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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
3/13/2011
Posts:
61
Minecraft:
crystalcat
Member Details
==Turn 2== Storm 26/50
Stone 26/50
+2 toErelye.
==Action==
Crystal sits down at a sudden computer, invoking the power of Cuils. He types,
“One Cuil (‽) is one level of abstraction away from reality.
0‽: UserZero asks me for a hamburger. I give her a hamburger.
1‽: UserZero asks me for a hamburger. I hand her a raccoon.
2‽: UserZero asks me for a hamburger, but I don't really exist. Where I was standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground.
3‽: UserZero wakes up as a hamburger. She starts screaming, only for special sauce to fly from her lips. The world is in sepia.
4‽: Why are we speaking German? A mime sobs softly as he cradles a young cow. UserZero’s grandfather stares at her as the cow falls apart into patties. She looks down only to see me with pickles for eyes. I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.
5‽: UserZero asks me for a hamburger. I give her a hamburger. She raises it to her lips and takes a bite. Her eye twitches uncontrollably. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. She swallows and looks down at the hamburger in her hands. I give her a hamburger. She swallows and looks down at the hamburger in her hands. She cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give her a hamburger. She looks at my face, and I am pleading with her. The children are crying now. She raises the hamburger to her lips and tears stream down her face as she takes a bite. I give her a hamburger. She is on her knees. She pleads with me to go across the street. I hear only children’s laughter. I give her a hamburger. She is screaming as she falls down the stairs. I am her child. She cannot see anything. She takes a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet her. She awakes with a start in her own bed. Her eye twitches involuntarily. I give her a hamburger. As she kills me, I do not make a sound. I give her a hamburger.
6‽: UserZero asks me for a hamburger. My attempt to reciprocate is cut brutally short as my body experiences a sudden lack of electrons. Across a variety of hidden dimensions she is dismayed. John Lennon hands me an apple, but it slips through my fingers. I am reborn as an ocelot. She disapproves. A crack echoes through the universe in defiance of conventional physics as cosmological background noise shifts from randomness to a perfect A Flat. Children everywhere stop what they are doing and hum along in perfect pitch with the background radiation. Birds fall from the sky as the sun engulfs the earth. UserZero hesitates momentarily before allowing herself to assume the locus of all knowledge. Entropy crumbles as she peruses the information contained within the universe. A small library in Phoenix ceases to exist. She stumbles under the weight of everythingness. Her mouth opens up to cry out, and collapses around her body before blinking her out of the spatial plane. She exists only within the fourth dimension. The fountainhead of all knowledge rolls along the ground and collides with a small dog. My head tastes sideways as spacetime is reestablished, she blinks back into the corporeal world disoriented, only for me to hand her a hamburger as my body collapses under the strain of reconstitution. The universe has reasserted itself. A particular small dog is fed steak for the rest of its natural life. UserZero dies in a freak accident moments later, and her soul works at the returns desk for the Phoenix library. She disapproves. Her disapproval sends ripples through the inter-dimensional void between life and death. A small child begins to cry as he walks toward the stairway where his father stands.
7‽:I give UserZero a hamburger. The universe is engulfed within itself. A bus advertising hotdogs drives by a papillon. It disapproves. An unnatural force reverses Earth's gravity. UserZero asks for a hamburger. I reciprocate with a mildly convulsing potato. She disapproves. Her disapproval releases a cosmic shift in the void between birth and life. She asks for a hamburger. A certain small dog feasts on hamburger patties for the rest of its unnatural, eternal existence. Her constant disapproval sends silence through everything. A contrived beast becomes omnipotent. UserZero asks for a hamburger. I give her a hamburger. Her body becomes an unsettled blob of nothingness, then divides by three. The papillon barks. The universe realigns itself. She, the papillon, and the hamburger disapprove. This condemnation stops the realignment. Hades freezes over. A pig is launched into the unoccupied existence between space and time with a specific hamburger. UserZero asks for a hamburger. I give her a hamburger. It screams as she lifts it to her face. She laughs maniacally as I plead with her. She devours the hamburger as it pleads for mercy. I disapprove and condemn her to an eternity in a certain void where a certain pig and its specific hamburger are located. The Universal Space-time Continuum Committee disapproves of my irrational decision. UserZero is locked away and is fed hamburgers for the rest of her natural existence. A pickle refuses to break down during the process of digestion. She dies in a freak accident. A certain pickle lives the rest of its life in a comatose state. Her soul disapproves. Down the street a child cries as a hamburger gets stuck in, and climbs back up, her esophagus. UserZero asks again for a hamburger. I refuse to reciprocate. She demands a lawyer. I remind her harshly that this is the new world order. Lawyers no longer exist. Only papillons. Her name is written on a list of sins. Blasphemy. She asks for a hamburger. The comatose pickle vanquishes her soul from this universe. Realignment occurs. She begs for a hamburger. A certain papillon's name is written on an obelisk in Egypt. Mumble. Peasants worship the obelisk. UserZero's soulless corpse partakes in the festivity. Hamburgers are banned universally. The sun implodes. All planets cease to have ever existed. Mercury. Venus. Earth. Mars. Jupiter. Saturn. Uranus. Neptune. Pluto is the only mass in existence. Conveniently, UserZero is on vacation there. Her need for hamburgers re-establishes space-time. Earth is recreated under her intergalactic rule. Hamburgers are her army. She wakes up. Clowns. Clowns everywhere. Her dream rushes to meet her. She is kidnapped. She asks for a hamburger. They hand her a hotdog."
After all this is typed, it all happens. The sheer disorientation and surreality of the myriad events manages to damage UserZero, hopefully.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will target the Laser Pterodactyl with a Black Bolt.
Sigh. I think Tazz doesn't quite grasp the concept of "God Mode" in a game. Let me elaborate on this. Generally, when you enter "God Mode" in a game, you are several things. The first, and most notable feature, is being literally invincible in every way, shape, and form. The second is a functionally unlimited amount of power for the game, such as having infinite ammo, infinite damage, etc. There may also be the ability to fly, and generally any action which is coded into the game and makes one closer to unlimited power. As this is a game in which literally anything is possible(DTG, not Minecraft, though both would reasonably apply), Uber0 is currently able to take any number of actions that the most powerful entities in the game would also be able to take, due to being the Godmoder. As such, Uber0 flies out of Minecraftia and back to DTG0. Yes, this acronym doesn't help with the confusion. No, I don't care.
SPEED RUNNING POWERS ACTIVATE! I quickly zip around the area gathering random crap, abusing glitches to get more random crap, and then assembling that random crap into a rocket. I ride in my rocket to Mars, and get some water. (fun fact: They actually recently discovered water on Mars.) I then come back here and set up a Mars water stall, and the Mars water costs $100, but I give some to The Captain for free, to bribe them onto the AZ side. If The Captain is already on a side, then I use the money from the Mars water to buy a sports car, and say that if a PZ catches the car, they get to keep it. I then drive the car into a lava pit.
@Crystal, they tried getting rid of the strong nuclear force. Didn't work.
I deAFK and bash a random PZ entity with a hammer. the complete works of nulitor.
They subsequently suffer brain damage.
The 'No Homestuck Summons' rule still stands, so Sollux can't come into play.
But but but it's the PAST. And a different Minecraft/Fourth Wall.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
every self-respecting video game needs a very easy level of simon says: 19/25 and 18/25
Enker's Spear && Guardian Orbitars = ??? (1/?)
+2 to Ultima because he's the most friendly towards me right now. *cough*
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Cheap Influence to make people give me more charges A.K.A. Shop Level: 1
Completely Arbitrary number to make the thing I said above me seem more important A.K.A. Charges to Next Level: 25
Upgrade that should really come standard but doesn't until we get the second thing to go to zero so I can have an excuse to do the things above: Healing! yeah...
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Okay, maybe trying to apply logic to nulitor was a bad idea. As in I've accidentally caused a 49-second chain of events that led to the carpet bombing of 38.2% of the battlefield. My bad. Sorry guys.
The Outlaws: 26/30 ============================== (+3 from jondanger, +2 from Tazz and Cobalt, +1 from Maniac, MZ, and Serpent) The Winged: 20/30 ============================== (+3 from jondanger, +2 from Tazz and Cobalt, +1 from Maniac, Serpent, and Pricey) [BEGINNING DECRYPTION]
Meowmere || Hammer = Meownir (5/6)
Scribe's Wands && Rorschach Drop || Blot of Ink = The Spillers(1/?) (Rorschach Drop meaning, in this case, a drop of ink from The Rorschach.)
Interest in DTG waning... Feeling really sick... Ugh. Sorry I haven't been keeping up with this. I'm just really burned out.
+2 to jondanger.
After he recovers from his beatdown, the Scribe looks up in shock. "No... It can't be! It's you! You're the Captain! One of the twelve main combatants in the glorious Godmodding War! I can't believe I'm meeting you in person, or that I'm fighting alongside the Sleuth, for that matter! This is... I mean... Alright, let me take this from the top."
"I apologize for disturbing the--your Foundation. I was unaware that you belonged to it, but I can honestly say that your Foundation has several artifacts that, if used in the right hands, could potentially win this battle for our side. And this is a battle we must win, no doubt. The alternative is one of the worst threats this universe has ever seen." The Scribe stares into space, the wind whistling around him. "I hope that you can trust me on this. When you have been in this universe for as long as I, you tend to look at things a bit... differently."
The Scribe extends his hands outwards, and a shape flashes into existence around him - a wheel. The wheel has twelve symbols, each in alternating chambers of the wheel. "Pickaxe. Lapis Lazuli. Broken Bow. Wineglass. Escutcheon. Demon Door. Twisted Horn. Alien Visor. Pokeball. Golden Crown. Foxtail. Blue Cross." The wheel glows around the Scribe, the image of the Demon Door turning into a brilliant pink. "Long have I seen these symbols scattered across my travels. I've wondered what their purpose is, what their meaning is. I think the answer lies within you, Captain."
The Demon Door materializes in the middle of the Scribe and the Captain. The Captain takes a step back. "I've had a hunch that these twelve symbols are connected to the twelve legendary fighters of the Godmodding War. One of the reasons I came here, sensing a massive turning point in the history of godmodding, was to see if I was correct. You and the Sleuth are here, so this can be no coincidence. And just as this battle is a change for godmodding, I think it signals a change for your own life, and the lives of your allies. One that will not be forgotten."
The Scribe spins the wheel around until all of the symbols are in completely different positions. The wheel turns a bright goldenrod color. "I believe that, in the future, there will be another war. I know not the specifics, but I have a hunch that it will be fought by your Descendant, and the Descendants of those who were in your own war. That war will be as game-changing as yours was and as this was, perhaps even moreso. But this is all just speculation. Here's what matters."
The wheel turns indigo and then blinks out of existence. The Demon Door stays behind. "These symbols mean something. This war means something. You and I, well. We definitely mean something. The future may be uncertain, and the past may be set in stone, but it is the future's past that we must strive to change. It is the now that we must contend with. I ask you to realize your destiny. I ask you to join us, so we can both realize what my visions mean for those who come after us. I ask you to join us, and in return, I will give you knowledge beyond anything you can imagine."
The Scribe opens the Demon Door, but not all the way. In its ajar state, massive rumbling sounds can be heard. Some sort of magnificent beast lies beyond the door, with several ruined pillars surrounding it. There is a guttural roar and the Demon Door is slammed shut, blinking out of existence. "You already know that the end of your world is coming. You're dealing with some forces that are beyond even your own control. But worry about the future when it comes to you. Focus on the present. The present is our present, you know. It's a gift. So use it."
Meanwhile, the Scribe surveys his entities. He grimaces, seeing that the Coveknight has fallen and that the Rune of Odal has shattered, leaving Octothorpe out of his control. "No matter. They've certainly put on a show, and my next wave of superpowers will be out in due time. Now, down to business." Instantly, ten copies of the Scribe appear at once, each holding the Antique Timeclock. "Looks like some form of cavalry has arrived. How are you doing, me?" "Oh, you know." "My aim is getting better." "It's deja vu all over again." "You already know the answer to that." "All comedy is derived from fear." "Joaje." "Rising like the Shepard tone." "I wonder what will happen." "Nine hours, nine persons, nine doors." "Meh."
The Scribe looks at his clones with an odd expression. "Am I always this inscrutable?" "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Meh." He then rolls his eyes. "Whatever; you're all here for a reason. Now get a move on!" The Scribe and his clones simultaneously take out the same thing from their coats - a one-sided die. "You don't want to know how we got this." The sheer paradox and unfathomability of a one-sided die causes blue lightning to form around all of the Scribes, bending space and time around them at once. Quickly, the Scribes all throw their dice at the Hoenn Starters. They land in a circle around them, focusing the paradox around their general area.
"That should do it," all of the Scribes say at the same time. "Jinx!" all of the Scribes say at the same time. "Jinx!" all of the Scribes say at the same time. "Jinx!" all of the Scribes say at the same time. "Jinx!" all of the Scribes say at the same time. "Jinx!" all of the Scribes say at the same time. "Jinx!" all of the Scribes say at the same time. "Jinx!" all of the Scribes say at the same time. "Jinx!" all of the Scribes say at the same time. "Jinx!" all of the Scribes say at the same time. ...That goes on for a while.
While the Scribes are waging a jinx war, the Hoenn Starters aren't doing so well. Their bodies are being ripped apart into pure coding, transmutating themselves back into broken and horrific incarnations of their forms with every passing second. Soon, they aren't even recognizable as Pokemon. Space and time eventually folds so much around the paradoxical dice that it rips, creating a massive black hole that sucks up the Hoenn Starters and then implodes on itself, leaving no sign that anything was around there at all.
The jinx war finally ends in a draw, with all of the Scribes out of breath. "Alright... you all know what to do. Use your timeclocks in order to become the next you in the timeline." All of the other clones agree, setting their watches. They phase out of existence in a blurry fashion, leaving only one Scribe. He dusts off his pants and pockets the watch. "I think that went well. Oh, here they come."
The sky disappears, leaving only a wireframe void. From the pockets between coding, the Hoenn Starters are ejected from nothingness given shape, screaming towards the ground from the sky and creating a massive impact crater. When the dust clears, the Hoenn Starters have been pulverized, their mutated and quivering forms unrecognizable. "There's a lesson to be learned here. What is it... Ah."
The ten one-sided dice all float into the Scribe's hand, burnt and blackened from overuse. He quickly pockets them away in the folds of his jackets. "Always misuse paradoxes. Seriously. It could never backfire in any conceivable way."
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
Both here
Join Date:
1/5/2012
Posts:
245
Location:
and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
Member Details
The first companion: 32/50
Another Charge: 5/50
+1 to Bomber57 & Mythic
I tell the Captain while that may be so, our dentists are so much better. They even give out little toys. Then I proceed to flash my incredible, friend winning smile (tm).
Leming...
Leming...
Leming of the BDA!
It's a man's life in the BD- STOP IT!
And yes, the Balloon Whelp was augmented into the Balloon Drake.
Balloon Drake
HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000. Come at me bro. I've got a billion hp.
Inflation: 100%. Airborn while above 100% inflation. Dies at either 0% or 200% inflation.
Same as before. Whenever it takes damage, reduce inflation by damage taken / 2,000. That's assuming a 30 post entity has about 200,000 HP normally.
Breath of Life: Can be used every other turn. Restores 15,000 HP OR 20% inflation. Cannot self target. Costs 5% inflation.
Law of the Clown Car: kills a Lesser Balloon Whelp and gives the Drake inflation equal to the Whelp's inflation/3
And now, we need to make it a little more complicated.
Spawns in with 3 balloon-omancy eggs, each with their own HP bar. They start with 15,000/30,000 HP. If an egg reaches 30,000 HP (The Balloon Whelp has something that might help with that...), it hatches into a lesser balloon whelp.
Lesser Balloon Whelp:
Inflation: 100%. Takes damage/500 to inflation when hit. Deals low damage.
The Balloon Drake uses Breath of Life on one of its Ballon-omancy eggs, hatching it.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
2/7/2014
Posts:
72
Location:
The Mindscape
Minecraft:
Irecreeper
Member Details
=Turn Two=
(27 / 50) A Deck of Cards (+2 total from FBSN, Pricey)
+1 to FBSN
+1 to Pricey
=Action=
...
While the Sleuth is trapped in the Chasm, a flapping of wings can be heard.
Something is above the battlefield, blotting out the sun. With wings made of a glistening pink and red material, it soars above the battlefield, a single scarred eye surveying the battlefield. And the massive monstrosity above appears to be but a simple butterfly. Except most butterflies don't have six wings, and massive armored legs adorned with razor-sharp barbs, and meter-long, inch-thick talons.
It makes a pass over the battlefield, doing a aileron roll as it comes by. Thousands of petal-like scales rain down from the sky, smashing into random entities with astounding force. Each one shatters into a fine mist after impact. All expect for one, massive red scale.
[???] Crimson Scale
HP: 1 / 1
Attack: Lets out plenty of red mist into the air, doing SOMETHING. Three-Turn charge.
The massive creature leaves the battlefield, and flies off into the distance.
I run up to The Captain to engage in a formal conversation of these so-called "teams."
Briefcase: Good day Sir. Say, It's sure boring here being stuck in one game for like, say, 9 weeks. I see no point in choosing a side in a war in which you have so little control over, But Since theres only 2 sides for you to decide, you should try to not be a PZ. After all, No one is gonna pick a side in which its troops lie heavily on its commander, am I right? I'm more of a Support than anything else, So- ubiquitousUnknown: So you think my poster is a support!?! Briefcase: One Second, Sir...
Briefcase turns to ubiquitousUnknown.
Briefcase: How dare you rudely interrupt... me... Oh god, What have I gotten myself into... GORILLA.
ubiquitousUnknown Has a Laser Pistol aimed right at Briefcase's face.
ubiquitousUnknown: How Stupid of you to join a war in the first place. Aren't you a little young to be going into war? Briefcase: And yet minecraft is designed for kids. Pish Posh. ubiquitousUnknown: Don't try to dodge my question, um, Whoever ever this object is-DOES ANYONE NOTICE THIS LITTLE GORILLA ANYWHERE?!?! ANYONE!?! EXACTLY. NOONE INTHE HOLY MOTHEROF GORILLA KNOW WHAT SPECIESARE YOU YETTHEYSTILLACCEPTYOUASA BEING.I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF SICK- Briefcase: *Sigh* Whatever.
I walk away from whoever this guy is. That was a waste of my time...
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I turn my legs into large Titanium blocks and proceed to roundhouse kick the Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect. The velocity generated by said kick sends it flying into Deadpool.
Summoning Entity: 5/35
Counter: 5/50
+5% Bribe!
2,000 damage to the Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect! Minicritted 3,000 damage to Deadpool!
Elizabeth attacks twice per turn, Tazz. If that was a nerf, you didn't mention it. That's why I've been attacking with her during each of my posts.
5/30 Dangerous Forbidden Technique (+1 Darkside)
10/50 Dark Bowser (Equipping Challenge Medals to Bowser)
+2 Irecreeper
"Your fate is in the cards."
Elizabeth switches to Thor and casts Ziodyne on Mega-Mewtwo Y.
"That is ENOUGH!"
I stare at the PZ crowd.
"What do you gain from causing a paradox, hmmm? Mercury, your employer will be destroyed. TT, your thread and claim to fame will not exist. Walker...well, I don't care, the Animatronics at that stupid Pizza Joint have outlived their novelty already, but YOU WILL DIE! DO YOU ALL LACK A SELF PRESERVATION INSTINCT? (Though Uzi is different. She somehow has knowledge of the future.) Which brings me to my action. Captain. I come from a different dimension entirely, but more than that, I have access to knowledge you do not have. Generic gave you some information, but I have a gift for you."
A large amount of files drop from a portal next to the Captain. On them reads, "From the AI with love". After all, knowledge, next to everything-proof shields and everything-piercing weapons, is the greatest weapon.
Inside the files are all the SCPs, and details that not even I know about them, details not even the SCP foundation knows. How is this possible? Say it with me: IMAGINATION. And a link to the Wiki page.
"Now, unless you wish to feel just what happens to universes who experience a Paradox, either join us, or leave. I would be happy to have you on our team."
It's official, the Entity game is starting to really get me. That'll be fixed this turn.
As you start up your speech, you realize that you can't hear yourself! It's like you've suddenly gone muuuuuuuuuuu/////////
CEASETHESPEECHINFRONTOFYOURFOE
THEGOLDENGODMUSTNOTKNOW
FUTUREKNOWLEDGEALONEWOULDCAUSEAPARADOX
YOUKNOWHISENDNOTHISBEGINNING
YOURRANTSAREHARMINGYOURCAUSE
CEASETHEMATONCE
...OK. That was a bit of a hiccup...Anyways, some force stopped you from speaking, and now you can't talk. At all. Not even telepathy or something. I don't even know what it is going on with you, UserZero seems kind of dumbfounded by what happened. You, now forcibly mute, still manage to hand the Captain your document.
The Captain glares at it quizzically and doesn't take it. You stare at it too and realize that it somehow got set on fire while you weren't looking. Pretty much everything that you would logically and immediately count upon being able to do that is looking at the spectacle, dumbfounded. No-one has an explamation.
Don't you dare blame me. The OP Scale would have nerfed that if that was just too juicy.
i remind Tazz that i downgraded the Topaz Garfield to a level five, then whack him over the head though the fourth wall.
I then redo one of my attacks that failed:
i set the Hoenn Starters on fire with a Degreaser, then promptly run
away and built a level-three sentry built of Flare Guns and Scorch
Shots, exploiting an odd quirk that allows them to retain there
crit-on-fire powers in minecraft. i then charge them with 2 Diamond
Postal Pummelers, whilst the Flare-Gun-And-Scorch-Shot-Sentry keeps them
on fire and damaged. i then summon a bow from Freak Fortress 2, which
just happens to be perma-critboosted and shoot them, causing a few
boatloads of damage. Usage of the words "boatloads" causes a few boats
(which just happen to be carrying loads of oil on them) on the Hoenn
Starters. i then fill one of the oil barrels with lava and break it over the Hoenn Starters, just for good measure.
Factory; Producing Piebots.
Piebots: Attacking Deadpool
Factory Expansion: 10/10
Factory expanded!
Hp increased by 25%, Shields gained, (25% of pre-expasion HP), extra production slot.
Unused artifacts can be turned into charges to produce bots, but only works for level 3 and below.
2+ to bribing the captain
You can't downgrade Alchemies! There's no function for that! You have not made the Topaz Garfield, and for that matter you can't actually use Garfield himself!
The Factory is destroyed! May I suggest another use of that charge?
I put Mega-Mewtwo Y into the previously mentioned Auto-Surgery-o-Tron 3000 and kick the machine into orbit, hopefully protecting it for this round and healing it a good amount.
Asura: 15/50
OK, just letting everyone know NOW: The Curse of Repetetiveness now fully prohibits any non-charged attack that takes away an entity for a turn to be untargetable, AND they will now be released at the next EoTB.
You kick Mewtwo away in the Auto-Surgery-o-Tron 3000, only to quickly realize you (A) forgot to change the settings and (B) forgot to put in a valid heart. Ah well, it can't be that bad, right?
Five seconds later, you hear news that Mega Mewtwo Y died due to failed surgery via chat (yeah, there's a mod for that). Lesson learned, do not be careless with the Auto-Surgery-o-Tron 3000.
Shockjewel Armor: A super-futuristic armor made entirely of hard crystal. As if that wasn't enough, it also possesses external energy shielding, and the energy shield even regenerates!
Chaos Control && Adamantium = Ceaseless Chaos (Level 7: 1/8)
id like to join as [AZ]! as my first action, i toss a flaming wooden barrel filled with grenades, all with the pins pulled at the exact moment of throwing, at UZ!
Who's UZ? There's UserZero, AKA Uzi, but I see no UZ. Regardless, welcome!
Well it does random summons and can either be created instantly or charged.
Then I did put something like two restrictions for not having entity spam(one player can have only one entity of this kind).
and after that I did put rules about the fact those entities gained bonus special properties when this alchemy is combined with others.
and also the entities summoned with this are supposed to be weaker than entities summoned without this unless the book of summoning alchemy is high level(but then since those bonuses are flat it is not good for making very charged entities).
Sorry: I am bad at grammar.
And like I said if you find too much annoying you can basically remove anything particular about this alchemy.
Also what you said did it applied to my second explanation?(I attempted short sentences for avoiding grammar errors but that is rather likely that it was again like the speech of chtulu)
/null-post
So basically you want an alchemy that makes weak instant entity summons? You could just instantly summon entities yourself. I don't really see the point in this, but go ahead, I guess.
I pull out SCP-4517-DTG and wave them around, focusing the incoming wrath of the Computer Voice Universe onto the N00b King. The music begins to play - an English - er, Engrish - cover of Neru's Saikyouiku (Re-Education) by SF-A2 Miki and Utatane Piko. If you don't recognize any of this, just take it as two computer voices, one male and one female, singing a song that in-universe is laced with mind control triggers. As the vocals start, the N00b King enters the SCP-061 trance state. The vocal part begins. Re-Education
National Highway 107 is where our final days shall beginWhen I take a leap from the roof to oppose gravitational force.Morals are for noobs I pronounce, as I kick the can of cola,Our adolescence has just begun, but I've said that so many times...
The N00b King's mind is commanded to perform acts as suicidal as those of the Karoshi Suicide Salaryman. I materialize some zirconium spikes with the Zirconium Manipulation Cube and the N00b King jumps straight into the spikes and rolls around in them. Tired of life, the girl left again,One final time to the warehouse there.And with a face best left unsaid,Took out Suicide Putty, and took a final breath
I toss the N00b King some Suicide Putty. He cuts and kneads the Suicide Putty, releasing toxic fumes that poison the air around him. A self-centered knife to threaten the dreams of what's ahead,And our tomorrows scream for us to save them,"Help a bro pl0x", a squeaker voice screams,But I place the kid on my ignore list!
The N00b King then begins to punch himself repeatedly at high speeds. A justified way to kill the dreams of what's ahead,And our tomorrows shed the blood of ourselves.I'll set fire to all our memories,and cleanse this world for our sake and ours alone!
I quickly make a lava pool. The N00b King jumps in and burns. As I have no more ideas for things the N00b King can do, I end the song after the first chorus.
Spy's Sharpener: An ornate black box with two holes in it. Sticking a knife into the larger hole allows you to sharpen a knife as much as you'd like, even beyond reasonable physical limits, with it getting sharper every second it stays in there. Putting the knife into the shorter hole reverses this process.
Did you know that the Uber Headquarters does not roll unless an entity actually attacks it? Thus, you cheated to kill it. And even if you do insist it was a fair kill, it would have caused damage to other neutral entities as well (as they are all on the neutral "team"). And lastly, I think there was deliberate attempts to mess up my actions to repair or shield EXOS (Deadpool had a 1/30 chance at best of hitting my post since he chooses his targets randomly (and if he was aiming at the "other" Deadpool deliberately, remind him that he forgot to list himself as an entity when he was first bribed, so thus I still had control over him until he listed himself as an entity), and Weegie is an idiot that I am about to kill hard).
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I need to respond to this.
First off: You didn't say the UberHQ only rolled when the entity it defended was attacked, so naturally I rolled every turn regardless. I didn't list some of the roles because no-one attacked EXOS and none of them honestly affected the battlefield, so I didn't include the results. You are not getting a mulligan for your poor wording, mate. you should have stated that up-front and in the clear. Second off, I was extremely generous to EXOS to begin with; EXOS should have rightfully died to the 50-post charge, letting it live AT ALL was incredibly generous, let alone thereafter giving it more than full Endergy immediately thereafter to allow you to do basically whatever you wanted with it, basically allowing you to really start building up its power and skipping having to use Endergize every turn. I basically gave you everything you needed to get EXOS into an actually useful thing instead of having it uncerimoniously killed, and all you had to do was defend it. You were nowhere NEAR as aggressive in defending/salvaging EXOS's HP as I thought you were, given a tap by any player would have done it in. If you had been more aggressive in generating that shield or the heal, you would probably have gotten it reasonably fast. Third, you were NOT deliberately targeted that round; that really was how unlucky you were. I know Deadpool didn't list himself as an entity then. Fourth, EXOS stuck around a long wihle, so shame on you for not actually doing anything relevant with it at all. Fifth, final, and most important, I AM STILL NEW AT THIS. I'm still getting the hang of updating, and it took Twin a long while to really get into the swing of things as well. Mistakes have been made at points; yes, I did not immediately list Deadpool in the entities section, can you please stop trying to exploit it (and basically every other semi-relevant mistake I make) so relentlessly?!
I do NOT want this to spiral into a huge discussion, please. I've spent a lot of time replying to this alone, more than it appears. You got unlucky one round and both of your entities died to their own passives. That's how it rolls.
Aperture Science Mashy Spike Plate && Explosive Reactive Armor || Slab of Metal && Large Wooden Shield -> Blastspike Exoskeleton (1/?)
Walker stares at the Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect. He seems... rather annoyed that that was the first thing to cause him an injury. Beneath the goggles, his red eyes flash, then he charges, as the WoKA realizes that it made a terrible mistake. Upon drawing close enough to melee it, he winds up, and takes a huge swing... which cleaves through the substance that WoKA is made of like a lightsaber through soft butter. Literally. The sliced-off WoKA piece falls to the ground, shattering on impact, and is quickly crushed into oblivion under Walker's foot before there's even a hope of recovering that part of WoKA. He stares contemptuously at it, then stomps it a few more times to be sure, before setting the WoKA on fire and heading back to his side of the battlefield.
[ASSISTS: +2 to CobaltShade]
[CHARGES: mobile tnt cannon: 1/5]
[ALCHEMIES: none i have decided to make yet]
[ACTIONS: i begin charging the mobile tnt cannon! i also see what bullet && tiny bullet && very tiny bullet would make.]
INVENTORY SO FAR:
Aww... (urge... to use image macro... rising!) Also, how difficult is college compared to high school? Combine Task Force: 16/16 COMPLETED! Phaserifle [Lvl. 3]: 3/4 (How come it's Level 3?) There isn't a rule against Half-Life summons, is there? All of a sudden, I hear the roar of an otherworldly helicopter and radio chatter!The Combine have sent a small squad to my aid! This should help... and the addition of a Hunter Chopper is just awesome. Let's get to work. I'll be completing the Phaserifle next turn so I can supplement their attacks. Combine Hunter-Chopper [AZ] HP: 20,000/20,000Attacks:Pulse Rain: This is a simple attack with the helicopter's minigun. It does a default 2,000 damage, but it strengthens with proximity, for a maximum of 6,000 damage! This allows the helicopter to get closer for increased risk to complement the increase in damage.Mine Storm: This attack launches a field of mines at a group of opponents. This deals 2,000 damage to 4 opponents, but this takes a turn to cool down and the chopper swoops overhead, thus making its underbelly vulnerable to attack. Passives:I was known for my passive abilities in the last game, but for now I'll keep it simple.Airborne: This entity gains all the benefits of an airborne entity. Combine SMG Trooper [AZ] HP: 2,000/2,000 (x6)Basic Red Shirts, these deal 1,500 damage to a single enemy. Combine Pulse Rifle Trooper [AZ] HP: 2,000/2,000 (x1)A squad member equipped with a pulse rifle. Boasting more firepower than his buddies, he consistently deals 2,000 damage each turn. Combine Shotgun Trooper [AZ] HP: 2,000/2,000 (x1)Equipped with a shotgun, this squaddie deals 1,000 damage at long range. However this scales up when he gets close and allows for a maximum of 3,000 damage at close quarters. If this needs buffs/nerfs, please let me know. I command the aforementioned entities to, once they can, advance to the bridge and support our offensive. I should be bringing in the Phaserifle shortly...
I don't want to talk about it, but if it seems like the difficulty is exaggerated by anyone...It's probably not exaggerated.
It's Level 3 because you can't determine the level (I said this was the one thing you couldn't determine), and I deem it strong enough to deserve Level 3.
Minecraft Disguise Kit && Player Focus = [something that lets me disguise as other players] (1/?)
Dark Times > Fine = ??? (2/?)
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (9/50)
Project M05-NetHack.exe (23/40) (+2 from tc2142)
+2 to tc2142
Action
I teleport the Ultimate Horrible Meal into WeegeeWeArrrr's small intestine. He is incapable of removing the Ultimate Horrible Meal from his small intestine by non-natural means and must carry out the digestion process.
A rancid moldy baloney sandwich laced with nitroglycerin and SCP-409 shards
A strip of rancid moldy bacon with polonium sprinkles painted with a really thin layer of lead paint
15 feces cupcakes with chlorine trifluoride and fluoroantimonic acid capsules hidden in them
Brussels sprouts (laced with explosives)
Pure uranium lasagna laced with plutonium chicken
A glass of hydrochloric acid with all the water replaced with SCP-009
A polonium tube of Anti-Calculus Toothpaste
A frag grenade with razor blades embedded in it
Lead chips, as in lead shaped like potato chips
A glass of jello laced with arsenic, polonium-210, cyanide pills and SCP-409 shards
The whole thing is served on an antimatter tray that telefrags WeegeeWeArrrr. In fact, half the Ultimate Horrible Meal telefrags WeegeeWeArrrr partially.
2 Damage to WeegeeWeArrrr!...Wait, Telefrag? You fool! Telefragging is a natural Paradox! A paradox core appears at the site of the Telefrag-WeegeeWeArrrr backs the heck away before it can damage him more!
UserZero: no no no no no no no no no NO!
UserZero: BAD!
UserZero: NO PARADOXES ON-SERVER!
UserZero pulls out a grenade cracking with an energy of an emerald hue, tosses it at the Paradox Core, and watches as it evaporates, to the relief of everyone, even Richard. Paradoxes are completely unstable! There is no predicting what they could do!
I give up bribing the Captain, and immediately revert to wreaking havoc and chaos!
I convert the chasm bridge to a drawbridge and begin raising it while shouting "COME OUT, WHATEVER'S IN THERE, AND HOPEFULLY HELP THE PZ SIDE!"
You try as you might, but the insane patchwork construction of the bridge seems to prevent you from wresting it open by converting it into a drawbridge!
So just to be sure the Protettores, have their 10% damage reduction, the ability to protect other taking damage instead of the target, the ability to enter a defence status to get more damage reduction?
And that minimized damage from crit is always applied?
abysmal attack = ???
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That would be the case.
Abysmal is a synonym for low, or very bad. Think 'abyss.' Something 'ABYSmal' would sound like it would be very low, right?
(24 / 50) A Deck of Cards (+4 total from FBSN, Cobalt)
+2 to FBSN
=Action=
AG: "Hello?" The Sleuth starts to panic, as he realizes he was left in the chasm. And it's awfully dark.
AG: "Well, screw it." He then plops down a torch, and builds a small underground wooden mining camp.
The camp is very nice; there's a bed, a small wheat farm and even a pretty sweet chair. There's even a small chapel in the back to worship Helix and Dome. And then I'm pestered by one of the very deities...
usurperGod [UG] began pestering ancientGumshoe [AG]
UG: ˙ǝɹo ʇɐɥʇ ǝuıɯ ob 'ʎǝɥ
AG: The Sleuth shakes his head. "I don't think that's a safe idea. It's talking."
UG: ˙ʇı ǝuıɯ oʇ uosɐǝɹ ǝɹoɯ ǝɥʇ ןןɐ
UG: ˙ɹǝdןǝɥ ɐ s,ǝɹǝɥ
A small rift appears, and an Electrode pops out, only knowing one move: Explosion.
UG: ˙ǝɹo ǝɥʇ ǝuıɯ oʇ ɥbnouǝ ǝq pןnoɥs ʇɐɥʇ
AG: The Sleuth is silent.
AG: "Fine."
I gently place down the Electrode near the strange ore down there, and tell it to use Explosion. I then pick up the shattered remnants of the ore, and retreat to a panic room in my wooden mining camp. Said Panic Room is made of a three block thick cobblestone, and has enough pork-chop rations to last a week. I then inspect the ore, and listen to the voices...
You don't find youreslf in the Chasm for long, as you are promptly fried by the lack of area that isn't covered in magma and/or stable. You die and respawn.
You proceed to get Saurite Ore! It is a very dark, gross green, and you can hear whispers. And not the whispers of the Fossil Lords.
8/30 Dangerous Forbidden Technique (+2 from Irecreeper)
11/50 Dark Bowser (Equipping Challenge Medals to Luigi)
+1 Irecreeper
Elizabeth whacks Conquest with her book.
"Give me a couple minutes, guys. Be back in a few."
I enter a portal to 2018, when the remake of Pokemon Diamond and Pearl have come out, and trade Mewtwo with Mewtwonite-X for a Dialga with an Adamant Orb. Can someone figure out the 2-phase boss fight in the works?
"I have to thank Uzi for this opportunity. I thought it would be much harder to accomplish this, but I am very happy that it didn't take that much. I mean, don't worry, Tazz. I'm still charging it by about 30, but I already have the Pokemon. It's more preparing for a second phase that doesn't currently exist. To be fair, if it doesn't exist, millions of PMD fans are going to flip."
I sing to myself a bit.
Whoever figures out the tune, gets +1.
The first verse is a somewhat-edited youtube comment. I would give credit, but I cannot find it again.
The second verse is my own creation.
"All of our friends, are waiting for us to return victorious
Now let’s save the world!
Let’s Go!
All of our…adventures
All of the pain we’ve endured
And our friends…brave actions
That’s why we are here! Right now!
Let’s fight for our friends’ sakes and for the world’s, too
This battle’s our final test!
We can’t back down now, that is not an option
Cause we…have all come…way too far!
Let’s fight for our friends’ sakes and for the world’s, too
This battle’s our final test!
We can’t back down now, that’s not an option
So let’s…both fight on…to the end!
I know what will happen if we do win,
I won’t exist anymore…
But that doesn’t matter,
It’s only me,
It’s time for us to save the world!
Let’s Go!
Sorry, for lying to you, partner and friend
Forgive me, for leaving you once we finish this,
All of our friends are waiting for you to return victorious,
Now let’s save the world
Let’s Go!
We fight to change…this world’s fate
We fight to change our future
I fight so they…can survive
But I don’t want to say goodbye!
Let’s fight for our friends’ sakes and for the world’s, too
This battle’s our final test!
We can’t back down now, that is not an option
Cause we…have all come…way too far!
Let’s fight for our friends’ sakes and for the world’s, too
This battle’s our final test!
We can’t back down now, that’s not an option
So let’s…both fight on…to the end!
I know I must leave so that this world can live
This battle is my final stand
Fight to the finish
Save time itself
I will not let this world die! NO WAY!
I cannot stay, so partner, please understand
I want to stay, but I want you to live even more
All of our friends are waiting for you to return victorious,
Now let’s save the world!"
Your sad muting has prevented you from singing this, thus preventing it from doing anything. However, I'm going to guess that it's the PMD main theme.
You trade the Mewtwo with the Mewtwonite X for a Dialga with an Adamant Orb.
I glance in Conquest's direction, pulling out what appears to be an oak sapling. Speaking of which, if this is 2011, Minecraft is currently still in Beta. As a matter of fact, the full version should be released some time this November.
I plant the tree near Conquest, and, in one fluid motion, draw a short rod of copper infused with enough creation to generate something the size of a moderately-large mountain unhindered, stab it into the sapling, and sprint some distance away. The sapling begins to pulsate with rich golden energy. The copper rod itself begins to melt, dripping into the core of the sapling slowly.
I spin around after a good minute of sprinting, examining the pulsating tree from a distance. The fabric of space and time around the tree begins to warp and fold, bursts of pure gold energy erupting from extraneous locales somewhat near the sapling. The tree shudders slightly, and then grows into a monolithic beast of living matter comparable to around half of Yggdrasil. Conquest is promptly incased in wood. Hah.
I briefly lean back from my keyboard in reality, and grab a crystal ball from my desk looking into the thing. I hope this works. I am somewhat surprised to find the orb showing me an outline of Conquest, coated in bark. Excellent. I place the thing back on my desk, and lean back to properly face my keyboard.
Back on the server, I turn to stare at Conquest's approximate location within the tree, waiting. Gossamer-thin strands of root and rubbery solution within the tree seep into Conquest's form, draining whatever energy the being has into themselves, and combusting in the process. … This thing is actually quite weak, isn't it.
I shrug, and pull out a portable jar of Mortuus essentia. I flash-step to a position exactly one meter away from the trunk of the tree, and smash the jar against the side, telekinetically forcing the arcane liquid into the thing's vascular tissue, away from all air.
The deadly essentia courses through the tree's system, gathering around Conquest as efficiently as possible at the current moment. This forms an esoteric layer of recondite fluid around the being, frothing and boiling with instability.
I snap my fingers, and a large amount of oxygen pours into the bubble filled with the essence of death. As you know, oxygen and essentia do not mix. The essentia burns through whatever external surface Conquest possesses, regardless of corporeality. The fluid promptly solidifies into some sort of mauve goo coating the entity.
The goo combusts, waves of force tearing into both Conquest and the core of the tree, Flux Gas pouring into the newly-formed chamber. The gas burns into Conquest, destroying whatever remnants of an external bodily layer the creature may have possessed at any point. If Conquest requires the intake of breath to survive, it also inhales copious amounts of the noxious vapors into their body, destroying its insides.
The tree itself begins to wither and die, insides burned away by death and corruption. This releases the now-gargantaun chamber filled with molten copper above. Gallons of the molten metal surge downward, coating Conquest within moments, despite the liquid's usually viscous nature. The Flux Gas is all trapped in the same bubble as Conquest, left to wither away in a solid sphere of metal for all of eternity.
I blink several times, and gray flames burst from my mouth and eyes as I emit an audible scream, the tree undergoing massive atrophy in the process. The cyclopean plant shrivels up and withers into nothing, decaying away into a large amount of dust. The hundreds of gallons of liquid copper atop the Flux Gas and Conquest cool and freeze moments after the inferno bursts from my facial orifices, trapping the gas and the being within, and hardening it with sheer decay, along with the weight of around half of Yggdrasil in dust atop it.
TA: HAH. EXCELLE—nope… we are NOT… doing this… at all.
I choke and splutter, the flames receding immediately. Then, I twitch my fingers weakly, and the bubbles of copper collapse into the ground, sinking directly above bedrock, before several hundred tons of dust falls atop it, and the earth shifts back into place. There. Now, please allow me to gather myself.
Spatial Energies && Blank Spell Tome = Bestal's "Spatial Rending and Other Useful Space Magic Techniques" (4/6)
Mercury offers the Captain a fully filled Pokedex, of 721 potential SCP objects, if he joins the PGs.
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You, with the stupid shouty accent! I don't pretend to know why Binary Prime wants Richard to win, and I don't really care. What the hell, I'll humour you here, and tell you why I'm working for Binary Prime. Richard. In the future, he causes the destruction of all Minecraftia. Family, friends... my whole world, all gone in an instant because of this jerk. You know what he's done, yet you help him, why? Because it's what the Narrative wants? Well to hell with the Narrative, it's never done anything for me. And why would I have self-preservation? There's nothing to preserve for.
Uzi clamps your lips together, gesturing to FBSN and his issue, before you can get on past calling him out for his overly-stylized dialogue.
UserZero: shhhhhhhhhh UserZero: somethings are best left unsaid! UserZero: and i think he learned that the hard way!
I stare at the Gamma Phantom mildly ominously. Inspiration. I place an Arcane Worktable upon the ground, and slide a Void-Aspected Silverwood Wand atop it, muttering several things under my breath. I place a large amount of what appears to be mildly rotted human flesh upon the table, forming it into unrecognizable shapes within the grid.
The wand upon the table pulses with mauve energies, pure vis being released into the object formed upon the table. I destroy the Arcane Worktable with a thought, and place the object I created down.
The thing, in of itself, seems rather odd. It is a seven meter-tall statue of an Iron Golem composed almost exclusively of human flesh. In fact, the thing itself contains several functional organs. Well, they would be functional, if the being were alive, which it is not, thankfully. I do not have the slightest idea what this hulking automaton of flesh might do if it possessed cognizant thought, but I doubt it would be positive in any way whatsoever. I pull out a shard of amber imbedded in a circular plate of corotite coated in arsenic, fortunately clad in gloves. I swiftly implant the object in the chest of the flesh edifice, observing it. A flicker of red goes past its eyes, but it is otherwise inanimate. Wonderful.
I turn to the Gamma Phantom once more. With a flick of my wrist, the thing sails over toward me, stopping mere centimeters away from my face. I scrutinize the thing carefully, tapping the amber shard in the effigy's chest. It glimmers with an eldritch light, before the Phantom fades into nothing. I take several steps in a backward direction, the golem's eyes glowing with a pale silver light.
The golem's functions immediately spring into life as the amber crystal fills with an odd color. As everything currently stands, the Gamma Phantom should be confined to this physical body for the remainder of its existence. Hah.
The living golem leers at me, and takes a single lumbering step forward, before it is rendered immobile by hundreds of voidmetal chains which spring from the earth, and chain it to the ground. I watch on, curious at the situation at hand.
The Phantom struggles, but it ultimately unable to escape. I produce a runed blade of vesperium shimmering with an amethyst glow from my inventory, plunging the thing into the exposed flesh of the Phantom's physical simulacrum, between several chains. The blade sinks several centimeters over a third of a meter into the thing, and the core mechanism of the golem amplifies the pain inflicted upon the Phantom tenfold. All damage dealt to this effigy should be amplified as such. The wonders of soultrapping are manifold.
The amethyst aura of the blade seems to have an actively malicious effect upon the effigy, actually melting the flesh around the vesperium, dripping onto my hand, the blade, the chains and the ground in the form of a dissolved mess of matter rent to liquid by twisted eldritch curses. I draw the vesperium weapon from the Phantom's side, and step back, looking for another opening. I find one, directly beneath the eye. I leap onto the maddened edifice, and stab the opening as swiftly and precisely as possible. The flesh immediately begins to boil around it, writhing and twisting in some sort of macabre mockery of life before seeping into the cursed blade and dripping upon the ground.
I force the blade as far into the effigy as possible. The sounds of agony the Phantom would be exuding right now, if only the golem had a vocal cord. Alas.
I swiftly draw the blade from the Phantom, and leap off of it, landing deftly upon the ground, and plunging the thing into the arsenic-coated corotite plate. There we go. The arsenic coating is dispersed into the golem's system by the innumerable curses attached to the dagger, inflicting major amounts of irreparable damage to the Phantom's organs via devastating toxins.
I continue to push with the blade, allowing it to pass fully through the meter of flesh and poisoned organs, dissolving all it touches. I carefully place the dagger back in my inventory, and saunter away from the Phantom, entrapped within its fleshy prison, along with the chains. I telekinetically force the effigy into the ground, rendering it unable to rise as the chains tighten.
~
I momentarily shrug, before handing the Captain all of the SCP Foundation's files from its last five hundred years of existence. I seriously doubt it was still around at all of those points in time, but a quick data scan gave me all of this. I also add in a variety of tomes whose topics circle around anomalies, and proper containment. Every page of every file and tome has been drenched in pure Cognitio essentia, and quite literally radiates knowledge.
As a side-offer, I gift the Captain with the souls of around five thousand prisoners from Grayhold, trapped within a warded jar.
TA: I guess you could use these for D-class personnel? Just stick the souls into empty bodies with some essence pylons, and you'll be set. They say it's difficult to find employees in this economy, so why not just try to engineer your own, right?
~
I also attempt to drop some sort of beacon into the remnants of the Chasm, to see what might occur. If nothing happens, the beacon emits pulsating waves of Sensus vis which record the positions and composition of anything down there, as long as it is not obscured by some force. It might provide me some information on the ores, or at least get me some images of them.
Spatial Energies && Blank Spell Tome = Bestal's "Spatial Rending and Other Useful Space Magic Techniques" (5/6)
I begin (Warded Sensus Jar && Soul of Sight) && Spatial Energies && Glass Sphere (1/???). May as well try it. The Soul of Sight is from Terraria, though I am nearly certain you gleaned this already.
The Documents burn to ashes as well, quite inexplicably. The Captain sighs, dissapointed, but it looks like he expected that. You hand him the other stuff for an extra 2% Bribe-he seems rather reluctant to take the souls but does it anyways.
You barely notice the Beacon curve before it hits the magma. It does not last thereafter and gathers no useful information.
Warded Sensus Jar && Soul of Sight = Supreme Soul of Sight
Supreme Soul of Sight && Spatial Energies && Glass Sphere = The Mind (Level 20: 1/21)
Wow, that's an Alchemy right there. Shame you can't make it, but I'd write this one down.
16/50 This World... +2 from Erelye
16/50 Has No Need For Gods +2 from Erelye
Mailsnatcher >Fine 3/6
New Gnu News Gun >Fine 3/6
+2 Crystal
I casually hand the Captain the GameFAQs guide to this game. Since it's probably helpful to know about this war/associated stupidity, as well as godmodders in general.
The Captain: That's online! Free information, mate!
Alright, so EXOS was blown up from questionable things, and since Weegee was the last person I saw before being blown into the the high atmosphere, I have every reason to suspect he did it. After using my Ender Hook to cancel fall damage and teleport to the ground, I engage.
"You know, the irony here is that you probably would have survived had you not just punched me. No one really has any reason to attack you, and if they did they would use attacks you could counter, because they are saving their best attacks for Richard or UserZero. But since you killed EXOS, I have to kill you in return."
First off, I exploit his weakness. I summon Mario (or at least a clone of Mario, we all know there are million of Marios in games right now). Because Mario is Weegee's weakness (lets see, named after Luigi, green text, not wanting backup despite having the name of a sidekick, yeah its fairly obvious), Weegee panics and takes damage just from Mario's presence. He quickly attempt to run away, but is unable to get anywhere because I gave Mario a Chorus Fruit, giving him the ability to teleport. If he somehow manages to overcome his fear and kill Mario, Mario just respawns and returns to terrorize him some more. If he collapses, gives up, panics and goes into the fetal position, or gets unlucky, Mario attacks with a spin attack and/or Goomba stomp)
Now that he is suitably distracted (even if Mario is somehow not his weakness), I harness the endergy left over from EXOS. Though the energy would appear to have been spent on its self-destruct, the endergy is still present. This technique is a very powerful technique, but it requires a large amount of endergy from the death of a sufficiently powerful ender entity, such as EXOS. The good news is, once this technique begins, it can draw endergy into itself in sufficient amounts to be self-renewing. Once I gather enough endergy, my right arm glows bright purple before projecting a beam straight into Weegee's chest. Purple light scatters outward around his body as the endergy enters into him, and begins causing incredible pain (but no damage, yet). After evading any counterattack he tries to pull out (if he manages to overcome his fear of Mario (and Mario blocking for me) to even make a counterattack), I close my fist. Suddenly, he is lifted into the air, and the endergy turns into teleportation power that strips away his body, layer by layer, as white beams burst outwards (making him look like a dying enderdragon), teleporting the matter far away (if this seems like the thing the Weath Ray does, it is pretty similar). Because of the telekinesis being applied on him, combined with the sheer horror of the endergy he is rendered helpless and cannot escape the attack as his life is shredded away.
"The other irony is how if you had decided to join with ANYONE, you would have a chance right now. The only way to stop my Enderflay attack is to break my defenses and break my concentration (harder than you think, you basically have to kill me). If you had backup, they would probably be able to break past my defenses and take me out. But because you have no allies, there is no one to save you. Suffice to say, your death will be slow, agonizing, and unstoppable."
In case someone decides to attack me (unlikely, given that there are no Pro-Weegee players, at least none that he allows), I convert some of the superfluous energy of the attack into a defensive shield to protect me while I cast the attack.
Crusher48: 50000/50000 Shields (damaging and immobilizing WeegeeWeArrrr with Enderflay technique, break shields to stop)
Oh, and by the way? The Curse of Hats DID actually take effect, because she summoned all the entities into the arena with her teleportation, and if they all had hats on there would be no reason for the group to get angry and pull out the Valve Rocket Launcher. Just pointing that out.
WeegeeWeArrrr immediately points out that he had nothing to do with this at all and you're making wild accusations for no reason.
WeegeeWeArrrr: We could care less for your dumb entities! WeegeeWeArrrr: As far as we can tell, they killed themselves! WeegeeWeArrrr: We had nothing to do with your ridiculous accusation! WeegeeWeArrrr: You are being completely irrational!
You proceed to summon Mario, mock him a bit through implicit thoughts, and-
WeegeeWeArrrr: You discriminating gorilla! WeegeeWeArrrr: You are being horribly racist! Or skin-cist if that is even a thing! WeegeeWeArrrr: First you people mock me for my lack of depth perception, now you mock me for my love of Weegee! WeegeeWeArrrr: And yes, I saw that! Your intentions and thoughts are made blatantly clear through summoning Mario!
Cue the Social Justice Warriors, practically omnipresent to begin with, swarming you to the point where you can't even begin to focus on using Enderflay at all (meaning your Shields stop), while Mario is roflstomped by Weegee. He definitely does not have a Mario phobia. Suffice to say, you've failed.
The hats were removed upon being dumped into the office by the Men Without Hats.
hp: 200 in the original game, that should be medium low.
The overlord is the unit designed to control other zergs.
Cannot attack if the proper evolution is given can carry other zergs unit.
Can fly and as all zerg unit can regenerate (0.2 hp at second in the original game should be 0.5% per turn I suppose)
Will add a +8 to the maximum amount of unit that is possible to control and by itself does not count up to the limit.
Then a zerg drone is summoned, this unit is the basic worker, I will add to him later because now:
The drone starts his mutation in Hatchery this in the original game required 100s (a lot) so 2-3 turns I suppose.
Hatchery
HP:1500 in the original source, so a lot here
This is the basic building for the zergs, can create larvas that will transform into others unit and can hold minerals and vespene.
Will spread the zerg creep around itself (allows all zerg units to move faster, no others builds can be placed in the zone, no vegetations can live here).
When destroyed will deploy 9 Broodlings ( really weak unit that dies by itself in few seconds)
Give a +2 to the zerg limit.
Zerg: 0/8
The zerg overlord will reach earth level so that can be protected.
All Protettori will now protect the zerg overlord.
Charges
Inter Multiversal Team of Engineers 18/20
Factory 1/10
Zerg overlord 3/3 complete!
Module || (electromagnetic generator [high intensity low frequency] ) = Module of plasma manipulation (Level 5: 1/6)
Module || (hyper concentrated magnetic field generator && energy field generators) = Module of energy shield manipulation (Level 4: 1/5)
Hoo boy. Zerg added. They might get some extra HP.
==Turn 1== Storm 25/50 (+2 from Generic)
Stone 25/50 (+2 from Generic)
+2 toErelye.
==Action==
Crystal looks over at the Captain, deciding it’s bribing time. “Hey, Captain! Not only have I been traveling universes for a very long time, but I have a copy of the original Alchemiter lying around here somewhere…" He takes out a Converting Pocket Alchemiter and shakes it a bit, before putting it away again. “Well, it’s useless here, due to certain things it would take too long to explain to you, but the gist of it is it can run on magic, electricity, or whatever else you care to name, can duplicate and combine various items, and can create things of nigh-godlike power if given enough time to charge up. Not quite as potentially powerful as the Alchemiter here, for reasons I once again am unable to explain, but it is astonishingly versatile. If that doesn’t interest you, I can instead offer some of the massive amount of knowledge I’ve gained over an approximately ten-millennia-long life. I don’t know if any of the knowledge is how to kill SCP-682…” He looks in a nonspecific direction, eyes flickering for a second as if reading something, before he looks back. "Yeah, nothing there. That thing is basically the textbook Unkillable Monster. I'd guess it's actually a passive reality warper whose abilities are permanently survival-focused. Although I do have a technique that I think might be able to put it down. Pretty much nothing survives when the strong nuclear force is suddenly completely gone, and thus all their atoms instantly decay at once, and then the protons and neutrons themselves decay into their component quarks, after all." He takes out the game-depowered, but still RP-powerful, Deus Ex Machina and Abolisher pair and juggles them for a second before storing them away again.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will target the Laser Pterodactyl with a Black Bolt, or the PZ entity with the lowest HP if the Pterodactyl's dead.
The Captain: You do realize that I worked with the man who invented that? The Captain: I have a copy all of my own. It's very well contained, though. The Captain: It's too powerful for common use, though here...That's different. The Captain: We already tried what you're suggesting as well. That thing defies physics to be an unkillable gorilla.
Bane of Lapis && Journal #-1 = Tome of Knowledge Unwritten (Level 4: 3/5)
20/50 Life
+2 to TheDrivingLlama.
1 Demon Blood Shard 1 Raspberry Pi 1 of any book 1 Empty Taglocks 1 Richard Taglock 1 Popcorn Bane of Lapis Ender Matrix Journal #-1 Black Hole in a Jar 18 Bedrock^2 Ingots
Richard thinks for a moment before giving you a shrug.
UNDER HEAVEN DESTRUCTION: 30/50 (+4 from Fseftr, +2 from UserZero)
Best Pun Ever: 7/50
+2 to Fseftr
Handgun && Phantom Essence -> Phantom Gun (2/?)
Aperture Science Mashy Spike Plate && Explosive Reactive Armor || Slab of Metal && Large Wooden Shield -> Blastspike Exoskeleton (2/?)
Now that Walker has a moment, he takes the time to read up about anything that someone might have said to him.
There's a beat as he reads what FINALBATTLE said.
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO AN ANIMATRONIC WHEN IT DIES? IT BECOMES A PHANTOM. SO EVEN IF MISS USERZERO DID DECIDE TO KILL ME, THAT'S HARDLY ALL THAT BIG AN ISSUE, SINCE I'LL JUST TURN INTO A PHANTOM AND FROM THERE... I HAVEN'T THOUGHT THAT BIT THROUGH YET. BUT STILL."
He then decides to try to land a quick slash on Neo, not really caring if he manages to score high damage or low damage with that specific attack. He's actually trying to think of something to do should he end up as a phantom. (By the way, OOC knowledge only, but his bad future self, who is a phantom, also happens to be an insane and psychotic superpowered murderer.)
Crystal sits down at a sudden computer, invoking the power of Cuils. He types,
“One Cuil (‽) is one level of abstraction away from reality.
0‽: UserZero asks me for a hamburger. I give her a hamburger.
1‽: UserZero asks me for a hamburger. I hand her a raccoon.
2‽: UserZero asks me for a hamburger, but I don't really exist. Where I was standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground.
3‽: UserZero wakes up as a hamburger. She starts screaming, only for special sauce to fly from her lips. The world is in sepia.
4‽: Why are we speaking German? A mime sobs softly as he cradles a young cow. UserZero’s grandfather stares at her as the cow falls apart into patties. She looks down only to see me with pickles for eyes. I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.
5‽: UserZero asks me for a hamburger. I give her a hamburger. She raises it to her lips and takes a bite. Her eye twitches uncontrollably. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. She swallows and looks down at the hamburger in her hands. I give her a hamburger. She swallows and looks down at the hamburger in her hands. She cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give her a hamburger. She looks at my face, and I am pleading with her. The children are crying now. She raises the hamburger to her lips and tears stream down her face as she takes a bite. I give her a hamburger. She is on her knees. She pleads with me to go across the street. I hear only children’s laughter. I give her a hamburger. She is screaming as she falls down the stairs. I am her child. She cannot see anything. She takes a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet her. She awakes with a start in her own bed. Her eye twitches involuntarily. I give her a hamburger. As she kills me, I do not make a sound. I give her a hamburger.
6‽: UserZero asks me for a hamburger. My attempt to reciprocate is cut brutally short as my body experiences a sudden lack of electrons. Across a variety of hidden dimensions she is dismayed. John Lennon hands me an apple, but it slips through my fingers. I am reborn as an ocelot. She disapproves. A crack echoes through the universe in defiance of conventional physics as cosmological background noise shifts from randomness to a perfect A Flat. Children everywhere stop what they are doing and hum along in perfect pitch with the background radiation. Birds fall from the sky as the sun engulfs the earth. UserZero hesitates momentarily before allowing herself to assume the locus of all knowledge. Entropy crumbles as she peruses the information contained within the universe. A small library in Phoenix ceases to exist. She stumbles under the weight of everythingness. Her mouth opens up to cry out, and collapses around her body before blinking her out of the spatial plane. She exists only within the fourth dimension. The fountainhead of all knowledge rolls along the ground and collides with a small dog. My head tastes sideways as spacetime is reestablished, she blinks back into the corporeal world disoriented, only for me to hand her a hamburger as my body collapses under the strain of reconstitution. The universe has reasserted itself. A particular small dog is fed steak for the rest of its natural life. UserZero dies in a freak accident moments later, and her soul works at the returns desk for the Phoenix library. She disapproves. Her disapproval sends ripples through the inter-dimensional void between life and death. A small child begins to cry as he walks toward the stairway where his father stands.
7‽:I give UserZero a hamburger. The universe is engulfed within itself. A bus advertising hotdogs drives by a papillon. It disapproves. An unnatural force reverses Earth's gravity. UserZero asks for a hamburger. I reciprocate with a mildly convulsing potato. She disapproves. Her disapproval releases a cosmic shift in the void between birth and life. She asks for a hamburger. A certain small dog feasts on hamburger patties for the rest of its unnatural, eternal existence. Her constant disapproval sends silence through everything. A contrived beast becomes omnipotent. UserZero asks for a hamburger. I give her a hamburger. Her body becomes an unsettled blob of nothingness, then divides by three. The papillon barks. The universe realigns itself. She, the papillon, and the hamburger disapprove. This condemnation stops the realignment. Hades freezes over. A pig is launched into the unoccupied existence between space and time with a specific hamburger. UserZero asks for a hamburger. I give her a hamburger. It screams as she lifts it to her face. She laughs maniacally as I plead with her. She devours the hamburger as it pleads for mercy. I disapprove and condemn her to an eternity in a certain void where a certain pig and its specific hamburger are located. The Universal Space-time Continuum Committee disapproves of my irrational decision. UserZero is locked away and is fed hamburgers for the rest of her natural existence. A pickle refuses to break down during the process of digestion. She dies in a freak accident. A certain pickle lives the rest of its life in a comatose state. Her soul disapproves. Down the street a child cries as a hamburger gets stuck in, and climbs back up, her esophagus. UserZero asks again for a hamburger. I refuse to reciprocate. She demands a lawyer. I remind her harshly that this is the new world order. Lawyers no longer exist. Only papillons. Her name is written on a list of sins. Blasphemy. She asks for a hamburger. The comatose pickle vanquishes her soul from this universe. Realignment occurs. She begs for a hamburger. A certain papillon's name is written on an obelisk in Egypt. Mumble. Peasants worship the obelisk. UserZero's soulless corpse partakes in the festivity. Hamburgers are banned universally. The sun implodes. All planets cease to have ever existed. Mercury. Venus. Earth. Mars. Jupiter. Saturn. Uranus. Neptune. Pluto is the only mass in existence. Conveniently, UserZero is on vacation there. Her need for hamburgers re-establishes space-time. Earth is recreated under her intergalactic rule. Hamburgers are her army. She wakes up. Clowns. Clowns everywhere. Her dream rushes to meet her. She is kidnapped. She asks for a hamburger. They hand her a hotdog."
After all this is typed, it all happens. The sheer disorientation and surreality of the myriad events manages to damage UserZero, hopefully.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will target the Laser Pterodactyl with a Black Bolt.
2 Damage! UserZero is knocked backwards; -50 distance to Yggdrasil!
Sigh. I think Tazz doesn't quite grasp the concept of "God Mode" in a game. Let me elaborate on this. Generally, when you enter "God Mode" in a game, you are several things. The first, and most notable feature, is being literally invincible in every way, shape, and form. The second is a functionally unlimited amount of power for the game, such as having infinite ammo, infinite damage, etc. There may also be the ability to fly, and generally any action which is coded into the game and makes one closer to unlimited power. As this is a game in which literally anything is possible(DTG, not Minecraft, though both would reasonably apply), Uber0 is currently able to take any number of actions that the most powerful entities in the game would also be able to take, due to being the Godmoder. As such, Uber0 flies out of Minecraftia and back to DTG0. Yes, this acronym doesn't help with the confusion. No, I don't care.
The Godmodder doesn't quite live up to the standards of the definition of a Godmodder. The Godmoder, in turn, is similarly incapable of reaching the full meaning of the definition; the Godmoder is invincible and fairly powerful, and that's it.
SPEED RUNNING POWERS ACTIVATE! I quickly zip around the area gathering random crap, abusing glitches to get more random crap, and then assembling that random crap into a rocket. I ride in my rocket to Mars, and get some water. (fun fact: They actually recently discovered water on Mars.) I then come back here and set up a Mars water stall, and the Mars water costs $100, but I give some to The Captain for free, to bribe them onto the AZ side. If The Captain is already on a side, then I use the money from the Mars water to buy a sports car, and say that if a PZ catches the car, they get to keep it. I then drive the car into a lava pit.
I point at UserZero, who is teleported to a version of the Total Perspective Vortex from the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy series... only instead of showing how insignificant she is compared to the magnitude of the universe, it shows how insignificant she is compared to the magnitude of all universes! Since godmodders are notoriously egotistical, this should be especially effective against her!
UserZero: you know, size isn't everything, right? UserZero: pretty view and all, but what's there to appreciate in what is mostly nothingness with some occasional violent reactions for the most part?
every self-respecting video game needs a very easy level of simon says: 19/25 and 18/25
Enker's Spear && Guardian Orbitars = ??? (1/?)
+2 to Ultima because he's the most friendly towards me right now. *cough*
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Cheap Influence to make people give me more charges A.K.A. Shop Level: 1
Completely Arbitrary number to make the thing I said above me seem more important A.K.A. Charges to Next Level: 25
Upgrade that should really come standard but doesn't until we get the second thing to go to zero so I can have an excuse to do the things above: Healing! yeah...
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Okay, maybe trying to apply logic to nulitor was a bad idea. As in I've accidentally caused a 49-second chain of events that led to the carpet bombing of 38.2% of the battlefield. My bad. Sorry guys.
I blow a whirlwind of feathers through Mr. Biggins, which somehow tickles him and reduces his concentration.
I ready the Trace of Magic(4/4 alchemized)
-5% Concentration!
Trace of Magic: This magical gun isn't stronger than the standard, but it leaves behind a lingering and damaging magical trail, allowing you to see where you hit in darkness (no seriously that's what tracer rounds are meant for).
The Outlaws: 26/30 ============================== (+3 from jondanger, +2 from Tazz and Cobalt, +1 from Maniac, MZ, and Serpent) The Winged: 20/30 ============================== (+3 from jondanger, +2 from Tazz and Cobalt, +1 from Maniac, Serpent, and Pricey) [BEGINNING DECRYPTION]
Meowmere || Hammer = Meownir (5/6)
Scribe's Wands && Rorschach Drop || Blot of Ink = The Spillers(1/?) (Rorschach Drop meaning, in this case, a drop of ink from The Rorschach.)
Interest in DTG waning... Feeling really sick... Ugh. Sorry I haven't been keeping up with this. I'm just really burned out.
+2 to jondanger.
After he recovers from his beatdown, the Scribe looks up in shock. "No... It can't be! It's you! You're the Captain! One of the twelve main combatants in the glorious Godmodding War! I can't believe I'm meeting you in person, or that I'm fighting alongside the Sleuth, for that matter! This is... I mean... Alright, let me take this from the top."
"I apologize for disturbing the--your Foundation. I was unaware that you belonged to it, but I can honestly say that your Foundation has several artifacts that, if used in the right hands, could potentially win this battle for our side. And this is a battle we must win, no doubt. The alternative is one of the worst threats this universe has ever seen." The Scribe stares into space, the wind whistling around him. "I hope that you can trust me on this. When you have been in this universe for as long as I, you tend to look at things a bit... differently."
The Scribe extends his hands outwards, and a shape flashes into existence around him - a wheel. The wheel has twelve symbols, each in alternating chambers of the wheel. "Pickaxe. Lapis Lazuli. Broken Bow. Wineglass. Escutcheon. Demon Door. Twisted Horn. Alien Visor. Pokeball. Golden Crown. Foxtail. Blue Cross." The wheel glows around the Scribe, the image of the Demon Door turning into a brilliant pink. "Long have I seen these symbols scattered across my travels. I've wondered what their purpose is, what their meaning is. I think the answer lies within you, Captain."
The Demon Door materializes in the middle of the Scribe and the Captain. The Captain takes a step back. "I've had a hunch that these twelve symbols are connected to the twelve legendary fighters of the Godmodding War. One of the reasons I came here, sensing a massive turning point in the history of godmodding, was to see if I was correct. You and the Sleuth are here, so this can be no coincidence. And just as this battle is a change for godmodding, I think it signals a change for your own life, and the lives of your allies. One that will not be forgotten."
The Scribe spins the wheel around until all of the symbols are in completely different positions. The wheel turns a bright goldenrod color. "I believe that, in the future, there will be another war. I know not the specifics, but I have a hunch that it will be fought by your Descendant, and the Descendants of those who were in your own war. That war will be as game-changing as yours was and as this was, perhaps even moreso. But this is all just speculation. Here's what matters."
The wheel turns indigo and then blinks out of existence. The Demon Door stays behind. "These symbols mean something. This war means something. You and I, well. We definitely mean something. The future may be uncertain, and the past may be set in stone, but it is the future's past that we must strive to change. It is the now that we must contend with. I ask you to realize your destiny. I ask you to join us, so we can both realize what my visions mean for those who come after us. I ask you to join us, and in return, I will give you knowledge beyond anything you can imagine."
The Scribe opens the Demon Door, but not all the way. In its ajar state, massive rumbling sounds can be heard. Some sort of magnificent beast lies beyond the door, with several ruined pillars surrounding it. There is a guttural roar and the Demon Door is slammed shut, blinking out of existence. "You already know that the end of your world is coming. You're dealing with some forces that are beyond even your own control. But worry about the future when it comes to you. Focus on the present. The present is our present, you know. It's a gift. So use it."
Meanwhile, the Scribe surveys his entities. He grimaces, seeing that the Coveknight has fallen and that the Rune of Odal has shattered, leaving Octothorpe out of his control. "No matter. They've certainly put on a show, and my next wave of superpowers will be out in due time. Now, down to business." Instantly, ten copies of the Scribe appear at once, each holding the Antique Timeclock. "Looks like some form of cavalry has arrived. How are you doing, me?" "Oh, you know." "My aim is getting better." "It's deja vu all over again." "You already know the answer to that." "All comedy is derived from fear." "Joaje." "Rising like the Shepard tone." "I wonder what will happen." "Nine hours, nine persons, nine doors." "Meh."
The Scribe looks at his clones with an odd expression. "Am I always this inscrutable?" "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Meh." He then rolls his eyes. "Whatever; you're all here for a reason. Now get a move on!" The Scribe and his clones simultaneously take out the same thing from their coats - a one-sided die. "You don't want to know how we got this." The sheer paradox and unfathomability of a one-sided die causes blue lightning to form around all of the Scribes, bending space and time around them at once. Quickly, the Scribes all throw their dice at the Hoenn Starters. They land in a circle around them, focusing the paradox around their general area.
"That should do it," all of the Scribes say at the same time. "Jinx!" all of the Scribes say at the same time. "Jinx!" all of the Scribes say at the same time. "Jinx!" all of the Scribes say at the same time. "Jinx!" all of the Scribes say at the same time. "Jinx!" all of the Scribes say at the same time. "Jinx!" all of the Scribes say at the same time. "Jinx!" all of the Scribes say at the same time. "Jinx!" all of the Scribes say at the same time. "Jinx!" all of the Scribes say at the same time. ...That goes on for a while.
While the Scribes are waging a jinx war, the Hoenn Starters aren't doing so well. Their bodies are being ripped apart into pure coding, transmutating themselves back into broken and horrific incarnations of their forms with every passing second. Soon, they aren't even recognizable as Pokemon. Space and time eventually folds so much around the paradoxical dice that it rips, creating a massive black hole that sucks up the Hoenn Starters and then implodes on itself, leaving no sign that anything was around there at all.
The jinx war finally ends in a draw, with all of the Scribes out of breath. "Alright... you all know what to do. Use your timeclocks in order to become the next you in the timeline." All of the other clones agree, setting their watches. They phase out of existence in a blurry fashion, leaving only one Scribe. He dusts off his pants and pockets the watch. "I think that went well. Oh, here they come."
The sky disappears, leaving only a wireframe void. From the pockets between coding, the Hoenn Starters are ejected from nothingness given shape, screaming towards the ground from the sky and creating a massive impact crater. When the dust clears, the Hoenn Starters have been pulverized, their mutated and quivering forms unrecognizable. "There's a lesson to be learned here. What is it... Ah."
The ten one-sided dice all float into the Scribe's hand, burnt and blackened from overuse. He quickly pockets them away in the folds of his jackets. "Always misuse paradoxes. Seriously. It could never backfire in any conceivable way."
The Captain stares at you quite longingly. He tries to speak, but he can't.
+30% Bribery.
A Paradox core appears, again! UserZero throws another emerald grenade at it and it implodes without incident, thank goodness.
The mutations caused by the paradox energies are quite...Err, they are not beneficial to you. The trio of starters are quite frankly not as you recalled them...Maybe it's partially because Mega Evolution wasn't introduced into the series yet, thus these Mega-evolved forms are quite unfamiliar with you. Regardless, it looks like it did kind of backfire? It definitely wasn't pretty for them. 30,000 damage to the Starters, but now they're even stronger from going Mega!
DEADPOOL WAS HERE AND HE IS NOT NOT A LAZY BUM NOPE SIREE HE DOES HIS JOB OF MURDER AND SABOTAGE NICE AND WELL FOR HIS INFINITE MONEY
Deadpool, stop vandalizing these posts!
I did notice the Reality Waker thing: You can preview it to tell the absurd level difference. The Preview function, I've decided, is a standard Alchemiter feature.
(27 / 50) A Deck of Cards (+2 total from FBSN, Pricey)
+1 to FBSN
+1 to Pricey
=Action=
...
While the Sleuth is trapped in the Chasm, a flapping of wings can be heard.
Something is above the battlefield, blotting out the sun. With wings made of a glistening pink and red material, it soars above the battlefield, a single scarred eye surveying the battlefield. And the massive monstrosity above appears to be but a simple butterfly. Except most butterflies don't have six wings, and massive armored legs adorned with razor-sharp barbs, and meter-long, inch-thick talons.
It makes a pass over the battlefield, doing a aileron roll as it comes by. Thousands of petal-like scales rain down from the sky, smashing into random entities with astounding force. Each one shatters into a fine mist after impact. All expect for one, massive red scale.
[???] Crimson Scale
HP: 1 / 1
Attack: Lets out plenty of red mist into the air, doing SOMETHING. Three-Turn charge.
The massive creature leaves the battlefield, and flies off into the distance.
Crimson Scale summoned! This isn't going to go well.
-UPDATE IN PROGRESS-
#itsalljustajoke
The Kanto Starters return from their PokeBalls!
The hole in the Chasm that The_Serpent made starts glowing a bright and mysterious might! Before anyone can do anything about it, something leaps out if it with extreme speed, making itself known as a magma-orange blur for a moment, before landing feet-first on the ground.
The beast, when it stopped moving…Well, first off, it’s huge, twenty feet tall. Second off, it resembles a wolf made of magma and fang. Think a powerful magma-made dog, and think of that on several tons of steroids, and then turned into Cerebus. It’s got three freaking heads. Third, across its chest is, quite inexplicably for your standard giant wolf/magma elemental, a massive breastplate, seemingly having naturally formed right onto its chest. It shows cosmic symbols, namely black and white holes, and indeed, even in its eyes there are swirling galaxies…Uh, have I heard this somewhere before?...YES, Yes I have, the Breastplate is Traho, an ancient Artifact made of the most Gravity Magic that could possibly go into something! This isn’t the cheap Alchemiter knockoff you’re probably familiar with though; THIS is the ORIGINAL Traho, and thus the strongest Gravity-manipulating force in existence by a mile! It’s also basically indestructible. No points for guessing the Spoil of War for killing this guy. It also kind of explains what was going on with those projectiles that should have cleared the chasm and such…
The beast stares down the one who brought it to the surface, The_Serpent, as it approaches, quite deliberate and slow. Serpent tries to run, but finds her movement impeded-her gravity is increased to such a degree that she finds herself rooted to the ground. That probably would have killed her had she not been protected by the Narrative to be invincible and such. The beast gets within an inch of her…And bows all of his heads. Serpent is briefly confused-the dog itself telepathically communes.
"I, I am called the Soul of the Core…I know of what has happened, and you have freed me from my infernal prison beneath the earth…I once roamed freely across the land. I was as much of a saint as I was a sinner in mind, but my body gave great fear and my powers knew little bounds…Until it came…I do not even remember what it looks like, so long ago…I remember very little…I was cast down there for my fiery power by a being stronger than I, unwilling to contend with my presence…I fought back, but he punished me further, giving me inability to die, and inability to harm myself. I starved, unable to die of hunger from the curse…I roamed, unable to sleep from the rumbling noises of the core…I was nearly driven to madness by those whispering ores and the isolation, nothing lived.…Too long I have been in there, before you would imagine…"
"I forget my origins, or how I got this thing upon me. I cannot remember, my mind is going out…I am of But I know it is you who has freed me, and right now, I could care less. Let me die gloriously for you! And if not that, direct me, I pledge myself to you in every way!"
Well, that ended excellently, all things considered. I was expecting the thing to go on a rampage. The Soul of the Core appears, the second boss! Do note…It’s Neutral. It follows Serpent, NOT the AZs.
The Captain is REALLY considering the AZs at this point, but he’s still not 100% committed yet. He is kind of concerned how the Scribe seemingly hinted at a certain…Problem of his.
The Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect immediately murders a Grim Patron!
WeegeeWeArrrr pulls out his wicked plan to start damaging Richard! He amasses his effectively infinite money to build an entire Dojo; it is the Dojo of Kung-Arrrr, dedicated to a whole style of Godmodder Karate! Richard immediately signs up, realizing that such an art would be incredibly useful! WeegeeWeArrrr hands Richard a contract, and Richard, after a careful review, signs it and fills out all the required information. WeegeeWeArrrr, the instructor and master (but of course), looks at Richard’s sign-up and declares him worthy of being the only student in the entire Dojo, and will begin training immediately! The first stage is working on defense, which WeegeeWeArrrr tests with literally one billion, five-hundred fourty-nine million, eight-hundred and thirty-six thousand, four-hunrded and twelve rapid-firing cannons that have a natural immunity to all forms of godmodding and counter-godmodding! WeegeeWeArrrr instructs Richard to dodge them all without blocking any! Richard immediately realizes this would damage him and signs out, but WeegeeWeArrrr brings up the contract! Richard says there’s no time limit, and there is nothing WeegeeWeArrrr could show him if it meant having to dodge those ridiculous amounts of cannons. WeegeeWeArrrr tells him to take a closer look! Richard does, but doesn’t see anything. WeegeeWeArrrr tells him to take an even closer look, handing him a magnifying glass. Richard takes it and reads even closer, but still doesn’t see it. WeegeeWeArrrr hands him a microscope and tells him to look EVEN CLOESR! Richard does, but still can’t see it. WeegeeWeArrrr gives Richard a super-microscope designed to see individual atoms, and tells Richard to look AS CLOSE AS POSSIBLE! Richard does, and there it is, on one tiny atom at the bottom-left corner of the page: “If you quit training at the Kung-Arrrr Dojo of Godmodder Karate™ early, the signer (you) is obliged to immediately take three damage by cannon fire, regardless of all possible legal laws that would otherwise prohibit this.” Cue the document turning into the array of cannons that Richard was instructed to dodge earlier popping out and all firing on Richard, dealing 3 damage! WeegeeWeArrrr cackles madly for several seconds, allowing the Soldiers from the Fortress to take advantage of his mad laughter! and fill WeegeeWeArrrr full of lead, dealing 3 damage to him! Weegee proceeds to read the Evil Overlord list.
The Blot-Mode Octothorpe uses Sink Or Swim to kill a Soldier and deal 10,000 damage to a Grim Patron!
The Grim Patrons, having no more Mole Machine, decide to REALLY start leveraging that insane attack power, and stack up into a massive totem pole of bodies that goes on into the sky! They quickly start to spin, and spin, and spin, and spin so hard that they quickly turn into a living Tornado! Everyone stays well out of the way, but Mr. Biggins can’t resist the pull and is sucked in and completely drained of his Concentration as his molecules are viciously scattered to the violent wind current! When the Tornado stops, Mr. Biggins is dead.
The n00b King finally decides to destroy that weird rock he noticed earlier, and thrashes the Pet Rock with his shovel, destroying it! The Sketched Deathknight uses his Black Bolt and smashes the Laser Pterodactyl for 8,000 damage! The Essence of the Destroyed rips into the Kanto Starters for 4,000 damage! Zappy continues to use Fin Boomerang, this time on the Kanto Starters as well, for another 4,000 damage! +1 to both charges! The Stray Phoenix heals up Zappy by 5,000 HP! The Chipian Army deals 4,000 damage to Conquest with Chip-based weaponry, and Neo fills him full of hot death for the kill! doggy picks up on Neo’s successful combat styles and gains his 20% dodge rate, making him Evasive! Lord Calzerb kills the Laser Pterodactyl! Elizabeth notices the WAGRBC, and zaps that with Ziodyne instead of the now-absent Mega Mewtwo, dealing 8,000 damage, then manages to smash the Kanto Starters for a third kill! The Balloon Drake, unable to hear Talist due to Deadpool, mauls the head of the Attack Train for 6,000 damage, destroying it! The Air Attack Train somehow regenerates a new Head…Hrm. A Balloon-omancy egg takes 5,000 damgae from Poison! The Dominus Knight realizes this is no time for lazy and puts in 4,000 damage into the Hoenn Starters! The Combine forces deal 14,000 damage altogether to the Hoenn Starters as well! The Zerg Forces can’t attack right now…So the Protettores get on the case, defending the Overlord!
The Mega’d Hoenn Starters, suddenly quite astonished by their transformation, nevertheless realize they took a powerup and unleash their most powerful attacks at the Sketched Deathknight, dealing 25,000 damage in all, but they’re unable to attack next turn…The Souls of Limbo chip in with an extra 10,000 damage to the Sketched Deathknight as well! The WAGRBC quickly searches for a source of Gatorade and Red Bull and finds both, pouring it onto itself to heal 8,000 HP! The Gamma Phantom uses Anti-Auda on the Grim Patrons, nerfing their whole attack by 25%! The Air Attack Train proceeds to deal 1,000 damage to Elizabeth via an assortment of massive guns! Deadpool regenerats (though still can’t remove the fact that his next attack against him will Mincrit), and murders the Combine Pulse Rifle AND Shotgun Troopers with a clean cleave!
Richard gives +2 to Netpatham and Babysphee and cashes in on Deadpool’s minicrit now that he’s regened this turn, dealing 45,000 damage in a single shot! UserZero’s expression sours at the unfortunate battlefield situation as she gives all PZs +2…And then, suddenly smirking, moves back 20 spaces on top of the 10 the AZs gained this turn from field advantage! The AZs take those spaces uneasily, right before Neo and the n00b king are horribly murdered by two very sudden axe throws from Uzi! She quickly takes back both of her axes and slashes at the Stray Phoenix for 30,000 damage!
The lowdown: The Soul of the Core has three heads and a body: If either all three heads or the body goes, it’s dead. The Soul of the Core gets extra attacks if it has more than one head, one per extra head, but the Body has huge defense and will soak up extra attacks thanks to the Original Traho, even ones not actually aimed at it! In addition, its power over gravity means that all enemy Airborn troops will take 5,000 damage in trying to resist!
The Soul of the Core can control Gravity, and despite its fiery appearance that’s the majority of its attacks: As basic attacks, it can breathe some Fiery Breath, which has a chance to burn; it can increase Gravity on a target which has a chance to stun and cancels out the Airborn ability for that turn; it can decrease gravity, sending an entity into the atmosphere and protecting it from attack; It can create a barrier around an Entity by increasing its personal gravitational pull, forcing it to go through a 10,000HP barrier if it wants to affect any entity other than itself; and of course, it can guard an entity, soaking in every last hit it could take! Penetration abilities won’t work on something the Soul of the Core is guarding, by the way; Traho is too powerful and too dense, it sucks everything into it and blow attackers backwards! In addition, it has a few charged attacks: Wildfire Waltz is a 3-target nuke that causes severe burning (which prevents acting alongside per-turn damage) for 3 charge; Gravity Falls expels an entity from the server upwards so fast and so far that it leaves the universe, triggering UserZero’s ‘no-one leaves the server’ protections and doing insane damage before she teleports it back, though this requires 4 turns of charge; finally, at 5 charges, there’s Terminus, which causes the target to literally gain so much extra gravitational pull that he turns into a black hole and is promptly killed.
Oh, by the way; the Soul of the Core, for every attack it makes or takes, inflicts a stacking debuff known as Gravcrush on the attacked/attacker! This just nulls the airborn passive on its own, no matter how many stacks you have, but if you get five, well, you will immediately turn into a pancake from how much gravity is being pushed on you, which is instant death. Each stack wears off per turn and can be removed with a standard heal, but considering how many times it can attack and that it can get you to attack it even without trying to damage it…Well…I would be cautious.
Serpent, for the absolutely insane move of blowing up a hole in the chasm to let this thing out, you get to order this bad boy around. If you didn’t blow that hole into the chasm, well, this guy would just be a standard Neutral Boss as it would perceive the bridge as more-or-less another attempt to seal it up and hate everyone. And in any case, given your, err, mechanics, I count you as Neutral for good reason.
Terrain: Crater
Weather: Clear (no effect)
[???] The Captain: 20/20 HP. Bribing: [100% AZ=====|=====0=====|=====PZ -100%] 87%. Decides in 3 turns.
[???] Crimson Scale: 1/1 HP. The Effect: [|||]
[H] Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect: 104,000/150,000 HP.
[N] Octothrope: 0/100,000 HP. Corruption: 2/15. Ink Rally: [|||] White Out: [|||||] Rune of Odal: Destroyed. Blot Mode: [||]
[N-BOSS] Soul of the Core: Heads: 100,000/100,000 HP x3; Body: 1,500,000/1,500,000 HP. Body has high defense. Body occasionally sucks in attacks not aimed at it. Triple-Action while all heads are alive; double action if two are alive. Inflicts Gravcrush on all entities it attacks/is attacked by. Wildfire Waltz: [|||] Gravity Falls: [||||] Terminus: [|||||]
[AZ] Stray Phoenix: 10,000/40,000 HP. Can only heal. Has passive Regen. Airborn.
[AZ] Chipian Army Sortie: 500/500 HP x 50.
[AZ] doggy: 80,000/80,000 HP. Gets more damage when attacking the same target each round. Learns a new trick each turn. Tricks: Hama/Mudo (low-chance instant kill; From Elizabeth, somehow); Anti-Auda (25% Attack down for 3 turns. Can be stacked once for double the effect. From Gamma Phantom); Evasive (gained from the Late Neo);
[AZ] Lord Calzerb: 125,000/125,000 HP.
[AZ] Elizabeth: 19,000/20,000 HP. Can only take 5,000 damage per turn. Double-Action. Medigoloan: [|||||] Actions: Ziodyne PZ, then whack another PZ.
[AZ] Balloon Drake: HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000. Inflation: 100%. Airborn while above 100% inflation. Dies at either 0% or 200% inflation. Breath of Life: [||]
[AZ] Balloon-omancy Eggs: HP 15,000/30,000 x 2; 10,000/30,000 x 1. Hatch into Lesser Balloon Whelps if they hit max HP. Poison: [|||]
[AZ] Dominus Knight: 30,000/30,000 HP.
[AZ] Combine Hunter-Chopper: 20,000/20,000 HP. Airborn. Minestorm [||]. Deals more damage, but takes more damage, with Proximity. Proximity: 1/3.
[AZ] Combine SMG Trooper: 2,000/2,000 x6 HP..
[AZ] Zerg Forces: Unit Cap: 0/8.
Overlord: 10,000/10,000 x1 HP. Being Defended by Protettores. Adds 8 to unit cap.
Hatchery: 30,000/30,000 HP. Drone Production: [||]. Will turn the Terrain to Creep next turn.
[PZ] Hoenn Starters: 33,700/140,000 HP. Can't act next turn.
[PZ] Pet Rock: 1/1 HP. Nigh-impossible to notice.
[PZ] Souls of Limbo: Invulnerable. Airborn. Will return when the Hoenn Starters are dead.
[PZ] Winged Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade/Red Bull Colegmerate: 32,000/100,000 HP. After While: [|||]
[PZ] Deadpool: 90,000/90,000 HP. Regenerates all lost HP if he doesn't die. Interferes with a random post per turn. Next attack against it minicrits!
[PZ] Gamma Phantom: 40,400/60,000 HP.
[PZ] Air Attack Train: Head 15,000/15,000 HP. Segments 10,000/10,000 x10 HP.
[PZ] Walker: 15/20 HP. Respawns 1 Round after death.
"Scribe...You're very very right about that. And frankly I wish you weren't right because the next two are just as bad/worse."
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
10/30 Dangerous Forbidden Technique (+1 from Irecreeper)
12/50 Dark Bowser (Equipping Challenge Medals to Mario)
+2 Pit, though why an angel is running a store, I have no idea. Most religions are anti-capitalism...and I know he fears a paradox, too.
Elizabeth changes Persona to Nebiros, and uses Evil Smile (25% chance per enemy entity to affect with Fear). Fear is bad news, 50% chance not to act, and all attacks against are minicrits, just to remind everyone.
I twitch. I smolder.
I think loudly to the force that I know is listening, currently very, very pissed off as a result of said force's actions.
"Some force? I do not appreciate being silenced like that, or talked down to. I know you probably don't care, but I am not inclined to follow orders without reason. I would like to know the reason you were so keen on shutting me up. Besides, future knowledge does not a paradox make, at least not to the levels that Richard losing and dying would create. Unless the rules have changed in the last 10 minutes. Regardless, you yourself created a paradox, when Fseftr as Mercury and engie_ninja as Walker took part of their post to respond to my comment that you decided to silence.
Let me put this into a couple of phrases. You tell me what this Golden God listening in is, and why I should fear him/her knowing more about the future than our actions have already caused, and how telling Walker the effects of Paradoxes and Mercury that the Conflict was the orchestrator of Minecraftia's destruction will teach this Golden God more about the future, only then I will forgo my responses to Mercury and Walker, and stop my efforts to use logic to add more soldiers to our side of the war.
You don't really need to answer this part, even in the unlikely scenario that you answer the other parts. But what the heck are you planning, Narrative? Or The Narrative, if you want to be that picky, Tazz.
Oh well, the plot marches on. Apparently, my bad joke was actually correct: the truth is so powerful it has to be nerfed.
Also, you're wrong. It's not the PMD main theme. You'll find out in a couple months."
OOC, I need to say something quickly, Tazz. Let's take the "Narrative" out of this, that's you writing anyways. You just muted me. That's what happened. If there is a story reason for this mute, that's one thing, but frankly, the 4th wall and the time wall have already been broken to heck and back, so I can't think of a good reason story wise why the information that paradoxes will occur and destroy the world (that has already been mentioned), needs to be kept silent. Literally the only reason I can think is that the all caps bold white text is the Conflict and not the Narrative, and they obviously want to win.
Logic is one of my OC's primary weapons, and you are currently preventing me from using it. As far as your lines as the Narrative go, they are as follows:
CEASETHESPEECHINFRONTOFYOURFOE
THEGOLDENGODMUSTNOTKNOW
FUTUREKNOWLEDGEALONEWOULDCAUSEAPARADOX
YOUKNOWHISENDNOTHISBEGINNING
YOURRANTSAREHARMINGYOURCAUSE
CEASETHEMATONCE
Going down the list, we have stop your speech in front of foe, AKA telling me what to do. Without giving me a reason.
The golden god must not know is currently nonsense, I have no knowledge of the golden god, and no reason to fear it, as I mentioned above. A long list of criteria that I mentioned above must be met before I can consider this a satisfactory reason not to attack.
Future knowledge causing a paradox is ridiculous, as I touched on above; you caused a paradox by muting me, causing Walker and Fseftr to respond to nothing. And yes, they did respond. Uzi covered Fseftr's mouth, but he did respond, and Walker was not shut up at all. And I said nothing that wasn't already mentioned. I mentioned it in my introduction!
For, "You know his end not his beginning". Besides the fact that Richard isn't dead, I never said I knew his beginning. All I said-EVER-was that Richard won this battle, even Uzi admitted that (granted, she said it was because of luck and a bad hand, and I am going to mention to her that she's had more PZs than Richard ever had PGs, but she still said that she lost).
As for your comment about, "Your rants are harming your cause"? Apparently, because I was freaking MUTED for them. That's a self-fulfilling prophecy there. You harm my cause (having fun and destroying UserZero) to tell me that my words which you muted are harming my cause. In character, that makes no freaking sense; my words have helped in the past (my "rants" got Godmodder Soul to self reflect and allowed us to attack his stability meter, if you remember (at least, that's how it seemed. If Twin says that's incorrect, then it's incorrect)), and will, if you allow it, help in the future. As far as harming the cause in character, of keeping a major paradox from occurring, you are the final judge of that. You decide what attacks damage and don't damage Uzi. You decide how much damage entities take from attacks. My follow up would, if nothing else, show Mercury that his employers were the cause of Minecraftia's destruction. You want to stop the speeches for reasons you have not shared (I hope. It's even worse if you lack a reason). Give me one. Why the heck should I agree with you, Tazz?
Okay, I may have been incorrect about it being quick.
One last thought. If this is a bit of story info that we have yet to uncover, then I don't actually want you to answer me. What I need you to do is understand how this looks: someone being shut up for stating facts that have already been mentioned, and that my character, and I, have barely the ghost of a reason not to speak.
If this is a story thread, then the problem is this:
When one makes a story where they are the main writer out of many, they get to write most of the plot. However, side details are written by those other writers.
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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INVENTORY SO FAR:
BlowDryer && Nunchuks = Air Blasting Nunchucks (ABN) 2/2 COMPLETED
I swing the Magma Pig Staff at Treeko of the Hoenn starters (I can not remember if it is fully evolved or not). A flaming pig head spewing lava out of its empty eye sockets is launched at it. IT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE.
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==Turn 2==
Storm 26/50
Stone 26/50
+2 to Erelye.
==Action==
Crystal sits down at a sudden computer, invoking the power of Cuils. He types,
“One Cuil (‽) is one level of abstraction away from reality.
0‽: UserZero asks me for a hamburger. I give her a hamburger.
1‽: UserZero asks me for a hamburger. I hand her a raccoon.
2‽: UserZero asks me for a hamburger, but I don't really exist. Where I was standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground.
3‽: UserZero wakes up as a hamburger. She starts screaming, only for special sauce to fly from her lips. The world is in sepia.
4‽: Why are we speaking German? A mime sobs softly as he cradles a young cow. UserZero’s grandfather stares at her as the cow falls apart into patties. She looks down only to see me with pickles for eyes. I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.
5‽: UserZero asks me for a hamburger. I give her a hamburger. She raises it to her lips and takes a bite. Her eye twitches uncontrollably. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. She swallows and looks down at the hamburger in her hands. I give her a hamburger. She swallows and looks down at the hamburger in her hands. She cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give her a hamburger. She looks at my face, and I am pleading with her. The children are crying now. She raises the hamburger to her lips and tears stream down her face as she takes a bite. I give her a hamburger. She is on her knees. She pleads with me to go across the street. I hear only children’s laughter. I give her a hamburger. She is screaming as she falls down the stairs. I am her child. She cannot see anything. She takes a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet her. She awakes with a start in her own bed. Her eye twitches involuntarily. I give her a hamburger. As she kills me, I do not make a sound. I give her a hamburger.
6‽: UserZero asks me for a hamburger. My attempt to reciprocate is cut brutally short as my body experiences a sudden lack of electrons. Across a variety of hidden dimensions she is dismayed. John Lennon hands me an apple, but it slips through my fingers. I am reborn as an ocelot. She disapproves. A crack echoes through the universe in defiance of conventional physics as cosmological background noise shifts from randomness to a perfect A Flat. Children everywhere stop what they are doing and hum along in perfect pitch with the background radiation. Birds fall from the sky as the sun engulfs the earth. UserZero hesitates momentarily before allowing herself to assume the locus of all knowledge. Entropy crumbles as she peruses the information contained within the universe. A small library in Phoenix ceases to exist. She stumbles under the weight of everythingness. Her mouth opens up to cry out, and collapses around her body before blinking her out of the spatial plane. She exists only within the fourth dimension. The fountainhead of all knowledge rolls along the ground and collides with a small dog. My head tastes sideways as spacetime is reestablished, she blinks back into the corporeal world disoriented, only for me to hand her a hamburger as my body collapses under the strain of reconstitution. The universe has reasserted itself. A particular small dog is fed steak for the rest of its natural life. UserZero dies in a freak accident moments later, and her soul works at the returns desk for the Phoenix library. She disapproves. Her disapproval sends ripples through the inter-dimensional void between life and death. A small child begins to cry as he walks toward the stairway where his father stands.
7‽:I give UserZero a hamburger. The universe is engulfed within itself. A bus advertising hotdogs drives by a papillon. It disapproves. An unnatural force reverses Earth's gravity. UserZero asks for a hamburger. I reciprocate with a mildly convulsing potato. She disapproves. Her disapproval releases a cosmic shift in the void between birth and life. She asks for a hamburger. A certain small dog feasts on hamburger patties for the rest of its unnatural, eternal existence. Her constant disapproval sends silence through everything. A contrived beast becomes omnipotent. UserZero asks for a hamburger. I give her a hamburger. Her body becomes an unsettled blob of nothingness, then divides by three. The papillon barks. The universe realigns itself. She, the papillon, and the hamburger disapprove. This condemnation stops the realignment. Hades freezes over. A pig is launched into the unoccupied existence between space and time with a specific hamburger. UserZero asks for a hamburger. I give her a hamburger. It screams as she lifts it to her face. She laughs maniacally as I plead with her. She devours the hamburger as it pleads for mercy. I disapprove and condemn her to an eternity in a certain void where a certain pig and its specific hamburger are located. The Universal Space-time Continuum Committee disapproves of my irrational decision. UserZero is locked away and is fed hamburgers for the rest of her natural existence. A pickle refuses to break down during the process of digestion. She dies in a freak accident. A certain pickle lives the rest of its life in a comatose state. Her soul disapproves. Down the street a child cries as a hamburger gets stuck in, and climbs back up, her esophagus. UserZero asks again for a hamburger. I refuse to reciprocate. She demands a lawyer. I remind her harshly that this is the new world order. Lawyers no longer exist. Only papillons. Her name is written on a list of sins. Blasphemy. She asks for a hamburger. The comatose pickle vanquishes her soul from this universe. Realignment occurs. She begs for a hamburger. A certain papillon's name is written on an obelisk in Egypt. Mumble. Peasants worship the obelisk. UserZero's soulless corpse partakes in the festivity. Hamburgers are banned universally. The sun implodes. All planets cease to have ever existed. Mercury. Venus. Earth. Mars. Jupiter. Saturn. Uranus. Neptune. Pluto is the only mass in existence. Conveniently, UserZero is on vacation there. Her need for hamburgers re-establishes space-time. Earth is recreated under her intergalactic rule. Hamburgers are her army. She wakes up. Clowns. Clowns everywhere. Her dream rushes to meet her. She is kidnapped. She asks for a hamburger. They hand her a hotdog."
After all this is typed, it all happens. The sheer disorientation and surreality of the myriad events manages to damage UserZero, hopefully.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will target the Laser Pterodactyl with a Black Bolt.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Zombenstein: 9/50
Boney: 9/50
Told ya. You should've danced.
...
... I'll shut up.
The L()rd says gorilla. Maniac randomly charges into the Hoenn Starters while dressed in a gorilla suit.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
17/50 This World...
17/50 Has No Need For Gods
Mailsnatcher >Fine 4/6
New Gnu News Gun >Fine 4/6
+2 Crystal
Sigh. I think Tazz doesn't quite grasp the concept of "God Mode" in a game. Let me elaborate on this. Generally, when you enter "God Mode" in a game, you are several things. The first, and most notable feature, is being literally invincible in every way, shape, and form. The second is a functionally unlimited amount of power for the game, such as having infinite ammo, infinite damage, etc. There may also be the ability to fly, and generally any action which is coded into the game and makes one closer to unlimited power. As this is a game in which literally anything is possible(DTG, not Minecraft, though both would reasonably apply), Uber0 is currently able to take any number of actions that the most powerful entities in the game would also be able to take, due to being the Godmoder. As such, Uber0 flies out of Minecraftia and back to DTG0. Yes, this acronym doesn't help with the confusion. No, I don't care.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
SPEED RUNNING POWERS ACTIVATE! I quickly zip around the area gathering random crap, abusing glitches to get more random crap, and then assembling that random crap into a rocket. I ride in my rocket to Mars, and get some water. (fun fact: They actually recently discovered water on Mars.) I then come back here and set up a Mars water stall, and the Mars water costs $100, but I give some to The Captain for free, to bribe them onto the AZ side. If The Captain is already on a side, then I use the money from the Mars water to buy a sports car, and say that if a PZ catches the car, they get to keep it. I then drive the car into a lava pit.
Quote: 28/50
Making the chicken...: 14/50
+2 to Twin
It's High Noon
@Crystal, they tried getting rid of the strong nuclear force. Didn't work.
I deAFK and bash a random PZ entity with
a hammer.the complete works of nulitor.They subsequently suffer brain damage.
But but but it's the PAST. And a different Minecraft/Fourth Wall.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Yeah, that's just not gonna work.
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
every self-respecting video game needs a very easy level of simon says: 19/25 and 18/25
Enker's Spear && Guardian Orbitars = ??? (1/?)
+2 to Ultima because he's the most friendly towards me right now. *cough*
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Cheap Influence to make people give me more charges A.K.A. Shop Level: 1
Completely Arbitrary number to make the thing I said above me seem more important A.K.A. Charges to Next Level: 25
Upgrade that should really come standard but doesn't until we get the second thing to go to zero so I can have an excuse to do the things above: Healing! yeah...
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Okay, maybe trying to apply logic to nulitor was a bad idea. As in I've accidentally caused a 49-second chain of events that led to the carpet bombing of 38.2% of the battlefield. My bad. Sorry guys.
Kanohi Hau Nuva: 16/25
Skarmory:14/25
I blow a whirlwind of feathers through Mr. Biggins, which somehow tickles him and reduces his concentration.
I ready the Trace of Magic(4/4 alchemized)
DTG0 Inventory: Radiant Sights, Spellweaver, Thunderstruck, Kanohi Hau Nuva
Mask work: Coming Soon!
BIONICLE Antics
15/20 15/20
Blowdryer && Nunchucks = Air Blasting Nunchucks (ABN) 1/?
I blow my HOTH at the Hoenn starters, siezing a random one for the AZ team.
21/25 (Mobile Base)
21/25 (Project "Revelation")
Chaos Control && Adamantium =
http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Adamantium
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
The Outlaws: 26/30 ============================== (+3 from jondanger, +2 from Tazz and Cobalt, +1 from Maniac, MZ, and Serpent)
The Winged: 20/30 ============================== (+3 from jondanger, +2 from Tazz and Cobalt, +1 from Maniac, Serpent, and Pricey) [BEGINNING DECRYPTION]
Meowmere || Hammer = Meownir (5/6)
Scribe's Wands && Rorschach Drop || Blot of Ink = The Spillers (1/?) (Rorschach Drop meaning, in this case, a drop of ink from The Rorschach.)
Interest in DTG waning... Feeling really sick... Ugh. Sorry I haven't been keeping up with this. I'm just really burned out.
+2 to jondanger.
After he recovers from his beatdown, the Scribe looks up in shock. "No... It can't be! It's you! You're the Captain! One of the twelve main combatants in the glorious Godmodding War! I can't believe I'm meeting you in person, or that I'm fighting alongside the Sleuth, for that matter! This is... I mean... Alright, let me take this from the top."
"I apologize for disturbing the--your Foundation. I was unaware that you belonged to it, but I can honestly say that your Foundation has several artifacts that, if used in the right hands, could potentially win this battle for our side. And this is a battle we must win, no doubt. The alternative is one of the worst threats this universe has ever seen." The Scribe stares into space, the wind whistling around him. "I hope that you can trust me on this. When you have been in this universe for as long as I, you tend to look at things a bit... differently."
The Scribe extends his hands outwards, and a shape flashes into existence around him - a wheel. The wheel has twelve symbols, each in alternating chambers of the wheel. "Pickaxe. Lapis Lazuli. Broken Bow. Wineglass. Escutcheon. Demon Door. Twisted Horn. Alien Visor. Pokeball. Golden Crown. Foxtail. Blue Cross." The wheel glows around the Scribe, the image of the Demon Door turning into a brilliant pink. "Long have I seen these symbols scattered across my travels. I've wondered what their purpose is, what their meaning is. I think the answer lies within you, Captain."
The Demon Door materializes in the middle of the Scribe and the Captain. The Captain takes a step back. "I've had a hunch that these twelve symbols are connected to the twelve legendary fighters of the Godmodding War. One of the reasons I came here, sensing a massive turning point in the history of godmodding, was to see if I was correct. You and the Sleuth are here, so this can be no coincidence. And just as this battle is a change for godmodding, I think it signals a change for your own life, and the lives of your allies. One that will not be forgotten."
The Scribe spins the wheel around until all of the symbols are in completely different positions. The wheel turns a bright goldenrod color. "I believe that, in the future, there will be another war. I know not the specifics, but I have a hunch that it will be fought by your Descendant, and the Descendants of those who were in your own war. That war will be as game-changing as yours was and as this was, perhaps even moreso. But this is all just speculation. Here's what matters."
The wheel turns indigo and then blinks out of existence. The Demon Door stays behind. "These symbols mean something. This war means something. You and I, well. We definitely mean something. The future may be uncertain, and the past may be set in stone, but it is the future's past that we must strive to change. It is the now that we must contend with. I ask you to realize your destiny. I ask you to join us, so we can both realize what my visions mean for those who come after us. I ask you to join us, and in return, I will give you knowledge beyond anything you can imagine."
The Scribe opens the Demon Door, but not all the way. In its ajar state, massive rumbling sounds can be heard. Some sort of magnificent beast lies beyond the door, with several ruined pillars surrounding it. There is a guttural roar and the Demon Door is slammed shut, blinking out of existence. "You already know that the end of your world is coming. You're dealing with some forces that are beyond even your own control. But worry about the future when it comes to you. Focus on the present. The present is our present, you know. It's a gift. So use it."
Meanwhile, the Scribe surveys his entities. He grimaces, seeing that the Coveknight has fallen and that the Rune of Odal has shattered, leaving Octothorpe out of his control. "No matter. They've certainly put on a show, and my next wave of superpowers will be out in due time. Now, down to business." Instantly, ten copies of the Scribe appear at once, each holding the Antique Timeclock. "Looks like some form of cavalry has arrived. How are you doing, me?" "Oh, you know." "My aim is getting better." "It's deja vu all over again." "You already know the answer to that." "All comedy is derived from fear." "Joaje." "Rising like the Shepard tone." "I wonder what will happen." "Nine hours, nine persons, nine doors." "Meh."
The Scribe looks at his clones with an odd expression. "Am I always this inscrutable?" "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Meh." He then rolls his eyes. "Whatever; you're all here for a reason. Now get a move on!" The Scribe and his clones simultaneously take out the same thing from their coats - a one-sided die. "You don't want to know how we got this." The sheer paradox and unfathomability of a one-sided die causes blue lightning to form around all of the Scribes, bending space and time around them at once. Quickly, the Scribes all throw their dice at the Hoenn Starters. They land in a circle around them, focusing the paradox around their general area.
"That should do it," all of the Scribes say at the same time. "Jinx!" all of the Scribes say at the same time. "Jinx!" all of the Scribes say at the same time. "Jinx!" all of the Scribes say at the same time. "Jinx!" all of the Scribes say at the same time. "Jinx!" all of the Scribes say at the same time. "Jinx!" all of the Scribes say at the same time. "Jinx!" all of the Scribes say at the same time. "Jinx!" all of the Scribes say at the same time. "Jinx!" all of the Scribes say at the same time. ...That goes on for a while.
While the Scribes are waging a jinx war, the Hoenn Starters aren't doing so well. Their bodies are being ripped apart into pure coding, transmutating themselves back into broken and horrific incarnations of their forms with every passing second. Soon, they aren't even recognizable as Pokemon. Space and time eventually folds so much around the paradoxical dice that it rips, creating a massive black hole that sucks up the Hoenn Starters and then implodes on itself, leaving no sign that anything was around there at all.
The jinx war finally ends in a draw, with all of the Scribes out of breath. "Alright... you all know what to do. Use your timeclocks in order to become the next you in the timeline." All of the other clones agree, setting their watches. They phase out of existence in a blurry fashion, leaving only one Scribe. He dusts off his pants and pockets the watch. "I think that went well. Oh, here they come."
The sky disappears, leaving only a wireframe void. From the pockets between coding, the Hoenn Starters are ejected from nothingness given shape, screaming towards the ground from the sky and creating a massive impact crater. When the dust clears, the Hoenn Starters have been pulverized, their mutated and quivering forms unrecognizable. "There's a lesson to be learned here. What is it... Ah."
The ten one-sided dice all float into the Scribe's hand, burnt and blackened from overuse. He quickly pockets them away in the folds of his jackets. "Always misuse paradoxes. Seriously. It could never backfire in any conceivable way."
The first companion: 32/50
Another Charge: 5/50
+1 to Bomber57 & Mythic
I tell the Captain while that may be so, our dentists are so much better. They even give out little toys. Then I proceed to flash my incredible, friend winning smile (tm).
Leming...
Leming...
Leming of the BDA!
It's a man's life in the BD- STOP IT!
And yes, the Balloon Whelp was augmented into the Balloon Drake.
Balloon Drake
HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000. Come at me bro. I've got a billion hp.
Inflation: 100%. Airborn while above 100% inflation. Dies at either 0% or 200% inflation.
Same as before. Whenever it takes damage, reduce inflation by damage taken / 2,000. That's assuming a 30 post entity has about 200,000 HP normally.
Breath of Life: Can be used every other turn. Restores 15,000 HP OR 20% inflation. Cannot self target. Costs 5% inflation.
Law of the Clown Car: kills a Lesser Balloon Whelp and gives the Drake inflation equal to the Whelp's inflation/3
And now, we need to make it a little more complicated.
Spawns in with 3 balloon-omancy eggs, each with their own HP bar. They start with 15,000/30,000 HP. If an egg reaches 30,000 HP (The Balloon Whelp has something that might help with that...), it hatches into a lesser balloon whelp.
Lesser Balloon Whelp:
Inflation: 100%. Takes damage/500 to inflation when hit. Deals low damage.
The Balloon Drake uses Breath of Life on one of its Ballon-omancy eggs, hatching it.
Alchemies:
Finished list: Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3.
Large cog && Hammer && Tome of Runes && Essence of Light = Coghammer 3/??
Ekog Clock && Ektoplomatin && Duotine && Volakas Blood = Reality Waker 2/??Wait, what? Why is this suddenly level 14? Are you specifically trying to mess with me?
Ektoplomatin && Duotine && Evaporator = Duotine gas generator 1/??
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
=Turn Two=
(27 / 50) A Deck of Cards (+2 total from FBSN, Pricey)
+1 to FBSN
+1 to Pricey
=Action=
...
While the Sleuth is trapped in the Chasm, a flapping of wings can be heard.
Something is above the battlefield, blotting out the sun. With wings made of a glistening pink and red material, it soars above the battlefield, a single scarred eye surveying the battlefield. And the massive monstrosity above appears to be but a simple butterfly. Except most butterflies don't have six wings, and massive armored legs adorned with razor-sharp barbs, and meter-long, inch-thick talons.
It makes a pass over the battlefield, doing a aileron roll as it comes by. Thousands of petal-like scales rain down from the sky, smashing into random entities with astounding force. Each one shatters into a fine mist after impact. All expect for one, massive red scale.
[???] Crimson Scale
HP: 1 / 1
Attack: Lets out plenty of red mist into the air, doing SOMETHING. Three-Turn charge.
The massive creature leaves the battlefield, and flies off into the distance.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
+5% Bribe!
2,000 damage to the Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect! Minicritted 3,000 damage to Deadpool!
Cornucopia && Pi = Infinite Pie Cornucopia (Level 3: 2/3)
Hylian Shield && Laser Gun = Hylian Beam Shield (Level 3: 3/4)
Minicritted 15,000 damage to the Hoenn Starters!
It's official, the Entity game is starting to really get me. That'll be fixed this turn.
As you start up your speech, you realize that you can't hear yourself! It's like you've suddenly gone muuuuuuuuuuu/////////
CEASETHESPEECHINFRONTOFYOURFOE
THEGOLDENGODMUSTNOTKNOW
FUTUREKNOWLEDGEALONEWOULDCAUSEAPARADOX
YOUKNOWHISENDNOTHISBEGINNING
YOURRANTSAREHARMINGYOURCAUSE
CEASETHEMATONCE
...OK. That was a bit of a hiccup...Anyways, some force stopped you from speaking, and now you can't talk. At all. Not even telepathy or something. I don't even know what it is going on with you, UserZero seems kind of dumbfounded by what happened. You, now forcibly mute, still manage to hand the Captain your document.
The Captain glares at it quizzically and doesn't take it. You stare at it too and realize that it somehow got set on fire while you weren't looking. Pretty much everything that you would logically and immediately count upon being able to do that is looking at the spectacle, dumbfounded. No-one has an explamation.
Don't you dare blame me. The OP Scale would have nerfed that if that was just too juicy.
You can't downgrade Alchemies! There's no function for that! You have not made the Topaz Garfield, and for that matter you can't actually use Garfield himself!
The Factory is destroyed! May I suggest another use of that charge?
10,000 damage to the Hoenn Starters!
+2% Bribery!
OK, just letting everyone know NOW: The Curse of Repetetiveness now fully prohibits any non-charged attack that takes away an entity for a turn to be untargetable, AND they will now be released at the next EoTB.
You kick Mewtwo away in the Auto-Surgery-o-Tron 3000, only to quickly realize you (A) forgot to change the settings and (B) forgot to put in a valid heart. Ah well, it can't be that bad, right?
Five seconds later, you hear news that Mega Mewtwo Y died due to failed surgery via chat (yeah, there's a mod for that). Lesson learned, do not be careless with the Auto-Surgery-o-Tron 3000.
Shockjewel Armor: A super-futuristic armor made entirely of hard crystal. As if that wasn't enough, it also possesses external energy shielding, and the energy shield even regenerates!
Chaos Control && Adamantium = Ceaseless Chaos (Level 7: 1/8)
Who's UZ? There's UserZero, AKA Uzi, but I see no UZ. Regardless, welcome!
You can only see magma...
Tower Shield && Pryomancy Tome && Cyromancy Tome = Thermal Shield (Level 5: 1/6)
So basically you want an alchemy that makes weak instant entity summons? You could just instantly summon entities yourself. I don't really see the point in this, but go ahead, I guess.
Spy's Sharpener: An ornate black box with two holes in it. Sticking a knife into the larger hole allows you to sharpen a knife as much as you'd like, even beyond reasonable physical limits, with it getting sharper every second it stays in there. Putting the knife into the shorter hole reverses this process.
Dark Times > Fine = The Nightwatch (Level 3: 2/3)
I need to respond to this.
First off: You didn't say the UberHQ only rolled when the entity it defended was attacked, so naturally I rolled every turn regardless. I didn't list some of the roles because no-one attacked EXOS and none of them honestly affected the battlefield, so I didn't include the results. You are not getting a mulligan for your poor wording, mate. you should have stated that up-front and in the clear. Second off, I was extremely generous to EXOS to begin with; EXOS should have rightfully died to the 50-post charge, letting it live AT ALL was incredibly generous, let alone thereafter giving it more than full Endergy immediately thereafter to allow you to do basically whatever you wanted with it, basically allowing you to really start building up its power and skipping having to use Endergize every turn. I basically gave you everything you needed to get EXOS into an actually useful thing instead of having it uncerimoniously killed, and all you had to do was defend it. You were nowhere NEAR as aggressive in defending/salvaging EXOS's HP as I thought you were, given a tap by any player would have done it in. If you had been more aggressive in generating that shield or the heal, you would probably have gotten it reasonably fast. Third, you were NOT deliberately targeted that round; that really was how unlucky you were. I know Deadpool didn't list himself as an entity then. Fourth, EXOS stuck around a long wihle, so shame on you for not actually doing anything relevant with it at all. Fifth, final, and most important, I AM STILL NEW AT THIS. I'm still getting the hang of updating, and it took Twin a long while to really get into the swing of things as well. Mistakes have been made at points; yes, I did not immediately list Deadpool in the entities section, can you please stop trying to exploit it (and basically every other semi-relevant mistake I make) so relentlessly?!
I do NOT want this to spiral into a huge discussion, please. I've spent a lot of time replying to this alone, more than it appears. You got unlucky one round and both of your entities died to their own passives. That's how it rolls.
Handgun && Phantom Essence = Phantom Gun (Level 2: 1/3)
Aperture Science Mashy Spike Plate && Explosive Reactive Armor || Slab of Metal && Large Wooden Shield = Blastspike Exoskeleton (Level 4: 1/5)
9,000 damage to the Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect!
Bullet && Tiny Bullet && Very Tiny Bullet = Tiny Bullet (Level 0)
Since you previewed this, you haven't made it.
I don't want to talk about it, but if it seems like the difficulty is exaggerated by anyone...It's probably not exaggerated.
It's Level 3 because you can't determine the level (I said this was the one thing you couldn't determine), and I deem it strong enough to deserve Level 3.
Combine Forces summoned!
Minecraft Disguise Kit && Player Focus = Minecraft Disguise Kit 2.0 (Level 3: 1/4)
2 Damage to WeegeeWeArrrr!...Wait, Telefrag? You fool! Telefragging is a natural Paradox! A paradox core appears at the site of the Telefrag-WeegeeWeArrrr backs the heck away before it can damage him more!
UserZero: no no no no no no no no no NO!
UserZero: BAD!
UserZero: NO PARADOXES ON-SERVER!
UserZero pulls out a grenade cracking with an energy of an emerald hue, tosses it at the Paradox Core, and watches as it evaporates, to the relief of everyone, even Richard. Paradoxes are completely unstable! There is no predicting what they could do!
You try as you might, but the insane patchwork construction of the bridge seems to prevent you from wresting it open by converting it into a drawbridge!
That would be the case.
Abysmal is a synonym for low, or very bad. Think 'abyss.' Something 'ABYSmal' would sound like it would be very low, right?
You don't find youreslf in the Chasm for long, as you are promptly fried by the lack of area that isn't covered in magma and/or stable. You die and respawn.
You proceed to get Saurite Ore! It is a very dark, gross green, and you can hear whispers. And not the whispers of the Fossil Lords.
Your sad muting has prevented you from singing this, thus preventing it from doing anything. However, I'm going to guess that it's the PMD main theme.
You trade the Mewtwo with the Mewtwonite X for a Dialga with an Adamant Orb.
It IS November, so it's not in Beta. It's not very long after the release date, as a matter of fact...Just a minor tidbit.
17,000 damage to Conquest!
2,600 damage to Conquest!
You can just change what the Charge is summoning, or repurpose it, but I'm not allowing you to put the Charge points elseware. Already forbid that.
Uzi clamps your lips together, gesturing to FBSN and his issue, before you can get on past calling him out for his overly-stylized dialogue.
UserZero: shhhhhhhhhh
UserZero: somethings are best left unsaid!
UserZero: and i think he learned that the hard way!
8,000 damage to the Gamma Phantom!
The Documents burn to ashes as well, quite inexplicably. The Captain sighs, dissapointed, but it looks like he expected that. You hand him the other stuff for an extra 2% Bribe-he seems rather reluctant to take the souls but does it anyways.
You barely notice the Beacon curve before it hits the magma. It does not last thereafter and gathers no useful information.
Warded Sensus Jar && Soul of Sight = Supreme Soul of Sight
Supreme Soul of Sight && Spatial Energies && Glass Sphere = The Mind (Level 20: 1/21)
Wow, that's an Alchemy right there. Shame you can't make it, but I'd write this one down.
The Captain: That's online! Free information, mate!
WeegeeWeArrrr immediately points out that he had nothing to do with this at all and you're making wild accusations for no reason.
WeegeeWeArrrr: We could care less for your dumb entities!
WeegeeWeArrrr: As far as we can tell, they killed themselves!
WeegeeWeArrrr: We had nothing to do with your ridiculous accusation!
WeegeeWeArrrr: You are being completely irrational!
You proceed to summon Mario, mock him a bit through implicit thoughts, and-
WeegeeWeArrrr: You discriminating gorilla!
WeegeeWeArrrr: You are being horribly racist! Or skin-cist if that is even a thing!
WeegeeWeArrrr: First you people mock me for my lack of depth perception, now you mock me for my love of Weegee!
WeegeeWeArrrr: And yes, I saw that! Your intentions and thoughts are made blatantly clear through summoning Mario!
Cue the Social Justice Warriors, practically omnipresent to begin with, swarming you to the point where you can't even begin to focus on using Enderflay at all (meaning your Shields stop), while Mario is roflstomped by Weegee. He definitely does not have a Mario phobia. Suffice to say, you've failed.
The hats were removed upon being dumped into the office by the Men Without Hats.
Hoo boy. Zerg added. They might get some extra HP.
Your entities will do as you say.
The Captain: You do realize that I worked with the man who invented that?
The Captain: I have a copy all of my own. It's very well contained, though.
The Captain: It's too powerful for common use, though here...That's different.
The Captain: We already tried what you're suggesting as well. That thing defies physics to be an unkillable gorilla.
3,000 damage to the WAGRBC! The Topaz Garfield doesn't exist!
-10% Bribing!
Richard thinks for a moment before giving you a shrug.
Neo ducks under the sword swing!
2 Damage! UserZero is knocked backwards; -50 distance to Yggdrasil!
It will do as you say.
2,000 damge to the Hoenn Starters.
The Godmodder doesn't quite live up to the standards of the definition of a Godmodder. The Godmoder, in turn, is similarly incapable of reaching the full meaning of the definition; the Godmoder is invincible and fairly powerful, and that's it.
+7% Bribery!
UserZero: you know, size isn't everything, right?
UserZero: pretty view and all, but what's there to appreciate in what is mostly nothingness with some occasional violent reactions for the most part?
UserZero definitely doesn't seem phased.
Hey, he's just trying to play! I've had issues with overexplaining things as well.
I don't care if it's in the past. The rule stands.
Enker's Spear && Guardian Orbitars = Avenger's Orbitars (Level 2: 1/3)
Somehow, that 38.2% is a 38.2% of the battlefield that's completely unoccupied.
-5% Concentration!
Trace of Magic: This magical gun isn't stronger than the standard, but it leaves behind a lingering and damaging magical trail, allowing you to see where you hit in darkness (no seriously that's what tracer rounds are meant for).
Blowdryer && Nunchucks = Air Blasting Nunchucks (Level 1: 2/2)
They resist your influence! They are steadfastly loyal to their owner, heck or high water!
Ho hum.
The Captain stares at you quite longingly. He tries to speak, but he can't.
+30% Bribery.
A Paradox core appears, again! UserZero throws another emerald grenade at it and it implodes without incident, thank goodness.
The mutations caused by the paradox energies are quite...Err, they are not beneficial to you. The trio of starters are quite frankly not as you recalled them...Maybe it's partially because Mega Evolution wasn't introduced into the series yet, thus these Mega-evolved forms are quite unfamiliar with you. Regardless, it looks like it did kind of backfire? It definitely wasn't pretty for them. 30,000 damage to the Starters, but now they're even stronger from going Mega!
Deadpool, stop vandalizing these posts!
I did notice the Reality Waker thing: You can preview it to tell the absurd level difference. The Preview function, I've decided, is a standard Alchemiter feature.
Crimson Scale summoned! This isn't going to go well.
The Kanto Starters return from their PokeBalls!
The hole in the Chasm that The_Serpent made starts glowing a bright and mysterious might! Before anyone can do anything about it, something leaps out if it with extreme speed, making itself known as a magma-orange blur for a moment, before landing feet-first on the ground.
The beast, when it stopped moving…Well, first off, it’s huge, twenty feet tall. Second off, it resembles a wolf made of magma and fang. Think a powerful magma-made dog, and think of that on several tons of steroids, and then turned into Cerebus. It’s got three freaking heads. Third, across its chest is, quite inexplicably for your standard giant wolf/magma elemental, a massive breastplate, seemingly having naturally formed right onto its chest. It shows cosmic symbols, namely black and white holes, and indeed, even in its eyes there are swirling galaxies…Uh, have I heard this somewhere before?...YES, Yes I have, the Breastplate is Traho, an ancient Artifact made of the most Gravity Magic that could possibly go into something! This isn’t the cheap Alchemiter knockoff you’re probably familiar with though; THIS is the ORIGINAL Traho, and thus the strongest Gravity-manipulating force in existence by a mile! It’s also basically indestructible. No points for guessing the Spoil of War for killing this guy. It also kind of explains what was going on with those projectiles that should have cleared the chasm and such…
The beast stares down the one who brought it to the surface, The_Serpent, as it approaches, quite deliberate and slow. Serpent tries to run, but finds her movement impeded-her gravity is increased to such a degree that she finds herself rooted to the ground. That probably would have killed her had she not been protected by the Narrative to be invincible and such. The beast gets within an inch of her…And bows all of his heads. Serpent is briefly confused-the dog itself telepathically communes.
"I, I am called the Soul of the Core…I know of what has happened, and you have freed me from my infernal prison beneath the earth…I once roamed freely across the land. I was as much of a saint as I was a sinner in mind, but my body gave great fear and my powers knew little bounds…Until it came…I do not even remember what it looks like, so long ago…I remember very little…I was cast down there for my fiery power by a being stronger than I, unwilling to contend with my presence…I fought back, but he punished me further, giving me inability to die, and inability to harm myself. I starved, unable to die of hunger from the curse…I roamed, unable to sleep from the rumbling noises of the core…I was nearly driven to madness by those whispering ores and the isolation, nothing lived.…Too long I have been in there, before you would imagine…"
"I forget my origins, or how I got this thing upon me. I cannot remember, my mind is going out…I am of But I know it is you who has freed me, and right now, I could care less. Let me die gloriously for you! And if not that, direct me, I pledge myself to you in every way!"
Well, that ended excellently, all things considered. I was expecting the thing to go on a rampage. The Soul of the Core appears, the second boss! Do note…It’s Neutral. It follows Serpent, NOT the AZs.
The Captain is REALLY considering the AZs at this point, but he’s still not 100% committed yet. He is kind of concerned how the Scribe seemingly hinted at a certain…Problem of his.
The Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect immediately murders a Grim Patron!
WeegeeWeArrrr pulls out his wicked plan to start damaging Richard! He amasses his effectively infinite money to build an entire Dojo; it is the Dojo of Kung-Arrrr, dedicated to a whole style of Godmodder Karate! Richard immediately signs up, realizing that such an art would be incredibly useful! WeegeeWeArrrr hands Richard a contract, and Richard, after a careful review, signs it and fills out all the required information. WeegeeWeArrrr, the instructor and master (but of course), looks at Richard’s sign-up and declares him worthy of being the only student in the entire Dojo, and will begin training immediately! The first stage is working on defense, which WeegeeWeArrrr tests with literally one billion, five-hundred fourty-nine million, eight-hundred and thirty-six thousand, four-hunrded and twelve rapid-firing cannons that have a natural immunity to all forms of godmodding and counter-godmodding! WeegeeWeArrrr instructs Richard to dodge them all without blocking any! Richard immediately realizes this would damage him and signs out, but WeegeeWeArrrr brings up the contract! Richard says there’s no time limit, and there is nothing WeegeeWeArrrr could show him if it meant having to dodge those ridiculous amounts of cannons. WeegeeWeArrrr tells him to take a closer look! Richard does, but doesn’t see anything. WeegeeWeArrrr tells him to take an even closer look, handing him a magnifying glass. Richard takes it and reads even closer, but still doesn’t see it. WeegeeWeArrrr hands him a microscope and tells him to look EVEN CLOESR! Richard does, but still can’t see it. WeegeeWeArrrr gives Richard a super-microscope designed to see individual atoms, and tells Richard to look AS CLOSE AS POSSIBLE! Richard does, and there it is, on one tiny atom at the bottom-left corner of the page: “If you quit training at the Kung-Arrrr Dojo of Godmodder Karate™ early, the signer (you) is obliged to immediately take three damage by cannon fire, regardless of all possible legal laws that would otherwise prohibit this.” Cue the document turning into the array of cannons that Richard was instructed to dodge earlier popping out and all firing on Richard, dealing 3 damage! WeegeeWeArrrr cackles madly for several seconds, allowing the Soldiers from the Fortress to take advantage of his mad laughter! and fill WeegeeWeArrrr full of lead, dealing 3 damage to him! Weegee proceeds to read the Evil Overlord list.
The Blot-Mode Octothorpe uses Sink Or Swim to kill a Soldier and deal 10,000 damage to a Grim Patron!
The Grim Patrons, having no more Mole Machine, decide to REALLY start leveraging that insane attack power, and stack up into a massive totem pole of bodies that goes on into the sky! They quickly start to spin, and spin, and spin, and spin so hard that they quickly turn into a living Tornado! Everyone stays well out of the way, but Mr. Biggins can’t resist the pull and is sucked in and completely drained of his Concentration as his molecules are viciously scattered to the violent wind current! When the Tornado stops, Mr. Biggins is dead.
The n00b King finally decides to destroy that weird rock he noticed earlier, and thrashes the Pet Rock with his shovel, destroying it! The Sketched Deathknight uses his Black Bolt and smashes the Laser Pterodactyl for 8,000 damage! The Essence of the Destroyed rips into the Kanto Starters for 4,000 damage! Zappy continues to use Fin Boomerang, this time on the Kanto Starters as well, for another 4,000 damage! +1 to both charges! The Stray Phoenix heals up Zappy by 5,000 HP! The Chipian Army deals 4,000 damage to Conquest with Chip-based weaponry, and Neo fills him full of hot death for the kill! doggy picks up on Neo’s successful combat styles and gains his 20% dodge rate, making him Evasive! Lord Calzerb kills the Laser Pterodactyl! Elizabeth notices the WAGRBC, and zaps that with Ziodyne instead of the now-absent Mega Mewtwo, dealing 8,000 damage, then manages to smash the Kanto Starters for a third kill! The Balloon Drake, unable to hear Talist due to Deadpool, mauls the head of the Attack Train for 6,000 damage, destroying it! The Air Attack Train somehow regenerates a new Head…Hrm. A Balloon-omancy egg takes 5,000 damgae from Poison! The Dominus Knight realizes this is no time for lazy and puts in 4,000 damage into the Hoenn Starters! The Combine forces deal 14,000 damage altogether to the Hoenn Starters as well! The Zerg Forces can’t attack right now…So the Protettores get on the case, defending the Overlord!
The Mega’d Hoenn Starters, suddenly quite astonished by their transformation, nevertheless realize they took a powerup and unleash their most powerful attacks at the Sketched Deathknight, dealing 25,000 damage in all, but they’re unable to attack next turn…The Souls of Limbo chip in with an extra 10,000 damage to the Sketched Deathknight as well! The WAGRBC quickly searches for a source of Gatorade and Red Bull and finds both, pouring it onto itself to heal 8,000 HP! The Gamma Phantom uses Anti-Auda on the Grim Patrons, nerfing their whole attack by 25%! The Air Attack Train proceeds to deal 1,000 damage to Elizabeth via an assortment of massive guns! Deadpool regenerats (though still can’t remove the fact that his next attack against him will Mincrit), and murders the Combine Pulse Rifle AND Shotgun Troopers with a clean cleave!
Richard gives +2 to Netpatham and Babysphee and cashes in on Deadpool’s minicrit now that he’s regened this turn, dealing 45,000 damage in a single shot! UserZero’s expression sours at the unfortunate battlefield situation as she gives all PZs +2…And then, suddenly smirking, moves back 20 spaces on top of the 10 the AZs gained this turn from field advantage! The AZs take those spaces uneasily, right before Neo and the n00b king are horribly murdered by two very sudden axe throws from Uzi! She quickly takes back both of her axes and slashes at the Stray Phoenix for 30,000 damage!
The lowdown: The Soul of the Core has three heads and a body: If either all three heads or the body goes, it’s dead. The Soul of the Core gets extra attacks if it has more than one head, one per extra head, but the Body has huge defense and will soak up extra attacks thanks to the Original Traho, even ones not actually aimed at it! In addition, its power over gravity means that all enemy Airborn troops will take 5,000 damage in trying to resist!
The Soul of the Core can control Gravity, and despite its fiery appearance that’s the majority of its attacks: As basic attacks, it can breathe some Fiery Breath, which has a chance to burn; it can increase Gravity on a target which has a chance to stun and cancels out the Airborn ability for that turn; it can decrease gravity, sending an entity into the atmosphere and protecting it from attack; It can create a barrier around an Entity by increasing its personal gravitational pull, forcing it to go through a 10,000HP barrier if it wants to affect any entity other than itself; and of course, it can guard an entity, soaking in every last hit it could take! Penetration abilities won’t work on something the Soul of the Core is guarding, by the way; Traho is too powerful and too dense, it sucks everything into it and blow attackers backwards! In addition, it has a few charged attacks: Wildfire Waltz is a 3-target nuke that causes severe burning (which prevents acting alongside per-turn damage) for 3 charge; Gravity Falls expels an entity from the server upwards so fast and so far that it leaves the universe, triggering UserZero’s ‘no-one leaves the server’ protections and doing insane damage before she teleports it back, though this requires 4 turns of charge; finally, at 5 charges, there’s Terminus, which causes the target to literally gain so much extra gravitational pull that he turns into a black hole and is promptly killed.
Oh, by the way; the Soul of the Core, for every attack it makes or takes, inflicts a stacking debuff known as Gravcrush on the attacked/attacker! This just nulls the airborn passive on its own, no matter how many stacks you have, but if you get five, well, you will immediately turn into a pancake from how much gravity is being pushed on you, which is instant death. Each stack wears off per turn and can be removed with a standard heal, but considering how many times it can attack and that it can get you to attack it even without trying to damage it…Well…I would be cautious.
Serpent, for the absolutely insane move of blowing up a hole in the chasm to let this thing out, you get to order this bad boy around. If you didn’t blow that hole into the chasm, well, this guy would just be a standard Neutral Boss as it would perceive the bridge as more-or-less another attempt to seal it up and hate everyone. And in any case, given your, err, mechanics, I count you as Neutral for good reason.
Terrain: Crater
Weather: Clear (no effect)
[???] The Captain: 20/20 HP. Bribing: [100% AZ=====|=====0=====|=====PZ -100%] 87%. Decides in 3 turns.
[???] Crimson Scale: 1/1 HP. The Effect: [|||]
[H] Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect: 104,000/150,000 HP.
[N] Fortress: 70,000/70,000 HP. Structures: Base, Shrine. EVIL: 9%. Soldiers: 2. Soldier Cap: 2/3. Soldiers: 5,000/5,000 HP x1; 2,000/5,000 HP x1.
[N] Octothrope: 0/100,000 HP. Corruption: 2/15. Ink Rally: [|||] White Out: [|||||] Rune of Odal: Destroyed. Blot Mode: [||]
[N-BOSS] Soul of the Core: Heads: 100,000/100,000 HP x3; Body: 1,500,000/1,500,000 HP. Body has high defense. Body occasionally sucks in attacks not aimed at it. Triple-Action while all heads are alive; double action if two are alive. Inflicts Gravcrush on all entities it attacks/is attacked by. Wildfire Waltz: [|||] Gravity Falls: [||||] Terminus: [|||||]
[N-B] WeegeeWeArrrr: 30/40 HP.
[AZ] Grim Patrons: 15,000/15,000 x104 HP; 5,000/15,000 x1 HP. Anti-Auda: [|||]
[AZ] Sketched Deathknight: 75,000/115,000 HP. Dark Rush: [||]
[AZ] Shadow of Limbo: Essence of the Destroyed: 55,000/55,000 HP. Flooding of the Dead: [|||]
[AZ] Zappy: 35,001/45,001 HP. Laser Charge: 5. Thunderstorm Charge: 5.
[AZ] Stray Phoenix: 10,000/40,000 HP. Can only heal. Has passive Regen. Airborn.
[AZ] Chipian Army Sortie: 500/500 HP x 50.
[AZ] doggy: 80,000/80,000 HP. Gets more damage when attacking the same target each round. Learns a new trick each turn. Tricks: Hama/Mudo (low-chance instant kill; From Elizabeth, somehow); Anti-Auda (25% Attack down for 3 turns. Can be stacked once for double the effect. From Gamma Phantom); Evasive (gained from the Late Neo);
[AZ] Lord Calzerb: 125,000/125,000 HP.
[AZ] Elizabeth: 19,000/20,000 HP. Can only take 5,000 damage per turn. Double-Action. Medigoloan: [|||||] Actions: Ziodyne PZ, then whack another PZ.
[AZ] Protettores: 10,000/10,000 HP x5. 10% Damage Reduction; abysmal attack. Action: Defend Zerg Overlord.
[AZ] Balloon Drake: HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000. Inflation: 100%. Airborn while above 100% inflation. Dies at either 0% or 200% inflation. Breath of Life: [||]
[AZ] Balloon-omancy Eggs: HP 15,000/30,000 x 2; 10,000/30,000 x 1. Hatch into Lesser Balloon Whelps if they hit max HP. Poison: [|||]
[AZ] Dominus Knight: 30,000/30,000 HP.
[AZ] Combine Hunter-Chopper: 20,000/20,000 HP. Airborn. Minestorm [||]. Deals more damage, but takes more damage, with Proximity. Proximity: 1/3.
[AZ] Combine SMG Trooper: 2,000/2,000 x6 HP..
[AZ] Zerg Forces: Unit Cap: 0/8.
Overlord: 10,000/10,000 x1 HP. Being Defended by Protettores. Adds 8 to unit cap.
Hatchery: 30,000/30,000 HP. Drone Production: [||]. Will turn the Terrain to Creep next turn.
[PZ] Hoenn Starters: 33,700/140,000 HP. Can't act next turn.
[PZ] Pet Rock: 1/1 HP. Nigh-impossible to notice.
[PZ] Souls of Limbo: Invulnerable. Airborn. Will return when the Hoenn Starters are dead.
[PZ] Winged Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade/Red Bull Colegmerate: 32,000/100,000 HP. After While: [|||]
[PZ] Deadpool: 90,000/90,000 HP. Regenerates all lost HP if he doesn't die. Interferes with a random post per turn. Next attack against it minicrits!
[PZ] Gamma Phantom: 40,400/60,000 HP.
[PZ] Air Attack Train: Head 15,000/15,000 HP. Segments 10,000/10,000 x10 HP.
[PZ] Walker: 15/20 HP. Respawns 1 Round after death.
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 40/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 139/150 HP.
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4635.
"Scribe...You're very very right about that. And frankly I wish you weren't right because the next two are just as bad/worse."
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
10/30 Dangerous Forbidden Technique (+1 from Irecreeper)
12/50 Dark Bowser (Equipping Challenge Medals to Mario)
+2 Pit, though why an angel is running a store, I have no idea. Most religions are anti-capitalism...and I know he fears a paradox, too.
Elizabeth changes Persona to Nebiros, and uses Evil Smile (25% chance per enemy entity to affect with Fear). Fear is bad news, 50% chance not to act, and all attacks against are minicrits, just to remind everyone.
I twitch. I smolder.
I think loudly to the force that I know is listening, currently very, very pissed off as a result of said force's actions.
"Some force? I do not appreciate being silenced like that, or talked down to. I know you probably don't care, but I am not inclined to follow orders without reason. I would like to know the reason you were so keen on shutting me up. Besides, future knowledge does not a paradox make, at least not to the levels that Richard losing and dying would create. Unless the rules have changed in the last 10 minutes. Regardless, you yourself created a paradox, when Fseftr as Mercury and engie_ninja as Walker took part of their post to respond to my comment that you decided to silence.Let me put this into a couple of phrases. You tell me what this Golden God listening in is, and why I should fear him/her knowing more about the future than our actions have already caused, and how telling Walker the effects of Paradoxes and Mercury that the Conflict was the orchestrator of Minecraftia's destruction will teach this Golden God more about the future, only then I will forgo my responses to Mercury and Walker, and stop my efforts to use logic to add more soldiers to our side of the war.You don't really need to answer this part, even in the unlikely scenario that you answer the other parts. But what the heck are you planning, Narrative? Or The Narrative, if you want to be that picky, Tazz.Oh well, the plot marches on. Apparently, my bad joke was actually correct: the truth is so powerful it has to be nerfed.Also, you're wrong. It's not the PMD main theme. You'll find out in a couple months."OOC, I need to say something quickly, Tazz. Let's take the "Narrative" out of this, that's you writing anyways. You just muted me. That's what happened. If there is a story reason for this mute, that's one thing, but frankly, the 4th wall and the time wall have already been broken to heck and back, so I can't think of a good reason story wise why the information that paradoxes will occur and destroy the world (that has already been mentioned), needs to be kept silent. Literally the only reason I can think is that the all caps bold white text is the Conflict and not the Narrative, and they obviously want to win.
Logic is one of my OC's primary weapons, and you are currently preventing me from using it. As far as your lines as the Narrative go, they are as follows:
CEASETHESPEECHINFRONTOFYOURFOE
THEGOLDENGODMUSTNOTKNOW
FUTUREKNOWLEDGEALONEWOULDCAUSEAPARADOX
YOUKNOWHISENDNOTHISBEGINNING
YOURRANTSAREHARMINGYOURCAUSE
CEASETHEMATONCE
Going down the list, we have stop your speech in front of foe, AKA telling me what to do. Without giving me a reason.
The golden god must not know is currently nonsense, I have no knowledge of the golden god, and no reason to fear it, as I mentioned above. A long list of criteria that I mentioned above must be met before I can consider this a satisfactory reason not to attack.
Future knowledge causing a paradox is ridiculous, as I touched on above; you caused a paradox by muting me, causing Walker and Fseftr to respond to nothing. And yes, they did respond. Uzi covered Fseftr's mouth, but he did respond, and Walker was not shut up at all. And I said nothing that wasn't already mentioned. I mentioned it in my introduction!
For, "You know his end not his beginning". Besides the fact that Richard isn't dead, I never said I knew his beginning. All I said-EVER-was that Richard won this battle, even Uzi admitted that (granted, she said it was because of luck and a bad hand, and I am going to mention to her that she's had more PZs than Richard ever had PGs, but she still said that she lost).
As for your comment about, "Your rants are harming your cause"? Apparently, because I was freaking MUTED for them. That's a self-fulfilling prophecy there. You harm my cause (having fun and destroying UserZero) to tell me that my words which you muted are harming my cause. In character, that makes no freaking sense; my words have helped in the past (my "rants" got Godmodder Soul to self reflect and allowed us to attack his stability meter, if you remember (at least, that's how it seemed. If Twin says that's incorrect, then it's incorrect)), and will, if you allow it, help in the future. As far as harming the cause in character, of keeping a major paradox from occurring, you are the final judge of that. You decide what attacks damage and don't damage Uzi. You decide how much damage entities take from attacks. My follow up would, if nothing else, show Mercury that his employers were the cause of Minecraftia's destruction. You want to stop the speeches for reasons you have not shared (I hope. It's even worse if you lack a reason). Give me one. Why the heck should I agree with you, Tazz?
Okay, I may have been incorrect about it being quick.
One last thought. If this is a bit of story info that we have yet to uncover, then I don't actually want you to answer me. What I need you to do is understand how this looks: someone being shut up for stating facts that have already been mentioned, and that my character, and I, have barely the ghost of a reason not to speak.
If this is a story thread, then the problem is this:
When one makes a story where they are the main writer out of many, they get to write most of the plot. However, side details are written by those other writers.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
[POST: 1/2]
[ASSISTS: +2 from CobaltShade, +2 to CobaltShade again]
[CHARGES: mobile tnt cannon: 4/5]
[ALCHEMIES: none yet]
[ACTIONS: because the alchemy i just previewed wasnt what i was aiming for, i instead just ask the GM what the recipe for a bullet in a bullet in a bullet would be.]
INVENTORY SO FAR:
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Potato kick-stater salad(a potato made of salad kick-starter.)4/25
Tome of enhancing: gives one random boost to the target lasting some turns and not stack-able with buffs made with Alchemies 1/1(level 0)
then I start combining the two books 1/?(it is an alchemitter action I use the "and" option)
I attempt to use the book of summoning for creating a summon on the neutral side.
Alright, fair enough. I'm informed.
Suppressor Turrets: 1/20
Quick-Fix: 1/6
Phaserifle: 4/4 COMPLETE!
I complete the Phaserifle!
Having completed the Phaserifle, I go on the warpath and support the Combine offensive!
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
16/20 16/20
BlowDryer && Nunchuks = Air Blasting Nunchucks (ABN) 2/2 COMPLETED
I swing the Magma Pig Staff at Treeko of the Hoenn starters (I can not remember if it is fully evolved or not). A flaming pig head spewing lava out of its empty eye sockets is launched at it. IT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE.