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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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and there at once.
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same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
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Charges:
The first companion: 21/50
Slightly less red of a redshirt: 23/25 got +5 total. Got all three of those free +1s.
+1 to Mythic, +1 to Pricy
I look over at the Sleuth quizzically with his strange singing. After that, I use that bag from the SpongeBob movie that holds all the wind to inflate the Balloon Whelp. LIVE MY RANDOM FIVE POST CHARGE THAT I'VE BECOME STRANGELY ATTACHED TO! LIVE!
Alchemies:
Stone Mace && battery && Tesla coil = Charged Power Mace 4/5 Stupid me. That's not what it's called.
Metal box && light bulb && bar of soap && water bottle && black electrical wire && piano keys && water bottle && glove = Ekog Clock 3/6 Is it safe to assume this is level 5? Hello?
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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==Turn 1==
Storm 18/50 (+2 from Tazz)
Stone 18/50 (+2 from Tazz)
+2 toErelye.
Wand of Basic Spells && Diluted Creation Energy == Wand of Minor Creation 5/6
==Action==
Crystal looks at the Ravine. “Great. Flashback to the Glitch much? Well, I’m one to talk. I never even experienced that. Oh well. Bridging time!"
He hammerspaces a massive amount of blocks, before flying to the middle of the ravine and placing them with telekinesis. The bridge that is eventually formed is a monument to having far too much time on your hands, massive archways and bits of decor combining into a supremely gaudy bridge. It’s amazingly wide, encrusted with blocks of gold and diamond, and also made mostly of endstone and obsidian. Crystal then takes some leftover blocks of diamond from the bridge-building and tosses them over to the Captain. “More where that came from. Care to join us?"
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will try to use Black Bolt on Conquest.
Kanohi Hau Nuva 13/25 (waiting) (In theory, I could alchemize Kanohi, but that would rely too much on an obscure reference to the source material.)
Skarmory: 11/25
Magic Gun && Tracer 2/4
I throw large rocks at the Kanto Starters. These rocks happen to be very sharp, and will disintegrate on contact, making a cloud of rubble that will obstruct their target.
[2] Minecraft Focus: A focus that focuses a function on Minecraft. In this case, it would focus the Disguise Kit to disguise as all vanilla Minecraft entities.
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (4/50)
Project M05-NetHack.exe (15/40) (+2 from Twin, +2 from Tazz)
+2 to TwinBuilder
Entity Command
The Sentient Conway's Game of Life Structure will attack the Stray Phoenix. Note: It has guns.
Twisty Puzzles Military Base: I plant a single cube tree in its place to honor the Rubik's cubes that died to Generic's stupidity. He will be punished for this transgression against the Rubik's Cube Order. If the Allegiance Meter was still a thing, the AZs would have lost most of their points for his stupidity.
Action
I transmute part of the bridge to chlorine gas with SCP-4822-DTG.
Knowledge of Lies and Liars && Ray Gun: Gun of Stupidity. Shoots stupefying rays. 1/??
And now what you've all been waiting for...maybe. I'm not really sure.
A loud noise and a small shadow come from the direction where the battle started.
“It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s ELIZABETH!”
I face palm. “Oh, brother. Didn’t I tell you to wait?”
“I got bored. Besides, didn’t you charge me to the point you originally were supposed to?”
“Yes, but you’re too powerful for such low charge. The OP scale-”
Elizabeth’s whimsical face hardens. “Such parlor tricks can GET STUFFED!”
“My goodness, you’re a handful. Fine.”
Elizabeth turns to the battlefield, recently covered in fruit, but now a chasm once again. “Allow me to introduce myself. I am, ‘She who governs power.’ I know you all well. I am here because of a certain wish: to face the strong, and create bonds, in order to become stronger. I wish to save a certain person from a prison. Now please, show me your potential!”
She takes out a large book, and opens it to a page in the middle. “Your fate is in the cards!” PERSONA!
Elizabeth Enters the Battle!
HP: 20,000/20,000
Skills: Game Limitations
Can only be attacked once per turn, and cannot take over 9999 damage in that one attack.
Boss Rules: Gets to attack 2 times per turn, during my attacks.
Immune to status ailments, because Altus is unfair.
Soundtrack Override: All my major entities have this skill. All background noise that is normally present in Minecraft is replaced by a certain song. In this case, it's this.
If subject to an attack she (I) deems unfair and has over 0 hp after the attack, she will respond with Diarahan-Megidolaon (Things not to do). Something over the level of 2000 damage is OP, if she survives.
Has a moderate amount of defense; the most any single attack will probably do is 500. Except for the ending attack, once Elizabeth gets to below 5000 health, the damage resistance is removed. So you’d better get her down quickly.
Avatar of Power: She cannot die. She will not die. After her health is depleted, she ends the fight, and will leave the battlefield, but she is not dead. She is probably the single most powerful entity that has ever been summoned, but she’s only interested in a challenge, so she's not going all out by bringing all the power in the multiverse to bear. Yes, she can do that. Note: This ability is here for 2 reasons: First, I want to RP with her after she's defeated. Second, this is based off of her boss fight, where she is VERY MUCH ALIVE after her health bar has been depleted.
Attacks: Physical attacks that do decent damage.
Agidyne, Bufudyne, Ziodyne, Garudyne. These are basically her calling down elements upon someone.
4 related attacks that do a good amount of damage to one enemy on the field. These attacks have an element that affects damage: Fire, Ice, Lightning, and Wind respectively. Elizabeth will not attack someone who’s immune to the specific type of damage. If everyone on the enemy's side is immune, she casts Megidolaon (Things not to do). If she can exploit a weakness, she can. This is going to cross the chasm.
Persona switching: Elizabeth switches between Surt, Jack Frost, Thor, Cu Chulainn, Nebiros and Masakado. The first 4 allow her to use the elemental attacks above, but Nebiros and Masakado do something different.
Nebiros uses status moves that either poison or fear the enemies. Poison is poison, pretty simple. Fear status means that all attacks against the enemy are crits, and the enemy has a 50% chance of not attacking. If an enemy is feared, she has a 1/3 chance to use Ghastly Wail. This is an Insta-Kill on any Feared opponent, no questions asked.
Masakado uses Megidolaon: This move does an automatic 9999 damage to every enemy unless blocked. The way to block it is for Uzi to block it during the EOTB. Uzi cannot do anything other than block for that turn, or else the block does not work. That block prevents all damage Elizabeth does that turn, including from her other attack. For everyone’s sake, including my own, I will state when she switches Personas.
Pixie is a special persona. She brings it out when she is attacked with an overpowered skill that does not take her out, or if she is below 5000 HP after using Masakado. It uses one spell: Diarahan. This is a full heal that brings her back to 20,000 HP with no consequence. If a skill does over 2000 damage to her, and she survives, then prepare for this. Followed by a Megidolaon (Once again, things not to do).
