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Bomber continues his assault against the Colegmerate's Brain, preparing a second harmful mental spell. Spells tended to have different sources and methods of use across dimensions, whether it be through bloodline, gifts from a higher being, or tapping into an unseen resource that is around at all times. Some even believed it was ultimately all the same thing, interpreted and accessed in different ways. The Warp was one such force, and Bomber believed he would be able to tap into it from here. It could be extremely dangerous to those who are considered untrained in its use, as its energies could tear the user apart before they even knew what happened. Or, they could unintentionally unleash daemons upon them and their allies, leading to a horrific slaughter.
Bomber was confident in his abilities, as he has used The Warp for some of his spells numerous times without any severe problems (save for perhaps some kind of Noodle Incident). Spells in the universe of the 41st Millennium are referred to as Psychic Powers, and could only be properly used by those born with a sufficient capability of accessing The Warp.
Basic powers required little preparation or focus for skilled users. Bomber would be using a power that would harm the Colegmerate's Brain directly. This power, known as Mind Fire, causes an acute pain in the mind of those targeted. This tended to cause deterioration in mental health and physically cripple the recipient long enough for them to be shot or chopped up.
Bomber concentrated on the Colegmerate's Brain, calling upon The Warp to allow him to cast this spell. Bomber's eyes briefly flickered purple as energies gathered. He then mentally felt the attack launch, though very few (if anyone) would notice that anything happened.
The Colegmerate would suddenly feel agony, as psychic energies tormented its brain. It felt its conscious being torn, like a knife through cloth. Its mental state deteriorated as it was continuously wracked by wave after wave of painful sensations. The feeling slowly ebbed, but the Colegmerate's mind was left gravely wounded by the traumatizing mental attack.
Twin-Linked Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 1" = Da Shooty Bolter (2/?)
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Tazz, you forgot to give me the description of the Rorschach, and you forgot to say how long the Antique Timeclock would take.
The Scribe takes on an unpleasant expression. "That trick with the ocelots certainly proved fatal to some of the Creepers, but it didn't stop that massive abomination from reforming... This godmodder's tricks are foreign to me. I've heard of Terrors alright, but these Hybrids or what-have-you were only thoughts and stray experiments when I was investigating them... I'm at somewhat of a loss here." The Scribe draws a set of wands from his coat, a set of jet-black wands with rings of white metal fastened around them. They drip with power.
"These are of my own model and make. I based them off of a nifty thing called a Calligraphic Designix, only one of many Designix types that were produced back in ancient times. It holds the repository of all words and language, and using these, I can harness ink to make objects appear from thin air. I call them, for lack of a better term, the Scribe's Wands. Now, if we want to destroy this Colegmerate, we're going to have to fight fire with fire - not literally, of course. That would be more like fighting fire with chainmail."
The Scribe takes the Scribe's Wands, which glow with darkness. He holds them and moves his arms through the air, ink trailing wherever the wands move. Using the three-dimensional canvas of the battlefield, the Scribe creates an object made entirely of ink, every contour, line, and detail visible in varying layers of black. It appears to be a small avatar-like figure. The Scribe taps the wands' tips together, and the being he made explodes into being, turning from a silhouette into an actual avatar with only a faint dark aura around it.
The avatar has pure white skin, grey hair, and a grey outfit. Its eyes are the color of an explosion. The thing looks up at the behemoth of the Colegmerate and flashsteps below it, groaning intensely. It struggles and grows, boils forming all across its back, growing to a massive size and pulsing with red, orange, and gold colors. The eyes of the thing spew flame, its arms and legs grow, veining and turning a grey that's the color of thunderheads. There's a surge of blue lightning, and a massive explosion occurs. The Scribe deploys an additional set of glasses and stomps his foot on the ground, a purple circle forming over him. When the shockwaves blast towards him, they bounce off of a large purple cylinder encasing the Scribe. He adjusts his glasses. "Now, I just hope the illusion holds..."
When the smoke clears, something... else has taken the avatar's place. There is a massive blob of grey powder with various mouths and eyes all over its surface. Massive boils and spikes protrude from the blob's surface, throbbing with warm energy. The powder the thing's made of is constantly getting loose and trailing across the battlefield, lighting into sparks and making miniature explosions. It trudges over to the Colegmerate, roaring and slamming into it. The Colegmerate roars in response, but the gunpowder monstrosity senses an opportunity, and it loses shape, many arcs of gunpowder surging into every orifice on the Colegmerate's body. The gunpowder, when ingested, produces a volatile reaction.
The explosion is in the shape of a lime green mushroom cloud that can be seen a few kilometers away.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Strong Walls 2/20
Shrine 2/5
Super Laser && Innocent Dwarf = Unfortunate Accident 1/?
I hurt the cologemator... with pain
Fortress:
Fortress Evil = 0%
Soldiers 1/3
Structures:
Base
Alchemies:
Holy Flame: Level 3
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
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13/25 and 13/25 for the minigame (+1'd by Cyber-Jesus)
"Three bullets."
Pit fires three rounds from a standard revolver, one hitting each alignment.
"Is this enough? I really don't want to be here, I have a pickup from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe due in 30 minutes, and it's kinda hard to get there when someone holds me up."
"And I need to look up the description on whatever I got."
1,000 damage to the Terror Zombie, the Colegmerate's Maw, and the Repair Cubes, instantly killing the last group, somehow!
The Tower: A white-colored triangular prism, about as large as the standard Minecraftian is tall (re: six feet), hovering a short ways off of a handle. It has dozens of cracks where multicolored light spews out. It can somehow send out large pillars similar to the main 'club' in design (though stronger), but they are prone to fading.
Flashy Fists: Gloves designed to look like actual fists for some reason. Every punch thrown with these sends out colorful (and painful) sparks of fire in the general direction. This also greatly improves punching speed, meaning thousands of colorful sparks can assail whatever gets right in front of you.
UserZero: then you really should have thought of that before coming here. UserZero: more violence. consistently. now. and do not let up. UserZero: alternatively: you. me in a viridi cosplay. a hot spring. two hours or so. UserZero: it'll be fun either way! UserZero: and you'll be dead either way! UserZero: pick your poison!
Lord Calzerb 19/25
Neo 2/5
That one 300 Line && Minecraft Essence && Spear = THIS IS MINECRAFT!!!!!!! 2/???
Memez && More Memez && MOAR MEMEZ = The Ultimate Meme Video 2/???
I'm assuming that Dring Duo is dead.
I roll a one-sided dice. I call it that because it's very "one sided." *Ba Dum-Tss* It chooses a fate for what most players would mean death. It pours lava on a random non-boss PZ entity.
The Noob King attempts at hitting the CX-Droids!
That one 300 Line && Minecraft Essence && Spear = ERROR! INVALID ITEM! Please use physical items that can be alchemized with! (Easy fix: Just put the line on a sheet of paper you alchemize with.)
Memez && More Memez && MOAR MEMEZ = The Ultimate Meme Video (Level 1: 2/2)
The Ultimate Meme Video: Not actually a video at all. The Cake is a lie. What this IS is a microchip that contains all memetic information on the internet, and gradually adds more to itself over time as new memes are made. Contains literally every internet meme of all time, with absolutely no exceptions. Even the most vauge and dead memes are cataloged here. Looking closely, you can see text on its frontside: 'Modpack Memetic Chip v 1.0.'...Modpack?
Bonesword && Spellbook = Book of the Boneswords (Level 5: 3/6)
S:hehehehe
"Shut up!"
I take the Giant's Knife from its scabbard. I then slash at the skull until the knife breaks. Then I put on the bunny hood and run back 50 blocks and throw the broken knife at the skull.
Terrible Tastes +4 from Erelye, +1 from Tazz, +1 from ERROR I mean... uh... whoops, forgot his name.
33/50 The Myth, The Legend, The Misspelling +1 from Tazz
(Post logo && Post Box) && Sniper Rifle 1/?
? Gnu Gun && News 3/??
+2 Crystal
I look up Titans on the GameFaqs guide.
I get annoyed by Tazz's indiscriminate approach to posts, and ask User0 whether she profits off of rage caused by someone other than her, and what the specific limitations of Godmodding Inc. are, since I don't quite understand it. I then plug my laptop back in for another round of questions, directly assaulting the Colegmerate's mindscape, and therefore his Brain.CAT IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ: QUESTIONS 51-55
I place 5,000 damage worth as a bet on the Splatulon on the right. The Colegmerate thinks that the Splatulon looks totally wimpy, and places 10,000 damage on the Phlovomite. I then spam click, and the victor is revealed to be the Splatulon, who punches the Phlovomite out of the screen and somehow into the Colegmerate's mindscape, where it shoots everything up in confusion.
I ask the Colegmerate what it thinks the correct answer is. The Colegmerate ponders this question, and replies that it thinks the first one looks a lot like a carrot. I ask it if it's sure about its answer, and it says that it knows what a carrot looks like. Eh, who am I to question what it's seen. I then completely ignore the Colegmerate's input and choose the third one instead. I also decide to add a handy image to tell what those other things were.
As you can see, the other options were clearly not carrots. I don't even know what that last thing is, and neither does Splapp-me-do. However, the Troll doll beats up the Colegmerate for incredibly inspecific reasons. Probably because it has a toothbrush mustache. Those things make anyone murderous.
53. *Marmite* [URGH!] [WHAT IS THAT?] [...BUT PA MIGHT NOT] [YUM]
The Colegmerate really enjoys marmite. I really don't care since I haven't ever seen marmite in real life. The Colegmerate attempts to offer me some marmite, but I don't quite feel like eating salty yeast paste. I then decide to drop a marmite on the Colegmerate, and a giant stock pot comes from the heavens and smites the Colegmerate beneath its might.
54. SHANGHAI? [IS INDEED THE LARGEST CITY IN CHINA.] [NEVER BEEN] [WHY IS THERE A QUESTION MARK?] [NO, ABOUT 20CM OFF THE GROUND.]
The Colegmerate is torn about which answer to pick, since all of the first three seem applicable. However, I don't think the first one works with a single word as a question, I've been to Shanghai before, and I know why there's a question mark. I then select "No, about 20cm off the ground", since in fact Shang is not that hai. The Colegmerate then notices that it's 20cm off the ground, and tries to get back down to the ground. It then touches the spikes I put there, and is horribly poisoned.
55. What is the digestive system?*A ten-second bomb is in the corner* [A SERIES OF ORGANS DESIGNED TO BREAK DOWN FOOD AND EXTRACT ENERGY AND NUTRIENTS.] [A GAMES CONSOLE FOR WHOLEMEAL BISCUITS] [SOMETHING INVENTED BY VICARS] [CHEESE]
The Colegmerate doesn't really have a digestive system itself, but even it knows that the digestive system isn't cheese. I tell him to shut up and cram an entire wheel of cheese down its maw, then select "A games console for wholemeal biscuits". I then pull the abstract representation of the bomb out of the game and into the mindscape, blowing up even more memories.
(Post logo && Post Box) && Sniper Rifle = Express Delivery (Level 3: 1/4)
Gnu Gun && News = Gnuse Gun: (Level 2: 3/3)
Gnuse Gun: It's a gun that shoot's Gnu's that are covered with newspapers. Usually gnu-made newspapers at that.
15,000 damage to the Colegmerate's Brain!
UserZero has no comment whatsoever on your question.
(I don't know why I lowered Asura to 10 charges last round ignore that)
I sprint towards the Terror Zombie and punch straight through its chest. The Zombie pulls itself along my arm and begins to gnaw at my neck. I slam my head forwards, shattering the Zombie's skull and mine. Ever persistent, the Zombie resumes its attempts to tear out my throat moments later. I pull out my arm and jab my elbow into the Zombie's eye socket before running off to patch up my skull.
Asura: 9/50
Daedra Heart || Chakra Fruit - Chakra Heart: 2/6 (replaces blood with Chakra)
21/50 Elizabeth (She is a super boss in a game made by Altus, so she's pretty powerful. I want this boss battle to work as intended, so I'm bumping up the charge.)
+2 TT
I'm changing the demise of the Maine Cannon slightly, if that's alright with you, Tazz. The Cannon is so hot that it burns straight through 100 solid blocks and ends up in the void, never to be seen in this dimension again.
*Sigh* "I suppose I should have expected that. Still, you did well, cannon. You did well."
I ask, what this veil is that keeps me from transporting beings through dimensions?
Also, since the Colegmerate's skull has reformed, I decide to show it how useless its protection is. I am on a Pokemon kick right now, so I use Psychic.
The Colegmerate's brain is bombarded with psychic ways that mess with its perception. It thinks that up is right, down is right, and right is right. Every direction it moves makes it go more right. This brings it into contact with Uzi, tripping over her and falling flat on whatever could be construed as its face. I suddenly appear in front of the Colegmerate.
"Are you going to get out of your mindspace any time soon, or am I going to have to help you out of it myself?"
The psychic waves have forced a construct that looks and acts like me into the Colegmerate's mindscape. As it is not me, and this construct does not know that the Colegmerate is not good, he tries to help the Colegmerate out. Eventually, the Colegmerate agrees and is led out of the mindscape safely. However, this has taken a whole tenth of a second. During that tenth of a second, the same psychic waves have given him access to his eyes, where he can see me trying to break his skull in with a large iron hammer. The Colegmerate looks back to see the construct that has helped him out, which looks exactly the same. The paradox damages the Colegmerate's mind as I bash his skull in with a hammer.
I mean, you said it yourself! Mental attacks bypass the skull.
The Veil prevents attacks that are directed at, or otherwise involve, the IRL Godmodder in order to work. As UserZero's avatar(s) are clearly standing, you could only ever refer to UserZero's real self to make that attack work, so the veil kicked in and stopped you. It's usually used to prevent information about the Godmodder from ever being obtained, and thus prevents you from sending the Godmodder anthrax or mail bombs or stuff, but it also works against universal annihilation ordained by superpowerful multiversal forces and other, lesser forms of 'I know generally where you are so I'm just going to destroy the whole location rather than hunt you down because I will never find you.' I put this stuff into the DTG GameFAQ's guide that snippets are occasionally being read about, including the bit on Titans that will at some point grace Generic's response. Seriously, read that stuff. Top-to-bottom, preferrably. You will want to know this stuff.
Seneca searches through a chest of stuff for his Bazaar Bargain. A wild array of highly improbable stuff (including a space whale. I don't know how that fit in there) is being thrown throw the air, incidentally flying in the direction of the Colgmerate. After a few minutes of humorous rummaging, Seneca finds the weapon, aims for the Colgmerates head, and fires.
Too bad he is out of ammo, and throws it at the colgmerates head out of frustration instead.
Ire, there really are 90 mutant creepers. Even if Crystal's turn 2 was properly counted as attacking the Mutant Creepers, we only killed 7 or 8, meaning there's around 615,000 HP worth of health on the Mutant Creepers alone, enough to fully heal the Colegmerate. The Creepers are probably dead by now, but if there are 11 left, that's 36,000 damage to AZ/N entities.
[1] Gans 356: A 3x3x3 Rubik's cube used for speedcubing. Looks like this: (Gans 356)
[2] Chlorine Manipulation Energies: Same as the Zirconium Manipulation Energies from before, but with chlorine.
[3] Name explanation: Chlorine has an atomic weight of 35.5 (to 3 significant figures), hence the name.
Charges
Project M04-ᴄʏʀɪʟʟɪᴄ ᴄᴀᴘɪᴛᴀʟ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴇʀ (7/10) (+1 from Tazz)
Project M05-NetHack.exe (4/40) (+1 from Tazz)
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I scramble the Zirconium Manipulation Cube and solve it. This causes a flurry of zirconium blades to appear out of nowhere and pierce the Colegmerate's Skull.
Then I try to convince Richard that poisonous mosquitotato is his favorite food since in the future it will be the case(DTG 2).
Richard apparently ignores you entirely, but he takes the Poisonous Mosquitotato out of your hands and into his inventory to shut you up on the matter.
OK, Jondanger, I feel like I've been a bit ignorant on the matter, but I'm going to say it: GM fiat, you MUST say EXACTLY who you are giving those +2s to. There must be an intended recipient, by name. If you gave that +2 to Talist, OK, but you cannot give out 'free' +2s for anyone to take. That's against the rules, OK?
Suddenly, aa finds herself shifted back in control by a mysterious attack sent out by two beings... She smiles and grabs the Torch Machine Gun her brother was so kind to make for her. A blistering volley of torches connects with the Colegmerate's Skull. aa then throws the gun itself down the Colegmerate's throat, slashes open its body, and dives inside to retrieve the gun, puncturing a few thousand cells on the way.
I use my Grimoire to summon a dragon, one intent on taking a bite out of the Colegmerate's Skull. (Or Brain, if the skull's been re-killed by now.)
==> What Time Mage? You never mentioned a Time Mage.
That's because this is the part where they ambushed us, because we were going to reach the source of the barrier, where they were stealing the lighthouse's fuel to power their spells. But they knew we were going to do that, because that's one of the more annoying things Time Mages do.
I Won't bore you with describing our whole fight, just the results...
Inventory:
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Heart Gauge
Alchemy:
Mythic: I like the idea of having wings, but they're probably going to look out of place with my tail...
I guess humans do have advantages I don't, mainly the ability to wear certain things without looking ridiculous.
Can we use alchemies to enter entities' and godmodders' mindscapes during gameplay?
Also, Bomber57, I really like your avatar.
/Null
Ah. Yes, you can, but as of right now any Alchemy that could do that would be at least Level 6, AKA beyond the Alchemiter's current level. And Godmodders have mindscapes that are notoriously hard to breach.
THIS IS MINECRAFT!!!!!!! 2/???
The Ultimate Meme Video 2/???
I call Uzi. I say, "I like trains." A train runs over her!
Trains?! Uzi...Actually hates Trains. A lot. This may be because Richard likes trains a lot. It appears that UserZero's hates are basically what Richard loves. That sounds suspiciously like some weird kind of obsession.
UserZero: IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU'D HATE ANYTHING HE'D GIVE A gorilla FOR!!!
UserZero proceeds to stomp the ground so hard in her nigh-unreasonable anger that the Train is completely derailed, hitting no-one.
I realize that I have a skill with machinery, and since EXOS is being trashed, I begin making an Uber Barrier. I then hire a bunch of Monkey Engineers to repair EXOS, but they end up making a ton of sentry turrets and a few traps instead. Luckily, the sentry turrets are present in such numbers that an enemy would have to destroy them to get to EXOS, and the turrets would counterattack.
Wall of Sentries: 5000/5000 HP (counterattacks when attacked)(note: this is using BTD5 sentries, not TF2 sentries, so keep that in mind for the Curse of Repetitiveness).
Now that I have a lot of endergy, I use it to create a Void Shield around my core using 10 endergy, making a Void Shield with 10000 HP. And for the reference, I have done nothing to contribute, so if anything, the UP scale should be in effect, not the OP scale.
EXOS Core: 0/20 endergy
Active Abilities: 3
System Upgrade Lvl 1: Upgrades systems using endergy, allowing EXOS to either gain a new ability or upgrade an existing ability. Cost is equal to the combined level of all current abilities (currently 5).
Void Bolt Lvl 1: Blasts a target on the battlefield with a Void Bolt from the skies, dealing 1000 damage per point of Endergy used.
Void Shield Lvl 1: Shields a target. The shields block 1000 damage per point of endergy used, and do not regenerate normally.
Passive Abilities: 1
Ender Generator Lvl 1: At the end of each OP post, generates 1 Endergy.
PS: If UserZero succeeded at something impossible (aka going into and taking EXOS out of the End after the Ender Storm stopped all means of access to the End), shouldn't there be a Paradox that happens?
You suddenly hear french-laced laughter as a Spy appears right behind your turrets! He proceeds to explode, instantly destroying them!
Let's put it this way: You have the potential to snowball. Rapidly. It would not be unrealistic for this to become 50K damage nukes per hit that you could easily sustain by the end of this game. Of course, you're not a threat to anything YET...But you almost certainly will be.
What Ender Storm? There never was anything like an Ender Storm! You didn't even bring up an Ender Storm by name. This End isn't even touched!
Integration: 35/40 (+2 from Fseftr, +1 from EoTB wait)
Gamma Phantom: 5/15
+2 to Fseftr
Walker decides that now would be an opportune time to quickly take down the Terror Zombie, so, holding the I Don't Even Know Yet in a reverse grip, he sprints at it. The Terror Zombie takes one look at his approach, then at the three AZ entities that it's guarding, and despite being utterly scared out of it's mind, somehow finds the courage to remain where it is, for the safety and benefit of less capable beings. This means, of course, that once Walker gets into melee range, he begins his assault by driving the I Don't Even Know Yet point-first through the leg bone of the Terror Zombie, ensuring it never gets the chance to change it's mind anymore due to it's now-useless leg. Switching to a normal grip, he launches himself a short distance into the air, dragging the I Don't Even Know Yet out from the rotten flesh of the Terror Zombie's leg, and begins spinning, chopping chunks out of the Terror Zombie's leg and abdomen like some sort of really weird and lethal helicopter. He drives the I Don't Even Know Yet's blade deep into the chest of the Terror Zombie, piercing the spinal column (that sword is very long) and heart as a result. Expired green blood drips out of the wound he left begin, and beneath the mask, he grins a most nasty grin indeed, pulling the sword out and taking a wild swing that comes extremely close to hacking off the Terror Zombie's arm. In fact, without all that leather-like rotten flesh in the way, that arm would probably be off by now. The assault is finished up by diagonally slicing open the Terror Zombie's face and jaw, leaving it looking like a broken mess. Walker lands on the ground, then strolls casually back to his side of the battlefield.
I whack the Coveknight in the face with a shovel, snapping their nose. The Coveknight reels in pain before charging towards me. I dig my heels into the ground and brace for impact. The Coveknight slams into me with enough force to destroy a city block, but I hold firm. I grab the Coveknight's shoulders and begin swaying them from side to side before flipping them onto the ground. I pin the Coveknight onto the ground and grab their head. With lightning speed I repeatedly pummel it into the ground, leaving only a bloody pulp.
Asura: 11/50
Daedra Heart || Chakra Fruit - Chakra Heart: 3/6 (replaces blood with Chakra)
I pull out a machine gun and DAKKKADAKKKADAKKKADAKKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA UserZero
Quote: 22/50
Melia: 8/50
+2 to any AZ.
UserZero proves there is never enough dakka. She pulls out her dual Uzis and DAKKKADAKKKADAKKKADAKKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKKADAKKKADAKKKADAKKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKKADAKKKADAKKKADAKKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKAS you!
The Uber Barrier is complete! Uber sets up an operations center on the battlefield, and then sends a bunch of taxis to help defend EXOS. The taxis will do stuff to help protect a given entity (protecting EXOS right now, but taxis can move and defend something else if ordered to). It is aided by some sort of Taxi Magic (Taximancy?) that lets the taxis carry any entity. The Uber Barrier has random effects, roll 1d6 each round to see what happens:
1: A criminal beats up the protected entity for 5000 damage.
2: Something (either a payment dispute or a lawsuit from someone claiming they operate illegally) prevents Uber from operating this round.
3: Uber causes a traffic jam that attacking entities have to get past to attack the protected entity. Because the traffic jam would stall attackers until the end of the EOTB otherwise, the only option for them is to destroy all the cars in the traffic jam. The traffic jam acts as a barrier that takes 25000 HP worth of damage before being destroyed.
4: Bad driving causes a driver to crash into a random attacking entity, causing 10000 damage to that entity and preventing it from attacking the protected entity this round.
5: An Uber driver gives the protected entity an express ride off the battlefield, protecting it for 1 round.
6: An Uber driver pulls up to the entity attacking the protected entity and kidnaps it, preventing that entity from doing anything during that EOTB (if the unit was attacking multiple things, this applies retroactively and can prevent all of that entity's attacks and other actions even if the entity attacked the protected entity last).
Also, I get annoyed at the lack of success the Monkey Engineers had at repairing EXOS, and just get out there and repair EXOS myself (though I have endermen go run around and grab parts from random places, they may damage a mechanical entity if they find one).
Uber Headquarters: 50000/50000 HP (defending EXOS)
I recharge my power banks with Endergize (good thing endergize is immune to curse of repetitiveness since it doesnt directly attack anything).
EXOS Core: 3/20 endergy
Active Abilities: 3
System Upgrade Lvl 1: Upgrades systems using endergy, allowing EXOS to either gain a new ability or upgrade an existing ability. Cost is equal to the combined level of all current abilities (currently 5).
Void Bolt Lvl 1: Blasts a target on the battlefield with a Void Bolt from the skies, dealing 1000 damage per point of Endergy used.
Void Shield Lvl 1: Shields a target. The shields block 1000 damage per point of endergy used, and do not regenerate normally.
Passive Abilities: 1
Ender Generator Lvl 1: At the end of each OP post, generates 1 Endergy.
Ender Sword: It's a Sword made from an Ender Pearl. It allows for teleporting, but why anyone would make a sword out of fragile Ender Pearls is beyond me.
Uber Headquarters summoned! It will do as you say.
The ugly creature is regenerating with those little ones, this is not good... I want to test if what the Guide says is true.
Said that Hezetor is ready to cast his next spell, with the movement of his right hand he fires a minuscule beam of what seems to be like pure light (this just hit the earth, possibly far away form UserZero).
Kile simmha dokum!
The minuscule beam of light squirms inside the ground
Zhellak dolet... oseth
What once was like light is now like water and is excavating his way in tunnels where just an ant could possibly walk.
After the right position is reached the water-like energy stops.
Lakat!
The energy comes up like a geysers of energy hitting every mutant creeper, this energy was not meant to damage them in fact is pulling them in the air at an incredible speed.
If no one interferes with this they will just fly away until they reach space.
In case someone interfere:
Hezetor starts to rotate his left hand, starting out slowly but gaining speed over time, after a while his hand goes so fast that cannot be seen by regular human eye.
Suddenly it stops.
In that moment a wave of wind (93 km/h) that starts from the Colegmerate that throws away every creeper and mutant creeper that is in a 50 m range.
Else (the Colegmerate is alive and targettable)
Just explode.
Hezetor's eyes shines red, he is clearly not happy, while the brain (or skull or what that is) of the creature starts to melt.
[This heat is caused directly by pyrokinesis.]
At the same time an enormous amount of wind of pure hydrogen hit the brain, the manipulation of air and the creation of elements is provided by a ridicule amount of psi power and a great manipulation over atoms.
Now many mind walls (invisible) are cornering the brain of the creature creating and enormous amount of pressure.
In an instant a spark appears from the surface of the brain.
Spark+hydrogen+pressure = explosion.
Have fun.
As soon the Module of Good Robot Creation is ready Hezetor install it on the Portable Factory.
Now with this module installed the Portable Factory is going to start to produce the following robot:
Spider E372 v1.0
HP: low
This robot is based on the shape of a spider (!) and has a bomb inside it, as soon it approaches the right distance from the target the bomb will detonate.
His joints are really well made so it's really fast and it's pretty small. ( x % of evasion ) [It's up to the GM]
The bomb inside him cause medium-low damage.
Can walk on walls just like a spider.
If more explode on the same target there is a chance that said target will get stunned.
If the proper order is given he'll explode on the spot or when a specific condition is met. Those spiders can create a gossamer tungsten carbide (fused with cobalt) like real spiders.
Tungsten carbide[/header]
[If checking the guide doesn't make my precedents action weaker.Or in case there were godmodded . ]
Checking the Guide from [10.1] and on.
If not check [X] , if [X] was already read check [Y].
Charges
Inter Multiversal Team of Engineers 5/20 +1 from Tazz
Absorbing energy from my surroundings 10/15 +1 from Tazz
"Tazz! You're doing a monkeyheaded, onion-lipped job of GMing!"
I proceed to continue to mock Tazz until he gets so mad he uses GM-Powered Lightningtm on me... and by me, I meant User Zero, who for some reason Tazz hit instead.
GM-Powered Lightning(tm) NEVER MISSES. You realize this the hard way as your action fries you, as I haven't aimed for UserZero at all!
alchemy: pig head on pike && lava bucket = magma pig spear 2/5
6/20 6/20
I attack the conglomerates arm with an enchanted sundial. this fast forwards the random body part i hit to the state of health it will be at tomorrow, hopefully destroyed.
24/25 Terrible Tastes
37/50 The Myth, The Legend, The Misspelling +2 from Jon
+2 Crystal
(Post logo && Post Box) && Sniper Rifle 2/??
*Renames Gnuse Gun Gnu News Gun* Gnu News Gun && Infinite Gnu Supply 1/??
I casually walk back into the Colegmerate's mindscape, and pull out my laptop. Did I ever even close it? Who knows? I certainly don't, and I'm allegedly the one taking these actions!CAT IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ: QUESTIONS 56-60
56. I hope you remembered! *Vanish comes in* *Buttons pop up* If one was there when I did Question 50, they would surely know what the answer is. As it is, however, a certain pony decided to take the somewhat ludicrous approach to improperly nulled actions, causing a sort of paradox which erased my actions from space-time. Or at least, that's what I'm going with. Regardless, I cover the Colegerate's mindscape in acid, then float several buttons on it in order to properly parallel the game screen. I then change my cursor to a voodoo Colegmerate cursor, and click Blue, Red, Blue, Yellow, finishing the question. However, the Colegmerate was busy drowning in all of the deadly acid, despite the fact that this is all in his mind and therefore shouldn't even be able to affect him. Your Mind Makes It Real, I guess.
57. Look! Count Dracula! *picture of Dracula* [ERM... ONE?] [OH YES!] [HE'S A SEXY ONE] [SORRY, I PREFER LEMURS] The Colegmerate acknowledges that Dracula is indeed sexy, but he prefers lemurs. I don't quite get why, but hey whatever. A Dracula then shows up and drains the Colegmerate of its blood for liking lemurs over him. I count a total of one Dracula, so the answer is clearly one.
58. On the subject of Dracula, what is his favorite food? [BLOOD] [URINE] [CHICKEN CHOW MEIN] [SHEPHERD'S PIE] I note that the Colegmerate is the current subject of Dracula, but that's outside the game so it's clearly not going to help me with the answer. I then contemplate where Dracula(the book) takes place, and figure that it probably takes place in Europe. Therefore, most Europeans did not eat any of the first 3 objects, and the answer is Shepherd's Pie. Actually I guess... Did blood pudding even exist then. Bah, whatever. I feed the Colegmerate rotten chicken, causing it to become violently ill.
59. CHARGE UR LAZER! *10-second bomb* I begin frantically clicking, and manage to fire off the lazer before the bomb goes off. I then stare at the Colegmerate, and shoot him with the Gnu News Gun, before also firing a lazer at him.
60. Be honest... Did you manage the last question on your first go? [YES] [NO...] I click "Yes", since I clearly just managed to beat the question. Yeah, this question is boring. To compensate, I make the Colegmerate attempt to cut User0 down with a mackerel.
Gnu News Gun && Infinite Gnu Gun = Infinite Gnu News Gun (Level 4: 1/5)
A pony? Like, Lightning Dash? Lightning Dash Summoned! She promptly joins the PZ side because of Richard's extreme raving hate of ponies.
==Turn 1==
Storm 6/50 (+1 from Tazz, +2 from Generic)
Stone 6/50 (+1 from Tazz, +2 from Generic) +2 toErelye.
Wand of Basic Spells && Oblivion Energy == Wand of the Empty Set 5/6
Entropy Ingot && Entropy Shard Sword == Disassembly 2/6
==Action==
Crystal draws power from his (depowered) Cipher’s Call, (Using it as basically flavor text here to explain how Crystal can mentally attack the Colegmerate, no damage boost intended.) indigo flame swirling around him before it abruptly vanishes in a pulse of mental power. At approximately the same time, a mental projection of Crystal appears in the Colegmerate’s mindscape. It immediately begins breaking things, finding the Colegmerate’s favorite memories and smashing them to bits with blasts of mental magic. He takes especial care to find the Colegmerate’s most integral memories and destroy them - as in bits of how to move, attack, heal, etc. Eventually, he tires of the destruction, and expends his projection in an explosion of mental power that gives the Colegmerate a massive seizure, further harming its brain.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will use Dark Slash on the Skull, or Brain if the Skull is dead.
I take two bones, and put them in a crossed fashion next to the Skull. Interdimensional pirates, recognizing the skull and crossbones of their flag, they assume that their lost captain is somewhere near the flag. The Conglomerate, worrying that the bones do some kind of magic, shakes them off, revealing itself to the pirates. The pirates start viciously attacking the skull to get to where they think their captain is. You know, maybe kidnapping the captain a few years ago was a good idea after all.
If the Skull is dead:
I instead throw icecream at the Brain, giving it a barinfreeze. I mean literally, the Brain freezes.
I use my two +1s to make 1 + 1 = Fenestrated Wall.
I then pull out a matching Fenestrated Wall and stick one end in the other end.
Sadly it doesn't quite work like the Jawbreaker Bomb. I'm not even sure what I just did. In either case I throw it at the Colegmerate and hope it hurts. Not that two Fenestrated Walls to the skull don't.
I then teraport one end of the Fenestrated Wall Pair, should it have survived, into the inside of the Colegmerate's head, set up the other Fenestrated Wall so I can shoot down it, and spam Magic Missile through the Void and into the Brain.
Uh, what?...I'm going to assume that's a Level 0 Alchemy because that was poorly worded.
Fenestrated Wall: Exactly what it says on the tin. It carries no special properties whatsoever.
4,000 damage to the Skull! Everyone stops you from teleporting the thing into the brain! That could cause a telefrag, which would almost certainly be a full field wipe! Considering the massive AZ advantage, that's bad.
2/5 Song Attack. Here's a hint. The song is featured in a video game and starts with the letter D.
22/50 Elizabeth
+2 Generic
"Time to end this stupid creature. Everyone in agreement on this?"
Attack: Revelation
I send terrible images into the Brain of the Colegmerate.
These are the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse: War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death. This is an artist's representation of what they would look like. In reality, they are far more disgusting.
War is a bloodstained being who rides on a Warhorse, who kills everything in his path. Famine is an emaciated figure riding a starving horse, who brings hunger to everyone before him. Pestilence is a sickly figure with rats, flies, and mosquitos crawling and flying around his body, and just by being in his presence, illness comes forth. Death is a cloaked figure on a skeletal horse, with a long scythe and a malevolent aura surrounding his body. The images leave his mind just as quickly.
The images scar the Colegmerate's mind, especially that of Death. For Death comes in close and whispers to the Colegmerate, "I will see you very soon."
Conquest summons himself for your 100% failure to give a darn for proper depiction of the four Horseman! Pestilence was never a member! The Four Horsemen are Conquest, War, Famine and Death, in that exact order! Conquest joins the Pro-Zero side!
He doesn't actually interfere with anything you just did, so 8,000 damage to the Brain!
Golden Frying Pan && Diamond sword = Topaz Frying Pan 4/4
i use Omnislash with my Topaz Frying Pan on the Johto starters.
If they are dead, i instead attack the Kanto starters with the exact same attack.
The Factory has begun construction on: Piebot 2K 2/2
Piebot summoned!
Suddenly, 2000 piebots come out of the factory, while a cat says, "Must be Monday", and then promptly falls asleep.
They start tossing huge pies at everyone and everything on the battlefield, inflicting 2 damage per pie!
They each have 2 hp.
Topaz Frying Pan && Meowmere 1/5
10/10 Spell book
i summon a spellbook.
*insert fancy paragraph about epically summoning it... NOT.*
it can hold spells, but to expand the range of spells, research (in the form of charges ) is needed
Basic Spells:
Heal (Heals for 5k-10k) 0/4 Fire (Deals 5k-7k dmg and sets enemy's on fire)
2+ AZ's.
You can post twice a turn, you know.
Topaz Frying Pan: A Frying pan that has the inexplicable ability to turn people into Topaz Statues if they're weak enough to be killed by it. Kind of odd.
3,600 damage to the Kanto Starters!
The Factory will summon Piebots!
You summon the Spellbook, but you cannot assign arbitrary minimum/maximum damage values! Creativity. It will be considered a Level 5 Alchemy, though.
Wand of Basic Spells && Oblivion Energy == Wand of the Empty Set 6/6
WAND OF THE EMPTY SET: Tazz, I’ll leave this one to you. Just add some mention to the null-set symbol in there. (∅)
Entropy Ingot && Entropy Shard Sword == Disassembly 3/6
Oh, yes, I never got a description of the Primal Wand. Tazz, do you mind giving me one now?
==Action==
Crystal draws on his mental magic again, this time pulling out a Psychonauts Psycho-Portal and slapping it onto the Colegmerate’s head to enter its mind again. He goes through it, intentionally messing things up as much as he can, throwing confusion grenades everywhere and burning critical parts of the mindscape. He eventually gets tired of the fun and fires a burst of psi-bolts everywhere, then uses smelling salts to escape, retrieving the Psycho-Portal afterwards. The chaos this causes in the Colegmerate's mind echoes onto its Brain.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will use Dark Slash on the Skull, or Brain if the Skull is dead.
Wand of the Empty Set: An almost completely clear wand with the symbol of an empty set, {} (Yes that's an alternative symbol for it) etched near the tip. Has the ability to fire off Oblivion magics, but they're diluted, and it lacks a finer control.
Primal Wand: A wand capable of manipulating the six aspects of Thaumtology (or whatever it's called): Air, Water, Earth, Fire, Order and Chaos!
Seeing as, according to the damage he tends to deal compared to the health the Terror Zombie had before Walker chunked it down by what's probably around half it's remaining health, he grins and continues the assault, starting it off by crushing the Terror Zombie's foot underfoot. He then drives his hand into it's non-damaged leg, wraps his hand around the bone, and yanks hard, breaking away half of the leg bone and sending the Terror Zombie toppling to the floor. It moans and tries to crawl away from Walker, so he strolls casually up to it's non-damaged arm, pauses for a second, then kicks it hard, dislocating the arm from the shoulder, before driving his I Don't Even Know Yet through the resulting hole in the Terror Zombie's arm. This time, he successfully dis-arms the Terror Zombie. He hacks off some rotten flesh, picks up the Terror Zombie's fallen arm, then uses that arm to whack the Terror Zombie in the jaw, breaking the latter clean off. It gives a quiet groan, then Walker decides to impale it straight through the eye, into the brain. Just to screw with it even more, he pushes the I Don't Even Know Yet around slightly, causing the blade to slice up untold quantities of brain matter, before he pulls the sword out and diagonally slices open the Terror Zombie's jaw and face in the other direction. Now, it seems the Terror Zombie is... not really in the best condition to be guarding anything right at the moment... should entities stop guarding other entities once they reach a certain low life?
11,000 damage to the Terror Zombie! Pretty sure this is the end!
The Balloon Whelp keeps doing what it was doing. Or it attacks the Conglomerate.
Got +2 total.
Charges: 16/50 and 14/25
+1 to Mythic, +1 to Pricey
Alchemies:
Stone Mace && battery && Tesla coil = Charged Mace 2/5 And this is suddenly level 4? Eh? That might be a problem for me later.
And now, for me to reply @Tazz. Don't take this as an attack on the system of alchemy, because based on your response it's quite clear you see how the system works much differently than I do. I'm quite aware of all the lore behind the Doomhammer, Ashbringer, Frostmorn, etc. I just didn't care. I wasn't seeing each weapon as a Hearthstone card; I was seeing them as solely items because I like when things are objective like that. For me, all these weapons should be the same as each other independently of how powerful they are in their home environment. I'd prefer that they all have the same footing here and their power be solely from the effort put into them in this game, but it's totally fine if you disagree. I just worry that it will mean that the Doomhammer will be more powerful than something else that is also powerful, but from a more obscure media just because the GM doesn't recognize the later. For example, let's try this. I kinda want to actually make this anyway.
Metal box && light bulb && bar of soap && water bottle && black electrical wire && piano keys && water bottle && glove = Ekog Clock 1/??
And now, because you know what I'm trying to show, you could Google "Ekog Clock" and find what it's from, so I'll save you the trouble in this spoiler.
This seemingly random list of components makes a device that looks like a camera (it's not a clock, for some reason...). It's from a rather new game called Fran Bow. You might have seen JackSepticEye or CinnamonToastKen post videos on it. It's only used once, but it has the power to essentially awaken gods, so it is pretty powerful. Maybe not as powerful as Ashbringer or anything, but if you hadn't recognized it and just assumed I made it up, it might be just level 3 or something.
Whether or not the Ekog Clock is actually real is up for debate.
And if you decide that the Ekog Clock is above level 5, I do this instead to continue on my line of Hearthstone items:
Judge's Mallet && holy essence && essence of disappointment (it is the 2nd worst, non token weapon in the game after all) = Light's Justice 1/2 probably.
I cause a billowing pillar of fire under the Conglomerate (/mutant creepers if I'm supposed to attack those right now) that launches small rocks into the air at breakneck speeds. Or rather, breakbrain speeds.
It will do as you say.
The Alchemiter is fairly arbitrary to begin with, Talist. Seriously, a poster and a piece of hardware has literally generated things a lot stronger than you'd expect from that machine. That, and as a Card, Doomhammer is an epic with one of the strongest abilities in the game attached to it (Windfury). What were you expecting out of that, discounting all canon power?
The Ekog Clock is named because it wakes up entities like an Alarm Clock would. There, mystery solved.-insert Twinbuilder Smiley here-
It pains me t() say this, but I think we'll need s()me help.
The L()rd gets a purple Eye Of Ender and whispers something into it. Suddenly, a portal appears on the ground, slowly closing. Just before it closes completely, a figure jumps out. The figure is a completely black Minecraftian, with glowing red eyes. He looks somewhat familiar to the people from the future....
The figure kneels.
My L()rd, what is the matter? Is the plan not going smoothly?
I ran int() s()me tr()uble, Maniac, there is a war g()ing ()n, the inf() sh()ul be in y()ur head s()()n.
Maniac gets up. So, we're with Richard?
Yes. Help me attack that Creeper Beast ()ver there.
Understood.
Dark Reach: 3/4
The L()rd scratches deeply into one of the Colegmerate's eye, while Maniac uses magic to stretch the tentacles far beyond their limit.
(Maniac is not an entity, BTW)
You scar an eye! Unfortunately, this doesn't really help you break the skull or brain. The Colegmerate gets angry for depriving it of a functioning eye, and yanks you off with the Tentacle Maniac isn't ripping!
Then, I turn to the Colegmerate once more. I tap into the energies of the void beneath us, pulling out my Superconcentrated Mind Crystal as well. Utilizing the latter artifact as a sort of clairvoyant conduit, I search around the Colegmerate's mind. Not the thoughts, but the structure. Of course, everything is in order. This should not be a problem.
Liquid void seeps through the cracks of the blocks around me, and pools together, a miniature sea of literal nothingness. I spin the Superconcentrated Mind Crystal around in my fingers, whispering things in an eldritch tongue.
Something within the Colegmerate begins to shudder and throb, pounding against the beast's brain painfully. This should work. I extend my will to this unseen object, immediately heating it up with the essence of magic itself. The void around me begins to evaporate, forming a cloud of moderate size directly above me. I twitch my fingers about somewhat, and the vaporous mass begins to shift and flow about, heading to a particular area above the Colegmerate's skull.
The gas, under my direction, forms a large 'x' above a swathe of the skull, floating in a rather stable and controlled formation.
I promptly divert my attention to the Colegmerate's brain. Placing the Superconcentrated Mind Crystal into my inventory for later, I blink, waiting. A rumbling noise emerges from within the Colegmerate's skull, near the center of the brain. The cloud of shaped void shudders in anticipation. I thrust my arm upwards, teal energy dancing off my fingertips.
Suddenly, a hunk of voidmetal erupts from the Skull, dripping with liquid darkness.
If you will recall, this voidmetal was sealed within the Colegmerate's brain several days ago, in liquid form. The spike, having just cleaved through a rather large amount of gray matter, extends further, until the tip has entered the center of the gaseous 'x'. Hah.
I snap my fingers, and the vaporous cloud begins to flow into the spike. The gas forms around the spike, cracks appearing on the surface of the spike, glowing and pulsating with pure vis, a bright, unquenchable mauve. The gas seems to condensate upon the spike, forming glistening drops of shadow upon these cracks, which instantaneously harden into a semisolid form.
The spire of voidmetal proceeds to descend back into the Colegmerate, pulsating and writhing with the essence of the formless abyss, before fully disappearing. I wave my arm, and the voidmetal within the brain begins to shred the organ apart, light clunks signifying the tap of a spike to the skull. Each touch of the voidmetal to the neural tissue inspires maddening images of infinite depths and long-forgotten gods in the thoughts of the Colegmerate, sapping its hope and creativity away.
Upon the advent and subsequent cessation of this occurrence, I cease the mutilation with a thought. Everything is relatively still for approximately seventeen seconds, until a violent hissing is exuded from the sizable hole in the skull, marks of some sort of chemical change within. I watch, mildly interested. The voidmetal within the Colegmerate has evaporated, and is currently searing the beast's brain.
Whilst on the matter, liquid void is renown for its ability to scar, to stain, and to exist forever unless removed with godlike levels of power. This ability also affects, to a far lesser extent, ink. You would not believe how easy it is to stain your hands with the amount and type of ink I work with. Anyhow, the brain is essentially rendered fully pitch in color, the eldritch nature of the stuff inflicting occult visions periodically.
Mind Symbol || Superconcentrated Mind Crystal = Charged Mind Symbol (1/6)
Ebony Wand && Essence of the Twins && Revolver = Spellslinger (1/5)
Gauntlet || (Amber && Hungry Chest) = Amber Devouring Gauntlet (4/4!)
(+2 to Generic)
(Spatial) Maelstrom 9/30 (+1 from Tazz; +4 from Crystal) //////////////////////////////. (Scarlet) Sunslammer: 20/50 (+2 from Crystal; +1 from Tazz) ///////////////////////////////////////////////////.
Amber Devouring Gauntlet: A gauntlet that has a mouth on the palm. Anything touching it will get sucked into a portable storage, accessable at-will.
The Voidmetal within the brain stays put! It appears the Skull is blocking your attempts to reach it.
Well, here's an idea… Shenelsky causes a grey liquid to flow from his fingers, creating a moat of darkness around Ford. It is then covered up. No one notices, except for Shenelsky and Ford.
Hey, Colegramate! The Colegramate take notice.
Princess Unattainabelle beacons you! The Colegramate charges at ford, and fall into the trap, dissolving it's skull.
But wait! It's a trap!
Fourth Wall || Black Hole in a Jar = ? (Level ?: 1/?) 18 Ferropper && (Gameboys && Nokia phones) = 18 Bedrock^2 Ingots (Level 5: 3/6)
This charge is a special charge… Every post there is a x/200 chance that the charge will be completed. X starts at 1 and increases every post by 1. It can be assisted. If it somehow reaches 25% without completing, it will instantly work. Tell me if I should do the RNG.
0.5% Life
6/10 Ship Garage (+2 from Richard and +1 from Tazz)
+1 to TheDrivingLlama and Erelye
1 Demon Blood Shard 1 Raspberry Pi 1 of any book 1 Empty Taglocks 1 Richard Taglock 1 Popcorn Bane of Lapis Ender Matrix Journal #-1 Black Hole in a Jar
The Colegmerate reaches over and grabs ford, as the thing is literally a flying octopus.
Fourth Wall && Black Hole in a Jar = Ultracondensed Wall (Level 5: 1/6).
Please no. That would be a headache to work with. Just do it in a standard way, please.
DarkSide: Intimidating Vessel (3/35) IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII (I thought I had a +1... didn't I?) Justin: Planetary Unrest (2/35) IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII
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Entities:
Zappy:
HP: 45,001
Abilities:
-Smart: Will avoid using attacks that could end in disaster for anyone but his enemies. If it would hurt foes and foes only, then he will do it, except in special situations.
-Laser: Gains 1 charge per round, max. 5. Can use up any amount of charge at any time. Deals laser damage. Different amounts of time give different attacks:
+Charge 1: Simple Laser: small amount of damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Wide Laser: Small amount of damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Laser Shotgun: Huge damage to foes in melee range, Scattered at longer range. Risky, will only use if the situation is dire/there's an opening
+C4: Laser Sniper: Long-range, 10% chance to crit, otherwise does moderate-high damage.
+C5: DEATH LASER: Terrifying damage to one foe. Mid-range.
-Thunderstorm: Like Laser, gains 1 charge/round, maximum of 10. Yes, it's more powerful than laser. He's a storm fish, what do you expect? Deals Lightning damage. Like laser, can use up any amount of charge at any time. Here's the attacks:
+Charge 1: Jolt: Small damage to a foe. Mid-range.
+C2: Shock: Deals small damage to 2 foes. Mid-range.
+C3: Volt Barrage: Deals small damage to up to 5 foes. Might miss (50%). Fires 10 shots. Mid-range.
+C4: Fry: Medium damage to a foe. Burns the foe. Mid-range.
+C5: Chain Lightning: Deals high damage to one foe, can jump between foes to deal half damage to them. This can repeat 5 times, each jump halving damage again and again. Close-range.
+C6: Shockwave: Doesn't deal damage, but pushes the target entity into being the last one attacking in the EOTB. Mid-range.
+C7: Bolt: Calls down a bolt from the heavens, dealing high damage to an opponent, and collateral damage to those that happen to be near him. Long-range.
+C8: Darken Skies: Calls forth a thunderstorm, darkening the skies and making lightning strike randomly. Changes weather to Thunderstorm for 5 turns.
+C9: Thunder Roar: Slightly damages all entities of a certain alignment. Close-Long range.
+C10A: THE GODS ARE ANGRY!: The nuke of Zeus. When activated, creates so many natural disasters you wouldn't be able to count them. Nature's balance goes out of whack, causing random thunderstorms to appear for the rest of the game, causing a massive ravine to appear between all alignments, and volcanoes erupting everywhere, causing massive fires. All of this nearly murders Zappy, as his little body cannot handle such power. He only hangs on by a thread (1HP). Usable only once. Unstoppable.
+C10B: AMP PLAINS: The ground becomes electrified for 5 turns, badly hampering grounded enemies by removing 10% HP per turn. Halves Zappy's current HP.
-Basic attack: Fin Boomerang: Very slight damage to one target. Mid-short range. Physical damage.
-Hide!: If his HP goes below 15%, he will attempt to hide behind the clouds, increasing his evade (20%). In the meantime, he doesn't attack or charge, but heals for 1000HP/turn until back to 1/2 HP.
-Airborne
-Able to use certain equipment.
-Current charges:
+1/5L, 1/10T
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Zappy uses Fin Boomerang on the CX drones. Damn those a**es. +1L, +1T
Justin (AKA the Shadow Fighter) launches a flurry of bullets at the CX drones. We all know what happened with them around... +5% skill.
I fly up to the CX Drones and hack into their consoles. I type in;
/:interspeciesConflict=true
/:sprayCXontocreepers=false
/:sprayCXontoyourselves=true
/:ramintoeachother=true
I do this for each and every one of them.
And then I watch the absolute chaos ensue between them. It is hilarious. They spray each other with Chemical X, smash into each other, and shout aggressive phrases at each other. I then go in and attack normally. This time, I use a massive Shadowsteel Construction Hammer in order to crush as many of them as possible. The hammer breaks afterwards. That's the unfortunate truth about putting your massive metal hammer head on a thin stick made of wood.
+1 to FINAL, Ire
You destory a CX-Drone with your hammer, but your attempts to recode them fall flat; they literally undo your harmful coding the instant you type it.
SCP-4517-DTG - Wands of the Controlling Song: SCP-4822-DTG consists of two identical white wooden wands. Each wand has a square cross-section, 1.5 cm on a side; they are 30 cm long, with the ends of each wand made of a purple metal inscribed with musical symbols. SCP-4517-DTG has the capability to interface with the holder's mind to produce the desired vocals, accompanying instrumental and mind-manipulation commands. Music produced by SCP-4517-DTG has similar effects to SCP-061; however, it is capable of focusing on only one target.
I pull out the AU Matter Gun and fire some golden cubes at the Colegmerate. As they fly through the air, I use SCP-4822-DTG to transmute the cubes into zirconium, use the Zirconium Manipulation Cube to accelerate them to 0.02c, then use SCP-4822-DTG again to transmute them into tungsten before they hit the Colegmerate. The Colegmerate is torn apart by the tungsten cubes.
The flying flaming car rams into the skull (If it's still there... if not, the brain)
I give trap the Conglomerate in a nightmare of otherworldly horrors, which all attack the brain in the nightmare. Then, a wild gengar uses Dream Eater on the brain!
(This gengar is not an entity, btw)
I should preface this with an express statement. I do not intend for the item around which this post is centered to be classified as a Level 10 alchemy in any way whatsoever. The thing is being used for convenience alone. Regardless, it has lost power over time, and is mere steps from being useless in most situations, anyway.
I glance at the Colegmerate once more, revealing the palm of my left hand. Of course, the extremity is adorned with a perfectly triangular tattoo. You would not believe what I had to go through to get this. For whatever reason, Erelye had put it in containment on a level of security higher than all of the eldritch abominations that used to be there. I had to break in and steal it. If anyone found out, I'd be executed publicly. When I got into the room, the first thing I see is some holographic message Erelye left behind, essentially saying that whoever got in here was either completely insane, or far too determined a fangirl for it to be completely platonic. I also nearly got stabbed in the neck by a gigantic flaming golem of brick on my way out. Mind you, this is my real self. I had to transfer a copy here, as well. No idea why everyone thought it was so dangerous. It is literally just a two-dimensional triangle that turns into a tattoo and occasionally shoots out bits of Indigo Flame.
I stare at Cipher's Call, extending the limb with it burned into the flesh in the Colegmerate's direction. The thing flickers weakly with images of lands beyond space and time, before spurting out a small amount of Indigo Flame, which I catch in my other hand. There. See? No reason to be kept in containment.
Suddenly, searing pain erupts into existence upon my palm, both within Minecraftia, and behind the computer. I clutch my wrist (in both locations), letting out a small sound of surprise.
I am cut off in the midst of this sound by ceaseless whorping. If one were to look at my palm, they would see the thing flashing quite clearly with images of realms beyond space and time, of forgotten realms and third eyes, and visions of an ancient mage leaping into the brains of guardians and theorists and horrid monsters. Cipher's Call proceeds to pulsate and emit a bright indigo light, searing the retinas of all nearby for mere moments, before the light evolves, casting forth, from the depths of its form, excessive amounts of Indigo Flame.
The flames roar before me, and Cipher's Call continues to flash past images of differed origin, occasionally glowing with a vibrant indigo. The Colegmerate glows with indigo as well, the mental magics of the artifact locking on to the nearest entity of vast power, excluding godmodders. A connection is formed, and Cipher's Call proceeds to assault the Colegmerate's mind with horrendous psychic shrieks, cries of the soon-to-be-dead, and the whispered promises of dark gods. Of course, the initial onslaught should cause some sort of hemorrhage, so what follows should not be pleasant. Not that anyone expected otherwise.
Whilst this occurs, I desperately attempt to deactivate whatever abilities Cipher's Call is utilizing, both in the server and in my chair, squeezing my eyes shut in the latter from the sheer pain of the experience. The firing of the neurons within the Colegmerate's brain grows excessively intense from the sheer amount of visual, auditory, and olfactory illusions of more-than-lifelike quality accosting it. Mere moments after this occurs, a particular collection of nearby synapses burst into indigo flames, burning into and destroying the neurons of its origin nigh-instantaneously.
The fire spreads, covering the Colegmerate's brain in (mostly) harmless flames, whilst the organ is bombarded with visions of blood, death, horror, destruction, and nothingness. Some of the more intense visions ignite more mental flames within the Colegmerate's brain, incinerating yet more synapses.
Cipher's Call itself begins to change, what looks like a flash of orchid appearing across the surface of the shifting space, an eye of some description seeming to open. The second this occurs to my actual self in response, I freak out, completely and utterly. I slap my other hand over the triangular tattoo just as the orchid object (revealed to be a triangle) grows sticklike arms and legs. In Minecraftia, the images slow down, the light emanating from the thing fading somewhat, the blaze of flames beginning to subside as well.
The Colegmerate is finally inflicted with the final wave of visions, the final death-screams of every single being who has ever, or will ever, die in Universe C. At this point, neurons merely begin to wither and decay, synapses shrinking to lessen the pain. The indigo inferno outside of the Colegmerate's head finally dies out along with the one in my actual self's current location, Cipher's Call fading to its initial state in both instances. The fires within the Colegmerate continue to rage, inflicting occasional memories of the very visions the Colegmerate just experienced upon the creature itself. Hah.
I lower my arm in-game, staring with a somewhat dumbfounded expression. My actual form cradles my left arm against my body, completely and utterly startled beyond belief, the searing pain finally beginning to fade from my palm. What… just happened? This thing is only supposed to exude bits of Indigo Flame, occasionally. Now I can see Erelye's reasoning, though I seriously doubt this is the thing's full power.
Mind Symbol || Superconcentrated Mind Crystal = Charged Mind Symbol (2/6)
Ebony Wand && Essence of the Twins && Revolver = Spellslinger (2/5)
Just as you are mentally recovering from that, a portal appears. It is thin, very thin. In fact, it is too thin to determine what is on the other side of it, but its presence is noticeable due to the white edges. A white, stick-like hand reaches out slightly in a process that takes a second, and proceeds to issue you a rather rude gesture once that is done. It hangs for a second before it retreats into the portal and vanishes completely, a process that takes another second. It's all done to the sound of inexplicable cartoon noises.
You have absolutely no idea what that was all about.
Doggy's Battery: 16/20 ==================== (+1 from Twin, +1 from Tazz)
???: 4/30 ============================== (+1 from Tazz)
+2 to Twin
Things went from bad to worse as the Colegmerate reformed with nearly full health. Though, it appeared that several others were using attacks that managed to pierce through the skull and harm the brain directly. Bomber found that to be a wise choice, as taking the time to destroy the skull and the other parts again would simply take too long and give the Colegmerate time to charge up its dangerous special abilities again.
Bomber began channeling his energy and amplifies it using the Empowered Gargoyle Staff, which began to glow the same shade of dark red as his speech. The energy around it made an odd bubbling noise as the spell charged up. Slowly, the runes on the staff began to emit molten orange light. The lights intensified, and the staff began shaking with the power it contained. If some strained their ears enough, they swore they could hear the impish effigy that held the statue's orb snickering. Bomber aimed the staff at the Colegmerate's brain.
Suddenly, the staff launched its projectile, the force of its release causing a minor recoil. The bubbling, deep-red projectile soared through the air. Like a raindrop, it splashed against the top of the skull, quickly seeping through its surface and into the brain beneath it. For a brief period, it would seem nothing had come of the spell.
Yet something did. Vessels in the area the gurgling projectile had hit began to swell with blood. They became engorged, growing to a painfully large size. Suddenly, they ruptured, spilling blood within the brain. The process was terribly painful, causing a fair amount of stress on the Colegmerate as some of the blood vessels in its brain burst open. More notably, the bleeding would continue. The Colegmerate is (hopefully) suffering from Minor Bleeding! If continued attacks like this one increase the Bleed stack, it can become Severe Bleeding, and if the trauma continues further it will become Hemorrhaging.
(The Bleed Meter can be represented like so: Minor Bleeding: |||||. It will upgrade to Severe Bleeding at 3 and Hemorrhaging at 5. Of course, this is only a base concept, so implement/balance it to your liking.)
Bomber starts a new Alchemy!
Twin-Linked Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 1" = Da Shooty Bolter (1/?)
Using the written knowledge in the first book of Irongutta's hit series (at least, within the Ork community) the Alchemiter is able to give the Twin-Linked Bolter "More Dakka".
It fails to penetrate the skull! 10,000 damage to the Skull!
Twin-Linked Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 1" = Da Shooty Bolter (Level 3: 1/4)
Respawning Health Pack (RHP): 6/10 (+1 from Tazz,Nimble)
Summoning Room: 6/5 (+1 from Tazz) DONE
After finishing the summoning room, Rashki starts cursing both Godmodders with a Shia Labeouf mental spirit, constantly scream things like: 'JUST DO IT, Red Blue Green(~x15), and Joe Moss was Shia Labeouf before Shia Labeouf was Joe Moss.'
Shia Labeouf 2/15 (+1 from Tazz)
Pocket Watch || (Wormhole && Door) = Inter dimensional pocket watch 2/? (A pocket watch that can trap one entity at a time inside of it's pocket dimension) (+1 from Tazz)
Bomber continues his assault against the Colegmerate's Brain, preparing a second harmful mental spell. Spells tended to have different sources and methods of use across dimensions, whether it be through bloodline, gifts from a higher being, or tapping into an unseen resource that is around at all times. Some even believed it was ultimately all the same thing, interpreted and accessed in different ways. The Warp was one such force, and Bomber believed he would be able to tap into it from here. It could be extremely dangerous to those who are considered untrained in its use, as its energies could tear the user apart before they even knew what happened. Or, they could unintentionally unleash daemons upon them and their allies, leading to a horrific slaughter.
Bomber was confident in his abilities, as he has used The Warp for some of his spells numerous times without any severe problems (save for perhaps some kind of Noodle Incident). Spells in the universe of the 41st Millennium are referred to as Psychic Powers, and could only be properly used by those born with a sufficient capability of accessing The Warp.
Basic powers required little preparation or focus for skilled users. Bomber would be using a power that would harm the Colegmerate's Brain directly. This power, known as Mind Fire, causes an acute pain in the mind of those targeted. This tended to cause deterioration in mental health and physically cripple the recipient long enough for them to be shot or chopped up.
Bomber concentrated on the Colegmerate's Brain, calling upon The Warp to allow him to cast this spell. Bomber's eyes briefly flickered purple as energies gathered. He then mentally felt the attack launch, though very few (if anyone) would notice that anything happened.
The Colegmerate would suddenly feel agony, as psychic energies tormented its brain. It felt its conscious being torn, like a knife through cloth. Its mental state deteriorated as it was continuously wracked by wave after wave of painful sensations. The feeling slowly ebbed, but the Colegmerate's mind was left gravely wounded by the traumatizing mental attack.
Twin-Linked Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 1" = Da Shooty Bolter (2/?)
11,000 damage to the Brain!
Ladies and gentlemen, Bomber57 has dealt out Lethal to the Colegmerate!
Tazz, you forgot to give me the description of the Rorschach, and you forgot to say how long the Antique Timeclock would take.
The Scribe takes on an unpleasant expression. "That trick with the ocelots certainly proved fatal to some of the Creepers, but it didn't stop that massive abomination from reforming... This godmodder's tricks are foreign to me. I've heard of Terrors alright, but these Hybrids or what-have-you were only thoughts and stray experiments when I was investigating them... I'm at somewhat of a loss here." The Scribe draws a set of wands from his coat, a set of jet-black wands with rings of white metal fastened around them. They drip with power.
"These are of my own model and make. I based them off of a nifty thing called a Calligraphic Designix, only one of many Designix types that were produced back in ancient times. It holds the repository of all words and language, and using these, I can harness ink to make objects appear from thin air. I call them, for lack of a better term, the Scribe's Wands. Now, if we want to destroy this Colegmerate, we're going to have to fight fire with fire - not literally, of course. That would be more like fighting fire with chainmail."
The Scribe takes the Scribe's Wands, which glow with darkness. He holds them and moves his arms through the air, ink trailing wherever the wands move. Using the three-dimensional canvas of the battlefield, the Scribe creates an object made entirely of ink, every contour, line, and detail visible in varying layers of black. It appears to be a small avatar-like figure. The Scribe taps the wands' tips together, and the being he made explodes into being, turning from a silhouette into an actual avatar with only a faint dark aura around it.
The avatar has pure white skin, grey hair, and a grey outfit. Its eyes are the color of an explosion. The thing looks up at the behemoth of the Colegmerate and flashsteps below it, groaning intensely. It struggles and grows, boils forming all across its back, growing to a massive size and pulsing with red, orange, and gold colors. The eyes of the thing spew flame, its arms and legs grow, veining and turning a grey that's the color of thunderheads. There's a surge of blue lightning, and a massive explosion occurs. The Scribe deploys an additional set of glasses and stomps his foot on the ground, a purple circle forming over him. When the shockwaves blast towards him, they bounce off of a large purple cylinder encasing the Scribe. He adjusts his glasses. "Now, I just hope the illusion holds..."
When the smoke clears, something... else has taken the avatar's place. There is a massive blob of grey powder with various mouths and eyes all over its surface. Massive boils and spikes protrude from the blob's surface, throbbing with warm energy. The powder the thing's made of is constantly getting loose and trailing across the battlefield, lighting into sparks and making miniature explosions. It trudges over to the Colegmerate, roaring and slamming into it. The Colegmerate roars in response, but the gunpowder monstrosity senses an opportunity, and it loses shape, many arcs of gunpowder surging into every orifice on the Colegmerate's body. The gunpowder, when ingested, produces a volatile reaction.
The explosion is in the shape of a lime green mushroom cloud that can be seen a few kilometers away.
The Rorscarch: A pen with razor-sharp edges on its quill, allowing it to be used as a sword as well. The pen is mightier, they say; and now you know why.
The Colegmerate goes incredibly still-then again, it just lost the source of literally all of its mental functions. It does not immediately seem to die, however, as would be indicated by turning red and falling 90 degrees downwards to the right. It starts to speak what will undoubtably be the last words it will ever say.
Colegmerate: …you’re…
Colegmerate: …all…
Colegmerate: …just…
Colegmerate: …jokes…
He proceeds to start swelling and bulging in all the wrong ways. Everyone takes cover, nulling all actions in the EoTB this round! Well, more accurately, you all make cover because the whole place is a crater! UserZero’s grin could not be wider, and Richard looks worried! You see flashes of light from within-dear lord, this might be the real suicide special! EVERYONE BRACE YOURSELV-
…The Colegmerate proceeds to turn red and tilt ninety degrees sideways like a dead mob in minecraft should before the bulging amounts to anything. No explosion or anything.
Jeez that’s an Anticlimax for you, isn’t it?
Bomber57, the closest entity to the Colegmerate after his last attack, reaches up and grabs the only thing left of the Colegmerate; his mop as a Janitor. What else, really? Some disgusting part of its anatomy? They’re not robots or anything.
Bomber57 proceeds to do the Zelda thing, sans music, and present to everyone present the POWER CLEANER! Named after the unused special of the Colegmerate’s that he never got to use, this simple wooden mop cackles with electricity. Upon activation, the mop will turn into the epicenter of a truly massive electrical orb that can then be directed at a singular Entity for extreme damage! (Fun fact: The superpowered version the Colegmerate could use would have hit five targets.) It has a cooldown of four turns.
UserZero frowns and clutches her chest as she takes 2 damage from losing her first Terror! The massive absence of a Terror causes all the Entities to bull-rush forwards, claming 55 blocks to going to Yggdrasil before Uzi can stop them! Of course, as said, everyone was too concerned about cover this round to actually do anything…Except UserZero, who’s Blast Protection is too high to worry about one tiny explosion! She proceeds to summon a wave of Pretzel Elementals, a Pet Rock, and an Animate blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade!
Terrain: Crater (no effect)
Weather: Clear (no effect)
[N] EXOS: 43,000/60,000 HP. Barrier: 10,000/10,000 HP. Endergy: 4/20. Double-Action (acts twice in the EoTB). Currently gets 1 Endergy per EoTB. Airborn.
[N] Twisty Puzzles Military Base: 66,000/66,000 HP, low basic attack. Attack Cubes: 1/1 x 1000 HP. Defense Cubes: 1/1 x 2000 HP. Repair Cubes: 0.
[N] Sentient Conway's Game of Life Structure [N]: Gosper's Array 17,000/17,000 HP. Conway's Wall 12,000/12,000 HP. Yorke-Smith's Garden 21,000/21,000 HP. Structures must be killed in order.
[AZ] Balloon Whelp: 947,250/1,000,000 HP. Inflation = 12.5%. At 200% or 0% Inflation it dies instantly. Gains attack at higher inflation, gains evasiveness at lower Inflation. (current evasion = 20%) Airborn at 150% Inflation. Helium Breath: [||]
[AZ] Coveknight: 71,250/75,000 HP. Rotates into different passives each round. Color Aura = Purple. Beholder's Eye [|||]. Protected against the first attack against it every turn.
[AZ] Dome's Forces: 1,000 x 5; (5 more come every turn; 3 w/o Dome's Scythe); Dome's Scythe 8,000/40,000 HP (can Influence to reduce attack by 50%); Dark Pulse [|||]. Dome's Scythe is Airborn.
[AZ] Flaming Flying Car: 53,000/75,000 HP. Airborn (duh). Sacrifices HP to attack; can create blinding smoke to blind entities w/o losing HP.
[AZ] Mole Machine: 41,750/65,000 HP. Summons 2 Grim Patrons plus one for every Grim Patron alive. Grim Patrons: 15,000/15,000 x12 HP.
every self-respecting video game needs a very easy minigame of simon says: 14/25 14/25
"Yes, antagonize the only person who's actively trying not to get involved. That totally won't get you another enemy you could easily have made an ally. Seriously, how did you not figure this out?"
And by the time anyone can act, you all realize this is a cardboard stand-up. I'm not even here, you've been hallucinating everything, including that you have knowledge of the characters of KI:U before it released (I should have you arrested for time travelling without a permit and documentation added ahead of time). Of course, a note is attached behind the stand-up.
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i toss Garfield at everyone's food
Factory: Piebot production continues.
Topaz Frying Pan && Meowmere = Topaz Cat 1/7
2+ AZ's.
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Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
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... Anticlimactic.
Indeed. I believe we'll need s()me... help.
On it.
The L()rd finishes the Dark Reach, and tests it out by punches/eats/shoots the Pretzel Elementals with it.
Meanwhile, Maniac begins summoning some of The L()rd's Mob Leaders. These are leaders of the mobs The L()rd controls, along with (to a lesser extent) Maniac.
Zombenstein: 1/50
Boney: 1/50
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
25/25 Terrible Tastes
42/50 The Myth, The Legend, The Misspelling +2 from FBSN, +4 from Erelye
+2 Crystal
(Post logo && Post Box) && Sniper Rifle 3/4
Gnu News Gun && Infinite Gnu Supply 2/5
Golem: Don't think I don't see that rock. As a golem, I am inherently predisposed to notice rocks. Alternatively I'm just trolling and this is just because we transcend the Fifth Wall.
Anyways, back to the quiz. Wait, my charge finished. Nevermind.
I then open up the Update Terminal, having momentarily wrested control from the horse. Actually, didn't we determine that unicorns are totally ponies? How big is Tazz anyways? Is there any actual proof that we're trying to tie him to *those* ponies? I mean we could just be saying he's a bit small. In fact Keldeo is shown to be roughly... 4 feet 7 inches, or about 1.4 meters. This is apparently about the height of an adult horse, albeit a bit on the short side. However, horses are measured up to the neck, and Keldeo is presumably a bit shorter than that when you discount the head and neck. A pony is apparently any horse under 148 centimeters, so I guess Keldeo does count as a pony. At least, according to current standards. SCIENCE: IT WORKS, AT THE COST OF GETTING RAGED AT BY THE GM! I then tank the GM-Powered Lightning™, since I'm made of stone what's lightning gonna do to me?
Bah, whatever. I'm getting off track. I casually stare at the update I've laid out before myself. Yup, totally good. Wait, what's that mass of red lines-
OH GOD IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!
[H] WRATH OF AUTOCORRECT: [APPROPRIATE HEALTH FOR A 25-POST HOSTILE MONSTER]
The WRATH OF AUTOCORRECT immediately descends upon the Battlefield. It appears to get stronger whenever Tazz misspells a word, as tallied by me. This increase will be roughly +1000 damage per typo, or a flat 10,000 for typoless turns. Rebalance as necessary, et cetera et cetera et cetera.
Dawn of a New Day, hopefully my posts can WORK this time.
So, Tazz, I need to ask you this a year in advance. I have an attack down the line where the gist is that my physical body fights UserZero's physical body in a duel, which leads to 1 hp lost on her part. Will this attack work?
Also, does the veil activate when UserZero's physical body is interacted with, even if the attack isn't trying to destroy her house or hack her server? Because my attack could have easily been my chair instead of UserZero's, and nothing else would change.
3/5 Song Combo Attack. The other hint is that the game also starts with D.
23/50 Elizabeth
+2 Generic
I start this attack off, AGAIN, by informing Conquest he was removed from the 4 Horsemen because the general public are morons and cannot understand the verses. I apologize for the unfortunate incident, and as a way to make amends, offer free dental!
As everyone not from the future looks at me in shock as I offer Conquest such a lousy bribe, I chuckle:
"Hey, it worked on Death in the future, why not another Horseman now?"
Also, anyone who attacks Conquest if this bribe works, has their attack mystically and automatically redirected to a PZ entity.
I then take a look at UserZero, and think to myself, "Time for a crossover! They should be here in about 3...2...1!"
A pair of people fall out of a portal onto a CX-Drone.
One, in gold armor, takes a look at the other, in obsidian armor.
"You know, I almost lost all of my HP from the lightning attacks. You'd think they'd focus their attacks more."
The guy with obsidian armor looks around. The place he's in looks somewhat like Minecraft, if it had been updated and modded heavily. Despite this, his computer was running normally, even though it normally chugged on the Infinite War server. He couldn't recognize the block he was standing on, nor the biome. It looked like a massive crater...did the server have a TNT mod installed?
Then he realized something: the blocks were round. THE BLOCKS WERE ROUND!
"WHERE THE HECK ARE WE?"
The other guy laughed a familiar laugh. "Thank you, Buildguy, but our existence is in another server."
Meanwhile, UserZero is doing what she normally would when two random people find her server, only to be prevented by a wall of energy.
"Nope, stay there for this attack. Watch, and be entertained."
I fly up to the pair, and speak to Buildguy.
"I'm sorry about this, but it is time for you to go back to the beginning of it all."
The guy in golden armor takes the Obsidian Armor, and jumps through another portal.
Buildguy is tossed forward and backward in time to a certain Generic server on December 7th, 2012. He is forced to experience the entirety of the Destroy the Godmodder forum. He dies of Awesomeness Overload around the time that Engie and KaBling add in their author avatars as entities. It was glorious.
The CX Drone Buildguy was standing upon was taken along for the ride, as well. 5 years after the battle ended, he would finally arrive back at the server, to find it still rebuilding.
Total Casualties: 1 Buildguy, 1 CX Drone (Not dead, but not arriving back at the battle)
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=Turn One=
(3 / 40) A Deck Of Cards (+1 from Pricey)
Armistyx && Hallowed Bar = Old Valkryie (lvl 5, 5/6)
+1 to K4yne
+1 to Pricey
=Action=
It's time for LITERALLY the dumbest attack ever, THE PRETZEL CHIP CHRONICLES.
I summon a bunch of Chip Elementals! They greet the Pretzel Elemental, but a dispute breaks out when they argue over who tastes better! So the two sides go to war. The Chipian Empire, a nation of strong noble crisps, and The Pretzel Commonwealth, a nation composed of pretzels that seem to appear at a never-ending rate!
The battles begin fierce; chips gunning down pretzels and pretzels cracking chips in half with their bare hands. The Pretzel Force is proven to be a mighty foe, and the Chips will need their strongest assets to preform a tactical strike on their leader, Rold. Enter team Frito.
First up is the commando, Lay. He's cool and daring, but not the smartest of the bunch. He also uses twin pistols because they're cool. Then there's the muscle, Dorit. While he's large, slow and clumsy, his power is undisputed. He's basically the Heavy Weapons Guy if the Heavy Weapons Guy was a chip, and not Russian. Then there's the brains of the operation, Sun. He also has great skills with a rifle and espionage.
The three chips are flown in via dropship above the Pretzel's base of operations, the Pretzelmaker. Pretzels are not only cloned here via advanced technology, but trained in the arts of war. And team Pretzel needs to shut it down. Landing on the outskirts of the factory, Sun sets up a quick plan; he'll find some high ground, and provide recon while the others sneak in and try to find a safe entrance.
Lay and Dorit sneak around, and find a manhole lid, leading straight into the sewers. They go to pry it open, when Sun gives a quick message out via radio; someone's coming! They quickly fling open the manhole lid, and jump into the sewers. As the unaware Pretzel walks in to examine the scene, he's taken out via a single shot to the knot, fragmenting him. Dorit then picks up the body and hides it. By eating it. They then cover up the manhole and wait for Sun to arrive.
After a couple on minutes, the team's reunited and ready to traverse into the sewers. It's not long before they encounter a maintenance ladder leading straight into the factory. Lay's the first one up, and once in, he looks around; the maintenance room is a rather large room; boilers and various pipes line the sides of the room, and there's plenty of crates holding vital supplies. He takes cover behind the boxes while waiting for the others to show up.
As Dorit finishes his climb, a Pretzel Mechanic opens the door. He immediately panics at the sight of the triangular chip, and whips out a pistol. He starts asking questions like "who are you", and "where's the rest of your squad?" Dorit doesn't understand, and simply stands there dumbfounded. Lay then sneaks out from behind the boxes and tackles the janitor to the floor. However, in a panic, the Janitor fires a shot, which fails to hit anyone! However, the shot was heard throughout the building! Lay, knowing that stealth is no longer an option, shoots the janitor right in the knot, killing him. Sun rushes up the ladder, and prepares to join the two other chips; it's do or die now.
Dorit barges into the main hall, minigun spun up. He mows down two panicked guards, and once they're down, takes cover behind a pillar. Sun and Lay run up the central stairwell, and prepare to get to the office of Rold. However, more guards are going to barge in through the main doors any second now. Dorit dramatically yells "Go on! I'll hold them off!"
The two accept the cliché and head up the stairs as mini-gun fire lights up the hall below. Ascending another staircase, the two find guards positioned at the door leading to Rold's office. Sun picks them off, and takes a defensive position before telling Lay to confront Rold by himself. He nods, and walks straight into the office. Rold's office is a rather small room, furnished with but a simple desk and office chair. However, a large window adorns the wall opposite the door, revealing the Pretzel assembly line behind it! And on the office chair is Rold, a Pretzel who has a beard somehow.
Lay takes a shot without even starting some form of dramatic conversation, and then realizes that Rold has a personal forcefield of sorts! The bullet deflects off of the forcefield and hits Lay's leg, forcing him to the ground. Rold then produces a shotgun out of hammerspace or something, and points it at Lay's head. There's a loud blast and Sun realizes he's the only one left standing. Sun then resorts to Plan B: blow this place sky high.
He heads to a secondary office to the right of Rold's. Dispatching the rather innocent pretzel there, he accesses the computers and hacks into the weapon commands system. He then targets the Pretzel Commonwealth's entire arsenal of missiles and rockets straight on the mansion AND key fortified locations on the battlefield. And then the guards barge into the office, determined to cancel the attack! Sun knotshots three pretzels before there's simply too many to handle. Sun then jumps out of the window just as the first rocket descends upon the Pretzelmaker.
There's a huge explosion as the entire factory is wiped out, and there's afterbooms in the form of other Pretzels being wiped off the face of the earth from the other salvo of missiles he shot. The Chipian Empire mourns the loss of their heroes. They fought bravely for their land, and deserve a proper funeral. After a nearly two day long funeral procession, the Chipian Empire soon departs from the battlefield; this war is simply too much to bare.
And this concludes literally the dumbest attack ever. I have no regrets.
TL;DR: There's chips and pretzels, and they go to war. Pretzels blow up and the Chip Empire leaves.
Project M04-ᴄʏʀɪʟʟɪᴄ ᴄᴀᴘɪᴛᴀʟ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴇʀ (10/10) (+1 from Irecreeper)
Project M05-NetHack.exe (6/40)
+2 to TwinBuilder
I install a modified version of SCP-1056, "Resize-It!", onto the Alchemiter. It will allow anyone to resize their item in a similar manner to the Enlarger from DTG2.
Action
I realize the Mole Machine is essentially an exponential Grim Patron generator. To counter this and prevent a fork bomb situation from occurring, I open the Weaponsmith's Briefcase and pull out a sniper rifle. I proceed to 420 quickscope the Mole Machine.
I take a warhammer, and quickly manage to duplicate enough to make 40,000 of them. Then I duplicate some more so I get 400,000! I sell these for money, and then use that money to fire the Heavy's minigun nonstop at the Congolomerate!
"It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon... for 12 seconds." 400,000 times the price of a warhammer... I'm not sure how long I'd be able to fire the thing.
aa eats several Pretzel Elementals, seeing as they are just pretzels. She then realizes that they are extremely salty! Ugh! She barfs out the Pretzel Elementals in a disgusting fashion onto the nearest entity, who happens to be UserZero. UserZero recoils from the barf and tries to back away, but accidentally trips over the Pet Rock and crushes it.
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Doggy's Battery: 17/20 ====================
???: 5/30 ==============================
+2 Erelye
Bomber continues his assault against the Colegmerate's Brain, preparing a second harmful mental spell. Spells tended to have different sources and methods of use across dimensions, whether it be through bloodline, gifts from a higher being, or tapping into an unseen resource that is around at all times. Some even believed it was ultimately all the same thing, interpreted and accessed in different ways. The Warp was one such force, and Bomber believed he would be able to tap into it from here. It could be extremely dangerous to those who are considered untrained in its use, as its energies could tear the user apart before they even knew what happened. Or, they could unintentionally unleash daemons upon them and their allies, leading to a horrific slaughter.
Bomber was confident in his abilities, as he has used The Warp for some of his spells numerous times without any severe problems (save for perhaps some kind of Noodle Incident). Spells in the universe of the 41st Millennium are referred to as Psychic Powers, and could only be properly used by those born with a sufficient capability of accessing The Warp.
Basic powers required little preparation or focus for skilled users. Bomber would be using a power that would harm the Colegmerate's Brain directly. This power, known as Mind Fire, causes an acute pain in the mind of those targeted. This tended to cause deterioration in mental health and physically cripple the recipient long enough for them to be shot or chopped up.
Bomber concentrated on the Colegmerate's Brain, calling upon The Warp to allow him to cast this spell. Bomber's eyes briefly flickered purple as energies gathered. He then mentally felt the attack launch, though very few (if anyone) would notice that anything happened.
The Colegmerate would suddenly feel agony, as psychic energies tormented its brain. It felt its conscious being torn, like a knife through cloth. Its mental state deteriorated as it was continuously wracked by wave after wave of painful sensations. The feeling slowly ebbed, but the Colegmerate's mind was left gravely wounded by the traumatizing mental attack.
Twin-Linked Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 1" = Da Shooty Bolter (2/?)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
The Clockworks: 17/20 ==================== (+1 from Pricey and Bomber)
The Outlaws: 4/30 ============================== (+1 from MZ and Bomber) [DATA ENCRYPTED]
Clock && Picture of Timetables = Antique Timeclock (3/?)
Meowmere || Hammer = Meownir (1/?)
+2 to Bomber.
Tazz, you forgot to give me the description of the Rorschach, and you forgot to say how long the Antique Timeclock would take.
The Scribe takes on an unpleasant expression. "That trick with the ocelots certainly proved fatal to some of the Creepers, but it didn't stop that massive abomination from reforming... This godmodder's tricks are foreign to me. I've heard of Terrors alright, but these Hybrids or what-have-you were only thoughts and stray experiments when I was investigating them... I'm at somewhat of a loss here." The Scribe draws a set of wands from his coat, a set of jet-black wands with rings of white metal fastened around them. They drip with power.
"These are of my own model and make. I based them off of a nifty thing called a Calligraphic Designix, only one of many Designix types that were produced back in ancient times. It holds the repository of all words and language, and using these, I can harness ink to make objects appear from thin air. I call them, for lack of a better term, the Scribe's Wands. Now, if we want to destroy this Colegmerate, we're going to have to fight fire with fire - not literally, of course. That would be more like fighting fire with chainmail."
The Scribe takes the Scribe's Wands, which glow with darkness. He holds them and moves his arms through the air, ink trailing wherever the wands move. Using the three-dimensional canvas of the battlefield, the Scribe creates an object made entirely of ink, every contour, line, and detail visible in varying layers of black. It appears to be a small avatar-like figure. The Scribe taps the wands' tips together, and the being he made explodes into being, turning from a silhouette into an actual avatar with only a faint dark aura around it.
The avatar has pure white skin, grey hair, and a grey outfit. Its eyes are the color of an explosion. The thing looks up at the behemoth of the Colegmerate and flashsteps below it, groaning intensely. It struggles and grows, boils forming all across its back, growing to a massive size and pulsing with red, orange, and gold colors. The eyes of the thing spew flame, its arms and legs grow, veining and turning a grey that's the color of thunderheads. There's a surge of blue lightning, and a massive explosion occurs. The Scribe deploys an additional set of glasses and stomps his foot on the ground, a purple circle forming over him. When the shockwaves blast towards him, they bounce off of a large purple cylinder encasing the Scribe. He adjusts his glasses. "Now, I just hope the illusion holds..."
When the smoke clears, something... else has taken the avatar's place. There is a massive blob of grey powder with various mouths and eyes all over its surface. Massive boils and spikes protrude from the blob's surface, throbbing with warm energy. The powder the thing's made of is constantly getting loose and trailing across the battlefield, lighting into sparks and making miniature explosions. It trudges over to the Colegmerate, roaring and slamming into it. The Colegmerate roars in response, but the gunpowder monstrosity senses an opportunity, and it loses shape, many arcs of gunpowder surging into every orifice on the Colegmerate's body. The gunpowder, when ingested, produces a volatile reaction.
The explosion is in the shape of a lime green mushroom cloud that can be seen a few kilometers away.
Strong Walls 2/20
Shrine 2/5
Super Laser && Innocent Dwarf = Unfortunate Accident 1/?
I hurt the cologemator... with pain
Fortress:
Fortress Evil = 0%
Soldiers 1/3
Structures:
Base
Alchemies:
Holy Flame: Level 3
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
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The creepers are completely gone! The Colegmerate devoured them!
1,000 damage to the Terror Zombie, the Colegmerate's Maw, and the Repair Cubes, instantly killing the last group, somehow!
The Tower: A white-colored triangular prism, about as large as the standard Minecraftian is tall (re: six feet), hovering a short ways off of a handle. It has dozens of cracks where multicolored light spews out. It can somehow send out large pillars similar to the main 'club' in design (though stronger), but they are prone to fading.
Flashy Fists: Gloves designed to look like actual fists for some reason. Every punch thrown with these sends out colorful (and painful) sparks of fire in the general direction. This also greatly improves punching speed, meaning thousands of colorful sparks can assail whatever gets right in front of you.
UserZero: then you really should have thought of that before coming here.
UserZero: more violence. consistently. now. and do not let up.
UserZero: alternatively: you. me in a viridi cosplay. a hot spring. two hours or so.
UserZero: it'll be fun either way!
UserZero: and you'll be dead either way!
UserZero: pick your poison!
That one 300 Line && Minecraft Essence && Spear = ERROR! INVALID ITEM! Please use physical items that can be alchemized with! (Easy fix: Just put the line on a sheet of paper you alchemize with.)
Memez && More Memez && MOAR MEMEZ = The Ultimate Meme Video (Level 1: 2/2)
The Ultimate Meme Video: Not actually a video at all. The Cake is a lie. What this IS is a microchip that contains all memetic information on the internet, and gradually adds more to itself over time as new memes are made. Contains literally every internet meme of all time, with absolutely no exceptions. Even the most vauge and dead memes are cataloged here. Looking closely, you can see text on its frontside: 'Modpack Memetic Chip v 1.0.'...Modpack?
4,000 damage to a CX-Drone!
Your entities will do as you say.
5,000 damage to the Skull!
(Post logo && Post Box) && Sniper Rifle = Express Delivery (Level 3: 1/4)
Gnu Gun && News = Gnuse Gun: (Level 2: 3/3)
Gnuse Gun: It's a gun that shoot's Gnu's that are covered with newspapers. Usually gnu-made newspapers at that.
15,000 damage to the Colegmerate's Brain!
UserZero has no comment whatsoever on your question.
4.5: Titans
-ARTICLE IN PROGRESS-
8,000 damgae to the Terror Zombie!
The Veil prevents attacks that are directed at, or otherwise involve, the IRL Godmodder in order to work. As UserZero's avatar(s) are clearly standing, you could only ever refer to UserZero's real self to make that attack work, so the veil kicked in and stopped you. It's usually used to prevent information about the Godmodder from ever being obtained, and thus prevents you from sending the Godmodder anthrax or mail bombs or stuff, but it also works against universal annihilation ordained by superpowerful multiversal forces and other, lesser forms of 'I know generally where you are so I'm just going to destroy the whole location rather than hunt you down because I will never find you.' I put this stuff into the DTG GameFAQ's guide that snippets are occasionally being read about, including the bit on Titans that will at some point grace Generic's response. Seriously, read that stuff. Top-to-bottom, preferrably. You will want to know this stuff.
10,000 damage to the Brain! Indeed I did.
7,000 damage to the Skull!
Gans 356 && Chlorine Container of Chlorine Manipulation Energies = Gans 35.5 (Level 3: 1/4)
2,600 damage to the Skull!
Richard apparently ignores you entirely, but he takes the Poisonous Mosquitotato out of your hands and into his inventory to shut you up on the matter.
+800 HP to the Kanto Starters!
Your dance is pleasing but unfortunately not very damaging.
Sword && Balloon && Coconut && Gun = Swoloocogun (Level 4: 1/5)
OK, Jondanger, I feel like I've been a bit ignorant on the matter, but I'm going to say it: GM fiat, you MUST say EXACTLY who you are giving those +2s to. There must be an intended recipient, by name. If you gave that +2 to Talist, OK, but you cannot give out 'free' +2s for anyone to take. That's against the rules, OK?
Torch Machine Gun && Redstone = Redstone Torch Machine Gun: (Level 3: 1/4)
5,000 damage to the Skull and Maw!
2,600 damage to the Colegmerate's Skull!
Zweihander && Grimore for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts = Sword of Beast Summoning (Level 4: 1/5)
Ah. Yes, you can, but as of right now any Alchemy that could do that would be at least Level 6, AKA beyond the Alchemiter's current level. And Godmodders have mindscapes that are notoriously hard to breach.
Trains?! Uzi...Actually hates Trains. A lot. This may be because Richard likes trains a lot. It appears that UserZero's hates are basically what Richard loves. That sounds suspiciously like some weird kind of obsession.
UserZero: IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU'D HATE ANYTHING HE'D GIVE A gorilla FOR!!!
UserZero proceeds to stomp the ground so hard in her nigh-unreasonable anger that the Train is completely derailed, hitting no-one.
You suddenly hear french-laced laughter as a Spy appears right behind your turrets! He proceeds to explode, instantly destroying them!
Let's put it this way: You have the potential to snowball. Rapidly. It would not be unrealistic for this to become 50K damage nukes per hit that you could easily sustain by the end of this game. Of course, you're not a threat to anything YET...But you almost certainly will be.
What Ender Storm? There never was anything like an Ender Storm! You didn't even bring up an Ender Storm by name. This End isn't even touched!
15,200 damage to the Terror Zombie!
The Holy Mantle kicks in! Coveknight protected!
UserZero proves there is never enough dakka. She pulls out her dual Uzis and DAKKKADAKKKADAKKKADAKKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKKADAKKKADAKKKADAKKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKKADAKKKADAKKKADAKKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKAS you!
My point from my previous response to you stands.
Ender Sword: It's a Sword made from an Ender Pearl. It allows for teleporting, but why anyone would make a sword out of fragile Ender Pearls is beyond me.
Uber Headquarters summoned! It will do as you say.
+3,000 HP to EXOS!
Generic already checked the guide this turn! Please don't make me write more sections than one per updop.
12,000 damage to the Skull!
Factory given shcematics for a Spiderbot! This will stack with the Piebot thing.
Module of Good Robot Creation: This is basically the AI's guide on how to make efficient, practical robots of any given design.
GM-Powered Lightning(tm) NEVER MISSES. You realize this the hard way as your action fries you, as I haven't aimed for UserZero at all!
The Colegmerate has no arm!
Gnu News Gun && Infinite Gnu Gun = Infinite Gnu News Gun (Level 4: 1/5)
A pony? Like, Lightning Dash? Lightning Dash Summoned! She promptly joins the PZ side because of Richard's extreme raving hate of ponies.
20,000 damage to the Brain!
9,000 damage to the Brain!
You fail! The charging power is way too much to handle and you give absolutely nothing to anyone!
The skull is alive, so 8,000 damage to the Skull!
Koopa Shell && Blank Amiibo = Bowser Amiibo (Level 1: 1/2)
To answer your question: No, you can't.
Uh, what?...I'm going to assume that's a Level 0 Alchemy because that was poorly worded.
Fenestrated Wall: Exactly what it says on the tin. It carries no special properties whatsoever.
4,000 damage to the Skull! Everyone stops you from teleporting the thing into the brain! That could cause a telefrag, which would almost certainly be a full field wipe! Considering the massive AZ advantage, that's bad.
Conquest summons himself for your 100% failure to give a darn for proper depiction of the four Horseman! Pestilence was never a member! The Four Horsemen are Conquest, War, Famine and Death, in that exact order! Conquest joins the Pro-Zero side!
He doesn't actually interfere with anything you just did, so 8,000 damage to the Brain!
+2,000 HP to EXOS!
You can post twice a turn, you know.
Topaz Frying Pan: A Frying pan that has the inexplicable ability to turn people into Topaz Statues if they're weak enough to be killed by it. Kind of odd.
3,600 damage to the Kanto Starters!
The Factory will summon Piebots!
You summon the Spellbook, but you cannot assign arbitrary minimum/maximum damage values! Creativity. It will be considered a Level 5 Alchemy, though.
Hoenn Starters summoned!
4,000 damage to the Skull! He gets a Minicrit!
Wand of the Empty Set: An almost completely clear wand with the symbol of an empty set, {} (Yes that's an alternative symbol for it) etched near the tip. Has the ability to fire off Oblivion magics, but they're diluted, and it lacks a finer control.
Primal Wand: A wand capable of manipulating the six aspects of Thaumtology (or whatever it's called): Air, Water, Earth, Fire, Order and Chaos!
9,000 damage to the Brain!
11,000 damage to the Terror Zombie! Pretty sure this is the end!
It will do as you say.
The Alchemiter is fairly arbitrary to begin with, Talist. Seriously, a poster and a piece of hardware has literally generated things a lot stronger than you'd expect from that machine. That, and as a Card, Doomhammer is an epic with one of the strongest abilities in the game attached to it (Windfury). What were you expecting out of that, discounting all canon power?
The Ekog Clock is named because it wakes up entities like an Alarm Clock would. There, mystery solved.-insert Twinbuilder Smiley here-
Judges Mallet && Holy Essence && Essence of Dissapointment = Light's Justice (Level 0: 1/1)
Light's Justice: You expected at least one level on this thing. You don't even get that. This weapon is a shame to all other hammers.
6,000 damage to the Skull!
You scar an eye! Unfortunately, this doesn't really help you break the skull or brain. The Colegmerate gets angry for depriving it of a functioning eye, and yanks you off with the Tentacle Maniac isn't ripping!
1,000 damage to a Tentacle!
Amber Devouring Gauntlet: A gauntlet that has a mouth on the palm. Anything touching it will get sucked into a portable storage, accessable at-will.
The Voidmetal within the brain stays put! It appears the Skull is blocking your attempts to reach it.
The Colegmerate reaches over and grabs ford, as the thing is literally a flying octopus.
Fourth Wall && Black Hole in a Jar = Ultracondensed Wall (Level 5: 1/6).
Please no. That would be a headache to work with. Just do it in a standard way, please.
You destory a CX-Drone with your hammer, but your attempts to recode them fall flat; they literally undo your harmful coding the instant you type it.
Data Tablet && Energy Crystal = Datacrystal (Level 1: 1/2)
2,000 damage to the Skull!
But what do you aim at?
It will do as you say.
4,000 damage to the Brain!
Just as you are mentally recovering from that, a portal appears. It is thin, very thin. In fact, it is too thin to determine what is on the other side of it, but its presence is noticeable due to the white edges. A white, stick-like hand reaches out slightly in a process that takes a second, and proceeds to issue you a rather rude gesture once that is done. It hangs for a second before it retreats into the portal and vanishes completely, a process that takes another second. It's all done to the sound of inexplicable cartoon noises.
You have absolutely no idea what that was all about.
15,000 damage to the Brain!
It fails to penetrate the skull! 10,000 damage to the Skull!
Twin-Linked Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 1" = Da Shooty Bolter (Level 3: 1/4)
+2,000 HP to the Terror Creeper!
The Colegmerate is so insulted by your mispelling it takes 5,000 damage to the Brain as well as the Skull!
Nerve Laser Gun Mk. 1: The 1st make of a Nerve Laser Gun. It's lasers cause significantly painful paralysis in whoever is shot by these.
Module || (energy field generators && particle beams generators) = Module of Extreme Metallurgy (Level 5: 1/6)
Module || (advanced multi tool && robotic hands) = Module of advanced machining (Level 4: 1/5)
Your action fails because of the image! No, seriously, that is technically a breach of forum rules so that's a no.
Both godmodders ignore it.
You cannot +1 Alchemies!
Wormhole && Door = Doortal;
Pocket Watch && Doortal = Interdimensional Pocket Watch (Level 4: 1/5)
Sword && Light Magic && Dark Magic && Tao symbol = Twilight's Edge (Level 7: 1/8) Sadly, impossible to create right now.
2,000 damage to the Maw!
11,000 damage to the Brain!
Ladies and gentlemen, Bomber57 has dealt out Lethal to the Colegmerate!
The Rorscarch: A pen with razor-sharp edges on its quill, allowing it to be used as a sword as well. The pen is mightier, they say; and now you know why.
Clock && Picture of Timetables = Antique Timeclock (Level 5: 3/6)
Meowmere || Hammer = Meownir (Level 5: 1/6)
The Colegmerate goes incredibly still-then again, it just lost the source of literally all of its mental functions. It does not immediately seem to die, however, as would be indicated by turning red and falling 90 degrees downwards to the right. It starts to speak what will undoubtably be the last words it will ever say.
Colegmerate: …you’re…
Colegmerate: …all…
Colegmerate: …just…
Colegmerate: …jokes…
He proceeds to start swelling and bulging in all the wrong ways. Everyone takes cover, nulling all actions in the EoTB this round! Well, more accurately, you all make cover because the whole place is a crater! UserZero’s grin could not be wider, and Richard looks worried! You see flashes of light from within-dear lord, this might be the real suicide special! EVERYONE BRACE YOURSELV-
…The Colegmerate proceeds to turn red and tilt ninety degrees sideways like a dead mob in minecraft should before the bulging amounts to anything. No explosion or anything.
Jeez that’s an Anticlimax for you, isn’t it?
Bomber57, the closest entity to the Colegmerate after his last attack, reaches up and grabs the only thing left of the Colegmerate; his mop as a Janitor. What else, really? Some disgusting part of its anatomy? They’re not robots or anything.
Bomber57 proceeds to do the Zelda thing, sans music, and present to everyone present the POWER CLEANER! Named after the unused special of the Colegmerate’s that he never got to use, this simple wooden mop cackles with electricity. Upon activation, the mop will turn into the epicenter of a truly massive electrical orb that can then be directed at a singular Entity for extreme damage! (Fun fact: The superpowered version the Colegmerate could use would have hit five targets.) It has a cooldown of four turns.
UserZero frowns and clutches her chest as she takes 2 damage from losing her first Terror! The massive absence of a Terror causes all the Entities to bull-rush forwards, claming 55 blocks to going to Yggdrasil before Uzi can stop them! Of course, as said, everyone was too concerned about cover this round to actually do anything…Except UserZero, who’s Blast Protection is too high to worry about one tiny explosion! She proceeds to summon a wave of Pretzel Elementals, a Pet Rock, and an Animate blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade!
Terrain: Crater (no effect)
Weather: Clear (no effect)
[N] EXOS: 43,000/60,000 HP. Barrier: 10,000/10,000 HP. Endergy: 4/20. Double-Action (acts twice in the EoTB). Currently gets 1 Endergy per EoTB. Airborn.
[N] Twisty Puzzles Military Base: 66,000/66,000 HP, low basic attack. Attack Cubes: 1/1 x 1000 HP. Defense Cubes: 1/1 x 2000 HP. Repair Cubes: 0.
[N] Sentient Conway's Game of Life Structure [N]: Gosper's Array 17,000/17,000 HP. Conway's Wall 12,000/12,000 HP. Yorke-Smith's Garden 21,000/21,000 HP. Structures must be killed in order.
[N] Fortress: 70,000/70,000 HP. Structures: Base. EVIL: 0%. Soldiers: 0. Soldier Cap: 0/3. Action: N/A
[N] Uber Headquarters: 30,000/30,000 HP. Defends an entity. Currently defending: EXOS.
[AZ] Mango Monster: 26,000/65,000 HP. Deals 1 damage but Heals other entities.
[AZ] Splat Charger Inkling: 13,250/35,000 HP. Bomb Rush [|||]. Splat Bomb: 3,000/3,000 HP.
[AZ] Balloon Whelp: 947,250/1,000,000 HP. Inflation = 12.5%. At 200% or 0% Inflation it dies instantly. Gains attack at higher inflation, gains evasiveness at lower Inflation. (current evasion = 20%) Airborn at 150% Inflation. Helium Breath: [||]
[AZ] Coveknight: 71,250/75,000 HP. Rotates into different passives each round. Color Aura = Purple. Beholder's Eye [|||]. Protected against the first attack against it every turn.
[AZ] Dome's Forces: 1,000 x 5; (5 more come every turn; 3 w/o Dome's Scythe); Dome's Scythe 8,000/40,000 HP (can Influence to reduce attack by 50%); Dark Pulse [|||]. Dome's Scythe is Airborn.
[AZ] Flaming Flying Car: 53,000/75,000 HP. Airborn (duh). Sacrifices HP to attack; can create blinding smoke to blind entities w/o losing HP.
[AZ] Mole Machine: 41,750/65,000 HP. Summons 2 Grim Patrons plus one for every Grim Patron alive. Grim Patrons: 15,000/15,000 x12 HP.
[AZ] Shadow Fighter: 40,000/40,000 HP. Airborn. Gains damage over time. 15% Skill/7.5% Damage Up.
[AZ] n00b King: 30,000/30,000 HP.
[AZ] Octothrope: 100,000/100,000 HP. Corruption: 0/15. Ink Rally: [|||] White Out: [|||||] Rune of Odal: Intact.
[AZ] Sketched Deathknight: 115,000/115,000 HP. Dark Rush: [||] Action:
[AZ] Shadow of Limbo: 110,000/110,000 HP. Shatter: [||] Corruption Rain: [||] Dimensional Pocket [|||]
[AZ] Zappy: 45,001/45,001 HP. Laser Charge: 1. Thunderstorm Charge: 1.
[AZ] Factory: 55,000/55,000 HP. Piebot construction: [||] Piebots: 2/2 hp x 20,000.
[AZ] Terror Creeper: 30,750/85,000 HP. Can send Minicreepers to stun others; Explodes when at low life. Do Not Go Gentle: [||]
[PZ] Kanto Starters: 38,900/100,000 HP. Permanent Minicrits!
[PZ] Angel: 14,500/35,000 HP. Airborn.
[PZ] CX-Drones: 10,000/10,000 HP x7; 7,600/10,000 HP x1. Noncombat. Changes Creepers into Mutant Creepers (or kills them).
[PZ] Rainbow Dash: 80,000/80,000 HP. Evasive.
[PZ] Conquest: 140,000/140,000 HP. The Destroyer [||||]
[PZ] Hoenn Starters: 90,000/90,000 HP. Gets stronger over time.
[PZ] Pretzel Elementals: 500/500 HP x 250 HP.
[PZ] Pet Rock: 1/1 HP. Nigh-impossible to notice.
[PZ] Animated Blob of Lemon-Lime Gatorade: 100,000/100,000 HP. After While [|||]
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 45/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 142/150 HP.
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4690.
7/20 7/20
pig head on pike && lava bucket= magma pig spear 3/5
I take out my S.D.M.G and blind fire chlorophyte bullets at rainbow dash. Dodge that with your evasiveness.
every self-respecting video game needs a very easy minigame of simon says: 14/25 14/25
"Yes, antagonize the only person who's actively trying not to get involved. That totally won't get you another enemy you could easily have made an ally. Seriously, how did you not figure this out?"
And by the time anyone can act, you all realize this is a cardboard stand-up. I'm not even here, you've been hallucinating everything, including that you have knowledge of the characters of KI:U before it released (I should have you arrested for time travelling without a permit and documentation added ahead of time). Of course, a note is attached behind the stand-up.
"FOLLOW AND FIND YOURSELF HUNTED BY THE REAPER."
13/25 (Mobile Base)
13/25 (Project "Revelation")
Artificial Chaos Emerald && Techno Magic Sword = Chaos Control (Level 5: 4/6)
Data Tablet && Energy Crystal = Datacrystal (Level 1: 2/2)
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Factory: Piebot production continues.
Topaz Frying Pan && Meowmere = Topaz Cat 1/7
2+ AZ's.
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
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My post wasn't counted. Not that it matters; the thing is dead. Just include it anyway for charges and such.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Summoning Entity: 3/35
Counter: 3/50
I'll be making my great escape now!
Arg! I was sure I posted that last round.
Anyway...
Kanohi Hau Nuva: 11/25
Skarmory: 10/25
The Sitrus powder is ready, right?
Magic Gun && Tracer:2/?
I supercharge the Terror Creeper in preparation for its explosion by applying a high-voltage defibrillator.
DTG0 Inventory: Radiant Sights, Spellweaver, Thunderstruck, Kanohi Hau Nuva
Mask work: Coming Soon!
BIONICLE Antics
I launch my arm as an explosive towards the CX-Drones, piloting it so it hits them 1337 times every second! I'm a very good arm pilot.
The Nearly Incomplete Certainly Extremely Memey with Extra Meme Explosives (Or NICEMEME, for short) 5/20
All the Snakes. All of them. 1/50
Modpack Arm && Hopebringer parts = ??? 1/??
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
... Anticlimactic.
Indeed. I believe we'll need s()me... help.
On it.
The L()rd finishes the Dark Reach, and tests it out by punches/eats/shoots the Pretzel Elementals with it.
Meanwhile, Maniac begins summoning some of The L()rd's Mob Leaders. These are leaders of the mobs The L()rd controls, along with (to a lesser extent) Maniac.
Zombenstein: 1/50
Boney: 1/50
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
25/25 Terrible Tastes
42/50 The Myth, The Legend, The Misspelling +2 from FBSN, +4 from Erelye
+2 Crystal
(Post logo && Post Box) && Sniper Rifle 3/4
Gnu News Gun && Infinite Gnu Supply 2/5
Golem: Don't think I don't see that rock. As a golem, I am inherently predisposed to notice rocks. Alternatively I'm just trolling and this is just because we transcend the Fifth Wall.
Anyways, back to the quiz. Wait, my charge finished. Nevermind.
I then open up the Update Terminal, having momentarily wrested control from the horse. Actually, didn't we determine that unicorns are totally ponies? How big is Tazz anyways? Is there any actual proof that we're trying to tie him to *those* ponies? I mean we could just be saying he's a bit small. In fact Keldeo is shown to be roughly... 4 feet 7 inches, or about 1.4 meters. This is apparently about the height of an adult horse, albeit a bit on the short side. However, horses are measured up to the neck, and Keldeo is presumably a bit shorter than that when you discount the head and neck. A pony is apparently any horse under 148 centimeters, so I guess Keldeo does count as a pony. At least, according to current standards. SCIENCE: IT WORKS, AT THE COST OF GETTING RAGED AT BY THE GM! I then tank the GM-Powered Lightning™, since I'm made of stone what's lightning gonna do to me?
Bah, whatever. I'm getting off track. I casually stare at the update I've laid out before myself. Yup, totally good. Wait, what's that mass of red lines-
OH GOD IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!
[H] WRATH OF AUTOCORRECT: [APPROPRIATE HEALTH FOR A 25-POST HOSTILE MONSTER]
The WRATH OF AUTOCORRECT immediately descends upon the Battlefield. It appears to get stronger whenever Tazz misspells a word, as tallied by me. This increase will be roughly +1000 damage per typo, or a flat 10,000 for typoless turns. Rebalance as necessary, et cetera et cetera et cetera.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
14/25 (Mobile Base)
14/25 (Project "Revelation")
Artificial Chaos Emerald && Techno Magic Sword = Chaos Control (Level 5: 5/6)
Holocrom && Holocrom Decriptor =
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
I am cursed today for posts not to work.
Dawn of a New Day, hopefully my posts can WORK this time.
So, Tazz, I need to ask you this a year in advance. I have an attack down the line where the gist is that my physical body fights UserZero's physical body in a duel, which leads to 1 hp lost on her part. Will this attack work?
Also, does the veil activate when UserZero's physical body is interacted with, even if the attack isn't trying to destroy her house or hack her server? Because my attack could have easily been my chair instead of UserZero's, and nothing else would change.
3/5 Song Combo Attack. The other hint is that the game also starts with D.
23/50 Elizabeth
+2 Generic
I start this attack off, AGAIN, by informing Conquest he was removed from the 4 Horsemen because the general public are morons and cannot understand the verses. I apologize for the unfortunate incident, and as a way to make amends, offer free dental!
As everyone not from the future looks at me in shock as I offer Conquest such a lousy bribe, I chuckle:
"Hey, it worked on Death in the future, why not another Horseman now?"Also, anyone who attacks Conquest if this bribe works, has their attack mystically and automatically redirected to a PZ entity.
I then take a look at UserZero, and think to myself,
"Time for a crossover! They should be here in about 3...2...1!"A pair of people fall out of a portal onto a CX-Drone.
One, in gold armor, takes a look at the other, in obsidian armor.
"You know, I almost lost all of my HP from the lightning attacks. You'd think they'd focus their attacks more."
The guy with obsidian armor looks around. The place he's in looks somewhat like Minecraft, if it had been updated and modded heavily. Despite this, his computer was running normally, even though it normally chugged on the Infinite War server. He couldn't recognize the block he was standing on, nor the biome. It looked like a massive crater...did the server have a TNT mod installed?
Then he realized something: the blocks were round. THE BLOCKS WERE ROUND!
"WHERE THE HECK ARE WE?"
The other guy laughed a familiar laugh. "Thank you, Buildguy, but our existence is in another server."
Meanwhile, UserZero is doing what she normally would when two random people find her server, only to be prevented by a wall of energy.
"Nope, stay there for this attack. Watch, and be entertained."I fly up to the pair, and speak to Buildguy.
"I'm sorry about this, but it is time for you to go back to the beginning of it all."The guy in golden armor takes the Obsidian Armor, and jumps through another portal.
Buildguy is tossed forward and backward in time to a certain Generic server on December 7th, 2012. He is forced to experience the entirety of the Destroy the Godmodder forum. He dies of Awesomeness Overload around the time that Engie and KaBling add in their author avatars as entities. It was glorious.
The CX Drone Buildguy was standing upon was taken along for the ride, as well. 5 years after the battle ended, he would finally arrive back at the server, to find it still rebuilding.
Total Casualties: 1 Buildguy, 1 CX Drone (Not dead, but not arriving back at the battle)
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
=Turn One=
(3 / 40) A Deck Of Cards (+1 from Pricey)
Armistyx && Hallowed Bar = Old Valkryie (lvl 5, 5/6)
+1 to K4yne
+1 to Pricey
=Action=
It's time for LITERALLY the dumbest attack ever, THE PRETZEL CHIP CHRONICLES.
I summon a bunch of Chip Elementals! They greet the Pretzel Elemental, but a dispute breaks out when they argue over who tastes better! So the two sides go to war. The Chipian Empire, a nation of strong noble crisps, and The Pretzel Commonwealth, a nation composed of pretzels that seem to appear at a never-ending rate!
The battles begin fierce; chips gunning down pretzels and pretzels cracking chips in half with their bare hands. The Pretzel Force is proven to be a mighty foe, and the Chips will need their strongest assets to preform a tactical strike on their leader, Rold. Enter team Frito.
First up is the commando, Lay. He's cool and daring, but not the smartest of the bunch. He also uses twin pistols because they're cool. Then there's the muscle, Dorit. While he's large, slow and clumsy, his power is undisputed. He's basically the Heavy Weapons Guy if the Heavy Weapons Guy was a chip, and not Russian. Then there's the brains of the operation, Sun. He also has great skills with a rifle and espionage.
The three chips are flown in via dropship above the Pretzel's base of operations, the Pretzelmaker. Pretzels are not only cloned here via advanced technology, but trained in the arts of war. And team Pretzel needs to shut it down. Landing on the outskirts of the factory, Sun sets up a quick plan; he'll find some high ground, and provide recon while the others sneak in and try to find a safe entrance.
Lay and Dorit sneak around, and find a manhole lid, leading straight into the sewers. They go to pry it open, when Sun gives a quick message out via radio; someone's coming! They quickly fling open the manhole lid, and jump into the sewers. As the unaware Pretzel walks in to examine the scene, he's taken out via a single shot to the knot, fragmenting him. Dorit then picks up the body and hides it. By eating it. They then cover up the manhole and wait for Sun to arrive.
After a couple on minutes, the team's reunited and ready to traverse into the sewers. It's not long before they encounter a maintenance ladder leading straight into the factory. Lay's the first one up, and once in, he looks around; the maintenance room is a rather large room; boilers and various pipes line the sides of the room, and there's plenty of crates holding vital supplies. He takes cover behind the boxes while waiting for the others to show up.
As Dorit finishes his climb, a Pretzel Mechanic opens the door. He immediately panics at the sight of the triangular chip, and whips out a pistol. He starts asking questions like "who are you", and "where's the rest of your squad?" Dorit doesn't understand, and simply stands there dumbfounded. Lay then sneaks out from behind the boxes and tackles the janitor to the floor. However, in a panic, the Janitor fires a shot, which fails to hit anyone! However, the shot was heard throughout the building! Lay, knowing that stealth is no longer an option, shoots the janitor right in the knot, killing him. Sun rushes up the ladder, and prepares to join the two other chips; it's do or die now.
Dorit barges into the main hall, minigun spun up. He mows down two panicked guards, and once they're down, takes cover behind a pillar. Sun and Lay run up the central stairwell, and prepare to get to the office of Rold. However, more guards are going to barge in through the main doors any second now. Dorit dramatically yells "Go on! I'll hold them off!"
The two accept the cliché and head up the stairs as mini-gun fire lights up the hall below. Ascending another staircase, the two find guards positioned at the door leading to Rold's office. Sun picks them off, and takes a defensive position before telling Lay to confront Rold by himself. He nods, and walks straight into the office. Rold's office is a rather small room, furnished with but a simple desk and office chair. However, a large window adorns the wall opposite the door, revealing the Pretzel assembly line behind it! And on the office chair is Rold, a Pretzel who has a beard somehow.
Lay takes a shot without even starting some form of dramatic conversation, and then realizes that Rold has a personal forcefield of sorts! The bullet deflects off of the forcefield and hits Lay's leg, forcing him to the ground. Rold then produces a shotgun out of hammerspace or something, and points it at Lay's head. There's a loud blast and Sun realizes he's the only one left standing. Sun then resorts to Plan B: blow this place sky high.
He heads to a secondary office to the right of Rold's. Dispatching the rather innocent pretzel there, he accesses the computers and hacks into the weapon commands system. He then targets the Pretzel Commonwealth's entire arsenal of missiles and rockets straight on the mansion AND key fortified locations on the battlefield. And then the guards barge into the office, determined to cancel the attack! Sun knotshots three pretzels before there's simply too many to handle. Sun then jumps out of the window just as the first rocket descends upon the Pretzelmaker.
There's a huge explosion as the entire factory is wiped out, and there's afterbooms in the form of other Pretzels being wiped off the face of the earth from the other salvo of missiles he shot. The Chipian Empire mourns the loss of their heroes. They fought bravely for their land, and deserve a proper funeral. After a nearly two day long funeral procession, the Chipian Empire soon departs from the battlefield; this war is simply too much to bare.
And this concludes literally the dumbest attack ever. I have no regrets.
TL;DR: There's chips and pretzels, and they go to war. Pretzels blow up and the Chip Empire leaves.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Alchemies
SCP-409 && Black Rose[1] = Spy's Shatterer (1/?)
[1] Black Rose: From TF2, in Mystery and True Love style.
Gans 356 && Chlorine Container of Chlorine Manipulation Energies = Gans 35.5 (3/4)
Charges
Project M04-ᴄʏʀɪʟʟɪᴄ ᴄᴀᴘɪᴛᴀʟ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴇʀ (10/10) (+1 from Irecreeper)
Project M05-NetHack.exe (6/40)
+2 to TwinBuilder
I install a modified version of SCP-1056, "Resize-It!", onto the Alchemiter. It will allow anyone to resize their item in a similar manner to the Enlarger from DTG2.
Action
I realize the Mole Machine is essentially an exponential Grim Patron generator. To counter this and prevent a fork bomb situation from occurring, I open the Weaponsmith's Briefcase and pull out a sniper rifle. I proceed to 420 quickscope the Mole Machine.
Alright, fine. You can tell I was being sarcastic, no? If I was that frustrated, I wouldn't have said it with an image.
Or not. Poor communication kills, you know.
Combine Task Force: 8/15
Crappy Assault Rifle && Glass Frit == AK-48 [Lvl. 1]
I take a warhammer, and quickly manage to duplicate enough to make 40,000 of them. Then I duplicate some more so I get 400,000! I sell these for money, and then use that money to fire the Heavy's minigun nonstop at the Congolomerate!
"It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon... for 12 seconds." 400,000 times the price of a warhammer... I'm not sure how long I'd be able to fire the thing.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Duality: 18/25.
Redstone Torch Machine Gun: 2/4.
aa eats several Pretzel Elementals, seeing as they are just pretzels. She then realizes that they are extremely salty! Ugh! She barfs out the Pretzel Elementals in a disgusting fashion onto the nearest entity, who happens to be UserZero. UserZero recoils from the barf and tries to back away, but accidentally trips over the Pet Rock and crushes it.
Oh no