the third function of the Amulet is now completely nulled, and all the power you took in addition is gone, as if you never took it at all! ((Seriously though, that power is completely ridiculous unless it was so miniscule it wouldn't have actually mattered. Enough hits and you'd have become a Godmodder yourself, which is kind of where I cross the line.))
Regardless of that little hiccup, -15% Bribery, as you were arguing against joining Richard. The Captain picks you up and dusts you off. He shows a bit of favoritism to you, it appears.
Deadpool only screwed over one of your posts, mate, not all of them. EXOS was killed the turn after the post-snipe, meaning you could have easily ordered EXOS to generate a shield and you would have survived. But honestly, let's just bury this matter and get on with business, this was mostly the RNG's fault in the end.
Mercury shoots Daedalus Stormbow M at the Ballon Drake. The combination of arrows being sharp and lightning being... lightning, makes this super super effective.
1,000 damage/-1% Inflation! Yes, this is with the damage bonus from sharp things into account, because if it wasn't this attack wouldn't do damage.
[ASSISTS: +2 to twinbuilder]
[CHARGES: mobile tnt cannon: 5/5!]
[ALCHEMIES: none yet]
[ACTIONS: seeing my charge is complete, i use it now by summoning the mobile tnt cannon! info in the spoiler.]
the mobile tnt cannon is what it says on the tin, but compacted so much it looks like a real world cannon! complete with wheels, to allow it to move around. upon firing, it shoots a single lit tnt at the target, doing damage depending on the temperature mechanic. stats: HP: im not too sure, as this is my first summon..ill try 20,000 HP, nerf or buff if needed. mechanics: 1: the mobile tnt cannon cannot act automatically in the EoTB. it can, however, be used by any [AZ] player, either by saying they use the cannon or using it as part of an attack. 2: temperature: the cannon has a way of changing its damage output in response to overuse/underuse, with the temperature bar:
hot [|||||/|||||] cold
each use of the cannon causes it to gain 2 bars of heat. at the end of each turn, the cannon will automatically cool off by 2 bars of heat. the hotter the cannon is, the lower its damage output, and the colder it is, the higher the damage. damage stats(nerf/buff if needed):
5 heat(full): the cannon locks up and cant be used by anyone for 1 turn to cool off.
4-3 heat: 3,000 damage
2-1 heat: 3,500 damage
0 heat(starts out as this): 4,000 damage
1-2 cold: 4,500 damage
3-4 cold: 5,000 damage
5 cold(full): same as 3-4 cold, but with a minicrit applied due to being at full power.
I proceed to launch deadpool entity into space and beat them up, and launch them back down. He lands in a body of water, almost not living... That's right, he's deadpool!
I tell my soldier to continue attacking random PZ Entities
(Also do my soldiers come back at the beginning or the end of the EOTB)
Fortress:
Fortress Evil = 9%
Soldiers 3/3
Structures:
Base
Shrine
Alchemies:
Holy Flame: Level 3
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Deadpool cringes at your pun! 8,000 damage to Deadpool!
They get added in when the Fortress'es 'turn' is taken in the EoTB, generating a new one after the Soldiers act.
@Pit: Once I had finished some of my initial alchemies, I was going to make a store again. Hm...
Effects that mess up posts get my vote for most annoying mechanics in existence. "Oh, great. My post is gone and there was absolutely nothing I could do about it. Wonderful."
I sneak around the server for a while. The next day, headlines report of a thief stealing all the air from bouncy castles and the Balloon Drake is looking somewhat bigger.
Balloon Drake
HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000. Come at me bro. I've got a billion hp.
Inflation: 100%. Airborn while above 100% inflation. Dies at either 0% or 200% inflation.
Same as before. Whenever it takes damage, reduce inflation by damage taken / 2,000. That's assuming a 30 post entity has about 200,000 HP normally.
Breath of Life: Can be used every other turn. Restores 15,000 HP OR 20% inflation. Cannot self target. Costs 5% inflation.
Law of the Clown Car: kills a Lesser Balloon Whelp and gives the Drake inflation equal to the Whelp's inflation/3
And now, we need to make it a little more complicated.
Spawns in with 3 balloon-omancy eggs, each with their own HP bar. They start with 15,000/30,000 HP. If an egg reaches 30,000 HP (The Balloon Whelp has something that might help with that...), it hatches into a lesser balloon whelp.
Lesser Balloon Whelp:
Inflation: 100%. Takes damage/500 to inflation when hit. Deals low damage.
The Balloon Drake noms Deadpool, provided he didn't die at the EOTB. Otherwise, it attacks the air train. Stealing its air or something.
Do I get to add the plus one to these from my last post? Maybe? I'll assume so because that helps me.
Large cog && Hammer && Tome of Runes && Essence of Light = Coghammer 4/??
Ektoplomatin && Duotine && Evaporator = Duotine gas generator 2/??
+5% Inflation/10,000 HP! The Balloon Drake is now Airborn!
It will do as you say.
Large cog && Hammer && Tome of Runes && Essence of Light = Coghammer (Level 3: 4/4)
Coghammer: "So, you yanked some cogs out of the scrapheap, put it on a stick, painted it a bit and put some runes on them, and now it's a holy weapon? Seems Legit." -Coghammer's Flavor Text.
I've send this to you as a little gift for joining the game. Star Trek and minecraft, together at last. Ive got like 3 minutes to fill the rest of the paper, soo...
DTG is Love, DTG is Life.
Roses are Red.
Violets are Violet.
Though that UOSS Would kick anyone's GORILLA.
Twin Ignored Split so Split cursed at him.
Este poema es muy malo.
Briefcase, I can Read that. Stop Eavesdropping on me.
Project Binary be jealous.
Because Probect Pinary played Pin Artillery with him and won.
And The Employer was just standing here, Honling.
Godmodder X UserZero
Hold on, are they even the opposite gender?
Because The Acolyte is taking Selfies with them again.
Oh, The wonders of the DTG Series.
And just because nobody in the Object Show Community notices this Doesn't Mean any references from it are made. (HEERF to you, 5l1n65h07)
Whew, that was a long sentence. Alright, 3 more paragraphs to go.
I know what you're thinking.
"What the GORILLA is this?!!"
It's called
DEADPOOL WAS HERE. MARVEL WOULD BE PROUD.
I will remember the first day this happened.
Because It was Truly a Fantastic.
If u think u can maik a better poem m9 then 1v1 me.
Because You be jealous.
(PS: If you're reading this, I've just 420-noscoped you. XOXOXO -Σ)
The Sheer Nonsense of the poem sent the Wrath Of Klingon Autocorrect out of control, Damaging Itself before Its Mind was literally blown. At least 6 other entities had a brain hemorrhage from eavesdropping on my poem, causing their next attacks to be much weaker.
Summoning Entity: 6/35
Counter: 6/50
The Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect explodes so violently the other entities forgot what they just saw, but the effect is so violent that you realize it's weakness: English Literature! After all, it all looks like Bad and incorrect Klingon to the Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect, so exploiting that should be wonderful! 20,000 damage to the Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect!
Maniac is about to attack the Soul Of The Core, but is stopped by The L()rd.
If we attack it, it will attack us. Besides, I want t() see what this "S()ul" can d(). It might... help my plan.
What do you mean? The fact that you were ba-
SHUT UP Y()U!
The L()rd slices the wheels of the Air Attack Train. After realizing this does nothing, due to it being airborn, he asks Maniac to do something.
Maniac hijacks the Hype Train for Half Life 3, causing it to prematurely crash into the Air Attack Train.
You destroy the damaged segment, the seventh, splitting off parts of the Train in two...At which point, the smaller, severed half generates a new head and continues flying around! it appears that unless you get lucky enough to hit the segment immediately before the head or the tail segments! It's based off of the Eater of Worlds, apparently...
Gravity… Falls…
When gravity falls and earth becomes sky…
Oh no. This is bad! Essence of the Destroyed, use Flooding of the Dead on one of the Soul of the Core's heads… We must stop this…
Bane of Lapis && Journal #-1 = Tome of Knowledge Unwritten (Level 4: 4/5) Hammer && Richard Taglock = ? (Level ?: 1/?)
23/50 Life (+2 from TheDrivingLlama)
+2 to TheDrivingLlama.
1 Demon Blood Shard 1 Raspberry Pi 1 of any book 1 Empty Taglocks 1 Richard Taglock 1 Popcorn Bane of Lapis Ender Matrix Journal #-1 Black Hole in a Jar 18 Bedrock^2 Ingots
Hammer && Richard Taglock = The Banhammer v0.8 (Level 30: 1/31)
Richard looks at the preview of the Hammer, interested...Sadly, it seems to be depowered, as Richard isn't as powerful as he was in DTG2. Nevertheless, he uses some Godmodding sorcery to quickly make the Banhammer v0.8.
Banhammer v.0.8: A massive mallet with a black hammerhead taller than the average Minecraft Avatar! It's got dark red lines running through it as well, and the whole thing courses with Godmodding energy! It's as powerful as it looks, but unfortunately Richard's power isn't as much as Uzi's right now.
No one hurt my doggy or you will be brutally murdered.
ANYWAY, Duality: 25/25. Complete! I use Duality to summon the Duality Armor onto the Soul of the Core.
Duality Armor: ~135k HP, according to generic. Takes attacks for all parts of the Soul of the Core, but does not negate Gravitational Pull. If atomicAmiable is currently in control, the Duality Armor will reduce player attack power against it by 20%. If antimatterAugury is currently in control, the Duality Armor will reduce entity attack power against it by 20%.
Narration: 1/50.
Redstone Magic Scepter: 3/6.
aa whips out her Redstone Torch Machine Gun and blasts a large trench around the Soul of the Core to guard it against attacks. She orders the Soul of the Core to stay neutral except when attacked, and when that happens, to retaliate viciously.
It would kind of help me differentiate what's going on if you put who's in control in your posts, because I don't know who's who and I'd want to keep track. Until then, I'm going to assume it's 20% Player damage right now. Duality summoned onto the Soul of the Core!
Snuggie && Porcupine = Most Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 1/?
I impale the ground beneath me with my Magma Pig Spear. The pig mouth flies open and starts exerting its control over magma. As the head vacuums in lava, the glorious sounds of oinking accompanies the attack. The Pigman army is coming in defence of their new lord, the Crispy Bacon King (referring to the mounted pig head).
Snuggie && Porcupine = Most Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) (Level 15: 1/16)
Pigmen summoned! Except, UserZero mind-controls them to her side, easily overpowering the Magma Pig Staff!
Redstone Torch II Redstone II Iron Sword = Charged Blade 1/???
Areos, Swordsman 1/5 (/null Neo died so suddenly? Daww, crap.)
Neo Ultima 6/15
Dominus Knight attempts to scratch the body of the Soul of the Core with his sword.
I attempt to drink the Lemon-Lime Gatorade of Animated Blobbiness, making an annoying slurping sound in hopes of also hurting Uzi!
Calzerb attacks the Head of the Soul Thingy with his staff!
They will do as you say!
Firebrand: It's a sword, made from the finest iron from the depths of the Nether, and it's perpetually on fire. You can't go wrong here, unless the enemy is fireproof and somehow immune to swords.
Project M05-NetHack.exe (26/40) (+2 from tc2142, +2 from Twin)
+2 to Serpent
Action
I pull out an octagonal basalt wand, forty-three centimeters in length. Inscribed on its length in the Cobalt Shade Corporation Squarecode is ⊟▣◫ ▧▣⊠ ⊡⊞◪ ◨◨▧ ▧⊠ ◫⊠⊠, which translates to "Cobalt Shade Corporation Wand of Shielding". I zap it at the Soul of the Core and it immediately gains three shields around it which will each take one attack from an entity.
This server has every mod in existence, seeing as so many people are just travelling in time willy-nilly, the godmodders are assumed to have that power too, and have installed mods from 2015, including tinker's construct for 1.7.10 and extra utilities for 1.7.10 (latest version as of now ie 2015).
Alchemies
The Cursed Blade Kikoku (+7 physical dmg, +2 divine dmg, +4 armor piercing) || The Bane of Pigs(21,474,836 physical dmg) = The Bane of Godmodders(1/6)
The Bane of Godmodders is a weapon that (hopefully) will even be able to do lots of damage to the Godmodder (notice the 'G').