Note: I removed two personas, the ones that use Mamudoon and Mahamaon, which are instakill attacks that have a 25% chance of hitting each enemy. If you want, I can put them back in, but that makes this boss more powerful than I’d like. She's supposed to be powerful, but that's just not fair.
If she’s too powerful, Tazz, tell me, and I’ll take out Nebiros from the rotation. Altus, here's to your annoyingly difficult super bosses.
"I make my living as an elevator attendant, but...
I know several effective ways of inflicting pain.
Don't worry, I'm not as fragile as I look. Try to kill me...if you can."
Current Persona: Surt
Lineup: Jack Frost, Thor, Cu Chulainn, Nebiros, Masakado
Move: Elizabeth uses Agidyne on a random PZ entity.
Also, Tazz, when was the retcon? I don’t recall. As far as Alpha is concerned, he’s Richard's split personality based in Minecraft, and thus is basically a Godmodded Minecraft avatar. Piono, I cannot recall the backstory of. Richard, on the other hand, barely survived the destruction of his house. Remember the end of Act V? His house was destroyed, and he was presumed dead, only to have the thing that ALWAYS happens when someone is supposed to be buried and no one looks for the body. (Hand reaching up through the ground yada yada.) He has one heck of a powerful spirit, and a moderately powerful physique, but I wouldn’t consider him anything other than human. Uzi, through your silence, and her actions, has shown herself to be at least partially inhuman. That's what I was talking about. No one is normal per se, but Uzi's been modified somewhat.
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
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Well, time to wait until these can use their specials. Attack random PZ's for now, Essence and Spirit.
Fourth Wall && Black Hole in a Jar = Ultracondensed Wall (Level 5: 5/6) Bane of Lapis && Journal #-1 = Tome of Knowledge Unwritten (Level ?: 1/?)
Anti-Tuba Gel && Optic Implant = Anti-Tuba Optic Implant (Level 1: 2/2) DONE
Well, take it anyway. Only use it if something like that giant tuba happens again.
12/50 Life (+2 from TheDrivingLlama, +3 from Tazz)
+2 to TheDrivingLlama.
1 Demon Blood Shard 1 Raspberry Pi 1 of any book 1 Empty Taglocks 1 Richard Taglock 1 Popcorn Bane of Lapis Ender Matrix Journal #-1 Black Hole in a Jar 18 Bedrock^2 Ingots
Zappy: (Also, things that were there but haven't been noticed/unused/cut are in RED within spoiler)
HP: 45,001
Abilities:
-Smart: Will avoid using attacks that could end in disaster for anyone but his enemies. If it would hurt foes and foes only, then he will do it, except in special situations.
-Laser: Gains 1 charge per round, max. 5. Can use up any amount of charge at any time. Deals laser damage. Different amounts of time give different attacks:
+Charge 1: Simple Laser: small amount of damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Wide Laser: Small amount of damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Laser Shotgun: Huge damage to foes in melee range, Scattered at longer range. Risky, will only use if the situation is dire/there's an opening
+C4: Laser Sniper: Long-range, 10% chance to crit, otherwise does moderate-high damage.
+C5: DEATH LASER: Terrifying damage to one foe. Mid-range.
-Thunderstorm: Like Laser, gains 1 charge/round, maximum of 10. Yes, it's more powerful than laser. He's a storm fish, what do you expect? Deals Lightning damage. Like laser, can use up any amount of charge at any time. Here's the attacks:
+Charge 1: Jolt: Small damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Shock: Deals small damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Volt Barrage: Deals small damage to up to 5 foes. Might miss (50%). Fires 10 shots. Mid-range.
+C4: Fry: Medium damage to a foe. Burns the foe. Mid-range.
+C5: Chain Lightning: Deals high damage to one foe, can jump between foes to deal half damage to them. This can repeat 5 times, each jump halving damage again and again. Close-range.
+C6: Shockwave: Doesn't deal damage, but pushes the target entity into being the last one attacking in the EOTB. Mid-range.
+C7: Bolt: Calls down a bolt from the heavens, dealing high damage to an opponent, and collateral damage to those that happen to be near him. Long-range.
+C8: Darken Skies: Calls forth a thunderstorm, darkening the skies and making lightning strike randomly. Changes weather to Thunderstorm for 5 turns.
+C9: Thunder Roar: Slightly damages all entities of a certain alignment. Close-Long range.
+C10A: THE GODS ARE ANGRY!: The nuke of Zeus. When activated, creates so many natural disasters you wouldn't be able to count them. Nature's balance goes out of whack, causing random thunderstorms to appear for the rest of the game, causing a massive ravine to appear between all alignments, and volcanoes erupting everywhere, causing massive fires. All of this nearly murders Zappy, as his little body cannot handle such power. He only hangs on by a thread (1HP). Usable only once. Unstoppable.
+C10B: AMP PLAINS: The ground becomes electrified for 5 turns, badly hampering grounded enemies by removing 10% HP per turn. Halves Zappy's current HP.
-Basic attack: Fin Boomerang: Very slight damage to one target. Mid-short range. Physical damage.
-Hide!: If his HP goes below 15%, he will attempt to hide behind the clouds, increasing his evade (20%). In the meantime, he doesn't attack or charge, but heals for 1000HP/turn until back to 1/2 HP.
-gorillaing Airborne!!! Apparently, I couldn't make this plain enough. So here. This was here the entire time, no joke.
-Able to use certain equipment.
-Current charges:
+2/5L, 2/10T
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Zappy, apparently unable to cross the ravine, just nests in Justin's pocket. And looks absolutely adorable doing it, too. +1L & T (Like I said, increases charge every turn, even when idle. Just not when he's healing.)
Justin (Pilot) notices the ravine. But because he's freaking airborne, he merely just flies over and fires his guns at Conquest. Might as well make use of flight, eh? +5% skill.
I sigh. Loudly.
Ugh... seriously? I REALLY have to put up with this? Pah, fine then.
I water a strange sapling with... ugh... blood... in order to make it grow. It's a very odd one. It kinda looks like the small trunk is made of a small sword blade, and the leaves made of more knife blades. The branches are literally even more sword blades. That's a lot of blades!
+...3 seconds later...+
The "tree" has fully grown to a size greater than any sword the world's best bladesmith could ever hope to create. It's very tall as well. It weighs more than an average log. It was so tough, even a diamond axe could never chop it down. Or almost any axe, for that matter. I use a special, atom-distorting axe to chop it down. Purposefully, I chop it in such a way to make it fall away from the chasm. I then fix a hilt onto the base of the tree.
Hrrrrrgh...
The bloody thing barely budged.
YRRRRRRGH....
I try even harder to get it to budge. I get it a little higher off the ground. But I would never be able to get it overhead... without some form of aid.
I activate Malice's ragemode. Raw strength flows through me... My eyes turn pure red... I lift the blade once more...
YRAAAAAAGH!!!!
I managed to get the massive blade over my head. With the massive blade overhead, I walk towards the chasm, preparing to swing it.
This blade shall bridge this gap!
As I get to the chasm's edge, I jump high into the air, and prepare to slam the tree... blade... thing... across the chasm to bridge it. The aftermath? A thundering sound. Doesn't do much, but was kinda startling. The knife-leaves also all fell off into the chasm. My strength fades.
Oof... well, at least that wasn't as painful as last time. And seems I could control it now, I'd say it hits home.
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=Turn One=
(11 / 50) A Deck Of Cards (+4 total from Richard, Redstone)
+1 to Pricey
+1 to Redstone
=Action=
First off, the Sleuth turns towards the Veteran.
cc: "Shut up, my singing's okay-ish. And so is that song." He then looks towards The Captain.
cc: "Now if you excuse me," the Sleuth continues, "I have someone to visit."
I build a small enclosed box (with a window), and switch Old Valkryie to Helicopter Rotor Scythe Mode, and stick it to the top of said box. I then fly over to The Captain.
cc: "Hello again, Captain!" The Sleuth says with glee, forgetting about being hard-boiled and stuff like that.
cc: He then takes on his general, more serious tone of voice. "Good to see you again."
cc: And with a quick toss, a massive bag of not-plot device candy corn lands in his hands.
cc: The Sleuth then tries to spark a conversation with his old friend. "So, you own / work for the Foundation? What's it like?"
After whatever sort of discussion happens, the Sleuth says his temporary goodbyes, and flies off towards the other side of the Crevace. Suddenly, the rotor jams, and the makeshift helicopter slams into Conquest, and explodes!
If I possess control over the Chipian Forces, I get them to attack the Hoenn starters!
Actually Tazz the Godmoder has fought before... Of their own will... Just saying. Also, it's not like "I" was responsible for it. These are completely levelheaded people choosing to fight of their own volition, stop making assumptions it's not your job. You can't stop me from making things up! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA nah I'm cool. Anyways, back to regularly scheduled posting.
New Gnu News Gun (Infinite Gnu News Gun) && Noose Gun = New Gnu News Noose Gun 1/6
+2 Crystal
Alright, one more PZ kill and we'll have them on the ropes. Alas, it looks like Weegee is deciding to be a "boss". Hah. ...You know, I kind of wonder why 2K always appends numbers to people's usernames. It's not that hard to get the one you want, sans numbers. Even less so considering Richard's supposed connections. Whatever, this war already had plenty of contradictions to begin with. WHAT'S ANOTHER FED TO THE RETCON GODS? ...Nah, no such deities exist. Besides, just look at my charge names. Clearly I'm not much of a theist. Anyways, back to the basics. And by basics I mean let's quiz Weegee to death.
CAT IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ: QUESTIONS 61-65
This is an entirely too obscure question. Who the hell even uses MSN Messenger in this age? I mean it's going to die in like. 2 years. Relative to "now", anyways. It's the thumbs up icon, by the way. No clue who'd've guessed that. Uh. I also call down lightning and a sheep stampede(Do sheep even stampede?) onto WeegeeWeArr.
I click the moss. Lisps are stupid. I then make WeegeeWeArr sew a quilt big enough to cover ZeroCraft in while he's being crushed under that statue and I'm flogging him with that thimble. Needless to say, he does terribly at it since Minecraftians don't have any opposable digits with which to sew properly. I berate him for his failure, and make him mop up the entire Chasm. He doesn't know how to, and I tsk at him for being such a miserable excuse for a Godmodder. I mean really, how terrible can he be. If he somehow does, I congratulate him on a job well done, then pull one of his eyes out and smash his head in with a brick of gold.
63. What are Chicken McNuggets made of?
[100% CHICKEN] [TASTELESS WHITE FILTH]
[SOIL] [WIN]
The answer is clearly tasteless white filth, but that was obvious. WeegeeWeArr complains, since his favorite food is Chicken McNuggets. I berate him for his horrible taste and make him eat 500 blocks of dirt while writing a 50-page essay about why Chicken McNuggets suck.
64. Which is true?
[PSP > DS] [DS > PSP]
[PSP = DS] [EGG >28]
I select EGG > 28, and WeegeeWeArr complains that that doesn't make any sense. I tell him to shut up, but agree with him since Splapp-Me-Do himself said it wasn't supposed to and that there's no logic behind the puzzle. Anyways, I force 29 raw eggs down WeegeeWeArr's throat, giving him salmonella.
Oh come on this is just silly. I click "largest" and move on with my life. This isn't even anything meaningful.
I should also mention that all your charges previously have also carried over, meaning that DarkSide has officially obtained the first action from me. Just give me the command and I'll follow suit.
I keep Crusher48 busy by using the +2 I got from UserZero (since for all intents and purposes I am Crusher48's character until I leave, that means that I count as a PZ player and thus can get the charges UserZero gives out regularly for being a PZ). I then take all the loot I got from UserZero and put it in a pile marked "DEADPOOL'S LOOT". If someone steals from it, they could use it to bribe somebody or hire {REDACTED} or whatever else they want to do with the cash. And I left it with no protection because I am really short-sighted.
DEADPOOL'S LOOT [N]: 50000/50000 HP (every 1000 damage equals +1% for bribing)
I then troll Richard by reversing the text in his stat bar. I honestly dont know what that does to his in-game properties, but it should probably be fairly funny.
So I somehow survived a 50-post charged attack, and now I have way too much endergy. So much, in fact, that Deadpool decided to leave my part of this post alone to avoid contamination. Time to upgrade my abilities to increase endergy storage (note: I was planning to do this anyways). Also, some alchemy operations:
Ender Pearl || Art Of War = Tactical Maneuver Pearl (TMP) 1/???
Grappling Hook Pistol && Ender Pearl = Ender Hook 1/???
Tactical Maneuver Pearl: Allows the user to teleport an allied entity to gain a tactical advantage.
Ender Hook: A specialized teleportation device that shoots out a modified ender pearl at high velocity, teleporting the user to the location aimed at. The system also has compensators that nullify fall damage that would be sustained from normal ender pearls.
System Upgrade Lvl 1: Upgrades systems using endergy, allowing EXOS to either gain a new ability or upgrade an existing ability. Cost is equal to the combined level of all current abilities (currently 7).
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Zombenstein: 7/50 (+1 from Tazz)
Boney: 7/50 (+2 from Tazz)
The L()rd signals Maniac to jump behind the PZ's. The L()rd then throws an ender pearl in an arc towards Maniac. Maniac jumps towards it and kicks it in such a powerful way that Chun Li would've cried in shame. The ender pearl flies straight into Conquest. The L()rd appears and slices Conquest with Dark Reach, the combined force of the ender pearl being kicked increasing the force of the slice.
Dark Reach: 1:1 = ???
(+2 to Twin)
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
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i set the Hoenn Starters on fire with a Degreaser, then promptly run away and built a level-three sentry built of Flare Guns and Scorch Shots, exploiting an odd quirk that allows them to retain there crit-on-fire powers in minecraft. i then charge them with 2 Diamond Postal Pummelers, whilst the Flare-Gun-And-Scorch-Shot-Sentry keeps them on fire and damaged. i then summon a bow from Freak Fortress 2, which just happens to be perma-critboosted and shoot them, causing a few boatloads of damage. Usage of the words "boatloads" causes a few boats (which just happen to be carrying loads of oil on them) on the Hoenn Starters. i then fill the Topaz Frying Pan with lava and dump it on them, for good measure.
Factory; producing spambots.
(2000 hp in groups of two, interrupts PZ attacks. )
Topaz Frying Pan && Meowmere = Topaz Garfield 5/5
Topaz Garfield created!
Factory Expansion: 7/10?
2+ to bribing the captain
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Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Bomber pulls out the blue book again, its cover ever-shifting as usual. It was a real mental strain for some of you to look at. He flips a few pages ahead and mutters a few words from it. Nothing much happens, but its mystery name is now a strange jumble of letters. The charge color has also changed.
Bomber thanks TSFHISEPIC for the Bonesword, which he promptly stashes away in a rift.
The Chasm posed a great problem to progress, as it created a quite literal rift between the two sides. The better news is that it would also defend his side from the majority of the others' attacks. This would give him more time to prepare or regroup. Since it is currently impossible for the Grim Patrons to cross the Chasm and attack any PZ entities, he orders them to defend the Mole Machine. They will Retaliate the best they can against anything that tries to attack them or the Mole Machine, but probably will only be able to do so under specific conditions considering The Chasm.
Bomber, in the mean time, sets to work on trying to repair The Mole Machine some. He pulls out a Mechanical Repair Kit and gets to work, welding the frame back together and tightening bolts. He also ensures that the portal is still relatively stable, and makes a few adjustments to the Coordinate Dimensional Ripper to make sure everything is A-OK. He puts the kit away, satisfied with his work. Hopefully the thing holds up for a little while longer.
"doggy, I need you to finish off Conquest with your lasers, alright?"
>BUY MATTRESSES ONLINE
doggy then fires deudly eye lasers at Conquest, the red hot beams theoretically crossing The Chasm and dealing a fair amount of damage. Provided this attack works, doggy will soon start gaining focus with his laser, causing more damage to Conquest each turn for as long as he lives. If this attack doesn't make it across The Chasm, well, it was worth a shot.
Da Shooty Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 2" = Da Shootier Bolter (Level 4: 3/5)
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UNDER HEAVEN DESTRUCTION: 13/50 (+2 from UserZero, +2 from delayed updates, +2 from Fseftr)
Best Pun Ever: 2/50
+2 to Fseftr
Walker growls at being unable to target the Terror Creeper, and decides to take his anger out on the Noob King... who seems to be the only thing thus far that hasn't been utterly terrified of Walker's mere presence. The two raise their swords and meet on the battlefield, the animatronic having used his leg strength to leap the entire way over the chasm with little difficulty prior... then swords clash. What would normally be a battle over in a matter of seconds is somehow dragged out to take almost an hour as the two parties exchange slashes, stabs, slices, and all sorts of various other attacks at each other, always ducking, dodging, parrying, and blocking to halt those attacks in their tracks. Astonishingly, the two have enough stamina to keep on fighting for far longer yet, and they do, an endless cycle of sparks flying off of their swords and scattering onto the grass beneath, a ring of fire sparking up around Walker and the Noob King. It Has To Be This Way starts playing, for some reason, as the two continue their impromptu duel, still incapable of landing a hit on the other. As the flames climb higher, still, it seems, nothing will result... until the Noob King starts to tire, sweating from the heat. Walker, due to being an animatronic, doesn't give a damn about it, and continues battling as normal, slowly, surely, overpowering the Noob King, until at long last, a hit is scored, as Walker lands a slash, the I Don't Even Know Yet biting deep into the Noob King's side. Having managed to draw first blood, Walker chuckles, then winds up, and stabs the Noob King straight through the chest, piercing something vital. The full battle, in all the glorious detail, shall sadly remain forever incompletely written down to the scholars of future days... but if they had known what had taken place, then surely, they would have revered it as one revers a masterpiece of artwork, for that was what it truly was.
In the past/present/something, Walker calmly walks (haha) back... to the chasm separating the battlefield, then, with a dismissive hmph, leaps straight over it again, landing firmly back on PZ territory.
I pull out a gun. But this is no normal gun. This is a gun that shoots guns. It's also a pain to load. I shoot Userzero and the gun flies across the chasm and bounces of Userzero and it the chasm.
Charges:
The first companion: 21/50
Slightly less red of a redshirt: 23/25 got +5 total. Got all three of those free +1s.
+1 to Mythic, +1 to Pricy
I look over at the Sleuth quizzically with his strange singing. After that, I use that bag from the SpongeBob movie that holds all the wind to inflate the Balloon Whelp. LIVE MY RANDOM FIVE POST CHARGE THAT I'VE BECOME STRANGELY ATTACHED TO! LIVE!
Alchemies:
Stone Mace && battery && Tesla coil =
ChargedPower Mace 4/5 Stupid me. That's not what it's called.Metal box && light bulb && bar of soap && water bottle && black electrical wire && piano keys && water bottle && glove = Ekog Clock 3/6 Is it safe to assume this is level 5? Hello?
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
==Turn 1==
Storm 18/50 (+2 from Tazz)
Stone 18/50 (+2 from Tazz)
+2 to Erelye.
Wand of Basic Spells && Diluted Creation Energy == Wand of Minor Creation 5/6
==Action==
Crystal looks at the Ravine. “Great. Flashback to the Glitch much? Well, I’m one to talk. I never even experienced that. Oh well. Bridging time!"
He hammerspaces a massive amount of blocks, before flying to the middle of the ravine and placing them with telekinesis. The bridge that is eventually formed is a monument to having far too much time on your hands, massive archways and bits of decor combining into a supremely gaudy bridge. It’s amazingly wide, encrusted with blocks of gold and diamond, and also made mostly of endstone and obsidian. Crystal then takes some leftover blocks of diamond from the bridge-building and tosses them over to the Captain. “More where that came from. Care to join us?"
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will try to use Black Bolt on Conquest.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Kanohi Hau Nuva 13/25 (waiting) (In theory, I could alchemize Kanohi, but that would rely too much on an obscure reference to the source material.)
Skarmory: 11/25
Magic Gun && Tracer 2/4
I throw large rocks at the Kanto Starters. These rocks happen to be very sharp, and will disintegrate on contact, making a cloud of rubble that will obstruct their target.
DTG0 Inventory: Radiant Sights, Spellweaver, Thunderstruck, Kanohi Hau Nuva
Mask work: Coming Soon!
BIONICLE Antics
Alchemies
Invis Watch > Fine = Dark Times (3/3)
Disguise Kit[1] && Minecraft Focus[2] = ??? (1/?)
[1] Disguise Kit: The stock disguise kit in TF2.
[2] Minecraft Focus: A focus that focuses a function on Minecraft. In this case, it would focus the Disguise Kit to disguise as all vanilla Minecraft entities.
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (4/50)
Project M05-NetHack.exe (15/40) (+2 from Twin, +2 from Tazz)
+2 to TwinBuilder
Entity Command
The Sentient Conway's Game of Life Structure will attack the Stray Phoenix. Note: It has guns.
Twisty Puzzles Military Base: I plant a single cube tree in its place to honor the Rubik's cubes that died to Generic's stupidity. He will be punished for this transgression against the Rubik's Cube Order. If the Allegiance Meter was still a thing, the AZs would have lost most of their points for his stupidity.
Action
I transmute part of the bridge to chlorine gas with SCP-4822-DTG.
6/50, Dark Bowser (+2 Tazz +1 Dark, +2 Richard)
+2 Dark
Alchemies
Knowledge of Lies and Liars && Ray Gun: Gun of Stupidity. Shoots stupefying rays. 1/??
And now what you've all been waiting for...maybe. I'm not really sure.
A loud noise and a small shadow come from the direction where the battle started.
“It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s ELIZABETH!”
I face palm.
“Oh, brother. Didn’t I tell you to wait?”“I got bored. Besides, didn’t you charge me to the point you originally were supposed to?”
“Yes, but you’re too powerful for such low charge. The OP scale-”Elizabeth’s whimsical face hardens. “Such parlor tricks can GET STUFFED!”
“My goodness, you’re a handful. Fine.”Elizabeth turns to the battlefield, recently covered in fruit, but now a chasm once again. “Allow me to introduce myself. I am, ‘She who governs power.’ I know you all well. I am here because of a certain wish: to face the strong, and create bonds, in order to become stronger. I wish to save a certain person from a prison. Now please, show me your potential!”
She takes out a large book, and opens it to a page in the middle. “Your fate is in the cards!” PERSONA!
Elizabeth Enters the Battle!
HP: 20,000/20,000
Skills: Game Limitations
Can only be attacked once per turn, and cannot take over 9999 damage in that one attack.
Boss Rules: Gets to attack 2 times per turn, during my attacks.
Immune to status ailments, because Altus is unfair.
Soundtrack Override: All my major entities have this skill. All background noise that is normally present in Minecraft is replaced by a certain song. In this case, it's this.
If subject to an attack she (I) deems unfair and has over 0 hp after the attack, she will respond with Diarahan-Megidolaon (Things not to do). Something over the level of 2000 damage is OP, if she survives.
Has a moderate amount of defense; the most any single attack will probably do is 500. Except for the ending attack, once Elizabeth gets to below 5000 health, the damage resistance is removed. So you’d better get her down quickly.
Avatar of Power: She cannot die. She will not die. After her health is depleted, she ends the fight, and will leave the battlefield, but she is not dead. She is probably the single most powerful entity that has ever been summoned, but she’s only interested in a challenge, so she's not going all out by bringing all the power in the multiverse to bear. Yes, she can do that. Note: This ability is here for 2 reasons: First, I want to RP with her after she's defeated. Second, this is based off of her boss fight, where she is VERY MUCH ALIVE after her health bar has been depleted.
Attacks: Physical attacks that do decent damage.
Agidyne, Bufudyne, Ziodyne, Garudyne. These are basically her calling down elements upon someone.
4 related attacks that do a good amount of damage to one enemy on the field. These attacks have an element that affects damage: Fire, Ice, Lightning, and Wind respectively. Elizabeth will not attack someone who’s immune to the specific type of damage. If everyone on the enemy's side is immune, she casts Megidolaon (Things not to do). If she can exploit a weakness, she can. This is going to cross the chasm.
Persona switching: Elizabeth switches between Surt, Jack Frost, Thor, Cu Chulainn, Nebiros and Masakado. The first 4 allow her to use the elemental attacks above, but Nebiros and Masakado do something different.
Nebiros uses status moves that either poison or fear the enemies. Poison is poison, pretty simple. Fear status means that all attacks against the enemy are crits, and the enemy has a 50% chance of not attacking. If an enemy is feared, she has a 1/3 chance to use Ghastly Wail. This is an Insta-Kill on any Feared opponent, no questions asked.
Masakado uses Megidolaon: This move does an automatic 9999 damage to every enemy unless blocked. The way to block it is for Uzi to block it during the EOTB. Uzi cannot do anything other than block for that turn, or else the block does not work. That block prevents all damage Elizabeth does that turn, including from her other attack. For everyone’s sake, including my own, I will state when she switches Personas.
Pixie is a special persona. She brings it out when she is attacked with an overpowered skill that does not take her out, or if she is below 5000 HP after using Masakado. It uses one spell: Diarahan. This is a full heal that brings her back to 20,000 HP with no consequence. If a skill does over 2000 damage to her, and she survives, then prepare for this. Followed by a Megidolaon (Once again, things not to do).
Note: I removed two personas, the ones that use Mamudoon and Mahamaon, which are instakill attacks that have a 25% chance of hitting each enemy. If you want, I can put them back in, but that makes this boss more powerful than I’d like. She's supposed to be powerful, but that's just not fair.
If she’s too powerful, Tazz, tell me, and I’ll take out Nebiros from the rotation. Altus, here's to your annoyingly difficult super bosses.
"I make my living as an elevator attendant, but...
I know several effective ways of inflicting pain.
Don't worry, I'm not as fragile as I look. Try to kill me...if you can."
Current Persona: Surt
Lineup: Jack Frost, Thor, Cu Chulainn, Nebiros, Masakado
Move: Elizabeth uses Agidyne on a random PZ entity.
Also, Tazz, when was the retcon? I don’t recall. As far as Alpha is concerned, he’s Richard's split personality based in Minecraft, and thus is basically a Godmodded Minecraft avatar. Piono, I cannot recall the backstory of. Richard, on the other hand, barely survived the destruction of his house. Remember the end of Act V? His house was destroyed, and he was presumed dead, only to have the thing that ALWAYS happens when someone is supposed to be buried and no one looks for the body. (Hand reaching up through the ground yada yada.) He has one heck of a powerful spirit, and a moderately powerful physique, but I wouldn’t consider him anything other than human. Uzi, through your silence, and her actions, has shown herself to be at least partially inhuman. That's what I was talking about. No one is normal per se, but Uzi's been modified somewhat.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Kanohi Hau Nuva: 14/25
Skarmory: 12/25
Magic Gun && Tracer: 3/4
I offer the captain the choice of any mask of power/Kanohi I can provide, subject to some limitations, to be provided at a later time.
DTG0 Inventory: Radiant Sights, Spellweaver, Thunderstruck, Kanohi Hau Nuva
Mask work: Coming Soon!
BIONICLE Antics
7/30 Starters 4
7/15 Badge 1 engie x2, uxi x2, free x2
+2 engie
Encylopedia AND Book of Time = Book of Knowledge M 3/3
Welcome Basket AND Dire Hit = Critical Gift M 1/?
___
Alright... Mercury examines, and talks to if possible, the souls of limbo.
>Tazz: Clarify whether free +1 and 2s are for each charge or not.
Well, time to wait until these can use their specials. Attack random PZ's for now, Essence and Spirit.
Fourth Wall && Black Hole in a Jar = Ultracondensed Wall (Level 5: 5/6)
Bane of Lapis && Journal #-1 = Tome of Knowledge Unwritten (Level ?: 1/?)
Anti-Tuba Gel && Optic Implant = Anti-Tuba Optic Implant (Level 1: 2/2) DONE
Well, take it anyway. Only use it if something like that giant tuba happens again.
12/50 Life (+2 from TheDrivingLlama, +3 from Tazz)
+2 to TheDrivingLlama.
1 Raspberry Pi
1 of any book
1 Empty Taglocks
1 Richard Taglock
1 Popcorn
Bane of Lapis
Ender Matrix
Journal #-1
Black Hole in a Jar
18 Bedrock^2 Ingots
DarkSide: 12-foot, 50-tonne Mythril Cleaver && Chainsaw && Metal Bone Scrap = Pure Terror Mk. 1(Lv. 5, 2/6)
Justin: Frost Flower && Fire Flower && Accursed Tome && Nevermelt Ice = Tome of Frozen RGB (Red Green Blue) Mk. 1(Lv. 4, 2/5)
Justin's flying skill: 35% (17.5% damage increase)(Skill%/2 = %damage increase, max 50% damage increase)
Justin's machines and equipment: Shadow Fighter (HP: 40000/40000), Staff of the Cometians Mk. 1
DarkSide's machines and equipment: Malice Mk. 1
DarkSide: Intimidating Vessel (8/35) IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII (+2 Compensation)
Justin: Planetary Unrest (6/35) IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII (+2 Pit, Pricey)
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Entities:
Zappy: (Also, things that were there but haven't been noticed/unused/cut are in RED within spoiler)
HP: 45,001
Abilities:
-Smart: Will avoid using attacks that could end in disaster for anyone but his enemies. If it would hurt foes and foes only, then he will do it, except in special situations.
-Laser: Gains 1 charge per round, max. 5. Can use up any amount of charge at any time. Deals laser damage. Different amounts of time give different attacks:
+Charge 1: Simple Laser: small amount of damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Wide Laser: Small amount of damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Laser Shotgun: Huge damage to foes in melee range, Scattered at longer range. Risky, will only use if the situation is dire/there's an opening
+C4: Laser Sniper: Long-range, 10% chance to crit, otherwise does moderate-high damage.
+C5: DEATH LASER: Terrifying damage to one foe. Mid-range.
-Thunderstorm: Like Laser, gains 1 charge/round, maximum of 10. Yes, it's more powerful than laser. He's a storm fish, what do you expect? Deals Lightning damage. Like laser, can use up any amount of charge at any time. Here's the attacks:
+Charge 1: Jolt: Small damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Shock: Deals small damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Volt Barrage: Deals small damage to up to 5 foes. Might miss (50%). Fires 10 shots. Mid-range.
+C4: Fry: Medium damage to a foe. Burns the foe. Mid-range.
+C5: Chain Lightning: Deals high damage to one foe, can jump between foes to deal half damage to them. This can repeat 5 times, each jump halving damage again and again. Close-range.
+C6: Shockwave: Doesn't deal damage, but pushes the target entity into being the last one attacking in the EOTB. Mid-range.
+C7: Bolt: Calls down a bolt from the heavens, dealing high damage to an opponent, and collateral damage to those that happen to be near him. Long-range.
+C8: Darken Skies: Calls forth a thunderstorm, darkening the skies and making lightning strike randomly. Changes weather to Thunderstorm for 5 turns.
+C9: Thunder Roar: Slightly damages all entities of a certain alignment. Close-Long range.
+C10A: THE GODS ARE ANGRY!: The nuke of Zeus. When activated, creates so many natural disasters you wouldn't be able to count them. Nature's balance goes out of whack, causing random thunderstorms to appear for the rest of the game, causing a massive ravine to appear between all alignments, and volcanoes erupting everywhere, causing massive fires. All of this nearly murders Zappy, as his little body cannot handle such power. He only hangs on by a thread (1HP). Usable only once. Unstoppable.
+C10B: AMP PLAINS: The ground becomes electrified for 5 turns, badly hampering grounded enemies by removing 10% HP per turn. Halves Zappy's current HP.
-Basic attack: Fin Boomerang: Very slight damage to one target. Mid-short range. Physical damage.
-Hide!: If his HP goes below 15%, he will attempt to hide behind the clouds, increasing his evade (20%). In the meantime, he doesn't attack or charge, but heals for 1000HP/turn until back to 1/2 HP.
-gorillaing Airborne!!! Apparently, I couldn't make this plain enough. So here. This was here the entire time, no joke.
-Able to use certain equipment.
-Current charges:
+2/5L, 2/10T
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Zappy, apparently unable to cross the ravine, just nests in Justin's pocket. And looks absolutely adorable doing it, too. +1L & T (Like I said, increases charge every turn, even when idle. Just not when he's healing.)
Justin (Pilot) notices the ravine. But because he's freaking airborne, he merely just flies over and fires his guns at Conquest. Might as well make use of flight, eh? +5% skill.
I sigh. Loudly.
Ugh... seriously? I REALLY have to put up with this? Pah, fine then.
I water a strange sapling with... ugh... blood... in order to make it grow. It's a very odd one. It kinda looks like the small trunk is made of a small sword blade, and the leaves made of more knife blades. The branches are literally even more sword blades. That's a lot of blades!
+...3 seconds later...+
The "tree" has fully grown to a size greater than any sword the world's best bladesmith could ever hope to create. It's very tall as well. It weighs more than an average log. It was so tough, even a diamond axe could never chop it down. Or almost any axe, for that matter. I use a special, atom-distorting axe to chop it down. Purposefully, I chop it in such a way to make it fall away from the chasm. I then fix a hilt onto the base of the tree.
Hrrrrrgh...
The bloody thing barely budged.
YRRRRRRGH....
I try even harder to get it to budge. I get it a little higher off the ground. But I would never be able to get it overhead... without some form of aid.
I activate Malice's ragemode. Raw strength flows through me... My eyes turn pure red... I lift the blade once more...
YRAAAAAAGH!!!!
I managed to get the massive blade over my head. With the massive blade overhead, I walk towards the chasm, preparing to swing it.
This blade shall bridge this gap!
As I get to the chasm's edge, I jump high into the air, and prepare to slam the tree... blade... thing... across the chasm to bridge it. The aftermath? A thundering sound. Doesn't do much, but was kinda startling. The knife-leaves also all fell off into the chasm. My strength fades.
Oof... well, at least that wasn't as painful as last time. And seems I could control it now, I'd say it hits home.
+1 to Pit, MegaMinEr
=Turn One=
(11 / 50) A Deck Of Cards (+4 total from Richard, Redstone)
+1 to Pricey
+1 to Redstone
=Action=
First off, the Sleuth turns towards the Veteran.
I build a small enclosed box (with a window), and switch Old Valkryie to Helicopter Rotor Scythe Mode, and stick it to the top of said box. I then fly over to The Captain.
cc: "Hello again, Captain!" The Sleuth says with glee, forgetting about being hard-boiled and stuff like that.
cc: He then takes on his general, more serious tone of voice. "Good to see you again."
cc: And with a quick toss, a massive bag of not-plot device candy corn lands in his hands.
cc: The Sleuth then tries to spark a conversation with his old friend. "So, you own / work for the Foundation? What's it like?"
After whatever sort of discussion happens, the Sleuth says his temporary goodbyes, and flies off towards the other side of the Crevace. Suddenly, the rotor jams, and the makeshift helicopter slams into Conquest, and explodes!
If I possess control over the Chipian Forces, I get them to attack the Hoenn starters!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Actually Tazz the Godmoder has fought before... Of their own will... Just saying. Also, it's not like "I" was responsible for it. These are completely levelheaded people choosing to fight of their own volition, stop making assumptions it's not your job. You can't stop me from making things up! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA nah I'm cool. Anyways, back to regularly scheduled posting.
7/50 This World... +1 from Tazz
7/50 Has No Need For Gods +1 from Tazz
Express Delivery && Postclaim Essence = The Mailsnatcher (Level 4: 4/5)
New Gnu News Gun (Infinite Gnu News Gun) && Noose Gun = New Gnu News Noose Gun 1/6
+2 Crystal
Alright, one more PZ kill and we'll have them on the ropes. Alas, it looks like Weegee is deciding to be a "boss". Hah. ...You know, I kind of wonder why 2K always appends numbers to people's usernames. It's not that hard to get the one you want, sans numbers. Even less so considering Richard's supposed connections. Whatever, this war already had plenty of contradictions to begin with. WHAT'S ANOTHER FED TO THE RETCON GODS? ...Nah, no such deities exist. Besides, just look at my charge names. Clearly I'm not much of a theist. Anyways, back to the basics. And by basics I mean let's quiz Weegee to death.
This is an entirely too obscure question. Who the hell even uses MSN Messenger in this age? I mean it's going to die in like. 2 years. Relative to "now", anyways. It's the thumbs up icon, by the way. No clue who'd've guessed that. Uh. I also call down lightning and a sheep stampede(Do sheep even stampede?) onto WeegeeWeArr.
I click the moss. Lisps are stupid. I then make WeegeeWeArr sew a quilt big enough to cover ZeroCraft in while he's being crushed under that statue and I'm flogging him with that thimble. Needless to say, he does terribly at it since Minecraftians don't have any opposable digits with which to sew properly. I berate him for his failure, and make him mop up the entire Chasm. He doesn't know how to, and I tsk at him for being such a miserable excuse for a Godmodder. I mean really, how terrible can he be. If he somehow does, I congratulate him on a job well done, then pull one of his eyes out and smash his head in with a brick of gold.
63. What are Chicken McNuggets made of?
[100% CHICKEN] [TASTELESS WHITE FILTH]
[SOIL] [WIN]
The answer is clearly tasteless white filth, but that was obvious. WeegeeWeArr complains, since his favorite food is Chicken McNuggets. I berate him for his horrible taste and make him eat 500 blocks of dirt while writing a 50-page essay about why Chicken McNuggets suck.
64. Which is true?
[PSP > DS] [DS > PSP]
[PSP = DS] [EGG >28]
I select EGG > 28, and WeegeeWeArr complains that that doesn't make any sense. I tell him to shut up, but agree with him since Splapp-Me-Do himself said it wasn't supposed to and that there's no logic behind the puzzle. Anyways, I force 29 raw eggs down WeegeeWeArr's throat, giving him salmonella.
Oh come on this is just silly. I click "largest" and move on with my life. This isn't even anything meaningful.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
I should also mention that all your charges previously have also carried over, meaning that DarkSide has officially obtained the first action from me. Just give me the command and I'll follow suit.
16/25 Alternate End (+3 Tazz)(+2 UserZero)
"Wait, EXOS isnt dead?"
I keep Crusher48 busy by using the +2 I got from UserZero (since for all intents and purposes I am Crusher48's character until I leave, that means that I count as a PZ player and thus can get the charges UserZero gives out regularly for being a PZ). I then take all the loot I got from UserZero and put it in a pile marked "DEADPOOL'S LOOT". If someone steals from it, they could use it to bribe somebody or hire {REDACTED} or whatever else they want to do with the cash. And I left it with no protection because I am really short-sighted.
DEADPOOL'S LOOT [N]: 50000/50000 HP (every 1000 damage equals +1% for bribing)
I then troll Richard by reversing the text in his stat bar. I honestly dont know what that does to his in-game properties, but it should probably be fairly funny.
So I somehow survived a 50-post charged attack, and now I have way too much endergy. So much, in fact, that Deadpool decided to leave my part of this post alone to avoid contamination. Time to upgrade my abilities to increase endergy storage (note: I was planning to do this anyways). Also, some alchemy operations:
Ender Pearl || Art Of War = Tactical Maneuver Pearl (TMP) 1/???
Grappling Hook Pistol && Ender Pearl = Ender Hook 1/???
Tactical Maneuver Pearl: Allows the user to teleport an allied entity to gain a tactical advantage.
Ender Hook: A specialized teleportation device that shoots out a modified ender pearl at high velocity, teleporting the user to the location aimed at. The system also has compensators that nullify fall damage that would be sustained from normal ender pearls.
EXOS Core: 29/60 endergy (-7 System Upgrade)(+30? Pink Thing)(+3 Ender Accumulation)(+1 Ender Generator)
Active Abilities: 3
System Upgrade Lvl 1: Upgrades systems using endergy, allowing EXOS to either gain a new ability or upgrade an existing ability. Cost is equal to the combined level of all current abilities (currently 7).
Endergize Lvl 2: gathers endergy, gaining 5 endergy.
Void Bolt Lvl 1: Blasts a target on the battlefield with a Void Bolt from the skies, dealing 1000 damage per point of Endergy used.
Void Shield Lvl 1: Shields a target. The shields block 1000 damage per point of endergy used, and do not regenerate normally.
Passive Abilities: 1
Ender Generator Lvl 1: At the end of each OP post, generates 1 Endergy.
Ender Accumulation Lvl 1: Gains 10% interest on accumulated Endergy (for every 10 Endergy obtained, gains 1 Endergy after each update)
Capacity Lvl 1: Endergy capacity increased to 60.
Zombenstein: 7/50 (+1 from Tazz)
Boney: 7/50 (+2 from Tazz)
The L()rd signals Maniac to jump behind the PZ's. The L()rd then throws an ender pearl in an arc towards Maniac. Maniac jumps towards it and kicks it in such a powerful way that Chun Li would've cried in shame. The ender pearl flies straight into Conquest. The L()rd appears and slices Conquest with Dark Reach, the combined force of the ender pearl being kicked increasing the force of the slice.
Dark Reach: 1:1 = ???
(+2 to Twin)
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
i set the Hoenn Starters on fire with a Degreaser, then promptly run away and built a level-three sentry built of Flare Guns and Scorch Shots, exploiting an odd quirk that allows them to retain there crit-on-fire powers in minecraft. i then charge them with 2 Diamond Postal Pummelers, whilst the Flare-Gun-And-Scorch-Shot-Sentry keeps them on fire and damaged. i then summon a bow from Freak Fortress 2, which just happens to be perma-critboosted and shoot them, causing a few boatloads of damage. Usage of the words "boatloads" causes a few boats (which just happen to be carrying loads of oil on them) on the Hoenn Starters. i then fill the Topaz Frying Pan with lava and dump it on them, for good measure.
Factory; producing spambots.
(2000 hp in groups of two, interrupts PZ attacks. )
Topaz Frying Pan && Meowmere = Topaz Garfield 5/5
Topaz Garfield created!
Factory Expansion: 7/10?
2+ to bribing the captain
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Bomber pulls out the blue book again, its cover ever-shifting as usual. It was a real mental strain for some of you to look at. He flips a few pages ahead and mutters a few words from it. Nothing much happens, but its mystery name is now a strange jumble of letters. The charge color has also changed.
Y̷͟͢͠a̸͞c̛̀a̵̴̸̢̛ ̛̀͏͘ķ̀́͟͝f̶̵͘͢ ̶̛͟K̴w̴͞͡a̵҉̛͞ ̡͢C҉͞͝͝y҉̵͜͠p̶͞j̷̵̡͡g̀͟͢v̷̢̀͡g̵̡ ̀͜͟҉̸k͝͡f͜͏́͘͝ ̡̀͠҉N̷̛p̴̷ų̷̴́͢s͜͏̴̛͟: 16/30 ============================== (+2 from Tazz)
Bloodlust: 4/10 ============== (+2 from Tazz)
+2 to Erelye
Bomber thanks TSFHISEPIC for the Bonesword, which he promptly stashes away in a rift.
The Chasm posed a great problem to progress, as it created a quite literal rift between the two sides. The better news is that it would also defend his side from the majority of the others' attacks. This would give him more time to prepare or regroup. Since it is currently impossible for the Grim Patrons to cross the Chasm and attack any PZ entities, he orders them to defend the Mole Machine. They will Retaliate the best they can against anything that tries to attack them or the Mole Machine, but probably will only be able to do so under specific conditions considering The Chasm.
Bomber, in the mean time, sets to work on trying to repair The Mole Machine some. He pulls out a Mechanical Repair Kit and gets to work, welding the frame back together and tightening bolts. He also ensures that the portal is still relatively stable, and makes a few adjustments to the Coordinate Dimensional Ripper to make sure everything is A-OK. He puts the kit away, satisfied with his work. Hopefully the thing holds up for a little while longer.
"doggy, I need you to finish off Conquest with your lasers, alright?"
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doggy then fires deudly eye lasers at Conquest, the red hot beams theoretically crossing The Chasm and dealing a fair amount of damage. Provided this attack works, doggy will soon start gaining focus with his laser, causing more damage to Conquest each turn for as long as he lives. If this attack doesn't make it across The Chasm, well, it was worth a shot.
Da Shooty Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 2" = Da Shootier Bolter (Level 4: 3/5)
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A second. It will only take one second.
5/50 Ladder to the sky. (+2 from Tazz)
5/50 Clothing. (+2 from Tazz)
Cup of Coffee && Poison Ivy (2)
Memory is the first thing to go.
Walker: Level 1, 10000 damage
UNDER HEAVEN DESTRUCTION: 13/50 (+2 from UserZero, +2 from delayed updates, +2 from Fseftr)
Best Pun Ever: 2/50
+2 to Fseftr
Walker growls at being unable to target the Terror Creeper, and decides to take his anger out on the Noob King... who seems to be the only thing thus far that hasn't been utterly terrified of Walker's mere presence. The two raise their swords and meet on the battlefield, the animatronic having used his leg strength to leap the entire way over the chasm with little difficulty prior... then swords clash. What would normally be a battle over in a matter of seconds is somehow dragged out to take almost an hour as the two parties exchange slashes, stabs, slices, and all sorts of various other attacks at each other, always ducking, dodging, parrying, and blocking to halt those attacks in their tracks. Astonishingly, the two have enough stamina to keep on fighting for far longer yet, and they do, an endless cycle of sparks flying off of their swords and scattering onto the grass beneath, a ring of fire sparking up around Walker and the Noob King. It Has To Be This Way starts playing, for some reason, as the two continue their impromptu duel, still incapable of landing a hit on the other. As the flames climb higher, still, it seems, nothing will result... until the Noob King starts to tire, sweating from the heat. Walker, due to being an animatronic, doesn't give a damn about it, and continues battling as normal, slowly, surely, overpowering the Noob King, until at long last, a hit is scored, as Walker lands a slash, the I Don't Even Know Yet biting deep into the Noob King's side. Having managed to draw first blood, Walker chuckles, then winds up, and stabs the Noob King straight through the chest, piercing something vital. The full battle, in all the glorious detail, shall sadly remain forever incompletely written down to the scholars of future days... but if they had known what had taken place, then surely, they would have revered it as one revers a masterpiece of artwork, for that was what it truly was.
In the past/present/something, Walker calmly walks (haha) back... to the chasm separating the battlefield, then, with a dismissive hmph, leaps straight over it again, landing firmly back on PZ territory.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Alchemies
The Ambassador[1] && SCP-585 = Spy's Sharpener (1/?)
[1] From TF2.
Disguise Kit && Minecraft Focus = ??? (2/?)
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (5/50)
Project M05-NetHack.exe (16/40)
+2 to TwinBuilder
Action
I transmute part of the bridge to zirconium with SCP-4822-DTG, then use the Zirconium Manipulation Cube to melt the zirconium.
I start making a cobblestone bridge 1/5.
I pull out a gun. But this is no normal gun. This is a gun that shoots guns. It's also a pain to load. I shoot Userzero and the gun flies across the chasm and bounces of Userzero and it the chasm.
Come to kspcity! Transportation
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Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind