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I steal all of Deadpool's mail with the Mailsnatcher. I then open up a paycheck for infinite money and cash it under my name thanks to THE POWER OF VANDALISM! I then give infinite money to the Captain, since he needs some way to fund all his D-Class personnel.
Woah, Twin. That's what all your time's been going into...
Suppressor Turrets: 2/20
Quick-Fix: 2/6
I assist both of TwinBuilder's charges.
I go up to the bridge and aim down the sights of the Phaserifle. I then spray a few bursts of plasma shots down the bridge towards the enemy, and the bridge suddenly lights up with my plasma bullets! When the glowing stops, some enemies have taken damage.
Seneca hears some whispering. He can't make out who is whispering and what the person is whispering, and frantically looks around. He shoots anything remotely suspicious with the End Sale, random PZ to be exact.
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Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
The Outlaws: 28/30 ============================== (+1 from ninjatwist) The Winged: 22/30 ============================== (+1 from ninjatwist)
Meowmere || Hammer = Meownir (6/6) COMPLETE!
Scribe's Wands && Rorschach Drop || Blot of Ink = The Spillers (2/?) So what's the level for The Spillers?
+2 to Cobalt.
The Scribe grins immensely. "Perfect. Actually, very perfect. Of course paradoxes can lead to oftentimes inexplicable results. However, I wouldn't say that they backfire, necessarily. Yes, these Pokemon are powered up now. But that shall be dealt with in, oh, three seconds." The Scribe looks to his left, and the door to reality is kicked down. What looks like an intergalactic SWAT force storms through, holding a large array of crystals and rifles. They surround the Battlefield - and the Hoenn Starters.
One of the members of the team speaks. "Clear the area of any innocents! Form a Beta-Formation around the site of this anomaly!" A chorus of "Yes, sir"s emanates from the team as they throw down yellow crystals in a pattern, creating an energized shield that seals off everyone on the Battlefield from the Hoenn Starters, the team, and the Scribe. One of the other members notices the Scribe in the bubble and panics. "Uh, sir? Sir! There is an innocent in the middle of-" The one who spoke earlier raises his hand to stop him. "Stand down, officer. This isn't just any innocent." He walks towards the Scribe with a stern expression, and then the two of them break into laughter.
"Creating a paradox to summon us here? Ha! Priceless! I didn't think you had that in you--" "Careful, Hughes. I'd prefer my identity is kept private around here. And to be quite honest, heh, I didn't think I had that in me either. It took ten of me to preform it successfully." Hughes looks at the Scribe quizzically. "Ten? Surely you don't mean timeclones?" "Yes, indeed. No no no, don't worry. The time loops were all stable and taken care of. Trust me. I know how finicky time can be." Hughes chuckles. "Good. I was hoping you'd learned from the incident in Sector Obelus." The Scribe's expressions darken. "Trust me. I have. Now, to business."
The Scribe turns to look at the Hoenn Starters. The whole team has gathered around the edges of the shield, rifles pointed at the Hoenn Starters - or what's left of them. "In this war, I need all the help I can get. That's why I've forced your hand here. You, the Paradox Avoidance Enforcement Squadron, instantly recognize when a paradox of any kind has occurred. Using your state-of-the-art metaphysical technology, you dispose of the paradox, hoping to minimize casualties. I recognized your talent here, so I made a paradox myself. It almost killed me, but it was worth it. These things were once a batch of creatures from Dimension 493. You know, the one ruled over by the incarnations of time and space? I fused them into this monstrosity. It's weakened, but if it reforms it will grow to be quite strong. I trust you can take care of it quickly."
Hughes grits his teeth. "You've got guts... Scribe. Under interdimensional law I should be dealing with you alongside this thing for willingly creating a paradox. So give me a reason why I shouldn't." The Scribe looks at Hughes. "Barring the fact that we've known each other and become close friends for years, you shouldn't lock me up because I'm dealing with a war that could potentially result in the largest and most concentric amount of paradoxes that you will ever see in your career - a career that could very well end, along with all others, if I lose. If I need you, I'll call you again - and I'll try to not break the law next time."
There's a short pause until Hughes sighs. "Very well. Squadron! Ready your Horizon Rifles!" All of the members of the Squadron hold their rifles parallel to the ground. "Aim your Vanishing Points!" Visors form over their heads, which glow in synch with the scopes on their rifles. Traces appear, streaking through the air and landing on the Hoenn Starters. "Prepare your secondary crystals! The purple ones!" The visors turn a purple hue, and purple crystals blink into existence alongside each of the members of the squadron. Finally, after what seems like an eternity: "Fire!"
In the ensuing carnage, no one could recollect exactly what happened. The Horizon Rifles barely seemed to fire anything at all, making no light and no sound as their projectiles cut through the code of Minecraft. But they had an effect. Their power was to cleanse any corrupted data that it could find, and there was a maelstrom of corruption right in front of them - the Hoenn Starters. The bullets tore through them, erasing their powers borne from paradoxes, and nullifying their existence. After several minutes of sustained fire, the rifles disappeared, and the squadron grabbed the purple crystals next to them. With perfect accuracy, as if they had practiced that maneuver for many an hour, they threw the crystals at the ground near the Starters.
Each crystal shattered into hundreds of pieces, and the debris, sharp and scintillating as a prism, began to glow with a purple light. Soon, their effect became clear as the sharpness and light of the crystals began to literally cut through and blind the Starters' existence. First came the cleansing. Now came the obliterating. Although the word "obliterate" carries with it an image of raw destruction, explosions and brimstone, entities and objects disintegrating nigh-instantly, Michael Bay movies, and the end of the world, this isn't what was going on. The only signs anything was happening were the light and the anguished screams of the Hoenn Starters as their form bubbled and boiled under the scathing light of correction.
