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13/25 and 13/25 for the minigame (+1'd by Cyber-Jesus)
"Three bullets."
Pit fires three rounds from a standard revolver, one hitting each alignment.
"Is this enough? I really don't want to be here, I have a pickup from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe due in 30 minutes, and it's kinda hard to get there when someone holds me up."
"And I need to look up the description on whatever I got."
Lord Calzerb 19/25
Neo 2/5
That one 300 Line && Minecraft Essence && Spear = THIS IS MINECRAFT!!!!!!! 2/???
Memez && More Memez && MOAR MEMEZ = The Ultimate Meme Video 2/???
I'm assuming that Dring Duo is dead.
I roll a one-sided dice. I call it that because it's very "one sided." *Ba Dum-Tss* It chooses a fate for what most players would mean death. It pours lava on a random non-boss PZ entity.
The Noob King attempts at hitting the CX-Droids!
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I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
Bonesword && Spellbook = Book of the Boneswords (Level 5: 3/6)
S:hehehehe
"Shut up!"
I take the Giant's Knife from its scabbard. I then slash at the skull until the knife breaks. Then I put on the bunny hood and run back 50 blocks and throw the broken knife at the skull.
23/25 Terrible Tastes +4 from Erelye, +1 from Tazz, +1 from ERROR I mean... uh... whoops, forgot his name.
33/50 The Myth, The Legend, The Misspelling +1 from Tazz
(Post logo && Post Box) && Sniper Rifle 1/?
? Gnu Gun && News 3/??
+2 Crystal
I look up Titans on the GameFaqs guide.
I get annoyed by Tazz's indiscriminate approach to posts, and ask User0 whether she profits off of rage caused by someone other than her, and what the specific limitations of Godmodding Inc. are, since I don't quite understand it. I then plug my laptop back in for another round of questions, directly assaulting the Colegmerate's mindscape, and therefore his Brain.
CAT IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ: QUESTIONS 51-55
I place 5,000 damage worth as a bet on the Splatulon on the right. The Colegmerate thinks that the Splatulon looks totally wimpy, and places 10,000 damage on the Phlovomite. I then spam click, and the victor is revealed to be the Splatulon, who punches the Phlovomite out of the screen and somehow into the Colegmerate's mindscape, where it shoots everything up in confusion.
I ask the Colegmerate what it thinks the correct answer is. The Colegmerate ponders this question, and replies that it thinks the first one looks a lot like a carrot. I ask it if it's sure about its answer, and it says that it knows what a carrot looks like. Eh, who am I to question what it's seen. I then completely ignore the Colegmerate's input and choose the third one instead. I also decide to add a handy image to tell what those other things were.
As you can see, the other options were clearly not carrots. I don't even know what that last thing is, and neither does Splapp-me-do. However, the Troll doll beats up the Colegmerate for incredibly inspecific reasons. Probably because it has a toothbrush mustache. Those things make anyone murderous.
53. *Marmite* [URGH!] [WHAT IS THAT?] [...BUT PA MIGHT NOT] [YUM]
The Colegmerate really enjoys marmite. I really don't care since I haven't ever seen marmite in real life. The Colegmerate attempts to offer me some marmite, but I don't quite feel like eating salty yeast paste. I then decide to drop a marmite on the Colegmerate, and a giant stock pot comes from the heavens and smites the Colegmerate beneath its might.
54. SHANGHAI? [IS INDEED THE LARGEST CITY IN CHINA.] [NEVER BEEN] [WHY IS THERE A QUESTION MARK?] [NO, ABOUT 20CM OFF THE GROUND.]
The Colegmerate is torn about which answer to pick, since all of the first three seem applicable. However, I don't think the first one works with a single word as a question, I've been to Shanghai before, and I know why there's a question mark. I then select "No, about 20cm off the ground", since in fact Shang is not that hai. The Colegmerate then notices that it's 20cm off the ground, and tries to get back down to the ground. It then touches the spikes I put there, and is horribly poisoned.
55. What is the digestive system?*A ten-second bomb is in the corner* [A SERIES OF ORGANS DESIGNED TO BREAK DOWN FOOD AND EXTRACT ENERGY AND NUTRIENTS.] [A GAMES CONSOLE FOR WHOLEMEAL BISCUITS] [SOMETHING INVENTED BY VICARS] [CHEESE]
The Colegmerate doesn't really have a digestive system itself, but even it knows that the digestive system isn't cheese. I tell him to shut up and cram an entire wheel of cheese down its maw, then select "A games console for wholemeal biscuits". I then pull the abstract representation of the bomb out of the game and into the mindscape, blowing up even more memories.
(I don't know why I lowered Asura to 10 charges last round ignore that)
I sprint towards the Terror Zombie and punch straight through its chest. The Zombie pulls itself along my arm and begins to gnaw at my neck. I slam my head forwards, shattering the Zombie's skull and mine. Ever persistent, the Zombie resumes its attempts to tear out my throat moments later. I pull out my arm and jab my elbow into the Zombie's eye socket before running off to patch up my skull.
Asura: 9/50
Daedra Heart || Chakra Fruit - Chakra Heart: 2/6 (replaces blood with Chakra)
21/50 Elizabeth (She is a super boss in a game made by Altus, so she's pretty powerful. I want this boss battle to work as intended, so I'm bumping up the charge.)
+2 TT
I'm changing the demise of the Maine Cannon slightly, if that's alright with you, Tazz. The Cannon is so hot that it burns straight through 100 solid blocks and ends up in the void, never to be seen in this dimension again.
*Sigh* "I suppose I should have expected that. Still, you did well, cannon. You did well."
I ask, what this veil is that keeps me from transporting beings through dimensions?
Also, since the Colegmerate's skull has reformed, I decide to show it how useless its protection is. I am on a Pokemon kick right now, so I use Psychic.
The Colegmerate's brain is bombarded with psychic ways that mess with its perception. It thinks that up is right, down is right, and right is right. Every direction it moves makes it go more right. This brings it into contact with Uzi, tripping over her and falling flat on whatever could be construed as its face. I suddenly appear in front of the Colegmerate.
"Are you going to get out of your mindspace any time soon, or am I going to have to help you out of it myself?"
The psychic waves have forced a construct that looks and acts like me into the Colegmerate's mindscape. As it is not me, and this construct does not know that the Colegmerate is not good, he tries to help the Colegmerate out. Eventually, the Colegmerate agrees and is led out of the mindscape safely. However, this has taken a whole tenth of a second. During that tenth of a second, the same psychic waves have given him access to his eyes, where he can see me trying to break his skull in with a large iron hammer. The Colegmerate looks back to see the construct that has helped him out, which looks exactly the same. The paradox damages the Colegmerate's mind as I bash his skull in with a hammer.
I mean, you said it yourself! Mental attacks bypass the skull.
Seneca searches through a chest of stuff for his Bazaar Bargain. A wild array of highly improbable stuff (including a space whale. I don't know how that fit in there) is being thrown throw the air, incidentally flying in the direction of the Colgmerate. After a few minutes of humorous rummaging, Seneca finds the weapon, aims for the Colgmerates head, and fires.
Too bad he is out of ammo, and throws it at the colgmerates head out of frustration instead.
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Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Ire, there really are 90 mutant creepers. Even if Crystal's turn 2 was properly counted as attacking the Mutant Creepers, we only killed 7 or 8, meaning there's around 615,000 HP worth of health on the Mutant Creepers alone, enough to fully heal the Colegmerate. The Creepers are probably dead by now, but if there are 11 left, that's 36,000 damage to AZ/N entities.
[1] Gans 356: A 3x3x3 Rubik's cube used for speedcubing. Looks like this: (Gans 356)
[2] Chlorine Manipulation Energies: Same as the Zirconium Manipulation Energies from before, but with chlorine.
[3] Name explanation: Chlorine has an atomic weight of 35.5 (to 3 significant figures), hence the name.
Charges
Project M04-ᴄʏʀɪʟʟɪᴄ ᴄᴀᴘɪᴛᴀʟ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴇʀ (7/10) (+1 from Tazz)
Project M05-NetHack.exe (4/40) (+1 from Tazz)
Action
I scramble the Zirconium Manipulation Cube and solve it. This causes a flurry of zirconium blades to appear out of nowhere and pierce the Colegmerate's Skull.
Suddenly, aa finds herself shifted back in control by a mysterious attack sent out by two beings... She smiles and grabs the Torch Machine Gun her brother was so kind to make for her. A blistering volley of torches connects with the Colegmerate's Skull. aa then throws the gun itself down the Colegmerate's throat, slashes open its body, and dives inside to retrieve the gun, puncturing a few thousand cells on the way.
I use my Grimoire to summon a dragon, one intent on taking a bite out of the Colegmerate's Skull. (Or Brain, if the skull's been re-killed by now.)
==> What Time Mage? You never mentioned a Time Mage.
That's because this is the part where they ambushed us, because we were going to reach the source of the barrier, where they were stealing the lighthouse's fuel to power their spells. But they knew we were going to do that, because that's one of the more annoying things Time Mages do.
I Won't bore you with describing our whole fight, just the results...
Inventory:
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Heart Gauge
Alchemy:
Mythic: I like the idea of having wings, but they're probably going to look out of place with my tail...
I guess humans do have advantages I don't, mainly the ability to wear certain things without looking ridiculous.
I use a flamethrower on the creepers.
~~Charges~~
Giant Honey Badger: 7/25
~~Alchemies~~
Phasesaber || Prismatic Portal Staff = Lunar Transport Energy Blade (3/5)
13/25 and 13/25 for the minigame (+1'd by Cyber-Jesus)
"Three bullets."
Pit fires three rounds from a standard revolver, one hitting each alignment.
"Is this enough? I really don't want to be here, I have a pickup from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe due in 30 minutes, and it's kinda hard to get there when someone holds me up."
"And I need to look up the description on whatever I got."
Lord Calzerb 19/25
Neo 2/5
That one 300 Line && Minecraft Essence && Spear = THIS IS MINECRAFT!!!!!!! 2/???
Memez && More Memez && MOAR MEMEZ = The Ultimate Meme Video 2/???
I'm assuming that Dring Duo is dead.
I roll a one-sided dice. I call it that because it's very "one sided." *Ba Dum-Tss* It chooses a fate for what most players would mean death. It pours lava on a random non-boss PZ entity.
The Noob King attempts at hitting the CX-Droids!
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out
http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
/null
My attack didn't seem to kill any creepers. Or get acknowledged. Please fix.Yaaay! Thanks!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
whops. fixed it for 'ya, you got 14 of the buggers.
Bonesword && Spellbook = Book of the Boneswords (Level 5: 3/6)
S:hehehehe
"Shut up!"
I take the Giant's Knife from its scabbard. I then slash at the skull until the knife breaks. Then I put on the bunny hood and run back 50 blocks and throw the broken knife at the skull.
Come to kspcity! Transportation
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/tra
Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind
23/25 Terrible Tastes +4 from Erelye, +1 from Tazz, +1 from ERROR I mean... uh... whoops, forgot his name.
33/50 The Myth, The Legend, The Misspelling +1 from Tazz
(Post logo && Post Box) && Sniper Rifle 1/?
? Gnu Gun && News 3/??
+2 Crystal
I look up Titans on the GameFaqs guide.
I get annoyed by Tazz's indiscriminate approach to posts, and ask User0 whether she profits off of rage caused by someone other than her, and what the specific limitations of Godmodding Inc. are, since I don't quite understand it. I then plug my laptop back in for another round of questions, directly assaulting the Colegmerate's mindscape, and therefore his Brain.
I place 5,000 damage worth as a bet on the Splatulon on the right. The Colegmerate thinks that the Splatulon looks totally wimpy, and places 10,000 damage on the Phlovomite. I then spam click, and the victor is revealed to be the Splatulon, who punches the Phlovomite out of the screen and somehow into the Colegmerate's mindscape, where it shoots everything up in confusion.
I ask the Colegmerate what it thinks the correct answer is. The Colegmerate ponders this question, and replies that it thinks the first one looks a lot like a carrot. I ask it if it's sure about its answer, and it says that it knows what a carrot looks like. Eh, who am I to question what it's seen. I then completely ignore the Colegmerate's input and choose the third one instead. I also decide to add a handy image to tell what those other things were.
As you can see, the other options were clearly not carrots. I don't even know what that last thing is, and neither does Splapp-me-do. However, the Troll doll beats up the Colegmerate for incredibly inspecific reasons. Probably because it has a toothbrush mustache. Those things make anyone murderous.
53. *Marmite* [URGH!] [WHAT IS THAT?] [...BUT PA MIGHT NOT] [YUM]
The Colegmerate really enjoys marmite. I really don't care since I haven't ever seen marmite in real life. The Colegmerate attempts to offer me some marmite, but I don't quite feel like eating salty yeast paste. I then decide to drop a marmite on the Colegmerate, and a giant stock pot comes from the heavens and smites the Colegmerate beneath its might.
54. SHANGHAI? [IS INDEED THE LARGEST CITY IN CHINA.] [NEVER BEEN] [WHY IS THERE A QUESTION MARK?] [NO, ABOUT 20CM OFF THE GROUND.]
The Colegmerate is torn about which answer to pick, since all of the first three seem applicable. However, I don't think the first one works with a single word as a question, I've been to Shanghai before, and I know why there's a question mark. I then select "No, about 20cm off the ground", since in fact Shang is not that hai. The Colegmerate then notices that it's 20cm off the ground, and tries to get back down to the ground. It then touches the spikes I put there, and is horribly poisoned.
55. What is the digestive system?*A ten-second bomb is in the corner* [A SERIES OF ORGANS DESIGNED TO BREAK DOWN FOOD AND EXTRACT ENERGY AND NUTRIENTS.] [A GAMES CONSOLE FOR WHOLEMEAL BISCUITS] [SOMETHING INVENTED BY VICARS] [CHEESE]
The Colegmerate doesn't really have a digestive system itself, but even it knows that the digestive system isn't cheese. I tell him to shut up and cram an entire wheel of cheese down its maw, then select "A games console for wholemeal biscuits". I then pull the abstract representation of the bomb out of the game and into the mindscape, blowing up even more memories.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
(I don't know why I lowered Asura to 10 charges last round ignore that)
I sprint towards the Terror Zombie and punch straight through its chest. The Zombie pulls itself along my arm and begins to gnaw at my neck. I slam my head forwards, shattering the Zombie's skull and mine. Ever persistent, the Zombie resumes its attempts to tear out my throat moments later. I pull out my arm and jab my elbow into the Zombie's eye socket before running off to patch up my skull.
Asura: 9/50
Daedra Heart || Chakra Fruit - Chakra Heart: 2/6 (replaces blood with Chakra)
He scream
1/5 Song Combo Attack
21/50 Elizabeth (She is a super boss in a game made by Altus, so she's pretty powerful. I want this boss battle to work as intended, so I'm bumping up the charge.)
+2 TT
I'm changing the demise of the Maine Cannon slightly, if that's alright with you, Tazz. The Cannon is so hot that it burns straight through 100 solid blocks and ends up in the void, never to be seen in this dimension again.
*Sigh* "I suppose I should have expected that. Still, you did well, cannon. You did well."I ask, what this veil is that keeps me from transporting beings through dimensions?
Also, since the Colegmerate's skull has reformed, I decide to show it how useless its protection is. I am on a Pokemon kick right now, so I use Psychic.
The Colegmerate's brain is bombarded with psychic ways that mess with its perception. It thinks that up is right, down is right, and right is right. Every direction it moves makes it go more right. This brings it into contact with Uzi, tripping over her and falling flat on whatever could be construed as its face. I suddenly appear in front of the Colegmerate.
"Are you going to get out of your mindspace any time soon, or am I going to have to help you out of it myself?"The psychic waves have forced a construct that looks and acts like me into the Colegmerate's mindscape. As it is not me, and this construct does not know that the Colegmerate is not good, he tries to help the Colegmerate out. Eventually, the Colegmerate agrees and is led out of the mindscape safely. However, this has taken a whole tenth of a second. During that tenth of a second, the same psychic waves have given him access to his eyes, where he can see me trying to break his skull in with a large iron hammer. The Colegmerate looks back to see the construct that has helped him out, which looks exactly the same. The paradox damages the Colegmerate's mind as I bash his skull in with a hammer.
I mean, you said it yourself! Mental attacks bypass the skull.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
/null
189 CREEPERS SLAIN (189 / 200)
5 MUTANTS SLAIN (assuming that you messed up and there really isn't 90, that's 5/5. the round-text said that only 5 were made.)
...that was pretty good.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
9/14 | Mighty Beast (Dog) | + 1 from Tazz
4/25 | Headslide | + 1 from Tazz
Seneca searches through a chest of stuff for his Bazaar Bargain. A wild array of highly improbable stuff (including a space whale. I don't know how that fit in there) is being thrown throw the air, incidentally flying in the direction of the Colgmerate. After a few minutes of humorous rummaging, Seneca finds the weapon, aims for the Colgmerates head, and fires.
Too bad he is out of ammo, and throws it at the colgmerates head out of frustration instead.
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Discussion
Ire, there really are 90 mutant creepers. Even if Crystal's turn 2 was properly counted as attacking the Mutant Creepers, we only killed 7 or 8, meaning there's around 615,000 HP worth of health on the Mutant Creepers alone, enough to fully heal the Colegmerate. The Creepers are probably dead by now, but if there are 11 left, that's 36,000 damage to AZ/N entities.
Alchemies
(SCP-061 && Vocaloid 4 Editor) && Thaumium Bossed Silverwood Wand = SCP-4517-DTG (4/5)
Gans 356[1] && Chlorine Container of Chlorine Manipulation Energies[2] = Gans 35.5[3] (1/?)
[1] Gans 356: A 3x3x3 Rubik's cube used for speedcubing. Looks like this: (Gans 356)
[2] Chlorine Manipulation Energies: Same as the Zirconium Manipulation Energies from before, but with chlorine.
[3] Name explanation: Chlorine has an atomic weight of 35.5 (to 3 significant figures), hence the name.
Charges
Project M04-ᴄʏʀɪʟʟɪᴄ ᴄᴀᴘɪᴛᴀʟ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴇʀ (7/10) (+1 from Tazz)
Project M05-NetHack.exe (4/40) (+1 from Tazz)
Action
I scramble the Zirconium Manipulation Cube and solve it. This causes a flurry of zirconium blades to appear out of nowhere and pierce the Colegmerate's Skull.
3/25 kick-starter campaign for a salad meal.
Then I try to convince Richard that poisonous mosquitotato is his favorite food since in the future it will be the case(DTG 2).
Eh.
This article of the guide is strange.
/null
34/50 League Setup cyan x2, engie x4, free
18/20 Starters 3
+2 engie
TM 07 AND TM11 AND AND TM18 AND Remote Control = Weather Controller M 5/6
Ditto Ultraball AND Pickaxe AND Axe AND Shovel AND Sword AND Patent = Multitool M 1000 3/6
___
Cyan, the bidding thing is done, I wouldn't keep giving +2s if I were you, but feel free to keep doing that if you want.
Mercury shoots Crusader's Crossbow M at the starters.
I dance on the skull/other part of the Conglomerate.
New Alchemy! Sword && Balloon && Coconut && Gun = ??? (1/???)
Quote: 21/50
Melia: 7/50
+2 charges to whoever is not affiliated with the person that calls themself UserZero.
It's High Noon
Duality: 17/25 (+1 from Tazz).
Torch Machine Gun: Complete!
Torch Machine Gun && Redstone == Redstone Torch Machine Gun: 1/3.
Suddenly, aa finds herself shifted back in control by a mysterious attack sent out by two beings... She smiles and grabs the Torch Machine Gun her brother was so kind to make for her. A blistering volley of torches connects with the Colegmerate's Skull. aa then throws the gun itself down the Colegmerate's throat, slashes open its body, and dives inside to retrieve the gun, puncturing a few thousand cells on the way.
Oh no
I use my Grimoire to summon a dragon, one intent on taking a bite out of the Colegmerate's Skull. (Or Brain, if the skull's been re-killed by now.)
==> What Time Mage? You never mentioned a Time Mage.
That's because this is the part where they ambushed us, because we were going to reach the source of the barrier, where they were stealing the lighthouse's fuel to power their spells. But they knew we were going to do that, because that's one of the more annoying things Time Mages do.
I Won't bore you with describing our whole fight, just the results...
Inventory:
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Heart Gauge
Alchemy:
Mythic: I like the idea of having wings, but they're probably going to look out of place with my tail...
I guess humans do have advantages I don't, mainly the ability to wear certain things without looking ridiculous.
Cosplay Wings && Werecreature Proof outfit = Winged Hunter Cosplay (Level 1: 2/2)
I'll try another combination right away.
Zweihander && Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts = ???
Charges:
Stray Phoenix 13/15 (+2 from Twinbuilder, +1 from Talist, +1 from Tazz)
Corridors of Darkness? 3/25 (+1 from Tazz)
Boosts:
+1 for Twin
+1 for Talist
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
Kanohi Hau Nuva: 12/25 (Freebie)
Skarmory: 10/25
I believe the Sitrus powder is ready for use, despite it not being listed as activated in the last update.
Magic Gun && Tracer: 2/3+
Lifeforce Transfusion Needle && Dagger: 1/?
I set up a trap on the ground near the Colegmerate. When a PZ steps on it, it will explode.
DTG0 Inventory: Radiant Sights, Spellweaver, Thunderstruck, Kanohi Hau Nuva
Mask work: Coming Soon!
BIONICLE Antics
Can we use alchemies to enter entities' and godmodders' mindscapes during gameplay?
Also, Bomber57, I really like your avatar.
/Null