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I finish the Infinite Gnu News Gun. You know how it goes. "All gnu news is new gnu news if it's new gnu news to gnus." I fire gnus, news, and gnu news at Rainbow Dash. Screw ponies.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
3/13/2011
Posts:
61
Minecraft:
crystalcat
Member Details
==Turn 2==
Storm 15/50 (+2 from Generic, +1 from Tazz)
Stone 15/50 (+2 from Generic, +1 from Tazz) +2 toErelye.
Wand of Basic Spells && Diluted Creation Energy == Wand of Minor Creation 4/6
==Action==
Crystal fires the distilled essence of loss and surrender at Conquest, burning away at the horseman’s very vital essence through the wonderful law of opposites.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will use Dark Rush on Conquest.
The Outlaws: 13/30 ============================== (+1 from Maniac and Bomber, +2 from Cobalt) [DATA ENCRYPTED] The Winged: 7/30 ============================== (+1 from Maniac, MZ, and Bomber, +2 from Cobalt) [DATA ENCRYPTED]
Okay, what the heck. Tazz, I put a lot of effort into that attack, and it was just one post away from being the one that killed the Colegmerate. As it stood, though, it was an attack with a target - one that was dead. Since the guy I was attacking had died, I felt it was fair that I redid the post I spent a fair amount of time on and redirected it to another entity. So why are you noping it instantly? It's not affected by the Curse of Repetitiveness if it didn't even go through in the first place. It almost seems like you're punishing me for trying to make a creative attack...
The Scribe sees the various people singing along to music made by a band that doesn't exist and grins, deciding to get in on the action. He pulls out a microphone made from pale gold and starts rapping into it, the microphone somehow adjusted so that his voice is blasted to the heavens.
Finally, he's here for you It's the last member of the DK crew This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy Can pick up a boulder with relative ease Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze He may move slow, he can't jump high But this Kong's one hell of a guy
Huh!
The power of rap compels everyone around to listen to the Scribe continue the righteous DK Rap to its penultimate section. When he's done, the Scribe moonwalks away and drops the mic. It bounces around on the ground, somehow gaining momentum every time it hits the floor. It ultimately flies away to a nearby mountain range and hits a cow in the eye. That cow falls off of a cliff and onto some loose rocks, which create an avalanche that tears the mountain apart, which creates an earthquake that ends up creating a ravine right below UserZero. Of course, she's probably flying so that she doesn't fall. But her floating can't avoid the absolutely gargantuan spike that impales everything up to the max block height in UserZero's immediate area.
The Coveknight uses Eye's Beholder, and Octothorpe uses the Pen.
Walker guards, reducing damage dealt to him this turn... if anything actually bothers attacking him, which nobody seems to be doing just yet, aside from Deadpool possible doing something bad.
aa grabs UserZero and throws her at a random object at Mach 8, which happens to be the ground. This does nothing to UserZero, of course, but the impact creates a huge rift in the crater and lava comes spewing out, affecting all entities on the battlefield.
Welp, time to unleash my other charge. Since *someone* doesn't feel like validating me, I don't much feel like summoning an entity. Guess I'll have to do a charged attack instead.
Suddenly, a rift opens in the world, and a lone figure pops out. They appear to be incredibly similar to User0’s Minecraft avatar, except for an odd red aura about her and a noticeable lack of bloodstains. Upon examination, she appears to be Ubered. Permanently. By now, at least one of you has come to the conclusion that this is, in fact, Uber0. To be honest, I'm just bringing her in to make another hint at a world none of us have touched, nor would we truly care about it. What you *need* to know is that Uber0 is currently the Godmoder. Yeah, them's the breaks.
Thankfully, we've passed the "incompetence barrage" stage of typing in this game(for the most part) and nobody's really misspelling names, aside from a few hiccups in the start. Honestly, I'm probably not the best suited for introducing people, since I tend to ramble on incessantly, and that's just sloppy writing practices. Anyways, it appears that Uber0 has come to, however momentarily, beat up some suckers who thought they'd be able to best her. According to my notes, that's... Crusher and CubicCentimeter I mean CrypticCataclysm. Since Cryptic's not around anyways, probably falling apart emotionally over a city's fall, I guess Crusher, and by extension EXOS, is the only one to bear that wrath.
...Man, I really ramble way too much. ANYWAYS, Uber0 quickly draws the Blood Moon from her inventory(Oh hey looks like Tazz *didn't* mess my plans up horribly. Whew.) and cleaves EXOS in twain with a single blow. Welp, them's the breaks.
You MIGHT want to fix that. Just saying.
/null
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Wow, what is it with people not knowing who the Godmoder is? It's like they never played Destroy the Godmoder, Destroy the Godmoder 2: Manipulator, or Destroy the Godmoder 0: Provenance. Probably because those games exist exclusively in an entirely different multiverse, and one that we may never, and should never, infringe upon. Mainly because everyone in it is literally invincible.
Every EOTB, the amount of soldiers is increased by one until the cap is reached
Although I would be fine if you want to change this.
Strong Walls 6/20 +1 from taz
Shrine 5/5 Complete! A shrine is erected in the center of the fort, It will house all our magnificent riches! Protect it at all cost! (fortress structure)
Super Laser && Innocent Dwarf = Unfortunate Accident 4/?
Fortress:
Fortress Evil = 9%
Soldiers ?/3
Structures:
Base
Shrine
Alchemies:
Holy Flame: Level 3
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
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HP: 45,001
Abilities:
-Smart: Will avoid using attacks that could end in disaster for anyone but his enemies. If it would hurt foes and foes only, then he will do it, except in special situations.
-Laser: Gains 1 charge per round, max. 5. Can use up any amount of charge at any time. Deals laser damage. Different amounts of time give different attacks:
+Charge 1: Simple Laser: small amount of damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Wide Laser: Small amount of damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Laser Shotgun: Huge damage to foes in melee range, Scattered at longer range. Risky, will only use if the situation is dire/there's an opening
+C4: Laser Sniper: Long-range, 10% chance to crit, otherwise does moderate-high damage.
+C5: DEATH LASER: Terrifying damage to one foe. Mid-range.
-Thunderstorm: Like Laser, gains 1 charge/round, maximum of 10. Yes, it's more powerful than laser. He's a storm fish, what do you expect? Deals Lightning damage. Like laser, can use up any amount of charge at any time. Here's the attacks:
+Charge 1: Jolt: Small damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Shock: Deals small damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Volt Barrage: Deals small damage to up to 5 foes. Might miss (50%). Fires 10 shots. Mid-range.
+C4: Fry: Medium damage to a foe. Burns the foe. Mid-range.
+C5: Chain Lightning: Deals high damage to one foe, can jump between foes to deal half damage to them. This can repeat 5 times, each jump halving damage again and again. Close-range.
+C6: Shockwave: Doesn't deal damage, but pushes the target entity into being the last one attacking in the EOTB. Mid-range.
+C7: Bolt: Calls down a bolt from the heavens, dealing high damage to an opponent, and collateral damage to those that happen to be near him. Long-range.
+C8: Darken Skies: Calls forth a thunderstorm, darkening the skies and making lightning strike randomly. Changes weather to Thunderstorm for 5 turns.
+C9: Thunder Roar: Slightly damages all entities of a certain alignment. Close-Long range.
+C10A: THE GODS ARE ANGRY!: The nuke of Zeus. When activated, creates so many natural disasters you wouldn't be able to count them. Nature's balance goes out of whack, causing random thunderstorms to appear for the rest of the game, causing a massive ravine to appear between all alignments, and volcanoes erupting everywhere, causing massive fires. All of this nearly murders Zappy, as his little body cannot handle such power. He only hangs on by a thread (1HP). Usable only once. Unstoppable.
+C10B: AMP PLAINS: The ground becomes electrified for 5 turns, badly hampering grounded enemies by removing 10% HP per turn. Halves Zappy's current HP.
-Basic attack: Fin Boomerang: Very slight damage to one target. Mid-short range. Physical damage.
-Hide!: If his HP goes below 15%, he will attempt to hide behind the clouds, increasing his evade (20%). In the meantime, he doesn't attack or charge, but heals for 1000HP/turn until back to 1/2 HP.
-Airborne
-Able to use certain equipment.
-Current charges:
+2/5L, 2/10T
===================
Zappy's being a little sneak... +1L & T
Justin (Pilot) is getting the hang of things now. He manages to get on the tail of Rainbow Dash, and fires Unholy rounds at it.+7% skill. (Don't worry, this will slow down to a crawl at 50% skill.)
I grab onto the undercarriage wheel of Justin's shadow fighter, swinging from it. I pounce onto one of the two Mewtwo from about... 2 miles up. I look straight into its eyes, and he looks straight into mine. Both Mewtwo try to pull me off, but failed. Instead, they both get a dose of nightmare fuel in the horrifying form of... hell. And being chewed up and eaten by satan. And being stabbed by millions of dark blades...
...That last one was true btw. They really did get stabbed by millions of blades. Including Malice. I leap off the Mewtwo back onto the undercarriage wheel of the fighter.
Hmph, for Mewtwo, you're both kinda pathetic.
I land safely on my original spot of the battlefield.
The Outlaws: 15/30 ============================== (+1 from Tazz) [BEGINNING DECRYPTION] The Winged: 9/30 ============================== (+1 from Tazz) [DATA ENCRYPTED]
Clock && Picture of Timetables = Antique Timeclock (6/6) COMPLETE For this, I'm thinking of an old-timey clock that can travel through time.
Meowmere || Hammer = Meownir (4/6)
I +2 Bomber.
Seeing that no one has finished the rap, the Scribe holds his hand over the ground, and his microphone flies back into it. The Scribe leaps into the air, a holographic platform forming below him. He lands on it, and a massive crowd materializes around him, spotlights, stage equipment, and an entire band forming. The Scribe surveys the Battlefield as he raps the last verses of the DK Rap.
With every repeat of the rap's last verse, more and more fruits spontaneously appear on the stage, until they form piles which turn into mountains which turn into Mt. Everests. Fruit explodes into the mouths of everyone in the crowd. They choke on all of the fruits being shoved into them, dying over the course of several painful minutes. The huge piles of fruit overflow off the holographic platform, which cracks, splinters, and shatters, sending the planet's worth of fruit tumbling onto the Battlefield below.
The DK crew stops dancing to the rap and stares in shock as they are flattened by the fruit. Their bodies are pulverized into a fine dust, as are the bodies of everyone and everything in the Battlefield. They can't move, as they are entranced by the sweetness of the fruit - they want to shove it in their mouths and eat it like there's no tomorrow. Soon, the entire Battlefield is covered in fruit. Soon, the entire planet is covered in fruit. Soon, the entire galaxy is covered in fruit. Soon, the entire universe is covered in fruit. Soon, Fiction is covered in fruit. Soon, fruit.
When everything is inevitably rollbacked, UserZero's head is a banana. It then falls off. Every enemy takes a good amount of damage due to the completed DK Rap!
I quickly trap the CX-Drones in bubbles, preventing any explosion/suicide damage.
Alchemies:
Logic Distortion Pill && Remote Control = Logic Distortion Remote 5/5 [DONE!]
Hylian Shield && Laser Gun = Hylian Beam Shield 1/???
Completed Alchemies:
Super Mario Maker Sketchpad: Super Mario Maker, but in paper form, so no hacking! But the paper form also means you can't play the levels.
Bowser Amiibo:???
Charges:
11/25 Thunderstorm
14/25 Guardian King
Awww, he missedmy post. :/
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Please click!
=Turn Two=
(8 / 50) A Deck Of Cards (+2 total from FBSN, Pricey)
+1 to Pricey
+1 to FBSN
=Action=
I pull out a mike, and continue rapping the DK Rap!
He's back again, and about time too!
And this time, he's in the mood!
He can fly real high with his Jetpack on,
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile, when he plays his tune,
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
Huh!
If possible, I also examine / use Old Valkryie on the Animated Blob in Splat Roller Scythe Mode, hopefully applying more ink.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
5/50 This World...
5/50 Has No Need For Gods
+2 Crystal
Gnu News Gun && Infinite Gnu Supply 5/5 Infinite Gnu News Gun
Express Delivery && Postclaim Essence = The Mailsnatcher (Level 4: 3/5)
I finish the Infinite Gnu News Gun. You know how it goes. "All gnu news is new gnu news if it's new gnu news to gnus." I fire gnus, news, and gnu news at Rainbow Dash. Screw ponies.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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==Turn 2==
Storm 15/50 (+2 from Generic, +1 from Tazz)
Stone 15/50 (+2 from Generic, +1 from Tazz)
+2 to Erelye.
Wand of Basic Spells && Diluted Creation Energy == Wand of Minor Creation 4/6
==Action==
Crystal fires the distilled essence of loss and surrender at Conquest, burning away at the horseman’s very vital essence through the wonderful law of opposites.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will use Dark Rush on Conquest.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
The Outlaws: 13/30 ============================== (+1 from Maniac and Bomber, +2 from Cobalt) [DATA ENCRYPTED]
The Winged: 7/30 ============================== (+1 from Maniac, MZ, and Bomber, +2 from Cobalt) [DATA ENCRYPTED]
Clock && Picture of Timetables = Antique Timeclock (5/6)
Meowmere || Hammer = Meownir (3/6)
+2 to Cobalt.
Okay, what the heck. Tazz, I put a lot of effort into that attack, and it was just one post away from being the one that killed the Colegmerate. As it stood, though, it was an attack with a target - one that was dead. Since the guy I was attacking had died, I felt it was fair that I redid the post I spent a fair amount of time on and redirected it to another entity. So why are you noping it instantly? It's not affected by the Curse of Repetitiveness if it didn't even go through in the first place. It almost seems like you're punishing me for trying to make a creative attack...
The Scribe sees the various people singing along to music made by a band that doesn't exist and grins, deciding to get in on the action. He pulls out a microphone made from pale gold and starts rapping into it, the microphone somehow adjusted so that his voice is blasted to the heavens.
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell of a guy
Huh!
The power of rap compels everyone around to listen to the Scribe continue the righteous DK Rap to its penultimate section. When he's done, the Scribe moonwalks away and drops the mic. It bounces around on the ground, somehow gaining momentum every time it hits the floor. It ultimately flies away to a nearby mountain range and hits a cow in the eye. That cow falls off of a cliff and onto some loose rocks, which create an avalanche that tears the mountain apart, which creates an earthquake that ends up creating a ravine right below UserZero. Of course, she's probably flying so that she doesn't fall. But her floating can't avoid the absolutely gargantuan spike that impales everything up to the max block height in UserZero's immediate area.
The Coveknight uses Eye's Beholder, and Octothorpe uses the Pen.
I sit in a chair and be useless, causing an entity on the AZ team to be angry at me and kick my chair at UserZero.
Quote: 25/50
Changing this to Colonel Sanders...: 11/50
+2 to Twin
It's High Noon
Walker: LV1, 10000 damage
UNDER HEAVEN DESTRUCTION: 6/50 (+2 from Fseftr)
Best pun ever: 1/50
+2 to Fseftr
Walker guards, reducing damage dealt to him this turn... if anything actually bothers attacking him, which nobody seems to be doing just yet, aside from Deadpool possible doing something bad.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
OK, I was very dumb with time management today and can't find time to update. College, ugh.
As compensation, have +1 to every charge, on the house.
Duality: 20/25 (+1 from tazz)
Redstone Torch Machine Gun: 3/4
aa grabs UserZero and throws her at a random object at Mach 8, which happens to be the ground. This does nothing to UserZero, of course, but the impact creates a huge rift in the crater and lava comes spewing out, affecting all entities on the battlefield.
Oh no
You MIGHT want to fix that. Just saying.
/null
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Sometimes, I wonder why they call mapmakers mapmakers and not cartographers.
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Wow, what is it with people not knowing who the Godmoder is? It's like they never played Destroy the Godmoder, Destroy the Godmoder 2: Manipulator, or Destroy the Godmoder 0: Provenance. Probably because those games exist exclusively in an entirely different multiverse, and one that we may never, and should never, infringe upon. Mainly because everyone in it is literally invincible.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Although I would be fine if you want to change this.
Strong Walls 6/20 +1 from taz
Shrine 5/5 Complete! A shrine is erected in the center of the fort, It will house all our magnificent riches! Protect it at all cost! (fortress structure)
Super Laser && Innocent Dwarf = Unfortunate Accident 4/?
Fortress:
Fortress Evil = 9%
Soldiers ?/3
Structures:
Base
Shrine
Alchemies:
Holy Flame: Level 3
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
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17/25 (Mobile Base)
17/25 (Project "Revelation")
Holocrom && Holocrom Decriptor =
Energy Armor && Diamond Armor =
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Twin, just one second, you missed the final ending bit. You mind adding that in?
You know,
C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Ahh yeah!!
And for self reminder purposes, Elizabeth 30/50 (+1 Irecreeper, Tazz)
/null
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
I quickscope Uzi's skull. With the Lunar Transport Energy Blade.
~~Charges~~
Giant Honey Badger: 8/25
~~Alchemies~~
Phasesaber || Prismatic Portal Staff = Lunar Transport Energy Blade (5/5) (+1 comp)
Woohoo! Thanks a bunch. All is forgiven!
Combine Task Force: 12?/15
I lay a curse on all Pro-Zero entities! They will now take 25% more damage for the remainder of the turn.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
11/14 | Mighty Beast (Dog)
6/25 | Headslide
Bazaar Bargain && Ender Pearl = The End Sale (Level 2: 2/3)
Seneca pincushions Grim Patrons with a boatload of Tribalman Shiv's, then sends some arrows into their ranks afterwards.
---
+2 to most dangerous jon in history of world!
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
DarkSide: 12-foot, 50-tonne Mythril Cleaver && Chainsaw && Metal Bone Scrap = Pure Terror Mk. 1(Lv. ?, 1/?)
Justin: Frost Flower && Fire Flower && Accursed Tome && Nevermelt Ice = Tome of Frozen RGB (Red Green Blue) Mk. 1(Lv. ?, 1/?)
Justin's flying skill: 30% (15% damage increase)(Skill%/2 = %damage increase, max 50% damage increase)
Justin's machines and equipment: Shadow Fighter (HP: 40000/40000), Staff of the Cometians Mk. 1
DarkSide's machines and equipment: Malice Mk. 1
DarkSide: Intimidating Vessel (6/35) IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII
Justin: Planetary Unrest (5/35) IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII
===============
Entities:
Zappy:
HP: 45,001
Abilities:
-Smart: Will avoid using attacks that could end in disaster for anyone but his enemies. If it would hurt foes and foes only, then he will do it, except in special situations.
-Laser: Gains 1 charge per round, max. 5. Can use up any amount of charge at any time. Deals laser damage. Different amounts of time give different attacks:
+Charge 1: Simple Laser: small amount of damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Wide Laser: Small amount of damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Laser Shotgun: Huge damage to foes in melee range, Scattered at longer range. Risky, will only use if the situation is dire/there's an opening
+C4: Laser Sniper: Long-range, 10% chance to crit, otherwise does moderate-high damage.
+C5: DEATH LASER: Terrifying damage to one foe. Mid-range.
-Thunderstorm: Like Laser, gains 1 charge/round, maximum of 10. Yes, it's more powerful than laser. He's a storm fish, what do you expect? Deals Lightning damage. Like laser, can use up any amount of charge at any time. Here's the attacks:
+Charge 1: Jolt: Small damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Shock: Deals small damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Volt Barrage: Deals small damage to up to 5 foes. Might miss (50%). Fires 10 shots. Mid-range.
+C4: Fry: Medium damage to a foe. Burns the foe. Mid-range.
+C5: Chain Lightning: Deals high damage to one foe, can jump between foes to deal half damage to them. This can repeat 5 times, each jump halving damage again and again. Close-range.
+C6: Shockwave: Doesn't deal damage, but pushes the target entity into being the last one attacking in the EOTB. Mid-range.
+C7: Bolt: Calls down a bolt from the heavens, dealing high damage to an opponent, and collateral damage to those that happen to be near him. Long-range.
+C8: Darken Skies: Calls forth a thunderstorm, darkening the skies and making lightning strike randomly. Changes weather to Thunderstorm for 5 turns.
+C9: Thunder Roar: Slightly damages all entities of a certain alignment. Close-Long range.
+C10A: THE GODS ARE ANGRY!: The nuke of Zeus. When activated, creates so many natural disasters you wouldn't be able to count them. Nature's balance goes out of whack, causing random thunderstorms to appear for the rest of the game, causing a massive ravine to appear between all alignments, and volcanoes erupting everywhere, causing massive fires. All of this nearly murders Zappy, as his little body cannot handle such power. He only hangs on by a thread (1HP). Usable only once. Unstoppable.
+C10B: AMP PLAINS: The ground becomes electrified for 5 turns, badly hampering grounded enemies by removing 10% HP per turn. Halves Zappy's current HP.
-Basic attack: Fin Boomerang: Very slight damage to one target. Mid-short range. Physical damage.
-Hide!: If his HP goes below 15%, he will attempt to hide behind the clouds, increasing his evade (20%). In the meantime, he doesn't attack or charge, but heals for 1000HP/turn until back to 1/2 HP.
-Airborne
-Able to use certain equipment.
-Current charges:
+2/5L, 2/10T
===================
Zappy's being a little sneak... +1L & T
Justin (Pilot) is getting the hang of things now. He manages to get on the tail of Rainbow Dash, and fires Unholy rounds at it.+7% skill. (Don't worry, this will slow down to a crawl at 50% skill.)
I grab onto the undercarriage wheel of Justin's shadow fighter, swinging from it. I pounce onto one of the two Mewtwo from about... 2 miles up. I look straight into its eyes, and he looks straight into mine. Both Mewtwo try to pull me off, but failed. Instead, they both get a dose of nightmare fuel in the horrifying form of... hell. And being chewed up and eaten by satan. And being stabbed by millions of dark blades...
...That last one was true btw. They really did get stabbed by millions of blades. Including Malice. I leap off the Mewtwo back onto the undercarriage wheel of the fighter.
Hmph, for Mewtwo, you're both kinda pathetic.
I land safely on my original spot of the battlefield.
+1 to Pit, Final
(Also, I prefer to go by DarkSide, or just Dark.)
The Outlaws: 15/30 ============================== (+1 from Tazz) [BEGINNING DECRYPTION]
The Winged: 9/30 ============================== (+1 from Tazz) [DATA ENCRYPTED]
Clock && Picture of Timetables = Antique Timeclock (6/6) COMPLETE For this, I'm thinking of an old-timey clock that can travel through time.
Meowmere || Hammer = Meownir (4/6)
I +2 Bomber.
Seeing that no one has finished the rap, the Scribe holds his hand over the ground, and his microphone flies back into it. The Scribe leaps into the air, a holographic platform forming below him. He lands on it, and a massive crowd materializes around him, spotlights, stage equipment, and an entire band forming. The Scribe surveys the Battlefield as he raps the last verses of the DK Rap.
C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Ahh yeah!!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Ahh yeah!!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Ahh yeah!!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Ahh yeah!!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Ahh yeah!!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Ahh yeah!!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Ahh yeah!!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Ahh yeah!!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Ahh yeah!!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Ahh yeah!!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Ahh yeah!!
With every repeat of the rap's last verse, more and more fruits spontaneously appear on the stage, until they form piles which turn into mountains which turn into Mt. Everests. Fruit explodes into the mouths of everyone in the crowd. They choke on all of the fruits being shoved into them, dying over the course of several painful minutes. The huge piles of fruit overflow off the holographic platform, which cracks, splinters, and shatters, sending the planet's worth of fruit tumbling onto the Battlefield below.
The DK crew stops dancing to the rap and stares in shock as they are flattened by the fruit. Their bodies are pulverized into a fine dust, as are the bodies of everyone and everything in the Battlefield. They can't move, as they are entranced by the sweetness of the fruit - they want to shove it in their mouths and eat it like there's no tomorrow. Soon, the entire Battlefield is covered in fruit. Soon, the entire planet is covered in fruit. Soon, the entire galaxy is covered in fruit. Soon, the entire universe is covered in fruit. Soon, Fiction is covered in fruit. Soon, fruit.
When everything is inevitably rollbacked, UserZero's head is a banana. It then falls off. Every enemy takes a good amount of damage due to the completed DK Rap!
I just make the Balloon Whelp a bit bigger, If died i hit the PZ Sceptile of the Hoenn Starters with my heated punch.
??? 25/50 +1 from Irecreeper, +1 from Tazz
Elite Swordmaster 17/30
+1 to Talist, +1 Darkside
Sword && Laser Gun (4/?)
Sharp Katana && Plasma essence (4/?)
My Items:
Fountain of Life: (Power Rank I) Heals the target for increased healing.
I decide to use Royal Blue (Sometimes Sky blue) instead of Cyan as my signature color because it will make it a tad easy..
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.