At last, the threat was dealt with. The shield dispersed as the Starters were separated back into three badly injured standard Pokemon, not one horrific glob of Mega-flesh. They were more or less the same as before the Scribe's previous attack, with one difference - they had taken even more damage. Hughes and the Scribe shake hands, and Hughes orders his squadron out. They shut the door of reality, and that was that. A perfectly routine procedure, in and out - just business.
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i summon a bag of Popcorn behind Weegeewearrrrrr. When UserZero trys to destory it with a huge beam of doom, she instead hits Wegewearrrrrrrr.
Useful Summon of Doom 2/25
A somewhat useful summon: 11/20
2+ to AZ;s
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Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
13/50 Dark Bowser (Beating Sea Pipe Statue at 38.5 times power and health (takes a long a** time))
+2 Irecreeper
I overhear the above conversation, and respond. If I am still muted, a piece of paper falls from a portal, with an Everything-Proof Shield covering it, with the following written upon it. The paper goes through another portal after the Scribe finishes reading it. If this somehow is destroyed, my rage and willpower combines to override the mute, and say this to the Scribe:
"Not exactly ruled over by the rulers of Time and Space, Scribe. Did you forget the higher power there? Also, make sure those forces are on standby. A couple of minor paradoxes (read: retcons) are undoubtedly going to occur over the course of this battle to prevent another one from occurring."
I take a phone, and call a number-(1-264-4912). I don't say anything, but a large aircraft hovers in the distance, and drops a ladder out all the same. On that rope is...what appears to be a tiny worm. Who proceeds to pull out a massive bomb, and throw it into the middle of the PZs.
Elizabeth uses Ghastly Wail, dealing tons of damage to any feared entity, including allies.
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
When my spell failed, an explosive burst of endergy fried a large group of Social Justice Warriors, giving me an opening. I throw an ender pearl in a high arc behind me, then fire the Ender Hook into the air and teleport to the pearl while it is still airborne. I then pull out a Nuclear Snowball and throw it into Weegee, timing it so that my other ender pearl lands just before the snowball detonates to take me out of the blast zone. I then use the Ender Hook to quick-port away from there and over to The Captain. As shown in DTG1, throwing a nuclear snowball at a godmodder turns them into a Nuclear Godmodder, massively boosting their power until that radiation is removed. When that godmodder is attacking Richard, he is going to need a power boost to have a chance. After that, I talk to The Captain.
"Richard is the enemy here. Right now, he is weak. However, if he kills UserZero, it will lead to death and destruction in the future. UNIVERSAL death and destruction. If he is allowed to survive, 3 universes will be utterly destroyed by XK-class scenarios."
"How do I know you aren't just one of UserZero's grunts, trying to trick me into fighting for her?"
"First off, I never said you should fight for her. I just said you shouldn't fight for Richard. Secondly, I have evidence."
"How could one godmodder, even a future Omega+ Godmodder, destroy 3 universes?"
"It isn't just one godmodder. There is an entity, known as The Conflict. Its objective is its name: cause conflict throughout the universes. In order to do that, it (or more precisely, its minion) drove Richard onto the path of godmodding in its effort to have him cause chaos."
"Wait a minute, aren't you causing a Paradox? In fact, you might have already doomed this Universe with your time travel already!"
"First off, even if a Paradox destroyed this Universe, it would still prevent the destruction of 3 Universes later on. Secondly, Paradoxes can be attacked, and defeated. Thirdly, I did not come here without help. Said help comes from the Void, and they have set up things so that the result of this battle creates the new timeline, without a Paradox."
"Help from the Void? Now I know you're lying there. The Void and its inhabitants are neutral in this war."
"One of the results of the same events that destroyed 3 Universes was the death of the Secret Of The Void to The Conflict."
"OKAY, THAT DOES IT! EITHER GIVE ME PROOF OF YOUR STATEMENTS OR TAKE YOUR LIES ELSEWHERE!"
"EXOS, give me the data dump on the end of the Second Godmodding War."
"Affirmative. AI cycles are limited by lack of resources due to destruction of Endergy Core, so this may take some time." (OOC: despite losing the Void Core, EXOS is still a non-entity character, and may end up controlling other (different) entities later on. Remember, it has near-infinite backups, so no matter what happens to the current physical representation of it, it cannot be practically wiped out of existence completely.)
After about a minute, EXOS finally obtains the data on the Second Godmodding War. I send the logs, not just to the Captain, but to everyone else willing to take them.
"That, that was the story everyone knew about the war, at least those that survived it (which number very few at best). But that was not the full story."
*FLASHBACK* (note: may or may not be a parallel universe)
Most of the Descendants were caught by the death of Godcraft. But I was lucky. I survived the death of GodCraft, by dying first. I woke up in Limbo. At the time, I had no idea what was happening. From what I understood later, EXOS had kept up the fight against Project Binary, and some alternate version of me had been created by some weird Mindscape thing.
But I myself was dead. Soon, however, I realized something. The Council Of Nine were endermen. And I had been one of the few notable practitioners of Endermancy, a technique that included the ability to control endermen, such as said Council. But when I tried to control them, I felt something wrong. I felt their sorrow from the deaths of the Secret Of The Void. But I do not feel sorrow, I only feel anger. I had extreme anger against The Conflict for what the monster dared to do. But at the same time, I also knew that I had no chance of defeating the entity in a head-on fight. But there was another way. I knew that the Godmodder was much weaker in the past, before he was an Omega+. But I would not be able to go to the past on my own. I would need the Council's help.
