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. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
I defect to the PZs. Richard, curious about what that incredibly tiny text is, strains with all his might to read it... despite, his best efforts, he can't quite make it out! He strains harder and harder, focusing all his energy that would otherwise be put towards blocking attacks into the matter!
I approach with perfect stealth mode from behind, with a giant custard pie...
SPLAT! ALL OVER HIS HAIR! IT'LL TAKE LITERALLY WEEKS TO WASH IT ALL OUT!
???: 13/30 ============================== (+1 from Tazz, +2 from Twin)
Bomber begins charging a spell, ready to unleash the full power of his Grim Patrons.
Bloodlust: 1/10 ==========
+2 Erelye
Bomber pulls out Da Shooty Bolter, taking a brief moment to admire the ramshackle craftsmanship, or lack of craftsmanship thereof. Ork weaponry was one of the largest enigmas to the majority of the population, but Bomber had a grasp on how it works. All Orks produce a gestalt psychic field that grows in power the more Orks enjoy themselves as well as the more Orks believe in one thing. For example, if all Orks believe that painting their Trukks red will make them go faster, then it actually will! The Ork war machine is a terrifying sight to behold, at least for anyone on the receiving end of it. Seemingly endless tides of green, charging at you with Choppas and Shootas blazing. Within that horde, terrifying mechanical constructs built by the thinky types of Orks, such as Meks.
Da Shooty Bolter isn't a true Ork weapon, as its roots trace back to the Imperial Bolter. It was all made possible by the Alchemiter, and might be more powerful than the standard ork Shoota or Slugga. Finished admiring the weapon, Bomber takes aim at Conquest, and unloads a large amount of shots into him. Round after round was ejected from the gun and sent careening through Conquest's flesh, and that of his mount as well. This was even greater than the amount produced by the Twin-Linked Bolter. On top of that, it produced a loud noise that could only be described as DAKKA. Bomber couldn't help but break his relatively stoic demeanor for a moment, yelling with glee as he fired.
"HAHAHAHA. DAKKA!"
Bomber orders the Grim Patrons to continue their assault on Conquest, wanting to bring him to his knees.
Da Shooty Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 2" = Da Shootier Bolter (2/?)
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. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
I parry TT's attack with a magnifying glass, and use said magnifying glass to start a fire on a random PZ entity.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
OK, because I forgot to tell anyone (because it seemed, initially, that everyone already knew): A few turns back the lowered Charge cap was lifted. However, you can't raise your charge's endpoint once it's made. Because I forgot to say this earlier, anyone who is now violating those rules is now will only have their charges start decaying now.
I'm finding myself annoyed. I had posts from the last two rounds, and they seem to have spontaneously ceased to have ever existed. Is there any reason my post would not have gone through? I made those posts via iPad, if that means anything.
Kanohi Hau Nuva: 11/25
Skarmory: 10/25
Sitrus powder: Shoud be ready with 4/4
Magic Gun && Tracer: 2/?
Setting up a stove, I turn the heat up to boil the animate gatorade
3,000 damage to the Animated Gatorade!
Sitrus Powder: A one-time use item to provide two turns of Regeneration for 1/8th of their HP each.
So, in the spoiler is my thought on the Veil, and Tazz's response:
By that idea that the avatar is weaker than the god, my physical body is far stronger than my avatar on the field. Which sort of balances out any fight between those people that are overpowered and UserZero (Piono, Engie, Twin as a Guardian, and me, among others I am probably forgetting), especially with the fact that I have an entire arsenal of anything I want. Simply put, the way that such a confrontation would work is that both of us would have the OP scale removed, according to you. Honestly, while this may not be the original interpretation that TT2000 was going for, this fixes a plothole! Originally, Richard at least (maybe not UserZero) was an ordinary man, who just had an extremely well defended home. I think when TT2000 was asked why the OP scale didn't effect him, he replied that Richard was juuust on the edge of the OP scale, but not high enough to go past the tipping point to be nerfed.
No offense, TT, but I think this works better. The godmodders are nerfed as well, it's just that they are so much more powerful than anyone else, that the nerf is still a magnitude stronger than anyone else. Which brings me to my attack. Or at the very least, my speech before my attack, which shall occur when the update is done.
Basically, Richard is an ordinary man, albeit one with immense coding skill (or whatever else drives godmodding in this topsy-turvy world so many have contributed to make it what it is), who barely survived an explosion. He can die to a weapon as easily as another man could. Uzi is no man, and she's not an ordinary woman. My explanation is below in the attack.
As far as my second comment, when did I insult Mewtwo? All I said was that he got two megaevolutions, and Charizard should not have joined the only Pokemon ever considered the most powerful, bar none, in that category. (Until Self-Megaevolving Rayquaza, at least) Unless he's somehow angry about me insulting Charizard, which goes against any interpretation of Mewtwo ever, even the one in Subpar Smesh Brah.
+2 The Topazian
25/50 (I'd say I'm already halfway there! Halfway there! Halfway there!) Elizabeth
5/5 Song Combo Attack
6 primates, one with a turntable, fall onto the battlefield and start attacking random PZ entities. All except for the one with the turntable, he puts a record on and
Here-Here-Here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap
Huh!!
DK! Donkey Kong!
So, this attack works like this. It's a combo attack, that has 5 more stages. The more stages, the more powerful the attack.
How do others add more stages? Simple! If you know the words, you can join in too! Add the next verse in your attack.
I take another look at the response to my attack above, and start. Let's just say I have two pages open: one to this forum, and one to the server. What, was the 4th wall supposed to be intact?
"Wait, what did you just write, Tazz? Oh, that's perfect. That's absolutely WONDERFUL. I finally get to see someone else who may be like me and she's a complete psychopath. Am I cursed to never see anyone like me who hasn't gone completely bonkers?"
All of a sudden, I start. I give a thin, small smile, and look directly at UserZero.
"That's it. I've figured it out. Though, to be quite honest, it wasn't that hard when I thought about it. Richard? You know why she can do things no other Godmodder can? That goo trick and similar? UserZero. You are. Not. Quite. Human. I mean, that's alright, I'm not quite human either, and there are a couple of people here who are entirely inhuman. But you are something...other. I will not say above or below, but you are different. (Inner thoughts: It could be like me, somewhat changed, but still mostly human, or we could be dealing with a cosmic horror of some sort. Who are you, UserZero? More than that, WHAT are you?)?"
I'll start with the alchemies, might as well join in.
1/??
Perfect scored SAT && The Essence of Stupidity (Sarah Palin's barely existent brain): Knowledge of Lies and Liars
On your response: Retcons happened. I didn't make the retcons, but they happened. Richard is not an ordinary man at this point, nor is any Godmodder (and keeping it that way would make other, more relevant plot holes: What about Piono and Alpha, both Godmodders and full-on Minecraftians with no-one controlling them? Being amazing coders do not justify their existence). As for your fight, I took all of that into account. You will still lose. I may have exaggerated her killspeed, but ultimately she would still kill you without a scratch.
Combo started! 6,000 damage to Conquest!
UserZero seems to completely ignore you. Well, she probably didn't, but it's more accurate to say she didn't care for what you said at all.
As Elizabeth was initially capped at 25, that charge is finished and will start decaying.
1/??
Perfect scored SAT && The Essence of Stupidity: Knowledge of Lies and Liars (Level 0: 1/1)
Knowledge of Lies and Liars: An Oxymoron. More seriously, a paper laced with the power of stupidity. It decreases the intelligence of all who hold it, including you, right now. My advice? Burn this with a flamethrower, freeze the ashes, and then take the frozen ashes and throw the whole thing into the nearest oblivion furnace.
Lord Calzerb 23/25
Neo 5/5 Finished! Neo (25000/25000 HP: Highly Evasive) Summoned! He shoots his twin pistols at the Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade!
300 Script && Minecraft Essence && Spear = THIS IS MINECRAFT!!!!!!! 2/4
Axe && Spear && Sword = The All in 1 Weapon 2/2 Finished! I test it on the Hoenn Starters!
You know how to get places faster? I pull out a rocket launcher. Rockets. I shoot away diagonally to propel myself towards Yggdrasil!
Past me does a HADOUKEN! on the Angel. We're all unholy.
The N00b King mines straight down. He then comes jumping out and whacks the Pretzel Elementals!
Neo summoned! He will do as you say.
UserZero leaps up to meet you in midair and throws you back down, whereupon she crushes you with a chair! She won't let you just walk there-fight for every inch!
I'm fairly sure the Angel is dead, as are those Pretzel Elementals.
Holocrom Datea Storige: This cube-shaped device can store a lot of information and take it back out for future viewing. Except, everything put into it will be riddled with misspellings, because it was crafted with misspelled versions of Star Wars stuff.
Twisty Puzzles Military Base deploys 3,500 repair cubes, 500 attack cubes and no defense cubes. The attack cubes will attack the Hoenn Starters. The base itself will attack the Splat Charger Inkling.
The Sentient Conway's Game of Life Structure will attack Conquest.
Action
I pull out a flamethrower from the Weaponsmith's Briefcase and set the n00b king on fire with it. I then have a little fun with the n00b king's new combusting state by transmuting every atom in the remaining part of its body to hydrogen, causing the n00b king to go full Hindenburg.
@Tazz I accidentally forgot to say that UserZero had her mind annihilated by the realization (caused by Total Perspective Vortex), that damn spam filter deleted my post and I forgot to write this insignificant detail.
This nerve gun doesn't work properly and the portable factory has stopped... this is strange
I need to make a test...
Said so he flies away over his throne at match speed, after reaching an height of approximately 8000 metres he stops.
Firstly he creates a cube of iron (1 m³) moving random atoms of matter around him and turning them in the appropriate form and order in such a way that the cube is pure.
Later he just moves his hands and through magic he creates another cube of iron of the same dimension of the first one and completely pure just like the other one .
He wishes to analyse them to see if they are different in any way or form.
All the Spider E372 (spiderbots) are ordered to attack the Kanto Starters.
Charges
Inter Multiversal Team of Engineers 9/20
Absorbing energy from my surroundings 14/15
Module || (energy field generators && particle beams generators) = Module of Extreme Metallurgy (Level 5: 4/6)
Module || (advanced multi tool && robotic hands) = Module of advanced machining (Level 4: 4/5)
UserZero is still OK. She already knew. She just doesn't really care.
The two blocks of iron share no differences except for when they were created.
SCP-409 && Black Rose = Quartz Rose (4/4 COMPLETE!)
Invis Watch > Fine = ??? (2/?)
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (3/50)
Project M05-NetHack.exe (10/40)
+2 to TwinBuilder
Action
I pull out SCP-4822-DTG and transmute every atom of the n00b king into chlorine, then use the Gans 35.5 to move the n00b-king-shaped chlorine cloud onto the Sketched Deathknight, rendering it unable to attack this turn.
Quartz Rose: A butterfly knife with rose inscriptions on it. It is made out of Rose Quartz. Anything that comes into contact with the blade will slowly crystalize-or really quickly crystalize if you kill them. Basically a variation of the spycicle.
The Sketched Deathknight doesn't need to breath, he has no nose! The n00b King harmlessly de-transmutes thereafter.
The L()rd teleports to the Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade and slashes it repeatedly with Dark Reach.
Maniac throws 100 spike-covered pokeballs at a Mewtwo.
The Blob takes no damage! The claws just go straight through it without any harm at all!
The Pokeballs are crushed by telekinesis! It looks like the two Mewtwo are going to require some REALLY good PokeBalls to capture. (After all, better models are harder to prevent breaking, both pre-capture and during capture.)
Lava Bucket && Pig Head On Pike = Magma pig spear 5/5 COMPLETED
I stab the non pig side of the spear into the ground, shooting a spray of lava that inadvertently destroys the Pet Rock. The pillar of magma then instantly cools into a stone wall.
Magma Pig Spear: A dark pink spear with the inscription of a pig near to its center. It looks quite angry. Red lines dot the surface, and the pig inscription has red eyes. It has control over Swine and Magma; quite useful for the Nether.
I have an idea, and type up slash fic. Except, it's in the rare language of the slash-people, a language that's mostly dead except for Richard and User Zero, who still know it. It's broadcasted straight into their minds, once again...
YOU FOOL CEASE THIS MADNESS AT ONCE
YOUR SLASH FICTION BETWEEN THE DUO MUST NOT BE
SHOULD IT EXIST IT SHALL DESTROY EXISTENCE
THEIR HATRED IS SO STRONG THAT WE CAN ONLY DERIVE THAT MUCH FROM IT
NOW GO IN THE NAME OF THE NARRATIVE
DESTROY THE GODMODDER
(I guess this is counter-godmodding!?)
+2 Finalbattlestartsnow
It appears the Narrative, through some weird Update Terminal program, is quite frankly not allowing it. You can tell because the Narrative likes white, bolded faux-greek text like that.
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
Thanks, Irecreeper! Let's take this to the fridge!
I also stick some of the CX-Drones into a dome, to protect from suicidal blasts.
Lastly,
"This is for all the people who couldn't catch you any other way back in Gen 1!"
I throw a Master Ball at a Mewtwo. Then, I throw another Master Ball at the other Mewtwo. It's not my fault someone traded me a Pokemon with a Master Ball equipped! (Yes, this is a legitimate way to get Master Balls)
2/??
Perfect scored SAT && The Essence of Stupidity (Sarah Palin's barely existent brain): Knowledge of Lies and Liars
10,000 damage to the Animated Gatorade via combo!
