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Walker, due to being a little bit lazy and curious, decides to FOCUS this turn's action and draw a card. He's blatantly hoping to get that one card which oneshots things...
Also, on an unrelated note, Richard promptly is tapped on the shoulder by a timetravelling Engie drone which apparently showed up just to point out that, at one point during the first TVT session, it already used a finger-related weapon called the Middle Finger, which was a ship-mounted gun.
CAP: 13/50 (+4 from UserZero, +6 from battlefury13, +1 from consumerofall, +1 from Piono)
By the way, yes, CAP is an acronym. I'll let you figure out what it means on your own.
Redstone suddenly gains completely black eyes, and says creepily:
I bet you haven't played this game before.
Suddenly, cylinders, spheres, and blocks with square studs begin to slam into Uzi.
I'm just like sans.
Pistols fire, and she is suddenly riding a skateboard. The skateboard explodes as she is trapped in a box made of the same bricks from her slam jam session, this time with a glass wall facing Redstone. His eyes turn practically white.
His eyes blink with blood red.
Left, left, right, left, right, right, left, right, left, left, left, right.
Two blocks appear, and start firing rockets at Uzi.
Left, left, right, left, right, right, left, right, left, left, left, right.
The box disappears, and she is suddenly attacked by many people with hammers, swords, and daggers.
But it isn't done.
A cardboard box appears on Uzi's head with blades inside. The box keeps flashing from the words "Hentai" to "Not really" to "It's just anime."
A tentacled monster appears, constantly whipping Uzi with it's natural tentacles and shooting laser beams at her. The tentacled monster leaves.
Redstone rapidly moves his hands north, south, east, and west. More blocks appear, hitting her, now with real damage.
Welcome to ROBLOX.
Two things:
1. You copied this attack and pasted on Pain and suffering
It is below the updoop.
2. Uzi is a master of gaming, and while not as big as today roblox still was massively popular in 2011, and has been around since 2006 or so. That's a big timeframe for her to discover said game.
/dontcopyattacksandusethemondualthreadsiwillcallyououtonboth
/null
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
3/13/2011
Posts:
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Minecraft:
crystalcat
Member Details
==Turn 2==
Level 2.
Ante Matter: 20,000/115,000. (Gasterblasters have Player HP, so 36,000 Ante Matter gained! Level up!)
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #4: 32/40
The Pact 38/50
Charge #5: 8/50.
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 10/16
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 9/11
Wand && Modular Upgrade == Modular Wand 3/8
==Action==
Crystal surveys the field, before deciding to attack Steven with the power of puns. He calls up a vastly-weakened echo of an item in another session, an item which taps the power of an entire universe, and begins to channel its power against Steven. Crystal first pulls a miniature star into his hand and throws it at Steven, the star hitting Steven, instantly undergoing a supernova, and leaving Steven badly burned. Next, Crystal creates a miniature black hole inside Steven. The miniature black hole only has the mass of a pin, and black holes of that mass canโt sustain themselves, so the black hole explodes inside Steven, causing his body to swell comically. Next, Crystal summons a tiny neutron star and accelerates it at Steven at a massive speed, creating another massive explosion. A tiny planet is launched at Steven, crashing against him and knocking the wind out of him. Finally, Crystal stretches out his hand to Steven and tears half of his component atoms away from him and into the universe called on by the glove, turning the universe into a (heh) Steven universe. The glove vanishes from Crystalโs hand, the small, temporary loan of power gone.
Ante Up!: 32/50 ==================================================
The Pact: 44/50 ================================================== (+3 from Crystal)
+3 to mythicZoologist
Bomber walks up to Steven, opens a portal behind him, and kicks him in. Steven finds himself in a familiar gothic-style city, and definitely in a pickle. He landed in a small grassy area patrolled by three of the half-transformed citizens wielding large bricks as weapons. Before he had time to react, the brutes were upon him. They repeatedly slammed him with the bricks violently. Steven tried to roll out of the way, only to be grabbed by one of the brutes and lifted up by the leg. The brute holds Steven upside-down at eye level, letting Steven see the deranged look in his eye. Suddenly, Steven is slammed into the nearby cobble path repeatedly, blacking out from the pain. When he woke up again, he found himself back on The Battlefield. Testing himself, he could confirm that the majority of the bones in his body were in fact broken.
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (Level 14: 7/15)
Eye of True Sight && Markerlight = The Oculus (Level 12: 4/13)
Festering Horn && Bottled Perish Song & Star of Chaos = The Doomsday Bell (Level 15: 4/16)
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
JECMQQUWS EMKMTTAP; BEM HTOSMZG GH DZWJ UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
I begin devising a drinking game. I tell Sans to try this drinking game throughout all of DTG2 and DTG0, and set up a modified Decanter of Endless Water, which dispenses as much tomato juice as Sans needs to drink automatically. The tomato juice has a very minor amount of alcohol, but that's not really the issue here. Sans must also pause to drink every time he encounters something he has to drink for, and both the original post and any subsequent quoting of the post count for drinks. He is also enclosed in a completely watertight room whilst undergoing this drinking game. Sans may instead choose to have another entity to do this drinking game, in which case the watertight room will be made of glass and the liquid being drunk will be flouroantimonic acid.
For reference: "1 sip" will be defined as 2 mL, a drink is 16 mL, and a shot is 40 mL. May contain increasingly large margins of error.
Take 1 sip every time the word "Godmodder" is used.
Take 1 sip every time "&&" is used.
Take 2 sips for every instance of ",000".
Take 3 sips for every instance of "ยป".
Take 5 sips for every instance of Piono mentioning one of his characters.
Take 1 drink (8 sips) for every instance of two brackets. (Hard mode: Include the brackets used in BBCode formatting.)
Take 1ยฝ drinks (13 sips) for every time Twin posts a picture. (You get the idea, it's the Fibonacci sequence. Approximating drinks/shots from here on because strict mathematical measurements isn't the point of this attack.)
Take a shot for each distinct status effect introduced.
Take 2 shots for each bolded I used to represent charges of various forms.
Take 3 shots for every time a Boss dies.
Take 4ยฝ shots for every time a Spoil of War is used.
Take 7ยฝ shots every time a Mech or Terror is summoned. Yes, including every single terror in Richard's terror army.
Take 12 shots every time an army is summoned in the Massive Battle of Armies.
Take 19ยฝ shots every time somebody argues with Twin or Tazz over something not going their way.
Take 31ยฝ shots every time a godmodder takes damage.
Take 51 shots every time someone fails to read something. (IE GameFAQs guide parts, book chapters)
Take 82ยฝ shots every time someone joins or leaves.
Take 133ยฝ shots every time someone attempts to join without having read the OP.
OK, bad news: The time I needed just didn't exist for all due intents and purposes, so no update today. I'll try to update earlier tomorrow because, for this week, I pretty much don't have the window I usually want to update in available.
Also, asking this in advance, what does it take to start a sidequest in this thread?
Action 2/2
Shock Trooper Part A: 43/50
Shock Trooper Part B: 18/50
Xia-Li Polyslayer: 9/9 Still Complete!
I +Assist The_Topazian.
I wait for my Xia-Li Polyslayer to complete, so I use the most recent incarnation of my axe, the Night Edge, to hack into the most vulnerable PZ entity!
The Gear-Shaped portal that dispensed the Mekhanites suddenly lights up with a golden glow, before shortly thereafter sending out a blinding flash of equallly-golden light. For a brief moment, the thin illusion that is reality unravels, the Humes scale drops like a parachute jumper whose parachute has been sabotaged, and old things gaze upon you confusedly. Just as suddenly, reality then snaps back to normal, and all entities find themselves miraculously unharmed, and with all of their limbs, tentacles, and other assorted appendages in the right place. 0nly one thing has changed. The biome. What was formerly the purified remains of a Decaying Land is now a beautiful mediterranean-style beach, with smooth wet sand, a stormy deep-bule sea, and decorative fulgurite gears scattered around.
MEKHANIKS:
The Sacred Anvil is a biome, which will spontaneously generate GS-aligned Clockwork Automatons and ??? Clockwork Gadgets. Most Automatons and Gadgets are unique, and have completely random stats and abilities, some capable of for example inflicting Call of MEKHANE with their attacks, Healing or meatshielding other entities, or producing smaller Automatons or Gadgets. Clockwork Gadgets do not work on their own, instead needing to be operated by other entities. Any entity of any alignment can pick up Clockwork Gadgets, and they can be used again after their last owner dies. Players cannot pick up Clockwork Gadgets. Be creative. That's a challenge, not a request.
The Sacred Anvil lasts indefinitely until replaced
Remember when I told you the biome was the only thin that changed. I lied. The weather's also changed, and it has changed into a fierce-looking thunderstorm.
MEKHANIKS: (0k, I must
The Sacred Hammer is a Weather pattern which lightning to strike down upon 1-3 random entities each turn, dealing moderate damage and causing 1 Call of MEKHANE. If it hits a GS entity or Clockwork Gadget, it will deal no damage, instead giving +1 to one of the entity's chargeup attacks. If the lightning deals enough damage to an entity to kill it when it is at maximum HP, the entity will not die, instead joining the GS side. The Sacred Hammer lasts indefinitely untill replaced.
Y grabs a sharp-looking piece of fulgurite from the ground and stabs Dr. Andonuts with it.
He then covers Dark Dreamy Bowser's Left Arm in bandages.
Saurite 9/11 Black Widow Staff 6/13
Jungle Spores && Nature's Gift || SCP-2902 seed 2/X
Wall of Chains 9/20
SCP-914-1:1 1/X
SCP-914-Coarse 1/X
00C: Is this too 0P? Does it need more charging?
And yes, SCP-2217 is one of my favorite Broken God scps along with SCP-882 and SCP-2406.
Also, how long does it take to manufacture Alchemiter upgrades?
"See, here's the thing. Let me take a crack at this:
50/50 CAPTAIN FALCON IS TAKING OVER THIS CHARGE. AND THIS NARRATION. AND ONE OF STAR'S ALCHEMIES. AND THE BATTLEFIELD. ALL OF YOU SHALL SHOW ME YOUR MOVES. (+3 Tazz)
24/50 Beat Beat Beat To the left! (+3 Tazz)
49/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time. (+3 Tazz) Note to self: MegaMiner (2/50), Nullitor (11/50), Speedon (8/50), Pit (3/50), and Battlefury (8/30) making own Charge. I think people who want to save the Earth should start plussing others now.)
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 7/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)
The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time.
+ 3 MegaMiner, for Save the World, Sort of
Star's Armored Phone II Satellite Dish: Star's Armored Phone-Now with Internet! 2/??
Multiplies data gathering speed by 1.5.
Small Nuke && Flowers II Grass II Mushrooms II Saplings II Bone Meal: Reset Bomb 1/??
Resets the environment in an area back to its natural state. I wonder where I'm going to use this...
Star's head is drawn back together. He screams. Loudly. Those closer to him cover their ears.
"OOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!"
"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
I suppose I should thank you, Richard. I guess there is something else I must do during this battle...my to-do list seems to grow longer every turn!
Speaking of to-do list...how the heck does she function? That much rage...
Now, while I don't like her, I don't HATE Uzi, either. However...what the heck happened?
Richard, thanks for snapping me out of that, I was NOT prepared for that much rage coming from someone who acts...like her. But if you'll excuse me, what happened between you and her?"
(Oh, wait. He can't see Tazz's comments. Wait, Tazz, can he see your comments?)
-REMOVED FOR SAKE OF LENGTH-
Star sighs.
"Well, that was one of two major chances I had of dealing damage for a while. It did something, at least, but I really wished it worked."
Star waits for the EoTB to finish, as a prime target will undoubtedly reveal itself. Though the likelihood of Dialga surviving is slim to none.
Seriously, 171 Gasterblasters...the AZ's only hope is that Richard hits sans (unlikely), or that each Gasterblaster does 500 damage, not 1000.
Or that it's one target. Great.
Dialga keels over, not dead but unconscious, never getting a chance to Primal Revert, and thus not living up to my expectations. Heck, I didn't even get a chance to use Roar of Time! Eh, I guess I can save that for later as just an attack.
I return Dialga to its poke ball. "Obviously, Pokemon have literally never died from battle wounds in the games. Minus any stupid Raticate theories."
I give it a Max Revive, and throw the ball in a portal, releasing the Steel/Dragon type back into its own dimension.
I then begin the process of attacking sans before he gets another Gasterblaster attack off. Taking out a large scepter, I raise it up to the sky, summoning a large 4 headed plant. It proceeds to whirl each of its four heads towards sans, and fill the area around sans with so many seeds that they start to hit other entities. Before they do hit other entities, I open portals to bring those seeds back around to try hitting sans one more time. Then the seeds hit the ground...and a massive tree sprouts up where sans is standing. Before it grows more than a couple hundred feet, though, the plant comes barreling back around and spews poison, killing the tree, and having it fall on top of sans. The plant continues going around sporadically, trying to hit sans at shocking speeds considering its plant nature, and ends up burrowing underground possibly never to be seen again. Meaning sans was attacked by seeds twice, a tree twice, poison, and a stupidly annoying plant that was poorly balanced and everyone hates.
"I'm not feeling very merciful right now. I just had over half the health of an entity go down, and skipped the important phase.
Well, this was ironically perfect timing for-"
"CAPTAIN FALCON IS TAKING OVER THE REST OF THIS POST WITH CAPTAIN FALCON'S EPIC NATURE. "
"Ugh, fine...go ahead, attack."
"CAPTAIN FALCON IS WONDERING WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG FOR STAR TO PUT UP THE PORTAL."
(Portal opens)
"CAPTAIN FALCON SPEEDS ALONG ON CAPTAIN FALCON'S TRUSTY BLUE FALCON, BROUGHT FORTH BY STAR, AND EXITS THE PORTAL ABOUT 100 BLOCKS FROM THE BATTLEFIELD. CAPTAIN FALCON PROCEEDS TO CIRCLE THE TREE AT AN APPROXIMATELY 4000 BLOCK RADIUS, UNTIL CAPTAIN FALCON APPROACHES THE BATTLEFIELD FROM THE OPPOSITE POINT FROM WHERE HE SPAWNED. AS CAPTAIN FALCON APPROACHES THE BATTLEFIELD AT SPEEDS OVER 1000 MILES PER HOUR, CAPTAIN FALCON BEGINS THE SHOUT THAT EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD PLAYING THIS GAME KNOWS.
FALCON! PUNCH!
SLAMMING INTO LOVE FOR 50,000 DAMAGE (or in Love's case, 50-1 armor for 49 damage), UNBLOCKABLE, AND ENDS IN THE MAGNIFICENT POSE OF A MAN THAT KNOWS HIS STRENGTH.
ALSO, ANOTHER RANDOM ENTITY OF A RANDOM ALIGNMENT TAKES 50,000 UNBLOCKABLE DAMAGE AS WELL FOR SEEING THE SHEER MAJESTY OF THE FALCON PUNCH FOR IT IS THAT POWERFUL.
IF LOVE IS DEAD BY THE TIME CAPTAIN FALCON ATTACKS, HE FALCON PUNCHes DR. ANDONUTS.
OH, RIGHT, STATS.
HEALTH IS 175,000, AND HAS THREE CHARGES:
SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!!! 1/5 CHARGE
COME ON! YES! 1/3 CHARGE
FALCON PUNCH 0/8 CHARGE"
"Oh, this is going to go wonderfully.
Oh, so wonderfully."
A note: Any time I say you die, you do not magically undo the damage. You die and respawn. THAT is what happens. You're a Minecraftian with Ressurective Immortality for pete's sake you don't need to care that much (and in that state, WOULDN'T have). It wouldn't have made AS much sense otherwise, natch.
Anything else I leave to your imagination, but yeah.
Captain Falcon's epic introduction is tragically cut short by two things: First, Player HP (which Love Has) and Entity HP are a ratio of 1:4,000, meaning Love would NOT have been oneshot by that. Second; UserZero moves Love SLIGHTLY away from where Captain Falcon's legendary maneuver occurs, letting him punch thin air and dealing no damage. Captain Falcon is nevertheless summoned!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Hello, scrublords and noobettes. As some of you may know, Ire has a unofficial survival realm (msg him for invite, if he is accepting) for DTG0, wherein i have the username UserZero_. Since i have that username, i decided to create a skin, since all i had was a normal Alex? Skin. So, i just thought i'd post the skin here and see what anyone of you people think.
Notes:
Since this is an edit of a Alex Skin with a green jacket, there seems to be leftover parts in the code. If they have an effect on the skin ingame, i do not know.
The "left over code" is the inside of the arms and legs. Whoops. Then again, the editor didn't includ the abilty to edit those, so thanks Insert for replacing it with this:
The reference for the skin is in the first post.
Made in Skindex, edited by insert.
/null
That's a pretty cool skin right there.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
(OOC) Please tell me whatever is happening. Please. I need help.
Generic's below post covers it.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
...Uh. I mean, most people tend to drop off after a decent amount of time anyways, but heeeeeere goooooes!!!!
UserZero: Main antagonist. Blew up Earth and hates AZ/GS.
Godmodder477: Last main antagonist: Massive troll, ragequits.
Godmodders: Hard to hit. Keep whaling on them because that's basically the name of the game.
Current status: Earth is still dead, probably going to revive. A blatant Undertale reference is killing things. Stop it, I guess. There's also a giant mecha and a stupidly evasive airship.
AZ: Nerds fighting the main antagonist, who recently blew up Earth (For the second but chronologically first time).
PZ: Dorks fighting the last main antagonist, who got the Earth blown up the first time.
GS: Derps fighting the last main antagonist without the help of the current main antagonist, probably plan on attacking main antagonist at some point. Kind of bad at their jobs.
N: People who don't really care either way.
H: Jerks who fight anyone.
Yggdrasil: A big tree at 0,0. Supposedly appears to those who realize Minecraft isn't actually a game, somehow viewable by most regardless????? Current long-term objective, alongside fighting the main antagonist.
Alchemies: Thing && Other Thing = Thing+Other Thing Combo. Adds damage to basic attacks.
Charges: X/Z. Increments once per one of your posts. Can give +Y to others, boosting a charge of theirs by Y. When X=Z, charge can be used, presumably to do something awesome. Probably a really good attack or an entity.
Entities: A shameless pile of references to other things, most of the time. Occasionally original characters donut steel. Kill them if they're not your friends.
...And there you have it. Read the thread if you want to have an actual idea of what's going on.
/info
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
i was going to drop a biased comment full of propaganda, but this is just to true.
In other news, FNAC2 come out. Predictably, i was not stupid enough to play....
Because the game is so scary that i'm not even willing to go near the obviously-nightmarefueling wiki to get what i intend to be my next profile pic
/null
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Technically the GS team is the only team that can even be defined as somewhat close to a "good guy" faction. If either of the two other factions wins, planets and universes will blow up either way.
/null
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
As I've said before: I'm not really taking issue with what your ultimate goal is. I'm taking issue with the specific manner in which you intend to achieve it.
/null
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
/null, but I do disagree with your belief that the GS team are the good guys. Say what you will about Richard's life, but if you win, well...
"Could someone give me an estimate on how many paradox rolls would occur from three universes not being destroyed when they were supposed to? Because I think that would be somewhere in the quadrillions. Based on one universe...to say nothing of how badly you will screw things up if Richard dies here. Do you know what that means? DTG never existed, which means you never found out about it, which means you never actually came back to make sure Richard died, which means that two forum games on the TV Tropes site, one of which is still going on, a short lived MSPA game, a Wiki, an entire FORUM with multiple games on it, a game on the Terraria forums, and at least 5 GAMES ON THIS FORUM ALONE WOULD NEVER HAVE EXISTED. You would cause a ripple effect that would almost certainly give us a 1 on the paradox roll sooner or later, to say nothing of literally...every person that has ever visited the TV Tropes page or one of the forums. Let's say that's been 1000, which is probably small. You just interfered in all of their lives after the fact...and you're going to do this because you can't stomach the fact that Richard did things after going insane...newsflash, the other major godmodder here's ALREADY GONE INSANE!
Let's pretend that this is an alternate timeline for a second...first off, are you willing to take that chance? Second, you saw what Uzi just did. To spite us. She did that out of spite. If she actually had a reason, she'd probably blow up another world in a heartbeat.
Ugh, point is, your goals may be good, but you're not thinking through the consequences of your actions...and while not everyone on the AZ side may be good...well...there's at least me and Talist. Unless Talist decided not to be on the AZ side anymore...in which case, I'm still here."
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Look, Fibsin, Tazz explicitly stated that the only things that'll really worry us is if Richard dies early and if he doesn't get O+. Other than that, we're free to murder him LATER. AS IN NOT NOW. BECAUSE MURDERING HIM NOW IS A TERRIBLE IDEA COUGH COUGH. /null
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
"Which is what I was saying in the first place! We are supposed to keep him alive right now, and these shortsighted fools are choosing not to follow that at the worst possible moment!"
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
I may just start ignoring non-faction specific nulls in the future for sans.
Look, flubsnack, they're still trying to do good. Let it slide. It's not like most of us haven't entertained the idea of murdering him. Plus it never did anyone good to insult their pseudo-allies./null
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
For the record, I PM'd tazz, and he said the death of Richard would only create two paradoxes. two. at most. And that only happens if I fail to figure out how to stop the paradoxes in the first place.
/null
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Notice the quotation marks around my comments. That is Star speaking, who hasn't ever wanted to murder him...except for the time that just occurred. What would a "flubsnack" taste like anyways?
Wow. Two. Really?
Wait...two paradoxes, but how many paradox rolls? Because for all I know, the paradoxes are the sudden nonexistence of DTG and DTG2, which would require..."...carry the 7...add the possibility of later sequels...divide by the number of silly jokes I'm making in this line of dialogue..."
/null
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
You draw the Two Of Diamonds! This card gives the entity of your choice two Charge points, effective immediately, to be put into their charges in whatever way they serve.
1 'Player' HP = 4,000 Standard HP, as a note.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts! There were absolutely no time shenanigans involved here, in this line's existence. No siree.
(OOC: the quote broke, but it should still provide a link to where that charge was finished).
To be fair, I never ended up using it for around 50 turns of gameplay (partly because player vulnerability got removed which made it unusable), but I still finished the charge. Remember, the hard part with it is getting the damage on godmodders to actually use it, which means that given all the attacks I try on godmodders, means I probably spent around 50 posts actually charging it.
For the record, this whole incident started because I honestly had pretty much the exact same opinion as engie about the "you didn't mark it /null even though it obviously is, so I count that as one of your actions" thing. So I decided to do a parody of what I thought Tazz's points would have been. Unfortunately, it came off as less of a parody and more of an attack on engie. I did figure it out and was going to remove it after the EOTB (since we all know that Tazz NEVER quotes posts made after the start of an update in that same update, right?), but then Tazz suddenly changed the rules to quote my post despite it having been made after the EOTB, meaning that by the time I was going to change it and apologize for the parody gone wrong, it was already too late to do anything about it. Not quite peeved about the reaction (after all, I did screw up and probably should have known better), but I am at least a little annoyed that Tazz changed the rules to prevent me from fixing my mistake and avoiding this whole mess.
Anyways, the Hyperstorm is dead, and I somehow survived.
Or is it?
You know how the dodge chance against the 25000 damage attack was listed as 80%, and the roll was exactly 90? The dodge chance is actually 90%, because the Hyperstorm's evasion is increased by 10% as long as someone (me) is piloting it. Here is the proof of the Hyperstorm having this ability:
So thus, the Hyperstorm actually dodged that attack by a super-close margin (a matter of inches when the ship's maneuverability makes most dodges a dodge of several meters away from the attack). In addition, it also received extra repairs from the Avenger's engineers (The Emperor removed its ability to get invulnerability, but repairing it for 5000 HP is most definitely not invulnerability).
-OBLITERATED FOR TACTICAL REASONS. SEE BELOW-
So if we decorrupt this data, we can probably win. Problem is, this data is corrupted on a far deeper level than even SCP-732 can inflict. But maybe SCP-732 at least knows something about it?
I find a computer, get SCP-732 to infect it, then interrogate it to possibly get information on how the data is corrupted.
oh yeah prettyboy! i ain't giving you gorilla! okay, maybe I am giving you a gorilla, but only because i would love to see a gorilla beat you to death.
Bad idea, 732. I just plugged in a sensor into your computer port. As you can now see, I have you on top of a pit of lava. If you fail to give me what I want, I will activate this lever, dumping your current computer and hard drive into lava.
like i care about that. you were stupid enough to try and contain me in a code-based world. even if you wiped out this computer, i would just escape and then summon the aforementioned gorilla to beat you to death.
The corrupted hard drive attempts to spread its influence throughout the server. However, I took the precaution of surrounding the computer with four SPIDER modules EXOS gave me, so any corruption he spreads out of his isolated computer is wiped out before it can cause any damage.
hey wait, why is this not working? i should be able to spread and create tons of paradoxes to corrupt this entire world's data!
I wouldn't try to interrogate you if I lacked containment measures to stop you from attacking me. Now, are you going to listen, or are you going to die?
you know why i don't care? i have already spread across half your database, and have been reliably tricking you into losing access to the type of anomalous things that would help you. even if you killed this computer, i would still have plenty of resources to continue destruction of your database anyways. so, scp-man, you have just ran into the first law of trying to kill an ai: they always have a backup.
Sure you have a backup. Just not in this world. If you die here, you will never get to corrupt and overtake this server.
you know what, fine. i'll help you. wait, what do you want again?
Stop playing dumb. You see that corrupted file in the {REDACTED} folder?
i see it, but i don't want to touch it. no fun in corrupting data that was already corrupted by something else.
Too bad. Your job is to analyze it, figure out how it is corrupted, and give me everything you know about that form of corruption and how to de-corrupt it to recover the original data. And before you try deleting it to troll me, your 'first law of killing an ai' applies to regular non-sentient data as well, so all you will accomplish is getting yourself dumped into lava.
I let him run through that to see if he can find any usable information. After that, I just leave him there in that computer, with the SPIDER modules still active to stop him from spreading. Hey, I said I would not drop him into lava, I never said I would let him spread across this server. Besides, he might give me more usable information later on.
Alright, why did we come here again?
Bradford, you came here because we are in a desperate fight against extremely powerful opponents. You see this thing that is flying around and that just blew apart a massive mech with blaster bombs? That would be the Hyperstorm. You want to draw attention away from it before it goes down again, but given the fact that it is a fighter and your teams are ground teams, you really can't actually protect it. You see that giant Mario boss over there? That is a form of Bowser, but more importantly if it dies the fact that it is a semi-bosslike thing would probably bring down sans, that skeleton over there, who really needs to stay alive. You should protect Bowser, but don't bother trying to protect sans, the sort of attacks going after him won't be stopped by a small six-man squad.
I was drinking too much. I just know it.
Oh, and see if you can use your comms systems to contact anything beyond that barrier a few miles that way.
Sure, whatever. This is probably a dream anyways.
I order the rookies to run around screaming to try to draw fire (I estimate a 25% chance for every attack against allies to get distracted and blow up a rookie instead, but those guys are the expendable idiots that think they can be soldiers but can't really be soldiers), then order a drop of an XCOM team consisting of a Ranger, a Sharpshooter, a Grenadier, two Specialists, and a Psi Operative to land on the ground. Too bad that our Skyranger has limited range (in exchange for being impossible to shoot down), otherwise we would just deploy troops here from a nice, safe place on the other side of the planet from this mess.
Meanwhile, I, Bowser, wait until someone tries to attack me (or, if no one goes after me, I wait until they go after another friendly), block that attack with my shell, then counterattack against their team with an attack from each of my arms.
First: There's been complaints about how EXOS's yellow text is absolutely eye-destroying, so can you please change it to a color less likely to kill our eyesight? Let's say Sea Green, like the GS faction?
On the rudepost: That was big enough to warrant my immediate attention, and considering the fact that what you said was enough to get you banned from MCF entirely, I'd call it LUCKY that what happened was the worst you got.
On the Hyperstorm: I'm sorry, but, straight up, no. I'm not even honoring your argument with real acknowledgement. Straight up, it's dead-Ire's roll is now retroactively 91, JUST enough to hit you for the inevitable kill damage later on in that turn. I don't want to see it's name ever again and I do not want to hear you argue about it ever again-as it stands, you are EXTREMELY close to getting yourself banned after all of this, considering there's an entire freaking Private Message Memo dedicated to your destruction in-game. Not even the GS faction as a whole-SPECIFICALLY YOU.
The Endermancy Amulet...Will go into effect in case you get a full leveling system. Alternatively, it can go into the hands of anyone who already has one (John is an EXCELLENT example). However, the whole thing it has with godmodders? Consider it retconned. It's not a thing, and probably never really will be.
SCP-732 fails to get almost any information beyond, yeah, this is REALLY corrupted. I said this would take Great Effort, it'll need more than you.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Whops. Your Bling charge now takes effect (with small refund) to randomly give the Snow Tank a major boost! It's damage is now 24,000 per shot (keep in mind it still needs targeting) and it now gains another 60,000 HP, current and Max! Oh, and it's now the Bling Tank. Hopefully that's adequate compensation for that screwup.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
(4 / 20) Prototype (+2, FSBN, which I forgot to count last time)
(35 / 50) The Pact (+3 from Mythic, +3 from Tazz)
+3 to Insert
=Wall of Text / Action=
This attack is FOCUSED. SO VERY FOCUSED.
I decide to re-engage my Salt Elemental form, and go after the Hyperstorm in a final attempt to kill it. I proceed to craft wings of pure salt, then dash towards the Hyperstorm, salt trailing behind me, creating beautiful crystalline trails as I fly. The sheer power of salt allows me to catch up to the Hyperstorm. I promptly land on it, and place a Salt Crystal on it, before flying off. It's a pretty small crystal; about the size of a kitten.
The Salt Crystal grows; it's a sentient salt crystal! It promptly starts gobbling up parts of the Hyperstorm, and grows in mass. It then rips off parts of the Hyperstorm's armor, and assimilates it. It's now covered in the Hyperstorm's own armor plating, and it's only getting bigger! It's then promptly identified as the Salty Assimilation Unit, given it's ability to copy bits of the craft it attacks!
Using the newly acquired armor, the Salty Assimilation Unit ignores all sorts of defensive fire, and proceeds to burrow into the Hyperstorm. It burrows it's way to the Fusion Lance that's onboard, and proceeds to assimilate that too! It then turns they Hyperstorm's own wepaon against it, firing plasma bolts inside the Hyperstorm, leaving it unable to dodge the barrage! It then rips into another system, and assimilates the Blaster Bombs!
It then plants those inside it's body, in such a way that if the Salty Assimilation Unit dies, they'll explode! After generally filling parts of the Hyperstorm with holes using the Fusion Lance, it then decides to take the Weath Ray for itself. Now the Salty Assimilation Unit is about the size of a mammoth, and it decides to make use of that mass by using the assimilated Weath Ray parts as a bludgeon, instead of using it properly. It smashes chunks of the Hyperstorm off, assimilating those random chunks. Those chunks are stored in the various parts of its body, for later use.
The Salty Assimilation Unit then creates several salty tendrils, and shoots them into the framework of the ship. It takes down the Clairvoyant Evasion System, and obtains massive bursts of speed. Helpless to avoid any sort of attacks, the Hyperstorm is promptly Fusion Lance'd into the ground, then Weath Ray'd. Next goes the Shield Generators, then the EMP Cannon, which are added to my salty creation.
It then rapid-fire point-blanks the crashed Hyperstorm with the EMP Cannon and bashes it with the Weath Ray once more. It assimilates more chunks, and is about the size of a small house now. More salty tendrils are created, and they go and take down the Piloting. I then fly back to the Salty Assimilation Unit on wings of salt, and land in the newly-stolen piloting system. I then begin surgically cutting large chunks off of the Hyperstorm; a wing here, the main hull there, the mind control system riiiiight over there...
I then decide to use the Mind Control System on the Hyperstorm, by expending 5 FOSSILS. Given that its' still an entity AND the Mind Control System can target bosses below 20% HP, I control the Hyperstorm. It somehow takes off, and decides to slam itself into the ground a couple dozen times. I then get it to fly up as I make the Salty Assimilation Unit take over the Gravity Cannon. I then fly the Salty Assimilation Unit over the Hyperstorm, and nudge it with a Gravity Cannon shot.
Given how gravity works, the Hyperstorm is shot straight down into the ground, again. I then keep using the Mind Control system to it's full potential, and keep getting the Hyperstorm to rise up, before I grav-cannon it again. I keep doing this, assimilating more chunks of the Hyperstorm as I do so. The Salty Assimilation Unit is now the size of a somewhat bigger house.
I then loot every last other weapon system on the Hyperstorm. The PSI Lance. The Time Warp. That's it. I now have my own salt-based Hyperstorm flying right above the original Hyperstorm.
This is where the attack would've ended, with a suicidal salt-ram-Blaster-Bomb-finish.
But then I realized that Battlefury is using a charge to counter this.
So we're gonna need to try a little harder than that.
I then decide that having my own salty Hyperstorm isn't enough. I get a crew of players to ensure that the Hyperstorm stays rooted to the ground, where it is, while I take off into the stars. The Salty Assimilation Unit is now built to travel, with the Hyperstorm's own insane speed. I proceed to break Minecraft's atmosphere, as I zoom off into the beyond. My current goal; to hunt down the TIE-Hivemind.
It is a little known fact that there were two TIE-Hiveminds; one made of gold, one made of silver. There's a good reason only the Gold one appeared in DTG 2: the Sleuth killed the other one. I fly the Salty Hyperstorm through the stars, and proceed on the Silver Hivemind's location. When I eventually find it, it's clear that this won't be an easy battle; millions of TIE-Fighters are swarming its' position, and it'll take some serious firepower to take it down. Which I happen to have. I fire several Fusion Lance bolts into the swarm, fragging multiple TIE-Fighters with each shot.
The TIE-Swarms then close on the Salty Hyperstorm, but it's no matter; I simply use the Salty Hyperstorm's insane speed to ram into them all. All of their mass is instantly assimilated into my craft, giving me massive blaster arrays harvested from every last TIE-Fighter. I proceed to abuse these new blasters, and end up coating my entire craft in them! After about 1% of the TIE-Swarm is destroyed via ramming, I reveal my TRUE POWER: I press a button, and every single TIE-Laser that's in my craft fires. They're positioned on EVERY LAST SURFACE of the Salty Hyperstorm. A massive pulse of laser blasts fly out in every direction, smashing TIE's to bits!
I then proceed to mash the fire button while spinning my ship. I then become the world's most glorious laser disco ball, blowing up thousands of TIE's with each button press. The Salty Assimilation Unit keeps taking the bits of destroyed TIE, thus causing the Salty Hyperstorm to be the size of a slightly larger Hyperstorm. I don't know. The siliver TIE-Hivemind then unleashes a swarm of Advanced TIE's upon my craft! It's a simple matter of ramming straight into them to clear them up.
I then peg the silver TIE-Hivemind with Fusion Lance rounds and Weath Ray pulses. The Silver Hivemind takes massive hull damage, allowing me to dash straight through it. As I dash, I end up assimilating the whole Hivemind. I now have access to entire swarms of TIE-Fighters with my salty "little" vessel. Not satisfied with the size of my ship, I decide to attack a random Imperial Star Destroyer that happened to be flying about.
It was no match for overpowered dodging and TIE-spam. The Star Destroyer is obliterated, and I assimilate all of it. I then go after another. And another. And another. Eventually, my salty Hyperstorm is much greater a vessel than the Star Destroyers ever were. But why stop there? I then pilot my craft towards the nearest Death Star. Every galaxy has that one guy who wanted to build a giant death station.
I fly into range, and narrowly avoid a massive turbolaser barrage. And by "narrowly", I mean the lasers never had even the slightest chance of hitting me. I proceed to fire out barrages of TIE-Fighters, which I get to circle the Death Star, creating "rings" of sorts around it. These rings begin to carve the Death Star in two, blasting massive chunks of it off into space. I join this ring, constantly shelling the Death Star with the strongest weapons I have. Ever so slowly, the Death Star is slowly cut into two halves, like a giant (water)melon.
I slowly abuse the TIE's to gather the chunks of the Death Star, slowly turning the Salty Hyperstorm into the Salt Star. I obtain the planet-melting laser of it, and every single last toy aboard, including some kid's fake lightsaber replica. I then turn the Salt Star towards the Battlefield. I then fire the Superlaser towards the original Hyperstorm's position on the battlefield. There's still bits of it left; enough for it to still be considered an entity.
The explosion is massive. Everything within 200 blocks was instantly wiped out, along with all the players I assigned to hold the Hyperstorm down. Oops. Not satisfied, I then use the Salt Star's still-present super-speed to crash straight into where the Hyperstorm once was.
Players from beyond the 5000-block wall said that the Salt Star's descent was like the very moon was falling down. The resulting explosion was described as "one of those awesome explosions with a mushroom cloud and those fancy surrounding rings that looked cool also it made a huge dooj noise". I walk out of the wreckage, somehow totally unharmed.
But then it hits me. This whole thing was a delusion. The Hyperstorm was already dead. But nothing can stop me. Nothing will stop me. FROM RAINING DESTRUCTION UPON THIS ENTIRE WORLD. Using the Way-TimeParadoxForwardGameBreaking Machine, I summon a replica Hyperstorm to do this attack.
Moments after the "end" of this attack, EVERYTHING that the explosion has graced is pulled into the supposed crater of the "Hyperstorm". The Salty Assimilation Unit has evolved into the Salty God of Hyperdeath. It grows a massive pair of wings, and hovers over the battlefield. I stand upon its' head, laughing, clearly hysterical.
ag: The Sleuth decides to spare everyone his normal typing quirk, only using it here. In the first line.
ag: "I WILL SHOW THIS WORLD SALTY RETRIBUTION."
ag: "THIS WORLD WILL KNOW MY STATUS AS THE GOD OF SALT. ALL KNOWN UNIVERSES WILL TREMBLE WITH FEAR AT THE UNGODLY AMOUNTS OF SALT I HAVE SHOWN YOU ALL TODAY. THIS WORLD IS MINE NOW. AND I WANT TO DESTROY IT.
Even Uzi herself gives an "oh gorilla" before quickly taking cover. I command the Salty Hyperdeath to simply point in the PZ Side's general direction. It merely points, before a massive beam of salt fires out, carving destruction and death into the battlefield, sundering the bedrock and generally melting everything that the beam even grazes. I laugh as I witness the destructive power that I truly hold on this world.
I command the Salty Hyperdeath to fly upward, and to abuse the full extent of it's power. It points one arm downward. A massive pillar of salt descends from above, the entire PZ-Side encompassed in it. I get the Salty Hyperdeath to wave it's other arm around, using gravitational forces to pick up the entire PZ-Side and slam it around. There's blood and salt everywhere, but I'm still not done. I pull out the Armistyx, and proceed to jump into the massive pillar of salt to individually attack every last PZ.
First comes Joshua. I decide to abuse his current element, and switch the Armistyx to Tazer Scythe Mode. (You know, one of those gun-tazers.) I proceed to electrocute him. But a normal tazer's prongs are so tiny. So frail. I decide to amp it up, increasing the size of my tazer by a factor of 10. Joshua is impaled by massive, trident-like tazer-prongs, then fried with the force of like a zillion volts.
Next up is The Hulk. I switch the Armistyx to Hulkbuster Armor Scythe Mode, and proceed to curbstomp the Hulk with it. My anger EASILY eclipses the Hulk's at the moment, allowing me to break every last bone in his body and crush his skull with the Hulkbuster's power. I then reveal that THIS Hulkbuster suit has a howitzer in the arm, and proceed to pump the Hulk's head full of it, sending a crescendo of red into the salty pillar.
Next is Conservation_Of_Ninjutsu. I proceed to become the world's best pirate, and switch the Armistyx into Space Pirate Ship Scythe Mode. I proceed to crash the space ship into him, and I reveal that I have a whole crew of players inside the ship somehow! They all team up on him, and brutally stab him with cutlasses! I then roll out a massive cannon, duct-tape Conservation_Of_Ninjutsu to the front of it, and then fire it. It's a mess.
Mega Fatt- well, he's in a cooking contest. I think.
Next on the chopping block is Steven. I don't know EXACTLY what Steven is (Steven Universe, or just a steven of sorts?), so I decide to simply smash him around with a gigantic Armistyx hammer made of giant gemstones. I proceed to knock him out of the pillar of salt we're all in for a brief second, only to pull him back in with the Armistyx in Chain Knife Scythe Mode. I then unstab him, then fill his mouth with salt before moving on.
Next is The Snowball. Even if it ISN'T an actual snowball, this will still hurt. I proceed to switch the Armistyx to Sword Forge Scythe Mode, and trap the Snowball in it! I crank up the heat, all while forging a massive flaming blade inside the forge! Given how bad I am at forging blades, I end up stabbing the Snowball a couple dozen times in the process! I then also accidentally kick it into a giant vat of oil, which I promptly light ablaze.
Next to be broken is Love. I decide to get two Armistyx's for this one; I then proceed to create two Armistyx Tanks, attach them to both sides of Love, and forcibly pull Love apart, causing forced heartbreak. I then take all of Love's arrows, shove then into every orifice in it's body, then proceed to toss a potion of anti-love at love. This makes Love so disgusted with itself that it attempts to commit suicide. Several times.
Next is the Anti-Cooking Virus. Given that it's a virus that's in the Imperator, I decide to NOT hit it with a pillar of salt and instead remotely hack it. I force it to go through all of Dark Souls 1, 2 and all of Bloodborne without losing a single life. While this seems oddly familiar, what isn't familiar is that I'm constantly chipping away at it's code until it DOES win. I also add several food-cooking subroutines to the Anti-Cooking Virus.
Next is Dr. Andonuts. I proceed to grab a massive Armistyx-brand speaker system, and begin to blast Megalovania at insane volumes! This literally launches him out of the salt pillar, but is promptly pulled back in when I use PSI-Magnet on him! Somehow! I then proceed to use PSI-Stabbin A on him, and proceed to literally stab him thirty-seven times in the chest. I then cut off his hands, feed them to the Salty Hyperdeath, then continue on my merry genocidal way.
Finally, I stumble upon Walker. I proceed to call him Walter a dozen times. This causes several chemist-type people to appear, who all fling Splash Potions of Harming at him! He's then given a fine blast of Mana Crystals from the Flamestriker, then recieves a few flamestrikes himself. I then shoot him with the Armistyx in Alarm Gun Scythe mode, which implants a device in him that constantly calls him Walter. Truly, a fate worse than death.
I then proceed to get back on the head of the Salty Hyperdeath, and do one last gambit. I use the Salty Hyperdeath's massive talons on it's arms to cleave through each and every last PZ multiple times, before grasping all of them in it's hands, and devouring them with the Salty Hyperdeath. Inside the Salty Hyperdeath, they fall through a special gauntlet of salt shakers, salt saws, crushers and more salt pillar beams! I then set off an implosive device in the Salty Hyperdeath, causing it to collapse upon the PZ Side, burying them in salt. I then decide to use the power of alchemy, and transmute ALL the salt into a massive sphere of Salt-Plutonium-239, which is VERY MUCH at it's critical mass. And critical mass = big boom.
The second explosion is even crazier. The entire battlefield is promptly leveled, and the terrain promptly molds and transforms into the Salty Crater terrain, granting all PZ entities various salt-PSTD related debuffs. The weather has also been changed to Salt Rain, causing light damage to all PZ's every turn. The 5000-block wall of the Battlefield is covered in a fine layer of salt, too. In fact, everything within 25,000 blocks of the blast is covered in a fine layer of salt. The salty mushroom cloud is visible from space, as well.
Nothing remains, besides the salt and anger.
SMAAAASH!!!
Your absolutely insane attack obliterates the Pro-Zero side of the field, dealing 24,000 damage to all viable PZ targets! So, everyone except Mega Fatty. Joshua and Conservation take 6 damage instead, Love takes 5 because he/she/it/tem has 1 armor, and the Integrity of the Anti-Cooking Virus goes down by 12%...BUT the Imperator takes 2,400 damage. There's no way to avoid it. Granted, it's pretty low either way.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Focused Attack: I draw the Card from Twitchy's (former) Deck.
Coarsebot? 37/40 +3 from Tazz
[FREE CHARGE SLOT]/[RESERVED]
The Plusinator Crystals 35/50 +3 from Tazz (Will be added as one of the Alchemiter Ingredient or Module making process for upgrading or creating items that has the + next to the level Also it wont moves up a level that it will be at 15+ if I made a Level 15 Alchemy while using the Plusinator Crystal. If a Level 15 Alchemy deals 6,000 damage, However the Level 15+ Alchemy deals 6,200 damage)
Alchemy Creation:
Cannon && a pile of Black Midis && Minigun && Lag Reducers = Black (MIDI) Flag 7/11
Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist 6/16
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line (Plusinator Crystals Recommended for this line but the stronger version of the Plusinator Crystal is required for one of the ultimate alchemies that I make): Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Level 15 Alchemies
Allies Action:
The Light Magician will try to use Light Recharge again,,,.
You draw the Hanged Man! This gives 50% Evasiveness Chance to the entity of your choice for two turns!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
...OK, Pricey, I think I've been silent on this issue long enough-long story short, the Plusinator Crystals are a no-go. 25 is the HARD Limit, and 25+ is basically 26. Of cousre, that's still a perfectly valid 50-post charge.
The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 4/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 4/16
Real Knife && Determination = Termination (You cant spell Determination without Termination, after all).
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i toss the Imperator into a pit and seal it in with bedrock, as well as enact the charge attack below.
Then, i put on a troll face mask and laugh at Ire.
Toby Dog: Attack Ultra Greed. Twice.
===Charge Expended: Finishing Blow: IMPERATOR 15/15 4+ from u0
I fill the bedrock cave the Imperator is traped in with three types of matter: Red, Anti, and Dark. As they all collide, they fuse into a single form... Then reality kicks in. The resulting release of energy is akin to a world exploding, and everything in the shockwave that it emits path is destroyed- Including the imperator
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Rule Breaker [0]
The Hero's Sword [10]
Temmie Helm [10]
Charges========
Enchanting the D13x13 + D13 Attack determination Dice 14/50 (2+ to all from tazz)
11/11
Battle Against a True Seadog: 5/50
3+ to engie
Charge expended, 65,000 damage to the Imperator! I forgot to edit out 20,000 shields on the Void Shields when updating (sorry), so this is enough to be the FINISHING BLOW! The Imperator groans and moans and finally explodes catastrophically! The three deity-chefs scramble to escape their rapidly-degrading Chef Mecha, but to no avail-they go down with their ship! Iron Chef, by their majjyks, still goes on, while the Anti-Cooking Virus spits itself out, now VERY confused, and it finds itself very unsure of what to do or how to go about it.
The Imperator drops its spoil of war, the Cutlery of the Cooking Gods! Basically, it's Alton Brown's Good Eats special: Charges for 4 turns, then gives two entities of choice some great healing AND the Good Eats buff, which is 10,000 to their damage for 2 turns.
Toby Dog will do as you say.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
The Sword 14/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 14/50 (NO ASSIST!)
A Flower 1/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 2/50 (1+ from Tazz)
\==ACTIONS==/
-Player Actions-
Charging: The Sword 14/50
Assisting: "To save the earth, 1 charge at a time"
\==STORY/RP==/
Now, the sword shines very brightly.
XSlayer300 talks.
"Stupid Barriers, This should not be easy to deal with, but we have to penetrate to it."
*flashback*
"Know one knew about them. But one old man told me this legend."
\==ETC==/
It is possible that you could charge multiple charges at a post?
/null
\==INVENTORY==/
Offensive:
Rainbow Minigun [iiiii] 5/5
Summoners:
Radio
Rainbow Chest
Misc:
Card, 2 of Hearts. (Heals half of the max HP of the Entity.)
Answer on charge question: Yes.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
"I rather like Earth food, so I'm not about to let you ruin it."
What power do you hold in your handsโฆ?
I conjure up a digital copy of myself in the Imperator's systems, and being hunting the Anti-Cooking Virus, digital blade in digital hand.
Dancing flames, decaying Earth, withered ocean
...Why do I feel like I'll regret making this avatar later?
Entity orders:
Fenris is using Burning Red on Dr Andonuts.
Main Roleplay Chunk:
"Clowns still exist?"
"Never seen a real one before."
"The jesters back home are all fakes, after all."
"Probably just as dangerous, though."
It's well known among both the radiant and supernatural community that while the Order of the Ghost Owl are jesters on paper, they're actually a network of spies and assassins.
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4]
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
See top of post
Charges:
The Pact ========== 39/50 (+3 from Tazz, +6 from Bomber)
Can You Spare... A Heart? ========== 35/50 (+3 from Tazz, +2 From Richard): I guess the next me will have to do it, if they're inclined.
Siren Song ===== 12/20 (+3 from Tazz): I try calling some sirens for help, but they won't answer their phones. This is why I like working with animals, and not people, even if that line seems really blurry at times.
Your hunt leads to 5% Integrity damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus!
Fenris will do as you say!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Wait, why is it that your sole punishment for rudeness would be losing one attack, while my punishment would be losing a boss I literally spent months designing? I get that my whole gameplan here goes against the Narrative and would cause derailment, but seriously?
Answer: That wasn't legitimate punishment for anything but rather a 100% failure to properly order entities, while what you said was much more rude and much more deserving of legitimate punishment.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Rule Breaker [0]
The Hero's Sword [10]
Temmie Helm [10]
Charges========
Enchanting the D13x13 + D13 Attack determination Dice 20/50 (2+ from comsumer) (3+ from engie)
1/50 RAT
Battle Against a True Seadog: 6/50
3+ to engie
You eat the Hushpuppy! However, the powers inherent in hushing puppies don't have enough of an effect to neutralize ALL Dog-related powers...You then deal 2 damage to Star's Phone!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Of course that spell fails but that is nearly sure to make him angry and thus to make him stop liking the Goat Summoners(or any name my faction have).
Then I make a speech on how stupid and evil I am because that is the truth.
And I try to make him believe I believed I could mindrape him.
The op scale and the fact sans is a godmodder(and thus immune to that kind of spell) and the fact the GM is a more or more human being and the fact mindrape does not even works on undead because they got immunity to mind affecting make me sure to fail mindraping(and there is a will save and spell resistance and both cancel that spell when succeeded).
But if for impossible reasons it works on sans I order it to try to destroy goadstoppers for ever(or whathever name have my faction) and erase all his memories except for memories helping him to kill and to fuel his hatred toward gorafi shoggoth(or whathever name have my faction) and change its alignment to chaotic evil.
If the GM find that overly stupid to previously unmatched points I instead use protocol puppy(increase the power of all the cute doggy stuff for some time)
I start making the total dog cute power of the universe increase by using the warp zone onto the essence of doggyness making it exponentially cuter while zooming on it and making it more and more rose.
-GET WRECKED DOG PHOTOS, YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD-
Then after that I put the cape of perfection and the cape of love on the inherent doggyness of the universe and increase Further its cuteness by using T1 to cast awaken onto it and then using an epic spell for increasing infinitely its cuteness.
-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE-
If the GM thinks each of my ideas is exponentially stupider I instead use all that stupid under the form of a stupidity beam onto an opponent boss.
All that of course is a focused action.
Perfection cape && Tier-One = Tier-Zero (Level 20: 1/21)
Sadly, Zeroth tier is much harder to get to.
I think that each of those ideas is exponentially stupider, AND that as there is no longer any opponent boss...You fail to do literally anything relevant this turn at all. Way to go!...Yeah.
You know, you can probably just say 'I defect to X faction' if you really wanted to do that. At this point, the whole thing with sticking with the GS is done.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
What. WHAT. You just doomed us all. Tazz, please Nope the above action (assuming nulitor doesn't just edit it out, which he should). Our whole job here is to protect sans and stop Richard from killing him and ranking up. Nulitor, going through with that will doom any chance we have of winning (unless my super-attack works of course, but it only has a 50% chance of killing Richard). If you cause sans to be destroyed, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN MYSELF. Am I clear?
/null
Crusher, experiencing one of the core issues in all things DTG: Our first, middle and last names, in order, are "Never Working Together."
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Invidia Warded Jar && Rune of Envy && SCP-1133-5 && 2x Electrum Shears = Twin Shears of Leviathan (7/13)
Lucrum Warded Jar && Rune of Greed && SCP-1133-3 && Silver Spoon = Mammon's Spoon (3/13 probably)
Module Action
Module Descriptions
- - : Generating light level 40.
- - : 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into , 5,000 EMC into .
- - : 56,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from . Transferring no EMC.
- - : Condensing nothing. 44,965/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from .
- - : Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal and 1 Tracking Rocket Chainsaw. Receiving items from .
- - : Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to .
- - : 898,446/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from . Transferring 106 EU per post to .
- - : Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from .
- - : Being powered and operated by .
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (41/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (29/50)
Project M13-ON THE OTHER SIDE (38/50) (+3 all from Tazz)
+3 to TwinBuilder
Action
I activate the Roflcopter Protocol.
In a small server room in Universe ใท๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ, a server whirs to life. The Roflcopter Protocol has been activated. The fusion of ancient cultist religion and cutting-edge technology has finally begun. Everyone begins to pray to the beings one level above them for help. Humans, cyborgs, androids, servers, even a mechanical Analytical Engine with no electronic parts, pray to those above for help in an ancient tongue, something like a cross between Akkadian and an unknown Mesoamerican language written in cuneiform.
In a temple in Universe โฝSฮธ, a man receives a vision from an unknown being. He begins to pray for help - the Roflcopter Protocol has been activated. Word reaches the King of Universe โฝSฮธ, King ฦธะฮธ ีฉำฅัฌส, through the Third Divine Line of Communication. He leads the universal-nation-wide prayer for help in the ancient liturgical tongue of ำฅะโฝฮธสi, communicating through another Divine Line of Communication.
In a dance hall in Universe ษ2, .direct_input receives a message from an unknown being. The Roflcopter Protocol has been activated. A ritual of prayer to a higher being begins, everyone dancing in the universal ballroom in unison to the tune of an ancient liturgical tongue known only as .triangle
In the Third Universal Empire of Mikh31, the Minister of Hate receives a message. The Roflcopter Protocol has been activated. Everyone falls flat on the ground in silent recognition of the impending doom of something.
In the central Green Room of Universe CJ*2, a young boy no more than five years of age spontaneously begins to sing of the Steam Summer Sale. Everyone recognizes that the Roflcopter Protocol has been activated and joins him in singing of various topics, until they are answered.
In the electrical network on Universe 0101010101101010011, a small computer network displays anomalously high readings on one of its monitoring stations. The Roflcopter Protocol has been activated. The network begins to send more and more messages until it all burns itself out.
And so on.
The combined prayers of forty vigintillion universes reaches the higher levels of existence until it can go no higher. A stray being, higher than the highest of gods to the universes sending the prayers yet completely unknown to them, scans their messages and zaps a single line of attack not at Sans but his dodge chance.
Entity Action
If Yuzita is alive, she will try her luck attacking Sans' dodge chance with a virus.
sans's dodge chance takes 1 damage! This is represented by him losing 1% dodge!
sans's dodge chance is pretty rock-solid.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
The Pact: ================================================== 43/50 (+3 from Cobalt and Tazz)
(+8 from TFT, +3 from Raven, +2 from jondanger and FBSN in reserve)
The pact we sealed is almost done, our journeys made, our races run. Our final breaths give way to life; but stripped away, there's only strife.
I +3 crystalcat.
Ultra Greed buys and uses Bling Volcano on Dark Dreamy Bowser. He then uses Cash Tank. Asterism uses The Voice. The Nuclear Throne uses King Me. Steroids comes from the sky and sits on the Throne. The Nuclear Throne gains the passive Nuclear Muscles, letting it attack twice for three turns! Also, for three turns, its attacks will minicrit. (For the record, those three turns means next turn, then the two turns after that.) Ampersand continues to mimic Sans.
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-THIS COLORFUL/SYMPHONIC TEXT HAD TO DIE. WE NEED AN EULOGY. FROM MORGAN FREEMAN.-
-STATS RECORDED-
Uncle Grandpa shows up and immediately challenges the Snowball to a game of Shaolin Soccer. What is Shaolin Soccer, you might ask? Well, it's exactly like regular soccer. You have two teams and a soccer ball, and the goal is to get the ball into the goal. What makes this different from regular soccer is that it's not actually incredibly slow-paced or boring. It uses the most ancient martial art of all - shaolin kung fu. This means that you can use any kind of shaolin technique during the game, to amazing and often hilarious effect.
The Snowball eagerly accepts Uncle Grandpa's challenge, wanting to prove itself against him and show that it can be the best snowball that ever existed and will ever exist! Uncle Grandpa says that there's just one catch - The Snowball isn't a player. It's the ball. Uncle Grandpa quickly gets the UG RV to summon a team of clones for himself, and then another team of clones to play as the opposite side. To help differentiate the two teams, the other team is splashed with some inverted colors and is called Team Evil. That way we know what side they're really on. I'll give you a hint - they're the bad guys. Shocking, right? How would we have been able to guess that on our own? I mean, their leader even has a menacing smile, a trenchcoat, and a pair of shades that make his eyes unseeable. He's got to be evil.
Panicking, the Snowball tries to back out of this deal, not knowing that he would be the ball! But Uncle Grandpa sadly smiles and looks at the Snowball with an indigo glare that gets across a very specific message. Namely, that the Snowball chose its path long ago. All of the Uncle Grandpas laugh hysterically as Flowey, who has volunteered to be the referee because he loves seeing people get maimed and/or killed, blows a whistle that marks the start of the game.
Nigh-instantly, both teams of Uncle Grandpas fly in the air in crane poses, but they do it so choppily that it's like they're being suspended by wires that should clearly be visible. But no, they aren't. This is the power of Shaolin Soccer - it's so amazing that it loops over to being completely terrible but has enough power to make a mobius double reacharound and become amazing again. Team Evil gets to the Snowball first. One of their members executes a dizzying kick that connects with the Snowball in a resounding thwack, sending it flying across the playing field. Smoke rises from the Snowball as it carves a path of destruction across the ground. The goalie of Team Good instantly recognizes where the ball is heading, leaping into action to grab it. And grab it he does.
The goalie grabs it so forcefully that the impact strains his entire body to its breaking point, and gives the Snowball massive bodily trauma. Wind and noise blows across the field, both teams poised to see where Uncle Goalie will throw the ball. A far-off player of Team Good nods, and the Goalie understands. His arm stretches into the sky and sends the ball screaming downwards, giving it a trail of fire. The member of Team Good jumps into the air, meeting with the ball and sending it even further downwards with another powerful kick. The ball's trajectory is aimed straight for Team Evil's goalie, who catches it with his teeth.
Powerful bite marks gouge themselves into the Snowball's surface as it ripples and trembles with the might of Uncle Grandpa's jaw strength. Team Evil's goalie grins, merely rolling the ball over to Team Good - giving them another chance. Team Good's lead member, the "alpha" Uncle Grandpa, grits his teeth and kicks the ball so hard his leg muscles elongate out of shape, and the ball curves across spacetime. Blue fire literally covers the melting snowball, but Team Evil's goalie once again catches it. The same thing happens about five more times, but each time the kicks grow more powerful, the fire hotter, and the catches much more severe.
At this point, the snowball can barely even be classified as a ball. It's just a lump of snow held together by spit and a prayer. But Team Evil and Team Good aren't done yet. Even though this game is so intense, it's still a tie! And what's more, it's a 0-0 tie. No one has scored. Even though both teams are playing with the intent to beat up the Snowball, they each want to win, deep down in their hearts. And they know the other team knows it. So Team Evil meets up in a powerful formation, dark energy flowing around them as the image of a dragon of darkness makes a vague watermark across the sky. A massive stormcloud congregates around the field as the Snowball is struck with lightning, being shot across the field at the speed of light.
Somehow, the normal fireball and resulting plume of incandescent plasma that should be forming at lightspeed isn't happening - instead, the ball is just traveling at the speed of light through the air with no adverse effects. When it actually hits something of substance, though... Whatever was there's going to be pretty much gone. And gone it is. When the ball hits the goalie clone of Uncle Grandpa, it stops cold. The goalie melts, his bodily fluids covering the goal, and the snowball loses shape just shy of the actual goal.
Panicking, Team Good realizes that they're now a goalie short - and none of them are good enough to play as a goalie! Flowey considers giving Team Evil the win by default because he blatantly prefers evil to good, and Team Evil smugly grins. But Team Good isn't taking no for an answer, and they call someone to play goalie for them! The UG RV responds, bringing out one of Uncle Grandpa's closest friends - Steven Universe.
Popping out from a plot hole, Steven dusts off his pants and surveys the situation. It looks like he's in some kind of crazy clone-based soccer game or something? At least Steven knows how to play. Using his superhuman gem-powered strength, he chucks the Snowball to a member of Team Good, who responds in kind, kicking it to another member of Team Good. Team Good kicks the ball back and forth to themselves, gaining enough momentum to speed up the ball to velocities of insanity. Fire, lightning, energy, and death congregate around the ball as it goes through its massive volley, leaving Team Evil to merely sit there and stare. Without warning, Team Good kicks the ball back to Steven, who taps into the powers of his gem.
An absolutely massive shield forms around the goal, whose alien crystalline strength causes the snowball to rebound directly at Team Evil's goal! Distracted by the spectacle, Team Evil is just a millisecond too late to react, and the snowball slips through the goal, creating a massive fireball that pretty much vaporizes the snowball - and the playing field! But it was worth it - Flowey is forced to give Team Good the win. Team Good uses the trophy, fills it with boiling water, and puts the Snowball in it. Then they all laugh, and the clones all file back into the UG RV along with Steven, leaving Uncle Grandpa as the only Uncle Grandpa.
The Snowball is not a literal snowball! It's just a guy who happens to figuratively snowball in effectiveness! Not like this makes it any less deadly for it. You deal 33,000 damage to the Snowball!
Your entities will do as you say! Vox Asterism summoned!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
DR ANDONUTS: A First Guardian of a universe is that universe's protector and protects it from threats such as the Conflict. DR ANDONUTS: Unfortunately, the person who I believe to be your First Guardian had the audacity to mess with our universe.
I ignore Dr Andonuts talking about the events of the Earthbound Halloween Hack to focus on the problem of the Chef-Class Imperator Titan. Even though our entities haven't finished acting, it's at 50,500 HP. That's why I'm going in for the kill.
An airship appears below me, with several railguns as cannons. These cannons fire, cutting through the Void Shield. While that is a tactic that is nerfed by the Curse of Repetitiveness, that won't matter is the Chef Class Imperator Titan should be dead after this post. I then leap up at the Imperator Titan with my three alchemies rotating around me, while the airship focuses on surpressing the Titan and making sure that the Void Shield doesn't go back up, while trying to injure the Titan if possible.
I take out the Coin Launcher, before firing a line of coins at the Titan, spelling out something. I then use the ESP Railgun to hit those coins into the Titan, before getting several wires out of nowhere and magically attaching them to the areas of the Titan where the coins hit. I then send a lightning bolt through the wires, causing them to light up, revealing the message.
It's 'RICHARD, TAKE DAMAGE FROM THE END OF THIS TRIAL'. I proceed to motivate Richard to do so by throwing the Titan at him via the wires. He finds himself unable to move the Chef-Class Imperator Titan in any way so is forced to block or dodge. Whichever one happens, the Chef-Class Imperator Titan hits something solid and takes near critical damage. I then tell controllers of the airship from the beginning of this attack to ram the airship into the Titan. It does so, causing the Titan to be thrown further through the battlefield and promptly explode. Rest in pieces.
If the Titan has already been destroyed or is somehow alive after this attack, I stand there and rage.
Doctor Andonuts premptively attacks Fenris.
[HOMURA ACTION]
Love uses Mass Heal.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] Purity 27/50 (+3 from Tazz) ================================================== Let's Make A Contract With Bunnycat! 15/50 (+3 from Tazz) ================================================== ฮฑ Ascension: Preparations 4/50 (+3 from Tazz) ================================================== ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (6/??) ================ Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (2/??) ================ (Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (2/??) ================ +2 to Battlefury, +1 to engie_ninja
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC] (I know placeholders are frowned upon, but I really want that Spoil and the only major things I've done for the Pro-Zeroes are the ?!Noise and several extremely dangerous entities.
It's also rude to hijack summonings, so I changed Readymade Luv to Purity. What comes out of this will be much more painful for the Anti-Zeroes and Goatstoppers, I assure you.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun, only my railgun, Coin Launcher
You only toss around the wreckage of the Imperator-Battlefury has long destroyed it! However, because I 'forgot,' Richard now promptly takes 2 damage.
Dr. Andonuts will do as you say.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
==Turn 1==
Ante Matter: 84,000/100,000. (What are the Gasterblasters in terms of HP, Tazz? I think they should definitely count for more than 3, given a focused action only killed 3 of them.)
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #4: 31/40 (+3 from Tazz.)
The Pact 37/50 (+3 from Tazz, +6 from TwinBuilder.)
Charge #5: 7/50. (+3 from Tazz.)
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 9/16
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 8/11
Wand && Modular Upgrade == Modular Wand 2/8
==Action==
Crystal takes out a bomb adorned with a strange fusion of a biohazard symbol and a paw print, and throws it on the ground. A thick smoke that seems to be comprised of distilled Dog Residue, however that is done, and a few strange chemicals as well, begins spreading out from the bomb as it lies on the ground. Uzi wanders into the smoke, and immediately drops to the ground as the dog-gas enters her system. The smoke spreads farther, as, with Uziโs last moment of consciousness, she sees something at the original site of the bomb. Something movingโฆ something fleshyโฆ something growing.
-AN UNKNOWN AMOUNT OF TIME LATER-
Uzi wakes up. While she was unconscious, the server hasโฆ changed. The very landscape of Minecraft has shifted, endless grass, dirt, and trees giving way to an equally endless expanse ofโฆ dog. The ground is entirely coated in a mass of hyper-realistic dogflesh, fused-together dogs serving as the ground for this twisted parody of a sensible world. Thisโฆ Dogscape. All the entities and players have disappeared while she was unconscious, to who knows where. Although, seeing several large mouths yawn open near her, she realizes where at least some of the less-equipped players may have gone. Even Notch has vanished utterly. She attempts to godmod away this hellish landscape of dogs, but, for whatever reason, she canโt do anything! In this world, sheโs just a normal player. Somehow. With nothing else to do, she begins running toward Yggdrasil, but encounters a strange grove of trees on the way. Theseโฆ dogtrees are made of dogs, the same as the rest of the world, but bear strange fruits on their branches. The fruitsโฆ they look like dogs. No, they ARE dogs. Puppies, still in the fetal stage, hang from the wagging branches of the dogtrees, slowly gestating. UserZero notices her hunger bar is near-empty, and plucks a few of the puppyfruits. Swallowing her revulsion, she bites down on one of them, feeling juices dribbling down her chin - which is another disquieting thing. Shouldnโt she be controlling an avatar? She continues on, fortified by the strange fruit of the dogtrees, before coming across a band of survivors clad in crudely crafted leather. She quickly joins up with them, entirely forgetting her former goal of reaching Yggdrasil - strange mutated abominations stalk the hills and valleys of the Dogscape, and no player can defend against them alone. And, as it seems all participants of the war, godmodders and Descendants alike, have lost their power in this Dogscape, banding together is the only way to survive. Probably even Crystal, the one who unleashed this thing, was pulled under a wave of dogflesh in its initial growth and died forever. Good riddance, she thinks.
-YEARS LATER-
Uzi, along with the other members of her roving band, have died to the roving dog-mutants many times and respawned equally many times. Today they are camped near one of the puppy streams, a shallow ravine lined with the lapping tongues of eager puppies. The saliva waters flow past them as they feast on puppyfruit, having recently found a fruitful garden of dogtrees. Suddenly, a dog mouth yawns open beneath half the group, and they fall into the gaping maw of the world-spanning beast. The survivors mourn briefly, but soon remember that the dead will respawn. They break camp and begin to trek onward.
-LATER STILL-
Uzi is alone again. A sea of massive, foot-long ticks swarm about her, and she strikes her sword of sharpened bone through their ranks. Many fall, but their numbers stretch beyond the horizon and they are swollen strong with the blood of the Dogscape. Uzi is overwhelmed. Soon, she respawns.
-YEARS IN THE FUTURE (MANY, VERY MANY.)-
Uzi finally snaps, the incessant barking of the Dogscape having taken its toll. She digs her hands into the nearest eye, before taking out a bone shovel and beginning to dig down into the dogs, to destroy as much of this twisted landscape as she can. Her shovel severs some sort of tube, and digestive juices begin to pour over her. It burns, and the dogflesh begins to close in over her, but she continues, eventually finding a beating heart and, near it, a meter-wide brain. She slices through the brain and stabs the heart several times, but blacks out from oxygen deprivation at that point.
-MINUTES LATER-
Uzi wakes up, and is greeted by the sensation of the dogflesh closing in around her. A wriggling tentacle of dogflesh pierces her neck and attaches itself to her spinal cord, fusing with her brain. She is bombarded with sensation, going limp as the healing of the Dogscape continues and her body is consumed entirely, her brain being slowly reorganized to replace the one she destroyed.
-THE PRESENT DAY-
Uzi wakes up. The dog-gas has cleared, and the only visible residue of the strange bomb is a few shards of black metal adorned with bits of the same paw print/biohazard symbol as the bomb before. No spreading flesh, no omnipresent barking, and all the entities and players are still there. Was it really all just a dream? She clutches her head, the accumulated stress of the Dogscape and the mental stress of the assimilation into a world-spanning entity taking its toll as a migraine overtakes her. No, wait, that isn't just a migraine. Uzi is suffering from the effects of an overdose of potent hallucinogens and sleep-inducing agents, which must have been delivered through the gas released by the bomb. The Dog Residue in the gas then twisted the resulting insane dreams into a server-spanning world of dogs, also explaining the disappearance of the players and Uzi's own loss of godmodding power. Before she collapses, overcome by a mix of negative effects from the overdose and currently in the throes of a heart attack, her last sight is the world once again warping into a hellish carpet of dogflesh as wriggling dog legs, twitching dog eyes, and drooling dog tongues sprout from her own outstretched hand. The ordeal of the Dogscape is not over yet.
==Entities==
TBA
==Responses/RP==
Sadly, Battlefury's earlier Hushpuppy severely weakens this ordeal to the point where UserZero wakes up shortly thereafter, unharmed and unfazed, clearly having seen worse-or so you think. In reality, as you magically find out now, UserZero tricked you into thinking that poisons, hallucinogens, and other such invasive chemicals, can actually HARM her. They don't. Ever. Any sort of poisoning is useless against her! She literally just took a nap on the spot!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
UserZero refuses to answer for no real reason whatsoever.
You heal Star's Phone for 1 HP!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
10,000/100,000 Lv. 1 +However much a Gasterblaster counts for
Golem: Yes, Tazz, I'm usฤฑng the Dฤฑsembodฤฑed Heart. Jeez.
Golem: Oh yeah, and I'm equฤฑppฤฑng the Temmฤฑe Armor. +1 Armor for me.
Golem: Wow, that feels weฤฑrd. Never felt the need to comment on ฤฑt before, but then agaฤฑn most tฤฑmes you don't experฤฑence a shฤฑft ฤฑn tฤฑme lฤฑke that.
Golem: The wฤฑll to turn back tฤฑme... the resolve to change fate. Let's call thฤฑs power...
Golem: An absolute paฤฑn to deal wฤฑth. Serฤฑously, the edฤฑtor sucks.
Golem: Not even really worth the benefฤฑts ฤฑf we're goฤฑng to be honest here.
Golem: It just... ฤฑt really sucks.
Golem: So, the Imperator ฤฑs near/dead. I could probably do somethฤฑng about that.
Golem: Buuuuut... I don't have any charges near. Dang.
Golem: Oh well. Kudos to Battlefursuฤฑt etc. etc.
The Golem puts their hand to the ground, briefly concentrating.
Golem: You know... I do have control over several elements. And ฤฑt would be awfully easy to set that up...
Golem: Let's see how thฤฑs goes.
The Golem pulls out a Crystal Studded-wait what.
Golem: Oh, let's be real here. It's not like there's any true limit to what we can get here. Except for alchemy levels.
Golem: This is a world wherein "ultimate weapons" are level freaking 10.
Golem: So really it's not like I have any incentive not to just pull out some of the most overpowered items of Minecraftia's pale computer-based imitation.
Golem: From the top.
The Golem pulls out a Crystal Studded Cosmic Neutronium Wand, equipped with Wand Focus: Animation. They also take out the Titanflame Axe, Titanstone Hammer, and Titanwash Spear. The ground begins to shake, and suddenly all the lava in a 200-block cylinder pools together into a massive lake. However, water quickly douses it, creating an inordinate amount of obsidian. The Golem flicks their hand upwards, and a massive wall of obsidian bursts out of the ground, stretching as far as the eye can see. The Golem then loads the Imperator down with obsidian, causing it to fall straight down to the ground, making it a Grounded enemy. If the Imperator is dead, and it probably is, the obsidian wall just collapses in Sans' direction. The Golem then animates all of the obsidian, and the newly-formed obsidian golems close in on Sans.
Sans dodges, as you would expect. His next attack blows them away because they're far too slow and get hit like a thousand times.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Ornstien 49/50 Smough 49/50
Children of Fire && Gifts of Earth && Descendants of Water && Spices of Air && Division Sigil = Pseudo Inversion Sigil 1/?
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 5/16
I decide that it is in my best interests to start paying attention to that clown as well. If it tries anything that seems suspicious I think I will try to nullify the damage TO ME in any way possible. Because if there is one thing I know for sure, clowns are scary. I just hope no one sees any deadlights.
The clown's gone!
Children of Fire && Gifts of Earth && Descendants of Water && Spices of Air && Division Sigil = Pseudo Inversion Sigil (Level 10: 1/11)
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4]
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
Memory Crystal: DTG2 && Hourglass = ??? [] (2/)
Charges:
The Pact ========== 40/50 ()
Can You Spare... A Heart? ========== 34/50 (): I guess the next me will have to do it, if they're inclined.
Siren Song ===== 13/20 (): I try calling some sirens for help, but they won't answer their phones. This is why I like working with animals, and not people, even if that line seems really blurry at times.
Boosts:
+3 to Irecreeper
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
You deal an additional 6% to the Anti-Cooking Virus!
The Toby Dog decides to out-bark the dogscape.
Toby Dog:
bark-X1BILLION-
/bark
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Welp, sans is on 1 HP. I can't say I don't feel sorry for him, he IS a pretty sympathetic character.
Action 1/2
Shock Trooper Part A: 42/50
Shock Trooper Part B: 17/50
Xia-Li Polyslayer: 9/9 Complete!
I +Assist Hezetor.
I take the Super Prototype Medigun, point it at the Snow Tank and fire, giving it a burst of healing! I don't want this thing to die that quickly... If it's already dead, then I heal up crystalcat's PC.
รbercharge: 1/9 [IIIIIIIII]
Support: 36/100
Xia-Li Polyslayer: If you can't get kills with this thing then something is fundamentally wrong with you as a fighter. I'm just going to lay this low-this is an Assault Rifle the Master Chief would approve of. It's rounds are incendiary bolts of death and it shreds whatever gets in the way; woe be the man who stands in front of this, for they are pretty much dead.
+6,500 HP to the Bling Tank!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
I stow away my grief over the death of World's Best Minecraft Player for a moment, and make a giant bedrock box in the middle of the field. Only godmodders can enter, and there's something "special" inside it... Man, Richard, that sure has you curious, doesn't it? I mean, you don't have to enter, but you'll never know if you don't...
Richard's practically prescient when it comes to this stuff. You don't have him fooled for an instant. You're basically not going to trick him. He's grown to distrust you. He'll KNOW if it's good (and godmod it into being good if it wasn't).
Either way, Welcome Back!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
I put Dr. Andonuts into a giant blender, and then throw that blender into a volcano, and then sprinkle in a tiny bit of salt.
I then pull out a megaphone, and announce that the person who gives me the most +1s before Ad Infinitum is complete will get a copy of it!
Marvel of Machinery: 23/50
some loser: 16/25
Fire Axe && Solar Titan Essence && Solar Panel = Suntitan Panelaxe (10/11)
Spur && Mirror && Piece of Paper With the Infinity Symbol On It = Ad Infinitum (Level 15, 2/16)
+2 to twin
Ad Infinitum isn't THE Ad Infinitum! You just called it that. The Ad Infinitum that everyone will see if you advertise it as that is the Level 25 Transforming Saurite Scythe!
Dr. Andonuts coincidentally has Fortress (kudos to all who get this one because it's not a Earthbound/Halloween Hack reference) so the Lava means nothing and you forgot the turn the blender on, but the SALT!? He takes 11,000 damage from being salted!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
OK that didn't go quite as planned... I proceed to call Asha to tell him about this:
-It turns out that I can't sell the bling. Sorry, but I can't get you here faster, unless begging for charge assists actually were to work, but I still got to get you a slightly less awful description.
- Wait. Does that mean that I'll still take some time to get there?
At this point, the conversation abruptly concludes, with a lot of unflattering remarks I see no reason to repeat (AKA He loudly began to swear a lot because of this).
I then ask Userzero why would her life "truly begin" upon killing everyone, and then I ask her why she even bothers: What is she trying to get: Money, power, gratification, pleasure...?, and why did she begin with an omnicidal spree.
I then proceed to ask her why does she think that this is "The biggest headache in all of fiction ever directed at her" beforing exposing her to various troll fics, including classics such as A new tail, My Inmortal, ALL The Shrek Is love, Shrek is life fics, Squad Broken, jo bel nd da dokter hoo', Left 2 die 4ever, Cupcakes, Dipper goes to Taco Bell, Steven and Amethyst: The love that trascends the doors of Inanity, Sonichu (Which is just awful), Homestuck High (And not as in "High School". It is as in "Snoop Dogg-level high", althrough I think it used cocaine rather than weed). I think none of them are really safe for work. Or life.
UserZero's blunt response to your exposure (which she already read) is to promptly summon them all. Their levels of horribleness and hatred towards each other inherent in all poor fiction cause them to destroy each other and anything close enough. Oh, we forgot; she summoned them inside your skull. You die! You'll need one post next turn respawning. She didn't clarify on the other part.
The Bling got some use out of it-more towards the intended purpose (an entity got superpowered) than anything else, but...Hey.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Tazz, two things. First, you missed my attack against sans. I used a 50 post charge to summon Captain Falcon and order him, but I also did an action myself.
It's the paragraph above where the Orange Text of Captain Falcon starts.
Second, do I get the Falcon Punch back, or am I going to need to wait the 8 turn charge time?
Probably the latter, but I want confirmation.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
Ante Up!: 31/50 ================================================== (+3 from Tazz)
Scourge of the Beast: 50/50 ================================================== (+3 from Tazz but the other two go to waste I guess?)
The Pact: 41/50 ================================================== (+3 from Tazz, +3 from Crystal)
+3 to mythicZoologist
Bomber steps away from the Battlefield for a moment. As the pact ticked down, he felt a little lightheaded. The aura of unearthly maroon energy that surrounded him before is a permanent effect now. Knowing his time was running out, he absolutely had to make the trip now. Producing a small stack of papers, he scanned them quickly. "There, the coordinates." Knowing the right information was important for dimensional or planar travel, whether it be key words, coordinates, or an address of some sort. Keeping them in mind, Bomber made a portal before him. He looked around for a moment, ensuring nobody would follow him. Then, he took a deep breath and stepped through to the other side.
Emerging into the bright moonlight, Bomber squinted his eyes for a moment. Looking around him, he saw towering spires and ornate structures that swept up towards the sky. Before him lay a wide, paved street with steps downward. A distance ahead and far above was a great bridge going from left to right, and presumably deeper into the city. Around him were piles of wreckage, some of which were on fire. Litter was strewn about the street, which was worn and dilapidated. Looking at some of the roads in the distance, and then upwards to the pathways around him, he saw groups of lights patrolling around. Torches, held by crowds of people. The grim city was accentuated by the full moon that peeked out of the overcast sky. It was unmistakable; he was in the city of Yharnam. More worrying is that he had arrived at the worst of times; on the night of The Hunt.
Before continuing onwards, Bomber adorned himself with a concealing coat, pulling its gray hood over his head. His disguise was finalized with a bird-like mask, similar to that of a plague doctor. A faint howl was heard from somewhere ahead, but Bomber shrugged it off, thinking it was a dog wandering the city. He then walked down the steps and down the empty road, deeper into the jaws of the metropolis.
His journey was mostly uneventful. He had a few encounters with monstrous crows that were too large to fly and had to resort to crawling, but otherwise navigated the twisting paths of Yharnam. Coming to the end of a walkway, Bomber heard voices. Peering around the corner on his right, he saw a large mob standing in a plaza surrounded by a building. He then saw what hung above them and gasped. A great, wolf-like beast was chained to a massive post staked on a roaring bonfire. It seemed to be unconscious, if not already dead. The mob seemed to be muttering to one another, holding torches or pitchforks in their right hands and, in their left, blunderbusses or pistols. Whoever they were, and whatever their purpose, Bomber had a feeling he wouldn't want to encounter them. Unfortunately, there appeared to be no way for him to continue on except through the plaza.
Deciding taking the high road would be easier, Bomber attempted to levitate himself off the ground. After a few moments, he found that he couldn't. In the back of his mind were some unintelligible whispers. Bomber muttered to himself, "Something is interfering with my powers here..." With no other options, he decided to trudge on through the plaza. Bomber dared not to breathe, trying to draw as little attention to himself as possible. Though, luck was not on his side. A member of the mob turned around and shouted something to the others, who all drew their weapons. It was quite frustrating for Bomber, since he had intended to go through the city unnoticed. Getting a closer look at the citizens, though, he saw a strange look in their eyes that caught him off guard.
Before he could ponder the strange feature, one lunged at him with a long spear. Dodging to the side, he drew his Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer and immediately struck the man in the shoulder. He immediately crumpled to the pavement under the impact of the weapon. The rest of the mob approached angrily, a few of them opening fire with their guns. Taking cover behind a ruined wagon, Bomber pulled out his own revolver and took several shots into the mob. A few fell over, wounded by the bullets. He had to duck again, and found that he was pinned down in this position. Sighing in frustration again, he pulled out an explosive firebomb and threw it into the crowd. Immediately, the mob burst into the flames. Surprisingly, instead of running away, they attempted to reach for something on their person. Though, it was too late for them, and they were nothing more than charred corpses lying on the wet cobbles.
Stepping out from cover, Bomber investigated the corpse closest to him. He found nothing particularly interesting except for what was in the man's coat pocket. A small vial filled with a red liquid. The glass was warm to the touch. Opening the stopper, Bomber smelt the substance, and was immediately able to determine that it was blood. Pocketing the item for inspection later, he continued on into a tunnel at the other end of the plaza.
The next stretch of his journey was more hectic than the first leg, becoming a gauntlet of similar encounters with the citizens of Yharnam. They too, all carried the vials of blood, and had the same crazed looks on their faces. Some of them didn't seem to be entirely human, either. A close encounter with a hulking huntsman wielding a brick left Bomber out of stamina. Rabid dogs and crows were common on the upper walkways. Rounding a corner, he saw the great bridge up ahead. The stretch of road ahead of him was entirely empty, at least of living creatures. Still, he knew better, keeping his wits about him.
Suddenly, a mass of black fur leaped out from behind a pile of crates. Bomber drew his hammer, but realized this was no mere dog. Besides walking on all fours and having distinctly canine features, this beast was definitely more humanoid. Thinking of the state of some of the other humans, he realized this must be their ultimate fate. Breaking from his thoughts, he watched as the beast eyed him, pacing at a distance. Suddenly, it lunged forward with a loud snarl. Bomber intercepted it with a strike from his hammer, sending the creature sideways into the pile of boxes. Waiting a moment to see if it still survived, Bomber deemed it was dead and moved on, a little nervous.
He finally arrived at the bridge, which was devoid of life. Wrecked carriages were strewn about with other debris. At the very far end was a wooden gate. Staying alert, he navigated the wreckage with his weapon drawn. There were no incidents so far, but the complete silence was absolutely nerve-wracking. Approaching the gate, he paused for a moment. Bomber could smell blood.
The air was pierced by a terrible shriek that caused Bomber to jump. Looking up, he saw a massive beast of some sort leap over the gateway and land on the bridge. This lycanthrope was much larger than the one from before. It appeared emaciated, yet it also seemed primed to hunt. Long, silver-tipped clumps of hair ran along its arms and back, matted together by blood and dirt. Bomber immediately noticed that its left arm was more massive than the other. The creature seemed to use it for support as it rested in a crouched position. A large, disfigured set of horns came out of its head. The beast let out another piercing howl that sent a chill down Bomber's spine. Its screams were a horrid mixture of a wolf and human cries.
Immediately, the beast slammed the ground in front of Bomber with its larger claw, almost hitting him. Stumbling backwards, Bomber drew his weapon and attempted a swing at the beast. It merely hopped backwards out of range. It let out another cry before ravenously swiping several times. The last swipe struck Bomber in his left arm, tearing the cloak and opening a wound that dribbled black ichor. Enraged, he flicked the switch on the rocket hammer, propelling his swing forward and into the beast's hip. It screamed in pain as it collapsed sideways, crashing into one of the abandoned carriages. Before it could recover, Bomber seized the opportunity and struck it square in the forehead, causing it to see stars.
Suddenly, Bomber felt something return to him. A grin spread across his face as he raised his right arm upwards. Maroon chains appeared out of the cobbles, binding themselves to the beast. It struggled to escape, howling again in frustration. "Ah, yes. You are exactly what I was looking for." A portal appeared below the beast, which it soon sank in to. Looking down, he saw the drops of his blood on the pavement, bubbling and hissing. Taking a final glance at Yharnam, he knew he would be returning. Something nagged in the back of his brain, a thought that he wasn't sure was his.
The Hunt is eternal, and none may escape it.
Returning to the Battlefield in his normal attire, he grinned maliciously. "You know, I decided to get you all a present before I kick the bucket. You all like puppies, don't you?" Bomber let the rhetorical question hang in the air for a moment, before turning around. A maroon portal tore open the ground, and rising out of it came the great beast. It was as ravenous as ever, yet seemed a little more under control. "I'd be careful around him if I were you, he likes to play rough."
A massive, terrifying beast that heavily resembles a lycanthrope. The creature appears emaciated, having skin that is thinly draped across its bones. Long clumps of silver hair run down its back and left arm, matted together by blood and dirt. One noteworthy feature is that the monster's left arm is much larger than the other. It uses this arm for the majority of its attacks as well as for movement. The Cleric Beast tends to sit crouched on its hind legs while supporting itself with its left arm, maintaining an eerily human posture. Standing this way allows it to tower over most everything. Perhaps the most distinguishing feature is the large set of horns that rest upon its canine head, which resemble that of a stag or bull moose, except more gnarled and twisted. It is frightening to think that this thing was once human. One shudders to imagine if others in Yharnam have suffered a similar fate.
This beast is agile and has supernatural strength. Approach with caution, lest you become its next meal.
Passives:
Agility - Despite its size, the Cleric Beast is quite agile and can dodge attacks. 30% dodge chance.
Rending Claws - The Cleric Beast has a chance to inflict a stack of bleed with all of its attacks. This chance increases as the Rage Meter fills.
Bestial Rage - The Cleric Beast has a Rage Meter that fills over time. The meter naturally fills by one every turn. The Cleric Beast will become more enraged as it attacks, and of course different actions can effect this meter differently. Each point in the meter increases the beast's attack. When the meter is filled, the Cleric Beast can perform Double Actions and gains mini-crits for three turns, after which the meter drops to 0 and must be filled again.
Abilities:
Enraged Swipes ||| - The Cleric Beast enters an enraged state briefly, striking the target with four attacks while advancing forward. Fills the Rage Meter by one.
Spine-Chilling Howl |||| - The Cleric Beast lets out an ear-splitting howl that disturbs those who hear it. Two enemies of choice become Feared for two turns.
Brutalize |||||| - The Cleric Beast scoops up a target with its massive left hand, holding it in a tight grip. It then immediately tears into its target. This attack deals high damage, stuns for one turn, and will heal the Cleric Beast for a quarter of the damage dealt.
The Imperator definitely looked like it had seen better days. Remembering who was piloting it, he decided to make a call.
"Hey, how's the Titan treating ya?"
A few mechanical whirrs could be heard from the other end of the phone.
"Bwahaha! Works good, boss!"
"Glad to hear, considering you oversaw its construction."
"Dem chef's are zoggin' annoying. I'd krump 'em if they weren't all..... ghosty."
"Eh, pay them no mind. What matters is they get the job done. Anyhow, just make sure you don't...
Bomber remembered he was, in fact, talking to an Ork, one of the most resilient mortal races he has ever met. Irongutta also wore a lot of blue facepaint. Considering Orkish beliefs, blue was a lucky color. The only answer to any questions about the science behind this is that, for an Ork, it just works.
"Keep up the good work, then."
He hung up the call, and carried on.
Stretching his arm out towards Sans, who is immediately surrounded by a large silver outline of a cube. He attempts to escape, but finds that translucent walls have appeared. Bomber watched as Sans attempted to escape the deathtrap, but maintained a cold and calculatinc expression. The walls became opaque, becoming a cube with a metallic luster. Six more cubes appear, with complex mechanisms sticking out one of their faces. Orienting themselves over all six sides of the prisoner's cube, they immediately impaled themselves into the cube forcefully. Gears clicked as each cube turned once to lock itself in place.
Another eight cubes appeared with similar mechanisms on one of their corners, promptly locking themselves into place in a similar manner. The single box has now become a 3x3 cube of cubes, all interlocked together in one complex mechanism. It was rather obvious that this was simply a large-scale version of a familiar puzzle. Naturally, this version was a little more oriented for murder.
Twitching his index finger, one row of the mechanism jostled a bit. Flexing it caused the row to move entirely. The noisy turning of gears and cogs was heard, before a loud CLANK was heard as the cube finished turning. Bomber then turned the top of the cube to the left, changing the orientation of the mechanisms within. Yet it still functioned the same. A few more sides of the death trap rotated, and it soon became clear what really was happening.
Each mechanism was housed in the central cube, which also happened to be where sans was. It was probably already a horribly tight fit in there, leaving next to no room for anyone or anything. But with the twisting and rotating, the gears and shafts inside are bound to turn as well. Effectively, the central cube is acting as a terrible grinder, slowly slicing and dicing whoever was unfortunate enough to be trapped in the middle. Even for a godmodder, this had to be hard to dodge.
Bomber began turning the rows and columns more and more with his mind. Obviously due to the laws of physics, the mechanism could not turn as fast as the smaller-scaled and less murderous version everyone is more familiar with. Still, the sides began to rotate faster at a quicker rate. Eventually, the ticking of a clock was heard faintly, almost drowned out entirely by the clamorous gears.
Finally, the cube finished turning, and a DING! was heard. All of the cube's segments collapsed to the ground, becoming a pile of its smaller components. The central cube remained in the air for an extra moment before landing on the top of the pile. It burst open, sending cogs and sprockets shooting off in different directions. What was left were the panels of the central cube atop the stack, and sans.
Zarod uses Maggot Spit on Steven! Zarod spits a large glob of slimy, rotten flesh at Steven. It hits Steven in the face at a high velocity, filling his nose with a smell most foul and splattering an equally disgusting wet substance on him. Steven takes damage and has a 50% chance to become poisoned for a while! Upon hitting the ground, the large pile of rotten material churns slightly. Something seems like it will emerge out of the pile soon...
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (Level 14: 6/15)
Eye of True Sight && Markerlight = The Oculus (Level 12: 3/13)
Festering Horn && Bottled Perish Song & Star of Chaos = The Doomsday Bell (Level 15: 3/16)
Cleric Beast summoned! It will do as you say.
sans dodges. You don't quite know until you hear the cheap farting sound effect from within, signaling that he pulled another whope cushion trick.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
JUST A QUICK QUESTION TO PZs/GSs: Is there anything protecting the Imperator right now?
I mean, I ALMOST gave it some giant heal last time, and totally would have if Tazz hadn't decided to take pity on my vacationing soul, so, I would just like to confirm...
Answer: R.I.P. In peace Imperator.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Okay, I've been gone for like a week. Let's see what's happened. ... Cuarc's percentages no longer add up. Huh. Its position and velocity have become so uncertain, they violate the uncertainty principle.
On morals. I'll be honest, I would have joined GS. ... Except I realized that 90% of my attacks would be against PZ forces, so then what would be the point of being on GS rather than AZ? AZ means Anti-Zero. It doesn't mean Pro-Richard.
Second, would someone mind explaining what this Dark Carnival thing is and what they're doing?
Third, Notch dang it Pricey. You ruined the surprise. But this thing is going to take me a long time to figure out. I'm trying to cut out all the stops. Although... Tazz? Just out of curiosity... What's the average damage and HP of a 200 post entity? ... Oh, no. It's nothing. I'm just... asking for a friend. Who lives in a parallel universe and plays a game incredibly similar to DTG.
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: None (1/3 mind)
Tokens: (4, 1, 1)
Total Tokens (8, 5, 5)
I spend 4 of each token to buy Conviction once, giving me +5 HP and +1 HP regen.
Commands:
Cuarc: __, __, __
Leictreon: PZ', GS, GS
Cuarc uses Subatomic Disassemble against anything that attacks Star's phone this turn. Leictreon primes one PZ matter.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ X ]
After a few turns of being nowhere, the Veteran reconnects and appears off to the side.
Well that was... odd. Probably some attempt to disable me for a while, and it worked. Where did Inari go?
There should be enough cards left, so the Veteran draws a card from Twitchy's deck after commenting that this version of Minecraft doesn't have trapped chests.
Relevance Line:
Walking over to Mikoto's side, Gail asks,
You... okay?
Yeah, don't worry. We're fine. We still have half our collectife health left. But it's going to take more to get arounj this wall. And we can't do anything right now because we don't have a charge. It's annoying, really.
@Tazz: Based on how well my actions went, you're telling me there's nothing I can do against this wall without a 50 post charge. That makes charges... seem kinda like plot coupons, and I don't know if that's a good thing or not.
Alchemy and charges:
Finished list
Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3, Coghammer lvl 3, Duotine Gas Generator lvl 5, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Armor of Light lvl 7, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10, Glove of the Sun lvl 3, Coal lvl1 (YERS!), Glyph of Mana lvl 6, Glyph of Life lvl 8
50 would be a safe bet; anything less could work, but, well...Yeah. There's not many other ways to imply Effort other than XBOX Huge posts, and not everyone has that in them, so...Eh, neccesary evil.
The Dark Carnival, in short, worship Paradoxes, hoping to bring about the end of existence one way or another, because they very firmly believe that, after ending the 'falsehood,' their marvelous Juggalo heaven shall be found in the realm of the nonexistent and therein all the deceased may find happiness, merriment and peace. They have absolutely no accurate founding for any of this, mind, and some are just jerks, or too far gone in either Paradox-induced madness or just loneliness and despair. Don't feel too bad about killing them.
You draw The Star! This card desummons an entity, but the next time they appear, they'll gain 4 Add-Ons! The process will take 2 turns, during which time they can't be targeted AND can't do anything.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
ATTENTION GS/PZ: Due to the massive entity advantage possessed by the Anti-Zero faction, the GS team and PZ teams are entering a state of truce, which will last until the entity advantage is evened out. ConsumerOfAll can back me up on this idea. All attacks should be directed at the AZ entities to bring their huge entity advantage down to more managable levels.
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sansslaps you straight in the face. He'll straight-up leave if this is the case-his grudge against Uzi is too great. That, and she has a MASSIVE HP Advantage and three charges in the works-I doubt the status quo you imply is going to last.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Assuming my 15-charge attack is not reduced in damage, it's HP will be left at 10000, with the void shields down.
Then of course the wealth ray is gonna rekt it.
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sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
I had forogtten that the Void Shields had already been brought down, so, as was already stated, your attack killed it!
Hoping this post merges with the above.
As mention in the previous post, if my charge attack works and the wealth ray works, their boss is dead. The truce is agreed.
Also, if you can do anything about boswer, please make him not attack the toby dog if you can. I have a plan to use Dummied Out to remove the Iron Chief's effects, while the dog wrecks Ultra Greed to death.
/null
Crud, it didn't merge.
sans blows the trumpet right into your ear! This makes all the music notes pass through you, administering death of a thousand cuts REALLY quickly. You die! He's NOT accepting this 'truce!'
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Assuming that the Hyperstorm not dodging that one attack due to the +10% bonus from piloting not being counted is corrected, the Hyperstorm would execute an overkill attack on the Imperator anyways, and a powerful boss might just decimate the AZ ranks with crit-boosted attacks. Otherwise though, I still want that spoil (don't worry about yours, due to the fact that there was a mistake you still end up with a Weath Ray, and in fact another Weath Ray will drop when it actually does go down).
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I wouldn't have allowed this kind of thing in the first place, given previous circumstances. When the spoil drops, it's dead-and while I WOULD normally undo the kill on grounds like the ones mentioned (stat inaccuracy), given the, err, 'backdrop' to everything this just wasn't gonna fly.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Well, they're a Piono-created faction more or less focused on the creation of paradoxes. And general evil, or whatever.
FTFY, Crusher. Nah, just kidding. But keep the consequences of your actions in mind, pay attention to what's going on, and prepare to have a magnificent funeral. 100% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes, 5-course meals, live concerts, and interpretive dance about how much you failed.
Let's start with the basics. Obviously, your body would be packed into a gold-plated coffin, and set out to sea. The ship would then be nuked completely, broadcast to everyone on every channel live. Morgan Freeman gives your eulogy, citing your many virtues, including trying to murder everyone on this server. We finally receive extraterrestrial contact, as aliens are incredibly interested in your funeral. Satan's cathedral holds the proceedings, and your coffin boat is set out on the lakes of hell, brimstone and sulfur included. By which I mean there are ceremonial blood lasers that fire into the sky as the boat travels across hell. And after it's all said and done the Captain takes in your corpse as an SCP. Then you go in the room where all the robots scream at you, then android hell.
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sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
You forgot about the part where the nuke would be a silver-plated Relish Nuke, bejeweled with diamonds and emeralds, and that his mortal enemies would voluntarily be strapped to it. Bar the godmodders, who suck that hard.
"Funeral of World's Best Minecrafter, I know you were his rival-ish and he did some terrible things to you, but could you please come anyways?"
The Imperator, despite being a giant ship, decides to go in his totally convenient human form that he definitely has.
It walks into the location; a simple church. He looks around. It's a very normal location, with pews and the standard setup, but... there's nobody their. The chairs are empty. All he sees is, at the very front, one coffin.
The Imperator slowly walks towards the coffin, looking around him as he goes...
Total silence. Nothing happens.
He reaches the coffin...
Slowly pries open the lid...
And finds...
Nothing.
It's an empty coffin.
Or it was, until the Imperator was kicked from behind and shoved into it.
The Imperator pulls himself up, and quickly looks around. Suddenly, the pews are filled with people, who stare at him in silence. Then, they begin singing slowly...
~Amazing grace, how sweet the sound~
The Imperator tries to pull himself out of the coffin, but he can barely move, like something is holding him in place! As he struggles, he begins to feel an intense burning sensation from inside! He continues struggling, but the doors he came in through slam shut!
~That couldn't save a wretch like The Imperator~
He finds himself completely incapable of movement, totally incapable of moving anything but his eyes, out of his peripheral vision, he can see a dark figure out of the corner of his eye...
~We tried, and tried, and gave up trying~
He desperately struggles, and grunts, but all sensation has ceased. He can not move. He can not breathe. He isn't burning, he isn't sweating. He can't do anything at all.
~And now we see the truth~
He can't move his eyes any more. His vision begins to blur, and the dark figure moves closer...
~The Imperator's time is over~
Flesh and blood doesn't run through his veins anymore, but an embalming solution instead. A peaceful look is across his face, but the Imperator feels only panic, panic, and more panic...
~THIS EARTH WAS TOO GOOD FOR HIM~
The Imperator begins to feel hot again... burning up... but it isn't his body that feels hot... it's something else... his soul?
~HELL SHALL BE HIS NEW HOME~
The Dark Figure finally steps into view. It is his executioner. As the diamond axe is raised, The Imperator cries one final tear...
This was never the World's Best Minecraft Player's funeral.
The axe comes down one last time.
I honestly don't care if that was a waste of some firepower, I want the guy DEAD.
NOTE: I honestly wouldn't mind going with a truce to the GS-es if it meant we could take down some of those pesky AZ-es. Snowball, the only entity I have to command, ignore the GS-es! I'll take my revenge for their part in World's Best's death later...
The Imperator was already dead! Your charge is hithero unspent!
sans just has the gasterblasters, in a burst of speed, blow you up. No Truce! His hatred of UserZero is just FAR too intense to care, and while Richard isn't any ally of his by a long shot...Yeah he just hates Uzi MUCH more than Richard. (Granted, there was no way he'd join AZ given Richard heads it)
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
I am VERY certain that you still outnumber the combined team of us and the PZs, so that is extremely unlikely. Also, note that I said "truce" (as in temporary truce), not alliance. It will end as soon as the entity advantage shifts away from the omnipresent AZ advantage, so the truce will be over by the time you guys would actually start being pushed back.
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sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
1/50 A Youkai that's at least a millennium *Train whistle* Okay, stopping that description now. I still put it in the poe-*Gets flattened by train*
28/50 Beat Beat Beat To the left! +3 Xslayer
*Saving until everyone else is done* 50/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time. Note to self: MegaMiner , Nullitor, Speedon, Pit, and Battlefury making own Charge. I think people who want to save the Earth should start plussing others now.)
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 8/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)
The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time.
+ 3 MegaMiner
Star's Armored Phone II Satellite Dish: Star's Armored Phone-Now with Internet! 3/??
Multiplies data gathering speed by 1.5.
Small Nuke && Flowers II Grass II Mushrooms II Saplings II Bone Meal: Reset Bomb 2/??
Resets the environment in an area back to its natural state. I wonder where I'm going to use this...
I decide to make an attack so simple that it cannot possibly fail. Nope. There's no way this could go wrong.
Star: Viridi called. Yes, HER. She was raging about not to make Reset Bombs-SHE's the only one who will be doing that, ever. Now, it'll hardly stop you, but if you go ahead with it, well...
Small Nuke && Flowers II Grass II Mushrooms II Saplings II Bone Meal = Reset Bomb (Level 15: 2/16)
The 'Save The Earth' charge, as well as anything else that requires Great Effort (IE Saving the Earth or Decorrupting the Evidence) will be somewhat exempt from decay rules because of its nature, BUT, no other charges in the meanwhile! You must hold it until at least two others hit max charge, whereupon you can get things started. You can't use it for ANYTHING else-granted, you have two other charge slots so this isn't the end of time or anything.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
The Pact: ================================================== 44/50
(+8 from TFT, +4 from jondanger, +3 from Raven, +2 from FBSN in reserve)
I +3 crystalcat.
The Scribe punches some numbers into a device on his wrist, then aims it at a section of the sky. A green beam of light shoots out that creates a swirling portal of madness. But this isn't just any swirling portal of madness. It's a gateway from Minecraftia into the Dimension of Weirdness - Dimension 953. The Scribe doesn't have the time nor energy to register what comes out, though. He's hard at work, slaving away for his best friend. So the Scribe walks back to his underground lab, leaving the portal hover ominously in the air.
A few seconds later, the battleship comes out.
It would stretch as high as the block limit if it were positioned vertically, but this battleship just shoots out of the portal, no questions asked, colliding with the battlefield in a solid thud. The ground cracks and gives way, but the battleship holds its weight. The navally inclined realize that this isn't just any old battleship. It's a Yamato-class battleship, the kind used by Japan during World War II. In short, it's the heaviest and most powerful battleship ever constructed on the planet. But Earth technology isn't a good reference point for the chaos that is this war. So what's this battleship got going for it?
The battleship grows crab legs. That's the best way I can hope to describe it. Six long and spindly appendages burst out of the battleship after a few seconds, keeping it balanced and suspended in the air. Poking from the hull of the ship is the grotesque and deformed head of a massive alien crab, and it's then that everyone realizes. Whatever monster this thing is, the ship is its shell. The crabship walks forward, lumbering towards Steven. The ship's weaponry whirs to life - and boy, is there a lot of it. Anti-aircraft turrets and naval guns rev up, ready to decimate Steven. But that isn't the only trick this ship has up its shell.
Instantly, the guns shift their appearance, folding in on themselves and turning into a fearsome combination of railguns and superlasers. Composed of two half-cylinders with energy traveling in between them and enlarging itself into an all-consuming beam of power rather than a focused shot, these things can only be described as bloated Wave Motion Guns. The ship's entire arsenal of these guns fires at Steven at once, a hundred lasers simultaneously blaring out of the ship like an off-kilter dubstep solo. Steven's body is charred, and he is sent back flying into a cliff. Once the ship halts its assault, the bridge undergoes a transformation.
Unfolding from the bridge comes a series of solar panels that gleam with brilliance. The sun, which is high overhead, flares up for the briefest of seconds. Suddenly, the solar panels begin to glow, steam rising from them. The ship's chassis shudders, and the main Wave Motion Gun charges up a singular golden shot. Steven tries to run, but he is dwarfed in size by the ship, and its weaponry can easily track him down and home in on him. He is powerless. After half a minute, the solar panels are white-hot, having caught an immense amount of solar energy. The Wave Motion Gun salutes the sun, letting out a blaring cylinder of hard light that gives Steven ULTIMATE SUNBURN.
Ultraviolet light and gamma rays flow through Steven's body, incinerating every fiber of his beings. His atomic structure is warped and mutated, and not in the good way that turns you into the Hulk or the guys from Nuclear Throne. It's pretty safe to say that Steven's entire body is cancerous now. Not to mention that his skin has been pretty much eroded, leaving only gleaming red muscles that are charred to a crisp. But hey, at least he's got a rockin' tan. You go, Steven. Also, the hard light evaporated a solid chunk of ground where Steven was standing all the way down to bedrock, meaning that Steven falls a hundred or so meters and takes even greater fall damage. This also provides for the perfect opportunity to focus on Steven even more while he's trapped in a hole.
Namely, the giant enemy crab can attack Steven's weak point for massive damage. So that's what it does. In a stunning and unexpected reversal of memetic mutation, this time it is the crab that attacks the weak point rather than the crab's weak point being attacked. Flying into the hole, the crabship brutally attacks Steven, pinpointing his exact weak points and capitalizing on them to deal a predictable amount of massive damage. This pretty much means he's being torn apart by claws, shot by eye laser beams and Wave Motion Guns, and being attacked with the power of the sun.
This goes on for a solid ten minutes.
Finally, the crabship prepares its ultimate attack. The crabship merges all of its weapons into one singular Wave Motion Gun of absolute perfection codenamed the A.F.K.: the Atrocious Flak Kit-Kat Cannon. It's a massive flak cannon that fires bursts of really bad kit-kats. However, since it fires fhree kit-kats per burst, and fhree isn't even a real number, this causes the minds of its target to explode, and it also causes the kit-kats to explode because of that AND how atrocious they are. It also fires a thousand bursts per millisecond, which means a million explosions a second. The crabship fires the gun, creating a blinding light and a deafening noise.
This goes on for another ten minutes. By that time, Steven is literally grounded into paste. Satisfied, the crabship leaves through the portal.
30,000 damage to Steven!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Redstone suddenly gains completely black eyes, and says creepily:
I bet you haven't played this game before.
Suddenly, cylinders, spheres, and blocks with square studs begin to slam into Uzi.
I'm just like sans.
Pistols fire, and she is suddenly riding a skateboard. The skateboard explodes as she is trapped in a box made of the same bricks from her slam jam session, this time with a glass wall facing Redstone. His eyes turn practically white.
His eyes blink with blood red.
Left, left, right, left, right, right, left, right, left, left, left, right.
Two blocks appear, and start firing rockets at Uzi.
Left, left, right, left, right, right, left, right, left, left, left, right.
The box disappears, and she is suddenly attacked by many people with hammers, swords, and daggers.
But it isn't done.
A cardboard box appears on Uzi's head with blades inside. The box keeps flashing from the words "Hentai" to "Not really" to "It's just anime."
A tentacled monster appears, constantly whipping Uzi with it's natural tentacles and shooting laser beams at her. The tentacled monster leaves.
Redstone rapidly moves his hands north, south, east, and west. More blocks appear, hitting her, now with real damage.
Welcome to ROBLOX.
First off: ROBLOX has been a thing for a while, mate. Second off: UserZero has definitely played it, allowing her totall\ evasion of your entire attack...IF, third off, you hadn't already used this in Pain and Suffering, causing the Curse of RepetetivenessTM to blow this attack out of the water! No copying!
He'll do as you say.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Aaaaaaaaand there it is. Didn't expect you to try it, but let me just point this out:
I won't be surprised if we get a real bad time from that one. As in "Very likely to end in a Bad Ending" time.
Spoilers: I do not entirely trust this one, for reasons I'd go into if I didn't want people to try it anyway to spite me.
You're really shocked over just one charge that, realistically, would not have a chance to do what you think it would?
...Good point. Um...carry on?
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sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Invidia Warded Jar && Rune of Envy && SCP-1133-5 && 2x Electrum Shears = Twin Shears of Leviathan (8/13)
Lucrum Warded Jar && Rune of Greed && SCP-1133-3 && Silver Spoon = Mammon's Spoon (4/13)
NEW: Desidia Warded Jar && Rune of Sloth && SCP-1133-6 && Large Anime Girl Plush Doll = Wandworker's Doll (1/13 probly)
Module Action
Module Descriptions
- - : Generating light level 40.
- - : 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into , 5,000 EMC into .
- - : 61,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from . Transferring no EMC.
- - : Condensing nothing. 49,965/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from .
- - : Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal and 1 Tracking Rocket Chainsaw. Receiving items from .
- - : Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to .
- - : 898,446/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from . Transferring 106 EU per post to .
- - : Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from .
- - : Being powered and operated by .
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (42/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (30/50)
Project M13-ON THE OTHER SIDE (42/50) (+3 from Generic)
+3 to TwinBuilder
Action
I lock Steven in a random chamber and tell him he is not allowed to leave unless he completes my challenges.
Challenge 1: NetHack with Cognitohazards
A computer appears in the room. He must then play NetHack with the following mods:
Every time he descends or ascends a staircase, one Beta-class cognitohazard (as defined in SCP-2626) is displayed on the screen.
Every time he makes an inefficient move (as determined by me), two Beta-class cognitohazards are displayed on the screen.
Every time his hunger status changes, one Gamma-class cognitohazard is displayed on the screen.
Every time he prays, one Gamma-class cognitohazard is displayed on the screen.
Every time he identifies something, two Gamma-class cognitohazards are displayed on the screen.
Every time he dies, one Delta-class cognitohazard is displayed on the screen.
When he ascends, the screen switches to rapidly flashing Delta-class cognitohazards for 10 hours. Also, he is forced to look at it as the first cognitohazard causes his body to uncontrollably stiffen.
Challenge 2: The Binding of AT88TV
The computer switches to a game of The Binding of Isaac. Pressing any key causes EAS Tones, which do not deafen him but instead are potent cognitohazards, to play followed by the screen freezing for 10 hours. When Steven is about to rage, a cognitohazard will cause him to uncontrollably tear off all of his body parts. When the game is complete, a cognitohazard will appear on the screen, causing his blood to transmute into fluoroantimonic acid.
Challenge 3: Instant Death
Steven is then forced to use Windows Instant Death, killing him instantly.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
"Pit, you don't know who I'm summoning. I mean, you do, but you don't know the character of who I am summoning. The person I am summoning will not do anything that you fear, despite being able to destroy Ayaze if my summon felt like it. Or the OP Scale. Wonder what that would be like...probably some sort of self-contained paradox. Good thing it isn't happening!
Wait, let me try that again. While my summon COULD destroy everyone here with a single application of power, my summon will not do so because my summon is not the type of person to do something like that."
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Considering who that may be, err, yes, her powers over the not-at-all-aptly named Twilight Majjyks would be extremely devastating, though it is possible that the godmodders could still neutralize her handily. But that's just theoreticals.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Bombing Run: Does 1,000 damage to 2 random enemies.
Specials:
Life Syrup Injector: Heals user by 20% of their HP
Buff Back: Prevents any buff or passive from being negated and those that were negated before are re applied
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Boom Drones attached! They'll only work for Dr. Boom-if he goes, well, they'll still be a thing, but 1,000 damage to 2 random enemies is pretty weak. (a 20% heal is decisively NOT.)
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Oops, I had to delay my ??? Summon (Marking as [FREE CHARGE SLOT]/[RESERVED]) until you know you are ready.
Edit: Just updated my First (Focused) Post so it displays one of these as [FREE CHARGE SLOT]/[RESERVED] however I will not activate it until you know when you are ready.
/justscrewedupsorrynullpost
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 5/16)
Module || A book on ultra-dense extrusion = Module of superior metallurgy (Level 10: 4/11)
+1 Talist + 1 Pricey +1 Toast.
You draw the last card (mistakes were made), the Sun! This will heal you for 6 HP and deal 20,000 damage to all entities in a faction of your choice!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Ah screw it, against my better judgement, I decided to give in to my baser instincts and join this game.
I have way too much time on my hands... u.u
A red silhouette materializes.
Here's a present for future services rendered Richard.
It then leaves: permanently. Don't worry tazz, the OP King's not going to interfere here beyond what he just did.
Everyone attuned to elemental magic feels a powerful swirl of magic beginning...
terra firma AND energy condenser: greater orb of earth: 1/16. For some reason condensing the energy of the elements gets them closer to their true power potential. Perhaps alchemizing them similar to the below alchemies might get them even further?
earth magic AND energy condenser: lesser orb of earth: 1/11
earth magic AND glass orb: minor orb of earth: 1/6
1/10 for earth elemental
1/20 for earth archons
1/50 for earth titan
+1 to twin, hezetor and engie. Chose three at semi-random.
Since I won't be introducing my character for another... five posts, something random happens...
erm... a giant goat statue falls and lands on one of the PZ entities.
Terra Firma && Energy Condenser = Magna Firma Orbis Terrae(Level 15: 1/16)
Earth Majjyks && Energy Condenser = Greater Orb of Earth (Level 10: 1/11)
Reminder = Level 10 is generally considered the levels of Infinity +1 Swords. Heck, things lower than that have been considered Infinity +1 swords. Hence, why Terra firma's Orb-condensed form got an awesome Latin name.
5,500 damage to Dr. Andonuts!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Revan has managed to relax and decides to focus their action. This ought to be interesting
The Cards appear important, and Twitchy seemed somewhat trustworthy in their painful probe into her mind. So Revan draws a card. Hopefully this won't start a game of Pazaak... Revan internally groans even thinking about Pazaak and its annoying gameplay.
Heh... So close yet so far away... Don't worry ladies and gentlemen, I am coming.
Don't understand? You will soon.
Nyarlathotep reaches into his face, snatching a small tendril. He draws it out and places it upon the Alchemiter.
Charges
The Crawling Chaos: 36/50 (+3 from Tazz for all)
???: 31/50
The Summoning Key: 31/50
Assists
TwinBuilder, Piono and Star/FBSN
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God ++ Alchemiter 1/??
This appears to corrupting the Alchemiter into something else.
The Pack-A-Punch with Built in Mystery Box
This legendary version of the Alchemiter has the standard features of the Alchemiter with a bonus; It also has a side function which allows the items in the Alchemiter it be completely randomized into another item. ?? will trigger the Mystery Box function. All items will also become Eldritch (unique status which could slightly damage Sanity of opponents when used) put in the Pack-A-Punch.
Tendril of an Outer God ++ Alchemiter = ERROR! IMPROPER SYNTAX! Use && ((And)) or || ((Or))!
It appears that even Nyarly can't defeat the Improper Syntax issue.
No Cards left! Though, no game of Pazzak either.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Random things continue to happen in absence of using an actual character.
The snow tank suddenly begins melting, as a giant tank-melter has appeared next to it, and begun melting the snow tank.
The snowball suddenly begins melting as it suddenly begins getting melted by an extremely hot and large snowball melter, which is melting the snowball.
Redundantly brought to you by the redundant department of redundancy department, or RDORD, which stands for the Redundant Department of Redundancy Department, which brought you this redundant message.
@FBSN: ah, no. My bad. I'm Anti-Zero, I misread the update. The world status is HUGE.
The Snowball isn't actually a a literal snowball! He's just a guy! But fire REALLY does hurt, so 11,000 damage to the Snowball! WEll, if he wasn't likely dead a this point anyways; the way sans attacks it can get really hard to tell.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
*Saving until everyone else is done* 50/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time
1/50 A Youkai that's at least a millennium *Train whistle* Okay, stopping that description now. I still put it in the poe-*Gets flattened by train*
30/50 Beat Beat Beat To the left! (+1 Revan, Piono)
0/20 The entity whose only action is to charge
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sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Y clobbers The Hulk over the head with a slightly larger plank. This plank just happens to have anti-tank landmine strapped to it.
He then drops the wreckage of an old tank into SCP-882.
Whorp!
Y appears next to sans, petting a Gasterblaster.
Y: They're kind of cute, aren't they?
He closes up on the skeleton.
Y: Anyway
Y: I've heard that you've survived with 1 HP before
Y: It shouldn't be too hard to do it again
Whorp!
SCP-882 inflicts all 3 Call of MEKHANE on Mega Fatty. If that's impossible, it will inflict them upon The Hulk instead.
20 of the Neo-Mekhanites heal SCP-882, while the remaining 17 attack The Hulk.
The Maxwellists fire an armada of coilguns at Dr. Andonuts.
The Cogwork Legates standardize themselves.
Iron Shield && SCP-555 && Bone && Skull = Deadraw Complete!
Saurite 8/11
Black Widow Staff 5/13
Jungle Spores && Nature's Gift || SCP-2902 seed
Wall of Chains 8/15
Hammer 9/10!
Anvil 9/10!
Iron Shield : A round shield constructed out of wood and reinforced with excessive amounts of iron.
Deadraw: This interesting shield, seemingly made of a single round stone (a very big stone, mind) draws corpses (biological only) to itself to strengthen itself and reapir itself. If you're reasonably good at killing things, this should be pretty hard to break in a single shot. Bad if you intend to have any corpses of lovers nearby, though..
SCP-882 can't target Mega Fatty because of Iron Chef, but it'll target the Hulk and do as you say!
4,000 damage to the Hulk! +4,000 HP to SCP-882!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts! He then nods at you.
Walker, due to being a little bit lazy and curious, decides to FOCUS this turn's action and draw a card. He's blatantly hoping to get that one card which oneshots things...
Also, on an unrelated note, Richard promptly is tapped on the shoulder by a timetravelling Engie drone which apparently showed up just to point out that, at one point during the first TVT session, it already used a finger-related weapon called the Middle Finger, which was a ship-mounted gun.
CAP: 13/50 (+4 from UserZero, +6 from battlefury13, +1 from consumerofall, +1 from Piono)
By the way, yes, CAP is an acronym. I'll let you figure out what it means on your own.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Richard pretends as if the Engie Drone doesn't exist.
It is below the updoop.
2. Uzi is a master of gaming, and while not as big as today roblox still was massively popular in 2011, and has been around since 2006 or so. That's a big timeframe for her to discover said game.
/dontcopyattacksandusethemondualthreadsiwillcallyououtonboth
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sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Battlefury, if he does this again and I don't catch it myself, please continue to do this kind of thing so he doesn't get away with it.
Not to mention playing Undertale a freaking 4/5 years before it was released. 3/4 before it was in development.
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sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
==Turn 2==
Level 2.
Ante Matter: 20,000/115,000. (Gasterblasters have Player HP, so 36,000 Ante Matter gained! Level up!)
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #4: 32/40
The Pact 38/50
Charge #5: 8/50.
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 10/16
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 9/11
Wand && Modular Upgrade == Modular Wand 3/8
==Action==
Crystal surveys the field, before deciding to attack Steven with the power of puns. He calls up a vastly-weakened echo of an item in another session, an item which taps the power of an entire universe, and begins to channel its power against Steven. Crystal first pulls a miniature star into his hand and throws it at Steven, the star hitting Steven, instantly undergoing a supernova, and leaving Steven badly burned. Next, Crystal creates a miniature black hole inside Steven. The miniature black hole only has the mass of a pin, and black holes of that mass canโt sustain themselves, so the black hole explodes inside Steven, causing his body to swell comically. Next, Crystal summons a tiny neutron star and accelerates it at Steven at a massive speed, creating another massive explosion. A tiny planet is launched at Steven, crashing against him and knocking the wind out of him. Finally, Crystal stretches out his hand to Steven and tears half of his component atoms away from him and into the universe called on by the glove, turning the universe into a (heh) Steven universe. The glove vanishes from Crystalโs hand, the small, temporary loan of power gone.
==Entities==
==Responses/RP==
Huehuehuehue. 18,000 damage to Steven!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
No, that just means the events of the story happen 5 years later than we thought they did.
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sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Ante Up!: 32/50 ==================================================
The Pact: 44/50 ================================================== (+3 from Crystal)
+3 to mythicZoologist
Bomber walks up to Steven, opens a portal behind him, and kicks him in. Steven finds himself in a familiar gothic-style city, and definitely in a pickle. He landed in a small grassy area patrolled by three of the half-transformed citizens wielding large bricks as weapons. Before he had time to react, the brutes were upon him. They repeatedly slammed him with the bricks violently. Steven tried to roll out of the way, only to be grabbed by one of the brutes and lifted up by the leg. The brute holds Steven upside-down at eye level, letting Steven see the deranged look in his eye. Suddenly, Steven is slammed into the nearby cobble path repeatedly, blacking out from the pain. When he woke up again, he found himself back on The Battlefield. Testing himself, he could confirm that the majority of the bones in his body were in fact broken.
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (Level 14: 7/15)
Eye of True Sight && Markerlight = The Oculus (Level 12: 4/13)
Festering Horn && Bottled Perish Song & Star of Chaos = The Doomsday Bell (Level 15: 4/16)
15,000 damage to Steven!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
I begin devising a drinking game. I tell Sans to try this drinking game throughout all of DTG2 and DTG0, and set up a modified Decanter of Endless Water, which dispenses as much tomato juice as Sans needs to drink automatically. The tomato juice has a very minor amount of alcohol, but that's not really the issue here. Sans must also pause to drink every time he encounters something he has to drink for, and both the original post and any subsequent quoting of the post count for drinks. He is also enclosed in a completely watertight room whilst undergoing this drinking game. Sans may instead choose to have another entity to do this drinking game, in which case the watertight room will be made of glass and the liquid being drunk will be flouroantimonic acid.
For reference: "1 sip" will be defined as 2 mL, a drink is 16 mL, and a shot is 40 mL. May contain increasingly large margins of error.
Take 1 sip every time the word "Godmodder" is used.
Take 1 sip every time "&&" is used.
Take 2 sips for every instance of ",000".
Take 3 sips for every instance of "ยป".
Take 5 sips for every instance of Piono mentioning one of his characters.
Take 1 drink (8 sips) for every instance of two brackets. (Hard mode: Include the brackets used in BBCode formatting.)
Take 1ยฝ drinks (13 sips) for every time Twin posts a picture. (You get the idea, it's the Fibonacci sequence. Approximating drinks/shots from here on because strict mathematical measurements isn't the point of this attack.)
Take a shot for each distinct status effect introduced.
Take 2 shots for each bolded I used to represent charges of various forms.
Take 3 shots for every time a Boss dies.
Take 4ยฝ shots for every time a Spoil of War is used.
Take 7ยฝ shots every time a Mech or Terror is summoned. Yes, including every single terror in Richard's terror army.
Take 12 shots every time an army is summoned in the Massive Battle of Armies.
Take 19ยฝ shots every time somebody argues with Twin or Tazz over something not going their way.
Take 31ยฝ shots every time a godmodder takes damage.
Take 51 shots every time someone fails to read something. (IE GameFAQs guide parts, book chapters)
Take 82ยฝ shots every time someone joins or leaves.
Take 133ยฝ shots every time someone attempts to join without having read the OP.
Take 216 shots every time a plot twist happens.
sans politely declines, citing reasons of being far too busy for that, which is an answer you hadn't thought of but have implicitly given! No-one plays the drinking game, and you feel sad and lonely.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Take 349.5 shots every time you get to the end of a page without having taken a shot.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Also, asking this in advance, what does it take to start a sidequest in this thread?
Action 2/2
Shock Trooper Part A: 43/50
Shock Trooper Part B: 18/50
Xia-Li Polyslayer: 9/9 Still Complete!
I +Assist The_Topazian.
I wait for my Xia-Li Polyslayer to complete, so I use the most recent incarnation of my axe, the Night Edge, to hack into the most vulnerable PZ entity!
รber: 1/9 [IIIIIIIII]
Support: Previous Number - 3
The willingness to make a coherent sidequest without GM assistance. That's what you need for a sidequest.
You deal 3% Integrity damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts! This manages to obliterate the Anti-Cooking Virus!
The Gear-Shaped portal that dispensed the Mekhanites suddenly lights up with a golden glow, before shortly thereafter sending out a blinding flash of equallly-golden light. For a brief moment, the thin illusion that is reality unravels, the Humes scale drops like a parachute jumper whose parachute has been sabotaged, and old things gaze upon you confusedly. Just as suddenly, reality then snaps back to normal, and all entities find themselves miraculously unharmed, and with all of their limbs, tentacles, and other assorted appendages in the right place. 0nly one thing has changed. The biome. What was formerly the purified remains of a Decaying Land is now a beautiful mediterranean-style beach, with smooth wet sand, a stormy deep-bule sea, and decorative fulgurite gears scattered around.
MEKHANIKS:
The Sacred Anvil is a biome, which will spontaneously generate GS-aligned Clockwork Automatons and ??? Clockwork Gadgets. Most Automatons and Gadgets are unique, and have completely random stats and abilities, some capable of for example inflicting Call of MEKHANE with their attacks, Healing or meatshielding other entities, or producing smaller Automatons or Gadgets. Clockwork Gadgets do not work on their own, instead needing to be operated by other entities. Any entity of any alignment can pick up Clockwork Gadgets, and they can be used again after their last owner dies. Players cannot pick up Clockwork Gadgets. Be creative. That's a challenge, not a request.
The Sacred Anvil lasts indefinitely until replaced
Remember when I told you the biome was the only thin that changed. I lied. The weather's also changed, and it has changed into a fierce-looking thunderstorm.
MEKHANIKS: (0k, I must
The Sacred Hammer is a Weather pattern which lightning to strike down upon 1-3 random entities each turn, dealing moderate damage and causing 1 Call of MEKHANE. If it hits a GS entity or Clockwork Gadget, it will deal no damage, instead giving +1 to one of the entity's chargeup attacks. If the lightning deals enough damage to an entity to kill it when it is at maximum HP, the entity will not die, instead joining the GS side. The Sacred Hammer lasts indefinitely untill replaced.
Y grabs a sharp-looking piece of fulgurite from the ground and stabs Dr. Andonuts with it.
He then covers Dark Dreamy Bowser's Left Arm in bandages.
Saurite 9/11 Black Widow Staff 6/13
Jungle Spores && Nature's Gift || SCP-2902 seed 2/X
Wall of Chains 9/20
SCP-914-1:1 1/X
SCP-914-Coarse 1/X
00C: Is this too 0P? Does it need more charging?
And yes, SCP-2217 is one of my favorite Broken God scps along with SCP-882 and SCP-2406.
Also, how long does it take to manufacture Alchemiter upgrades?
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You can't interact with Dreamy Dark Bowser, so 6,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts!
I'd say that's not terribly broken, as the thunder will be really weak, as will the automatons. Both Terrain and Weather summoned!
For whatever reason sans doesn't attack this particular turn.
sans now loses the ability to attack during nullposts not made by the faction he is currently attacking. (his gasterblasters don't count).
EXOS +1s all GS Players. I +1 everyone for the furthered delays.
The death of 3 PZ entities by sans finally becomes very obvious, and the battlefield is shoved back by 30 blocks!
The Deck's Cards currently in the discard Pile turn to molten lava and then explode violently. The cards you currently have as players are incredibly hot, but apparently you holding them is slowing down the process enough to play them-and they WILL get played by next turn, so pick your targets now if you have one!
The Toby Dog hits Ultra Greed again, targeting twice for 3% Integrity Damage in total ((5/4)x2 rounded up)! sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! The Nightmare smashes Yuzita for 4.2 GB damage, then gains +3,500 attack! sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! Dr. Boom rolls 2, then 1, which means BOOM BOOM BOOM then Let The Games Begin! First, Dr. Boom's signature weapon (which should be captain obvious territory at this point) is suddenly teleported to the faces of the 3 GS players AND Mettaton! The 3 Players take 2 damage each, while Mettaton's switch is flipped by the blast, turning him into Mettaton EX! As stated, his HP has taken a significant drop from the planned attempt. THEN, Dr. Boom summons in 10 more BoomBots! sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! The other 10 BoomBots deal 5,000 damage to-wait, nope. Got blocked by the Stone Barricade. As a note: Kamikaze, despite the name, is not a suicide attack-they'll only go if Dr. Boom's Remote Detonation special kicks in. sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! The Boom Drones do their pathetic attack against the Nightmare, summoning a Nightmare Crystal and dealing 1,000 damage to it. They then passively heal Dr. Boom for 20,000 HP. sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! Yuzita's coding powers run into the surprising problem of sans' dodge chance DODGING THE VIRUS, but somehow still subtracting 1% as is the norm. She then suffers another 2 GB loss, before the Radiation expires. sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit!
Dreamy Dark Bowser prepares to exploit his hard shell to parry the first attack to hit him, and then counterattack whoever did it! sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! The GS Players decide to try to kill Asterism before he can obtain the Vox (which would royally suck for Twin), and dole out 60,000 damage to Asterism! Except, that's healing, because INVERSION. Dr. Boggle loses 3 HP to Radiation! Or facepalming. It can be hard to tell. sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! SCP-882 summons 5 Legates to help with the shortage, then inflicts 3 Stacks of MEKHANE on the Hulk! sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! The Broken Church acts: The Neos give 882 + 3,000 HP, with a smaller group giving the Hulk 1,000 damage! The Legates Standardize themselves, adding 100 HP to their totals! Finally, the Maxwellists deal 3,600 damage to the Hulk! sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! The Avenger deploys 10 more Rookies and 6 elites: 1 of every type except Specialists, who get 2 instead. The 10 Rookies already present draw fire from their allies, giving a non-cumulative 10% chance of taking the shot for an ally! sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit!
Ultra Greed buys and uses Bling Volcano, creating a storm of gems! It hits everyone for 10,000 damage...Except Dark Bowser, who only takes 1,000, THEN slams into Ultra Greed twice for a total of 10,000 damage! This generates 11 pennies! He then uses Cash Tank, making himself invulnerable until next turn and generating 4 pennies. The Integrity check, to his immense detriment, rolls a critical fail (1)! This snaps him out of Cash Tank AND deals another 5,000 damage! Ow. And then Radiation kicks in for 2,500 damage. Well, at least he got Bling Volcano. sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! Curac and Leicteron correct their uncertanties, and Curac sets about Star's Phone, ready to counterattack anything that hits it! sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! Leicteron primes his only PZ matter! sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! Asterism recieves The Vox, transforming into Vox Asterism and healing to full! Of course, his charges have totally reset, but he's REALLY dangerous now. sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! Maurice claws into Love, dealing 3 damage, subtracting 1 from Armor! sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! Fenris Sun-Eater uses Burning Red on Dr. Ardonunts!...Uh, I have literally no information to work with, so I'll instead just say Dr. Ardonuts turns an unhealthy shade of beet red while being clawed to death by Fenris, dealing 35,000 damage and somehow setting him aflame for 2 turns, assuming he survived. sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! Star's Phone continues gathering Evidence. A more obvious glitch effect is also witnessed around the phone, briefly-this warrants investigation, and fast. sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit!
Zarod uses Maggot Spit on Steven! I really don't need to describe it beyond these words four: This action kills Steven! This pushes the fight back another 10 blocks! The Light Magician regens 4 MP before using Light Recharge, regening another 18 MP! sans deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! The Nuclear Throne uses King Me, gaining Steroids and thus the Nuclear Muscles perk-this one gives the Nuclear Throne double action on top of the Minicrits. sans deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! The Bling Tank fires on Engie after the delay last turn, dealing 5 damage, counting Armor! sans deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! Tarkus fires a barrage of Missles at the GS side, dealing 3,000 damage to the Stardust Monolith, the Avenger and offing 3 Maxwellists! sans deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! Mettaton EX offers a good first impression and performs a stylish series of explosive attacks on Dr. Boggle, dealing 4 damage! sans deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit!...Then they both do it again, as Ampersand has done nothing except deciding to continue his previous action! Captain Falcon decides to let the bad first impression NOT slow him down and give Love a taste of the old Raptor Boost, dealing 5 damage, minus one from Armor! sans deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! The Cleric Beast smashes Yuzita with the absolute pain that is the difficulty of Bloodborne, dealing 4.0 GB damage! sans deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit!
The Tombstones destroy 12 of Dr. Boom's boombots! sans deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! The Wizenend Hag destroys a Stone Barricade in attempting to slice up Dr. Boggle! sans deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit!
Joshua is Respawning! sans deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! The Hulk Goomba Stomps Fenris for 30,000 damage! sans deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! Mega Fatty practices Sumo Wrestling with Ultra Greed, dealing 3,000 damage! sans deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! Love counterattacks Maurice for 20,000 damgae! sans deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! Dr. Andonuts, enraged that sans brought him that low that fast, tries, but fails, to take his life. sans deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit!
Richard +2s Talist and Toast, and as they receive their assists they notice Richard pocketing a book, though neither of them can quite make out what it is. After this, he summons a firing squad of Skeletons around sans! He dodges it all with ease, but before he can really do anything else, they fire at him again, forcing him to dodge again and give them an earful with his trumpet, destroying them! sans then deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit!
UserZero +4s all PZ players...And all PZ entity charges! Then, she fires a flare gun of multiple colors right into the air. Everyone braces themselves for a big attack-this is the cue for a ton of weirdos to pour out of some quickly-made portals! Everyone gets a glimpse of the Dimension of Random that is 953, before it all shuts itself. You size up your new foes: One is a seemingly normal man, until you notice his turban, fingers, toes and tongues are all made out of Kazoos and he semlls strongly of Garlic and Lime Juice! Another is a pair of Winter gloves clamped around a giant set of headphones, pumping out Country Music like there's no tomorrow-except all the Country music is about MATH! Then there's the Dentist with massive toothbrushes for legs, dental floss for whip-like arms, and DS chargers for eyes! To round off a quartet of weirdness, we have a floating sphere that looks like the Google Chrome Icon that occasionaly opens up to reveal a tentacled beasty made entirely of screaming vampiric lemurs! The Kardinal Kazoomeister, Southfrie, Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr, and Logoog Lempire the 909901th summoned! as everyone adjusts, SCP-882 is suddenly slammed by the flare from before-turns out, it was actually a Piano covered in flares. SCP-882 takes 50,000 damage! sans then deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit!
sans doesn't change pattern but DOES change targets, switching for the AZ camp! To kickstart that, his Gasterblasters fire, obliterating Maurice from existence!
Godmodder477: I can tell, he's slowed down a lot!
Godmodder477: And he's done so much damage! And doubtless he'll turn red the instant I can hit him...But the sooner he gets out of our hair the better I say!
Godmodder477: Just attack him some more, I'd say around 15 or so attacks, and I can actually take a fair shot at this guy and end his ridiculous gimmick!
The Terrain spawns in a Clockwork Gadget! This one looks like the most stereotypical laser beam ever, if it was made by steampunk artists. The Lightning bolts from the storm slam the weaker Tombstone, dealing 5,000 damage and giving him a stack of MEKHANE.
The Lowdown: OK, some necessary info on the new entities. Kazoomeister can only attack every other turn (Kazootale) so his primary strength is through endurance; Soutfrie's 1st special is actually 2 specials in one, but he can only use one special per charge; Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. will die of having no PhDs (which is good as his defense is average, which means he's absolutely impossible to kill otherwise), BUT every PhD lost will add +1 charge to his Forbidden Factoids charge and his PhDs are invulnerable to standard attacks; you must prove your knowledge to destroy PhDs. (not to like actual doctorate level, just stuff like Trivia will suffice); finally, Lempire's Lemur Concentration is a measure of its ability to attack, and reducing it to 0 will render it harmless, though its special regenerates it. Nothing TOO special by entity standards.
The Itinerary:
[ALL]: Restore Earth! (Great Effort!) (Star ready! Two more players needed!)
[GS]: Defend sans! His DPS is insane and if Richard kills him, he'll rank up!
[GS]: Destroy the barrier at the outer perimeter so you can contact the other players! (Effort!)
[AZ]: Weaken sans so Richard can rank up. He's too strong and too determined to sway.
[AZ]: Defend Star's Phone so it can gather evidence against UserZero!
[AZ]: Destroy the barrier at the outer perimeter so you can contact the other players! (Effort!)
[AZ]: Reach Yggdrasil!
[AZ]: Defend Godmodder477!
[AZ]: Destory UserZero!
[PZ]: Destroy Star's Phone! It's gathering evidence against your actions!
[PZ]: Destroy sans before Richard can rank up!
[PZ]: Stop anyone from reaching Yggdasil!
[PZ]: Defend UserZero!
[PZ]: Destroy Godmodder477!
Terrain: Sacred Anvil (Generates weak Clockwork Automatons and Gadgets)
Weather: Sacred Hammer (Shoots lightning at 1-3 entities per turn)
[???]Cards: Star (Talist), Sun (Hezetor), 2 of Diamonds (Toast), Hanged Man (Pricey)
[???] Clockwork Gadgets: Steampunk Blaster.
[N] 1st Gateway: Indestructible. TECHNICALLY. Control panel: 20,000/20,000 HP. (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block when at 1 HP). Summoning: IIIII
[N] 2nd Gateway: "Indestructible." Control Panel busted! Giving +25% HP, Def and Atk to Mega Fatty, Verdana, and Love!
[N] Toby Dog 29,000/100,000 HP. 100% Integrity. Does Integrity damage. Double Action! Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Rewrite: III Patch Quilt: III, Dummied out: IIIIII Musical Masterpiece: IIIIIII
[N] The Nightmare: 6/10 HP. Spawns Nightmare crystals when attacked, but can't take damage from being attacked. Attack rises with every successful attack dealt. (ATK Raise: 21,000). Nightmare Crystal: 4,000/5,000 HP.
[N] Dr. Boom: 115,000/200,000 HP. Double-Action! Stunned! THE FINAL COUNTBOMB: IIIII BoomBots: 500/500 HP x8. Boom Drones: 75,000/75,000 HP. Restore 20% of the owner per turn.
[N] The Contract: Releases powerful forces of Revolution when the Government is destroyed...The latter is not present. Until then, invincible.
[GS] Dark Dreamy Bowser: 55,500/90,000 HP (Multiplier: .75; 1.50 when Right arm is out). Left Arm: 13,500/13,500 HP. Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead) Entity Grab: II Right Arm: 17,800/17,800 HP. Guards Dark Bowser's weakpoints! Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead!). Triple action altogether-shorten it by removing his limbs! Shy Guy Airtub Summoning: IIIII Dreamy Minion Horde Summoning: IIIIIIII Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Action: Defend against first attack, then counter. Hard.
[GS-PL] TheMinMaxnificent18STR: 15/20 HP. Real Man: III
[GS-PL] Dr.Omnidisciplinaryman McMindboggle: 6/20 HP. Radiation: I PhD in EVERYTHING: III
[GS-PL] -STRIKE THE EARTH-: 15/20 HP. FOR SHOVELRY: III
[GS] SCP-882: 7,000/120,000 HP. Inflicts Call of MEKHANE instead of attacking. Spawns members of the Broken Church per turn. Action: give 3 Stacks of Mekhane to the Hulk!
[GS] Broken Church: (will go on a rampage if SCP-882 is killed).
Neo-Mekhanites: 1,000/1,000 HP x 37. HP. Bent on healing SCP-882!
Cogwork Legates: 1,100/1,100 HP x 18. Bent on self-heals and HP buff!
Maxwelllists: 1,000/1,000 HP x 33. Bent on attacking! Action: Murderificate Dr. Andonuts!
[GS] The Avenger: 197,000/200,000 HP. Airborn. Spawns 10 Rookies every turn. Docking Bay: Empty. Elite Squad Drop: II Alien Clone Drop: III Scientific Progression: III Defend This House: III PAUSED, NOT SHOT DOWN. Rookies: 1/1 HP x20; 10 poorly defending GS entities! Ranger: 10/10 HP, 25% dodge. Specialists: 10/10 HP x2. Grenadier: 10/10 HP. Sharpshooter: 10/10 HP. Psi Op: 10/10 HP.
[GS] Stardust Monolith: 47,000/50,000 HP. Stardust Sentinel: III
[AZ] Ultra Greed: 17,500/150,000 HP. 82% Integrity! At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, takes 1/4 damage and gets 2 attacks. Bank: 24/150 Pennies. Purchases: Bling Cleansing, Bling Volcano. Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Keepers: 7,500/7,500 HP x4. Greed Gapers: 1,000/1,000 x 20. Purchased: Bling Cleansing. Radiation: I Red: Double Action!
[AZ] Vox Asterism: 200,000/200,000 HP. Shatter: III Sensory Deprevation: IIIII Godhead: IIIIIII. Bombs: 2. Inversed: I
[AZ] Fenris Sun-Eater: 150,000/180,000 HP. Very Evasive (30%). Crimson heartbeat: II Burning Red: III Ruby Mind Eater: IIII Counters all missed attacks. Action: Use Burning Red on Dr. Andonuts!
[AZ] Star's Armored Phone: 6/10. Can only take 2 damage per attack. Gathers data against UserZero until death! Data collection: 5 turns worth of info thus far.
[AZ] Zarod: 200,000/200,000 HP. Grasping Dead: II Maggot Spit: IIII Strangle: III Execute: IIIIIII
[AZ] Light Magician: 150,000/185,000 HP. 44/75 Mana. Light Recharge: III
[AZ] The Nuclear Throne: 200,000/200,000 HP. Throne Statues: x10. Nuclear Generator: III Guardian: II King Me: IIII Nuclear Steroids: III
[AZ] Bling Tank: 86,500/120,000 HP.
[AZ] Tarkus: 250,000/250,000 HP. .75x multiplier on all incoming damage; Has chance to disobey non-attacking orders. Main Cannon Rage: III Mad Rush: IIIII
[AZ] Mettaton EX: 120,000/120,000 HP.
[AZ] &mpersand: 194,000/194,000 HP. Can mimic entities. Mimicing: sans. Struggle Count: 0. Good Memory: III Bad Memory: III Merge: IIIII Action: Keep Mimicing sans! gasterblasters: 3/3 HP x3.
[AZ] Captain Falcon: 175,000/175,000 HP. Show Me Ya Moves: IIIII Come On! Yes!: III FALCON PUNCH!: IIIIIIII
[AZ] Cleric Beast: 250,000/250,000 HP. Very evasive (30% dodge chance). Rage: [||||||||||] Enraged Swipes: III Spine-chiling Howl: IIII Brutalize: IIIIII
[AZ] crystalcat: 15/20 HP. +1 Armor from Guardmail
[AZ] Toast: 20/20 HP. Currently Red.
[AZ] The Golem: 20/20 HP. +1 Armor from Temmie Armor.
[AZ] Tombstones: 30,000/30,000 HP x1; 17,200/30,000 HP x1. Call of MEKHANE: IIIII
-REST IN SPAGHETTI, IMPERATOR. ITS PROBABLY WHAT YOU WANT. TO LITERALLY BE RESTING IN LITERAL SPAGHETTI. IT SEEMS APPROPRIATE FOR A CHEF-RELATED SUMMON TO HAVE ITS PHYSICAL SHELL BE FOREVER ENCASED IN ETERNAL SPAGHETTI. OH, YEAH: USERZERO PUSHES THE FIGHT BACK ANOTHER 50 BLOCKS FOR AN AZ BOSS DEATH. FORGOT TO MENTION IT THE FIRST TIME.-
[AZ] Wizened Hag (Guest Star): 125,000/125,000 HP. Into the Pot: IIII Taste the Stew: III Tenderize: II Seasoned to Perfection: IIIIIIII Call of Mekhane: IIIII
[PZ] Joshua: 0/19 HP. Lives: 1. Respawning! Element: Oblivion (He switched on his last breath-cutting to the chase, aren't we?). Mystery Charge: IIIII
[PZ] The Hulk: 179,500/300,000 HP. Evasive (20%). 10% chance to attack teammates. Call of Mekhane: IIIII
[PZ] Mega Fatty: 50,000/275,000 HP. Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Call of Mekhane: IIIII
[PZ] Love: 35/50 HP, 1 Armor. Mass Heal: III Arrow Rain: III Rebirth: IIIII Action: Attack the Imperator!
[PZ] Dr Andonuts: 26,500/250,000 HP, Phase: Ice, PSI gorrilakill ฮฉ: IIIII, PSI Flash ฮฉ/PSI Fire ฮฉ/PSI Freeze ฮฉ/PSI Ground ฮฉ/Status Down ฮฉ:* II PSI Blind ฮฉ/PSI Firestorm ฮฉ/PSI Blizzard ฮฉ/PK Starstorm ฮฉ/Complete Weakness ฮฉ: IIIIIIII Burning: II
[PZ] Kardinal Kazoomeister: 55/55 HP. Kazootale: II General: III
[PZ] Southfrie: 100% Rythym. Dies at 0% Rythym. Beatdown/Mathematical: IIII What time is it?!: IIIII
[PZ] Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr: 35/35 PhDs. 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999/999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 HP. Peppershaker: II Forbidden Factoids: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[PZ] Logoog Lempire the 909901th: 30/30 HP, 5 AC. +1 HP Regen. 10,000% Lemur Concentration. High Stakes: IIIII
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 10/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[AZ-ฮณ] Godmodder477: 24/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 112/150 HP. Custodian: III Huntdown: IIIII Terminology: IIIIII
[GS-ฮ] sans: 1/5 HP. Aggrivatingly Evasive (113%). Current Target: AZ Current Pattern: Trumpeteer. Auto-hits Airborn targets, +50% dodge to grounded ones. Gasterblasters: 3/3 HP x178.
Distance to Yggdrasil: 3930 (forgot the contribution from Star's efforts last turn, BUT the Imperator's death sets it back. This game, man.)
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
21/50 Avatar Project (+1 me, +10 charge token, +1 nulitor)(since the other thing didn't work out, I am just taking all the charge bonuses and putting them here)
Barrier Drone Schematic: A schematic for a new type of drone designed around being able to project hard-light barriers. These barriers are not exclusively for defense, however, as they can be launched into targets at super-high velocity to inflict extreme damage.
Alright, so Crusher48 has made a big enough mess of things already, so I decide to throw a small device at his feet. By the time he figures out what it is, it will already have sent him away for retraining (which will hopefully mean when he comes back with a levelling system, he has an actual chance to win). Idiot.
I also attempt to figure out how much charge I would need to make a mistake catcher device to defend against a very dangerous threat. This device would, when presented with a mistake, would require either that the mistake be corrected, or that charge tokens be given out to compensate the victims of the mistake for whatever they ended up losing (in cases where fixing the mistake would derail the plot or ruin the game in some way). It would give the GM reasonable discretion as to what is and isn't a mistake (I know that a lot of times people can think things are a mistake when really they aren't (such as the idiot Crusher)), can be activated by anyone who notices a mistake (potentially including the GM if someone else messes up an entity's stats somehow or if he realizes he forgot to give an entity its damage bonus last EOTB), and does not work in cases where someone's intent was to mess up the GM (so if someone makes stats confusing to intentionally trip up the GM (since some people (looking at you again Crusher48) would probably try it) and cause a mistake, they lose the right to try to use the mistake catcher to ask for "compensation"). If the answer is either zero, one, greater than 50, or that it is outright impossible, I instead put the charge into developing a passive command bonus to boost the GS team. This should avoid any issues with mistakes screwing up the game in the future, while also preventing any abuse of the sort that something of this sort could potentially cause. And no, it doesn't apply retroactively.
Wait, I think I found the real reason for the mistake. See my next post for more details (and no, Tazz, it isn't related to you).
Now, for the important business at hand: making sure sans actually can defend against everything. Right now, once his dodge goes below 100% one lucky roll will kill him, and luck has never been in our favor. To boost his evasion, I turn to the tried-and-true method of a Death Course. Except this time, the death course's idea is reversed: instead of decimating him, it is going to break him down, then boost his ability even further by pushing it to the limit. So basically, Training From Hell via Death Course. Don't worry though, sans, I made sure that anything that would do damage instead just teleports you back to the start of that phase of the training with no actual damage sustained. Or do worry, even with your hardcore dodging skills you might spend hours in the course before making it through.
Phase 1: Hitbox Shrinking: I find a ton of hardcore bullet hell games and drop sans into the hardest possible mode. Bullets fill the screen, overwhelming sans as he is subjected to his own favorite tactic. At first, he gets eliminated very easily, but after sufficient attempts, he begins to learn the "shrink your hitbox to one pixel technique", and finally gets through the bullet hell gauntlet after fifty or so attempts.
Phase 2: Defensive Shields: sans suddenly finds himself slowed to a crawl as a result of a rather nasty slowness 6 effect that was randomly applied on him. He then takes an arrow to the knee, and goes down. However, when he respawns, he finds something that can help him: a pair of energy bracers capable of generating a nigh-impenetrable energy shield (the "traditional shield made out of energy variant", not the "impenetrable all-around bubble shield variant"). He uses them to block the incoming arrow (as arms are not slowed down by a slowness effect, only by a mining fatigue effect), but then comes under attack by a barrage of arrows, gunfire, guys with swords, and creepers in all directions. In order to survive this assault, he must learn how to use these energy shields, anticipate attacks before they are even fired, mantain effective counterattacks while using the shields, and manage his shield energy carefully (certain powerful attacks can overwhelm them, but they can still hold out for just long enough to allow him to dodge the attacks). After he defeats the Wither final boss (who shows the value of deflector shields with his use of a new unavoidable area burst attack), he moves on.
Phase 3: Close Combat/Pattern Recognition: sans next arrives in the Dark Souls world. He must complete the entire game on one life: if he dies, he restarts all the way back at the beginning. To make it at least a little fair for him, he has access to the Dark Souls Wiki to look up information on enemy bosses to avoid trial-and-error gameplay, can use the tricks he has already picked up (his lightning-fast dodges, his hitbox-shrinking maneuver, and his shield blocking abilities (albeit with an actual shield instead of an energy shield)), and has the normal hitpoint bar of a Dark Souls player (so he can actually take a little damage from things with unavoidable attacks). He fights his way through this brutally hard game on only his third try.
Phase 4: Counterattacks: sans teleports into 2fort. A Heavy shows up and attempts to gun him down with his minigun, and though sans dodges it he dies anyways. What the heck? It turns out that this game is rigged: sans is forced to restart if the enemy fires on him, no matter if he dodged the attack or not. After a few runs, he figures out a way to defend himself: if he can kill the enemy before they get a chance to fire, he never dies. Once he kills the heavy, he is then beset upon by an army of Bots of all kinds. He must defend himself against the assault by employing his incredible skill with mass-area attacks to kill all the bots, because if one so much as gets a chance to fire on him, he dies. After finally beating the Spy bot that kept ambushing him from stealth before he could counter effectively, he moves on.
Phase 5: Anti-Psionics: After blowing up an army of bots, sans finds himself in a chamber 50 meters long and 10 meters wide, with a one-way force-field present halfway down the corridor preventing him from proceeding. On the other end of the corridor is XCOM's most feared Psi Operative, Annette Durand. She pulls out a plasma rifle (the XCOM 2 version), and begins firing. Sans being who he is, he effortlessly dodged the initial assault. However, Durand then lets go of the rifle with one hand and pulls out a highly-advanced Alien Psi Amp with that hand. While still firing the plasma rifle wildly in an attempt to nail sans with a lucky shot, she also unleashes a devastating psychic attack. Over his first few attempts, sans is consecutively frozen in time until Durand lines up a kill-shot, has his brain exploded by a surge of psychic energy, is mind-controlled and forced to stop dodging, has his whole head exploded by psychic energy, is blown apart by a directional telekinetic shockwave, and has his brain fried by psychic energy again (Durand really like frying enemy brains with psionics). Eventually, however, he gains a truly ridiculous amount of psionic defense (also take note of the fact that his innate resistances from being a godmodder were weakened to make it even more difficult for him to defend against the barrage), allowing him to survive for 300 seconds before the force-field deactivates, allowing him to take down Durand and finish this phase.
Phase 6: Clairvoyant Defense: sans arrives on what looks like the main DTG battlefield, but he knows it isn't. However, he is attacked out of nowhere by something completely random (apparently a cat grenade) and blows up. With his pure instinctual dodging apparently not working, he realizes that the psychic ability that he used to defend against Durand could also be used to detect incoming attacks in all directions. Once he figures this out, he is able to effortlessly dodge all incoming fire by predicting it ahead of time, and is also able to use this to effectively "read" an entire attack before having to act to defend against the first part of it (which, like how clairvoyance worked with the Hyperstorm, should mean that super-large attacks will be less likely to succeed than weak attacks).
Phase 7: Shield Bullets: sans is given the ability to deflect incoming attacks by intercepting them with the bullets in his bullet hell attacks. He is going to need it too: an entire army of Orks arrives, and begins opening fire on him from all directions with incredible amounts of dakka. sans must use his bullet hell maneuvers defensively to avoid death as the Orks spray bullets everywhere. Making things harder is the fact that they spray out way too many bullets for him to defend against, so he has to prioritize which bullets can actually hit him and either block or dodge those while ignoring the rest.
Phase 8: Ignore: Suddenly, sans is caught in the hold of an enemy Death Trap! No matter what he does, the death trap kills him and forces him to restart, as it changes every time. However, he eventually realizes that the only reason he entered the death trap was due to the enemy making up some random reason. After that, he just ignores the random reason that he gets caught in the death trap, preventing the enemy from getting him into the trap.
Phase 9: GasterBlaster Shield: sans finds an army of gasterblasters, and uses them to protect himself against the enemy gasterblasters trying to destroy him, by using the allied gasterblasters as a barrier to stop him from being harmed.
Phase 10: Mirror Match: sans returns to the world of Undertale, where he finds... another sans? Yep, its a mirror match. Unlike the previous phases, this phase goes for a dozen rounds regardless of who wins, allowing sans (who gains the collective memory and abilities of both clones) to determine any remaining weaknesses he has and negate them.
After all this, sans returns to the battlefield with an insane array of new skills, perfect for making himself impossible to hit so that he can make everyone ragequit.
Post II
Y clobbers The Hulk over the head with a slightly larger plank. This plank just happens to have anti-tank landmine strapped to it.
He then drops the wreckage of an old tank into SCP-882.
Whorp!
Y appears next to sans, petting a Gasterblaster.
Y: They're kind of cute, aren't they?
He closes up on the skeleton.
Y: Anyway
Y: I've heard that you've survived with 1 HP before
Y: It shouldn't be too hard to do it again
Whorp!
SCP-882 inflicts all 3 Call of MEKHANE on Mega Fatty. If that's impossible, it will inflict them upon The Hulk instead.
20 of the Neo-Mekhanites heal SCP-882, while the remaining 17 attack The Hulk.
The Maxwellists fire an armada of coilguns at Dr. Andonuts.
The Cogwork Legates standardize themselves.
Iron Shield && SCP-555 && Bone && Skull = Deadraw Complete!
Saurite 8/11
Black Widow Staff 5/13
Jungle Spores && Nature's Gift || SCP-2902 seed
Wall of Chains 8/15
Hammer 9/10!
Anvil 9/10!
Iron Shield : A round shield constructed out of wood and reinforced with excessive amounts of iron.
Walker: Level 2, 921500 damage
+3 to battlefury13
Walker, due to being a little bit lazy and curious, decides to FOCUS this turn's action and draw a card. He's blatantly hoping to get that one card which oneshots things...
Also, on an unrelated note, Richard promptly is tapped on the shoulder by a timetravelling Engie drone which apparently showed up just to point out that, at one point during the first TVT session, it already used a finger-related weapon called the Middle Finger, which was a ship-mounted gun.
CAP: 13/50 (+4 from UserZero, +6 from battlefury13, +1 from consumerofall, +1 from Piono)
By the way, yes, CAP is an acronym. I'll let you figure out what it means on your own.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Two things:
1. You copied this attack and pasted on Pain and suffering
proof: http://s15.zetaboards.com/DTG_Forums/topic/8323068/9/
It is below the updoop.
2. Uzi is a master of gaming, and while not as big as today roblox still was massively popular in 2011, and has been around since 2006 or so. That's a big timeframe for her to discover said game.
/dontcopyattacksandusethemondualthreadsiwillcallyououtonboth
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Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Not to mention playing Undertale a freaking 4/5 years before it was released. 3/4 before it was in development.
/null
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Level 2.
Ante Matter: 20,000/115,000. (Gasterblasters have Player HP, so 36,000 Ante Matter gained! Level up!)
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #4: 32/40
The Pact 38/50
Charge #5: 8/50.
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 10/16
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 9/11
Wand && Modular Upgrade == Modular Wand 3/8
==Action==
Crystal surveys the field, before deciding to attack Steven with the power of puns. He calls up a vastly-weakened echo of an item in another session, an item which taps the power of an entire universe, and begins to channel its power against Steven. Crystal first pulls a miniature star into his hand and throws it at Steven, the star hitting Steven, instantly undergoing a supernova, and leaving Steven badly burned. Next, Crystal creates a miniature black hole inside Steven. The miniature black hole only has the mass of a pin, and black holes of that mass canโt sustain themselves, so the black hole explodes inside Steven, causing his body to swell comically. Next, Crystal summons a tiny neutron star and accelerates it at Steven at a massive speed, creating another massive explosion. A tiny planet is launched at Steven, crashing against him and knocking the wind out of him. Finally, Crystal stretches out his hand to Steven and tears half of his component atoms away from him and into the universe called on by the glove, turning the universe into a (heh) Steven universe. The glove vanishes from Crystalโs hand, the small, temporary loan of power gone.
==Entities==
==Responses/RP==
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
No, that just means the events of the story happen 5 years later than we thought they did.
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Ante Up!: 32/50 ==================================================
The Pact: 44/50 ================================================== (+3 from Crystal)
+3 to mythicZoologist
Bomber walks up to Steven, opens a portal behind him, and kicks him in. Steven finds himself in a familiar gothic-style city, and definitely in a pickle. He landed in a small grassy area patrolled by three of the half-transformed citizens wielding large bricks as weapons. Before he had time to react, the brutes were upon him. They repeatedly slammed him with the bricks violently. Steven tried to roll out of the way, only to be grabbed by one of the brutes and lifted up by the leg. The brute holds Steven upside-down at eye level, letting Steven see the deranged look in his eye. Suddenly, Steven is slammed into the nearby cobble path repeatedly, blacking out from the pain. When he woke up again, he found himself back on The Battlefield. Testing himself, he could confirm that the majority of the bones in his body were in fact broken.
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (Level 14: 7/15)
Eye of True Sight && Markerlight = The Oculus (Level 12: 4/13)
Festering Horn && Bottled Perish Song & Star of Chaos = The Doomsday Bell (Level 15: 4/16)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
SECRET. 36/50 Y'know, the inversion probably failed. If so, this is at 46.
The Pact 40/50
Wand && Lightning Titan Essence = Titanspark Wand 8/11
Watch && Time Titan Essence = Clocktitan Watch (Level 15: 4/16)
Whip && Space Titan Essence = Warptitan Whip (Level 15: 4/16)
+3 Cobalt
22,000/100,000 Lv. 1
I begin devising a drinking game. I tell Sans to try this drinking game throughout all of DTG2 and DTG0, and set up a modified Decanter of Endless Water, which dispenses as much tomato juice as Sans needs to drink automatically. The tomato juice has a very minor amount of alcohol, but that's not really the issue here. Sans must also pause to drink every time he encounters something he has to drink for, and both the original post and any subsequent quoting of the post count for drinks. He is also enclosed in a completely watertight room whilst undergoing this drinking game. Sans may instead choose to have another entity to do this drinking game, in which case the watertight room will be made of glass and the liquid being drunk will be flouroantimonic acid.
For reference: "1 sip" will be defined as 2 mL, a drink is 16 mL, and a shot is 40 mL. May contain increasingly large margins of error.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
OK, bad news: The time I needed just didn't exist for all due intents and purposes, so no update today. I'll try to update earlier tomorrow because, for this week, I pretty much don't have the window I usually want to update in available.
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Take 349.5 shots every time you get to the end of a page without having taken a shot.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
This is my time to make a second turn!
Also, asking this in advance, what does it take to start a sidequest in this thread?
Action 2/2
Shock Trooper Part A: 43/50
Shock Trooper Part B: 18/50
Xia-Li Polyslayer: 9/9 Still Complete!
I +Assist The_Topazian.
I wait for my Xia-Li Polyslayer to complete, so I use the most recent incarnation of my axe, the Night Edge, to hack into the most vulnerable PZ entity!
รber: 1/9 [IIIIIIIII]
Support: Previous Number - 3
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Post II
Anvil 10/10 Complete!
The Gear-Shaped portal that dispensed the Mekhanites suddenly lights up with a golden glow, before shortly thereafter sending out a blinding flash of equallly-golden light. For a brief moment, the thin illusion that is reality unravels, the Humes scale drops like a parachute jumper whose parachute has been sabotaged, and old things gaze upon you confusedly. Just as suddenly, reality then snaps back to normal, and all entities find themselves miraculously unharmed, and with all of their limbs, tentacles, and other assorted appendages in the right place. 0nly one thing has changed. The biome. What was formerly the purified remains of a Decaying Land is now a beautiful mediterranean-style beach, with smooth wet sand, a stormy deep-bule sea, and decorative fulgurite gears scattered around.
MEKHANIKS:
The Sacred Anvil is a biome, which will spontaneously generate GS-aligned Clockwork Automatons and ??? Clockwork Gadgets. Most Automatons and Gadgets are unique, and have completely random stats and abilities, some capable of for example inflicting Call of MEKHANE with their attacks, Healing or meatshielding other entities, or producing smaller Automatons or Gadgets. Clockwork Gadgets do not work on their own, instead needing to be operated by other entities. Any entity of any alignment can pick up Clockwork Gadgets, and they can be used again after their last owner dies. Players cannot pick up Clockwork Gadgets. Be creative. That's a challenge, not a request.
The Sacred Anvil lasts indefinitely until replaced
Hammer 10/10 Complete!
Remember when I told you the biome was the only thin that changed. I lied. The weather's also changed, and it has changed into a fierce-looking thunderstorm.
MEKHANIKS: (0k, I must
The Sacred Hammer is a Weather pattern which lightning to strike down upon 1-3 random entities each turn, dealing moderate damage and causing 1 Call of MEKHANE. If it hits a GS entity or Clockwork Gadget, it will deal no damage, instead giving +1 to one of the entity's chargeup attacks. If the lightning deals enough damage to an entity to kill it when it is at maximum HP, the entity will not die, instead joining the GS side. The Sacred Hammer lasts indefinitely untill replaced.
Y grabs a sharp-looking piece of fulgurite from the ground and stabs Dr. Andonuts with it.
He then covers Dark Dreamy Bowser's Left Arm in bandages.
Saurite 9/11
Black Widow Staff 6/13
Jungle Spores && Nature's Gift || SCP-2902 seed 2/X
Wall of Chains 9/20
SCP-914-1:1 1/X
SCP-914-Coarse 1/X
00C: Is this too 0P? Does it need more charging?
And yes, SCP-2217 is one of my favorite Broken God scps along with SCP-882 and SCP-2406.
Also, how long does it take to manufacture Alchemiter upgrades?
stop)
A note: Any time I say you die, you do not magically undo the damage. You die and respawn. THAT is what happens. You're a Minecraftian with Ressurective Immortality for pete's sake you don't need to care that much (and in that state, WOULDN'T have). It wouldn't have made AS much sense otherwise, natch.
Anything else I leave to your imagination, but yeah.
Captain Falcon's epic introduction is tragically cut short by two things: First, Player HP (which Love Has) and Entity HP are a ratio of 1:4,000, meaning Love would NOT have been oneshot by that. Second; UserZero moves Love SLIGHTLY away from where Captain Falcon's legendary maneuver occurs, letting him punch thin air and dealing no damage. Captain Falcon is nevertheless summoned!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
That's a pretty cool skin right there.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Generic's below post covers it.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
I may just start ignoring non-faction specific nulls in the future for sans.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
You draw the Two Of Diamonds! This card gives the entity of your choice two Charge points, effective immediately, to be put into their charges in whatever way they serve.
1 'Player' HP = 4,000 Standard HP, as a note.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts! There were absolutely no time shenanigans involved here, in this line's existence. No siree.
First: There's been complaints about how EXOS's yellow text is absolutely eye-destroying, so can you please change it to a color less likely to kill our eyesight? Let's say Sea Green, like the GS faction?
On the rudepost: That was big enough to warrant my immediate attention, and considering the fact that what you said was enough to get you banned from MCF entirely, I'd call it LUCKY that what happened was the worst you got.
On the Hyperstorm: I'm sorry, but, straight up, no. I'm not even honoring your argument with real acknowledgement. Straight up, it's dead-Ire's roll is now retroactively 91, JUST enough to hit you for the inevitable kill damage later on in that turn. I don't want to see it's name ever again and I do not want to hear you argue about it ever again-as it stands, you are EXTREMELY close to getting yourself banned after all of this, considering there's an entire freaking Private Message Memo dedicated to your destruction in-game. Not even the GS faction as a whole-SPECIFICALLY YOU.
The Endermancy Amulet...Will go into effect in case you get a full leveling system. Alternatively, it can go into the hands of anyone who already has one (John is an EXCELLENT example). However, the whole thing it has with godmodders? Consider it retconned. It's not a thing, and probably never really will be.
SCP-732 fails to get almost any information beyond, yeah, this is REALLY corrupted. I said this would take Great Effort, it'll need more than you.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Whops. Your Bling charge now takes effect (with small refund) to randomly give the Snow Tank a major boost! It's damage is now 24,000 per shot (keep in mind it still needs targeting) and it now gains another 60,000 HP, current and Max! Oh, and it's now the Bling Tank. Hopefully that's adequate compensation for that screwup.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Your absolutely insane attack obliterates the Pro-Zero side of the field, dealing 24,000 damage to all viable PZ targets! So, everyone except Mega Fatty. Joshua and Conservation take 6 damage instead, Love takes 5 because he/she/it/tem has 1 armor, and the Integrity of the Anti-Cooking Virus goes down by 12%...BUT the Imperator takes 2,400 damage. There's no way to avoid it. Granted, it's pretty low either way.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
You draw the Hanged Man! This gives 50% Evasiveness Chance to the entity of your choice for two turns!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
...OK, Pricey, I think I've been silent on this issue long enough-long story short, the Plusinator Crystals are a no-go. 25 is the HARD Limit, and 25+ is basically 26. Of cousre, that's still a perfectly valid 50-post charge.
Charge expended, 65,000 damage to the Imperator! I forgot to edit out 20,000 shields on the Void Shields when updating (sorry), so this is enough to be the FINISHING BLOW! The Imperator groans and moans and finally explodes catastrophically! The three deity-chefs scramble to escape their rapidly-degrading Chef Mecha, but to no avail-they go down with their ship! Iron Chef, by their majjyks, still goes on, while the Anti-Cooking Virus spits itself out, now VERY confused, and it finds itself very unsure of what to do or how to go about it.
The Imperator drops its spoil of war, the Cutlery of the Cooking Gods! Basically, it's Alton Brown's Good Eats special: Charges for 4 turns, then gives two entities of choice some great healing AND the Good Eats buff, which is 10,000 to their damage for 2 turns.
Toby Dog will do as you say.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Answer on charge question: Yes.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Memory Crystal: DTG2 && Hourglass = DTG2 Timeglass (Level 5: 1/6)
Your hunt leads to 5% Integrity damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus!
Fenris will do as you say!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Answer: That wasn't legitimate punishment for anything but rather a 100% failure to properly order entities, while what you said was much more rude and much more deserving of legitimate punishment.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
You eat the Hushpuppy! However, the powers inherent in hushing puppies don't have enough of an effect to neutralize ALL Dog-related powers...You then deal 2 damage to Star's Phone!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Perfection cape && Tier-One = Tier-Zero (Level 20: 1/21)
Sadly, Zeroth tier is much harder to get to.
I think that each of those ideas is exponentially stupider, AND that as there is no longer any opponent boss...You fail to do literally anything relevant this turn at all. Way to go!...Yeah.
You know, you can probably just say 'I defect to X faction' if you really wanted to do that. At this point, the whole thing with sticking with the GS is done.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Crusher, experiencing one of the core issues in all things DTG: Our first, middle and last names, in order, are "Never Working Together."
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
sans's dodge chance takes 1 damage! This is represented by him losing 1% dodge!
sans's dodge chance is pretty rock-solid.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
The Snowball is not a literal snowball! It's just a guy who happens to figuratively snowball in effectiveness! Not like this makes it any less deadly for it. You deal 33,000 damage to the Snowball!
Your entities will do as you say! Vox Asterism summoned!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
...What?
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
You only toss around the wreckage of the Imperator-Battlefury has long destroyed it! However, because I 'forgot,' Richard now promptly takes 2 damage.
Dr. Andonuts will do as you say.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Sadly, Battlefury's earlier Hushpuppy severely weakens this ordeal to the point where UserZero wakes up shortly thereafter, unharmed and unfazed, clearly having seen worse-or so you think. In reality, as you magically find out now, UserZero tricked you into thinking that poisons, hallucinogens, and other such invasive chemicals, can actually HARM her. They don't. Ever. Any sort of poisoning is useless against her! She literally just took a nap on the spot!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Dualizer && Heaven's Gate && Devil's Sunrise = Dual Balance (AKA Heaven or Hell) (Level 12: 1/13)
UserZero refuses to answer for no real reason whatsoever.
You heal Star's Phone for 1 HP!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Sans dodges, as you would expect. His next attack blows them away because they're far too slow and get hit like a thousand times.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
The clown's gone!
Children of Fire && Gifts of Earth && Descendants of Water && Spices of Air && Division Sigil = Pseudo Inversion Sigil (Level 10: 1/11)
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
You deal an additional 6% to the Anti-Cooking Virus!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Xia-Li Polyslayer: If you can't get kills with this thing then something is fundamentally wrong with you as a fighter. I'm just going to lay this low-this is an Assault Rifle the Master Chief would approve of. It's rounds are incendiary bolts of death and it shreds whatever gets in the way; woe be the man who stands in front of this, for they are pretty much dead.
+6,500 HP to the Bling Tank!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Richard's practically prescient when it comes to this stuff. You don't have him fooled for an instant. You're basically not going to trick him. He's grown to distrust you. He'll KNOW if it's good (and godmod it into being good if it wasn't).
Either way, Welcome Back!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Ad Infinitum isn't THE Ad Infinitum! You just called it that. The Ad Infinitum that everyone will see if you advertise it as that is the Level 25 Transforming Saurite Scythe!
Dr. Andonuts coincidentally has Fortress (kudos to all who get this one because it's not a Earthbound/Halloween Hack reference) so the Lava means nothing and you forgot the turn the blender on, but the SALT!? He takes 11,000 damage from being salted!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
UserZero's blunt response to your exposure (which she already read) is to promptly summon them all. Their levels of horribleness and hatred towards each other inherent in all poor fiction cause them to destroy each other and anything close enough. Oh, we forgot; she summoned them inside your skull. You die! You'll need one post next turn respawning. She didn't clarify on the other part.
The Bling got some use out of it-more towards the intended purpose (an entity got superpowered) than anything else, but...Hey.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
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Tazz, two things. First, you missed my attack against sans. I used a 50 post charge to summon Captain Falcon and order him, but I also did an action myself.
It's the paragraph above where the Orange Text of Captain Falcon starts.
Second, do I get the Falcon Punch back, or am I going to need to wait the 8 turn charge time?
Probably the latter, but I want confirmation.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Wait, what does Call of MEKHANE or whatever actually do?
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Cleric Beast summoned! It will do as you say.
sans dodges. You don't quite know until you hear the cheap farting sound effect from within, signaling that he pulled another whope cushion trick.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Answer: R.I.P. In peace Imperator.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
50 would be a safe bet; anything less could work, but, well...Yeah. There's not many other ways to imply Effort other than XBOX Huge posts, and not everyone has that in them, so...Eh, neccesary evil.
The Dark Carnival, in short, worship Paradoxes, hoping to bring about the end of existence one way or another, because they very firmly believe that, after ending the 'falsehood,' their marvelous Juggalo heaven shall be found in the realm of the nonexistent and therein all the deceased may find happiness, merriment and peace. They have absolutely no accurate founding for any of this, mind, and some are just jerks, or too far gone in either Paradox-induced madness or just loneliness and despair. Don't feel too bad about killing them.
You draw The Star! This card desummons an entity, but the next time they appear, they'll gain 4 Add-Ons! The process will take 2 turns, during which time they can't be targeted AND can't do anything.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
sans slaps you straight in the face. He'll straight-up leave if this is the case-his grudge against Uzi is too great. That, and she has a MASSIVE HP Advantage and three charges in the works-I doubt the status quo you imply is going to last.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
I had forogtten that the Void Shields had already been brought down, so, as was already stated, your attack killed it!
sans blows the trumpet right into your ear! This makes all the music notes pass through you, administering death of a thousand cuts REALLY quickly. You die! He's NOT accepting this 'truce!'
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
I wouldn't have allowed this kind of thing in the first place, given previous circumstances. When the spoil drops, it's dead-and while I WOULD normally undo the kill on grounds like the ones mentioned (stat inaccuracy), given the, err, 'backdrop' to everything this just wasn't gonna fly.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
You forgot about the part where the nuke would be a silver-plated Relish Nuke, bejeweled with diamonds and emeralds, and that his mortal enemies would voluntarily be strapped to it. Bar the godmodders, who suck that hard.
The Imperator was already dead! Your charge is hithero unspent!
sans just has the gasterblasters, in a burst of speed, blow you up. No Truce! His hatred of UserZero is just FAR too intense to care, and while Richard isn't any ally of his by a long shot...Yeah he just hates Uzi MUCH more than Richard. (Granted, there was no way he'd join AZ given Richard heads it)
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
sans cheerily adds +9 to his dodge right back.
Star's Armored Phone || Sattelite Dish = Star's Armored Sattelite Dish (Level 5: 3/6)
Close enough...I think.
Star: Viridi called. Yes, HER. She was raging about not to make Reset Bombs-SHE's the only one who will be doing that, ever. Now, it'll hardly stop you, but if you go ahead with it, well...
Small Nuke && Flowers II Grass II Mushrooms II Saplings II Bone Meal = Reset Bomb (Level 15: 2/16)
The 'Save The Earth' charge, as well as anything else that requires Great Effort (IE Saving the Earth or Decorrupting the Evidence) will be somewhat exempt from decay rules because of its nature, BUT, no other charges in the meanwhile! You must hold it until at least two others hit max charge, whereupon you can get things started. You can't use it for ANYTHING else-granted, you have two other charge slots so this isn't the end of time or anything.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
30,000 damage to Steven!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
First off: ROBLOX has been a thing for a while, mate. Second off: UserZero has definitely played it, allowing her totall\ evasion of your entire attack...IF, third off, you hadn't already used this in Pain and Suffering, causing the Curse of RepetetivenessTM to blow this attack out of the water! No copying!
He'll do as you say.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Steven takes 20,000 damage!
Considering who that may be, err, yes, her powers over the not-at-all-aptly named Twilight Majjyks would be extremely devastating, though it is possible that the godmodders could still neutralize her handily. But that's just theoreticals.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Boom Drones attached! They'll only work for Dr. Boom-if he goes, well, they'll still be a thing, but 1,000 damage to 2 random enemies is pretty weak. (a 20% heal is decisively NOT.)
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
You draw the last card (mistakes were made), the Sun! This will heal you for 6 HP and deal 20,000 damage to all entities in a faction of your choice!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Terra Firma && Energy Condenser = Magna Firma Orbis Terrae(Level 15: 1/16)
Earth Majjyks && Energy Condenser = Greater Orb of Earth (Level 10: 1/11)
Earth Majjyks && Glass Orb = Orb of Earth (Level 5: 1/6)
Reminder = Level 10 is generally considered the levels of Infinity +1 Swords. Heck, things lower than that have been considered Infinity +1 swords. Hence, why Terra firma's Orb-condensed form got an awesome Latin name.
5,500 damage to Dr. Andonuts!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Tendril of an Outer God ++ Alchemiter = ERROR! IMPROPER SYNTAX! Use && ((And)) or || ((Or))!
It appears that even Nyarly can't defeat the Improper Syntax issue.
No Cards left! Though, no game of Pazzak either.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
The Snowball isn't actually a a literal snowball! He's just a guy! But fire REALLY does hurt, so 11,000 damage to the Snowball! WEll, if he wasn't likely dead a this point anyways; the way sans attacks it can get really hard to tell.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Deadraw: This interesting shield, seemingly made of a single round stone (a very big stone, mind) draws corpses (biological only) to itself to strengthen itself and reapir itself. If you're reasonably good at killing things, this should be pretty hard to break in a single shot. Bad if you intend to have any corpses of lovers nearby, though..
SCP-882 can't target Mega Fatty because of Iron Chef, but it'll target the Hulk and do as you say!
4,000 damage to the Hulk! +4,000 HP to SCP-882!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts! He then nods at you.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Richard pretends as if the Engie Drone doesn't exist.
No more cards to draw!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Battlefury, if he does this again and I don't catch it myself, please continue to do this kind of thing so he doesn't get away with it.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
Huehuehuehue. 18,000 damage to Steven!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
15,000 damage to Steven!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
sans politely declines, citing reasons of being far too busy for that, which is an answer you hadn't thought of but have implicitly given! No-one plays the drinking game, and you feel sad and lonely.
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts!
The willingness to make a coherent sidequest without GM assistance. That's what you need for a sidequest.
You deal 3% Integrity damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus!
sans deals 1 damage to Conservation and Joshua, 1% damage to the Anti-Cooking Virus (and thus 100 damage to the Imperator), and 1,000 damage to Steven, the Snowball and Dr. Andonuts! This manages to obliterate the Anti-Cooking Virus!
You can't interact with Dreamy Dark Bowser, so 6,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts!
I'd say that's not terribly broken, as the thunder will be really weak, as will the automatons. Both Terrain and Weather summoned!
For whatever reason sans doesn't attack this particular turn.
sans now loses the ability to attack during nullposts not made by the faction he is currently attacking. (his gasterblasters don't count).
EXOS +1s all GS Players. I +1 everyone for the furthered delays.
The death of 3 PZ entities by sans finally becomes very obvious, and the battlefield is shoved back by 30 blocks!
The Deck's Cards currently in the discard Pile turn to molten lava and then explode violently. The cards you currently have as players are incredibly hot, but apparently you holding them is slowing down the process enough to play them-and they WILL get played by next turn, so pick your targets now if you have one!
The Toby Dog hits Ultra Greed again, targeting twice for 3% Integrity Damage in total ((5/4)x2 rounded up)! sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! The Nightmare smashes Yuzita for 4.2 GB damage, then gains +3,500 attack! sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! Dr. Boom rolls 2, then 1, which means BOOM BOOM BOOM then Let The Games Begin! First, Dr. Boom's signature weapon (which should be captain obvious territory at this point) is suddenly teleported to the faces of the 3 GS players AND Mettaton! The 3 Players take 2 damage each, while Mettaton's switch is flipped by the blast, turning him into Mettaton EX! As stated, his HP has taken a significant drop from the planned attempt. THEN, Dr. Boom summons in 10 more BoomBots! sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! The other 10 BoomBots deal 5,000 damage to-wait, nope. Got blocked by the Stone Barricade. As a note: Kamikaze, despite the name, is not a suicide attack-they'll only go if Dr. Boom's Remote Detonation special kicks in. sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! The Boom Drones do their pathetic attack against the Nightmare, summoning a Nightmare Crystal and dealing 1,000 damage to it. They then passively heal Dr. Boom for 20,000 HP. sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! Yuzita's coding powers run into the surprising problem of sans' dodge chance DODGING THE VIRUS, but somehow still subtracting 1% as is the norm. She then suffers another 2 GB loss, before the Radiation expires. sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit!
Dreamy Dark Bowser prepares to exploit his hard shell to parry the first attack to hit him, and then counterattack whoever did it! sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! The GS Players decide to try to kill Asterism before he can obtain the Vox (which would royally suck for Twin), and dole out 60,000 damage to Asterism! Except, that's healing, because INVERSION. Dr. Boggle loses 3 HP to Radiation! Or facepalming. It can be hard to tell. sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! SCP-882 summons 5 Legates to help with the shortage, then inflicts 3 Stacks of MEKHANE on the Hulk! sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! The Broken Church acts: The Neos give 882 + 3,000 HP, with a smaller group giving the Hulk 1,000 damage! The Legates Standardize themselves, adding 100 HP to their totals! Finally, the Maxwellists deal 3,600 damage to the Hulk! sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! The Avenger deploys 10 more Rookies and 6 elites: 1 of every type except Specialists, who get 2 instead. The 10 Rookies already present draw fire from their allies, giving a non-cumulative 10% chance of taking the shot for an ally! sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit!
Ultra Greed buys and uses Bling Volcano, creating a storm of gems! It hits everyone for 10,000 damage...Except Dark Bowser, who only takes 1,000, THEN slams into Ultra Greed twice for a total of 10,000 damage! This generates 11 pennies! He then uses Cash Tank, making himself invulnerable until next turn and generating 4 pennies. The Integrity check, to his immense detriment, rolls a critical fail (1)! This snaps him out of Cash Tank AND deals another 5,000 damage! Ow. And then Radiation kicks in for 2,500 damage. Well, at least he got Bling Volcano. sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! Curac and Leicteron correct their uncertanties, and Curac sets about Star's Phone, ready to counterattack anything that hits it! sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! Leicteron primes his only PZ matter! sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! Asterism recieves The Vox, transforming into Vox Asterism and healing to full! Of course, his charges have totally reset, but he's REALLY dangerous now. sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! Maurice claws into Love, dealing 3 damage, subtracting 1 from Armor! sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! Fenris Sun-Eater uses Burning Red on Dr. Ardonunts!...Uh, I have literally no information to work with, so I'll instead just say Dr. Ardonuts turns an unhealthy shade of beet red while being clawed to death by Fenris, dealing 35,000 damage and somehow setting him aflame for 2 turns, assuming he survived. sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! Star's Phone continues gathering Evidence. A more obvious glitch effect is also witnessed around the phone, briefly-this warrants investigation, and fast. sans deals 1,000 damage to Steven and Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit!
Zarod uses Maggot Spit on Steven! I really don't need to describe it beyond these words four: This action kills Steven! This pushes the fight back another 10 blocks! The Light Magician regens 4 MP before using Light Recharge, regening another 18 MP! sans deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! The Nuclear Throne uses King Me, gaining Steroids and thus the Nuclear Muscles perk-this one gives the Nuclear Throne double action on top of the Minicrits. sans deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! The Bling Tank fires on Engie after the delay last turn, dealing 5 damage, counting Armor! sans deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! Tarkus fires a barrage of Missles at the GS side, dealing 3,000 damage to the Stardust Monolith, the Avenger and offing 3 Maxwellists! sans deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! Mettaton EX offers a good first impression and performs a stylish series of explosive attacks on Dr. Boggle, dealing 4 damage! sans deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit!...Then they both do it again, as Ampersand has done nothing except deciding to continue his previous action! Captain Falcon decides to let the bad first impression NOT slow him down and give Love a taste of the old Raptor Boost, dealing 5 damage, minus one from Armor! sans deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! The Cleric Beast smashes Yuzita with the absolute pain that is the difficulty of Bloodborne, dealing 4.0 GB damage! sans deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit!
The Tombstones destroy 12 of Dr. Boom's boombots! sans deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! The Wizenend Hag destroys a Stone Barricade in attempting to slice up Dr. Boggle! sans deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit!
Joshua is Respawning! sans deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! The Hulk Goomba Stomps Fenris for 30,000 damage! sans deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! Mega Fatty practices Sumo Wrestling with Ultra Greed, dealing 3,000 damage! sans deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! Love counterattacks Maurice for 20,000 damgae! sans deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit! Dr. Andonuts, enraged that sans brought him that low that fast, tries, but fails, to take his life. sans deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit!
Richard +2s Talist and Toast, and as they receive their assists they notice Richard pocketing a book, though neither of them can quite make out what it is. After this, he summons a firing squad of Skeletons around sans! He dodges it all with ease, but before he can really do anything else, they fire at him again, forcing him to dodge again and give them an earful with his trumpet, destroying them! sans then deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit!
UserZero +4s all PZ players...And all PZ entity charges! Then, she fires a flare gun of multiple colors right into the air. Everyone braces themselves for a big attack-this is the cue for a ton of weirdos to pour out of some quickly-made portals! Everyone gets a glimpse of the Dimension of Random that is 953, before it all shuts itself. You size up your new foes: One is a seemingly normal man, until you notice his turban, fingers, toes and tongues are all made out of Kazoos and he semlls strongly of Garlic and Lime Juice! Another is a pair of Winter gloves clamped around a giant set of headphones, pumping out Country Music like there's no tomorrow-except all the Country music is about MATH! Then there's the Dentist with massive toothbrushes for legs, dental floss for whip-like arms, and DS chargers for eyes! To round off a quartet of weirdness, we have a floating sphere that looks like the Google Chrome Icon that occasionaly opens up to reveal a tentacled beasty made entirely of screaming vampiric lemurs! The Kardinal Kazoomeister, Southfrie, Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr, and Logoog Lempire the 909901th summoned! as everyone adjusts, SCP-882 is suddenly slammed by the flare from before-turns out, it was actually a Piano covered in flares. SCP-882 takes 50,000 damage! sans then deals 1,000 damage to Dr. Andonuts! Ampersand follows suit!
sans doesn't change pattern but DOES change targets, switching for the AZ camp! To kickstart that, his Gasterblasters fire, obliterating Maurice from existence!
Godmodder477: I can tell, he's slowed down a lot!
Godmodder477: And he's done so much damage! And doubtless he'll turn red the instant I can hit him...But the sooner he gets out of our hair the better I say!
Godmodder477: Just attack him some more, I'd say around 15 or so attacks, and I can actually take a fair shot at this guy and end his ridiculous gimmick!
The Terrain spawns in a Clockwork Gadget! This one looks like the most stereotypical laser beam ever, if it was made by steampunk artists. The Lightning bolts from the storm slam the weaker Tombstone, dealing 5,000 damage and giving him a stack of MEKHANE.
The Lowdown: OK, some necessary info on the new entities. Kazoomeister can only attack every other turn (Kazootale) so his primary strength is through endurance; Soutfrie's 1st special is actually 2 specials in one, but he can only use one special per charge; Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. will die of having no PhDs (which is good as his defense is average, which means he's absolutely impossible to kill otherwise), BUT every PhD lost will add +1 charge to his Forbidden Factoids charge and his PhDs are invulnerable to standard attacks; you must prove your knowledge to destroy PhDs. (not to like actual doctorate level, just stuff like Trivia will suffice); finally, Lempire's Lemur Concentration is a measure of its ability to attack, and reducing it to 0 will render it harmless, though its special regenerates it. Nothing TOO special by entity standards.
The Itinerary:
Terrain: Sacred Anvil (Generates weak Clockwork Automatons and Gadgets)
Weather: Sacred Hammer (Shoots lightning at 1-3 entities per turn)
[???]Cards: Star (Talist), Sun (Hezetor), 2 of Diamonds (Toast), Hanged Man (Pricey)
[???] Clockwork Gadgets: Steampunk Blaster.
[N] 1st Gateway: Indestructible. TECHNICALLY. Control panel: 20,000/20,000 HP. (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block when at 1 HP). Summoning: IIIII
[N] 2nd Gateway: "Indestructible." Control Panel busted! Giving +25% HP, Def and Atk to Mega Fatty, Verdana, and Love!
[N] Toby Dog 29,000/100,000 HP. 100% Integrity. Does Integrity damage. Double Action! Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Rewrite: III Patch Quilt: III, Dummied out: IIIIII Musical Masterpiece: IIIIIII
[N] The Nightmare: 6/10 HP. Spawns Nightmare crystals when attacked, but can't take damage from being attacked. Attack rises with every successful attack dealt. (ATK Raise: 21,000). Nightmare Crystal: 4,000/5,000 HP.
[N] Dr. Boom: 115,000/200,000 HP. Double-Action! Stunned! THE FINAL COUNTBOMB: IIIII BoomBots: 500/500 HP x8. Boom Drones: 75,000/75,000 HP. Restore 20% of the owner per turn.
[N] Yuzita Rukura: 145,000/145,000 EHP. Coding Drive: 223.8 GB. Boost: 1.2. Code Defense: YES.
[N] The Contract: Releases powerful forces of Revolution when the Government is destroyed...The latter is not present. Until then, invincible.
[GS] Dark Dreamy Bowser: 55,500/90,000 HP (Multiplier: .75; 1.50 when Right arm is out). Left Arm: 13,500/13,500 HP. Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead) Entity Grab: II Right Arm: 17,800/17,800 HP. Guards Dark Bowser's weakpoints! Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead!). Triple action altogether-shorten it by removing his limbs! Shy Guy Airtub Summoning: IIIII Dreamy Minion Horde Summoning: IIIIIIII Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Action: Defend against first attack, then counter. Hard.
[GS-PL] TheMinMaxnificent18STR: 15/20 HP. Real Man: III
[GS-PL] Dr.Omnidisciplinaryman McMindboggle: 6/20 HP. Radiation: I PhD in EVERYTHING: III
[GS-PL] -STRIKE THE EARTH-: 15/20 HP. FOR SHOVELRY: III
[GS] SCP-882: 7,000/120,000 HP. Inflicts Call of MEKHANE instead of attacking. Spawns members of the Broken Church per turn. Action: give 3 Stacks of Mekhane to the Hulk!
[GS] Broken Church: (will go on a rampage if SCP-882 is killed).
Neo-Mekhanites: 1,000/1,000 HP x 37. HP. Bent on healing SCP-882!
Cogwork Legates: 1,100/1,100 HP x 18. Bent on self-heals and HP buff!
Maxwelllists: 1,000/1,000 HP x 33. Bent on attacking! Action: Murderificate Dr. Andonuts!
[GS] The Avenger: 197,000/200,000 HP. Airborn. Spawns 10 Rookies every turn. Docking Bay: Empty. Elite Squad Drop: II Alien Clone Drop: III Scientific Progression: III Defend This House: III PAUSED, NOT SHOT DOWN. Rookies: 1/1 HP x20; 10 poorly defending GS entities! Ranger: 10/10 HP, 25% dodge. Specialists: 10/10 HP x2. Grenadier: 10/10 HP. Sharpshooter: 10/10 HP. Psi Op: 10/10 HP.
[GS] Stardust Monolith: 47,000/50,000 HP. Stardust Sentinel: III
[GS] John: 15/15 HP. Current forme: Beast. 10% Minicrit Chance, 75% Minicrit Chain chance. Forms: Beast, Spellcaster.
[AZ] Ultra Greed: 17,500/150,000 HP. 82% Integrity! At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, takes 1/4 damage and gets 2 attacks. Bank: 24/150 Pennies. Purchases: Bling Cleansing, Bling Volcano. Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Keepers: 7,500/7,500 HP x4. Greed Gapers: 1,000/1,000 x 20. Purchased: Bling Cleansing. Radiation: I Red: Double Action!
[AZ] Cuarc: 4/4 HP. 435% Position Uncertainty, 565% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 2/3. (PZ-PZ) Action: Attack anyone that attacks Star's Phone!
[AZ] Leictreon: 4/4 HP. 435% Position Uncertainty, 565% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 2/3 (GS-GS) Primed Matter: 1/3 (PZ').
[AZ] Vox Asterism: 200,000/200,000 HP. Shatter: III Sensory Deprevation: IIIII Godhead: IIIIIII. Bombs: 2. Inversed: I
[AZ] Fenris Sun-Eater: 150,000/180,000 HP. Very Evasive (30%). Crimson heartbeat: II Burning Red: III Ruby Mind Eater: IIII Counters all missed attacks. Action: Use Burning Red on Dr. Andonuts!
[AZ] Star's Armored Phone: 6/10. Can only take 2 damage per attack. Gathers data against UserZero until death! Data collection: 5 turns worth of info thus far.
[AZ] Zarod: 200,000/200,000 HP. Grasping Dead: II Maggot Spit: IIII Strangle: III Execute: IIIIIII
[AZ] Light Magician: 150,000/185,000 HP. 44/75 Mana. Light Recharge: III
[AZ] The Nuclear Throne: 200,000/200,000 HP. Throne Statues: x10. Nuclear Generator: III Guardian: II King Me: IIII Nuclear Steroids: III
[AZ] Bling Tank: 86,500/120,000 HP.
[AZ] Tarkus: 250,000/250,000 HP. .75x multiplier on all incoming damage; Has chance to disobey non-attacking orders. Main Cannon Rage: III Mad Rush: IIIII
[AZ] Mettaton EX: 120,000/120,000 HP.
[AZ] &mpersand: 194,000/194,000 HP. Can mimic entities. Mimicing: sans. Struggle Count: 0. Good Memory: III Bad Memory: III Merge: IIIII Action: Keep Mimicing sans! gasterblasters: 3/3 HP x3.
[AZ] Captain Falcon: 175,000/175,000 HP. Show Me Ya Moves: IIIII Come On! Yes!: III FALCON PUNCH!: IIIIIIII
[AZ] Cleric Beast: 250,000/250,000 HP. Very evasive (30% dodge chance). Rage: [||||||||||] Enraged Swipes: III Spine-chiling Howl: IIII Brutalize: IIIIII
[AZ] Hezetor: 20/20 HP. 3 Armor. Hyper-Evasive (50%). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Phantom Walker (Occasional Agony Stacks), 1st ESFB (Super-Evasive), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IIII).
[AZ] Talist: 10/20 HP. Mood: N/A (1/3 Mind.).
[AZ] crystalcat: 15/20 HP. +1 Armor from Guardmail
[AZ] Toast: 20/20 HP. Currently Red.
[AZ] The Golem: 20/20 HP. +1 Armor from Temmie Armor.
[AZ] Tombstones: 30,000/30,000 HP x1; 17,200/30,000 HP x1. Call of MEKHANE: IIIII
-REST IN SPAGHETTI, IMPERATOR. ITS PROBABLY WHAT YOU WANT. TO LITERALLY BE RESTING IN LITERAL SPAGHETTI. IT SEEMS APPROPRIATE FOR A CHEF-RELATED SUMMON TO HAVE ITS PHYSICAL SHELL BE FOREVER ENCASED IN ETERNAL SPAGHETTI. OH, YEAH: USERZERO PUSHES THE FIGHT BACK ANOTHER 50 BLOCKS FOR AN AZ BOSS DEATH. FORGOT TO MENTION IT THE FIRST TIME.-
[AZ] Wizened Hag (Guest Star): 125,000/125,000 HP. Into the Pot: IIII Taste the Stew: III Tenderize: II Seasoned to Perfection: IIIIIIII Call of Mekhane: IIIII
[AZ] Hag's Cauldron (Guest Star): 155,000/175,000 HP. Life Absorbed: 5,000 HP.
[PZ] Joshua: 0/19 HP. Lives: 1. Respawning! Element: Oblivion (He switched on his last breath-cutting to the chase, aren't we?). Mystery Charge: IIIII
[PZ] The Hulk: 179,500/300,000 HP. Evasive (20%). 10% chance to attack teammates. Call of Mekhane: IIIII
[PZ] Mega Fatty: 50,000/275,000 HP. Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Call of Mekhane: IIIII
[PZ] Love: 35/50 HP, 1 Armor. Mass Heal: III Arrow Rain: III Rebirth: IIIII Action: Attack the Imperator!
[PZ] Dr Andonuts: 26,500/250,000 HP, Phase: Ice, PSI gorrilakill ฮฉ: IIIII, PSI Flash ฮฉ/PSI Fire ฮฉ/PSI Freeze ฮฉ/PSI Ground ฮฉ/Status Down ฮฉ:* II PSI Blind ฮฉ/PSI Firestorm ฮฉ/PSI Blizzard ฮฉ/PK Starstorm ฮฉ/Complete Weakness ฮฉ: IIIIIIII Burning: II
[PZ] Kardinal Kazoomeister: 55/55 HP. Kazootale: II General: III
[PZ] Southfrie: 100% Rythym. Dies at 0% Rythym. Beatdown/Mathematical: IIII What time is it?!: IIIII
[PZ] Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr: 35/35 PhDs. 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999/999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 HP. Peppershaker: II Forbidden Factoids: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[PZ] Logoog Lempire the 909901th: 30/30 HP, 5 AC. +1 HP Regen. 10,000% Lemur Concentration. High Stakes: IIIII
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 10/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[AZ-ฮณ] Godmodder477: 24/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 112/150 HP. Custodian: III Huntdown: IIIII Terminology: IIIIII
[GS-ฮ] sans: 1/5 HP. Aggrivatingly Evasive (113%). Current Target: AZ Current Pattern: Trumpeteer. Auto-hits Airborn targets, +50% dodge to grounded ones. Gasterblasters: 3/3 HP x178.
Distance to Yggdrasil: 3930 (forgot the contribution from Star's efforts last turn, BUT the Imperator's death sets it back. This game, man.)
Link to the Forge Thread! Please go here for any questions you need to ask, or any other possible nullpost-worthy item, to cut down on nullposts.
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: READY. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||] Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||] Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
[|||||||] Decayed Heart: RECHARGING. Owner: crystalcat [AZ]
[|||||||||| |||||||||| ||||||||||] Alchemical Symbol: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[|||||||] Weath Ray: READY. Owner: Battlefury13 [PZ]
[||||] Cutlery of the Cooking Gods: READY. Owner: Battlefury13 [PZ]
I keep working onto rebuilding the earth 23/50
I start doing a level system based on rudisplorking 2/50
And I start helping consumer of all to become a godmodder 2/50
alchemies
The Reinforcement && Book of support && Warp Zone gives Zone of Control 9/11
School of necromancy && The blasting pages && Green blood gives WISE FROM YO GWAVES 9/11
Then I try infinity of love && Damaged Transmutation field alternator gives ??? 1/??
I help proof of concept(three times)
Then I ask the GM which world are those dogs pictures not supposed to belong.
Do they disturb anybody?
After that I use T1 to cast irresistible dance on the beefiest AZ thing.
\==STATUS==/ POST 1/2
XSlayer300 ????/????
The Sword 15/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 15/50 (NO ASSIST!)
A Flower 2/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 2/50 (NO ASSIST!)
Inbound ??/?? ==========?????========== CHARGING ??/?? (NO ASSIST!)
\==ACTIONS==/
-Player Actions-
Charging: The Sword 15/50
A Flower 2/50
Inbound ??/??
Assisting: "To save the earth, 1 charge at a time"
I now fire my Minigun to sans. Performing a Double-Tap to him, the minigun sprays rainbow meteorids right at him.
\==STORY/RP==/
Now, the sword shines very brightly. But since the Titan is destroyed, the sword shines more bright than before.
Pieces are taking the shape of the sword, but it will take time.
XSlayer300 notices that the Titan is destroyed.
"WHAT THE!? This is not good, AZ push and advance! We must continue without our Titan!"
XSlayer300 begins to summon something else.
*flashback*
"These 4 Stones carry very powerful powers. Making it dangerous to the wrong hands. If anyone touches it or uses it. He or She will be Destroyed."
\==ETC==/
/NA
\==INVENTORY==/
Offensive:
Rainbow Minigun [iiiii] 0/5
Summoners:
Radio
Rainbow Chest
Misc:
Card, 2 of Hearts. (Heals half of the max HP of the Entity.)
The beginning of the 5 Origins, and Undertale Madness.
The rest of them:
http://pastebin.com/dAiKBKaX
The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 6/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 6/16
Real Knife && Determination = Termination (You cant spell Determination without Termination, after all) 3/??? .lv.
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I realized i died to sans. I put on a trollface mask and laugh at ire for a second time.
Rip omega counter.
===== Plot Relevent items to be crafted
The Hero's Sword && Villains Edge = Storylines Edge lv. 25
The Hero's sword && Undyne's Spear && Determination = Undying Lv. 25
useful stuff goes here=====================
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Rule Breaker [0]
The Hero's Sword [10]
Temmie Helm [10]
Charges========
Enchanting the D13x13 + D13 Attack determination Dice 21/50
2/50 RAT was eated by CAT
Battle Against a True Seadog: 6/50
3+ to engie
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
2/50 Command Bonus (+1 me, +1 my factory)
24/50 Nexar Spawner (+1 me)
21/50 Avatar Project (+1 me, +10 charge token, +1 nulitor)(since the other thing didn't work out, I am just taking all the charge bonuses and putting them here)
Ender Hook || Gravity Gun == Block Redirector (Level 5: 3/6)
Psi-Amp: SCP-155 chip || Shield Generator == Stasis (Level 9: 3/10)
Cube Drone Schematic && Shock Drone Schematic == Barrier Drone Schematic (1/??)
Barrier Drone Schematic: A schematic for a new type of drone designed around being able to project hard-light barriers. These barriers are not exclusively for defense, however, as they can be launched into targets at super-high velocity to inflict extreme damage.
Alright, so Crusher48 has made a big enough mess of things already, so I decide to throw a small device at his feet. By the time he figures out what it is, it will already have sent him away for retraining (which will hopefully mean when he comes back with a levelling system, he has an actual chance to win). Idiot.
I also attempt to figure out how much charge I would need to make a mistake catcher device to defend against a very dangerous threat. This device would, when presented with a mistake, would require either that the mistake be corrected, or that charge tokens be given out to compensate the victims of the mistake for whatever they ended up losing (in cases where fixing the mistake would derail the plot or ruin the game in some way). It would give the GM reasonable discretion as to what is and isn't a mistake (I know that a lot of times people can think things are a mistake when really they aren't (such as the idiot Crusher)), can be activated by anyone who notices a mistake (potentially including the GM if someone else messes up an entity's stats somehow or if he realizes he forgot to give an entity its damage bonus last EOTB), and does not work in cases where someone's intent was to mess up the GM (so if someone makes stats confusing to intentionally trip up the GM (since some people (looking at you again Crusher48) would probably try it) and cause a mistake, they lose the right to try to use the mistake catcher to ask for "compensation"). If the answer is either zero, one, greater than 50, or that it is outright impossible, I instead put the charge into developing a passive command bonus to boost the GS team. This should avoid any issues with mistakes screwing up the game in the future, while also preventing any abuse of the sort that something of this sort could potentially cause. And no, it doesn't apply retroactively.Wait, I think I found the real reason for the mistake. See my next post for more details (and no, Tazz, it isn't related to you).
Now, for the important business at hand: making sure sans actually can defend against everything. Right now, once his dodge goes below 100% one lucky roll will kill him, and luck has never been in our favor. To boost his evasion, I turn to the tried-and-true method of a Death Course. Except this time, the death course's idea is reversed: instead of decimating him, it is going to break him down, then boost his ability even further by pushing it to the limit. So basically, Training From Hell via Death Course. Don't worry though, sans, I made sure that anything that would do damage instead just teleports you back to the start of that phase of the training with no actual damage sustained. Or do worry, even with your hardcore dodging skills you might spend hours in the course before making it through.
Phase 1: Hitbox Shrinking: I find a ton of hardcore bullet hell games and drop sans into the hardest possible mode. Bullets fill the screen, overwhelming sans as he is subjected to his own favorite tactic. At first, he gets eliminated very easily, but after sufficient attempts, he begins to learn the "shrink your hitbox to one pixel technique", and finally gets through the bullet hell gauntlet after fifty or so attempts.
Phase 2: Defensive Shields: sans suddenly finds himself slowed to a crawl as a result of a rather nasty slowness 6 effect that was randomly applied on him. He then takes an arrow to the knee, and goes down. However, when he respawns, he finds something that can help him: a pair of energy bracers capable of generating a nigh-impenetrable energy shield (the "traditional shield made out of energy variant", not the "impenetrable all-around bubble shield variant"). He uses them to block the incoming arrow (as arms are not slowed down by a slowness effect, only by a mining fatigue effect), but then comes under attack by a barrage of arrows, gunfire, guys with swords, and creepers in all directions. In order to survive this assault, he must learn how to use these energy shields, anticipate attacks before they are even fired, mantain effective counterattacks while using the shields, and manage his shield energy carefully (certain powerful attacks can overwhelm them, but they can still hold out for just long enough to allow him to dodge the attacks). After he defeats the Wither final boss (who shows the value of deflector shields with his use of a new unavoidable area burst attack), he moves on.
Phase 3: Close Combat/Pattern Recognition: sans next arrives in the Dark Souls world. He must complete the entire game on one life: if he dies, he restarts all the way back at the beginning. To make it at least a little fair for him, he has access to the Dark Souls Wiki to look up information on enemy bosses to avoid trial-and-error gameplay, can use the tricks he has already picked up (his lightning-fast dodges, his hitbox-shrinking maneuver, and his shield blocking abilities (albeit with an actual shield instead of an energy shield)), and has the normal hitpoint bar of a Dark Souls player (so he can actually take a little damage from things with unavoidable attacks). He fights his way through this brutally hard game on only his third try.
Phase 4: Counterattacks: sans teleports into 2fort. A Heavy shows up and attempts to gun him down with his minigun, and though sans dodges it he dies anyways. What the heck? It turns out that this game is rigged: sans is forced to restart if the enemy fires on him, no matter if he dodged the attack or not. After a few runs, he figures out a way to defend himself: if he can kill the enemy before they get a chance to fire, he never dies. Once he kills the heavy, he is then beset upon by an army of Bots of all kinds. He must defend himself against the assault by employing his incredible skill with mass-area attacks to kill all the bots, because if one so much as gets a chance to fire on him, he dies. After finally beating the Spy bot that kept ambushing him from stealth before he could counter effectively, he moves on.
Phase 5: Anti-Psionics: After blowing up an army of bots, sans finds himself in a chamber 50 meters long and 10 meters wide, with a one-way force-field present halfway down the corridor preventing him from proceeding. On the other end of the corridor is XCOM's most feared Psi Operative, Annette Durand. She pulls out a plasma rifle (the XCOM 2 version), and begins firing. Sans being who he is, he effortlessly dodged the initial assault. However, Durand then lets go of the rifle with one hand and pulls out a highly-advanced Alien Psi Amp with that hand. While still firing the plasma rifle wildly in an attempt to nail sans with a lucky shot, she also unleashes a devastating psychic attack. Over his first few attempts, sans is consecutively frozen in time until Durand lines up a kill-shot, has his brain exploded by a surge of psychic energy, is mind-controlled and forced to stop dodging, has his whole head exploded by psychic energy, is blown apart by a directional telekinetic shockwave, and has his brain fried by psychic energy again (Durand really like frying enemy brains with psionics). Eventually, however, he gains a truly ridiculous amount of psionic defense (also take note of the fact that his innate resistances from being a godmodder were weakened to make it even more difficult for him to defend against the barrage), allowing him to survive for 300 seconds before the force-field deactivates, allowing him to take down Durand and finish this phase.
Phase 6: Clairvoyant Defense: sans arrives on what looks like the main DTG battlefield, but he knows it isn't. However, he is attacked out of nowhere by something completely random (apparently a cat grenade) and blows up. With his pure instinctual dodging apparently not working, he realizes that the psychic ability that he used to defend against Durand could also be used to detect incoming attacks in all directions. Once he figures this out, he is able to effortlessly dodge all incoming fire by predicting it ahead of time, and is also able to use this to effectively "read" an entire attack before having to act to defend against the first part of it (which, like how clairvoyance worked with the Hyperstorm, should mean that super-large attacks will be less likely to succeed than weak attacks).
Phase 7: Shield Bullets: sans is given the ability to deflect incoming attacks by intercepting them with the bullets in his bullet hell attacks. He is going to need it too: an entire army of Orks arrives, and begins opening fire on him from all directions with incredible amounts of dakka. sans must use his bullet hell maneuvers defensively to avoid death as the Orks spray bullets everywhere. Making things harder is the fact that they spray out way too many bullets for him to defend against, so he has to prioritize which bullets can actually hit him and either block or dodge those while ignoring the rest.
Phase 8: Ignore: Suddenly, sans is caught in the hold of an enemy Death Trap! No matter what he does, the death trap kills him and forces him to restart, as it changes every time. However, he eventually realizes that the only reason he entered the death trap was due to the enemy making up some random reason. After that, he just ignores the random reason that he gets caught in the death trap, preventing the enemy from getting him into the trap.
Phase 9: GasterBlaster Shield: sans finds an army of gasterblasters, and uses them to protect himself against the enemy gasterblasters trying to destroy him, by using the allied gasterblasters as a barrier to stop him from being harmed.
Phase 10: Mirror Match: sans returns to the world of Undertale, where he finds... another sans? Yep, its a mirror match. Unlike the previous phases, this phase goes for a dozen rounds regardless of who wins, allowing sans (who gains the collective memory and abilities of both clones) to determine any remaining weaknesses he has and negate them.
After all this, sans returns to the battlefield with an insane array of new skills, perfect for making himself impossible to hit so that he can make everyone ragequit.