The Void was home to some very powerful artifacts. Very dangerous, but very powerful. I was given one of those artifacts: an Amulet of Endermancy (tip: the one I had in DTG1 was not a true example). Its first power was what got me here. Its second power was mastery of Endermancy, which was a small improvement over before (I was already the strongest known Endermancer). Its third power, though, is to steal power from Godmodders. Every point of damage I inflict (or had inflicted) on Richard, Weegee, UserZero, or whatever other godmodders show up, is extra strength that will make sure that Richard never becomes the Godmodder. Without a source of godmodding ability of my own, this was the only way to stand a chance against the power of the godmodders present.
*END FLASHBACK*
"So there you have it, Captain. Are you still going to side with Richard now? Or will you fight on my side to stop Richard, and The Conflict's plot? That offer is open to any other players out here that wish to end the Godmodding Wars before they begin. Join my side. Join the Anti-Godmodders.
"Wait a minute. If SCP-2317 gets that amulet, bad things will happen. SCP-2317 has devoured at least a dozen godmodders so far, and is only prevented from causing universal destruction by not finding any Alpha godmodders to kill to get on the godmodding ladder. If it obtains the amulet, it will have power rivaling that of the theoretical Psi-Godmodder."
"And now he has a potential to know about it too. EXOS, implement new prime directive: prevent SCP-2317 from obtaining the Amulet of Endermancy at ANY cost."
"Prime Directive implemented. And another inquiry: If we take out Richard (or even get close to it), would that not provoke The Conflict to appear itself and take revenge for us ruining its plan?"
"That is possible, but if The Conflict does appear, it will be weaker due to still being split up instead of having merged, and we could potentially take it out and set its plots back a few thousand years."
(OOC: And for the record, if Deadpool was not listed as an entity until after I lost a post to him (which if it had gone through would have saved it, but no you decided that Deadpool gets to sneak attack posts), still letting him delete posts is incredibly unfair. So blaming me for a sneak attack that unfairly kills an entity is like walking up to a guy, punching him in the face from behind, and then berating him on how he should have defended against it even though he had no knowledge you even wanted to punch him. Granted, this is DTG and unfair things are part of the game, but I don't see any possible way to counter a guy who you thought was still being controlled by you (just under a different side) because it was not added as an entity until after it ruined your action. Feel free to keep EXOS dead though, it wasn't doing anything anyways. But if you make a mistake, try not to hold players responsible for it.)
Mercury shoots Daedalus Stormbow M at the Ballon Drake. The combination of arrows being sharp and lightning being... lightning, makes this super super effective.
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[ASSISTS: +2 to twinbuilder]
[CHARGES: mobile tnt cannon: 5/5!]
[ALCHEMIES: none yet]
[ACTIONS: seeing my charge is complete, i use it now by summoning the mobile tnt cannon! info in the spoiler.]
the mobile tnt cannon is what it says on the tin, but compacted so much it looks like a real world cannon! complete with wheels, to allow it to move around. upon firing, it shoots a single lit tnt at the target, doing damage depending on the temperature mechanic. stats: HP: im not too sure, as this is my first summon..ill try 20,000 HP, nerf or buff if needed. mechanics: 1: the mobile tnt cannon cannot act automatically in the EoTB. it can, however, be used by any [AZ] player, either by saying they use the cannon or using it as part of an attack. 2: temperature: the cannon has a way of changing its damage output in response to overuse/underuse, with the temperature bar:
hot [|||||/|||||] cold
each use of the cannon causes it to gain 2 bars of heat. at the end of each turn, the cannon will automatically cool off by 2 bars of heat. the hotter the cannon is, the lower its damage output, and the colder it is, the higher the damage. damage stats(nerf/buff if needed):
5 heat(full): the cannon locks up and cant be used by anyone for 1 turn to cool off.
4-3 heat: 3,000 damage
2-1 heat: 3,500 damage
0 heat(starts out as this): 4,000 damage
1-2 cold: 4,500 damage
3-4 cold: 5,000 damage
5 cold(full): same as 3-4 cold, but with a minicrit applied due to being at full power.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Strong Walls 12/20
Mine 4/5
I proceed to launch deadpool entity into space and beat them up, and launch them back down. He lands in a body of water, almost not living... That's right, he's deadpool!
I tell my soldier to continue attacking random PZ Entities
(Also do my soldiers come back at the beginning or the end of the EOTB)
Fortress:
Fortress Evil = 9%
Soldiers 3/3
Structures:
Base
Shrine
Alchemies:
Holy Flame: Level 3
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
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The first companion: 32/50
Another Charge: 5/50
+1 to Bomber57 & Mythic
@Pit: Once I had finished some of my initial alchemies, I was going to make a store again. Hm...
Effects that mess up posts get my vote for most annoying mechanics in existence. "Oh, great. My post is gone and there was absolutely nothing I could do about it. Wonderful."
I sneak around the server for a while. The next day, headlines report of a thief stealing all the air from bouncy castles and the Balloon Drake is looking somewhat bigger.
Balloon Drake
HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000. Come at me bro. I've got a billion hp.
Inflation: 100%. Airborn while above 100% inflation. Dies at either 0% or 200% inflation.
Same as before. Whenever it takes damage, reduce inflation by damage taken / 2,000. That's assuming a 30 post entity has about 200,000 HP normally.
Breath of Life: Can be used every other turn. Restores 15,000 HP OR 20% inflation. Cannot self target. Costs 5% inflation.
Law of the Clown Car: kills a Lesser Balloon Whelp and gives the Drake inflation equal to the Whelp's inflation/3
And now, we need to make it a little more complicated.
Spawns in with 3 balloon-omancy eggs, each with their own HP bar. They start with 15,000/30,000 HP. If an egg reaches 30,000 HP (The Balloon Whelp has something that might help with that...), it hatches into a lesser balloon whelp.
Lesser Balloon Whelp:
Inflation: 100%. Takes damage/500 to inflation when hit. Deals low damage.
The Balloon Drake noms Deadpool, provided he didn't die at the EOTB. Otherwise, it attacks the air train. Stealing its air or something.
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Strong Walls 13/20
Mine 5/5 Complete!
The mines lay deep below the base, always digging deeper...
Staff of peace && Alarm Clock = ??? 1/?
I take out the forge stoker, and start a fire... with the hoenn starters. They go up in a giant pillar of flames before I whack them with water, and then fan out the rest of the flames with a leaf branch. Unfortunately I just hit every starter with their greatest weakness... I also smack them around a couple of times, and drop a computer on their heads just to be safe.
Actually, I also launch a giant laser at them and explode their heads.
Actually, I just pet them with sharp metal claws
Actually, I just pin their hands on a wall and beat them with a stick
Actually, I do all of the above...
Fortress:
Fortress Evil = 24%
Soldiers 3/3
Structures:
Base
Shrine
Mine
Alchemies:
Holy Flame: Level 3
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
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I write a poem for Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect.
Dear Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect,
I've send this to you as a little gift for joining the game. Star Trek and minecraft, together at last. Ive got like 3 minutes to fill the rest of the paper, soo...
DTG is Love, DTG is Life.
Roses are Red.
Violets are Violet.
Though that UOSS Would kick anyone's GORILLA.
Twin Ignored Split so Split cursed at him.
Este poema es muy malo.
Briefcase, I can Read that. Stop Eavesdropping on me.
Project Binary be jealous.
Because Probect Pinary played Pin Artillery with him and won.
And The Employer was just standing here, Honling.
Godmodder X UserZero
Hold on, are they even the opposite gender?
Because The Acolyte is taking Selfies with them again.
Oh, The wonders of the DTG Series.
And just because nobody in the Object Show Community notices this Doesn't Mean any references from it are made. (HEERF to you, 5l1n65h07)
Whew, that was a long sentence. Alright, 3 more paragraphs to go.
I know what you're thinking.
"What the GORILLA is this?!!"
It's called
DEADPOOL WAS HERE. MARVEL WOULD BE PROUD.
I will remember the first day this happened.
Because It was Truly a Fantastic.
If u think u can maik a better poem m9 then 1v1 me.
Because You be jealous.
(PS: If you're reading this, I've just 420-noscoped you. XOXOXO -Σ)
The Sheer Nonsense of the poem sent the Wrath Of Klingon Autocorrect out of control, Damaging Itself before Its Mind was literally blown. At least 6 other entities had a brain hemorrhage from eavesdropping on my poem, causing their next attacks to be much weaker.
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Well, can't go wrong with a giant hammer.
Gravity… Falls…
When gravity falls and earth becomes sky…
Oh no. This is bad! Essence of the Destroyed, use Flooding of the Dead on one of the Soul of the Core's heads… We must stop this…
Bane of Lapis && Journal #-1 = Tome of Knowledge Unwritten (Level 4: 4/5) Hammer && Richard Taglock = ? (Level ?: 1/?)
23/50 Life (+2 from TheDrivingLlama)
+2 to TheDrivingLlama.
1 Demon Blood Shard 1 Raspberry Pi 1 of any book 1 Empty Taglocks 1 Richard Taglock 1 Popcorn Bane of Lapis Ender Matrix Journal #-1 Black Hole in a Jar 18 Bedrock^2 Ingots
No one hurt my doggy or you will be brutally murdered.
ANYWAY, Duality: 25/25. Complete! I use Duality to summon the Duality Armor onto the Soul of the Core.
Duality Armor: ~135k HP, according to generic. Takes attacks for all parts of the Soul of the Core, but does not negate Gravitational Pull. If atomicAmiable is currently in control, the Duality Armor will reduce player attack power against it by 20%. If antimatterAugury is currently in control, the Duality Armor will reduce entity attack power against it by 20%.
Narration: 1/50.
Redstone Magic Scepter: 3/6.
aa whips out her Redstone Torch Machine Gun and blasts a large trench around the Soul of the Core to guard it against attacks. She orders the Soul of the Core to stay neutral except when attacked, and when that happens, to retaliate viciously.
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Kanohi Hau Nuva: 17/25
Skarmory: 15/25
Lightning bolt || Lightning rod: 1/?
With my Trace of Magic, I shoot a blast of freezing energy and the flying Gatorade.
DTG0 Inventory: Radiant Sights, Spellweaver, Thunderstruck, Kanohi Hau Nuva
Mask work: Coming Soon!
BIONICLE Antics
18/50 This World...
18/50 Has No Need For Gods
Mailsnatcher >Fine 5/6
New Gnu News Gun >Fine 5/6
+2 Crystal
I steal all of Deadpool's mail with the Mailsnatcher. I then open up a paycheck for infinite money and cash it under my name thanks to THE POWER OF VANDALISM! I then give infinite money to the Captain, since he needs some way to fund all his D-Class personnel.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Woah, Twin. That's what all your time's been going into...
Suppressor Turrets: 2/20
Quick-Fix: 2/6
I assist both of TwinBuilder's charges.
I go up to the bridge and aim down the sights of the Phaserifle. I then spray a few bursts of plasma shots down the bridge towards the enemy, and the bridge suddenly lights up with my plasma bullets! When the glowing stops, some enemies have taken damage.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
13/14 | Mighty Beast (Dog)
8/25 | Headslide
Seneca hears some whispering. He can't make out who is whispering and what the person is whispering, and frantically looks around. He shoots anything remotely suspicious with the End Sale, random PZ to be exact.
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Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
The Outlaws: 28/30 ============================== (+1 from ninjatwist)
The Winged: 22/30 ============================== (+1 from ninjatwist)
Meowmere || Hammer = Meownir (6/6) COMPLETE!
Scribe's Wands && Rorschach Drop || Blot of Ink = The Spillers (2/?) So what's the level for The Spillers?
+2 to Cobalt.
The Scribe grins immensely. "Perfect. Actually, very perfect. Of course paradoxes can lead to oftentimes inexplicable results. However, I wouldn't say that they backfire, necessarily. Yes, these Pokemon are powered up now. But that shall be dealt with in, oh, three seconds." The Scribe looks to his left, and the door to reality is kicked down. What looks like an intergalactic SWAT force storms through, holding a large array of crystals and rifles. They surround the Battlefield - and the Hoenn Starters.
One of the members of the team speaks. "Clear the area of any innocents! Form a Beta-Formation around the site of this anomaly!" A chorus of "Yes, sir"s emanates from the team as they throw down yellow crystals in a pattern, creating an energized shield that seals off everyone on the Battlefield from the Hoenn Starters, the team, and the Scribe. One of the other members notices the Scribe in the bubble and panics. "Uh, sir? Sir! There is an innocent in the middle of-" The one who spoke earlier raises his hand to stop him. "Stand down, officer. This isn't just any innocent." He walks towards the Scribe with a stern expression, and then the two of them break into laughter.
"Creating a paradox to summon us here? Ha! Priceless! I didn't think you had that in you--" "Careful, Hughes. I'd prefer my identity is kept private around here. And to be quite honest, heh, I didn't think I had that in me either. It took ten of me to preform it successfully." Hughes looks at the Scribe quizzically. "Ten? Surely you don't mean timeclones?" "Yes, indeed. No no no, don't worry. The time loops were all stable and taken care of. Trust me. I know how finicky time can be." Hughes chuckles. "Good. I was hoping you'd learned from the incident in Sector Obelus." The Scribe's expressions darken. "Trust me. I have. Now, to business."
The Scribe turns to look at the Hoenn Starters. The whole team has gathered around the edges of the shield, rifles pointed at the Hoenn Starters - or what's left of them. "In this war, I need all the help I can get. That's why I've forced your hand here. You, the Paradox Avoidance Enforcement Squadron, instantly recognize when a paradox of any kind has occurred. Using your state-of-the-art metaphysical technology, you dispose of the paradox, hoping to minimize casualties. I recognized your talent here, so I made a paradox myself. It almost killed me, but it was worth it. These things were once a batch of creatures from Dimension 493. You know, the one ruled over by the incarnations of time and space? I fused them into this monstrosity. It's weakened, but if it reforms it will grow to be quite strong. I trust you can take care of it quickly."
Hughes grits his teeth. "You've got guts... Scribe. Under interdimensional law I should be dealing with you alongside this thing for willingly creating a paradox. So give me a reason why I shouldn't." The Scribe looks at Hughes. "Barring the fact that we've known each other and become close friends for years, you shouldn't lock me up because I'm dealing with a war that could potentially result in the largest and most concentric amount of paradoxes that you will ever see in your career - a career that could very well end, along with all others, if I lose. If I need you, I'll call you again - and I'll try to not break the law next time."
There's a short pause until Hughes sighs. "Very well. Squadron! Ready your Horizon Rifles!" All of the members of the Squadron hold their rifles parallel to the ground. "Aim your Vanishing Points!" Visors form over their heads, which glow in synch with the scopes on their rifles. Traces appear, streaking through the air and landing on the Hoenn Starters. "Prepare your secondary crystals! The purple ones!" The visors turn a purple hue, and purple crystals blink into existence alongside each of the members of the squadron. Finally, after what seems like an eternity: "Fire!"
In the ensuing carnage, no one could recollect exactly what happened. The Horizon Rifles barely seemed to fire anything at all, making no light and no sound as their projectiles cut through the code of Minecraft. But they had an effect. Their power was to cleanse any corrupted data that it could find, and there was a maelstrom of corruption right in front of them - the Hoenn Starters. The bullets tore through them, erasing their powers borne from paradoxes, and nullifying their existence. After several minutes of sustained fire, the rifles disappeared, and the squadron grabbed the purple crystals next to them. With perfect accuracy, as if they had practiced that maneuver for many an hour, they threw the crystals at the ground near the Starters.
Each crystal shattered into hundreds of pieces, and the debris, sharp and scintillating as a prism, began to glow with a purple light. Soon, their effect became clear as the sharpness and light of the crystals began to literally cut through and blind the Starters' existence. First came the cleansing. Now came the obliterating. Although the word "obliterate" carries with it an image of raw destruction, explosions and brimstone, entities and objects disintegrating nigh-instantly, Michael Bay movies, and the end of the world, this isn't what was going on. The only signs anything was happening were the light and the anguished screams of the Hoenn Starters as their form bubbled and boiled under the scathing light of correction.
At last, the threat was dealt with. The shield dispersed as the Starters were separated back into three badly injured standard Pokemon, not one horrific glob of Mega-flesh. They were more or less the same as before the Scribe's previous attack, with one difference - they had taken even more damage. Hughes and the Scribe shake hands, and Hughes orders his squadron out. They shut the door of reality, and that was that. A perfectly routine procedure, in and out - just business.
i summon a bag of Popcorn behind Weegeewearrrrrr. When UserZero trys to destory it with a huge beam of doom, she instead hits Wegewearrrrrrrr.
Useful Summon of Doom 2/25
A somewhat useful summon: 11/20
2+ to AZ;s
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
11/30 Dangerous Forbidden Technique
13/50 Dark Bowser (Beating Sea Pipe Statue at 38.5 times power and health (takes a long a** time))
+2 Irecreeper
I overhear the above conversation, and respond. If I am still muted, a piece of paper falls from a portal, with an Everything-Proof Shield covering it, with the following written upon it. The paper goes through another portal after the Scribe finishes reading it. If this somehow is destroyed, my rage and willpower combines to override the mute, and say this to the Scribe:
"Not exactly ruled over by the rulers of Time and Space, Scribe. Did you forget the higher power there? Also, make sure those forces are on standby. A couple of minor paradoxes (read: retcons) are undoubtedly going to occur over the course of this battle to prevent another one from occurring."I take a phone, and call a number-(1-264-4912). I don't say anything, but a large aircraft hovers in the distance, and drops a ladder out all the same. On that rope is...what appears to be a tiny worm. Who proceeds to pull out a massive bomb, and throw it into the middle of the PZs.
Elizabeth uses Ghastly Wail, dealing tons of damage to any feared entity, including allies.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
20/30 Contingency Plan
3/5 Endermite Pearl
3/5 Ender Grenade
When my spell failed, an explosive burst of endergy fried a large group of Social Justice Warriors, giving me an opening. I throw an ender pearl in a high arc behind me, then fire the Ender Hook into the air and teleport to the pearl while it is still airborne. I then pull out a Nuclear Snowball and throw it into Weegee, timing it so that my other ender pearl lands just before the snowball detonates to take me out of the blast zone. I then use the Ender Hook to quick-port away from there and over to The Captain. As shown in DTG1, throwing a nuclear snowball at a godmodder turns them into a Nuclear Godmodder, massively boosting their power until that radiation is removed. When that godmodder is attacking Richard, he is going to need a power boost to have a chance. After that, I talk to The Captain.
"Richard is the enemy here. Right now, he is weak. However, if he kills UserZero, it will lead to death and destruction in the future. UNIVERSAL death and destruction. If he is allowed to survive, 3 universes will be utterly destroyed by XK-class scenarios."
"How do I know you aren't just one of UserZero's grunts, trying to trick me into fighting for her?"
"First off, I never said you should fight for her. I just said you shouldn't fight for Richard. Secondly, I have evidence."
"How could one godmodder, even a future Omega+ Godmodder, destroy 3 universes?"
"It isn't just one godmodder. There is an entity, known as The Conflict. Its objective is its name: cause conflict throughout the universes. In order to do that, it (or more precisely, its minion) drove Richard onto the path of godmodding in its effort to have him cause chaos."
"Wait a minute, aren't you causing a Paradox? In fact, you might have already doomed this Universe with your time travel already!"
"First off, even if a Paradox destroyed this Universe, it would still prevent the destruction of 3 Universes later on. Secondly, Paradoxes can be attacked, and defeated. Thirdly, I did not come here without help. Said help comes from the Void, and they have set up things so that the result of this battle creates the new timeline, without a Paradox."
"Help from the Void? Now I know you're lying there. The Void and its inhabitants are neutral in this war."
"One of the results of the same events that destroyed 3 Universes was the death of the Secret Of The Void to The Conflict."
"OKAY, THAT DOES IT! EITHER GIVE ME PROOF OF YOUR STATEMENTS OR TAKE YOUR LIES ELSEWHERE!"
"EXOS, give me the data dump on the end of the Second Godmodding War."
"Affirmative. AI cycles are limited by lack of resources due to destruction of Endergy Core, so this may take some time." (OOC: despite losing the Void Core, EXOS is still a non-entity character, and may end up controlling other (different) entities later on. Remember, it has near-infinite backups, so no matter what happens to the current physical representation of it, it cannot be practically wiped out of existence completely.)
After about a minute, EXOS finally obtains the data on the Second Godmodding War. I send the logs, not just to the Captain, but to everyone else willing to take them.
"That, that was the story everyone knew about the war, at least those that survived it (which number very few at best). But that was not the full story."
*FLASHBACK* (note: may or may not be a parallel universe)
Most of the Descendants were caught by the death of Godcraft. But I was lucky. I survived the death of GodCraft, by dying first. I woke up in Limbo. At the time, I had no idea what was happening. From what I understood later, EXOS had kept up the fight against Project Binary, and some alternate version of me had been created by some weird Mindscape thing.
But I myself was dead. Soon, however, I realized something. The Council Of Nine were endermen. And I had been one of the few notable practitioners of Endermancy, a technique that included the ability to control endermen, such as said Council. But when I tried to control them, I felt something wrong. I felt their sorrow from the deaths of the Secret Of The Void. But I do not feel sorrow, I only feel anger. I had extreme anger against The Conflict for what the monster dared to do. But at the same time, I also knew that I had no chance of defeating the entity in a head-on fight. But there was another way. I knew that the Godmodder was much weaker in the past, before he was an Omega+. But I would not be able to go to the past on my own. I would need the Council's help.
The Void was home to some very powerful artifacts. Very dangerous, but very powerful. I was given one of those artifacts: an Amulet of Endermancy (tip: the one I had in DTG1 was not a true example). Its first power was what got me here. Its second power was mastery of Endermancy, which was a small improvement over before (I was already the strongest known Endermancer). Its third power, though, is to steal power from Godmodders. Every point of damage I inflict (or had inflicted) on Richard, Weegee, UserZero, or whatever other godmodders show up, is extra strength that will make sure that Richard never becomes the Godmodder. Without a source of godmodding ability of my own, this was the only way to stand a chance against the power of the godmodders present.
*END FLASHBACK*
"So there you have it, Captain. Are you still going to side with Richard now? Or will you fight on my side to stop Richard, and The Conflict's plot? That offer is open to any other players out here that wish to end the Godmodding Wars before they begin. Join my side. Join the Anti-Godmodders.
"Wait a minute. If SCP-2317 gets that amulet, bad things will happen. SCP-2317 has devoured at least a dozen godmodders so far, and is only prevented from causing universal destruction by not finding any Alpha godmodders to kill to get on the godmodding ladder. If it obtains the amulet, it will have power rivaling that of the theoretical Psi-Godmodder."
"And now he has a potential to know about it too. EXOS, implement new prime directive: prevent SCP-2317 from obtaining the Amulet of Endermancy at ANY cost."
"Prime Directive implemented. And another inquiry: If we take out Richard (or even get close to it), would that not provoke The Conflict to appear itself and take revenge for us ruining its plan?"
"That is possible, but if The Conflict does appear, it will be weaker due to still being split up instead of having merged, and we could potentially take it out and set its plots back a few thousand years."
(OOC: And for the record, if Deadpool was not listed as an entity until after I lost a post to him (which if it had gone through would have saved it, but no you decided that Deadpool gets to sneak attack posts), still letting him delete posts is incredibly unfair. So blaming me for a sneak attack that unfairly kills an entity is like walking up to a guy, punching him in the face from behind, and then berating him on how he should have defended against it even though he had no knowledge you even wanted to punch him. Granted, this is DTG and unfair things are part of the game, but I don't see any possible way to counter a guy who you thought was still being controlled by you (just under a different side) because it was not added as an entity until after it ruined your action. Feel free to keep EXOS dead though, it wasn't doing anything anyways. But if you make a mistake, try not to hold players responsible for it.)
12/30 Starters 4
9/20 Badge 2 engie x2
+2 engie
Critical Gift M 3/4
Critical Gift M 3/4
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Mercury shoots Daedalus Stormbow M at the Ballon Drake. The combination of arrows being sharp and lightning being... lightning, makes this super super effective.
Rashki, getting bored, jumps under the bridge and taps whatever's inside the chasm with his pocket watch
The Cavalry (x28 automatons) 17/50 (+4 from Nimble)
Shia Labeouf 10/15
Interdim. Pocket Watch && Corruption = Farlands Portal (Level 5: 4/6)
Whiptaser && Electrical Power = Shockwhip (Level 4: 3/5)
inventory:
Inter-dimensional pocket watch
Whiptaser
+2 to Nimble
[POST: 2/2]
[ASSISTS: +2 to twinbuilder]
[CHARGES: mobile tnt cannon: 5/5!]
[ALCHEMIES: none yet]
[ACTIONS: seeing my charge is complete, i use it now by summoning the mobile tnt cannon! info in the spoiler.]
hot [|||||/|||||] cold
each use of the cannon causes it to gain 2 bars of heat. at the end of each turn, the cannon will automatically cool off by 2 bars of heat. the hotter the cannon is, the lower its damage output, and the colder it is, the higher the damage. damage stats(nerf/buff if needed):
5 heat(full): the cannon locks up and cant be used by anyone for 1 turn to cool off.
4-3 heat: 3,000 damage
2-1 heat: 3,500 damage
0 heat(starts out as this): 4,000 damage
1-2 cold: 4,500 damage
3-4 cold: 5,000 damage
5 cold(full): same as 3-4 cold, but with a minicrit applied due to being at full power.
INVENTORY SO FAR:
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Strong Walls 12/20
Mine 4/5
I proceed to launch deadpool entity into space and beat them up, and launch them back down. He lands in a body of water, almost not living... That's right, he's deadpool!
I tell my soldier to continue attacking random PZ Entities
(Also do my soldiers come back at the beginning or the end of the EOTB)
Fortress:
Fortress Evil = 9%
Soldiers 3/3
Structures:
Base
Shrine
Alchemies:
Holy Flame: Level 3
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
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every self-respecting video game needs a very easy level of simon says: 21/25 20/25
Avenger's Orbitars: 2/3
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that number nobody cares about: 1
John Cena-ometer: 23
Random Effect: Healing
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Look, i'm just trying to live without taking sides, and if it involves shopkeeper immunity, i'll have to take it.
Besides, i've actively started a charge for the sole purposes of sending in entities for both sides. Maybe. I need to double-check the fact sheet.
Another Charge: 5/50
+1 to Bomber57 & Mythic
@Pit: Once I had finished some of my initial alchemies, I was going to make a store again. Hm...
Effects that mess up posts get my vote for most annoying mechanics in existence. "Oh, great. My post is gone and there was absolutely nothing I could do about it. Wonderful."
I sneak around the server for a while. The next day, headlines report of a thief stealing all the air from bouncy castles and the Balloon Drake is looking somewhat bigger.
Balloon Drake
HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000. Come at me bro. I've got a billion hp.
Inflation: 100%. Airborn while above 100% inflation. Dies at either 0% or 200% inflation.
Same as before. Whenever it takes damage, reduce inflation by damage taken / 2,000. That's assuming a 30 post entity has about 200,000 HP normally.
Breath of Life: Can be used every other turn. Restores 15,000 HP OR 20% inflation. Cannot self target. Costs 5% inflation.
Law of the Clown Car: kills a Lesser Balloon Whelp and gives the Drake inflation equal to the Whelp's inflation/3
And now, we need to make it a little more complicated.
Spawns in with 3 balloon-omancy eggs, each with their own HP bar. They start with 15,000/30,000 HP. If an egg reaches 30,000 HP (The Balloon Whelp has something that might help with that...), it hatches into a lesser balloon whelp.
Lesser Balloon Whelp:
Inflation: 100%. Takes damage/500 to inflation when hit. Deals low damage.
The Balloon Drake noms Deadpool, provided he didn't die at the EOTB. Otherwise, it attacks the air train. Stealing its air or something.
Alchemies:
Finished list: Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3.
Do I get to add the plus one to these from my last post? Maybe? I'll assume so because that helps me.
Large cog && Hammer && Tome of Runes && Essence of Light = Coghammer 4/??
Ektoplomatin && Duotine && Evaporator = Duotine gas generator 2/??
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Strong Walls 13/20
Mine 5/5 Complete!
The mines lay deep below the base, always digging deeper...
Staff of peace && Alarm Clock = ??? 1/?
I take out the forge stoker, and start a fire... with the hoenn starters. They go up in a giant pillar of flames before I whack them with water, and then fan out the rest of the flames with a leaf branch. Unfortunately I just hit every starter with their greatest weakness... I also smack them around a couple of times, and drop a computer on their heads just to be safe.
Actually, I also launch a giant laser at them and explode their heads.
Actually, I just pet them with sharp metal claws
Actually, I just pin their hands on a wall and beat them with a stick
Actually, I do all of the above...
Fortress:
Fortress Evil = 24%
Soldiers 3/3
Structures:
Base
Shrine
Mine
Alchemies:
Holy Flame: Level 3
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
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The EoTB is up, and a new boss has arrived!
As advertised yesterday, no new update today. Expect it tomorrow.
I write a poem for Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect.
Dear Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect,
I've send this to you as a little gift for joining the game. Star Trek and minecraft, together at last. Ive got like 3 minutes to fill the rest of the paper, soo...
DTG is Love, DTG is Life.
Roses are Red.
Violets are Violet.
Though that UOSS Would kick anyone's GORILLA.
Twin Ignored Split so Split cursed at him.
Este poema es muy malo.
Briefcase, I can Read that. Stop Eavesdropping on me.
Project Binary be jealous.
Because Probect Pinary played Pin Artillery with him and won.
And The Employer was just standing here, Honling.
Godmodder X UserZero
Hold on, are they even the opposite gender?
Because The Acolyte is taking Selfies with them again.
Oh, The wonders of the DTG Series.
And just because nobody in the Object Show Community notices this Doesn't Mean any references from it are made. (HEERF to you, 5l1n65h07)
Whew, that was a long sentence. Alright, 3 more paragraphs to go.
I know what you're thinking.
"What the GORILLA is this?!!"
It's called
DEADPOOL WAS HERE. MARVEL WOULD BE PROUD.
I will remember the first day this happened.
Because It was Truly a Fantastic.
If u think u can maik a better poem m9 then 1v1 me.
Because You be jealous.
YO, SIGMA IM HAPPY FOR YOU I'LL LET YOU FINISH BUT PINTEREST HAS THE BEST POEM OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME!
Shut up, Sue-Case.
NEDM.
(PS: If you're reading this, I've just 420-noscoped you. XOXOXO -Σ)
The Sheer Nonsense of the poem sent the Wrath Of Klingon Autocorrect out of control, Damaging Itself before Its Mind was literally blown. At least 6 other entities had a brain hemorrhage from eavesdropping on my poem, causing their next attacks to be much weaker.
Summoning Entity: 6/35
Counter: 6/50
I'll be making my great escape now!
Zombenstein: 10/50
Boney: 10/50
Maniac is about to attack the Soul Of The Core, but is stopped by The L()rd.
If we attack it, it will attack us. Besides, I want t() see what this "S()ul" can d(). It might... help my plan.
What do you mean? The fact that you were ba-
SHUT UP Y()U!
The L()rd slices the wheels of the Air Attack Train. After realizing this does nothing, due to it being airborn, he asks Maniac to do something.
Maniac hijacks the Hype Train for Half Life 3, causing it to prematurely crash into the Air Attack Train.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Well, can't go wrong with a giant hammer.
Gravity… Falls…
When gravity falls and earth becomes sky…
Oh no. This is bad! Essence of the Destroyed, use Flooding of the Dead on one of the Soul of the Core's heads… We must stop this…
Bane of Lapis && Journal #-1 = Tome of Knowledge Unwritten (Level 4: 4/5)
Hammer && Richard Taglock = ? (Level ?: 1/?)
23/50 Life (+2 from TheDrivingLlama)
+2 to TheDrivingLlama.
1 Raspberry Pi
1 of any book
1 Empty Taglocks
1 Richard Taglock
1 Popcorn
Bane of Lapis
Ender Matrix
Journal #-1
Black Hole in a Jar
18 Bedrock^2 Ingots
YES! YES! YESSSSSSSSS!
No one hurt my doggy or you will be brutally murdered.
ANYWAY, Duality: 25/25. Complete! I use Duality to summon the Duality Armor onto the Soul of the Core.
Duality Armor: ~135k HP, according to generic. Takes attacks for all parts of the Soul of the Core, but does not negate Gravitational Pull. If atomicAmiable is currently in control, the Duality Armor will reduce player attack power against it by 20%. If antimatterAugury is currently in control, the Duality Armor will reduce entity attack power against it by 20%.
Narration: 1/50.
Redstone Magic Scepter: 3/6.
aa whips out her Redstone Torch Machine Gun and blasts a large trench around the Soul of the Core to guard it against attacks. She orders the Soul of the Core to stay neutral except when attacked, and when that happens, to retaliate viciously.
Oh no