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[2.1]
The Finer Arts of Godmodding
I
know what you're thinking: an art as complex as godmodding is bound
to have a lot of finer points. And you'd be right. Considering that
the practice is limitless in its scope and potency, there sure is a
lot you can do with it. But what, exactly, can you do with it? Well,
that's what this chapter's about: exploring some of the things you
can do with godmodding, and are frequently employed by godmodders.
Let's
start.
Curses:
These show up a lot. Basically, Curses are intangible concepts that
directly alter the flow of battle, causing things to change
spontaneously. There are many different types of Curses, such as, for
example, a Curse of Snakes that causes snakes to randomly appear
every so often. This could be used offensively or defensively, to
attack or to block an attack. A very common curse to use is the Curse
of Repetitiveness, which makes it so that an attack used very often
will dwindle in power until it doesn't work at all.
The
Curses casted by lesser godmodders can expire after a set amount of
time or be destroyed altogether, typically by abstract means.
However, the Curses of higher godmodders can last for a long time,
and can keep going for years and years. This is why Curses are
renowned: for their length. They can really be pains in the block,
especially if you can't deal with them directly. For any allies of
the Godmodder, well, they can just lift the curse for them to work
around it.
Of
note: The effectiveness of a Curse is usually counterbalanced by
either the length of the Curse or the effort needed to manifest it,
and thus some are restricted to the higher echelons of godmodding
power. The Curse of Repetition is common and useful, because for
relatively low effort, this shuts down a great portion of most
non-descendant offensive. most weaker beings only have so many ways
of attacking, and even against Descendants this can be a stumbling
point.
Finally,
there are a series of powerful curses; hard to cast and maintain, but
extremely devastating. The Curse of Anti-Respawns, Anti-Entities, and
Anti-Charging completely denies the ability to resurrect from death
in any manner, the summoning of entities, and attacks that require
charging over an extended period of time, respectively. As for the
Curse of Linking, well, woe beget whoever is targeted with that one,
as that is capable of killing off all instances of a being if one
instance is killed...And if 'instance' sounds ill-defined to you,
that is precisely because it is; the Godmodder can assign the
instance to anything, though anything extremely ill-related to the
persons in question usually require more effort than is reasonable.
For video-game players: Your avatars are well-linked, so if you are
alone with a godmodder who wants you dead and is threatening to kill
you IRL as well (or anything reasonably similar), call for help
immediately!
Console
Mastery: This is very common, too. When you're dealing with
godmodders in a code-based universe, expect this to happen, even in
the lowest tiers of godmodders. Basically, godmodders tend to have
complete mastery over all admin commands in a game, and tend to be
completely immune to them if they're used by anyone other than actual
moderators/admins. This is why kicking/banning a godmodder will
never, ever work. The only chance it would is if an actual moderator
or admin casted the ban, and even then, the godmodder (depending on
his power level) would use an Outside Administration hack to rejoin.
Using
their mastery of console commands, the godmodder can basically do
whatever they want in the confines of the universe, such as summoning
any item they want, even those that don't normally exist in the
universe's coding at all, summoning mobs and entities, teleporting
themselves around, and many other things. More complex uses of this
ability can result in massive war machines, generation of entire
environments, and more. This usually ties into...
Mod
Mastery: This is explored deeper in a related section, but long story
short, if you have ever gone onto a multiplayer server in a video
game and found that, for no explainable reason, there are just a ton
of mods that you never downloaded and your computer is suddenly
running smoother than slicked ice despite the implication of it
taking computational power that doesn't even EXIST, this is a
godmodder's work (and unless you know him/her you should log off
immediately). Common in almost all tiers of godmodding, Mod Mastery
represents a godmodders access to infinite mods. Well, sort of. In
truth, this is due to how reality works: all video games are
simultaniously code-based universes, with far more detail than the
computers could usually handle. This is a reflection of the godmodder
bringing in a lot more detail into the equation, using and
implementing codes that represent objects that simply are there in a
Code-based universe, but aren't in the video-game equivalent. This
has been used to allow other godmodders to ascend in the past, in the
rare case they want to make a posse of godmodding buddies for
whatever reason (as the sight of these objects can start to lead to
the revelations that it's not a game, and therefore begin the process
of becoming godmodders), but more often than not its simply to test
the limits of their abilities and have a far more versatile range of
toys to play with.
Altgeddon:
This is usually common in high-tiers who can master this skill,
though you can see some of this even in lower tiers. This is another
big reason as to why banning will never work: godmodders tend to have
insane amounts of alternate beings for any given world. For
code-based universes, this is represented by effectively infinite
accounts. This will commonly be used to deflect any viruses or bans
sent at a godmodder; sure, you got ONE account, but they can just
switch in a flash! At the highest levels, these alts can literally be
infinite! A truly masterful Godmodder can learn how to control these
alternates all at once-that being said, the ability to manipulate all
the alternates simultaneously has only ever been mastered by one
Godmodder. For more information on her, see the section on UserZero.
Computergeddon:
This is mastered only by the strongest godmodders in existence,
though less-skilled use of it is found up to mid-tier. Just like
godmodders will have lots of alts, godmodders also will have lots of
computers. This is very commonly employed to prevent pesky viruses
from taking out a godmodder's computer. Similar in concept to
altgeddon. Notably, even if you did somehow physically destroy all of
a godmodder's computers, all a godmodder will actually need is a
single computer-every other computer is in a rather dubious state of
existence, and can appear/disappear and be accessed as long as the
godmodder has access to one computer, ANY computer. It doesn't matter
which.
The
Veil: The Veil is employed by high-level godmodders. It basically
completely obscures their personal life, making it so players
attacking them will never, EVER be able to find out any personal
information from them. They could find out things like a first name
or what their house LOOKS like, but things like their appearance,
their address, their parentage, their workplace, and many others will
convienently be off-limits. And for good reason: it completely
dispels any attacks sent at the real godmodder controlling the ingame
avatar! How can you attack him if you don't know where he lives?
Despite
the fact it seems to only serve to merely obscure the godmodder, this
is also an incredibly useful defensive measure. If you happen to know
the general area where a godmodder lives, even if you don't know
specifically, it is still completely useless to attack them with mass
bombardment or some fancy new-wave trick, as despite your attempts to
literally blow up everything at once, you will find that the
godmodder will have been veiled from the destruction. this can work
on things up to unviersal annihilation ordained by the Conflict, so
it is safe to say that unless you can somehow penetrate the Veil (a
section that will get its own article up as soon as I get more
research done), you will never truly kill the godmodder.
The
Trials: Unconsciously employed by a majority of Godmodders, but only
truly mastered by the Omega-Plus Godmodders and Psi, these are the
most complex of all known Godmodding abilities known thus far. As the
name implies, a Trial is a herculean task assigned by the Godmodder.
Until it is completed, the Godmodder is invincible. Now, here's the
kicker-first off, it's not known WHY the Godmodder is invincible!
They just happen to be invincible! Theoretical testing proves that,
if a Trial isn't completed, they could theoretically survive
existence-ending events such as a Spiral Nemesis! (A section on
paradoxes is to come later). Narrative and/or Conflict intervention
is minimal at best and nonexistent for the most part! The other
oddity is, the existence of the trials, being a surefire way to harm
the godmodder (if completed), usually empowers said godmodder while
the Trial stands! Expect to see feats of incredible power even for
the godmodder in question! It seems the Trials do override, or at
least weaken, some curses if they conflict: in particular, as
damaging the godmodder through multiple trials is repetitive, you
would expect the curse of Repetetiveness to step in and make the
godmodder completely invincible at some point, but the Trial will
make sure that you will eke out a singular point of damage upon
completion no matter what! A godmodder will only resort to these when
desperate, and the difficulty of the trial at hand will usually link
to the power of the godmodder; the more incredible the feat, the
strogner the godmodder you are dealing with!
Oddly
enough, the most simple trial is the summoning of an extremely
powerful entity, known only as the Boss. If the boss is slain, it
will do damage; an unconscious trial that most Godmodders do not even
know about! This is usually all you'll see about Trials until you get
to the major Godmodders mentioned above, who have proven to make
quite the spectacle out of them!
One
last thing: don't expect a trial out of damaging the godmodder.
Godmodders are invincible during a Trial, so a Trial about harming
them, despite the implications, won't relieve the invulnerability; of
course, this itself requires the godmodder to be infinitely strong,
so the idea is a bust in practice.
I'll
edit this section when I find more of these. Of course, there are
several ones I didn't mention: the Terrors, the Wayback Machine, the
Turrets and the Titans. But these are so important, they get their
own sections later on!
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I glance at the Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade warily. Why does this exist? The answer, of course, is that it shouldn't, and that I should burn it immediately and with excessive hostility.
As such, I proceed to ignite one, directly within the blob. Sorcerous energies swirl about, giving the flame undying and eternal qualities. Instantly, the inferno roars into the air with renewed vigor, the core of the thing occasionally throbbing with an accursed light. Let's see if this will function in any way whatsoever.
With a thought, the blaze burns hotter, the air around the Blob growing particularly stressed, ionizing nigh-instantaneously. The hydrogen, oxygen, and nitrogen plasma proceeds to careen directly into the Blob, attempting to evaporate the beast with sheer heat alone. Regardless of whether or not it succeeds, I snap my fingers. Moments later, the flames begin to pulse and vibrate, shifting to some other form.
The Blob is suddenly surrounded by an apparent irregular mass of pure destructive energies, a Red Sea of a power level far less than what one might expect, given that its namesake is in no way related to this attack. This Red Sea encompasses the Blob, malformed essence and reeking energies assailing the being with unfathomable power, of a sort. I take several steps in a backward direction, examining the Blob's prison carefully. I wait. Slowly, imperceptibly, dark, smooth eels of some description dive from nonspecific points around the Red Sea, and plunge into its depths.
The eels swim about in this demoniac sea of energy, releasing the occasional burst of pure energy into the Blob effortlessly. With a thought, the Blob solidifies. This will be so much easier.
Instantly, the esoteric eels react, sinking excessively sharp fangs into the Blob. I telekinetically force these fangs to sink ever deeper into the Blob, before twitching my wrist. The souls of the eels (and hopefully the existence of the Blob with it) are rent to shreds irreparably, scarring the very fabric of the universe indelibly, my mere presence crushing their physical essence into atoms. I drag these shards out of the eels with my mind, and examine them, frowning as I peer under my goggles. These are smaller than I expected. Interesting.
The shards of essence shimmer darkly in the air, inexplicably becoming visible to the naked eye. The shards crystallize in moments, forming pale red shards of congealed souls and shattered dreams. I curl my fingers up, and the shards absorb the entirety of the energy of this miniature Red Sea, leaving the Blob exposed once more.
With a mere wave of my hand, the shards smash into each other, and red energy spurts from the construct, vibrating and pulsating with the heat of a thousand stars. The pure energy swoops toward the Blob, piercing it in moments. Then, waves of curling electricity sweep around the surface of this stream, before plowing into the Blob with an intensity that smashes the entity to the ground.
The mass of red shards slams into the Blob, tearing into it with inordinately swift speed. Eldritch sorcery pulses into the thing as the shard explodes. Evidently, it explodes from sheer lack of inspiration. Woo.
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Mind Symbol || Superconcentrated Mind Crystal = Charged Mind Symbol (5/6)
Ebony Wand && Essence of the Twins && Revolver = Spellslinger (5/5!)
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That backfired. Looks like I can use it for defense…
Shadow of Limbo… Execute: SHATTER. The glowing eyes on the Shadow look at each other… It's colors become more and more separated, one side pure purple and the other pure black. The eyes change color to match their sides. The two parts start splitting and… SHATTER This event, named after the war between two split personalities, is a more direct approach of the word, in which the Shadow of Limbo literally shatters. And it does. It suddenly splits into a black and purple part. Both floating blobs with white eyes. The black one, Essence of the Destroyed. Purple, Spirit of Destruction.
Fourth Wall && Black Hole in a Jar = Ultracondensed Wall (Level 5: 4/6) Anti-Tuba Gel && Optic Implant = Anti-Tuba Optic Implant (Level ?: 1/?)
Richard, this new should prevent you from even seeing Tubas, so they won't affect you.
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I shoot a flare gun up into the sky, and then airplanes come. The airplanes drop potatoes on the PZs, and then a pilot jumps out and shotguns a bunch of PZs. I then pull out a candy cane, do a little dance, and whack UserZero with the cane. Then, I call my buddy Aaron. He runs over UserZero with a truck, and then drops really sharp carrots on UserZero. Aaron then calls Dave. Dave owns a psycho twelve foot tall robot velociraptor named Cute Kitten. He sics Cute Kitten on UserZero. Dave then calls Phil. Phil owns a store. Phil makes flying groceries attack UserZero. Phil then calls Robin. Robin calls Batman. Batman kicks UserZero into an acid pit. Batman then calls Gabe. Gabe says that there will be no Half Life 3. This causes a panda to fall on UserZero. This panda finds another panda, and they construct a bunny cannon, which fires bunnies at UserZero. The bunnies call Jim. Jim owns a 2000-foot tall monster truck. He smelts the truck into scrap, and then trades all of it for a Burning Team Captain. He then says that he will give UserZero the Team Captain if she gives up 1 health. Jim then calls Mr. Monopoly. Mr. Monopoly owns every business in the world secretly. He tells everyone in the world to not let UserZero buy anything. Mr. Monopoly then calls Aaronbot. Aaronbot runs over UserZero with a plane, and drops razor sharp carrots on UserZero. Aaronbot then calls Davebot. Davebot owns a psycho 100 foot tall robot slug named Adorable Puppy. Davebot sics Adorable Puppy on UserZero. Davebot then calls Aquaman. Aquaman is useless, so UserZero feels bad for him and gives Aquaman a lollipop. Aquaman then whacks UserZero over the head with the lollipop. Aquaman then calls Davebot 2.0. Davebot 2.0 owns a psycho 1000000000 foot tall robot leech named SQUEEEE. Davebot 2.0 sics SQUEEEE on UserZero. Davebot 2.0 then calls UserOne. UserOne is like UserZero except with a one instead of a zero. UserOne whacks UserZero over the head with Davebot 4000000.0. UserOne then calls UserSevenBillion. UserSevenBillion whacks UserZero over the head with seven billion grains of sand in a jar. User7B then calls Duck Choris. Duck Choris is not Chuck Norris, so he is unaffected by the ACNT, but is way less powerful than Chuck Norris. He kicks UserZero out of the universe. In another universe, a mega laser blasts UserZero for 0.000000000000000000000000001 damage, but has insane knockback. UserZero goes flying into the ocean, and gets eaten by Duke Fishron supar dark sharkron. After UserZero has... er... gone through Duke Fishron supar dark sharkron, she gets stung by a thousand Portuguese man o' war jellyfish, and then thrown onto the surface by Chuck Dolphin, where she gets bodyshot by a million gibus snipers. When she finally makes her way back to the Battlefield, there's just a sign that says that the real Battlefield is around 2000 miles away.
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Charges
Inter Multiversal Team of Engineers 10/20
Absorbing energy from my surroundings 15/16 (I added one to the original value that was 15, if this is not possible please consider the charge over at 15 and I'll explain it next turn, if the last option is not possible consider my charge stopped at 14)
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Module || (advanced multi tool && robotic hands) = Module of advanced machining (Level 4: 5/5) Complete!
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The Balloon Whelp floats over to either the Kanto Starters or the Two Mewtwo and claws at it.
Charges:
The first companion: 20/50
Slightly less red of a redshirt: 17/25 got +5 total
+1 to Mythic, +1 to JonDanger
Alchemies:
Stone Mace && battery && Tesla coil = Charged Mace 3/5
Metal box && light bulb && bar of soap && water bottle && black electrical wire && piano keys && water bottle && glove = Ekog Clock 2/?? Could I actually make this?
And if we're going to argue over Hearthstone weapons, the Doomhammer isn't actually that good. It's outclassed by Truesilver, Charged Mace, Death's Bite, and of course, the Fiery Win Axe. And epic cards are often worst than common ones. Take for example, the WORST non token weapon in the game. You think a 1/4 for 1 weapon is bad? Try adding 3 to the mana cost and removing a durability point. There you go, enjoy the Poisoned Blade. It sucks. And it's an epic. If Light's Justice doesn't even get level one, what would that be? Have I mentioned that it sucks?
Hey, my actual action is down here.
Gail looks up from her alchemy to see the Balloon Whelp slowly drifting towards her. Qieou... Lingies qie?
(What... hello... who...)
She sees how it looks really deflated and decides to help it out. She sits down and lets her long ears flow in the wind. Slowly opening her eyes, the wind picks up and starts spinning around her in a slow draft. She gets up again and brings her miniature tornado with her towards the Balloon Whelp, slowly speeding up the wind as she walks. Once she reaches it, she tilts her head down and lets the winds flow into the Balloon Whelp, reinflating it somewhat.
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All too easy. You just walked RIGHT INTO my first intention of getting immunity to attacks from the current most threatening army, Zero. Do you want to know what you just gave me?
Thanks to you not explaining how I came back, since I am the person of interest, I have all rights to fill it in. I now have this on my wall for safekeeping, because this one sentence can go a LOT farther for me.
And now that I have the threat of destroying you at any time looming overhead, now to ask you the questions here. How much would you be willing to pay in +1's for an attack from me to your...opposition?
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I examine the Charged Mind Symbol.
Moments later, I stare unblinkingly in Conquest's direction. Blocks of dirt and grass soar up from the ground, all impacting a certain point in space and time, before smashing together, and forming what appears to be a massive observatory platform, forged of mud and vegetation. The dirt and grass all dissolve into green and brown fluid which pours off of the objects, leaving behind a monolithic metal observatory platform. Of course, this will not work with this plane's astrological function, seeing as it is utterly useless. This universe's astrological function, that is.
A minute afterward, the platform's lens extension glows with a strange fuchsia light, before everything goes dark in a sizable area. By dark, I mean completely and utterly pitch. It is essentially impossible to see. Twelve perfect circles place symmetrically around the near-rim of the platform flicker with white light, flashing occasionally.
I peer through one of the observational lenses, examining the source of the fuchsia light. Viewing this thing alone is said to be able to kill you. I don't know why. It is but a mere flickering light somewhere in the sky of the void, likely some sort of star. Conquest is frozen in place, unable to advance forward. Disregard the symbolism. The white light shifts to black, still illuminating the endless darkness rather well with the fuchsia. The lights all flicker off, leaving the large lens emitting fuchsia at the very center the only source of light, along with a sense of some sort of… beta energy. Let us see if I can weaponize it.
Suddenly, one of the circles begins to emit phosphorescent black light once more. However, this circle holds the visage of the Amethyst Mark. Why is that there? Why has the former symbol of Grayhold Citadel suddenly just appeared on one of the circles on this device designed to look at a fuchsia light I once recorded the position of after I saw it in the sky? The circle two spaces clockwise lights up next, this one displaying the visage of a strange burgundy symbol which seems rather esoteric. I literally have no idea what is occurring. I stare at the circles in mild confusion.
The next circle two spaces clockwise is illuminated, showing a cobalt symbol. The next, a grenadier symbol which is still wholly unknown to me, like all of the others proceeding the amethyst one. Following the grenadier mark, a jade symbol and a gold symbol appear, respectively. The circles all begin to flash occasionally with the color of the mark they hold upon them. Every circle save the one holding the jade mark begins to crack.
I continue to watch the flashing of the symbols, before they all shift a space clockwise. They proceed to shift two to the right, and back to their initial positions, the fuchsia lens in the center glowing with immense potency. Conquest begins to flash with the colors of the six signs upon the circles, unable to move. Then, everything goes dark. I rush over to the operation platform, attempting to recalibrate the thing frantically. I do not even begin to do so, as the central lens glows a vibrant blue, seeming to hold some sense of being before, first. Some sort of alpha energy, I suppose, instead of some weakened, writhing delta energy, for example. The twelve circles all glow with black light, before vanishing once more. When they reappear, they all bear images of odd symbols I literally have no knowledge on whatsoever. What is with this thing? I kick the control panel of the platform. The symbols are flashing and shifting in position rapidly. Rust, bronze, gold, gray flashing red occasionally, olive, jade, teal, cerulean, indigo, purple, violet, and then fuchsia. Odd. Conquest's aura of immobility extends to include these colors, as well as the ones from earlier. The circles with the jade, purple, gray/red, teal, and cerulean begin to crack as well, at a rate much further than that of the initial collection of symbols.
I pull a few levers on the control panel, only to find the circles are all lightless yet again. The lens, darkened, lights once more, this time a vibrant red with the same sense of some sort of alpha as before. This time, eight of the circles burst to life, though one might see that their backdrops are pure white. These symbols are far more understandable. Green ghost flashing blue, red disc, blue atom flashing green, red disc, orchid horror, cyan beast, pink cat, orange hat, emerald terror, you get the idea. Colors and mayhem. The circles begin to rotate rather swiftly, the cracks forming at a rate exactly the same as the twelve from before. Conquest's aura flashes with these eight colors, along with the other eighteen.
The lens darkens, and the circles shut off once more. The only light source in the area is Conquest's aura. I kick the control panel once more, cursing under my breath. The thing flickers to life once more, and what is going on this time. The main lens has essentially become an automatic seizure machine that still has this sense of alpha, flashing a variety of colors, each position too swift in rotating to note down, as I have been doing with all of the symbols and main lens colors. Every single one of the circles becomes a billiard ball, vacillating between every single type of ball in sporadic patterns.
Conquest suddenly begins to levitate into the air, immobilized by its aura. Within moments, it has levitated directly above the main lens. Occasionally, three random circles on the zodiacal wheel spark weakly with three different colors of energy, seeming to crack the circles a minuscule amount each time. Gray, maroon, turquoise. Curiously, the gray and maroon only appear when the vacillating ball beneath is an 8-Ball and a 7-Ball, respectively.
I frantically pull levers and kick the control panel as Conquest is enveloped in a blinding seizure aura, occasionally deviating with the twenty-six other colors. The billiard balls begin to slowly rotate around the circles. They do not merely shift, but seem to follow some circuitous path in line with the circles, occasionally passing between the areas that do not posses a circle to reach another. The circles all abruptly shatter, seizure energy pulsing from the holes in the platform, all arcing toward Conquest. The tendrils all pierce the entity, unloading limitless energy into it in an impossibly harmful manner. What the hell is happening. I draw the Blank Wand, and point it at the control panel. However, I stop the second I hear a thundering thumping coming from the central lens. I slowly turn around, finding the lens nearly destroyed, cracked irreparably.
I stare as the massive central lens in the floor explodes after the central thing flashes with what appears to be two versions of the same symbol, shards of glass flying everywhere under the vacillating seizure lights pulsing into Conquest unendingly. A monolithic beam of flashing energy plows into Conquest, its immobility being the only thing keeping it from being completely and utterly annihilated. I stare, rather startled. The platform begins to shudder and crack, clearly unable to hold such unfathomable potency. I grab the paper I was using to note everything down and the Blank Wand, before disappearing in a flash of turquoise, reappearing on the ground below. The platform shatters entirely, a tower of unadulterated seizure energy slamming into Conquest with unrivaled potency. The platform is entirely annihilated instantaneously, cutting whatever portal, link, or imitation the lens might have had, ending the attack. Conquest drops to the ground several moments later, smoke of nearly every color radiating off of it.
Mind Symbol || Superconcentrated Mind Crystal = Charged Mind Symbol (6/6!)
I promptly attempt to alchemize Cursed Flames && Diluted Crimson Flame (1/???). May as well. As an afterthought, I also attempt Spatial Energies && Blank Spell Tome (1/???).
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==Turn 1==
Storm 11/50
Stone 11/50 +2 toErelye.
Entropy Ingot && Entropy Shard Sword == Disassembly 6/6
Wand of Basic Spells && Diluted Creation Energy == Wand of Minor Creation 3/6
==Action==
Crystal looks at the Wrath of Autocorrect, before wondering if Hostile entities have weaknesses like last game. Only one way to find out! He grabs the Wand of Basic Spells and summons a bunch of monkeys on typewriters, pounding out massively misspelled text. The Wrath of Autocorrect tries to correct all of the monkeys at once, but overstretches itself and takes damage from trying to do too many things at once! Crystal then summons a dictionary and just throws the book at the Wrath.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will use Dark Rush on Conquest.
Since the best way to beat godmodders is to be unpredictable, I summon Deadpool to help with the godmodders.
Hello! I'm Deadpool, and why am I here again? Oh right, destroying the godmodders. Sounds exciting. So lets start by dropping the incoming Update Post on Richard! Since the update post has so much text in it, it is superheavy and should smash Richard into a pulp. However, since it has no third dimension due to being rendered on a 2-dimensional web browser, it has an insanely sharp end, and instead of smashing Richard, cuts him in half instead. Also, whoever happens to be First Guardian right now should watch out for damage to the update post: it shouldnt shatter into a million pieces, but the bottom entry on the entities area may get smashed, which according to my knowledge on healthbars, translates into damages for the thing that happens to be the bottom entity in the update post.
Oh, and Crusher48? Yeah, you don't mind if I take over your updates, do you? (YES I TOTALLY DO!) No? Okay, I'll take over.
Also, something named EXOS sent a message to me. He said he was picking up a new ability (no clue what ability), and sent me a box! Don't worry, I didn't open the box. That also means I dont know what EXOS upgraded, whatever it is. If you want to know, you have to open the box.
EXOS Core: 8/20 endergy (-6 System Upgrade)
Active Abilities: 3
System Upgrade Lvl 1: Upgrades systems using endergy, allowing EXOS to either gain a new ability or upgrade an existing ability. Cost is equal to the combined level of all current abilities (currently 7).
Displaying even more of the Grimoire's usefulness, I summon a trio of Kamaitachi, charging straight for Conquest at the speed of wind, the first using a wave of wind to disorien Conquest, then the second slashes with long claws, and the third renders the wounds painless but unhealing.
==> What happened next?
Our Life Mage healed everyone as much as he could, the Space Mage warped out to get help, the Immortal went missing somewhere during the battle, and the Werecoyote had gone ahead to light the tower.
And I had the poor luck to fall off the tower.
I got lost in the Darkness, and washed up later in the world outside the city.
When I woke up, there was someone there who claimed to be waiting for me...
==> Do you enjoy teasing us or something?
Something like that. You asked for my story didn't you.
Entities:
Stray Phoenix: Healing Flaming Flying Car.
Inventory:
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Alchemy:
<Reposted; Mythic: I like the idea of having wings, but they're probably going to look out of place with my tail...
I guess humans do have advantages I don't, mainly the ability to wear certain things without looking ridiculous.
Welp, time to unleash my other charge. Since *someone* doesn't feel like validating me, I don't much feel like summoning an entity. Guess I'll have to do a charged attack instead.
Suddenly, a rift opens in the world, and a lone figure pops out. They appear to be incredibly similar to User0’s Minecraft avatar, except for an odd red aura about her and a noticeable lack of bloodstains. Upon examination, she appears to be Ubered. Permanently. By now, at least one of you has come to the conclusion that this is, in fact, Uber0. To be honest, I'm just bringing her in to make another hint at a world none of us have touched, nor would we truly care about it. What you *need* to know is that Uber0 is currently the Godmoder. Yeah, them's the breaks.
Thankfully, we've passed the "incompetence barrage" stage of typing in this game(for the most part) and nobody's really misspelling names, aside from a few hiccups in the start. Honestly, I'm probably not the best suited for introducing people, since I tend to ramble on incessantly, and that's just sloppy writing practices. Anyways, it appears that Uber0 has come to, however momentarily, beat up some suckers who thought they'd be able to best her. According to my notes, that's... Crusher and CubicCentimeter I mean CrypticCataclysm. Since Cryptic's not around anyways, probably falling apart emotionally over a city's fall, I guess Crusher, and by extension EXOS, is the only one to bear that wrath.
...Man, I really ramble way too much. ANYWAYS, Uber0 quickly draws the Blood Moon from her inventory(Oh hey looks like Tazz *didn't* mess my plans up horribly. Whew.) and cleaves EXOS in twain with a single blow. Welp, them's the breaks.
Lord Calzerb 25/25 (+1 from Irecreeper) Finished! Lord Calzerb(125,000/125,000 HP High Damage) (Can we give Spoils of War to our entities to drop and call them bosses?) Calzerb attacks the Hoenn starters!
Dominus Knight 1/6
300 Script && Minecraft Essence && Spear = THIS IS MINECRAFT!!!!!!! 3/4
Living Fire Block && Linked Blade && Molten Stuff/Hellstone = Firebrand 1/???
The n00b King tries to mine the rock he noticed by punching it with his shovel. 5 minutes later, It finally breaks!
Me and Past me shoot the Two Mewtwo.
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
Since every one want a piece of the knowledge I've found, just don't tell my char I gave you this.
The Finer Arts of Godmodding
I
know what you're thinking: an art as complex as godmodding is bound
to have a lot of finer points. And you'd be right. Considering that
the practice is limitless in its scope and potency, there sure is a
lot you can do with it. But what, exactly, can you do with it? Well,
that's what this chapter's about: exploring some of the things you
can do with godmodding, and are frequently employed by godmodders.
Let's
start.
Curses:
These show up a lot. Basically, Curses are intangible concepts that
directly alter the flow of battle, causing things to change
spontaneously. There are many different types of Curses, such as, for
example, a Curse of Snakes that causes snakes to randomly appear
every so often. This could be used offensively or defensively, to
attack or to block an attack. A very common curse to use is the Curse
of Repetitiveness, which makes it so that an attack used very often
will dwindle in power until it doesn't work at all.
The
Curses casted by lesser godmodders can expire after a set amount of
time or be destroyed altogether, typically by abstract means.
However, the Curses of higher godmodders can last for a long time,
and can keep going for years and years. This is why Curses are
renowned: for their length. They can really be pains in the block,
especially if you can't deal with them directly. For any allies of
the Godmodder, well, they can just lift the curse for them to work
around it.
Of
note: The effectiveness of a Curse is usually counterbalanced by
either the length of the Curse or the effort needed to manifest it,
and thus some are restricted to the higher echelons of godmodding
power. The Curse of Repetition is common and useful, because for
relatively low effort, this shuts down a great portion of most
non-descendant offensive. most weaker beings only have so many ways
of attacking, and even against Descendants this can be a stumbling
point.
Finally,
there are a series of powerful curses; hard to cast and maintain, but
extremely devastating. The Curse of Anti-Respawns, Anti-Entities, and
Anti-Charging completely denies the ability to resurrect from death
in any manner, the summoning of entities, and attacks that require
charging over an extended period of time, respectively. As for the
Curse of Linking, well, woe beget whoever is targeted with that one,
as that is capable of killing off all instances of a being if one
instance is killed...And if 'instance' sounds ill-defined to you,
that is precisely because it is; the Godmodder can assign the
instance to anything, though anything extremely ill-related to the
persons in question usually require more effort than is reasonable.
For video-game players: Your avatars are well-linked, so if you are
alone with a godmodder who wants you dead and is threatening to kill
you IRL as well (or anything reasonably similar), call for help
immediately!
Console
Mastery: This is very common, too. When you're dealing with
godmodders in a code-based universe, expect this to happen, even in
the lowest tiers of godmodders. Basically, godmodders tend to have
complete mastery over all admin commands in a game, and tend to be
completely immune to them if they're used by anyone other than actual
moderators/admins. This is why kicking/banning a godmodder will
never, ever work. The only chance it would is if an actual moderator
or admin casted the ban, and even then, the godmodder (depending on
his power level) would use an Outside Administration hack to rejoin.
Using
their mastery of console commands, the godmodder can basically do
whatever they want in the confines of the universe, such as summoning
any item they want, even those that don't normally exist in the
universe's coding at all, summoning mobs and entities, teleporting
themselves around, and many other things. More complex uses of this
ability can result in massive war machines, generation of entire
environments, and more. This usually ties into...
Mod
Mastery: This is explored deeper in a related section, but long story
short, if you have ever gone onto a multiplayer server in a video
game and found that, for no explainable reason, there are just a ton
of mods that you never downloaded and your computer is suddenly
running smoother than slicked ice despite the implication of it
taking computational power that doesn't even EXIST, this is a
godmodder's work (and unless you know him/her you should log off
immediately). Common in almost all tiers of godmodding, Mod Mastery
represents a godmodders access to infinite mods. Well, sort of. In
truth, this is due to how reality works: all video games are
simultaniously code-based universes, with far more detail than the
computers could usually handle. This is a reflection of the godmodder
bringing in a lot more detail into the equation, using and
implementing codes that represent objects that simply are there in a
Code-based universe, but aren't in the video-game equivalent. This
has been used to allow other godmodders to ascend in the past, in the
rare case they want to make a posse of godmodding buddies for
whatever reason (as the sight of these objects can start to lead to
the revelations that it's not a game, and therefore begin the process
of becoming godmodders), but more often than not its simply to test
the limits of their abilities and have a far more versatile range of
toys to play with.
Altgeddon:
This is usually common in high-tiers who can master this skill,
though you can see some of this even in lower tiers. This is another
big reason as to why banning will never work: godmodders tend to have
insane amounts of alternate beings for any given world. For
code-based universes, this is represented by effectively infinite
accounts. This will commonly be used to deflect any viruses or bans
sent at a godmodder; sure, you got ONE account, but they can just
switch in a flash! At the highest levels, these alts can literally be
infinite! A truly masterful Godmodder can learn how to control these
alternates all at once-that being said, the ability to manipulate all
the alternates simultaneously has only ever been mastered by one
Godmodder. For more information on her, see the section on UserZero.
Computergeddon:
This is mastered only by the strongest godmodders in existence,
though less-skilled use of it is found up to mid-tier. Just like
godmodders will have lots of alts, godmodders also will have lots of
computers. This is very commonly employed to prevent pesky viruses
from taking out a godmodder's computer. Similar in concept to
altgeddon. Notably, even if you did somehow physically destroy all of
a godmodder's computers, all a godmodder will actually need is a
single computer-every other computer is in a rather dubious state of
existence, and can appear/disappear and be accessed as long as the
godmodder has access to one computer, ANY computer. It doesn't matter
which.
The
Veil: The Veil is employed by high-level godmodders. It basically
completely obscures their personal life, making it so players
attacking them will never, EVER be able to find out any personal
information from them. They could find out things like a first name
or what their house LOOKS like, but things like their appearance,
their address, their parentage, their workplace, and many others will
convienently be off-limits. And for good reason: it completely
dispels any attacks sent at the real godmodder controlling the ingame
avatar! How can you attack him if you don't know where he lives?
Despite
the fact it seems to only serve to merely obscure the godmodder, this
is also an incredibly useful defensive measure. If you happen to know
the general area where a godmodder lives, even if you don't know
specifically, it is still completely useless to attack them with mass
bombardment or some fancy new-wave trick, as despite your attempts to
literally blow up everything at once, you will find that the
godmodder will have been veiled from the destruction. this can work
on things up to unviersal annihilation ordained by the Conflict, so
it is safe to say that unless you can somehow penetrate the Veil (a
section that will get its own article up as soon as I get more
research done), you will never truly kill the godmodder.
The
Trials: Unconsciously employed by a majority of Godmodders, but only
truly mastered by the Omega-Plus Godmodders and Psi, these are the
most complex of all known Godmodding abilities known thus far. As the
name implies, a Trial is a herculean task assigned by the Godmodder.
Until it is completed, the Godmodder is invincible. Now, here's the
kicker-first off, it's not known WHY the Godmodder is invincible!
They just happen to be invincible! Theoretical testing proves that,
if a Trial isn't completed, they could theoretically survive
existence-ending events such as a Spiral Nemesis! (A section on
paradoxes is to come later). Narrative and/or Conflict intervention
is minimal at best and nonexistent for the most part! The other
oddity is, the existence of the trials, being a surefire way to harm
the godmodder (if completed), usually empowers said godmodder while
the Trial stands! Expect to see feats of incredible power even for
the godmodder in question! It seems the Trials do override, or at
least weaken, some curses if they conflict: in particular, as
damaging the godmodder through multiple trials is repetitive, you
would expect the curse of Repetetiveness to step in and make the
godmodder completely invincible at some point, but the Trial will
make sure that you will eke out a singular point of damage upon
completion no matter what! A godmodder will only resort to these when
desperate, and the difficulty of the trial at hand will usually link
to the power of the godmodder; the more incredible the feat, the
strogner the godmodder you are dealing with!
Oddly
enough, the most simple trial is the summoning of an extremely
powerful entity, known only as the Boss. If the boss is slain, it
will do damage; an unconscious trial that most Godmodders do not even
know about! This is usually all you'll see about Trials until you get
to the major Godmodders mentioned above, who have proven to make
quite the spectacle out of them!
One
last thing: don't expect a trial out of damaging the godmodder.
Godmodders are invincible during a Trial, so a Trial about harming
them, despite the implications, won't relieve the invulnerability; of
course, this itself requires the godmodder to be infinitely strong,
so the idea is a bust in practice.
I'll
edit this section when I find more of these. Of course, there are
several ones I didn't mention: the Terrors, the Wayback Machine, the
Turrets and the Titans. But these are so important, they get their
own sections later on!
/null
I glance at the Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade warily. Why does this exist? The answer, of course, is that it shouldn't, and that I should burn it immediately and with excessive hostility.
As such, I proceed to ignite one, directly within the blob. Sorcerous energies swirl about, giving the flame undying and eternal qualities. Instantly, the inferno roars into the air with renewed vigor, the core of the thing occasionally throbbing with an accursed light. Let's see if this will function in any way whatsoever.
With a thought, the blaze burns hotter, the air around the Blob growing particularly stressed, ionizing nigh-instantaneously. The hydrogen, oxygen, and nitrogen plasma proceeds to careen directly into the Blob, attempting to evaporate the beast with sheer heat alone. Regardless of whether or not it succeeds, I snap my fingers. Moments later, the flames begin to pulse and vibrate, shifting to some other form.
The Blob is suddenly surrounded by an apparent irregular mass of pure destructive energies, a Red Sea of a power level far less than what one might expect, given that its namesake is in no way related to this attack. This Red Sea encompasses the Blob, malformed essence and reeking energies assailing the being with unfathomable power, of a sort. I take several steps in a backward direction, examining the Blob's prison carefully. I wait. Slowly, imperceptibly, dark, smooth eels of some description dive from nonspecific points around the Red Sea, and plunge into its depths.
The eels swim about in this demoniac sea of energy, releasing the occasional burst of pure energy into the Blob effortlessly. With a thought, the Blob solidifies. This will be so much easier.
Instantly, the esoteric eels react, sinking excessively sharp fangs into the Blob. I telekinetically force these fangs to sink ever deeper into the Blob, before twitching my wrist. The souls of the eels (and hopefully the existence of the Blob with it) are rent to shreds irreparably, scarring the very fabric of the universe indelibly, my mere presence crushing their physical essence into atoms. I drag these shards out of the eels with my mind, and examine them, frowning as I peer under my goggles. These are smaller than I expected. Interesting.
The shards of essence shimmer darkly in the air, inexplicably becoming visible to the naked eye. The shards crystallize in moments, forming pale red shards of congealed souls and shattered dreams. I curl my fingers up, and the shards absorb the entirety of the energy of this miniature Red Sea, leaving the Blob exposed once more.
With a mere wave of my hand, the shards smash into each other, and red energy spurts from the construct, vibrating and pulsating with the heat of a thousand stars. The pure energy swoops toward the Blob, piercing it in moments. Then, waves of curling electricity sweep around the surface of this stream, before plowing into the Blob with an intensity that smashes the entity to the ground.
The mass of red shards slams into the Blob, tearing into it with inordinately swift speed. Eldritch sorcery pulses into the thing as the shard explodes. Evidently, it explodes from sheer lack of inspiration. Woo.
I do NOT examine the Spellslinger, as you have already provided a description.
Mind Symbol || Superconcentrated Mind Crystal = Charged Mind Symbol (5/6)
Ebony Wand && Essence of the Twins && Revolver = Spellslinger (5/5!)
(+2 to Generic)
(Spatial) Maelstrom 14/30 //////////////////////////////.
(Scarlet) Sunslammer: 31/50 (+1 from Nimble) ///////////////////////////////////////////////////.
That backfired. Looks like I can use it for defense…
Shadow of Limbo… Execute: SHATTER.
The glowing eyes on the Shadow look at each other…
It's colors become more and more separated, one side pure purple and the other pure black. The eyes change color to match their sides. The two parts start splitting and…
SHATTER
This event, named after the war between two split personalities, is a more direct approach of the word, in which the Shadow of Limbo literally shatters.
And it does. It suddenly splits into a black and purple part. Both floating blobs with white eyes. The black one, Essence of the Destroyed. Purple, Spirit of Destruction.
Fourth Wall && Black Hole in a Jar = Ultracondensed Wall (Level 5: 4/6)
Anti-Tuba Gel && Optic Implant = Anti-Tuba Optic Implant (Level ?: 1/?)
Richard, this new should prevent you from even seeing Tubas, so they won't affect you.
18 Ferropper && (Gameboys && Nokia phones) = 18 Bedrock^2 Ingots (Level 5: 6/6) DONE
6/50 Life (+2 from TheDrivingLlama)
+2 to TheDrivingLlama.
1 Raspberry Pi
1 of any book
1 Empty Taglocks
1 Richard Taglock
1 Popcorn
Bane of Lapis
Ender Matrix
Journal #-1
Black Hole in a Jar
18 Bedrock^2 Ingots
I'm bored, so let's do something fun.
Fun ThingDuke Fishronsupar dark sharkron. After UserZero has... er... gone throughDuke Fishronsupar dark sharkron, she gets stung by a thousand Portuguese man o' war jellyfish, and then thrown onto the surface by Chuck Dolphin, where she gets bodyshot by a million gibus snipers. When she finally makes her way back to the Battlefield, there's just a sign that says that the real Battlefield is around 2000 miles away.Quote: 24/50
Melia: 10/50
It's High Noon
I hit the PZ entity (Expect the Pet Rock *What pet rock?*) with my 100x Fist
??? 23/50 +1 from Irecreeper
Elite Swordmaster 16/30
+1 to Talist, +1 Irecreeper
Sword && Laser Gun (3/?)
Sharp Katana && Plasma essence (3/?)
My Items:
Fountain of Life: (Power Rank I) Heals the target for increased healing.
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
"Ring ring. ring ring"
hey godmodder... I think your phone is ringing
come on pick up... pick up...
You may want to specify UserZero, there. Also, to everyone, let's get attacking!
/null
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
The Module of advanced machining is installed in the Portable factory.
Charges
Inter Multiversal Team of Engineers 10/20
Absorbing energy from my surroundings 15/16 (I added one to the original value that was 15, if this is not possible please consider the charge over at 15 and I'll explain it next turn, if the last option is not possible consider my charge stopped at 14)
Module || (energy field generators && particle beams generators) = Module of Extreme Metallurgy (Level 5: 5/6)
Module || (advanced multi tool && robotic hands) = Module of advanced machining (Level 4: 5/5) Complete!
thanks for telling me
"Ring ring. ring ring"
hey
godmodderUserZero... I think your phone is ringingcome on pick up... pick up...
The Balloon Whelp floats over to either the Kanto Starters or the Two Mewtwo and claws at it.
Charges:
The first companion: 20/50
Slightly less red of a redshirt: 17/25 got +5 total
+1 to Mythic, +1 to JonDanger
Alchemies:
Stone Mace && battery && Tesla coil = Charged Mace 3/5
Metal box && light bulb && bar of soap && water bottle && black electrical wire && piano keys && water bottle && glove = Ekog Clock 2/?? Could I actually make this?
And if we're going to argue over Hearthstone weapons, the Doomhammer isn't actually that good. It's outclassed by Truesilver, Charged Mace, Death's Bite, and of course, the Fiery Win Axe. And epic cards are often worst than common ones. Take for example, the WORST non token weapon in the game. You think a 1/4 for 1 weapon is bad? Try adding 3 to the mana cost and removing a durability point. There you go, enjoy the Poisoned Blade. It sucks. And it's an epic. If Light's Justice doesn't even get level one, what would that be? Have I mentioned that it sucks?
Hey, my actual action is down here.
Gail looks up from her alchemy to see the Balloon Whelp slowly drifting towards her.
Qieou... Lingies qie?
(What... hello... who...)
She sees how it looks really deflated and decides to help it out. She sits down and lets her long ears flow in the wind. Slowly opening her eyes, the wind picks up and starts spinning around her in a slow draft. She gets up again and brings her miniature tornado with her towards the Balloon Whelp, slowly speeding up the wind as she walks. Once she reaches it, she tilts her head down and lets the winds flow into the Balloon Whelp, reinflating it somewhat.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
every self-respecting video game needs a very easy minigame of simon says: 15/25 15/25
All too easy. You just walked RIGHT INTO my first intention of getting immunity to attacks from the current most threatening army, Zero. Do you want to know what you just gave me?
Thanks to you not explaining how I came back, since I am the person of interest, I have all rights to fill it in. I now have this on my wall for safekeeping, because this one sentence can go a LOT farther for me.
And now that I have the threat of destroying you at any time looming overhead, now to ask you the questions here. How much would you be willing to pay in +1's for an attack from me to your...opposition?
I summon some boneswords to attack random PZ entities.
Come to kspcity! Transportation
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/tra
Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind
Interdimensional Pocket Watch (Level 4: 5/5) DONE
Rashki, with his new watch hits Conquest with the watch's face, while pressing the set button, trapping it inside
The Cavalry (x28 automatons) 5/50 (+2 from Nimble)
Shia Labeouf 6/15
Interdim. Pocket Watch && (Curruption && Bugs) = Farlands Portal 1/?
+2 to Nimble
I examine the Charged Mind Symbol.
Moments later, I stare unblinkingly in Conquest's direction. Blocks of dirt and grass soar up from the ground, all impacting a certain point in space and time, before smashing together, and forming what appears to be a massive observatory platform, forged of mud and vegetation. The dirt and grass all dissolve into green and brown fluid which pours off of the objects, leaving behind a monolithic metal observatory platform. Of course, this will not work with this plane's astrological function, seeing as it is utterly useless. This universe's astrological function, that is.
A minute afterward, the platform's lens extension glows with a strange fuchsia light, before everything goes dark in a sizable area. By dark, I mean completely and utterly pitch. It is essentially impossible to see. Twelve perfect circles place symmetrically around the near-rim of the platform flicker with white light, flashing occasionally.
I peer through one of the observational lenses, examining the source of the fuchsia light. Viewing this thing alone is said to be able to kill you. I don't know why. It is but a mere flickering light somewhere in the sky of the void, likely some sort of star. Conquest is frozen in place, unable to advance forward. Disregard the symbolism. The white light shifts to black, still illuminating the endless darkness rather well with the fuchsia. The lights all flicker off, leaving the large lens emitting fuchsia at the very center the only source of light, along with a sense of some sort of… beta energy. Let us see if I can weaponize it.
Suddenly, one of the circles begins to emit phosphorescent black light once more. However, this circle holds the visage of the Amethyst Mark. Why is that there? Why has the former symbol of Grayhold Citadel suddenly just appeared on one of the circles on this device designed to look at a fuchsia light I once recorded the position of after I saw it in the sky? The circle two spaces clockwise lights up next, this one displaying the visage of a strange burgundy symbol which seems rather esoteric. I literally have no idea what is occurring. I stare at the circles in mild confusion.
The next circle two spaces clockwise is illuminated, showing a cobalt symbol. The next, a grenadier symbol which is still wholly unknown to me, like all of the others proceeding the amethyst one. Following the grenadier mark, a jade symbol and a gold symbol appear, respectively. The circles all begin to flash occasionally with the color of the mark they hold upon them. Every circle save the one holding the jade mark begins to crack.
I continue to watch the flashing of the symbols, before they all shift a space clockwise. They proceed to shift two to the right, and back to their initial positions, the fuchsia lens in the center glowing with immense potency. Conquest begins to flash with the colors of the six signs upon the circles, unable to move. Then, everything goes dark. I rush over to the operation platform, attempting to recalibrate the thing frantically. I do not even begin to do so, as the central lens glows a vibrant blue, seeming to hold some sense of being before, first. Some sort of alpha energy, I suppose, instead of some weakened, writhing delta energy, for example. The twelve circles all glow with black light, before vanishing once more. When they reappear, they all bear images of odd symbols I literally have no knowledge on whatsoever. What is with this thing? I kick the control panel of the platform. The symbols are flashing and shifting in position rapidly. Rust, bronze, gold, gray flashing red occasionally, olive, jade, teal, cerulean, indigo, purple, violet, and then fuchsia. Odd. Conquest's aura of immobility extends to include these colors, as well as the ones from earlier. The circles with the jade, purple, gray/red, teal, and cerulean begin to crack as well, at a rate much further than that of the initial collection of symbols.
I pull a few levers on the control panel, only to find the circles are all lightless yet again. The lens, darkened, lights once more, this time a vibrant red with the same sense of some sort of alpha as before. This time, eight of the circles burst to life, though one might see that their backdrops are pure white. These symbols are far more understandable. Green ghost flashing blue, red disc, blue atom flashing green, red disc, orchid horror, cyan beast, pink cat, orange hat, emerald terror, you get the idea. Colors and mayhem. The circles begin to rotate rather swiftly, the cracks forming at a rate exactly the same as the twelve from before. Conquest's aura flashes with these eight colors, along with the other eighteen.
The lens darkens, and the circles shut off once more. The only light source in the area is Conquest's aura. I kick the control panel once more, cursing under my breath. The thing flickers to life once more, and what is going on this time. The main lens has essentially become an automatic seizure machine that still has this sense of alpha, flashing a variety of colors, each position too swift in rotating to note down, as I have been doing with all of the symbols and main lens colors. Every single one of the circles becomes a billiard ball, vacillating between every single type of ball in sporadic patterns.
Conquest suddenly begins to levitate into the air, immobilized by its aura. Within moments, it has levitated directly above the main lens. Occasionally, three random circles on the zodiacal wheel spark weakly with three different colors of energy, seeming to crack the circles a minuscule amount each time. Gray, maroon, turquoise. Curiously, the gray and maroon only appear when the vacillating ball beneath is an 8-Ball and a 7-Ball, respectively.
I frantically pull levers and kick the control panel as Conquest is enveloped in a blinding seizure aura, occasionally deviating with the twenty-six other colors. The billiard balls begin to slowly rotate around the circles. They do not merely shift, but seem to follow some circuitous path in line with the circles, occasionally passing between the areas that do not posses a circle to reach another. The circles all abruptly shatter, seizure energy pulsing from the holes in the platform, all arcing toward Conquest. The tendrils all pierce the entity, unloading limitless energy into it in an impossibly harmful manner. What the hell is happening. I draw the Blank Wand, and point it at the control panel. However, I stop the second I hear a thundering thumping coming from the central lens. I slowly turn around, finding the lens nearly destroyed, cracked irreparably.
I stare as the massive central lens in the floor explodes after the central thing flashes with what appears to be two versions of the same symbol, shards of glass flying everywhere under the vacillating seizure lights pulsing into Conquest unendingly. A monolithic beam of flashing energy plows into Conquest, its immobility being the only thing keeping it from being completely and utterly annihilated. I stare, rather startled. The platform begins to shudder and crack, clearly unable to hold such unfathomable potency. I grab the paper I was using to note everything down and the Blank Wand, before disappearing in a flash of turquoise, reappearing on the ground below. The platform shatters entirely, a tower of unadulterated seizure energy slamming into Conquest with unrivaled potency. The platform is entirely annihilated instantaneously, cutting whatever portal, link, or imitation the lens might have had, ending the attack. Conquest drops to the ground several moments later, smoke of nearly every color radiating off of it.
Mind Symbol || Superconcentrated Mind Crystal = Charged Mind Symbol (6/6!)
I promptly attempt to alchemize Cursed Flames && Diluted Crimson Flame (1/???). May as well. As an afterthought, I also attempt Spatial Energies && Blank Spell Tome (1/???).
(+2 to Generic)
(Spatial) Maelstrom 15/30 //////////////////////////////.
(Scarlet) Sunslammer: 32/50 ///////////////////////////////////////////////////.
==Turn 1==
Storm 11/50
Stone 11/50
+2 to Erelye.
Entropy Ingot && Entropy Shard Sword == Disassembly 6/6
Wand of Basic Spells && Diluted Creation Energy == Wand of Minor Creation 3/6
==Action==
Crystal looks at the Wrath of Autocorrect, before wondering if Hostile entities have weaknesses like last game. Only one way to find out! He grabs the Wand of Basic Spells and summons a bunch of monkeys on typewriters, pounding out massively misspelled text. The Wrath of Autocorrect tries to correct all of the monkeys at once, but overstretches itself and takes damage from trying to do too many things at once! Crystal then summons a dictionary and just throws the book at the Wrath.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will use Dark Rush on Conquest.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
You can just edit your post, you know.
/null
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
10/25 Alternate End
2/2 Tactical Maneuver Pearl
Since the best way to beat godmodders is to be unpredictable, I summon Deadpool to help with the godmodders.
Hello! I'm Deadpool, and why am I here again? Oh right, destroying the godmodders. Sounds exciting. So lets start by dropping the incoming Update Post on Richard! Since the update post has so much text in it, it is superheavy and should smash Richard into a pulp. However, since it has no third dimension due to being rendered on a 2-dimensional web browser, it has an insanely sharp end, and instead of smashing Richard, cuts him in half instead. Also, whoever happens to be First Guardian right now should watch out for damage to the update post: it shouldnt shatter into a million pieces, but the bottom entry on the entities area may get smashed, which according to my knowledge on healthbars, translates into damages for the thing that happens to be the bottom entity in the update post.
Oh, and Crusher48? Yeah, you don't mind if I take over your updates, do you? (YES I TOTALLY DO!) No? Okay, I'll take over.
Also, something named EXOS sent a message to me. He said he was picking up a new ability (no clue what ability), and sent me a box! Don't worry, I didn't open the box. That also means I dont know what EXOS upgraded, whatever it is. If you want to know, you have to open the box.
EXOS Core: 8/20 endergy (-6 System Upgrade)
Active Abilities: 3
System Upgrade Lvl 1: Upgrades systems using endergy, allowing EXOS to either gain a new ability or upgrade an existing ability. Cost is equal to the combined level of all current abilities (currently 7).
Endergize Lvl 2: gathers endergy, gaining 5 endergy.
Void Bolt Lvl 1: Blasts a target on the battlefield with a Void Bolt from the skies, dealing 1000 damage per point of Endergy used.
Void Shield Lvl 1: Shields a target. The shields block 1000 damage per point of endergy used, and do not regenerate normally.
Passive Abilities: 1
Ender Generator Lvl 1: At the end of each OP post, generates 1 Endergy.
Ender Accumulation Lvl 1: Gains 10% interest on accumulated Endergy (for every 10 Endergy obtained, gains 1 Endergy after each update)
OOC: Deadpool will take over my action (though not EXOS's action) until he gets bored (cumulative 2% chance per post of getting bored).
Displaying even more of the Grimoire's usefulness, I summon a trio of Kamaitachi, charging straight for Conquest at the speed of wind, the first using a wave of wind to disorien Conquest, then the second slashes with long claws, and the third renders the wounds painless but unhealing.
==> What happened next?
Our Life Mage healed everyone as much as he could, the Space Mage warped out to get help, the Immortal went missing somewhere during the battle, and the Werecoyote had gone ahead to light the tower.
And I had the poor luck to fall off the tower.
I got lost in the Darkness, and washed up later in the world outside the city.
When I woke up, there was someone there who claimed to be waiting for me...
==> Do you enjoy teasing us or something?
Something like that. You asked for my story didn't you.
Entities:
Stray Phoenix: Healing Flaming Flying Car.
Inventory:
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Alchemy:
<Reposted; Mythic: I like the idea of having wings, but they're probably going to look out of place with my tail...
I guess humans do have advantages I don't, mainly the ability to wear certain things without looking ridiculous.
Cosplay Wings && Werecreature Proof outfit = Winged Hunter Cosplay (Level 1: 2/2) [Technically finished 2 turns ago]>
Zweihander && Grimore for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts = Sword of Beast Summoning (Level 4: 3/5)
Charges:
Corridors of Darkness?: 8/25 (+2 from Richard, +1 from Talist)
New Charge: 1/15
Boosts:
+1 for Twin
+1 for Talist
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
50/50 The Myth, The Misspelling, The Legend
Let's start a new charge, I guess.
4/50 This World... +2 from Richard, +1 from Bomber
4/50 Has No Need For Gods +2 from Erelye, +1 from Bomber
+2 Crystal
Gnu News Gun && Infinite Gnu Supply 4/5
Express Delivery && Postclaim Essence = The Mailsnatcher (Level 4: 2/5)
Welp, time to unleash my other charge. Since *someone* doesn't feel like validating me, I don't much feel like summoning an entity. Guess I'll have to do a charged attack instead.
Suddenly, a rift opens in the world, and a lone figure pops out. They appear to be incredibly similar to User0’s Minecraft avatar, except for an odd red aura about her and a noticeable lack of bloodstains. Upon examination, she appears to be Ubered. Permanently. By now, at least one of you has come to the conclusion that this is, in fact, Uber0. To be honest, I'm just bringing her in to make another hint at a world none of us have touched, nor would we truly care about it. What you *need* to know is that Uber0 is currently the Godmoder. Yeah, them's the breaks.
Thankfully, we've passed the "incompetence barrage" stage of typing in this game(for the most part) and nobody's really misspelling names, aside from a few hiccups in the start. Honestly, I'm probably not the best suited for introducing people, since I tend to ramble on incessantly, and that's just sloppy writing practices. Anyways, it appears that Uber0 has come to, however momentarily, beat up some suckers who thought they'd be able to best her. According to my notes, that's... Crusher and CubicCentimeter I mean CrypticCataclysm. Since Cryptic's not around anyways, probably falling apart emotionally over a city's fall, I guess Crusher, and by extension EXOS, is the only one to bear that wrath.
...Man, I really ramble way too much. ANYWAYS, Uber0 quickly draws the Blood Moon from her inventory(Oh hey looks like Tazz *didn't* mess my plans up horribly. Whew.) and cleaves EXOS in twain with a single blow. Welp, them's the breaks.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Lord Calzerb 25/25 (+1 from Irecreeper) Finished! Lord Calzerb(125,000/125,000 HP High Damage) (Can we give Spoils of War to our entities to drop and call them bosses?) Calzerb attacks the Hoenn starters!
Dominus Knight 1/6
300 Script && Minecraft Essence && Spear = THIS IS MINECRAFT!!!!!!! 3/4
Living Fire Block && Linked Blade && Molten Stuff/Hellstone = Firebrand 1/???
The n00b King tries to mine the rock he noticed by punching it with his shovel. 5 minutes later, It finally breaks!
Me and Past me shoot the Two Mewtwo.
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War, war never changes.
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