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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
2/7/2014
Posts:
72
Location:
The Mindscape
Minecraft:
Irecreeper
Member Details
=Turn One=
(32 / 40) Besieging: The Armored Carrier
(5 / 20) Prototype
(42 / 50) The Pact (+6 from Mythic)
+3 to Insert
=Action=
I decide to place a cat down on the ground. I then duct-tape a piece of buttered toast to the other side of the cat. Since buttered toast always falls butter-side down and cats always fall feet first, I decide to pick up the cat-with-toast, place in it a generator, and spin it around. I use the infinite energy from the generator to power a drone that quickly duct-tapes a cat and a slice of buttered toast to Dr. Andonuts.
The drone then picks him up, and spins him while dropping him. He's caught in a perpetual spinning motion of JUSTICE or something. Whatever it is, it's making Dr. Andonuts sick. There's then a scene of rapid-fire vomit I'd rather not describe in detail, and me somehow feeding him red-hot chili-peppers as he spins. I then grab the cat-toast generator, and throw it and Andonuts for good measure.
You cannot hope to stop me. Soon, my army of spice will arrive. Or i will just toss my 20 charge into making it too strong to counter.
Your salt is doomed. Give it up, and join me on the spice side. Together, we will rule this forum game and slay uz0.
Battlefury13 offers his hand- the one with the Gravity Gauntlet on it, which was made with Vader's crush gauntlet, towards Irecreepers prone form.
*puts on cheap plastic Darth Vader mask*
/null count: 2
whelp this is the last one i thiink
/half-joking post.
It will involve lawyers
I have a legal alchemy. One based off phoenix wright.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
See, Tazz, Star actually does need to not die for RP reasons. Why will be seen momentarily.
Remember, he's not actually a Minecraftian.
*Saving until everyone else is done* 50/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time. XSlayer, if you want to help, + someone else. I recommend either MegaMiner or OldSithRevan
3/50 A Youkai that's somehow still sleeping, despite crushing me with a train last turn. How does she do that? *Opens portal* *Snores* "I'monly17." *Snores* "I'monly17." *Closes Portal* Seriously? That's instinctive? (+1 Tazz)
And yes, I checked. She wakes in 10 days. Get ready for...a personality.
35/50 Beat Beat Beat To the left! (+3 XSlayer, +1 Tazz) Beat Beat Take it back now, y'all! One hop this time! BAM!
+1 saved
+1 Revan, MegaMiner, Piono
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 9/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)
The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time.
Star's Armored Phone II Satellite Dish: Star's Armored Phone-Now with Internet! (I like this name better than Star's Armored Satellite Dish. It's basically the exact same thing.) 4/6
Multiplies data gathering speed by 1.5.
Small Nuke && Flowers II Grass II Mushrooms II Saplings II Bone Meal: Reset Bomb 3/16 Okay, guess I need to give up the game here because otherwise you'd summon someone out from under me.
"Viridi, I think you're forgetting who I'm building this for. As in, you. It'll boost the power of your special attack later on if you let me build this. OK? OK. Please direct any and all complaints to my phone."
If she still complains, I will stop, but it wouldn't be logical for her to do so.
Focused Action. Pull out all the stops. Make tremendous sacrifices.
Once More Into the Breach.
Star prepares for...it. He checks his phone, he checks his entities, he checks his summons, he checks his charges, he checks the battlefield, he checks his hand, and he checks his bank account.
"Well, here I go. Wish me luck."
Star slowly and deliberately takes out the stone connected to his portal power, and puts it in a portal to the AI which then closes.
Depowered Star-20/20 HP
Health bar here for this attack's storyline purpose to play out as is.
He then takes out two swords from his inventory, and tosses one of them at Userzero's feet.
“3.5 hours are left in the day,
You should probably listen to what I say,
So here we go let's try this once more,
We've still not settled our 3-year-old score,
The target has changed from a lad to a dame,
The name may have changed the objective's the same,
To destroy someone who has the power,
To bring the world to its darkest hour,
What should work doesn't while what shouldn't will,
Because the Godmodder has power but sometimes lacks skill,
The two forces that preside over this fight,
Are locked in battle with no end in sight,
One the force of the author's thought,
The other is the problem that drives the plot,
What works is creative-there are no other rules,
This shall be my first (and probably last) of straight-up sword duels,
The plot has advanced oh so far,
From the server of Genericraft to where we are,
Homestuck invasions to the Secret of the Void,
3 universes and Earth being destroyed,
To you the one who from which Richard took his crown,
Which means of course you must have gone down,
How that happened will be decided today,
So come on Userzero...let's play.
Now, let’s give them all a show. Uzi? I challenge you to a duel.”
By “challenge”, I of course mean force into fighting me 1v1.
Uzi, being the pragmatic person she is, decides to just try shooting me with her Uzis. I counter by slicing each and every bullet as they come spiraling towards me.
I slowly walk forward, deflecting, slicing, and dodging all of Uzi’s Dakka.
As I get close to her, she, while firing with one hand, grabs the saber I threw at her and tries to stab me in the gut. I deflect it upwards, and then grab hold of the uzi still in her hand, throwing it down.
“Please, do not think that it will be that easy. By the end of this, you will remember me.”
(Gone in a second)
Uzi nonchalantly swings again towards my side
(Ultimate destruction)
I punish by knocking the sword upwards and giving a small slice to her cheek
(Gods are warring)
I try to follow up with a blow to the head, but she swings back and intercepts
(Sorrow never-ending)
Her sword shaves down the side of mine, and buries into my hand.
(Endless chaos)
I scream in pain, and guide her sword away from her body,
(For an eternity)
Repaying her with a stab to the upper chest
(Welcome to the abyss)
She backs up, angered. Why isn’t she regenerating from the slash?
(INSERT RECORD SCRATCH)
“What? I’ve watched your counters. I’m going to bring something that you can’t counter just by saying you’re immune to swords. Carbonadium sword! Murdering all your pesky Wolverines and Saberteeth since 2012!
Hey, if he can steal posts from other people, I get to steal lines from him.
Let the music play!”
(Backwater town where nothing happens)
She comes at me with a reckless swing at my head, so I
(Don't let disguises fool you)
Completely fall for her feint, as her slash goes towards my legs
(Evil is coming from everywhere)
Giving me a small cut that hurts more than it should
(Destroying all that we believe is good)
Extra pain doesn’t matter to me, and I jump back, to continue the assault
(My mother's ghost still haunts me now)
I come back with five quick feints in succession
(Fortune abandoned by God)
Uzi does not fall for any of them
(Nothing can bring her back to me)
She tries to take the opportunity to slice at my arm
(Now I will seek to rage heaven's doors)
But I anticipate that, knocking the attack over my shoulder, and embedding my sword in her hip
(There is no mercy, compassion in the world)
She takes the sword buried in her side, grabs it
(Embrace the chaos)
And uses the opportunity to slice at my head
(For in the end that is All)
I duck, and force my sword out of her body
(Now the universe is broken, lost its force)
But the early cut hampers me, and I can’t dodge her slash to my body.
(Turn your back on all you have loved)
I counter with an overhead swing
(For it is)
Which I change into a sideswipe at her head
(Gone in a second)
Going around her sword and cutting into her head
(Ultimate destruction)
She tries to take the opportunity
(Gods are warring)
To stab me in the heart
(Sorrow never-ending)
But misses as I twist out of the way
(Endless chaos)
The sword twists as well
(For an eternity)
Creating a larger hole in Uzi’s face
(Welcome to the abyss)
We back away from each other, I grasping at my side, Uzi at her face
(Creation desperate)
We both swing again
(Waiting for a)
Swords colliding and bouncing off each other
(Miracle to transcend all war)
Up, Down, Left, Right, Feint
(Watch how the bloodlust of the divine)
Nothing works through either of our defenses
(Throw out its hatred for all time)
Then I leave open a hole on my injured side
(There is no mercy, compassion in the world)
Uzi knows that it is probably a trick, but tries anyways.
(Embrace the chaos)
I perform a quick block
(For in the end that is All)
And try to reverse the attack
(Now the universe is broken, lost its force)
But Uzi is there to block my counter
(Turn your back on all you have loved)
She tries to counter me
(For it is)
But I block the attack
(Gone in a second)
This time, I force her sword
(Ultimate destruction)
Down towards the ground
(Gods are warring)
I give a cut to Uzi’s knees myself
(Sorrow never-ending)
And jump over her counterattack
(Endless chaos)
She gives me a small cut to the cheek
(For an eternity)
While I recover from the jump
(Welcome to the end, to the abyss)
I sink down for a second
(End as beginning)
And burst up with a ferocious attack
(And so it will be)
Uzi jumps back
(Alpha Omega)
As the entire battlefield stops to see the climax of the duel
(The end thou shalt see)
Uzi tries to counter me with an overhead swing
(Gone in a second)
I block her sword
(Gods are warring)
She pushes me down
(Gone in a second)
I push the sword to the side, and let her sword’s momentum carry it into the earth
(Ultimate destruction)
I give a reckless sideswipe
(Gods are warring)
She blocks it hastily
(Sorrow never-ending)
I turn her block around
(Endless chaos)
Forcing her sword away from her body
(For an eternity)
I give a ferocious cut to her stomach
(Welcome to the end)
As Uzi stabs me in the chest
(To the abyss)
I slump. My sword falls from my grasp. Uzi gives a slight smirk.
Depowered Star: 0/20 HP
“…There you go, underestimating your enemies again.”
With my left hand, I give a strong grip on her sword hand, keeping it in place.
“You ought to make a business out of it.”
Uzi tries to tear her hand out of my grasp, but I hold her fast.
“This is a natural phenomenon known as Dead Man’s Grip. When someone is dying, and they know they are dying, they have nothing to lose, and their body loses its natural limitations. Let this be a lesson to you, UserZero. Without limits, anyone can do anything.”
I look Uzi straight in the eyes. She sees pain, suffering, sadness, anger, but more than that, she sees resolve. She sees my resolve to finish this. She tugs even harder on the sword, trying to pull it out, or free her hand, but my grip does not move.
I force the sword out of my body, leaving a gash cutting through my lung. Yet, I still stay strong, keeping a tight grip on Uzi’s hand. I put my face next to hers, and stare into her eyes again. I give a quick peck to her cheek, and wink.
Rasping, I gasp, "Death is not always the end."
Meanwhile, I have, with my right hand, reached into my pocket, pulled out a boxing glove, and put it on. While Uzi is stunned from the kiss, I wind up for an attack, and punch Uzi straight in the face right as I let go of her hand. Her momentum and the attack push her back a long distance, skidding and rolling across the field.
Now, with nothing holding on to me, I fall to the ground on my back, as the boxing glove rolls away.
“I told you guys, didn’t I? No proxies here. This is the real Star. And I can’t respawn.
Guys, see you soon…”
As I lose strength, I take my right hand, no longer in the boxing glove, and shakily raise my fist. My thumb goes up, and stays that way, as my eyes close.
Star has died.
Has Flowey left Good
But it Refused
Seriously itll be bad if or when he realizes that Im the one with determination here not Tazz yet Tazz is the one with the Narrative powers that allow him to do things such as save As long as Flowey thinks he knows how this world works were probably safe Well relatively safe were still going to be dealing with Omega Flowey soon Or you will considering Im going to be on a mission
Now Body where did you go I need to get you quickly theres a world to save
And as far as Battlefury is concerned yes dead mans grip is the humans natural limit break for when irreparable damage to muscles does not matter anymore It is OP only if you think that dying is not enough of an offset to use it
And dont worry Tazz I will lack punctuation only for this one part of this one post Itll be fixed soon enough
CAPTAIN FALCON IS VERY UPSET ABOUT MISSING CAPTAIN FALCON'S FALCON PUNCH DESPITE STAR PUTTING ASIDE AN ENTIRE ALCHEMY TO DO SO. AS SUCH, CAPTAIN FALCON IS VERY VERY UNHAPPY WITH THE CURRENT SITUATION. CAPTAIN FALCON DECIDES THAT SOMEONE NEEDS TO DIE. SILLY USERZERO, CAPTAIN FALCON DOES NOT GIVE UP JUST BECAUSE CAPTAIN FALCON MISSES ONE ATTACK. CAPTAIN FALCON EITHER FALCON PUNCHES DR. ANDONUTS, IF MISSING THE FALCON PUNCH DOES NOT DEPLETE THE CHARGE, OR USES FALCON KNEE! ON DR. ANDONUTS, DEALING 10,000 50% of the time, and 30,000 DAMAGE 50% OF THE TIME.
CHARGES:
2/3 COME ON! YES!
2/5 SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!
1 OR 0/8, DEPENDING ON TAZZ'S RULING FALCON PUNCH
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
0rgin P0int, Zeroth Server
Join Date:
2/28/2011
Posts:
63
Location:
why
Minecraft:
User_Zero
Xbox:
Battlefury13
PSN:
no
Member Details
The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 6/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 6/16
Real Knife && Determination = Termination (You cant spell Determination without Termination, after all) 3/??? .lv.
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lolno 10/10 (4+ from Uzero) (3+ from engie)
I, being the scumbag that i am, preface this attack by summoning a Anti-Salt Machine. It weakens salty attacks MASSIVELY, but has extremely low HP.
10000/1000
Anti Salt Machine.
Reduces the power of salty attacks by half or more, but fragile. If an attack that would deal over 30000 damage or so is used, it blocks 75%, but implodes.
Since the spoil that i got from the Imperator is cooking-relevant i somehow shoehorn it into the following attack.
I decide that, truthfully, Ire’s saltyness lacks flavor. In order to counter it, i decide to use the power of SPICE to destroy his SALT. Firstly, i create a copy of the Imperator out of spice. Then, i send it the star wars galaxy that Ire ravaged to grow in size and become almighty.
The Imperator arrives at a massive imperial armada, built to combat the Salt Star Two, which was built by a stray Salt crystal and has ravaged the galaxy since. The fleet is built of multiple Super Star Destroyers, some Sovereign-class star dreadnoughts (SSD’s with superlasers, basically), a massive horde of Star Destroyers, and an huge horde of smaller ships. Oh, and the death star two
A trigger happy-crewmember on the death star notices the Spice Imperator on the edge of the system, and fires the Death Star Two’s superlaser at it. The Imperator absorbs the energy of the Superlaser, and fires back a Super Spicy Laser, turning the entire death star into the Spice Star, which absorbs the entire imperial fleet and it’s armaments, giving it far more firepower than the Salt Star. Then, it notices the almighty TIE-ADVANCED Hivemind. It sends out a huge huge of TIE-ADVANCED. Then, the Spice Star fires a SPICE CONVERSION BEAM at it, then absorbs it and turns the Tie-Advances spicy.
Then, it absorbs a small moon, then a planet, then a star, then an ENTIRE GALAXY WITH EVERYONE IN IT. Including Darth Vader and Sidious, who have become Spice Vader and Spice Sidious. Then, with the power of galaxies, it becomes the spice core, becoming the most powerful spicy entity in the universe. Then, the Spice Core moves from the Star Wars galaxy to the Spice Planet and builds a massive fleet around it as well as building multiple Anti-Salt force fields around the planet. And Death Star's with Anti-salt Lasers. Harnessing it it's powers, it prepares for the Salt Fight. But first, it absorbs multiple galaxys in an effort to obtain the Anti-Salt Equation. Once it has, it utters a single equation.
Saltyness is wiped from the Universe. Then, it creates convincing decoys of the Spice Planet, which become actual Spice Planets if another is absorbed/destroyed. It uses the excess ships from all the galaxys it absorbed to protect the decoys.
It is way to large to teleport itself to the Zeroth server, so instead it sends the Imperial Fleet and the Spice Star. Before long, an epic fight between the spice star and salt star is underway, with a superlaser beam battle occurring.
If you look a paragraph or two up you may spoil the conclusion for yourself
You see, the Spice star was only using one of many superlasers it had: So, when it fired its secondary SUPER SPICE LASERS, the Salt Star and its TIE’s were blown to bits. And then, the Anti-Salt Field generated by the Spice Star Two destroyed all traces of salt. Finally, a massive pot of the stew of life is summoned by all the force users the Spice Core absorbed. Lead by Spice Sidious and Spice Vader, they quickly summon a massive pot that shadows over the battlefield. But first, they must fill it with life. Empowered by spice, i prepare to get the life need to power up the stew.
(I think you probably know, but if a sentence begins with "he", it means Battlefury unless context or logic states otherwise. )
He walks over to ultr- Hey, thats the toby dog’s job.
He rushes at Cuarc and leictreon. He uses his spice powers to add a new stat called Spice Uncertainty, and increases it to 1000%, causing them to take 1000% more damage from spice attacks and have 1000% less evasion from spice attacks. They are then both stabed with Spice Pillars before being tossed into the Stew, where they become spice.
He gives Asterism a blindfold of spice and earplugs of spice, plugging his Sound and Sight. The Blindfold’s spices burn his eyes, blinding him, while the earplugs are Spice Crystals that convert his head to spice. He is then tossed into the stew.
Then, he creates the perfect spicy cheese for Maurice, and tosses it into the stew. Maurice follows, becoming one with the spice as he drowns in stew. (rip maurice)
He attacks Fenris Sun Eater with a Sun on a stick, except the sun in this case is a ball of extremely yummy spice crystals. Living up to his name, Fenris eats the sun. He ranks up, climbing the SUNEATERLADDER, reaching the hallowed rank of SPICE EATER- wait, what? He becomes one with the spice and is brutally stabbed by SPICE CRYSTAL PILLARS, ensuring his conversion to SPICE, then he is tossed into the STEW.
He then turns the armor on Star’s armored phone to spice, effectively making it worthless. He then rips out the data storage, turns it to spice, and tosses it in the stew.
He notices Zarod is probably undead, so he feeds him a can of the Spice of Life. Since Revive Kills Undead, he reacts badly, becoming living spice, and is then tossed into the stew.
Then, he summons huge pillars of Pepper, and sends huge streams of SHADOW-MAGIC CREATED BLACK PEPPER into the light magic. He screams his last as his light magic is converted to pepper, and is then tossed into the stew.
As for the nuclear throne? It gets hit by a spice nuke, turning it and its throne statues to spice before being tossed into the STEW.
I then realize that because Star dropped his invincibly, i can exploit that, and toss him into the stew. As he tries to cut Uzi's bullets in half, he is suddenly impaled by multiple spice pillars. Then, Uzi's bullets become spice bullets that gib him and turn his remaining body parts to spice, which is tossed into the stew.
snowtank is ded (Outdated entity list im using)
He calms down tarkus with spice, before impaling him with SPICE PILLARS and tossing him in the stew.
Then, Battlefury shows the Bling Tank the secret to everything spicy. Shocked, it becomes a spice tank and drives into the stew.
He realizes Mettatons switch was fliped, and merely replaces his legs with spice. Then, into the stew he goes.
He then exploits Hezetor’s and Ampersand’s mimic abilities to force them to mimic Spice Blazes, turning them into spice before being tossed into the stew.
He simply impales Talist with spice pillars before tossing him in the stew.
He is sure that CrystalCAT summoned the Imperator, and gives a big speech about how the Imperator inspired him to make this attack. Then, he turns him into an actual Crystal!CAT. As you may have noted, CAT is in all capitals. The only entity that uses this spelling is CAT, a Spoiler Character from FNAC2. This causes him to become a spicy crystal of a murderous CAT animatronic from 1965 or so. Naturally, a lot of people are spooked and smash his statue to pieces before i toss it in the stew.
Then, i walk over to Toast and turn him into… Perfectly normal toast… With a LOT of cinnamon on top, making it spicy. I then toss it into the stew. I transform the golem into a Golem of Spice and also toss him into the stew.
I then look at Richard, and, in order to deal with him, become the SPICE GOD OF HYPERDEATH. I become extremely tall, gain a spicy version of the grim aura that surrounds Death. In my hands i hold the SPICE REAPER, a spice version of Deaths Weapon, the Reaper Most Grim. I move forward with amazing force, and strike Richard with it. A massive amount of Spice Energy comes out of the blow, even with most of it damaging Richard. 15 Spice Blazes spawn behind me and fire extremely fast FLAMING SPICEBALLS at him, damaging him even further. Finally, i unleash the ultimate for the SPICE REAPER, using Spice Reap- i repeatedly smash into Richard at massive speeds, turning first his armor than his soul into spice. Then, after a massive 100 hit combo, i reap Richards spicy soul, and toss him into the Stew.
Then, i turn and stare at the only thing left standing in our path.
the only thing left
in our path
sans
prepare for rekt
I then rush at sans at Nigh-undodgeable speeds. So fast, he whope cushion trick fails, and he is forced to teleport… into a cloud of spice crystals. i then continue rushing at him, and if he succeeds in using the trick, continuing endlessly, forcing him to teleport again…
and again…
and again…
ad infinitum…
Fueled by determination to kill him before Richard can, i am able to go on endlessly. Sans is slowly converted into spice as he SOMEHOW endlessly teleports into unrepulseable clouds of spice crystals. Before long, all that remains is spice.
He, too, falls in the stew.
Then, before the stew of life is ready, i send his now spicy Gasterblasters back in time to intefere with EXOS's death course. The 138 Spice Gaster Blasters put the Death in Death course, firing and forcing him to dodge nigh-constantly. During the fight with the Sans clone, the Sans Clone uses the 138 Spice Cannons (the spicy version of glaster blasters) to simply kill our sans on the spot. Then i convert the Sans Clone to spice, teleport him to the battlefield, and fall int he stew.
A ding sound is heard. The stews life requirements have been fulfilled. It gives Uzi a massive power up, and the [PZ]’s a massive heals. Preferably without nuking the damage to say 2000.
Then, Battlefury13, holding the final bottle of the Spice of Life, combines it with the stew, creating a Bottle of the True Spice Of Life. Then, planting it on a summoning circle, he performed one final epic action….
Channeling the power of all the spice in the omniverse, and the BOTTLE OF THE TRUE SPICE OF LIFE, he changes the terrain- The soil becomes a mixture of mainly pepper and various other spices, while the grass becomes some sword of hot, crunchy spice. The tree’s become Spiceroot, baking to a crisp and growing Spice Bulbs for leaves. Meanwhile, many spice-related plants sprout.
Not all is done yet. The Saltslayer must be destroyed and drained of his salt.
Spice Vader lift’s up Ire in a Spicy Force Choke, while Spice Sidious uses Spicy Force Drain on ire, draining him of his soul and his saltyness. Finally, a blow from the Spice Reaper curses him to forever be without salt, and turns him to spice.
Oh, and regarding the counter attack: i doubt lawyering would be effective, because 1. My attack could be considered parody and therefore falls under fair use. 2. I have a alchemy for a defense lawyer. 3. The lack of law in this land would mean that Law is much weakened, and Chaos(creeper) is much stronger logically. Edit:
U lied.
lie penalty to ires attack please
As the entities not slayen respawn in new but still damaged bodies, they noticed the SPICE FLEET behind them, having used the SPICE-CORES ship yards to quintupled in size. The fleet is not yet in position to attack, but a horde of SPICE-TIE advances ahead, ready for the strike….
TO BE CONTINUED NEXT ROUND.
===USELESS POST REPLYING TRASH=== (aka /null portion)
zi tries to tear her hand out of my grasp, but I hold her fast.
“This is a natural phenomenon known as Dead Man’s Grip. When someone is dying, and they know they are dying, they have nothing to lose, and their body loses its natural limitations. Let this be a lesson to you, UserZero. Without limits, anyone can do anything.”
I quickly apply science- In such a situation, indeed, the natural limit's placed by your body's usage of muscles would be lifted.
But if deadmans grip was real, i would just grab Richard with both hand whilst he is flying over a paradox and headbutt until i die. Then, exploit dedman grip, i would force richard to fall with me.
I push this post down a tad. Get ready.
/claim
PREPARE FOR LAWYER
My attack is a parody of yours. Therefore, it falls under fair use.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
He then throws an atrocious amount of rivets into SCP-882.
The Stardust Monolith summons the Sentinel, which grabs the Steampunk Blaster before situating itself in front of SCP-882, meatshielding it. It will also counterattack using the Blaster.
SCP-882 itself inflicts 2 Calls of MEKHANE on the Wizened Hag and 1 on The Hulk.
The Neo-Mekhanites notice that SCP-882 is in critical condition, and begin repairs.
The Cogwork Legates and Maxwellists ready themselves to counterattack anything attacking them, the Neo-Mekhanites, the Stardust Sentinel or SCP-882. The Cogwork Legates also take the opportunity to further standardize themselves.
Saurite 10/11 Black Widow Staff 7/13
Jungle Spores && Nature's Gift || SCP-2902 seed 3/X
Wall of Chains 10/20
SCP-914-1:1 3/X
SCP-914-Coarse 3/X
00C: How long does it take to manufacture Alchemiter upgrades?
Also, shouldn't the Clockwork Gadget have a health bar?
Well, Tazz I suppose I should thank you for being tech support... Wait.
Oh God, yes. Tazz, you are my muse. And this attack is dedicated to you.
Kardinal Kazoomeister finds itself in a cubicle which walls seem to extend into infinity. The claustrophobic cubicle notably contains a computer, a desk , pencil and a uncomfortable chair.
Kazoomeister appears to be wearing business casual clothing.
The computer appears to be opened to a chat client.
CorpusChat
swarthyPharaoh has begun inquiring to ServiceOfficer#42 at: [TIME IS MEANINGLESS. YOU WILL ALL DIE, IT IS THE ONLY JUSTICE.]
[??]: Excuse me good sir, but how does one operate an alchemiter?
Oh God no... It can't be... Kardinal has been shanghaied into a tech support area.
...
The legends about this place couldn't be true...
Kazoomeister attempts to commit seppuku with the pencil to avoid working in Tech Support.
Ouch. Well, that hurt.
Didn't solve anything however.
Alright perhaps they can download Pesterchum and get Uzi to get them out of here
Click, click, click, click, click.
You are using Company Time Incorrectly, have a nice day.
Wait, what-
An explosion rocks the cubicle, slamming Kardinal into a wall.
Kazoomeister is docked HP for neglecting its rightful duties as well HP being docked for causing the Computer to explode.
They are currently picking out the metal from it's body. How were they supposed to know that going off task would cause a self destruction in the computer?
I mean for God's sake, who the [censored] runs this this place is just incompetent.
They finish picking out the metal shards in their body. A small pink slip has appeared in the prison cubicle.
Fired for: using company to cause self-harm, illegitimate use company resources, destruction of company resources, and a complaint from one customer.
Sorry, we have a Zero Tolerance Policy.
Well, Kazoomeister 's been fired. Such a pity, coulda have had a lucrative career, unfortunately Kardinal been fired. Into an incinerator.
Oh did I mention that?
The Bottom of the Office vanishes, as Kardinal falls into something close to a classical depiction of Hell, if Hell was made of dead employees and old robots.
Several fellow former employees are burning with Kazoomeister , They ignore Kazoomeister, they are focused on a more notable thing.
The searing heat. Kardinal focuses on it as well.
It hurts...
Kazoomeister's skin chars and blackens.
it hurts.
Flesh begins to peel away.
ithurtsithurtsithurtsithurts
Then relieving nothingness
Nyarly teleports the charred Kardinal Kazoomeister, back to the Battlefield.
Live and fight on, being a puppet is hard. I hope that you will forgive me for your suffering.
Also, note to self: kill the Corpus.
Charges
The Crawling Chaos: 40/50 (+2 from Piono)
Who Said I Don't Care About the Earth?: 33/50 (+1 Star)
The Summoning Key: 32/50
Assists
Piono x3
I'd be delighted to assist you my friend
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God ! Alchemiter 1/?? (Take 2)
This appears to corrupting the Alchemiter into something else.
The Pack-A-Punch with Built in Mystery Box
This legendary version of the Alchemiter has the standard features of the Alchemiter with a bonus; It also has a side function which allows the items in the Alchemiter it be completely randomized into another alchemy. ?? will trigger the Mystery Box function. All items will also become Eldritch (unique status which could slightly damage Sanity of opponents when used) put in the Pack-A-Punch.
The power continues to swirl, earth magic is notably becoming prominent in the mix. Whatever is being summoned involves a LOT of earth magic.
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 3/16
Greater Orb of Earth 3/11
Orb of Earth 3/6
3/10 for earth elemental
3/20 for earth archons
5/50 for earth titan. (+1 from FBSN)
+1 to FBSN, +2 to revan. Revan, do you want to be +3 buddies?
Why do you think I specified a Snowball melter and not a snow melter? A snow melter would've been much cheaper and melted a regular snowball just as easily. It was quite clearly a Snowball melter, and thus build specifically to melt things titled Snowball and not snowballs. This being stated, I swap out the snowball melter for the Snowball melter, and melt the Snowball with it.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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=Turn Two=
(33 / 40) Besieging: The Armored Carrier
(6 / 20) Prototype
(44 / 50) The Pact (+1 from Tazz)
+3 to Insert
=Counter=
Ah, yes. Battlefury willed into existence the Salt Star Two. A BRAND NEW PERSONAL BATTLESTATION FOR MY USE. His Spice Imperator is in position, but it's prepared to absorb a super laser.
Sadly, this is where I reveal that the Salt Star Two is not actually a mechanical super weapon. It's a giant, organic lifeform, with the massive metal outsides being a huge shell. The shell rips open, revealing the Ultimate Saltform. It's a massive eldritch salt monstrosity, spanning about 0.5 Deathstars in length. Massive salty tendrils span the entire body, covered in massive razor-sharp spikes. A single eye is present in the massive, melting mouth of the beast, glowing red with power. It proceeds to charge a laser, which the Spice Imperator is prepared for! Battlefury laughs, until the Ultimate Saltform grabs the Salty Imperator with it's thousands of tendrils, and proceeds to shove it in it's mouth.
The Spice Imperator refuses to go down, and uses all of it's abilities to fight the Ultimate Saltform! However, it seems that most of it's abilities are being forcibly shut down; a salty virus has taken over the Spice Imperator's systems! And all the people that Battlefury would've attacked are rather... salty that you'd copy massive lengths of my attack AND then use it to attack them. So let's let them join in on the beatdown. Completely absorbed in the combat, the Spice Imperator can only watch as the Ultimate Saltform teleports some of the friendly entities to aid it.
Asterism is temporarily pulled into the iris of the Ultimate Saltform. It's completely harmless, but lets the Ultimate Saltform harness Asterism's abilities. The Ultimate Saltform's eye promptly breaks apart into three, and uses Triple Rainbow on the Spice Imperator! A radiant blast of three circular rainbows rips through the Spice Imperator, fragmenting the hull of it! The several tendrils of the Ultimate Saltform then begin to wrap together, and eventually form giant wings! The three eyes merge back into one, and then the wings start vibrating fast. Beams of sound vibrate the very molecules in the Spice Imperator, causing them to rip apart! The Spice Imperator is starting to dissolve...
The Ultimate Saltform promptly teleports Asterism back, then takes over Fenris Sun Eater. The Ultimate Saltform's jaws are imbued with the power to devour suns, and whatever sort of resistance the Spice Imperator had is GONE. The jaws easily rip through it, but it stays together. The Spice Imperator attempts to counterattack with spice bombs, but they promptly miss thanks to the Ultimate Saltform's sudden evasion stat! It then flings it's prey outward, and fires a blast of molten salt forward! It cuts clean through the Spice Imperator! Now for the next wav-
...the Spice Imperator is already completely destroyed. What a shame.
But the powers of spice are ever-so-threatening. Why not eliminate the powers of Spice at their source? The Ultimate Saltform flies into deep space, but only after returning the Fenris Sun Eater to it's proper spot on the battlefield.
Legend has it that in the deepest reaches of the universe, there's an entire planet made of spices. As long as it exists, the true powers of spice can be harnessed. The Ultimate Saltform slowly glides towards it. And by "slowly", we mean it rockets towards the supposed location of the planet at incredible speeds. It warps in, only to find that the Spice Planet isn't there; only a massive ambush set up by Spice Warships! The Ultimate Saltform is then fired upon by a whole barrage of spice-based weaponry, but it's massive size allows it to tank the incoming fire easily. The Ultimate Saltform lets out a quick laugh. Not only is this laugh terrifying, but it's also insanely loud. The produced shockwave from the laugh vaporizes two of the ten warships in the area.
Two tentacles then rush outward, impaling one warship each. It then swings those impaled two warships around as bats, crushing three other warships before casting the now-destroyed bludgeoning ships aside. The three remaining ships call for backup from their homeworld, and are then promptly salt-lazored into oblivion. They can't absorb salt lasers of that magnitude.
...meanwhile, back on the Battlefield, I make use of a few pieces of equipment I installed on the Ultimate Saltform before it took off into space. Using a heavily-modified toaster, I trace where they sent their "backup transmission" to, and obtain the exact coordinates of their homeworld.
I then use said modified toaster to send an electrical pulse to the Ultimate Saltform's brain, telling it where to go! It charges forward, ready to slam into the planet and wreak havoc! It closes in, and then...
...promptly splatters on a massive energy shield. That wasn't the plan. The Ultimate Saltform has died via super-speedy collision, about 100km away from the planet. The shield temporarly goes down, and the bits of the Ultimate Saltform fall into the spice planet.
I then set up the teleportation array. I had it set up incase something went wrong and the Ultimate Saltform needed help, but it looks like I'll be able to use it to teleport straight onto their planet. Which I do. Where I get there, everything smells... overwhelming. Given that the entire planet is made of spices, it's bound to be that way. Two other figures teleport in with me; more players which I conscripted.
First on was HattyTophatterson, a stylish individual who is a master of style, hats, and gadgets. Inside his massive tophat lies a portal to hammerspace; he can stick his arm in and pull out various arrays of tophat themed gear. The other player was balloondestroyer, a person who was really good at killing balloons. He was followed around by an army of monkeys, and always keeps a rapid-fire dart gun on hand.
One more thing teleports in; a massive Spice-To-Salt conversion device, like that found on the Spice Imperator, except Spice-To-Salt and not Salt-To-Spice. I proceed to run over to it, and slam a couple of buttons at random. This somehow activates it; in two hours, the device will activate, converting the whole planet into salt. Nobody notices it for the next thirty minutes, allowing HattyTophatterson to pull SCV's out of his hat.
HattyTophatterson then gives them shiny blue crystals, and they go to work, constructing missile turrets, barracks and bunkers. Hatty then shoves more blue crystals into the barracks, creating soldiers to go inside the newly created bunkers. balloondestroyer sets up some strange totems along the defenses, with one totem being attached to the Spice-To-Salt device.
After said thirty minutes, a clean-up crew arrives, working on sweeping up the salt from my massive creature from earlier. It promptly sees all the defences we've set up, and alerts the Spice Military. When they arrive in an array of battleships and tanks, balloondestroyer's totems activate! Every single last soldier is inclined to follow the path of totems to the Spice-To-Salt device! It's just like a tower defence.
The onslaught pours in. All of HattyTophatterson's defences work on removing the incoming ships and tanks, while I run around, throwing my various alchemies towards balloondestroyer's monkeys! (Except the Killing Spree, which I loaned to CharaDidNothingWrong.) As monkeys are actually extremely proficient with weapons, they become a great asset to taking down the warships! About thirty minutes until the Spice-To-Salt device activates, a complication arises; the hypnotic effects of balloondestroyer's totems have worn off, and the crew of all the Spice ships have suddenly remembered how to use their weapons! I start running around the Spice-To-Salt device, and throw down several Armistyx's, creating a perimeter wall! As the monkeys and terran defenses are blown to bits, HattyTophatterson and balloondestroyer meet on the walls I have created.
Hatty pulls a tophat cannon out of his hat, and proceeds to engulf entire ships by trapping them inside gigantic tophats, which teleport them into his Hammerspace Pocket, in which they are destroyed by various defenses he's set up inside. balloondestroyer puts money into a small mobile device, calling upon waves of superhero monkeys to tear lines through all the hostile invading ships! I simply use saltmancy to fire massive lances of salt through the enemy ships, as there's insane amounts of salt in the surrounding area. Seriously.
This goes on for awhile. Ships are torn down and walls are fired upon. Eventually, it's one minute until the Spice-To-Salt conversion unit goes off. The ships have pulled back, and the Spice Military is simply raining down orbital bombardment, with massive laser cannons. HattyTophatterson and balloondestroyer are killed in the incoming blasts (and promptly respawn back in the server), and I'm forced to hold down the fort. I then decide "screw this" and proceed to teleport back to the server before I get dunked on.
A laser blast rains down from above, right above the Spice-To-Salt conversion unit. It slams into the device...
...dealing (100-50) damage to it! It has 9950 HP left. Hopelessly, the spice peoples fire upon the device with all their might, but it's no use. The device has gone off. The very ground boils as a wave of energy swipes through it, turning the spicy surface of the planet into molten salt. Then the mantle. Then the core. Eventually, the spice planet is no more. Over the next few days, the people of the Spice Planet all die out, not used to the harsh conditions of salt. Or the conditions of being salt, rather.
Back on the battlefield, Battlefury feels himself weaken. His spice powers have been suddenly drained away from him with the fall of the planet. He then falls on the ground, suffering from a sudden lack of power...
...Back on the newly created Salt Planet, I duct-tape a bunch of rocket boosters to one side of the planet. It begins to boost over to the Battlefield. Eventually, it'll slam into the PZ Side...
But not yet. When? Who knows.
As for the anti-salt machine; THIS IS A COUNTER. NOT AN ATTACK.
Invidia Warded Jar && Rune of Envy && SCP-1133-5 && 2x Electrum Shears = Twin Shears of Leviathan (9/13)
Lucrum Warded Jar && Rune of Greed && SCP-1133-3 && Silver Spoon = Mammon's Spoon (5/13)
NEW: Desidia Warded Jar && Rune of Sloth && SCP-1133-6 && Large Anime Girl Plush Doll = Wandworker's Doll (2/13)
Module Action
Module Descriptions
- - : Generating light level 40.
- - : 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into , 5,000 EMC into .
- - : 66,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from . Transferring no EMC.
- - : Condensing nothing. 54,965/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from .
- - : Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal and 1 Tracking Rocket Chainsaw. Receiving items from .
- - : Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to .
- - : 980,260/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from . Transferring 106 EU per post to .
- - : Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from .
- - : Being powered and operated by .
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (43/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (31/50)
Project M13-ON THE OTHER SIDE (49/50) (+6 from Generic)
+2 to TwinBuilder
+1 to crystalcat
Action
Shizuki grabs the mic and starts to sing. No use of SCP-4517-DTG is required - every entity I channel the awesomeness at explodes from sheer awesome overload.
Transparent Elegy
n_buna
Yesterday, I took the pill of forgetting
But now I can't remember what will happen tomorrow and
Ah, well, it hurts, it hurts so much
My voice must have reached through the time axis but now
You just hate, and hate, and hate till you're naught
but an empty shell of strong dislike
This apathy, it's painfully wrong
These songs and colors are just nothing but
the memories of those 93 nights with you
This is farewell, goodbye forever.
I Can't (Mar)read the Situation
cosMo
Please tell me right here and now, 'cause I don't get it at all
To you, is my personality of an awkward character?
Rules are disregarded, because I don't know them
So I'm only going to make you reject me!
I try to be what you want, I am what you ask for
And that would keep my world stable for the rest of time
And since I ruin the atmosphere wherever I go,
I'm going to end up useless and alone in life!
The Lost One's Weeping
Neru
Can you read the Sinographs on that blackboard that you see?
Can you read what that student is imagining you to be?
Question one, who was it that dyed his heart black and how?
Hey, who did it now? Hey, who did it now?
Can you solve the equation that you have in your mind?
Can you unite the knot that's cutting off his lifeline?
Would it be fine if we kept on living emptily?
Hey, what could I be? Hey, what could I be?
Can you tell me the formulas that you have learned in this hall?
Can you even tell me what your young self thought after all?
So who ruined those dreams and never let you recall?
I know who did it; yes, I know them all!
So when will you grow up and be one of our kind?
But what does that give me, and tell me why do you mind?
So who should I ask and why can't I remember?
Hey, what could I do? It doesn't matter anymore...
Unhappy Refrain
wowaka
How could you even say that this is happy?
Waking up too early after dreams of Windows Vista
Where I end up in this life, am I happy?
I just wish I wasn't so exhausted now!
So this is what it means to just be happy
Falling down onto the Highway Cookie landfill below
I crumble and break and just disappear 'cause
I've lost you and I'll never find you again!
You say that, this is true, but is it happy?
Spinning around at .68 RPM again,
If this is what I see, then is it lucky?
That's really weird, I'm not receiving my reward!
The sound continues to echo everywhere
and I can't tell if I'm hearing its start or its end, so
Those words are, those words are, all just meaningless!
But it seems like nobody understood them, no
Beyond the screen I found somebody falling,
An upside-down girl, an irrational world
Middle-Schooler Disease Outburst Boy
rerulili
It's getting worse now, breaking all the laws
I'm falling apart to the tune of cognitohazards
I can't seem to find the 500 pill
It's an antimemetic male destiny, containment failure
It's getting worse now, reality warps around
Swaying in the gap between light and dark and grey,
The procedures aren't even known at this point
But if in this moment I have to do it then I will comply
I'm memetically compelled to seek my true self,
TRANSMISSION VECTOR, MY SEARCHLIGHT
CRITICAL CONTAINMENT FAILURE
Inability Scam
EZFG
Seeing into the future, granting wishes and going
I want to carry it forth for the you that I love
Lying to reality and begging for my healing
I'm sad to say it's impossible to sleep
If I'd found out now, I would be better
And as I awake I would have seen a perfect world
I then gather the awesomeness of the songs and channel it at the Hulk. The Hulk promptly gets gibbed.
I give Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. a list of trivia on different elements.
1. Seaborgium is the only element to be named after a living person.
2. Arsenic will kill you.
3. Red-orange neon lights are the only ones that actually contain neon.
4. Seriously, arsenic is bad.
5. Radium was once used to paint watch dials.
6. Did I mention that arsenic will kill you?
Quote from The_Nonexistent_Tazz »
Ad Infinitum isn't THE Ad Infinitum! You just called it that. The Ad Infinitum that everyone will see if you advertise it as that is the Level 25 Transforming Saurite Scythe!
Multiple weapons/things can have the same name, you know.
Marvel of Machinery: 24/50
some loser: 17/25
Fire Axe && Solar Titan Essence && Solar Panel = Suntitan Panelaxe (11/11) Complete.
Spur && Mirror && Piece of Paper With the Infinity Symbol On It = Ad Infinitum (3/16)
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
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Join Date:
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Posts:
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Location:
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Minecraft:
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Xbox:
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no
Member Details
Ahem. Trying to limit nullposts here, but you forgot to give Termination a level in the updop. Will remove this when fix.
/null
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
The Pact: ================================================== 50/50 (+5 from Cobalt)
(+8 from TFT, +6 from jondanger, +5 from Revan, +2 from FBSN, +1 from piono in reserve)
I +3 crystalcat.
I'd just like to say that Ultra Greed's money can't be stolen under ANY circumstances.
Ultra Greed uses Bling Volcano and Cash Tank. (LET IT STICK THIS TIME, HUH???) Vox Asterism uses Six Senses on the Hulk and Dr. Andonuts. Ampersand goes before the Nuclear Throne and Mimics it, using Nuclear Fission (it's minicritted due to King Me, though Ampersand can't attack twice!) The Nuclear Throne uses Giga Beam and Nuclear Fusion.
* I... I can't believe it. I can't believe it! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! YES! IT'S HAPPENING! IT'S FINALLY, FINALLY HAPPENING!
The Scribe hides in his underground bunker. Dimly, he registers that his end of The Pact has been completed. Hollow light reflects itself in his goggles. Soon, the day will come. Judgement Day. The world will be purged of sinners. The Scribe hears a pop behind him, recognizing that Flowey has tunneled into the room. Without turning around, the Scribe speaks. "It's done." Flowey grins excitedly, his voice wavering.
* Hee hee hee... You sure know how to make a good deal, Scribe. The Scribe doesn't turn around. "What's that supposed to mean." Flowey smirks. * What do you think it means? I'm paying you a compliment. Haven't you ever heard of them before? Haven't you ever tried being nice? "Haven't you?" * An infinite amount of times. But it got boring. Having a lot of LOVE is MUCH more interesting than having a lot of love, don't you think? "I suppose so. I've always been one for violence." Flowey laughs. * Of course. Why else would you have agreed to this?
The Scribe and Flowey gaze at a large machine at the other end of the room. A stone slab inscribed with the icon of a leaking pen, hooked up to an entangled nest of wires. All of the machinery funnels into a massive glass vial. It's empty. But it won't be for long. * You know the risks. You know the pain. You know the power. You're all about making irrational decisions, aren't you. "Aren't you?" Flowey cackles again. * ...Listen. I get what you're doing. You think that just because you're going after the Gate, because you want to play God like me... That means you get me. You understand me. You treat me as an equal, maybe? The Scribe doesn't speak right away. "Not as an equal. Nor a friend. Never cared for them. I see you more as... an influence." * Not as a friend? How about a BEST FRIEND? "Don't push your luck."
Flowey's face shifts between a thousand expressions in the blink of an eye. * Hey, I get it. You're too cool for friends, right? I've only ever had one. But you know all about them. If you think YOU get me... Forget it. THEY were the only one who really knew. THEY were always there for me... While I was alive. Flowey sighs. * And then they died. Until the seventh human came along. I could feel them. Guiding their actions. Influencing them. Just like I've done to you! "That's what you are. An influence." * Heh. There you go again. Acting as if you know everything about me. I've been around for way too long, Scribe. Thousands of years, across an unknowable amount of timeline. Some where I die, some where I live. Some where the human makes friends, some where the human makes enemies. Some that lead into others in a road of endless destiny, some that branch off and doom themselves. Yet in every single one... I've always stayed this way. A stupid, puny, hopeless, useless, FLOWER.
The Scribe turns around, amber light in his goggles. "Careful. You don't want to show emotion, do you?" Flowey's eyes blink out of existence for a second. * ... "You're right. I don't get you. I don't think I want to. However evil I think I might be, you're much worse. You're a despicable, soulless cretin. The perfect partner for someone like me." * ...Do you hate humanity? The Scribe looks at the machine again. "No. I don't hate humans. I hate the ones who made them." * Don't you think you're setting your sights a little too high? You can't exactly commit a genocide of the gods. "Maybe. Maybe not. But I can sure as hell try. Isn't that what being determined is all about? The power to keep moving on?" Flowey grins. * ...You really aren't an idiot, are you? You know exactly what you're doing. "Of course I do. Don't you?" * What do you think?
The two stand in silence.
* You remind me of them. The Scribe stands tall. "How?" * ...You don't really talk to anyone else except me. You have powerful views. And the means to accomplish them. "You're not just talking about our plan?" * Heck no. Scribe, you're determined in your own way. All of these warriors are. Warriors fighting an endless war. "All of time and space... And the space outside of space. Does it even end?" * Fluent in Zuish, huh? "The first language, after all. Squares and lines, Flowey. Squares and lines."
Flowey tunnels into the ground, popping up closer to the massive vial. * I like this. How you let me rule over you. I have a strong power over you. A dark design. "You've inspired me. You've helped me to seal myself away in here and devote myself to this plan. Feelings... Doubts... For you, I cast them aside." * Good. Very good. ...How are the other five coming along? The Scribe walks to a computer terminal that displays six colored hearts in a hexagonal pattern. Amber, purple, maroon, silver, jade, aquamarine. Only the amber heart is full; the others are at varying levels of completion. "Very well. I'm the only one who's finished. But they will fall in line."
The Scribe presses a button, and the walls retract. Situated in a similar yet much larger hexagonal pattern are five other massive glass vials with large wires hooked up to them. "We have sealed our fates long ago. There's nothing else to live for except this opportunity. So I will gladly take it." Flowey smiles. * I'm not your friend. I'm not your leader. I am an opportunity. I am an influence. I am a nightmare. And it's good that you, at the very least, know that. Flowey stares at the massive vials. * Soon... Players. Entities. Everyone. They'll all realize it too. I'm not just going to be a nightmare. I'll be...
@Talist If Toast (not ~ or *Toast) was more insane, she would probably be Dark Carnival. Fortunately she is at least a little bit smart.
| Charges |
Tonic 26/50 (+1 Tazz, +2 from Richard)
[Reserved] 9/?? (+1 Tazz) (it's actually a waiter, not a plan for a collab charge)
Sun-dered. 38/40 (+1 Tazz +3 from Talist, Hezetor and Pricey)
| Alchemy |
Flip Lighter || Panda Tibbers (teddy bear form) && Soul of a Fireworks Demon && Weasly-Brand Fireworks = Wildfire (Level 10 - 7/11)
+1 to crystal, +1 to MeGa +1 to Talist
Waiting for dop, but it'll probably look something like above.
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
The Scrapper's Armory (Level 10)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Red - Level 1 - 12'000/50'000
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000
*4'000 on single digit taking entities.
Mix: IIIIII
| Action |
A room suddenly found itself standing far off to the side of the battle, seemingly immune to the outside conflict. It wasn't exactly necessary, but peace was excellent when discussing business. A man dressed in a grey suit and white undershirt approached the door and entered without knocking.
The door opened, and semi-natural light along with many shouts and screams flooded into the otherwise dimly lit room. A figure passed through, then closed the door behind him, the sound of battle silenced. Inside the room was a beautiful wooden table and light hanging only by a long, thin wire and illuminating the table. A silhouette sat at one side of the table, the light hanging to low to reveal his face.
"Sorry I'm late, Mr. Sleuth or Mr. Creeper, whichever you prefer; it appears there are a number of people who prefer to not have me here with you. I'm sure you are aware of these unruly characters, hence why I am here. With my help, you will be not only getting the rights to your attack back, but be countering in due course."
The man's voice was smooth and confident; he knew what he was doing.
"Now I must confirm a few things with you, just to make sure we are on the same page."
His hand pulled out an A4 vanilla folder, and slid it across the table to the Sleuth. It was signed, '^Toast'. It listed the offences of a character known as 'battlefury13'.
"If everything is in order, will shall move on. So it appears you have had an attack 'stolen' by battle 'battlefury13' fury. His defence is that he has every right to use it because he has allegedly 'paraody'd' the attack from you. While this would be reasonable in any other environment, in DTG it is somewhat less acceptable to copy both the format and theme of another players attack. I suggest we push for consequences, which councidentally I am entirely immune to due to a childhood accident which was completely unprofessional and we shouldn't discuss at this time. Shall we?"
^Toast approached a wall and brought out a intricately designed fountain pen. He appeared to be drawing... sketching blueprints on the wall. As he sketched, the foundations seemed to change with it. The stone walls becoming light wooden ones, the room expanding to a much larger area that couldn't be interpreted as anything but a courtroom.
Even people themselves were drawn in, and it appears the pen was none other than Art Initiates Life. But how did that get here? Wasn't it from the far future...? Best not to ask, especially when all of the Toasts are generally travellers of some description.
A large courtroom, now complete with a steadfast judge and a perceptive jury stood where the room once stood.
Can You Spare... A Heart? ========== 35/50 : I guess the next me will have to do it, if they're inclined.
Siren Song ===== 14/20 : I try calling some sirens for help, but they won't answer their phones. This is why I like working with animals, and not people, even if that line seems really blurry at times.
=Turn One=
(32 / 40) Besieging: The Armored Carrier
(5 / 20) Prototype
(42 / 50) The Pact (+6 from Mythic)
+3 to Insert
=Action=
I decide to place a cat down on the ground. I then duct-tape a piece of buttered toast to the other side of the cat. Since buttered toast always falls butter-side down and cats always fall feet first, I decide to pick up the cat-with-toast, place in it a generator, and spin it around. I use the infinite energy from the generator to power a drone that quickly duct-tapes a cat and a slice of buttered toast to Dr. Andonuts.
The drone then picks him up, and spins him while dropping him. He's caught in a perpetual spinning motion of JUSTICE or something. Whatever it is, it's making Dr. Andonuts sick. There's then a scene of rapid-fire vomit I'd rather not describe in detail, and me somehow feeding him red-hot chili-peppers as he spins. I then grab the cat-toast generator, and throw it and Andonuts for good measure.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
You cannot hope to stop me. Soon, my army of spice will arrive. Or i will just toss my 20 charge into making it too strong to counter.
Your salt is doomed. Give it up, and join me on the spice side. Together, we will rule this forum game and slay uz0.
Battlefury13 offers his hand- the one with the Gravity Gauntlet on it, which was made with Vader's crush gauntlet, towards Irecreepers prone form.
*puts on cheap plastic Darth Vader mask*
/null count: 2
whelp this is the last one i thiink
/half-joking post.
I have a legal alchemy. One based off phoenix wright.
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
See, Tazz, Star actually does need to not die for RP reasons. Why will be seen momentarily.
Remember, he's not actually a Minecraftian.
*Saving until everyone else is done* 50/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time. XSlayer, if you want to help, + someone else. I recommend either MegaMiner or OldSithRevan
3/50 A Youkai that's somehow still sleeping, despite crushing me with a train last turn. How does she do that? *Opens portal* *Snores* "I'monly17." *Snores* "I'monly17." *Closes Portal* Seriously? That's instinctive? (+1 Tazz)
And yes, I checked. She wakes in 10 days. Get ready for...a personality.
35/50 Beat Beat Beat To the left! (+3 XSlayer, +1 Tazz) Beat Beat Take it back now, y'all! One hop this time! BAM!
+1 saved
+1 Revan, MegaMiner, Piono
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 9/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)
The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time.
Star's Armored Phone II Satellite Dish: Star's Armored Phone-Now with Internet! (I like this name better than Star's Armored Satellite Dish. It's basically the exact same thing.) 4/6
Multiplies data gathering speed by 1.5.
Small Nuke && Flowers II Grass II Mushrooms II Saplings II Bone Meal: Reset Bomb 3/16 Okay, guess I need to give up the game here because otherwise you'd summon someone out from under me.
"Viridi, I think you're forgetting who I'm building this for. As in, you. It'll boost the power of your special attack later on if you let me build this. OK? OK. Please direct any and all complaints to my phone."
If she still complains, I will stop, but it wouldn't be logical for her to do so.
Focused Action. Pull out all the stops. Make tremendous sacrifices.
Once More Into the Breach.
Star prepares for...it. He checks his phone, he checks his entities, he checks his summons, he checks his charges, he checks the battlefield, he checks his hand, and he checks his bank account.
"Well, here I go. Wish me luck."
Star slowly and deliberately takes out the stone connected to his portal power, and puts it in a portal to the AI which then closes.
Depowered Star-20/20 HP
Health bar here for this attack's storyline purpose to play out as is.
He then takes out two swords from his inventory, and tosses one of them at Userzero's feet.
“3.5 hours are left in the day,
You should probably listen to what I say,
So here we go let's try this once more,
We've still not settled our 3-year-old score,
The target has changed from a lad to a dame,
The name may have changed the objective's the same,
To destroy someone who has the power,
To bring the world to its darkest hour,
What should work doesn't while what shouldn't will,
Because the Godmodder has power but sometimes lacks skill,
The two forces that preside over this fight,
Are locked in battle with no end in sight,
One the force of the author's thought,
The other is the problem that drives the plot,
What works is creative-there are no other rules,
This shall be my first (and probably last) of straight-up sword duels,
The plot has advanced oh so far,
From the server of Genericraft to where we are,
Homestuck invasions to the Secret of the Void,
3 universes and Earth being destroyed,
To you the one who from which Richard took his crown,
Which means of course you must have gone down,
How that happened will be decided today,
So come on Userzero...let's play.
Now, let’s give them all a show. Uzi? I challenge you to a duel.”
By “challenge”, I of course mean force into fighting me 1v1.
Uzi, being the pragmatic person she is, decides to just try shooting me with her Uzis. I counter by slicing each and every bullet as they come spiraling towards me.
I slowly walk forward, deflecting, slicing, and dodging all of Uzi’s Dakka.
As I get close to her, she, while firing with one hand, grabs the saber I threw at her and tries to stab me in the gut. I deflect it upwards, and then grab hold of the uzi still in her hand, throwing it down.
“Please, do not think that it will be that easy. By the end of this, you will remember me.”
(Gone in a second)
Uzi nonchalantly swings again towards my side
(Ultimate destruction)
I punish by knocking the sword upwards and giving a small slice to her cheek
(Gods are warring)
I try to follow up with a blow to the head, but she swings back and intercepts
(Sorrow never-ending)
Her sword shaves down the side of mine, and buries into my hand.
(Endless chaos)
I scream in pain, and guide her sword away from her body,
(For an eternity)
Repaying her with a stab to the upper chest
(Welcome to the abyss)
She backs up, angered. Why isn’t she regenerating from the slash?
(INSERT RECORD SCRATCH)
“What? I’ve watched your counters. I’m going to bring something that you can’t counter just by saying you’re immune to swords. Carbonadium sword! Murdering all your pesky Wolverines and Saberteeth since 2012!
Hey, if he can steal posts from other people, I get to steal lines from him.
Let the music play!”
(Backwater town where nothing happens)
She comes at me with a reckless swing at my head, so I
(Don't let disguises fool you)
Completely fall for her feint, as her slash goes towards my legs
(Evil is coming from everywhere)
Giving me a small cut that hurts more than it should
(Destroying all that we believe is good)
Extra pain doesn’t matter to me, and I jump back, to continue the assault
(My mother's ghost still haunts me now)
I come back with five quick feints in succession
(Fortune abandoned by God)
Uzi does not fall for any of them
(Nothing can bring her back to me)
She tries to take the opportunity to slice at my arm
(Now I will seek to rage heaven's doors)
But I anticipate that, knocking the attack over my shoulder, and embedding my sword in her hip
(There is no mercy, compassion in the world)
She takes the sword buried in her side, grabs it
(Embrace the chaos)
And uses the opportunity to slice at my head
(For in the end that is All)
I duck, and force my sword out of her body
(Now the universe is broken, lost its force)
But the early cut hampers me, and I can’t dodge her slash to my body.
(Turn your back on all you have loved)
I counter with an overhead swing
(For it is)
Which I change into a sideswipe at her head
(Gone in a second)
Going around her sword and cutting into her head
(Ultimate destruction)
She tries to take the opportunity
(Gods are warring)
To stab me in the heart
(Sorrow never-ending)
But misses as I twist out of the way
(Endless chaos)
The sword twists as well
(For an eternity)
Creating a larger hole in Uzi’s face
(Welcome to the abyss)
We back away from each other, I grasping at my side, Uzi at her face
(Creation desperate)
We both swing again
(Waiting for a)
Swords colliding and bouncing off each other
(Miracle to transcend all war)
Up, Down, Left, Right, Feint
(Watch how the bloodlust of the divine)
Nothing works through either of our defenses
(Throw out its hatred for all time)
Then I leave open a hole on my injured side
(There is no mercy, compassion in the world)
Uzi knows that it is probably a trick, but tries anyways.
(Embrace the chaos)
I perform a quick block
(For in the end that is All)
And try to reverse the attack
(Now the universe is broken, lost its force)
But Uzi is there to block my counter
(Turn your back on all you have loved)
She tries to counter me
(For it is)
But I block the attack
(Gone in a second)
This time, I force her sword
(Ultimate destruction)
Down towards the ground
(Gods are warring)
I give a cut to Uzi’s knees myself
(Sorrow never-ending)
And jump over her counterattack
(Endless chaos)
She gives me a small cut to the cheek
(For an eternity)
While I recover from the jump
(Welcome to the end, to the abyss)
I sink down for a second
(End as beginning)
And burst up with a ferocious attack
(And so it will be)
Uzi jumps back
(Alpha Omega)
As the entire battlefield stops to see the climax of the duel
(The end thou shalt see)
Uzi tries to counter me with an overhead swing
(Gone in a second)
I block her sword
(Gods are warring)
She pushes me down
(Gone in a second)
I push the sword to the side, and let her sword’s momentum carry it into the earth
(Ultimate destruction)
I give a reckless sideswipe
(Gods are warring)
She blocks it hastily
(Sorrow never-ending)
I turn her block around
(Endless chaos)
Forcing her sword away from her body
(For an eternity)
I give a ferocious cut to her stomach
(Welcome to the end)
As Uzi stabs me in the chest
(To the abyss)
I slump. My sword falls from my grasp. Uzi gives a slight smirk.
Depowered Star: 0/20 HP
“…There you go, underestimating your enemies again.”
With my left hand, I give a strong grip on her sword hand, keeping it in place.
“You ought to make a business out of it.”
Uzi tries to tear her hand out of my grasp, but I hold her fast.
“This is a natural phenomenon known as Dead Man’s Grip. When someone is dying, and they know they are dying, they have nothing to lose, and their body loses its natural limitations. Let this be a lesson to you, UserZero. Without limits, anyone can do anything.”
I look Uzi straight in the eyes. She sees pain, suffering, sadness, anger, but more than that, she sees resolve. She sees my resolve to finish this. She tugs even harder on the sword, trying to pull it out, or free her hand, but my grip does not move.
I force the sword out of my body, leaving a gash cutting through my lung. Yet, I still stay strong, keeping a tight grip on Uzi’s hand. I put my face next to hers, and stare into her eyes again. I give a quick peck to her cheek, and wink.
Rasping, I gasp, "Death is not always the end."
Meanwhile, I have, with my right hand, reached into my pocket, pulled out a boxing glove, and put it on. While Uzi is stunned from the kiss, I wind up for an attack, and punch Uzi straight in the face right as I let go of her hand. Her momentum and the attack push her back a long distance, skidding and rolling across the field.
Now, with nothing holding on to me, I fall to the ground on my back, as the boxing glove rolls away.
“I told you guys, didn’t I? No proxies here. This is the real Star. And I can’t respawn.
Guys, see you soon…”
As I lose strength, I take my right hand, no longer in the boxing glove, and shakily raise my fist. My thumb goes up, and stays that way, as my eyes close.
Star has died.
Has Flowey left Good
But it Refused
Seriously itll be bad if or when he realizes that Im the one with determination here not Tazz yet Tazz is the one with the Narrative powers that allow him to do things such as save As long as Flowey thinks he knows how this world works were probably safe Well relatively safe were still going to be dealing with Omega Flowey soon Or you will considering Im going to be on a mission
Now Body where did you go I need to get you quickly theres a world to save
And as far as Battlefury is concerned yes dead mans grip is the humans natural limit break for when irreparable damage to muscles does not matter anymore It is OP only if you think that dying is not enough of an offset to use it
And dont worry Tazz I will lack punctuation only for this one part of this one post Itll be fixed soon enough
CAPTAIN FALCON IS VERY UPSET ABOUT MISSING CAPTAIN FALCON'S FALCON PUNCH DESPITE STAR PUTTING ASIDE AN ENTIRE ALCHEMY TO DO SO. AS SUCH, CAPTAIN FALCON IS VERY VERY UNHAPPY WITH THE CURRENT SITUATION. CAPTAIN FALCON DECIDES THAT SOMEONE NEEDS TO DIE. SILLY USERZERO, CAPTAIN FALCON DOES NOT GIVE UP JUST BECAUSE CAPTAIN FALCON MISSES ONE ATTACK. CAPTAIN FALCON EITHER FALCON PUNCHES DR. ANDONUTS, IF MISSING THE FALCON PUNCH DOES NOT DEPLETE THE CHARGE, OR USES FALCON KNEE! ON DR. ANDONUTS, DEALING 10,000 50% of the time, and 30,000 DAMAGE 50% OF THE TIME.
CHARGES:
2/3 COME ON! YES!
2/5 SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!
1 OR 0/8, DEPENDING ON TAZZ'S RULING FALCON PUNCH
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
SECRET. 49/50 argh so close etc.
The Pact 44/50
Wand && Lightning Titan Essence = Titanspark Wand 8/11
Watch && Time Titan Essence = Clocktitan Watch (Level 15: 4/16)
Whip && Space Titan Essence = Warptitan Whip (Level 15: 4/16)
+3 Cobalt
22,000/100,000 Lv. 1
Whoops looks like Sans declined the drink. That's fine.
You know, there was an endless source of liquid.
That kind of stuff tends to get out of hand.
And hey, it's fine.
That's just pretty much an entire ocean's worth of acid.
And I had already poured it all out anyways. And now it's all over the Hulk.
"Whoops."
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 6/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 6/16
Real Knife && Determination = Termination (You cant spell Determination without Termination, after all) 3/??? .lv.
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lolno 10/10 (4+ from Uzero) (3+ from engie)
I, being the scumbag that i am, preface this attack by summoning a Anti-Salt Machine. It weakens salty attacks MASSIVELY, but has extremely low HP.
10000/1000
Anti Salt Machine.
Reduces the power of salty attacks by half or more, but fragile. If an attack that would deal over 30000 damage or so is used, it blocks 75%, but implodes.
Since the spoil that i got from the Imperator is cooking-relevant i somehow shoehorn it into the following attack.
I decide that, truthfully, Ire’s saltyness lacks flavor. In order to counter it, i decide to use the power of SPICE to destroy his SALT. Firstly, i create a copy of the Imperator out of spice. Then, i send it the star wars galaxy that Ire ravaged to grow in size and become almighty.
The Imperator arrives at a massive imperial armada, built to combat the Salt Star Two, which was built by a stray Salt crystal and has ravaged the galaxy since. The fleet is built of multiple Super Star Destroyers, some Sovereign-class star dreadnoughts (SSD’s with superlasers, basically), a massive horde of Star Destroyers, and an huge horde of smaller ships. Oh, and the death star two
A trigger happy-crewmember on the death star notices the Spice Imperator on the edge of the system, and fires the Death Star Two’s superlaser at it. The Imperator absorbs the energy of the Superlaser, and fires back a Super Spicy Laser, turning the entire death star into the Spice Star, which absorbs the entire imperial fleet and it’s armaments, giving it far more firepower than the Salt Star. Then, it notices the almighty TIE-ADVANCED Hivemind. It sends out a huge huge of TIE-ADVANCED. Then, the Spice Star fires a SPICE CONVERSION BEAM at it, then absorbs it and turns the Tie-Advances spicy.
Then, it absorbs a small moon, then a planet, then a star, then an ENTIRE GALAXY WITH EVERYONE IN IT. Including Darth Vader and Sidious, who have become Spice Vader and Spice Sidious. Then, with the power of galaxies, it becomes the spice core, becoming the most powerful spicy entity in the universe. Then, the Spice Core moves from the Star Wars galaxy to the Spice Planet and builds a massive fleet around it as well as building multiple Anti-Salt force fields around the planet. And Death Star's with Anti-salt Lasers. Harnessing it it's powers, it prepares for the Salt Fight. But first, it absorbs multiple galaxys in an effort to obtain the Anti-Salt Equation. Once it has, it utters a single equation.
Saltyness is wiped from the Universe. Then, it creates convincing decoys of the Spice Planet, which become actual Spice Planets if another is absorbed/destroyed. It uses the excess ships from all the galaxys it absorbed to protect the decoys.
It is way to large to teleport itself to the Zeroth server, so instead it sends the Imperial Fleet and the Spice Star. Before long, an epic fight between the spice star and salt star is underway, with a superlaser beam battle occurring.
If you look a paragraph or two up you may spoil the conclusion for yourself
You see, the Spice star was only using one of many superlasers it had: So, when it fired its secondary SUPER SPICE LASERS, the Salt Star and its TIE’s were blown to bits. And then, the Anti-Salt Field generated by the Spice Star Two destroyed all traces of salt. Finally, a massive pot of the stew of life is summoned by all the force users the Spice Core absorbed. Lead by Spice Sidious and Spice Vader, they quickly summon a massive pot that shadows over the battlefield. But first, they must fill it with life. Empowered by spice, i prepare to get the life need to power up the stew.
(I think you probably know, but if a sentence begins with "he", it means Battlefury unless context or logic states otherwise. )
He walks over to ultr- Hey, thats the toby dog’s job.
He rushes at Cuarc and leictreon. He uses his spice powers to add a new stat called Spice Uncertainty, and increases it to 1000%, causing them to take 1000% more damage from spice attacks and have 1000% less evasion from spice attacks. They are then both stabed with Spice Pillars before being tossed into the Stew, where they become spice.
He gives Asterism a blindfold of spice and earplugs of spice, plugging his Sound and Sight. The Blindfold’s spices burn his eyes, blinding him, while the earplugs are Spice Crystals that convert his head to spice. He is then tossed into the stew.
T
hen, he creates the perfect spicy cheese for Maurice, and tosses it into the stew. Maurice follows, becoming one with the spice as he drowns in stew. (rip maurice)He attacks Fenris Sun Eater with a Sun on a stick, except the sun in this case is a ball of extremely yummy spice crystals. Living up to his name, Fenris eats the sun. He ranks up, climbing the SUNEATERLADDER, reaching the hallowed rank of SPICE EATER- wait, what? He becomes one with the spice and is brutally stabbed by SPICE CRYSTAL PILLARS, ensuring his conversion to SPICE, then he is tossed into the STEW.
He then turns the armor on Star’s armored phone to spice, effectively making it worthless. He then rips out the data storage, turns it to spice, and tosses it in the stew.
He notices Zarod is probably undead, so he feeds him a can of the Spice of Life. Since Revive Kills Undead, he reacts badly, becoming living spice, and is then tossed into the stew.
Then, he summons huge pillars of Pepper, and sends huge streams of SHADOW-MAGIC CREATED BLACK PEPPER into the light magic. He screams his last as his light magic is converted to pepper, and is then tossed into the stew.
As for the nuclear throne? It gets hit by a spice nuke, turning it and its throne statues to spice before being tossed into the STEW.
I then realize that because Star dropped his invincibly, i can exploit that, and toss him into the stew. As he tries to cut Uzi's bullets in half, he is suddenly impaled by multiple spice pillars. Then, Uzi's bullets become spice bullets that gib him and turn his remaining body parts to spice, which is tossed into the stew.
snowtank is ded (Outdated entity list im using)
He calms down tarkus with spice, before impaling him with SPICE PILLARS and tossing him in the stew.
Then, Battlefury shows the Bling Tank the secret to everything spicy. Shocked, it becomes a spice tank and drives into the stew.
He realizes Mettatons switch was fliped, and merely replaces his legs with spice. Then, into the stew he goes.
He then exploits Hezetor’s and Ampersand’s mimic abilities to force them to mimic Spice Blazes, turning them into spice before being tossed into the stew.
He simply impales Talist with spice pillars before tossing him in the stew.
He is sure that CrystalCAT summoned the Imperator, and gives a big speech about how the Imperator inspired him to make this attack. Then, he turns him into an actual Crystal!CAT. As you may have noted, CAT is in all capitals. The only entity that uses this spelling is CAT, a Spoiler Character from FNAC2. This causes him to become a spicy crystal of a murderous CAT animatronic from 1965 or so. Naturally, a lot of people are spooked and smash his statue to pieces before i toss it in the stew.
Then, i walk over to Toast and turn him into… Perfectly normal toast… With a LOT of cinnamon on top, making it spicy. I then toss it into the stew. I transform the golem into a Golem of Spice and also toss him into the stew.
I then look at Richard, and, in order to deal with him, become the SPICE GOD OF HYPERDEATH. I become extremely tall, gain a spicy version of the grim aura that surrounds Death. In my hands i hold the SPICE REAPER, a spice version of Deaths Weapon, the Reaper Most Grim. I move forward with amazing force, and strike Richard with it. A massive amount of Spice Energy comes out of the blow, even with most of it damaging Richard. 15 Spice Blazes spawn behind me and fire extremely fast FLAMING SPICEBALLS at him, damaging him even further. Finally, i unleash the ultimate for the SPICE REAPER, using Spice Reap- i repeatedly smash into Richard at massive speeds, turning first his armor than his soul into spice. Then, after a massive 100 hit combo, i reap Richards spicy soul, and toss him into the Stew.
Then, i turn and stare at the only thing left standing in our path.
the only thing left
in our path
sans
prepare for rekt
I then rush at sans at Nigh-undodgeable speeds. So fast, he whope cushion trick fails, and he is forced to teleport… into a cloud of spice crystals. i then continue rushing at him, and if he succeeds in using the trick, continuing endlessly, forcing him to teleport again…
and again…
and again…
ad infinitum…
Fueled by determination to kill him before Richard can, i am able to go on endlessly. Sans is slowly converted into spice as he SOMEHOW endlessly teleports into unrepulseable clouds of spice crystals. Before long, all that remains is spice.
He, too, falls in the stew.
Then, before the stew of life is ready, i send his now spicy Gasterblasters back in time to intefere with EXOS's death course. The 138 Spice Gaster Blasters put the Death in Death course, firing and forcing him to dodge nigh-constantly. During the fight with the Sans clone, the Sans Clone uses the 138 Spice Cannons (the spicy version of glaster blasters) to simply kill our sans on the spot. Then i convert the Sans Clone to spice, teleport him to the battlefield, and fall int he stew.
A ding sound is heard. The stews life requirements have been fulfilled. It gives Uzi a massive power up, and the [PZ]’s a massive heals. Preferably without nuking the damage to say 2000.
Then, Battlefury13, holding the final bottle of the Spice of Life, combines it with the stew, creating a Bottle of the True Spice Of Life. Then, planting it on a summoning circle, he performed one final epic action….
Channeling the power of all the spice in the omniverse, and the BOTTLE OF THE TRUE SPICE OF LIFE, he changes the terrain- The soil becomes a mixture of mainly pepper and various other spices, while the grass becomes some sword of hot, crunchy spice. The tree’s become Spiceroot, baking to a crisp and growing Spice Bulbs for leaves. Meanwhile, many spice-related plants sprout.
Not all is done yet. The Saltslayer must be destroyed and drained of his salt.
Spice Vader lift’s up Ire in a Spicy Force Choke, while Spice Sidious uses Spicy Force Drain on ire, draining him of his soul and his saltyness. Finally, a blow from the Spice Reaper curses him to forever be without salt, and turns him to spice.
Oh, and regarding the counter attack: i doubt lawyering would be effective, because 1. My attack could be considered parody and therefore falls under fair use. 2. I have a alchemy for a defense lawyer. 3. The lack of law in this land would mean that Law is much weakened, and Chaos(creeper) is much stronger logically. Edit:
U lied.
lie penalty to ires attack please
As the entities not slayen respawn in new but still damaged bodies, they noticed the SPICE FLEET behind them, having used the SPICE-CORES ship yards to quintupled in size. The fleet is not yet in position to attack, but a horde of SPICE-TIE advances ahead, ready for the strike….
TO BE CONTINUED NEXT ROUND.
===USELESS POST REPLYING TRASH=== (aka /null portion)
I quickly apply science- In such a situation, indeed, the natural limit's placed by your body's usage of muscles would be lifted.
But if deadmans grip was real, i would just grab Richard with both hand whilst he is flying over a paradox and headbutt until i die. Then, exploit dedman grip, i would force richard to fall with me.
My attack is a parody of yours. Therefore, it falls under fair use.
.NULL PORTON END
===== Plot Relevent items to be crafted
The Hero's Sword && Villains Edge = Storylines Edge lv. 25
The Hero's sword && Undyne's Spear && Determination = Undying Lv. 25
useful stuff goes here=====================
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Rule Breaker [0]
The Hero's Sword [10]
Temmie Helm [10]
Charges========
Enchanting the D13x13 + D13 Attack determination Dice 21/50
2/50 RAT was eated by CAT
lolno 10/10 (4+ from Uzero) (3+ from engie)
3+ to engie
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Post II
Y fires a rivet gun at Fenris Sun-Eater.
He then throws an atrocious amount of rivets into SCP-882.
The Stardust Monolith summons the Sentinel, which grabs the Steampunk Blaster before situating itself in front of SCP-882, meatshielding it. It will also counterattack using the Blaster.
SCP-882 itself inflicts 2 Calls of MEKHANE on the Wizened Hag and 1 on The Hulk.
The Neo-Mekhanites notice that SCP-882 is in critical condition, and begin repairs.
The Cogwork Legates and Maxwellists ready themselves to counterattack anything attacking them, the Neo-Mekhanites, the Stardust Sentinel or SCP-882. The Cogwork Legates also take the opportunity to further standardize themselves.
Saurite 10/11
Black Widow Staff 7/13
Jungle Spores && Nature's Gift || SCP-2902 seed 3/X
Wall of Chains 10/20
SCP-914-1:1 3/X
SCP-914-Coarse 3/X
00C: How long does it take to manufacture Alchemiter upgrades?
Also, shouldn't the Clockwork Gadget have a health bar?
Well, Tazz I suppose I should thank you for being tech support... Wait.
Oh God, yes. Tazz, you are my muse. And this attack is dedicated to you.
Kardinal Kazoomeister finds itself in a cubicle which walls seem to extend into infinity. The claustrophobic cubicle notably contains a computer, a desk , pencil and a uncomfortable chair.
Kazoomeister appears to be wearing business casual clothing.
The computer appears to be opened to a chat client.
Oh God no... It can't be... Kardinal has been shanghaied into a tech support area.
...
The legends about this place couldn't be true...
Kazoomeister attempts to commit seppuku with the pencil to avoid working in Tech Support.
Ouch. Well, that hurt.
Didn't solve anything however.
Alright perhaps they can download Pesterchum and get Uzi to get them out of here
Click, click, click, click, click.
You are using Company Time Incorrectly, have a nice day.
Wait, what-
An explosion rocks the cubicle, slamming Kardinal into a wall.
Kazoomeister is docked HP for neglecting its rightful duties as well HP being docked for causing the Computer to explode.
They are currently picking out the metal from it's body. How were they supposed to know that going off task would cause a self destruction in the computer?
I mean for God's sake, who the [censored] runs this this place is just incompetent.
They finish picking out the metal shards in their body. A small pink slip has appeared in the prison cubicle.
Fired for: using company to cause self-harm, illegitimate use company resources, destruction of company resources, and a complaint from one customer.
Sorry, we have a Zero Tolerance Policy.
Well, Kazoomeister 's been fired. Such a pity, coulda have had a lucrative career, unfortunately Kardinal been fired. Into an incinerator.
Oh did I mention that?
The Bottom of the Office vanishes, as Kardinal falls into something close to a classical depiction of Hell, if Hell was made of dead employees and old robots.
Several fellow former employees are burning with Kazoomeister , They ignore Kazoomeister, they are focused on a more notable thing.
The searing heat. Kardinal focuses on it as well.
It hurts...
Kazoomeister's skin chars and blackens.
it hurts.
Flesh begins to peel away.
ithurtsithurtsithurtsithurts
Then relieving nothingness
Nyarly teleports the charred Kardinal Kazoomeister, back to the Battlefield.
Live and fight on, being a puppet is hard. I hope that you will forgive me for your suffering.
Also, note to self: kill the Corpus.
Charges
The Crawling Chaos: 40/50 (+2 from Piono)
Who Said I Don't Care About the Earth?: 33/50 (+1 Star)
The Summoning Key: 32/50
Assists
Piono x3
I'd be delighted to assist you my friend
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God ! Alchemiter 1/?? (Take 2)
This appears to corrupting the Alchemiter into something else.
The Pack-A-Punch with Built in Mystery Box
This legendary version of the Alchemiter has the standard features of the Alchemiter with a bonus; It also has a side function which allows the items in the Alchemiter it be completely randomized into another alchemy. ?? will trigger the Mystery Box function. All items will also become Eldritch (unique status which could slightly damage Sanity of opponents when used) put in the Pack-A-Punch.
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
The power continues to swirl, earth magic is notably becoming prominent in the mix. Whatever is being summoned involves a LOT of earth magic.
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 3/16
Greater Orb of Earth 3/11
Orb of Earth 3/6
3/10 for earth elemental
3/20 for earth archons
5/50 for earth titan. (+1 from FBSN)
+1 to FBSN, +2 to revan. Revan, do you want to be +3 buddies?
Why do you think I specified a Snowball melter and not a snow melter? A snow melter would've been much cheaper and melted a regular snowball just as easily. It was quite clearly a Snowball melter, and thus build specifically to melt things titled Snowball and not snowballs. This being stated, I swap out the snowball melter for the Snowball melter, and melt the Snowball with it.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
=Turn Two=
(33 / 40) Besieging: The Armored Carrier
(6 / 20) Prototype
(44 / 50) The Pact (+1 from Tazz)
+3 to Insert
=Counter=
Ah, yes. Battlefury willed into existence the Salt Star Two. A BRAND NEW PERSONAL BATTLESTATION FOR MY USE. His Spice Imperator is in position, but it's prepared to absorb a super laser.
Sadly, this is where I reveal that the Salt Star Two is not actually a mechanical super weapon. It's a giant, organic lifeform, with the massive metal outsides being a huge shell. The shell rips open, revealing the Ultimate Saltform. It's a massive eldritch salt monstrosity, spanning about 0.5 Deathstars in length. Massive salty tendrils span the entire body, covered in massive razor-sharp spikes. A single eye is present in the massive, melting mouth of the beast, glowing red with power. It proceeds to charge a laser, which the Spice Imperator is prepared for! Battlefury laughs, until the Ultimate Saltform grabs the Salty Imperator with it's thousands of tendrils, and proceeds to shove it in it's mouth.
The Spice Imperator refuses to go down, and uses all of it's abilities to fight the Ultimate Saltform! However, it seems that most of it's abilities are being forcibly shut down; a salty virus has taken over the Spice Imperator's systems! And all the people that Battlefury would've attacked are rather... salty that you'd copy massive lengths of my attack AND then use it to attack them. So let's let them join in on the beatdown. Completely absorbed in the combat, the Spice Imperator can only watch as the Ultimate Saltform teleports some of the friendly entities to aid it.
Asterism is temporarily pulled into the iris of the Ultimate Saltform. It's completely harmless, but lets the Ultimate Saltform harness Asterism's abilities. The Ultimate Saltform's eye promptly breaks apart into three, and uses Triple Rainbow on the Spice Imperator! A radiant blast of three circular rainbows rips through the Spice Imperator, fragmenting the hull of it! The several tendrils of the Ultimate Saltform then begin to wrap together, and eventually form giant wings! The three eyes merge back into one, and then the wings start vibrating fast. Beams of sound vibrate the very molecules in the Spice Imperator, causing them to rip apart! The Spice Imperator is starting to dissolve...
The Ultimate Saltform promptly teleports Asterism back, then takes over Fenris Sun Eater. The Ultimate Saltform's jaws are imbued with the power to devour suns, and whatever sort of resistance the Spice Imperator had is GONE. The jaws easily rip through it, but it stays together. The Spice Imperator attempts to counterattack with spice bombs, but they promptly miss thanks to the Ultimate Saltform's sudden evasion stat! It then flings it's prey outward, and fires a blast of molten salt forward! It cuts clean through the Spice Imperator! Now for the next wav-
...the Spice Imperator is already completely destroyed. What a shame.
But the powers of spice are ever-so-threatening. Why not eliminate the powers of Spice at their source? The Ultimate Saltform flies into deep space, but only after returning the Fenris Sun Eater to it's proper spot on the battlefield.
Legend has it that in the deepest reaches of the universe, there's an entire planet made of spices. As long as it exists, the true powers of spice can be harnessed. The Ultimate Saltform slowly glides towards it. And by "slowly", we mean it rockets towards the supposed location of the planet at incredible speeds. It warps in, only to find that the Spice Planet isn't there; only a massive ambush set up by Spice Warships! The Ultimate Saltform is then fired upon by a whole barrage of spice-based weaponry, but it's massive size allows it to tank the incoming fire easily. The Ultimate Saltform lets out a quick laugh. Not only is this laugh terrifying, but it's also insanely loud. The produced shockwave from the laugh vaporizes two of the ten warships in the area.
Two tentacles then rush outward, impaling one warship each. It then swings those impaled two warships around as bats, crushing three other warships before casting the now-destroyed bludgeoning ships aside. The three remaining ships call for backup from their homeworld, and are then promptly salt-lazored into oblivion. They can't absorb salt lasers of that magnitude.
...meanwhile, back on the Battlefield, I make use of a few pieces of equipment I installed on the Ultimate Saltform before it took off into space. Using a heavily-modified toaster, I trace where they sent their "backup transmission" to, and obtain the exact coordinates of their homeworld.
I then use said modified toaster to send an electrical pulse to the Ultimate Saltform's brain, telling it where to go! It charges forward, ready to slam into the planet and wreak havoc! It closes in, and then...
...promptly splatters on a massive energy shield. That wasn't the plan. The Ultimate Saltform has died via super-speedy collision, about 100km away from the planet. The shield temporarly goes down, and the bits of the Ultimate Saltform fall into the spice planet.
I then set up the teleportation array. I had it set up incase something went wrong and the Ultimate Saltform needed help, but it looks like I'll be able to use it to teleport straight onto their planet. Which I do. Where I get there, everything smells... overwhelming. Given that the entire planet is made of spices, it's bound to be that way. Two other figures teleport in with me; more players which I conscripted.
First on was HattyTophatterson, a stylish individual who is a master of style, hats, and gadgets. Inside his massive tophat lies a portal to hammerspace; he can stick his arm in and pull out various arrays of tophat themed gear. The other player was balloondestroyer, a person who was really good at killing balloons. He was followed around by an army of monkeys, and always keeps a rapid-fire dart gun on hand.
One more thing teleports in; a massive Spice-To-Salt conversion device, like that found on the Spice Imperator, except Spice-To-Salt and not Salt-To-Spice. I proceed to run over to it, and slam a couple of buttons at random. This somehow activates it; in two hours, the device will activate, converting the whole planet into salt. Nobody notices it for the next thirty minutes, allowing HattyTophatterson to pull SCV's out of his hat.
HattyTophatterson then gives them shiny blue crystals, and they go to work, constructing missile turrets, barracks and bunkers. Hatty then shoves more blue crystals into the barracks, creating soldiers to go inside the newly created bunkers. balloondestroyer sets up some strange totems along the defenses, with one totem being attached to the Spice-To-Salt device.
After said thirty minutes, a clean-up crew arrives, working on sweeping up the salt from my massive creature from earlier. It promptly sees all the defences we've set up, and alerts the Spice Military. When they arrive in an array of battleships and tanks, balloondestroyer's totems activate! Every single last soldier is inclined to follow the path of totems to the Spice-To-Salt device! It's just like a tower defence.
The onslaught pours in. All of HattyTophatterson's defences work on removing the incoming ships and tanks, while I run around, throwing my various alchemies towards balloondestroyer's monkeys! (Except the Killing Spree, which I loaned to CharaDidNothingWrong.) As monkeys are actually extremely proficient with weapons, they become a great asset to taking down the warships! About thirty minutes until the Spice-To-Salt device activates, a complication arises; the hypnotic effects of balloondestroyer's totems have worn off, and the crew of all the Spice ships have suddenly remembered how to use their weapons! I start running around the Spice-To-Salt device, and throw down several Armistyx's, creating a perimeter wall! As the monkeys and terran defenses are blown to bits, HattyTophatterson and balloondestroyer meet on the walls I have created.
Hatty pulls a tophat cannon out of his hat, and proceeds to engulf entire ships by trapping them inside gigantic tophats, which teleport them into his Hammerspace Pocket, in which they are destroyed by various defenses he's set up inside. balloondestroyer puts money into a small mobile device, calling upon waves of superhero monkeys to tear lines through all the hostile invading ships! I simply use saltmancy to fire massive lances of salt through the enemy ships, as there's insane amounts of salt in the surrounding area. Seriously.
This goes on for awhile. Ships are torn down and walls are fired upon. Eventually, it's one minute until the Spice-To-Salt conversion unit goes off. The ships have pulled back, and the Spice Military is simply raining down orbital bombardment, with massive laser cannons. HattyTophatterson and balloondestroyer are killed in the incoming blasts (and promptly respawn back in the server), and I'm forced to hold down the fort. I then decide "screw this" and proceed to teleport back to the server before I get dunked on.
A laser blast rains down from above, right above the Spice-To-Salt conversion unit. It slams into the device...
...dealing (100-50) damage to it! It has 9950 HP left. Hopelessly, the spice peoples fire upon the device with all their might, but it's no use. The device has gone off. The very ground boils as a wave of energy swipes through it, turning the spicy surface of the planet into molten salt. Then the mantle. Then the core. Eventually, the spice planet is no more. Over the next few days, the people of the Spice Planet all die out, not used to the harsh conditions of salt. Or the conditions of being salt, rather.
Back on the battlefield, Battlefury feels himself weaken. His spice powers have been suddenly drained away from him with the fall of the planet. He then falls on the ground, suffering from a sudden lack of power...
...Back on the newly created Salt Planet, I duct-tape a bunch of rocket boosters to one side of the planet. It begins to boost over to the Battlefield. Eventually, it'll slam into the PZ Side...
But not yet. When? Who knows.
As for the anti-salt machine; THIS IS A COUNTER. NOT AN ATTACK.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Alchemies
Invidia Warded Jar && Rune of Envy && SCP-1133-5 && 2x Electrum Shears = Twin Shears of Leviathan (9/13)
Lucrum Warded Jar && Rune of Greed && SCP-1133-3 && Silver Spoon = Mammon's Spoon (5/13)
NEW: Desidia Warded Jar && Rune of Sloth && SCP-1133-6 && Large Anime Girl Plush Doll = Wandworker's Doll (2/13)
Module Action
Module Descriptions
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: Generating light level 40.
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: 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into
, 5,000 EMC into
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: 66,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from
. Transferring no EMC.
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: Condensing nothing. 54,965/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from
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: Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal and 1 Tracking Rocket Chainsaw. Receiving items from
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: Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to
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: 980,260/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from
. Transferring 106 EU per post to
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: Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from
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: Being powered and operated by
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Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (43/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (31/50)
Project M13-ON THE OTHER SIDE (49/50) (+6 from Generic)
+2 to TwinBuilder
+1 to crystalcat
Action
Shizuki grabs the mic and starts to sing. No use of SCP-4517-DTG is required - every entity I channel the awesomeness at explodes from sheer awesome overload.
These songs and colors are just nothing but
I give Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. a list of trivia on different elements.
1. Seaborgium is the only element to be named after a living person.
2. Arsenic will kill you.
3. Red-orange neon lights are the only ones that actually contain neon.
4. Seriously, arsenic is bad.
5. Radium was once used to paint watch dials.
6. Did I mention that arsenic will kill you?
Multiple weapons/things can have the same name, you know.
Marvel of Machinery: 24/50
some loser: 17/25
Fire Axe && Solar Titan Essence && Solar Panel = Suntitan Panelaxe (11/11) Complete.
Spur && Mirror && Piece of Paper With the Infinity Symbol On It = Ad Infinitum (3/16)
+2 to Twin.
It's High Noon
Ahem. Trying to limit nullposts here, but you forgot to give Termination a level in the updop. Will remove this when fix.
/null
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
The Pact: ================================================== 50/50 (+5 from Cobalt)
(+8 from TFT, +6 from jondanger, +5 from Revan, +2 from FBSN, +1 from piono in reserve)
I +3 crystalcat.
I'd just like to say that Ultra Greed's money can't be stolen under ANY circumstances.
Ultra Greed uses Bling Volcano and Cash Tank. (LET IT STICK THIS TIME, HUH???) Vox Asterism uses Six Senses on the Hulk and Dr. Andonuts. Ampersand goes before the Nuclear Throne and Mimics it, using Nuclear Fission (it's minicritted due to King Me, though Ampersand can't attack twice!) The Nuclear Throne uses Giga Beam and Nuclear Fusion.
* I... I can't believe it. I can't believe it! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! YES! IT'S HAPPENING! IT'S FINALLY, FINALLY HAPPENING!
The Scribe hides in his underground bunker. Dimly, he registers that his end of The Pact has been completed. Hollow light reflects itself in his goggles. Soon, the day will come. Judgement Day. The world will be purged of sinners. The Scribe hears a pop behind him, recognizing that Flowey has tunneled into the room. Without turning around, the Scribe speaks. "It's done." Flowey grins excitedly, his voice wavering.
* Hee hee hee... You sure know how to make a good deal, Scribe. The Scribe doesn't turn around. "What's that supposed to mean." Flowey smirks. * What do you think it means? I'm paying you a compliment. Haven't you ever heard of them before? Haven't you ever tried being nice? "Haven't you?" * An infinite amount of times. But it got boring. Having a lot of LOVE is MUCH more interesting than having a lot of love, don't you think? "I suppose so. I've always been one for violence." Flowey laughs. * Of course. Why else would you have agreed to this?
The Scribe and Flowey gaze at a large machine at the other end of the room. A stone slab inscribed with the icon of a leaking pen, hooked up to an entangled nest of wires. All of the machinery funnels into a massive glass vial. It's empty. But it won't be for long. * You know the risks. You know the pain. You know the power. You're all about making irrational decisions, aren't you. "Aren't you?" Flowey cackles again. * ...Listen. I get what you're doing. You think that just because you're going after the Gate, because you want to play God like me... That means you get me. You understand me. You treat me as an equal, maybe? The Scribe doesn't speak right away. "Not as an equal. Nor a friend. Never cared for them. I see you more as... an influence." * Not as a friend? How about a BEST FRIEND? "Don't push your luck."
Flowey's face shifts between a thousand expressions in the blink of an eye. * Hey, I get it. You're too cool for friends, right? I've only ever had one. But you know all about them. If you think YOU get me... Forget it. THEY were the only one who really knew. THEY were always there for me... While I was alive. Flowey sighs. * And then they died. Until the seventh human came along. I could feel them. Guiding their actions. Influencing them. Just like I've done to you! "That's what you are. An influence." * Heh. There you go again. Acting as if you know everything about me. I've been around for way too long, Scribe. Thousands of years, across an unknowable amount of timeline. Some where I die, some where I live. Some where the human makes friends, some where the human makes enemies. Some that lead into others in a road of endless destiny, some that branch off and doom themselves. Yet in every single one... I've always stayed this way. A stupid, puny, hopeless, useless, FLOWER.
The Scribe turns around, amber light in his goggles. "Careful. You don't want to show emotion, do you?" Flowey's eyes blink out of existence for a second. * ... "You're right. I don't get you. I don't think I want to. However evil I think I might be, you're much worse. You're a despicable, soulless cretin. The perfect partner for someone like me." * ...Do you hate humanity? The Scribe looks at the machine again. "No. I don't hate humans. I hate the ones who made them." * Don't you think you're setting your sights a little too high? You can't exactly commit a genocide of the gods. "Maybe. Maybe not. But I can sure as hell try. Isn't that what being determined is all about? The power to keep moving on?" Flowey grins. * ...You really aren't an idiot, are you? You know exactly what you're doing. "Of course I do. Don't you?" * What do you think?
The two stand in silence.
* You remind me of them. The Scribe stands tall. "How?" * ...You don't really talk to anyone else except me. You have powerful views. And the means to accomplish them. "You're not just talking about our plan?" * Heck no. Scribe, you're determined in your own way. All of these warriors are. Warriors fighting an endless war. "All of time and space... And the space outside of space. Does it even end?" * Fluent in Zuish, huh? "The first language, after all. Squares and lines, Flowey. Squares and lines."
Flowey tunnels into the ground, popping up closer to the massive vial. * I like this. How you let me rule over you. I have a strong power over you. A dark design. "You've inspired me. You've helped me to seal myself away in here and devote myself to this plan. Feelings... Doubts... For you, I cast them aside." * Good. Very good. ...How are the other five coming along? The Scribe walks to a computer terminal that displays six colored hearts in a hexagonal pattern. Amber, purple, maroon, silver, jade, aquamarine. Only the amber heart is full; the others are at varying levels of completion. "Very well. I'm the only one who's finished. But they will fall in line."
The Scribe presses a button, and the walls retract. Situated in a similar yet much larger hexagonal pattern are five other massive glass vials with large wires hooked up to them. "We have sealed our fates long ago. There's nothing else to live for except this opportunity. So I will gladly take it." Flowey smiles. * I'm not your friend. I'm not your leader. I am an opportunity. I am an influence. I am a nightmare. And it's good that you, at the very least, know that. Flowey stares at the massive vials. * Soon... Players. Entities. Everyone. They'll all realize it too. I'm not just going to be a nightmare. I'll be...
* YOUR BEST NIGHTMARE.
@Talist If Toast (not ~ or *Toast) was more insane, she would probably be Dark Carnival. Fortunately she is at least a little bit smart.
| Charges |
Tonic 26/50 (+1 Tazz, +2 from Richard)
[Reserved] 9/?? (+1 Tazz) (it's actually a waiter, not a plan for a collab charge)
Sun-dered. 38/40 (+1 Tazz +3 from Talist, Hezetor and Pricey)
| Alchemy |
Flip Lighter || Panda Tibbers (teddy bear form) && Soul of a Fireworks Demon && Weasly-Brand Fireworks = Wildfire (Level 10 - 7/11)
+1 to crystal, +1 to MeGa +1 to Talist
Waiting for dop, but it'll probably look something like above.
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
The Scrapper's Armory (Level 10)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Red - Level 1 - 12'000/50'000
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000
*4'000 on single digit taking entities.
Mix: IIIIII
| Action |
A room suddenly found itself standing far off to the side of the battle, seemingly immune to the outside conflict. It wasn't exactly necessary, but peace was excellent when discussing business. A man dressed in a grey suit and white undershirt approached the door and entered without knocking.
The door opened, and semi-natural light along with many shouts and screams flooded into the otherwise dimly lit room. A figure passed through, then closed the door behind him, the sound of battle silenced. Inside the room was a beautiful wooden table and light hanging only by a long, thin wire and illuminating the table. A silhouette sat at one side of the table, the light hanging to low to reveal his face.
"Sorry I'm late, Mr. Sleuth or Mr. Creeper, whichever you prefer; it appears there are a number of people who prefer to not have me here with you. I'm sure you are aware of these unruly characters, hence why I am here. With my help, you will be not only getting the rights to your attack back, but be countering in due course."
The man's voice was smooth and confident; he knew what he was doing.
"Now I must confirm a few things with you, just to make sure we are on the same page."
His hand pulled out an A4 vanilla folder, and slid it across the table to the Sleuth. It was signed, '^Toast'. It listed the offences of a character known as 'battlefury13'.
"If everything is in order, will shall move on. So it appears you have had an attack 'stolen' by battle 'battlefury13' fury. His defence is that he has every right to use it because he has allegedly 'paraody'd' the attack from you. While this would be reasonable in any other environment, in DTG it is somewhat less acceptable to copy both the format and theme of another players attack. I suggest we push for consequences, which councidentally I am entirely immune to due to a childhood accident which was completely unprofessional and we shouldn't discuss at this time. Shall we?"
^Toast approached a wall and brought out a intricately designed fountain pen. He appeared to be drawing... sketching blueprints on the wall. As he sketched, the foundations seemed to change with it. The stone walls becoming light wooden ones, the room expanding to a much larger area that couldn't be interpreted as anything but a courtroom.
Even people themselves were drawn in, and it appears the pen was none other than Art Initiates Life. But how did that get here? Wasn't it from the far future...? Best not to ask, especially when all of the Toasts are generally travellers of some description.
A large courtroom, now complete with a steadfast judge and a perceptive jury stood where the room once stood.
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
Action:
There's always an ending.
"I have to get this battle done with, things are going to change around here soon."
But it isn't in death.
I open a portal behind Dr Andonuts, allowing a dragon to reach their head through and attempt to eat them.
Entity orders:
Fenris is using Ruby Mind Eater on Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr, lunging in to take a bite not at their body, but to consume their [PZ] alligence.
Main Roleplay Chunk:
"The gears are always moving..."
Mythic tilts his head in response to something those lacking the proper set of six senses can't perceive.
"And now seems like a good time to go where they are."
"Anything else before I go?"
He uses a simple hand gesture to open yet another of his ubiquitous, shadowy gateways.
Inventory:
Seeker's Bestiary [Level 10][Equipped]
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9]
Heavy Monster Edict [Level 9] [Accept Quest?] (>Y/N)
Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7] [Equipped]
Coffemancy for dummies [Level 5]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4]
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
Memory Crystal: DTG2 && Hourglass = DTG2 Timeglass [Level 5] (3/6)
Charges:
The Pact ========== 47/50 (+6 from Bomber)
Can You Spare... A Heart? ========== 35/50 : I guess the next me will have to do it, if they're inclined.
Siren Song ===== 14/20 : I try calling some sirens for help, but they won't answer their phones. This is why I like working with animals, and not people, even if that line seems really blurry at times.
Boosts:
+3 to Irecreeper
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
I return from the Teag Hiatus™
I am AG, just so you don't have to go back like 20 pages.
A Charge Which I Am Too Lazy To Name: (3/20)
+1 to Ire, Toast, Twin
...nature here)
Golem: Hey, I just remembered a nice joke.
Golem: It's over on fseftr.webs.com
Golem: Go look for it.
/rpnull
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Instructions unclear, got gorilla stuck in foxgirl
...Oh right nullposts. Well, time to use this spot.
STEALTH DANCING: 43/50
BAR: AAAAA?AAAA
Just Another Day at the Divine Work Station: 8/50
I decide to go throw some healing potions at the Toby Dog because politicians are evil. There's your reason.
Walker clicks the link. A second passes.
"YOU SON OF A-"
/null
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
13/50 Prototype (Redacted!)
11/25 Sleeper Agent
2/30 InterDimensional Rail Depot
Boom Drones:
HP:75,000
Attacks:
Bombing Run: Does 1,000 damage to 2 random enemies.
Specials:
Life Syrup Injector: Heals user by 20% of their HP
Buff Back: Prevents any buff or passive from being negated and those that were negated before are re applied
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
/null srry posted too early