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THIS IS MINECRAFT!!!!!!! 2/???
The Ultimate Meme Video 2/???
I call Uzi. I say, "I like trains." A train runs over her!
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I realize that I have a skill with machinery, and since EXOS is being trashed, I begin making an Uber Barrier. I then hire a bunch of Monkey Engineers to repair EXOS, but they end up making a ton of sentry turrets and a few traps instead. Luckily, the sentry turrets are present in such numbers that an enemy would have to destroy them to get to EXOS, and the turrets would counterattack.
Wall of Sentries: 5000/5000 HP (counterattacks when attacked)(note: this is using BTD5 sentries, not TF2 sentries, so keep that in mind for the Curse of Repetitiveness).
Now that I have a lot of endergy, I use it to create a Void Shield around my core using 10 endergy, making a Void Shield with 10000 HP. And for the reference, I have done nothing to contribute, so if anything, the UP scale should be in effect, not the OP scale.
EXOS Core: 0/20 endergy
Active Abilities: 3
System Upgrade Lvl 1: Upgrades systems using endergy, allowing EXOS to either gain a new ability or upgrade an existing ability. Cost is equal to the combined level of all current abilities (currently 5).
Void Bolt Lvl 1: Blasts a target on the battlefield with a Void Bolt from the skies, dealing 1000 damage per point of Endergy used.
Void Shield Lvl 1: Shields a target. The shields block 1000 damage per point of endergy used, and do not regenerate normally.
Passive Abilities: 1
Ender Generator Lvl 1: At the end of each OP post, generates 1 Endergy.
PS: If UserZero succeeded at something impossible (aka going into and taking EXOS out of the End after the Ender Storm stopped all means of access to the End), shouldn't there be a Paradox that happens?
Integration: 35/40 (+2 from Fseftr, +1 from EoTB wait)
Gamma Phantom: 5/15
+2 to Fseftr
Walker decides that now would be an opportune time to quickly take down the Terror Zombie, so, holding the I Don't Even Know Yet in a reverse grip, he sprints at it. The Terror Zombie takes one look at his approach, then at the three AZ entities that it's guarding, and despite being utterly scared out of it's mind, somehow finds the courage to remain where it is, for the safety and benefit of less capable beings. This means, of course, that once Walker gets into melee range, he begins his assault by driving the I Don't Even Know Yet point-first through the leg bone of the Terror Zombie, ensuring it never gets the chance to change it's mind anymore due to it's now-useless leg. Switching to a normal grip, he launches himself a short distance into the air, dragging the I Don't Even Know Yet out from the rotten flesh of the Terror Zombie's leg, and begins spinning, chopping chunks out of the Terror Zombie's leg and abdomen like some sort of really weird and lethal helicopter. He drives the I Don't Even Know Yet's blade deep into the chest of the Terror Zombie, piercing the spinal column (that sword is very long) and heart as a result. Expired green blood drips out of the wound he left begin, and beneath the mask, he grins a most nasty grin indeed, pulling the sword out and taking a wild swing that comes extremely close to hacking off the Terror Zombie's arm. In fact, without all that leather-like rotten flesh in the way, that arm would probably be off by now. The assault is finished up by diagonally slicing open the Terror Zombie's face and jaw, leaving it looking like a broken mess. Walker lands on the ground, then strolls casually back to his side of the battlefield.
I whack the Coveknight in the face with a shovel, snapping their nose. The Coveknight reels in pain before charging towards me. I dig my heels into the ground and brace for impact. The Coveknight slams into me with enough force to destroy a city block, but I hold firm. I grab the Coveknight's shoulders and begin swaying them from side to side before flipping them onto the ground. I pin the Coveknight onto the ground and grab their head. With lightning speed I repeatedly pummel it into the ground, leaving only a bloody pulp.
Asura: 11/50
Daedra Heart || Chakra Fruit - Chakra Heart: 3/6 (replaces blood with Chakra)
The Uber Barrier is complete! Uber sets up an operations center on the battlefield, and then sends a bunch of taxis to help defend EXOS. The taxis will do stuff to help protect a given entity (protecting EXOS right now, but taxis can move and defend something else if ordered to). It is aided by some sort of Taxi Magic (Taximancy?) that lets the taxis carry any entity. The Uber Barrier has random effects, roll 1d6 each round to see what happens:
1: A criminal beats up the protected entity for 5000 damage.
2: Something (either a payment dispute or a lawsuit from someone claiming they operate illegally) prevents Uber from operating this round.
3: Uber causes a traffic jam that attacking entities have to get past to attack the protected entity. Because the traffic jam would stall attackers until the end of the EOTB otherwise, the only option for them is to destroy all the cars in the traffic jam. The traffic jam acts as a barrier that takes 25000 HP worth of damage before being destroyed.
4: Bad driving causes a driver to crash into a random attacking entity, causing 10000 damage to that entity and preventing it from attacking the protected entity this round.
5: An Uber driver gives the protected entity an express ride off the battlefield, protecting it for 1 round.
6: An Uber driver pulls up to the entity attacking the protected entity and kidnaps it, preventing that entity from doing anything during that EOTB (if the unit was attacking multiple things, this applies retroactively and can prevent all of that entity's attacks and other actions even if the entity attacked the protected entity last).
Also, I get annoyed at the lack of success the Monkey Engineers had at repairing EXOS, and just get out there and repair EXOS myself (though I have endermen go run around and grab parts from random places, they may damage a mechanical entity if they find one).
Uber Headquarters: 50000/50000 HP (defending EXOS)
I recharge my power banks with Endergize (good thing endergize is immune to curse of repetitiveness since it doesnt directly attack anything).
EXOS Core: 3/20 endergy
Active Abilities: 3
System Upgrade Lvl 1: Upgrades systems using endergy, allowing EXOS to either gain a new ability or upgrade an existing ability. Cost is equal to the combined level of all current abilities (currently 5).
The ugly creature is regenerating with those little ones, this is not good... I want to test if what the Guide says is true.
Said that Hezetor is ready to cast his next spell, with the movement of his right hand he fires a minuscule beam of what seems to be like pure light (this just hit the earth, possibly far away form UserZero).
Kile simmha dokum!
The minuscule beam of light squirms inside the ground
Zhellak dolet... oseth
What once was like light is now like water and is excavating his way in tunnels where just an ant could possibly walk.
After the right position is reached the water-like energy stops.
Lakat!
The energy comes up like a geysers of energy hitting every mutant creeper, this energy was not meant to damage them in fact is pulling them in the air at an incredible speed.
If no one interferes with this they will just fly away until they reach space.
In case someone interfere:
Hezetor starts to rotate his left hand, starting out slowly but gaining speed over time, after a while his hand goes so fast that cannot be seen by regular human eye.
Suddenly it stops.
In that moment a wave of wind (93 km/h) that starts from the Colegmerate that throws away every creeper and mutant creeper that is in a 50 m range.
Else (the Colegmerate is alive and targettable)
Just explode.
Hezetor's eyes shines red, he is clearly not happy, while the brain (or skull or what that is) of the creature starts to melt.
[This heat is caused directly by pyrokinesis.]
At the same time an enormous amount of wind of pure hydrogen hit the brain, the manipulation of air and the creation of elements is provided by a ridicule amount of psi power and a great manipulation over atoms.
Now many mind walls (invisible) are cornering the brain of the creature creating and enormous amount of pressure.
In an instant a spark appears from the surface of the brain.
Spark+hydrogen+pressure = explosion.
Have fun.
As soon the Module of Good Robot Creation is ready Hezetor install it on the Portable Factory.
Now with this module installed the Portable Factory is going to start to produce the following robot:
Spider E372 v1.0
HP: low
This robot is based on the shape of a spider (!) and has a bomb inside it, as soon it approaches the right distance from the target the bomb will detonate.
His joints are really well made so it's really fast and it's pretty small. ( x % of evasion ) [It's up to the GM]
The bomb inside him cause medium-low damage.
Can walk on walls just like a spider.
If more explode on the same target there is a chance that said target will get stunned.
If the proper order is given he'll explode on the spot or when a specific condition is met. Those spiders can create a gossamer tungsten carbide (fused with cobalt) like real spiders.
Tungsten carbide[/header]
[If checking the guide doesn't make my precedents action weaker.Or in case there were godmodded . ]
Checking the Guide from [10.1] and on.
If not check [X] , if [X] was already read check [Y].
Charges
Inter Multiversal Team of Engineers 5/20 +1 from Tazz
Absorbing energy from my surroundings 10/15 +1 from Tazz
"Tazz! You're doing a monkeyheaded, onion-lipped job of GMing!"
I proceed to continue to mock Tazz until he gets so mad he uses GM-Powered Lightningtm on me... and by me, I meant User Zero, who for some reason Tazz hit instead.
alchemy: pig head on pike && lava bucket = magma pig spear 2/5
6/20 6/20
I attack the conglomerates arm with an enchanted sundial. this fast forwards the random body part i hit to the state of health it will be at tomorrow, hopefully destroyed.
24/25 Terrible Tastes
37/50 The Myth, The Legend, The Misspelling +2 from Jon
+2 Crystal
(Post logo && Post Box) && Sniper Rifle 2/??
*Renames Gnuse Gun Gnu News Gun* Gnu News Gun && Infinite Gnu Supply 1/??
I casually walk back into the Colegmerate's mindscape, and pull out my laptop. Did I ever even close it? Who knows? I certainly don't, and I'm allegedly the one taking these actions!
CAT IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ: QUESTIONS 56-60
56. I hope you remembered! *Vanish comes in* *Buttons pop up*
If one was there when I did Question 50, they would surely know what the answer is. As it is, however, a certain pony decided to take the somewhat ludicrous approach to improperly nulled actions, causing a sort of paradox which erased my actions from space-time. Or at least, that's what I'm going with. Regardless, I cover the Colegerate's mindscape in acid, then float several buttons on it in order to properly parallel the game screen. I then change my cursor to a voodoo Colegmerate cursor, and click Blue, Red, Blue, Yellow, finishing the question. However, the Colegmerate was busy drowning in all of the deadly acid, despite the fact that this is all in his mind and therefore shouldn't even be able to affect him. Your Mind Makes It Real, I guess.
57. Look! Count Dracula! *picture of Dracula* [ERM... ONE?] [OH YES!] [HE'S A SEXY ONE] [SORRY, I PREFER LEMURS]
The Colegmerate acknowledges that Dracula is indeed sexy, but he prefers lemurs. I don't quite get why, but hey whatever. A Dracula then shows up and drains the Colegmerate of its blood for liking lemurs over him. I count a total of one Dracula, so the answer is clearly one.
58. On the subject of Dracula, what is his favorite food? [BLOOD] [URINE] [CHICKEN CHOW MEIN] [SHEPHERD'S PIE]
I note that the Colegmerate is the current subject of Dracula, but that's outside the game so it's clearly not going to help me with the answer. I then contemplate where Dracula(the book) takes place, and figure that it probably takes place in Europe. Therefore, most Europeans did not eat any of the first 3 objects, and the answer is Shepherd's Pie. Actually I guess... Did blood pudding even exist then. Bah, whatever. I feed the Colegmerate rotten chicken, causing it to become violently ill.
59. CHARGE UR LAZER! *10-second bomb*
I begin frantically clicking, and manage to fire off the lazer before the bomb goes off. I then stare at the Colegmerate, and shoot him with the Gnu News Gun, before also firing a lazer at him.
60. Be honest... Did you manage the last question on your first go? [YES] [NO...]
I click "Yes", since I clearly just managed to beat the question. Yeah, this question is boring. To compensate, I make the Colegmerate attempt to cut User0 down with a mackerel.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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==Turn 1==
Storm 6/50 (+1 from Tazz, +2 from Generic)
Stone 6/50 (+1 from Tazz, +2 from Generic) +2 toErelye.
Wand of Basic Spells && Oblivion Energy == Wand of the Empty Set 5/6
Entropy Ingot && Entropy Shard Sword == Disassembly 2/6
==Action==
Crystal draws power from his (depowered) Cipher’s Call, (Using it as basically flavor text here to explain how Crystal can mentally attack the Colegmerate, no damage boost intended.) indigo flame swirling around him before it abruptly vanishes in a pulse of mental power. At approximately the same time, a mental projection of Crystal appears in the Colegmerate’s mindscape. It immediately begins breaking things, finding the Colegmerate’s favorite memories and smashing them to bits with blasts of mental magic. He takes especial care to find the Colegmerate’s most integral memories and destroy them - as in bits of how to move, attack, heal, etc. Eventually, he tires of the destruction, and expends his projection in an explosion of mental power that gives the Colegmerate a massive seizure, further harming its brain.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will use Dark Slash on the Skull, or Brain if the Skull is dead.
I take two bones, and put them in a crossed fashion next to the Skull. Interdimensional pirates, recognizing the skull and crossbones of their flag, they assume that their lost captain is somewhere near the flag. The Conglomerate, worrying that the bones do some kind of magic, shakes them off, revealing itself to the pirates. The pirates start viciously attacking the skull to get to where they think their captain is. You know, maybe kidnapping the captain a few years ago was a good idea after all.
If the Skull is dead:
I instead throw icecream at the Brain, giving it a barinfreeze. I mean literally, the Brain freezes.
I use my two +1s to make 1 + 1 = Fenestrated Wall.
I then pull out a matching Fenestrated Wall and stick one end in the other end.
Sadly it doesn't quite work like the Jawbreaker Bomb. I'm not even sure what I just did. In either case I throw it at the Colegmerate and hope it hurts. Not that two Fenestrated Walls to the skull don't.
I then teraport one end of the Fenestrated Wall Pair, should it have survived, into the inside of the Colegmerate's head, set up the other Fenestrated Wall so I can shoot down it, and spam Magic Missile through the Void and into the Brain.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
2/5 Song Attack. Here's a hint. The song is featured in a video game and starts with the letter D.
22/50 Elizabeth
+2 Generic
"Time to end this stupid creature. Everyone in agreement on this?"
Attack: Revelation
I send terrible images into the Brain of the Colegmerate.
These are the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse: War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death. This is an artist's representation of what they would look like. In reality, they are far more disgusting.
War is a bloodstained being who rides on a Warhorse, who kills everything in his path. Famine is an emaciated figure riding a starving horse, who brings hunger to everyone before him. Pestilence is a sickly figure with rats, flies, and mosquitos crawling and flying around his body, and just by being in his presence, illness comes forth. Death is a cloaked figure on a skeletal horse, with a long scythe and a malevolent aura surrounding his body. The images leave his mind just as quickly.
The images scar the Colegmerate's mind, especially that of Death. For Death comes in close and whispers to the Colegmerate, "I will see you very soon."
I facepalm. Didn't the horsemen already get summoned on Richy Rich's side? Well, "Already". Anyways, that image could use a bit of shrinking. Who wants obnoxiously and artificially big posts anyways-OH WAIT.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Member Details
If i already posted, /null this.
Golden Frying Pan && Diamond sword = Topaz Frying Pan 4/4
i use Omnislash with my Topaz Frying Pan on the Johto starters.
If they are dead, i instead attack the Kanto starters with the exact same attack.
The Factory has begun construction on: Piebot 2K 2/2
Piebot summoned!
Suddenly, 2000 piebots come out of the factory, while a cat says, "Must be Monday", and then promptly falls asleep.
They start tossing huge pies at everyone and everything on the battlefield, inflicting 2 damage per pie!
They each have 2 hp.
Topaz Frying Pan && Meowmere 1/5
10/10 Spell book
i summon a spellbook.
*insert fancy paragraph about epically summoning it... NOT.*
it can hold spells, but to expand the range of spells, research (in the form of charges ) is needed
Basic Spells:
Heal (Heals for 5k-10k) 0/4 Fire (Deals 5k-7k dmg and sets enemy's on fire)
2+ AZ's.
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Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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==Turn 2==
Storm 6/50
Stone 6/50 +2 toErelye.
Wand of Basic Spells && Oblivion Energy == Wand of the Empty Set 6/6
WAND OF THE EMPTY SET: Tazz, I’ll leave this one to you. Just add some mention to the null-set symbol in there. (∅)
Entropy Ingot && Entropy Shard Sword == Disassembly 3/6
Oh, yes, I never got a description of the Primal Wand. Tazz, do you mind giving me one now?
==Action==
Crystal draws on his mental magic again, this time pulling out a Psychonauts Psycho-Portal and slapping it onto the Colegmerate’s head to enter its mind again. He goes through it, intentionally messing things up as much as he can, throwing confusion grenades everywhere and burning critical parts of the mindscape. He eventually gets tired of the fun and fires a burst of psi-bolts everywhere, then uses smelling salts to escape, retrieving the Psycho-Portal afterwards. The chaos this causes in the Colegmerate's mind echoes onto its Brain.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will use Dark Slash on the Skull, or Brain if the Skull is dead.
Lord Calzerb 21/25 (+1 from compensation)
Neo 3/5
THIS IS MINECRAFT!!!!!!! 2/???
The Ultimate Meme Video 2/???
I call Uzi. I say, "I like trains." A train runs over her!
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
5/25 Alternate End
2/3 Uber Barrier
I realize that I have a skill with machinery, and since EXOS is being trashed, I begin making an Uber Barrier. I then hire a bunch of Monkey Engineers to repair EXOS, but they end up making a ton of sentry turrets and a few traps instead. Luckily, the sentry turrets are present in such numbers that an enemy would have to destroy them to get to EXOS, and the turrets would counterattack.
Wall of Sentries: 5000/5000 HP (counterattacks when attacked)(note: this is using BTD5 sentries, not TF2 sentries, so keep that in mind for the Curse of Repetitiveness).
Now that I have a lot of endergy, I use it to create a Void Shield around my core using 10 endergy, making a Void Shield with 10000 HP. And for the reference, I have done nothing to contribute, so if anything, the UP scale should be in effect, not the OP scale.
EXOS Core: 0/20 endergy
Active Abilities: 3
System Upgrade Lvl 1: Upgrades systems using endergy, allowing EXOS to either gain a new ability or upgrade an existing ability. Cost is equal to the combined level of all current abilities (currently 5).
Gather Endergy Lvl 1: gathers endergy, gaining 3 endergy.
Void Bolt Lvl 1: Blasts a target on the battlefield with a Void Bolt from the skies, dealing 1000 damage per point of Endergy used.
Void Shield Lvl 1: Shields a target. The shields block 1000 damage per point of endergy used, and do not regenerate normally.
Passive Abilities: 1
Ender Generator Lvl 1: At the end of each OP post, generates 1 Endergy.
PS: If UserZero succeeded at something impossible (aka going into and taking EXOS out of the End after the Ender Storm stopped all means of access to the End), shouldn't there be a Paradox that happens?
Integration: 35/40 (+2 from Fseftr, +1 from EoTB wait)
Gamma Phantom: 5/15
+2 to Fseftr
Walker decides that now would be an opportune time to quickly take down the Terror Zombie, so, holding the I Don't Even Know Yet in a reverse grip, he sprints at it. The Terror Zombie takes one look at his approach, then at the three AZ entities that it's guarding, and despite being utterly scared out of it's mind, somehow finds the courage to remain where it is, for the safety and benefit of less capable beings. This means, of course, that once Walker gets into melee range, he begins his assault by driving the I Don't Even Know Yet point-first through the leg bone of the Terror Zombie, ensuring it never gets the chance to change it's mind anymore due to it's now-useless leg. Switching to a normal grip, he launches himself a short distance into the air, dragging the I Don't Even Know Yet out from the rotten flesh of the Terror Zombie's leg, and begins spinning, chopping chunks out of the Terror Zombie's leg and abdomen like some sort of really weird and lethal helicopter. He drives the I Don't Even Know Yet's blade deep into the chest of the Terror Zombie, piercing the spinal column (that sword is very long) and heart as a result. Expired green blood drips out of the wound he left begin, and beneath the mask, he grins a most nasty grin indeed, pulling the sword out and taking a wild swing that comes extremely close to hacking off the Terror Zombie's arm. In fact, without all that leather-like rotten flesh in the way, that arm would probably be off by now. The assault is finished up by diagonally slicing open the Terror Zombie's face and jaw, leaving it looking like a broken mess. Walker lands on the ground, then strolls casually back to his side of the battlefield.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
(adding the free +1 to the Asura charge)
I whack the Coveknight in the face with a shovel, snapping their nose. The Coveknight reels in pain before charging towards me. I dig my heels into the ground and brace for impact. The Coveknight slams into me with enough force to destroy a city block, but I hold firm. I grab the Coveknight's shoulders and begin swaying them from side to side before flipping them onto the ground. I pin the Coveknight onto the ground and grab their head. With lightning speed I repeatedly pummel it into the ground, leaving only a bloody pulp.
Asura: 11/50
Daedra Heart || Chakra Fruit - Chakra Heart: 3/6 (replaces blood with Chakra)
He scream
I pull out a machine gun and DAKKKADAKKKADAKKKADAKKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA UserZero
Quote: 22/50
Melia: 8/50
+2 to any AZ.
It's High Noon
6/25 Alternate End
3/3 Uber Barrier
2/2 Ender Sword (PS: tell me what it does)
The Uber Barrier is complete! Uber sets up an operations center on the battlefield, and then sends a bunch of taxis to help defend EXOS. The taxis will do stuff to help protect a given entity (protecting EXOS right now, but taxis can move and defend something else if ordered to). It is aided by some sort of Taxi Magic (Taximancy?) that lets the taxis carry any entity. The Uber Barrier has random effects, roll 1d6 each round to see what happens:
1: A criminal beats up the protected entity for 5000 damage.
2: Something (either a payment dispute or a lawsuit from someone claiming they operate illegally) prevents Uber from operating this round.
3: Uber causes a traffic jam that attacking entities have to get past to attack the protected entity. Because the traffic jam would stall attackers until the end of the EOTB otherwise, the only option for them is to destroy all the cars in the traffic jam. The traffic jam acts as a barrier that takes 25000 HP worth of damage before being destroyed.
4: Bad driving causes a driver to crash into a random attacking entity, causing 10000 damage to that entity and preventing it from attacking the protected entity this round.
5: An Uber driver gives the protected entity an express ride off the battlefield, protecting it for 1 round.
6: An Uber driver pulls up to the entity attacking the protected entity and kidnaps it, preventing that entity from doing anything during that EOTB (if the unit was attacking multiple things, this applies retroactively and can prevent all of that entity's attacks and other actions even if the entity attacked the protected entity last).
Also, I get annoyed at the lack of success the Monkey Engineers had at repairing EXOS, and just get out there and repair EXOS myself (though I have endermen go run around and grab parts from random places, they may damage a mechanical entity if they find one).
Uber Headquarters: 50000/50000 HP (defending EXOS)
I recharge my power banks with Endergize (good thing endergize is immune to curse of repetitiveness since it doesnt directly attack anything).
EXOS Core: 3/20 endergy
Active Abilities: 3
System Upgrade Lvl 1: Upgrades systems using endergy, allowing EXOS to either gain a new ability or upgrade an existing ability. Cost is equal to the combined level of all current abilities (currently 5).
Gather Endergy Lvl 1: gathers endergy, gaining 3 endergy.
Void Bolt Lvl 1: Blasts a target on the battlefield with a Void Bolt from the skies, dealing 1000 damage per point of Endergy used.
Void Shield Lvl 1: Shields a target. The shields block 1000 damage per point of endergy used, and do not regenerate normally.
Passive Abilities: 1
Ender Generator Lvl 1: At the end of each OP post, generates 1 Endergy.
If the mutant creeper are targetable and alive.
The ugly creature is regenerating with those little ones, this is not good... I want to test if what the Guide says is true.
Said that Hezetor is ready to cast his next spell, with the movement of his right hand he fires a minuscule beam of what seems to be like pure light (this just hit the earth, possibly far away form UserZero).
Kile simmha dokum!
The minuscule beam of light squirms inside the ground
Zhellak dolet... oseth
What once was like light is now like water and is excavating his way in tunnels where just an ant could possibly walk.
After the right position is reached the water-like energy stops.
Lakat!
The energy comes up like a geysers of energy hitting every mutant creeper, this energy was not meant to damage them in fact is pulling them in the air at an incredible speed.
If no one interferes with this they will just fly away until they reach space.
In case someone interfere:
Hezetor starts to rotate his left hand, starting out slowly but gaining speed over time, after a while his hand goes so fast that cannot be seen by regular human eye.
Suddenly it stops.
In that moment a wave of wind (93 km/h) that starts from the Colegmerate that throws away every creeper and mutant creeper that is in a 50 m range.
Else (the Colegmerate is alive and targettable)
Just explode.
Hezetor's eyes shines red, he is clearly not happy, while the brain (or skull or what that is) of the creature starts to melt.
[This heat is caused directly by pyrokinesis.]
At the same time an enormous amount of wind of pure hydrogen hit the brain, the manipulation of air and the creation of elements is provided by a ridicule amount of psi power and a great manipulation over atoms.
Now many mind walls (invisible) are cornering the brain of the creature creating and enormous amount of pressure.
In an instant a spark appears from the surface of the brain.
Spark+hydrogen+pressure = explosion.
Have fun.
As soon the Module of Good Robot Creation is ready Hezetor install it on the Portable Factory.
Now with this module installed the Portable Factory is going to start to produce the following robot:
HP: low
This robot is based on the shape of a spider (!) and has a bomb inside it, as soon it approaches the right distance from the target the bomb will detonate.
His joints are really well made so it's really fast and it's pretty small. ( x % of evasion ) [It's up to the GM]
The bomb inside him cause medium-low damage.
Can walk on walls just like a spider.
If more explode on the same target there is a chance that said target will get stunned.
If the proper order is given he'll explode on the spot or when a specific condition is met. Those spiders can create a gossamer tungsten carbide (fused with cobalt) like real spiders.
Tungsten carbide[/header]
[If checking the guide doesn't make my precedents action weaker.Or in case there were godmodded . ]
Checking the Guide from [10.1] and on.
If not check [X] , if [X] was already read check [Y].
Charges
Inter Multiversal Team of Engineers 5/20 +1 from Tazz
Absorbing energy from my surroundings 10/15 +1 from Tazz
Laser Gun && Novichok Agent = Nerve Laser Gun Mk. 1 (Level 4: 4/5)
Module && Tome of Robot Mastery = Module of Good Robot Creation (Level 4: 5/5) Complete!
This module should increase the effectiveness of all robots created in the portable factory.
(more HP more speed ecc...)
10/50
6/20
"Tazz! You're doing a monkeyheaded, onion-lipped job of GMing!"
I proceed to continue to mock Tazz until he gets so mad he uses GM-Powered Lightningtm on me... and by me, I meant User Zero, who for some reason Tazz hit instead.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
alchemy: pig head on pike && lava bucket = magma pig spear 2/5
6/20 6/20
I attack the conglomerates arm with an enchanted sundial. this fast forwards the random body part i hit to the state of health it will be at tomorrow, hopefully destroyed.
24/25 Terrible Tastes
37/50 The Myth, The Legend, The Misspelling +2 from Jon
+2 Crystal
(Post logo && Post Box) && Sniper Rifle 2/??
*Renames Gnuse Gun Gnu News Gun* Gnu News Gun && Infinite Gnu Supply 1/??
I casually walk back into the Colegmerate's mindscape, and pull out my laptop. Did I ever even close it? Who knows? I certainly don't, and I'm allegedly the one taking these actions!
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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==Turn 1==
Storm 6/50 (+1 from Tazz, +2 from Generic)
Stone 6/50 (+1 from Tazz, +2 from Generic)
+2 to Erelye.
Wand of Basic Spells && Oblivion Energy == Wand of the Empty Set 5/6
Entropy Ingot && Entropy Shard Sword == Disassembly 2/6
==Action==
Crystal draws power from his (depowered) Cipher’s Call, (Using it as basically flavor text here to explain how Crystal can mentally attack the Colegmerate, no damage boost intended.) indigo flame swirling around him before it abruptly vanishes in a pulse of mental power. At approximately the same time, a mental projection of Crystal appears in the Colegmerate’s mindscape. It immediately begins breaking things, finding the Colegmerate’s favorite memories and smashing them to bits with blasts of mental magic. He takes especial care to find the Colegmerate’s most integral memories and destroy them - as in bits of how to move, attack, heal, etc. Eventually, he tires of the destruction, and expends his projection in an explosion of mental power that gives the Colegmerate a massive seizure, further harming its brain.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will use Dark Slash on the Skull, or Brain if the Skull is dead.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
I assist everyone I can with their charging, then use an iPhone charger to further supercharge their charging.
CHARGING
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
If the Skull is alive:
I take two bones, and put them in a crossed fashion next to the Skull. Interdimensional pirates, recognizing the skull and crossbones of their flag, they assume that their lost captain is somewhere near the flag. The Conglomerate, worrying that the bones do some kind of magic, shakes them off, revealing itself to the pirates. The pirates start viciously attacking the skull to get to where they think their captain is. You know, maybe kidnapping the captain a few years ago was a good idea after all.
If the Skull is dead:
I instead throw icecream at the Brain, giving it a barinfreeze. I mean literally, the Brain freezes.
Alchemies:
Logic Distortion Pill && Remote Control = Logic Distortion Remote 3/5
Koopa Shell && Blank Amiibo = Bowser Amiibo 1/???
Completed Alchemies:
Super Mario Maker Sketchpad: Mario maker, but with paper instead of a WiiU.
Charges:
9/25 Thunderstorm (+1 From Tazz)
12/25 Guardian King (+1 From Tazz)
Also, a question. Can I transfer charge points from one charge to another?
Please check out my PvP map based around explosions and fire, FireFight!
Sometimes, I wonder why they call mapmakers mapmakers and not cartographers.
Dragons n' Stuff
Please click!
I use my two +1s to make 1 + 1 = Fenestrated Wall.
I then pull out a matching Fenestrated Wall and stick one end in the other end.
Sadly it doesn't quite work like the Jawbreaker Bomb. I'm not even sure what I just did. In either case I throw it at the Colegmerate and hope it hurts. Not that two Fenestrated Walls to the skull don't.
I then teraport one end of the Fenestrated Wall Pair, should it have survived, into the inside of the Colegmerate's head, set up the other Fenestrated Wall so I can shoot down it, and spam Magic Missile through the Void and into the Brain.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
2/5 Song Attack. Here's a hint. The song is featured in a video game and starts with the letter D.
22/50 Elizabeth
+2 Generic
"Time to end this stupid creature. Everyone in agreement on this?"Attack: Revelation
I send terrible images into the Brain of the Colegmerate.
These are the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse: War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death. This is an artist's representation of what they would look like. In reality, they are far more disgusting.
War is a bloodstained being who rides on a Warhorse, who kills everything in his path. Famine is an emaciated figure riding a starving horse, who brings hunger to everyone before him. Pestilence is a sickly figure with rats, flies, and mosquitos crawling and flying around his body, and just by being in his presence, illness comes forth. Death is a cloaked figure on a skeletal horse, with a long scythe and a malevolent aura surrounding his body. The images leave his mind just as quickly.
The images scar the Colegmerate's mind, especially that of Death. For Death comes in close and whispers to the Colegmerate, "I will see you very soon."
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
I facepalm. Didn't the horsemen already get summoned on Richy Rich's side? Well, "Already". Anyways, that image could use a bit of shrinking. Who wants obnoxiously and artificially big posts anyways-OH WAIT.
/null
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I heal a random AZ/Good Neutral again with my Fountain of Life
??? 15/50 +1 from Talist, Tazz
Elite Swordmaster 12/30
+1 Talist +1 Twin
My Items:
Fountain of Life: (Power Rank I) Heals the target for increased healing.
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
If i already posted, /null this.
Golden Frying Pan && Diamond sword = Topaz Frying Pan 4/4
i use Omnislash with my Topaz Frying Pan on the Johto starters.
If they are dead, i instead attack the Kanto starters with the exact same attack.
The Factory has begun construction on: Piebot 2K 2/2
Piebot summoned!
Suddenly, 2000 piebots come out of the factory, while a cat says, "Must be Monday", and then promptly falls asleep.
They start tossing huge pies at everyone and everything on the battlefield, inflicting 2 damage per pie!
They each have 2 hp.
Topaz Frying Pan && Meowmere 1/5
10/10 Spell book
i summon a spellbook.
*insert fancy paragraph about epically summoning it... NOT.*
it can hold spells, but to expand the range of spells, research (in the form of charges ) is needed
Basic Spells:
Heal (Heals for 5k-10k) 0/4 Fire (Deals 5k-7k dmg and sets enemy's on fire)
2+ AZ's.
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
38/50 League Setup engie,uzi x2
20/20 Starters 3engie+2 engie
TM 07 AND TM11 AND AND TM18 AND Remote Control = Weather Controller M 6/6
Ditto Ultraball AND Pickaxe AND Axe AND Shovel AND Sword AND Patent = Multitool M 1000 4/6
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Hoenn Starters
Special: Evolution (17 charge, 21 charge, 25 charge)
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Mercury tries out the Weather Controller M by summoning a lightning strike on the Conglomerate.
==Turn 2==
Storm 6/50
Stone 6/50
+2 to Erelye.
Wand of Basic Spells && Oblivion Energy == Wand of the Empty Set 6/6
WAND OF THE EMPTY SET: Tazz, I’ll leave this one to you. Just add some mention to the null-set symbol in there. (∅)
Entropy Ingot && Entropy Shard Sword == Disassembly 3/6
Oh, yes, I never got a description of the Primal Wand. Tazz, do you mind giving me one now?
==Action==
Crystal draws on his mental magic again, this time pulling out a Psychonauts Psycho-Portal and slapping it onto the Colegmerate’s head to enter its mind again. He goes through it, intentionally messing things up as much as he can, throwing confusion grenades everywhere and burning critical parts of the mindscape. He eventually gets tired of the fun and fires a burst of psi-bolts everywhere, then uses smelling salts to escape, retrieving the Psycho-Portal afterwards. The chaos this causes in the Colegmerate's mind echoes onto its Brain.
==Entities==
The Sketched Deathknight will use Dark Slash on the Skull, or Brain if the Skull is dead.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.