UserZero immediately rips open your protection!
The Master Ball collides with one of the duo, capturing it without incident! It is now in your possession.
UserZero shoots down the other one with her signature dual Uzis.
11/20 11/20 (edited to account for the free +1 that were given)
Ram Horn && Dog Whistle= Horn of the Huntsman 1/?
I raise my MPS ( Magma Pig Spear ) and spray an arc of lava from the pig's head above me that rapidly solidifies into a shield from whatever the pink falling thing is.
Ram Horn && Dog Whistle = Horn of the Huntsman (Level 2: 1/3)
Rashki stores the RHP in a lead box, to prevent decay.
He then flogs Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect with the whiptaser, while I go inside its mind, (if he has defenses I go into the Hoenn's starters minds and attempt to disable their evolving) and impair all of its motor capabilities
The Cavalry (x28 automatons) 2/50
Shia Labeouf 5/15
Interdimensional Pocket Watch (Level 4: 4/5)
+2 to Nimble
Whip Taser: The little brother of the Paralyzer that is wielded by Zero Suit Samus. It can tase, or turn into a whip.
You can't stop Charge Decay!
The Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect has no mind complex enough to allow for manipulation! The Hoenn Starters are still stuck in Limbo and cannot be interacted with!
Encylopedia AND Book of Time = Book of Knowledge 2/?
Pokemon League Papers AND Jewlery Case = Badge Case 1/?
*cough*
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Badge Case: For vanity purposes
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So many entities. Mercury shoots the Daedeleus Stormbow M at the balloon whelp. The combination of sharpness of the arrows and the fact lightning can't be good for balloons makes this super super effective.
Oh, and thank you Nimble.
Encyclopedia && Book of Time = Book of Knowledge (Level 2: 2/3)
Pokemon League Papers && Jewelry case = Badge Case (Level 1: 1/2)
Your Alchemy is nerfed by the Curse of Repetetivenesstm! It does nothing!
I attempt to make a weird alchemy: Ender Pearl + Art Of War = Tactical Maneuver Pearl (lvl ??)
Tactical Maneuver Pearl: Also known as the Ender Wiggins Pearl, this device allows the user to teleport an entity or group of entities into an advantageous tactical position, allowing them to deal critical damage or evade incoming fire.
I then disrupt UserZero's summon by casting Curse of Hats, which causes hats to be put on whatever she is summoning so that they are no longer Men Without Hats, ruining the summon. When this fails, I also point out that every time UserZero summons a boss she loses HP, so she might as well never summon any bosses because that way she survives longer (and she can ignore entity battles because entities cant do anything to a godmodder).
I automatically default to using Endergize while I read section 2.1 in the GameFAQs guide to DTG.
System Upgrade Lvl 1: Upgrades systems using endergy, allowing EXOS to either gain a new ability or upgrade an existing ability. Cost is equal to the combined level of all current abilities (currently 6).
Void Bolt Lvl 1: Blasts a target on the battlefield with a Void Bolt from the skies, dealing 1000 damage per point of Endergy used.
Void Shield Lvl 1: Shields a target. The shields block 1000 damage per point of endergy used, and do not regenerate normally.
Passive Abilities: 1
Ender Generator Lvl 1: At the end of each OP post, generates 1 Endergy.
Ender Pearl + Art Of War = ERROR! INVALID SYNTAX! Use && (AND) or || (OR)!
Mistakes were made: I meant to say section 2.0 in the GameFAQ's guide, not 2.1. I'll send you there automatically as soon as I'm done with the Titans page.
You somehow succeed in casting the Curse of Hats, but UserZero isn't disrupted at all. It appears whatever's coming either involves hats already or isn't a summon at all!
A Gamma Phantom appears. Blah blah blah same deal as the Beta phantom but it can use Anti-Auda which causes entities to lose priority in the EoTB (1 stack) or become too slow to dodge attacks properly (2 stacks). Or the other way around. Depends on which effect is stronger.
UNDER HEAVEN DESTRUCTION: 3/50 (+2 from Fseftr)
+2 to Fseftr
Y'know how Walker gave that you're next look to the Terror Creeper? Well, this turn, he makes good on that threat by flash-stepping over to it, and with his first attack, hacking off one of it's legs. He repeats this process to lock the Terror Creeper in place, then begins pulling out Terror Creeper organs in reverse alphabetical order, making a really poor-quality pun for each of them. Due to it being reverse alphabetical order, it's gonna take him some time to get to the brain... some very painful and arduous time, occasionally punctuated by the insertion of a sword into various fleshy part of the Terror Creeper. Also, since skin counts as an organ, that gets ripped off pretty soon. Once done with that, he finishes his attack for this turn by performing a Kancho with his I Don't Even Know Yet on the Terror Creeper (look up the word Kancho at your own risk), cleans it off by wiping I Don't Even Know Yet on the Terror Creeper's face, and wanders back to his side of the field.
The Terror Creeper is caught in the Maelstrom! It can't be targeted!
Encylopedia AND Book of Time = Book of Knowledge 3/?
Pokemon League Papers AND Jewlery Case = Badge Case 2/?
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Alright, an explanation for the public. The Zerocraft(?) Pokemon League is Mercury' levelling system, based on charging instead of damage dealt.
Charges Needed.
League Setup: 50
Badge 1: 15
Badge 2: 20
Badge 3: 25
Badge 4: 30
Badge 5: 35
Badge 6: 40
Badge 7: 45
Badge 8: 50
League Setup doesn't really do anything, just allows for the unlocking of badges. Each odd badge gives a 2% boost to damage, and health if it ever comes up, while even badges give a 3% boost to each stat. This is a flat rate, AKA 8 badges would give 20%, not whatever the math says. After all eight badges are done, there's a special thing you'll find out about then.
Bomber's cell rings in his pocket with a chirpy little tune. He quickly answers.
"Hello?"
michel: "hey! doggy's battery is done charging. he'll be over right away."
"Perfect! Thank you so much for your help, I owe ya one."
"no big deal, man! though, maybe you could send some funds, always would appreciate more money for more bots."
"Ah, we'll iron out those details later, I got business to attend to. See ya."
"bye!"
The call was done, and his order should be arriving any moment now...
There is suddenly a chill in the air, as many people feel a strange presence on the server. Suddenly, they see a shadowy mass gathering nearby, which became very large. It slowly begins to mold itself, changing shape into a roughly canine shape. Two red eyes beam out of its face, glaring down upon all before it. A threatening voice is heard, emanating from somewhere within the shadowy mass.
>WHO DARE SUMMON DOGGY
The bot, doggy, has joined the server!
doggy: 100,000/100,000 (Balance as necessary)
Eye Lasers: doggy's standard attack, he shoots someone with menacing eye lasers.
Laser Charge Focus: The longer doggy focuses his Eye Lasers on a single target, the stronger the laser becomes. Will reset to its base damage if he changes targets or uses a different move.
Learning AI: doggy is a learning reply-bot, meaning he will learn new abilities when he detects them and will add them to his arsenal. This means he can copy the special powers of other entities, or even users (to an extent, up to Tazz on how far his learning abilities go) and add them to his list of abilities. This does include passives.
He will also speak random gibberish by stringing together words he has learned as a reply to any text input, but this is more for lore or hilarity rather than damage. Implement this into any Uzi/Richard conversations as you like!
Bomber hears a strange musical sound nearby. It was the sound of a funky beat.
"What is this I hear with my ear?"
And there they were, the DK Crew, doing what they do best: sing their cheesy rap! Bomber felt the pangs of nostalgia, and couldn't help but join in with the combo song.
He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
The combo rap has been upheld, and the gods of funky fresh beats are satisfied by the contribution to the ultimate cheesy rap.
Bomber starts another alchemy, as his previous alchemy was too high level and will have to wait until the Alchemiter upgrades.
He takes out the second volume in Irongutta's hit series and combines it with Da Shooty Bolter.
Da Shooty Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 2" = Da Shootier Bolter (1/?)
Doggy's HP is getting nerfed, but Doggy summoned!
12,000 damage to the Kanto Starters!
Da Shooty Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 2" = Da Shootier Bolter (Level 4: 1/5)
I glance at the Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade warily. Why does this exist? The answer, of course, is that it shouldn't, and that I should burn it immediately and with excessive hostility.
As such, I proceed to ignite one, directly within the blob. Sorcerous energies swirl about, giving the flame undying and eternal qualities. Instantly, the inferno roars into the air with renewed vigor, the core of the thing occasionally throbbing with an accursed light. Let's see if this will function in any way whatsoever.
With a thought, the blaze burns hotter, the air around the Blob growing particularly stressed, ionizing nigh-instantaneously. The hydrogen, oxygen, and nitrogen plasma proceeds to careen directly into the Blob, attempting to evaporate the beast with sheer heat alone. Regardless of whether or not it succeeds, I snap my fingers. Moments later, the flames begin to pulse and vibrate, shifting to some other form.
The Blob is suddenly surrounded by an apparent irregular mass of pure destructive energies, a Red Sea of a power level far less than what one might expect, given that its namesake is in no way related to this attack. This Red Sea encompasses the Blob, malformed essence and reeking energies assailing the being with unfathomable power, of a sort. I take several steps in a backward direction, examining the Blob's prison carefully. I wait. Slowly, imperceptibly, dark, smooth eels of some description dive from nonspecific points around the Red Sea, and plunge into its depths.
The eels swim about in this demoniac sea of energy, releasing the occasional burst of pure energy into the Blob effortlessly. With a thought, the Blob solidifies. This will be so much easier.
Instantly, the esoteric eels react, sinking excessively sharp fangs into the Blob. I telekinetically force these fangs to sink ever deeper into the Blob, before twitching my wrist. The souls of the eels (and hopefully the existence of the Blob with it) are rent to shreds irreparably, scarring the very fabric of the universe indelibly, my mere presence crushing their physical essence into atoms. I drag these shards out of the eels with my mind, and examine them, frowning as I peer under my goggles. These are smaller than I expected. Interesting.
The shards of essence shimmer darkly in the air, inexplicably becoming visible to the naked eye. The shards crystallize in moments, forming pale red shards of congealed souls and shattered dreams. I curl my fingers up, and the shards absorb the entirety of the energy of this miniature Red Sea, leaving the Blob exposed once more.
With a mere wave of my hand, the shards smash into each other, and red energy spurts from the construct, vibrating and pulsating with the heat of a thousand stars. The pure energy swoops toward the Blob, piercing it in moments. Then, waves of curling electricity sweep around the surface of this stream, before plowing into the Blob with an intensity that smashes the entity to the ground.
The mass of red shards slams into the Blob, tearing into it with inordinately swift speed. Eldritch sorcery pulses into the thing as the shard explodes. Evidently, it explodes from sheer lack of inspiration. Woo.
I do NOT examine the Spellslinger, as you have already provided a description.
Mind Symbol || Superconcentrated Mind Crystal = Charged Mind Symbol (5/6)
Ebony Wand && Essence of the Twins && Revolver = Spellslinger (5/5!)
That backfired. Looks like I can use it for defense…
Shadow of Limbo… Execute: SHATTER. The glowing eyes on the Shadow look at each other… It's colors become more and more separated, one side pure purple and the other pure black. The eyes change color to match their sides. The two parts start splitting and… SHATTER This event, named after the war between two split personalities, is a more direct approach of the word, in which the Shadow of Limbo literally shatters. And it does. It suddenly splits into a black and purple part. Both floating blobs with white eyes. The black one, Essence of the Destroyed. Purple, Spirit of Destruction.
Fourth Wall && Black Hole in a Jar = Ultracondensed Wall (Level 5: 4/6) Anti-Tuba Gel && Optic Implant = Anti-Tuba Optic Implant (Level ?: 1/?)
Richard, this new should prevent you from even seeing Tubas, so they won't affect you.
1 Demon Blood Shard 1 Raspberry Pi 1 of any book 1 Empty Taglocks 1 Richard Taglock 1 Popcorn Bane of Lapis Ender Matrix Journal #-1 Black Hole in a Jar 18 Bedrock^2 Ingots
Richard declines your offer: What if someone attacks him with a Tuba? He won't be able to see the Tuba!
It will do as you say.
Bedrock^2 Ingots: These are extremely sturdy ingots made of Bedrock. It emits the faintest aura of Oblivion energies, empowering you ever, ever so slightly-it'll take years to get a payoff. They're also super-durable and regenerate a bit, but they can't melt ever so you'll need the Alchemiter to use these. Or something from Grayhold. Or something from the Dwarves.
