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I casually walk up to the Captain and hand him... files for all the SCPs that get recorded between "now" and today? I guess. I don't really care for this guy. Or his Descendant.
I walk up to the Captain as a member of the PZs, and offer him a gift in tribute. He sees a small present on a red pillow in my hands. He takes the present, and inside is a box of the World's Best Chewy Candiestm! The Captain LOVES chewy candies!
After hearing about his chewy candy addiction, I place a quick call on my cell phone, and a shadow eclipses the area right next to a captain... a GIANT red pillow drops down, and on top of it an equally GIANT present! The captain is more excited about the pillow than what's in the present, since he can take comfortable naps forever! He's so excited, he immediately falls asleep, a bit more bribed, without even opening the present. I shrug and prepare my next bribe attempt.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
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Strong Walls 11/20
Mine 3/5
Dang editor >:(
I proceed to build bridges as fast as I can
Fortress:
Fortress Evil = 9%
Soldiers 3/3
Structures:
Base
Shrine
Alchemies:
Holy Flame: Level 3
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
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Quick comment, Tazz. I specifically said that she doesn't have the instakill personas in this battle. Second, can the chasm stop an elemental attack that never crosses it in the first place? They attack the enemy directly.
Other Nerfs: I will gladly take the second most annoying part out of the boss battle. Megidolaon is not attached to Pixie, it's attached to Masakado. Literally, in order to stop it, all you have to do is say, "But Uzi blocked it!" It'll only stop her from helping her allies for that turn. With that said, do you want me to put the instakill personas back in?
Also, I think you missed something: Nebiros. If it successfully fears ANYONE, then it has a 1/3 chance to use a spell that kills those feared instantly. All of them. See: Ghastly Wail.
I will remove Pixie, and possibly Masakado. However, the idea that Elizabeth cannot attack over the chasm is silly. Non-physical persona attacks form directly on the enemy.
Elizabeth was not supposed to be the strongest entity. Among other things, I mentioned that she lost her defense buff at 5000 health.
Logic doesn't exist in DTG universe, infinite _____ is always finite, and Richard has never shown the power of being able to change his form without help.
Now, let's get down to business.
2/30 Dangerous Forbidden Technique (+1 Pricey)
8/50 Dark Bowser
+2 Pricey
I toss the Stupid causing gun in a portal.
"Well, that's going in the restricted section of the armory immediately!"
Elizabeth changes persona to Jack Frost and casts Bufudyne! A large block of ice forms in the chasm.
I ask if I can borrow the Mario Maker Sketchpad from Topaz, and if he says yes/doesn't reply, I create a series of blocks traversing the chasm.
Slightly less red of a redshirt: 25/25 ... got... +2 from players, +2 from self, +1 from Tazz. Sadly, I really don't have the time to use this charge. I need to hold onto it, just a little bit.
Mikoto looks up into the sky briefly at the moon. I'll work this celestial event into my attack. Well, it wouldn't technically be happening right now because this game is based in 2011, but shut up.
What a wonderful time... a lunar eclipse. They make me feel so alive...
He climbs to the top of a nearby hill and looks down across the chasm, letting the light from the full moon streak down through his fur. Small sparks of fire that seem to consume both light and oxygen start collecting at his paws and work their way up until a small cloak of them forms around him.
I'm closer to the moon than I've ever been... It's a supermoon... ...
He pauses for a moment, then suddenly dashes forward in a fireball dark darkflame and tackles Wegeewearr (I think that's his name) down to the ground. He lands a countless number of slashes, his claws streaking with cold, dark flames. Then, he leaps backwards off him, leaving him chained to the ground with fire that gives frostburn chills. Mikoto looks up into the sky at the moon and channels something briefly. A thin line of particles appears between the moon and the trapped Wegeewearr. After a few seconds, the particles erupt into a resounding beam of flame that both scorches and freezes the trapped godmodder in a blast of eclipse fire.
Alchemies:
Stone Mace && battery && Tesla coil = Charged Power Mace 5/5 DONE
Metal box && light bulb && bar of soap && water bottle && black electrical wire && piano keys && water bottle && glove = Ekog Clock 4/4 DONE ... Fine.
Large cog && Hammer && Tome of Runes && Essence of Light = Coghammer 1/??
Ektoplomatin and Duotine are both hallucinogenics and Volakas are... kinda spirits of light and transcendence.
Stopped by the chasm! (hey, feel free to repeat attacks if they're not legitimately blocked.)
Power Mace: A mace crackling with electricity at the center of the hammerhead. It's reasonably powerful, but when it is destroyed, magical power will infuse a mechanical entity nearby with a buff.
Ekog Clock: A camera-shaped thingamabob that can wake up deities. Well, assuming that there are any around to 'hear' it, and it's the right kind of deity at that...Otherwise this is relatively useless.
Ok, let me see who UserZero's killed to see if she killed any kids and if so tell Deadpool the info
If that does not work I decide to look around the server to see if any kids are playing and if a kid is playing tell deadpool that if the kids minecraft avatar dies the kid will die by UserZero's hand.
And you know deadpools only rule, no killing kids!
The veil would stop you from learning anything about her personal life unless you experienced it firsthand, and it's debatable if those Inlkings were teenagers or not, so you fail to derive any useful information!
i summon the entire FNAF Fandom, and then use them as a bridge.
I also build the Topaz Garfield a Topaz Bed
Topaz Bed:
20000/20000 or 10000/10000 hp (Its made of topaz, and has no other function than healing/empowering a weapon that may or may not be a living creature.)
Used by Topaz Garfield
Empowers Topaz!Garfield when he is in it
(inb4 this backfires)
Factory; producing bridge parts
Factory Expansion: 8/10?
2+ to bribing the captain
You didn't actually make the Topaz Garfield because that was an illegal alchemy, thus the Topaz Bed is useless!
I wake up after smashing my head somewhere in the Chasm. I attempt to identify what's down there, and gather any helpful materials whilst down there. Including plenty of gold and diamonds, fresh from the chasm walls. I also theorize that Mr. Biggins is actually SCP-312, and that Uzi breached containment.
I then switch the standard Armistyx (Old Valkyrie is somewhat unreliable) to Aerial Drone Scythe Mode and send it upward, bringing gifts from the Chasm to the Captain. I then also get the aerial drone to attach to the Laser Pterodactyl, and drag it into the Chasm so I can hit it with Old Valkyrie in Laser Rifle Scythe Mode.
The Captain is certainly giving Mr. Biggins the stinkeye, but you doubt that it's SCP-312.
You collect several different types of ore and come out with a mostly normal bunch of Ores. You did notice a much more...Unique ore, but you feel its dangerous as it whispers things. And not good things. You are then promptly near-incinerated by a massive wall of lava and lose all of the ore.
As the watch breaks, two things happen simultaneously.
The inner mirror smashes, delivering a modicum of bad luck onto UserZero. Compared to Zero's immense power, this seems like nothing to her. But a little is all it takes...
Secondly, a rumble in the distance. A ghastly amount of dark clouds begin gathering in the sky above the battlefield. Washing the sky with bleak, inky darkness, until the sun is almost blocked completely.
The horde of entites wait exceptantly for the thunder. For the oncoming downpour. For the break in the clouds.
But instead of thunder...
...
Instead...
...
Ringing.
Incestant, shril, infuriating ringing as hundereds ... no, thousands of clocks of all makes and models drip from the heavens. Any previous sounds of battle are drowned out as the gates of heaven (metaphorically) open and release hell onto the unexpecting combatants. Grandfather, pocket watches, moblie phones, LED watches, candle, pendulum, water and even sundials fall, in ever increasing rates fall onto the heads/bodies/rubber/ectoplasm of the forces. The onslaught is joined by bolts of grey, unmoving lightining, only appearing to blow apart the horde and then dissappearing as if never there. Smaller grey balls pelt down, striking down and causing any surface it touches to turn (very briefly) grey and static. UserZero and the Godmodder are stunned as the absurdity, the enormity of the event washes over them as several spring-driven clocks do just that.
Then, the whole time storm escaltes into a huge, blue and grey, bolt of lightning that pinpoints UserZero's location. She deftly manuvers past it, walking slowly back to her spot.
...
She doesn't move quickly enough as the second bolt strikes.
Standing next to her as she pulls herself, furiously, to her feet, is a man in a grey coat, desheveled top hat and blue spectales.
"UserZero! For crimes against the clock gods, I have been sent to judge you! Looks like your time is up! Cause I'm clockin' in! OH YEAH!"
I summon up a bunch of zirconium blocks and dump them into the pit, then use the Zirconium Manipulation Cube to extend them into one giant zirconium Menger sponge array. Since Menger sponges have zero volume but must have infinitesimal precision to reach a perfect Menger sponge, I stop at 15 iterations, multiplying the effective volume of the zirconium by just over 90x!
Minecraft Disguise Kit: it's a disguise kit, but for minecraft mobs instead of TF2 characters. This doesn't include the Enderdragon or Wither, but everything else is fair game.
AK-48 && Blue Plasma Capsule == Phaserifle [Lvl. 2] 1/3
This rifle resembles a TAR-21 (seriously, the gun looks like it shoots LASERS!) and fires blue plasma bullets. In addition, the reflex sight on top has also been tinged blue. Using said sight increases accuracy with this weapon by 25% (If accuracy isn't a statistic in this game, then it increases the damage by 25% when used) for the remainder of the action.
If I'm doing something wrong, let me know.
I also get some command blocks to do some work for me to build across. I set command blocks to clone each other and the few blocks beside them upon coming into play along its side. I then activate the command block with a Redstone Block and send it on its merry way.
AK-48 && Blue Plasma Capsule == Phaserifle (Level 3: 1/4)
The command block mysteriously stops, but +3 Bridging!
A large package mysteriously appears at the Captain's feet, labeled "courtesy of the PZs". He opens it, and finds a new shirt! It was supremely expensive, and makes him RADIATE snazziness, or whatever other thing he wants to radiate.
He finds another package near his feet labeled "courtesy of the AZs". He opens it, and finds a note inside labeled "WE HATE YOU STINKY DOODOO HEAD". Not only are the AZs mean, they're immature! Stupid AZs!
the Captain shoots you in the head the instant the 'AZ' package arrives.
The Captain: You really think I can't tell who sends me what, boy? The Captain: DO YOU THINK I'M SENILE?!
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Mercury commands both starters to attack doggy.
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Mercury waves at The Captain, to attract his attention.
Let me show you a new containment method.
He takes out three pokeballs, and throws them at the Kanto Starters, retrieving them. They'll be safe from attack for one update, but can't do anything.
Mercury then takes out a small bag of Pokeballs.
These can be yours for 12 monthly payments of $49.99 joining the PZs.
-5% Bribing! Those darned things would probably be in containment all on their own...
UserZero has not died by the Vortex... this means only 2 things: or she has an ego big as 50000 galaxies or she is this universe, maybe both.
Anyway I need to confirm my suspects...
Saying so Hezetor starts to look a the sun, of course his eyes adapt to the light to avoid unpleasant effects, he moves his right hand covering it from his vision and starts to use his telekinesis, with an enormous amount of fatigue he is trying to move the sun if every things goes as it should he might move it 500000 km to his right.
My portable factory is tasked to create the following unit:
[note: can I have an idea of how much robot of every given type my factory can produce in 1 turn?]
Protettore E100 v1.0
HP: a lot
This automate is a humanoid-like creature of 2.7m and has a weight of 500 kg.
His body is composed of a super heavy metal so he not only has a lot of HP but has a damage reduction of 10%.
Has only an incredibly weak laser attack (1000 - 2000 damage or even less if Tazz says so)
Has the ability to protect any target, he will try to take damage for the target.
Can enter a defensive state where he will get less damage (another +40% on defense) but he cannot attack.
At close range can use sheer force to attack someone with strong punches ( more damage than its laser)
Being a robot he has the standard immunity of every robot (constructs traits) :
Immune to crits (no anatomy)
Immune to standard mind control and illusions that effect the mind (has an AI not a mind)
Immune to sleep effect, fear, poison, necromantic attack, paralysis.
As before the spiderbots will try to use their gossamer to cover the chasm.
Target that they would like to attack:
Kanto starters
Hoenn starters
Mega Mewtwo-Y
(In case the first one is not possible to attack go down and repeat)
Charges
Inter Multiversal Team of Engineers 16/20
Zerg overlord 1/3
Repairing the portable factory 5/5 complete!
The factory should work now?
Module || (fan && ice) = module of great cooling (Level 2: 3/3) complete!
Installed module of great cooling on the portable factory.
Module || paper with written over the spell "Telepathic Bond, Lesser" = Module of mind network 1/?
You fix the Portable Factory just in time to make more robots. Unfortunately, it breaks down again. You have a bad feeling you're going to need more time to restore it to working condition again. In addition, you realize that wires and critical components can just as easily replace critical pieces of anatomy, so the protettores only minimize Crit damgae somewhat! Protettores added!
Module || paper with written over the spell "Telepathic Bond, Lesser" = Module of mind network (Level 7: 1/8)
I decide to quickly craft a top hat! Said top hat is extremely classy, and also has several capabilities that can help the user. Namely, the ability to detect heat sources by projecting things into the user's eyes, and the ability to fire supersonic stunning blasts! Both which are helpful for capturing breached SCP's! (especially invisible ones)
I send another Armistyx Drone upward with said hat to the Captain, along with another shipment of valuable minerals.
+10% Bribing. The Captain is really considering that.
1: You can as one action or as one charged action use that alchemy to summon one entity weaker than a regularly summoned entity.
2: This entity is not chosen by the player and is instead random and never like any other entity
3: You can not with the use of this alchemy own more than one entity of this kind at the same time
4: This entity is temporary and so will die some time after being summoned
5: If this entity dies sooner you must wait the time it would have needed to die in order to summon another one.
6: Those entities benefits from all the effects of the alchemy so for example if you combine it with one rocket launcher it might have summons who explode on death and so on.
Then I said that you could adjust anything from this alchemy in the ways you want or remove the summoning altogether and rather have it as a flavor text.
After that I made one attack against the AZ players by making a speech about what is originality and concluded that 99.99% of the posts on this thread people consider original were not at all when you had read more than 50 of them because their excessive amount of text make them all look like each other because the more information there is in one post the more likely there will be tons of them looking like all other information in the posts.
Then I attacked them while they were confused and trying to reply back at this speech pointed at all the players used to dtg.
/nullpost
Of course, you nullposted this post for some reason, but I'll respond anyways.
I understand how my rules work, mate, but I did not actually understand ANY word that you typed onto your computer there. It was like I was reading a whole different foreign language without a translation. I can't really allow what I can't understand. A random instant summon? Is that basically it?
10/50 Has No Need For Gods +1 from Tazz, +1 from Ire
Mailsnatcher >Fine 1/6
New Gnu News Gun >Fine 1/6
+2 Crystal
I grumble about the chasm. We've had enough freaking chasms in these games, and enough chasm-based bosses. And the bridging mechanic has been used how many times? Whatever. I shoot infinite gnus into the abyss, filling up the chasm infinitely. I also shoot a gnu at EXOS. We already saw them, and I really don't feel like showing them any mercy. WHEN I "I" KILL SOMEONE THEY STAY KILLED.
Mailsnatcher > Fine = Pilfer the Postage (Level 5: 1/6)
New Gnu News Gun > Fine = Newer Gnu News Gun (Level 5: 1/6)
+3 Bridging, as the gun jams before you can fire more!
I use a Super Potion on Mega Mewtwo-Y, partially healing it. If that is not possible I attempt to resurrect the poor Mewtwo with a Pheonix Down. If that is not possible I use the Super Potion on the Hoenn Starters. These entities are going to live even if I die in the process.
Asura: 14/50
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Daedra Heart || Chakra Fruit - Chakra Heart: 6/6 (replaces blood with Chakra)
Woop. I put myself in an Auto-Surgery-o-Tron 3000 and wake up with a brind new heart (and mindset). I can now perform attacks using Chakra. I will put a (Chakra) tag next to any attacks I do using this alchemy.
5,000 HP to Mega Mewtwo Y!
Chakra Heart: I hope you have an Auto-Surgery-o-Tron 3000 somewhere, because if you do, you can use this to replace all your blood with Chakra, with no feasible downsides aside from the fact you're basically going to use your blood to attack people.
If Mahamaon and Mamudoon are single target, then they become more trouble than they are worth, as they extend the amount of turns until Megidolaon can be used by 2. Also, Megidolaon has always been just a high damaging attack. Elizabeth just deals 9999 damage with it.
Elizabeth casts Bufudyne on either the chasm, if not entirely bridged, or whacks a PZ with her book.
I start to sing...the 1st Semester Senior Song. This heals all AZ entities and damages all PZ Entities.
All shall judge my creation.
"On the 12th day of High School, my schedule gave to me,
12 hours of flying
11 college visits
10 hours applying
9 weeks of waiting
8 long-a** car rides
7 partying fraternities
6 days not home
5! HOURS OF SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
4 soccer games
3 visits per day
2 times the homework
AND ONE HOUR PER DAY FREEEEEEE!"
+3,000 HP to the Mole Machine and the Flaming Flying Car! The Chasm makes a loud rumble and prevents the others from hearing you.
Walker decides to hand Red Bull to a random non-flying PZ entity. Since the slogan says Red Bull gives you wings, this means that the entity he gave the Red Bull to gains flight. Yay, slogan abuse.
You give it to the Animated Gatorade, and it undergoes a drastic transformation! My goodness, it becomes...The Winged Animated Gatorade/Red Bull Conglomerate! It's only benefit over the original is flight. Also, +5,000 HP to the...WAGRBC! Yes, Acronyms.
So apparently Deadpool keeps trying to mess up my posts, so I found a way to block him (or more precisely, his clone that apparently got confused and still thought he was on my team despite not being on my team and time travel is confusing so I dont even know who he is but he looked like Deadpool and claimed to be Deadpool and this is going on way too long and I should just stop adding to it, but all I know is that its not the Deadpool thats currently an entity) in a box.
"Suggestion: Get that neutral Godmodder on our side."
"Why? Last I checked, I was out here to destroy godmodders, and why should I ally myself with him?"
"Your objective is to kill Richard, and possibly UserZero. His objective is to kill RIchard, and escape from UserZero. He has different motives, but the same goal."
"Fine."
I go up to WeegeeWeArrr and recruit him in an effort to have him ally with me.
"I am here for one reason: to kill Richard. I am currently the only thing on the field that has put damage on him, 7 damage in fact. If we work together, we stand a much better chance of taking him down, which improves our odds of survival."
I then repair EXOS by throwing Ender Pearls at it, which are absorbed into its structure.
Since I am probably going to have this unit destroyed soon, I equip a self-destruct feature that will cause massive damage to whichever team scores the killing blow. I then throw a bunch of AI backups everywhere, so that my AI can be recovered after my destruction (this will likely not allow the endergy core to be recovered, but I am still too valuable of an AI to lose).
EXOS Core: 21/30 endergy
Active Abilities:
System Upgrade Lvl 1: Upgrades systems using endergy, allowing EXOS to either gain a new ability or upgrade an existing ability. Cost is equal to the combined level of all current abilities (currently 8).
Void Bolt Lvl 1: Blasts a target on the battlefield with a Void Bolt from the skies, dealing 1000 damage per point of Endergy used.
Void Shield Lvl 1: Shields a target. The shields block 1000 damage per point of endergy used, and do not regenerate normally.
Summon Endermen Lvl ?: Summons endermen to deal 5000 damage with no endergy cost.
Passive Abilities:
Ender Generator Lvl 1: At the end of each OP post, generates 1 Endergy.
Ender Accumulation Lvl 1: Gains 10% interest on accumulated Endergy (for every 10 Endergy obtained, gains 1 Endergy after each update)
Capacity Lvl 1: Endergy capacity increased to 60.
Self-Destruct Lvl 1: When destroyed, inflicts 2500 damage per point of endergy to the team that struck the killing blow.
WeegeeWeArrrr: WE HAVE NO INTERESTS IN ALLEGIANCE. WeegeeWeArrrr: You are all too likely to stab us in the back later on! WeegeeWeArrrr: Plus, if you score the killing blow we don't rank up, which is in our interests as well! WeegeeWeArrrr: Go away!
With that, WeegeeWeArrrr punts you into the stratosphere, beyond the range of your newly-constructed Enderhook, stopping you from healing EXOS!
Enderhook: This dark-green oddity looks like an oversized pistol and operates much like a grappling pistol, but it has an Ender Pearl on the end instead of a hook. When the Ender Pearl hits something, you have two buttons to press; one to return it to the gun and one to immediately teleport to the pearl's position.
HP: 45,001
Abilities:
-Smart: Will avoid using attacks that could end in disaster for anyone but his enemies. If it would hurt foes and foes only, then he will do it, except in special situations.
-Laser: Gains 1 charge per round, max. 5. Can use up any amount of charge at any time. Deals laser damage. Different amounts of time give different attacks:
+Charge 1: Simple Laser: small amount of damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Wide Laser: Small amount of damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Laser Shotgun: Huge damage to foes in melee range, Scattered at longer range. Risky, will only use if the situation is dire/there's an opening
+C4: Laser Sniper: Long-range, 10% chance to crit, otherwise does moderate-high damage.
+C5: DEATH LASER: Terrifying damage to one foe. Mid-range.
-Thunderstorm: Like Laser, gains 1 charge/round, maximum of 10. Yes, it's more powerful than laser. He's a storm fish, what do you expect? Deals Lightning damage. Like laser, can use up any amount of charge at any time. Here's the attacks:
+Charge 1: Jolt: Small damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Shock: Deals small damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Volt Barrage: Deals small damage to up to 5 foes. Might miss (50%). Fires 10 shots. Mid-range.
+C4: Fry: Medium damage to a foe. Burns the foe. Mid-range.
+C5: Chain Lightning: Deals high damage to one foe, can jump between foes to deal half damage to them. This can repeat 5 times, each jump halving damage again and again. Close-range.
+C6: Shockwave: Doesn't deal damage, but pushes the target entity into being the last one attacking in the EOTB. Mid-range.
+C7: Bolt: Calls down a bolt from the heavens, dealing high damage to an opponent, and collateral damage to those that happen to be near him. Long-range.
+C8: Darken Skies: Calls forth a thunderstorm, darkening the skies and making lightning strike randomly. Changes weather to Thunderstorm for 5 turns.
+C9: Thunder Roar: Slightly damages all entities of a certain alignment. Close-Long range.
+C10A: THE GODS ARE ANGRY!: The nuke of Zeus. When activated, creates so many natural disasters you wouldn't be able to count them. Nature's balance goes out of whack, causing random thunderstorms to appear for the rest of the game, causing a massive ravine to appear between all alignments, and volcanoes erupting everywhere, causing massive fires. All of this nearly murders Zappy, as his little body cannot handle such power. He only hangs on by a thread (1HP). Usable only once. Unstoppable.
+C10B: AMP PLAINS: The ground becomes electrified for 5 turns, badly hampering grounded enemies by removing 10% HP per turn. Halves Zappy's current HP.
-Basic attack: Fin Boomerang: Very slight damage to one target. Mid-short range. Physical damage.
-Hide!: If his HP goes below 15%, he will attempt to hide behind the clouds, increasing his evade (20%). In the meantime, he doesn't attack or charge, but heals for 1000HP/turn until back to 1/2 HP.
-Airborne
-Able to use certain equipment.
-Current charges:
+3/5L, 3/10T
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Zappy uses Fin Boomerang on Conquest.
Justin (Pilot) was fed up with using only guns, and attaches bombs to the plane. He then drops his payload upon the Gatorade Blob. +5% skill.
I notice the Captain, and fly over to him (because Dragon powers).
Well colour me impressed. I've never seen such a fancy suit in my entire life. You see this form of mine? This was not always my original form. I obtained this form from a ring I've gotten from a salesman, which I powered up to give me this. I can very easily grant you a copy of this powerful ring if you join our side. Gives you the mind and willpower of a dragon, as well as its strength. It was formed from a very rare artifact, I found out. ...Now... I'm forgetting something... OH YEAH! I also have a myriad of technology used for various applications, from sneaking around unnoticed to all-out war machines. Even a few... more conventional appliances are under my area of expertise. I could most certainly create tech that could help on your job. My tech's also imbued with various magics, making them even more potent. Anyway, the decision is yours to make.
I then try to fly back over the crevice, but for whatever reason, the chasm pulled me into it (when it didn't even try the first time). Odd? Very. But nonetheless, I see an altar in the face of the cliff. Could be of use later... I make note of its location. But for now, I scale back up the cliff, digging into the solid rock with my claws, and returning to the surface.
((Also, Pit, I have no idea what you said back there, but I'm assuming it's like a sort of team attack type of deal? Explain, please.))
+1 to Pit, FBSN
+10 Bribing to the Captain!
The Captain: The Ring is for containment, most definitely. I know other people who'd want that. but your technological-slash-magical knowledge... The Captain: That could be priceless for the Foundation...As long as we understand how it works, anyways.
The Altar is destroyed the instant you leave it by a plume of lava!
I place a pool table down directly in front of myself, overlooking the Chasm spectacularly. I do hope I can get this to work this time.
I grab the cue, a ring of dull, burnt purple near the end, and the cueball, which is solid turquoise. Then, I survey what types of balls I have this time. I find none of real interest, save the 1-Ball and the 2-Ball. The former has a certain earthen feeling to it which seems significant, and the latter possesses an airy quality which seems rather final, if that is an adequate descriptor. I peer over the Chasm once more. Let's see here.
I prepare the 8r8k shot carefully, and with extreme (and likely excessive) precision. I take several more minutes to aim the cueball, before striking it with the cue.
The turquoise sphere streaks across the smooth felt, smashing into the foremost ball with a clank. The balls scatter across the table, several falling into pockets immediately. I quickly locate the 1 and 2-Balls of interest from earlier. They are rather ostentatious.
After successfully locating the two balls, I ready the cueball once more, making another shot. The 1-Ball bounces off a cushion, before sailing into a pocket. Immediately, something shifts in reality, and a bridge begins to form out of pure earth, rocketing toward the other side of the Chasm remarkably swiftly.
Of course, this earthen bridge does indeed have to bow to the laws of gravity, for whatever ridiculous reason. The 1-Ball begins to drip with some strange earthen liquid, cracks appearing upon its surface. I quickly drive my cue through the thing, destroying it. The construction of the bridge begins to hasten, blocks upon blocks appearing with no evident cessation date, the monolithic bridge collapsing downward all the while.
I swiftly strike the cueball once more, the thing sailing across the table, and striking the 2-Ball, which is immediately pocketed. The bridge stabilizes, and levitates into the air, floating. There.
I wait several minutes, watching as the bridge grows longer and longer, stable all the while. Soon enough, the thing starts to drip with molten earth, which is immediately cooled by sudden gusts of wind, creating obsidian to further accelerate bridging.
The 2-Ball begins to crack and pulsate, emitting startling bursts of blue light. I panic, and heavily strike the cueball once more, watching as the 8-Ball is struck, and is pocketed, the cueball itself falling into the pocket moments afterward. End and scratch. Excellent. The bridge ceases growing, though it continues to levitate, forever unaffected by gravity.
I toss the cue onto the table, and the latter object bursts into flames moments afterward, completely destroying all of the objects involved with the construction.
Moments later, I pull out a golden key, before shouting over to the Captain across the Chasm.
TA: Here, let's work this out. You can get an advance payment now, and a much greater greater repertoire of information later, if you join our side.
I toss the key in the Captain's direction, and it glimmers with teal for a moment, before sailing into the man's hand.
TA: Use that at the eighth door on the left in any hallway in particular. You should have access to the first three levels of encryption, of which there are nine. That alone should give you enough knowledge to construct literal holes in the fabric of spacetime to study eldritch dimensions filled with... uh... forces, that, if properly worked with, could insure the prosperity of all whom you wish to help.
I gesture over to UserZero.
TA: Also, she threatened to kill all of us, without exception. Just saying. This other guy, Richard, hasn't really done any of that. Also, I think you've met him before, in the last war, right? He didn't try to kill you then, did he? TA: I don't think it's a very wise idea to just join Zero's side, and then get murdered by her later. But you might have a different outlook.
I'm going to test how well Focus works with this turn, so don't expect a second post today. Hopefully, it will work on bribes as well.
Spatial Energies && Blank Spell Tome = Bestal's "Spatial Rending and Other Useful Space Magic Techniques" (4/6)
I gravity flip VVVVVV style, land on the underside of Colonel Sander's spaceship, where he is currently making chicken in preparation of his arrival on the Battlefield, flip again, and dropkick UserZero on my way down. I also throw a bag of candy into the chasm.
Quote: 27/50
Making the chicken...: 13/50
UserZero flips gravity to dropkick you at near the speed-of-light!
Curious as to what will come up, aa fires a barrage of explosives at the bridging to destroy it. It will be very interesting to see what this is, indeed.
You blow another hole in the ground leading into the bridged chasm, but you do not destroy the bridge this time!
==Turn 1==
Storm 22/50 (+1 from Generic)
Stone 22/50 (+1 from Generic) +2 toErelye.
==Action==
Crystal uses the Wand of Minor Creation to summon a bridge through its command over creation, before disassembling it in a sudden display of boneheadedness! He acquires a lot of boards, nails, and caulk, and uses those to build an extension to the existing bridge(s) instead!
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will try to use Black Bolt on Conquest.
Walker prepares himself, then unleashes a thousand big black bold GORRILLAS onto the scene. They all flood over to the bridge, carrying a large supply of bananas, and help bridge the gap.
Mercury offers the Captain a free sample Pokeball.
There's more where that came from. *wink*
---Meanwhile, somehow---
Mercury stares down an unnamed gym leader. This is the battle of a lifetime, an incredibly tense first gym battle that will surely determine whether Mercury can succeed on this path of battling, right?
Go, Machop!
Mercury sighs, and sends out Goodra.
Dragon pulse.
Goodra uses Dragon Pulse on the Machop, immediately disintegrating the Machop, as well as the gym leader behind him. Mercury walks over and takes his new badge out of the ashes, ignoring the panicking audience, then walks briskly out of the gym.
Critical Gift M: A gift basket with a ton of varied items related to critical hits. It is a one-time use. Upon activation, it grants whoever was given it a critical hit! There's a catch, though...It can't be used on yourself. Someone else must take it up.
-4% Bribing!
You obtain the 1st Badge! +2% Damage increase! (Fseftr talked this out with me beforehand.)
NOW The L()rd signals Maniac to jump behind the PZ's. The L()rd then throws an ender pearl in an arc towards Maniac. Maniac jumps towards it and kicks it in such a powerful way that Chun Li would've cried in shame. The ender pearl flies straight into Conquest. The L()rd appears and slices Conquest with Dark Reach, the combined force of the ender pearl being kicked increasing the force of the slice. (If Conquest is dead, than make it hit a random PZ entity.)
"Alright, EXOS, build up a ton of energy. If nothing else, the self-destruction explosion should take something out." Meanwhile, I test out the Tactical Maneuver Pearl by using it to teleport something into a position that provides a tactical advantage. This ends up teleporting a giant boulder 1000 feet above the bridge, where it wrecks some of the bridging. Hey, the longer the bridge stays unbridged, the longer it takes for UserZero's new charge to come out! And also, I think that won't work again, I was lucky that sort of trick got pulled once. I then test out the Ender Hook to attempt to traverse the chasm. Unfortunately, it seems to lack the range right now, so instead I test deployment speed. "Yep, looks like teleport spam is go!"
I teleport spam over to the Alchemiter, pull out my Amulet of Endermancy (long story as to where it came from, but I had it when I teleported back here), and create a new module: the Spellcraft module. This module allows users to create magic spells, endermancy powers, psychic abilities, or whatever other supernatural tricks they want. It works by combining a focus item (spellbook, Amulet of Endermancy, etc.) with reagents that are used to create the spell. Example: Spellcraft(Spellbook) TNT + Fire Charge = Fireball Spell (yeah I dont know whether it should just be x + y format or use the same x && y and x || y format of standard alchemies, your choice there).
I gather enough endergy with Endergize to create a powerful explosion on death, then send some new stuff to the Alchemiter. This stuff involved trick Ender Pearls.
EXOS Core: 26/30 endergy
Active Abilities:
System Upgrade Lvl 1: Upgrades systems using endergy, allowing EXOS to either gain a new ability or upgrade an existing ability. Cost is equal to the combined level of all current abilities (currently 8).
Void Bolt Lvl 1: Blasts a target on the battlefield with a Void Bolt from the skies, dealing 1000 damage per point of Endergy used.
Void Shield Lvl 1: Shields a target. The shields block 1000 damage per point of endergy used, and do not regenerate normally.
Summon Endermen Lvl ?: Summons endermen to deal 5000 damage with no endergy cost.
Passive Abilities:
Ender Generator Lvl 1: At the end of each OP post, generates 1 Endergy.
Ender Accumulation Lvl 1: Gains 10% interest on accumulated Endergy (for every 10 Endergy obtained, gains 1 Endergy after each update)
Capacity Lvl 1: Endergy capacity increased to 60.
Self-Destruct Lvl 1: When destroyed, inflicts 2500 damage per point of endergy to the team that struck the killing blow.
Ender Pearl && TNT = Ender Grenade (1/??)
Ender Pearl && Live Endermite = Endermite Pearl (1/??)
Ender Grenade: A ender pearl that is connected to a block of TNT somewhere. When the Ender Grenade hits a target, the TNT is detonated, then the explosion is teleported to the location of the Ender Grenade (since an explosion is compressed gas, this is possible). Does not teleport the user, for obvious reasons.
Endermite Pearl: A pearl that spawns a cluster of about a dozen endermites on contact with any surface. The endermites swarm over the target, biting it everywhere and possibly burrowing into mechanical targets. Does not teleport the user.
PS: WeegeeWeArrr, if you are on our side, you might want to protect me!
Tactical maneuver Pearl: An odd pearl with inscriptions in a dead language etched across its surface. This is a one-time-use item that will teleport the user into an extremely useful position, allowing them to score an easy critical hit!
Ender Pearl && TNT = Ender Grenade (Level 4: 1/5)
Ender Pearl && Live Endermite = Endermite Pearl (Level 4: 1/5)
AS the bridge is done, you do not use the Tactical Maneuver Pearl.
The Spellcraft Module would require a bit of charge. I mean, not all that much charge. It would require different format to make sure you know you're using it, but it can't be '+'. It can NEVER be '+'.
Bomber senses a terrible force that is all to eager to come out of the chasm, perhaps in a dramatic fashion, that will begin murdering and/or eating everyone. A most troubling thing that would be if it managed to surface. It would appear that covering the chasm would somehow block it in, so Bomber decided to assist with closing it up.
Kneeling down, he touched a splayed hand to the ground. His hand gradually turned black, as his fingers extended into the ground. Suddenly, black sinews erupted from the edge of one end of the chasm and attempted to stretch to the next, almost as if it was weaving itself across. The material was odd, but clearly organic in some way. It was quite resilient as well, flexing and bending to any sort of pressure freely. The sinews would then pierce through the ground on the other side and begin worming its way back across. Looping and weaving, the black sinew was like a thread stitching a tear. It slowly weaved to patch the chasm, helping further the process of making a bridge and, by extension, trapping whatever lurks below. Bomber released his hand from the ground, which became its normal gray color once more.
The Grim Patrons continue to guard the Mole Machine since there is nothing else to do, blah blah will Retaliate. A few of them have set down a table and some stools and start playing Hearthstone. With drinks readily available, of course. Some have even placed bets, as a small crowd circles the table in the middle of the army.
doggy readies itself to scan more abilities from other entities.
Da Shooty Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 2" = Da Shootier Bolter (Level 4: 4/5)
Bomber loads the Bonesword and a Box of Bone Attacks into the Alchemiter. The Box of Bone Attacks was really just full of bones, but serves a purpose to a certain skeleton somewhere...
This should allow the Bonesword to do some cool bone-related attacks, that perhaps one day a small, lost child would have to avoid.
Bonesword || Box of Bone Attacks = Bonesword for Cool Dudes (1/?)
Your entities will do as you say.
Bonesword || Box of Bone Attacks = Bonesword for Cool Dudes (Level 3: 1/4)
The Alchemiter does not always upgrade things thrown into it.
But first, I offer the Captain something that cannot be refused...
FREE DENTAL!
Now then, to use my 25/25 post charge. I bring in several truckloads of helium and inflate tons of balloons to augment the Balloon Whelp into the Balloon Drake!
Balloon Drake
HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000. Come at me bro. I've got a billion hp.
Inflation: 100%. Airborn while above 100% inflation. Dies at either 0% or 200% inflation.
Same as before. Whenever it takes damage, reduce inflation by damage taken / 2,000. That's assuming a 30 post entity has about 200,000 HP normally.
Breath of Life: Can be used every other turn. Restores 15,000 HP OR 20% inflation. Cannot self target. Costs 5% inflation.
Law of the Clown Car: kills a Lesser Balloon Whelp and gives the Drake inflation equal to the Whelp's inflation/3
And now, we need to make it a little more complicated.
Spawns in with 3 balloon-omancy eggs, each with their own HP bar. They start with 15,000/30,000 HP. If an egg reaches 30,000 HP (The Balloon Whelp has something that might help with that...), it hatches into a lesser balloon whelp.
Lesser Balloon Whelp:
Inflation: 100%. Takes damage/500 to inflation when hit. Deals low damage.
Ektoplomatin and Duotine are both hallucinogenics and Volakas are... kinda spirits of light and transcendence.
The Captain: Foundation Dental plans are also free. The Captain:...It's the thought that counts, I guess?
+1% Bribery!
Balloon Drake and Balloon-omancy eggs summoned! A 30 post entity is closer to 140K HP instead of 200K HP but the Whelp wasn't too powerful to begin with, so I'll presume this follows suit. But, now I'm confused, are you re-making the Whelp into the Drake, or just adding a new Drake? Your post implies kind of both with the wording, and I'd balance the damage differently depending on the result (namely the Drake would be stronger if it was a new form of Whelp). Unless you say otherwise, I'm adding this in alongside the Balloon Whelp.
Spider bots will try to do exactly what they were trying to do in the precedent post.
If any Protettore is alive he will try to bridge the chasm with random blocks in his surroundings.
As long as I don't say differently the portable factory will produce more Protettori.
And a note about them, I don't want them to be 3000 like the spider bots,just a few of them but strong is what I was thinking, and if there are problems about the generic constructs traits tell me.
And yes Hezetor is still trying to move the Sun.
How much I hate my own char.
Not helping the team, not bridging anything, not trying to bribe the old guy of the SCP.
Charges
Inter Multiversal Team of Engineers 17/20
Zerg overlord 2/3
Module || paper with written over the spell "Telepathic Bond, Lesser" = Module of mind network 2/?
Mythic: I like the idea of having wings, but they're probably going to look out of place with my tail...
I guess humans do have advantages I don't, mainly the ability to wear certain things without looking ridiculous.
Cosplay Wings && Werecreature Proof outfit = Winged Hunter Cosplay (Level 1: 2/2)> [Technically finished 3 or four turns ago, at least give a reason why it woudn't work...]
I use my heart-sight and heart collecting abilities to remove whatever force in animating the Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade.
==> Who was waiting for you?
I'd rather not keep telling this story right now. Would you mind if I finish it later?
==> ...Fine
Entities:
Stray Phoenix: Healing Coveknight.
Inventory:
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Alchemy:
Zweihander && Grimore for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts = Sword of Beast Summoning (Level 4: 4/5)
Charges:
Corridors of Darkness?: 10/25 (+1 from talist)
New Charge: 2/15
Boosts:
+1 for Twin
+1 for Talist
Whops. Derp. Uh, have +3 for that mistake.
Winged Hunter Cosplay: though it looks amazing, this is sadly just a cosplay and can't actually be used to fly. It's still werecreature-proof, thankfully.
Hey Captain, I could get you a container full of the most corrosive fluid in the universe. Also, I have the Spirit of Destruction and Essence of the Destroyed attack the Hoenn Starters.
Hey Richardโฆ What is your favorite object?
WeegeeWeArrrr, you may be able to see lots of thingsโฆ But can you see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch? A bowl of seemingly normal Cinnamon Toast Crunch is passed to WeegeeWeArrrr. He attempts to eat it, but is stopped by the fact that the Cinnamon Toast Crunch is dissolving his insides.
Fourth Wall && Black Hole in a Jar = Ultracondensed Wall (Level 5: 6/6) DONE
Bane of Lapis && Journal #-1 = Tome of Knowledge Unwritten (Level 4: 2/5)
19/50 Life (+4 from TheDrivingLlama)
+2 to TheDrivingLlama.
1 Demon Blood Shard 1 Raspberry Pi 1 of any book 1 Empty Taglocks 1 Richard Taglock 1 Popcorn Bane of Lapis Ender Matrix Journal #-1 Black Hole in a Jar 18 Bedrock^2 Ingots
+5% Bribery!
WeegeeWeArrrr: That is completely insensitive!
WeegeeWeArrrr: You're mocking my bad eye!
And thus thousands of Social Justice Warriors come out of nowhere to rip you to shreds for insulting a disabled person.
Bomber decides to inspect the Mole Machine further, really wanting to keep it alive for as long as possible. While the frame was as good as he could make it with his currently low repair supplies (as he would have to special order some replacement parts for what was damaged beyond fixing) he decided to look a little more internally.
Climbing inside the interior, it was relatively cramped, especially with the portal in the center. It was glowing blue and large enough to fit one person through single file, or two dwarves if one gave the other a boost on their shoulders. In theory, Bomber could step through and enter The Grim Guzzler for a pint, but Uzi's lock on exit appears to even effect a connection such as this one. He climbs on top one of the five seats that go around the inside and hangs on a pipe, finding the gas cap toward the top of the interior. He quickly unscrews it and prepares to refuel it, which ought to extend its lifespan a little longer.
What, you thought he was going to put in something like gasoline? HA! You thought wrong! Everyone knows Mole Machines are powered by booze, and an especially potent brew should do the trick. Bomber pulls out a bottle of Dos Ogris and removes the top, before filling up the tank. This brew has a potency meant for an ogre, but some hardier drinkers could take it quite well. With the gas tank full, the Mole Machine should be running somewhat smoother now.
Meanwhile, the game of Hearthstone has gotten rather heated. The one Patron has a smug look on his face, as he unleashes his combo. He quicky plays - big surprise - two grim patrons. He then damages them with a whirlwind, which causes two more to spawn since they survived damage. And then another. Soon, his entire side of the field was full of grim patrons. The second Patron sat in utter disbelief, he was tabled! It was all over now! He angrily slams down his mug and forfeits, slamming his head on the table in grief. The crowd goes wild, and the exchange of money (and blows) proceeds to take place. Bomber watches with interest, perhaps even with a bit of enthusiasm.
"Ah, they sure know how to have a grand old time. Though, I ought to stop this before it gets out of hand. There's a war to be fought."
He thinks for a moment.
"Ah, I'll watch for another five minutes."
Da Shooty Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 2" = Da Shootier Bolter (Level 4: 4/5)
Alchemy Complete!
Having read Vol. 2, the Alchemiter was able to upgrade Da Shooty Bolter into Da Shootier Bolter by using the notes within the novel. The writing is atrocious, but the schematics are good (for an Ork, especially since "standardized" is not in their dictionary. If Orks had dictionaries).
Bonesword || Box of Bone Attacks = Bonesword for Cool Dudes (2/?)
It's fine. I've been putting life & school side-by-side with updating S: Acolyte!. It's going to all go south once I start putting more interesting storylines up.
College must be hell quite painful. How worse is it compared to high school?
Combine Task Force: 15/16 (I'm extending it by a little bit so that it syncs up with my Phaserifle being completed.)
Phaserifle: 2/3
I teleport a Sollux Captor clone from an alternate dimension and give him the Gravity Gun. Combined with his powers, he'll be unstoppable!
...at bridge construction. I tell Sollux to grab some of the stray material from the sides of the chasm (including any material that fell in) and add it to the bridge.
If I can't bring in Sollux to help me out (or he tears me apart), i grab the Gravity Gun and supercharge it with dark energy. This makes it supercharged, which i then use to get stray material and add it to the bridge. If he tore me apart, before doing the above action, I respawn in my classified respawn point and return to the bridge.
The 'No Homestuck Summons' rule still stands, so Sollux can't come into play. The Bridge is completed, as well.
I casually walk up to the Captain and hand him... files for all the SCPs that get recorded between "now" and today? I guess. I don't really care for this guy. Or his Descendant.
I walk up to the Captain as a member of the PZs, and offer him a gift in tribute. He sees a small present on a red pillow in my hands. He takes the present, and inside is a box of the World's Best Chewy Candiestm! The Captain LOVES chewy candies!
After hearing about his chewy candy addiction, I place a quick call on my cell phone, and a shadow eclipses the area right next to a captain... a GIANT red pillow drops down, and on top of it an equally GIANT present! The captain is more excited about the pillow than what's in the present, since he can take comfortable naps forever! He's so excited, he immediately falls asleep, a bit more bribed, without even opening the present. I shrug and prepare my next bribe attempt.
And thus, some very antsy entities suddenly get their chance to cause havoc.
The Chasm rumbles more, and harder, but the bridge keeps it from breaking loose againโฆWhatever is in there has only been delayed, NOT completely denied! Meanwhile, the Captain is starting to really consider the AZ side. Theyโve been very generousโฆ
The Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect notices the thousands of Gorillas that Walker produced and proceeds to โcorrectโ him on the matter of his spelling of such words. 5 damage to Walker!
Uber HQโs protection roll hits a 1, because that is still a thing, just one that hasnโt been relevant until right now! A 1 means a criminal attacks the defended entity, which is EXOS! Suddenly, EXOS violently explodes because a random criminal shot it in the face. Because of his new module, he suddenly turns his 26 Endergy into 65,000 points of SELF-DESTRUCTION, which decimates the killer's team-which as Neutral isn't technically a team and the only killer was Uber HQ, destroys that and only that! EXOS and Uber Headquarters both destroyed! Press 1 if you feel bad for Crusher. Conwayโs Game gets its game on against the Stray Phoenix and deals it 10,000 damage! The Fortress and itโs ridiculously high-attack soldiers are all-too-antsy to murder something after all that waiting around, and proceed to unload hot lead death into the Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect for 15,000 damage!
WeegeeWeArrrr is still planning despite the chasm being filled, planning meticulously. It looks like heโs getting ready to do something more dangerous to Richard later.
The Balloon Whelpโs ambiguous status keeps it from attacking! The Coveknight FINALLY uses Beholderโs Eye, and targets Deadpool for a devastating light-based assault! 10,000 damage, and the next three attacks on Deadpool will minicrit! 5,000 HP to the Sketched Deathknight! It switches to a Black Aura! The Flaming Flying Car creates smoke all over the Souls of Limbo, keeping them from seeing and preventing them from attacking! The Mole Machine is unable to summon more Patrons, so the Grim Patrons already present get ready to retaliate! The Shadow Fighter drops bombs on the WAGRBC, dealing 4800 damage to it!
The n00b King finishes his shield, adding 5,000 HP to his maximum! Octothorpe uses The Pen, creating a new symbol! Itโs definition is created on-the-spot, and unfortunately for Octo, itโs apparently equivalent for some kind of bomb, which explodes in his face. 5,000 damage to Octothorpe! +2 Corruption! The Sketched Deathknight rams into Conquest via Dark Rush for 15,000 damage! The Shadow of Limboโs split halves assail the Hoenn Starters for 3,000 damage each! Zappy uses Fin Boomerang on Conquest, gaining +1 to both charges and dealing 4,000 damage to Conquest! The Factory finishes Spambot construction, who will stop a PZ post each turn as long as one is up! The Piebots fling pies at Conwayโs game, dealing 8,000 damage to Gosperโs Array!
The Spiderbots try to suicide onto the non-present Kanto Starters, fail, recall the order to attempt the Hoenn Starters if theyโre still there, and do so immediately! They explode onto the Hoenn Starters for 10,000 damage! The Hoenn Starters are stunned! The Stray Phoenix heals the Coveknight for 5,000 HP! The Chipian Army Sortie brings out its big guns: The C-Class Chip Cannon! It fires C-Class Battleships, somehow! They aim and fire it upon the Gamma Phantom for 4,000 damage, somehow! Neo fires upon Conquest for 4,000 damage! doggy looks around and copies the Gamma Phantom for itโs Anti-Auda, a 25% attack drop, or a 50% attack drop if used twice on the same target!
Lord Calzerb bashes in the Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect for 10,000 damage! Elizabeth uses Bufudyne on the Air Attack Train, destroying the Head! However, it appears the Air Attack Train somehow makes a new head if the old one is lost with one of the segmentsโฆThe Protettores deem the Mole Machine too important to lose and get to defending it immediately, or at least try to. The Balloon Drake claws at the Laser Pterodactyl for 6,000 damage! Finally, the Dominus knight just sits there, wondering how he got into this mess.
The Terror Creeper, now thoroughly antsy waiting to explode, FINALLY executes Do Not Go Gentle, rushing headlong into the middle of the PZs and exploding with immense force, dealing 10,000 damage to the Laser Pterodactyl, the new head of the Air Attack Train, and the Gamma Phantom! Richard takes no damage from having his first wave slain due to the fact the Terror Creeper went out on his terms!
The Kanto Starters relax in their Poke Balls. Conquest, somehow still alive, immediately executes The Destroyer! Conquestโs horse stomps its hooves, and the three other Horsemen (Pestilence oh most definitely not included) appear in a flash of light! They stare down the Flaming Flying Car as each channels a deadly power related to their very being, and then fires it: Conquestโs absolute desire for dominance, Warโs desire for conflict, Famineโs desire for a shortage of food, and Deathโs desire for the end of life! The Flaming Flying Car struggles to stay aloft, having been dealt 25,000 damage!
The Hoenn Starters are stunned! The n00b King is suddenly smashed in the face with a thrown rock (one the n00b King recognizes) for 10,000 damage! the WAGRBC sweeps down near the Factory and unleashes After While! It makes a sound similar to the click of oenโs fingers, and all of a sudden a massive amount of Florida Gators players from across the ages appear, surrounding the Factory! They wear only football gear, and yet they are more than capable of dealing significant damage to the Factory, which takes 17,500 damage from the abuse of sweaty jocks everywhere! Mega Mewtwo Y gestures at the Piebots already present-at once they rise into the sky, and swiftly they collide into Zappy, destroying 5,000 Piebots and dealing 5,000 damage to Zappy!
The Souls of Limbo cannot see through the smoke! The Gamma Phantom assails the Shadow Fighter for 8,000 damage! Deadpool tries to block a post, but realizes that half of them are already doing nothing because of the already-bridged chasm. He then regens and pulls out dual Uzis (UserZero sighs a fangirl sigh) and fires upon the Sketched Deathknight for 7,000 damage! The Laser Pterodactyl swoops in and slams into the Grim Patrons, dealing 10,000 damage to one and offing itโฆAnd proceeds to get horribly eviscerated by the rest of them, leaving with 105,000 damage to the Laser Pterodactyl! Those Patrons have completely spiraled out of control. The Air Attack Train opts not to repeat that mistake and instead rams into the Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect for 10,000 damage instead. Mr. Biggins floats over to the Balloon-omancy eggs and poisons one with 5% concentration loss! Theyโll take 5,000 HP loss at the end of every turn!
Richard +2s Bomber and PokeFan, and is about to do something amazing, when suddenly, everything goes black for everyone at once! Hushed whispers occur, and then a spotlight appears on the PZ side of the field! Itโs UserZeroโฆIn a hat. In fact, the whole PZ side is now wearing simple fedoras, and look ready to dance. Everyone. No exceptions.
UserZero proceeds to sing Safety Dance, by Men Without Hats. The Entire PZ Side dances, players included, and after a second of confusion, so do several of the AZs and Neutrals. Everyone else just kind of stares at the absurd spectacle they are now beholding, simultaneously paranoid for UserZeroโs charge and the fact this is made by the band who UserZero named a charge after. What happens if you start doing the safety dance? What happens if you donโt? Is it good, is it bad? The Pro-Zeroes are having a lot of fun, but it must be a trap! Or maybe thatโs what she wants you to think so you fall for the real trap? Or maybe that itself is a trap, and dancing is the real trap despite it not looking like the trap because its too obvious! Soon, whole anti-dance and pro-dance arguments start to sprout up! However, then the song ends, and as is customary, all hats are swiftly removed (hence the name of the band)โฆAnd suddenly, everyone who DIDNโT dance is teleported away into some kind of abyss-like area! The taken include the Sentient Conwayโs game of Life, The Balloon Whelp (if it didnโt turn into the Balloon Drake), the Coveknight, the Flaming Flying Car, the Mole Machine (but not the Grim Patrons), the Shadow Fighter, Octothorpe, the Essence of the Destroyed, the Factory and its Piebots, and the Stray Phoenix!
In the mysterious abyss, UserZero appears, along with a few other men! Those present recognize them as the members of Men Without HatsโฆWho glare at them for hatred for not doing the Safety Dance! They are conspirators to Valve! They remove any headgear they may have before teleporting them directly into the office of Gabe Newell! The Hatless entities earn Gabe Newellโs eternal wrath for coming in hatless, and he quickly gets out his Valve Rocket Launcher to do the dirty deed of removing the Hatless filth! Everyone present readies up their best defenses to try to not die to it!
All involved die extremely quickly. The Valve Rocket Launcher is that good. Octothorbe goes into Blot mode and will persist for two turns, though it has died! The Stray Phoenix revives itself immediately thereafter, and the Protteritos reprioritize into defending the Grim Patrons instead. Uzi cackles at her work, handing out +2 to all PZs, as the PZs push the AZs back by 60 blocks!
Terrain: Crater with a hole in it (No effect?)
Weather: Clear (no effect)
[???] Chasm: 100/100 Bridging. Fully bridged, but there's a hole in the ground leading to it...
[???] The Captain: 20/20 HP. Bribing: [100% AZ=====|=====0=====|=====PZ -100%] 51%. Decides in 4 turns.
[H] Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect: 115,000/150,000 HP.
[AZ] doggy: 80,000/80,000 HP. Gets more damage when attacking the same target each round. Learns a new trick each turn. Tricks: Hama/Mudo (low-chance instant kill; From Elizabeth, somehow); Anti-Auda (25% Attack down for 3 turns. Can be stacked once for double the effect.)
[AZ] Lord Calzerb: 125,000/125,000 HP.
[AZ] Elizabeth: 20,000/20,000 HP. Can only take 5,000 damage per turn. Medigoloan: [|||||]
[AZ] Protettores: 10,000/10,000 HP x5. 10% Damage Reduction; abysmal attack.
[AZ] Balloon Drake: HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000. Inflation: 100%. Airborn while above 100% inflation. Dies at either 0% or 200% inflation. Breath of Life: [||]
[AZ] Balloon-omancy Eggs: HP 15,000/30,000. Hatch into Lesser Balloon Whelps if they hit max HP. Poison: [|||]
[AZ] Dominus Knight: 30,000/30,000 HP. Idling.
[PZ] Kanto Starters: 11,900/100,000 HP. Permanent Minicrits! Safe in PokeBalls this round.
[PZ] Conquest: 25,500/140,000 HP. The Destroyer [||||]
[PZ] Hoenn Starters: 108,700/140,000 HP.
[PZ] Pet Rock: 1/1 HP. Nigh-impossible to notice.
[PZ] Winged Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade and Red Bull Conglomerate: 32,000/100,000 HP. After While [|||]
[PZ] Mega Mewtwo-Y: 29,000/50,000 HP. Psyche: [|||]
[PZ] Souls of Limbo: Invulnerable. Airborn. Will return when the Hoenn Starters are dead.
[PZ] Deadpool: 90,000/90,000 HP. Regenerates all lost HP if he doesn't die. Interferes with a random post per turn. Next Three Attacks against it minicrit!
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Well, TNTja'd
I run up to The Captain to engage in a formal conversation of these so-called "teams."
Briefcase: Good day Sir. Say, It's sure boring here being stuck in one game for like, say, 9 weeks. I see no point in choosing a side in a war in which you have so little control over, But Since theres only 2 sides for you to decide, you should try to not be a PZ. After all, No one is gonna pick a side in which its troops lie heavily on its commander, am I right? I'm more of a Support than anything else, So- ubiquitousUnknown: So you think my poster is a support!?! Briefcase: One Second, Sir...
Briefcase turns to ubiquitousUnknown.
Briefcase: How dare you rudely interrupt... me... Oh god, What have I gotten myself into... GORILLA.
ubiquitousUnknown Has a Laser Pistol aimed right at Briefcase's face.
ubiquitousUnknown: How Stupid of you to join a war in the first place. Aren't you a little young to be going into war? Briefcase: And yet minecraft is designed for kids. Pish Posh. ubiquitousUnknown: Don't try to dodge my question, um, Whoever ever this object is-DOES ANYONE NOTICE THIS LITTLE GORILLA ANYWHERE?!?! ANYONE!?! EXACTLY. NOONE INTHE HOLY MOTHEROF GORILLA KNOW WHAT SPECIESARE YOU YETTHEYSTILLACCEPTYOUASA BEING.I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF SICK- Briefcase: *Sigh* Whatever.
I walk away from whoever this guy is. That was a waste of my time...
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I turn my legs into large Titanium blocks and proceed to roundhouse kick the Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect. The velocity generated by said kick sends it flying into Deadpool.
Elizabeth attacks twice per turn, Tazz. If that was a nerf, you didn't mention it. That's why I've been attacking with her during each of my posts.
5/30 Dangerous Forbidden Technique (+1 Darkside)
10/50 Dark Bowser (Equipping Challenge Medals to Bowser)
+2 Irecreeper
"Your fate is in the cards."
Elizabeth switches to Thor and casts Ziodyne on Mega-Mewtwo Y.
"That is ENOUGH!"
I stare at the PZ crowd.
"What do you gain from causing a paradox, hmmm? Mercury, your employer will be destroyed. TT, your thread and claim to fame will not exist. Walker...well, I don't care, the Animatronics at that stupid Pizza Joint have outlived their novelty already, but YOU WILL DIE! DO YOU ALL LACK A SELF PRESERVATION INSTINCT? (Though Uzi is different. She somehow has knowledge of the future.) Which brings me to my action. Captain. I come from a different dimension entirely, but more than that, I have access to knowledge you do not have. Generic gave you some information, but I have a gift for you."
A large amount of files drop from a portal next to the Captain. On them reads, "From the AI with love". After all, knowledge, next to everything-proof shields and everything-piercing weapons, is the greatest weapon.
Inside the files are all the SCPs, and details that not even I know about them, details not even the SCP foundation knows. How is this possible? Say it with me: IMAGINATION. And a link to the Wiki page.
"Now, unless you wish to feel just what happens to universes who experience a Paradox, either join us, or leave. I would be happy to have you on our team."
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
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i remind Tazz that i downgraded the Topaz Garfield to a level five, then whack him over the head though the fourth wall.
I then redo one of my attacks that failed:
i set the Hoenn Starters on fire with a Degreaser, then promptly run
away and built a level-three sentry built of Flare Guns and Scorch
Shots, exploiting an odd quirk that allows them to retain there
crit-on-fire powers in minecraft. i then charge them with 2 Diamond
Postal Pummelers, whilst the Flare-Gun-And-Scorch-Shot-Sentry keeps them
on fire and damaged. i then summon a bow from Freak Fortress 2, which
just happens to be perma-critboosted and shoot them, causing a few
boatloads of damage. Usage of the words "boatloads" causes a few boats
(which just happen to be carrying loads of oil on them) on the Hoenn
Starters. i then fill one of the oil barrels with lava and break it over the Hoenn Starters, just for good measure.
Factory; Producing Piebots.
Piebots: Attacking Deadpool
Factory Expansion: 10/10
Factory expanded!
Hp increased by 25%, Shields gained, (25% of pre-expasion HP), extra production slot.
Unused artifacts can be turned into charges to produce bots, but only works for level 3 and below.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
I put Mega-Mewtwo Y into the previously mentioned Auto-Surgery-o-Tron 3000 and kick the machine into orbit, hopefully protecting it for this round and healing it a good amount.
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id like to join as [AZ]! as my first action, i toss a flaming wooden barrel filled with grenades, all with the pins pulled at the exact moment of throwing, at UZ!
Of course, you nullposted this post for some reason, but I'll respond anyways.
I understand how my rules work, mate, but I did not actually understand
ANY word that you typed onto your computer there. It was like I was
reading a whole different foreign language without a translation. I
can't really allow what I can't understand. A random instant summon? Is
that basically it?
Well it does random summons and can either be created instantly or charged.
Then I did put something like two restrictions for not having entity spam(one player can have only one entity of this kind).
and after that I did put rules about the fact those entities gained bonus special properties when this alchemy is combined with others.
and also the entities summoned with this are supposed to be weaker than entities summoned without this unless the book of summoning alchemy is high level(but then since those bonuses are flat it is not good for making very charged entities).
Sorry: I am bad at grammar.
And like I said if you find too much annoying you can basically remove anything particular about this alchemy.
Also what you said did it applied to my second explanation?(I attempted short sentences for avoiding grammar errors but that is rather likely that it was again like the speech of chtulu)
I pull out SCP-4517-DTG and wave them around, focusing the incoming wrath of the Computer Voice Universe onto the N00b King. The music begins to play - an English - er, Engrish - cover of Neru's Saikyouiku (Re-Education) by SF-A2 Miki and Utatane Piko. If you don't recognize any of this, just take it as two computer voices, one male and one female, singing a song that in-universe is laced with mind control triggers. As the vocals start, the N00b King enters the SCP-061 trance state. The vocal part begins.
Re-Education
National Highway 107 is where our final days shall begin
When I take a leap from the roof to oppose gravitational force.
Morals are for noobs I pronounce, as I kick the can of cola,
Our adolescence has just begun, but I've said that so many times...
The N00b King's mind is commanded to perform acts as suicidal as those of the Karoshi Suicide Salaryman. I materialize some zirconium spikes with the Zirconium Manipulation Cube and the N00b King jumps straight into the spikes and rolls around in them.
Tired of life, the girl left again,
One final time to the warehouse there.
And with a face best left unsaid,
Took out Suicide Putty, and took a final breath
I toss the N00b King some Suicide Putty. He cuts and kneads the Suicide Putty, releasing toxic fumes that poison the air around him.
A self-centered knife to threaten the dreams of what's ahead,
And our tomorrows scream for us to save them,
"Help a bro pl0x", a squeaker voice screams,
But I place the kid on my ignore list!
The N00b King then begins to punch himself repeatedly at high speeds.
A justified way to kill the dreams of what's ahead,
And our tomorrows shed the blood of ourselves.
I'll set fire to all our memories,
and cleanse this world for our sake and ours alone!
I quickly make a lava pool. The N00b King jumps in and burns. As I have no more ideas for things the N00b King can do, I end the song after the first chorus.
Did you know that the Uber Headquarters does not roll unless an entity actually attacks it? Thus, you cheated to kill it. And even if you do insist it was a fair kill, it would have caused damage to other neutral entities as well (as they are all on the neutral "team"). And lastly, I think there was deliberate attempts to mess up my actions to repair or shield EXOS (Deadpool had a 1/30 chance at best of hitting my post since he chooses his targets randomly (and if he was aiming at the "other" Deadpool deliberately, remind him that he forgot to list himself as an entity when he was first bribed, so thus I still had control over him until he listed himself as an entity), and Weegie is an idiot that I am about to kill hard).
Aperture Science Mashy Spike Plate && Explosive Reactive Armor || Slab of Metal && Large Wooden Shield -> Blastspike Exoskeleton (1/?)
Walker stares at the Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect. He seems... rather annoyed that that was the first thing to cause him an injury. Beneath the goggles, his red eyes flash, then he charges, as the WoKA realizes that it made a terrible mistake. Upon drawing close enough to melee it, he winds up, and takes a huge swing... which cleaves through the substance that WoKA is made of like a lightsaber through soft butter. Literally. The sliced-off WoKA piece falls to the ground, shattering on impact, and is quickly crushed into oblivion under Walker's foot before there's even a hope of recovering that part of WoKA. He stares contemptuously at it, then stomps it a few more times to be sure, before setting the WoKA on fire and heading back to his side of the battlefield.
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[ASSISTS: +2 to CobaltShade]
[CHARGES: mobile tnt cannon: 1/5]
[ALCHEMIES: none i have decided to make yet]
[ACTIONS: i begin charging the mobile tnt cannon! i also see what bullet && tiny bullet && very tiny bullet would make.]
INVENTORY SO FAR:
Also, how difficult is college compared to high school?
Combine Task Force: 16/16 COMPLETED!
Phaserifle [Lvl. 3]: 3/4 (How come it's Level 3?)
There isn't a rule against Half-Life summons, is there?
All of a sudden, I hear the roar of an otherworldly helicopter and radio chatter!
The Combine have sent a small squad to my aid! This should help... and the addition of a Hunter Chopper is just awesome. Let's get to work. I'll be completing the Phaserifle next turn so I can supplement their attacks.
Combine Hunter-Chopper [AZ] HP: 20,000/20,000
Attacks:
Pulse Rain: This is a simple attack with the helicopter's minigun. It does a default 2,000 damage, but it strengthens with proximity, for a maximum of 6,000 damage! This allows the helicopter to get closer for increased risk to complement the increase in damage.
Mine Storm: This attack launches a field of mines at a group of opponents. This deals 2,000 damage to 4 opponents, but this takes a turn to cool down and the chopper swoops overhead, thus making its underbelly vulnerable to attack.
Passives:
I was known for my passive abilities in the last game, but for now I'll keep it simple.
Airborne: This entity gains all the benefits of an airborne entity.
Combine SMG Trooper [AZ] HP: 2,000/2,000 (x6)
Basic Red Shirts, these deal 1,500 damage to a single enemy.
A squad member equipped with a pulse rifle. Boasting more firepower than his buddies, he consistently deals 2,000 damage each turn.
Combine Shotgun Trooper [AZ] HP: 2,000/2,000 (x1)
Equipped with a shotgun, this squaddie deals 1,000 damage at long range. However this scales up when he gets close and allows for a maximum of 3,000 damage at close quarters.
If this needs buffs/nerfs, please let me know.
I command the aforementioned entities to, once they can, advance to the bridge and support our offensive. I should be bringing in the Phaserifle shortly...
Minecraft Disguise Kit && Player Focus = [something that lets me disguise as other players] (1/?)
Dark Times > Fine = ??? (2/?)
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (9/50)
Project M05-NetHack.exe (23/40) (+2 from tc2142)
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I teleport the Ultimate Horrible Meal into WeegeeWeArrrr's small intestine. He is incapable of removing the Ultimate Horrible Meal from his small intestine by non-natural means and must carry out the digestion process.
A rancid moldy baloney sandwich laced with nitroglycerin and SCP-409 shards
A strip of rancid moldy bacon with polonium sprinkles painted with a really thin layer of lead paint
15 feces cupcakes with chlorine trifluoride and fluoroantimonic acid capsules hidden in them
Brussels sprouts (laced with explosives)
Pure uranium lasagna laced with plutonium chicken
A glass of hydrochloric acid with all the water replaced with SCP-009
A polonium tube of Anti-Calculus Toothpaste
A frag grenade with razor blades embedded in it
Lead chips, as in lead shaped like potato chips
A glass of jello laced with arsenic, polonium-210, cyanide pills and SCP-409 shards
The whole thing is served on an antimatter tray that telefrags WeegeeWeArrrr. In fact, half the Ultimate Horrible Meal telefrags WeegeeWeArrrr partially.
13/50 Has No Need For Gods +2 from Bomber
Mailsnatcher >Fine 2/6
New Gnu News Gun >Fine 2/6
+2 Crystal
I casually walk up to the Captain and hand him... files for all the SCPs that get recorded between "now" and today? I guess. I don't really care for this guy. Or his Descendant.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
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'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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21/50
13/50
I walk up to the Captain as a member of the PZs, and offer him a gift in tribute. He sees a small present on a red pillow in my hands. He takes the present, and inside is a box of the World's Best Chewy Candiestm! The Captain LOVES chewy candies!
After hearing about his chewy candy addiction, I place a quick call on my cell phone, and a shadow eclipses the area right next to a captain... a GIANT red pillow drops down, and on top of it an equally GIANT present! The captain is more excited about the pillow than what's in the present, since he can take comfortable naps forever! He's so excited, he immediately falls asleep, a bit more bribed, without even opening the present. I shrug and prepare my next bribe attempt.
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Mine 3/5
Dang editor >:(
I proceed to build bridges as fast as I can
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Soldiers 3/3
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Ho hum.
Elizabeth will do as you say.
+2 Bridging!
Stopped by the chasm! (hey, feel free to repeat attacks if they're not legitimately blocked.)
Power Mace: A mace crackling with electricity at the center of the hammerhead. It's reasonably powerful, but when it is destroyed, magical power will infuse a mechanical entity nearby with a buff.
Ekog Clock: A camera-shaped thingamabob that can wake up deities. Well, assuming that there are any around to 'hear' it, and it's the right kind of deity at that...Otherwise this is relatively useless.
Ekog Clock && Ektoplomatin && Duotine && Volakas Blood = Reality Waker (Level 14, 1/15)
The veil would stop you from learning anything about her personal life unless you experienced it firsthand, and it's debatable if those Inlkings were teenagers or not, so you fail to derive any useful information!
You didn't actually make the Topaz Garfield because that was an illegal alchemy, thus the Topaz Bed is useless!
+3 bridging!
The Captain is certainly giving Mr. Biggins the stinkeye, but you doubt that it's SCP-312.
You collect several different types of ore and come out with a mostly normal bunch of Ores. You did notice a much more...Unique ore, but you feel its dangerous as it whispers things. And not good things. You are then promptly near-incinerated by a massive wall of lava and lose all of the ore.
+3% Bribing (counting the +2)
+1 Bridging!
Stopped by the Chasm, inexplicably! The more and more this happens the more and more I'm getting concerned.
Poison Coffee && Medusa's Eye && Questionable Mushroom = Petriffee (Level 9: 1/10)
Minecraft Disguise Kit: it's a disguise kit, but for minecraft mobs instead of TF2 characters. This doesn't include the Enderdragon or Wither, but everything else is fair game.
+6 Bridging!
AK-48 && Blue Plasma Capsule == Phaserifle (Level 3: 1/4)
The command block mysteriously stops, but +3 Bridging!
the Captain shoots you in the head the instant the 'AZ' package arrives.
The Captain: You really think I can't tell who sends me what, boy?
The Captain: DO YOU THINK I'M SENILE?!
+5% Bribing!
-5% Bribing! Those darned things would probably be in containment all on their own...
All HMs && Stick = HM Wand M (Level 10: 1/11)
(insert appropriate symbol that would bring the Captain closer to 0 here)4 Bribing!
Meteor Staff && Obsidian && Nebula Fragment = Skyfall (Level 10: 1/11)
Nightmare Fuel && Dream Powder = Slumbersand (Level 4: 1/5)
The Octothorpe has no eyes!
You fix the Portable Factory just in time to make more robots. Unfortunately, it breaks down again. You have a bad feeling you're going to need more time to restore it to working condition again. In addition, you realize that wires and critical components can just as easily replace critical pieces of anatomy, so the protettores only minimize Crit damgae somewhat! Protettores added!
Module || paper with written over the spell "Telepathic Bond, Lesser" = Module of mind network (Level 7: 1/8)
WeegeeWeArrrr: What's a Poton?
WeegeeWeArrrr: We have no interests in allegiance anyways.
+2 bridging!
+10% Bribing. The Captain is really considering that.
The drone does not return.
Of course, you nullposted this post for some reason, but I'll respond anyways.
I understand how my rules work, mate, but I did not actually understand ANY word that you typed onto your computer there. It was like I was reading a whole different foreign language without a translation. I can't really allow what I can't understand. A random instant summon? Is that basically it?
Mailsnatcher > Fine = Pilfer the Postage (Level 5: 1/6)
New Gnu News Gun > Fine = Newer Gnu News Gun (Level 5: 1/6)
+3 Bridging, as the gun jams before you can fire more!
Stopped by the chasm!
5,000 HP to Mega Mewtwo Y!
Chakra Heart: I hope you have an Auto-Surgery-o-Tron 3000 somewhere, because if you do, you can use this to replace all your blood with Chakra, with no feasible downsides aside from the fact you're basically going to use your blood to attack people.
Oh look you do have one.
+3,000 HP to the Mole Machine and the Flaming Flying Car! The Chasm makes a loud rumble and prevents the others from hearing you.
You give it to the Animated Gatorade, and it undergoes a drastic transformation! My goodness, it becomes...The Winged Animated Gatorade/Red Bull Conglomerate! It's only benefit over the original is flight. Also, +5,000 HP to the...WAGRBC! Yes, Acronyms.
WeegeeWeArrrr: WE HAVE NO INTERESTS IN ALLEGIANCE.
WeegeeWeArrrr: You are all too likely to stab us in the back later on!
WeegeeWeArrrr: Plus, if you score the killing blow we don't rank up, which is in our interests as well!
WeegeeWeArrrr: Go away!
With that, WeegeeWeArrrr punts you into the stratosphere, beyond the range of your newly-constructed Enderhook, stopping you from healing EXOS!
Enderhook: This dark-green oddity looks like an oversized pistol and operates much like a grappling pistol, but it has an Ender Pearl on the end instead of a hook. When the Ender Pearl hits something, you have two buttons to press; one to return it to the gun and one to immediately teleport to the pearl's position.
+10 Bribing to the Captain!
The Captain: The Ring is for containment, most definitely. I know other people who'd want that. but your technological-slash-magical knowledge...
The Captain: That could be priceless for the Foundation...As long as we understand how it works, anyways.
The Altar is destroyed the instant you leave it by a plume of lava!
They will do as you say.
+10 Bridging! The Chasm is fully bridged! Something roars from within, angrily, as the earth stitches itself back together!
+15% Bribing! The Chasm looks to be in deep thought!
+2 Bridging!
Whiptaser && Electrical Power = Shockwhip (Level 4: 1/5)
UserZero flips gravity to dropkick you at near the speed-of-light!
You blow another hole in the ground leading into the bridged chasm, but you do not destroy the bridge this time!
The Bridge is unharmed!
+1% Bribery!
Ho hum.
Critical Gift M: A gift basket with a ton of varied items related to critical hits. It is a one-time use. Upon activation, it grants whoever was given it a critical hit! There's a catch, though...It can't be used on yourself. Someone else must take it up.
-4% Bribing!
You obtain the 1st Badge! +2% Damage increase! (Fseftr talked this out with me beforehand.)
9,800 damage to Conquest!
Tactical maneuver Pearl: An odd pearl with inscriptions in a dead language etched across its surface. This is a one-time-use item that will teleport the user into an extremely useful position, allowing them to score an easy critical hit!
Ender Pearl && TNT = Ender Grenade (Level 4: 1/5)
Ender Pearl && Live Endermite = Endermite Pearl (Level 4: 1/5)
AS the bridge is done, you do not use the Tactical Maneuver Pearl.
The Spellcraft Module would require a bit of charge. I mean, not all that much charge. It would require different format to make sure you know you're using it, but it can't be '+'. It can NEVER be '+'.
Your entities will do as you say.
Bonesword || Box of Bone Attacks = Bonesword for Cool Dudes (Level 3: 1/4)
The Alchemiter does not always upgrade things thrown into it.
The Captain: Foundation Dental plans are also free.
The Captain:...It's the thought that counts, I guess?
+1% Bribery!
Balloon Drake and Balloon-omancy eggs summoned! A 30 post entity is closer to 140K HP instead of 200K HP but the Whelp wasn't too powerful to begin with, so I'll presume this follows suit. But, now I'm confused, are you re-making the Whelp into the Drake, or just adding a new Drake? Your post implies kind of both with the wording, and I'd balance the damage differently depending on the result (namely the Drake would be stronger if it was a new form of Whelp). Unless you say otherwise, I'm adding this in alongside the Balloon Whelp.
The chasm is bridged, and the spiderbots are ready to suicide! They will do as you say!
The Portable Factory fizzled out again.
Module || (nano-laser && nano-centrifuge) = Module of atomic manipulation (Level 12: 1/13)
Module || (electromagnetic generator [high intensity low frequency] ) = Module of plasma manipulation (Level 5: 1/6)
Module || (hyper concentrated magnetic field generator && energy field generators) = Module of energy shield manipulation (Level 4: 1/5)
Whops. Derp. Uh, have +3 for that mistake.
Winged Hunter Cosplay: though it looks amazing, this is sadly just a cosplay and can't actually be used to fly. It's still werecreature-proof, thankfully.
It will do as you say.
+5% Bribery! Indeed they are.
+2% Bribery!
Dominus Knight summoned!
They will do as you say!
+5% Bribery!
WeegeeWeArrrr: That is completely insensitive!
WeegeeWeArrrr: You're mocking my bad eye!
And thus thousands of Social Justice Warriors come out of nowhere to rip you to shreds for insulting a disabled person.
+13,000 HP to the Mole Machine!
Da Shootier Bolter: Never enuff dakka.
The bridge is built!
The 'No Homestuck Summons' rule still stands, so Sollux can't come into play. The Bridge is completed, as well.
+15% Bribery! He looks quite astonished.
-10% Bribery!
And thus, some very antsy entities suddenly get their chance to cause havoc.
The Chasm rumbles more, and harder, but the bridge keeps it from breaking loose againโฆWhatever is in there has only been delayed, NOT completely denied! Meanwhile, the Captain is starting to really consider the AZ side. Theyโve been very generousโฆ
The Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect notices the thousands of Gorillas that Walker produced and proceeds to โcorrectโ him on the matter of his spelling of such words. 5 damage to Walker!
Uber HQโs protection roll hits a 1, because that is still a thing, just one that hasnโt been relevant until right now! A 1 means a criminal attacks the defended entity, which is EXOS! Suddenly, EXOS violently explodes because a random criminal shot it in the face. Because of his new module, he suddenly turns his 26 Endergy into 65,000 points of SELF-DESTRUCTION, which decimates the killer's team-which as Neutral isn't technically a team and the only killer was Uber HQ, destroys that and only that! EXOS and Uber Headquarters both destroyed! Press 1 if you feel bad for Crusher. Conwayโs Game gets its game on against the Stray Phoenix and deals it 10,000 damage! The Fortress and itโs ridiculously high-attack soldiers are all-too-antsy to murder something after all that waiting around, and proceed to unload hot lead death into the Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect for 15,000 damage!
WeegeeWeArrrr is still planning despite the chasm being filled, planning meticulously. It looks like heโs getting ready to do something more dangerous to Richard later.
The Balloon Whelpโs ambiguous status keeps it from attacking! The Coveknight FINALLY uses Beholderโs Eye, and targets Deadpool for a devastating light-based assault! 10,000 damage, and the next three attacks on Deadpool will minicrit! 5,000 HP to the Sketched Deathknight! It switches to a Black Aura! The Flaming Flying Car creates smoke all over the Souls of Limbo, keeping them from seeing and preventing them from attacking! The Mole Machine is unable to summon more Patrons, so the Grim Patrons already present get ready to retaliate! The Shadow Fighter drops bombs on the WAGRBC, dealing 4800 damage to it!
The n00b King finishes his shield, adding 5,000 HP to his maximum! Octothorpe uses The Pen, creating a new symbol! Itโs definition is created on-the-spot, and unfortunately for Octo, itโs apparently equivalent for some kind of bomb, which explodes in his face. 5,000 damage to Octothorpe! +2 Corruption! The Sketched Deathknight rams into Conquest via Dark Rush for 15,000 damage! The Shadow of Limboโs split halves assail the Hoenn Starters for 3,000 damage each! Zappy uses Fin Boomerang on Conquest, gaining +1 to both charges and dealing 4,000 damage to Conquest! The Factory finishes Spambot construction, who will stop a PZ post each turn as long as one is up! The Piebots fling pies at Conwayโs game, dealing 8,000 damage to Gosperโs Array!
The Spiderbots try to suicide onto the non-present Kanto Starters, fail, recall the order to attempt the Hoenn Starters if theyโre still there, and do so immediately! They explode onto the Hoenn Starters for 10,000 damage! The Hoenn Starters are stunned! The Stray Phoenix heals the Coveknight for 5,000 HP! The Chipian Army Sortie brings out its big guns: The C-Class Chip Cannon! It fires C-Class Battleships, somehow! They aim and fire it upon the Gamma Phantom for 4,000 damage, somehow! Neo fires upon Conquest for 4,000 damage! doggy looks around and copies the Gamma Phantom for itโs Anti-Auda, a 25% attack drop, or a 50% attack drop if used twice on the same target!
Lord Calzerb bashes in the Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect for 10,000 damage! Elizabeth uses Bufudyne on the Air Attack Train, destroying the Head! However, it appears the Air Attack Train somehow makes a new head if the old one is lost with one of the segmentsโฆThe Protettores deem the Mole Machine too important to lose and get to defending it immediately, or at least try to. The Balloon Drake claws at the Laser Pterodactyl for 6,000 damage! Finally, the Dominus knight just sits there, wondering how he got into this mess.
The Terror Creeper, now thoroughly antsy waiting to explode, FINALLY executes Do Not Go Gentle, rushing headlong into the middle of the PZs and exploding with immense force, dealing 10,000 damage to the Laser Pterodactyl, the new head of the Air Attack Train, and the Gamma Phantom! Richard takes no damage from having his first wave slain due to the fact the Terror Creeper went out on his terms!
The Kanto Starters relax in their Poke Balls. Conquest, somehow still alive, immediately executes The Destroyer! Conquestโs horse stomps its hooves, and the three other Horsemen (Pestilence oh most definitely not included) appear in a flash of light! They stare down the Flaming Flying Car as each channels a deadly power related to their very being, and then fires it: Conquestโs absolute desire for dominance, Warโs desire for conflict, Famineโs desire for a shortage of food, and Deathโs desire for the end of life! The Flaming Flying Car struggles to stay aloft, having been dealt 25,000 damage!
The Hoenn Starters are stunned! The n00b King is suddenly smashed in the face with a thrown rock (one the n00b King recognizes) for 10,000 damage! the WAGRBC sweeps down near the Factory and unleashes After While! It makes a sound similar to the click of oenโs fingers, and all of a sudden a massive amount of Florida Gators players from across the ages appear, surrounding the Factory! They wear only football gear, and yet they are more than capable of dealing significant damage to the Factory, which takes 17,500 damage from the abuse of sweaty jocks everywhere! Mega Mewtwo Y gestures at the Piebots already present-at once they rise into the sky, and swiftly they collide into Zappy, destroying 5,000 Piebots and dealing 5,000 damage to Zappy!
The Souls of Limbo cannot see through the smoke! The Gamma Phantom assails the Shadow Fighter for 8,000 damage! Deadpool tries to block a post, but realizes that half of them are already doing nothing because of the already-bridged chasm. He then regens and pulls out dual Uzis (UserZero sighs a fangirl sigh) and fires upon the Sketched Deathknight for 7,000 damage! The Laser Pterodactyl swoops in and slams into the Grim Patrons, dealing 10,000 damage to one and offing itโฆAnd proceeds to get horribly eviscerated by the rest of them, leaving with 105,000 damage to the Laser Pterodactyl! Those Patrons have completely spiraled out of control. The Air Attack Train opts not to repeat that mistake and instead rams into the Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect for 10,000 damage instead. Mr. Biggins floats over to the Balloon-omancy eggs and poisons one with 5% concentration loss! Theyโll take 5,000 HP loss at the end of every turn!
Richard +2s Bomber and PokeFan, and is about to do something amazing, when suddenly, everything goes black for everyone at once! Hushed whispers occur, and then a spotlight appears on the PZ side of the field! Itโs UserZeroโฆIn a hat. In fact, the whole PZ side is now wearing simple fedoras, and look ready to dance. Everyone. No exceptions.
UserZero proceeds to sing Safety Dance, by Men Without Hats. The Entire PZ Side dances, players included, and after a second of confusion, so do several of the AZs and Neutrals. Everyone else just kind of stares at the absurd spectacle they are now beholding, simultaneously paranoid for UserZeroโs charge and the fact this is made by the band who UserZero named a charge after. What happens if you start doing the safety dance? What happens if you donโt? Is it good, is it bad? The Pro-Zeroes are having a lot of fun, but it must be a trap! Or maybe thatโs what she wants you to think so you fall for the real trap? Or maybe that itself is a trap, and dancing is the real trap despite it not looking like the trap because its too obvious! Soon, whole anti-dance and pro-dance arguments start to sprout up! However, then the song ends, and as is customary, all hats are swiftly removed (hence the name of the band)โฆAnd suddenly, everyone who DIDNโT dance is teleported away into some kind of abyss-like area! The taken include the Sentient Conwayโs game of Life, The Balloon Whelp (if it didnโt turn into the Balloon Drake), the Coveknight, the Flaming Flying Car, the Mole Machine (but not the Grim Patrons), the Shadow Fighter, Octothorpe, the Essence of the Destroyed, the Factory and its Piebots, and the Stray Phoenix!
In the mysterious abyss, UserZero appears, along with a few other men! Those present recognize them as the members of Men Without HatsโฆWho glare at them for hatred for not doing the Safety Dance! They are conspirators to Valve! They remove any headgear they may have before teleporting them directly into the office of Gabe Newell! The Hatless entities earn Gabe Newellโs eternal wrath for coming in hatless, and he quickly gets out his Valve Rocket Launcher to do the dirty deed of removing the Hatless filth! Everyone present readies up their best defenses to try to not die to it!
All involved die extremely quickly. The Valve Rocket Launcher is that good. Octothorbe goes into Blot mode and will persist for two turns, though it has died! The Stray Phoenix revives itself immediately thereafter, and the Protteritos reprioritize into defending the Grim Patrons instead. Uzi cackles at her work, handing out +2 to all PZs, as the PZs push the AZs back by 60 blocks!
Terrain: Crater with a hole in it (No effect?)
Weather: Clear (no effect)
[???] Chasm: 100/100 Bridging. Fully bridged, but there's a hole in the ground leading to it...
[???] The Captain: 20/20 HP. Bribing: [100% AZ=====|=====0=====|=====PZ -100%] 51%. Decides in 4 turns.
[H] Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect: 115,000/150,000 HP.
[N] Fortress: 70,000/70,000 HP. Structures: Base, Shrine. EVIL: 9%. Soldiers: 3. Soldier Cap: 3/3. Soldiers: 5,000/5,000 HP x2; 2,000/5,000 HP x1.
[N] Octothrope: 0/100,000 HP. Corruption: 2/15. Ink Rally: [|||] White Out: [|||||] Rune of Odal: Destroyed. Blot Mode: [||]
[N-B] WeegeeWeArrrr: 35/40 HP.
[AZ] Grim Patrons: 15,000/15,000 x106 HP; Action: Retaliate against Attack.
[AZ] n00b King: 19,600/35,000 HP. Notices the Pet Rock. Action: Generate extra HP.
[AZ] Sketched Deathknight: 110,000/115,000 HP. Dark Rush: [||] Action: Dark rush on Conquest.
[AZ] Shadow of Limbo: Essence of the Destroyed: 55,000/55,000 HP. Flooding of the Dead: [|||]
[AZ] Zappy: 30,001/45,001 HP. Laser Charge: 4. Thunderstorm Charge: 4.
[AZ] Stray Phoenix: 40,000/40,000 HP. Can only heal. Has passive Regen. Airborn. Action: Heal Coveknight.
[AZ] Chipian Army Sortie: 500/500 HP x 50.
[AZ] Neo: 25,000/25,000 HP. Evasive. Action: Attack Conquest!
[AZ] doggy: 80,000/80,000 HP. Gets more damage when attacking the same target each round. Learns a new trick each turn. Tricks: Hama/Mudo (low-chance instant kill; From Elizabeth, somehow); Anti-Auda (25% Attack down for 3 turns. Can be stacked once for double the effect.)
[AZ] Lord Calzerb: 125,000/125,000 HP.
[AZ] Elizabeth: 20,000/20,000 HP. Can only take 5,000 damage per turn. Medigoloan: [|||||]
[AZ] Protettores: 10,000/10,000 HP x5. 10% Damage Reduction; abysmal attack.
[AZ] Balloon Drake: HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000. Inflation: 100%. Airborn while above 100% inflation. Dies at either 0% or 200% inflation. Breath of Life: [||]
[AZ] Balloon-omancy Eggs: HP 15,000/30,000. Hatch into Lesser Balloon Whelps if they hit max HP. Poison: [|||]
[AZ] Dominus Knight: 30,000/30,000 HP. Idling.
[PZ] Kanto Starters: 11,900/100,000 HP. Permanent Minicrits! Safe in PokeBalls this round.
[PZ] Conquest: 25,500/140,000 HP. The Destroyer [||||]
[PZ] Hoenn Starters: 108,700/140,000 HP.
[PZ] Pet Rock: 1/1 HP. Nigh-impossible to notice.
[PZ] Winged Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade and Red Bull Conglomerate: 32,000/100,000 HP. After While [|||]
[PZ] Mega Mewtwo-Y: 29,000/50,000 HP. Psyche: [|||]
[PZ] Souls of Limbo: Invulnerable. Airborn. Will return when the Hoenn Starters are dead.
[PZ] Deadpool: 90,000/90,000 HP. Regenerates all lost HP if he doesn't die. Interferes with a random post per turn. Next Three Attacks against it minicrit!
[PZ] Gamma Phantom: 46,000/60,000 HP.
[PZ] Laser Pterodactyl: 14,000/135,000 HP. LASER SOUND EFFECT: [|||]
[PZ] Air Attack Train: Head 5,000/15,000 HP. Segments 10,000/10,000 x11 HP.
[PZ] Mr. Biggins the Big Gas Cloud: 95% concentration. Loses concentration in attacks. Requires it to live.
[PZ] Walker: 15/20 HP. Respawns 1 Round after death.
[AZ-ฮณ] Godmodder477: 43/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 141/150 HP.
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4715.
Well, TNTja'd
I run up to The Captain to engage in a formal conversation of these so-called "teams."
Briefcase: Good day Sir. Say, It's sure boring here being stuck in one game for like, say, 9 weeks. I see no point in choosing a side in a war in which you have so little control over, But Since theres only 2 sides for you to decide, you should try to not be a PZ. After all, No one is gonna pick a side in which its troops lie heavily on its commander, am I right? I'm more of a Support than anything else, So-
ubiquitousUnknown: So you think my poster is a support!?!
Briefcase: One Second, Sir...
Briefcase turns to ubiquitousUnknown.
Briefcase: How dare you rudely interrupt... me... Oh god, What have I gotten myself into... GORILLA.
ubiquitousUnknown Has a Laser Pistol aimed right at Briefcase's face.
ubiquitousUnknown: How Stupid of you to join a war in the first place. Aren't you a little young to be going into war?
Briefcase: And yet minecraft is designed for kids. Pish Posh.
ubiquitousUnknown: Don't try to dodge my question, um, Whoever ever this object is-DOES ANYONE NOTICE THIS LITTLE GORILLA ANYWHERE?!?! ANYONE!?! EXACTLY. NO ONE IN THE HOLY MOTHER OF GORILLA KNOW WHAT SPECIES ARE YOU YET THEY STILL ACCEPT YOU AS A BEING. I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF SICK-
Briefcase: *Sigh* Whatever.
I walk away from whoever this guy is. That was a waste of my time...
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I turn my legs into large Titanium blocks and proceed to roundhouse kick the Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect. The velocity generated by said kick sends it flying into Deadpool.
Summoning Entity: 5/35
Counter: 5/50
I'll be making my great escape now!
Oh gosh, better use my minicrits before my time runs out......
If the bridge is completed:
I go into my shell and spin across the bridge, ramming into some PZ entities. I continue to breathe some flames at them. Hot, melty !!fun!!
If the bridge is not completed:
I create a Clown Car using the Super Mario Maker Sketchpad, and get in it. I fly across the Chasm, and do my attack as stated above.
Alchemies:
Cornucopia && Pi = Infinite Pie Cornucopia 2/??? You never said what level this is.
Hylian Shield && Laser Gun = Hylian Beam Shield 3/??? You never said what level this is, either I don't think. :/
Completed Alchemies:
Super Mario Maker Sketchpad- currently having life-size version mime it
Logic Distortion Remote - currently projecting Super Mario Maker Sketchpad
Bowser Amiibo- consumed making Bowser Amiibo MushroomCharges:
15/25 Thunderstorm
18/25 Guardian King
Please check out my PvP map based around explosions and fire, FireFight!
Sometimes, I wonder why they call mapmakers mapmakers and not cartographers.
Dragons n' Stuff
Please click!
Elizabeth attacks twice per turn, Tazz. If that was a nerf, you didn't mention it. That's why I've been attacking with her during each of my posts.
5/30 Dangerous Forbidden Technique (+1 Darkside)
10/50 Dark Bowser (Equipping Challenge Medals to Bowser)
+2 Irecreeper
"Your fate is in the cards."
Elizabeth switches to Thor and casts Ziodyne on Mega-Mewtwo Y.
"That is ENOUGH!"I stare at the PZ crowd.
"What do you gain from causing a paradox, hmmm? Mercury, your employer will be destroyed. TT, your thread and claim to fame will not exist. Walker...well, I don't care, the Animatronics at that stupid Pizza Joint have outlived their novelty already, but YOU WILL DIE! DO YOU ALL LACK A SELF PRESERVATION INSTINCT? (Though Uzi is different. She somehow has knowledge of the future.) Which brings me to my action. Captain. I come from a different dimension entirely, but more than that, I have access to knowledge you do not have. Generic gave you some information, but I have a gift for you."A large amount of files drop from a portal next to the Captain. On them reads, "From the AI with love". After all, knowledge, next to everything-proof shields and everything-piercing weapons, is the greatest weapon.
Inside the files are all the SCPs, and details that not even I know about them, details not even the SCP foundation knows. How is this possible? Say it with me: IMAGINATION. And a link to the Wiki page.
"Now, unless you wish to feel just what happens to universes who experience a Paradox, either join us, or leave. I would be happy to have you on our team."No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
i remind Tazz that i downgraded the Topaz Garfield to a level five, then whack him over the head though the fourth wall.
I then redo one of my attacks that failed:
i set the Hoenn Starters on fire with a Degreaser, then promptly run
away and built a level-three sentry built of Flare Guns and Scorch
Shots, exploiting an odd quirk that allows them to retain there
crit-on-fire powers in minecraft. i then charge them with 2 Diamond
Postal Pummelers, whilst the Flare-Gun-And-Scorch-Shot-Sentry keeps them
on fire and damaged. i then summon a bow from Freak Fortress 2, which
just happens to be perma-critboosted and shoot them, causing a few
boatloads of damage. Usage of the words "boatloads" causes a few boats
(which just happen to be carrying loads of oil on them) on the Hoenn
Starters. i then fill one of the oil barrels with lava and break it over the Hoenn Starters, just for good measure.
Factory; Producing Piebots.
Piebots: Attacking Deadpool
Factory Expansion: 10/10
Factory expanded!
Hp increased by 25%, Shields gained, (25% of pre-expasion HP), extra production slot.
Unused artifacts can be turned into charges to produce bots, but only works for level 3 and below.
2+ to bribing the captain
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
I put Mega-Mewtwo Y into the previously mentioned Auto-Surgery-o-Tron 3000 and kick the machine into orbit, hopefully protecting it for this round and healing it a good amount.
Asura: 15/50
He scream
20/25 (Mobile Base)
20/25 (Project "Revelation")
Energy Armor && Diamond Armor = Shockjewel Armor (Level 3: 4/4)
Chaos Control && Adamantium =
http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Adamantium
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
id like to join as [AZ]! as my first action, i toss a flaming wooden barrel filled with grenades, all with the pins pulled at the exact moment of throwing, at UZ!
I take a look into the hole leading to the chasm.
8/50 Ladder to the Sky
8/50 Clothing
Tower Shield && Pyromancy Tome && Cyromancy Tome (1)
Memory is the first thing to go.
Well it does random summons and can either be created instantly or charged.
Then I did put something like two restrictions for not having entity spam(one player can have only one entity of this kind).
and after that I did put rules about the fact those entities gained bonus special properties when this alchemy is combined with others.
and also the entities summoned with this are supposed to be weaker than entities summoned without this unless the book of summoning alchemy is high level(but then since those bonuses are flat it is not good for making very charged entities).
Sorry: I am bad at grammar.
And like I said if you find too much annoying you can basically remove anything particular about this alchemy.
Also what you said did it applied to my second explanation?(I attempted short sentences for avoiding grammar errors but that is rather likely that it was again like the speech of chtulu)
/null-post
Alchemies
The Ambassador && SCP-585 = Spy's Sharpener (4/4)
Dark Times > Fine = ??? (2/?)
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (8/50)
Project M05-NetHack.exe (20/40)
+2 to Irecreeper
Action
I pull out SCP-4517-DTG and wave them around, focusing the incoming wrath of the Computer Voice Universe onto the N00b King. The music begins to play - an English - er, Engrish - cover of Neru's Saikyouiku (Re-Education) by SF-A2 Miki and Utatane Piko. If you don't recognize any of this, just take it as two computer voices, one male and one female, singing a song that in-universe is laced with mind control triggers. As the vocals start, the N00b King enters the SCP-061 trance state. The vocal part begins.
Did you know that the Uber Headquarters does not roll unless an entity actually attacks it? Thus, you cheated to kill it. And even if you do insist it was a fair kill, it would have caused damage to other neutral entities as well (as they are all on the neutral "team"). And lastly, I think there was deliberate attempts to mess up my actions to repair or shield EXOS (Deadpool had a 1/30 chance at best of hitting my post since he chooses his targets randomly (and if he was aiming at the "other" Deadpool deliberately, remind him that he forgot to list himself as an entity when he was first bribed, so thus I still had control over him until he listed himself as an entity), and Weegie is an idiot that I am about to kill hard).
/null
Walker: level 1, 10000 damage
UNDER HEAVEN DESTRUCTION: 23/50 (+2 from Fseftr)
Best Pun Ever: 6/50
+2 to Fseftr
Alchemy time!
Handgun && Phantom Essence -> Phantom Gun (1/?)
Aperture Science Mashy Spike Plate && Explosive Reactive Armor || Slab of Metal && Large Wooden Shield -> Blastspike Exoskeleton (1/?)
Walker stares at the Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect. He seems... rather annoyed that that was the first thing to cause him an injury. Beneath the goggles, his red eyes flash, then he charges, as the WoKA realizes that it made a terrible mistake. Upon drawing close enough to melee it, he winds up, and takes a huge swing... which cleaves through the substance that WoKA is made of like a lightsaber through soft butter. Literally. The sliced-off WoKA piece falls to the ground, shattering on impact, and is quickly crushed into oblivion under Walker's foot before there's even a hope of recovering that part of WoKA. He stares contemptuously at it, then stomps it a few more times to be sure, before setting the WoKA on fire and heading back to his side of the battlefield.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
[POST: 2/2]
[ASSISTS: +2 to CobaltShade]
[CHARGES: mobile tnt cannon: 1/5]
[ALCHEMIES: none i have decided to make yet]
[ACTIONS: i begin charging the mobile tnt cannon! i also see what bullet && tiny bullet && very tiny bullet would make.]
INVENTORY SO FAR:
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An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Alchemies
Minecraft Disguise Kit && Player Focus = [something that lets me disguise as other players] (1/?)
Dark Times > Fine = ??? (2/?)
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (9/50)
Project M05-NetHack.exe (23/40) (+2 from tc2142)
+2 to tc2142
Action
I teleport the Ultimate Horrible Meal into WeegeeWeArrrr's small intestine. He is incapable of removing the Ultimate Horrible Meal from his small intestine by non-natural means and must carry out the digestion process.
The whole thing is served on an antimatter tray that telefrags WeegeeWeArrrr. In fact, half the Ultimate Horrible Meal telefrags WeegeeWeArrrr partially.
Holy balls, Cobalt, isn't that a little excessive?
/null
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS