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ATTENTION GS/PZ: Due to the massive entity advantage possessed by the Anti-Zero faction, the GS team and PZ teams are entering a state of truce, which will last until the entity advantage is evened out. ConsumerOfAll can back me up on this idea. All attacks should be directed at the AZ entities to bring their huge entity advantage down to more managable levels.

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JUST A QUICK QUESTION TO PZs/GSs: Is there anything protecting the Imperator right now?

I mean, I ALMOST gave it some giant heal last time, and totally would have if Tazz hadn't decided to take pity on my vacationing soul, so, I would just like to confirm...

Assuming my 15-charge attack is not reduced in damage, it's HP will be left at 10000, with the void shields down.

Then of course the wealth ray is gonna rekt it.

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ATTENTION GS/PZ: Due to the massive entity advantage possessed by the Anti-Zero faction, the GS team and PZ teams are entering a state of truce, which will last until the entity advantage is evened out. ConsumerOfAll can back me up on this idea. All attacks should be directed at the AZ entities to bring their huge entity advantage down to more managable levels.

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Hoping this post merges with the above.
As mention in the previous post, if my charge attack works and the wealth ray works, their boss is dead. The truce is agreed.

Also, if you can do anything about boswer, please make him not attack the toby dog if you can. I have a plan to use Dummied Out to remove the Iron Chief's effects, while the dog wrecks Ultra Greed to death.
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Crud, it didn't merge.

Assuming that the Hyperstorm not dodging that one attack due to the +10% bonus from piloting not being counted is corrected, the Hyperstorm would execute an overkill attack on the Imperator anyways, and a powerful boss might just decimate the AZ ranks with crit-boosted attacks. Otherwise though, I still want that spoil (don't worry about yours, due to the fact that there was a mistake you still end up with a Weath Ray, and in fact another Weath Ray will drop when it actually does go down).

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Quote from Talist»

Second, would someone mind explaining what this Dark Carnival thing is and what they're doing?

Well, they're a Piono-created faction more or less focused on the creation of paradoxes. And general evil, or whatever.

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ATTENTION GS/PZ: Due to the massive entity advantage possessed by the Anti-Zero faction, the GS team and PZ teams are entering a state of truce so that we can finally push the battle back to the 5000 block line, murdering everyone because I have no clue what I'm doing.

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FTFY, Crusher. Nah, just kidding. But keep the consequences of your actions in mind, pay attention to what's going on, and prepare to have a magnificent funeral. 100% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes, 5-course meals, live concerts, and interpretive dance about how much you failed.
Let's start with the basics. Obviously, your body would be packed into a gold-plated coffin, and set out to sea. The ship would then be nuked completely, broadcast to everyone on every channel live. Morgan Freeman gives your eulogy, citing your many virtues, including trying to murder everyone on this server. We finally receive extraterrestrial contact, as aliens are incredibly interested in your funeral. Satan's cathedral holds the proceedings, and your coffin boat is set out on the lakes of hell, brimstone and sulfur included. By which I mean there are ceremonial blood lasers that fire into the sky as the boat travels across hell. And after it's all said and done the Captain takes in your corpse as an SCP. Then you go in the room where all the robots scream at you, then android hell.

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Forget it, using it now!

20/20 DEPLOYING AS ATTACK, PROBABLY UNNECESSARILY

13/50

The Imperator receives a note in the mail:

"Funeral of World's Best Minecrafter, I know you were his rival-ish and he did some terrible things to you, but could you please come anyways?"

The Imperator, despite being a giant ship, decides to go in his totally convenient human form that he definitely has.

It walks into the location; a simple church. He looks around. It's a very normal location, with pews and the standard setup, but... there's nobody their. The chairs are empty. All he sees is, at the very front, one coffin.

The Imperator slowly walks towards the coffin, looking around him as he goes...

Total silence. Nothing happens.

He reaches the coffin...

Slowly pries open the lid...

And finds...

Nothing.

It's an empty coffin.

Or it was, until the Imperator was kicked from behind and shoved into it.

The Imperator pulls himself up, and quickly looks around. Suddenly, the pews are filled with people, who stare at him in silence. Then, they begin singing slowly...

~Amazing grace, how sweet the sound~

The Imperator tries to pull himself out of the coffin, but he can barely move, like something is holding him in place! As he struggles, he begins to feel an intense burning sensation from inside! He continues struggling, but the doors he came in through slam shut!

~That couldn't save a wretch like The Imperator~

He finds himself completely incapable of movement, totally incapable of moving anything but his eyes, out of his peripheral vision, he can see a dark figure out of the corner of his eye...

~We tried, and tried, and gave up trying~

He desperately struggles, and grunts, but all sensation has ceased. He can not move. He can not breathe. He isn't burning, he isn't sweating. He can't do anything at all.

~And now we see the truth~

He can't move his eyes any more. His vision begins to blur, and the dark figure moves closer...

~The Imperator's time is over~

Flesh and blood doesn't run through his veins anymore, but an embalming solution instead. A peaceful look is across his face, but the Imperator feels only panic, panic, and more panic...

~THIS EARTH WAS TOO GOOD FOR HIM~

The Imperator begins to feel hot again... burning up... but it isn't his body that feels hot... it's something else... his soul?

~HELL SHALL BE HIS NEW HOME~

The Dark Figure finally steps into view. It is his executioner. As the diamond axe is raised, The Imperator cries one final tear...

This was never the World's Best Minecraft Player's funeral.

The axe comes down one last time.

I honestly don't care if that was a waste of some firepower, I want the guy DEAD.

NOTE: I honestly wouldn't mind going with a truce to the GS-es if it meant we could take down some of those pesky AZ-es. Snowball, the only entity I have to command, ignore the GS-es! I'll take my revenge for their part in World's Best's death later...

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FTFY, Crusher. Nah, just kidding. But keep the consequences of your actions in mind, pay attention to what's going on, and prepare to have a magnificent funeral. 100% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes, 5-course meals, live concerts, and interpretive dance about how much you failed.
Let's start with the basics. Obviously, your body would be packed into a gold-plated coffin, and set out to sea. The ship would then be nuked completely, broadcast to everyone on every channel live. Morgan Freeman gives your eulogy, citing your many virtues, including trying to murder everyone on this server. We finally receive extraterrestrial contact, as aliens are incredibly interested in your funeral. Satan's cathedral holds the proceedings, and your coffin boat is set out on the lakes of hell, brimstone and sulfur included. By which I mean there are ceremonial blood lasers that fire into the sky as the boat travels across hell. And after it's all said and done the Captain takes in your corpse as an SCP.
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I am VERY certain that you still outnumber the combined team of us and the PZs, so that is extremely unlikely. Also, note that I said "truce" (as in temporary truce), not alliance. It will end as soon as the entity advantage shifts away from the omnipresent AZ advantage, so the truce will be over by the time you guys would actually start being pushed back.
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1/50 A Youkai that's at least a millennium *Train whistle* Okay, stopping that description now. I still put it in the poe-*Gets flattened by train*

28/50 Beat Beat Beat To the left! +3 Xslayer

*Saving until everyone else is done* 50/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time. Note to self: MegaMiner , Nullitor, Speedon, Pit, and Battlefury making own Charge. I think people who want to save the Earth should start plussing others now.)

Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 8/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)

The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time.

+ 3 MegaMiner

Star's Armored Phone II Satellite Dish: Star's Armored Phone-Now with Internet! 3/??

Multiplies data gathering speed by 1.5.

Small Nuke && Flowers II Grass II Mushrooms II Saplings II Bone Meal: Reset Bomb 2/??

Resets the environment in an area back to its natural state. I wonder where I'm going to use this...

I decide to make an attack so simple that it cannot possibly fail. Nope. There's no way this could go wrong.

I add -10 to sans' dodge chance.

Yes, that is a negative number.

The Pact: ================================================== 44/50

(+8 from TFT, +4 from jondanger, +3 from Raven, +2 from FBSN in reserve)

I +3 crystalcat.

The Scribe punches some numbers into a device on his wrist, then aims it at a section of the sky. A green beam of light shoots out that creates a swirling portal of madness. But this isn't just any swirling portal of madness. It's a gateway from Minecraftia into the Dimension of Weirdness - Dimension 953. The Scribe doesn't have the time nor energy to register what comes out, though. He's hard at work, slaving away for his best friend. So the Scribe walks back to his underground lab, leaving the portal hover ominously in the air.

A few seconds later, the battleship comes out.

It would stretch as high as the block limit if it were positioned vertically, but this battleship just shoots out of the portal, no questions asked, colliding with the battlefield in a solid thud. The ground cracks and gives way, but the battleship holds its weight. The navally inclined realize that this isn't just any old battleship. It's a Yamato-class battleship, the kind used by Japan during World War II. In short, it's the heaviest and most powerful battleship ever constructed on the planet. But Earth technology isn't a good reference point for the chaos that is this war. So what's this battleship got going for it?

The battleship grows crab legs. That's the best way I can hope to describe it. Six long and spindly appendages burst out of the battleship after a few seconds, keeping it balanced and suspended in the air. Poking from the hull of the ship is the grotesque and deformed head of a massive alien crab, and it's then that everyone realizes. Whatever monster this thing is, the ship is its shell. The crabship walks forward, lumbering towards Steven. The ship's weaponry whirs to life - and boy, is there a lot of it. Anti-aircraft turrets and naval guns rev up, ready to decimate Steven. But that isn't the only trick this ship has up its shell.

Instantly, the guns shift their appearance, folding in on themselves and turning into a fearsome combination of railguns and superlasers. Composed of two half-cylinders with energy traveling in between them and enlarging itself into an all-consuming beam of power rather than a focused shot, these things can only be described as bloated Wave Motion Guns. The ship's entire arsenal of these guns fires at Steven at once, a hundred lasers simultaneously blaring out of the ship like an off-kilter dubstep solo. Steven's body is charred, and he is sent back flying into a cliff. Once the ship halts its assault, the bridge undergoes a transformation.

Unfolding from the bridge comes a series of solar panels that gleam with brilliance. The sun, which is high overhead, flares up for the briefest of seconds. Suddenly, the solar panels begin to glow, steam rising from them. The ship's chassis shudders, and the main Wave Motion Gun charges up a singular golden shot. Steven tries to run, but he is dwarfed in size by the ship, and its weaponry can easily track him down and home in on him. He is powerless. After half a minute, the solar panels are white-hot, having caught an immense amount of solar energy. The Wave Motion Gun salutes the sun, letting out a blaring cylinder of hard light that gives Steven ULTIMATE SUNBURN.

Ultraviolet light and gamma rays flow through Steven's body, incinerating every fiber of his beings. His atomic structure is warped and mutated, and not in the good way that turns you into the Hulk or the guys from Nuclear Throne. It's pretty safe to say that Steven's entire body is cancerous now. Not to mention that his skin has been pretty much eroded, leaving only gleaming red muscles that are charred to a crisp. But hey, at least he's got a rockin' tan. You go, Steven. Also, the hard light evaporated a solid chunk of ground where Steven was standing all the way down to bedrock, meaning that Steven falls a hundred or so meters and takes even greater fall damage. This also provides for the perfect opportunity to focus on Steven even more while he's trapped in a hole.

Namely, the giant enemy crab can attack Steven's weak point for massive damage. So that's what it does. In a stunning and unexpected reversal of memetic mutation, this time it is the crab that attacks the weak point rather than the crab's weak point being attacked. Flying into the hole, the crabship brutally attacks Steven, pinpointing his exact weak points and capitalizing on them to deal a predictable amount of massive damage. This pretty much means he's being torn apart by claws, shot by eye laser beams and Wave Motion Guns, and being attacked with the power of the sun.

This goes on for a solid ten minutes.

Finally, the crabship prepares its ultimate attack. The crabship merges all of its weapons into one singular Wave Motion Gun of absolute perfection codenamed the A.F.K.: the Atrocious Flak Kit-Kat Cannon. It's a massive flak cannon that fires bursts of really bad kit-kats. However, since it fires fhree kit-kats per burst, and fhree isn't even a real number, this causes the minds of its target to explode, and it also causes the kit-kats to explode because of that AND how atrocious they are. It also fires a thousand bursts per millisecond, which means a million explosions a second. The crabship fires the gun, creating a blinding light and a deafening noise.

This goes on for another ten minutes. By that time, Steven is literally grounded into paste. Satisfied, the crabship leaves through the portal.

Flakthrower && Ichor Bullets = Armor Piercer 7/9 (Some of you might see where I am going with this.)

Deus Noctem && Life Shaver II Machine Gun = Deterio Inclina 3/16

Dualizer && Heaven's Gate && Devil's Sunrise = Dual Balance 2/???

+2 IGN, +1 Ire

The Artist and The Yandere 19/50

Winchester Rotomo 24/30

Save the World... Sort of 9/50

Maurice Altara attacks Love.

Redstone equips the Helmet of Data.

Redstone suddenly gains completely black eyes, and says creepily:

I bet you haven't played this game before.
Suddenly, cylinders, spheres, and blocks with square studs begin to slam into Uzi.

I'm just like sans.

Pistols fire, and she is suddenly riding a skateboard. The skateboard explodes as she is trapped in a box made of the same bricks from her slam jam session, this time with a glass wall facing Redstone. His eyes turn practically white.

His eyes blink with blood red.
Left, left, right, left, right, right, left, right, left, left, left, right.
Two blocks appear, and start firing rockets at Uzi.
Left, left, right, left, right, right, left, right, left, left, left, right.
The box disappears, and she is suddenly attacked by many people with hammers, swords, and daggers.

But it isn't done.

A cardboard box appears on Uzi's head with blades inside. The box keeps flashing from the words "Hentai" to "Not really" to "It's just anime."

A tentacled monster appears, constantly whipping Uzi with it's natural tentacles and shooting laser beams at her. The tentacled monster leaves.

Redstone rapidly moves his hands north, south, east, and west. More blocks appear, hitting her, now with real damage.

Welcome to ROBLOX.

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1/50 A Youkai that's at least a millennium *Train whistle* Okay, stopping that description now. I still put it in the poe-*Gets flattened by train*

Aaaaaaaaand there it is. Didn't expect you to try it, but let me just point this out:

I won't be surprised if we get a real bad time from that one. As in "Very likely to end in a Bad Ending" time.

Spoilers: I do not entirely trust this one, for reasons I'd go into if I didn't want people to try it anyway to spite me.

You're really shocked over just one charge that, realistically, would not have a chance to do what you think it would?

...Good point. Um...carry on?

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Alchemies

Lux Warded Jar && Brightsteel = Luminite (9/9)

Invidia Warded Jar && Rune of Envy && SCP-1133-5 && 2x Electrum Shears = Twin Shears of Leviathan (8/13)

Lucrum Warded Jar && Rune of Greed && SCP-1133-3 && Silver Spoon = Mammon's Spoon (4/13)

NEW: Desidia Warded Jar && Rune of Sloth && SCP-1133-6 && Large Anime Girl Plush Doll = Wandworker's Doll (1/13 probly)

Module Action

Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (42/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (30/50)
Project M13-ON THE OTHER SIDE (42/50) (+3 from Generic)
+3 to TwinBuilder

Action

I lock Steven in a random chamber and tell him he is not allowed to leave unless he completes my challenges.

Challenge 1: NetHack with Cognitohazards

A computer appears in the room. He must then play NetHack with the following mods:

Every time he descends or ascends a staircase, one Beta-class cognitohazard (as defined in SCP-2626) is displayed on the screen.

Every time he makes an inefficient move (as determined by me), two Beta-class cognitohazards are displayed on the screen.

Every time his hunger status changes, one Gamma-class cognitohazard is displayed on the screen.

Every time he prays, one Gamma-class cognitohazard is displayed on the screen.

Every time he identifies something, two Gamma-class cognitohazards are displayed on the screen.

Every time he dies, one Delta-class cognitohazard is displayed on the screen.

When he ascends, the screen switches to rapidly flashing Delta-class cognitohazards for 10 hours. Also, he is forced to look at it as the first cognitohazard causes his body to uncontrollably stiffen.

Challenge 2: The Binding of AT88TV

The computer switches to a game of The Binding of Isaac. Pressing any key causes EAS Tones, which do not deafen him but instead are potent cognitohazards, to play followed by the screen freezing for 10 hours. When Steven is about to rage, a cognitohazard will cause him to uncontrollably tear off all of his body parts. When the game is complete, a cognitohazard will appear on the screen, causing his blood to transmute into fluoroantimonic acid.

Challenge 3: Instant Death

Steven is then forced to use Windows Instant Death, killing him instantly.

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Aaaaaaaaand there it is. Didn't expect you to try it, but let me just point this out:

I won't be surprised if we get a real bad time from that one. As in "Very likely to end in a Bad Ending" time.

Spoilers: I do not entirely trust this one, for reasons I'd go into if I didn't want people to try it anyway to spite me.

"Pit, you don't know who I'm summoning. I mean, you do, but you don't know the character of who I am summoning. The person I am summoning will not do anything that you fear, despite being able to destroy Ayaze if my summon felt like it. Or the OP Scale. Wonder what that would be like...probably some sort of self-contained paradox. Good thing it isn't happening!

Wait, let me try that again. While my summon COULD destroy everyone here with a single application of power, my summon will not do so because my summon is not the type of person to do something like that."
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11/50 Prototype (Redacted!)

9/25 Sleeper Agent

15/15 Boom Drones are equiped on DR Boom

Boom Drones:

HP:75,000

Attacks:

Bombing Run: Does 1,000 damage to 2 random enemies.

Specials:

Life Syrup Injector: Heals user by 20% of their HP

Buff Back: Prevents any buff or passive from being negated and those that were negated before are re applied

Inventory:

Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)

Welp, time to start building, soon.

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[topsnip]

Third, Notch dang it Pricey. You ruined the surprise. But this thing is going to take me a long time to figure out. I'm trying to cut out all the stops. Although... Tazz? Just out of curiosity... What's the average damage and HP of a 200 post entity? ... Oh, no. It's nothing. I'm just... asking for a friend. Who lives in a parallel universe and plays a game incredibly similar to DTG.

[bottomsnip]

Hezetor will draw one card.

Tarkus will use Missile barrage on Dark Dreamy Bowser, Stardust Monolith, The Avenger.

Spadaccino 48/50

...... 38/50 +3 from Ninjatwist

... 13/50 +1 from Talist +3 from Ninjatwist +1 from Pricey

Module && Mithril && Orichalcum && Adamantium = Metallica Module (Level 10: 6/11)


Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 5/16)


Module || A book on ultra-dense extrusion = Module of superior metallurgy (Level 10: 4/11)

+1 Talist + 1 Pricey +1 Toast.

Ah screw it, against my better judgement, I decided to give in to my baser instincts and join this game.

I have way too much time on my hands... u.u

A red silhouette materializes.

Here's a present for future services rendered Richard.

It then leaves: permanently. Don't worry tazz, the OP King's not going to interfere here beyond what he just did.

Everyone attuned to elemental magic feels a powerful swirl of magic beginning...

terra firma AND energy condenser: greater orb of earth: 1/16. For some reason condensing the energy of the elements gets them closer to their true power potential. Perhaps alchemizing them similar to the below alchemies might get them even further?

earth magic AND energy condenser: lesser orb of earth: 1/11

earth magic AND glass orb: minor orb of earth: 1/6

1/10 for earth elemental

1/20 for earth archons

1/50 for earth titan

+1 to twin, hezetor and engie. Chose three at semi-random.

Since I won't be introducing my character for another... five posts, something random happens...

erm... a giant goat statue falls and lands on one of the PZ entities.

Revan has managed to relax and decides to focus their action. This ought to be interesting

The Cards appear important, and Twitchy seemed somewhat trustworthy in their painful probe into her mind. So Revan draws a card. Hopefully this won't start a game of Pazaak... Revan internally groans even thinking about Pazaak and its annoying gameplay.

Heh... So close yet so far away... Don't worry ladies and gentlemen, I am coming.

Don't understand? You will soon.

Nyarlathotep reaches into his face, snatching a small tendril. He draws it out and places it upon the Alchemiter.

Charges

The Crawling Chaos: 36/50 (+3 from Tazz for all)

???: 31/50

The Summoning Key: 31/50

Assists

TwinBuilder, Piono and Star/FBSN

Alchemiter

Tendril of an Outer God ++ Alchemiter 1/??

This appears to corrupting the Alchemiter into something else.

The Pack-A-Punch with Built in Mystery Box

This legendary version of the Alchemiter has the standard features of the Alchemiter with a bonus; It also has a side function which allows the items in the Alchemiter it be completely randomized into another item. ?? will trigger the Mystery Box function. All items will also become Eldritch (unique status which could slightly damage Sanity of opponents when used) put in the Pack-A-Punch.

+1 to pricey, revan and FBSN

minor orb of earth: 2/6

lesser orb of earth: 2/11

greater orb of earth: 2/16

2/10 for earth elemental

2/20 for earth archons

3/50 (+1 from revan) for earth titan.

Random things continue to happen in absence of using an actual character.

The snow tank suddenly begins melting, as a giant tank-melter has appeared next to it, and begun melting the snow tank.

The snowball suddenly begins melting as it suddenly begins getting melted by an extremely hot and large snowball melter, which is melting the snowball.

Redundantly brought to you by the redundant department of redundancy department, or RDORD, which stands for the Redundant Department of Redundancy Department, which brought you this redundant message.

@FBSN: ah, no. My bad. I'm Anti-Zero, I misread the update. The world status is HUGE.

Let me guess. Piono, you're Neutral, right?

Also, self reminder Update on Charges!

*Saving until everyone else is done* 50/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time

1/50 A Youkai that's at least a millennium *Train whistle* Okay, stopping that description now. I still put it in the poe-*Gets flattened by train*

30/50 Beat Beat Beat To the left! (+1 Revan, Piono)

0/20 The entity whose only action is to charge

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