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...Uh. I mean, most people tend to drop off after a decent amount of time anyways, but heeeeeere goooooes!!!!
AZ: Nerds fighting the main antagonist, who recently blew up Earth (For the second but chronologically first time).
PZ: Dorks fighting the last main antagonist, who got the Earth blown up the first time.
GS: Derps fighting the last main antagonist without the help of the current main antagonist, probably plan on attacking main antagonist at some point. Kind of bad at their jobs.
N: People who don't really care either way.
H: Jerks who fight anyone.
Yggdrasil: A big tree at 0,0. Supposedly appears to those who realize Minecraft isn't actually a game. Current long-term objective, alongside fighting the main antagonist.
Alchemies: Thing && Other Thing = Thing+Other Thing Combo. Adds damage to basic attacks.
Charges: X/Z. Increments once per one of your posts. Can give +Y to others, boosting a charge of theirs by Y. When X=Z, charge can be used, presumably to do something awesome.
UserZero: Main antagonist. Blew up Earth and hates AZ/GS.
Godmodder477: Last main antagonist: Massive troll, ragequits.
Entities: A shameless pile of references to other things, most of the time. Kill them if they're not your friends.
Godmodders: Hard to hit. Keep whaling on them because that's basically the name of the game.
...And there you have it.
i was going to drop a biased comment full of propaganda, but this is just to true.
In other news, FNAC2 come out. Predictably, i was not stupid enough to play....
Because the game is so scary that i'm not even willing to go near the obviously-nightmarefueling wiki to get what i intend to be my next profile pic
/null
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Technically the GS team is the only team that can even be defined as somewhat close to a "good guy" faction. If either of the two other factions wins, planets and universes will blow up either way.
As I've said before: I'm not really taking issue with what your ultimate goal is. I'm taking issue with the specific manner in which you intend to achieve it.
/null, but I do disagree with your belief that the GS team are the good guys. Say what you will about Richard's life, but if you win, well...
"Could someone give me an estimate on how many paradox rolls would occur from three universes not being destroyed when they were supposed to? Because I think that would be somewhere in the quadrillions. Based on one universe...to say nothing of how badly you will screw things up if Richard dies here. Do you know what that means? DTG never existed, which means you never found out about it, which means you never actually came back to make sure Richard died, which means that two forum games on the TV Tropes site, one of which is still going on, a short lived MSPA game, a Wiki, an entire FORUM with multiple games on it, a game on the Terraria forums, and at least 5 GAMES ON THIS FORUM ALONE WOULD NEVER HAVE EXISTED. You would cause a ripple effect that would almost certainly give us a 1 on the paradox roll sooner or later, to say nothing of literally...every person that has ever visited the TV Tropes page or one of the forums. Let's say that's been 1000, which is probably small. You just interfered in all of their lives after the fact...and you're going to do this because you can't stomach the fact that Richard did things after going insane...newsflash, the other major godmodder here's ALREADY GONE INSANE!
Let's pretend that this is an alternate timeline for a second...first off, are you willing to take that chance? Second, you saw what Uzi just did. To spite us. She did that out of spite. If she actually had a reason, she'd probably blow up another world in a heartbeat.
Ugh, point is, your goals may be good, but you're not thinking through the consequences of your actions...and while not everyone on the AZ side may be good...well...there's at least me and Talist. Unless Talist decided not to be on the AZ side anymore...in which case, I'm still here."
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
Look, Fibsin, Tazz explicitly stated that the only things that'll really worry us is if Richard dies early and if he doesn't get O+. Other than that, we're free to murder him LATER. AS IN NOT NOW. BECAUSE MURDERING HIM NOW IS A TERRIBLE IDEA COUGH COUGH. /null
"Which is what I was saying in the first place! We are supposed to keep him alive right now, and these shortsighted fools are choosing not to follow that at the worst possible moment!"
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
Look, flubsnack, they're still trying to do good. Let it slide. It's not like most of us haven't entertained the idea of murdering him. Plus it never did anyone good to insult their pseudo-allies./null
For the record, I PM'd tazz, and he said the death of Richard would only create two paradoxes. two. at most. And that only happens if I fail to figure out how to stop the paradoxes in the first place.
Look, flubsnack, they're still trying to do good. Let it slide. It's not like most of us haven't entertained the idea of murdering him. Plus it never did anyone good to insult their pseudo-allies./null
Notice the quotation marks around my comments. That is Star speaking, who hasn't ever wanted to murder him...except for the time that just occurred. What would a "flubsnack" taste like anyways?
For the record, I PM'd tazz, and he said the death of Richard would only create two paradoxes. two. at most. And that only happens if I fail to figure out how to stop the paradoxes in the first place.
/null
Wow. Two. Really?
Wait...two paradoxes, but how many paradox rolls? Because for all I know, the paradoxes are the sudden nonexistence of DTG and DTG2, which would require..."...carry the 7...add the possibility of later sequels...divide by the number of silly jokes I'm making in this line of dialogue..."
/null
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
"Welcome to what we call the 0th Server, or a very bad mistake to join."
"While there's a lot of things that you could catch up on, the biggest thing you need to understand is what she just did."
Pit points to UserZero.
"She just blew up a universe, and a major one at that. No really, I have video proof that she did it. Research demands livefeed, so I have multiple copies of all feed coming off my screen."
"Anyone who wants to see that video proof of her destroying the universe: 3 Charge Points. Sorry, but I need to make a profit somehow, sales are going down considerably."
"But that's beside the point. You need to get a feel for everything."
Pit then gestures to the general direction the AZs are trying to go.
"That over there is Yggdrasil. UserZero will hurt you badly if you try to break into there. Don't."
"There are a total of four main factions in this battle."
"There's the AZ Team, who are siding with that guy Godmodder477 to help him take down UserZero and the standard allegiance for unidentified people.
There's the PZ Team, who are working with UserZero to stamp out the rebellion of Godmodder477 and his allies.
There's the GS Team, who currently are attempting to stop both of them and their goals.
And then there's the N "Team", which are just people that are not part of any side listed above, like me."
"You're kinda free to do what you want, and I don't care, but if you ever need me to help you out, please don't hesitate to ask."
"I need to make sure that all the Earth Refugees survive too. It's a thing involving my occupation."
/null
#heisunworthy
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
I am about to do something, when the god of pranks himself, SoFloAntonio, descends from the sky and utters a single phrase: "It's just a prank, bro."
The world begins to tremble, as tidal waves crash against the battlefield, volcanos erupt, meteors fall from the sky, someone kicks a puppy, wildfires start, nuclear explosives detonate across the battlefield, other bad stuff happens, and, in the midst of it all, a small piece of cardboard hits UserZero in the face.
The piece of cardboard is infused with the very essence of destruction.
"It's a prank bro, look, there's cameras."
Marvel of Machinery: 22/50
some loser: 15/25
Fire Axe && Solar Titan Essence && Solar Panel = Suntitan Panelaxe (9/11)
NEW: Spur && Mirror && Piece of Paper With the Infinity Symbol On It = Ad Infinitum (Level ???, 1/??)
UserZero counters with a laser blast from her eyes, a laser blast of pure creative energy! This causes the pure destructive energy within the Cardboard to violently react and explode!
Spur && Mirror && Piece of Paper With the Infinity Symbol On It = Ad Infinitum(AKA Reflection) (Level 15, 1/16).
Walker: Level 2, 881500 + however much health the Hyperstorm's shield had left before it got SMITE-d damage
+3 to battlefury13
Walker points out that Sans is currently targeting AG, and thus refuses to do the countermeasure that would stop Sans from doing what Sans does. Instead, he decides to get rid of the snow tank.
Yay Instantcharge: 10/10 (+4 from UserZero, +4 from battlefury13, +1 from compensation)
He immediately uses Yay Instantcharge to impale the snow tank on the end of his sword, swing it around a little, then toss it into a volcano, which promptly erupts, reducing the snow tank to little more than a whole bunch of water. Which Joshua then will probably incorporate into his attack when the EoTB rolls around eventually.
You expend a Charge Token and deal 40,000 damage to the Snow Tank!
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
Telum Warded Jar && Blacksmith's Briefcase = The Weaponcase (8/8)
Lux Warded Jar && Brightsteel = Luminite (6/9)
Invidia Warded Jar && Rune of Envy && SCP-1133-5 && 2x Electrum Shears = Twin Shears of Leviathan (5/13)
Lucrum Warded Jar && Rune of Greed && SCP-1133-3 && Silver Spoon = Mammon's Spoon (1/13 probably)
Lucrum Warded Jar: Contains 64x Lucrum, the aspect of Greed.
Rune of Greed: From Botania.
SCP-1133-3: A yellow fluid that is the essence of greed.
Silver Spoon: A spoon from the Spoon Mod, except it is made of silver. These spoons can break both pickaxe and shovel materials.
Module Action
Module Descriptions
- - : Generating light level 40.
- - : 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into , 5,000 EMC into .
- - : 51,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from . Transferring no EMC.
- - : Condensing nothing. 39,965/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from .
- - : Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal and 1 Tracking Rocket Chainsaw. Receiving items from .
- - : Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to .
- - : 816,632/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from . Transferring 106 EU per post to .
- - : Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from .
- - : Being powered and operated by .
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (36/50) (+1 from Tazz)
Project M12-The Typographer (24/50) (+1 from Tazz)
Project M13-ON THE OTHER SIDE (30/50) (+9 from Generic, +1 from Tazz)
+3 to TwinBuilder
Action
I call in the Fully Factual Facts. Immediately, 125,000 EAS Drones emerge from an epic portal of fire made of broken laser-cars burning in dihydrogen monoxide. These EAS Drones fire Fully Factual Facts laced with EAS Tones at Steven and Steven alone.
"It's time for FULLY FACTUAL FACTS!"
"Did you know [CENSORED MEMETIC REALLY SUCKY VIRUS VECTOR] is made from [MEMETIC ROFLCOPTER SEIZURE AGENT]?"
"Did you know the Illuminati is confirmed?"
"Did you know that Microsoft Sam secretly likes baloney sandwiches, Windows Vista and Highway Cookies?"
"Did you know that gold and bacon are both inferior to cow dump?"
"Did you know that the Ancient Joke Police has been seized by the NSA?"
Immediately, the Ancient Joke Police, Microsoft Sam, Gold and Bacon show up to the scene, looking incredibly angry at the insults being thrown their way. The EAS Drones switch to pure EAS Tones just in time. Sirens ring out as the Ancient Joke Police seizes Steven, thinking he initiated the Fully Factual Facts.
Microsoft Sam proceeds to fire upon Steven with his dual ROFL-47s. Gold and Bacon proceed to go on a rant about which of their signature items is better.
BudderthekidMC: DID U JUST SAY GOLD
A random time travelling annoying SkyDoesMinecraft fanboy from the era of annoying SkyDoesMinecraft fanboys comes up to terrorize the field. "BudderthekidMC" proceeds to scream extremely loudly into Gold's ear, allowing Bacon to win the fight. Bacon proceeds to tie BudderthekidMC and Gold together with bacon and throw the bacon-ball at Steven. The bacon is also moldy and laced with Highway poisons.
Microsoft Sam, having had enough of this, is about to head home when the EAS Drones begin to fire EAS Missiles at him. He reflects all of them into Steven with his instant reflexes and proceeds to unleash a torrent of Highway Cookies from the Highway Cookie Disposal Grounds in Roflberia directly at Steven.
Suddenly, the Highway Cookie Rights Officer comes out of nowhere and punches Steven out of the way of the Highway Cookies. However, the Highway Cookies are tracking and turn around to attack Steven again. The stench of Windows Vista and printer ink fills the air as Highway Cookies begin zeroing in on Steven, crushing both him and the Highway Cookie Rights Officer.
Sam then finally thinks it's time to head home for real. The EAS Drones compel him to stay, instead forcing him to empty the contents of his Cream Cheese Filled Filing Cabinet onto Steven with a memetic trigger. Sam proceeds to do just that and empties the moldy cream cheese into Steven's mouth, severely poisoning him!
Next, he sends Steven to the Michael Bay Explosion Museum. Steven promptly explodes trillions of times in one second but somehow stays in one piece.
Suddenly, the Communist Linux Penguin Army and the Horribly Deformed Midget Pig Monkeys with Automatic Firearms appear on the scene to oppose Microsoft Sam. Sam stands in front of Steven's horribly deformed and charred body and prepares for the CLPA to attack him.
"Penguins! Monkeys! FIRE!"
As soon as the first shot fires, Sam disappears from this plane of existence. Steven is promptly gibbed by trillions of Tux rockets. The CLPA forces then advance toward Steven, thinking he is Sam, and proceed to attempt to send him to the CLPA's secret underground prison 19 miles under the snowy surface of Virussia. However, only Steven's toenails are teleported for some reason.
Mr. Skull then appears in the battlefield and demands the demotivator CD from Steven. Steven, not being a Text-to-Speech Denizen, proceeds to tell Mr. Skull he knows nothing about this demotivator CD. However, Mr. Skull sends in the Angry Blue People to fire Really Sucky Viruses at Steven.
After this, Florida finishes counting the votes of the 1920 presidential election. This elects Bacon as president by some weird law, causing Bacon to grab a bacon launcher and fire tons of bacon at Steven, using presidential veto powers to veto Steven's dodge chance. Mr. Skull and the Angry Blue People, along with Bacon and the CLPA forces, proceed to get into OMGjets and drop Windows Crazy Colors onto Steven.
The OMGJets then divebomb Steven, subjecting him to the power of Windows Go Green and the Stop Oxygen Theft Act. This disables his ability to breathe anything but carbon monoxide.
They then subject Steven to more EAS Tones, just to put him through more suffering, then ship his pants off to Virussia. Virussians turn up to the battlefield and proceed to drop Virussian viruses on Steven. Steven is then infected with a long list of viruses, including:
The Really Sucky Virus
The Radioactive Diarrhea Flu
The Justin Bieber Virus
The Mega Gangnam Virus
The EAS Tones Virus
The Highway Virus
Windows Vista
Windows 8
Windows ME
Windows Jibberish
Windows Crazy Colors
The Really Nooby Virus
The Really Crappy Virus
The EASloser Virus
The Really Sucky Reverse Highway Cookie Windows Vista Virus
Tired of this barrage, I call off the attack and proceed to kick Steven into a ditch filled with ROFL Acid.
30,000 damage to Steven!
The Weaponcase: think of a weapon, any weapon. As you do so, open this pure-black briefcase. Tada-the weapon you thought of is now within this briefcase! EVen if this makes no logical sense whatsoever! (IE a WMG bigger than the case itself)! Great for when you need a weapon ASAP, no matter what it is, and no matter how specifc. Need a revolver that can be silenced? That (a) exists and (b) can be summoned! Particuarily...Unique weapons cannot be replicated; that's the only rule.
You're right on the Greed thing.
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
The chat restrictions are back in their normal state now.
But then Uzi gets pelted with red letters, Mickey Mouse plushes, dolls of the PZs, bras, underwear, shirts, pies, pots, pans, Female symbols, mice, fish, legs, arms, weird hair products, mirrors, shampoo, perfume, spaghetti, noodles, Temmies, hearts, love letters, candles, marriage sheets, fake babies, real (cloned) babies, divorce papers, diapers, bottles of genetic crap nobody cares about, UFOs, etc.
Maurice then attacks the Roughly Nineteen Ninjas with a Speed Boost in effect on him!
YOU find yourself unable to muster the power to slience anyone, but manage to sing nevertheless. UserZero just kicks you afterwards, then just goes guns blazing into the mass pelting of stuff, destroying it all!
The Ninjas are all dead! Maurice will decisively ignore you for your lack of awareness.
Mettaton summoned! sans...looks confused. Very confused. Mettaton EX's HP is gonna be nerfed to 150,000.
Invidia Warded Jar && Rune of Envy && SCP-1133-5 && 2x Electrum Shears = Twin Shears of Leviathan (6/13)
Lucrum Warded Jar && Rune of Greed && SCP-1133-3 && Silver Spoon = Mammon's Spoon (2/13 probably)
Module Action
Module Descriptions
- - : Generating light level 40.
- - : 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into , 5,000 EMC into .
- - : 51,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from . Transferring no EMC.
- - : Condensing nothing. 39,965/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from .
- - : Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal and 1 Tracking Rocket Chainsaw. Receiving items from .
- - : Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to .
- - : 816,632/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from . Transferring 106 EU per post to .
- - : Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from .
- - : Being powered and operated by .
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (37/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (25/50)
Project M13-ON THE OTHER SIDE (34/50) (+3 from Generic)
+2 to TwinBuilder
+1 to TwinBuilder
Action - Lipogram starts at this point
I submit an attack without using a particular symbol - fifth in our script, following 'd' - and act it out on Dialga:
First, I nullify its chrono-skills by this post's lipogrammatic capability. I follow it up by summoning a troll. Sadly, his ability to troll has limits in this post, causing him to shout loudly and blow up on a spot of land adjoining that spot Dialga is standing on.
Dialga is thrown backwards, flying into a spiky wall. I cut it in half with a ridiculously sharp sword.
P.S. Writing a lipogram is hard. Lipogram stops following this point
I then punch Dialga into a waterfall of pure gelid cryotheum with the power of constrained writing.
I did a writing exercise like that once. I understand.
19,000 damage to Dialga!
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 4/16
So maybe I just wanted an excuse to kill some innocents. WHATEVER. I'm definitely fine with the lack of a body count attached to my name.
Please tell me that clown is not the one from madness combat. PLEASE.
There is just something that irks me about the Best Minecraft Player. So I use my Hax to empty his hunger and remove all his food and potions. I ALSO reMove any current buffs he has. The lack of sprinting should stunt his evasiveness. I then use Life Painting to create a bunch of microscopic organisms to attack him. Too small to hit reliably and there is no such thing as a damage dealing attack in minecraft that does less than half a heARt.
Please at least let the evasion debuff stick for at least this round.
It is DEFINITELY not that clown from Madness Combat. If it was he probably wouldn't be nearly this interested in juggling clubs. In fact, this clown is unusually regular. You do not get any sense that this clown has any particular super powers, beyond theoretical clown magics that every clown already has.
The World's Best Minecraft Player uses Antibacterial spray to kill all the microscopic organisms, BUT he can't stop your haxor! He'll try to eat food between dodging volleys, but it'll definitely stick this round...It's subtle, though.
Dialga thanks you for cutting the spiky wall in half, though he/she/it does question your motivation for doing so, considering you were in the middle of attacking him/her/it.
/null
#[REDACTED]
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
Well, I've been staying idle here all turn since Sans is going to be hurting my allied entities this turn and I don't want them to take a lot of damage.
Nevertheless, I'm posting thus once!
Action 1
+2 from Tazz
Shock Trooper Part A: 42/50
Shock Trooper Part B: 17/50
I send over some charge points to +Assist Hezetor's charges!
Xia-Li Polyslayer [Lvl.8 Assault Rifle]: 8/9
Man I gotta get this medigun checked out.
Wow, Sans, the Throne and Ultra Greed? This is heaven for Walking Spoilers! Not that anything was spoiled for me specifically.
I, enraged at Mega Fatty's presence, cleave into his adipose tissue using the Night Edge!
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #4: 27/40 (+2 from Richard.)
The Pact 27/50 (+3 from TwinBuilder.)
Charge #5: 3/50.
+2 to Bomber.
Another +1 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 8/16
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 7/11
Wand && Modular Upgrade == Modular Wand 1/??
==Action== This action is focused.
Crystal notes that the Gasterblasters have HP, and decides to see if he can’t take out Sans’ entire attack in one fell swoop. A disc half-filled with solar light bursts into existence on his brow as he grabs into thin air, pulling a bow formed of golden light out of nothing. Light coalesces around his hand before leaping to his back and forming into a quiver filled with golden-glowing arrows. He seems to blur with speed, a golden aura around him now shifting and dancing with occasional purple hues as he retrieves an arrow from the quiver and nocks it, aiming at a Gasterblaster. The arrow releases, speeding towards the Gasterblaster - and Crystal is already releasing an arrow at another Blaster, his body blurring with speed again and the aura around him dancing fractionally higher. Arrow after arrow flies, each at a different Gasterblaster, each having the exact same motions applied against a different target, and each hitting its mark perfectly with an unreal level of accuracy. It’s almost as though Crystal is simply copying one attack over thirty times. And then, the aura around him blazes even brighter as he repeats the whole thing over again, storms of arrows flying through the air and each unerringly hitting their mark, with an almost inhuman precision applied to each one. After a few more repetitions, Crystal dismisses the bow, his aura now blazing around a mile high and containing a deep purple representation of the Hand of Crystal floating behind him. With an effort of will, he contains it, leaving only a half-full disc of solar light still blazing on his brow.
(translated for Exalted fans: Immaculate Golden Bow comboed with Inexhaustible Bolts of Solar Fire, followed by a few casts of a combo of Accuracy without Distance with Arrow Storm Technique, leading to a totemic anima banner. The muting is probably something Crystal made himself.)
(If the Gasterblasters cannot be attacked, Crystal instead targets the Snowball with this attack.)
==Entities==
The Imperator will attack the Snowball, as will Ramsay and the Tombstones. The Wizened Hag uses Tenderize on the Snowball!
==Responses/RP==
You destroy 3 Gasterblasters! You can't do anymore...
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!...See Generic's first post to understand why that didn't work. Yes, the effective outcome of this entire post is basically nothing getting done. sans knows this. sans winks at you. TROLLLLLLLLLLL
The arrival of Komato Assassin Asha (AKA The guy who puts the "Ass" in "Assassin". TWICE. And yes the description is a TV Tropes reference): 20/50
Coolest Plane Ever: 23/50
I finally give up on the possible uses of bling, and I take all the Bling I previously charged, and use it to pay some of Asha's travel costs AND get him to use faster, more expensive means of getting here (Effectively, I get the 14 charge points I used on the bling back and used them all on summoning Asha). I then call him to tell him to bring an auto-mapping helmet because the battlefield is a mess.
Then, I proceed to save the bomb I got before, and I proceed to install a powerful anti-virus in the Chef-Class Imperator Titan (Which stops charges and temporarily weakens the Anti-Cooking Virus without damaging the Titan).
I then proceed to use an energy shield on the AZs that make it so that any damage they take is partially deflected to a random PZ, and I tell UserZero that she is pathetic because she can't do nothing but kill, won't have much else to do when everyone is dead (AKA I pull the "And then what" card on her). Then, I proceed to bring the flamethrower I got from the journey that led to me being out of the battlefield for a few turns (Yes, I put into the plot the fact that I missed several turns) and use it on the Snowball. Said flamethrower turns out to be able to somehow shoot lines of flaming fuel which themselves shoot lines of molten tungsten.
Uh, you used charge points for that? Give me a link when the charge was made and finished. You can't recycle Charge points, so Asha is still at 6-but this changes some stuff.
You fail to install the antivirus! The actual virus deletes it!
The Snowball takes 3,000 damage! So much multitasking...You think you could do better if you stuck to one thing in a post.
UserZero responds to your question:
UserZero: oh, what to do after this war, you mean?
UserZero: after getting rid of the two biggest headaches in all of fiction ever directed at me...
UserZero pauses for a moment...But she isn't confused. She's savoring the thought of it, more likely, but DEFINITELY not confused.
UserZero: oh, you misunderstand!
UserZero: THAT is when my life TRULY begins!
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
I pour a salt on UzerZero, then argue that she herself is a metaphor for popcorn, as her hatred allows it to help define her.
Entity orders:
The Wraith is scanning Anti-Cooking Virus.
Fenris is using Mind Eater on Snowball. (Unless my missing turn doesn't count towards the three turn warm-up, in which case it's a normal attack)
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
"About half the preparations are done."
"This will be a good test for the real thing."
There's a brief flicker in which mythic is replaced by an ordinary minecraftian, surrounded by a beastly mass of static, but he returns to normal before you can make out any details.
"I have a general idea of what's going to happen now."
"And how inconvenient it will be for me at first."
"But afterwards~"
"Well, you'll all find out later."
"For parts of it, so will I...."
SirAwesome Centric roleplay chunk
"Oh, and you may want to know Godmodder447 dying will result in a major time paradox."
"If that wasn't the case, I might have tried drowning him in salt or something."
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4]
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
See top of post
Charges:
The Pact ========== 29/50
Can You Spare... A Heart? ========== 29/50: I guess the next me will have to do it, if they're inclined.
Siren Song ===== 8/20: I try calling some sirens for help, but they won't answer their phones. This is why I like working with animals, and not people, even if that line seems really blurry at times.
Boosts:
+3 to Irecreeper
UserZero (and I) get confused by this odd argument, but shrugs that off while decisively NOT holding still for you to rub salt on her.
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
The Hourglass: ================================================== 50/50 SUMMONING... (Hopefully for real this time.)
The Pact: ================================================== 36/50 (+6 from Cobalt, +1 from Tazz)
(+6 from TFT, +2 from jondanger, FBSN, and Revan in reserve)
I +3 crystalcat.
Ultra Greed buys and uses Double Down. Asterism uses Tone Deaf. The Nuclear Throne uses Nuclear Fusion. The first two attack the Hulk, and the latter attacks Steven.
Hey Tazz, I have a question. Could you keep track of the upgrades Ultra Greed's bought in the EOTB? It would be a big help.
-GOOD RP REMOVED FOR THE SAKE OF CHARACTER LIMITATIONS. BAD TIMES. SUCH SAD. MUCH UNHAPPY. WOW.-
IN PROGRESS
[AZ] Ampersand: ??? HP.
The Fourth. Decidedly less animalistic than the other three original entities the Scribe has found in his... journey, Ampersand is a giant conduit of temporal energy constructed in the image of an hourglass. Lacking the power to interact with the field directly and instead repeating events in the past, Ampersand excels at support in that he can copy the actions of other entities. However, Ampersand has a powerful link to the entities he copies, and if said entity gets hurt, Ampersand feels the damage too. If said entity dies... Then Ampersand becomes a bit more complicated. Let's take a look.
PASSIVES:
Mimic: At will, Ampersand can reflect the life of a certain entity into its frame, copying their attack patterns. Ampersand gains the power to use any of their attacks at will, and their special attacks as well - they just need to charge up first. Ampersand can mimic another entity whenever it wants, and does not have to do so every turn. Ampersand can only copy any attack this entity would use in the EOTB, however.
Specialty: If Ampersand mimics an entity and said entity uses a special attack, regardless of whether or not Ampersand's copy of said special attack is charged, Ampersand will also use said special attack. In addition, Ampersand is also effected by any minicrit or crit buffs the entity he's mimicking has.
Sharp Bond: If Ampersand mimics an AZ, N, or ??? entity and said entity takes damage, Ampersand takes 75% of the damage said entity took. If Ampersand mimics a GS, H, or PZ entity and said entity takes damage, Ampersand takes 25% of the damage said entity took. This also goes for healing.
Sandfall: If Ampersand mimics an entity and said entity dies, Ampersand enters its Timewheel Form after a turn has passed and gains a new array of attacks and passives. During this turn, Ampersand uses Struggle four times in rapid succession on a single target.
ATTACKS:
Ampersand copies the attacks of a mimicked entity, meaning it has full access to any of their attacks. However, it has one attack unique to it.
Struggle: If Ampersand is not mimicking an entity, it can use this attack on an enemy. It will deal low damage, but each consecutive time it is used, the attack gains more and more power. There is no limit to how much damage this attack could potentially do.
SPECIAL ATTACKS:
In addition to copying the special attacks of its mimicked entities, Ampersand also has a few unique special attacks it can use at any time, provided they are charged up.
Good Memory: Ampersand applies a crit buff to its mimicked entity for three turns, meaning it and Ampersand will crit for three turns. Takes three turns to charge up. The attack begins to charge up three turns after use.
Bad Memory: Ampersand applies a cursed debuff to itself for three turns, meaning Ampersand will take more damage from entities. However, this curse means that with every entity that attacks Ampersand, Ampersand gains the ability to take their attack patterns in addition to its mimicked entity for the duration of the curse, letting Ampersand attack multiple times per turn. Takes three turns to charge up. The attack begins to charge up three turns after use.
Merge: Ampersand becomes a carbon copy of its mimicked entity for three turns, taking their HP bar and any passives/other such gimmicks they may have. In this form, Ampersand does not 75% of damage as its mimicked entity, but instead takes a normal amount of damage. This also goes for healing. In addition, Ampersand starts out at the entity's current HP. If Ampersand dies in this form, it will enter its Cursed Form. Takes five turns to charge up. The attack begins to charge up three turns after use.
To start with, Ampersand copies Sans. This means, during the EOTB (but only the EOTB!), Ampersand will copy all of Sans' actions, but will target the PZs.
One minor debuff: If it mimics a boss (or non-main Godmodder), it will take full damage from the link but no healing, regardless of alignment or its Merge special. Bosses are strong. Richard and Uzi are immune outright, but only them.
Beyond that, quite interesting. & summoned! (Finally, a symbol I can type out.)
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
For the record guys, I have a really powerful attack ready. Think Tazz's attack that finished off Richard in DTG2, but used in the middle of the game, and against both godmodders at once. Of course, such a massive attack requires a massive amount of time to develop, so I am going to save it until after the Hyperstorm goes down. Of course, since the Hyperstorm is probably going to die really quickly, that means I have to rush the attack to pull it off.
PS: Tazz, if I have to split my attack into 2 posts due to length, can I still count it as a focused action? And how big can it get before I have to split it anyways?
/null
Hooooooooooooooooo boy. Crusher, that took a week to pull off, so I pity you for it.
I have no limit, but as you might know (not sure) I think there's a 12K character limit on posts; this is how big the forum will allow it to go in a single post. Any larger and it would have to be split. At that point, if it has to be split, well, it wouldn't be a focused attack anymore, but the attack would be so stupidly huge that it would take an insane blunder to make it fail either way.
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
2x Shroomb Bruisers:
HP: 20,000
Special:Deal damage equal to the attack power of the entity that attacks it.
5x Shroomb Juice Boys
HP: 5000
Abilities:
Healing Drink: Heals a Entity for 2k
Rejuvenation Drink: Gives a stacking buff on entity that heals 5k equally over 5 turns
Pump them Up!: Gives Stong Drink to entity increasing strength by 100% for next attack, however pills take time to make and are expensive to only one pill can be used regardless of number of Juice boys, i say 2 turns to recharge dem stong Drinks
I command Dr Boom to focus more on PZ instead of AZ because I'm neutral on them.
I propose a temporary alliance with the AZ were i will aid them... and not attack them... not like they have much options considering their hands are full.
Dr. Boom will do as you say and attempt to attack the PZ entities!
All things considered, I'll outright say you're no Battlefield power right now, they can definitely refuse, BUT ultimately that is up to them to decide.
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
Revan is unsure what to do, they are becoming quite despondent.
What's wrong little Revan? You haven't murdered anyone, as much as I'd love you to.
Nyarly appears on an Eternal Arm using it as a chair, another Eternal Arm is holding an umbrella protecting the Arms from Notch's light as well as giving Nyarlathtoep some shade. The large and pale arms come from small shadowy portals the size of their forearms. Another arm pops out and waves before receding into the darkness.
Nyarlathotep is holding glass of wine, one of his tendrils snake down from his face and sips on the wine like a butterfly's proboscis.
Finally Uzi, you gave me something to go off of. Seriously do I have to attempt injure people for them to even try to acknowledge me? Kids these days.
Well, I'd like to gather a few of my buddies and chums from all sides. Who is up up for a movie?
Nyarly proceeds toss his wine glass aside and stand up, causing the Eternal Arm he was sitting upon to frantically save the glass with an amazing catch. He, then conjures the DTG Theater; proudly presenting Uzi Tape #1 as the first in the series of the Uzi Tapes!
Such a momentous occasion is attended by all sides in a non-aggression treaty to enjoy quality film.
The Employees in Lobby informs everyone that the showing is free, provided by their benefactor, as well as the Movie Concessions being fully opened.
Which unfortunately is out of popcorn. An employee hands Richard his favorite candy, free as a compensation.
The crowd funnels into the Theater and the hubbub dies as the lights dim and the previews start.
Nyarly sits in the middle row wearing 3D Glasses, several of his tendrils that make up his hand have coiled around Revan, who currently, is trying not to squirm in disgust.
Come on Uzi, lets see how your debut premier is. And hopefully the prequel won't be too shabby.
The Film begins.
Charges
The Crawling Chaos: 32/50
???: 27/50
The Summoning Key: 27/50
Assists
TwinBuilder and Star/FBSN (+2)
You realize Generic has the tape! However, if he allows it, I definitely will.
Elementium Dust is a powerful combination of Paerotheum and Cretrytheum Dust, creating a mixture of all four primal elements.
The Magnifying Masher && Shard of Ra = Eye of Ra (Level 9: 10/10)
Imbued with a small fraction of the powers of the Egyptian god Ra, the Magnifying Masher has further control over the sun and solar energy. It retains the shape of the original form, The Good Morning Star, but has a more Egyptian aesthetic.
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (Level 14: 4/15)
With the freshly completed Eye of Ra, Bomber once more pointed the weapon skyward. The sun was already high in the sky, so it mostly remained where it was. As for the weapon, it began channeling the sun's energy, becoming a focal point for it. The mace was surrounded by a blazing light that cast out into every shadow. Aiming the incandescent weapon at The Hulk, it fired a massive ray of pure solar energy. It roared across The Battlefield before incinerating The Hulk. The beam continued off into the distance, cutting through trees, boulders, and the occasional abandoned home.
Bomber starts two new alchemies.
Eye of True Sight && Markerlight = The Oculus (Level 12: 1/13)
Festering Horn && Bottled Perish Song & Star of Chaos = The Doomsday Bell (1/?)
First, he produced a large, stag-like horn. It appeared to be dripping with a strange, putrid liquid at several spots. A small swarm of flies began to gather around the putrid horn, becoming fat off of its moldering juices. The second item is a seemingly empty vial. Peering closer, one can see tiny black lines zipping around inside. This magical vial has managed to capture a song that dooms all who hear it. The third item is the infamous Chaos Star, a symbol of widespread death and destruction. While it may seem only like a sigil, even a symbolic item can hold far greater power than one expects.
Festering Horn && Bottled Perish Song && Star of Chaos = The Doomsday Bell (Level 15: 1/16)
15,000 damage to the Hulk!
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
Nerf Bat && Venomshank II Laser Sword = Venomius Lazerias 1/???
Deus Noctem && Life Shaver II Machine Gun = Deterio Inclina 1/???
The Artist and The Yandere 17/50 (+2 from TNT)
Winchester Rotomo 21/30 (+2 from TNT)
Save the World... Sort of 4/50 (+2 from TNT)
Something is heard all over the server.
"I found a thing. It's called, HACKS."
UserZero has been banned from the game.
Uzi is no longer where she was. She's now drowning in dirt. The outside is made of cobblestone.
I love silly things, cobblestone, and robots.
I despise dirt, though.
UserZero is literally the queen of all hacks and haxor; all haxor ultimately bows to HER. You find yourself drowning in a massive cube of dirt surrounded by obsidian. And spinning-UserZero's spinning this cube on her finger like a Basketball (rip Barkley) while she does this! She eventually tosses it away.
Laser Smoke Grendade: I'm not sure how lasers have been converted into a gaseous form. But they have, and this grenade creates a temporary laser cloud.
Spoke's Wings: they're a set of non-organic wings that you put on your back Terraria-style (MC players, think the Eltrya but it also gives you extra jump) that belong to this Spoke fellow.
Nerf Bat && Venomshank II Laser Sword = Venomius Lazerias (Level 19: 1/20)
Dare not question the power of Nerfing THAT potent.
Deus Noctem && Life Shaver II Machine Gun = Deterio Inclina (Level 15: 1/16)
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!...Yes, YOU must do the +2ing.
/null. MegaMiner, two things. First off, put a +2 in your post somewhere. Second, /ban or any hacks made to attempt to ban Uzi will not work. I think the closest we've gotten was an 8 turn stun off of a 50 turn charge, so this isn't going to fly.
Also, charge update:
46/50 CAPTAIN MEME! (+2 Tazz)
20/50 Beat Beat Beat To the left! (+2 Tazz, +2 Revan)
45/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time. (+2 Tazz) Note to self: MegaMiner (2/50), Nullitor (11/50), Speedon (8/50), Pit (3/50), and Battlefury (8/30) making own Charge. I think people who want to save the Earth should start plussing others now.)
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sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
Y sprinkles the last bits of fine crystal dust onto the blue summoning circle on the ground, reading an old incantation from the golden book now adorned by only one chain in the upper right corner of its cover. The sun shining above the battlefield seems to suddenly be snuffed out, leaving the sky black as single midnight. 0ne by one, minuscule stars suddenly light up, presumably in a desperate effort to illuminate the darkened sky. My presumptions are wrong. The stars have another purpose in mind. Descending. The minuscule stars descend onto the battlefield hovering slightly above the ground, where they group into a small cloud, forming a shape that may be familiar to some of you. The shape of a Monolith. The shape coagulates into the actual fourth and final Monolith as the excess miniature stars that didn't assist in the creation of the Stardust Monolith suddenly glow brighter and form together into another cloud. The cloud forms into the shape of a levitating, muscular, bright blue humanoid upper body wearing golden armor, its face (if it exists) covered by a featureless, golden faceplate.
Mechanics:
The Stardust Monolith doesn't attack by itself, instead summoning and resummoning the Stardust Sentinel to do the actual work. The Monolith has a 3-turn chargeup aptly named Stardust Sentinel which charges when the Sentinel's dead and resummons the Sentinel when used. If charged by an external source when the Sentinel is still alive, the charge can be expended to fully heal the Sentinel.
The Stardust Sentinel has higher HP than the actual Monolith, but receives less health from healing than most other entities. It will usually meatshield GS entities, but is also fully capable of attacking, albiet weakly. When alive, the Stardust Sentinel will redirect attacks that would be lethal to the Stardust Monolith to itself.
Deadraw 7/8
Saurite 7/11
Black Widow Staff 4/13
Wall of Chains 3/15
Hammer 8/10
Anvil 8/10
00C: Could you list the Broken Church underneath SCP-882?
Stardust Monolith summoned! It'll do as you say.
I WOULD, but given EoTB order = attack order, this would mean the Broken Church acts faster. It's highly unlikely to come up but on the off-chance it does I can't really allow it. Sorry for the inconvenience.
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
I sincerely hope that that thing is powerful enough to have a chance to defend the Hyperstorm. Unless its shields get repaired somehow (and I would be dead before I could charge repairs), it is screwed when someone shoots at it. Unless...
/null
You don't need to CHARGE repairs. Just get a reasonably good job at it in a single post. Wouldn't even need to be focused, though that would obviously help.
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
Voice
summoned! The Voice is almost invincible to all forms of attack but
one:Argument. No form of Mind Control/Alteration will affect him. His
defenses against attack are listed in the spoiler below, and must all be
bypassed to fully kill him.
Due
to his nature as a Voice with no apparent physical source, targeting his
exact location requires extrasensory abilities of some kind. Attacks
used to harm the Voice MUST be used while he is still speaking to have
any chance of inflicting damage. As he is a disembodied voice all
physical attacks are nullified automatically. Attacks able to bypass
metafictional barriers as well as dimensional ones must also break
through five thousand layers of spherical shielding, each of which
regenerate in a millionth of a second and nullify a seperate kind of
attack. Furthermore, each barrier soaks up all overflow damage, so an
attack powerful enough to destroy multiple barriers would only hurt the
first one unless it hit multiple times. It is impossible to get past the
barriers without destroying all of them.Nullified types of attack
include
Physical/Magical/Electromagnetic/Elemental/Spiritual/Oblivion/Reality/Paper/Metal/118+
Warping/Ressurection/Intangible/Teleporting/Damage/Freezing/AbsoluteZero/BlackHole/BigBang/Storm/Drill/Biting/Sword/Axe/Spear/Undertale/Creation/Alchemical/Fusion/Nuclear/StrongNuclear/WeakNuclear/Quantum/Atomic/Microscopic/SizeShifting/Human/Galactic/Computer/CodeBased/Deletion/Banning/IPBan/FlamingRetards/DTGBased/Repetitive/Cartoon/Duplicating/Multiplying/Absorbing/Piercing/OmniPresent/TimeTravel/Explosive/Punch/MetaphysicalAuthority/Legendary/Ancient/Infinite/,
and most importantly Boring/Uncreative, which will fail 101% of the
time. New types of invulnerabilities will be added in further posts.
Each barrier is at least World Durability in all aspects and becomes
twice as strong when regenerated fully.Furthermore the actual Voice must
be defeated in an endless argument. His endurance level of speaking is
able to last over 9000 infinite timelines, so be prepared for a long
match if you do manage to also remove all of his barriers. It is
impossible to deal damage until he either runs out of stamina in
speaking or gives up the argument and leaving the battlefield. Unlike
some other Entities, he is NOT invincible and can be defeated. It is
simply nearly impossible to do so.
Furthermore,
he has absolute perception of the Fifth Wall and beyond, acting as the
voice of the Writer. Unfortunately for the Speaker, he also has only one
form of attack himself:Argument. Nothing can stop his voice from
reaching its intended target, not even the Fifth/Fourth Walls, allowing
him to speak directly to other writers, although he can be ignored. Even
Sound Nullification does nothing, for he also is capable of telepathic
communication with Entities/Godmodders/Players inside the game.(Players
just reading posts outside the fifth wall will see his text in the EoTB)
The Voice's text shows up in both the EoTB and in posts quoted by the
Game Master. His goal as an entity is to do whatever he thinks is fun by
speaking. Sometimes he will give a Player/godmodder/entity advice,
while other times, he will argue with someone instead. In advice, his
main motive is to try to make what he's watching more interesting, while
in argument, he usually will try to point out something that doesn't
make sense to him, or something that is annoying.
The Speaker is of the [N]Neutral faction, and is willing to speak with anyone. His speech will be outlined in silver text color to match neutral.
George
decides to talk to his allies in the GS Faction as well as AZ. When
joining the faction, he didn't realize they would all be attacking AZ
entities like this, expecting them to just attack Richard, as they were
Godmodder Slayers who wanted to slay Uzi and Richard, while those
supporting Richard just wanted to kill Uzi alongside Richard because he
seemed to be their best bet.
"I
don't understand. Why are you all attacking AZ entities? It's a colossal
waste of everyone's time and resources. We should be attacking the
godmodders and the PZ's, it isn't as if Richard summons the player's
entities for them. To those in the AZ faction: Instead of fighting each
other, we should focus on Uzi and the PZ's for the time being, while
GS's like myself protect Sans from any attacks by Richard or UzerZero.
Richard is the weaker one anyways, so I think everyone can agree, AZ's
and GS's included, that killing Uzi first would be the way to go. Right
now, Uzi simply doesn't pose a large enough threat to make it worthwhile
to help Richard kill other godmodders, so he should be prevented from
doing that as much as possible, going by what he will probably do in the
future, if this time travel buisness is going to make any sense. It
doesn't seem too complicated to me that after any victory by Richard
over Uzi, it would be ideal to turn against him, and I think it would be
easier if he was already weakened and lower in potential than her at
that point. She is easy enough to damage with the right attacks, even by
a normal person, and Richard hasn't even helped damage Uzi much at all
even compared to said normal people."
The Voice clears his throat:For the EoTB, he will speak to UserZero.
If
you want some friendly advice, I think you'd be a lot more effective if
you stopped handing out your power so much. When you +4 all the PZ's,
you give away so much charge. Probably at least 15 charge total every
turn, just on an estimate of how many PZ's there are. But, if you used
all that charge for yourself, you could probably inflict massive amounts
of damage, compared to how you are doing right now.
I veto the Voice. No. Just. No. Nothing that annoying and simultaneously pointless. Even if it isn't actually that annoying.
UserZero proceeds to do unspeakable acts-as in, there lack descriptors-to interrupt the voice with some Chewbacca defense. It instantly works, as the argument is so perfect that the Voice has absolutely no counter and instantly commits seppuku.
...You somehow fail to expend the +4 compensation charge and may use it in another charge.
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
2x Shroomb Bruisers:
HP: 20,000
Special:Deal damage equal to the attack power of the entity that attacks it.
5x Shroomb Juice Boys
HP: 5000
Abilities:
Healing Drink: Heals a Entity for 2k
Rejuvenation Drink: Gives a stacking buff on entity that heals 5k equally over 5 turns
Pump them Up!: Gives Stong Drink to entity increasing strength by 100% for next attack, however pills take time to make and are expensive to only one pill can be used regardless of number of Juice boys, i say 2 turns to recharge dem stong Drinks
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sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
Redstone was actually messing around with Uzi. He likes to screw around with stuff. So somehow he made an alt with the exact name as Uzi (which is actually a strange anomaly caused by beating their Sgear session, which happened in between Terraria and 0rigins. At the end of the former, Redstone will get a call from theCharacters, saying: "We're doing it. We're starting the session. Get to your house.")
Back on topic, he has certain abilities that allow him to screw around with one's virtual code, allowing him to teleport people to certain locations. He's also a freaking Minecraft Master, having beaten many server RPGs and sweeping certain Factions servers by betrayal. Basically, he's usually a really big gorilla on Minecraft most of the time.
Stop making me look both bad and like a godmodder, dude.
Seriously, you need to watch something else than the 4th wall of yours.
I'm still writing your dialogue, though. :3
/null
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sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
Ante Up!: 27/50 ==================================================
Scourge of the Beast: 48/50 ==================================================
The Pact: 34/50 ==================================================
+3 to mythicZoologist
Bomber takes out his trusty SMF R.N.G., shortening the name for the sake of ease. Aiming it at The Hulk (alternatively attacking The Snowball if The Hulk is dead.)
ROLLING...
[ THUNDER | FIRE | BAR ]
REROLLING SLOT 3...
[ THUNDER | FIRE | ICE ]
AWW, TOO BAD...
Bomber lets out an exasperated sigh. "Looks like I will have to manipulate my luck more than I thought..."
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (Level 14: 5/15)
Eye of True Sight && Markerlight = The Oculus (Level 12: 2/13)
Festering Horn && Bottled Perish Song & Star of Chaos = The Doomsday Bell (2/?)
Owwwwch.
You feel a sensation of a sharp tip poking against your back and a low growl, so low it's inaudiable. It appears you neglected someone...
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
Actually, in the first game, Richard was stunned by tvtropes for 8 whole rounds!
/null
#eastereggs
Congradulations, the inordinate amount of nullposts worthy of little beyond a repetition of an arc phrase has gone to the point where I'm out of arc phrases. As a result, you somehow stumble upon another Tape, like the one Generic got for beating Twitchy. this one is labeled 2 and is otherwise the same. Well well.
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
EXOS +1s all GS Players. I +3 everyone.
Ultra Greed gets refunded HP because I naturally forgot about his Minicrit nullification passive. Still got hit hard. Total HP healed is roughly 27,500, for the curious.
The Hyperstorm and Crusher take careful, CAREFUL aim. This is absolutely important. Should they miss, and the World's Best subsequently hits them, they die instantly. However, one well-placed Weath Ray shot is definitely enough to instant-kill this jerk. Time practically freezes in the mind of Crusher as he takes the shot.
Accuracy for the Crit to hit is 50%-this means on a roll of 100, that any roll above 50 will activate the Critical hit.
The roll for the crit is...57.
Now, techncially the World's Best MC Player has dodge, but it works like a Godmodder's for the most part, and while the Weath Ray doesn't work on legitimate godmodders, this guy is NOT a godmodder, thus, the attack is good enough to overcome dodge (the effect on its dodge chance either definitely didn't hurt).
As such...A small stream of microscopic portals blitzes its way into the head of the World's Best Minecraft Player, obliterating his head and one-shotting him! The Emperor deems the Hyperstorm the victor! You (Crusher) cheer, whoop, scream with delight-it'll live another day, and you've killed the jerk in a shot as well! The Hyperstorm gains permanent critical hits! Well, except on the Weath Ray, but now it's 'critical hit' effect is instead an 'Instant Kill' chance, skipping anything and everything to instantly kill any non-boss, non-godmodder target, and dealing 400,000 damage to bosses. Hype!
...You then notice the Hyperstorm glitching, and recall Integrity.
Integrity checks are similar to dodges, mind, but as the Integrity is 85%, as long as it's above 15 this will trigger no adverse effect.
The roll is...3. Definitely not a pass. Crusher...I probably can't predict this now, but I'll bet you're frustrated. But let's take a step back and realize that, had you not been rude, this wouldn't have happened. I'll drop the issue at this point-I only did two things that had an overall massive impact-but, yeah. Don't do that twice or it's a straight-up ban, I'm not tolerating that again.
The Hyperstorm immediately takes 10,000 damage, which, minus 5,000 from the passive, is still a definite kill. It goes out with a pathetic whimper, Crusher spared its fate (read: Alive) as the one consolidation as it flickers out of existence, dropping the weapon it JUST used to the hard ground below, right over the PZ territory. The drop damages its internal energy capacitors and it was naturally not meant to be fielded by infantry in this state, but it is still usable.
As the Toby Dog was responsible for that, and that was the summon of Battlefury, this means Battlefury13 claims the Weath Ray! This conglomerate of technology from across the Multiverse is an extremely powerful weapon, capable of basically creating a line of subatomic wormholes to rip through almost any defense. it does (relatively) small damage on a standard hit, but not only penetrates any guard or shield (re: you can hit ANY HP bar on an entity even if you otherwise could not), but it also has a low chance of a crit, which instead of doing 2x damage, will multiply the damage by a factor of 5, and doing a Focused action will increase the odds of this landing. Minicritting will add +10% to the chance (+20% for focused), and critting will additionally double damage as normal but also change the standard crit effect to an Instant-kill effect. The odds of a crit unfocused are 5%, while the odds of it focused are 20%. It has one drawback: A cooldown of 7 turns. Nerfed from Crusher's iteration of it for reasons that I pray are obvious.
sans immediately takes 4 damage as a result of the Hyperstorm's death! He grits his teeth and bares it smiling still, but you can tell that he got REALLY angry from that. The bone symbol from before fades into the ether, but he's not done yet; he also spawns 1 gasterblaster, as his trap wore off.
sans: well...
sans: that hurt.
sans: but.
sans: nothing i can't pay back.
In addition, as the PZs scored the kill, they push the battlefield back 50 blocks! UserZero grins-finally! And with the defensive walls up, if you're pushed back to 5,000...Well, that'll end badly. Though it's pretty much a pipe dream for her, as long as you're still fighting! This is only a small setback! Keep going!
Twitchy's Deck begins to turn red...It's steaming hot! It's still safe to hold for you guys, but if you want to use a Card, you have until next turn to do so, it seems! Reminder: Drawing is a focused action. By next turn, it'll melt into a pile of Ichorium, which, while Ichorium is valuable by itself, is also definitely not the battlefield-changing deck of cards it is now.
The Sleuth promptly erupts in a vast storm of salt for reasons I hope are self-apparent at this point. This has no effect in this EoTB whatsoever.
The Clown continues his nonchalant juggling, while UserZero immediately switches to public chat-aka, the chat she uses for global announcements, or chatting with the outside world; a feature you do not have. (Break the wall!)
#UserZero: Rotten, we have a problem.
+$HaveARottenDay$: What, is there a hole-
#UserZero: I had mentioned the Dark Carnival, but I had them contained before. However, I think their...Usual actions have destroyed their containment, as I didn't have the power to make it totally foolproof.
+$HaveARottenDay$: Oh no, oh no.
+$HaveARottenDay$: They haven't left the $5,000.00 -block radius have they?
#UserZero: No. They haven't mounted an offense of note JUST yet, but...
#UserZero: OK, we need to start reconnecting the former citizens of earth, and get everyone as far away as possible-distance barely helps but at the very least, it CAN.
+$HaveARottenDay$: Right. Now, to answer questions...Ugh, already bombarded.
The Clown le-vanishes with a wink and nothing else-no fancy particle effects.
+$HaveARottenDay$: Now, err...The Dark Carnival. Let's just put it this way:
+$HaveARottenDay$: The worst clowns in existence.
+$HaveARottenDay$: This is where the Monster Clown trope comes from. It's THAT bad.
+$HaveARottenDay$: But its worse than just that-they're also omnicidal and interested in creating completely unpredictable errors in timespace.
+$HaveARottenDay$: So basically, dealing with them puts you squarely in the red.
+$HaveARottenDay$: I'm trying to get into contact with the others affected by the Avatar effect, so we can form a community, then...
+$HaveARottenDay$: Well, then we leave. We were never going to stay long to begin with-maybe set up shop elseware, but definitely not in an active warzone, even if its contained.
+$HaveARottenDay$: It'll take a while to get everything sorted-that'll be my job, and it's why I can't really help now. My abilties are being stretched to the limits and that is with considerable help.
+$HaveARottenDay$: The rest of you, get EVERYTHING you can. Resources, Food, ANYTHING of even remote value you think might be useful to take. Gather as much as possible-put them into Chests. NOT Trapped Chests, regular Chests only!
+$HaveARottenDay$: Consider this a long-term goal but one that must be constantly worked towards...
+$HaveARottenDay$: Good news is, Members of the Dark Carnival are easy to spot as they aren't gonna be very blocky, as would most normal things...
+$HaveARottenDay$: If you see anything...EXTREMELY abnormal, or any clowns, or any clowns doing cult-like activities, let me know IMMEDIATELY.
You have a bad feeling things are about to go south, fast. sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster.
The Toby Dog uses Rewrite on Ultra Greed! Proving that he is definitely the relative of the Annoying Dog, instead of just obliterating it, he instead destroys his bank file's storage, which somehow autorepairs with 10 pennies less...And also, 15% Integrity Damage from temporarily obliterating a critical file! sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster.
He then uses Patch Quilt on himself, healing himself for 30,000 HP! sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster. Ultra Greed naturally starts adding to the massive saltstorm, as he is now too poor to afford Double Down. Stupid Dog! The integrity check comes to 76, which means Ultra Greed is safe. The Nightmare smacks some Clockwork Legates into oblivion; 17,500 damage ensures, translating to 17 dead Legates (including the 10 assigned to self-heal), and the nightmare gains more attack! sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster. Dr. Boom wasn't ordered to use the Final Countbomb, so he opts for normal attacking against the PZs: He gets 3 and 1 in that order. Dr. Boom is already fully charged and lacks BoomBots, so the extra charge point he would gain normally is instead deposited in his hands, and then is smacked against Steven's face for 10,000 damage (destroying it; no, he can't transfer excess charge to other charges). sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster. Then Dr. Boom summons 10 BoomBots! Yuzita fires her code laser at-owch! She'd have attacked SCP-882 more but a Stone Barricade got in the way. She also loses 2 GB from radiation. sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster.
Dark Dreamy Bowser sets up 3 more attacks against Ultra Greed! sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster. The 3 players do something more generic than usual, and take their combined power as minecraft players to make a series of TNT cannons, which all fire at The Snowball for a total of 60,000 damage! sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster, and then another, and then another. Dr. Boggle takes 2 damage from Radiation! SCP-882 spawns 3 Maxwellites and 2 Neo-Mekhanates and gives 2 stacks of Call to the Wizened Hag, and 1 to the Hulk! sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster. The other members of the Broken Church act: The Neo-Mekhanates grant SCP-882 5,000 HP in heals, The Maxwellites slash at the Snowball for 6,000 damage, and the remaining Clockwork Legates slash at the Hulk for 1,000 damage! sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster. The Avenger spawns 10 rookies! sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster.
The Anti-Zero team is ready for more ownage, when suddenly, UserZero leaps up from her seat, up into the sky, and crashes back down to earth, creating a ridiculously huge shockwave! Everything else this turn except a few entities and the Godmodders can act!
Ultra Greed (Iron Chef) can't buy Double-Down! He then realizes that it would cost a total of 75 pennies to then use it so ironically this allows him to act. Eh. He then uses the standard Wheel of Fortune! He nets two keys-causing Key coins to appear everywhere, unlocking doors and spawning Greed Gapers, which dogpile Mega Fatty! Mega Fatty takes a minicritted 30,000 damage! Dreamy Dark Bowser laughs as he pulls out a hammer and nails Ultra Greed three times, dealing a total of 35,000 damage! Ultra Greed then takes 5,000 damage from Radiation! Another integrity check occurs...5! Ultra Greed's very code is purged of some HP, ignoring all of his passives and dealing a straight 8,750 damage! Ultra Greed turns Red-this atrocious ganging-up on him must end NOW! sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster.
Star's Armored Phone (stunproof by nature) continues gathering data. sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster. Tarkus (just spawned) uses his Main Cannons on the Snowball, dealing 12,000 damage! sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster. Ampersand (just spawned) mimics sans! This will allow him to spawn Gasterblasters of his own! sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster. So does Ampersand.
The Imperator doesn't get an action but its passives resume order-Gordon Ramsay gets his attack raise and the Imperator's shields regen by 20,000.
Mega Fatty (Iron Chef) smacks Ultra Greed with a light-speed butt-slam, dealing 5,000 damage. sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster. So does Ampersand. The Snowball doesn't get a turn but continues to, well, snowball. Dr. Andonuts (Just spawned) PSI's down the Void Shields! sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster. So does Ampersand.
Richard gives Steven the finger. The finger in this case turns out to be a giant missile shaped like a finger, loaded with chaos-majjyk explosives, relish nukes, vials of rear-crusher essence, packs of the aura of Michael Bay, and more. Needless to say, Steven has a really bad time with the Finger, and takes 50,000 damage! sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster. So does Ampersand. He then +2s MythicZoologist and Irecreeper.
UserZero already spent her action stunning everything! However, she starts three brand-spanking-new charges: Custodian, Huntdown, and Terminology! She then +4s every PZ, giving the Snowball more reason to Snowball! sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster. So does Ampersand.
With a whooping 178 Gasterblasters at his disposal, sans is scouring the land for his next target! Fortunately, the Gasterblasters are single-target deals...BUt they'll also LAST beyond this turn (good news: He'll have to wait a while to get more back and die fi he does), so that's additional pain to worry about! With all of that said, he points at Dialga! The Clockwork Stag gets annihilated within short order, tanking 178,000 damage! No Primal Reversion for you! The Gasterblasters will, for coverage reasons, target whatever sans ISN'T at the time, so they will kill (and it almost certainly will be a kill) another AZ entity while he shifts gears, pulling out a trumpet and unleashing a stupid amount of musical notes! they turn out to be very solid. This has a 50% chance to hit grounded entities, but has a 100% chance to hit airborn entities.
I get annoyed AND grateful that this update is done at long last. Huzzah!
The Initernary:
[ALL]: Restore Earth! (Great Effort!)
[ALL]: Consider drawing cards from the Deck! They have powerful abilities!
[ALL]: Watch out for that Clown.
[GS]: Defend sans! His DPS is insane and if Richard kills him, he'll rank up!
[GS]: Destroy the Imperator! It's incredible abilities are blostering the AZ line!
[GS]: Destroy the Tombstones before they Suicide!
[GS]: Destroy the barrier at the pouter perimiter so you can contact the other players! (Effort!)
[AZ]: Protect the Imperator! It's abilities and powers are extremely potent!
[AZ]: Weaken sans so Richard can rank up. He's too strong and too determined to sway.
[AZ]: Defend Star's Phone so it can gather evidence against UserZero!
[AZ]: Destroy the barrier at the outer perimiter so you can contact the other players! (Effort!)
[AZ]: Reach Yggdrasil!
[AZ]: Defend Godmodder477!
[AZ]: Destory UserZero!
[PZ]: Destroy the Imperator! It's incredible abilities are blostering the AZ line!
[PZ]: Destroy Star's Phone! It's gathering evidence against your actions!
[PZ]: Destroy sans before Richard can rank up!
[PZ]: Stop anyone from reaching Yggdasil!
[PZ]: Defend UserZero!
[PZ]: Destroy Godmodder477!
Terrain: Purified Land. No effect.
Weather: N/A
[???] Twitchy's Deck of Cards: 3/12. Discard Pile: Empress, 2 of Spades, Joker, Death, Chaos, 2 of hearts, 2 of Clubs, Emperor. YES, you can draw this now, as a Focused action. Discarded cards are gone for good! Drawn Cards: N/A Heating up-will incinerate into goo by next turn!
[N] 1st Gateway: Indestructible. TECHNICALLY. Control panel: 20,000/20,000 HP. (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block when at 1 HP). Summoning: IIIII
[N] 2nd Gateway: "Indestructible." Control Panel busted! Giving +25% HP, Def and Atk to Mega Fatty, Verdana, Love, The World's Best Minecraft Player, The Snowball, and Conservation of Ninjutsu!
[N] Toby Dog 39,000/100,000 HP. 100% Integrity. Does Integrity damage. Double Action! Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Rewrite: III Patch Quilt: III, Dummied out: IIIIII Musical Masterpiece: IIIIIII
[N] The Nightmare: 6/10 HP. Spawns Nightmare crystals when attacked, but can't take damage from being attacked. Attack rises with every successful attack dealt. (ATK Raise: 17,500).
[N] Dr. Boom: 115,000/200,000 HP. Double-Action! Stunned! THE FINAL COUNTBOMB: IIIII BoomBots: 500/500 HP x10.
[N] The Contract: Releases powerful forces of Revolution when the Government is destroyed...The latter is not present. Until then, invincible.
[GS] Dark Dreamy Bowser: 56,500/90,000 HP (Multiplier: .75; 1.50 when Right arm is out). Left Arm: 13,500/13,500 HP. Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead) Entity Grab: II Right Arm: 17,800/17,800 HP. Guards Dark Bowser's weakpoints! Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead!). Triple action altogether-shorten it by removing his limbs! Shy Guy Airtub Summoning: IIIII Dreamy Minion Horde Summoning: IIIIIIII Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Action: Murder Ultra Greed with extreme prejudice.
[GS-PL] TheMinMaxnificent18STR: 17/20 HP. Real Man: III
[GS-PL] Dr.Omnidisciplinaryman McMindboggle: 15/20 HP. Radiation: III PhD in EVERYTHING: III
[GS-PL] -STRIKE THE EARTH-: 17/20 HP. FOR SHOVELRY: III
[GS] SCP-882: 53,000/120,000 HP. Inflicts Call of MEKHANE instead of attacking. Spawns members of the Broken Church per turn. Action: Summon Maxwellists and Neo-Mekhanites, while giving 2 Stacks of Mekhane on the Wizened Hag and 1 to the Hulk.
[GS] Stone Barricades: 1/1 x1 HP. Has a 20% chance to block attacks for a GS entity (not cumulative!)
[GS] Broken Church: (will go on a rampage if SCP-882 is killed).
Neo-Mekhanites: 1,000/1,000 HP x 37. HP. Bent on healing SCP-882! Action: Heal SCP-882!
Cogwork Legates: 1,000/1,000 HP x 13. Bent on self-heals and HP buff! Action: 20 attack Zarod 10 upgrade the rest!
Maxwelllists: 1,000/1,000 HP x 36. Bent on attacking! Action: Murderificate the Snowball
[GS] The Avenger: 200,000/200,000 HP. Airborn. Spawns 10 Rookies every turn. Docking Bay: Empty. Elite Squad Drop: II Alien Clone Drop: III Scientific Progression: III Defend This House: III PAUSED, NOT SHOT DOWN. Rookies: 1/1 HP x10.
[GS] Stardust Monolith: 50,000/50,000 HP. Stardust Sentinel: III
[AZ] Ultra Greed: 35,000/150,000 HP. 85% Integrity! At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, takes 1/4 damage and gets 2 attacks. Bank: 40/150 Pennies. Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Keepers: 7,500/7,500 HP x4. Greed Gapers: 1,000/1,000 x 20. Purchased: Bling Cleansing. Radiation: II Action: Buy and Use Double-Down. Can't use it on the Hulk-will opt for Mega Fatty! Red: Double Action!
[AZ] Asterism: 104,000/200,000 HP. Flips between Sight and Sound mode. Mode: Sight. Good Eats: I Spectra: II (Sight) Sinewave: II (Sound): Monochrome: III (Sight) Tone Deaf: III (Sound). The Vox: IIIIII Bombs: 2. Inversed: II Action: Tone Deaf on the Hulk!
[AZ] Maurice Altara, The Man Who Is Obsessed with Cheese: 175,000/200,000 HP.
[AZ] Fenris Sun-Eater: 180,000/180,000 HP. Very Evasive (30%). Crimson heartbeat: II Burning Red: III Ruby Mind Eater: IIII Counters all missed attacks. Action: Mind Eater on the Snowball! (
[AZ] Star's Armored Phone: 6/10. Can only take 2 damage per attack. Gathers data against UserZero until death! Data collection: 4 turns worth of info thus far.
[AZ] Zarod: 200,000/200,000 HP. Grasping Dead: II Maggot Spit: IIII Strangle: III Execute: IIIIIII Action:
[AZ] Light Magician: 150,000/185,000 HP. 24/75 Mana. Light Recharge: III Action: Use Light Recharge!
[AZ] The Nuclear Throne: 200,000/200,000 HP. Throne Statues: x10. Nuclear Generator: III Guardian: II King Me: IIII Action: Nuclear Fusion on Steven!
[AZ] Snow Tank: 20,000/60,000 HP.
[AZ] Tarkus: 250,000/250,000 HP. .75x multiplier on all incoming damage; Has chance to disobey non-attacking orders. Main Cannon Rage: III Mad Rush: IIIII
[AZ] Mettaton: 9,999/9,999 HP. Pretty much invincible. There's a switch on his back...
[AZ] &mpersand: 194,000/194,000 HP. Can mimic entities. Struggle Count: 0. Good Memory: III Bad Memory: III Merge: IIIII Action: Mimic sans! gasterblasters: 3/3 HP x3.
[AZ] Tombstones: 30,000/30,000 HP x1; 22,200/30,000 HP x1. Action: Attack the Snowball!
[AZ-BOSS] Chef-Class Imperator Titan: 50,500/390,000 HP. 90% Integrity. Void Shields: 20,000/100,000 HP +20,000 HP per turn (can be penetrated). Penetrative, Airborn. Doubled Buff Duration (for new buffs)! Plasma Annihilator: IIII IRON CHEF: IIIIII. Haywire x1 (-25% ATK): I. Radiation: I Action: Attack the Snowball!
[AZ-BOSS] Alton Brown. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Good Eats: IIII
[AZ-BOSS] Gordon Ramsay. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Attack increases every turn. (ATK Increase: 22,500) Action: Attack the Snowball!
[AZ-BOSS] Emril Lagasse. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Guest Star: III Activated: Wizened Hag.
[AZ] Wizened Hag (Guest Star): 125,000/125,000 HP. Into the Pot: IIII Taste the Stew: III Tenderize: II Seasoned to Perfection: IIIIIIII Call of Mekhane: IIIII Action: Attack the Snowball!
[PZ] The Hulk: 207,500/300,000 HP. Evasive (20%). 10% chance to attack teammates. Call of Mekhane: IIIII
[PZ-PL] Conservation_of_Ninjutsu: 14/25 HP. Really High attack. Evasive (20%) Minicrit chance (10%). Gains buffs to attack and defense as the above entity loses members! Lost members = 20/20. Smoke Bombs: III
[PZ] Mega Fatty: 60,000/275,000 HP. Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Call of Mekhane: IIIII
[PZ] Steven: 165,000/215,000 HP.
[PZ] The Snowball: 110,250/163,250 HP. ATK Buff: 1200. Gains attack and HP (current and max) per turn! Can accept +1 (per post) to do so faster!
[PZ] Love: 48/50 HP, 1 Armor. Mass Heal: III Arrow Rain: III Rebirth: IIIII Action: Attack the Imperator!
[PZ] Anti-Cooking Virus: 100% Integrity (can only take Integrity damage); Infesting the Imperator, can't be damaged without damaging the Imperator (at least a little)! Does Integrity Damage! Double-Action! Can null Imperator's actions! Can only attack the Imperator! That Doesn't Look Too Important: III Delete System34: IIIII
[PZ] Dr Andonuts: 250,000/250,000 HP, Phase: Neutral, PSI gorrilakill Ω: IIIII, PSI Flash Ω/PSI Fire Ω/PSI Freeze Ω/PSI Ground Ω/Status Down Ω:* II PSI Blind Ω/PSI Firestorm Ω/PSI Blizzard Ω/PK Starstorm Ω/Complete Weakness Ω: IIIIIIII
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 15/20 HP. Has 1 Armor. Targeted by the Snow Tank!
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 26/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 112/150 HP. Custodian: III Huntdown: IIIII Terminology: IIIIII
[GS-Γ] sans: 1/5 HP. Aggrivatingly Evasive (120%). Current Target: PZ Current Pattern: Trumpeteer. Auto-hits Airborn targets, +50% dodge to grounded ones. Gasterblasters: 3/3 HP x178.
Distance to Yggdrasil: 3960.
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: RECHARGING. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||]Traho:READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||]Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
(OOC: the quote broke, but it should still provide a link to where that charge was finished).
To be fair, I never ended up using it for around 50 turns of gameplay (partly because player vulnerability got removed which made it unusable), but I still finished the charge. Remember, the hard part with it is getting the damage on godmodders to actually use it, which means that given all the attacks I try on godmodders, means I probably spent around 50 posts actually charging it.
For the record, this whole incident started because I honestly had pretty much the exact same opinion as engie about the "you didn't mark it /null even though it obviously is, so I count that as one of your actions" thing. So I decided to do a parody of what I thought Tazz's points would have been. Unfortunately, it came off as less of a parody and more of an attack on engie. I did figure it out and was going to remove it after the EOTB (since we all know that Tazz NEVER quotes posts made after the start of an update in that same update, right?), but then Tazz suddenly changed the rules to quote my post despite it having been made after the EOTB, meaning that by the time I was going to change it and apologize for the parody gone wrong, it was already too late to do anything about it. Not quite peeved about the reaction (after all, I did screw up and probably should have known better), but I am at least a little annoyed that Tazz changed the rules to prevent me from fixing my mistake and avoiding this whole mess.
Anyways, the Hyperstorm is dead, and I somehow survived.
Or is it?
You know how the dodge chance against the 25000 damage attack was listed as 80%, and the roll was exactly 90? The dodge chance is actually 90%, because the Hyperstorm's evasion is increased by 10% as long as someone (me) is piloting it. Here is the proof of the Hyperstorm having this ability:
Piloting: The Hyperstorm is dangerous enough when EXOS the AI is piloting it, but is far more dangerous with a human at the controls. A player piloting this craft gives it +10% evasion, adds +25% damage to its attacks, makes the Hyperstorm have some of the immunities players have (everything except the damage scale difference), and more importantly can use the Psionic Energy Core to use special abilities.
So thus, the Hyperstorm actually dodged that attack by a super-close margin (a matter of inches when the ship's maneuverability makes most dodges a dodge of several meters away from the attack). In addition, it also received extra repairs from the Avenger's engineers (The Emperor removed its ability to get invulnerability, but repairing it for 5000 HP is most definitely not invulnerability).
However, even though the craft is alive, there is a difference between a Hyperstorm with full health and one that is nearly dead, namely that the nearly dead one is nearly dead and will die very quickly. Thus, EXOS pulls the craft out with a teraport, making everyone else think it vanished from existence. It ends up in EXOS's Drone Factory, which, though it has not been charged enough to add it as an entity, is on the edge of the battlefield to get drones in and out of action reasonably quickly.
Alright, since I know you have an enemy boss to kill, I am going to make this very quick. You need repairs, badly. I am going to launch a quick repair, then jump you back in.
Not too quick though, my clairoyance ability says several players are trying to compete to knock this thing out of the sky for the valuable Weath Ray.
Alright then, I will drop you in for a return right at the start of the EOTB. Hang on, time to rebuild all its systems.
Wait! If you wait until the EOTB to send this thing back in, Tazz could easily say that would be "leaving the battlefield" and then eliminate this craft based on that.
Relax, the Drone Factory is on the edge of the battlefield, so it is not quite leaving the battlefield. But just to be sure, I will drop the craft back in right afterwards so that it isn't removed from play solely because it "left the battlefield", since I am fairly certain that rule only refers to stuff like the UOSS's orbiting where it could only be attacked every other turn due to abuse of (horribly inaccurate) orbital mechanics, as well as people who run their entities off the battlefield whenever they get shot at.
Crusher48 temporarily ejects from the craft, allowing me to repair it. How, you ask? When most people imagine repairs, they imagine some bald Texan banging on the thing with a wrench until it magically regenerates health. Though that does actually work here, it is horribly inefficient. To repair things effectively, you need to do better then that.
First off, I analyze the damage. The ship is in bad shape overall, but I know that I cannot repair everything, even if I use a 16 post charge to do it. A quick analysis by Scout Drones (which are equipped with advanced scanning technology that, though designed to work on enemies, is just as useful for repairing friendly craft) gets the intelligence I need. The hyper-compressed armor has been stripped away layer by layer. Though its advanced nanomotile system allows it to flow into gaps in the armor to mantain sufficient coverage to block incoming fire, the few attacks that connected blasted away most of it and had started to punch into the hull. In addition, it appears an enemy has attacked it with glitch-based weaponry, corrupting its code and shredding its integrity. It would have killed the craft too, had Crusher48 not pulled an epic evasive maneuver to dodge the attack by mere inches (to be fair, knowing exactly where and how the attacks are going means you can safely and semi-reliably dodge by mere inches, but I know that he only dodged it by the skin of his teeth anyways) and leave enough armor behind to soak the hit. Had that dodge not happened (like most people would think happened due to my hologram drone covert extraction maneuver), the integrity corrosion would have melted the hyper-spatial manifest, collapsing the extra-dimensional space and leaving the Hyperstorm dead.
But the most severe damage is to the shield projector array. Unlike the inaccurate description of the shield generator itself being destroyed by a supernaturally accurate attack, that is not quite true. The shield generator itself is, along with pretty much all of the power supply, embedded inside the Hyperstorm's extradimensional area, making it pretty much impossible to attack the power supply directly except by knocking out the hyper-spatial manifest. However, what it knocked out is the shield projector system, which is what is needed to project the shields generated by the shield generator into the normal-space dimension where they can actually block hits. Without it, the shields can generate all they want, but the cold plasma that makes up the shields is trapped inside the shield generator and unable to be sent out to protect the craft. The good news is that it appears that this also nullified the rest of a potentially fatal attack by using the wormhole in the projector in reverse and changing the destination to dump the rest of the energy into a different extradimensional space to nullify it at the cost of frying itself and leaving the ship defenseless.
Unfortunately, there is a small problem: repairing the shield projector would require disconnecting the Hyperstorm's hull from the extradimensional space, which of course would destabilize and destroy it. However, the expert Doctor Philip "Phalanx" Summers has a solution in the form of a T-sink. According to Phalanx, they work by taking time from one location and dumping it somewhere else. Thus, I use a T-sink (or, more precisely, several of them) to freeze the entire extra-dimensional space in time, and dump the time into a manufacturing area where the replacement systems are constructed. Because the extra-dimensional region is larger than the manufacturing area, this means that freezing time in the extra-dimensional space creates enough extra time that dumping it into manufacturing area makes time go 10x faster inside it.
Now that the extra-dimensional space is frozen in time, I disable the hyper-spatial manifest on it and shift the real-space hull to a manfuacturing room. Over the course of 6 minutes real-time (which is an hour of time for the manufacturing area to construct things due to the T-sink), the factory rapidly executes repairs. To start, it runs a program to make the nano-motile armor system clump up around the rear of the ship to open up the center of the hull to execute repairs. While additional hyper-compressed armor is added to that system to fix up the hull, worker drones are able to access the broken shield projector, remove it, and then substitute in an entirely new shield projector. Yes, when something is extremely damaged like this it is actually easier to make new parts than to attempt to fix existing parts.
Then, the operation moves to tackle the corruption of the Hyperstorm's code integrity. Due to having the results of the Virus in my memory, I know how to fight code corruption attacks. Killing the corrupting entity may or may not actually eliminate the effect, but you can never be sure. However, with my new SPIDER modules, I can be sure the corruption goes away. SPIDER modules (which have an acronym solely to make the enemy waste time trying to figure it out) act like real-world spiders, except they hunt computer bugs instead of actual bugs. They constantly spread a "web" across everything nearby, reaching into the code of whatever it can reach. When the web contacts a bug, it traps it and nullifies its effects, allowing the main module to then bombard the trapped bug with various attacks to change its state until the bug destroys itself (or just trap it and lock it in a separate sandbox computing environment to mitigate the damage, though most bugs can be forced to self-destruct with these modules there are always some that are far too dangerous to deal with). A quick sweep with half a dozen SPIDER-equipped worker drones cleans out the integrity damage. And yes, Crusher48, I tested them against the corrupted data, with little if any effect. UserZero's corruption effect far exceeds the power of SPIDER modules to de-corrupt, at least not without more information. We would need a miracle to get anything at all out of that data, and given that we are not about to risk the multiverse on attempting to get a 10000 roll on a paradox, a miracle is unlikely to occur.
Once the new shield projector is in place, I then insert a new module. This module should help deal with the problem of the Hyperstorm's passive defense abilities conveniently vanishing when it comes under attack. I can't quite say how it works (because if I did it might let slip a weakness that someone could exjploit), but I do know that it will also auto-mute Crusher48 well before he gets banned for something dumb (or at least it should). I also add a reading for the amount of blaster bombs constructed and ready to launch to its HUD, so that the pilot can effectively use them (OOC: blaster bombs should be added to its stats bar).
Once that is done, more replacement armor flows into the craft, and the nano-motile armor moves back into position over the hull to cover it against damage again. I then send this main hull back to the room where the extra-dimensional space is being saved from collapse solely by use of a T-sink, and reactivate the hyper-spatial manifold to link it back to the extra-dimensional core. Once I am ABSOLUTELY sure that systems are stable (one mistake could easily blow up the extra-dimensional space), I deactivate the T-sink. The Hyperstorm's systems reboot, and gives off a signal to show that it is performing optimally. The shield projector channels excess shields from the shield generator (which had been building up shields even as the shield projector had been disabled, but had been unable to send those shields to where it would be useful) around the realspace hull, allowing the shields to protect the still-weakened hull against damage. All that I need to do now is get the pilot back in there for his part of the job.
Unfortunately, the nature of this last-minute repair (as the Hyperstorm was, briefly, marked as destroyed) leaves some harmful side effects. For one thing, the hard reboot of its systems combined with the fact that the pilot was forced to disconnect leaves it with no psi-meter, even where it should have built one up. Secondly, I had to drop a seperate Weath Ray out of storage into the battle to get everyone to think it was dead, which means that two Weath Rays total will be in the hands of enemies once the Hyperstorm goes down for real. Thirdly, sans still took some damage from the shock of losing a friendly boss, though seeing the boss come back MIGHT reduce it to 2 damage instead of 4 damage. So yes Tazz, you can still punish the team quite a bit for Crusher's outburst earlier, even though you didn't quite get to kill it completely like you wanted to.
(OOC: as much power as is needed to repair the shield projector repairs the shield projector (which, due to the shield generator's buildup, leaves the craft with 50000 shields), and all other energy goes into repairing the craft's hull.)
Now that the Hyperstorm is done repairing, I get back in, and receive a teraport back into action to arrive above the battlefield. The enemies will be shocked for approximately 10 seconds before they react, so I have to act fast. I fire a critical fusion lance straight into the Imperator-class titan. The shields surge in a desperate attempt to block the attack, but are overwhelmed. The slightly mitigated shot slams right into its torso, nearly knocking the mech down. Assuming the target survives, however, it then has to survive the second phase of the attack. A pair of portals opens up on the Hyperstorm, one on each side. Each portal then spits out a massive array of green orbs. In the span of a few seconds, nearly a thousand orbs fly out of the ship, and begin orbiting in several spiral rings. Once all the blaster bombs are deployed, the bombs suddenly stop orbiting and go flying right into the Titan at supersonic speeds. The result is a Macross Missile Massacre of titanic proportions, as each individual bomb homes in on the Titan, impacts, and detonated in a deafening explosion. The combined explosions of all the bombs create a catastrophic detonation that rips apart the Titan. Assuming the guest star inside it was not destroyed by the titan being overkilled, the rest of the damage carries into her and blows her to pieces. If not, the overkill hits Ultra Greed for catastrophic damage. (For the record, blaster bombs deal 25000 damage per turn of buildup up to 3 turns of buildup, the Hyperstorm was (or should be) alive for 3 rounds, so it deals 75000 damage with the blaster bombs, doubled by a crit-bonus).
I also notice that the Imperator left a spoil of war behind. I send in a swarm of worker drones to get it before anyone else can steal it, and then teraport it straight into the possession of Crusher48. With that spoil of war, we might just change the tide of this war.
So if we decorrupt this data, we can probably win. Problem is, this data is corrupted on a far deeper level than even SCP-732 can inflict. But maybe SCP-732 at least knows something about it?
I find a computer, get SCP-732 to infect it, then interrogate it to possibly get information on how the data is corrupted.
oh yeah prettyboy! i ain't giving you gorilla! okay, maybe I am giving you a gorilla, but only because i would love to see a gorilla beat you to death.
Bad idea, 732. I just plugged in a sensor into your computer port. As you can now see, I have you on top of a pit of lava. If you fail to give me what I want, I will activate this lever, dumping your current computer and hard drive into lava.
like i care about that. you were stupid enough to try and contain me in a code-based world. even if you wiped out this computer, i would just escape and then summon the aforementioned gorilla to beat you to death.
The corrupted hard drive attempts to spread its influence throughout the server. However, I took the precaution of surrounding the computer with four SPIDER modules EXOS gave me, so any corruption he spreads out of his isolated computer is wiped out before it can cause any damage.
hey wait, why is this not working? i should be able to spread and create tons of paradoxes to corrupt this entire world's data!
I wouldn't try to interrogate you if I lacked containment measures to stop you from attacking me. Now, are you going to listen, or are you going to die?
you know why i don't care? i have already spread across half your database, and have been reliably tricking you into losing access to the type of anomalous things that would help you. even if you killed this computer, i would still have plenty of resources to continue destruction of your database anyways. so, scp-man, you have just ran into the first law of trying to kill an ai: they always have a backup.
Sure you have a backup. Just not in this world. If you die here, you will never get to corrupt and overtake this server.
you know what, fine. i'll help you. wait, what do you want again?
Stop playing dumb. You see that corrupted file in the {REDACTED} folder?
i see it, but i don't want to touch it. no fun in corrupting data that was already corrupted by something else.
Too bad. Your job is to analyze it, figure out how it is corrupted, and give me everything you know about that form of corruption and how to de-corrupt it to recover the original data. And before you try deleting it to troll me, your 'first law of killing an ai' applies to regular non-sentient data as well, so all you will accomplish is getting yourself dumped into lava.
I let him run through that to see if he can find any usable information. After that, I just leave him there in that computer, with the SPIDER modules still active to stop him from spreading. Hey, I said I would not drop him into lava, I never said I would let him spread across this server. Besides, he might give me more usable information later on.
Alright, why did we come here again?
Bradford, you came here because we are in a desperate fight against extremely powerful opponents. You see this thing that is flying around and that just blew apart a massive mech with blaster bombs? That would be the Hyperstorm. You want to draw attention away from it before it goes down again, but given the fact that it is a fighter and your teams are ground teams, you really can't actually protect it. You see that giant Mario boss over there? That is a form of Bowser, but more importantly if it dies the fact that it is a semi-bosslike thing would probably bring down sans, that skeleton over there, who really needs to stay alive. You should protect Bowser, but don't bother trying to protect sans, the sort of attacks going after him won't be stopped by a small six-man squad.
I was drinking too much. I just know it.
Oh, and see if you can use your comms systems to contact anything beyond that barrier a few miles that way.
Sure, whatever. This is probably a dream anyways.
I order the rookies to run around screaming to try to draw fire (I estimate a 25% chance for every attack against allies to get distracted and blow up a rookie instead, but those guys are the expendable idiots that think they can be soldiers but can't really be soldiers), then order a drop of an XCOM team consisting of a Ranger, a Sharpshooter, a Grenadier, two Specialists, and a Psi Operative to land on the ground. Too bad that our Skyranger has limited range (in exchange for being impossible to shoot down), otherwise we would just deploy troops here from a nice, safe place on the other side of the planet from this mess.
Meanwhile, I, Bowser, wait until someone tries to attack me (or, if no one goes after me, I wait until they go after another friendly), block that attack with my shell, then counterattack against their team with an attack from each of my arms.
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
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=Turn One=
(31 / 40) Besieging: The Armored Carrier
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(35 / 50) The Pact (+3 from Mythic, +3 from Tazz)
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This attack is FOCUSED. SO VERY FOCUSED.
I decide to re-engage my Salt Elemental form, and go after the Hyperstorm in a final attempt to kill it. I proceed to craft wings of pure salt, then dash towards the Hyperstorm, salt trailing behind me, creating beautiful crystalline trails as I fly. The sheer power of salt allows me to catch up to the Hyperstorm. I promptly land on it, and place a Salt Crystal on it, before flying off. It's a pretty small crystal; about the size of a kitten.
The Salt Crystal grows; it's a sentient salt crystal! It promptly starts gobbling up parts of the Hyperstorm, and grows in mass. It then rips off parts of the Hyperstorm's armor, and assimilates it. It's now covered in the Hyperstorm's own armor plating, and it's only getting bigger! It's then promptly identified as the Salty Assimilation Unit, given it's ability to copy bits of the craft it attacks!
Using the newly acquired armor, the Salty Assimilation Unit ignores all sorts of defensive fire, and proceeds to burrow into the Hyperstorm. It burrows it's way to the Fusion Lance that's onboard, and proceeds to assimilate that too! It then turns they Hyperstorm's own wepaon against it, firing plasma bolts inside the Hyperstorm, leaving it unable to dodge the barrage! It then rips into another system, and assimilates the Blaster Bombs!
It then plants those inside it's body, in such a way that if the Salty Assimilation Unit dies, they'll explode! After generally filling parts of the Hyperstorm with holes using the Fusion Lance, it then decides to take the Weath Ray for itself. Now the Salty Assimilation Unit is about the size of a mammoth, and it decides to make use of that mass by using the assimilated Weath Ray parts as a bludgeon, instead of using it properly. It smashes chunks of the Hyperstorm off, assimilating those random chunks. Those chunks are stored in the various parts of its body, for later use.
The Salty Assimilation Unit then creates several salty tendrils, and shoots them into the framework of the ship. It takes down the Clairvoyant Evasion System, and obtains massive bursts of speed. Helpless to avoid any sort of attacks, the Hyperstorm is promptly Fusion Lance'd into the ground, then Weath Ray'd. Next goes the Shield Generators, then the EMP Cannon, which are added to my salty creation.
It then rapid-fire point-blanks the crashed Hyperstorm with the EMP Cannon and bashes it with the Weath Ray once more. It assimilates more chunks, and is about the size of a small house now. More salty tendrils are created, and they go and take down the Piloting. I then fly back to the Salty Assimilation Unit on wings of salt, and land in the newly-stolen piloting system. I then begin surgically cutting large chunks off of the Hyperstorm; a wing here, the main hull there, the mind control system riiiiight over there...
I then decide to use the Mind Control System on the Hyperstorm, by expending 5 FOSSILS. Given that its' still an entity AND the Mind Control System can target bosses below 20% HP, I control the Hyperstorm. It somehow takes off, and decides to slam itself into the ground a couple dozen times. I then get it to fly up as I make the Salty Assimilation Unit take over the Gravity Cannon. I then fly the Salty Assimilation Unit over the Hyperstorm, and nudge it with a Gravity Cannon shot.
Given how gravity works, the Hyperstorm is shot straight down into the ground, again. I then keep using the Mind Control system to it's full potential, and keep getting the Hyperstorm to rise up, before I grav-cannon it again. I keep doing this, assimilating more chunks of the Hyperstorm as I do so. The Salty Assimilation Unit is now the size of a somewhat bigger house.
I then loot every last other weapon system on the Hyperstorm. The PSI Lance. The Time Warp. That's it. I now have my own salt-based Hyperstorm flying right above the original Hyperstorm.
This is where the attack would've ended, with a suicidal salt-ram-Blaster-Bomb-finish.
But then I realized that Battlefury is using a charge to counter this.
So we're gonna need to try a little harder than that.
I then decide that having my own salty Hyperstorm isn't enough. I get a crew of players to ensure that the Hyperstorm stays rooted to the ground, where it is, while I take off into the stars. The Salty Assimilation Unit is now built to travel, with the Hyperstorm's own insane speed. I proceed to break Minecraft's atmosphere, as I zoom off into the beyond. My current goal; to hunt down the TIE-Hivemind.
It is a little known fact that there were two TIE-Hiveminds; one made of gold, one made of silver. There's a good reason only the Gold one appeared in DTG 2: the Sleuth killed the other one. I fly the Salty Hyperstorm through the stars, and proceed on the Silver Hivemind's location. When I eventually find it, it's clear that this won't be an easy battle; millions of TIE-Fighters are swarming its' position, and it'll take some serious firepower to take it down. Which I happen to have. I fire several Fusion Lance bolts into the swarm, fragging multiple TIE-Fighters with each shot.
The TIE-Swarms then close on the Salty Hyperstorm, but it's no matter; I simply use the Salty Hyperstorm's insane speed to ram into them all. All of their mass is instantly assimilated into my craft, giving me massive blaster arrays harvested from every last TIE-Fighter. I proceed to abuse these new blasters, and end up coating my entire craft in them! After about 1% of the TIE-Swarm is destroyed via ramming, I reveal my TRUE POWER: I press a button, and every single TIE-Laser that's in my craft fires. They're positioned on EVERY LAST SURFACE of the Salty Hyperstorm. A massive pulse of laser blasts fly out in every direction, smashing TIE's to bits!
I then proceed to mash the fire button while spinning my ship. I then become the world's most glorious laser disco ball, blowing up thousands of TIE's with each button press. The Salty Assimilation Unit keeps taking the bits of destroyed TIE, thus causing the Salty Hyperstorm to be the size of a slightly larger Hyperstorm. I don't know. The siliver TIE-Hivemind then unleashes a swarm of Advanced TIE's upon my craft! It's a simple matter of ramming straight into them to clear them up.
I then peg the silver TIE-Hivemind with Fusion Lance rounds and Weath Ray pulses. The Silver Hivemind takes massive hull damage, allowing me to dash straight through it. As I dash, I end up assimilating the whole Hivemind. I now have access to entire swarms of TIE-Fighters with my salty "little" vessel. Not satisfied with the size of my ship, I decide to attack a random Imperial Star Destroyer that happened to be flying about.
It was no match for overpowered dodging and TIE-spam. The Star Destroyer is obliterated, and I assimilate all of it. I then go after another. And another. And another. Eventually, my salty Hyperstorm is much greater a vessel than the Star Destroyers ever were. But why stop there? I then pilot my craft towards the nearest Death Star. Every galaxy has that one guy who wanted to build a giant death station.
I fly into range, and narrowly avoid a massive turbolaser barrage. And by "narrowly", I mean the lasers never had even the slightest chance of hitting me. I proceed to fire out barrages of TIE-Fighters, which I get to circle the Death Star, creating "rings" of sorts around it. These rings begin to carve the Death Star in two, blasting massive chunks of it off into space. I join this ring, constantly shelling the Death Star with the strongest weapons I have. Ever so slowly, the Death Star is slowly cut into two halves, like a giant (water)melon.
I slowly abuse the TIE's to gather the chunks of the Death Star, slowly turning the Salty Hyperstorm into the Salt Star. I obtain the planet-melting laser of it, and every single last toy aboard, including some kid's fake lightsaber replica. I then turn the Salt Star towards the Battlefield. I then fire the Superlaser towards the original Hyperstorm's position on the battlefield. There's still bits of it left; enough for it to still be considered an entity.
The explosion is massive. Everything within 200 blocks was instantly wiped out, along with all the players I assigned to hold the Hyperstorm down. Oops. Not satisfied, I then use the Salt Star's still-present super-speed to crash straight into where the Hyperstorm once was.
Players from beyond the 5000-block wall said that the Salt Star's descent was like the very moon was falling down. The resulting explosion was described as "one of those awesome explosions with a mushroom cloud and those fancy surrounding rings that looked cool also it made a huge dooj noise". I walk out of the wreckage, somehow totally unharmed.
But then it hits me. This whole thing was a delusion. The Hyperstorm was already dead. But nothing can stop me. Nothing will stop me. FROM RAINING DESTRUCTION UPON THIS ENTIRE WORLD. Using the Way-TimeParadoxForwardGameBreaking Machine, I summon a replica Hyperstorm to do this attack.
Moments after the "end" of this attack, EVERYTHING that the explosion has graced is pulled into the supposed crater of the "Hyperstorm". The Salty Assimilation Unit has evolved into the Salty God of Hyperdeath. It grows a massive pair of wings, and hovers over the battlefield. I stand upon its' head, laughing, clearly hysterical.
ag: The Sleuth decides to spare everyone his normal typing quirk, only using it here. In the first line.
ag: "I WILL SHOW THIS WORLD SALTY RETRIBUTION."
ag: "THIS WORLD WILL KNOW MY STATUS AS THE GOD OF SALT. ALL KNOWN UNIVERSES WILL TREMBLE WITH FEAR AT THE UNGODLY AMOUNTS OF SALT I HAVE SHOWN YOU ALL TODAY. THIS WORLD IS MINE NOW. AND I WANT TO DESTROY IT.
Even Uzi herself gives an "oh gorilla" before quickly taking cover. I command the Salty Hyperdeath to simply point in the PZ Side's general direction. It merely points, before a massive beam of salt fires out, carving destruction and death into the battlefield, sundering the bedrock and generally melting everything that the beam even grazes. I laugh as I witness the destructive power that I truly hold on this world.
I command the Salty Hyperdeath to fly upward, and to abuse the full extent of it's power. It points one arm downward. A massive pillar of salt descends from above, the entire PZ-Side encompassed in it. I get the Salty Hyperdeath to wave it's other arm around, using gravitational forces to pick up the entire PZ-Side and slam it around. There's blood and salt everywhere, but I'm still not done. I pull out the Armistyx, and proceed to jump into the massive pillar of salt to individually attack every last PZ.
First comes Joshua. I decide to abuse his current element, and switch the Armistyx to Tazer Scythe Mode. (You know, one of those gun-tazers.) I proceed to electrocute him. But a normal tazer's prongs are so tiny. So frail. I decide to amp it up, increasing the size of my tazer by a factor of 10. Joshua is impaled by massive, trident-like tazer-prongs, then fried with the force of like a zillion volts.
Next up is The Hulk. I switch the Armistyx to Hulkbuster Armor Scythe Mode, and proceed to curbstomp the Hulk with it. My anger EASILY eclipses the Hulk's at the moment, allowing me to break every last bone in his body and crush his skull with the Hulkbuster's power. I then reveal that THIS Hulkbuster suit has a howitzer in the arm, and proceed to pump the Hulk's head full of it, sending a crescendo of red into the salty pillar.
Next is Conservation_Of_Ninjutsu. I proceed to become the world's best pirate, and switch the Armistyx into Space Pirate Ship Scythe Mode. I proceed to crash the space ship into him, and I reveal that I have a whole crew of players inside the ship somehow! They all team up on him, and brutally stab him with cutlasses! I then roll out a massive cannon, duct-tape Conservation_Of_Ninjutsu to the front of it, and then fire it. It's a mess.
Mega Fatt- well, he's in a cooking contest. I think.
Next on the chopping block is Steven. I don't know EXACTLY what Steven is (Steven Universe, or just a steven of sorts?), so I decide to simply smash him around with a gigantic Armistyx hammer made of giant gemstones. I proceed to knock him out of the pillar of salt we're all in for a brief second, only to pull him back in with the Armistyx in Chain Knife Scythe Mode. I then unstab him, then fill his mouth with salt before moving on.
Next is The Snowball. Even if it ISN'T an actual snowball, this will still hurt. I proceed to switch the Armistyx to Sword Forge Scythe Mode, and trap the Snowball in it! I crank up the heat, all while forging a massive flaming blade inside the forge! Given how bad I am at forging blades, I end up stabbing the Snowball a couple dozen times in the process! I then also accidentally kick it into a giant vat of oil, which I promptly light ablaze.
Next to be broken is Love. I decide to get two Armistyx's for this one; I then proceed to create two Armistyx Tanks, attach them to both sides of Love, and forcibly pull Love apart, causing forced heartbreak. I then take all of Love's arrows, shove then into every orifice in it's body, then proceed to toss a potion of anti-love at love. This makes Love so disgusted with itself that it attempts to commit suicide. Several times.
Next is the Anti-Cooking Virus. Given that it's a virus that's in the Imperator, I decide to NOT hit it with a pillar of salt and instead remotely hack it. I force it to go through all of Dark Souls 1, 2 and all of Bloodborne without losing a single life. While this seems oddly familiar, what isn't familiar is that I'm constantly chipping away at it's code until it DOES win. I also add several food-cooking subroutines to the Anti-Cooking Virus.
Next is Dr. Andonuts. I proceed to grab a massive Armistyx-brand speaker system, and begin to blast Megalovania at insane volumes! This literally launches him out of the salt pillar, but is promptly pulled back in when I use PSI-Magnet on him! Somehow! I then proceed to use PSI-Stabbin A on him, and proceed to literally stab him thirty-seven times in the chest. I then cut off his hands, feed them to the Salty Hyperdeath, then continue on my merry genocidal way.
Finally, I stumble upon Walker. I proceed to call him Walter a dozen times. This causes several chemist-type people to appear, who all fling Splash Potions of Harming at him! He's then given a fine blast of Mana Crystals from the Flamestriker, then recieves a few flamestrikes himself. I then shoot him with the Armistyx in Alarm Gun Scythe mode, which implants a device in him that constantly calls him Walter. Truly, a fate worse than death.
I then proceed to get back on the head of the Salty Hyperdeath, and do one last gambit. I use the Salty Hyperdeath's massive talons on it's arms to cleave through each and every last PZ multiple times, before grasping all of them in it's hands, and devouring them with the Salty Hyperdeath. Inside the Salty Hyperdeath, they fall through a special gauntlet of salt shakers, salt saws, crushers and more salt pillar beams! I then set off an implosive device in the Salty Hyperdeath, causing it to collapse upon the PZ Side, burying them in salt. I then decide to use the power of alchemy, and transmute ALL the salt into a massive sphere of Salt-Plutonium-239, which is VERY MUCH at it's critical mass. And critical mass = big boom.
The second explosion is even crazier. The entire battlefield is promptly leveled, and the terrain promptly molds and transforms into the Salty Crater terrain, granting all PZ entities various salt-PSTD related debuffs. The weather has also been changed to Salt Rain, causing light damage to all PZ's every turn. The 5000-block wall of the Battlefield is covered in a fine layer of salt, too. In fact, everything within 25,000 blocks of the blast is covered in a fine layer of salt. The salty mushroom cloud is visible from space, as well.
Focused Attack: I draw the Card from Twitchy's (former) Deck.
Coarsebot? 37/40 +3 from Tazz
[FREE CHARGE SLOT]/[RESERVED]
The Plusinator Crystals 35/50 +3 from Tazz (Will be added as one of the Alchemiter Ingredient or Module making process for upgrading or creating items that has the + next to the level Also it wont moves up a level that it will be at 15+ if I made a Level 15 Alchemy while using the Plusinator Crystal. If a Level 15 Alchemy deals 6,000 damage, However the Level 15+ Alchemy deals 6,200 damage)
Alchemy Creation:
Cannon && a pile of Black Midis && Minigun && Lag Reducers = Black (MIDI) Flag 7/11
Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist 6/16
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line (Plusinator Crystals Recommended for this line but the stronger version of the Plusinator Crystal is required for one of the ultimate alchemies that I make): Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Level 15 Alchemies
Allies Action:
The Light Magician will try to use Light Recharge again,,,.
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The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 4/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 4/16
Real Knife && Determination = Termination (You cant spell Determination without Termination, after all).
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i toss the Imperator into a pit and seal it in with bedrock, as well as enact the charge attack below.
Then, i put on a troll face mask and laugh at Ire.
Toby Dog: Attack Ultra Greed. Twice.
===Charge Expended: Finishing Blow: IMPERATOR 15/15 4+ from u0
I fill the bedrock cave the Imperator is traped in with three types of matter: Red, Anti, and Dark. As they all collide, they fuse into a single form... Then reality kicks in. The resulting release of energy is akin to a world exploding, and everything in the shockwave that it emits path is destroyed- Including the imperator
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
"I rather like Earth food, so I'm not about to let you ruin it."
What power do you hold in your hands…?
I conjure up a digital copy of myself in the Imperator's systems, and being hunting the Anti-Cooking Virus, digital blade in digital hand.
Dancing flames, decaying Earth, withered ocean
...Why do I feel like I'll regret making this avatar later?
Entity orders:
Fenris is using Burning Red on Dr Andonuts.
Main Roleplay Chunk:
"Clowns still exist?"
"Never seen a real one before."
"The jesters back home are all fakes, after all."
"Probably just as dangerous, though."
It's well known among both the radiant and supernatural community that while the Order of the Ghost Owl are jesters on paper, they're actually a network of spies and assassins.
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4]
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
See top of post
Charges:
The Pact ========== 39/50 (+3 from Tazz, +6 from Bomber)
Can You Spare... A Heart? ========== 35/50 (+3 from Tazz, +2 From Richard): I guess the next me will have to do it, if they're inclined.
Siren Song ===== 12/20 (+3 from Tazz): I try calling some sirens for help, but they won't answer their phones. This is why I like working with animals, and not people, even if that line seems really blurry at times.
The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 4/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 4/16
Real Knife && Determination = Termination (You cant spell Determination without Termination, after all).
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I sabotage Ire's attack by drowning his slat element in poor Salty Spittoon jokes and a massive tank of water that turns into a acid pit once the salt has been dissloved, reducing it to nothing, as even the power of SALT fails. To ensure that multitasking does not cheese this to the point of failure, i ensure that my actual attack is charged. Then, i realize that using a charged attack is bad idea, so i instead charge the block of his attack
Then, i fire from the Glambeir's Gredidir, which seems to be suffering from even worse spelling errors. Fueling the rockets is DETERMINATION, and since they are determined to hit the hyperstorm, they are going to be very hard to dodge. Then, i pull out a megaphone, and set it to Rudeness Mode. Then, i scream out my rudest post- you know, the one that someone got a 3+ for calling me out on. It suffers from a RUDENESS OVERLOAD, and suffers multiple RUDENESS EXPLOSIONS.
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In order to get an idea of how rude we are talking, let me pull it up. Warning: If you are easily triggered by 100-page old roodness ignor
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CRINGE
I CRINGE so hard, that i CRINGE into the Hyperstorm. Then, i toss a CRINGE BOMB, causing the Hyperstorm to CRINGE. But then it toss a logic bomb it it. A massive LOGIC-PLOSION comsumes the ship as it is illogical for a ship to cringe.
Then, i proceed to travel into the past and brutally murder myself.
Oh, and tazz, one question...
Why did you think it was a good idea to sit the default target of the Arfifact Blaster to an entity that dodges charged attacks and ultimates easily? No, seriously. It was intended to seriously weaken the imperator, and while it would be annoying to have it hit a one-point wonder on the [AZ] side that would at least do more than TARGETING A ENTITY THAT CAN DODGE CHARGE ATTACKS LIKE SANS DODGES. EVERYTHING. On that note, if you do decide to "refund" the damage for some reason, please do not do that. (As in aim at at the weakest AZ) (Please make sure all damage refunds hit the Imperator.
But seriously, the only reasons i can tell for that to be the normal target if i specify none is the following:
1. It was a new boss. (Issue: The Imperator was just as concerning and was equally dangerous, and weaker besides, so new boss or not, still more logical to go for the Imperator)
2. Trololololollolololo (Seriously)
3. To display the Hyperstorm's dodging abilty (Again, you could of just had another entity with a charge ready attack the hyperstorm)
4. Actual punishment for the above rudeness (Problem: it was a great many pages ago and i doubt that you would remember enough to decide to punish me for it. Plus, i don't think have had any serious blots of rudeness lately)
5. Because no target is a serious crime and clearly you must waste your attack (That came off as rude i think, but you said the reason why it targeted the 'storm is because you forgot what it was targeting and thusly aimed it at that. Which, is (see reason 3))
I sabotage Ire's attack by drowning his slat element in poor Salty Spittoon jokes and a massive tank of water that turns into a acid pit once the salt has been dissolved, reducing it to nothing, as even the power of SALT fails before the almighty CHARGE SPAM OF BECAUSE I CAN. Might want to nuke me with something like that, since i can get up to 12 charges into a single charge, so i would start penalizing charges that are below 20 for me only.
But this should only be done if my next charge that is not a summon is under 20.
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Rule Breaker [0]
The Hero's Sword [10]
Temmie Helm [10]
Charges========
Enchanting the D13x13 + D13 Attack determination Dice 14/50 (2+ to all from tazz)
11/11
Battle Against a True Seadog: 5/50
3+ to engie
Wait, why is it that your sole punishment for rudeness would be losing one attack, while my punishment would be losing a boss I literally spent months designing? I get that my whole gameplan here goes against the Narrative and would cause derailment, but seriously?
Wait, why is it that your sole punishment for rudeness would be losing one attack, while my punishment would be losing a boss I literally spent months designing? I get that my whole gameplan here goes against the Narrative and would cause derailment, but seriously?
Quoting my entire post instead of a small part- Ding! Crusher48's sins increased by one
That is a good question..
Oh, and don't forget to null. Unless you plan on editing those into attacks
/actualpostbelowthis command
The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 5/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 5/16
Real Knife && Determination = Termination (You cant spell Determination without Termination, after all) 2/??? .lv.
i preview the Unh0iing
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If the Imperator still lives, nuke it with the Weath Ray.
I eat a hushpuppy, nulling all dog powers this turn except the Toby Dog, then stomp on Star's Phone.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
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i was going to drop a biased comment full of propaganda, but this is just to true.
In other news, FNAC2 come out. Predictably, i was not stupid enough to play....
Because the game is so scary that i'm not even willing to go near the obviously-nightmarefueling wiki to get what i intend to be my next profile pic
/null
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Technically the GS team is the only team that can even be defined as somewhat close to a "good guy" faction. If either of the two other factions wins, planets and universes will blow up either way.
/null
As I've said before: I'm not really taking issue with what your ultimate goal is. I'm taking issue with the specific manner in which you intend to achieve it.
/null
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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/null, but I do disagree with your belief that the GS team are the good guys. Say what you will about Richard's life, but if you win, well...
"Could someone give me an estimate on how many paradox rolls would occur from three universes not being destroyed when they were supposed to? Because I think that would be somewhere in the quadrillions. Based on one universe...to say nothing of how badly you will screw things up if Richard dies here. Do you know what that means? DTG never existed, which means you never found out about it, which means you never actually came back to make sure Richard died, which means that two forum games on the TV Tropes site, one of which is still going on, a short lived MSPA game, a Wiki, an entire FORUM with multiple games on it, a game on the Terraria forums, and at least 5 GAMES ON THIS FORUM ALONE WOULD NEVER HAVE EXISTED. You would cause a ripple effect that would almost certainly give us a 1 on the paradox roll sooner or later, to say nothing of literally...every person that has ever visited the TV Tropes page or one of the forums. Let's say that's been 1000, which is probably small. You just interfered in all of their lives after the fact...and you're going to do this because you can't stomach the fact that Richard did things after going insane...newsflash, the other major godmodder here's ALREADY GONE INSANE!
Let's pretend that this is an alternate timeline for a second...first off, are you willing to take that chance? Second, you saw what Uzi just did. To spite us. She did that out of spite. If she actually had a reason, she'd probably blow up another world in a heartbeat.
Ugh, point is, your goals may be good, but you're not thinking through the consequences of your actions...and while not everyone on the AZ side may be good...well...there's at least me and Talist. Unless Talist decided not to be on the AZ side anymore...in which case, I'm still here."
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Look, Fibsin, Tazz explicitly stated that the only things that'll really worry us is if Richard dies early and if he doesn't get O+. Other than that, we're free to murder him LATER. AS IN NOT NOW. BECAUSE MURDERING HIM NOW IS A TERRIBLE IDEA COUGH COUGH. /null
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/null
"Which is what I was saying in the first place! We are supposed to keep him alive right now, and these shortsighted fools are choosing not to follow that at the worst possible moment!"
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Look, flubsnack, they're still trying to do good. Let it slide. It's not like most of us haven't entertained the idea of murdering him. Plus it never did anyone good to insult their pseudo-allies./null
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1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
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For the record, I PM'd tazz, and he said the death of Richard would only create two paradoxes. two. at most. And that only happens if I fail to figure out how to stop the paradoxes in the first place.
/null
Notice the quotation marks around my comments. That is Star speaking, who hasn't ever wanted to murder him...except for the time that just occurred. What would a "flubsnack" taste like anyways?
Wow. Two. Really?
Wait...two paradoxes, but how many paradox rolls? Because for all I know, the paradoxes are the sudden nonexistence of DTG and DTG2, which would require..."...carry the 7...add the possibility of later sequels...divide by the number of silly jokes I'm making in this line of dialogue..."
/null
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
#heisunworthy
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
UserZero counters with a laser blast from her eyes, a laser blast of pure creative energy! This causes the pure destructive energy within the Cardboard to violently react and explode!
Spur && Mirror && Piece of Paper With the Infinity Symbol On It = Ad Infinitum(AKA Reflection) (Level 15, 1/16).
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
You expend a Charge Token and deal 40,000 damage to the Snow Tank!
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
30,000 damage to Steven!
The Weaponcase: think of a weapon, any weapon. As you do so, open this pure-black briefcase. Tada-the weapon you thought of is now within this briefcase! EVen if this makes no logical sense whatsoever! (IE a WMG bigger than the case itself)! Great for when you need a weapon ASAP, no matter what it is, and no matter how specifc. Need a revolver that can be silenced? That (a) exists and (b) can be summoned! Particuarily...Unique weapons cannot be replicated; that's the only rule.
You're right on the Greed thing.
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
YOU find yourself unable to muster the power to slience anyone, but manage to sing nevertheless. UserZero just kicks you afterwards, then just goes guns blazing into the mass pelting of stuff, destroying it all!
The Ninjas are all dead! Maurice will decisively ignore you for your lack of awareness.
Mettaton summoned! sans...looks confused. Very confused. Mettaton EX's HP is gonna be nerfed to 150,000.
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
#constantsandvariables
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
...I'm not sure if this is using the Alchemical Symbol or not.
10,000 damage to the Hulk!
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
#nosleepforvengance
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
I did a writing exercise like that once. I understand.
19,000 damage to Dialga!
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
It is DEFINITELY not that clown from Madness Combat. If it was he probably wouldn't be nearly this interested in juggling clubs. In fact, this clown is unusually regular. You do not get any sense that this clown has any particular super powers, beyond theoretical clown magics that every clown already has.
The World's Best Minecraft Player uses Antibacterial spray to kill all the microscopic organisms, BUT he can't stop your haxor! He'll try to eat food between dodging volleys, but it'll definitely stick this round...It's subtle, though.
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
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sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
You can't attack Mega Fatty! He's current in Iron Chef! No interaction!
DTG: makes spoilery references.
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!...You didn't specify, so that defaults to +3.
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sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
Wand && Modular Upgrade = Modular Wand (Level 7: 1/8)
You destroy 3 Gasterblasters! You can't do anymore...
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!...See Generic's first post to understand why that didn't work. Yes, the effective outcome of this entire post is basically nothing getting done. sans knows this. sans winks at you. TROLLLLLLLLLLL
Uh, you used charge points for that? Give me a link when the charge was made and finished. You can't recycle Charge points, so Asha is still at 6-but this changes some stuff.
You fail to install the antivirus! The actual virus deletes it!
The Snowball takes 3,000 damage! So much multitasking...You think you could do better if you stuck to one thing in a post.
UserZero responds to your question:
UserZero: oh, what to do after this war, you mean?
UserZero: after getting rid of the two biggest headaches in all of fiction ever directed at me...
UserZero pauses for a moment...But she isn't confused. She's savoring the thought of it, more likely, but DEFINITELY not confused.
UserZero: oh, you misunderstand!
UserZero: THAT is when my life TRULY begins!
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
UserZero (and I) get confused by this odd argument, but shrugs that off while decisively NOT holding still for you to rub salt on her.
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
One minor debuff: If it mimics a boss (or non-main Godmodder), it will take full damage from the link but no healing, regardless of alignment or its Merge special. Bosses are strong. Richard and Uzi are immune outright, but only them.
Beyond that, quite interesting. & summoned! (Finally, a symbol I can type out.)
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
Hooooooooooooooooo boy. Crusher, that took a week to pull off, so I pity you for it.
I have no limit, but as you might know (not sure) I think there's a 12K character limit on posts; this is how big the forum will allow it to go in a single post. Any larger and it would have to be split. At that point, if it has to be split, well, it wouldn't be a focused attack anymore, but the attack would be so stupidly huge that it would take an insane blunder to make it fail either way.
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
Dr. Boom will do as you say and attempt to attack the PZ entities!
All things considered, I'll outright say you're no Battlefield power right now, they can definitely refuse, BUT ultimately that is up to them to decide.
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
You realize Generic has the tape! However, if he allows it, I definitely will.
sans summons 1 gasterblaster!
Festering Horn && Bottled Perish Song && Star of Chaos = The Doomsday Bell (Level 15: 1/16)
15,000 damage to the Hulk!
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
UserZero is literally the queen of all hacks and haxor; all haxor ultimately bows to HER. You find yourself drowning in a massive cube of dirt surrounded by obsidian. And spinning-UserZero's spinning this cube on her finger like a Basketball (rip Barkley) while she does this! She eventually tosses it away.
Laser Smoke Grendade: I'm not sure how lasers have been converted into a gaseous form. But they have, and this grenade creates a temporary laser cloud.
Spoke's Wings: they're a set of non-organic wings that you put on your back Terraria-style (MC players, think the Eltrya but it also gives you extra jump) that belong to this Spoke fellow.
Nerf Bat && Venomshank II Laser Sword = Venomius Lazerias (Level 19: 1/20)
Dare not question the power of Nerfing THAT potent.
Deus Noctem && Life Shaver II Machine Gun = Deterio Inclina (Level 15: 1/16)
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!...Yes, YOU must do the +2ing.
#[REDACTED]
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
Stardust Monolith summoned! It'll do as you say.
I WOULD, but given EoTB order = attack order, this would mean the Broken Church acts faster. It's highly unlikely to come up but on the off-chance it does I can't really allow it. Sorry for the inconvenience.
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
You don't need to CHARGE repairs. Just get a reasonably good job at it in a single post. Wouldn't even need to be focused, though that would obviously help.
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
I veto the Voice. No. Just. No. Nothing that annoying and simultaneously pointless. Even if it isn't actually that annoying.
UserZero proceeds to do unspeakable acts-as in, there lack descriptors-to interrupt the voice with some Chewbacca defense. It instantly works, as the argument is so perfect that the Voice has absolutely no counter and instantly commits seppuku.
...You somehow fail to expend the +4 compensation charge and may use it in another charge.
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
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sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
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sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
Owwwwch.
You feel a sensation of a sharp tip poking against your back and a low growl, so low it's inaudiable. It appears you neglected someone...
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
#eastereggs
Congradulations, the inordinate amount of nullposts worthy of little beyond a repetition of an arc phrase has gone to the point where I'm out of arc phrases. As a result, you somehow stumble upon another Tape, like the one Generic got for beating Twitchy. this one is labeled 2 and is otherwise the same. Well well.
sans summons 3 gasterblasters from the lack of +2!
EXOS +1s all GS Players. I +3 everyone.
Ultra Greed gets refunded HP because I naturally forgot about his Minicrit nullification passive. Still got hit hard. Total HP healed is roughly 27,500, for the curious.
The Hyperstorm and Crusher take careful, CAREFUL aim. This is absolutely important. Should they miss, and the World's Best subsequently hits them, they die instantly. However, one well-placed Weath Ray shot is definitely enough to instant-kill this jerk. Time practically freezes in the mind of Crusher as he takes the shot.
Accuracy for the Crit to hit is 50%-this means on a roll of 100, that any roll above 50 will activate the Critical hit.
The roll for the crit is...57.
Now, techncially the World's Best MC Player has dodge, but it works like a Godmodder's for the most part, and while the Weath Ray doesn't work on legitimate godmodders, this guy is NOT a godmodder, thus, the attack is good enough to overcome dodge (the effect on its dodge chance either definitely didn't hurt).
As such...A small stream of microscopic portals blitzes its way into the head of the World's Best Minecraft Player, obliterating his head and one-shotting him! The Emperor deems the Hyperstorm the victor! You (Crusher) cheer, whoop, scream with delight-it'll live another day, and you've killed the jerk in a shot as well! The Hyperstorm gains permanent critical hits! Well, except on the Weath Ray, but now it's 'critical hit' effect is instead an 'Instant Kill' chance, skipping anything and everything to instantly kill any non-boss, non-godmodder target, and dealing 400,000 damage to bosses. Hype!
...You then notice the Hyperstorm glitching, and recall Integrity.
Integrity checks are similar to dodges, mind, but as the Integrity is 85%, as long as it's above 15 this will trigger no adverse effect.
The roll is...3. Definitely not a pass. Crusher...I probably can't predict this now, but I'll bet you're frustrated. But let's take a step back and realize that, had you not been rude, this wouldn't have happened. I'll drop the issue at this point-I only did two things that had an overall massive impact-but, yeah. Don't do that twice or it's a straight-up ban, I'm not tolerating that again.
The Hyperstorm immediately takes 10,000 damage, which, minus 5,000 from the passive, is still a definite kill. It goes out with a pathetic whimper, Crusher spared its fate (read: Alive) as the one consolidation as it flickers out of existence, dropping the weapon it JUST used to the hard ground below, right over the PZ territory. The drop damages its internal energy capacitors and it was naturally not meant to be fielded by infantry in this state, but it is still usable.
As the Toby Dog was responsible for that, and that was the summon of Battlefury, this means Battlefury13 claims the Weath Ray! This conglomerate of technology from across the Multiverse is an extremely powerful weapon, capable of basically creating a line of subatomic wormholes to rip through almost any defense. it does (relatively) small damage on a standard hit, but not only penetrates any guard or shield (re: you can hit ANY HP bar on an entity even if you otherwise could not), but it also has a low chance of a crit, which instead of doing 2x damage, will multiply the damage by a factor of 5, and doing a Focused action will increase the odds of this landing. Minicritting will add +10% to the chance (+20% for focused), and critting will additionally double damage as normal but also change the standard crit effect to an Instant-kill effect. The odds of a crit unfocused are 5%, while the odds of it focused are 20%. It has one drawback: A cooldown of 7 turns. Nerfed from Crusher's iteration of it for reasons that I pray are obvious.
sans immediately takes 4 damage as a result of the Hyperstorm's death! He grits his teeth and bares it smiling still, but you can tell that he got REALLY angry from that. The bone symbol from before fades into the ether, but he's not done yet; he also spawns 1 gasterblaster, as his trap wore off.
sans: well...
sans: that hurt.
sans: but.
sans: nothing i can't pay back.
In addition, as the PZs scored the kill, they push the battlefield back 50 blocks! UserZero grins-finally! And with the defensive walls up, if you're pushed back to 5,000...Well, that'll end badly. Though it's pretty much a pipe dream for her, as long as you're still fighting! This is only a small setback! Keep going!
Twitchy's Deck begins to turn red...It's steaming hot! It's still safe to hold for you guys, but if you want to use a Card, you have until next turn to do so, it seems! Reminder: Drawing is a focused action. By next turn, it'll melt into a pile of Ichorium, which, while Ichorium is valuable by itself, is also definitely not the battlefield-changing deck of cards it is now.
The Sleuth promptly erupts in a vast storm of salt for reasons I hope are self-apparent at this point. This has no effect in this EoTB whatsoever.
The Clown continues his nonchalant juggling, while UserZero immediately switches to public chat-aka, the chat she uses for global announcements, or chatting with the outside world; a feature you do not have. (Break the wall!)
#UserZero: Rotten, we have a problem.
+$HaveARottenDay$: What, is there a hole-
#UserZero: I had mentioned the Dark Carnival, but I had them contained before. However, I think their...Usual actions have destroyed their containment, as I didn't have the power to make it totally foolproof.
+$HaveARottenDay$: Oh no, oh no.
+$HaveARottenDay$: They haven't left the $5,000.00 -block radius have they?
#UserZero: No. They haven't mounted an offense of note JUST yet, but...
#UserZero: OK, we need to start reconnecting the former citizens of earth, and get everyone as far away as possible-distance barely helps but at the very least, it CAN.
+$HaveARottenDay$: Right. Now, to answer questions...Ugh, already bombarded.
The Clown le-vanishes with a wink and nothing else-no fancy particle effects.
+$HaveARottenDay$: Ah, sweet Profit, we've already got shelters up! Good!
+$HaveARottenDay$: Now, err...The Dark Carnival. Let's just put it this way:
+$HaveARottenDay$: The worst clowns in existence.
+$HaveARottenDay$: This is where the Monster Clown trope comes from. It's THAT bad.
+$HaveARottenDay$: But its worse than just that-they're also omnicidal and interested in creating completely unpredictable errors in timespace.
+$HaveARottenDay$: So basically, dealing with them puts you squarely in the red.
+$HaveARottenDay$: I'm trying to get into contact with the others affected by the Avatar effect, so we can form a community, then...
+$HaveARottenDay$: Well, then we leave. We were never going to stay long to begin with-maybe set up shop elseware, but definitely not in an active warzone, even if its contained.
+$HaveARottenDay$: It'll take a while to get everything sorted-that'll be my job, and it's why I can't really help now. My abilties are being stretched to the limits and that is with considerable help.
+$HaveARottenDay$: The rest of you, get EVERYTHING you can. Resources, Food, ANYTHING of even remote value you think might be useful to take. Gather as much as possible-put them into Chests. NOT Trapped Chests, regular Chests only!
+$HaveARottenDay$: Consider this a long-term goal but one that must be constantly worked towards...
+$HaveARottenDay$: Good news is, Members of the Dark Carnival are easy to spot as they aren't gonna be very blocky, as would most normal things...
+$HaveARottenDay$: If you see anything...EXTREMELY abnormal, or any clowns, or any clowns doing cult-like activities, let me know IMMEDIATELY.
You have a bad feeling things are about to go south, fast. sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster.
The Toby Dog uses Rewrite on Ultra Greed! Proving that he is definitely the relative of the Annoying Dog, instead of just obliterating it, he instead destroys his bank file's storage, which somehow autorepairs with 10 pennies less...And also, 15% Integrity Damage from temporarily obliterating a critical file! sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster.
He then uses Patch Quilt on himself, healing himself for 30,000 HP! sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster. Ultra Greed naturally starts adding to the massive saltstorm, as he is now too poor to afford Double Down. Stupid Dog! The integrity check comes to 76, which means Ultra Greed is safe. The Nightmare smacks some Clockwork Legates into oblivion; 17,500 damage ensures, translating to 17 dead Legates (including the 10 assigned to self-heal), and the nightmare gains more attack! sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster. Dr. Boom wasn't ordered to use the Final Countbomb, so he opts for normal attacking against the PZs: He gets 3 and 1 in that order. Dr. Boom is already fully charged and lacks BoomBots, so the extra charge point he would gain normally is instead deposited in his hands, and then is smacked against Steven's face for 10,000 damage (destroying it; no, he can't transfer excess charge to other charges). sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster. Then Dr. Boom summons 10 BoomBots! Yuzita fires her code laser at-owch! She'd have attacked SCP-882 more but a Stone Barricade got in the way. She also loses 2 GB from radiation. sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster.
Dark Dreamy Bowser sets up 3 more attacks against Ultra Greed! sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster. The 3 players do something more generic than usual, and take their combined power as minecraft players to make a series of TNT cannons, which all fire at The Snowball for a total of 60,000 damage! sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster, and then another, and then another. Dr. Boggle takes 2 damage from Radiation! SCP-882 spawns 3 Maxwellites and 2 Neo-Mekhanates and gives 2 stacks of Call to the Wizened Hag, and 1 to the Hulk! sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster. The other members of the Broken Church act: The Neo-Mekhanates grant SCP-882 5,000 HP in heals, The Maxwellites slash at the Snowball for 6,000 damage, and the remaining Clockwork Legates slash at the Hulk for 1,000 damage! sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster. The Avenger spawns 10 rookies! sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster.
The Anti-Zero team is ready for more ownage, when suddenly, UserZero leaps up from her seat, up into the sky, and crashes back down to earth, creating a ridiculously huge shockwave! Everything else this turn except a few entities and the Godmodders can act!
Ultra Greed (Iron Chef) can't buy Double-Down! He then realizes that it would cost a total of 75 pennies to then use it so ironically this allows him to act. Eh. He then uses the standard Wheel of Fortune! He nets two keys-causing Key coins to appear everywhere, unlocking doors and spawning Greed Gapers, which dogpile Mega Fatty! Mega Fatty takes a minicritted 30,000 damage! Dreamy Dark Bowser laughs as he pulls out a hammer and nails Ultra Greed three times, dealing a total of 35,000 damage! Ultra Greed then takes 5,000 damage from Radiation! Another integrity check occurs...5! Ultra Greed's very code is purged of some HP, ignoring all of his passives and dealing a straight 8,750 damage! Ultra Greed turns Red-this atrocious ganging-up on him must end NOW! sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster.
Star's Armored Phone (stunproof by nature) continues gathering data. sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster. Tarkus (just spawned) uses his Main Cannons on the Snowball, dealing 12,000 damage! sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster. Ampersand (just spawned) mimics sans! This will allow him to spawn Gasterblasters of his own! sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster. So does Ampersand.
The Imperator doesn't get an action but its passives resume order-Gordon Ramsay gets his attack raise and the Imperator's shields regen by 20,000.
Mega Fatty (Iron Chef) smacks Ultra Greed with a light-speed butt-slam, dealing 5,000 damage. sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster. So does Ampersand. The Snowball doesn't get a turn but continues to, well, snowball. Dr. Andonuts (Just spawned) PSI's down the Void Shields! sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster. So does Ampersand.
Richard gives Steven the finger. The finger in this case turns out to be a giant missile shaped like a finger, loaded with chaos-majjyk explosives, relish nukes, vials of rear-crusher essence, packs of the aura of Michael Bay, and more. Needless to say, Steven has a really bad time with the Finger, and takes 50,000 damage! sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster. So does Ampersand. He then +2s MythicZoologist and Irecreeper.
UserZero already spent her action stunning everything! However, she starts three brand-spanking-new charges: Custodian, Huntdown, and Terminology! She then +4s every PZ, giving the Snowball more reason to Snowball! sans spawns in 1 gasterblaster. So does Ampersand.
With a whooping 178 Gasterblasters at his disposal, sans is scouring the land for his next target! Fortunately, the Gasterblasters are single-target deals...BUt they'll also LAST beyond this turn (good news: He'll have to wait a while to get more back and die fi he does), so that's additional pain to worry about! With all of that said, he points at Dialga! The Clockwork Stag gets annihilated within short order, tanking 178,000 damage! No Primal Reversion for you! The Gasterblasters will, for coverage reasons, target whatever sans ISN'T at the time, so they will kill (and it almost certainly will be a kill) another AZ entity while he shifts gears, pulling out a trumpet and unleashing a stupid amount of musical notes! they turn out to be very solid. This has a 50% chance to hit grounded entities, but has a 100% chance to hit airborn entities.
I get annoyed AND grateful that this update is done at long last. Huzzah!
The Initernary:
Terrain: Purified Land. No effect.
Weather: N/A
[???] Twitchy's Deck of Cards: 3/12. Discard Pile: Empress, 2 of Spades, Joker, Death, Chaos, 2 of hearts, 2 of Clubs, Emperor. YES, you can draw this now, as a Focused action. Discarded cards are gone for good! Drawn Cards: N/A Heating up-will incinerate into goo by next turn!
[N] 1st Gateway: Indestructible. TECHNICALLY. Control panel: 20,000/20,000 HP. (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block when at 1 HP). Summoning: IIIII
[N] 2nd Gateway: "Indestructible." Control Panel busted! Giving +25% HP, Def and Atk to Mega Fatty, Verdana, Love, The World's Best Minecraft Player, The Snowball, and Conservation of Ninjutsu!
[N] Toby Dog 39,000/100,000 HP. 100% Integrity. Does Integrity damage. Double Action! Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Rewrite: III Patch Quilt: III, Dummied out: IIIIII Musical Masterpiece: IIIIIII
[N] The Nightmare: 6/10 HP. Spawns Nightmare crystals when attacked, but can't take damage from being attacked. Attack rises with every successful attack dealt. (ATK Raise: 17,500).
[N] Dr. Boom: 115,000/200,000 HP. Double-Action! Stunned! THE FINAL COUNTBOMB: IIIII BoomBots: 500/500 HP x10.
[N] Yuzita Rukura: 145,000/145,000 EHP. Coding Drive: 233.0 GB. Boost: 1.2. Code Defense: YES. Action: Attack the Hyperstorm! Grasped-all incoming damage minicrits! Can't dodge! Radiation: II
[N] The Contract: Releases powerful forces of Revolution when the Government is destroyed...The latter is not present. Until then, invincible.
[GS] Dark Dreamy Bowser: 56,500/90,000 HP (Multiplier: .75; 1.50 when Right arm is out). Left Arm: 13,500/13,500 HP. Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead) Entity Grab: II Right Arm: 17,800/17,800 HP. Guards Dark Bowser's weakpoints! Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead!). Triple action altogether-shorten it by removing his limbs! Shy Guy Airtub Summoning: IIIII Dreamy Minion Horde Summoning: IIIIIIII Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Action: Murder Ultra Greed with extreme prejudice.
[GS-PL] TheMinMaxnificent18STR: 17/20 HP. Real Man: III
[GS-PL] Dr.Omnidisciplinaryman McMindboggle: 15/20 HP. Radiation: III PhD in EVERYTHING: III
[GS-PL] -STRIKE THE EARTH-: 17/20 HP. FOR SHOVELRY: III
[GS] SCP-882: 53,000/120,000 HP. Inflicts Call of MEKHANE instead of attacking. Spawns members of the Broken Church per turn. Action: Summon Maxwellists and Neo-Mekhanites, while giving 2 Stacks of Mekhane on the Wizened Hag and 1 to the Hulk.
[GS] Stone Barricades: 1/1 x1 HP. Has a 20% chance to block attacks for a GS entity (not cumulative!)
[GS] Broken Church: (will go on a rampage if SCP-882 is killed).
Neo-Mekhanites: 1,000/1,000 HP x 37. HP. Bent on healing SCP-882! Action: Heal SCP-882!
Cogwork Legates: 1,000/1,000 HP x 13. Bent on self-heals and HP buff! Action: 20 attack Zarod 10 upgrade the rest!
Maxwelllists: 1,000/1,000 HP x 36. Bent on attacking! Action: Murderificate the Snowball
[GS] The Avenger: 200,000/200,000 HP. Airborn. Spawns 10 Rookies every turn. Docking Bay: Empty. Elite Squad Drop: II Alien Clone Drop: III Scientific Progression: III Defend This House: III PAUSED, NOT SHOT DOWN. Rookies: 1/1 HP x10.
[GS] Stardust Monolith: 50,000/50,000 HP. Stardust Sentinel: III
[GS] John: 15/15 HP. Current forme: Beast. 10% Minicrit Chance, 75% Minicrit Chain chance. Chaining! Forms: Beast, Spellcaster.
[AZ] Ultra Greed: 35,000/150,000 HP. 85% Integrity! At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, takes 1/4 damage and gets 2 attacks. Bank: 40/150 Pennies. Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Keepers: 7,500/7,500 HP x4. Greed Gapers: 1,000/1,000 x 20. Purchased: Bling Cleansing. Radiation: II Action: Buy and Use Double-Down. Can't use it on the Hulk-will opt for Mega Fatty! Red: Double Action!
[AZ] Cuarc: 4/4 HP. 435% Position Uncertainty, 530% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 2/3. (PZ-PZ)
[AZ] Leictreon: 4/4 HP. 435% Position Uncertainty, 530% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 3/3 (GS-GS-PZ) Primed Matter: 0/3.
[AZ] Asterism: 104,000/200,000 HP. Flips between Sight and Sound mode. Mode: Sight. Good Eats: I Spectra: II (Sight) Sinewave: II (Sound): Monochrome: III (Sight) Tone Deaf: III (Sound). The Vox: IIIIII Bombs: 2. Inversed: II Action: Tone Deaf on the Hulk!
[AZ] Maurice Altara, The Man Who Is Obsessed with Cheese: 175,000/200,000 HP.
[AZ] Fenris Sun-Eater: 180,000/180,000 HP. Very Evasive (30%). Crimson heartbeat: II Burning Red: III Ruby Mind Eater: IIII Counters all missed attacks. Action: Mind Eater on the Snowball! (
[AZ] Star's Armored Phone: 6/10. Can only take 2 damage per attack. Gathers data against UserZero until death! Data collection: 4 turns worth of info thus far.
[AZ] Zarod: 200,000/200,000 HP. Grasping Dead: II Maggot Spit: IIII Strangle: III Execute: IIIIIII Action:
[AZ] Light Magician: 150,000/185,000 HP. 24/75 Mana. Light Recharge: III Action: Use Light Recharge!
[AZ] The Nuclear Throne: 200,000/200,000 HP. Throne Statues: x10. Nuclear Generator: III Guardian: II King Me: IIII Action: Nuclear Fusion on Steven!
[AZ] Snow Tank: 20,000/60,000 HP.
[AZ] Tarkus: 250,000/250,000 HP. .75x multiplier on all incoming damage; Has chance to disobey non-attacking orders. Main Cannon Rage: III Mad Rush: IIIII
[AZ] Mettaton: 9,999/9,999 HP. Pretty much invincible. There's a switch on his back...
[AZ] &mpersand: 194,000/194,000 HP. Can mimic entities. Struggle Count: 0. Good Memory: III Bad Memory: III Merge: IIIII Action: Mimic sans! gasterblasters: 3/3 HP x3.
[AZ] Hezetor: 20/20 HP. 3 Armor. Hyper-Evasive (50%). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Phantom Walker (Occasional Agony Stacks), 1st ESFB (Super-Evasive), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IIII).
[AZ] Talist: 10/20 HP. Mood: N/A (1/3 Mind.).
[AZ] crystalcat: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] Toast: 20/20 HP. Currently Red.
[AZ] The Golem: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Tombstones: 30,000/30,000 HP x1; 22,200/30,000 HP x1. Action: Attack the Snowball!
[AZ-BOSS] Chef-Class Imperator Titan: 50,500/390,000 HP. 90% Integrity. Void Shields: 20,000/100,000 HP +20,000 HP per turn (can be penetrated). Penetrative, Airborn. Doubled Buff Duration (for new buffs)! Plasma Annihilator: IIII IRON CHEF: IIIIII. Haywire x1 (-25% ATK): I. Radiation: I Action: Attack the Snowball!
[AZ-BOSS] Alton Brown. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Good Eats: IIII
[AZ-BOSS] Gordon Ramsay. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Attack increases every turn. (ATK Increase: 22,500) Action: Attack the Snowball!
[AZ-BOSS] Emril Lagasse. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Guest Star: III Activated: Wizened Hag.
[AZ] Wizened Hag (Guest Star): 125,000/125,000 HP. Into the Pot: IIII Taste the Stew: III Tenderize: II Seasoned to Perfection: IIIIIIII Call of Mekhane: IIIII Action: Attack the Snowball!
[AZ] Hag's Cauldron (Guest Star): 155,000/175,000 HP. Life Absorbed: 5,000 HP.
[PZ] Joshua: 16/19 HP. Lives: 2. Element: Water. Mystery Charge: IIIII Trampled: I
[PZ] The Hulk: 207,500/300,000 HP. Evasive (20%). 10% chance to attack teammates. Call of Mekhane: IIIII
[PZ-PL] Conservation_of_Ninjutsu: 14/25 HP. Really High attack. Evasive (20%) Minicrit chance (10%). Gains buffs to attack and defense as the above entity loses members! Lost members = 20/20. Smoke Bombs: III
[PZ] Mega Fatty: 60,000/275,000 HP. Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Call of Mekhane: IIIII
[PZ] Steven: 165,000/215,000 HP.
[PZ] The Snowball: 110,250/163,250 HP. ATK Buff: 1200. Gains attack and HP (current and max) per turn! Can accept +1 (per post) to do so faster!
[PZ] Love: 48/50 HP, 1 Armor. Mass Heal: III Arrow Rain: III Rebirth: IIIII Action: Attack the Imperator!
[PZ] Anti-Cooking Virus: 100% Integrity (can only take Integrity damage); Infesting the Imperator, can't be damaged without damaging the Imperator (at least a little)! Does Integrity Damage! Double-Action! Can null Imperator's actions! Can only attack the Imperator! That Doesn't Look Too Important: III Delete System34: IIIII
[PZ] Dr Andonuts: 250,000/250,000 HP, Phase: Neutral, PSI gorrilakill Ω: IIIII, PSI Flash Ω/PSI Fire Ω/PSI Freeze Ω/PSI Ground Ω/Status Down Ω:* II PSI Blind Ω/PSI Firestorm Ω/PSI Blizzard Ω/PK Starstorm Ω/Complete Weakness Ω: IIIIIIII
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 15/20 HP. Has 1 Armor. Targeted by the Snow Tank!
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 26/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 112/150 HP. Custodian: III Huntdown: IIIII Terminology: IIIIII
[GS-Γ] sans: 1/5 HP. Aggrivatingly Evasive (120%). Current Target: PZ Current Pattern: Trumpeteer. Auto-hits Airborn targets, +50% dodge to grounded ones. Gasterblasters: 3/3 HP x178.
Distance to Yggdrasil: 3960.
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: RECHARGING. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||] Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||] Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
[|||||||] Decayed Heart: RECHARGING. Owner: crystalcat [AZ]
[IIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIII] Alchemical Symbol: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[|||||||] Weath Ray: READY. Owner: Battlefury13 [PZ]
| Charges |
Tonic 22/50 (+3 Tazz)
[Reserved] 7/?? (+3 Tazz)
Sun-dered. 33/40 (+3 Tazz, +1 from MeGa)
| Alchemy |
Flip Lighter || Panda Tibbers (teddy bear form) && Soul of a Fireworks Demon && Weasly-Brand Fireworks = Wildfire (Level 10 - 6/11)
[HONK]
[FREE]
+1 to crystal, +1 to Ire +1 to MeGa
Yeah I lied.
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
The Scrapper's Armory (Level 10)
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Red - Level 1 - 10'000/50'000
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000
*10'000 on single digit taking entities.
Mix: IIIIII
| Action |
~Toast draws another card.
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
Quote from Crusher48next
10/10 Amulet Of Endermancy
(OOC: the quote broke, but it should still provide a link to where that charge was finished).
To be fair, I never ended up using it for around 50 turns of gameplay (partly because player vulnerability got removed which made it unusable), but I still finished the charge. Remember, the hard part with it is getting the damage on godmodders to actually use it, which means that given all the attacks I try on godmodders, means I probably spent around 50 posts actually charging it.
For the record, this whole incident started because I honestly had pretty much the exact same opinion as engie about the "you didn't mark it /null even though it obviously is, so I count that as one of your actions" thing. So I decided to do a parody of what I thought Tazz's points would have been. Unfortunately, it came off as less of a parody and more of an attack on engie. I did figure it out and was going to remove it after the EOTB (since we all know that Tazz NEVER quotes posts made after the start of an update in that same update, right?), but then Tazz suddenly changed the rules to quote my post despite it having been made after the EOTB, meaning that by the time I was going to change it and apologize for the parody gone wrong, it was already too late to do anything about it. Not quite peeved about the reaction (after all, I did screw up and probably should have known better), but I am at least a little annoyed that Tazz changed the rules to prevent me from fixing my mistake and avoiding this whole mess.
16/16 Super Repair (+1 me, +10 charge token, +4 tazzwarp, +1 EXOS, +1 proof)
23/50 Nexar Spawner (+1 me, +4 tazzwarp)
9/50 Avatar Project (+1 me, +4 tazzwarp)
+1 proof, nulitor, ninjaV
Anyways, the Hyperstorm is dead, and I somehow survived.
Or is it?
You know how the dodge chance against the 25000 damage attack was listed as 80%, and the roll was exactly 90? The dodge chance is actually 90%, because the Hyperstorm's evasion is increased by 10% as long as someone (me) is piloting it. Here is the proof of the Hyperstorm having this ability:
So thus, the Hyperstorm actually dodged that attack by a super-close margin (a matter of inches when the ship's maneuverability makes most dodges a dodge of several meters away from the attack). In addition, it also received extra repairs from the Avenger's engineers (The Emperor removed its ability to get invulnerability, but repairing it for 5000 HP is most definitely not invulnerability).
However, even though the craft is alive, there is a difference between a Hyperstorm with full health and one that is nearly dead, namely that the nearly dead one is nearly dead and will die very quickly. Thus, EXOS pulls the craft out with a teraport, making everyone else think it vanished from existence. It ends up in EXOS's Drone Factory, which, though it has not been charged enough to add it as an entity, is on the edge of the battlefield to get drones in and out of action reasonably quickly.
Alright, since I know you have an enemy boss to kill, I am going to make this very quick. You need repairs, badly. I am going to launch a quick repair, then jump you back in.
Not too quick though, my clairoyance ability says several players are trying to compete to knock this thing out of the sky for the valuable Weath Ray.
Alright then, I will drop you in for a return right at the start of the EOTB. Hang on, time to rebuild all its systems.
Wait! If you wait until the EOTB to send this thing back in, Tazz could easily say that would be "leaving the battlefield" and then eliminate this craft based on that.
Relax, the Drone Factory is on the edge of the battlefield, so it is not quite leaving the battlefield. But just to be sure, I will drop the craft back in right afterwards so that it isn't removed from play solely because it "left the battlefield", since I am fairly certain that rule only refers to stuff like the UOSS's orbiting where it could only be attacked every other turn due to abuse of (horribly inaccurate) orbital mechanics, as well as people who run their entities off the battlefield whenever they get shot at.
Crusher48 temporarily ejects from the craft, allowing me to repair it. How, you ask? When most people imagine repairs, they imagine some bald Texan banging on the thing with a wrench until it magically regenerates health. Though that does actually work here, it is horribly inefficient. To repair things effectively, you need to do better then that.
First off, I analyze the damage. The ship is in bad shape overall, but I know that I cannot repair everything, even if I use a 16 post charge to do it. A quick analysis by Scout Drones (which are equipped with advanced scanning technology that, though designed to work on enemies, is just as useful for repairing friendly craft) gets the intelligence I need. The hyper-compressed armor has been stripped away layer by layer. Though its advanced nanomotile system allows it to flow into gaps in the armor to mantain sufficient coverage to block incoming fire, the few attacks that connected blasted away most of it and had started to punch into the hull. In addition, it appears an enemy has attacked it with glitch-based weaponry, corrupting its code and shredding its integrity. It would have killed the craft too, had Crusher48 not pulled an epic evasive maneuver to dodge the attack by mere inches (to be fair, knowing exactly where and how the attacks are going means you can safely and semi-reliably dodge by mere inches, but I know that he only dodged it by the skin of his teeth anyways) and leave enough armor behind to soak the hit. Had that dodge not happened (like most people would think happened due to my hologram drone covert extraction maneuver), the integrity corrosion would have melted the hyper-spatial manifest, collapsing the extra-dimensional space and leaving the Hyperstorm dead.
But the most severe damage is to the shield projector array. Unlike the inaccurate description of the shield generator itself being destroyed by a supernaturally accurate attack, that is not quite true. The shield generator itself is, along with pretty much all of the power supply, embedded inside the Hyperstorm's extradimensional area, making it pretty much impossible to attack the power supply directly except by knocking out the hyper-spatial manifest. However, what it knocked out is the shield projector system, which is what is needed to project the shields generated by the shield generator into the normal-space dimension where they can actually block hits. Without it, the shields can generate all they want, but the cold plasma that makes up the shields is trapped inside the shield generator and unable to be sent out to protect the craft. The good news is that it appears that this also nullified the rest of a potentially fatal attack by using the wormhole in the projector in reverse and changing the destination to dump the rest of the energy into a different extradimensional space to nullify it at the cost of frying itself and leaving the ship defenseless.
Unfortunately, there is a small problem: repairing the shield projector would require disconnecting the Hyperstorm's hull from the extradimensional space, which of course would destabilize and destroy it. However, the expert Doctor Philip "Phalanx" Summers has a solution in the form of a T-sink. According to Phalanx, they work by taking time from one location and dumping it somewhere else. Thus, I use a T-sink (or, more precisely, several of them) to freeze the entire extra-dimensional space in time, and dump the time into a manufacturing area where the replacement systems are constructed. Because the extra-dimensional region is larger than the manufacturing area, this means that freezing time in the extra-dimensional space creates enough extra time that dumping it into manufacturing area makes time go 10x faster inside it.
Now that the extra-dimensional space is frozen in time, I disable the hyper-spatial manifest on it and shift the real-space hull to a manfuacturing room. Over the course of 6 minutes real-time (which is an hour of time for the manufacturing area to construct things due to the T-sink), the factory rapidly executes repairs. To start, it runs a program to make the nano-motile armor system clump up around the rear of the ship to open up the center of the hull to execute repairs. While additional hyper-compressed armor is added to that system to fix up the hull, worker drones are able to access the broken shield projector, remove it, and then substitute in an entirely new shield projector. Yes, when something is extremely damaged like this it is actually easier to make new parts than to attempt to fix existing parts.
Then, the operation moves to tackle the corruption of the Hyperstorm's code integrity. Due to having the results of the Virus in my memory, I know how to fight code corruption attacks. Killing the corrupting entity may or may not actually eliminate the effect, but you can never be sure. However, with my new SPIDER modules, I can be sure the corruption goes away. SPIDER modules (which have an acronym solely to make the enemy waste time trying to figure it out) act like real-world spiders, except they hunt computer bugs instead of actual bugs. They constantly spread a "web" across everything nearby, reaching into the code of whatever it can reach. When the web contacts a bug, it traps it and nullifies its effects, allowing the main module to then bombard the trapped bug with various attacks to change its state until the bug destroys itself (or just trap it and lock it in a separate sandbox computing environment to mitigate the damage, though most bugs can be forced to self-destruct with these modules there are always some that are far too dangerous to deal with). A quick sweep with half a dozen SPIDER-equipped worker drones cleans out the integrity damage. And yes, Crusher48, I tested them against the corrupted data, with little if any effect. UserZero's corruption effect far exceeds the power of SPIDER modules to de-corrupt, at least not without more information. We would need a miracle to get anything at all out of that data, and given that we are not about to risk the multiverse on attempting to get a 10000 roll on a paradox, a miracle is unlikely to occur.
Once the new shield projector is in place, I then insert a new module. This module should help deal with the problem of the Hyperstorm's passive defense abilities conveniently vanishing when it comes under attack. I can't quite say how it works (because if I did it might let slip a weakness that someone could exjploit), but I do know that it will also auto-mute Crusher48 well before he gets banned for something dumb (or at least it should). I also add a reading for the amount of blaster bombs constructed and ready to launch to its HUD, so that the pilot can effectively use them (OOC: blaster bombs should be added to its stats bar).
Once that is done, more replacement armor flows into the craft, and the nano-motile armor moves back into position over the hull to cover it against damage again. I then send this main hull back to the room where the extra-dimensional space is being saved from collapse solely by use of a T-sink, and reactivate the hyper-spatial manifold to link it back to the extra-dimensional core. Once I am ABSOLUTELY sure that systems are stable (one mistake could easily blow up the extra-dimensional space), I deactivate the T-sink. The Hyperstorm's systems reboot, and gives off a signal to show that it is performing optimally. The shield projector channels excess shields from the shield generator (which had been building up shields even as the shield projector had been disabled, but had been unable to send those shields to where it would be useful) around the realspace hull, allowing the shields to protect the still-weakened hull against damage. All that I need to do now is get the pilot back in there for his part of the job.
Unfortunately, the nature of this last-minute repair (as the Hyperstorm was, briefly, marked as destroyed) leaves some harmful side effects. For one thing, the hard reboot of its systems combined with the fact that the pilot was forced to disconnect leaves it with no psi-meter, even where it should have built one up. Secondly, I had to drop a seperate Weath Ray out of storage into the battle to get everyone to think it was dead, which means that two Weath Rays total will be in the hands of enemies once the Hyperstorm goes down for real. Thirdly, sans still took some damage from the shock of losing a friendly boss, though seeing the boss come back MIGHT reduce it to 2 damage instead of 4 damage. So yes Tazz, you can still punish the team quite a bit for Crusher's outburst earlier, even though you didn't quite get to kill it completely like you wanted to.
(OOC: as much power as is needed to repair the shield projector repairs the shield projector (which, due to the shield generator's buildup, leaves the craft with 50000 shields), and all other energy goes into repairing the craft's hull.)
Now that the Hyperstorm is done repairing, I get back in, and receive a teraport back into action to arrive above the battlefield. The enemies will be shocked for approximately 10 seconds before they react, so I have to act fast. I fire a critical fusion lance straight into the Imperator-class titan. The shields surge in a desperate attempt to block the attack, but are overwhelmed. The slightly mitigated shot slams right into its torso, nearly knocking the mech down. Assuming the target survives, however, it then has to survive the second phase of the attack. A pair of portals opens up on the Hyperstorm, one on each side. Each portal then spits out a massive array of green orbs. In the span of a few seconds, nearly a thousand orbs fly out of the ship, and begin orbiting in several spiral rings. Once all the blaster bombs are deployed, the bombs suddenly stop orbiting and go flying right into the Titan at supersonic speeds. The result is a Macross Missile Massacre of titanic proportions, as each individual bomb homes in on the Titan, impacts, and detonated in a deafening explosion. The combined explosions of all the bombs create a catastrophic detonation that rips apart the Titan. Assuming the guest star inside it was not destroyed by the titan being overkilled, the rest of the damage carries into her and blows her to pieces. If not, the overkill hits Ultra Greed for catastrophic damage. (For the record, blaster bombs deal 25000 damage per turn of buildup up to 3 turns of buildup, the Hyperstorm was (or should be) alive for 3 rounds, so it deals 75000 damage with the blaster bombs, doubled by a crit-bonus).
I also notice that the Imperator left a spoil of war behind. I send in a swarm of worker drones to get it before anyone else can steal it, and then teraport it straight into the possession of Crusher48. With that spoil of war, we might just change the tide of this war.
So if we decorrupt this data, we can probably win. Problem is, this data is corrupted on a far deeper level than even SCP-732 can inflict. But maybe SCP-732 at least knows something about it?
I find a computer, get SCP-732 to infect it, then interrogate it to possibly get information on how the data is corrupted.
oh yeah prettyboy! i ain't giving you gorilla! okay, maybe I am giving you a gorilla, but only because i would love to see a gorilla beat you to death.
Bad idea, 732. I just plugged in a sensor into your computer port. As you can now see, I have you on top of a pit of lava. If you fail to give me what I want, I will activate this lever, dumping your current computer and hard drive into lava.
like i care about that. you were stupid enough to try and contain me in a code-based world. even if you wiped out this computer, i would just escape and then summon the aforementioned gorilla to beat you to death.
The corrupted hard drive attempts to spread its influence throughout the server. However, I took the precaution of surrounding the computer with four SPIDER modules EXOS gave me, so any corruption he spreads out of his isolated computer is wiped out before it can cause any damage.
hey wait, why is this not working? i should be able to spread and create tons of paradoxes to corrupt this entire world's data!
I wouldn't try to interrogate you if I lacked containment measures to stop you from attacking me. Now, are you going to listen, or are you going to die?
you know why i don't care? i have already spread across half your database, and have been reliably tricking you into losing access to the type of anomalous things that would help you. even if you killed this computer, i would still have plenty of resources to continue destruction of your database anyways. so, scp-man, you have just ran into the first law of trying to kill an ai: they always have a backup.
Sure you have a backup. Just not in this world. If you die here, you will never get to corrupt and overtake this server.
you know what, fine. i'll help you. wait, what do you want again?
Stop playing dumb. You see that corrupted file in the {REDACTED} folder?
i see it, but i don't want to touch it. no fun in corrupting data that was already corrupted by something else.
Too bad. Your job is to analyze it, figure out how it is corrupted, and give me everything you know about that form of corruption and how to de-corrupt it to recover the original data. And before you try deleting it to troll me, your 'first law of killing an ai' applies to regular non-sentient data as well, so all you will accomplish is getting yourself dumped into lava.
I let him run through that to see if he can find any usable information. After that, I just leave him there in that computer, with the SPIDER modules still active to stop him from spreading. Hey, I said I would not drop him into lava, I never said I would let him spread across this server. Besides, he might give me more usable information later on.
Alright, why did we come here again?
Bradford, you came here because we are in a desperate fight against extremely powerful opponents. You see this thing that is flying around and that just blew apart a massive mech with blaster bombs? That would be the Hyperstorm. You want to draw attention away from it before it goes down again, but given the fact that it is a fighter and your teams are ground teams, you really can't actually protect it. You see that giant Mario boss over there? That is a form of Bowser, but more importantly if it dies the fact that it is a semi-bosslike thing would probably bring down sans, that skeleton over there, who really needs to stay alive. You should protect Bowser, but don't bother trying to protect sans, the sort of attacks going after him won't be stopped by a small six-man squad.
I was drinking too much. I just know it.
Oh, and see if you can use your comms systems to contact anything beyond that barrier a few miles that way.
Sure, whatever. This is probably a dream anyways.
I order the rookies to run around screaming to try to draw fire (I estimate a 25% chance for every attack against allies to get distracted and blow up a rookie instead, but those guys are the expendable idiots that think they can be soldiers but can't really be soldiers), then order a drop of an XCOM team consisting of a Ranger, a Sharpshooter, a Grenadier, two Specialists, and a Psi Operative to land on the ground. Too bad that our Skyranger has limited range (in exchange for being impossible to shoot down), otherwise we would just deploy troops here from a nice, safe place on the other side of the planet from this mess.
Meanwhile, I, Bowser, wait until someone tries to attack me (or, if no one goes after me, I wait until they go after another friendly), block that attack with my shell, then counterattack against their team with an attack from each of my arms.
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/2521706-destroy-the-godmodder-0rigins?page=159#c3265 (When the Bling Charge ended).
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/2521706-destroy-the-godmodder-0rigins?page=129#c2628 (When it began).
/Null.
My suggestions:
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
New uses and tweaks for common items that lack uses. Making some items less unbearable.
=Turn One=
(31 / 40) Besieging: The Armored Carrier
(4 / 20) Prototype (+2, FSBN, which I forgot to count last time)
(35 / 50) The Pact (+3 from Mythic, +3 from Tazz)
+3 to Insert
=Wall of Text / Action=
This attack is FOCUSED. SO VERY FOCUSED.
I decide to re-engage my Salt Elemental form, and go after the Hyperstorm in a final attempt to kill it. I proceed to craft wings of pure salt, then dash towards the Hyperstorm, salt trailing behind me, creating beautiful crystalline trails as I fly. The sheer power of salt allows me to catch up to the Hyperstorm. I promptly land on it, and place a Salt Crystal on it, before flying off. It's a pretty small crystal; about the size of a kitten.
The Salt Crystal grows; it's a sentient salt crystal! It promptly starts gobbling up parts of the Hyperstorm, and grows in mass. It then rips off parts of the Hyperstorm's armor, and assimilates it. It's now covered in the Hyperstorm's own armor plating, and it's only getting bigger! It's then promptly identified as the Salty Assimilation Unit, given it's ability to copy bits of the craft it attacks!
Using the newly acquired armor, the Salty Assimilation Unit ignores all sorts of defensive fire, and proceeds to burrow into the Hyperstorm. It burrows it's way to the Fusion Lance that's onboard, and proceeds to assimilate that too! It then turns they Hyperstorm's own wepaon against it, firing plasma bolts inside the Hyperstorm, leaving it unable to dodge the barrage! It then rips into another system, and assimilates the Blaster Bombs!
It then plants those inside it's body, in such a way that if the Salty Assimilation Unit dies, they'll explode! After generally filling parts of the Hyperstorm with holes using the Fusion Lance, it then decides to take the Weath Ray for itself. Now the Salty Assimilation Unit is about the size of a mammoth, and it decides to make use of that mass by using the assimilated Weath Ray parts as a bludgeon, instead of using it properly. It smashes chunks of the Hyperstorm off, assimilating those random chunks. Those chunks are stored in the various parts of its body, for later use.
The Salty Assimilation Unit then creates several salty tendrils, and shoots them into the framework of the ship. It takes down the Clairvoyant Evasion System, and obtains massive bursts of speed. Helpless to avoid any sort of attacks, the Hyperstorm is promptly Fusion Lance'd into the ground, then Weath Ray'd. Next goes the Shield Generators, then the EMP Cannon, which are added to my salty creation.
It then rapid-fire point-blanks the crashed Hyperstorm with the EMP Cannon and bashes it with the Weath Ray once more. It assimilates more chunks, and is about the size of a small house now. More salty tendrils are created, and they go and take down the Piloting. I then fly back to the Salty Assimilation Unit on wings of salt, and land in the newly-stolen piloting system. I then begin surgically cutting large chunks off of the Hyperstorm; a wing here, the main hull there, the mind control system riiiiight over there...
I then decide to use the Mind Control System on the Hyperstorm, by expending 5 FOSSILS. Given that its' still an entity AND the Mind Control System can target bosses below 20% HP, I control the Hyperstorm. It somehow takes off, and decides to slam itself into the ground a couple dozen times. I then get it to fly up as I make the Salty Assimilation Unit take over the Gravity Cannon. I then fly the Salty Assimilation Unit over the Hyperstorm, and nudge it with a Gravity Cannon shot.
Given how gravity works, the Hyperstorm is shot straight down into the ground, again. I then keep using the Mind Control system to it's full potential, and keep getting the Hyperstorm to rise up, before I grav-cannon it again. I keep doing this, assimilating more chunks of the Hyperstorm as I do so. The Salty Assimilation Unit is now the size of a somewhat bigger house.
I then loot every last other weapon system on the Hyperstorm. The PSI Lance. The Time Warp. That's it. I now have my own salt-based Hyperstorm flying right above the original Hyperstorm.
This is where the attack would've ended, with a suicidal salt-ram-Blaster-Bomb-finish.
But then I realized that Battlefury is using a charge to counter this.
So we're gonna need to try a little harder than that.
I then decide that having my own salty Hyperstorm isn't enough. I get a crew of players to ensure that the Hyperstorm stays rooted to the ground, where it is, while I take off into the stars. The Salty Assimilation Unit is now built to travel, with the Hyperstorm's own insane speed. I proceed to break Minecraft's atmosphere, as I zoom off into the beyond. My current goal; to hunt down the TIE-Hivemind.
It is a little known fact that there were two TIE-Hiveminds; one made of gold, one made of silver. There's a good reason only the Gold one appeared in DTG 2: the Sleuth killed the other one. I fly the Salty Hyperstorm through the stars, and proceed on the Silver Hivemind's location. When I eventually find it, it's clear that this won't be an easy battle; millions of TIE-Fighters are swarming its' position, and it'll take some serious firepower to take it down. Which I happen to have. I fire several Fusion Lance bolts into the swarm, fragging multiple TIE-Fighters with each shot.
The TIE-Swarms then close on the Salty Hyperstorm, but it's no matter; I simply use the Salty Hyperstorm's insane speed to ram into them all. All of their mass is instantly assimilated into my craft, giving me massive blaster arrays harvested from every last TIE-Fighter. I proceed to abuse these new blasters, and end up coating my entire craft in them! After about 1% of the TIE-Swarm is destroyed via ramming, I reveal my TRUE POWER: I press a button, and every single TIE-Laser that's in my craft fires. They're positioned on EVERY LAST SURFACE of the Salty Hyperstorm. A massive pulse of laser blasts fly out in every direction, smashing TIE's to bits!
I then proceed to mash the fire button while spinning my ship. I then become the world's most glorious laser disco ball, blowing up thousands of TIE's with each button press. The Salty Assimilation Unit keeps taking the bits of destroyed TIE, thus causing the Salty Hyperstorm to be the size of a slightly larger Hyperstorm. I don't know. The siliver TIE-Hivemind then unleashes a swarm of Advanced TIE's upon my craft! It's a simple matter of ramming straight into them to clear them up.
I then peg the silver TIE-Hivemind with Fusion Lance rounds and Weath Ray pulses. The Silver Hivemind takes massive hull damage, allowing me to dash straight through it. As I dash, I end up assimilating the whole Hivemind. I now have access to entire swarms of TIE-Fighters with my salty "little" vessel. Not satisfied with the size of my ship, I decide to attack a random Imperial Star Destroyer that happened to be flying about.
It was no match for overpowered dodging and TIE-spam. The Star Destroyer is obliterated, and I assimilate all of it. I then go after another. And another. And another. Eventually, my salty Hyperstorm is much greater a vessel than the Star Destroyers ever were. But why stop there? I then pilot my craft towards the nearest Death Star. Every galaxy has that one guy who wanted to build a giant death station.
I fly into range, and narrowly avoid a massive turbolaser barrage. And by "narrowly", I mean the lasers never had even the slightest chance of hitting me. I proceed to fire out barrages of TIE-Fighters, which I get to circle the Death Star, creating "rings" of sorts around it. These rings begin to carve the Death Star in two, blasting massive chunks of it off into space. I join this ring, constantly shelling the Death Star with the strongest weapons I have. Ever so slowly, the Death Star is slowly cut into two halves, like a giant (water)melon.
I slowly abuse the TIE's to gather the chunks of the Death Star, slowly turning the Salty Hyperstorm into the Salt Star. I obtain the planet-melting laser of it, and every single last toy aboard, including some kid's fake lightsaber replica. I then turn the Salt Star towards the Battlefield. I then fire the Superlaser towards the original Hyperstorm's position on the battlefield. There's still bits of it left; enough for it to still be considered an entity.
The explosion is massive. Everything within 200 blocks was instantly wiped out, along with all the players I assigned to hold the Hyperstorm down. Oops. Not satisfied, I then use the Salt Star's still-present super-speed to crash straight into where the Hyperstorm once was.
Players from beyond the 5000-block wall said that the Salt Star's descent was like the very moon was falling down. The resulting explosion was described as "one of those awesome explosions with a mushroom cloud and those fancy surrounding rings that looked cool also it made a huge dooj noise". I walk out of the wreckage, somehow totally unharmed.
But then it hits me. This whole thing was a delusion. The Hyperstorm was already dead. But nothing can stop me. Nothing will stop me. FROM RAINING DESTRUCTION UPON THIS ENTIRE WORLD. Using the Way-TimeParadoxForwardGameBreaking Machine, I summon a replica Hyperstorm to do this attack.
Moments after the "end" of this attack, EVERYTHING that the explosion has graced is pulled into the supposed crater of the "Hyperstorm". The Salty Assimilation Unit has evolved into the Salty God of Hyperdeath. It grows a massive pair of wings, and hovers over the battlefield. I stand upon its' head, laughing, clearly hysterical.
ag: The Sleuth decides to spare everyone his normal typing quirk, only using it here. In the first line.
ag: "I WILL SHOW THIS WORLD SALTY RETRIBUTION."
ag: "THIS WORLD WILL KNOW MY STATUS AS THE GOD OF SALT. ALL KNOWN UNIVERSES WILL TREMBLE WITH FEAR AT THE UNGODLY AMOUNTS OF SALT I HAVE SHOWN YOU ALL TODAY. THIS WORLD IS MINE NOW. AND I WANT TO DESTROY IT.
Even Uzi herself gives an "oh gorilla" before quickly taking cover. I command the Salty Hyperdeath to simply point in the PZ Side's general direction. It merely points, before a massive beam of salt fires out, carving destruction and death into the battlefield, sundering the bedrock and generally melting everything that the beam even grazes. I laugh as I witness the destructive power that I truly hold on this world.
I command the Salty Hyperdeath to fly upward, and to abuse the full extent of it's power. It points one arm downward. A massive pillar of salt descends from above, the entire PZ-Side encompassed in it. I get the Salty Hyperdeath to wave it's other arm around, using gravitational forces to pick up the entire PZ-Side and slam it around. There's blood and salt everywhere, but I'm still not done. I pull out the Armistyx, and proceed to jump into the massive pillar of salt to individually attack every last PZ.
First comes Joshua. I decide to abuse his current element, and switch the Armistyx to Tazer Scythe Mode. (You know, one of those gun-tazers.) I proceed to electrocute him. But a normal tazer's prongs are so tiny. So frail. I decide to amp it up, increasing the size of my tazer by a factor of 10. Joshua is impaled by massive, trident-like tazer-prongs, then fried with the force of like a zillion volts.
Next up is The Hulk. I switch the Armistyx to Hulkbuster Armor Scythe Mode, and proceed to curbstomp the Hulk with it. My anger EASILY eclipses the Hulk's at the moment, allowing me to break every last bone in his body and crush his skull with the Hulkbuster's power. I then reveal that THIS Hulkbuster suit has a howitzer in the arm, and proceed to pump the Hulk's head full of it, sending a crescendo of red into the salty pillar.
Next is Conservation_Of_Ninjutsu. I proceed to become the world's best pirate, and switch the Armistyx into Space Pirate Ship Scythe Mode. I proceed to crash the space ship into him, and I reveal that I have a whole crew of players inside the ship somehow! They all team up on him, and brutally stab him with cutlasses! I then roll out a massive cannon, duct-tape Conservation_Of_Ninjutsu to the front of it, and then fire it. It's a mess.
Mega Fatt- well, he's in a cooking contest. I think.
Next on the chopping block is Steven. I don't know EXACTLY what Steven is (Steven Universe, or just a steven of sorts?), so I decide to simply smash him around with a gigantic Armistyx hammer made of giant gemstones. I proceed to knock him out of the pillar of salt we're all in for a brief second, only to pull him back in with the Armistyx in Chain Knife Scythe Mode. I then unstab him, then fill his mouth with salt before moving on.
Next is The Snowball. Even if it ISN'T an actual snowball, this will still hurt. I proceed to switch the Armistyx to Sword Forge Scythe Mode, and trap the Snowball in it! I crank up the heat, all while forging a massive flaming blade inside the forge! Given how bad I am at forging blades, I end up stabbing the Snowball a couple dozen times in the process! I then also accidentally kick it into a giant vat of oil, which I promptly light ablaze.
Next to be broken is Love. I decide to get two Armistyx's for this one; I then proceed to create two Armistyx Tanks, attach them to both sides of Love, and forcibly pull Love apart, causing forced heartbreak. I then take all of Love's arrows, shove then into every orifice in it's body, then proceed to toss a potion of anti-love at love. This makes Love so disgusted with itself that it attempts to commit suicide. Several times.
Next is the Anti-Cooking Virus. Given that it's a virus that's in the Imperator, I decide to NOT hit it with a pillar of salt and instead remotely hack it. I force it to go through all of Dark Souls 1, 2 and all of Bloodborne without losing a single life. While this seems oddly familiar, what isn't familiar is that I'm constantly chipping away at it's code until it DOES win. I also add several food-cooking subroutines to the Anti-Cooking Virus.
Next is Dr. Andonuts. I proceed to grab a massive Armistyx-brand speaker system, and begin to blast Megalovania at insane volumes! This literally launches him out of the salt pillar, but is promptly pulled back in when I use PSI-Magnet on him! Somehow! I then proceed to use PSI-Stabbin A on him, and proceed to literally stab him thirty-seven times in the chest. I then cut off his hands, feed them to the Salty Hyperdeath, then continue on my merry genocidal way.
Finally, I stumble upon Walker. I proceed to call him Walter a dozen times. This causes several chemist-type people to appear, who all fling Splash Potions of Harming at him! He's then given a fine blast of Mana Crystals from the Flamestriker, then recieves a few flamestrikes himself. I then shoot him with the Armistyx in Alarm Gun Scythe mode, which implants a device in him that constantly calls him Walter. Truly, a fate worse than death.
I then proceed to get back on the head of the Salty Hyperdeath, and do one last gambit. I use the Salty Hyperdeath's massive talons on it's arms to cleave through each and every last PZ multiple times, before grasping all of them in it's hands, and devouring them with the Salty Hyperdeath. Inside the Salty Hyperdeath, they fall through a special gauntlet of salt shakers, salt saws, crushers and more salt pillar beams! I then set off an implosive device in the Salty Hyperdeath, causing it to collapse upon the PZ Side, burying them in salt. I then decide to use the power of alchemy, and transmute ALL the salt into a massive sphere of Salt-Plutonium-239, which is VERY MUCH at it's critical mass. And critical mass = big boom.
The second explosion is even crazier. The entire battlefield is promptly leveled, and the terrain promptly molds and transforms into the Salty Crater terrain, granting all PZ entities various salt-PSTD related debuffs. The weather has also been changed to Salt Rain, causing light damage to all PZ's every turn. The 5000-block wall of the Battlefield is covered in a fine layer of salt, too. In fact, everything within 25,000 blocks of the blast is covered in a fine layer of salt. The salty mushroom cloud is visible from space, as well.
Nothing remains, besides the salt and anger.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Focused Attack: I draw the Card from Twitchy's (former) Deck.
Coarsebot? 37/40 +3 from Tazz
[FREE CHARGE SLOT]/[RESERVED]
The Plusinator Crystals 35/50 +3 from Tazz (Will be added as one of the Alchemiter Ingredient or Module making process for upgrading or creating items that has the + next to the level Also it wont moves up a level that it will be at 15+ if I made a Level 15 Alchemy while using the Plusinator Crystal. If a Level 15 Alchemy deals 6,000 damage, However the Level 15+ Alchemy deals 6,200 damage)
Alchemy Creation:
Cannon && a pile of Black Midis && Minigun && Lag Reducers = Black (MIDI) Flag 7/11
Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist 6/16
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line (Plusinator Crystals Recommended for this line but the stronger version of the Plusinator Crystal is required for one of the ultimate alchemies that I make): Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Level 15 Alchemies
Allies Action:
The Light Magician will try to use Light Recharge again,,,.
+1 to Toast, Talist and Hezetor.
Charge Bank: N/A
Inventory Link: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/436320-the-forge-destroy-the-godmodder-discussion-thread?page=511#c10277
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 4/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 4/16
Real Knife && Determination = Termination (You cant spell Determination without Termination, after all).
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i toss the Imperator into a pit and seal it in with bedrock, as well as enact the charge attack below.
Then, i put on a troll face mask and laugh at Ire.
Toby Dog: Attack Ultra Greed. Twice.
===Charge Expended: Finishing Blow: IMPERATOR 15/15 4+ from u0
I fill the bedrock cave the Imperator is traped in with three types of matter: Red, Anti, and Dark. As they all collide, they fuse into a single form... Then reality kicks in. The resulting release of energy is akin to a world exploding, and everything in the shockwave that it emits path is destroyed- Including the imperator
===== Plot Relevent items to be crafted
The Hero's Sword && Villains Edge = Storylines Edge lv. 25
The Hero's sword && Undyne's Spear && Determination = Undying Lv. 25
useful stuff goes here=====================
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Rule Breaker [0]
The Hero's Sword [10]
Temmie Helm [10]
Charges========
Enchanting the D13x13 + D13 Attack determination Dice 14/50 (2+ to all from tazz)
11/11
Battle Against a True Seadog: 5/50
3+ to engie
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
\==STATUS==/ POST 1/2
XSlayer300 ????/????
The Sword 14/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 14/50 (NO ASSIST!)
A Flower 1/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 2/50 (1+ from Tazz)
\==ACTIONS==/
-Player Actions-
Charging: The Sword 14/50
Assisting: "To save the earth, 1 charge at a time"
\==STORY/RP==/
Now, the sword shines very brightly.
XSlayer300 talks.
"Stupid Barriers, This should not be easy to deal with, but we have to penetrate to it."
*flashback*
"Know one knew about them. But one old man told me this legend."
\==ETC==/
It is possible that you could charge multiple charges at a post?
/null
\==INVENTORY==/
Offensive:
Rainbow Minigun [iiiii] 5/5
Summoners:
Radio
Rainbow Chest
Misc:
Card, 2 of Hearts. (Heals half of the max HP of the Entity.)
The beginning of the 5 Origins, and Undertale Madness.
The rest of them:
http://pastebin.com/dAiKBKaX
New Alchemy Project:
Memory Crystal: DTG2 && Hourglass = ???
Action:
Live or Die by the Sword.
"I rather like Earth food, so I'm not about to let you ruin it."
What power do you hold in your hands…?
I conjure up a digital copy of myself in the Imperator's systems, and being hunting the Anti-Cooking Virus, digital blade in digital hand.
Dancing flames, decaying Earth, withered ocean
...Why do I feel like I'll regret making this avatar later?
Entity orders:
Fenris is using Burning Red on Dr Andonuts.
Main Roleplay Chunk:
"Clowns still exist?"
"Never seen a real one before."
"The jesters back home are all fakes, after all."
"Probably just as dangerous, though."
It's well known among both the radiant and supernatural community that while the Order of the Ghost Owl are jesters on paper, they're actually a network of spies and assassins.
Inventory:
Seeker's Bestiary [Level 10][Equipped]
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9]
Heavy Monster Edict [Level 9] [Accept Quest?] (>Y/N)
Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7] [Equipped]
Coffemancy for dummies [Level 5]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4]
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
See top of post
Charges:
The Pact ========== 39/50 (+3 from Tazz, +6 from Bomber)
Can You Spare... A Heart? ========== 35/50 (+3 from Tazz, +2 From Richard): I guess the next me will have to do it, if they're inclined.
Siren Song ===== 12/20 (+3 from Tazz): I try calling some sirens for help, but they won't answer their phones. This is why I like working with animals, and not people, even if that line seems really blurry at times.
Boosts:
+3 to Irecreeper
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
Wait, why is it that your sole punishment for rudeness would be losing one attack, while my punishment would be losing a boss I literally spent months designing? I get that my whole gameplan here goes against the Narrative and would cause derailment, but seriously?
Quoting my entire post instead of a small part- Ding! Crusher48's sins increased by one
That is a good question..
Oh, and don't forget to null. Unless you plan on editing those into attacks
/actualpostbelowthis command
The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 5/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 5/16
Real Knife && Determination = Termination (You cant spell Determination without Termination, after all) 2/??? .lv.
i preview the Unh0iing
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If the Imperator still lives, nuke it with the Weath Ray.
I eat a hushpuppy, nulling all dog powers this turn except the Toby Dog, then stomp on Star's Phone.
===== Plot Relevent items to be crafted
The Hero's Sword && Villains Edge = Storylines Edge lv. 25
The Hero's sword && Undyne's Spear && Determination = Undying Lv. 25
useful stuff goes here=====================
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Rule Breaker [0]
The Hero's Sword [10]
Temmie Helm [10]
Charges========
Enchanting the D13x13 + D13 Attack determination Dice 20/50 (2+ from comsumer) (3+ from engie)
1/50 RAT
Battle Against a True Seadog: 6/50
3+ to engie
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!