I'm obviously on Richard's team.
+1 charge to anyone who wants it.
also, would you MSPA readers click on the like button for me? I'd like to know how many of you there are, playing this 1337 game.
It does basically have every mod in existence.
The Cursed Blade Kikoku || The Bane of Pigs = The Bane of Godmodders (Level -1: 1/-1)
I examine Bestal's "Spatial Rending and Other Useful Space Magic Techniques", reading through the tome for anything of interest.
Now, there's some other megalithic beast we get to killmurder over a short period of time, this time neutral. Excellent.
50/50 Expended.
I look at the Soul of the Core, attempting to decide what I might do to it with my temporary exponential increase in power. However, I am interrupted by a ringing noise coming from my computer. I sigh, clicking the Trollian tab.
-AND THUS A GREAT SNIPPING OCCURED AT THIS LOCATION, THOUGH LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I AM AWARE THIS TARGETED THE SOUL OF THE CORE'S HEADS THREE-
(Yes, that was all part of the 50 post charge there.)
Spatial Energies && Blank Spell Tome = Bestal's "Spatial Rending and Other Useful Space Magic Techniques" (6/6!)
NEW: Antique Sword && Note Block && Metronome (1/???)
(+2 to Generic)
(Spatial) Maelstrom 21/30 (+2 from Crystal) //////////////////////////////. (Scarlet) Sunslammer: 50/50! (+2 from Crystal) ///////////////////////////////////////////////////
The intense Gravity of the Traho has more of an effect than you could conceivably predict. Namely: it's more than just physical matter it can affect. The intense gravitational pull, you note, is so incredibly strong that all of your sorceries are suddenly dragged to the Body-warping the magical as well as the physical, compressed against it so hard that it literally repairs the damage it does. The insane defensive properties of Traho on top of Serpent's most recent charge means that any player attack against the Body is literally going to do no damage at all until she switches to her alternative persona, whereupon Entity attacks will fail.
Fortunately for you, only so much of this blast gets sucked into the Body, doing nothing. The rest slam all three heads at once for 18,000 damage each! He's glaring at you. He's grinning.
Bestal's "Spatial Rending and Other Useful Space Magic Techniques": A book on any and all novice to expert-level Spatial techniques you can think of. Well, almost all of them, sadly this is only a few steps up from a standard spatial tome, though by all standards its still quite informative. It tends to specialize in how to enchant/infuse objects with Spatial power.
You don't pick up anything particuarily noteworthy aside from a few insights and random spells I'm sure you'll come up with later, with one exception: The Author himself is Bestal Isota, who apparently was involved in creating a 'series of powerful magical weapons as a test to several magical crafting theories.' He specializes There are apparently twenty-four books in the series, and you have Book #9.
UNDER HEAVEN DESTRUCTION: 35/50 (+2 from Fseftr, +2 from UserZero)
Best Pun Ever: 8/50
+2 to Fseftr
Handgun && Phantom Essence -> Phantom Gun (3/3)
Aperture Science Mashy Spike Plate && Explosive Reactive Armor || Slab of Metal && Large Wooden Shield -> Blastspike Exoskeleton (3/5)
Walker stares at the Soul of the Core for a few seconds, before deciding that it's really not worth the risk of going after. Besides, why take that thing down when it'd be so much more fun to, say, torture the hell out of the Dominus Knight, who really doesn't look all that well protected... So of course, Walker charges right up to the Dominus Knight, pulls out the I Don't Even Know Yet, and runs him through with it, spins around, slashes off his armor, then pulls out the recently-acquired Phantom Gun and pistol whips the Dominus Knight right in the face, crushing helmet armor if present. He then slashes upwards, tossing the Dominus Knight into the air, blasts him full of bullet holes, links the holes together via slashing open gaping wounds, and slam-dunks the Dominus Knight into the ground. Literally. As in, the Dominus Knight is now partially embedded in the battlefield itself. Walker decides to take the moment to crush the Dominus Knight's knee with his bare fist, tear out a few tendons, and impale his ankle, before casually strolling back to the PZ side of the field.
Y: Thinking I can't tell the the difference between a potion and a poton... Isn't that kind of... offensive?
The same SJWs that attacked Nimbleguy let out a vicious war cry if about tolerance and proceed to tear Deadpool to pieces and throw every piece into a fire in an eerily ritualistic manner.
Y then offers The Captain his backup meteor staff.
After having moved the Sun of 500 000 km to the right Hezetor is now happy to see that at least his telekinetic ability has not been weakened.
The orb of pure energy is telekinetically keep at 50cm under the throne.
The two blocks of iron are shrunk to just 20³ cm and starts to rotate around the orb.
Hezetor then descends from the approximately 8000m he was so that can receive his soon to come guest.
To begin I'll provide some general information about zergs:
As the starcraft wiki says well: "The Zerg Swarm is a terrifying and ruthless amalgamation of
biologically advanced, arthropodal aliens. Dedicated to the pursuit of
genetic perfection"
Zergs are guided by an hivemind, this supreme collective has changed through their history. (for now we can just ignore this I might summon the Overmind later)
They are capable of evolving acquiring genetic materials from others species.
No zerg can die of old age and all of them have a healing factor (regeneration).
Their alpha amino acids possess unique R groups that allow dead cell
matter to be combined with normal proteins to create new cells. Under
normal circumstances, zerg may regenerate indefinitely.
This is what I tough was relevant for the moment.
Let's give more informations about the Hatchery:
This is the base zerg structure, as all zergs unit/structures recovers hp over time.
The hatchery will produce larvas every turn. (larvas are the most basic zerg unit, they transform in workers or warriors)
And yes the hatchery products larvaes fast 1 every 15 seconds to be precise.
Will not get more than 3 larvas in a given moment by itself (so will auto produce larvas up to 3).
The hatchery can mutate into a Lair a stronger version that allows more upgrades for all zergs units.
Will expand the creep around itself (not much let's say a 15 m radius)
Now about the creep:
The zerg creep is technically a living organism that has the purpose of nourish zerg structures that are actually big organs that need proper food.
So every zerg structure needs to be over the creep, the removal will start to cause damage over time to the structure.
The creep allows all zergs units that are able to walk to move faster (In this game I suppose it is pretty pointless)
It is possible to remove it with explosives and fire, but his hight regenerative ability make the removal just a momentary solution.
and Larvae (larva):
Despite they relatively low hp they have an incredible "armor" making them incredibly hard to kill.
They are not capable of moving around a lot so will just stay next to the hatchery.
The destruction of the creep or of their hatchery does not mean their destruction and since not careful players usually forgot about them a few larvaes can restart a zerg force.
Under the orders of a Overlord (or others zerg commands unit) a larvae will enter a gestation period where will mutate in the desired zerg creature. (this takes more or less time but at least 1 turn I suppose [out of zerglings the weakest unit])
Aaaand Drones:
They have low hp and not so much armor as the larvaes.
These are the basics worker of the zerg swarm, capable of attaching with their weak claws.
Are capable of mutating in any zerg structure given time.
So Tazz zergs should be fast to produce but weak in terms of HP.
If the hatchery is working properly will start to produce 3 larvaes in 1 turn and will start to slowly extend the creep.
All the Protettoris will enter the defensive state (so they get more damage reduction) all but one that will attack a PZ unit so that I can see how much damage it does.
Module || (hyper concentrated magnetic field generator && energy field generators) = Module of energy shield manipulation (Level 4: 2/5)
Hoo boy. This may actually get complicated enough that I may have to ask you to tone it down some, but as it stands I'm OK with this, though a lot of those things you've mentioned won't be too relevant. Let' say that you started out with a drone-in production already. It will also start extending the Creep after this turn is over, which will (due to mutations) allow the structures and creep to move, meaning the Terrain will turn to Croach, which gives all Zergs a small evasion chance.
Y destroys the Essence of the Destroyed by dropping the Wikipedia page for Deconstruction onto it, before giving the injured Soldier a Potion of Instant Health.
By the standards of Neo-Geraldian algebraic proofs, regardless of what Uzi does (seeing as this is a direct reaction to my actions, not her reactions) this means that either:
A.) Uzi now possesses a hot dog for a head.
B.) Uzi is incapable of licking her own toenails whilst juggling a frying pan greased in liquid flesh.
C.) Uzi is now a half-robotic potato capable of human speech.
This also means that:
If A is true, either:
D.) That hot dog is severed from Uzi's neck, and left in stagnant cart water for nine months until it is sold to a hungry biker on a trail somewhere in the state of Indiana, who promptly eats it, after applying pickle juice, of course, along with rancid mustard. This guy is a fan of sulfur and pickle juice, you see.
E.) The hot dog boils in the sun regardless of heat or presence of solar bodies, and is discarded, leaving Uzi headless.
F.) This hot dog specifically is a religious symbol to the people of the city of E'Varie Tluptos, who promptly descend from the heavens, and demand it back, resulting in a lengthy struggle wherein the hot dog is pried from Uzi's neck, and dragged away quietly.
If B is true, either:
G.) This show of dishonor is vastly offensive to one Howard Fitzgerald of the neighboring land of Nevarode, who immediately takes out his twenty frying pans coated in flesh, and begins juggling them whilst licking his toenails effortlessly, the damage to Uzi's self-esteem after being easily beaten at something like this dealing physical damage.
H.) A frying pan somewhere in the universe absorbs liquid flesh and radioactive material, and becomes the superhero Fleshpan, whose not-necessarily-phallic epithet terrifies every criminal out on the street, until they come to associate the sound of a cow licking its own eyeballs noisily with the destruction of all crime. Fleshpan flies to the server, and challenges Uzi to a watenhaser duel. Uzi, not knowing what a watenhaser is, instantly fails, and is beaten profusely by Fleshpan, who flies off into the distance, likely never to be seen again.
I.) Uzi, despite being unable to preform this particular set of actions, is set up by her greased-frypan-juggling-toenail-licker coach to go to the national finals. She surprisingly beats the first contestant to challenge her. This makes her rather overconfident, and she challenges the nearest person quite brazenly. This person turns out to be the reigning champion at the sport, Sir Robert Ivorywick, Jr. of Greater Bristol. Needless to say, the competition (which includes dueling with sharpened titanium matches whilst licking your own toenails and juggling frying pans greased in liquid flesh) is over quickly, in Ivorywick's favor.
If C is true, either:
J.) A group of famous scientists from the nation of Havania land on the server, and capture the talking potato with minimal effort, and store it in a museum, where it is to be displayed unto the end of time, left to wither away. Uzi breaks out, but the trauma is tangible.
K.) This talking potato is found on the streets by none other than Steven Spielberg, who was on the prowl for inspiration, as he had been selected to direct the next Indiana Jones movie in an alternate dimension where there were two movies in between The Last Crusade and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, this being the second. This first was rather successful, and Spielberg has quite a high standard to hold his film to. As such, he decides to use the potato and its half-robotic qualities for several scenes. Long story short, it ended up getting shot a lot by Harrison Ford and guest star actors Ian McKellen and Ewan McGregor, who are in this film, for whatever reason. Spielberg and the rest of the film crew burn the potato in a campfire the day the movie is released. The movie makes millions, and is titled Indiana Jones and the Tuber Invincible on the day of release.
L.) The potato's half-robotic scent is picked up by a campire. Not a campfire, no. A campire. Campires are notoriously vicious vampire-campfire hybrids, obsessed with eating things live, and obsessed with robotics. The campire lord sinks his fangs into the potato's robotic half, and its density sort of... just decreases exponentially. The potato itself is then worshipped for several months by the campire and the rest of his campire coven, until it is eaten ceremonially on the eve of Yannameade. I disapprove, shaking my head. The entire campire coven suddenly ascends to the position of campire lord, after experiencing a sudden loss of up quarks in their bodies. They must all consume burnt firewood once a week, or else the local superstitious town will send an angry mob to slaughter them. They all eat firewood, and die of massive indigestion. The original campire lord regurgitates up the remnants of the potato, now a mass of fibers and starches, before curling up and dying.
If all OR none of the first three options were true, Uzi has become a waffle coated in vinegar, which is swiftly gobbled up into the snout of a hungry Snuffletrot, which are notorious for their waffle-stealing tendencies, and their vinegar addictions. The Snuffletrots scamper away.
If any of the above occurred (and at least one did, I assure you), then I get angry at Uzi for not giving me a soft pretzel (which she could never have given me). This means BOTH:
M.) Uzi is a walnut. Azathoth disapproves. Therefore, Uzi is now a walking, talking replica of herself made entirely of walnuts. Both Azathoth and I approve, and she falls apart. I approve with a thumbs up. She reforms, but all of her blood has been replaced with terrible soda.
N.) Uzi is suddenly assailed by a number of Ancient Havaldian (Havald borders Havania, famous for its football team, competitiveness with neighbors, and scientists, just saying) American football players. They demand she explain how exactly these people know what American football is, despite being from 1000 CE. She is unable to do so, because her brain is suddenly composed exclusively of spider eggs, which all hatch and devour her insides graphically, dealing no damage, but releasing large amounts of sleep toxins. The Ancient Havaldians play a game of football with her unconscious body, somehow managing to both throw and kick her. The second Ancient Havaldian team wins, with a score of 386.597, 41.6054 points greater than the first team's score, which was unbiased, as the referee flipped a seven sided coin beforehand. These numbers come to life and assault Uzi after jumping off of the scoreboard, and taking physical form. Uzi survives, but is smashed by the incarnation of logical football rules when she realizes that the two teams were completely arbitrary, and that I never specified anything about them specifically.
These both occur simultaneously, and the sheer improbability and impossibility of the situation causes Uzi to explode into raccoons wearing parachutes exclusively on their fifth arms whilst also singing the jolly tune of N'gha Ah America & Y-e.
NEW: Antique Sword && Note Block && Metronome (2/???)
NEW: Mind Honey Jar && Ritual Chalk (1/???)
The Curse of Repetetiveness protects her! It appears that the Cuils attack is already done for damage via extreme abstraction from reality, rendering her immune (sadly)! The last bit still happens, though, and all of them quickly attack you with their Kazoos of Much Impalement and Farting before reforming into UserZero harmlessly.
Mercury uses a vacuum cleaner on the balloon whelp.
He then tosses TT2000 three Critical Gift Ms.
For joining the PZs.
You manage to stick the Balloon Drake to a Vaccum Cleaner, but this doesn't really do much of anything except make you lose a Vaccum Cleaner when the Baloon Drake flies off.
You give TT2K the Critical Gifts! He may use them at any time.
Crystal looks around, searching for something to do, before he notices the Lemon-Lime Gatorade/Red Bull Colegmerate. He immediately jumps in surprise - he thought the Colegmerate died! - and blasts the Blob with a massive gush of crimson oblivion energy from the Wand of the Empty Set.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will target the Winged Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade with a Black Bolt.
Finite Improbability Device && Improbability Calculator == Never Tell Me The Odds (Level 5: 1/6)
Hamburger && Cuil Measurement Device == Godmodder Damage Memorial (Cuil) (Level 50: 1/51)
...Conglomerate. I cannot spell that word for the life of me. Regardless, 5,000 damage to the WAGRBC
I respawn, and face towards Weegee. I then decide to have a bit of fun with him, and make him play my Mario Maker level! I pull out a contract, and he signs it, agreeing to play! However, he falls for his own ploy; in nearly microscopic text, it says that for each time he dies, he loses 1 HP! He shrugs and says something about being too good at Mario to die, and goes to play my level. Said level is called "KAZIO DEATHTRAP". He gulps, and starts playing the level.
The first thing he notices is a simple jump over a pit. Knowing that it's called "deathtrap", he quickly bumps an invisible block and retreats back to safety. He then goes on the block, and clears the pit. He then is confronted by a whole gauntlet of Piranha Plants and Lakitus! He runs through the gauntlet, dodging fireballs and raining beasts. And then he's confronted with a two walls; perfect for wall-jumping! He then runs in to evade my gauntlet, but fails to notice the off-screen Thwomp. It promptly crushes him, causing his first death. On his second run, he evades the Thwomp, and enters a part where he must grab a Bom-omb, and with perfect timing, throw it into a tiny gap to hit a P-Switch while saws storm in from every direction! He nails the throw right away, and climbs the stairs now there from the P-Switch.
However, as he rushes up the stairs, Thwomps start raining from the skies! He dodges every single last one, and attempts to make a wide jump! However, he smashes his head into an invisible block, and falls into a cluster of saws and Bowsers. Needless to say, he dies. When he starts his next attempt, he flawlessly makes it to the end of the level! He falls down a spiked shaft laden with coins, and sees the flag!
...which just so happens to be blocked by a wall of spikes, with no way over. He stares at me, and has a realization; the whole level was a ploy! While he stands there and yells at me, he fails to dodge the rain of saws I had planted to kill idle players there. He then starts back at the start. At the spawn, he then bumps an invisible block to the side, revealing a vine. After scaling the vine, he heads through a door, and ends up appearing three feet from the flag. He then proceeds to win the level. His next course of action is to slap me halfway across the battlefield, and light my Wii U console on fire. However, the console explodes, causing him to take the damage that he'd take from dying in the level!
Weegee has Blast Protection (insert arbitrarily large number here)!
Please tell me this level exists. I don't have a Wii U but I just must see video footage of this event.
I get an army of friendlies to dance on the soul of the core.
Quote: 30/50 (+1 from Twin)
Making the chicken...: 16/50 (+1 from Twin)
+2 to Twin
Your friendlies squish themselves on the Soul of the Core's armor, such pressure being applied to them that they quickly become indistinguishable from the Armor itself.
An anvil falls from the sky, landing on the Winged Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade(etc.) Normally this wouldn’t hurt an amorphous blob of liquid, but it turns out the anvil is filled with thermite! It heats up to massive temperature, boiling the Blob away.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will target the Winged Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade(etc.) with a Black Bolt.
The Anvil arcs to nail the Soul of the Core's body, which takes no damage as the Anvil harmlessly flattens onto his armor.
The Outlaws: 30/30 ============================== (+1 from tc2142) The Winged: 27/30 ============================== (+2 from jondanger, +1 from tc2142 and MZ)
Scribe's Wands && Rorschach Drop || Blot of Ink = The Spillers (3/?)
The Scribe grins at FBSN. "There's a reason it's called Dimension 493."
-BIG OLD SNIPPERINO-
Cerberus: [AZ] HP: This will be a bit complicated, more on that in a bit.
This thing is a freak of nature, a horrific fusion of a seemingly normal Wither Skeleton with the Wither itself. It's very powerful, and since it has four heads, it can only be killed when all four of them are defeated. Each head has its own HP bar, just like other multi-segment entities. Cerberus has several powerful attacks at its disposal, some of which are more effective the more heads there are. Unlike Octothorpe, Cerberus will remain loyal to the Scribe no matter what, since the Wither (and by extension, Cerberus) will relish the chance to fight UserZero, a being of power.
ATTACKS:
Ejection: The heads of Cerberus fire Wither Skulls at an enemy which explode at them, dealing moderate damage. Each live head fires a Skull, which means that if all heads are alive, the attack deals x4 damage than if only one head is.
Eruption: The heads of Cerberus create massive columns of flame that deal moderate damage and deal more damage depending on how many Heads there are. In addition, if an enemy attacks Cerberus that turn, there is a 75% chance they will be Burned for 2 turns.
Disruption: The Nether Star in Cerberus' chest creates a powerful shockwave of energy that deals high damage to an enemy and gives a 33% chance to Confuse said enemy for 2 turns. Can attack multiple enemies at once, but will deal less damage and will have the same chance for Confusion.
Conjunction: The spikes on Cerberus' collarbone will create twin jets of blue electricity that will hit an entity each for moderate damage. Has a 25% chance to hit twice, and gives a 66% chance to Paralyze the enemies for 1 turn.
Ignition: The heads of Cerberus fire at the ground and create columns of flame that lift Cerberus upwards, dealing damage to an enemy below and letting Cerberus attack another enemy from above for high damage. Since Cerberus is airbone and protected by flame, if an enemy attacks him that turn, there is a 66% chance they will miss.
Condition: The Nether Star in Cerberus' chest uses its power to help 2 random allies, giving them one of several helpful status effects for three turns. Strength, which will give minicrits: Speed, which will give a chance to dodge attacks, Regen, which will give a regen to HP, or Resistance, which will give increased defense. This attack can be used in addition to any other attack.
SPECIAL ATTACKS:
Eviction: The heads of Cerberus detach from its back and shift into a massive flaming sword that carves through an enemy, dealing high damage. The more heads that are active, the more damage the attack will deal. Takes three turns to charge.
Distinction: The heads of Cerberus close their eyes and the ground around Cerberus rumbles, lifting from the earth. From beneath, a massive plume of fire spews forth that washes over everything, cleansing an enemy in its power. The attack is unique in that the fire gets more powerful and deals more damage if less heads are alive. Takes four turns to charge.
PASSIVES:
Revive Kills Zombie: Allies should hurt Cerberus if they want to heal it.
Withering Away: Every attack Cerberus makes has a 20% chance to, no matter what, inflict the Wither status effect on an enemy, which (in case you don't remember) deals damage over time and prevents them from healing. This chance goes up as Cerberus' heads are destroyed, going up 20% with each destroyed head.
Desperation: When only one head is alive, Cerberus will gain a 33% chance to minicrit no matter what, and Condition will be able to effect three allies at once.
I start a new charge. To start, Cerberus uses Eruption on an enemy and Condition on two allies.
The Relative: 1/50 ================================================== [DATA ENCRYPTED]
Cerberus is summoned! The Soul of the Core is unimpressed with the display and dissapointed with the name.
Aperture Science Mashy Spike Plate && Explosive Reactive Armor || Slab of Metal && Large Wooden Shield -> Blastspike Exoskeleton (4/5)
He now decides to go after Zappy... of course, due to not actually being sure what the creature is, his main strategy basically consists of hacking random parts off of it until it looks like it suffered damage. This also means that he's unsure when to stop attacking, eventually reducing Zappy into a series of finely-sliced piles of whatever it happens to be made out of. With some uncertainty, he then sets fire to the ground around Zappy, before walking away, a series of obnoxiously oversized explosions... exploding... behind him.
Zappy is a flying fish from what I gather. 7,000 damage to Zappy as the last bit doesn't harm it at all due to Zappy flying!
The Quartz Rose somehow flings itself towards the Soul of the Core, and you barely yank it away before it merges with the Armor like a lot of other stuff.
i re-summon the Shadow Flying Cake, and then proceed to toss a Wedding Cake at Weegee.
Useful Summon of Doom 3/25
A somewhat useful summon: 12/20
2+ to AZ;s
The Shadow Flying Cake immediately winds up compressed against Traho to the point where, in effect, it IS Traho. And no, that doesn't mean you control Traho, it's just so compressed it's indistinguishable from the rest of the armor.
Weegee gets a face full of cake, then turns you into a Weegee while WeegeeWeArrrr watches safely from the background.
Bomber was surprised by the sudden appearance of Soul of the Core. Resembling cerberuses (as in the species, Cerberus being the proper noun form I guess?) the large molten creature wielded an artifact of great power. The Original Traho, probably the most powerful gravity-manipulating object or force in all of reality. Would be great for him, or his allies, to have control of. But he felt he had larger issues to deal with, particularly the forces on the PZ side. Perhaps if he could keep their numbers suppressed, the Soul of the Core would live longer under the control of Serpent. Or, better yet, the artifact would be less likely to fall into the hands of Pro-Zero.
He sensed that Bloodlust was almost finished, and told his Grim Patrons to go attack Deadpool in the mean time. They would never say no to a good fight.
Bomber pulls out Da Shootier Bolter, fresh out of the Alchemiter. The gun now looks more Orky than that of the Imperium of Man, but Bomber quite liked their ramshackle style. The weapon will fire even more rounds, and be even more ridiculously noisy. Bomber points it a Deadpool, who was unpredictable, dangerous, and would be one to respect heavy firepower.
"Aheh, here we go. DAAKKA!"
