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SCP-409 && Black Rose^[1] = Spy's Shatterer (2/?)

[1] Black Rose: From TF2, in Mystery and True Love style.

Gans 356 && Chlorine Container of Chlorine Manipulation Energies = Gans 35.5 (4/4)

Gans 35.5: A Gans 356 speedcube made of translucent green plastic. It grants the holder of the cube the power to manipulate the chemical element chlorine by performing algorithms.

Charges

Project M06-Internationalization (1/50)

Project M05-NetHack.exe (6/40)

+2 to TwinBuilder

Action

I summon Ghost, from True Capitalist Radio. He fires a concentrated blast of cans at Rainbow Dash for calling up to his show and saying it needs to be 20% cooler. Rainbow Dash is instantly incinerated by the rate and intensity of the canstorm.

Let's make a test...

Suddenly Hezetor pulls out a big square made of metal and a poisonous cake.

This device is know as the Total Perspective Vortex a terrible device that cause one of the most terrible torture possible.

The idea is that, if every atom of the universe is affected by every
other atom of the universe, then it is theoretically possible to
extrapolate a model of the entire universe using any single piece of
matter as a starting point. The Vortex does this using a piece of fairy
cake as its extrapolatory base.

Now in a single instant he teleports and pulls UserZero inside the Vortex and activate it.

What she see now is probably the most beautiful view imaginable: billions of starts, meteorites and comets flash by, quasars flaming for millions of kilometres, nebulas, galaxies, black holes in their majesty attracting everything. And a minuscule red dot with written over "you are here".

Charges

Inter Multiversal Team of Engineers 7/20



Absorbing energy from my surroundings 12/15

Module || (energy field generators && particle beams generators) = Module of Extreme Metallurgy (Level 5: 2/6)

Module || (advanced multi tool && robotic hands) = Module of advanced machining (Level 4: 2/5)

My goodness, this is getting preposterous.

And apparently my curse of posts not going through continues. Posts #584 and 585 and 586, this is for you. Thankfully I copied.

4/5 Here-Here-Here we go!

24/50 Elizabeth

+2 TT2000

I attack the Kanto Starters:

"My giant rant gave you minicrits, and didn't cause that much damage. A gigantic cannon cannot kill more than 22 creepers. A stick can do 2 damage to an Omega + Godmodder. All this and more.

That is the most sensible nonsense I've ever heard.

Oh, well, time to make those Minicrits useless."

I show the three starters a piece of imagery that cannot be described and still be allowed on this forum. This brings all three of them to attack me personally, especially after my earlier rant. Charizard tries to use Flare Blitz, his strongest move without a trainer. However, I bring out Mario's Cape, and spin him right around into hitting Venusaur, causing damage to himself and Venusaur. Blastoise goes straight for the hydro pump; I open a portal to California 5 years in the future and dump the entire attack on the drought-ridden area. Venusaur begins to charge up Solarbeam, and I face palm.

"Seriously, against opponents with a hyperspace arsenal, that's worse than useless! Observe:"

I pull out a mirror. It's not fancy or anything, just a mirror. However, a beam of concentrated sunlight bounces off of a mirror. Knowing this, Venusaur tries to move, but after taking a Flare Blitz, he's too exhausted to change his aim. The beam fires, bounces off of the mirror, and hits Blastoise before it (I don't know the gender of Pokemon just by looking at them, you know!) knew what was happening. It takes damage from the beam, and is barely standing. I pick Venusaur up by the flower, and Blastoise up by the cannon, and slam them into each other.

"I insist, please stop hitting yourselves."

I let them drop to the ground, fainted.

Which leaves us with Charizard. A hole in his wing, thanks to the Rock throw from earlier. Engulfed in burns, and heavily breathing, I almost feel pity for it. However, I will not be deterred.

Which person megaevolved the Kanto Starters? Because, while you are right in that it boosts their stats, you missed a detail.

Charizard has two megaevolutions, and no one, not Tazz, not you, and not Charizard, specified which Megaevolution Charizard was in, X or Y.

"And here's the other problem with Gen 1 and you: both get way too much fan service! Why do you get two Megas, when the only other one in that category was MEWTWO?!?! Why do Kanto pokemon get more megaevolutions than even Kalos, the region who started them? Oh, whatever. Just go away."

I hate to do this, because it is somewhat cruel, but I look into the Fire Dragon's eyes.

One rock did 1000 damage. One gigantic rock slab + Recoil from Flare Blitz does much more. I take a gigantic rock slab and hit Charizard's head. I stun him, and use the rock like a bat.

"Up into the atmosphere! Up where the air is clear! Oh, let's go...fly a kite!"

Charizard is knocked up into space, and comes down after about a minute. However, in space, no one can hear you run out of oxygen for your tail that acts as your life.

Charizard's dead carcass falls to the floor, next to the fainted Venusaur and Blastoise. I toss them in a portal back to the Pokemon world.

Alright, life has decided that today isn't going to be the day for an update. Time constraints and all that jazz. Sorry about that.

Tomorrow seems much more normal, so it will probably be then.

Integration: 40/40 COMPLETE

Gamma Phantom: 12/15 (+4 from Fseftr)

+2 to Fseftr

There's a flash of gray light as the Omega-Class Combat Chip becomes properly integrated into Walker's systems. Once the light fades, he's left standing there... and is visually the exact same, although it's obvious he's had a sudden potential power increase. He laughs darkly, marching towards the AZ entities, preparing to test what he just became capable of...

Then what can only be described as a cross between some sort of single-man mecha and some kind of bed appears in a flash of what looks like static (but is actually thousands of tiny eyeballs), whacks Walker over the head with an arm... disk... blade... thing, and vanishes.

ELSEWHERE

In a realm comprised entirely of white background, a confused Walker stands in place, confronted by a purple-ish haired kid of some kind dressed in hospital garments. The animatronic is far taller than the kid, but that doesn't seem to faze the latter of the two.

"WHAT THE GORILLA..."

"Apologies about the sudden intrusion into this game, but my associate is a little concerned with your sudden massive increase in power not being sufficiently balanced out by a negative trait, so he requested that I intervene before you could abuse the circumstances. I hope you'll be able to forgive me for what's about to happen, since this is just business, nothing more than that. See, the problem with you becoming this much stronger without any negative side is that you risk becoming more of a threat than UserZero ever could be, and that's not allowed, you're part of the cast but you're not the main antagonist, you play your role, you don't try to take someone else's."

"YOU TALK TOO FAST, KID."

"If you must refer to me by anything, you could at least refer to me by something that I myself have chosen to use as an alias. Hmm... I suppose you might as well call me Bedman."

"OK WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?"

"I just explained to you. Now then, time for me to go, since I've already done what was required of me."

BACK ON THE BATTLEFIELD

Walker reappears in a burst of eyeball static. He seems to have had some limitation put onto him which wasn't there before, but still has the power increase he got from full integration of the OCCC. His response to what happened is to grimace, then raise his sword in a combat stance, ready to do battle again.

Walker: 20/20 HP

(Do I start counting damage from this point onwards, or should I go back and grab the already present damage values?)

Breaks are all part of being a GM. They're pretty commonplace.

Thankfully, DTGS hasn't become large enough for me to do that... So far...

Combine Task Force: 9/15

AK-48 [Lvl. 1] 2/2

I throw a dispenser at the Congolomerate. Before the land, I jump onto the dispenser and attach a sentry gun to it!

i cast Slow on Rainbow Dash, then try to whack her with the Frying Pan, which happens to be full of unstable TNT.

If i fail, i turn around and whack TheDrivingLama before he can attack.

Factory: Piebot production continues.

Topaz Frying Pan && Meowmere = Topaz Garfield 2/7

Factory Expansion: 1/10

2+ for the next three actions to below

8/25 Alternate End

I do Summon First Guardian to attempt to summon the First Guardian to the battlefield. He is indestructible and can take 1 action per round in the EOTB. If this fails, I summon a bunch of noobs that wander around trying to collect wood (they were told they need to punch a tree before doing anything else), all while the battle is going on. They inevitably get in the way of PZ entities, causing some of their attacks to hit the noobs.

I upgrade my Endergize ability to make it provide more endergy when I use it, then realize I named it wrong all along so I change it back to the original name.

"Wait a minute. This isnt truly the Origins of godmodding itself, but the origins of Richard's power. We need to know how godmodding started occuring in the first place. If we gain knowledge of how godmodding started, we could potentially harness that power, or prevent godmodding from starting."

"Problem is, though that is a good idea, UserZero is VERY intent on keeping us on the battlefield."

"When we do need to leave the battlefield, you can create a secondary AI system as a runner. But we will not need to do so yet."

"I could easily just go back in time and then hop forward until I start hearing about an event of godmodding, then hunt around there."

"First off, that isnt easy, remember what happened the first time you went back? Secondly, I was talking about hunting for information here. Start by alchemizing up a book of info."

I create a copy of Darwin's On The Origin Of Species, then do /help to get a copy of Destroy The Godmodder: The History Of Godmodding, Godmodders, And The Godmodding Wars. Then, I have EXOS initiate this alchemy:

On The Origin Of Species && Destroy The Godmodder: The History Of Godmodding, Godmodders, And The Godmodding Wars = On The Origin Of Godmodding (I hope) 1/???

Initiate Sidequest: True Origins

12/50

8/50

I teleport the EXOS(or the barrier protecting it) into an alternate-dimension version of Hyrule Warriors. Except there's only 1 friendly fort(which he loses if it falls) that spawns 1 ally with 1 health every 10 minutes. Meanwhile, there are 30 enemy forts and 50 clumped-together outposts immediately around him, all at hyper-fast spawning rates and spawning various oddly-named monsters such as "THE THING THAT WILL MURDER THE EXOS" and "THE THING THAT WILL DRIVE A DRILL THROUGH THE EXOS'S SKULL", not to mention "THE THING THAT WILL POKE THE EXOS'S EYE WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT EXIST OUT". They all live up to their name.

Even after losing horribly, the EXOS is never teleported out. EVER.

Quote from TT2000»

12/50

8/50

I teleport the EXOS(or the barrier protecting it) into an alternate-dimension version of Hyrule Warriors. Except there's only 1 friendly fort(which he loses if it falls) that spawns 1 ally with 1 health every 10 minutes. Meanwhile, there are 30 enemy forts and 50 clumped-together outposts immediately around him, all at hyper-fast spawning rates and spawning various oddly-named monsters such as "THE THING THAT WILL MURDER THE EXOS" and "THE THING THAT WILL DRIVE A DRILL THROUGH THE EXOS'S SKULL", not to mention "THE THING THAT WILL POKE THE EXOS'S EYE WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT EXIST OUT". They all live up to their name.

Even after losing horribly, the EXOS is never teleported out. EVER.

Thanks. Since I am a machine and not a biological entity at all, the entities all fail at their prime directive (I cant be murdered, I dont have a skull, okay I might have eyes but they are really just made out of pure endergy and really scattered out), and since I am never teleported out, I am perfectly safe here since UserZero can NEVER teleport me out according to what you just said and I can attack from any location through dimensions. And even if you did change them to attack me directly, I have the airborne effect, so good luck having those random guys try to attack me when I can just float above them.
/null (btw, Crusher48 and me are currently on your side right now, so I hope that was a disguised attempt at giving me an alternate dimension without UserZero smarting up to it and not an actual attack, since if its an actual attack we have to switch to the other side again and I dont like changing teams)

I continue to stare at the Pretzel Elementals, drawing a wand of ebony from my inventory discreetly. This should be relatively simple, provided everything is in order. I begin to glow with a teal aura, pulsating and throbbing with a bright heat paradoxically exceeding that of the core of a small planet. The wand glows with arcane potential, shuddering and vibrating occasionally, giving off a sorcerous undertone.

I point the wand directly in the center of one of the Pretzel Elementals, waiting. Precision is vital here. I look at the crowd of elementals, the teal aura charging further with the essence of what appears to be total destruction, adapted to my purposes rather excellently.

Suddenly, a stream of pure scarlet erupts from the wand, arcing into the Pretzel Elemental I had been pointing my wand at. The weaving stream of energy completely and utterly annihilates the Elemental, the size alone of the beam dwarfing that of the Elemental. The stream of energy curves the second it passes through the Elemental, shifting toward another. Instead of merely obliterating this Elemental, it passes through, arcing towards another Elemental, revealing that the last one was transmuted entirely into solid lead, which begins to melt under the heat of the spell. The stream of energy bisects another Elemental through teleportation upon contact, before weaving through the ranks of the entities, annihilating a select few through one thing or the other. One merely dissolves, another explodes, and such.

The beam streaks through Elemental after Elemental at speeds parallel to that of light, slaying several every second, seemingly. I flick the ebony wand in my hand slightly, and the beam's core smashes to the ground, imploding into a monolithic blast nigh-instantaneously, annihilating as many Elementals as possible upon impact.

I telekinetically drag several Pretzel Elementals toward me, the wand exploding with the arcane stress of the curving beam spell. Hah. I drop the remnants of the artifact upon the ground.

The second the Elementals reach me, they cease moving entirely. Any sort of movement on their part is completely impossible. Let's see if this works. I point my hands toward the Elementals, teal aura brightening in hue, to a vibrant emerald.

A lime aura surrounds each of the Elementals with a thought, space throbbing with sheer power around them. I mutter a number of words in an unrecognizable language under my breath, and the aura around me seems to lessen, stabilizing somewhat. I snap my fingers, and the Pretzel Elementals surrounded by the aura begin to shrink to the size of small insects. I watch, mildly amused, as I sense their pain and horror. Simply fascinating.

I wait for several more moments, the Elementals emitting audible shrieks of agony regardless of whether or not they can speak properly, or at all.

Within seconds, the Elementals are at the designated size. I simply dispatch them with a light stomp.

However, I utilize the death of the Elementals to channel a far deadlier force, aura shifting once more, this time to a dull gray color. My eyes flicker with psionic energy, and I brim with the energies of death and decay, energized by the sudden occurrence of the former. I twitch my fingers, and a number of living Pretzel Elementals collapse to the ground, beginning to waste away, withering under my presence alone. Eldritch whispers fill the heads of all nearby, the fabric of reality significantly weakened by the force required.

The Elementals suffering from intense atrophy are slain in mere moments, their forms compressing against the ground, forming large stains of bodily matter crushed into paste. Hah. The shrieks of the Other Gods fade somewhat from the area, before fully disappearing.

Wait, what level is THIS IS MINECRAFT! and The Ultimate Meme Video?

(Thanks K4yne!)

Zombiestein: (3/50)

Boney: (3/50)

+1 to Twin, +1 to Modpack.

The L()rd runs to attack, but accidentally stubs his the on the Pet Rock. The L()rd then proceeds to EXTERMINATE the Pet Rock using millions of Daleks.

Meanwhile, Maniac punches the air. This creates a magical air fist that punches a random PZ entity.

Also, I'm guessing my charges still count even though you didn't quote my post

Strong Walls 3/20

Shrine 3/5

Super Laser && Innocent Dwarf = Unfortunate Accident 2/?

Hoenn starters, I'm coming for you...

I wave the forge stoker at them and boom, there instantly teleported into a car testing area. There are orange cones, paved roads everything is peaceful. Until a maniac jumps into the drivers seat and says "HAHA I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO DRIVE" The starters realize that their actually in the passenger seat of a car but they can barely do anything before their car bolts in one direction. The driver obviously doesn't know how to drive, and knocks over all the cones. He proceeds to break down a wall and go into a dirt road. The starters of course forgot to use their seat-belts but that doesn't matter because their on top of the car right now. and now back down. Now he's doing the underground portion. He dives off into a deep cave. The cave is peaceful, there are bats fluttering around the gem lit caverns. "OH YEA, LETS DESTROY THIS PLACE" The driver proceeds to knock out the entire cavern causing a giant collapse and explosion... and what else, oh yea, fade into a view of the world and an explosion visible from space... The Kanto starters crawl out with barely any strength left, and collapse to the ground... Until the car driver comes with a huge semi truck and runs them over. And the car crawls out to. The airbags deploy...

Fortress:

Alchemies:

Bonesword && Spellbook = Book of the boneswords. (Level 5:5/6)

I play Sarias' song over and over again. The pretzel elementals start dancing and dance so much they break.

12/50

8/20

With Uzi watching, I pick up a typewriter, and begin to type up the most plausible, logical, and 100% canon fanfic ever...

THE ULTIMATE USERZERO ON GODMODDER(RICHARD) FANFICTION!

I'll be doing this Chapter by Chapter, with each chapter being projected straight into BOTH godmodder's minds(yes, as an attack) once it's completed!

CHAPTER 1: ROMANTIC REALIZATION

DarkSide: Shadowsteel Cutlass && Blood of the Destroyer && Laser Extension = Malice Mk. 1(Lv. 5, 6/6)DUN
Justin: Ice Rod && Soul of a Space Pirate && Comet Frost = Staff of Cometians Mk. 1(Lv. 5, 6/6)DUN

Justin's flying skill: 23% (11.5% damage increase)(Skill%/2 = %damage increase, max 50% damage increase)
Justin's machines and equipment: Shadow Fighter (HP: 40000/40000), Staff of the Cometians Mk. 1

DarkSide's machines and equipment: Malice Mk. 1

DarkSide: Intimidating Vessel (4/35) IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII
Justin: Planetary Unrest (3/35) IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII

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Entities:

Zappy:

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Zappy uses Fin Boomerang on Conquest. +1 L & T.

Justin (Pilot) does a tricky maneuver. He flies up into the air, only to seemingly enter a stall... however, the nose of the plane points straight down... at the blob. The blob, unfortunately, was also caught right in the middle of an ice meteor storm (Caused by Justin's new staff), and the rain of Frozen Incendiary bullets didn't help either. Hopefully, the blob was frozen by all the ice. +8% skill.

I raise Malice, its energies of pure bloodlust, destruction, and vengeance overpowering any unwillful fool that takes hold of it. Thankfully, I'm not one of those fools (I don't think), and wield it with ease (maybe), as if it were second nature.

Heh. Guess I should unveil my hidden side now.
Oh carp.

Blood seeps out of the blade... I grab the hilt, and look at the Angel.

Prepare for DEATH!
*A bloodlustful howl echoes throughout the crater, and DarkSide's eyes turn solid red, as opposed to just his pupils*
FEEL THE WRATH OF A VENGEFUL SPIRIT!

I remind the angel exactly how mortal it really is when compared to other angels... by leaping right up into its face, grabbing it by its leg and forcing it to the ground. I smash it into the ground by swinging its leg (and thus its entire body) to each side of me. All 128 directions, mind you. As it tries to wriggle free of my grasp, I latch onto its wing and attempt to tear it off, while simultaneously impaling it with Malice. Twice.

NOT DONE YET!

I tear through it cleanly with Malice, splitting its left and right body clean in two. But just to make sure it was dead, I remain in flight (because I'm also a dragon with wings) and cleave the upper and lower torso off of each other. I made sure that it never returned to the spirit world and tell the tale, so I trapped the soul into a soul gem (if it died). I return to normal.

Heff... Haff... that... was exhausting...
...Not gonna ask what just happened.
Good. 'Cause I don't know what happened either. Ugh... But I think I wrestled control over the sword now.
Good. 'Cause that was a bit too crazy.

+1 to Pit, Maniac

Doggy's Battery: 18/20 ====================

???: 6/30 ==============================

+2 to Crystal

"Hehehehe... this will do very nicely."

With a powerful new weapon in his arsenal, Bomber had come another step closer to his ultimate goal. On top of that, who would ever suspect an unassuming mop to hold such power? It's the perfect disguise!

Stashing the mop for later, Bomber begins to observe the field once more. He noted the presence of Conquest, one of the Four Horsemen who are signs of the apocalypse. If this meant the other three (or four, if Pestilence decides to be relevant) would show up, Bomber wasn't sure. Though, he was very aware of Conquest's power, and wanted to dispose of him quickly. Resting his weight against his staff, Bomber raised his left arm. The ground beneath Conquest began to smolder. Faint embers began to grow brighter, and slowly flames licked the earth.

Abruptly, a pillar of flame erupted from beneath Conquest. The fiery inferno lasted for a few moments before dying down, leaving the ground scarred by its wrath. Anyone who stood too close probably had their eyebrows singed off by the resulting wave of heat.

Bomber orders the Grim Patrons to attack the Hoenn Starters, not wanting to deal with them getting as strong as the previous two generations were able to.

Twin-Linked Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 1" = Da Shooty Bolter (Level 3: 3/4)

Bomber starts a new Alchemy!

Bomber pulls out two items. One is a pair of Spiked Bindings, a torture tool that binds two people or creatures together as spikes gouge their skin. The idea is that the pain becomes greater if they attempt to move apart. The other item is an Effigy of Lifelinking. It appeared to be a steel representation of a grinning devil with his claws wrapped around a heart. The devil's smirking mouth can be opened to insert blood into the effigy. This twisted item uses the blood of two individuals to bind their lifeforces together, making them share mutual pain and harm. Bomber places the two items into the Alchemiter.

Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (1/?)

Combining the functions of Spiked Bindings and Effigy of Lifelinking, this item can be chained between two individuals, causing them to share a portion of their pain.

Strong Walls 4/20

Shrine 4/5

Super Laser && Innocent Dwarf = Unfortunate Accident 3/?

I order my soldiers to attack a PZ entity

You want to know something... I do not like Gatorade...

I rise above the ground staring at the Gatorade blob and pointing at it saying, "You have been a bad drink, and now you must pay". Suddenly out of nowhere comes a desert and hundreds of thirsty humans wondering around the desert for thousands of years with nothing to drink see the Gatorade. They chase after it and attempt to drink it but the Gatorade runs away. But I appear in front of it, and hold it in front of the (Lemon Lime) Blood thirsty horde. I tell the Gatorade to get down on it's knees and beg. Unfortunately blobs don't have knees, so I drop him into the humans who brutally devour him...

Fortress:

Alchemies:

49/50 The Myth, The Legend, The Misspelling +2 from FBSN, +4 from Erelye

+2 Crystal

(Post logo && Post Box) && Sniper Rifle 4/4

Whee, Express Delivery. Time to make it better.

Express Delivery && Postclaim Essence 1/?

Gnu News Gun && Infinite Gnu Supply 3/5

Whoops, dropped the ball on posting before Crystal. Whatever. I spray liquified popcorn all over the PZ side of the Battlefield, then shoot Rainbow Dash with Express Delivery.