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Sorry, I was confused about how many posts we're allowed.

8/20 8/20

pig head on pike && lava bucket = magma pig spear 4/5

After I empty my chlorophyte clip, I throw a hot chocalate bomb at the pretzel elementals.

((Erm, what happened to the alchemy I finished last turn? Just before I started this one?))

Stray Phoenix 15/15 (+1 from Talist) [Finished!]

A massive phoenix appears over the battlefield.

Displaying yet more of the Grimoire's usefulness, I summon a flock of Thunderbirds. The giant birds swiftly descend upon the Pretzel Elementals, in the typical fashion of birds reacting to bread products.

==> But, fight scene?

I'm not good at telling that sort of thing.

And I'm still not sure what the specifics (are/were/will be <more problems caused by time magic, yay...>) most of us made it.

Inventory:

Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]

Heart Gauge [0 Collected]

Alchemy:

Zweihander && Grimore for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts = Sword of Beast Summoning (Level 4: 2/5)

Charges:

Corridors of Darkness? 4/25

Boosts:

+1 for Twin
+1 for Talist

Post II

Y grabs a Dart Pistol, firing several Cursed Darts towards the Balloon Whelp.

He then takes out some Dream powder, Nightmare Fuel, and Indigo Flames.

Y: I was also informad by my surperiors that this place holds a device with great power that could be used to create powerful weapons and artefacts.

Y: I spoke to them about a blueprint shown to be by my IInformant, a plan for the creation of a powerful weapon to be user against the horror that lurks in Rick's mind, and they provided me with potent materials for its creation.

Nightmare Fuel && Indigo Flames && Dream Powder

Solar Monolith 1/15

SCP-882 1/25

I punch the CX-Drones again.

The Nearly Incomplete Certainly Extremely Memey with Extra Meme Explosives (Or NICEMEME, for short) 6/20
All the Snakes. All of them. 2/50
Modpack Arm && Hopebringer parts = ??? 2/??

Post II

Y jumps onto a CX-Drone, landing clumsily due to his obvious lack of depth perception. The enderman grabs the Droid, opening the hatch used to dispense Chemical X, and filling it with Animate Lemon-Lime Gatorade and shaving cream. He then covers the outside of the Droid in shaving cream, lits the entire thing on fire, and teleports away.

Nightmare Fuel && Indigo Flames && Dream Powder 2/X

Solar Monolith 2/15

SCP-882 2/25

/NULL JUST KIDDING

7/25 Alternate End

I decide to go on the offensive now by assualting the Kanto Starters by temporarilly mind-controlling them and making them use their best attacks on their friend that is most weak against their element.

For the record, I was not distracted by the events of the Colegmarate's death, primarily because I had a ton of things defending me but also because I have enough spare AI cycles to watch the action and still run systems on me. I still need more endergy though, so Endergize one more time (note to self: upgrade endergize to solve this problem).

I heal the Balloon Whelp with Air If died, i nibble the Pretzel Elemental. *spits out bits of pretzel* YUCK! that is not food it is gross!

??? 20/50 +1 from Talist, Irecreeper

Elite Swordmaster 14/30

+1 Talist +1 Irecreeper

I think i made it too strong, I put one in my Forge Archives then i think of 2 better weapons. Must... not... think... about... the... hat... of... Bill Cipher...

Sword && Laser Gun (1/?)

Sharp Katana && Plasma essence (1/?)

Integration: 39/40

Gamma Phantom: 7/15

+2 to Fseftr

Walker turns to check on UserZero briefly, but seeing as she's fine apart from some terror-loss pains, he shrugs and analyses who to target... coming to the conclusion that Dome and his Forces could prove troublesome if left untouched, Walker charges, then propels himself into the air, prompting an oh crap from Dome's Scythe. A brief blade lock happens, during which it's proven that Walker is way physically stronger than even most animatronics, before he slides his I Don't Even Know Yet to the side, skinning the Dome's Scythe's blade-analogue in the process and breaking it off. He then spins in the air, slicing through Dome's Scythe a few times, before winding up for a powerful downward smash that launches Dome's Scythe at and into the ground. Walker follows it down, landing on it and crushing it into the dirt, before gouging out it's eye, tearing off whatever allows it to fly (wings or whatever), and finishes it off by bisecting it clean down the middle. If the Dome's Scythe had blood before, it's all over Walker's sword, at least until he wipes it off in disgust onto the nearest thing he has access to... the Terror Creeper's leg. Upon realizing that it's there, he gives it a look as if to say you're next, prompting it to shiver, then he heads back to his side of the field.

43/50 League Setup engie x4

1/30 Starters 4

+2 engie

Encylopedia AND Book of Time = Book of Knowledge 1/?

Ditto Ultraball AND Pickaxe AND Axe AND Shovel AND Sword AND Patent = Multitool M 1000 5/6

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Mercury guards the Hoenn Starters

I just sort of shrug at the sight of the rude gesture. It is to be expected, really.

Then, I turn to the Pretzel Elementals. A shame I have to murder all of them. Moments afterward, I draw a match and a hunk of oaken log from my inventory. I have a lot of matches. Honestly, it would probably be more space-efficient to attempt to just ignite things with my mind, but I'm terrible at that kind of stuff.

I place the oak log on the ground, and strike the match. The flame burns brightly, and I toss it upon the log, waiting. A few minutes pass, and strangely swift processes reduce the log to ash upon the ground. Wonderful. I proceed to telekinetically shift the ash into the shape of a moderately-large circle, muttering a few things in a occult language to the thing. I take sever steps back as sparks of dark energy burst from the area within the circle.

The patch of ground within the circle pulsates and throbs with alien energies, warping and twisting the foundations of space and time with each sudden occurrence. Slowly, the patch of ground seems to descend inwards, forming some sort of hole into another reality. The baying of eldritch hounds and the pounding and crashing of waves against each other begins to emanate from this alleged hole, the sounds projecting themselves across the field of battle quite effortlessly.

I prepare myself, drawing the Blank Wand just in case I cannot control these things. They are renown for their viciousness and ferocity, after all. The pounding of feet against hardened earth becomes painfully evident, the sounds reverberating against the walls of the small pit into seemingly nothing. Actual nothingness, that is. There is a flash of mauve light, and I briefly see a realm of rugose terrors and eternal horror at the bottom of the pit, before dark, furry objects begin to leap from the hole, eyes almost ophidian, and piercing.

I take another few steps back as roaring and howling becomes evident. The sky seems to grow dark as the shapes fully ascend the pit, clawing at the edges, their claws leaving stains of Nightmare Fuel upon the ground. The damned hounds of some Abyssal Land—no, that's not it. The damned hounds of some twisted Outer Land burst forth, and I take command of their wills, ordering them to destroy and consume. They ask me in their nigh-unfathomable telepathic language what I desire them to consume, and I reply with a noncommittal shrug.

TA: Les bretzel élémentaux.

The moment the last word is spoken, the hounds roar with pulsating hunger, and sprint on all fours to the group of Pretzel Elementals. They all leap upon the things (regardless of size) simultaneously, and tear into them viciously, fangs dripping with Nightmare Fuel, and capable of piercing even the incorporeal. The daemonic hounds practically secrete liquid fury as they fully ruin whatever could be considered Pretzel Elementals, tearing into them at seemingly impossible speeds.

The hounds leap from one Elemental to the next, the creatures' blood/blood-analogue (if any) dripping from their claws and fangs. Every step the vile creatures take leaves behind an imprint of Nightmare Fuel. The detestable creatures tear apart one Elemental to the next, leaving corpses in their wake. My control over them slowly slips as their thirst for metaphorical blood increases. I turn to the circle, and begin to chant a near-silent incantation whilst the beasts destroy Elemental after Elemental. Of course, their psychic impact on the area is far more drastic. The Pretzel Elementals are being utterly annihilated by the sudden psychic stress being placed upon them, some disintegrating immediately.

I complete the incantation, and watch as the portal seals itself, leaving behind the ground's initial state. I break the circle with a brush of my foot, and the hounds all disappear into clouds of gaseous darkness. I sigh. I rather dislike dogs.

10/14 | Mighty Beast (Dog)

5/25 | Headslide

Seneca has a change of heart and searches for the Bazaar Bargain. Why throw away a perfectly good weapon? He could just make ammo! These things he can and can't do always confuse him. After retrieving it, he figures he might get in touch with the alchemy system. Can't be that hard.

Bazaar Bargain && Ender Pearl = ??? [1/?]

Figuring that that is not enough for now, he sprays Agent Orange, a chemical substance used for deforestation on the Mango Monster. He also punds it with a hammer. Thats always a great finisher for fruit, actually.

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+ 2 to ManiacMaster

I go out and enter Richard's mind, while playing the tuba on a floating tube and, like cartoon notes coming out of an instrument, tubas appear out of my tuba

Respawning Health Pack (RHP): 7/10
Shia Labeouf 3/15

Interdimensional Pocket Watch (Level 4: 2/5)

Whip || Taser = ? 1/?

+2 to Nimble

Asura: 12/50

Daedra Heart || Chakra Fruit - Chakra Heart: 4/6 (replaces blood with Chakra)

A Spy backstabs Kayne/Seneca before he can attack the Mango Monster.

I then throw cream cheese and chive crackers at UserZero.

The Mango Monster heals itself.

Quote: 23/50

Melia: 9/50

+2 to Talist

==Turn 1==

Storm 9/50 (+2 from Generic, grabbed one from the future)
Stone 9/50 (+2 from Generic, grabbed one from the future)
+2 to Erelye.

Entropy Ingot && Entropy Shard Sword == Disassembly 4/6

Wand of Basic Spells && Diluted Creation Energy == Wand of Minor Creation 1/?

==Action==

Crystal grabs the Wand of the Empty Set as a blur goes over the symbol on it, changing it to a circle with a diagonal line through it. He points it at the Mole Machine, and a red mist of oblivion pours onto it, sending dents and dings into oblivion and thus paradoxically repairing it with the power of oblivion! He also pulls out a wrench from TF2, grabs a supply of metal, and whacks the Mole Machine a bunch, inexplicable TF2 magic repairing it further.

==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will use Black Bolt on Conquest.

44/50 League Setup

2/30 Starters 4

+2 engie

Encylopedia AND Book of Time = Book of Knowledge 1/?

Ditto Ultraball AND Pickaxe AND Axe AND Shovel AND Sword AND Patent = Multitool M 1000 6/6

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Mercury summons a tornado using Weather Controller M to sweep up the terror creeper. He makes sure the storm has no lightning before doing this.

==Turn 2==
Storm 10/50
Stone 10/50
+2 to Erelye.

Entropy Ingot && Entropy Shard Sword == Disassembly 5/6

Wand of Basic Spells && Diluted Creation Energy == Wand of Minor Creation 2/?

==Action==

Crystal grabs the Wand of the Empty Set again, this time lighting the glass-like wand up with red energy that slowly forms into the form of a sword. He leaps forward into battle with Conquest, slicing the horseman several times with a blade composed of (somewhat weak) oblivion energies, before retreating and channeling the remainder of the ruby blade into a blast of crimson power that strikes Conquest, further damaging him.

==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will use Black Bolt on Conquest.

I heal the random AZ with my Fountain of Life cause i love to be a Field Medic

??? 21/50

Elite Swordmaster 15/30

+2 to someone that is AZ/Neutral (Come and get it) before Tazz posts

Sword && Laser Gun (2/?)

Sharp Katana && Plasma essence (2/?)

Sorry for not coloring my 1 post before this post, I was so scared of editing this because of Post Removals.