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Twisty Puzzles Military Base deploys 3,500 repair cubes, 500 attack cubes and no defense cubes. The attack cubes will attack the Hoenn Starters. The base itself will attack the Splat Charger Inkling.
The Sentient Conway's Game of Life Structure will attack Conquest.
Action
I pull out a flamethrower from the Weaponsmith's Briefcase and set the n00b king on fire with it. I then have a little fun with the n00b king's new combusting state by transmuting every atom in the remaining part of its body to hydrogen, causing the n00b king to go full Hindenburg.
@Tazz I accidentally forgot to say that UserZero had her mind annihilated by the realization (caused by Total Perspective Vortex), that damn spam filter deleted my post and I forgot to write this insignificant detail.
This nerve gun doesn't work properly and the portable factory has stopped... this is strange
I need to make a test...
Said so he flies away over his throne at match speed, after reaching an height of approximately 8000 metres he stops.
Firstly he creates a cube of iron (1 m³) moving random atoms of matter around him and turning them in the appropriate form and order in such a way that the cube is pure.
Later he just moves his hands and through magic he creates another cube of iron of the same dimension of the first one and completely pure just like the other one .
He wishes to analyse them to see if they are different in any way or form.
All the Spider E372 (spiderbots) are ordered to attack the Kanto Starters.
Charges
Inter Multiversal Team of Engineers 9/20
Absorbing energy from my surroundings 14/15
Module || (energy field generators && particle beams generators) = Module of Extreme Metallurgy (Level 5: 4/6)
Module || (advanced multi tool && robotic hands) = Module of advanced machining (Level 4: 4/5)
SCP-409 && Black Rose = Quartz Rose (4/4 COMPLETE!)
Invis Watch > Fine = ??? (2/?)
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (3/50)
Project M05-NetHack.exe (10/40)
+2 to TwinBuilder
Action
I pull out SCP-4822-DTG and transmute every atom of the n00b king into chlorine, then use the Gans 35.5 to move the n00b-king-shaped chlorine cloud onto the Sketched Deathknight, rendering it unable to attack this turn.
Lava Bucket && Pig Head On Pike = Magma pig spear 5/5 COMPLETED
I stab the non pig side of the spear into the ground, shooting a spray of lava that inadvertently destroys the Pet Rock. The pillar of magma then instantly cools into a stone wall.
15/50
9/20
I have an idea, and type up slash fic. Except, it's in the rare language of the slash-people, a language that's mostly dead except for Richard and User Zero, who still know it. It's broadcasted straight into their minds, once again...
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
Thanks, Irecreeper! Let's take this to the fridge!
I also stick some of the CX-Drones into a dome, to protect from suicidal blasts.
Lastly,
"This is for all the people who couldn't catch you any other way back in Gen 1!"
I throw a Master Ball at a Mewtwo. Then, I throw another Master Ball at the other Mewtwo. It's not my fault someone traded me a Pokemon with a Master Ball equipped! (Yes, this is a legitimate way to get Master Balls)
2/??
Perfect scored SAT && The Essence of Stupidity (Sarah Palin's barely existent brain): Knowledge of Lies and Liars
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
11/20 11/20 (edited to account for the free +1 that were given)
Ram Horn && Dog Whistle= Horn of the Huntsman 1/?
I raise my MPS ( Magma Pig Spear ) and spray an arc of lava from the pig's head above me that rapidly solidifies into a shield from whatever the pink falling thing is.
Rashki stores the RHP in a lead box, to prevent decay.
He then flogs Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect with the whiptaser, while I go inside its mind, (if he has defenses I go into the Hoenn's starters minds and attempt to disable their evolving) and impair all of its motor capabilities
Encylopedia AND Book of Time = Book of Knowledge 2/?
Pokemon League Papers AND Jewlery Case = Badge Case 1/?
*cough*
__
Badge Case: For vanity purposes
__
So many entities. Mercury shoots the Daedeleus Stormbow M at the balloon whelp. The combination of sharpness of the arrows and the fact lightning can't be good for balloons makes this super super effective.
I attempt to make a weird alchemy: Ender Pearl + Art Of War = Tactical Maneuver Pearl (lvl ??)
Tactical Maneuver Pearl: Also known as the Ender Wiggins Pearl, this device allows the user to teleport an entity or group of entities into an advantageous tactical position, allowing them to deal critical damage or evade incoming fire.
I then disrupt UserZero's summon by casting Curse of Hats, which causes hats to be put on whatever she is summoning so that they are no longer Men Without Hats, ruining the summon. When this fails, I also point out that every time UserZero summons a boss she loses HP, so she might as well never summon any bosses because that way she survives longer (and she can ignore entity battles because entities cant do anything to a godmodder).
I automatically default to using Endergize while I read section 2.1 in the GameFAQs guide to DTG.
System Upgrade Lvl 1: Upgrades systems using endergy, allowing EXOS to either gain a new ability or upgrade an existing ability. Cost is equal to the combined level of all current abilities (currently 6).
A Gamma Phantom appears. Blah blah blah same deal as the Beta phantom but it can use Anti-Auda which causes entities to lose priority in the EoTB (1 stack) or become too slow to dodge attacks properly (2 stacks). Or the other way around. Depends on which effect is stronger.
UNDER HEAVEN DESTRUCTION: 3/50 (+2 from Fseftr)
+2 to Fseftr
Y'know how Walker gave that you're next look to the Terror Creeper? Well, this turn, he makes good on that threat by flash-stepping over to it, and with his first attack, hacking off one of it's legs. He repeats this process to lock the Terror Creeper in place, then begins pulling out Terror Creeper organs in reverse alphabetical order, making a really poor-quality pun for each of them. Due to it being reverse alphabetical order, it's gonna take him some time to get to the brain... some very painful and arduous time, occasionally punctuated by the insertion of a sword into various fleshy part of the Terror Creeper. Also, since skin counts as an organ, that gets ripped off pretty soon. Once done with that, he finishes his attack for this turn by performing a Kancho with his I Don't Even Know Yet on the Terror Creeper (look up the word Kancho at your own risk), cleans it off by wiping I Don't Even Know Yet on the Terror Creeper's face, and wanders back to his side of the field.
Encylopedia AND Book of Time = Book of Knowledge 3/?
Pokemon League Papers AND Jewlery Case = Badge Case 2/?
___
Alright, an explanation for the public. The Zerocraft(?) Pokemon League is Mercury' levelling system, based on charging instead of damage dealt.
Charges Needed.
League Setup: 50
Badge 1: 15
Badge 2: 20
Badge 3: 25
Badge 4: 30
Badge 5: 35
Badge 6: 40
Badge 7: 45
Badge 8: 50
League Setup doesn't really do anything, just allows for the unlocking of badges. Each odd badge gives a 2% boost to damage, and health if it ever comes up, while even badges give a 3% boost to each stat. This is a flat rate, AKA 8 badges would give 20%, not whatever the math says. After all eight badges are done, there's a special thing you'll find out about then.
Bomber's cell rings in his pocket with a chirpy little tune. He quickly answers.
"Hello?"
michel: "hey! doggy's battery is done charging. he'll be over right away."
"Perfect! Thank you so much for your help, I owe ya one."
"no big deal, man! though, maybe you could send some funds, always would appreciate more money for more bots."
"Ah, we'll iron out those details later, I got business to attend to. See ya."
"bye!"
The call was done, and his order should be arriving any moment now...
There is suddenly a chill in the air, as many people feel a strange presence on the server. Suddenly, they see a shadowy mass gathering nearby, which became very large. It slowly begins to mold itself, changing shape into a roughly canine shape. Two red eyes beam out of its face, glaring down upon all before it. A threatening voice is heard, emanating from somewhere within the shadowy mass.
>WHO DARE SUMMON DOGGY
The bot, doggy, has joined the server!
doggy: 100,000/100,000 (Balance as necessary)
Eye Lasers: doggy's standard attack, he shoots someone with menacing eye lasers.
Laser Charge Focus: The longer doggy focuses his Eye Lasers on a single target, the stronger the laser becomes. Will reset to its base damage if he changes targets or uses a different move.
Learning AI: doggy is a learning reply-bot, meaning he will learn new abilities when he detects them and will add them to his arsenal. This means he can copy the special powers of other entities, or even users (to an extent, up to Tazz on how far his learning abilities go) and add them to his list of abilities. This does include passives.
He will also speak random gibberish by stringing together words he has learned as a reply to any text input, but this is more for lore or hilarity rather than damage. Implement this into any Uzi/Richard conversations as you like!
Bomber hears a strange musical sound nearby. It was the sound of a funky beat.
"What is this I hear with my ear?"
And there they were, the DK Crew, doing what they do best: sing their cheesy rap! Bomber felt the pangs of nostalgia, and couldn't help but join in with the combo song.
He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
The combo rap has been upheld, and the gods of funky fresh beats are satisfied by the contribution to the ultimate cheesy rap.
Bomber starts another alchemy, as his previous alchemy was too high level and will have to wait until the Alchemiter upgrades.
He takes out the second volume in Irongutta's hit series and combines it with Da Shooty Bolter.
Da Shooty Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 2" = Da Shootier Bolter (1/?)
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
JECMQQUWS EMKMTTAP; BEM HTOSMZG GH DZWJ UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
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16/25 (Mobile Base)
16/25 (Project "Revelation")
Holocrom && Holocrom Decriptor =
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control (Level 5)
Its a holocrom from star wars that store lots of info, just google it.
A bronze pocket watch falls to the ground with dull, echoing thud.
1/50 Ladder to the Sky
1/50 Clothing
Memory is the first thing to go.
=Turn One=
(5 / 50) A Deck Of Cards (+1 from Pricey)
Armistyx && Hallowed Bar = Old Valkryie (lvl 5, 6/6) -> Complete!
+1 to Redstone
+1 to Pricey
=Action=
I first attempt to find the Chipian Soldiers; they haven't spawned!
After that arbitrary task, I notice FBSN doing the DK Rap. Therefore, I join in to add damage!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well!
He's finally back, to kick some tail!
His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too!
He's the first member of the DK Crew!
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Alchemies
SCP-409 && Black Rose = Quartz Rose (3/4)
Invis Watch[1] > Fine = ??? (1/?)
[1] From TF2.
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (2/50)
Project M05-NetHack.exe (9/40) (+2 from Twin)
+2 to TwinBuilder
Entity Command
Twisty Puzzles Military Base deploys 3,500 repair cubes, 500 attack cubes and no defense cubes. The attack cubes will attack the Hoenn Starters. The base itself will attack the Splat Charger Inkling.
The Sentient Conway's Game of Life Structure will attack Conquest.
Action
I pull out a flamethrower from the Weaponsmith's Briefcase and set the n00b king on fire with it. I then have a little fun with the n00b king's new combusting state by transmuting every atom in the remaining part of its body to hydrogen, causing the n00b king to go full Hindenburg.
Tick ... tock ... tick ... tock ...
2/50 Ladder to the sky.
2/50 Clothing
Cup of Coffee && Poison Ivy. (1)
Memory is the first thing to go.
@Tazz I accidentally forgot to say that UserZero had her mind annihilated by the realization (caused by Total Perspective Vortex), that damn spam filter deleted my post and I forgot to write this insignificant detail.
This nerve gun doesn't work properly and the portable factory has stopped... this is strange
I need to make a test...
Said so he flies away over his throne at match speed, after reaching an height of approximately 8000 metres he stops.
Firstly he creates a cube of iron (1 m³) moving random atoms of matter around him and turning them in the appropriate form and order in such a way that the cube is pure.
Later he just moves his hands and through magic he creates another cube of iron of the same dimension of the first one and completely pure just like the other one .
He wishes to analyse them to see if they are different in any way or form.
All the Spider E372 (spiderbots) are ordered to attack the Kanto Starters.
Charges
Inter Multiversal Team of Engineers 9/20
Absorbing energy from my surroundings 14/15
Module || (energy field generators && particle beams generators) = Module of Extreme Metallurgy (Level 5: 4/6)
Module || (advanced multi tool && robotic hands) = Module of advanced machining (Level 4: 4/5)
salad kickstarter 4/25(or three since I lost my count)
Wow, this guy really does his homework. (This is a good thing)
Combine Task Force: 10/15
I fire lasers fueled from substantial amounts testosterone at Rainbow Dash.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Alchemies
SCP-409 && Black Rose = Quartz Rose (4/4 COMPLETE!)
Invis Watch > Fine = ??? (2/?)
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (3/50)
Project M05-NetHack.exe (10/40)
+2 to TwinBuilder
Action
I pull out SCP-4822-DTG and transmute every atom of the n00b king into chlorine, then use the Gans 35.5 to move the n00b-king-shaped chlorine cloud onto the Sketched Deathknight, rendering it unable to attack this turn.
Zombenstein: 5/50 (+1 from Ultima)
Boney: 4/50
+2 Twinbuilder
The L()rd teleports to the Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade and slashes it repeatedly with Dark Reach.
Maniac throws 100 spike-covered pokeballs at a Mewtwo.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
9/20 9/20
Lava Bucket && Pig Head On Pike = Magma pig spear 5/5 COMPLETED
I stab the non pig side of the spear into the ground, shooting a spray of lava that inadvertently destroys the Pet Rock. The pillar of magma then instantly cools into a stone wall.
9/20
I have an idea, and type up slash fic. Except, it's in the rare language of the slash-people, a language that's mostly dead except for Richard and User Zero, who still know it. It's broadcasted straight into their minds, once again...
/////
\\\\
\/\/\/\/
(I guess this is counter-godmodding!?)
+2 Finalbattlestartsnow
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
28/50 Elizabeth (+2 from TT)
+1 TT2000, Irecreeper
I continue the Rap:
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
Thanks, Irecreeper! Let's take this to the fridge!
I also stick some of the CX-Drones into a dome, to protect from suicidal blasts.
Lastly,
"This is for all the people who couldn't catch you any other way back in Gen 1!"I throw a Master Ball at a Mewtwo. Then, I throw another Master Ball at the other Mewtwo. It's not my fault someone traded me a Pokemon with a Master Ball equipped! (Yes, this is a legitimate way to get Master Balls)
2/??
Perfect scored SAT && The Essence of Stupidity (Sarah Palin's barely existent brain): Knowledge of Lies and Liars
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
11/20 11/20 (edited to account for the free +1 that were given)
Ram Horn && Dog Whistle= Horn of the Huntsman 1/?
I raise my MPS ( Magma Pig Spear ) and spray an arc of lava from the pig's head above me that rapidly solidifies into a shield from whatever the pink falling thing is.
Whip || Taser = Whiptaser (Level 2: 3/3) DONE
Rashki stores the RHP in a lead box, to prevent decay.
He then flogs Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect with the whiptaser, while I go inside its mind, (if he has defenses I go into the Hoenn's starters minds and attempt to disable their evolving) and impair all of its motor capabilities
The Cavalry (x28 automatons) 2/50
Shia Labeouf 5/15
Interdimensional Pocket Watch (Level 4: 4/5)
+2 to Nimble
47/50 League Setup engie x2
5/30 Starters 4 uzi x2
+2 engie
Encylopedia AND Book of Time = Book of Knowledge 2/?
Pokemon League Papers AND Jewlery Case = Badge Case 1/?
*cough*
__
Badge Case: For vanity purposes
__
So many entities. Mercury shoots the Daedeleus Stormbow M at the balloon whelp. The combination of sharpness of the arrows and the fact lightning can't be good for balloons makes this super super effective.
Oh, and thank you Nimble.
9/25 Alternate End
I attempt to make a weird alchemy: Ender Pearl + Art Of War = Tactical Maneuver Pearl (lvl ??)
Tactical Maneuver Pearl: Also known as the Ender Wiggins Pearl, this device allows the user to teleport an entity or group of entities into an advantageous tactical position, allowing them to deal critical damage or evade incoming fire.
I then disrupt UserZero's summon by casting Curse of Hats, which causes hats to be put on whatever she is summoning so that they are no longer Men Without Hats, ruining the summon. When this fails, I also point out that every time UserZero summons a boss she loses HP, so she might as well never summon any bosses because that way she survives longer (and she can ignore entity battles because entities cant do anything to a godmodder).
I automatically default to using Endergize while I read section 2.1 in the GameFAQs guide to DTG.
EXOS Core: 8/20 endergy (+5 Endergize)(+1 Ender Generator)
Active Abilities: 3
System Upgrade Lvl 1: Upgrades systems using endergy, allowing EXOS to either gain a new ability or upgrade an existing ability. Cost is equal to the combined level of all current abilities (currently 6).
Endergize Lvl 2: gathers endergy, gaining 5 endergy.
Void Bolt Lvl 1: Blasts a target on the battlefield with a Void Bolt from the skies, dealing 1000 damage per point of Endergy used.
Void Shield Lvl 1: Shields a target. The shields block 1000 damage per point of endergy used, and do not regenerate normally.
Passive Abilities: 1
Ender Generator Lvl 1: At the end of each OP post, generates 1 Endergy.
Walker: LV1, 10000 damage
Gamma Phantom: 15/15 (+2 from UserZero)
A Gamma Phantom appears. Blah blah blah same deal as the Beta phantom but it can use Anti-Auda which causes entities to lose priority in the EoTB (1 stack) or become too slow to dodge attacks properly (2 stacks). Or the other way around. Depends on which effect is stronger.
UNDER HEAVEN DESTRUCTION: 3/50 (+2 from Fseftr)
+2 to Fseftr
Y'know how Walker gave that you're next look to the Terror Creeper? Well, this turn, he makes good on that threat by flash-stepping over to it, and with his first attack, hacking off one of it's legs. He repeats this process to lock the Terror Creeper in place, then begins pulling out Terror Creeper organs in reverse alphabetical order, making a really poor-quality pun for each of them. Due to it being reverse alphabetical order, it's gonna take him some time to get to the brain... some very painful and arduous time, occasionally punctuated by the insertion of a sword into various fleshy part of the Terror Creeper. Also, since skin counts as an organ, that gets ripped off pretty soon. Once done with that, he finishes his attack for this turn by performing a Kancho with his I Don't Even Know Yet on the Terror Creeper (look up the word Kancho at your own risk), cleans it off by wiping I Don't Even Know Yet on the Terror Creeper's face, and wanders back to his side of the field.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
50/50 League Setup engie x26/30 Starters 4
+2 engie
Encylopedia AND Book of Time = Book of Knowledge 3/?
Pokemon League Papers AND Jewlery Case = Badge Case 2/?
___
Alright, an explanation for the public. The Zerocraft(?) Pokemon League is Mercury' levelling system, based on charging instead of damage dealt.
Charges Needed.
League Setup: 50
Badge 1: 15
Badge 2: 20
Badge 3: 25
Badge 4: 30
Badge 5: 35
Badge 6: 40
Badge 7: 45
Badge 8: 50
League Setup doesn't really do anything, just allows for the unlocking of badges. Each odd badge gives a 2% boost to damage, and health if it ever comes up, while even badges give a 3% boost to each stat. This is a flat rate, AKA 8 badges would give 20%, not whatever the math says. After all eight badges are done, there's a special thing you'll find out about then.
Doggy's Battery: 20/20 ====================
???: 8/30 ==============================
+2 to Twin
Bomber's cell rings in his pocket with a chirpy little tune. He quickly answers.
"Hello?"
michel: "hey! doggy's battery is done charging. he'll be over right away."
"Perfect! Thank you so much for your help, I owe ya one."
"no big deal, man! though, maybe you could send some funds, always would appreciate more money for more bots."
"Ah, we'll iron out those details later, I got business to attend to. See ya."
"bye!"
The call was done, and his order should be arriving any moment now...
There is suddenly a chill in the air, as many people feel a strange presence on the server. Suddenly, they see a shadowy mass gathering nearby, which became very large. It slowly begins to mold itself, changing shape into a roughly canine shape. Two red eyes beam out of its face, glaring down upon all before it. A threatening voice is heard, emanating from somewhere within the shadowy mass.
>WHO DARE SUMMON DOGGY
The bot, doggy, has joined the server!
doggy: 100,000/100,000 (Balance as necessary)
Eye Lasers: doggy's standard attack, he shoots someone with menacing eye lasers.
Laser Charge Focus: The longer doggy focuses his Eye Lasers on a single target, the stronger the laser becomes. Will reset to its base damage if he changes targets or uses a different move.
Learning AI: doggy is a learning reply-bot, meaning he will learn new abilities when he detects them and will add them to his arsenal. This means he can copy the special powers of other entities, or even users (to an extent, up to Tazz on how far his learning abilities go) and add them to his list of abilities. This does include passives.
He will also speak random gibberish by stringing together words he has learned as a reply to any text input, but this is more for lore or hilarity rather than damage. Implement this into any Uzi/Richard conversations as you like!
Bomber hears a strange musical sound nearby. It was the sound of a funky beat.
"What is this I hear with my ear?"
And there they were, the DK Crew, doing what they do best: sing their cheesy rap! Bomber felt the pangs of nostalgia, and couldn't help but join in with the combo song.
He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
The combo rap has been upheld, and the gods of funky fresh beats are satisfied by the contribution to the ultimate cheesy rap.
Bomber starts another alchemy, as his previous alchemy was too high level and will have to wait until the Alchemiter upgrades.
He takes out the second volume in Irongutta's hit series and combines it with Da Shooty Bolter.
Da Shooty Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 2" = Da Shootier Bolter (1/?)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA