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Generic, if you noticed, they were not summoned. They are just being projected into the mind of the Colegmerate to scar him for the rest of his short life.

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Integration: 38/40 (+2 from Fseftr)

Gamma Phantom: 6/15

+2 to Fseftr

Seeing as, according to the damage he tends to deal compared to the health the Terror Zombie had before Walker chunked it down by what's probably around half it's remaining health, he grins and continues the assault, starting it off by crushing the Terror Zombie's foot underfoot. He then drives his hand into it's non-damaged leg, wraps his hand around the bone, and yanks hard, breaking away half of the leg bone and sending the Terror Zombie toppling to the floor. It moans and tries to crawl away from Walker, so he strolls casually up to it's non-damaged arm, pauses for a second, then kicks it hard, dislocating the arm from the shoulder, before driving his I Don't Even Know Yet through the resulting hole in the Terror Zombie's arm. This time, he successfully dis-arms the Terror Zombie. He hacks off some rotten flesh, picks up the Terror Zombie's fallen arm, then uses that arm to whack the Terror Zombie in the jaw, breaking the latter clean off. It gives a quiet groan, then Walker decides to impale it straight through the eye, into the brain. Just to screw with it even more, he pushes the I Don't Even Know Yet around slightly, causing the blade to slice up untold quantities of brain matter, before he pulls the sword out and diagonally slices open the Terror Zombie's jaw and face in the other direction. Now, it seems the Terror Zombie is... not really in the best condition to be guarding anything right at the moment... should entities stop guarding other entities once they reach a certain low life?

I've finished the EoTB from last turn. No update tonight, sadly.

Hopefully we can get back to a more normal schedule tomorrow, eh?

The Balloon Whelp keeps doing what it was doing. Or it attacks the Conglomerate.

Got +2 total.
Charges: 16/50 and 14/25
+1 to Mythic, +1 to Pricey


Alchemies:

Stone Mace && battery && Tesla coil = Charged Mace 2/5 And this is suddenly level 4? Eh? That might be a problem for me later.

And now, for me to reply @Tazz. Don't take this as an attack on the system of alchemy, because based on your response it's quite clear you see how the system works much differently than I do. I'm quite aware of all the lore behind the Doomhammer, Ashbringer, Frostmorn, etc. I just didn't care. I wasn't seeing each weapon as a Hearthstone card; I was seeing them as solely items because I like when things are objective like that. For me, all these weapons should be the same as each other independently of how powerful they are in their home environment. I'd prefer that they all have the same footing here and their power be solely from the effort put into them in this game, but it's totally fine if you disagree. I just worry that it will mean that the Doomhammer will be more powerful than something else that is also powerful, but from a more obscure media just because the GM doesn't recognize the later. For example, let's try this. I kinda want to actually make this anyway.

Metal box && light bulb && bar of soap && water bottle && black electrical wire && piano keys && water bottle && glove = Ekog Clock 1/??

And now, because you know what I'm trying to show, you could Google "Ekog Clock" and find what it's from, so I'll save you the trouble in this spoiler.

And if you decide that the Ekog Clock is above level 5, I do this instead to continue on my line of Hearthstone items:

Judge's Mallet && holy essence && essence of disappointment (it is the 2nd worst, non token weapon in the game after all) = Light's Justice 1/2 probably.

I cause a billowing pillar of fire under the Conglomerate (/mutant creepers if I'm supposed to attack those right now) that launches small rocks into the air at breakneck speeds. Or rather, breakbrain speeds.

It pains me t() say this, but I think we'll need s()me help.

The L()rd gets a purple Eye Of Ender and whispers something into it. Suddenly, a portal appears on the ground, slowly closing. Just before it closes completely, a figure jumps out. The figure is a completely black Minecraftian, with glowing red eyes. He looks somewhat familiar to the people from the future....

The figure kneels.

My L()rd, what is the matter? Is the plan not going smoothly?

I ran int() s()me tr()uble, Maniac, there is a war g()ing ()n, the inf() sh()ul be in y()ur head s()()n.

Maniac gets up. So, we're with Richard?

Yes. Help me attack that Creeper Beast ()ver there.

Understood.

Dark Reach: 3/4

The L()rd scratches deeply into one of the Colegmerate's eye, while Maniac uses magic to stretch the tentacles far beyond their limit.

(Maniac is not an entity, BTW)

I examine the Amber Devouring Gauntlet.

Then, I turn to the Colegmerate once more. I tap into the energies of the void beneath us, pulling out my Superconcentrated Mind Crystal as well. Utilizing the latter artifact as a sort of clairvoyant conduit, I search around the Colegmerate's mind. Not the thoughts, but the structure. Of course, everything is in order. This should not be a problem.

Liquid void seeps through the cracks of the blocks around me, and pools together, a miniature sea of literal nothingness. I spin the Superconcentrated Mind Crystal around in my fingers, whispering things in an eldritch tongue.

Something within the Colegmerate begins to shudder and throb, pounding against the beast's brain painfully. This should work. I extend my will to this unseen object, immediately heating it up with the essence of magic itself. The void around me begins to evaporate, forming a cloud of moderate size directly above me. I twitch my fingers about somewhat, and the vaporous mass begins to shift and flow about, heading to a particular area above the Colegmerate's skull.

The gas, under my direction, forms a large 'x' above a swathe of the skull, floating in a rather stable and controlled formation.

I promptly divert my attention to the Colegmerate's brain. Placing the Superconcentrated Mind Crystal into my inventory for later, I blink, waiting. A rumbling noise emerges from within the Colegmerate's skull, near the center of the brain. The cloud of shaped void shudders in anticipation. I thrust my arm upwards, teal energy dancing off my fingertips.

Suddenly, a hunk of voidmetal erupts from the Skull, dripping with liquid darkness.

If you will recall, this voidmetal was sealed within the Colegmerate's brain several days ago, in liquid form. The spike, having just cleaved through a rather large amount of gray matter, extends further, until the tip has entered the center of the gaseous 'x'. Hah.

I snap my fingers, and the vaporous cloud begins to flow into the spike. The gas forms around the spike, cracks appearing on the surface of the spike, glowing and pulsating with pure vis, a bright, unquenchable mauve. The gas seems to condensate upon the spike, forming glistening drops of shadow upon these cracks, which instantaneously harden into a semisolid form.

The spire of voidmetal proceeds to descend back into the Colegmerate, pulsating and writhing with the essence of the formless abyss, before fully disappearing. I wave my arm, and the voidmetal within the brain begins to shred the organ apart, light clunks signifying the tap of a spike to the skull. Each touch of the voidmetal to the neural tissue inspires maddening images of infinite depths and long-forgotten gods in the thoughts of the Colegmerate, sapping its hope and creativity away.

Upon the advent and subsequent cessation of this occurrence, I cease the mutilation with a thought. Everything is relatively still for approximately seventeen seconds, until a violent hissing is exuded from the sizable hole in the skull, marks of some sort of chemical change within. I watch, mildly interested. The voidmetal within the Colegmerate has evaporated, and is currently searing the beast's brain.

Whilst on the matter, liquid void is renown for its ability to scar, to stain, and to exist forever unless removed with godlike levels of power. This ability also affects, to a far lesser extent, ink. You would not believe how easy it is to stain your hands with the amount and type of ink I work with. Anyhow, the brain is essentially rendered fully pitch in color, the eldritch nature of the stuff inflicting occult visions periodically.

Well, here's an idea…
Shenelsky causes a grey liquid to flow from his fingers, creating a moat of darkness around Ford. It is then covered up. No one notices, except for Shenelsky and Ford.
Hey, Colegramate!
The Colegramate take notice.
Princess Unattainabelle beacons you!
The Colegramate charges at ford, and fall into the trap, dissolving it's skull.
But wait! It's a trap!

Fourth Wall || Black Hole in a Jar = ? (Level ?: 1/?)
18 Ferropper && (Gameboys && Nokia phones) = 18 Bedrock^2 Ingots (Level 5: 3/6)


This charge is a special charge… Every post there is a x/200 chance that the charge will be completed. X starts at 1 and increases every post by 1. It can be assisted. If it somehow reaches 25% without completing, it will instantly work. Tell me if I should do the RNG.
0.5% Life


6/10 Ship Garage (+2 from Richard and +1 from Tazz)

+1 to TheDrivingLlama and Erelye

Strange... thought I already had a post for this turn... oh well.

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DarkSide: Shadowsteel Cutlass && Blood of the Destroyer && Laser Extension = Malice Mk. 1(Lv. 5, 5/6)
Justin: Ice Rod && Soul of a Space Pirate && Comet Frost = Staff of Cometians Mk. 1(Lv. 5, 5/6)

Justin's flying skill: 15% (7.5% damage increase)(Skill%/2 = %damage increase, max 50% damage increase)
Justin's machines and equipment: Shadow Fighter (HP: 40000/40000)

DarkSide's machines and equipment: None

DarkSide: Intimidating Vessel (3/35) IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII (I thought I had a +1... didn't I?)
Justin: Planetary Unrest (2/35) IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII/IIIII

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Entities:

Zappy:

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Zappy uses Fin Boomerang on the CX drones. Damn those a**es. +1L, +1T

Justin (AKA the Shadow Fighter) launches a flurry of bullets at the CX drones. We all know what happened with them around... +5% skill.

I fly up to the CX Drones and hack into their consoles. I type in;

/:interspeciesConflict=true

/:sprayCXontocreepers=false

/:sprayCXontoyourselves=true

/:ramintoeachother=true

I do this for each and every one of them.

And then I watch the absolute chaos ensue between them. It is hilarious. They spray each other with Chemical X, smash into each other, and shout aggressive phrases at each other. I then go in and attack normally. This time, I use a massive Shadowsteel Construction Hammer in order to crush as many of them as possible. The hammer breaks afterwards. That's the unfortunate truth about putting your massive metal hammer head on a thin stick made of wood.

+1 to FINAL, Ire

You can't + either Godmodder.

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11/25 (Mobile Base)

11/25 (Project "Revelation")

Yay fee +1 charge!

Artificial Chaos Emerald && Techno Magic Sword = Chaos Control (Level 5: 2/6)

Data Tablet && Energy Crystal =

I decide to smash the Colegrement's Skull with a Sword made of pure light.

Alchemies

(SCP-061 && Vocaloid 4 Editor) && Thaumium Bossed Silverwood Wand = SCP-4517-DTG (5/5)

SCP-4517-DTG - Wands of the Controlling Song: SCP-4822-DTG consists of two identical white wooden wands. Each wand has a square cross-section, 1.5 cm on a side; they are 30 cm long, with the ends of each wand made of a purple metal inscribed with musical symbols. SCP-4517-DTG has the capability to interface with the holder's mind to produce the desired vocals, accompanying instrumental and mind-manipulation commands. Music produced by SCP-4517-DTG has similar effects to SCP-061; however, it is capable of focusing on only one target.

Gans 356 && Chlorine Container of Chlorine Manipulation Energies = Gans 35.5 (2/?)

Charges

Project M04-ᴄʏʀɪʟʟɪᴄ ᴄᴀᴘɪᴛᴀʟ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴇʀ (8/10)

Project M05-NetHack.exe (5/40)

Action

I pull out the AU Matter Gun and fire some golden cubes at the Colegmerate. As they fly through the air, I use SCP-4822-DTG to transmute the cubes into zirconium, use the Zirconium Manipulation Cube to accelerate them to 0.02c, then use SCP-4822-DTG again to transmute them into tungsten before they hit the Colegmerate. The Colegmerate is torn apart by the tungsten cubes.

I should preface this with an express statement. I do not intend for the item around which this post is centered to be classified as a Level 10 alchemy in any way whatsoever. The thing is being used for convenience alone. Regardless, it has lost power over time, and is mere steps from being useless in most situations, anyway.

I glance at the Colegmerate once more, revealing the palm of my left hand. Of course, the extremity is adorned with a perfectly triangular tattoo. You would not believe what I had to go through to get this. For whatever reason, Erelye had put it in containment on a level of security higher than all of the eldritch abominations that used to be there. I had to break in and steal it. If anyone found out, I'd be executed publicly. When I got into the room, the first thing I see is some holographic message Erelye left behind, essentially saying that whoever got in here was either completely insane, or far too determined a fangirl for it to be completely platonic. I also nearly got stabbed in the neck by a gigantic flaming golem of brick on my way out. Mind you, this is my real self. I had to transfer a copy here, as well. No idea why everyone thought it was so dangerous. It is literally just a two-dimensional triangle that turns into a tattoo and occasionally shoots out bits of Indigo Flame.

I stare at Cipher's Call, extending the limb with it burned into the flesh in the Colegmerate's direction. The thing flickers weakly with images of lands beyond space and time, before spurting out a small amount of Indigo Flame, which I catch in my other hand. There. See? No reason to be kept in containment.

Suddenly, searing pain erupts into existence upon my palm, both within Minecraftia, and behind the computer. I clutch my wrist (in both locations), letting out a small sound of surprise.

I am cut off in the midst of this sound by ceaseless whorping. If one were to look at my palm, they would see the thing flashing quite clearly with images of realms beyond space and time, of forgotten realms and third eyes, and visions of an ancient mage leaping into the brains of guardians and theorists and horrid monsters. Cipher's Call proceeds to pulsate and emit a bright indigo light, searing the retinas of all nearby for mere moments, before the light evolves, casting forth, from the depths of its form, excessive amounts of Indigo Flame.

The flames roar before me, and Cipher's Call continues to flash past images of differed origin, occasionally glowing with a vibrant indigo. The Colegmerate glows with indigo as well, the mental magics of the artifact locking on to the nearest entity of vast power, excluding godmodders. A connection is formed, and Cipher's Call proceeds to assault the Colegmerate's mind with horrendous psychic shrieks, cries of the soon-to-be-dead, and the whispered promises of dark gods. Of course, the initial onslaught should cause some sort of hemorrhage, so what follows should not be pleasant. Not that anyone expected otherwise.

Whilst this occurs, I desperately attempt to deactivate whatever abilities Cipher's Call is utilizing, both in the server and in my chair, squeezing my eyes shut in the latter from the sheer pain of the experience. The firing of the neurons within the Colegmerate's brain grows excessively intense from the sheer amount of visual, auditory, and olfactory illusions of more-than-lifelike quality accosting it. Mere moments after this occurs, a particular collection of nearby synapses burst into indigo flames, burning into and destroying the neurons of its origin nigh-instantaneously.

The fire spreads, covering the Colegmerate's brain in (mostly) harmless flames, whilst the organ is bombarded with visions of blood, death, horror, destruction, and nothingness. Some of the more intense visions ignite more mental flames within the Colegmerate's brain, incinerating yet more synapses.

Cipher's Call itself begins to change, what looks like a flash of orchid appearing across the surface of the shifting space, an eye of some description seeming to open. The second this occurs to my actual self in response, I freak out, completely and utterly. I slap my other hand over the triangular tattoo just as the orchid object (revealed to be a triangle) grows sticklike arms and legs. In Minecraftia, the images slow down, the light emanating from the thing fading somewhat, the blaze of flames beginning to subside as well.

The Colegmerate is finally inflicted with the final wave of visions, the final death-screams of every single being who has ever, or will ever, die in Universe C. At this point, neurons merely begin to wither and decay, synapses shrinking to lessen the pain. The indigo inferno outside of the Colegmerate's head finally dies out along with the one in my actual self's current location, Cipher's Call fading to its initial state in both instances. The fires within the Colegmerate continue to rage, inflicting occasional memories of the very visions the Colegmerate just experienced upon the creature itself. Hah.

I lower my arm in-game, staring with a somewhat dumbfounded expression. My actual form cradles my left arm against my body, completely and utterly startled beyond belief, the searing pain finally beginning to fade from my palm. What… just happened? This thing is only supposed to exude bits of Indigo Flame, occasionally. Now I can see Erelye's reasoning, though I seriously doubt this is the thing's full power.

(Thanks NinjaV2403!)

Doggy's Battery: 16/20 ==================== (+1 from Twin, +1 from Tazz)

???: 4/30 ============================== (+1 from Tazz)

+2 to Twin

Things went from bad to worse as the Colegmerate reformed with nearly full health. Though, it appeared that several others were using attacks that managed to pierce through the skull and harm the brain directly. Bomber found that to be a wise choice, as taking the time to destroy the skull and the other parts again would simply take too long and give the Colegmerate time to charge up its dangerous special abilities again.

Bomber began channeling his energy and amplifies it using the Empowered Gargoyle Staff, which began to glow the same shade of dark red as his speech. The energy around it made an odd bubbling noise as the spell charged up. Slowly, the runes on the staff began to emit molten orange light. The lights intensified, and the staff began shaking with the power it contained. If some strained their ears enough, they swore they could hear the impish effigy that held the statue's orb snickering. Bomber aimed the staff at the Colegmerate's brain.

Suddenly, the staff launched its projectile, the force of its release causing a minor recoil. The bubbling, deep-red projectile soared through the air. Like a raindrop, it splashed against the top of the skull, quickly seeping through its surface and into the brain beneath it. For a brief period, it would seem nothing had come of the spell.

Yet something did. Vessels in the area the gurgling projectile had hit began to swell with blood. They became engorged, growing to a painfully large size. Suddenly, they ruptured, spilling blood within the brain. The process was terribly painful, causing a fair amount of stress on the Colegmerate as some of the blood vessels in its brain burst open. More notably, the bleeding would continue. The Colegmerate is (hopefully) suffering from Minor Bleeding! If continued attacks like this one increase the Bleed stack, it can become Severe Bleeding, and if the trauma continues further it will become Hemorrhaging.

(The Bleed Meter can be represented like so: Minor Bleeding: |||||. It will upgrade to Severe Bleeding at 3 and Hemorrhaging at 5. Of course, this is only a base concept, so implement/balance it to your liking.)

Bomber starts a new Alchemy!

Twin-Linked Bolter || "Irongutta's Guyd to More Dakka! Vol. 1" = Da Shooty Bolter (1/?)

Using the written knowledge in the first book of Irongutta's hit series (at least, within the Ork community) the Alchemiter is able to give the Twin-Linked Bolter "More Dakka".

Bonesword && Spellbook = Book of the Boneswords (Level 5: 4/6)

Seeing as I have no mental weapons in my arsenal, I pull out a trusty Fairy Ocarina and play the song of healing, healing a random AZ entity.

=Turn One=

(1 / 40) A Deck Of Cards

Armistyx && Hallowed Bar = Old Valkryie (lvl 5, 4/6)

+1 to K4yne

+1 to Cobalt

=Action=

I grab the Candy Corn Scythe (the better one) and smash it into the Colegmerate's Orb! The scythe predictably shatters, and now lies broken on the floor. I then eat the Candy Corn Scythe! As I consume the scythe, I begin to start shaking, before I'm overcome with a full-on sugar rush!

I start blinking around, firing various SMG's into the Orb! I then start bashing my head on the orb, which doesn't really do much damage, but creeps the Colegmerate out. I then switch the standard Armistyx to Spiked Helmet Scythe Mode, and continue headbashing for improved damage. Eventually, I run out of sugar and collapse on the ground.

12/25 (Mobile Base)

12/25 (Project "Revelation")

Artificial Chaos Emerald && Techno Magic Sword = Chaos Control (Level 5: 3/6)

Data Tablet && Energy Crystal =

I pour acid all over the Colegrement's Brain.

If the following alchemy is at level 5 or inferior I'll start it (or at a level that is currently possible to be created)

Module || (energy field generators && particle beams generators) = Module of Extreme Metallurgy 1/?

If the following alchemy is at level 5 or inferior I'll start it (or at a level that is currently possible to be created)

Module || (advanced multi tool && robotic hands) = Module of advanced machining 1/?

If one of the previous alchemy is impossible to start I'll try the following:

Module && Tome of Robot Mastery II = Module of Great Robot Creation 1/?

Laser Gun && Novichok Agent = Nerve Laser Gun Mk. 1 (Level 4: 5/5) Complete!

Combine Task Force: 8/15

Cheap Assault Rifle && Glass Frit == AK-48 [Lvl. 1] 1/2

I use [DATA EXPUNGED] on the Congolomerate, which [REDACTED].

Respawning Health Pack (RHP): 6/10 (+1 from Tazz,Nimble)

Summoning Room: 6/5 (+1 from Tazz) DONE

After finishing the summoning room, Rashki starts cursing both Godmodders with a Shia Labeouf mental spirit, constantly scream things like: 'JUST DO IT, Red Blue Green(~x15), and Joe Moss was Shia Labeouf before Shia Labeouf was Joe Moss.'

Shia Labeouf 2/15 (+1 from Tazz)

Pocket Watch || (Wormhole && Door) = Inter dimensional pocket watch 2/? (A pocket watch that can trap one entity at a time inside of it's pocket dimension) (+1 from Tazz)

+2 to Nimble

I hit the Conglomerate on the random part (Expect the brain) with my Ordinary Sword.

??? 17/50 +1 from Talist

Elite Swordmaster 13/30

+1 Talist +1 Irecreeper

I decide to make my 1st Weapon since my old ones went to the University of Godmodder Busting,

Sword && Light Magic && Dark Magic && Tao Symbol (1/?)

My Items: