Minecraft Forums

I give up bribing the Captain, and immediately revert to wreaking havoc and chaos!

I convert the chasm bridge to a drawbridge and begin raising it while shouting "COME OUT, WHATEVER'S IN THERE, AND HOPEFULLY HELP THE PZ SIDE!"

@Tazz

So just to be sure the Protettores, have their 10% damage reduction, the ability to protect other taking damage instead of the target, the ability to enter a defence status to get more damage reduction?

And that minimized damage from crit is always applied?

abysmal attack = ???

/null

Quote from nulitor»

I'll try to understand this one, Tazz. All my text is in the standard blue and in bold.

Well it does random summons and can either be created instantly or charged.

Yes, summons are charged, so could you explain the random part for me?

Then I did put something like two restrictions for not having entity spam(one player can have only one entity of this kind).

Why did you add that onto the rules? Tazz is already handling the game fine as it is.

and after that I did put rules about the fact those entities gained bonus special properties when this alchemy is combined with others.

I'm sorry, but what? Since when did alchemies play a part in summoning entities? Alchemies are supposed to be the weapons!

and also the entities summoned with this are supposed to be weaker than entities summoned without this unless the book of summoning alchemy is high level(but then since those bonuses are flat it is not good for making very charged entities).

WHAT book of summoning? Why are you making even more complicated and unnecessary rules that I'm going to need to sort out for three hours before you say it's a troll?

Sorry: I am bad at grammar.

This isn't really grammar you're messing up (aside from lack of commas [These guys: ,]), it's more along the lines of having your text kind of mangled.

And like I said if you find too much annoying you can basically remove anything particular about this alchemy.

I'm now sure how I would handle this because it's still a bit hard to read over.

Also what you said did it applied to my second explanation?(I attempted short sentences for avoiding grammar errors but that is rather likely that it was again like the speech of chtulu)

IS this your second explanation?

/null-post

Yes, i'd like to /null this as well.

=Turn One=

(24 / 50) A Deck of Cards (+4 total from FBSN, Cobalt)

+2 to FBSN

=Action=

AG: "Hello?" The Sleuth starts to panic, as he realizes he was left in the chasm. And it's awfully dark.

AG: "Well, screw it." He then plops down a torch, and builds a small underground wooden mining camp.

The camp is very nice; there's a bed, a small wheat farm and even a pretty sweet chair. There's even a small chapel in the back to worship Helix and Dome. And then I'm pestered by one of the very deities...

usurperGod [UG] began pestering ancientGumshoe [AG]

UG: ˙ǝɹo ʇɐɥʇ ǝuıɯ ob 'ʎǝɥ

AG: The Sleuth shakes his head. "I don't think that's a safe idea. It's talking."

UG: ˙ʇı ǝuıɯ oʇ uosɐǝɹ ǝɹoɯ ǝɥʇ ןןɐ

UG: ˙ɹǝdןǝɥ ɐ s,ǝɹǝɥ

A small rift appears, and an Electrode pops out, only knowing one move: Explosion.

UG: ˙ǝɹo ǝɥʇ ǝuıɯ oʇ ɥbnouǝ ǝq pןnoɥs ʇɐɥʇ

AG: The Sleuth is silent.

AG: "Fine."

I gently place down the Electrode near the strange ore down there, and tell it to use Explosion. I then pick up the shattered remnants of the ore, and retreat to a panic room in my wooden mining camp. Said Panic Room is made of a three block thick cobblestone, and has enough pork-chop rations to last a week. I then inspect the ore, and listen to the voices...

8/30 Dangerous Forbidden Technique (+2 from Irecreeper)

11/50 Dark Bowser (Equipping Challenge Medals to Luigi)

+1 Irecreeper

Elizabeth whacks Conquest with her book.

"Give me a couple minutes, guys. Be back in a few."

I enter a portal to 2018, when the remake of Pokemon Diamond and Pearl have come out, and trade Mewtwo with Mewtwonite-X for a Dialga with an Adamant Orb. Can someone figure out the 2-phase boss fight in the works?

"I have to thank Uzi for this opportunity. I thought it would be much harder to accomplish this, but I am very happy that it didn't take that much. I mean, don't worry, Tazz. I'm still charging it by about 30, but I already have the Pokemon. It's more preparing for a second phase that doesn't currently exist. To be fair, if it doesn't exist, millions of PMD fans are going to flip."

I sing to myself a bit.

Whoever figures out the tune, gets +1.

The first verse is a somewhat-edited youtube comment. I would give credit, but I cannot find it again.

The second verse is my own creation.

"All of our friends, are waiting for us to return victorious

Now let’s save the world!

Let’s Go!

All of our…adventures

All of the pain we’ve endured

And our friends…brave actions

That’s why we are here! Right now!

Let’s fight for our friends’ sakes and for the world’s, too

This battle’s our final test!

We can’t back down now, that is not an option

Cause we…have all come…way too far!

Let’s fight for our friends’ sakes and for the world’s, too

This battle’s our final test!

We can’t back down now, that’s not an option

So let’s…both fight on…to the end!

I know what will happen if we do win,

I won’t exist anymore…

But that doesn’t matter,

It’s only me,

It’s time for us to save the world!

Let’s Go!

Sorry, for lying to you, partner and friend

Forgive me, for leaving you once we finish this,

All of our friends are waiting for you to return victorious,

Now let’s save the world

Let’s Go!

We fight to change…this world’s fate

We fight to change our future

I fight so they…can survive

But I don’t want to say goodbye!

Let’s fight for our friends’ sakes and for the world’s, too

This battle’s our final test!

We can’t back down now, that is not an option

Cause we…have all come…way too far!

Let’s fight for our friends’ sakes and for the world’s, too

This battle’s our final test!

We can’t back down now, that’s not an option

So let’s…both fight on…to the end!

I know I must leave so that this world can live

This battle is my final stand

Fight to the finish

Save time itself

I will not let this world die! NO WAY!

I cannot stay, so partner, please understand

I want to stay, but I want you to live even more

All of our friends are waiting for you to return victorious,

Now let’s save the world!"

Quote from PitTheAngel»

Nope it was a comment on this post: Second explanation.

Because the GM did not understood the first explanation(wich was not split in rules and rather was a mess to read with the various levels of parenthesis imbrication)

/nullpost

I glance in Conquest's direction, pulling out what appears to be an oak sapling. Speaking of which, if this is 2011, Minecraft is currently still in Beta. As a matter of fact, the full version should be released some time this November.

I plant the tree near Conquest, and, in one fluid motion, draw a short rod of copper infused with enough creation to generate something the size of a moderately-large mountain unhindered, stab it into the sapling, and sprint some distance away. The sapling begins to pulsate with rich golden energy. The copper rod itself begins to melt, dripping into the core of the sapling slowly.

I spin around after a good minute of sprinting, examining the pulsating tree from a distance. The fabric of space and time around the tree begins to warp and fold, bursts of pure gold energy erupting from extraneous locales somewhat near the sapling. The tree shudders slightly, and then grows into a monolithic beast of living matter comparable to around half of Yggdrasil. Conquest is promptly incased in wood. Hah.

I briefly lean back from my keyboard in reality, and grab a crystal ball from my desk looking into the thing. I hope this works. I am somewhat surprised to find the orb showing me an outline of Conquest, coated in bark. Excellent. I place the thing back on my desk, and lean back to properly face my keyboard.

Back on the server, I turn to stare at Conquest's approximate location within the tree, waiting. Gossamer-thin strands of root and rubbery solution within the tree seep into Conquest's form, draining whatever energy the being has into themselves, and combusting in the process. … This thing is actually quite weak, isn't it.

I shrug, and pull out a portable jar of Mortuus essentia. I flash-step to a position exactly one meter away from the trunk of the tree, and smash the jar against the side, telekinetically forcing the arcane liquid into the thing's vascular tissue, away from all air.

The deadly essentia courses through the tree's system, gathering around Conquest as efficiently as possible at the current moment. This forms an esoteric layer of recondite fluid around the being, frothing and boiling with instability.

I snap my fingers, and a large amount of oxygen pours into the bubble filled with the essence of death. As you know, oxygen and essentia do not mix. The essentia burns through whatever external surface Conquest possesses, regardless of corporeality. The fluid promptly solidifies into some sort of mauve goo coating the entity.

The goo combusts, waves of force tearing into both Conquest and the core of the tree, Flux Gas pouring into the newly-formed chamber. The gas burns into Conquest, destroying whatever remnants of an external bodily layer the creature may have possessed at any point. If Conquest requires the intake of breath to survive, it also inhales copious amounts of the noxious vapors into their body, destroying its insides.

The tree itself begins to wither and die, insides burned away by death and corruption. This releases the now-gargantaun chamber filled with molten copper above. Gallons of the molten metal surge downward, coating Conquest within moments, despite the liquid's usually viscous nature. The Flux Gas is all trapped in the same bubble as Conquest, left to wither away in a solid sphere of metal for all of eternity.

I blink several times, and gray flames burst from my mouth and eyes as I emit an audible scream, the tree undergoing massive atrophy in the process. The cyclopean plant shrivels up and withers into nothing, decaying away into a large amount of dust. The hundreds of gallons of liquid copper atop the Flux Gas and Conquest cool and freeze moments after the inferno bursts from my facial orifices, trapping the gas and the being within, and hardening it with sheer decay, along with the weight of around half of Yggdrasil in dust atop it.

TA: HAH. EXCELLE—nope… we are NOT… doing this… at all.

I choke and splutter, the flames receding immediately. Then, I twitch my fingers weakly, and the bubbles of copper collapse into the ground, sinking directly above bedrock, before several hundred tons of dust falls atop it, and the earth shifts back into place. There. Now, please allow me to gather myself.

I go on the Chasm Bridge and i fire my Bayoneted Laser Rifle at Conquest. If died i attack the Hoenn Starters.

Chasm Bridgers on top of the Chasm 4/10 (Am i going to Scrap it for adding Charge points for my summon?)

??? 36/50 +1 from Irecreeper

Elite Swordmaster 22/30

+1 to Erelye, +1 Irecreeper

My Items

11/30 Starters 4

5/20 Badge 2 engie x2 uzi x2

+2 engie

Critical Gift M 1/4

Critical Gift M 1/4

___

Mercury offers the Captain a fully filled Pokedex, of 721 potential SCP objects, if he joins the PGs.

___
You, with the stupid shouty accent! I don't pretend to know why Binary Prime wants Richard to win, and I don't really care. What the hell, I'll humour you here, and tell you why I'm working for Binary Prime. Richard. In the future, he causes the destruction of all Minecraftia. Family, friends... my whole world, all gone in an instant because of this jerk. You know what he's done, yet you help him, why? Because it's what the Narrative wants? Well to hell with the Narrative, it's never done anything for me. And why would I have self-preservation? There's nothing to preserve for.

I stare at the Gamma Phantom mildly ominously. Inspiration. I place an Arcane Worktable upon the ground, and slide a Void-Aspected Silverwood Wand atop it, muttering several things under my breath. I place a large amount of what appears to be mildly rotted human flesh upon the table, forming it into unrecognizable shapes within the grid.

The wand upon the table pulses with mauve energies, pure vis being released into the object formed upon the table. I destroy the Arcane Worktable with a thought, and place the object I created down.

The thing, in of itself, seems rather odd. It is a seven meter-tall statue of an Iron Golem composed almost exclusively of human flesh. In fact, the thing itself contains several functional organs. Well, they would be functional, if the being were alive, which it is not, thankfully. I do not have the slightest idea what this hulking automaton of flesh might do if it possessed cognizant thought, but I doubt it would be positive in any way whatsoever. I pull out a shard of amber imbedded in a circular plate of corotite coated in arsenic, fortunately clad in gloves. I swiftly implant the object in the chest of the flesh edifice, observing it. A flicker of red goes past its eyes, but it is otherwise inanimate. Wonderful.

I turn to the Gamma Phantom once more. With a flick of my wrist, the thing sails over toward me, stopping mere centimeters away from my face. I scrutinize the thing carefully, tapping the amber shard in the effigy's chest. It glimmers with an eldritch light, before the Phantom fades into nothing. I take several steps in a backward direction, the golem's eyes glowing with a pale silver light.

The golem's functions immediately spring into life as the amber crystal fills with an odd color. As everything currently stands, the Gamma Phantom should be confined to this physical body for the remainder of its existence. Hah.

The living golem leers at me, and takes a single lumbering step forward, before it is rendered immobile by hundreds of voidmetal chains which spring from the earth, and chain it to the ground. I watch on, curious at the situation at hand.

The Phantom struggles, but it ultimately unable to escape. I produce a runed blade of vesperium shimmering with an amethyst glow from my inventory, plunging the thing into the exposed flesh of the Phantom's physical simulacrum, between several chains. The blade sinks several centimeters over a third of a meter into the thing, and the core mechanism of the golem amplifies the pain inflicted upon the Phantom tenfold. All damage dealt to this effigy should be amplified as such. The wonders of soultrapping are manifold.

The amethyst aura of the blade seems to have an actively malicious effect upon the effigy, actually melting the flesh around the vesperium, dripping onto my hand, the blade, the chains and the ground in the form of a dissolved mess of matter rent to liquid by twisted eldritch curses. I draw the vesperium weapon from the Phantom's side, and step back, looking for another opening. I find one, directly beneath the eye. I leap onto the maddened edifice, and stab the opening as swiftly and precisely as possible. The flesh immediately begins to boil around it, writhing and twisting in some sort of macabre mockery of life before seeping into the cursed blade and dripping upon the ground.

I force the blade as far into the effigy as possible. The sounds of agony the Phantom would be exuding right now, if only the golem had a vocal cord. Alas.

I swiftly draw the blade from the Phantom, and leap off of it, landing deftly upon the ground, and plunging the thing into the arsenic-coated corotite plate. There we go. The arsenic coating is dispersed into the golem's system by the innumerable curses attached to the dagger, inflicting major amounts of irreparable damage to the Phantom's organs via devastating toxins.

I continue to push with the blade, allowing it to pass fully through the meter of flesh and poisoned organs, dissolving all it touches. I carefully place the dagger back in my inventory, and saunter away from the Phantom, entrapped within its fleshy prison, along with the chains. I telekinetically force the effigy into the ground, rendering it unable to rise as the chains tighten.

~

I momentarily shrug, before handing the Captain all of the SCP Foundation's files from its last five hundred years of existence. I seriously doubt it was still around at all of those points in time, but a quick data scan gave me all of this. I also add in a variety of tomes whose topics circle around anomalies, and proper containment. Every page of every file and tome has been drenched in pure Cognitio essentia, and quite literally radiates knowledge.

As a side-offer, I gift the Captain with the souls of around five thousand prisoners from Grayhold, trapped within a warded jar.

TA: I guess you could use these for D-class personnel? Just stick the souls into empty bodies with some essence pylons, and you'll be set. They say it's difficult to find employees in this economy, so why not just try to engineer your own, right?

~

I also attempt to drop some sort of beacon into the remnants of the Chasm, to see what might occur. If nothing happens, the beacon emits pulsating waves of Sensus vis which record the positions and composition of anything down there, as long as it is not obscured by some force. It might provide me some information on the ores, or at least get me some images of them.

I begin (Warded Sensus Jar && Soul of Sight) && Spatial Energies && Glass Sphere (1/???). May as well try it. The Soul of Sight is from Terraria, though I am nearly certain you gleaned this already.

16/50 This World... +2 from Erelye
16/50 Has No Need For Gods +2 from Erelye

Mailsnatcher >Fine 3/6

New Gnu News Gun >Fine 3/6

+2 Crystal

I casually hand the Captain the GameFAQs guide to this game. Since it's probably helpful to know about this war/associated stupidity, as well as godmodders in general.

@generic

You fool, the gameFAQ is on my Guide you can't hand it to no one!

/sarcasm

/null

19/30 Contingency Plan

2/5 Endermite Pearl

2/5 Ender Grenade

Alright, so EXOS was blown up from questionable things, and since Weegee was the last person I saw before being blown into the the high atmosphere, I have every reason to suspect he did it. After using my Ender Hook to cancel fall damage and teleport to the ground, I engage.

"You know, the irony here is that you probably would have survived had you not just punched me. No one really has any reason to attack you, and if they did they would use attacks you could counter, because they are saving their best attacks for Richard or UserZero. But since you killed EXOS, I have to kill you in return."

First off, I exploit his weakness. I summon Mario (or at least a clone of Mario, we all know there are million of Marios in games right now). Because Mario is Weegee's weakness (lets see, named after Luigi, green text, not wanting backup despite having the name of a sidekick, yeah its fairly obvious), Weegee panics and takes damage just from Mario's presence. He quickly attempt to run away, but is unable to get anywhere because I gave Mario a Chorus Fruit, giving him the ability to teleport. If he somehow manages to overcome his fear and kill Mario, Mario just respawns and returns to terrorize him some more. If he collapses, gives up, panics and goes into the fetal position, or gets unlucky, Mario attacks with a spin attack and/or Goomba stomp)

Now that he is suitably distracted (even if Mario is somehow not his weakness), I harness the endergy left over from EXOS. Though the energy would appear to have been spent on its self-destruct, the endergy is still present. This technique is a very powerful technique, but it requires a large amount of endergy from the death of a sufficiently powerful ender entity, such as EXOS. The good news is, once this technique begins, it can draw endergy into itself in sufficient amounts to be self-renewing. Once I gather enough endergy, my right arm glows bright purple before projecting a beam straight into Weegee's chest. Purple light scatters outward around his body as the endergy enters into him, and begins causing incredible pain (but no damage, yet). After evading any counterattack he tries to pull out (if he manages to overcome his fear of Mario (and Mario blocking for me) to even make a counterattack), I close my fist. Suddenly, he is lifted into the air, and the endergy turns into teleportation power that strips away his body, layer by layer, as white beams burst outwards (making him look like a dying enderdragon), teleporting the matter far away (if this seems like the thing the Weath Ray does, it is pretty similar). Because of the telekinesis being applied on him, combined with the sheer horror of the endergy he is rendered helpless and cannot escape the attack as his life is shredded away.

"The other irony is how if you had decided to join with ANYONE, you would have a chance right now. The only way to stop my Enderflay attack is to break my defenses and break my concentration (harder than you think, you basically have to kill me). If you had backup, they would probably be able to break past my defenses and take me out. But because you have no allies, there is no one to save you. Suffice to say, your death will be slow, agonizing, and unstoppable."

In case someone decides to attack me (unlikely, given that there are no Pro-Weegee players, at least none that he allows), I convert some of the superfluous energy of the attack into a defensive shield to protect me while I cast the attack.

Crusher48: 50000/50000 Shields (damaging and immobilizing WeegeeWeArrrr with Enderflay technique, break shields to stop)

Oh, and by the way? The Curse of Hats DID actually take effect, because she summoned all the entities into the arena with her teleportation, and if they all had hats on there would be no reason for the group to get angry and pull out the Valve Rocket Launcher. Just pointing that out.

Zerg overlord

hp: 200 in the original game, that should be medium low.

The overlord is the unit designed to control other zergs.

Cannot attack if the proper evolution is given can carry other zergs unit.

Can fly and as all zerg unit can regenerate (0.2 hp at second in the original game should be 0.5% per turn I suppose)

Will add a +8 to the maximum amount of unit that is possible to control and by itself does not count up to the limit.

Then a zerg drone is summoned, this unit is the basic worker, I will add to him later because now:

The drone starts his mutation in Hatchery this in the original game required 100s (a lot) so 2-3 turns I suppose.

Hatchery

HP:1500 in the original source, so a lot here

This is the basic building for the zergs, can create larvas that will transform into others unit and can hold minerals and vespene.

Will spread the zerg creep around itself (allows all zerg units to move faster, no others builds can be placed in the zone, no vegetations can live here).

When destroyed will deploy 9 Broodlings ( really weak unit that dies by itself in few seconds)

Give a +2 to the zerg limit.

Zerg: 0/8

The zerg overlord will reach earth level so that can be protected.

All Protettori will now protect the zerg overlord.

Charges

Inter Multiversal Team of Engineers 18/20

Factory 1/10

Zerg overlord 3/3 complete!

Module || (electromagnetic generator [high intensity low frequency] ) = Module of plasma manipulation (Level 5: 1/6)
Module || (hyper concentrated magnetic field generator && energy field generators) = Module of energy shield manipulation (Level 4: 1/5)

==Turn 1==
Storm 25/50 (+2 from Generic)
Stone 25/50 (+2 from Generic)

+2 to Erelye.

==Action==


Crystal looks over at the Captain, deciding it’s bribing time. “Hey, Captain! Not only have I been traveling universes for a very long time, but I have a copy of the original Alchemiter lying around here somewhere…" He takes out a Converting Pocket Alchemiter and shakes it a bit, before putting it away again. “Well, it’s useless here, due to certain things it would take too long to explain to you, but the gist of it is it can run on magic, electricity, or whatever else you care to name, can duplicate and combine various items, and can create things of nigh-godlike power if given enough time to charge up. Not quite as potentially powerful as the Alchemiter here, for reasons I once again am unable to explain, but it is astonishingly versatile. If that doesn’t interest you, I can instead offer some of the massive amount of knowledge I’ve gained over an approximately ten-millennia-long life. I don’t know if any of the knowledge is how to kill SCP-682…” He looks in a nonspecific direction, eyes flickering for a second as if reading something, before he looks back. "Yeah, nothing there. That thing is basically the textbook Unkillable Monster. I'd guess it's actually a passive reality warper whose abilities are permanently survival-focused. Although I do have a technique that I think might be able to put it down. Pretty much nothing survives when the strong nuclear force is suddenly completely gone, and thus all their atoms instantly decay at once, and then the protons and neutrons themselves decay into their component quarks, after all." He takes out the game-depowered, but still RP-powerful, Deus Ex Machina and Abolisher pair and juggles them for a second before storing them away again.

==Entities==

The Sketched Deathknight will target the Laser Pterodactyl with a Black Bolt, or the PZ entity with the lowest HP if the Pterodactyl's dead.

i toss some "Cream of Lasunga" into the Animated Blob. i then have Topaz Garfield drink the Animated Blob of Whatever

Actual Useful Summon O Doom: 1/25

Factory; Producing Piebots.

Piebots: Attacking Deadpool

2+ to below

11/30 Starters 4

6/20 Badge 2

+2 engie

Critical Gift M 2/4

Critical Gift M 2/4

___

Don't mind him, Captain. According to this book, you've already tried doing that with 536.

Mercury holds up the Book of Knowledge.

Oh, yes, this book.... the ultimate book on containment, anomalies... and everything else. I'll make you a copy if you join the PZs.

Richard, What is your favorite object?


…


Bane of Lapis && Journal #-1 = Tome of Knowledge Unwritten (Level 4: 3/5)


20/50 Life


+2 to TheDrivingLlama.

Walker: Level 1, 10000 damage

UNDER HEAVEN DESTRUCTION: 30/50 (+4 from Fseftr, +2 from UserZero)

Best Pun Ever: 7/50

+2 to Fseftr

Handgun && Phantom Essence -> Phantom Gun (2/?)

Aperture Science Mashy Spike Plate && Explosive Reactive Armor || Slab of Metal && Large Wooden Shield -> Blastspike Exoskeleton (2/?)

Now that Walker has a moment, he takes the time to read up about anything that someone might have said to him.

There's a beat as he reads what FINALBATTLE said.

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO AN ANIMATRONIC WHEN IT DIES? IT BECOMES A PHANTOM. SO EVEN IF MISS USERZERO DID DECIDE TO KILL ME, THAT'S HARDLY ALL THAT BIG AN ISSUE, SINCE I'LL JUST TURN INTO A PHANTOM AND FROM THERE... I HAVEN'T THOUGHT THAT BIT THROUGH YET. BUT STILL."

He then decides to try to land a quick slash on Neo, not really caring if he manages to score high damage or low damage with that specific attack. He's actually trying to think of something to do should he end up as a phantom. (By the way, OOC knowledge only, but his bad future self, who is a phantom, also happens to be an insane and psychotic superpowered murderer.)

Hey, Uber0? You might want to try and give UserZero back the title of Godmodder. Right now, the objective is to Destroy the Godmodder (with caps), and if you are the godmodder everyone who doesnt realize who the Godmodder is will attack you instead of UserZero."

/null