Da Shootier Bolter let out a large spray of bullets at Deadpool, puncturing numerous holes in him. Other bullets whizzed by, pinging around and killing and unfortunate pigs or cows that happened to be nearby. It also let out an even louder DAKKA sound, resonating across a lot of the area.
doggy silently admires Soul of the Core. He fires his laser upon Deadpool as well. It will do more damage if he attacks Deadpool with his laser again next turn, and so on.
Bonesword || Box of Bone Attacks = Bonesword for Cool Dudes (Level 3: 3/4)
10,000 damage to Deadpool!
They'll do as you say!
The Captain is still swerving towards the AZs, though the thought of Richard becoming worse than Psi ever was is quite haunting to him…But yet, UserZero is even worse! Or at least more sociopathic than Richard, supposedly, will become.
The Crimson scale remains stalwartly ominous. It’s going to do its thing next turn. Whatever that thing is.
The Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect attempts to lob a massive Klingon dictionary at the Air Attack Train number 1, but the Book swerves into Traho, dealing 1,000 damage to the Body of the Soul of the Core! (Note, misdirected attacks do not count towards attacks made against it, only deliberate attacks). It gains a Stack of Gravcrush!
The Soldiers can’t coordinate exactly, but they recall Proof insisting on attacking random PZs, so they fire upon the 2nd Air attack train’s head and destroy it! It gets another, of course. The Wisp kind of taps the remaining Air Attack Train on the head, dealing 2,000 damage! Octothrope decides on a whim to use Ink Rally, of all things, as it’s not Hostile, merely Neutral. It empowers the Soul of the Core, the Grim Patrons (the Minicrit will nullify the Anti-Auda debuff here) and the Hoenn Starters, assuming the last group survives! It then actually dies, or retreats, or whatever this thing would do in this instance.
WeegeeWeArrrr is keeping back and working on another Godmodder-damaging attack.
Deadpool decides to get a head start and gleefully attempts to murder the Patrons just like he usually does! Unfortunately, for the first time in his life (and soon to be the last), the Grim Patrons are NOT just some random nameless grunts, and indeed, one of them is a powerful Warlock! He proceeds to summon an incredible DOOMGUARD, which he practiced on for five hours last night! It can’t go wrong, he thinks! Clearly, it goes wrong, as it summons Lord Jaraxxus instead, and the whole Wilfred Fizzlebang/Lord Jaraxxus meeting occurs, until Lord Jaraxxus realizes that, with that insane amount of Grim Patrons, he’d actually be killed, so they manage to order him to kill Deadpool instead. Deadpool gleefully jumps, guns blazing, onto the Eredar Lord. Jaraxxus promptly responds with a Demonfire blast so ridiculous it atomizes Deadpool (he’s so dead his regeneration can’t even happen) AND the Grim Patron! The Warlock Grim Patron quickly manages to despawn Jaraxxus before Jaraxxus starts spawning in Infernals to turn the tides-he knows when to quit the horrifying demon summons.
The Sketched Deathknight casts a Black Bolt at the WAGRBC for 7,000 damage! The Shadow of Limbo chips in for 4,000 more, and Zappy contributes with another Fin Boomerang for another 4,000 more (also gaining him +1 to both charges). The Stray Phoenix heals for 5,000 HP and un-murders one of the non-poisoned Balloon-omancy Eggs for 5,000 HP as well. The Chipian Soldiers pump 5,000 pounds of pure DORITOS MOUNTAIN DEW flavor into the WAGRBC, which turns it into the WAGRBDMDC, which is unfortunately too much acronym for the poor thing, and it dies! doggy notices the dead-ified nature of Deadpool and decides to learn from the Soul of the Core, the most dog-like thing available, gaining enough control over Gravity to attempt to use Terminus, it’s 5-round charge instant kill special! Lord Calzerb realizes that the Heads are protected by the shields, breaking one as he tries to bonk a head, and finds himself swiftly burned for his troubles by fiery magma breath! He takes 22,500 damage, with a Minicrit from Ink Rally!
Elizabeth attempts to Fear everyone on the field-or really just the PZs, but unfortunately even allies can get hit by this! With how many targets there are, there’s a very small chance anyone would get feared due to simply how unlikely it’s to be in the area of effect-but unfortunately, a vast majority of targets wind up Feared: The Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect, the soldiers in the Fortress, the Grim Patrons, the Sketched Deathknight, the Shadow of Limbo, the Stray Phoenix, the Chipian Army Sortie, Lord Calzerb, the Balloon Drake, the Dominus Knight, the Combine Hunter-Chopper and other Troops, the still-alive Hoenn Starters, and the air Attack Trains! Elizabeth then uses Ghastly Wail without thinking about it, dealing a minicritted 15,000 damage to all of them, slaying the Soldiers, all of the Chipian Army Sortie, the Stray Phoenix, the Combine SMG Troops, the Hoenn Starters, and the heads of both Air Attack Trains, which completely destroys the second! The Balloon Drake loses 7% Inflation! The Grim Patrons, due to the mass panic, lose half of their number from the attack, though there’s so many that the other half just didn’t see the Fear (Uzi whoops regardless). The Fear will only last one turn. Despite the major loss of AZs, the PZs can’t push back due to how many troops there still are and how few they have! Elizabeth notices the outcome of that, and…Well, um, I’m no expert, but I don’t think that was exactly the thing she had in mind. The Souls of Limbo are suddenly dragged back into their monochrome Prison by an unseen force!
The Dominus Knight tries to scratch something onto the body of the Soul of the Core, only to find Traho sucking in his sword, then a retaliatory Gravity attack that crushes him into a fine, dead paste. Unlucky guy. The prottetores, seeing that most of the PZs are dead, decide to all go into Defense Mode and gain an additional 10% Damage resist, but can no longer attack! The Combine Hunter-Chopper quickly maxes its Proximity to use Minestorm, targeting the segements of the Air Attack Train! It deals 6,000 damage to 3 random Segments, and since it targeted an Airborn target the effect of Proximity and the Minicrit damage it will now receive is only available to Airborn Units! The Zerg Hatchery produces a Drone and 3 Larva! Let us assume for mechanical purposes that all needs for supply are being fulfilled and will not need to get them, especially since the whole base has to keep moving and I don’t think Minerals/Vespene Gas can, you know, move. It also changes the Terrain to Croach, giving the Zerg Units (not buildings) a small evasion chance! The TNT cannon cools by 2-it can only be used with Players and it’s useless as an Entity otherwise, so I suggest you get to using it, but not too much. Cerberus lashes out with Eruption and Condition, dealing 6 damage to Walker and giving Zappy Resistance and the Sketched Deathknight Regen!
The Air Attack Train is still chugging along, so it sweeps into Elizabeth for another 1,000 damage! The Zombie Pigmen target her as well, for the field-wiping potential she has, for 2,000 damage!
Richard starts pushing UserZero back in their near-perpetual duel, landing a big hit that she’s forced to block, which still sends her backwards a good distance! -20 Distance to Yggdrasil! He throws Bomber and Talist +2! UserZero +2s every PZ as well as the Captain, who’s suddenly surprised by the generosity in a +2, and UserZero opts to give him an extra +13 while she has a bit of breathing room! This means -15% Bribery!
Terrain: Crater
Weather: Clear (no effect)
[???] The Captain: 20/20 HP. Bribing: [100% AZ=====|=====0=====|=====PZ -100%] 57%. Decides in 3 turns.
[???] Crimson Scale: 1/1 HP. The Effect: [|||]
[H] Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect: 84,000/150,000 HP.
[N-BOSS] Soul of the Core: Heads: 82,000/100,000 HP x3 + 3 Shields (defend against 1 hit each); Body: 1,500,000/1,499,000 HP. Body has high defense. Body occasionally sucks in attacks not aimed at it. Triple-Action while all heads are alive; double action if two are alive. Inflicts Gravcrush on all entities it attacks/is attacked by. Wildfire Waltz: [|||] Gravity Falls: [||||] Terminus: [|||||] Takes reduced damage from Player actions while atomicAmiable is active; Takes reduced damage from Entity actions while antimatterAugry is active.
[AZ] doggy: 80,000/80,000 HP. Gets more damage when attacking the same target each round. Learns a new trick each turn. Tricks: Hama/Mudo (low-chance instant kill; From Elizabeth, somehow); Anti-Auda (25% Attack down for 3 turns. Can be stacked once for double the effect. From Gamma Phantom); Evasive (gained from the Late Neo); Terminus [|||||] (Instant kill with minor damage to others; From Soul of the Core)
[AZ] Lord Calzerb: 102,500/125,000 HP.
[AZ] Elizabeth: 16,000/20,000 HP. Can only take 5,000 damage per turn. Double-Action. Medigoloan: [|||||]
[AZ] Protettores: 10,000/10,000 HP x5. 10% Damage Reduction; abysmal attack. Defending the Zerg Overlord. Defense mode: 20% Damage Reduction, but can't attack.
[AZ] Balloon Drake: HP: 99,985,000/1,000,000,000. Inflation: 97%. Airborn while above 100% inflation. Dies at either 0% or 200% inflation. Breath of Life: [||]
[AZ] Balloon-omancy Eggs: HP 15,000/30,000 x 1; 20,000/30,000 x 1. 50,000/30,000 x 1. Hatch into Lesser Balloon Whelps if they hit max HP. Poison: [|||]
[AZ] Combine Hunter-Chopper: 5,000/20,000 HP. Airborn. Minestorm [||]. Deals more damage, but takes more damage, with Proximity. Proximity: 3/3. Airborn Entities currently minicrit!
[AZ] Zerg Forces: Unit Cap: 0/8.
Overlord: 10,000/10,000 x1 HP. Being Defended by Protettores. Adds 8 to unit cap.
Hatchery: 30,000/30,000 HP. Drone Production: [||]. Will turn the Terrain to Creep next turn. Generates 3 Larvae per turn.
[AZ] Cerberus: 35,000/35,000 HP x 4. Loses power with each Head/HP Bar lost. Eviction: [|||] Distinction: [||||]
[PZ] Air Attack Train 1: Head 15,000/15,000 HP. Segments 10,000/10,000 x3 HP; 4,000/10,000 x3 HP. Splits off into new Air Attack Trains if the Segments are destroyed; requires two Segments or more counting the head to survive!
[PZ] Zombie Pigman: 20,000/20,000 HPx6. If it gets hit and doesn't die, it has a chance to spawn another Zombie Pigman.
[PZ] Walker: 15/20 HP. Respawns 1 Round after death.
Dimensions 493, 151, MK, 02, 2D, 3, [email protected]+hb0und, and many others are part of multiverse 64.
Spot the references!
They are in the spoiler:
In order, the references are to the Sinnoh region (and the rest of the Pokemon world), the Kanto Region (or as I like to call it, realm of the Genwunners), the Mushroom Kingdom (with side areas for DK isle and wherever the heck Wario lives), Kirby (Insert Boss theme here), the Game and Watch (Master of 2 Dimensions), Hyrule (Triforce), Mother (This one no one has a right to miss), and of course, the N-64.
Also, Mr. Witherguy? Or "Cerberus"? You do realize that you went from one overused name to another, right?
And somehow I doubt I can use a Phoenix Down to immediately kill this train...but I still approve of the FF6 reference, Generic. Though not as much of your suplexing me into the attack train, or punching me in the face. At least, I assume that my OC is who you meant by Star.
15/30 Dangerous Forbidden Technique (Time to add a couple tropes to the page) (+1 from Irecreeper, +2 from Battlefury)
14/50 Dark Bowser (With mystery 2nd phase)(Beating Scutlett at 38.5x power and health)
+2 Talist
Just to clear up, if I charge something and give charges in a post that Deadpool deletes, then those charges stay, right?
Even though this concern is no longer valid.
And speaking of Elizabeth's Field-wiping potential...
Elizabeth looks to the next page in her book, and gives a small smile.
"Persona! Masakado.
I bring you...MEGIDOLAON!"
Three balls of light meet in the center of the battlefield, coalesce into one, and explode in a huge radius. Numbers appear over every single PZ entity's head in range:
9999
Hey, in game the numbers are white. What else am I supposed to do to synthesize that?
I, meanwhile, decide to make an homage to PitTheAngel.
I stuff WeegeeWeArrrr into a small box. I sit on it, thinking about what to do with it. Then, I take the box, and incinerate it with a flamethrower. Then, I take the ashes of the box and freeze them at 0 degrees Kelvin. Then, I take the frozen ashes of the box, and walk back about 100 blocks to the center of the crater, and dump the ashes down the hole the Maine Cannon created directly into the void.
Vegeta! What's the alchemiter say about his reference level?
It's over {therestofthissentencehasbeencensoredduetooveruse}!
I also make it so that any time someone attacks Weegee, WeegeeWeArr, WeegeeWeArrr, or WeegeeWeArrrrr it hits WeegeeWeArrrr.
So much awe that it starts condensing from gaseous awe to liquid awe and rushing out.
Sadly, the liquid awe, due to some terrible mistake and probably some time shenanigans, follows the OLD liquid spread code.
Thankfully, it's only on my feet.
The liquid awe keeps spreading, down through ravines, into caves, down mineshafts and hills, over lakes, ponds, and rivers, engulfing the server in a tide of awe.
UserZero stares at the liquid awe...in awe.
...Flying skeletal CARP.
The liquid awe floods another block higher as everyone starts swimming up.
Including UserZero, who is spreading liquid awe from her eye height as she flees the tidal wave of awe.
The awe continues sweeping over the server. Unfortunately, this server has Cubic Chunks...
Then, off in the distance, someone whose render distance is all the way up watches the wave of awe sweep toward him and is awestruck.
The awe suddenly all solidifies.
UserZero is stuck in it, suffocating.
I place a water bucket for the AZs to use in their descent and pull out the Awenihillator. It instantaneously mines all the awe and gives it to me. I promptly store the infinitude of awe (for so it became, as it overflowed to Math.INFINITY somehow) in the Infinite Bag of Holding.
Infinite Awe && A Selection Of Power Converters 1/??
I (finally) look at WeegeeWeArrrr.
And don a green hat with an L on it.
"Yup, Mario is a PSYCHO."
I proceed to crit-Green Missile a PZ entity with my Luigi powers. Kablooie, whampf, *bling!!*, PLAYER 0 HAS BEEN ELIMINATED.
Also, Tazz: I agree with FBSN. The whole "No no no no referring to the future never ever ever" when YOU CAME FROM IT is rather illogical.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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[POST 1/2]
[QUOTE ANSWERING:]
Quote from The_Nonexistent_Tazz>>
A Recursive Bullet^2 then? You'd need, err...Well, to keep it as simple as possible, I'd reckon that's a Recursive Bullet (a Bullet in a Bullet) && a Bullet.
so now i need to figure out the recipe for a normal recursive bullet... ill try bullet && bullet.
[ASSISTS: +2 to cobalt]
[CHARGES: mobile tnt cannon upgrade package: 3/10 (+2 from cobalt)]
[ALCHEMIES: none yet, UNLESS bullet && bullet = recursive bullet, in witch case i make one now: recursive bullet: 1/?]
[ACTIONS: i command the mobile tnt cannon to fire at a random [PZ] entity as a test fire, while shooting off fireworks everywhere to celebrate the first shot of my first entity! also, if the recursive bullet takes only one post to make, i put it in my inventory now.]
INVENTORY SO FAR:
nothing, unless the recursive bullet took one post to make, then: recursive bullet(x1)
1/10 Amulet Upgrade (For the record: The bonus is +1% damage and a 1% chance to counter-godmod stuff (reduced against actual opposing godmodders) per point of damage inflicted to godmodders. Just wanted to justify it with in-story reasons first).
4/5 Ender Grenade
4/5 Endermite Pearl
"For the record, Captain, I made efforts to recruit allies. I have no allies as of right now, unless you count whats left of The Void's forces (which is basically just the Council at this point). You expect me to be a team player, despite not even having a team to fight for."
"That is the big problem with being a Neutral. Neutrals are never organized enough to aid each other. You need to join an actual team to stand a chance."
"Or, I could create one."
Alright, time to create a new team. First off, I make it the Anti-Godmodder team (or AG). The objective of this team is simple: take down Godmodders, primarily including Richard and UserZero but also potentially expanding to include any others that show up. The team color is green, in memory of Twinbuilder (who likely died with the rest of Godcraft, but at least he went down fighting and took down Project Binary with him). As for entities, well, yeah we need entities. I quickly raid knowyourmeme.com and draft several memes to create a small fighting force. Unfortunately for godmodders looking to try their hand at mind control on these, I also gave them doses of Brain Bleach that they can utilize to nullify mind control.
Over-9000inator [AG]: 10000/10000 HP (attacks for 10000 damage, but can only attack once every 3 rounds))
Doge [AG]: 5000/5000 HP (does not attack unless an entity on its team is attacked first, will bodyguard for allies, respawns 1 round after death if there are still allied entities present).
Agar.io [AG]: 25000 HP (has a 25% chance to devour an entity with lower HP than it each round, adding that entity's HP to its own, can split to create 2 copies of Agar.io (each with half the HP) and either evade an attack or automatically devour something that one of the splits can devour, each copy gains 1000 HP per round passively)
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So, a hammer won't work…
Shadow of Limbo / Essence of the Destroyed, use Flooding of the Dead on WeegeeWeArrrr.
Bane of Lapis && Journal #-1 = Tome of Knowledge Unwritten (Level 4: 5/5) DONE
Tome of Knowledge Unwritten && Richard Taglock = ? (Level ?: 1/?) Ultracondensed Wall || Bedrock^2 Ingots = ? (Level ?: 1/?)
24/50 Life
+2 to The Scribe.
1 Demon Blood Shard 1 Raspberry Pi 1 of any book 1 Empty Taglocks 1 Richard Taglock 1 Popcorn Bane of Lapis Ender Matrix Journal #-1 Black Hole in a Jar Tome of Knowledge Unwritten 18 Bedrock^2 Ingots Ultracondensed Wall
Potato kick-stater salad(a potato made of salad kick-starter.)5/25(or 7 if the helping effect works)
I propose kindly to the captain to taste the potato salad for free when the kick-starter will have ended and did I said it was made of money.
And every sociologist knows that food make people more friendly and have all the advantages of not being called bribing
Then I keep combining the two books: Tome of enhancing && Book of summoning -> The support magic book 2/3
After that with some improvised use of gears and red-stone I create a Ruler of fabrication(level 0 alchemy who create civilization from nothing(like houses and so on) each time it is used it increase a bar of civilization and once it is full it helps User Zero side and comes back to 0(currently it is very minor since it is low level but for example it could repair or heal a little one entity or it could increase the damage of one attack(only against non godmodders) and many other kind of minor help))
UNDER HEAVEN DESTRUCTION: 43/50 (+2 from Fseftr, +2 from UserZero)
Best Pun Ever: 10/50
+2 to Fseftr
Aperture Science Mashy Spike Plate && Explosive Reactive Armor || Slab of Metal && Large Wooden Shield -> Blastspike Exoskeleton (5/5)
Walker notices that he's low on health, and decides that this, combined with the alarming number of AZ entities, is a bad thing. He pulls out a phone and calls Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, and after enduring the ramblings of Freddy Fazbear, orders a pizza. After a few seconds, a van arrives, trampling over Doggy as it does, then pulls up to Walker. The pizza, still in the box, is tossed out. He pulls out a wallet, dumps some tokens into his hand, then hands them over to the driver of the van, who nods. The van drives away, trampling over Doggy again as it leaves, as Walker opens the box- the pizza turns out to be Hawaiian. Better than nothing, probably. He pulls out a slice and rapidly devours it for the sake of health regen. There's still 7 slices left, but he's not entirely sure what to do with them...
I aim down the blue dot sight of the Phaserifle and pelt the Zombie Pigmen with 3 seconds of automatic fire. It's not like I have a machine gun, you know.
I also begin some more alchemy...
Phaserifle && Acceleration Module == Telklacki Forcebarrage (This is an M16 that fires high-velocity rounds, taking shorter to hit their target. In-game, this is represented by twice the accuracy on dodging targets. Could it please be Level 4?)
Infernal Hard Drive && Liquid Cooling System = ? (Level ?: 1/?)
I take out the forge stoker and smack the closest (If there are any left) PZ entity. I then beat in their face, They just laugh at me because I'm beating them with the shaft of the hammer. I look at it, and say, "OH YEA, WELL THAT'S WHAT I MEANT TO DO". I then launch a missile out of the end of my hammer and explode the entity. I then launch a myriad of ultra-fast attacks at the entity, and finish him off with a stroke that sends him flying.
Fortress:
Fortress Evil = 24%
Soldiers 0/3
Structures:
Base
Shrine
Mine
Alchemies:
Holy Flame: Level 3
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
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22/50 Has No Need For Gods +1 from Kayne, +2 from Erelye
Mailsnatcher >Fine 6/6
New Gnu News Gun >Fine 6/6
+2 Crystal
I punch Star in the face. I then suplex them into the Air Attack Train, then suplex the Air Attack Train.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Walker: level 1, 19000 damage
UNDER HEAVEN DESTRUCTION: 38/50 (+2 from Fseftr)
Best Pun Ever: 9/50
+2 to Fseftr
Aperture Science Mashy Spike Plate && Explosive Reactive Armor || Slab of Metal && Large Wooden Shield -> Blastspike Exoskeleton (4/5)
He now decides to go after Zappy... of course, due to not actually being sure what the creature is, his main strategy basically consists of hacking random parts off of it until it looks like it suffered damage. This also means that he's unsure when to stop attacking, eventually reducing Zappy into a series of finely-sliced piles of whatever it happens to be made out of. With some uncertainty, he then sets fire to the ground around Zappy, before walking away, a series of obnoxiously oversized explosions... exploding... behind him.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Alchemies
Minecraft Disguise Kit && Player Focus = Minecraft Disguise Kit 2.0 (3/4)
Dark Times > Fine = The Nightwatch (4/4)
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (12/50)
Project M05-NetHack.exe (27/40)
+2 to tc2142
Action
I backstab a Grim Patron with the Quartz Rose.
i re-summon the Shadow Flying Cake, and then proceed to toss a Wedding Cake at Weegee.
Useful Summon of Doom 3/25
A somewhat useful summon: 12/20
2+ to AZ;s
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Y̷͟͢͠a̸͞c̛̀a̵̴̸̢̛ ̛̀͏͘ķ̀́͟͝f̶̵͘͢ ̶̛͟K̴w̴͞͡a̵҉̛͞ ̡͢C҉͞͝͝y҉̵͜͠p̶͞j̷̵̡͡g̀͟͢v̷̢̀͡g̵̡ ̀͜͟҉̸k͝͡f͜͏́͘͝ ̡̀͠҉N̷̛p̴̷ų̷̴́͢s͜͏̴̛͟: 19/30 =============================
Bloodlust: 9/10 ========== (+2 from Talist)
+2 Talist
Bomber was surprised by the sudden appearance of Soul of the Core. Resembling cerberuses (as in the species, Cerberus being the proper noun form I guess?) the large molten creature wielded an artifact of great power. The Original Traho, probably the most powerful gravity-manipulating object or force in all of reality. Would be great for him, or his allies, to have control of. But he felt he had larger issues to deal with, particularly the forces on the PZ side. Perhaps if he could keep their numbers suppressed, the Soul of the Core would live longer under the control of Serpent. Or, better yet, the artifact would be less likely to fall into the hands of Pro-Zero.
He sensed that Bloodlust was almost finished, and told his Grim Patrons to go attack Deadpool in the mean time. They would never say no to a good fight.
Bomber pulls out Da Shootier Bolter, fresh out of the Alchemiter. The gun now looks more Orky than that of the Imperium of Man, but Bomber quite liked their ramshackle style. The weapon will fire even more rounds, and be even more ridiculously noisy. Bomber points it a Deadpool, who was unpredictable, dangerous, and would be one to respect heavy firepower.
"Aheh, here we go. DAAKKA!"
Da Shootier Bolter let out a large spray of bullets at Deadpool, puncturing numerous holes in him. Other bullets whizzed by, pinging around and killing and unfortunate pigs or cows that happened to be nearby. It also let out an even louder DAKKA sound, resonating across a lot of the area.
doggy silently admires Soul of the Core. He fires his laser upon Deadpool as well. It will do more damage if he attacks Deadpool with his laser again next turn, and so on.
Bonesword || Box of Bone Attacks = Bonesword for Cool Dudes (Level 3: 3/4)
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IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
I'm going to respond to this post via PM, because the editor has literally crashed TWICE in trying to properly respond. Way to go. I'd appreciate it in the future if this gets taken to the Forge Thread, it's still in use. You'll get the PM Post-Update.
It would be in your interests to share the information, as it is not all directed at you. I'm deciding on a less 'explainy' approach. or at least one that doesn't make an unreadable wall of text.
A Recursive Bullet^2 then? You'd need, err...Well, to keep it as simple as possible, I'd reckon that's a Recursive Bullet (a Bullet in a Bullet) && a Bullet.
We have syntax for it, nulitor. Use && (AND) or || (OR) in the future please.
Book of Summoning && Tome of Enhancing = The support magic book (Level 2: 1/3)
You summon a Wisp with the Book of Summoning. Congrats.
Uh, but you do this how?
Air Blasting Nunchucks: Nunchucks that have powerful heated fans on their ends. Usable as a Blowdryer and a bad-guy smasher!
Mega-Blaziken comes to tank the hit instead, rendering it not-so-super Effective. And they are fully-evolved, and Mega'd as well. 3,000 damage!
...And the flying Gatorade? You know what, I'll ignore that.
Lightning Bolt || Lightning Rod : Thunderstruck (Level 5: 1/6)
5,000 damage to the WAGRBC!
You find no Paycheck in the mail, as UserZero gave all of that in cold hard cash on the spot!
4,000 damage to the Hoenn Starters!
You shoot Deadpool for 5,600 damage! You manage to find the source of the wispering from within the hole: Some odd dark-green ore. The whispers...They are not pleasant Whispers.
Meownir: Have you ever wanted to smash foes with the power of Nyan Cat? Well, now you can, with the Meownir! Infused with powerful Nyan Cat powers, this bad boy not only smashes, it also releases a Nyan Cat with every swing that can do incredible damage and go for extra-long ranges due to its powerful bounce! Plus, it's really really colorful.
Scribe's Wands && Rorschach Drop || Blot of Ink = The Spillers (Level 4: 2/5)
17,000 damage to the Hoenn Starters! If they've survived, for whatever reason they're only separated...I doubt they survived.
You trick UserZero into obliterating the completely innocent Weegeewearrrrrr and Wegewearrrrrrrr, leaving WeegeeWeArrrr completely unharmed in the process.
5,000 damage to a Segment on the Air Attack Train!
Your entities will do as you say!
You know, you really shouldn't take one instance of something happening on as a pattern. WeegeeWeArrrr isn't strong enough to do that-though he ALMOST is, to your credit, but not quite. He generates a radiaton-proof suit to block your Nuclear Snowball instead.
Your attempt to showcase a log of DTG2 glitches out-but fortunately you happened to have a physical copy on-hand, just in case, which the Captain Takes and reads over as you read over other parts of it...
In any case, while you exposit your story to the Captain, your Ancestor notices something behind you and starts backing away from you.
The Captain: From what I've read of this, and from what you've said, You've come a long and painful way, but You've got a long path to travel still, Descendant.
The Captain: You are my echo for a reason. I saw in myself all that I was when I fought Psi, and deemed that you could become everything I was then in order to be everything the world needs now. Hence, why I'm still on the fence.
The Captain: Of course, from the get-go, I saw, and still see, youthful arrogance in you.
The Captain: Youthful arrogance I myself had, and youthful arrogance I had to cleanse myself of when I fought Psi.
The Captain: I don't sugarcoat anything, let that be said!
The Captain: Which is why I'm going to say that you ought to yourself consider how I fought Psi in the end. How he had to be taken down.
The Captain: At some point in the war, me and my comrades were thrown into a challenging, daunting dungeon of another world, made by a PZ, Antares.
The Captain: It was supposed to buy them time as we fought through the maze, and hopefully demoralize and kill us off. The former more than the latter.
The Captain: That time in that strange, deadly land...It made me realize that just charging in and thinking you can deal with everything alone is suicidal, it'll get you killed within seconds against a Godmodder, any Godmodder. And let's put it into perspective, what I was fighting in there were just plain mercenaries! I nearly got killed by plain mercenaries on my own, what would I be on my own to a Godmodder?
The Captain: No, EXOS doesn't count here! I mean, well, others like yourself! Though EXOS is quite handy from what I take of him, you need other Descendants! We fought as a team, and YOU yourself must fight as one as well.
The Captain: But more to the point...Your story, I don't care if it's true or false.
The Captain: But you need to learn the value of working together with others, my Descendant.
The Captain: FAST.
Yeah, that's the OP Scale behind you, in case you were wondering, and of course, it activates right now.
Your Amulet of Endermancy is suddenly struck by a powerful glow of Crimson light, and it envelops you as well! You try to fight back, but you're paralyzed by the power of Nerfing and cannot even think of moving! When it stops, you realize, to your horror, that the third function of the Amulet is now completely nulled, and all the power you took in addition is gone, as if you never took it at all! ((Seriously though, that power is completely ridiculous unless it was so miniscule it wouldn't have actually mattered. Enough hits and you'd have become a Godmodder yourself, which is kind of where I cross the line.))
Regardless of that little hiccup, -15% Bribery, as you were arguing against joining Richard. The Captain picks you up and dusts you off. He shows a bit of favoritism to you, it appears.
Deadpool only screwed over one of your posts, mate, not all of them. EXOS was killed the turn after the post-snipe, meaning you could have easily ordered EXOS to generate a shield and you would have survived. But honestly, let's just bury this matter and get on with business, this was mostly the RNG's fault in the end.
1,000 damage/-1% Inflation! Yes, this is with the damage bonus from sharp things into account, because if it wasn't this attack wouldn't do damage.
Whatever's inside the chasm, with the Soul of the Core now out of it, turns out to be a whole lot of nothing.
Mobile TNT Cannon Summoned! it's ready to use!
Deadpool cringes at your pun! 8,000 damage to Deadpool!
They get added in when the Fortress'es 'turn' is taken in the EoTB, generating a new one after the Soldiers act.
Ho hum.
+5% Inflation/10,000 HP! The Balloon Drake is now Airborn!
It will do as you say.
Large cog && Hammer && Tome of Runes && Essence of Light = Coghammer (Level 3: 4/4)
Coghammer: "So, you yanked some cogs out of the scrapheap, put it on a stick, painted it a bit and put some runes on them, and now it's a holy weapon? Seems Legit." -Coghammer's Flavor Text.
Ektoplomatin && Duotine && Evaporator = Duotine gas generator (Level 5: 2/6)
Staff of Peace && Alarm Clock = Peacetime (Level 3: 1/4)
Deadpool is so annoying augh kill him, I hate this post-eating thing!
The Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect explodes so violently the other entities forgot what they just saw, but the effect is so violent that you realize it's weakness: English Literature! After all, it all looks like Bad and incorrect Klingon to the Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect, so exploiting that should be wonderful! 20,000 damage to the Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect!
You destroy the damaged segment, the seventh, splitting off parts of the Train in two...At which point, the smaller, severed half generates a new head and continues flying around! it appears that unless you get lucky enough to hit the segment immediately before the head or the tail segments! It's based off of the Eater of Worlds, apparently...
Hammer && Richard Taglock = The Banhammer v0.8 (Level 30: 1/31)
Richard looks at the preview of the Hammer, interested...Sadly, it seems to be depowered, as Richard isn't as powerful as he was in DTG2. Nevertheless, he uses some Godmodding sorcery to quickly make the Banhammer v0.8.
Banhammer v.0.8: A massive mallet with a black hammerhead taller than the average Minecraft Avatar! It's got dark red lines running through it as well, and the whole thing courses with Godmodding energy! It's as powerful as it looks, but unfortunately Richard's power isn't as much as Uzi's right now.
It would kind of help me differentiate what's going on if you put who's in control in your posts, because I don't know who's who and I'd want to keep track. Until then, I'm going to assume it's 20% Player damage right now. Duality summoned onto the Soul of the Core!
Snuggie && Porcupine = Most Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) (Level 15: 1/16)
Pigmen summoned! Except, UserZero mind-controls them to her side, easily overpowering the Magma Pig Staff!
UserZero is staring at you ominously.
They will do as you say!
Firebrand: It's a sword, made from the finest iron from the depths of the Nether, and it's perpetually on fire. You can't go wrong here, unless the enemy is fireproof and somehow immune to swords.
Redstone Torch && Redstone = Super Redstone Torch
Super Redstone Torch || Sword = Charged Blade (Level 1: 2/2)
Shields up!
Red Alert!It does basically have every mod in existence.
The Cursed Blade Kikoku || The Bane of Pigs = The Bane of Godmodders (Level -1: 1/-1)
The intense Gravity of the Traho has more of an effect than you could conceivably predict. Namely: it's more than just physical matter it can affect. The intense gravitational pull, you note, is so incredibly strong that all of your sorceries are suddenly dragged to the Body-warping the magical as well as the physical, compressed against it so hard that it literally repairs the damage it does. The insane defensive properties of Traho on top of Serpent's most recent charge means that any player attack against the Body is literally going to do no damage at all until she switches to her alternative persona, whereupon Entity attacks will fail.
Fortunately for you, only so much of this blast gets sucked into the Body, doing nothing. The rest slam all three heads at once for 18,000 damage each! He's glaring at you. He's grinning.
Bestal's "Spatial Rending and Other Useful Space Magic Techniques": A book on any and all novice to expert-level Spatial techniques you can think of. Well, almost all of them, sadly this is only a few steps up from a standard spatial tome, though by all standards its still quite informative. It tends to specialize in how to enchant/infuse objects with Spatial power.
You don't pick up anything particuarily noteworthy aside from a few insights and random spells I'm sure you'll come up with later, with one exception: The Author himself is Bestal Isota, who apparently was involved in creating a 'series of powerful magical weapons as a test to several magical crafting theories.' He specializes There are apparently twenty-four books in the series, and you have Book #9.
13,000 damage to the Dominus Knight!
5,000 damage to the WAGRBC!
It will do as you say.
Possessed Hatchet && Thulecite Club && SCP-1008 = Solar Stigma (Level 8: 1/11)
10,000 damage to Deadpool, despite his vain attempts to point out it was Weegee who said that!
Not entirely sure that's how his/her mechanic works.
Hoo boy. This may actually get complicated enough that I may have to ask you to tone it down some, but as it stands I'm OK with this, though a lot of those things you've mentioned won't be too relevant. Let' say that you started out with a drone-in production already. It will also start extending the Creep after this turn is over, which will (due to mutations) allow the structures and creep to move, meaning the Terrain will turn to Croach, which gives all Zergs a small evasion chance.
Deadpool is blinded and may miss his attack this turn!
3,000 damage to the Essence of the Destroyed! +3,000 HP to the wounded Soldier!
The Curse of Repetetiveness protects her! It appears that the Cuils attack is already done for damage via extreme abstraction from reality, rendering her immune (sadly)! The last bit still happens, though, and all of them quickly attack you with their Kazoos of Much Impalement and Farting before reforming into UserZero harmlessly.
You manage to stick the Balloon Drake to a Vaccum Cleaner, but this doesn't really do much of anything except make you lose a Vaccum Cleaner when the Baloon Drake flies off.
You give TT2K the Critical Gifts! He may use them at any time.
Finite Improbability Device && Improbability Calculator == Never Tell Me The Odds (Level 5: 1/6)
Hamburger && Cuil Measurement Device == Godmodder Damage Memorial (Cuil) (Level 50: 1/51)
...Conglomerate. I cannot spell that word for the life of me. Regardless, 5,000 damage to the WAGRBC
Weegee has Blast Protection (insert arbitrarily large number here)!
Please tell me this level exists. I don't have a Wii U but I just must see video footage of this event.
Your friendlies squish themselves on the Soul of the Core's armor, such pressure being applied to them that they quickly become indistinguishable from the Armor itself.
The Anvil arcs to nail the Soul of the Core's body, which takes no damage as the Anvil harmlessly flattens onto his armor.
Cerberus is summoned! The Soul of the Core is unimpressed with the display and dissapointed with the name.
1,000 damage to the 2nd Air Attack Train, because I know exactly where that came from. Sabin still approves.
Zappy is a flying fish from what I gather. 7,000 damage to Zappy as the last bit doesn't harm it at all due to Zappy flying!
The Quartz Rose somehow flings itself towards the Soul of the Core, and you barely yank it away before it merges with the Armor like a lot of other stuff.
The Shadow Flying Cake immediately winds up compressed against Traho to the point where, in effect, it IS Traho. And no, that doesn't mean you control Traho, it's just so compressed it's indistinguishable from the rest of the armor.
Weegee gets a face full of cake, then turns you into a Weegee while WeegeeWeArrrr watches safely from the background.
10,000 damage to Deadpool!
They'll do as you say!
The Captain is still swerving towards the AZs, though the thought of Richard becoming worse than Psi ever was is quite haunting to him…But yet, UserZero is even worse! Or at least more sociopathic than Richard, supposedly, will become.
The Crimson scale remains stalwartly ominous. It’s going to do its thing next turn. Whatever that thing is.
The Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect attempts to lob a massive Klingon dictionary at the Air Attack Train number 1, but the Book swerves into Traho, dealing 1,000 damage to the Body of the Soul of the Core! (Note, misdirected attacks do not count towards attacks made against it, only deliberate attacks). It gains a Stack of Gravcrush!
The Soldiers can’t coordinate exactly, but they recall Proof insisting on attacking random PZs, so they fire upon the 2nd Air attack train’s head and destroy it! It gets another, of course. The Wisp kind of taps the remaining Air Attack Train on the head, dealing 2,000 damage! Octothrope decides on a whim to use Ink Rally, of all things, as it’s not Hostile, merely Neutral. It empowers the Soul of the Core, the Grim Patrons (the Minicrit will nullify the Anti-Auda debuff here) and the Hoenn Starters, assuming the last group survives! It then actually dies, or retreats, or whatever this thing would do in this instance.
WeegeeWeArrrr is keeping back and working on another Godmodder-damaging attack.
Deadpool decides to get a head start and gleefully attempts to murder the Patrons just like he usually does! Unfortunately, for the first time in his life (and soon to be the last), the Grim Patrons are NOT just some random nameless grunts, and indeed, one of them is a powerful Warlock! He proceeds to summon an incredible DOOMGUARD, which he practiced on for five hours last night! It can’t go wrong, he thinks! Clearly, it goes wrong, as it summons Lord Jaraxxus instead, and the whole Wilfred Fizzlebang/Lord Jaraxxus meeting occurs, until Lord Jaraxxus realizes that, with that insane amount of Grim Patrons, he’d actually be killed, so they manage to order him to kill Deadpool instead. Deadpool gleefully jumps, guns blazing, onto the Eredar Lord. Jaraxxus promptly responds with a Demonfire blast so ridiculous it atomizes Deadpool (he’s so dead his regeneration can’t even happen) AND the Grim Patron! The Warlock Grim Patron quickly manages to despawn Jaraxxus before Jaraxxus starts spawning in Infernals to turn the tides-he knows when to quit the horrifying demon summons.
The Sketched Deathknight casts a Black Bolt at the WAGRBC for 7,000 damage! The Shadow of Limbo chips in for 4,000 more, and Zappy contributes with another Fin Boomerang for another 4,000 more (also gaining him +1 to both charges). The Stray Phoenix heals for 5,000 HP and un-murders one of the non-poisoned Balloon-omancy Eggs for 5,000 HP as well. The Chipian Soldiers pump 5,000 pounds of pure DORITOS MOUNTAIN DEW flavor into the WAGRBC, which turns it into the WAGRBDMDC, which is unfortunately too much acronym for the poor thing, and it dies! doggy notices the dead-ified nature of Deadpool and decides to learn from the Soul of the Core, the most dog-like thing available, gaining enough control over Gravity to attempt to use Terminus, it’s 5-round charge instant kill special! Lord Calzerb realizes that the Heads are protected by the shields, breaking one as he tries to bonk a head, and finds himself swiftly burned for his troubles by fiery magma breath! He takes 22,500 damage, with a Minicrit from Ink Rally!
Elizabeth attempts to Fear everyone on the field-or really just the PZs, but unfortunately even allies can get hit by this! With how many targets there are, there’s a very small chance anyone would get feared due to simply how unlikely it’s to be in the area of effect-but unfortunately, a vast majority of targets wind up Feared: The Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect, the soldiers in the Fortress, the Grim Patrons, the Sketched Deathknight, the Shadow of Limbo, the Stray Phoenix, the Chipian Army Sortie, Lord Calzerb, the Balloon Drake, the Dominus Knight, the Combine Hunter-Chopper and other Troops, the still-alive Hoenn Starters, and the air Attack Trains! Elizabeth then uses Ghastly Wail without thinking about it, dealing a minicritted 15,000 damage to all of them, slaying the Soldiers, all of the Chipian Army Sortie, the Stray Phoenix, the Combine SMG Troops, the Hoenn Starters, and the heads of both Air Attack Trains, which completely destroys the second! The Balloon Drake loses 7% Inflation! The Grim Patrons, due to the mass panic, lose half of their number from the attack, though there’s so many that the other half just didn’t see the Fear (Uzi whoops regardless). The Fear will only last one turn. Despite the major loss of AZs, the PZs can’t push back due to how many troops there still are and how few they have! Elizabeth notices the outcome of that, and…Well, um, I’m no expert, but I don’t think that was exactly the thing she had in mind. The Souls of Limbo are suddenly dragged back into their monochrome Prison by an unseen force!
The Dominus Knight tries to scratch something onto the body of the Soul of the Core, only to find Traho sucking in his sword, then a retaliatory Gravity attack that crushes him into a fine, dead paste. Unlucky guy. The prottetores, seeing that most of the PZs are dead, decide to all go into Defense Mode and gain an additional 10% Damage resist, but can no longer attack! The Combine Hunter-Chopper quickly maxes its Proximity to use Minestorm, targeting the segements of the Air Attack Train! It deals 6,000 damage to 3 random Segments, and since it targeted an Airborn target the effect of Proximity and the Minicrit damage it will now receive is only available to Airborn Units! The Zerg Hatchery produces a Drone and 3 Larva! Let us assume for mechanical purposes that all needs for supply are being fulfilled and will not need to get them, especially since the whole base has to keep moving and I don’t think Minerals/Vespene Gas can, you know, move. It also changes the Terrain to Croach, giving the Zerg Units (not buildings) a small evasion chance! The TNT cannon cools by 2-it can only be used with Players and it’s useless as an Entity otherwise, so I suggest you get to using it, but not too much. Cerberus lashes out with Eruption and Condition, dealing 6 damage to Walker and giving Zappy Resistance and the Sketched Deathknight Regen!
The Air Attack Train is still chugging along, so it sweeps into Elizabeth for another 1,000 damage! The Zombie Pigmen target her as well, for the field-wiping potential she has, for 2,000 damage!
Richard starts pushing UserZero back in their near-perpetual duel, landing a big hit that she’s forced to block, which still sends her backwards a good distance! -20 Distance to Yggdrasil! He throws Bomber and Talist +2! UserZero +2s every PZ as well as the Captain, who’s suddenly surprised by the generosity in a +2, and UserZero opts to give him an extra +13 while she has a bit of breathing room! This means -15% Bribery!
Terrain: Crater
Weather: Clear (no effect)
[???] The Captain: 20/20 HP. Bribing: [100% AZ=====|=====0=====|=====PZ -100%] 57%. Decides in 3 turns.
[???] Crimson Scale: 1/1 HP. The Effect: [|||]
[H] Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect: 84,000/150,000 HP.
[N] Fortress: 70,000/70,000 HP. Structures: Base, Shrine, Mine. EVIL: 24%. Soldiers: 0. Soldier Cap: 0/3.
[N] Wisp: 5,000/5,000 HP.
[N-BOSS] Soul of the Core: Heads: 82,000/100,000 HP x3 + 3 Shields (defend against 1 hit each); Body: 1,500,000/1,499,000 HP. Body has high defense. Body occasionally sucks in attacks not aimed at it. Triple-Action while all heads are alive; double action if two are alive. Inflicts Gravcrush on all entities it attacks/is attacked by. Wildfire Waltz: [|||] Gravity Falls: [||||] Terminus: [|||||] Takes reduced damage from Player actions while atomicAmiable is active; Takes reduced damage from Entity actions while antimatterAugry is active.
[N-B] WeegeeWeArrrr: 30/40 HP.
[AZ] Grim Patrons: 15,000/15,000 x52 HP; 5,000/15,000 x1 HP. Anti-Auda: [|||]
[AZ] Sketched Deathknight: 60,000/115,000 HP. Dark Rush: [||]
[AZ] Shadow of Limbo: Essence of the Destroyed: 52,000/55,000 HP. Flooding of the Dead: [|||]
[AZ] Zappy: 35,001/45,001 HP. Laser Charge: 6. Thunderstorm Charge: 6.
[AZ] doggy: 80,000/80,000 HP. Gets more damage when attacking the same target each round. Learns a new trick each turn. Tricks: Hama/Mudo (low-chance instant kill; From Elizabeth, somehow); Anti-Auda (25% Attack down for 3 turns. Can be stacked once for double the effect. From Gamma Phantom); Evasive (gained from the Late Neo); Terminus [|||||] (Instant kill with minor damage to others; From Soul of the Core)
[AZ] Lord Calzerb: 102,500/125,000 HP.
[AZ] Elizabeth: 16,000/20,000 HP. Can only take 5,000 damage per turn. Double-Action. Medigoloan: [|||||]
[AZ] Protettores: 10,000/10,000 HP x5. 10% Damage Reduction; abysmal attack. Defending the Zerg Overlord. Defense mode: 20% Damage Reduction, but can't attack.
[AZ] Balloon Drake: HP: 99,985,000/1,000,000,000. Inflation: 97%. Airborn while above 100% inflation. Dies at either 0% or 200% inflation. Breath of Life: [||]
[AZ] Balloon-omancy Eggs: HP 15,000/30,000 x 1; 20,000/30,000 x 1. 50,000/30,000 x 1. Hatch into Lesser Balloon Whelps if they hit max HP. Poison: [|||]
[AZ] Combine Hunter-Chopper: 5,000/20,000 HP. Airborn. Minestorm [||]. Deals more damage, but takes more damage, with Proximity. Proximity: 3/3. Airborn Entities currently minicrit!
[AZ] Zerg Forces: Unit Cap: 0/8.
Overlord: 10,000/10,000 x1 HP. Being Defended by Protettores. Adds 8 to unit cap.
Hatchery: 30,000/30,000 HP. Drone Production: [||]. Will turn the Terrain to Creep next turn. Generates 3 Larvae per turn.
[AZ] TNT Cannon: 25,000/25,000 HP. Heat: [|||||\|||||] 2 Cool.
[AZ] Cerberus: 35,000/35,000 HP x 4. Loses power with each Head/HP Bar lost. Eviction: [|||] Distinction: [||||]
[PZ] Air Attack Train 1: Head 15,000/15,000 HP. Segments 10,000/10,000 x3 HP; 4,000/10,000 x3 HP. Splits off into new Air Attack Trains if the Segments are destroyed; requires two Segments or more counting the head to survive!
[PZ] Zombie Pigman: 20,000/20,000 HPx6. If it gets hit and doesn't die, it has a chance to spawn another Zombie Pigman.
[PZ] Walker: 15/20 HP. Respawns 1 Round after death.
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 40/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 139/150 HP.
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4615.
Dimensions 493, 151, MK, 02, 2D, 3, [email protected]+hb0und, and many others are part of multiverse 64.
Spot the references!
They are in the spoiler:
In order, the references are to the Sinnoh region (and the rest of the Pokemon world), the Kanto Region (or as I like to call it, realm of the Genwunners), the Mushroom Kingdom (with side areas for DK isle and wherever the heck Wario lives), Kirby (Insert Boss theme here), the Game and Watch (Master of 2 Dimensions), Hyrule (Triforce), Mother (This one no one has a right to miss), and of course, the N-64.
Also, Mr. Witherguy? Or "Cerberus"? You do realize that you went from one overused name to another, right?
And somehow I doubt I can use a Phoenix Down to immediately kill this train...but I still approve of the FF6 reference, Generic. Though not as much of your suplexing me into the attack train, or punching me in the face. At least, I assume that my OC is who you meant by Star.
15/30 Dangerous Forbidden Technique (Time to add a couple tropes to the page) (+1 from Irecreeper, +2 from Battlefury)
14/50 Dark Bowser (With mystery 2nd phase)(Beating Scutlett at 38.5x power and health)
+2 Talist
Just to clear up, if I charge something and give charges in a post that Deadpool deletes, then those charges stay, right?
Even though this concern is no longer valid.
And speaking of Elizabeth's Field-wiping potential...
Elizabeth looks to the next page in her book, and gives a small smile.
"Persona! Masakado.
I bring you...MEGIDOLAON!"
Three balls of light meet in the center of the battlefield, coalesce into one, and explode in a huge radius. Numbers appear over every single PZ entity's head in range:
9999
Hey, in game the numbers are white. What else am I supposed to do to synthesize that?
I, meanwhile, decide to make an homage to PitTheAngel.
I stuff WeegeeWeArrrr into a small box. I sit on it, thinking about what to do with it. Then, I take the box, and incinerate it with a flamethrower. Then, I take the ashes of the box and freeze them at 0 degrees Kelvin. Then, I take the frozen ashes of the box, and walk back about 100 blocks to the center of the crater, and dump the ashes down the hole the Maine Cannon created directly into the void.
Vegeta! What's the alchemiter say about his reference level?
It's over {therestofthissentencehasbeencensoredduetooveruse}!
I also make it so that any time someone attacks Weegee, WeegeeWeArr, WeegeeWeArrr, or WeegeeWeArrrrr it hits WeegeeWeArrrr.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
I watch the previous events in awe.
Lots and lots of awe.
So much awe that it starts condensing from gaseous awe to liquid awe and rushing out.
Sadly, the liquid awe, due to some terrible mistake and probably some time shenanigans, follows the OLD liquid spread code.
Thankfully, it's only on my feet.
The liquid awe keeps spreading, down through ravines, into caves, down mineshafts and hills, over lakes, ponds, and rivers, engulfing the server in a tide of awe.
UserZero stares at the liquid awe...in awe.
...Flying skeletal CARP.
The liquid awe floods another block higher as everyone starts swimming up.
Including UserZero, who is spreading liquid awe from her eye height as she flees the tidal wave of awe.
The awe continues sweeping over the server. Unfortunately, this server has Cubic Chunks...
Then, off in the distance, someone whose render distance is all the way up watches the wave of awe sweep toward him and is awestruck.
The awe suddenly all solidifies.
UserZero is stuck in it, suffocating.
I place a water bucket for the AZs to use in their descent and pull out the Awenihillator. It instantaneously mines all the awe and gives it to me. I promptly store the infinitude of awe (for so it became, as it overflowed to Math.INFINITY somehow) in the Infinite Bag of Holding.
Infinite Awe && A Selection Of Power Converters 1/??
I (finally) look at WeegeeWeArrrr.
And don a green hat with an L on it.
"Yup, Mario is a PSYCHO."
I proceed to crit-Green Missile a PZ entity with my Luigi powers. Kablooie, whampf, *bling!!*, PLAYER 0 HAS BEEN ELIMINATED.
Also, Tazz: I agree with FBSN. The whole "No no no no referring to the future never ever ever" when YOU CAME FROM IT is rather illogical.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
wow, i missed 3 posts, i better get going
meme machine: 4/10
yes, my ultimate creation...
[POST 1/2]
[QUOTE ANSWERING:]
A Recursive Bullet^2 then? You'd need, err...Well, to keep it as simple as possible, I'd reckon that's a Recursive Bullet (a Bullet in a Bullet) && a Bullet.
so now i need to figure out the recipe for a normal recursive bullet... ill try bullet && bullet.
[ASSISTS: +2 to cobalt]
[CHARGES: mobile tnt cannon upgrade package: 3/10 (+2 from cobalt)]
[ALCHEMIES: none yet, UNLESS bullet && bullet = recursive bullet, in witch case i make one now: recursive bullet: 1/?]
[ACTIONS: i command the mobile tnt cannon to fire at a random [PZ] entity as a test fire, while shooting off fireworks everywhere to celebrate the first shot of my first entity! also, if the recursive bullet takes only one post to make, i put it in my inventory now.]
INVENTORY SO FAR:
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21/30 Contingency Plan
1/10 Amulet Upgrade (For the record: The bonus is +1% damage and a 1% chance to counter-godmod stuff (reduced against actual opposing godmodders) per point of damage inflicted to godmodders. Just wanted to justify it with in-story reasons first).
4/5 Ender Grenade
4/5 Endermite Pearl
"For the record, Captain, I made efforts to recruit allies. I have no allies as of right now, unless you count whats left of The Void's forces (which is basically just the Council at this point). You expect me to be a team player, despite not even having a team to fight for."
"That is the big problem with being a Neutral. Neutrals are never organized enough to aid each other. You need to join an actual team to stand a chance."
"Or, I could create one."
Alright, time to create a new team. First off, I make it the Anti-Godmodder team (or AG). The objective of this team is simple: take down Godmodders, primarily including Richard and UserZero but also potentially expanding to include any others that show up. The team color is green, in memory of Twinbuilder (who likely died with the rest of Godcraft, but at least he went down fighting and took down Project Binary with him). As for entities, well, yeah we need entities. I quickly raid knowyourmeme.com and draft several memes to create a small fighting force. Unfortunately for godmodders looking to try their hand at mind control on these, I also gave them doses of Brain Bleach that they can utilize to nullify mind control.
Over-9000inator [AG]: 10000/10000 HP (attacks for 10000 damage, but can only attack once every 3 rounds))
Doge [AG]: 5000/5000 HP (does not attack unless an entity on its team is attacked first, will bodyguard for allies, respawns 1 round after death if there are still allied entities present).
Agar.io [AG]: 25000 HP (has a 25% chance to devour an entity with lower HP than it each round, adding that entity's HP to its own, can split to create 2 copies of Agar.io (each with half the HP) and either evade an attack or automatically devour something that one of the splits can devour, each copy gains 1000 HP per round passively)
Meh, that will last about a round, maybe 2.
Alchemies
No description given: Dark Times > Fine = The Nightwatch
Unicode 8.0 Code Chart[1] && Spellbook[2] = ???[3] (1/?)
[1] Unicode 8.0 Code Chart: The Unicode 8.0 code charts, as a large book of every allocated block, one block per page.
[2] Spellbook: A typical spellbook.
[3] This should result in a spellbook that can use Unicode characters to attack. Think the Unicoders from DTG2, except in a book.
Minecraft Disguise Kit && Player Focus = Minecraft Disguise Kit 2.0 (4/4)
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (13/50)
Project M05-NetHack.exe (30/40) (+2 from tc2142)
+2 to tc2142
Action
I fire a rocket launcher at the Air Attack Train.
So, a hammer won't work…
Shadow of Limbo / Essence of the Destroyed, use Flooding of the Dead on WeegeeWeArrrr.
Bane of Lapis && Journal #-1 = Tome of Knowledge Unwritten (Level 4: 5/5) DONE
Tome of Knowledge Unwritten && Richard Taglock = ? (Level ?: 1/?)
Ultracondensed Wall || Bedrock^2 Ingots = ? (Level ?: 1/?)
24/50 Life
+2 to The Scribe.
1 Raspberry Pi
1 of any book
1 Empty Taglocks
1 Richard Taglock
1 Popcorn
Bane of Lapis
Ender Matrix
Journal #-1
Black Hole in a Jar
Tome of Knowledge Unwritten
18 Bedrock^2 Ingots
Ultracondensed Wall
23/25 (Mobile Base)
23/25 (Project "Revelation")
Matter Conversion Device && Camera && Indestructible Cards = Doctor Eggman Nega's camera
http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_Eggman_Nega's_camera
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Potato kick-stater salad(a potato made of salad kick-starter.)5/25(or 7 if the helping effect works)
I propose kindly to the captain to taste the potato salad for free when the kick-starter will have ended and did I said it was made of money.
And every sociologist knows that food make people more friendly and have all the advantages of not being called bribing
Then I keep combining the two books: Tome of enhancing && Book of summoning -> The support magic book 2/3
After that with some improvised use of gears and red-stone I create a Ruler of fabrication(level 0 alchemy who create civilization from nothing(like houses and so on) each time it is used it increase a bar of civilization and once it is full it helps User Zero side and comes back to 0(currently it is very minor since it is low level but for example it could repair or heal a little one entity or it could increase the damage of one attack(only against non godmodders) and many other kind of minor help))
Kanohi Hau Nuva: 19/25
Skarmory: 17/25
Lightning Bolt || Lightbing rod: 3/6
Setting my Trace of Magic to Fire, I shoot the Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect in an attempt to leave it with with a lingering burn.
DTG0 Inventory: Radiant Sights, Spellweaver, Thunderstruck, Kanohi Hau Nuva
Mask work: Coming Soon!
BIONICLE Antics
Walker: level 1, 39000 damage
UNDER HEAVEN DESTRUCTION: 43/50 (+2 from Fseftr, +2 from UserZero)
Best Pun Ever: 10/50
+2 to Fseftr
Aperture Science Mashy Spike Plate && Explosive Reactive Armor || Slab of Metal && Large Wooden Shield -> Blastspike Exoskeleton (5/5)
Walker notices that he's low on health, and decides that this, combined with the alarming number of AZ entities, is a bad thing. He pulls out a phone and calls Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, and after enduring the ramblings of Freddy Fazbear, orders a pizza. After a few seconds, a van arrives, trampling over Doggy as it does, then pulls up to Walker. The pizza, still in the box, is tossed out. He pulls out a wallet, dumps some tokens into his hand, then hands them over to the driver of the van, who nods. The van drives away, trampling over Doggy again as it leaves, as Walker opens the box- the pizza turns out to be Hawaiian. Better than nothing, probably. He pulls out a slice and rapidly devours it for the sake of health regen. There's still 7 slices left, but he's not entirely sure what to do with them...
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Suppressor Turrets: 3/20
Quick-Fix: 3/6
I aim down the blue dot sight of the Phaserifle and pelt the Zombie Pigmen with 3 seconds of automatic fire. It's not like I have a machine gun, you know.
I also begin some more alchemy...
Phaserifle && Acceleration Module == Telklacki Forcebarrage (This is an M16 that fires high-velocity rounds, taking shorter to hit their target. In-game, this is represented by twice the accuracy on dodging targets. Could it please be Level 4?)
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I chop the Zombeh Pigman with my Plasma Katana
I change the weak summon into something powerful. 1/100?
??? 38/50 +1 from Irecreeper
Elite Swordmaster 23/30
+1 to Erelye, +1 Talist
My Items
Fountain of Life: (Power Rank I) Heals the target for increased healing.
Bayoneted Laser Rifle (Power Rank II) Used for Ranged + Melee with extra damage to the Enemy.
Plasma Katana (Power Rank II) Deals extra damage to the Enemy when used.
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Strong Walls 14/20
Library 1/5
Staff of Peace && Alarm Clock = Peacetime (Level 3: 2/4)
Infernal Hard Drive && Liquid Cooling System = ? (Level ?: 1/?)
I take out the forge stoker and smack the closest (If there are any left) PZ entity. I then beat in their face, They just laugh at me because I'm beating them with the shaft of the hammer. I look at it, and say, "OH YEA, WELL THAT'S WHAT I MEANT TO DO". I then launch a missile out of the end of my hammer and explode the entity. I then launch a myriad of ultra-fast attacks at the entity, and finish him off with a stroke that sends him flying.
Fortress:
Fortress Evil = 24%
Soldiers 0/3
Structures:
Base
Shrine
Mine
Alchemies:
Holy Flame: Level 3
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
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