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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Argh, this is taking soo long. Let's just summon it now and get this over with.
No. Not now.
But-
Patience Briefcase. I'll cover for you while you're summoning.
And how are you gonna do that?
Watch this.
I Snap my fingers, and the whole ground turns boiling hot. Then, As I raise my hand up, the ground rises, creating a volcano.
> SIGMATIC573: ERUPT
The volcano's top explodes, sending boiling-hot lava everywhere. It hits the CX-Drones, the Hoenn and Kanto Starters, the Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade, the n00b king, and the Octothrope with tremendous firepower. Clearly, I think I made a fine piece of art.
Holy Yoyleberries.
What? You've never seen real magic before your very eyes?
If i fail, i turn around and whack TheDrivingLama before he can attack.
-snip-
You fail to comprehend me, seeing as I am actually a mental construct, named Narra, with my current host being the human Rashki.
You cannot attack what does not exist on your same plane. It's like trying to cure a mental condition by punching it. And even if you killed Rashki, I would be sent to Limbo, still able to go in and out of others' minds
In layman's terms: Trying to punch me don' don't diddly work
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Oh my.
Shadow of Limbo, use Dimensional Pocket on the Hoenn Starters. Next turn, it's shatter time.
Fourth Wall && Black Hole in a Jar = Ultracondensed Wall (Level 5: 2/6) 18 Ferropper && (Gameboys && Nokia phones) = 18 Bedrock^2 Ingots (Level 5: 4/6)
Fine. Also, this is a summon.
3/50 Life (+2 from TheDrivingLlama)
9/10 Ship Garage (+2 from TheDrivingLlama)
+2 to TheDrivingLlama.
1 Demon Blood Shard 1 Raspberry Pi 1 of any book 1 Empty Taglocks 1 Richard Taglock 1 Popcorn Bane of Lapis Ender Matrix Journal #-1 Black Hole in a Jar
Respawning Health Pack (RHP): 10/10 (+2 from Nimble) DONE
Rashki Looks at the small healing device in his hand and smiles.
"This should do. But I still need the other parts"
He says to no one in particular.
He starts building a magic automaton cavalry. Some are equip with bows, some with swords, and some with guns. And there appear to be 3 engineer automatons to repair the other cavalry members and themselves.
Lord Calzerb 22/25
Neo 4/5
300 Script && Minecraft Essence && Spear = THIS IS MINECRAFT!!!!!!! 1/???
Axe && Spear && Sword = The All in 1 Weapon 1/???
I glitch out. I see Uzi doing push-ups, but mistake her for a chair. I fart on her...
The Noob King is very nooby, still. He goes around whacking the floor with a stick.
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I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
Anyway now I know that the guide was saying the truth UserZero took damage...
...
While I'm on it let's try this new toy.
Hezetor pulls off the Nerve Laser Gun Mk. 1 and from the height of his flying Throne he fires on the Hoenn starters.
The effect is the immediate inhibition of the acetylcholinesterase causing the immediate contraction of all the muscles and soon enough the inability to breath.
(no anti paralysis won't be enough)
Charges
Inter Multiversal Team of Engineers 8/20
Absorbing energy from my surroundings 13/15
Module || (energy field generators && particle beams generators) = Module of Extreme Metallurgy (Level 5: 3/6)
Module || (advanced multi tool && robotic hands) = Module of advanced machining (Level 4: 3/5)
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Fourth Wall && Black Hole in a Jar = Ultracondensed Wall (Level 5: 3/6) 18 Ferropper && (Gameboys && Nokia phones) = 18 Bedrock^2 Ingots (Level 5: 5/6)
4/50 Life
10/10 Ship Garage DONE
It's done.
Alchemiter Upgrade?
Yes. Ford applies the Ship Garage Alchemiter Upgrade, allowing it to make ships.
+1 to Erelye and Twin/The Scribe.
1 Demon Blood Shard 1 Raspberry Pi 1 of any book 1 Empty Taglocks 1 Richard Taglock 1 Popcorn Bane of Lapis Ender Matrix Journal #-1 Black Hole in a Jar
Bomber spotted the angel, who was wounded. He pulled out what appeared to be a T-Shirt cannon, but instead of a T-Shirt (probably one that supported Hellco.) there was a net with nasty metal hooks woven into it. Taking aim at the angel, Bomber launches the net. It flies through the air before wrapping around the angel by the wings and torso. The hooks claw into his flesh, becoming caught under his skin. The angel would really struggle to maintain flight and would have to land, becoming vulnerable to any entities who weren't able to target him before.
Checking progress on doggy, it would appear his battery is almost done charging. Oh goody!
Twin-Linked Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 1" = Da Shooty Bolter (Level 3: 4/4)
Alchemy Complete!
Da Shooty Bolter, upgraded by the notes within "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 1", has an improved fire rate. It also looks a little more...orky.
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (2/?)
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I repeat my earlier attack, this time on Conquest. If Conquest is dead, I use it on the Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade.
The Scribe, satisfied with his work, turns to his Journal. "This Alchemiter is of superb make. It must be powered by one of the finer Designixes... But surely, there can be more to accomplish with this concept. It can be upgraded. And I know just where to start." The Scribe flips to a page in the Journal titled 'The Foundation'. Drawn in the middle of the page is a circular symbol emblazoned with arrows.
"Outside this universe, in another land, there exists a planet called Earth. Common knowledge, no doubt. On this planet, there exists a group of people much like myself. People who have dedicated their lives to researching anomalies and the unexplained. They go a step further. They make it their mission to contain the supernatural and keep it hidden from the public eye, to protect their dimension. They are known as the Foundation. And they have something I want."
The Scribe flips a page and scrolls through a list of random numbers. "The Foundation categorizes the objects they've contained by number. I've gone through several of their bases, located some of their files... And I've put together a list of what I think could be useful to me in certain situations. Ah, here." The Scribe underlines one of the numbers and closes the Journal. "SCP-914. This will be tricky, but I think I can manage it."
The Scribe pulls out the Scribe's Wands, moving them through the air in an insanely complicated way. Shapes begin to form in the skies, winding and twisting shapes of geometric architecture. The thing the Scribe is making is very complicated and very large - covering over three hundred blocks. Gears, springs, pulleys, pistons, and other antiquated machinery is being made, its inner workings obscured.
After several minutes, the Scribe finishes his work, connecting the wands' tips together. In an explosion of darkness, the thing falls from the air and slams onto the ground with a mighty thud. The Scribe has, somehow, made a copy of SCP-914 forged entirely from ink. "That took a lot of energy from me. It definitely needed to be charged up... Now, to the next part."
The Scribe then takes out the Rorschach, a gleaming pen with razor sharp edges that drip with ink. He grips it and then thrusts the pen into the copy of SCP-914. Its form loses shape, becoming chaotic and vibrating intensely. Dark electricity forms around the area, channeling into the ground and staining it monochrome. The Scribe keeps holding on, a slow but sure wave of complete darkness solidifying across SCP-914. After several seconds, the Scribe is blown backwards, an aura of darkness keeping the Rorschach inside of SCP-914.
"Alright. My pen of unstoppable ink has made this illusion a perfect copy of SCP-914 in every way. It took a lot of energy to do it, and I'm lucky I didn't just create a mushroom cloud of ink as a result of this, but if we wait for a few minutes it should... stabilize." Looking at the copy of SCP-914, it's obvious that it's not fully formed. Its surface is still vibrating slightly, there is a humming sound emanating from it, and its surface is made of some form of liquid that's bubbling and boiling. A random Pig walks towards it and sniffs it, trying to lick it. His whole body is immediately engulfed in black flame, and the Pig runs around screaming as it is vaporized.
True to the Scribe's word, the copy solidifies after several minutes, settling into a solid, yet still pitch-black, state. The Scribe takes out a metal flashlight with a tinted lens and shines it on the copy. Instantly, it shrinks down to the size of a normal Minecraft block. The Scribe lifts it up and walks over to the Alchemiter, adding the copy as an upgrade to the machine. Instantly, an add-on to the Alchemiter pops up, with two slots and a knob. The Scribe cracks his knuckles and surveys his handiwork.
"There, it's finished. Using the power of ink, I've made a duplicate of SCP-914 that's directly tied to the original copy a dimension away. That took a lot of power, but using the abilities of the original, I've given this Alchemiter an upgrade."
SCP-914: [Alchemiter Upgrade]
"SCP-914 is a large clockwork device weighing several tons and covering an area of eighteen square meters, consisting of screw drives, belts, pulleys, gears, springs and other clockwork. It is incredibly complex, consisting of over eight million moving parts comprised mostly of tin and copper, with some wooden and cloth items observed."
This charge has added the SCP-914 upgrade to the Alchemiter. Using this, people can modify existing items or alchemies that they've found or made (but not Spoils of War, I presume). In its original form, SCP-914 is a massive machine that can take an object and modify it through one of several modifiers - Coarse, Rough, 1/1, Fine, or Very Fine - into a new object.
Only the Fine modifier has been added, and here's how it works. There are two slots to SCP-914, an Input and an Output. You put an item in the Input and then change the knob in the middle of the two slots to whatever modifier you want. Right now, only the Fine option is able to be used. Once you "refine" an item, its level will be raised by 1 - so a Level 2 item will turn into a Level 3 item. It will take however many posts a normal item of that level would take to make, though - so a Level 2 item that is being refined into a Level 3 will take 4 posts to make. Level 5 items can't be refined.
Additional modifiers can be added through additional charges - but to my knowledge, none of them were really used much in DTG2 except for Fine, and occasionally 1/1.
I start a new charge.
The Winged: 1/30 ============================== [DATA ENCRYPTED]
If the Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade is still alive:
I take an obsidian vacuum cleaner, and continue to suck the Animated Blob of Lemon Lime Gatorade into it. Pouring some lava into it for hot, melty !!fun!!, I continue to shoot the Animated Blob of Lemon Lime Gatorade out at a random PZ entity (excluding the Animated Blob of Lemon Lime Gatorade)
If it is not:
I do the same thing, but with the Pet Rock. !!fun!!
every self-respecting video game needs a very easy minigame of simon says: 14/25 14/25
"Yes, antagonize the only person who's actively trying not to get involved. That totally won't get you another enemy you could easily have made an ally. Seriously, how did you not figure this out?"
And by the time anyone can act, you all realize this is a cardboard stand-up. I'm not even here, you've been hallucinating everything, including that you have knowledge of the characters of KI:U before it released (I should have you arrested for time travelling without a permit and documentation added ahead of time). Of course, a note is attached behind the stand-up.
"FOLLOW AND FIND YOURSELF HUNTED BY THE REAPER."
You somehow find yourself back on the battlefield anyways
UserZero: should have thought of that before coming on here.
UserZero: there are secrets.
UserZero: secretsssssssssss.
UserZero: if you didn't figure this out yet then you are truly the most incompetent thing alive.
UserZero: or second-most.
UserZero: but seriosuly. you were coming on here to do something? then you're gonna tell me what that is.
UserZero: or, alterntaively, me, you, hotspring, viridi cosplay, two hours.
UserZero: what's it gonna be, chicken boy?
Data Tablet && Energy Crystal = Datacrystal (Level 1: 2/2)
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Datacrystal: It's a crystal that can basically serve as an Ipad. Has about five times the battery life of the leading brand with no functionality lost. Very handy.
The L()rd finishes the Dark Reach, and tests it out by punches/eats/shoots the Pretzel Elementals with it.
Meanwhile, Maniac begins summoning some of The L()rd's Mob Leaders. These are leaders of the mobs The L()rd controls, along with (to a lesser extent) Maniac.
Zombenstein: 1/50
Boney: 1/50
The Dark Reach: A set of Tiger Claws made of Enderium (an alloy supercharged with end energies, noted for being the color of Ender Pearls), allowing for great slashes and a short-range teleport on-demand.
25/25 Terrible Tastes
42/50 The Myth, The Legend, The Misspelling +2 from FBSN, +4 from Erelye
+2 Crystal
(Post logo && Post Box) && Sniper Rifle 3/4
Gnu News Gun && Infinite Gnu Supply 2/5
Golem: Don't think I don't see that rock. As a golem, I am inherently predisposed to notice rocks. Alternatively I'm just trolling and this is just because we transcend the Fifth Wall.
Anyways, back to the quiz. Wait, my charge finished. Nevermind.
I then open up the Update Terminal, having momentarily wrested control from the horse. Actually, didn't we determine that unicorns are totally ponies? How big is Tazz anyways? Is there any actual proof that we're trying to tie him to *those* ponies? I mean we could just be saying he's a bit small. In fact Keldeo is shown to be roughly... 4 feet 7 inches, or about 1.4 meters. This is apparently about the height of an adult horse, albeit a bit on the short side. However, horses are measured up to the neck, and Keldeo is presumably a bit shorter than that when you discount the head and neck. A pony is apparently any horse under 148 centimeters, so I guess Keldeo does count as a pony. At least, according to current standards. SCIENCE: IT WORKS, AT THE COST OF GETTING RAGED AT BY THE GM! I then tank the GM-Powered Lightning™, since I'm made of stone what's lightning gonna do to me?
Bah, whatever. I'm getting off track. I casually stare at the update I've laid out before myself. Yup, totally good. Wait, what's that mass of red lines-
OH GOD IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!
[H] WRATH OF AUTOCORRECT: [APPROPRIATE HEALTH FOR A 25-POST HOSTILE MONSTER]
The WRATH OF AUTOCORRECT immediately descends upon the Battlefield. It appears to get stronger whenever Tazz misspells a word, as tallied by me. This increase will be roughly +1000 damage per typo, or a flat 10,000 for typoless turns. Rebalance as necessary, et cetera et cetera et cetera.
-1 day after reading the pony line and thereafter ravaging a completely unimportant asteroid-
The Wrath of Autocorrect appears, looks around, and spews off multiple lines in Klingon...wait that can't possibly be right...
...Oh, NO! YOU FOOL! You didn't control the Update Terminal (that's preposterous), you fell for my redirection defense (the first and most basic), sending you to this exact website, but translated into Klingon! In Klingon, 90% of these words are total gibberish! You would literally tally every word! It's buff doesn't go through, but it's definitely here now... (In other words, no to your passive buddy, unless you feel like taking the liberty of then taking out every misspelling and showing it to me, exactly where and when, because I will basically never trust your tally despite having no reason not to. :mspa:)
You proceed to have your OTHER action completely nulled by my Red-Sun Flare, my GM smiting weapon of choice!
Dawn of a New Day, hopefully my posts can WORK this time.
So, Tazz, I need to ask you this a year in advance. I have an attack down the line where the gist is that my physical body fights UserZero's physical body in a duel, which leads to 1 hp lost on her part. Will this attack work?
Also, does the veil activate when UserZero's physical body is interacted with, even if the attack isn't trying to destroy her house or hack her server? Because my attack could have easily been my chair instead of UserZero's, and nothing else would change.
3/5 Song Combo Attack. The other hint is that the game also starts with D.
23/50 Elizabeth
+2 Generic
I start this attack off, AGAIN, by informing Conquest he was removed from the 4 Horsemen because the general public are morons and cannot understand the verses. I apologize for the unfortunate incident, and as a way to make amends, offer free dental!
As everyone not from the future looks at me in shock as I offer Conquest such a lousy bribe, I chuckle:
"Hey, it worked on Death in the future, why not another Horseman now?"
Also, anyone who attacks Conquest if this bribe works, has their attack mystically and automatically redirected to a PZ entity.
I then take a look at UserZero, and think to myself, "Time for a crossover! They should be here in about 3...2...1!"
A pair of people fall out of a portal onto a CX-Drone.
One, in gold armor, takes a look at the other, in obsidian armor.
"You know, I almost lost all of my HP from the lightning attacks. You'd think they'd focus their attacks more."
The guy with obsidian armor looks around. The place he's in looks somewhat like Minecraft, if it had been updated and modded heavily. Despite this, his computer was running normally, even though it normally chugged on the Infinite War server. He couldn't recognize the block he was standing on, nor the biome. It looked like a massive crater...did the server have a TNT mod installed?
Then he realized something: the blocks were round. THE BLOCKS WERE ROUND!
"WHERE THE HECK ARE WE?"
The other guy laughed a familiar laugh. "Thank you, Buildguy, but our existence is in another server."
Meanwhile, UserZero is doing what she normally would when two random people find her server, only to be prevented by a wall of energy.
"Nope, stay there for this attack. Watch, and be entertained."
I fly up to the pair, and speak to Buildguy.
"I'm sorry about this, but it is time for you to go back to the beginning of it all."
The guy in golden armor takes the Obsidian Armor, and jumps through another portal.
Buildguy is tossed forward and backward in time to a certain Generic server on December 7th, 2012. He is forced to experience the entirety of the Destroy the Godmodder forum. He dies of Awesomeness Overload around the time that Engie and KaBling add in their author avatars as entities. It was glorious.
The CX Drone Buildguy was standing upon was taken along for the ride, as well. 5 years after the battle ended, he would finally arrive back at the server, to find it still rebuilding.
Total Casualties: 1 Buildguy, 1 CX Drone (Not dead, but not arriving back at the battle)
If you fought UserZero's physical body you would be killed off for real before you got a chance to say a word. You are under a very false impression that a Godmodder's only power is in Minecraft. The Veil aside, THIS IS COMPLETELY UNTRUE. Godmodders powers extend to their IRL selves, 100%. In fact, it would be more accurate to say the Godmodders powers extend to their in-game avatars. Yes, you're fighting the WEAKER UserZero; the real flesh-and-blood deal would be impossible to face. Even then, they're not linked together in such a manner that damaging the real-world UserZero would damage the in-game UserZero, and the real-world UserZero's HP, to put it one way, is somewhere in the ten thousands, and that defense evasion is cranked up to eleven. After all, do gods put all of their power into their avatars, or just a portion? The short of it is, there is no way it would work even in theory.
The veil operates if you would execute an attack that would require you to know ANY private details about a Godmodder that would quickly allow you to really thin out the crowd on their identity (or their actual identity). First name, Home planet? You can know that, though it would be difficult. Address, physical location on their homeworld, telephone number, the like? No dice. It protects the Godmodder's family and friends, as well-you can't really harm them if you don't know their identities, though it is primarily the Godmodder that benefits from this shielding. Apparently, the properties of the veil also mean you can't blow up his house because that would mean you would realize who the Godmodder is, thus it doesn't happen. Yeah, that's the best way I can describe this at times, it's complicated stuff. The only way to loophole the Veil is to actually know who she is AND know she's the Godmodder you are fighting right now, and in order for THAT to happen she has to voluntarily bring it down.
Yes I switched gender pronouns a lot there, deal with it. The short of it is, yes, that would have worked perfectly if you said it was anyone else.
Your action completely fails because it's a crossover! No Crossovers!
Armistyx && Hallowed Bar = Old Valkryie (lvl 5, 5/6)
+1 to K4yne
+1 to Pricey
=Action=
It's time for LITERALLY the dumbest attack ever, THE PRETZEL CHIP CHRONICLES.
I summon a bunch of Chip Elementals! They greet the Pretzel Elemental, but a dispute breaks out when they argue over who tastes better! So the two sides go to war. The Chipian Empire, a nation of strong noble crisps, and The Pretzel Commonwealth, a nation composed of pretzels that seem to appear at a never-ending rate!
The battles begin fierce; chips gunning down pretzels and pretzels cracking chips in half with their bare hands. The Pretzel Force is proven to be a mighty foe, and the Chips will need their strongest assets to preform a tactical strike on their leader, Rold. Enter team Frito.
First up is the commando, Lay. He's cool and daring, but not the smartest of the bunch. He also uses twin pistols because they're cool. Then there's the muscle, Dorit. While he's large, slow and clumsy, his power is undisputed. He's basically the Heavy Weapons Guy if the Heavy Weapons Guy was a chip, and not Russian. Then there's the brains of the operation, Sun. He also has great skills with a rifle and espionage.
The three chips are flown in via dropship above the Pretzel's base of operations, the Pretzelmaker. Pretzels are not only cloned here via advanced technology, but trained in the arts of war. And team Pretzel needs to shut it down. Landing on the outskirts of the factory, Sun sets up a quick plan; he'll find some high ground, and provide recon while the others sneak in and try to find a safe entrance.
Lay and Dorit sneak around, and find a manhole lid, leading straight into the sewers. They go to pry it open, when Sun gives a quick message out via radio; someone's coming! They quickly fling open the manhole lid, and jump into the sewers. As the unaware Pretzel walks in to examine the scene, he's taken out via a single shot to the knot, fragmenting him. Dorit then picks up the body and hides it. By eating it. They then cover up the manhole and wait for Sun to arrive.
After a couple on minutes, the team's reunited and ready to traverse into the sewers. It's not long before they encounter a maintenance ladder leading straight into the factory. Lay's the first one up, and once in, he looks around; the maintenance room is a rather large room; boilers and various pipes line the sides of the room, and there's plenty of crates holding vital supplies. He takes cover behind the boxes while waiting for the others to show up.
As Dorit finishes his climb, a Pretzel Mechanic opens the door. He immediately panics at the sight of the triangular chip, and whips out a pistol. He starts asking questions like "who are you", and "where's the rest of your squad?" Dorit doesn't understand, and simply stands there dumbfounded. Lay then sneaks out from behind the boxes and tackles the janitor to the floor. However, in a panic, the Janitor fires a shot, which fails to hit anyone! However, the shot was heard throughout the building! Lay, knowing that stealth is no longer an option, shoots the janitor right in the knot, killing him. Sun rushes up the ladder, and prepares to join the two other chips; it's do or die now.
Dorit barges into the main hall, minigun spun up. He mows down two panicked guards, and once they're down, takes cover behind a pillar. Sun and Lay run up the central stairwell, and prepare to get to the office of Rold. However, more guards are going to barge in through the main doors any second now. Dorit dramatically yells "Go on! I'll hold them off!"
The two accept the cliché and head up the stairs as mini-gun fire lights up the hall below. Ascending another staircase, the two find guards positioned at the door leading to Rold's office. Sun picks them off, and takes a defensive position before telling Lay to confront Rold by himself. He nods, and walks straight into the office. Rold's office is a rather small room, furnished with but a simple desk and office chair. However, a large window adorns the wall opposite the door, revealing the Pretzel assembly line behind it! And on the office chair is Rold, a Pretzel who has a beard somehow.
Lay takes a shot without even starting some form of dramatic conversation, and then realizes that Rold has a personal forcefield of sorts! The bullet deflects off of the forcefield and hits Lay's leg, forcing him to the ground. Rold then produces a shotgun out of hammerspace or something, and points it at Lay's head. There's a loud blast and Sun realizes he's the only one left standing. Sun then resorts to Plan B: blow this place sky high.
He heads to a secondary office to the right of Rold's. Dispatching the rather innocent pretzel there, he accesses the computers and hacks into the weapon commands system. He then targets the Pretzel Commonwealth's entire arsenal of missiles and rockets straight on the mansion AND key fortified locations on the battlefield. And then the guards barge into the office, determined to cancel the attack! Sun knotshots three pretzels before there's simply too many to handle. Sun then jumps out of the window just as the first rocket descends upon the Pretzelmaker.
There's a huge explosion as the entire factory is wiped out, and there's afterbooms in the form of other Pretzels being wiped off the face of the earth from the other salvo of missiles he shot. The Chipian Empire mourns the loss of their heroes. They fought bravely for their land, and deserve a proper funeral. After a nearly two day long funeral procession, the Chipian Empire soon departs from the battlefield; this war is simply too much to bare.
And this concludes literally the dumbest attack ever. I have no regrets.
TL;DR: There's chips and pretzels, and they go to war. Pretzels blow up and the Chip Empire leaves.
Beautiful. Simply beautiful. You beautiful man. That was actually really really good.
50 Chipian soldiers arrive! It looks like the Chipian empire has a debt to repay for you for recovering lost information on how the fight went!
Project M04-ᴄʏʀɪʟʟɪᴄ ᴄᴀᴘɪᴛᴀʟ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴇʀ (10/10) (+1 from Irecreeper)
Project M05-NetHack.exe (6/40)
+2 to TwinBuilder
I install a modified version of SCP-1056, "Resize-It!", onto the Alchemiter. It will allow anyone to resize their item in a similar manner to the Enlarger from DTG2.
Action
I realize the Mole Machine is essentially an exponential Grim Patron generator. To counter this and prevent a fork bomb situation from occurring, I open the Weaponsmith's Briefcase and pull out a sniper rifle. I proceed to 420 quickscope the Mole Machine.
SCP-1056 added!
SCP-409 && Black Rose = Quartz Rose (Level 3: 1/4)
I take a warhammer, and quickly manage to duplicate enough to make 40,000 of them. Then I duplicate some more so I get 400,000! I sell these for money, and then use that money to fire the Heavy's minigun nonstop at the Congolomerate!
"It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon... for 12 seconds." 400,000 times the price of a warhammer... I'm not sure how long I'd be able to fire the thing.
Sarcasm was not the point of that, it was the words Cartman were saying. I said follow the forum rules, and I'm fairly sure those words are usually the ones that get reported.
As such, your actions fail again for saying a certain word before Assault Rifle. Regardless, the AK-48 is finished.
AK-48: A slightly upgraded AK-47. AK-47's are actually really good guns, so slightly upgraded AK-47's are not bad.
By the way, substituting a Warhammer for a sledgehammer, you'd have $12,792,000.00 in US Dollars, so...Definitely more than 12 seconds.
aa eats several Pretzel Elementals, seeing as they are just pretzels. She then realizes that they are extremely salty! Ugh! She barfs out the Pretzel Elementals in a disgusting fashion onto the nearest entity, who happens to be UserZero. UserZero recoils from the barf and tries to back away, but accidentally trips over the Pet Rock and crushes it.
What Pet rock? Uh, regardless, 8,000 damage to the Pretzel elementals!
((Post in progress, if this label hasn't gone away in time, just skip my post.))
((Erm, what happened to the alchemy I finished last turn? Just before I started this one?))
Stray Phoenix 15/15 (+1 from Talist) [Finished!]
A massive phoenix appears over the battlefield.
Abilities
Heath: Low.
Pacifist: The Stray Phoenix is too dedicated to healing to damage anyone.
Healer: The Stray Phoenix heals others with great proficiency. Regeneration: The Stray Phoenix is healed each turn. Auto Life: The Stray Phoenix is revived automatically the first time it dies.
Displaying yet more of the Grimoire's usefulness, I summon a flock of Thunderbirds. The giant birds swiftly descend upon the Pretzel Elementals, in the typical fashion of birds reacting to bread products.
==> But, fight scene?
I'm not good at telling that sort of thing.
And I'm still not sure what the specifics (are/were/will be ) most of us made it.
Inventory:
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Alchemy:
Zweihander && Grimore for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts = Sword of Beast Summoning (Level 4: 2/5)
Charges:
Corridors of Darkness? 4/25
Boosts:
+1 for Twin
+1 for Talist
Stray Phoenix summoned!
I suggest you repost the Alchemy. I can just miss it sometimes.
Y grabs a Dart Pistol, firing several Cursed Darts towards the Balloon Whelp.
He then takes out some Dream powder, Nightmare Fuel, and Indigo Flames.
Y: I was also informad by my surperiors that this place holds a device with great power that could be used to create powerful weapons and artefacts.
Y: I spoke to them about a blueprint shown to be by my IInformant, a plan for the creation of a powerful weapon to be user against the horror that lurks in Rick's mind, and they provided me with potent materials for its creation.
Nightmare Fuel && Indigo Flames && Dream Powder
Solar Monolith 1/15
SCP-882 1/25
NIghtmare Fuel && Indigo Flames && Dream Powder = The Demonsoul (Level 20: 1/21). Yeah, this is powerful. Too powerful.
The Nearly Incomplete Certainly Extremely Memey with Extra Meme Explosives (Or NICEMEME, for short) 6/20
All the Snakes. All of them. 2/50
Modpack Arm && Hopebringer parts = ??? 2/??
Y jumps onto a CX-Drone, landing clumsily due to his obvious lack of depth perception. The enderman grabs the Droid, opening the hatch used to dispense Chemical X, and filling it with Animate Lemon-Lime Gatorade and shaving cream. He then covers the outside of the Droid in shaving cream, lits the entire thing on fire, and teleports away.
4,000 damage to a CX-Drone! The animate blob of lemon-lime Gatorade below is horrified at how you poured animate Lemon-Lime Gatorade into a soon-to-be-annhilated vehicle...Then gets confused over what 'Animate' means in that context.
I decide to go on the offensive now by assualting the Kanto Starters by temporarilly mind-controlling them and making them use their best attacks on their friend that is most weak against their element.
For the record, I was not distracted by the events of the Colegmarate's death, primarily because I had a ton of things defending me but also because I have enough spare AI cycles to watch the action and still run systems on me. I still need more endergy though, so Endergize one more time (note to self: upgrade endergize to solve this problem).
System Upgrade Lvl 1: Upgrades systems using endergy, allowing EXOS to either gain a new ability or upgrade an existing ability. Cost is equal to the combined level of all current abilities (currently 5).
I heal the Balloon Whelp with Air If died, i nibble the Pretzel Elemental. *spits out bits of pretzel* YUCK! that is not food it is gross!
??? 20/50 +1 from Talist, Irecreeper
Elite Swordmaster 14/30
+1 Talist +1 Irecreeper
I think i made it too strong, I put one in my Forge Archives then i think of 2 better weapons. Must... not... think... about... the... hat... of... Bill Cipher...
Sword && Laser Gun (1/?)
Sharp Katana && Plasma essence (1/?)
Fountain of Life: (Power Rank I) Heals the target for increased healing.
Walker turns to check on UserZero briefly, but seeing as she's fine apart from some terror-loss pains, he shrugs and analyses who to target... coming to the conclusion that Dome and his Forces could prove troublesome if left untouched, Walker charges, then propels himself into the air, prompting an oh crap from Dome's Scythe. A brief blade lock happens, during which it's proven that Walker is way physically stronger than even most animatronics, before he slides his I Don't Even Know Yet to the side, skinning the Dome's Scythe's blade-analogue in the process and breaking it off. He then spins in the air, slicing through Dome's Scythe a few times, before winding up for a powerful downward smash that launches Dome's Scythe at and into the ground. Walker follows it down, landing on it and crushing it into the dirt, before gouging out it's eye, tearing off whatever allows it to fly (wings or whatever), and finishes it off by bisecting it clean down the middle. If the Dome's Scythe had blood before, it's all over Walker's sword, at least until he wipes it off in disgust onto the nearest thing he has access to... the Terror Creeper's leg. Upon realizing that it's there, he gives it a look as if to say you're next, prompting it to shiver, then he heads back to his side of the field.
I just sort of shrug at the sight of the rude gesture. It is to be expected, really.
Then, I turn to the Pretzel Elementals. A shame I have to murder all of them. Moments afterward, I draw a match and a hunk of oaken log from my inventory. I have a lot of matches. Honestly, it would probably be more space-efficient to attempt to just ignite things with my mind, but I'm terrible at that kind of stuff.
I place the oak log on the ground, and strike the match. The flame burns brightly, and I toss it upon the log, waiting. A few minutes pass, and strangely swift processes reduce the log to ash upon the ground. Wonderful. I proceed to telekinetically shift the ash into the shape of a moderately-large circle, muttering a few things in a occult language to the thing. I take sever steps back as sparks of dark energy burst from the area within the circle.
The patch of ground within the circle pulsates and throbs with alien energies, warping and twisting the foundations of space and time with each sudden occurrence. Slowly, the patch of ground seems to descend inwards, forming some sort of hole into another reality. The baying of eldritch hounds and the pounding and crashing of waves against each other begins to emanate from this alleged hole, the sounds projecting themselves across the field of battle quite effortlessly.
I prepare myself, drawing the Blank Wand just in case I cannot control these things. They are renown for their viciousness and ferocity, after all. The pounding of feet against hardened earth becomes painfully evident, the sounds reverberating against the walls of the small pit into seemingly nothing. Actual nothingness, that is. There is a flash of mauve light, and I briefly see a realm of rugose terrors and eternal horror at the bottom of the pit, before dark, furry objects begin to leap from the hole, eyes almost ophidian, and piercing.
I take another few steps back as roaring and howling becomes evident. The sky seems to grow dark as the shapes fully ascend the pit, clawing at the edges, their claws leaving stains of Nightmare Fuel upon the ground. The damned hounds of some Abyssal Land—no, that's not it. The damned hounds of some twisted Outer Land burst forth, and I take command of their wills, ordering them to destroy and consume. They ask me in their nigh-unfathomable telepathic language what I desire them to consume, and I reply with a noncommittal shrug.
TA: Les bretzel élémentaux.
The moment the last word is spoken, the hounds roar with pulsating hunger, and sprint on all fours to the group of Pretzel Elementals. They all leap upon the things (regardless of size) simultaneously, and tear into them viciously, fangs dripping with Nightmare Fuel, and capable of piercing even the incorporeal. The daemonic hounds practically secrete liquid fury as they fully ruin whatever could be considered Pretzel Elementals, tearing into them at seemingly impossible speeds.
The hounds leap from one Elemental to the next, the creatures' blood/blood-analogue (if any) dripping from their claws and fangs. Every step the vile creatures take leaves behind an imprint of Nightmare Fuel. The detestable creatures tear apart one Elemental to the next, leaving corpses in their wake. My control over them slowly slips as their thirst for metaphorical blood increases. I turn to the circle, and begin to chant a near-silent incantation whilst the beasts destroy Elemental after Elemental. Of course, their psychic impact on the area is far more drastic. The Pretzel Elementals are being utterly annihilated by the sudden psychic stress being placed upon them, some disintegrating immediately.
I complete the incantation, and watch as the portal seals itself, leaving behind the ground's initial state. I break the circle with a brush of my foot, and the hounds all disappear into clouds of gaseous darkness. I sigh. I rather dislike dogs.
Mind Symbol || Superconcentrated Mind Crystal = Charged Mind Symbol (3/6)
Ebony Wand && Essence of the Twins && Revolver = Spellslinger (3/5)
Seneca has a change of heart and searches for the Bazaar Bargain. Why throw away a perfectly good weapon? He could just make ammo! These things he can and can't do always confuse him. After retrieving it, he figures he might get in touch with the alchemy system. Can't be that hard.
Bazaar Bargain && Ender Pearl = ??? [1/?]
Figuring that that is not enough for now, he sprays Agent Orange, a chemical substance used for deforestation on the Mango Monster. He also punds it with a hammer. Thats always a great finisher for fruit, actually.
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+ 2 to ManiacMaster
Bazaar Bargain && Ender Pearl = The End Sale (Level 2: 1/3)
Right you are! 22,000 damage to the Mango Monster!
Wand of Basic Spells && Diluted Creation Energy == Wand of Minor Creation 1/?
==Action==
Crystal grabs the Wand of the Empty Set as a blur goes over the symbol on it, changing it to a circle with a diagonal line through it. He points it at the Mole Machine, and a red mist of oblivion pours onto it, sending dents and dings into oblivion and thus paradoxically repairing it with the power of oblivion! He also pulls out a wrench from TF2, grabs a supply of metal, and whacks the Mole Machine a bunch, inexplicable TF2 magic repairing it further.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will use Black Bolt on Conquest.
Wand of Basic Spells && Diluted Creation Energy == Wand of Minor Creation 2/?
==Action==
Crystal grabs the Wand of the Empty Set again, this time lighting the glass-like wand up with red energy that slowly forms into the form of a sword. He leaps forward into battle with Conquest, slicing the horseman several times with a blade composed of (somewhat weak) oblivion energies, before retreating and channeling the remainder of the ruby blade into a blast of crimson power that strikes Conquest, further damaging him.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will use Black Bolt on Conquest.
Gans 35.5: A Gans 356 speedcube made of translucent green plastic. It grants the holder of the cube the power to manipulate the chemical element chlorine by performing algorithms.
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (1/50)
Project M05-NetHack.exe (6/40)
+2 to TwinBuilder
Action
I summon Ghost, from True Capitalist Radio. He fires a concentrated blast of cans at Rainbow Dash for calling up to his show and saying it needs to be 20% cooler. Rainbow Dash is instantly incinerated by the rate and intensity of the canstorm.
It would have worked, if Lightning Dash wasn't 5 meters to the left by the time Ghost finished aiming.
Suddenly Hezetor pulls out a big square made of metal and a poisonous cake.
This device is know as the Total Perspective Vortex a terrible device that cause one of the most terrible torture possible.
The idea is that, if every atom of the universe is affected by every
other atom of the universe, then it is theoretically possible to
extrapolate a model of the entire universe using any single piece of
matter as a starting point. The Vortex does this using a piece of fairy
cake as its extrapolatory base.
Now in a single instant he teleports and pulls UserZero inside the Vortex and activate it.
What she see now is probably the most beautiful view imaginable: billions of starts, meteorites and comets flash by, quasars flaming for millions of kilometres, nebulas, galaxies, black holes in their majesty attracting everything. And a minuscule red dot with written over "you are here".
Charges
Inter Multiversal Team of Engineers 7/20
Absorbing energy from my surroundings 12/15
Module || (energy field generators && particle beams generators) = Module of Extreme Metallurgy (Level 5: 2/6)
Module || (advanced multi tool && robotic hands) = Module of advanced machining (Level 4: 2/5)
UserZero isn't bothered at all, and for that matter I'm having trouble figuring out why.
Due to discussed errors and confusion, a bunch of Spiderbots are deployed! They're suicide bombers if I recall correctly that can damage and stun victims! The Portable Factory fizzles out.
And apparently my curse of posts not going through continues. Posts #584 and 585 and 586, this is for you. Thankfully I copied.
4/5 Here-Here-Here we go!
24/50 Elizabeth
+2 TT2000
I attack the Kanto Starters:
"My giant rant gave you minicrits, and didn't cause that much damage. A gigantic cannon cannot kill more than 22 creepers. A stick can do 2 damage to an Omega + Godmodder. All this and more.
That is the most sensible nonsense I've ever heard.
Oh, well, time to make those Minicrits useless."
I show the three starters a piece of imagery that cannot be described and still be allowed on this forum. This brings all three of them to attack me personally, especially after my earlier rant. Charizard tries to use Flare Blitz, his strongest move without a trainer. However, I bring out Mario's Cape, and spin him right around into hitting Venusaur, causing damage to himself and Venusaur. Blastoise goes straight for the hydro pump; I open a portal to California 5 years in the future and dump the entire attack on the drought-ridden area. Venusaur begins to charge up Solarbeam, and I face palm.
"Seriously, against opponents with a hyperspace arsenal, that's worse than useless! Observe:"
I pull out a mirror. It's not fancy or anything, just a mirror. However, a beam of concentrated sunlight bounces off of a mirror. Knowing this, Venusaur tries to move, but after taking a Flare Blitz, he's too exhausted to change his aim. The beam fires, bounces off of the mirror, and hits Blastoise before it (I don't know the gender of Pokemon just by looking at them, you know!) knew what was happening. It takes damage from the beam, and is barely standing. I pick Venusaur up by the flower, and Blastoise up by the cannon, and slam them into each other.
"I insist, please stop hitting yourselves."
I let them drop to the ground, fainted.
Which leaves us with Charizard. A hole in his wing, thanks to the Rock throw from earlier. Engulfed in burns, and heavily breathing, I almost feel pity for it. However, I will not be deterred.
Which person megaevolved the Kanto Starters? Because, while you are right in that it boosts their stats, you missed a detail.
Charizard has two megaevolutions, and no one, not Tazz, not you, and not Charizard, specified which Megaevolution Charizard was in, X or Y.
"And here's the other problem with Gen 1 and you: both get way too much fan service! Why do you get two Megas, when the only other one in that category was MEWTWO?!?! Why do Kanto pokemon get more megaevolutions than even Kalos, the region who started them? Oh, whatever. Just go away."
I hate to do this, because it is somewhat cruel, but I look into the Fire Dragon's eyes.
One rock did 1000 damage. One gigantic rock slab + Recoil from Flare Blitz does much more. I take a gigantic rock slab and hit Charizard's head. I stun him, and use the rock like a bat.
"Up into the atmosphere! Up where the air is clear! Oh, let's go...fly a kite!"
Charizard is knocked up into space, and comes down after about a minute. However, in space, no one can hear you run out of oxygen for your tail that acts as your life.
Charizard's dead carcass falls to the floor, next to the fainted Venusaur and Blastoise. I toss them in a portal back to the Pokemon world.
Just so you know: Until you have 11 posts, the Spam Filter hates you with a passion.
Charizard hasn't Mega-evolved at all! Regardless, 9,000 damage to the Kanto Starters!
You are suddenly thrown into the dirt! You get back up and see Mewtwo-TWO Mewtwo, in fact-who are both royally peeved at your comments and giving you a death glare! Two Mewtwo summoned!
There's a flash of gray light as the Omega-Class Combat Chip becomes properly integrated into Walker's systems. Once the light fades, he's left standing there... and is visually the exact same, although it's obvious he's had a sudden potential power increase. He laughs darkly, marching towards the AZ entities, preparing to test what he just became capable of...
Then what can only be described as a cross between some sort of single-man mecha and some kind of bed appears in a flash of what looks like static (but is actually thousands of tiny eyeballs), whacks Walker over the head with an arm... disk... blade... thing, and vanishes.
ELSEWHERE
In a realm comprised entirely of white background, a confused Walker stands in place, confronted by a purple-ish haired kid of some kind dressed in hospital garments. The animatronic is far taller than the kid, but that doesn't seem to faze the latter of the two.
"WHAT THE GORILLA..."
"Apologies about the sudden intrusion into this game, but my associate is a little concerned with your sudden massive increase in power not being sufficiently balanced out by a negative trait, so he requested that I intervene before you could abuse the circumstances. I hope you'll be able to forgive me for what's about to happen, since this is just business, nothing more than that. See, the problem with you becoming this much stronger without any negative side is that you risk becoming more of a threat than UserZero ever could be, and that's not allowed, you're part of the cast but you're not the main antagonist, you play your role, you don't try to take someone else's."
"YOU TALK TOO FAST, KID."
"If you must refer to me by anything, you could at least refer to me by something that I myself have chosen to use as an alias. Hmm... I suppose you might as well call me Bedman."
"OK WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?"
"I just explained to you. Now then, time for me to go, since I've already done what was required of me."
BACK ON THE BATTLEFIELD
Walker reappears in a burst of eyeball static. He seems to have had some limitation put onto him which wasn't there before, but still has the power increase he got from full integration of the OCCC. His response to what happened is to grimace, then raise his sword in a combat stance, ready to do battle again.
Walker: 20/20 HP
(Do I start counting damage from this point onwards, or should I go back and grab the already present damage values?)
The damage values will start from this post onwards, but I hereby give you a bonus of 10,000 to start.
I do Summon First Guardian to attempt to summon the First Guardian to the battlefield. He is indestructible and can take 1 action per round in the EOTB. If this fails, I summon a bunch of noobs that wander around trying to collect wood (they were told they need to punch a tree before doing anything else), all while the battle is going on. They inevitably get in the way of PZ entities, causing some of their attacks to hit the noobs.
I upgrade my Endergize ability to make it provide more endergy when I use it, then realize I named it wrong all along so I change it back to the original name.
EXOS Core: 2/20 endergy (-5 System Upgrade)
Active Abilities: 3
System Upgrade Lvl 1: Upgrades systems using endergy, allowing EXOS to either gain a new ability or upgrade an existing ability. Cost is equal to the combined level of all current abilities (currently 6).
Void Bolt Lvl 1: Blasts a target on the battlefield with a Void Bolt from the skies, dealing 1000 damage per point of Endergy used.
Void Shield Lvl 1: Shields a target. The shields block 1000 damage per point of endergy used, and do not regenerate normally.
Passive Abilities: 1
Ender Generator Lvl 1: At the end of each OP post, generates 1 Endergy.
"Wait a minute. This isnt truly the Origins of godmodding itself, but the origins of Richard's power. We need to know how godmodding started occuring in the first place. If we gain knowledge of how godmodding started, we could potentially harness that power, or prevent godmodding from starting."
"Problem is, though that is a good idea, UserZero is VERY intent on keeping us on the battlefield."
"When we do need to leave the battlefield, you can create a secondary AI system as a runner. But we will not need to do so yet."
"I could easily just go back in time and then hop forward until I start hearing about an event of godmodding, then hunt around there."
"First off, that isnt easy, remember what happened the first time you went back? Secondly, I was talking about hunting for information here. Start by alchemizing up a book of info."
I create a copy of Darwin's On The Origin Of Species, then do /help to get a copy of Destroy The Godmodder: The History Of Godmodding, Godmodders, And The Godmodding Wars. Then, I have EXOS initiate this alchemy:
On The Origin Of Species && Destroy The Godmodder: The History Of Godmodding, Godmodders, And The Godmodding Wars = On The Origin Of Godmodding (I hope) 1/???
Initiate Sidequest: True Origins
You're noped so hard from summoning a First Guardian that you fail to summon the n00bs as well! After what happened to Twin, the Update Terminal got some upgrades to prevent my involuntary summoning to the field! And I'm the only First Guardian you can summon that wouldn't be so mercilessly OP that you couldn't summon him/her at all. And summoning me for a free action would still be mercilessly OP.
On The Origin Of Species && Destroy The Godmodder: The History Of Godmodding, Godmodders, And The Godmodding Wars = On The Origin Of Godmodding (Level 0: 1/1). Wow that was easy.
On the Origin of Godmodding: "Please see Section 2.1 in the GameFAQ's guide on Destroy the Godmodder for more information." -On the Origin of Godmodding.
The above quote is the only line in the book. I still need to do Generic's article on Titans, so you may have to wait a little bit. Still, easiest Sidequest ever.
I teleport the EXOS(or the barrier protecting it) into an alternate-dimension version of Hyrule Warriors. Except there's only 1 friendly fort(which he loses if it falls) that spawns 1 ally with 1 health every 10 minutes. Meanwhile, there are 30 enemy forts and 50 clumped-together outposts immediately around him, all at hyper-fast spawning rates and spawning various oddly-named monsters such as "THE THING THAT WILL MURDER THE EXOS" and "THE THING THAT WILL DRIVE A DRILL THROUGH THE EXOS'S SKULL", not to mention "THE THING THAT WILL POKE THE EXOS'S EYE WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT EXIST OUT". They all live up to their name.
Even after losing horribly, the EXOS is never teleported out. EVER.
It's not Teleported back out, but rather vioently thrust back to the Mystery Server as a flaming meteor, because you forgot about "THE THING THAT HAS A REALLY HUGE CANNON TO FIRE EXOS OUT OF." It's coincidentally the fastest of those enemies. Still, you instantly destroy the Barrier because of this, as Uber HQ quickly realizes a tactical weakness: It can only work on entities!
I continue to stare at the Pretzel Elementals, drawing a wand of ebony from my inventory discreetly. This should be relatively simple, provided everything is in order. I begin to glow with a teal aura, pulsating and throbbing with a bright heat paradoxically exceeding that of the core of a small planet. The wand glows with arcane potential, shuddering and vibrating occasionally, giving off a sorcerous undertone.
I point the wand directly in the center of one of the Pretzel Elementals, waiting. Precision is vital here. I look at the crowd of elementals, the teal aura charging further with the essence of what appears to be total destruction, adapted to my purposes rather excellently.
Suddenly, a stream of pure scarlet erupts from the wand, arcing into the Pretzel Elemental I had been pointing my wand at. The weaving stream of energy completely and utterly annihilates the Elemental, the size alone of the beam dwarfing that of the Elemental. The stream of energy curves the second it passes through the Elemental, shifting toward another. Instead of merely obliterating this Elemental, it passes through, arcing towards another Elemental, revealing that the last one was transmuted entirely into solid lead, which begins to melt under the heat of the spell. The stream of energy bisects another Elemental through teleportation upon contact, before weaving through the ranks of the entities, annihilating a select few through one thing or the other. One merely dissolves, another explodes, and such.
The beam streaks through Elemental after Elemental at speeds parallel to that of light, slaying several every second, seemingly. I flick the ebony wand in my hand slightly, and the beam's core smashes to the ground, imploding into a monolithic blast nigh-instantaneously, annihilating as many Elementals as possible upon impact.
I telekinetically drag several Pretzel Elementals toward me, the wand exploding with the arcane stress of the curving beam spell. Hah. I drop the remnants of the artifact upon the ground.
The second the Elementals reach me, they cease moving entirely. Any sort of movement on their part is completely impossible. Let's see if this works. I point my hands toward the Elementals, teal aura brightening in hue, to a vibrant emerald.
A lime aura surrounds each of the Elementals with a thought, space throbbing with sheer power around them. I mutter a number of words in an unrecognizable language under my breath, and the aura around me seems to lessen, stabilizing somewhat. I snap my fingers, and the Pretzel Elementals surrounded by the aura begin to shrink to the size of small insects. I watch, mildly amused, as I sense their pain and horror. Simply fascinating.
I wait for several more moments, the Elementals emitting audible shrieks of agony regardless of whether or not they can speak properly, or at all.
Within seconds, the Elementals are at the designated size. I simply dispatch them with a light stomp.
However, I utilize the death of the Elementals to channel a far deadlier force, aura shifting once more, this time to a dull gray color. My eyes flicker with psionic energy, and I brim with the energies of death and decay, energized by the sudden occurrence of the former. I twitch my fingers, and a number of living Pretzel Elementals collapse to the ground, beginning to waste away, withering under my presence alone. Eldritch whispers fill the heads of all nearby, the fabric of reality significantly weakened by the force required.
The Elementals suffering from intense atrophy are slain in mere moments, their forms compressing against the ground, forming large stains of bodily matter crushed into paste. Hah. The shrieks of the Other Gods fade somewhat from the area, before fully disappearing.
Mind Symbol || Superconcentrated Mind Crystal = Charged Mind Symbol (4/6)
Ebony Wand && Essence of the Twins && Revolver = Spellslinger (4/5)
You realize that every last one of them should be dead by this point, but for some odd reason they're still standing, every last one of them is alive and well! You sense something fowl afoot.
Wait, what level is THIS IS MINECRAFT! and The Ultimate Meme Video?
I think I already mentioned this last update. You can't Alchemize with lines because they don't exist to be put into the Alchemiter (which is a physical thing), thus you need a substitute in the form of a paper with the line written on it. AS for the Ultimate Meme Video, It was already finished. I'll give the description again.
The Ultimate Meme Video: Not actually a video at all. The Cake is a lie. What this IS is a microchip that contains all memetic information on the internet, and gradually adds more to itself over time as new memes are made. Contains literally every internet meme of all time, with absolutely no exceptions. Even the most vauge and dead memes are cataloged here. Looking closely, you can see text on its frontside: 'Modpack Memetic Chip v 1.0.'...Modpack?
I go out and enter Richard's mind, while playing the tuba on a floating tube and, like cartoon notes coming out of an instrument, tubas appear out of my tuba
Respawning Health Pack (RHP): 7/10
Shia Labeouf 3/15
Interdimensional Pocket Watch (Level 4: 2/5)
Whip || Taser = ? 1/?
+2 to Nimble
You're blcoked by an impressive series of mental defenses! You are no Bill Cipher, even if you are of the same species. He's a master of his craft!
The L()rd runs to attack, but accidentally stubs his the on the Pet Rock. The L()rd then proceeds to EXTERMINATE the Pet Rock using millions of Daleks.
Meanwhile, Maniac punches the air. This creates a magical air fist that punches a random PZ entity.
Also, I'm guessing my charges still count even though you didn't quote my post
Strong Walls 3/20
Shrine 3/5
Super Laser && Innocent Dwarf = Unfortunate Accident 2/?
Hoenn starters, I'm coming for you...
I wave the forge stoker at them and boom, there instantly teleported into a car testing area. There are orange cones, paved roads everything is peaceful. Until a maniac jumps into the drivers seat and says "HAHA I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO DRIVE" The starters realize that their actually in the passenger seat of a car but they can barely do anything before their car bolts in one direction. The driver obviously doesn't know how to drive, and knocks over all the cones. He proceeds to break down a wall and go into a dirt road. The starters of course forgot to use their seat-belts but that doesn't matter because their on top of the car right now. and now back down. Now he's doing the underground portion. He dives off into a deep cave. The cave is peaceful, there are bats fluttering around the gem lit caverns. "OH YEA, LETS DESTROY THIS PLACE" The driver proceeds to knock out the entire cavern causing a giant collapse and explosion... and what else, oh yea, fade into a view of the world and an explosion visible from space... The Kanto starters crawl out with barely any strength left, and collapse to the ground... Until the car driver comes with a huge semi truck and runs them over. And the car crawls out to. The airbags deploy...
Fortress:
Fortress Evil = 1%
Soldiers 2/3 (I believe)
Structures:
Base
Alchemies:
Holy Flame: Level 3
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
You haven't said Soldiers get added over time, so the Base still has 0 soldiers.
Fseftr Blocks you! (Plus you were kind of inconsistent: You targeted the Hoenn Starters but the Kanto starters crawled out?)
I presume by the massive amount of forward slashes that something in your post got de-existed by a serious amount of power. I presume you were writing about a specific form of slash? I think that existence is actively trying to delete this fanfiction.
HP: 45,001
Abilities:
-Smart: Will avoid using attacks that could end in disaster for anyone but his enemies. If it would hurt foes and foes only, then he will do it, except in special situations.
-Laser: Gains 1 charge per round, max. 5. Can use up any amount of charge at any time. Deals laser damage. Different amounts of time give different attacks:
+Charge 1: Simple Laser: small amount of damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Wide Laser: Small amount of damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Laser Shotgun: Huge damage to foes in melee range, Scattered at longer range. Risky, will only use if the situation is dire/there's an opening
+C4: Laser Sniper: Long-range, 10% chance to crit, otherwise does moderate-high damage.
+C5: DEATH LASER: Terrifying damage to one foe. Mid-range.
-Thunderstorm: Like Laser, gains 1 charge/round, maximum of 10. Yes, it's more powerful than laser. He's a storm fish, what do you expect? Deals Lightning damage. Like laser, can use up any amount of charge at any time. Here's the attacks:
+Charge 1: Jolt: Small damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Shock: Deals small damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Volt Barrage: Deals small damage to up to 5 foes. Might miss (50%). Fires 10 shots. Mid-range.
+C4: Fry: Medium damage to a foe. Burns the foe. Mid-range.
+C5: Chain Lightning: Deals high damage to one foe, can jump between foes to deal half damage to them. This can repeat 5 times, each jump halving damage again and again. Close-range.
+C6: Shockwave: Doesn't deal damage, but pushes the target entity into being the last one attacking in the EOTB. Mid-range.
+C7: Bolt: Calls down a bolt from the heavens, dealing high damage to an opponent, and collateral damage to those that happen to be near him. Long-range.
+C8: Darken Skies: Calls forth a thunderstorm, darkening the skies and making lightning strike randomly. Changes weather to Thunderstorm for 5 turns.
+C9: Thunder Roar: Slightly damages all entities of a certain alignment. Close-Long range.
+C10A: THE GODS ARE ANGRY!: The nuke of Zeus. When activated, creates so many natural disasters you wouldn't be able to count them. Nature's balance goes out of whack, causing random thunderstorms to appear for the rest of the game, causing a massive ravine to appear between all alignments, and volcanoes erupting everywhere, causing massive fires. All of this nearly murders Zappy, as his little body cannot handle such power. He only hangs on by a thread (1HP). Usable only once. Unstoppable.
+C10B: AMP PLAINS: The ground becomes electrified for 5 turns, badly hampering grounded enemies by removing 10% HP per turn. Halves Zappy's current HP.
-Basic attack: Fin Boomerang: Very slight damage to one target. Mid-short range. Physical damage.
-Hide!: If his HP goes below 15%, he will attempt to hide behind the clouds, increasing his evade (20%). In the meantime, he doesn't attack or charge, but heals for 1000HP/turn until back to 1/2 HP.
-Airborne
-Able to use certain equipment.
-Current charges:
+1/5L, 1/10T
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Zappy uses Fin Boomerang on Conquest. +1 L & T.
Justin (Pilot) does a tricky maneuver. He flies up into the air, only to seemingly enter a stall... however, the nose of the plane points straight down... at the blob. The blob, unfortunately, was also caught right in the middle of an ice meteor storm (Caused by Justin's new staff), and the rain of Frozen Incendiary bullets didn't help either. Hopefully, the blob was frozen by all the ice. +8% skill.
I raise Malice, its energies of pure bloodlust, destruction, and vengeance overpowering any unwillful fool that takes hold of it. Thankfully, I'm not one of those fools (I don't think), and wield it with ease (maybe), as if it were second nature.
Heh. Guess I should unveil my hidden side now. Oh carp.
Blood seeps out of the blade... I grab the hilt, and look at the Angel.
Prepare for DEATH! *A bloodlustful howl echoes throughout the crater, and DarkSide's eyes turn solid red, as opposed to just his pupils* FEEL THE WRATH OF A VENGEFUL SPIRIT!
I remind the angel exactly how mortal it really is when compared to other angels... by leaping right up into its face, grabbing it by its leg and forcing it to the ground. I smash it into the ground by swinging its leg (and thus its entire body) to each side of me. All 128 directions, mind you. As it tries to wriggle free of my grasp, I latch onto its wing and attempt to tear it off, while simultaneously impaling it with Malice. Twice.
NOT DONE YET!
I tear through it cleanly with Malice, splitting its left and right body clean in two. But just to make sure it was dead, I remain in flight (because I'm also a dragon with wings) and cleave the upper and lower torso off of each other. I made sure that it never returned to the spirit world and tell the tale, so I trapped the soul into a soul gem (if it died). I return to normal.
Heff... Haff... that... was exhausting... ...Not gonna ask what just happened. Good. 'Cause I don't know what happened either. Ugh... But I think I wrestled control over the sword now. Good. 'Cause that was a bit too crazy.
+1 to Pit, Maniac
Malice Mk. 1: A sword born of dark madness and the blood of a monstrous worm reborn, this is part malevolence given form, and part massive laser-chain sword of awesome. Use at your risk! Sadly, it looks like it's gotten a lot of beatings.
Staff of Cometians Mk 1: A long, light-blue staff with an icy orb at its tip. Moving it causes the trail of a comet to form. It has some light power over the heavens and ice, and can be used in a variety of attacks.
With a powerful new weapon in his arsenal, Bomber had come another step closer to his ultimate goal. On top of that, who would ever suspect an unassuming mop to hold such power? It's the perfect disguise!
Stashing the mop for later, Bomber begins to observe the field once more. He noted the presence of Conquest, one of the Four Horsemen who are signs of the apocalypse. If this meant the other three (or four, if Pestilence decides to be relevant) would show up, Bomber wasn't sure. Though, he was very aware of Conquest's power, and wanted to dispose of him quickly. Resting his weight against his staff, Bomber raised his left arm. The ground beneath Conquest began to smolder. Faint embers began to grow brighter, and slowly flames licked the earth.
Abruptly, a pillar of flame erupted from beneath Conquest. The fiery inferno lasted for a few moments before dying down, leaving the ground scarred by its wrath. Anyone who stood too close probably had their eyebrows singed off by the resulting wave of heat.
Bomber orders the Grim Patrons to attack the Hoenn Starters, not wanting to deal with them getting as strong as the previous two generations were able to.
Twin-Linked Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 1" = Da Shooty Bolter (Level 3: 3/4)
Bomber starts a new Alchemy!
Bomber pulls out two items. One is a pair of Spiked Bindings, a torture tool that binds two people or creatures together as spikes gouge their skin. The idea is that the pain becomes greater if they attempt to move apart. The other item is an Effigy of Lifelinking. It appeared to be a steel representation of a grinning devil with his claws wrapped around a heart. The devil's smirking mouth can be opened to insert blood into the effigy. This twisted item uses the blood of two individuals to bind their lifeforces together, making them share mutual pain and harm. Bomber places the two items into the Alchemiter.
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (1/?)
Combining the functions of Spiked Bindings and Effigy of Lifelinking, this item can be chained between two individuals, causing them to share a portion of their pain.
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (Level 14: 1/15) Well this is a good idea, but you're going to have to sit on it.
Super Laser && Innocent Dwarf = Unfortunate Accident 3/?
I order my soldiers to attack a PZ entity
You want to know something... I do not like Gatorade...
I rise above the ground staring at the Gatorade blob and pointing at it saying, "You have been a bad drink, and now you must pay". Suddenly out of nowhere comes a desert and hundreds of thirsty humans wondering around the desert for thousands of years with nothing to drink see the Gatorade. They chase after it and attempt to drink it but the Gatorade runs away. But I appear in front of it, and hold it in front of the (Lemon Lime) Blood thirsty horde. I tell the Gatorade to get down on it's knees and beg. Unfortunately blobs don't have knees, so I drop him into the humans who brutally devour him...
Fortress:
Fortress Evil = 1%
Soldiers 2/3
Structures:
Base
Alchemies:
Holy Flame: Level 3
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
12,000 damage to the Animate Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade!
49/50 The Myth, The Legend, The Misspelling +2 from FBSN, +4 from Erelye
+2 Crystal
(Post logo && Post Box) && Sniper Rifle 4/4
Whee, Express Delivery. Time to make it better.
Express Delivery && Postclaim Essence 1/?
Gnu News Gun && Infinite Gnu Supply 3/5
Whoops, dropped the ball on posting before Crystal. Whatever. I spray liquified popcorn all over the PZ side of the Battlefield, then shoot Rainbow Dash with Express Delivery.
As stated above, my GM smite hits you now and makes you fail your action!
Express Delivery: It's a Sniper Rifle that fires off Mail! It's somehow stronger than a .50 cal, so don't complain. it gets stronger if you have correct postage (IE, the right amount of stamps)
Argh, this is taking soo long. Let's just summon it now and get this over with.
No. Not now.
But-
Patience Briefcase. I'll cover for you while you're summoning.
And how are you gonna do that?
Watch this.
I Snap my fingers, and the whole ground turns boiling hot. Then, As I raise my hand up, the ground rises, creating a volcano.
> SIGMATIC573: ERUPT
The volcano's top explodes, sending boiling-hot lava everywhere. It hits the CX-Drones, the Hoenn and Kanto Starters, the Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade, the n00b king, and the Octothrope with tremendous firepower. Clearly, I think I made a fine piece of art.
Holy Yoyleberries.
What? You've never seen real magic before your very eyes?
Summoning Entity: 3/35
Counter: 3/50
4,000 damage to the Kanto Starters, the Hoenn Starters, the Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade, the n00b King and the Octothorpe!
I edit TT2000's attack to only transmit the horrible fanfic to UserZero Only!
Chaos Control: A high-tech sword with a powerful, if artificial, Chaos Emerald as its power source. It's able to harness the power of the Chaos emeralds into its attacks!
every self-respecting video game needs a very easy minigame of simon says: 15/25 14/25 (thanks Ultima)
+2 to Ultima for fair returns
Everything seems to be going as Pit thinks it should. ...I MEAN-
*cough* Sorry about that. Just to occupy Zero for a small time, I keep firing on all three sides.
(Next turn, should Zero stop, the thing i'm going to do for the majority of the game will happen.)
UserZero decides to watch. UserZero decides to laugh when you somehow miss everything.
Oh my.
Shadow of Limbo, use Dimensional Pocket on the Hoenn Starters. Next turn, it's shatter time.
Fourth Wall && Black Hole in a Jar = Ultracondensed Wall (Level 5: 2/6) 18 Ferropper && (Gameboys && Nokia phones) = 18 Bedrock^2 Ingots (Level 5: 4/6)
Fine. Also, this is a summon.
3/50 Life (+2 from TheDrivingLlama)
9/10 Ship Garage (+2 from TheDrivingLlama)
+2 to TheDrivingLlama.
1 Demon Blood Shard 1 Raspberry Pi 1 of any book 1 Empty Taglocks 1 Richard Taglock 1 Popcorn Bane of Lapis Ender Matrix Journal #-1 Black Hole in a Jar
Respawning Health Pack (RHP): 10/10 (+2 from Nimble) DONE
Rashki Looks at the small healing device in his hand and smiles.
"This should do. But I still need the other parts"
He says to no one in particular.
He starts building a magic automaton cavalry. Some are equip with bows, some with swords, and some with guns. And there appear to be 3 engineer automatons to repair the other cavalry members and themselves.
The Cavalry (x28 automatons) 1/50
Shia Labeouf 4/15
Interdimensional Pocket Watch (Level 4: 3/5)
Whip || Taser = ? 2/?
Whip || Taser = Whiptaser (Level 2: 2/3)
That HP Pack won't last forever! Find a use for it, quickly, or it'll decay and be worthless!
Anyway now I know that the guide was saying the truth UserZero took damage...
...
While I'm on it let's try this new toy.
Hezetor pulls off the Nerve Laser Gun Mk. 1 and from the height of his flying Throne he fires on the Hoenn starters.
The effect is the immediate inhibition of the acetylcholinesterase causing the immediate contraction of all the muscles and soon enough the inability to breath.
(no anti paralysis won't be enough)
Charges
Inter Multiversal Team of Engineers 8/20
Absorbing energy from my surroundings 13/15
Module || (energy field generators && particle beams generators) = Module of Extreme Metallurgy (Level 5: 3/6)
Module || (advanced multi tool && robotic hands) = Module of advanced machining (Level 4: 3/5)
As it turns out, it's not enough to even slow them down for more than a minute! However, 3,800 damage to the Hoenn Starters.
Fourth Wall && Black Hole in a Jar = Ultracondensed Wall (Level 5: 3/6) 18 Ferropper && (Gameboys && Nokia phones) = 18 Bedrock^2 Ingots (Level 5: 5/6)
4/50 Life
10/10 Ship Garage DONE
It's done.
Alchemiter Upgrade?
Yes. Ford applies the Ship Garage Alchemiter Upgrade, allowing it to make ships.
+1 to Erelye and Twin/The Scribe.
1 Demon Blood Shard 1 Raspberry Pi 1 of any book 1 Empty Taglocks 1 Richard Taglock 1 Popcorn Bane of Lapis Ender Matrix Journal #-1 Black Hole in a Jar
Bomber spotted the angel, who was wounded. He pulled out what appeared to be a T-Shirt cannon, but instead of a T-Shirt (probably one that supported Hellco.) there was a net with nasty metal hooks woven into it. Taking aim at the angel, Bomber launches the net. It flies through the air before wrapping around the angel by the wings and torso. The hooks claw into his flesh, becoming caught under his skin. The angel would really struggle to maintain flight and would have to land, becoming vulnerable to any entities who weren't able to target him before.
Checking progress on doggy, it would appear his battery is almost done charging. Oh goody!
Twin-Linked Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 1" = Da Shooty Bolter (Level 3: 4/4)
Alchemy Complete!
Da Shooty Bolter, upgraded by the notes within "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 1", has an improved fire rate. It also looks a little more...orky.
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (2/?)
10,000 damage to the Angel! It was in range of everything, but that doesn't matter because you've killed it! (seems fitting.)
Da Shooty Bolter: Never enuff Bolter dakka. Never enuff.
Bonesword && Spellbook = Book of the boneswords(Level 5 6/6)
I then examine the Book of The Boneswords(BoTB).
Book of The Boneswords: An ancient spellbook. When activated, it can summon powerful boneswords to fight for the user! Not actually evil despite any implications.
I repeat my earlier attack, this time on Conquest. If Conquest is dead, I use it on the Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade.
The Scribe, satisfied with his work, turns to his Journal. "This Alchemiter is of superb make. It must be powered by one of the finer Designixes... But surely, there can be more to accomplish with this concept. It can be upgraded. And I know just where to start." The Scribe flips to a page in the Journal titled 'The Foundation'. Drawn in the middle of the page is a circular symbol emblazoned with arrows.
"Outside this universe, in another land, there exists a planet called Earth. Common knowledge, no doubt. On this planet, there exists a group of people much like myself. People who have dedicated their lives to researching anomalies and the unexplained. They go a step further. They make it their mission to contain the supernatural and keep it hidden from the public eye, to protect their dimension. They are known as the Foundation. And they have something I want."
The Scribe flips a page and scrolls through a list of random numbers. "The Foundation categorizes the objects they've contained by number. I've gone through several of their bases, located some of their files... And I've put together a list of what I think could be useful to me in certain situations. Ah, here." The Scribe underlines one of the numbers and closes the Journal. "SCP-914. This will be tricky, but I think I can manage it."
The Scribe pulls out the Scribe's Wands, moving them through the air in an insanely complicated way. Shapes begin to form in the skies, winding and twisting shapes of geometric architecture. The thing the Scribe is making is very complicated and very large - covering over three hundred blocks. Gears, springs, pulleys, pistons, and other antiquated machinery is being made, its inner workings obscured.
After several minutes, the Scribe finishes his work, connecting the wands' tips together. In an explosion of darkness, the thing falls from the air and slams onto the ground with a mighty thud. The Scribe has, somehow, made a copy of SCP-914 forged entirely from ink. "That took a lot of energy from me. It definitely needed to be charged up... Now, to the next part."
The Scribe then takes out the Rorschach, a gleaming pen with razor sharp edges that drip with ink. He grips it and then thrusts the pen into the copy of SCP-914. Its form loses shape, becoming chaotic and vibrating intensely. Dark electricity forms around the area, channeling into the ground and staining it monochrome. The Scribe keeps holding on, a slow but sure wave of complete darkness solidifying across SCP-914. After several seconds, the Scribe is blown backwards, an aura of darkness keeping the Rorschach inside of SCP-914.
"Alright. My pen of unstoppable ink has made this illusion a perfect copy of SCP-914 in every way. It took a lot of energy to do it, and I'm lucky I didn't just create a mushroom cloud of ink as a result of this, but if we wait for a few minutes it should... stabilize." Looking at the copy of SCP-914, it's obvious that it's not fully formed. Its surface is still vibrating slightly, there is a humming sound emanating from it, and its surface is made of some form of liquid that's bubbling and boiling. A random Pig walks towards it and sniffs it, trying to lick it. His whole body is immediately engulfed in black flame, and the Pig runs around screaming as it is vaporized.
True to the Scribe's word, the copy solidifies after several minutes, settling into a solid, yet still pitch-black, state. The Scribe takes out a metal flashlight with a tinted lens and shines it on the copy. Instantly, it shrinks down to the size of a normal Minecraft block. The Scribe lifts it up and walks over to the Alchemiter, adding the copy as an upgrade to the machine. Instantly, an add-on to the Alchemiter pops up, with two slots and a knob. The Scribe cracks his knuckles and surveys his handiwork.
"There, it's finished. Using the power of ink, I've made a duplicate of SCP-914 that's directly tied to the original copy a dimension away. That took a lot of power, but using the abilities of the original, I've given this Alchemiter an upgrade."
SCP-914: [Alchemiter Upgrade]
"SCP-914 is a large clockwork device weighing several tons and covering an area of eighteen square meters, consisting of screw drives, belts, pulleys, gears, springs and other clockwork. It is incredibly complex, consisting of over eight million moving parts comprised mostly of tin and copper, with some wooden and cloth items observed."
This charge has added the SCP-914 upgrade to the Alchemiter. Using this, people can modify existing items or alchemies that they've found or made (but not Spoils of War, I presume). In its original form, SCP-914 is a massive machine that can take an object and modify it through one of several modifiers - Coarse, Rough, 1/1, Fine, or Very Fine - into a new object.
Only the Fine modifier has been added, and here's how it works. There are two slots to SCP-914, an Input and an Output. You put an item in the Input and then change the knob in the middle of the two slots to whatever modifier you want. Right now, only the Fine option is able to be used. Once you "refine" an item, its level will be raised by 1 - so a Level 2 item will turn into a Level 3 item. It will take however many posts a normal item of that level would take to make, though - so a Level 2 item that is being refined into a Level 3 will take 4 posts to make. Level 5 items can't be refined.
Additional modifiers can be added through additional charges - but to my knowledge, none of them were really used much in DTG2 except for Fine, and occasionally 1/1.
I start a new charge.
The Winged: ============================== (1/30) [DATA ENCRYPTED]
I really don't approve of repeating attacks for various reasons, so you fail to do anything!
SCP-914-Fine added!
You hear an unholy rumbling noise from above...
The Wrath of Autocorrect 'corrects' the Sketched Deathknight for 10,000 damage!
EXOS uses Endergize Once, then expends 5 Endergy to improve its Endergize ability! The Twisty Puzzles Millitary base produces 2,000 Attack and Defense cubes, then proceeds to use those Attack Cubes and jointly slam the Hoenn Starters for 7,500 damage! Conway and pals have a blast with the Flaming Flying Car and tear it to shreds for 10,000 damage! The Fortress idles. The Uber HQ realizes that no-one and nothing Entity-Wise wants to actually bother EXOS right now and do nothing, though for posterity reasons they rolled a 6.
The Mango Monster heals itself for 6,000! The Splat Charger Inkling lines up a shot on the Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade! The Splat Bomb then goes off, nailing the Kanto Starters, Rainbow Dash and the Animated Blob for 10,000 each and gaining two Ink Stacks! The Animated Blob looks sick…The Ink is poisonous to it! The Balloon Whelp is sick and tired of being at low Inflation and somehow manages to connect itself to a helium tank to restore it’s HP by 10,000 and it’s inflation by 20%! It’s looking at the Vet in some odd way. The Coveknight uses Spectrum Snake on Rainbow Dash, but she dodges! The Covenkight then switches to Yellow aura!
Dome’s forces notice the loss of their Scythe; if they all vanish, they’re gone for good! 3 more join the ranks as they tear into Conquest for 6,000 damage! The Flaming Flying Car rams into…The Ground? Err, I have no idea why it did that, and it took 4,000 damage from that. The Mole Machine spits out 14 new Grim Patrons as the 12 already there gang up and deal 18,000 damage to Conquest! Gee, they are sure starting to gain ground…the n00b king sticks the ground, and notices-oh. It noitces a Pet Rock. The Pet Rock is wearing sunglasses designed to look like a black bar. He takes a mental and physical note of it but doesn’t do anything to it and ultimately achieves nothing except looking stupid. Octothorpe uses Caligraphy and writes the Rune of Language-this deals 12,000 damage to Conquest! The Sketeched Deathknight uses Black Bolt on Conquest for 8,000 damage! The Spirit of Limbo drops upon the Hoenn Starters with Dimensional Pocket, trapping them in the realm Limbo for one turn while the management gets the error sorted out and them back to the living! They can’t attack or be attacked at all until next round-but they will evolve in there, so I question the use of this ability.
Zappy uses Fin Boomerang on Conquest for 4,000 damage and +1 to both of its charges! The Factory spits out more Piebots, who now fling Pies at Rainbow Dash, which somehow wound her for 8,000 damage! The Spiderbots ready up-they’ll latch onto a PZ target and explode, damaging and stunning the victim, if they’re allowed to live next turn! Finally, the Stray Phoenix breathes life into the Splat Charger Inkling, restoring 8,000 HP!
The Terror Creeper’s explosion is ready to use this turn, but it’s caught in the Maelstrom and can’t attack, so tactically delays its suicide!
The Kanto Starters are through messing around! They toss Mercury/Fseftr a bracelet and flash three stones that they happen to have found on the ground, each with a smirk on their face! Then, they gang up and brutally maul and kill the Mango Monster, and they heal 10,000 HP for the kill! The CX Drones would do something, but they don’t’ have any valid targets and opt to just turn on Self-destruct systems! They’ll detonate next turn if you don’t destroy them! Rainbow Dash swoops in and destroys all of Dome’s forces, ending the Kabutops invasion for good! Conquest Aims an arrow at the sky, and an army appears! The army is armed with AK-47s, which they use to shoot the Flaming Flying Car for 10,000 damage! The Hoenn Starters, stuck in Limbo but safe, evolve!
The Pretzel elementals, despite taking more than lethal damage, still seem ready to attack at full strength! They levy all of their power into a massive Pretzel-elemental beam and fire it directly at the Coveknight, bypasshing his Holy Mantle and dealing 10,000 damage! They then disintegrate into nothingness…It appears damage calculations wouldn’t have mattered if they died that turn, guarenteeing an attack at full power. Interesting. A random rock is thrown by an unknown source at Octothorpe to deal 10,000 damage (or to the n00b King, the Pet Rock flung itself at Octothorpe to do that)! The Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade takes 4,000 damgae from Ink Poisoning and deals 13,000 damage to the Mole Machine! The Two Mewtwo chip in for an extra 9,000 damage!
The AZ entities press onward by 10 blocks!
Richard is about to do something amazing, and right before he does he gives +2 to Insert_Generic_Username and MythicZoologist, but then UserZero lets out a primal, unearthly ROAR. She is not happy about the Entity situation right now. She begins a new charge (oh no), roars, and kills the Splat Charger Inkling and deals 30,000 damage to the Coveknight, before +2ing all the PZ entities!
Richard suddenly looks to the right of the Battlefield…He can sense someone coming, something of great Godmodding powers! Another Godmodder! Then, more rumbling occurs, and everyone looks up-a small, but growing, Pink...thing, is descending rapidly! You can't even tell what that is! Get ready!
Terrain: Crater (no effect)
Weather: Clear (no effect)
[H] Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect: 150,000/150,000 HP.
[N] EXOS: 43,000/60,000 HP. Endergy: 3/20. Double-Action (acts twice in the EoTB). Currently gets 1 Endergy per EoTB. Airborn.
[N] Twisty Puzzles Military Base: 66,000/66,000 HP, low basic attack. Attack Cubes: 1/1 x 3000 HP. Defense Cubes: 1/1 x 4000 HP. Repair Cubes: 0.
[N] Sentient Conway's Game of Life Structure [N]: Gosper's Array 17,000/17,000 HP. Conway's Wall 12,000/12,000 HP. Yorke-Smith's Garden 21,000/21,000 HP. Structures must be killed in order.
[N] Uber Headquarters: 30,000/30,000 HP. Defends an entity. Currently defending: EXOS.
[AZ] Balloon Whelp: 957,250/1,000,000 HP. Inflation = 29.5%. At 200% or 0% Inflation it dies instantly. Gains attack at higher inflation, gains evasiveness at lower Inflation. (current evasion = 20%) Airborn at 150% Inflation. Helium Breath: [||]
[AZ] Coveknight: 31,250/75,000 HP. Rotates into different passives each round. Color Aura = Purple. Beholder's Eye [|||]. Protected against the first attack against it every turn.
[AZ] Flaming Flying Car: 39,000/75,000 HP. Airborn (duh). Sacrifices HP to attack; can create blinding smoke to blind entities w/o losing HP.
[AZ] Mole Machine: 24,750/65,000 HP. Summons 2 Grim Patrons plus one for every Grim Patron alive. Grim Patrons: 15,000/15,000 x26 HP.
I'm finding myself annoyed. I had posts from the last two rounds, and they seem to have spontaneously ceased to have ever existed. Is there any reason my post would not have gone through? I made those posts via iPad, if that means anything.
Kanohi Hau Nuva: 11/25
Skarmory: 10/25
Sitrus powder: Shoud be ready with 4/4
Magic Gun && Tracer: 2/?
Setting up a stove, I turn the heat up to boil the animate gatorade
So, in the spoiler is my thought on the Veil, and Tazz's response:
By that idea that the avatar is weaker than the god, my physical body is far stronger than my avatar on the field. Which sort of balances out any fight between those people that are overpowered and UserZero (Piono, Engie, Twin as a Guardian, and me, among others I am probably forgetting), especially with the fact that I have an entire arsenal of anything I want. Simply put, the way that such a confrontation would work is that both of us would have the OP scale removed, according to you. Honestly, while this may not be the original interpretation that TT2000 was going for, this fixes a plothole! Originally, Richard at least (maybe not UserZero) was an ordinary man, who just had an extremely well defended home. I think when TT2000 was asked why the OP scale didn't effect him, he replied that Richard was juuust on the edge of the OP scale, but not high enough to go past the tipping point to be nerfed.
No offense, TT, but I think this works better. The godmodders are nerfed as well, it's just that they are so much more powerful than anyone else, that the nerf is still a magnitude stronger than anyone else. Which brings me to my attack. Or at the very least, my speech before my attack, which shall occur when the update is done.
Basically, Richard is an ordinary man, albeit one with immense coding skill (or whatever else drives godmodding in this topsy-turvy world so many have contributed to make it what it is), who barely survived an explosion. He can die to a weapon as easily as another man could. Uzi is no man, and she's not an ordinary woman. My explanation is below in the attack.
As far as my second comment, when did I insult Mewtwo? All I said was that he got two megaevolutions, and Charizard should not have joined the only Pokemon ever considered the most powerful, bar none, in that category. (Until Self-Megaevolving Rayquaza, at least) Unless he's somehow angry about me insulting Charizard, which goes against any interpretation of Mewtwo ever, even the one in Subpar Smesh Brah.
+2 The Topazian
25/50 (I'd say I'm already halfway there! Halfway there! Halfway there!) Elizabeth
5/5 Song Combo Attack
6 primates, one with a turntable, fall onto the battlefield and start attacking random PZ entities. All except for the one with the turntable, he puts a record on and
Here-Here-Here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap
Huh!!
DK! Donkey Kong!
So, this attack works like this. It's a combo attack, that has 5 more stages. The more stages, the more powerful the attack.
How do others add more stages? Simple! If you know the words, you can join in too! Add the next verse in your attack.
I take another look at the response to my attack above, and start. Let's just say I have two pages open: one to this forum, and one to the server. What, was the 4th wall supposed to be intact?
"Wait, what did you just write, Tazz? Oh, that's perfect. That's absolutely WONDERFUL. I finally get to see someone else who may be like me and she's a complete psychopath. Am I cursed to never see anyone like me who hasn't gone completely bonkers?"
All of a sudden, I start. I give a thin, small smile, and look directly at UserZero.
"That's it. I've figured it out. Though, to be quite honest, it wasn't that hard when I thought about it. Richard? You know why she can do things no other Godmodder can? That goo trick and similar? UserZero. You are. Not. Quite. Human. I mean, that's alright, I'm not quite human either, and there are a couple of people here who are entirely inhuman. But you are something...other. I will not say above or below, but you are different. (Inner thoughts: It could be like me, somewhat changed, but still mostly human, or we could be dealing with a cosmic horror of some sort. Who are you, UserZero? More than that, WHAT are you?)?"
I'll start with the alchemies, might as well join in.
1/??
Perfect scored SAT && The Essence of Stupidity (Sarah Palin's barely existent brain): Knowledge of Lies and Liars
I'm finding myself annoyed. I had posts from the last two rounds, and they seem to have spontaneously ceased to have ever existed. Is there any reason my post would not have gone through? I made those posts via iPad, if that means anything.
Kanohi Hau Nuva: 11/25
Skarmory: 10/25
Sitrus powder: Shoud be ready with 4/4
Magic Gun && Tracer: 2/?
Action to be posted after the EoTB.
I'll respond to this quickly: It's not a glitch at all, in case you're wondering, it's the Minecraft forums spam filter. They dislike people with 10 posts or less (11 is OK). There's a thread to request restorations, so if you realize the post vanished, go there. Sorry, I don't have a link.
Lord Calzerb 23/25
Neo 5/5 Finished! Neo (25000/25000 HP: Highly Evasive) Summoned! He shoots his twin pistols at the Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade!
300 Script && Minecraft Essence && Spear = THIS IS MINECRAFT!!!!!!! 2/4
Axe && Spear && Sword = The All in 1 Weapon 2/2 Finished! I test it on the Hoenn Starters!
You know how to get places faster? I pull out a rocket launcher. Rockets. I shoot away diagonally to propel myself towards Yggdrasil!
Past me does a HADOUKEN! on the Angel. We're all unholy.
The N00b King mines straight down. He then comes jumping out and whacks the Pretzel Elementals!
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
Argh, this is taking soo long. Let's just summon it now and get this over with.
No. Not now.
But-
Patience Briefcase. I'll cover for you while you're summoning.
And how are you gonna do that?
Watch this.
I Snap my fingers, and the whole ground turns boiling hot. Then, As I raise my hand up, the ground rises, creating a volcano.
> SIGMATIC573: ERUPT
The volcano's top explodes, sending boiling-hot lava everywhere. It hits the CX-Drones, the Hoenn and Kanto Starters, the Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade, the n00b king, and the Octothrope with tremendous firepower. Clearly, I think I made a fine piece of art.
Holy Yoyleberries.
What? You've never seen real magic before your very eyes?
Summoning Entity: 4/35
Counter: 4/50
I'll be making my great escape now!
15/25 (Mobile Base)
14/25 (Project "Revelation")
Artificial Chaos Emerald && Techno Magic Sword = Chaos Control (Level 5: 6/6) (Done!)
Holocrom && Holocrom Decriptor =
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control (Level 5)
Well, time to get some data.
...Base not done yet...
...Damm I have to wait...
Oh well.
May as well help.
I edit TT2000's attack to only transmit the horrible fanfic to UserZero Only!
+2 to Ultima for fair returns
You fail to comprehend me, seeing as I am actually a mental construct, named Narra, with my current host being the human Rashki.
You cannot attack what does not exist on your same plane. It's like trying to cure a mental condition by punching it. And even if you killed Rashki, I would be sent to Limbo, still able to go in and out of others' minds
In layman's terms: Trying to punch me don' don't diddly work
/null
Oh my.
Shadow of Limbo, use Dimensional Pocket on the Hoenn Starters. Next turn, it's shatter time.
Fourth Wall && Black Hole in a Jar = Ultracondensed Wall (Level 5: 2/6)
18 Ferropper && (Gameboys && Nokia phones) = 18 Bedrock^2 Ingots (Level 5: 4/6)
Fine. Also, this is a summon.
3/50 Life (+2 from TheDrivingLlama)
9/10 Ship Garage (+2 from TheDrivingLlama)
+2 to TheDrivingLlama.
1 Raspberry Pi
1 of any book
1 Empty Taglocks
1 Richard Taglock
1 Popcorn
Bane of Lapis
Ender Matrix
Journal #-1
Black Hole in a Jar
Respawning Health Pack (RHP): 10/10 (+2 from Nimble) DONE
Rashki Looks at the small healing device in his hand and smiles.
"This should do. But I still need the other parts"
He says to no one in particular.
He starts building a magic automaton cavalry. Some are equip with bows, some with swords, and some with guns. And there appear to be 3 engineer automatons to repair the other cavalry members and themselves.
The Cavalry (x28 automatons) 1/50
Shia Labeouf 4/15
Interdimensional Pocket Watch (Level 4: 3/5)
Whip || Taser = ? 2/?
Lord Calzerb 22/25
Neo 4/5
300 Script && Minecraft Essence && Spear = THIS IS MINECRAFT!!!!!!! 1/???
Axe && Spear && Sword = The All in 1 Weapon 1/???
I glitch out. I see Uzi doing push-ups, but mistake her for a chair. I fart on her...
The Noob King is very nooby, still. He goes around whacking the floor with a stick.
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out
http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
Strange my action... ?
What was I doing?
Anyway now I know that the guide was saying the truth UserZero took damage...
...
While I'm on it let's try this new toy.
Hezetor pulls off the Nerve Laser Gun Mk. 1 and from the height of his flying Throne he fires on the Hoenn starters.
The effect is the immediate inhibition of the acetylcholinesterase causing the immediate contraction of all the muscles and soon enough the inability to breath.
(no anti paralysis won't be enough)
Charges
Inter Multiversal Team of Engineers 8/20
Absorbing energy from my surroundings 13/15
Module || (energy field generators && particle beams generators) = Module of Extreme Metallurgy (Level 5: 3/6)
Module || (advanced multi tool && robotic hands) = Module of advanced machining (Level 4: 3/5)
Fourth Wall && Black Hole in a Jar = Ultracondensed Wall (Level 5: 3/6)
18 Ferropper && (Gameboys && Nokia phones) = 18 Bedrock^2 Ingots (Level 5: 5/6)
4/50 Life
10/10 Ship Garage DONE
It's done.
Alchemiter Upgrade?
Yes.
Ford applies the Ship Garage Alchemiter Upgrade, allowing it to make ships.
+1 to Erelye and Twin/The Scribe.
1 Raspberry Pi
1 of any book
1 Empty Taglocks
1 Richard Taglock
1 Popcorn
Bane of Lapis
Ender Matrix
Journal #-1
Black Hole in a Jar
Doggy's Battery: 19/20 ====================
???: 7/30 ==============================
+2 to Generic
Bomber spotted the angel, who was wounded. He pulled out what appeared to be a T-Shirt cannon, but instead of a T-Shirt (probably one that supported Hellco.) there was a net with nasty metal hooks woven into it. Taking aim at the angel, Bomber launches the net. It flies through the air before wrapping around the angel by the wings and torso. The hooks claw into his flesh, becoming caught under his skin. The angel would really struggle to maintain flight and would have to land, becoming vulnerable to any entities who weren't able to target him before.
Checking progress on doggy, it would appear his battery is almost done charging. Oh goody!
Twin-Linked Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 1" = Da Shooty Bolter (Level 3: 4/4)
Alchemy Complete!
Da Shooty Bolter, upgraded by the notes within "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 1", has an improved fire rate. It also looks a little more...orky.
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (2/?)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
Bonesword && Spellbook = Book of the boneswords(Level 5 6/6)
I then examine the Book of The Boneswords(BoTB).
Come to kspcity! Transportation
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/tra
Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind
The Clockworks: 20/20 ==================== (+1 from Cobalt and MZ)
The Outlaws: 8/30 ============================== (+1 from Cobalt, Nimbleguy, and Maniac) [DATA ENCRYPTED]
Clock && Picture of Timetables = Antique Timeclock (4/6)
Meowmere || Hammer = Meownir (2/6)
+2 Cobalt.
I repeat my earlier attack, this time on Conquest. If Conquest is dead, I use it on the Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade.
The Scribe, satisfied with his work, turns to his Journal. "This Alchemiter is of superb make. It must be powered by one of the finer Designixes... But surely, there can be more to accomplish with this concept. It can be upgraded. And I know just where to start." The Scribe flips to a page in the Journal titled 'The Foundation'. Drawn in the middle of the page is a circular symbol emblazoned with arrows.
"Outside this universe, in another land, there exists a planet called Earth. Common knowledge, no doubt. On this planet, there exists a group of people much like myself. People who have dedicated their lives to researching anomalies and the unexplained. They go a step further. They make it their mission to contain the supernatural and keep it hidden from the public eye, to protect their dimension. They are known as the Foundation. And they have something I want."
The Scribe flips a page and scrolls through a list of random numbers. "The Foundation categorizes the objects they've contained by number. I've gone through several of their bases, located some of their files... And I've put together a list of what I think could be useful to me in certain situations. Ah, here." The Scribe underlines one of the numbers and closes the Journal. "SCP-914. This will be tricky, but I think I can manage it."
The Scribe pulls out the Scribe's Wands, moving them through the air in an insanely complicated way. Shapes begin to form in the skies, winding and twisting shapes of geometric architecture. The thing the Scribe is making is very complicated and very large - covering over three hundred blocks. Gears, springs, pulleys, pistons, and other antiquated machinery is being made, its inner workings obscured.
After several minutes, the Scribe finishes his work, connecting the wands' tips together. In an explosion of darkness, the thing falls from the air and slams onto the ground with a mighty thud. The Scribe has, somehow, made a copy of SCP-914 forged entirely from ink. "That took a lot of energy from me. It definitely needed to be charged up... Now, to the next part."
The Scribe then takes out the Rorschach, a gleaming pen with razor sharp edges that drip with ink. He grips it and then thrusts the pen into the copy of SCP-914. Its form loses shape, becoming chaotic and vibrating intensely. Dark electricity forms around the area, channeling into the ground and staining it monochrome. The Scribe keeps holding on, a slow but sure wave of complete darkness solidifying across SCP-914. After several seconds, the Scribe is blown backwards, an aura of darkness keeping the Rorschach inside of SCP-914.
"Alright. My pen of unstoppable ink has made this illusion a perfect copy of SCP-914 in every way. It took a lot of energy to do it, and I'm lucky I didn't just create a mushroom cloud of ink as a result of this, but if we wait for a few minutes it should... stabilize." Looking at the copy of SCP-914, it's obvious that it's not fully formed. Its surface is still vibrating slightly, there is a humming sound emanating from it, and its surface is made of some form of liquid that's bubbling and boiling. A random Pig walks towards it and sniffs it, trying to lick it. His whole body is immediately engulfed in black flame, and the Pig runs around screaming as it is vaporized.
True to the Scribe's word, the copy solidifies after several minutes, settling into a solid, yet still pitch-black, state. The Scribe takes out a metal flashlight with a tinted lens and shines it on the copy. Instantly, it shrinks down to the size of a normal Minecraft block. The Scribe lifts it up and walks over to the Alchemiter, adding the copy as an upgrade to the machine. Instantly, an add-on to the Alchemiter pops up, with two slots and a knob. The Scribe cracks his knuckles and surveys his handiwork.
"There, it's finished. Using the power of ink, I've made a duplicate of SCP-914 that's directly tied to the original copy a dimension away. That took a lot of power, but using the abilities of the original, I've given this Alchemiter an upgrade."
SCP-914: [Alchemiter Upgrade]
"SCP-914 is a large clockwork device weighing several tons and covering an area of eighteen square meters, consisting of screw drives, belts, pulleys, gears, springs and other clockwork. It is incredibly complex, consisting of over eight million moving parts comprised mostly of tin and copper, with some wooden and cloth items observed."
This charge has added the SCP-914 upgrade to the Alchemiter. Using this, people can modify existing items or alchemies that they've found or made (but not Spoils of War, I presume). In its original form, SCP-914 is a massive machine that can take an object and modify it through one of several modifiers - Coarse, Rough, 1/1, Fine, or Very Fine - into a new object.
Only the Fine modifier has been added, and here's how it works. There are two slots to SCP-914, an Input and an Output. You put an item in the Input and then change the knob in the middle of the two slots to whatever modifier you want. Right now, only the Fine option is able to be used. Once you "refine" an item, its level will be raised by 1 - so a Level 2 item will turn into a Level 3 item. It will take however many posts a normal item of that level would take to make, though - so a Level 2 item that is being refined into a Level 3 will take 4 posts to make. Level 5 items can't be refined.
Additional modifiers can be added through additional charges - but to my knowledge, none of them were really used much in DTG2 except for Fine, and occasionally 1/1.
I start a new charge.
The Winged: 1/30 ============================== [DATA ENCRYPTED]
If the Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade is still alive:
I take an obsidian vacuum cleaner, and continue to suck the Animated Blob of Lemon Lime Gatorade into it. Pouring some lava into it for hot, melty !!fun!!, I continue to shoot the Animated Blob of Lemon Lime Gatorade out at a random PZ entity (excluding the Animated Blob of Lemon Lime Gatorade)
If it is not:
I do the same thing, but with the Pet Rock. !!fun!!
Alchemies:
Logic Distortion Pill && Remote Control = Logic Distortion Remote 4/5
Koopa Shell && Blank Amiibo = Bowser Amiibo 2/2 [DONE!]
Completed Alchemies:
Super Mario Maker Sketchpad: Like Super Mario Maker, but on paper, so no hacking. But the paper form also means you can't play the levels.
Bowser Amiibo: ???
Charges:
10/25 Thunderstorm
13/25 Guardian King
Please check out my PvP map based around explosions and fire, FireFight!
Sometimes, I wonder why they call mapmakers mapmakers and not cartographers.
Dragons n' Stuff
Please click!
3,000 damage to Rainbow Dash!
You somehow find yourself back on the battlefield anyways
UserZero: should have thought of that before coming on here.
UserZero: there are secrets.
UserZero: secretsssssssssss.
UserZero: if you didn't figure this out yet then you are truly the most incompetent thing alive.
UserZero: or second-most.
UserZero: but seriosuly. you were coming on here to do something? then you're gonna tell me what that is.
UserZero: or, alterntaively, me, you, hotspring, viridi cosplay, two hours.
UserZero: what's it gonna be, chicken boy?
Datacrystal: It's a crystal that can basically serve as an Ipad. Has about five times the battery life of the leading brand with no functionality lost. Very handy.
UserZero placates Garfield with a pot of infinite Lagansa, and then kicks him into your stomach (with the pot of infinite Lagansa).
Ho hum, ho hum.
1,337 damage to a CX drone!
Modpack Arm && Hopebringer Parts = Memebringer (Level 15: 1/16) Sadly, you are forbidden.
The Dark Reach: A set of Tiger Claws made of Enderium (an alloy supercharged with end energies, noted for being the color of Ender Pearls), allowing for great slashes and a short-range teleport on-demand.
3,800 damage to the Pretzel elementals!
-1 day after reading the pony line and thereafter ravaging a completely unimportant asteroid-
The Wrath of Autocorrect appears, looks around, and spews off multiple lines in Klingon...wait that can't possibly be right...
...Oh, NO! YOU FOOL! You didn't control the Update Terminal (that's preposterous), you fell for my redirection defense (the first and most basic), sending you to this exact website, but translated into Klingon! In Klingon, 90% of these words are total gibberish! You would literally tally every word! It's buff doesn't go through, but it's definitely here now... (In other words, no to your passive buddy, unless you feel like taking the liberty of then taking out every misspelling and showing it to me, exactly where and when, because I will basically never trust your tally despite having no reason not to. :mspa:)
You proceed to have your OTHER action completely nulled by my Red-Sun Flare, my GM smiting weapon of choice!
Holocrom && Holcrom Decriptor = What's a Holocrom? (No that's not an Alchemy, that's a question.)
If you fought UserZero's physical body you would be killed off for real before you got a chance to say a word. You are under a very false impression that a Godmodder's only power is in Minecraft. The Veil aside, THIS IS COMPLETELY UNTRUE. Godmodders powers extend to their IRL selves, 100%. In fact, it would be more accurate to say the Godmodders powers extend to their in-game avatars. Yes, you're fighting the WEAKER UserZero; the real flesh-and-blood deal would be impossible to face. Even then, they're not linked together in such a manner that damaging the real-world UserZero would damage the in-game UserZero, and the real-world UserZero's HP, to put it one way, is somewhere in the ten thousands, and that defense evasion is cranked up to eleven. After all, do gods put all of their power into their avatars, or just a portion? The short of it is, there is no way it would work even in theory.
The veil operates if you would execute an attack that would require you to know ANY private details about a Godmodder that would quickly allow you to really thin out the crowd on their identity (or their actual identity). First name, Home planet? You can know that, though it would be difficult. Address, physical location on their homeworld, telephone number, the like? No dice. It protects the Godmodder's family and friends, as well-you can't really harm them if you don't know their identities, though it is primarily the Godmodder that benefits from this shielding. Apparently, the properties of the veil also mean you can't blow up his house because that would mean you would realize who the Godmodder is, thus it doesn't happen. Yeah, that's the best way I can describe this at times, it's complicated stuff. The only way to loophole the Veil is to actually know who she is AND know she's the Godmodder you are fighting right now, and in order for THAT to happen she has to voluntarily bring it down.
Yes I switched gender pronouns a lot there, deal with it. The short of it is, yes, that would have worked perfectly if you said it was anyone else.
Your action completely fails because it's a crossover! No Crossovers!
Beautiful. Simply beautiful. You beautiful man. That was actually really really good.
50 Chipian soldiers arrive! It looks like the Chipian empire has a debt to repay for you for recovering lost information on how the fight went!
40,000 damage to the Pretzel elementals!
SCP-1056 added!
SCP-409 && Black Rose = Quartz Rose (Level 3: 1/4)
5,000 damage to the Mole Machine!
Sarcasm was not the point of that, it was the words Cartman were saying. I said follow the forum rules, and I'm fairly sure those words are usually the ones that get reported.
As such, your actions fail again for saying a certain word before Assault Rifle. Regardless, the AK-48 is finished.
AK-48: A slightly upgraded AK-47. AK-47's are actually really good guns, so slightly upgraded AK-47's are not bad.
By the way, substituting a Warhammer for a sledgehammer, you'd have $12,792,000.00 in US Dollars, so...Definitely more than 12 seconds.
What Pet rock? Uh, regardless, 8,000 damage to the Pretzel elementals!
5,000 damage to the Pretzel Elementals!
Stray Phoenix summoned!
I suggest you repost the Alchemy. I can just miss it sometimes.
2,000 damage to the Pretzel Elementals!
NIghtmare Fuel && Indigo Flames && Dream Powder = The Demonsoul (Level 20: 1/21). Yeah, this is powerful. Too powerful.
-8% Inflation to the Balloon whelp!
1,000 damage to a CX Drone!
4,000 damage to a CX-Drone! The animate blob of lemon-lime Gatorade below is horrified at how you poured animate Lemon-Lime Gatorade into a soon-to-be-annhilated vehicle...Then gets confused over what 'Animate' means in that context.
2,000 damage to the Kanto Starters!
I just happen to record the actions you do before the EoTB. This is a mercy due to how your entity works.
+5% Inflation!
12,000 damage to Dome's Scythe!
You block the attack aimed at the Hoenn starters!
13,000 damage to the Pretzel Elementals!
Bazaar Bargain && Ender Pearl = The End Sale (Level 2: 1/3)
Right you are! 22,000 damage to the Mango Monster!
ho-hum.
The spy is too late! You fail!
UserZero eats the crakcers and chives.
It will do as you say. If it's alive.
+10,000 HP to the Mole Machine!
It will do as you say.
The Terror Creeper is caught in the Maelstrom and can't get down! It can't attack this round, but nothing can harm it!
9,000 damage to Conquest!
+1,000 HP to the Mango Monster!
If I may: Please use a slightly darker color, I have issues reading your posts with such a bright Cyan color. Thanks.
It would have worked, if Lightning Dash wasn't 5 meters to the left by the time Ghost finished aiming.
UserZero isn't bothered at all, and for that matter I'm having trouble figuring out why.
Due to discussed errors and confusion, a bunch of Spiderbots are deployed! They're suicide bombers if I recall correctly that can damage and stun victims! The Portable Factory fizzles out.
Just so you know: Until you have 11 posts, the Spam Filter hates you with a passion.
Charizard hasn't Mega-evolved at all! Regardless, 9,000 damage to the Kanto Starters!
You are suddenly thrown into the dirt! You get back up and see Mewtwo-TWO Mewtwo, in fact-who are both royally peeved at your comments and giving you a death glare! Two Mewtwo summoned!
The damage values will start from this post onwards, but I hereby give you a bonus of 10,000 to start.
Walker is suddenly a valid target!
The Colegmerate is dead (and deliberately mispelled!)
Rainbow Dash has a natural immunity to slow spells! You somehow catch up and nail her for 3,000 damage!
Topaz Frying Pan && Meowmere = Topaz Garfield (Level 5: 1/6)
more Piebots will spawn.
You can't give +2 to random individuals like that! You must give them to a NAME! +2 Fseftr, or something along those lines!
You're noped so hard from summoning a First Guardian that you fail to summon the n00bs as well! After what happened to Twin, the Update Terminal got some upgrades to prevent my involuntary summoning to the field! And I'm the only First Guardian you can summon that wouldn't be so mercilessly OP that you couldn't summon him/her at all. And summoning me for a free action would still be mercilessly OP.
On The Origin Of Species && Destroy The Godmodder: The History Of Godmodding, Godmodders, And The Godmodding Wars = On The Origin Of Godmodding (Level 0: 1/1). Wow that was easy.
On the Origin of Godmodding: "Please see Section 2.1 in the GameFAQ's guide on Destroy the Godmodder for more information." -On the Origin of Godmodding.
The above quote is the only line in the book. I still need to do Generic's article on Titans, so you may have to wait a little bit. Still, easiest Sidequest ever.
It's not Teleported back out, but rather vioently thrust back to the Mystery Server as a flaming meteor, because you forgot about "THE THING THAT HAS A REALLY HUGE CANNON TO FIRE EXOS OUT OF." It's coincidentally the fastest of those enemies. Still, you instantly destroy the Barrier because of this, as Uber HQ quickly realizes a tactical weakness: It can only work on entities!
10,000 damage to the Pretzel Elementals!
You realize that every last one of them should be dead by this point, but for some odd reason they're still standing, every last one of them is alive and well! You sense something fowl afoot.
I think I already mentioned this last update. You can't Alchemize with lines because they don't exist to be put into the Alchemiter (which is a physical thing), thus you need a substitute in the form of a paper with the line written on it. AS for the Ultimate Meme Video, It was already finished. I'll give the description again.
The Ultimate Meme Video: Not actually a video at all. The Cake is a lie. What this IS is a microchip that contains all memetic information on the internet, and gradually adds more to itself over time as new memes are made. Contains literally every internet meme of all time, with absolutely no exceptions. Even the most vauge and dead memes are cataloged here. Looking closely, you can see text on its frontside: 'Modpack Memetic Chip v 1.0.'...Modpack?
You're blcoked by an impressive series of mental defenses! You are no Bill Cipher, even if you are of the same species. He's a master of his craft!
What Pet Rock?
Lightning Dash takes 2,000 damage!
You haven't said Soldiers get added over time, so the Base still has 0 soldiers.
Fseftr Blocks you! (Plus you were kind of inconsistent: You targeted the Hoenn Starters but the Kanto starters crawled out?)
4,000 damage to the Pretzel Elementals!
I presume by the massive amount of forward slashes that something in your post got de-existed by a serious amount of power. I presume you were writing about a specific form of slash? I think that existence is actively trying to delete this fanfiction.
Malice Mk. 1: A sword born of dark madness and the blood of a monstrous worm reborn, this is part malevolence given form, and part massive laser-chain sword of awesome. Use at your risk! Sadly, it looks like it's gotten a lot of beatings.
Staff of Cometians Mk 1: A long, light-blue staff with an icy orb at its tip. Moving it causes the trail of a comet to form. It has some light power over the heavens and ice, and can be used in a variety of attacks.
13,000 damage to the Angel!
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (Level 14: 1/15) Well this is a good idea, but you're going to have to sit on it.
They will do as you say.
12,000 damage to the Animate Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade!
As stated above, my GM smite hits you now and makes you fail your action!
Express Delivery: It's a Sniper Rifle that fires off Mail! It's somehow stronger than a .50 cal, so don't complain. it gets stronger if you have correct postage (IE, the right amount of stamps)
Express Delivery && Postclaim Essence = The Mailsnatcher (Level 4: 1/5)
4,000 damage to the Kanto Starters, the Hoenn Starters, the Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade, the n00b King and the Octothorpe!
Chaos Control: A high-tech sword with a powerful, if artificial, Chaos Emerald as its power source. It's able to harness the power of the Chaos emeralds into its attacks!
UserZero decides to watch. UserZero decides to laugh when you somehow miss everything.
It will do as you say!
Whip || Taser = Whiptaser (Level 2: 2/3)
That HP Pack won't last forever! Find a use for it, quickly, or it'll decay and be worthless!
I feel like you figured out what happened to your Alchemies before I got to respond to your post.
300 Script && Minecraft Essence && Spear = THIS IS MINECRAFT!!!!!!!!! (Level 3: 1/4)
Axe && Spear && Sword = The All in 1 Weapon (Level 1: 1/2)
Your glitching out appears to be affecting your eyesight, you farted on thin air.
The n00b King will do that, however weird that is.
As it turns out, it's not enough to even slow them down for more than a minute! However, 3,800 damage to the Hoenn Starters.
Ship Garage Alchemiter upgrade added!
10,000 damage to the Angel! It was in range of everything, but that doesn't matter because you've killed it! (seems fitting.)
Da Shooty Bolter: Never enuff Bolter dakka. Never enuff.
Book of The Boneswords: An ancient spellbook. When activated, it can summon powerful boneswords to fight for the user! Not actually evil despite any implications.
I really don't approve of repeating attacks for various reasons, so you fail to do anything!
SCP-914-Fine added!
You hear an unholy rumbling noise from above...
The Wrath of Autocorrect 'corrects' the Sketched Deathknight for 10,000 damage!
EXOS uses Endergize Once, then expends 5 Endergy to improve its Endergize ability! The Twisty Puzzles Millitary base produces 2,000 Attack and Defense cubes, then proceeds to use those Attack Cubes and jointly slam the Hoenn Starters for 7,500 damage! Conway and pals have a blast with the Flaming Flying Car and tear it to shreds for 10,000 damage! The Fortress idles. The Uber HQ realizes that no-one and nothing Entity-Wise wants to actually bother EXOS right now and do nothing, though for posterity reasons they rolled a 6.
The Mango Monster heals itself for 6,000! The Splat Charger Inkling lines up a shot on the Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade! The Splat Bomb then goes off, nailing the Kanto Starters, Rainbow Dash and the Animated Blob for 10,000 each and gaining two Ink Stacks! The Animated Blob looks sick…The Ink is poisonous to it! The Balloon Whelp is sick and tired of being at low Inflation and somehow manages to connect itself to a helium tank to restore it’s HP by 10,000 and it’s inflation by 20%! It’s looking at the Vet in some odd way. The Coveknight uses Spectrum Snake on Rainbow Dash, but she dodges! The Covenkight then switches to Yellow aura!
Dome’s forces notice the loss of their Scythe; if they all vanish, they’re gone for good! 3 more join the ranks as they tear into Conquest for 6,000 damage! The Flaming Flying Car rams into…The Ground? Err, I have no idea why it did that, and it took 4,000 damage from that. The Mole Machine spits out 14 new Grim Patrons as the 12 already there gang up and deal 18,000 damage to Conquest! Gee, they are sure starting to gain ground…the n00b king sticks the ground, and notices-oh. It noitces a Pet Rock. The Pet Rock is wearing sunglasses designed to look like a black bar. He takes a mental and physical note of it but doesn’t do anything to it and ultimately achieves nothing except looking stupid. Octothorpe uses Caligraphy and writes the Rune of Language-this deals 12,000 damage to Conquest! The Sketeched Deathknight uses Black Bolt on Conquest for 8,000 damage! The Spirit of Limbo drops upon the Hoenn Starters with Dimensional Pocket, trapping them in the realm Limbo for one turn while the management gets the error sorted out and them back to the living! They can’t attack or be attacked at all until next round-but they will evolve in there, so I question the use of this ability.
Zappy uses Fin Boomerang on Conquest for 4,000 damage and +1 to both of its charges! The Factory spits out more Piebots, who now fling Pies at Rainbow Dash, which somehow wound her for 8,000 damage! The Spiderbots ready up-they’ll latch onto a PZ target and explode, damaging and stunning the victim, if they’re allowed to live next turn! Finally, the Stray Phoenix breathes life into the Splat Charger Inkling, restoring 8,000 HP!
The Terror Creeper’s explosion is ready to use this turn, but it’s caught in the Maelstrom and can’t attack, so tactically delays its suicide!
The Kanto Starters are through messing around! They toss Mercury/Fseftr a bracelet and flash three stones that they happen to have found on the ground, each with a smirk on their face! Then, they gang up and brutally maul and kill the Mango Monster, and they heal 10,000 HP for the kill! The CX Drones would do something, but they don’t’ have any valid targets and opt to just turn on Self-destruct systems! They’ll detonate next turn if you don’t destroy them! Rainbow Dash swoops in and destroys all of Dome’s forces, ending the Kabutops invasion for good! Conquest Aims an arrow at the sky, and an army appears! The army is armed with AK-47s, which they use to shoot the Flaming Flying Car for 10,000 damage! The Hoenn Starters, stuck in Limbo but safe, evolve!
The Pretzel elementals, despite taking more than lethal damage, still seem ready to attack at full strength! They levy all of their power into a massive Pretzel-elemental beam and fire it directly at the Coveknight, bypasshing his Holy Mantle and dealing 10,000 damage! They then disintegrate into nothingness…It appears damage calculations wouldn’t have mattered if they died that turn, guarenteeing an attack at full power. Interesting. A random rock is thrown by an unknown source at Octothorpe to deal 10,000 damage (or to the n00b King, the Pet Rock flung itself at Octothorpe to do that)! The Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade takes 4,000 damgae from Ink Poisoning and deals 13,000 damage to the Mole Machine! The Two Mewtwo chip in for an extra 9,000 damage!
The AZ entities press onward by 10 blocks!
Richard is about to do something amazing, and right before he does he gives +2 to Insert_Generic_Username and MythicZoologist, but then UserZero lets out a primal, unearthly ROAR. She is not happy about the Entity situation right now. She begins a new charge (oh no), roars, and kills the Splat Charger Inkling and deals 30,000 damage to the Coveknight, before +2ing all the PZ entities!
Richard suddenly looks to the right of the Battlefield…He can sense someone coming, something of great Godmodding powers! Another Godmodder! Then, more rumbling occurs, and everyone looks up-a small, but growing, Pink...thing, is descending rapidly! You can't even tell what that is! Get ready!
Terrain: Crater (no effect)
Weather: Clear (no effect)
[H] Wrath of Klingon Autocorrect: 150,000/150,000 HP.
[N] EXOS: 43,000/60,000 HP. Endergy: 3/20. Double-Action (acts twice in the EoTB). Currently gets 1 Endergy per EoTB. Airborn.
[N] Twisty Puzzles Military Base: 66,000/66,000 HP, low basic attack. Attack Cubes: 1/1 x 3000 HP. Defense Cubes: 1/1 x 4000 HP. Repair Cubes: 0.
[N] Sentient Conway's Game of Life Structure [N]: Gosper's Array 17,000/17,000 HP. Conway's Wall 12,000/12,000 HP. Yorke-Smith's Garden 21,000/21,000 HP. Structures must be killed in order.
[N] Fortress: 70,000/70,000 HP. Structures: Base. EVIL: 0%. Soldiers: 0. Soldier Cap: 0/3. Action: N/A
[N] Uber Headquarters: 30,000/30,000 HP. Defends an entity. Currently defending: EXOS.
[AZ] Balloon Whelp: 957,250/1,000,000 HP. Inflation = 29.5%. At 200% or 0% Inflation it dies instantly. Gains attack at higher inflation, gains evasiveness at lower Inflation. (current evasion = 20%) Airborn at 150% Inflation. Helium Breath: [||]
[AZ] Coveknight: 31,250/75,000 HP. Rotates into different passives each round. Color Aura = Purple. Beholder's Eye [|||]. Protected against the first attack against it every turn.
[AZ] Flaming Flying Car: 39,000/75,000 HP. Airborn (duh). Sacrifices HP to attack; can create blinding smoke to blind entities w/o losing HP.
[AZ] Mole Machine: 24,750/65,000 HP. Summons 2 Grim Patrons plus one for every Grim Patron alive. Grim Patrons: 15,000/15,000 x26 HP.
[AZ] Shadow Fighter: 40,000/40,000 HP. Airborn. Gains damage over time. 23% Skill/11.5% Damage Up.
[AZ] n00b King: 30,000/30,000 HP. Notices the Pet Rock.
[AZ] Octothrope: 90,000/100,000 HP. Corruption: 0/15. Ink Rally: [|||] White Out: [|||||] Rune of Odal: Intact.
[AZ] Sketched Deathknight: 105,000/115,000 HP. Dark Rush: [||] Action: Black Bolt on Conquest.
[AZ] Shadow of Limbo: 110,000/110,000 HP. Shatter: [||] Corruption Rain: [||] Dimensional Pocket [|||]
[AZ] Zappy: 45,001/45,001 HP. Laser Charge: 1. Thunderstorm Charge: 1. Action: Fin Boomerang on Conquest.
[AZ] Factory: 55,000/55,000 HP. Piebot construction: [||] Piebots: 2/2 hp x 40,000.
[AZ] Spiderbots: 1/1 x 20,000. Suicide onto an Entity in 1 turn!
[AZ] Stray Phoenix: 40,000/40,000 HP. Can only heal. Has passive Regen. Respawns after its 1st death.
[AZ] Terror Creeper: 30,750/85,000 HP. Can send Minicreepers to stun others; Explodes when at low life. Do Not Go Gentle: [||]
[PZ] Kanto Starters: 23,900/100,000 HP. Permanent Minicrits!
[PZ] CX-Drones: 10,000/10,000 HP x6; 7,263/10,000 HP x1. Noncombat. Changes Creepers into Mutant Creepers (or kills them). Suiciding next turn!
[PZ] Rainbow Dash: 65,000/80,000 HP. Evasive.
[PZ] Conquest: 83,000/140,000 HP. The Destroyer [||||]
[PZ] Hoenn Starters: 94,700/110,000 HP. Gets stronger over time. Trapped in Limbo this round.
[PZ] Pet Rock: 1/1 HP. Nigh-impossible to notice.
[PZ] Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade: 92,000/100,000 HP. After While [|||] Ink Stacks [|||||]
[PZ] The Two Mewtwo: 50,000/50,000 x 2. Wide Awake [||||||].
[PZ] Walker: 20/20 HP. Respawns 1 Round after death.
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 45/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 142/150 HP. Men Without Hats: [||]
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4680.
I'm finding myself annoyed. I had posts from the last two rounds, and they seem to have spontaneously ceased to have ever existed. Is there any reason my post would not have gone through? I made those posts via iPad, if that means anything.
Kanohi Hau Nuva: 11/25
Skarmory: 10/25
Sitrus powder: Shoud be ready with 4/4
Magic Gun && Tracer: 2/?
Setting up a stove, I turn the heat up to boil the animate gatorade
DTG0 Inventory: Radiant Sights, Spellweaver, Thunderstruck, Kanohi Hau Nuva
Mask work: Coming Soon!
BIONICLE Antics
So, in the spoiler is my thought on the Veil, and Tazz's response:
By that idea that the avatar is weaker than the god, my physical body is far stronger than my avatar on the field. Which sort of balances out any fight between those people that are overpowered and UserZero (Piono, Engie, Twin as a Guardian, and me, among others I am probably forgetting), especially with the fact that I have an entire arsenal of anything I want. Simply put, the way that such a confrontation would work is that both of us would have the OP scale removed, according to you. Honestly, while this may not be the original interpretation that TT2000 was going for, this fixes a plothole! Originally, Richard at least (maybe not UserZero) was an ordinary man, who just had an extremely well defended home. I think when TT2000 was asked why the OP scale didn't effect him, he replied that Richard was juuust on the edge of the OP scale, but not high enough to go past the tipping point to be nerfed.
No offense, TT, but I think this works better. The godmodders are nerfed as well, it's just that they are so much more powerful than anyone else, that the nerf is still a magnitude stronger than anyone else. Which brings me to my attack. Or at the very least, my speech before my attack, which shall occur when the update is done.
Basically, Richard is an ordinary man, albeit one with immense coding skill (or whatever else drives godmodding in this topsy-turvy world so many have contributed to make it what it is), who barely survived an explosion. He can die to a weapon as easily as another man could. Uzi is no man, and she's not an ordinary woman. My explanation is below in the attack.
As far as my second comment, when did I insult Mewtwo? All I said was that he got two megaevolutions, and Charizard should not have joined the only Pokemon ever considered the most powerful, bar none, in that category. (Until Self-Megaevolving Rayquaza, at least) Unless he's somehow angry about me insulting Charizard, which goes against any interpretation of Mewtwo ever, even the one in Subpar Smesh Brah.
+2 The Topazian
25/50 (I'd say I'm already halfway there! Halfway there! Halfway there!) Elizabeth
5/5 Song Combo Attack
6 primates, one with a turntable, fall onto the battlefield and start attacking random PZ entities. All except for the one with the turntable, he puts a record on and
Here-Here-Here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap
Huh!!
DK! Donkey Kong!
So, this attack works like this. It's a combo attack, that has 5 more stages. The more stages, the more powerful the attack.
How do others add more stages? Simple! If you know the words, you can join in too! Add the next verse in your attack.
I take another look at the response to my attack above, and start. Let's just say I have two pages open: one to this forum, and one to the server. What, was the 4th wall supposed to be intact?
"Wait, what did you just write, Tazz? Oh, that's perfect. That's absolutely WONDERFUL. I finally get to see someone else who may be like me and she's a complete psychopath. Am I cursed to never see anyone like me who hasn't gone completely bonkers?"All of a sudden, I start. I give a thin, small smile, and look directly at UserZero.
"That's it. I've figured it out. Though, to be quite honest, it wasn't that hard when I thought about it. Richard? You know why she can do things no other Godmodder can? That goo trick and similar? UserZero. You are. Not. Quite. Human. I mean, that's alright, I'm not quite human either, and there are a couple of people here who are entirely inhuman. But you are something...other. I will not say above or below, but you are different. (Inner thoughts: It could be like me, somewhat changed, but still mostly human, or we could be dealing with a cosmic horror of some sort. Who are you, UserZero? More than that, WHAT are you?)?"I'll start with the alchemies, might as well join in.
1/??
Perfect scored SAT && The Essence of Stupidity (Sarah Palin's barely existent brain): Knowledge of Lies and Liars
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
I'll respond to this quickly: It's not a glitch at all, in case you're wondering, it's the Minecraft forums spam filter. They dislike people with 10 posts or less (11 is OK). There's a thread to request restorations, so if you realize the post vanished, go there. Sorry, I don't have a link.
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THE CHIP ATTACK DID SOMETHING AWESOME.
OH MY GODMODDER.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I'll keep an eye on the existence status of my post. At least, since it was quoted, its existence was acknowledged.
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DTG0 Inventory: Radiant Sights, Spellweaver, Thunderstruck, Kanohi Hau Nuva
Mask work: Coming Soon!
BIONICLE Antics
Lord Calzerb 23/25
Neo 5/5 Finished! Neo (25000/25000 HP: Highly Evasive) Summoned! He shoots his twin pistols at the Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade!
300 Script && Minecraft Essence && Spear = THIS IS MINECRAFT!!!!!!! 2/4
Axe && Spear && Sword = The All in 1 Weapon 2/2 Finished! I test it on the Hoenn Starters!
You know how to get places faster? I pull out a rocket launcher. Rockets. I shoot away diagonally to propel myself towards Yggdrasil!
Past me does a HADOUKEN! on the Angel. We're all unholy.
The N00b King mines straight down. He then comes jumping out and whacks the Pretzel Elementals!
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
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