I shoot a flare gun up into the sky, and then airplanes come. The airplanes drop potatoes on the PZs, and then a pilot jumps out and shotguns a bunch of PZs. I then pull out a candy cane, do a little dance, and whack UserZero with the cane. Then, I call my buddy Aaron. He runs over UserZero with a truck, and then drops really sharp carrots on UserZero. Aaron then calls Dave. Dave owns a psycho twelve foot tall robot velociraptor named Cute Kitten. He sics Cute Kitten on UserZero. Dave then calls Phil. Phil owns a store. Phil makes flying groceries attack UserZero. Phil then calls Robin. Robin calls Batman. Batman kicks UserZero into an acid pit. Batman then calls Gabe. Gabe says that there will be no Half Life 3. This causes a panda to fall on UserZero. This panda finds another panda, and they construct a bunny cannon, which fires bunnies at UserZero. The bunnies call Jim. Jim owns a 2000-foot tall monster truck. He smelts the truck into scrap, and then trades all of it for a Burning Team Captain. He then says that he will give UserZero the Team Captain if she gives up 1 health. Jim then calls Mr. Monopoly. Mr. Monopoly owns every business in the world secretly. He tells everyone in the world to not let UserZero buy anything. Mr. Monopoly then calls Aaronbot. Aaronbot runs over UserZero with a plane, and drops razor sharp carrots on UserZero. Aaronbot then calls Davebot. Davebot owns a psycho 100 foot tall robot slug named Adorable Puppy. Davebot sics Adorable Puppy on UserZero. Davebot then calls Aquaman. Aquaman is useless, so UserZero feels bad for him and gives Aquaman a lollipop. Aquaman then whacks UserZero over the head with the lollipop. Aquaman then calls Davebot 2.0. Davebot 2.0 owns a psycho 1000000000 foot tall robot leech named SQUEEEE. Davebot 2.0 sics SQUEEEE on UserZero. Davebot 2.0 then calls UserOne. UserOne is like UserZero except with a one instead of a zero. UserOne whacks UserZero over the head with Davebot 4000000.0. UserOne then calls UserSevenBillion. UserSevenBillion whacks UserZero over the head with seven billion grains of sand in a jar. User7B then calls Duck Choris. Duck Choris is not Chuck Norris, so he is unaffected by the ACNT, but is way less powerful than Chuck Norris. He kicks UserZero out of the universe. In another universe, a mega laser blasts UserZero for 0.000000000000000000000000001 damage, but has insane knockback. UserZero goes flying into the ocean, and gets eaten by Duke Fishron supar dark sharkron. After UserZero has... er... gone through Duke Fishron supar dark sharkron, she gets stung by a thousand Portuguese man o' war jellyfish, and then thrown onto the surface by Chuck Dolphin, where she gets bodyshot by a million gibus snipers. When she finally makes her way back to the Battlefield, there's just a sign that says that the real Battlefield is around 2000 miles away.
Plasma Katana: A Katana with the searing heat of Plasma constantly enveloped in it. This can cut through quite a bit. You just made the Katana even cooler, congradulations.
The Module of advanced machining is installed in the Portable factory.
Charges
Inter Multiversal Team of Engineers 10/20
Absorbing energy from my surroundings 15/16 (I added one to the original value that was 15, if this is not possible please consider the charge over at 15 and I'll explain it next turn, if the last option is not possible consider my charge stopped at 14)
Module || (energy field generators && particle beams generators) = Module of Extreme Metallurgy (Level 5: 5/6)
Module || (advanced multi tool && robotic hands) = Module of advanced machining (Level 4: 5/5) Complete!
Module installed! You'll need to cooldown the Portable Factory to take advantage.
You can't add to the charge cap (as explained above), so I can't allow that. It's done at 15 Charges. You can use it next turn, but make sure to use it soon-otherwise the Decay will start.
hey godmodder UserZero... I think your phone is ringing
come on pick up... pick up...
She picks it up-it actually is ringing! She engages in a long conversation with a random man you don't know about that certainly isn't you. She hangs up.
The Balloon Whelp floats over to either the Kanto Starters or the Two Mewtwo and claws at it.
Charges:
The first companion: 20/50
Slightly less red of a redshirt: 17/25 got +5 total
+1 to Mythic, +1 to JonDanger
Alchemies:
Stone Mace && battery && Tesla coil = Charged Mace 3/5
Metal box && light bulb && bar of soap && water bottle && black electrical wire && piano keys && water bottle && glove = Ekog Clock 2/?? Could I actually make this?
And if we're going to argue over Hearthstone weapons, the Doomhammer isn't actually that good. It's outclassed by Truesilver, Charged Mace, Death's Bite, and of course, the Fiery Win Axe. And epic cards are often worst than common ones. Take for example, the WORST non token weapon in the game. You think a 1/4 for 1 weapon is bad? Try adding 3 to the mana cost and removing a durability point. There you go, enjoy the Poisoned Blade. It sucks. And it's an epic. If Light's Justice doesn't even get level one, what would that be? Have I mentioned that it sucks?
Hey, my actual action is down here.
Gail looks up from her alchemy to see the Balloon Whelp slowly drifting towards her. Qieou... Lingies qie?
(What... hello... who...)
She sees how it looks really deflated and decides to help it out. She sits down and lets her long ears flow in the wind. Slowly opening her eyes, the wind picks up and starts spinning around her in a slow draft. She gets up again and brings her miniature tornado with her towards the Balloon Whelp, slowly speeding up the wind as she walks. Once she reaches it, she tilts her head down and lets the winds flow into the Balloon Whelp, reinflating it somewhat.
10,000 HP / 20% Inflation to the Balloon Whelp! It looks like being deflated for so long seemed similar to extended periods of low blood pressure. Jeez.
every self-respecting video game needs a very easy minigame of simon says: 15/25 15/25
All too easy. You just walked RIGHT INTO my first intention of getting immunity to attacks from the current most threatening army, Zero. Do you want to know what you just gave me?
Thanks to you not explaining how I came back, since I am the person of interest, I have all rights to fill it in. I now have this on my wall for safekeeping, because this one sentence can go a LOT farther for me.
And now that I have the threat of destroying you at any time looming overhead, now to ask you the questions here. How much would you be willing to pay in +1's for an attack from me to your...opposition?
Moments later, I stare unblinkingly in Conquest's direction. Blocks of dirt and grass soar up from the ground, all impacting a certain point in space and time, before smashing together, and forming what appears to be a massive observatory platform, forged of mud and vegetation. The dirt and grass all dissolve into green and brown fluid which pours off of the objects, leaving behind a monolithic metal observatory platform. Of course, this will not work with this plane's astrological function, seeing as it is utterly useless. This universe's astrological function, that is.
A minute afterward, the platform's lens extension glows with a strange fuchsia light, before everything goes dark in a sizable area. By dark, I mean completely and utterly pitch. It is essentially impossible to see. Twelve perfect circles place symmetrically around the near-rim of the platform flicker with white light, flashing occasionally.
I peer through one of the observational lenses, examining the source of the fuchsia light. Viewing this thing alone is said to be able to kill you. I don't know why. It is but a mere flickering light somewhere in the sky of the void, likely some sort of star. Conquest is frozen in place, unable to advance forward. Disregard the symbolism. The white light shifts to black, still illuminating the endless darkness rather well with the fuchsia. The lights all flicker off, leaving the large lens emitting fuchsia at the very center the only source of light, along with a sense of some sort of… beta energy. Let us see if I can weaponize it.
Suddenly, one of the circles begins to emit phosphorescent black light once more. However, this circle holds the visage of the Amethyst Mark. Why is that there? Why has the former symbol of Grayhold Citadel suddenly just appeared on one of the circles on this device designed to look at a fuchsia light I once recorded the position of after I saw it in the sky? The circle two spaces clockwise lights up next, this one displaying the visage of a strange burgundy symbol which seems rather esoteric. I literally have no idea what is occurring. I stare at the circles in mild confusion.
The next circle two spaces clockwise is illuminated, showing a cobalt symbol. The next, a grenadier symbol which is still wholly unknown to me, like all of the others proceeding the amethyst one. Following the grenadier mark, a jade symbol and a gold symbol appear, respectively. The circles all begin to flash occasionally with the color of the mark they hold upon them. Every circle save the one holding the jade mark begins to crack.
I continue to watch the flashing of the symbols, before they all shift a space clockwise. They proceed to shift two to the right, and back to their initial positions, the fuchsia lens in the center glowing with immense potency. Conquest begins to flash with the colors of the six signs upon the circles, unable to move. Then, everything goes dark. I rush over to the operation platform, attempting to recalibrate the thing frantically. I do not even begin to do so, as the central lens glows a vibrant blue, seeming to hold some sense of being before, first. Some sort of alpha energy, I suppose, instead of some weakened, writhing delta energy, for example. The twelve circles all glow with black light, before vanishing once more. When they reappear, they all bear images of odd symbols I literally have no knowledge on whatsoever. What is with this thing? I kick the control panel of the platform. The symbols are flashing and shifting in position rapidly. Rust, bronze, gold, gray flashing red occasionally, olive, jade, teal, cerulean, indigo, purple, violet, and then fuchsia. Odd. Conquest's aura of immobility extends to include these colors, as well as the ones from earlier. The circles with the jade, purple, gray/red, teal, and cerulean begin to crack as well, at a rate much further than that of the initial collection of symbols.
I pull a few levers on the control panel, only to find the circles are all lightless yet again. The lens, darkened, lights once more, this time a vibrant red with the same sense of some sort of alpha as before. This time, eight of the circles burst to life, though one might see that their backdrops are pure white. These symbols are far more understandable. Green ghost flashing blue, red disc, blue atom flashing green, red disc, orchid horror, cyan beast, pink cat, orange hat, emerald terror, you get the idea. Colors and mayhem. The circles begin to rotate rather swiftly, the cracks forming at a rate exactly the same as the twelve from before. Conquest's aura flashes with these eight colors, along with the other eighteen.
The lens darkens, and the circles shut off once more. The only light source in the area is Conquest's aura. I kick the control panel once more, cursing under my breath. The thing flickers to life once more, and what is going on this time. The main lens has essentially become an automatic seizure machine that still has this sense of alpha, flashing a variety of colors, each position too swift in rotating to note down, as I have been doing with all of the symbols and main lens colors. Every single one of the circles becomes a billiard ball, vacillating between every single type of ball in sporadic patterns.
Conquest suddenly begins to levitate into the air, immobilized by its aura. Within moments, it has levitated directly above the main lens. Occasionally, three random circles on the zodiacal wheel spark weakly with three different colors of energy, seeming to crack the circles a minuscule amount each time. Gray, maroon, turquoise. Curiously, the gray and maroon only appear when the vacillating ball beneath is an 8-Ball and a 7-Ball, respectively.
I frantically pull levers and kick the control panel as Conquest is enveloped in a blinding seizure aura, occasionally deviating with the twenty-six other colors. The billiard balls begin to slowly rotate around the circles. They do not merely shift, but seem to follow some circuitous path in line with the circles, occasionally passing between the areas that do not posses a circle to reach another. The circles all abruptly shatter, seizure energy pulsing from the holes in the platform, all arcing toward Conquest. The tendrils all pierce the entity, unloading limitless energy into it in an impossibly harmful manner. What the hell is happening. I draw the Blank Wand, and point it at the control panel. However, I stop the second I hear a thundering thumping coming from the central lens. I slowly turn around, finding the lens nearly destroyed, cracked irreparably.
I stare as the massive central lens in the floor explodes after the central thing flashes with what appears to be two versions of the same symbol, shards of glass flying everywhere under the vacillating seizure lights pulsing into Conquest unendingly. A monolithic beam of flashing energy plows into Conquest, its immobility being the only thing keeping it from being completely and utterly annihilated. I stare, rather startled. The platform begins to shudder and crack, clearly unable to hold such unfathomable potency. I grab the paper I was using to note everything down and the Blank Wand, before disappearing in a flash of turquoise, reappearing on the ground below. The platform shatters entirely, a tower of unadulterated seizure energy slamming into Conquest with unrivaled potency. The platform is entirely annihilated instantaneously, cutting whatever portal, link, or imitation the lens might have had, ending the attack. Conquest drops to the ground several moments later, smoke of nearly every color radiating off of it.
Mind Symbol || Superconcentrated Mind Crystal = Charged Mind Symbol (6/6!)
I promptly attempt to alchemize Cursed Flames && Diluted Crimson Flame (1/???). May as well. As an afterthought, I also attempt Spatial Energies && Blank Spell Tome (1/???).
Charged Mind Symbol: A foot-long symbol of the Mind, Teal-colored and packed with mental energies. One could use this for a variety of mind-related shenanigans.
Entropy Ingot && Entropy Shard Sword == Disassembly 6/6
Wand of Basic Spells && Diluted Creation Energy == Wand of Minor Creation 3/6
==Action==
Crystal looks at the Wrath of Autocorrect, before wondering if Hostile entities have weaknesses like last game. Only one way to find out! He grabs the Wand of Basic Spells and summons a bunch of monkeys on typewriters, pounding out massively misspelled text. The Wrath of Autocorrect tries to correct all of the monkeys at once, but overstretches itself and takes damage from trying to do too many things at once! Crystal then summons a dictionary and just throws the book at the Wrath.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will use Dark Rush on Conquest.
Dissasembly: A dark green blade crackling with chaotic energies. This power can easily be used to sever and destroy whatever it touches, though it is limited.
Wand of Basic Spells && Diluted Creation Energy == Wand of Minor Creation (Level 5: 3/6)
The Wrath of Autocorrect seems extremely fast! Perhaps it's not incorrect text that's its weakness...
Since the best way to beat godmodders is to be unpredictable, I summon Deadpool to help with the godmodders.
Hello! I'm Deadpool, and why am I here again? Oh right, destroying the godmodders. Sounds exciting. So lets start by dropping the incoming Update Post on Richard! Since the update post has so much text in it, it is superheavy and should smash Richard into a pulp. However, since it has no third dimension due to being rendered on a 2-dimensional web browser, it has an insanely sharp end, and instead of smashing Richard, cuts him in half instead. Also, whoever happens to be First Guardian right now should watch out for damage to the update post: it shouldnt shatter into a million pieces, but the bottom entry on the entities area may get smashed, which according to my knowledge on healthbars, translates into damages for the thing that happens to be the bottom entity in the update post.
Oh, and Crusher48? Yeah, you don't mind if I take over your updates, do you? (YES I TOTALLY DO!) No? Okay, I'll take over.
Also, something named EXOS sent a message to me. He said he was picking up a new ability (no clue what ability), and sent me a box! Don't worry, I didn't open the box. That also means I dont know what EXOS upgraded, whatever it is. If you want to know, you have to open the box.
EXOS Core: 8/20 endergy (-6 System Upgrade)
Active Abilities: 3
System Upgrade Lvl 1: Upgrades systems using endergy, allowing EXOS to either gain a new ability or upgrade an existing ability. Cost is equal to the combined level of all current abilities (currently 7).
Void Bolt Lvl 1: Blasts a target on the battlefield with a Void Bolt from the skies, dealing 1000 damage per point of Endergy used.
Void Shield Lvl 1: Shields a target. The shields block 1000 damage per point of endergy used, and do not regenerate normally.
Passive Abilities: 1
Ender Generator Lvl 1: At the end of each OP post, generates 1 Endergy.
Ender Accumulation Lvl 1: Gains 10% interest on accumulated Endergy (for every 10 Endergy obtained, gains 1 Endergy after each update)
OOC: Deadpool will take over my action (though not EXOS's action) until he gets bored (cumulative 2% chance per post of getting bored).
Because UserZero is at the bottom and the Distance to Yggdrasil has no HP bar, she merrily remidns you she never took that Spiny off of her head. Richard takes two damage!
UserZero then actually sees Deadpool and squees. She must be a fangirl.
UserZero: OMG DEADPOOL
UserZero: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
UserZero: AND THEN KILL THOSE GUYS
UserZero: AND TALK A LOT MORE WHILE YOU DO IT
She proceeds to near-drown Deadpool in massive amounts of money, wealth and value. Deadpool sees this unending pile of money and squees like a fangirl, joining the PZs!
Displaying even more of the Grimoire's usefulness, I summon a trio of Kamaitachi, charging straight for Conquest at the speed of wind, the first using a wave of wind to disorien Conquest, then the second slashes with long claws, and the third renders the wounds painless but unhealing.
==> What happened next?
Our Life Mage healed everyone as much as he could, the Space Mage warped out to get help, the Immortal went missing somewhere during the battle, and the Werecoyote had gone ahead to light the tower.
And I had the poor luck to fall off the tower.
I got lost in the Darkness, and washed up later in the world outside the city.
When I woke up, there was someone there who claimed to be waiting for me...
==> Do you enjoy teasing us or something?
Something like that. You asked for my story didn't you.
Entities:
Stray Phoenix: Healing Flaming Flying Car.
Inventory:
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Alchemy:
<reposted; <="" strong="">Mythic: I like the idea of having wings, but they're probably going to look out of place with my tail...
I guess humans do have advantages I don't, mainly the ability to wear certain things without looking ridiculous.
Welp, time to unleash my other charge. Since *someone* doesn't feel like validating me, I don't much feel like summoning an entity. Guess I'll have to do a charged attack instead.
Suddenly, a rift opens in the world, and a lone figure pops out. They appear to be incredibly similar to User0’s Minecraft avatar, except for an odd red aura about her and a noticeable lack of bloodstains. Upon examination, she appears to be Ubered. Permanently. By now, at least one of you has come to the conclusion that this is, in fact, Uber0. To be honest, I'm just bringing her in to make another hint at a world none of us have touched, nor would we truly care about it. What you *need* to know is that Uber0 is currently the Godmoder. Yeah, them's the breaks.
Thankfully, we've passed the "incompetence barrage" stage of typing in this game(for the most part) and nobody's really misspelling names, aside from a few hiccups in the start. Honestly, I'm probably not the best suited for introducing people, since I tend to ramble on incessantly, and that's just sloppy writing practices. Anyways, it appears that Uber0 has come to, however momentarily, beat up some suckers who thought they'd be able to best her. According to my notes, that's... Crusher and CubicCentimeter I mean CrypticCataclysm. Since Cryptic's not around anyways, probably falling apart emotionally over a city's fall, I guess Crusher, and by extension EXOS, is the only one to bear that wrath.
...Man, I really ramble way too much. ANYWAYS, Uber0 quickly draws the Blood Moon from her inventory(Oh hey looks like Tazz *didn't* mess my plans up horribly. Whew.) and cleaves EXOS in twain with a single blow. Welp, them's the breaks.
Uber0 immediately slices YOU in Twain instead, which somehow incidentally nails EXOS and brings him down to exactly 1 HP, somehow! This also destroys literally all of the Twisty Puzzles Millitary Base. She's long-tired of being summoned as entities in wars and wants absolutely nothing to do with this one, least of all with her psycho pseudo-twin over there! When her attempts to log off immediately fail, she slices you again and leaves for a far corner of the server to never be disturbed ever again, tossing her Axe (which is actually not the Blood Moon, but rather the Full Moon-you forgot UserZero's skin had blood on it). You hear her muttering about seeing if someone else will take up her long-despised mantle...
THEN, UserZero takes your very much separated self before you can wriggle your parts back together. She's angry at YOU for letting an unkillable player on the server! Her glare tells you that what she'd do to you is beyond unspeakable, and definitely not safe for a family-friendly site!
Thankfully, Richard immediately saves your life and stitches you back together.
Lord Calzerb 25/25 (+1 from Irecreeper) Finished! Lord Calzerb(125,000/125,000 HP High Damage) (Can we give Spoils of War to our entities to drop and call them bosses?) Calzerb attacks the Hoenn starters!
Dominus Knight 1/6
300 Script && Minecraft Essence && Spear = THIS IS MINECRAFT!!!!!!! 3/4
Living Fire Block && Linked Blade && Molten Stuff/Hellstone = Firebrand 1/???
The n00b King tries to mine the rock he noticed by punching it with his shovel. 5 minutes later, It finally breaks!
Me and Past me shoot the Two Mewtwo.
Lord Calzerb summoned! He'll do as you say. Sadly, he won't be a boss, as that requires the highest amount of Charge, which is 50.
Living Fire Block && Linked Blade && Hellstone = Firebrand (Level 4: 1/5)
Anti-Unoriginality Turret 10/50
The Flaming Flying Car rams into the hoenn starters.
===PLOT=== Pokefan feels a sort of tugging at his mind. It must be the black cellphone-like thing... Better keep that thing in check. That could get dangerous.
Sanity level 95% ===PLOT END===
I whack one of the two mewtwo with an action balloon (Like the ones in comic books) saying "KA-POW!"
4,000 damage to the remaining Mewtwo!
It will do as you say, but the Hoenn Starters aren't there yet so it can't.
Super Mario Maker Sketchpad: Super Mario Maker, but in paper form, so no hacking! But the paper form also means you can't play the levels.
Bowser Amiibo:???
Charges:
11/25 Thunderstorm
14/25 Guardian King
Awww, he missedmy post. :/
As compensation for missing your last post, your bubble is destroyed by a suiciding CX-Drone (which means you did 10,000 damage) and the collapse damages another for 5,000!
Bowser Amiibo: Do I really need to explain this to you?
Logic Distortion Remote: This bad boy sends reality out of whack in unpredictable ways! Sadly, it can only do so much at once.
I finish the Infinite Gnu News Gun. You know how it goes. "All gnu news is new gnu news if it's new gnu news to gnus." I fire gnus, news, and gnu news at Rainbow Dash. Screw ponies.
Infinite Gnu News Gun: You know how it goes...
Unfortunately, all gnu news is not new gnu news if it's new gnu news to ponies, so she dodges it all.
==Turn 2==
Storm 15/50 (+2 from Generic, +1 from Tazz)
Stone 15/50 (+2 from Generic, +1 from Tazz) +2 toErelye.
Wand of Basic Spells && Diluted Creation Energy == Wand of Minor Creation 4/6
==Action==
Crystal fires the distilled essence of loss and surrender at Conquest, burning away at the horseman’s very vital essence through the wonderful law of opposites.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will use Dark Rush on Conquest.
Conquest doesn't represent Victory! Nevertheless, it finds itself sapped of morale and will hit for less damage this turn!
The Outlaws: 13/30 ============================== (+1 from Maniac and Bomber, +2 from Cobalt) [DATA ENCRYPTED] The Winged: 7/30 ============================== (+1 from Maniac, MZ, and Bomber, +2 from Cobalt) [DATA ENCRYPTED]
Okay, what the heck. Tazz, I put a lot of effort into that attack, and it was just one post away from being the one that killed the Colegmerate. As it stood, though, it was an attack with a target - one that was dead. Since the guy I was attacking had died, I felt it was fair that I redid the post I spent a fair amount of time on and redirected it to another entity. So why are you noping it instantly? It's not affected by the Curse of Repetitiveness if it didn't even go through in the first place. It almost seems like you're punishing me for trying to make a creative attack...
The Scribe sees the various people singing along to music made by a band that doesn't exist and grins, deciding to get in on the action. He pulls out a microphone made from pale gold and starts rapping into it, the microphone somehow adjusted so that his voice is blasted to the heavens.
Finally, he's here for you It's the last member of the DK crew This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy Can pick up a boulder with relative ease Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze He may move slow, he can't jump high But this Kong's one hell of a guy
Huh!
The power of rap compels everyone around to listen to the Scribe continue the righteous DK Rap to its penultimate section. When he's done, the Scribe moonwalks away and drops the mic. It bounces around on the ground, somehow gaining momentum every time it hits the floor. It ultimately flies away to a nearby mountain range and hits a cow in the eye. That cow falls off of a cliff and onto some loose rocks, which create an avalanche that tears the mountain apart, which creates an earthquake that ends up creating a ravine right below UserZero. Of course, she's probably flying so that she doesn't fall. But her floating can't avoid the absolutely gargantuan spike that impales everything up to the max block height in UserZero's immediate area.
The Coveknight uses Eye's Beholder, and Octothorpe uses the Pen.
OK, you make a good point. I'll roll the damage up to here. UserZero's IWBTG senses kick in and she dodges the massive spike! She didn't beat I Wanna Be The Guy on Impossible Mode ten times in a row without dying once while blindfolded and playing the main Mario theme with a Kazoo for nothing! however, it randomly impales Rainbow Dash instead, who takes 60,000 damage in all, which is probably lethal!
Walker guards, reducing damage dealt to him this turn... if anything actually bothers attacking him, which nobody seems to be doing just yet, aside from Deadpool possible doing something bad.
aa grabs UserZero and throws her at a random object at Mach 8, which happens to be the ground. This does nothing to UserZero, of course, but the impact creates a huge rift in the crater and lava comes spewing out, affecting all entities on the battlefield.
Indeed it does! A massive chasm dropping into lava is formed! It seems to be actively malevolent to attempts to cross it-you'll have to bridge it if you want to make any more progress!
Wow, what is it with people not knowing who the Godmoder is? It's like they never played Destroy the Godmoder, Destroy the Godmoder 2: Manipulator, or Destroy the Godmoder 0: Provenance. Probably because those games exist exclusively in an entirely different multiverse, and one that we may never, and should never, infringe upon. Mainly because everyone in it is literally invincible.
Well, not really a different one. Just one where everyone's not all that interested in fighting people. Or being summoned as exploited weapons of war, you cruel monster.
Although I would be fine if you want to change this.
Strong Walls 6/20 +1 from taz
Shrine 5/5 Complete! A shrine is erected in the center of the fort, It will house all our magnificent riches! Protect it at all cost! (fortress structure)
Super Laser && Innocent Dwarf = Unfortunate Accident 4/?
Fortress:
Fortress Evil = 9%
Soldiers ?/3
Structures:
Base
Shrine
Alchemies:
Holy Flame: Level 3
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Superlaser && Innocent Dwarf = You can't Alchemize with living Biological entities!
I quickscope Uzi's skull. With the Lunar Transport Energy Blade.
~~Charges~~
Giant Honey Badger: 8/25
~~Alchemies~~
Phasesaber || Prismatic Portal Staff = Lunar Transport Energy Blade (5/5) (+1 comp)
Lunar Transport Energy Blade: Not actually a sword, but rather a thin portal on a stick. It has a rainbow-colored aura around it that attacks enemies that get in range with an explosive laser, and also, the portal cut is a thing. Unfortunately, very close-range.
HP: 45,001
Abilities:
-Smart: Will avoid using attacks that could end in disaster for anyone but his enemies. If it would hurt foes and foes only, then he will do it, except in special situations.
-Laser: Gains 1 charge per round, max. 5. Can use up any amount of charge at any time. Deals laser damage. Different amounts of time give different attacks:
+Charge 1: Simple Laser: small amount of damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Wide Laser: Small amount of damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Laser Shotgun: Huge damage to foes in melee range, Scattered at longer range. Risky, will only use if the situation is dire/there's an opening
+C4: Laser Sniper: Long-range, 10% chance to crit, otherwise does moderate-high damage.
+C5: DEATH LASER: Terrifying damage to one foe. Mid-range.
-Thunderstorm: Like Laser, gains 1 charge/round, maximum of 10. Yes, it's more powerful than laser. He's a storm fish, what do you expect? Deals Lightning damage. Like laser, can use up any amount of charge at any time. Here's the attacks:
+Charge 1: Jolt: Small damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Shock: Deals small damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Volt Barrage: Deals small damage to up to 5 foes. Might miss (50%). Fires 10 shots. Mid-range.
+C4: Fry: Medium damage to a foe. Burns the foe. Mid-range.
+C5: Chain Lightning: Deals high damage to one foe, can jump between foes to deal half damage to them. This can repeat 5 times, each jump halving damage again and again. Close-range.
+C6: Shockwave: Doesn't deal damage, but pushes the target entity into being the last one attacking in the EOTB. Mid-range.
+C7: Bolt: Calls down a bolt from the heavens, dealing high damage to an opponent, and collateral damage to those that happen to be near him. Long-range.
+C8: Darken Skies: Calls forth a thunderstorm, darkening the skies and making lightning strike randomly. Changes weather to Thunderstorm for 5 turns.
+C9: Thunder Roar: Slightly damages all entities of a certain alignment. Close-Long range.
+C10A: THE GODS ARE ANGRY!: The nuke of Zeus. When activated, creates so many natural disasters you wouldn't be able to count them. Nature's balance goes out of whack, causing random thunderstorms to appear for the rest of the game, causing a massive ravine to appear between all alignments, and volcanoes erupting everywhere, causing massive fires. All of this nearly murders Zappy, as his little body cannot handle such power. He only hangs on by a thread (1HP). Usable only once. Unstoppable.
+C10B: AMP PLAINS: The ground becomes electrified for 5 turns, badly hampering grounded enemies by removing 10% HP per turn. Halves Zappy's current HP.
-Basic attack: Fin Boomerang: Very slight damage to one target. Mid-short range. Physical damage.
-Hide!: If his HP goes below 15%, he will attempt to hide behind the clouds, increasing his evade (20%). In the meantime, he doesn't attack or charge, but heals for 1000HP/turn until back to 1/2 HP.
-Airborne
-Able to use certain equipment.
-Current charges:
+2/5L, 2/10T
===================
Zappy's being a little sneak... +1L & T
Justin (Pilot) is getting the hang of things now. He manages to get on the tail of Rainbow Dash, and fires Unholy rounds at it.+7% skill. (Don't worry, this will slow down to a crawl at 50% skill.)
I grab onto the undercarriage wheel of Justin's shadow fighter, swinging from it. I pounce onto one of the two Mewtwo from about... 2 miles up. I look straight into its eyes, and he looks straight into mine. Both Mewtwo try to pull me off, but failed. Instead, they both get a dose of nightmare fuel in the horrifying form of... hell. And being chewed up and eaten by satan. And being stabbed by millions of dark blades...
...That last one was true btw. They really did get stabbed by millions of blades. Including Malice. I leap off the Mewtwo back onto the undercarriage wheel of the fighter.
Hmph, for Mewtwo, you're both kinda pathetic.
I land safely on my original spot of the battlefield.
+1 to Pit, Final
(Also, I prefer to go by DarkSide, or just Dark.)
12-foot, 50-tonne Mythril Cleaver && Chainsaw && Metal Bone Scrap = Pure Terror Mk. 1(Lv. 5, 1/6)
Frost Flower && Fire Flower && Accursed Tome && Nevermelt Ice = Tome of Frozen RGB (Red Green Blue) Mk. 1(Lv. 4, 1/5)
Your entities will do as you say. Well, if they could.
The Outlaws: 15/30 ============================== (+1 from Tazz) [BEGINNING DECRYPTION] The Winged: 9/30 ============================== (+1 from Tazz) [DATA ENCRYPTED]
Clock && Picture of Timetables = Antique Timeclock (6/6) COMPLETE For this, I'm thinking of an old-timey clock that can travel through time.
Meowmere || Hammer = Meownir (4/6)
I +2 Bomber.
Seeing that no one has finished the rap, the Scribe holds his hand over the ground, and his microphone flies back into it. The Scribe leaps into the air, a holographic platform forming below him. He lands on it, and a massive crowd materializes around him, spotlights, stage equipment, and an entire band forming. The Scribe surveys the Battlefield as he raps the last verses of the DK Rap.
With every repeat of the rap's last verse, more and more fruits spontaneously appear on the stage, until they form piles which turn into mountains which turn into Mt. Everests. Fruit explodes into the mouths of everyone in the crowd. They choke on all of the fruits being shoved into them, dying over the course of several painful minutes. The huge piles of fruit overflow off the holographic platform, which cracks, splinters, and shatters, sending the planet's worth of fruit tumbling onto the Battlefield below.
The DK crew stops dancing to the rap and stares in shock as they are flattened by the fruit. Their bodies are pulverized into a fine dust, as are the bodies of everyone and everything in the Battlefield. They can't move, as they are entranced by the sweetness of the fruit - they want to shove it in their mouths and eat it like there's no tomorrow. Soon, the entire Battlefield is covered in fruit. Soon, the entire planet is covered in fruit. Soon, the entire galaxy is covered in fruit. Soon, the entire universe is covered in fruit. Soon, Fiction is covered in fruit. Soon, fruit.
When everything is inevitably rollbacked, UserZero's head is a banana. It then falls off. Every enemy takes a good amount of damage due to the completed DK Rap!
Antique Timeclock: You think it's an old time clock that can let you travel through time. You're completely correct. IT'S LIKE YOU CAN READ MY MIND!
The combo ends explosively with 20,000 damage to the remaining Mewtwo, somehow bypassing the Chasm! I think that's all the PZ entities that you can target.
I defect to the PZs. Richard, curious about what that incredibly tiny text is, strains with all his might to read it... despite, his best efforts, he can't quite make it out! He strains harder and harder, focusing all his energy that would otherwise be put towards blocking attacks into the matter!
I approach with perfect stealth mode from behind, with a giant custard pie...
SPLAT! ALL OVER HIS HAIR! IT'LL TAKE LITERALLY WEEKS TO WASH IT ALL OUT!
Augh, my text resizer! So overzealous. Oh, it apperas Richard is too busy smashing you in with the flat of his Extreme Sword to care. UserZero still manages a laugh.
???: 13/30 ============================== (+1 from Tazz, +2 from Twin)
Bomber begins charging a spell, ready to unleash the full power of his Grim Patrons.
Bloodlust: 1/10 ==========
+2 Erelye
Bomber pulls out Da Shooty Bolter, taking a brief moment to admire the ramshackle craftsmanship, or lack of craftsmanship thereof. Ork weaponry was one of the largest enigmas to the majority of the population, but Bomber had a grasp on how it works. All Orks produce a gestalt psychic field that grows in power the more Orks enjoy themselves as well as the more Orks believe in one thing. For example, if all Orks believe that painting their Trukks red will make them go faster, then it actually will! The Ork war machine is a terrifying sight to behold, at least for anyone on the receiving end of it. Seemingly endless tides of green, charging at you with Choppas and Shootas blazing. Within that horde, terrifying mechanical constructs built by the thinky types of Orks, such as Meks.
Da Shooty Bolter isn't a true Ork weapon, as its roots trace back to the Imperial Bolter. It was all made possible by the Alchemiter, and might be more powerful than the standard ork Shoota or Slugga. Finished admiring the weapon, Bomber takes aim at Conquest, and unloads a large amount of shots into him. Round after round was ejected from the gun and sent careening through Conquest's flesh, and that of his mount as well. This was even greater than the amount produced by the Twin-Linked Bolter. On top of that, it produced a loud noise that could only be described as DAKKA. Bomber couldn't help but break his relatively stoic demeanor for a moment, yelling with glee as he fired.
"HAHAHAHA. DAKKA!"
Bomber orders the Grim Patrons to continue their assault on Conquest, wanting to bring him to his knees.
Da Shooty Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 2" = Da Shootier Bolter (2/?)
I parry TT's attack with a magnifying glass, and use said magnifying glass to start a fire on a random PZ entity.
Richard beat you to the punch. You attempt to start a fire on the Animated Gatorade. Results are predictable.
You fail, in case you can't really predict. You fail because of the Chasm.
The sudden appearance of the Chasm stops every attack that isn’t airborn!
EXOS does its usual thing, gathering Endergy with Endergise and expending it on a new passive that gets him an Extra Endergy for the EoTB for every 10 he gets. Of course, he’s nearly dead, and he notices.
The Balloon Whelp scratches at Conquest for 4,000 damage! The Flaming Flying Car notices its target isn’t there! It and the The Shadow Fighter dual strike the Animated Gatorade, but only manage 4,000 damage each, and the Flaming Flying Car takes 4,000 in recoil…Zappy uses Fin Boomerang on a random Target, which turns out to be a Soldier! 4,000 damage to said Soldier! The Shadow of Limbo activates its Shatter, turning into the Spirit of Destruction and the Essence of the Destroyed! The Factory switches production to Spambots! The Stray Phoenix heals the Flaming Flying Car for 4,000 damage! The Mole Machine spits out 27 Grim Patrons! Jeez. This is going to get ugly fast.
The Terror Creeper lands, but is unable to explode again!
The CX Drones rush into action and crash! The intact ones deal 10,000 damage to Zappy, the Flaming Flying Car and the Shadow Fighter, and 20,000 to the Mole Machine! The damaged one sputters and dies over the Chasm, affecting no-one at all…The Hoenn Starters return from Limbo, fully evolved! A few souls of Limbo cling to them, having snuck through! The remaining Mewtwo gets angry, suddenly ganing three charge points! Its special will be ready next turn!
The Two godmodders glare at each other from the other side of the Chasm…Richard gives +2 to FBSN and Irecreeper! UserZero gives +2 to all PZ players!
Everyone spontaneously remembers the Pink object from before, and all look up to the skies…And watch as it crashes down on the Scribe with explosive force! The Wave of Pink energy is mostly harmless, but EXOS winds up supercharged by it-it was apparently Endergy! It’s energy soars from 3 to 33, and with its new passive, that’s 36! That is altogether way too much Endergy! It’ll take damage if it keeps more of that in by the next EoTB-being in the state its in it’ll die if that happens! The smoke clears from the blast and you see…
…Wow. You see a middle-aged man with a beard, dark pants and a jacket he’s wearing like a cape, with absolutely no shirt hidind an absolutely ripped body, grabbing the Scribe by his neck, yelling at the top of his lungs with quite the Baritone.
???: YOU PUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK!!!
???: REPEAT AFTER ME YOU IMBECILE:
???: YOU WILL NOT NOW NOR EVER AGAIN BREACH CONTAINMENT OF MY BEAUTIFUL SCP FOUNDATION!
???: THAT IS MY LIFE'S WORK!
???: YOU ARE RUINING IT!
???: THOSE THINGS ARE THINGS MAN WAS NEVER MEANT TO POSSESS!
???: I DON’T CARE THAT YOU DIDN’T ‘ACTUALLY’ SUMMON SCP-914, THIS IS A CONTAINMENT BREACH!
???: DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR YOU GORILLA-BRED MANIAC?!
He throws the Scribe to the floor, then turns to you.
???: Oh, yes. An introduction…
He then actually looks around.
???:…Ah. Another one of these, eh!? Hah, haven’t had a good fight since Psi!
…Since Psi?! Wait, does that mean-
???: I’m called the Captain…No, wait, augh! I have a foundation to protect!
The Captain: Augh! I’m only sticking around for so long! I NEED this level of practice!
The Captain: But wait, there’s two of you guys on opposite sides…AUGH!
The Captain: One’s breaching my containment…
The Captian: But that one’s got my old buddies in it…
The Captain:…Screw it! Whoever bribes me better gets my aid for a while, OK?
…You heard the man! Bribe him!
He’ll have a Bribery meter, which will indicate which side he'll be swinging for. He can hear you from across the Chasm so you can bribe him regardless of that impediment. If you’re successful he’ll be on your side.
???: Holy gorilla, what’s with all the yelling!?
And then the other force comes in! Walking in onto the Neutral side of the field is…Another Godmodder. His skin is that of Weegee with an eyepatch, and his username is WeegeeWeArrrr. He’s wearing a glove with an unknown symbol on it.
WeegeeWeArrrr: Jeez, first we log into this weird server while trying to get to 2b2t.
WeegeeWeArrrr: Then some jerk slams a star onto our head.
WeegeeWeArrrr: And now, we’re in a warzone.
WeegeeWeArrrr: Lemmessee…NO! That’s, that’s UserZero! Gorilla! We are dead!
WeegeeWeArrrr: And that’s…Wait.
WeegeeWeArrrr spots Richard. Coincidentally, you can now make out the symbol-it’s that of a B. A Capital Beta. Meaning, Beta Plus.
Oh the cruel irony. Richard just can’t bring himself to speak. UserZero looks as smug as all getout.
WeegeeWeArrrr: UserZero is fighting this Godmodder477 fellow…Nice username by the way, totally not unoriginal or anything.
WeegeeWeArrrr: If we kill him, UserZero might find it OK enough that we are let go from this horrible server…
WeegeeWeArrrr: Let’s face facts there’s no such thing as a way to get away from the Alpha-Omega that’s 100% certain.
WeegeeWeArrrr: Really, our best chance of survival just made itself apparent!
WeegeeWeArrrr: Time to rank up!
Wow. This was totally unhelpful. Weegee is now bent on making sure Richard is dead for his perceived out of the server. Fortunately, he comes pre-damaged and he’s nowhere near the level of either of these guys-take him out!
Terrain: Crater with Chasm (Ravine must be bridged!)
Weather: Clear (no effect)
[???] Chasm: 0% Bridging. Separates all non-airborn entities!
[???] The Captain: 20/20 HP. Bribing: 100% AZ==========0==========PZ -100%
[H] Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect: 150,000/150,000 HP.
[N] EXOS: 1/60,000 HP. Endergy: 36/20. Double-Action (acts twice in the EoTB). Currently gets 1 Endergy per EoTB. Airborn. Overloading-needs to spend Endergy until it's below 20!
[N] Sentient Conway's Game of Life Structure [N]: Gosper's Array 17,000/17,000 HP. Conway's Wall 12,000/12,000 HP. Yorke-Smith's Garden 21,000/21,000 HP. Structures must be killed in order. Action: Attack Conquest!
[N] Uber Headquarters: 30,000/30,000 HP. Defends an entity. Currently defending: EXOS.
[N-B] WeegeeWeArrrr: 35/40 HP.
[AZ] Balloon Whelp: 957,250/1,000,000 HP. Inflation = 51.5%. At 200% or 0% Inflation it dies instantly. Gains attack at higher inflation, gains evasiveness at lower Inflation. (current evasion = 20%) Airborn at 150% Inflation. Helium Breath: [||] Action: Claw at Conquest.
[AZ] Coveknight: 31,250/75,000 HP. Rotates into different passives each round. Color Aura = Yellow. Beholder's Eye [|||]. Protected against the first attack against it every turn. Action: Beholder's Eye on Random target!
[AZ] Flaming Flying Car: 29,000/75,000 HP. Airborn (duh). Sacrifices HP to attack; can create blinding smoke to blind entities w/o losing HP.
[AZ] Mole Machine: 4,750/65,000 HP. Summons 2 Grim Patrons plus one for every Grim Patron alive. Grim Patrons: 15,000/15,000 x52 HP; 8,000/15,000 x1 HP. Action: Attack Conquest!
[AZ] n00b King: 24,600/30,000 HP. Notices the Pet Rock. Action: Attack the Pet Rock!
[AZ] Octothrope: 90,000/100,000 HP. Corruption: 0/15. Ink Rally: [|||] White Out: [|||||] Rune of Odal: Intact. Action: Use the Pen.
[AZ] Sketched Deathknight: 105,000/115,000 HP. Dark Rush: [||] Action: Dark rush on Conquest.
[AZ] Shadow of Limbo: Spirit of Destruction 55,000/55,000 HP.Universal Destruction: [|||] Essence of the Destroyed: 55,000/55,000 HP. Flooding of the Dead: [|||]
[AZ] Zappy: 35,001/45,001 HP. Laser Charge: 1. Thunderstorm Charge: 1. Action: Fin Boomerang random target?
[AZ] Factory: 55,000/55,000 HP. Spambot construction: [||] Piebots: 2/2 hp x 40,000.
[AZ] Spiderbots: 1/1 x 20,000. Suicide onto the Kanto Starters in 1 turn!
[AZ] Stray Phoenix: 40,000/40,000 HP. Can only heal. Has passive Regen. Airborn. Respawns after its 1st death. Action: Heal Flaming flying Car.
[AZ] Chipian Army Sortie: 500/500 HP x 50.
[AZ] Neo: 25,000/25,000 HP. Evasive.
[AZ] doggy: 80,000/80,000 HP. Gets more damage when attacking the same target each round. Learns a new trick each turn.
[AZ] Lord Calzerb: 125,000/125,000 HP.
[AZ] Terror Creeper: 30,750/85,000 HP. Can send Minicreepers to stun others; Explodes when at low life. Do Not Go Gentle: [||]
Well, the update's done, so I'm editing my post.
I put the Bowser Amiibo ontop of the Super Mario Maker Sketchpad. I now have the Bowser Amiibo Mushroom unlocked!
I continue to use the Logic Distortion Remote to create an identical life-sized replica of the Super Mario Maker Sketchpad that mimics the Super Mario Maker Sketchpad. I create a Bowser Amiibo Mushroom, and eat it. Results are predicta- maybe I shouldn't say that. I eat the mushroom, and turn into Bowser. Rawr.
I create a book with only paper and old versions power then I start turning it into a Book of summoning with magic enchanting powers, ink and a feather(level 0(for the purposes of alchemy) allows you to create an entity who then last some turns and if killed you must still wait the end of those turns before summoning another one and one player is not able to sustain more than one entity at a given time each entity is vastly different from the other and chosen randomly you can charge the summoning of one of those entities to make it more resistant to mind control but it will still be weaker than one normally summoned entity but this book can be combined with other alchemies and then make entities with curious effects(like for example you combine the book with one rocket launcher then the entities might explode)).
Of course if you dislike that you can adjust as much as you want and even remove the summoning power and consider the summoning is only flavor for a damage alchemy.
Then I try using the power of acknowledging for making people know that there is currently a confusion between amount of text and standardized chains of actions with originality(whenever I read two posts of people thinking they are original I see absolutely no difference at all between them and they look all so much exactly identical I have the feeling people always do the same thing)
There is a reason why people says "the shortest jokes are the best" : the more information you write the more information will be unoriginal and look similar to the rest.
That excess information will drown what was original in your post if there was anything original.
Also as a plus the longest is a post the more long it is to read and if you make a post three times longer it will not have thee times more interesting things so the flux of interesting things is reduced.
Right when people are looking confused and are readying to answer back at this polemic speech I attack them making of this post officially the least original possible.
After that I ask if the rule about the fact that the more entities you create in a short span of time the weaker they are still apply?
every self-respecting video game needs a very easy minigame of simon says: 17/25 17/25 (should probably have mentioned DarkSide and Cyber-Jesus +1'd this earlier, but I didn't. Have an edit.)
I'll be perfectly honest with you, UserZero; I didn't hear anything of what you said last turn. At all.
And the part of destroying you was over exaggerated. Yes, I could use it for that purpose, but I actually needed it so I can complete this.
Pit tapes a copy of those words to the back of a contract that reads:
"Upon signing this contract, you, the shopkeeper, hereby agree that you have a sufficiently powerful sentence of words towards one party and agree to this deal: As long as you provide practical services towards one or both parties in whatever setting, you will be given invincibility to both you, the shopkeeper, and whatever area that your shop resides in. The only exception to this is when the plot (not you) decides to close your shop, upon which the contract will be voided on both sides.
Signed, Pit Icarus .
Shopkeeper's Immunity Contract Copyrighted 2010 by Recette
Starting value of actions from me starts at +4 for one because it equates to 2 turns for 1 bonus. And yes, I do have a shop, it's that stall over in that general vicinity.
Quartz Rose: A butterfly knife with rose inscriptions on it. It is made out of Rose Quartz. Anything that comes into contact with the blade will slowly crystalize-or really quickly crystalize if you kill them. Basically a variation of the spycicle.
Crossed with SCP-409 or whatever it is?
/null
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Suddenly, a giant fish slaps the Animate Gatorade.
And then another giant fish slaps the Animate Gatorade.
Yup.
That's it.
Inspired by Generic's earlier reference to Things That Do Not Exist, I track down this timeline's past Godmoder and ask him to tank for the AZs.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
A humanoid Minecraftian with declared affiliation to the Foundation. Despite said declared affiliation, documentation contrary to his claims exists: Namely, he claims proprietorship over the Foundation, contrary to direct evidence from the Administrator, the O5 Council, and eyewitness reports.
As covered above, he has powers similar to the rest of SCP-909-DTG "Ancestors".
==TO BE CONTINUED==
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I high-five Twin, Irecreeper, and Bomber for helping me complete the rap. Otherwise,
/null
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
i toss fish at UserZero
Factory; Begins producing spambots.
Topaz Frying Pan && Meowmere = Topaz Garfield 3/7
Factory Expansion: 3/10
2+ for below
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
19/50
11/20
I defect to the PZs. Richard, curious about what that incredibly tiny text is, strains with all his might to read it... despite, his best efforts, he can't quite make it out! He strains harder and harder, focusing all his energy that would otherwise be put towards blocking attacks into the matter!
I approach with perfect stealth mode from behind, with a giant custard pie...
SPLAT! ALL OVER HIS HAIR! IT'LL TAKE LITERALLY WEEKS TO WASH IT ALL OUT!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
???: 13/30 ============================== (+1 from Tazz, +2 from Twin)
Bomber begins charging a spell, ready to unleash the full power of his Grim Patrons.
Bloodlust: 1/10 ==========
+2 Erelye
Bomber pulls out Da Shooty Bolter, taking a brief moment to admire the ramshackle craftsmanship, or lack of craftsmanship thereof. Ork weaponry was one of the largest enigmas to the majority of the population, but Bomber had a grasp on how it works. All Orks produce a gestalt psychic field that grows in power the more Orks enjoy themselves as well as the more Orks believe in one thing. For example, if all Orks believe that painting their Trukks red will make them go faster, then it actually will! The Ork war machine is a terrifying sight to behold, at least for anyone on the receiving end of it. Seemingly endless tides of green, charging at you with Choppas and Shootas blazing. Within that horde, terrifying mechanical constructs built by the thinky types of Orks, such as Meks.
Da Shooty Bolter isn't a true Ork weapon, as its roots trace back to the Imperial Bolter. It was all made possible by the Alchemiter, and might be more powerful than the standard ork Shoota or Slugga. Finished admiring the weapon, Bomber takes aim at Conquest, and unloads a large amount of shots into him. Round after round was ejected from the gun and sent careening through Conquest's flesh, and that of his mount as well. This was even greater than the amount produced by the Twin-Linked Bolter. On top of that, it produced a loud noise that could only be described as DAKKA. Bomber couldn't help but break his relatively stoic demeanor for a moment, yelling with glee as he fired.
"HAHAHAHA. DAKKA!"
Bomber orders the Grim Patrons to continue their assault on Conquest, wanting to bring him to his knees.
Da Shooty Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 2" = Da Shootier Bolter (2/?)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
i toss Garfield at TT2000's custard pie, then repeatedly bash in his head with the Topaz Frying Pan
Factory; producing spambots.
Topaz Frying Pan && Meowmere = Topaz Garfield 4/7
Factory Expansion: 5/10?
2+ to pz's
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
I command the swords to attack conquest.
I use the book to summon up a normal bonesword and give it to Bomber. Seems fitting as you are the CEO of Hellco.
Come to kspcity! Transportation
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/tra
Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind
I parry TT's attack with a magnifying glass, and use said magnifying glass to start a fire on a random PZ entity.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
OK, because I forgot to tell anyone (because it seemed, initially, that everyone already knew): A few turns back the lowered Charge cap was lifted. However, you can't raise your charge's endpoint once it's made. Because I forgot to say this earlier, anyone who is now violating those rules is now will only have their charges start decaying now.
3,000 damage to the Animated Gatorade!
Sitrus Powder: A one-time use item to provide two turns of Regeneration for 1/8th of their HP each.
Magic Gun && Tracer = Trace of Magic (Level 3: 1/4)
On your response: Retcons happened. I didn't make the retcons, but they happened. Richard is not an ordinary man at this point, nor is any Godmodder (and keeping it that way would make other, more relevant plot holes: What about Piono and Alpha, both Godmodders and full-on Minecraftians with no-one controlling them? Being amazing coders do not justify their existence). As for your fight, I took all of that into account. You will still lose. I may have exaggerated her killspeed, but ultimately she would still kill you without a scratch.
Combo started! 6,000 damage to Conquest!
UserZero seems to completely ignore you. Well, she probably didn't, but it's more accurate to say she didn't care for what you said at all.
As Elizabeth was initially capped at 25, that charge is finished and will start decaying.
1/??
Perfect scored SAT && The Essence of Stupidity: Knowledge of Lies and Liars (Level 0: 1/1)
Knowledge of Lies and Liars: An Oxymoron. More seriously, a paper laced with the power of stupidity. It decreases the intelligence of all who hold it, including you, right now. My advice? Burn this with a flamethrower, freeze the ashes, and then take the frozen ashes and throw the whole thing into the nearest oblivion furnace.
Neo summoned! He will do as you say.
UserZero leaps up to meet you in midair and throws you back down, whereupon she crushes you with a chair! She won't let you just walk there-fight for every inch!
I'm fairly sure the Angel is dead, as are those Pretzel Elementals.
Holocrom && Holocrom Decriptor = Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0: 1/1)
Holocrom Datea Storige: This cube-shaped device can store a lot of information and take it back out for future viewing. Except, everything put into it will be riddled with misspellings, because it was crafted with misspelled versions of Star Wars stuff.
Wow, this is so suspenseful.
They were busy murdering a Stray Pretzel Elemental. They'll be here this turn.
Combo added to! 8,000 damage to Rainbow Dash!
Invis Watch > Fine = Dark Times (Level 2: 1/3)
They will do as you say.
5,400 damage to the n00b King!
Cup of Coffee && Poison Ivy = Poison Coffee (Level 1: 1/2)
UserZero is still OK. She already knew. She just doesn't really care.
The two blocks of iron share no differences except for when they were created.
The Spiderbots will do as you say!
Ho hum.
Rainbow Dash is randomly protected by a shield of Bronies, who are bros.
Quartz Rose: A butterfly knife with rose inscriptions on it. It is made out of Rose Quartz. Anything that comes into contact with the blade will slowly crystalize-or really quickly crystalize if you kill them. Basically a variation of the spycicle.
The Sketched Deathknight doesn't need to breath, he has no nose! The n00b King harmlessly de-transmutes thereafter.
The Blob takes no damage! The claws just go straight through it without any harm at all!
The Pokeballs are crushed by telekinesis! It looks like the two Mewtwo are going to require some REALLY good PokeBalls to capture. (After all, better models are harder to prevent breaking, both pre-capture and during capture.)
Magma Pig Spear: A dark pink spear with the inscription of a pig near to its center. It looks quite angry. Red lines dot the surface, and the pig inscription has red eyes. It has control over Swine and Magma; quite useful for the Nether.
What pet rock? You shield yourself regardless.
It appears the Narrative, through some weird Update Terminal program, is quite frankly not allowing it. You can tell because the Narrative likes white, bolded faux-greek text like that.
10,000 damage to the Animated Gatorade via combo!
UserZero immediately rips open your protection!
The Master Ball collides with one of the duo, capturing it without incident! It is now in your possession.
UserZero shoots down the other one with her signature dual Uzis.
Ram Horn && Dog Whistle = Horn of the Huntsman (Level 2: 1/3)
You create more shielding.
Whip Taser: The little brother of the Paralyzer that is wielded by Zero Suit Samus. It can tase, or turn into a whip.
You can't stop Charge Decay!
The Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect has no mind complex enough to allow for manipulation! The Hoenn Starters are still stuck in Limbo and cannot be interacted with!
Encyclopedia && Book of Time = Book of Knowledge (Level 2: 2/3)
Pokemon League Papers && Jewelry case = Badge Case (Level 1: 1/2)
Your Alchemy is nerfed by the Curse of Repetetivenesstm! It does nothing!
Ender Pearl + Art Of War = ERROR! INVALID SYNTAX! Use && (AND) or || (OR)!
Mistakes were made: I meant to say section 2.0 in the GameFAQ's guide, not 2.1. I'll send you there automatically as soon as I'm done with the Titans page.
You somehow succeed in casting the Curse of Hats, but UserZero isn't disrupted at all. It appears whatever's coming either involves hats already or isn't a summon at all!
The Terror Creeper is caught in the Maelstrom! It can't be targeted!
League Setup added!
Doggy's HP is getting nerfed, but Doggy summoned!
12,000 damage to the Kanto Starters!
Da Shooty Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 2" = Da Shootier Bolter (Level 4: 1/5)
16,000 damage to the Animated Gatorade!
Anti-Tuba Gel && Optic Implant = Anti-Tuba Optic Implant (Level 1: 1/2)
Richard declines your offer: What if someone attacks him with a Tuba? He won't be able to see the Tuba!
It will do as you say.
Bedrock^2 Ingots: These are extremely sturdy ingots made of Bedrock. It emits the faintest aura of Oblivion energies, empowering you ever, ever so slightly-it'll take years to get a payoff. They're also super-durable and regenerate a bit, but they can't melt ever so you'll need the Alchemiter to use these. Or something from Grayhold. Or something from the Dwarves.
1 Damage to UserZero! -25 distance to Yggdrasil!
You punch the ground! You notice the Pet Rock in the process.
Oops, didn't notice those Alchemies.
Sword && Laser Gun = Bayoneted Laser Rifle (Level 2: 3/3)
Bayoneted Laser Rifle: A fine Laser Rifle with a bayonet. Useful at all ranges.
Sharp Katana && Plasma essence = Plasma Katana (Level 2: 3/3)
Plasma Katana: A Katana with the searing heat of Plasma constantly enveloped in it. This can cut through quite a bit. You just made the Katana even cooler, congradulations.
Which Godmodder?
Module installed! You'll need to cooldown the Portable Factory to take advantage.
You can't add to the charge cap (as explained above), so I can't allow that. It's done at 15 Charges. You can use it next turn, but make sure to use it soon-otherwise the Decay will start.
She picks it up-it actually is ringing! She engages in a long conversation with a random man you don't know about that certainly isn't you. She hangs up.
10,000 HP / 20% Inflation to the Balloon Whelp! It looks like being deflated for so long seemed similar to extended periods of low blood pressure. Jeez.
She couldn't care less.
They hit the Ground! You presume because, very technically, the whole Server is a PZ entity as it's owned by UserZero.
Interdimensional Pocket Watch: You already explained this.
You attempt to trap Conquest, but UserZero kicks you for trying! She doesn't want all of her forces away!
(Corruption && Bugs) = Corruption (basically you're alchemizing stuff, and Corruption and Bugs are almost literally one and the same)
Interdimensional Pocket Watch && Corruption = Farlands Portal (Level 5: 1/6)
20,000 damage to Conquest!
Charged Mind Symbol: A foot-long symbol of the Mind, Teal-colored and packed with mental energies. One could use this for a variety of mind-related shenanigans.
Cursed Flames && Diluted Crimson Flame = Spiral Fires (Level 6: 1/7) Awww...
Spatial Energies && Blank Spell Tome = Bestal's "Spatial Rending and other useful Space Magic Techniques. (Level 5: 1/6).
Dissasembly: A dark green blade crackling with chaotic energies. This power can easily be used to sever and destroy whatever it touches, though it is limited.
Wand of Basic Spells && Diluted Creation Energy == Wand of Minor Creation (Level 5: 3/6)
The Wrath of Autocorrect seems extremely fast! Perhaps it's not incorrect text that's its weakness...
Because UserZero is at the bottom and the Distance to Yggdrasil has no HP bar, she merrily remidns you she never took that Spiny off of her head. Richard takes two damage!
UserZero then actually sees Deadpool and squees. She must be a fangirl.
UserZero: OMG DEADPOOL
UserZero: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
UserZero: AND THEN KILL THOSE GUYS
UserZero: AND TALK A LOT MORE WHILE YOU DO IT
She proceeds to near-drown Deadpool in massive amounts of money, wealth and value. Deadpool sees this unending pile of money and squees like a fangirl, joining the PZs!
5,000 damage to Conquest!
Uber0 immediately slices YOU in Twain instead, which somehow incidentally nails EXOS and brings him down to exactly 1 HP, somehow! This also destroys literally all of the Twisty Puzzles Millitary Base. She's long-tired of being summoned as entities in wars and wants absolutely nothing to do with this one, least of all with her psycho pseudo-twin over there! When her attempts to log off immediately fail, she slices you again and leaves for a far corner of the server to never be disturbed ever again, tossing her Axe (which is actually not the Blood Moon, but rather the Full Moon-you forgot UserZero's skin had blood on it). You hear her muttering about seeing if someone else will take up her long-despised mantle...
THEN, UserZero takes your very much separated self before you can wriggle your parts back together. She's angry at YOU for letting an unkillable player on the server! Her glare tells you that what she'd do to you is beyond unspeakable, and definitely not safe for a family-friendly site!
Thankfully, Richard immediately saves your life and stitches you back together.
Lord Calzerb summoned! He'll do as you say. Sadly, he won't be a boss, as that requires the highest amount of Charge, which is 50.
Living Fire Block && Linked Blade && Hellstone = Firebrand (Level 4: 1/5)
The n00b King will do as you say!
2,000 damage to the Mewtwo!
4,000 damage to the remaining Mewtwo!
It will do as you say, but the Hoenn Starters aren't there yet so it can't.
As compensation for missing your last post, your bubble is destroyed by a suiciding CX-Drone (which means you did 10,000 damage) and the collapse damages another for 5,000!
Bowser Amiibo: Do I really need to explain this to you?
Logic Distortion Remote: This bad boy sends reality out of whack in unpredictable ways! Sadly, it can only do so much at once.
Hylian Shield && Laser Gun = Hylian Beam Shield 1/???
You have a lot of unessecary spacing in your posts right now, mate. I suggest cutting back and letting some people have some of that spacing.
16,000 damage to the Animated Blob (the Combo + Old Valkryie)! You apply extra Ink to it as well!
Old Valkryie: A (mispelled) variant on the Armistyx, which is functionally similar but made of the much stronger Hallowed metal. Sadly, it's aged.
Infinite Gnu News Gun: You know how it goes...
Unfortunately, all gnu news is not new gnu news if it's new gnu news to ponies, so she dodges it all.
Conquest doesn't represent Victory! Nevertheless, it finds itself sapped of morale and will hit for less damage this turn!
OK, you make a good point. I'll roll the damage up to here. UserZero's IWBTG senses kick in and she dodges the massive spike! She didn't beat I Wanna Be The Guy on Impossible Mode ten times in a row without dying once while blindfolded and playing the main Mario theme with a Kazoo for nothing! however, it randomly impales Rainbow Dash instead, who takes 60,000 damage in all, which is probably lethal!
UserZero counters the Chair with a Table.
You guard yourself from attack this turn!
Indeed it does! A massive chasm dropping into lava is formed! It seems to be actively malevolent to attempts to cross it-you'll have to bridge it if you want to make any more progress!
Well, not really a different one. Just one where everyone's not all that interested in fighting people. Or being summoned as exploited weapons of war, you cruel monster.
Superlaser && Innocent Dwarf = You can't Alchemize with living Biological entities!
...whops. All three Soldiers immediately spawn.
Energy Armor && Diamond Armor = Shockjewel Armor (Level 3: 1/4)
Lunar Transport Energy Blade: Not actually a sword, but rather a thin portal on a stick. It has a rainbow-colored aura around it that attacks enemies that get in range with an explosive laser, and also, the portal cut is a thing. Unfortunately, very close-range.
The Chasm stops you!
UserZero dispels the curse despite it being mostly useless due to the chasm...
The Chasm stops you!
12-foot, 50-tonne Mythril Cleaver && Chainsaw && Metal Bone Scrap = Pure Terror Mk. 1(Lv. 5, 1/6)
Frost Flower && Fire Flower && Accursed Tome && Nevermelt Ice = Tome of Frozen RGB (Red Green Blue) Mk. 1(Lv. 4, 1/5)
Your entities will do as you say. Well, if they could.
Stopped by the Chasm!
Antique Timeclock: You think it's an old time clock that can let you travel through time. You're completely correct. IT'S LIKE YOU CAN READ MY MIND!
The combo ends explosively with 20,000 damage to the remaining Mewtwo, somehow bypassing the Chasm! I think that's all the PZ entities that you can target.
1,000 HP/2% inflation to the Balloon Whelp!
Thank.
Stopped by the Chasm!
The Factory will produce some Spambots!
Augh, my text resizer! So overzealous. Oh, it apperas Richard is too busy smashing you in with the flat of his Extreme Sword to care. UserZero still manages a laugh.
Stopped by the Chasm!
Your entities will do as you say.
Richard beat you to the punch.
Hey, you can't produce the Topaz Garfield! That would make it Level 6! That's too high!
Stopped by the Chasm!
You realize the Boneswords vanish over time. You duplicate your normal Bonesword to give it to him.
Richard beat you to the punch. You attempt to start a fire on the Animated Gatorade. Results are predictable.
You fail, in case you can't really predict. You fail because of the Chasm.
The sudden appearance of the Chasm stops every attack that isn’t airborn!
EXOS does its usual thing, gathering Endergy with Endergise and expending it on a new passive that gets him an Extra Endergy for the EoTB for every 10 he gets. Of course, he’s nearly dead, and he notices.
The Balloon Whelp scratches at Conquest for 4,000 damage! The Flaming Flying Car notices its target isn’t there! It and the The Shadow Fighter dual strike the Animated Gatorade, but only manage 4,000 damage each, and the Flaming Flying Car takes 4,000 in recoil…Zappy uses Fin Boomerang on a random Target, which turns out to be a Soldier! 4,000 damage to said Soldier! The Shadow of Limbo activates its Shatter, turning into the Spirit of Destruction and the Essence of the Destroyed! The Factory switches production to Spambots! The Stray Phoenix heals the Flaming Flying Car for 4,000 damage! The Mole Machine spits out 27 Grim Patrons! Jeez. This is going to get ugly fast.
The Terror Creeper lands, but is unable to explode again!
The CX Drones rush into action and crash! The intact ones deal 10,000 damage to Zappy, the Flaming Flying Car and the Shadow Fighter, and 20,000 to the Mole Machine! The damaged one sputters and dies over the Chasm, affecting no-one at all…The Hoenn Starters return from Limbo, fully evolved! A few souls of Limbo cling to them, having snuck through! The remaining Mewtwo gets angry, suddenly ganing three charge points! Its special will be ready next turn!
The Two godmodders glare at each other from the other side of the Chasm…Richard gives +2 to FBSN and Irecreeper! UserZero gives +2 to all PZ players!
Everyone spontaneously remembers the Pink object from before, and all look up to the skies…And watch as it crashes down on the Scribe with explosive force! The Wave of Pink energy is mostly harmless, but EXOS winds up supercharged by it-it was apparently Endergy! It’s energy soars from 3 to 33, and with its new passive, that’s 36! That is altogether way too much Endergy! It’ll take damage if it keeps more of that in by the next EoTB-being in the state its in it’ll die if that happens! The smoke clears from the blast and you see…
…Wow. You see a middle-aged man with a beard, dark pants and a jacket he’s wearing like a cape, with absolutely no shirt hidind an absolutely ripped body, grabbing the Scribe by his neck, yelling at the top of his lungs with quite the Baritone.
???: YOU PUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK!!!
???: REPEAT AFTER ME YOU IMBECILE:
???: YOU WILL NOT NOW NOR EVER AGAIN BREACH CONTAINMENT OF MY BEAUTIFUL SCP FOUNDATION!
???: THAT IS MY LIFE'S WORK!
???: YOU ARE RUINING IT!
???: THOSE THINGS ARE THINGS MAN WAS NEVER MEANT TO POSSESS!
???: I DON’T CARE THAT YOU DIDN’T ‘ACTUALLY’ SUMMON SCP-914, THIS IS A CONTAINMENT BREACH!
???: DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR YOU GORILLA-BRED MANIAC?!
He throws the Scribe to the floor, then turns to you.
???: Oh, yes. An introduction…
He then actually looks around.
???:…Ah. Another one of these, eh!? Hah, haven’t had a good fight since Psi!
…Since Psi?! Wait, does that mean-
???: I’m called the Captain…No, wait, augh! I have a foundation to protect!
The Captain: Augh! I’m only sticking around for so long! I NEED this level of practice!
The Captain: But wait, there’s two of you guys on opposite sides…AUGH!
The Captain: One’s breaching my containment…
The Captian: But that one’s got my old buddies in it…
The Captain:…Screw it! Whoever bribes me better gets my aid for a while, OK?
…You heard the man! Bribe him!
He’ll have a Bribery meter, which will indicate which side he'll be swinging for. He can hear you from across the Chasm so you can bribe him regardless of that impediment. If you’re successful he’ll be on your side.
???: Holy gorilla, what’s with all the yelling!?
And then the other force comes in! Walking in onto the Neutral side of the field is…Another Godmodder. His skin is that of Weegee with an eyepatch, and his username is WeegeeWeArrrr. He’s wearing a glove with an unknown symbol on it.
WeegeeWeArrrr: Jeez, first we log into this weird server while trying to get to 2b2t.
WeegeeWeArrrr: Then some jerk slams a star onto our head.
WeegeeWeArrrr: And now, we’re in a warzone.
WeegeeWeArrrr: Lemmessee…NO! That’s, that’s UserZero! Gorilla! We are dead!
WeegeeWeArrrr: And that’s…Wait.
WeegeeWeArrrr spots Richard. Coincidentally, you can now make out the symbol-it’s that of a B. A Capital Beta. Meaning, Beta Plus.
Oh the cruel irony. Richard just can’t bring himself to speak. UserZero looks as smug as all getout.
WeegeeWeArrrr: UserZero is fighting this Godmodder477 fellow…Nice username by the way, totally not unoriginal or anything.
WeegeeWeArrrr: If we kill him, UserZero might find it OK enough that we are let go from this horrible server…
WeegeeWeArrrr: Let’s face facts there’s no such thing as a way to get away from the Alpha-Omega that’s 100% certain.
WeegeeWeArrrr: Really, our best chance of survival just made itself apparent!
WeegeeWeArrrr: Time to rank up!
Wow. This was totally unhelpful. Weegee is now bent on making sure Richard is dead for his perceived out of the server. Fortunately, he comes pre-damaged and he’s nowhere near the level of either of these guys-take him out!
Terrain: Crater with Chasm (Ravine must be bridged!)
Weather: Clear (no effect)
[???] Chasm: 0% Bridging. Separates all non-airborn entities!
[???] The Captain: 20/20 HP. Bribing: 100% AZ==========0==========PZ -100%
[H] Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect: 150,000/150,000 HP.
[N] EXOS: 1/60,000 HP. Endergy: 36/20. Double-Action (acts twice in the EoTB). Currently gets 1 Endergy per EoTB. Airborn. Overloading-needs to spend Endergy until it's below 20!
[N] Sentient Conway's Game of Life Structure [N]: Gosper's Array 17,000/17,000 HP. Conway's Wall 12,000/12,000 HP. Yorke-Smith's Garden 21,000/21,000 HP. Structures must be killed in order. Action: Attack Conquest!
[N] Fortress: 70,000/70,000 HP. Structures: Base, Shrine. EVIL: 9%. Soldiers: 3. Soldier Cap: 3/3. Soldiers: 5,000/5,000 HP x2; 1,000/5,000 HP x1.
[N] Uber Headquarters: 30,000/30,000 HP. Defends an entity. Currently defending: EXOS.
[N-B] WeegeeWeArrrr: 35/40 HP.
[AZ] Balloon Whelp: 957,250/1,000,000 HP. Inflation = 51.5%. At 200% or 0% Inflation it dies instantly. Gains attack at higher inflation, gains evasiveness at lower Inflation. (current evasion = 20%) Airborn at 150% Inflation. Helium Breath: [||] Action: Claw at Conquest.
[AZ] Coveknight: 31,250/75,000 HP. Rotates into different passives each round. Color Aura = Yellow. Beholder's Eye [|||]. Protected against the first attack against it every turn. Action: Beholder's Eye on Random target!
[AZ] Flaming Flying Car: 29,000/75,000 HP. Airborn (duh). Sacrifices HP to attack; can create blinding smoke to blind entities w/o losing HP.
[AZ] Mole Machine: 4,750/65,000 HP. Summons 2 Grim Patrons plus one for every Grim Patron alive. Grim Patrons: 15,000/15,000 x52 HP; 8,000/15,000 x1 HP. Action: Attack Conquest!
[AZ] Shadow Fighter: 30,000/40,000 HP. Airborn. Gains damage over time. 30% Skill/15% Damage Up.
[AZ] n00b King: 24,600/30,000 HP. Notices the Pet Rock. Action: Attack the Pet Rock!
[AZ] Octothrope: 90,000/100,000 HP. Corruption: 0/15. Ink Rally: [|||] White Out: [|||||] Rune of Odal: Intact. Action: Use the Pen.
[AZ] Sketched Deathknight: 105,000/115,000 HP. Dark Rush: [||] Action: Dark rush on Conquest.
[AZ] Shadow of Limbo: Spirit of Destruction 55,000/55,000 HP.Universal Destruction: [|||] Essence of the Destroyed: 55,000/55,000 HP. Flooding of the Dead: [|||]
[AZ] Zappy: 35,001/45,001 HP. Laser Charge: 1. Thunderstorm Charge: 1. Action: Fin Boomerang random target?
[AZ] Factory: 55,000/55,000 HP. Spambot construction: [||] Piebots: 2/2 hp x 40,000.
[AZ] Spiderbots: 1/1 x 20,000. Suicide onto the Kanto Starters in 1 turn!
[AZ] Stray Phoenix: 40,000/40,000 HP. Can only heal. Has passive Regen. Airborn. Respawns after its 1st death. Action: Heal Flaming flying Car.
[AZ] Chipian Army Sortie: 500/500 HP x 50.
[AZ] Neo: 25,000/25,000 HP. Evasive.
[AZ] doggy: 80,000/80,000 HP. Gets more damage when attacking the same target each round. Learns a new trick each turn.
[AZ] Lord Calzerb: 125,000/125,000 HP.
[AZ] Terror Creeper: 30,750/85,000 HP. Can send Minicreepers to stun others; Explodes when at low life. Do Not Go Gentle: [||]
[PZ] Kanto Starters: 11,900/100,000 HP. Permanent Minicrits!
[PZ] CX-Drones: 10,000/10,000 HP x5; 2,263/10,000 HP x1. Noncombat. Changes Creepers into Mutant Creepers (or kills them). Suiciding next turn!
[PZ] Conquest: 48,000/140,000 HP. The Destroyer [||||]
[PZ] Hoenn Starters: 124,700/140,000 HP. Gets stronger over time.
[PZ] Pet Rock: 1/1 HP. Nigh-impossible to notice.
[PZ] Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade: 39,000/100,000 HP. After While [|||] Ink Stacks [|||||]
[PZ] Mewtwo: 24,000/50,000 HP. Wide Awake [||||||].
[PZ] Souls of Limbo: Invulnerable. Airborn. Will return when the Hoenn Starters are dead.
[PZ] Deadpool: 90,000/90,000 HP. Regenerates all lost HP if he doesn't die. Interferes with a random post per turn.
[PZ] Walker: 20/20 HP. Respawns 1 Round after death.
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 43/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 141/150 HP. Men Without Hats: [||]
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4655. Locked until Chasm is bridged.
Well, the update's done, so I'm editing my post.
I put the Bowser Amiibo ontop of the Super Mario Maker Sketchpad. I now have the Bowser Amiibo Mushroom unlocked!
I continue to use the Logic Distortion Remote to create an identical life-sized replica of the Super Mario Maker Sketchpad that mimics the Super Mario Maker Sketchpad. I create a Bowser Amiibo Mushroom, and eat it. Results are predicta- maybe I shouldn't say that. I eat the mushroom, and turn into Bowser. Rawr.
Alchemies:
Cornucopia && Pi = Infinite Pie Cornucopia 1/???
Hylian Shield && Laser Gun = Hylian Beam Shield 2/???
Completed Alchemies:
Super Mario Maker Sketchpad
Bowser Amiibo
Logic Distortion Remote
Charges:
14/25 Thunderstorm (+1 from Finalbattlestartsnow, +1 from Tazz)
17/25 Guardian King (+1 from Finalbattlestartsnow, +1 from Tazz)
Unnecessary spacing? It's all part of my master plan to give this thread about 20000 pages.
Please check out my PvP map based around explosions and fire, FireFight!
Sometimes, I wonder why they call mapmakers mapmakers and not cartographers.
Dragons n' Stuff
Please click!
Salad kick-starter 5 or 4(could be both)/25
I create a book with only paper and old versions power then I start turning it into a Book of summoning with magic enchanting powers, ink and a feather(level 0(for the purposes of alchemy) allows you to create an entity who then last some turns and if killed you must still wait the end of those turns before summoning another one and one player is not able to sustain more than one entity at a given time each entity is vastly different from the other and chosen randomly you can charge the summoning of one of those entities to make it more resistant to mind control but it will still be weaker than one normally summoned entity but this book can be combined with other alchemies and then make entities with curious effects(like for example you combine the book with one rocket launcher then the entities might explode)).
Of course if you dislike that you can adjust as much as you want and even remove the summoning power and consider the summoning is only flavor for a damage alchemy.
Then I try using the power of acknowledging for making people know that there is currently a confusion between amount of text and standardized chains of actions with originality(whenever I read two posts of people thinking they are original I see absolutely no difference at all between them and they look all so much exactly identical I have the feeling people always do the same thing)
There is a reason why people says "the shortest jokes are the best" : the more information you write the more information will be unoriginal and look similar to the rest.
That excess information will drown what was original in your post if there was anything original.
Also as a plus the longest is a post the more long it is to read and if you make a post three times longer it will not have thee times more interesting things so the flux of interesting things is reduced.
Right when people are looking confused and are readying to answer back at this polemic speech I attack them making of this post officially the least original possible.
After that I ask if the rule about the fact that the more entities you create in a short span of time the weaker they are still apply?
every self-respecting video game needs a very easy minigame of simon says: 17/25 17/25 (should probably have mentioned DarkSide and Cyber-Jesus +1'd this earlier, but I didn't. Have an edit.)
I'll be perfectly honest with you, UserZero; I didn't hear anything of what you said last turn. At all.
And the part of destroying you was over exaggerated. Yes, I could use it for that purpose, but I actually needed it so I can complete this.
Pit tapes a copy of those words to the back of a contract that reads:
"Upon signing this contract, you, the shopkeeper, hereby agree that you have a sufficiently powerful sentence of words towards one party and agree to this deal: As long as you provide practical services towards one or both parties in whatever setting, you will be given invincibility to both you, the shopkeeper, and whatever area that your shop resides in. The only exception to this is when the plot (not you) decides to close your shop, upon which the contract will be voided on both sides.
Signed, Pit Icarus .
Crossed with SCP-409 or whatever it is?
/null
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
13/20 13/20
ram horn && dog whistle = horn of the huntsman 2/3
I use my MPS to convert a group of nearby pigs into AZ aligned zombie-pigmen. They proceed with AZ type shenanigans.
WHAT, YOU CAN DO THAT
GOG DAG NABBIT MY WHOLE COMEBACK WAS DEPENDENT ON THAT
FRICK IT
MY TIME IS NOW
https://soundcloud.com/nbgmusicyt/cenarang-the-unseen-remix
JOHN MEMIA AT THE DtG0 SUUUUUUUUUUUPER SLAMMMMMMMMMMM
+2/2 2FISH.
Suddenly, a giant fish slaps the Animate Gatorade.
And then another giant fish slaps the Animate Gatorade.
Yup.
That's it.
Inspired by Generic's earlier reference to Things That Do Not Exist, I track down this timeline's past Godmoder and ask him to tank for the AZs.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Firebrand (Level 4: 2/5)
Yandere-chan's Old Katana + Crimtane = Bloody Katana 1/???
Dominus Knight 3/6 (+1 from compensation)
Neo Ultima 1/15
+2 to Irecreeper
The n00b King makes a Crappy Shield! +100 Max HP! (Buff or nerf if needed)
Calzerb uses Magic to attack to rain tiny rocks in the Crater!
I attempt to drink the Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade. (Redstone LOVES Lemon-Lime, partially because it can charge him.)
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
I pour water over the lava, making a short bridge.
Come to kspcity! Transportation
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/tra
Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind
I melt the Animated Blob of Lemon-Lim Gatorade with my Lunar Transport Energy Blade.
~~Charges~~
Giant Honey Badger: 12/25 (+2 Tazz)
OK, every person who posts after this until the next updop gets an additional +1 to both of their charges, as per the agreement. It's all done.
Here's to hoping for consistent daily updates in the future!
I give the Captain a Look.
"Nope."
"Nope nope nope nopity nope."
"NOPE."
"Downvote."
SCP-909-DTG-11 "The Captain":
Description:
A humanoid Minecraftian with declared affiliation to the Foundation. Despite said declared affiliation, documentation contrary to his claims exists: Namely, he claims proprietorship over the Foundation, contrary to direct evidence from the Administrator, the O5 Council, and eyewitness reports.
As covered above, he has powers similar to the rest of SCP-909-DTG "Ancestors".
==TO BE CONTINUED==
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!