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The Special Stardust Prism completes. AA promptly uses it on the Coveknight, rendering him a Special Stardust Coveknight for two turns! This will make his attacks randomly have weird side effects and occasionally miss. AA then fires another Special Stardust Dragon at the Terror Skeleton.
A ship suddenly lands nearby! Uzi gets a text message on her phone, telling her that she is about to meet my Traitor General, who is really good at betraying people! The traitor general, who looks like the protagonist from Assassin's Creed, jumps out...
And immediately betrays me and Uzi! He summons an ALTERNATE COLEGMERATE, with the same pain-link that Alternate!Uzi has to Real!Uzi. However, the Uzi in these attacks doesn't know this! The Colegmerate, with a modified Anti-Zero designation, begins firing on Uzi! Uzi, however, is having none of it, and viciously attacks the Skull with hammers, money, lunchboxes, other godmodder corpses, bombs, Hammers... And then combines them all to make a Rube Goldberg machine!
First off, the money bribes a nearby person to carry a corpse over to a pressure plate, which activates a magical infinite lunchbox dispenser, which is aimed at a nearby bomb factory. The bomb factory self-destructs, and the explosion is strong enough to cause a series of hammers to fly into the air, which also land on a pressure plate, launching the Hammers into the air directly at the Skull!
Oh, and there's a reason those Hammers are capitalized. You see, they have special effects. What are they? Let's just say that you don't particularly want to know.
The Coglomerate cowed, the traitorous Traitor General retreats! Another ship approaches...
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==Turn 1==
dARKnESS 16/25.(+1 from Bomber.)
5/10(+1 from Bomber.)
+2 to Erelye.
Magic Missile Minigun && Laser Machinegun == Homing Laser Minigun 4/5
Wand && Jar of Praecantatio Essentia == Wand of Basic Magics 3/3 COMPLETE
Ring && Oblivion Energy 1/?
==Action==
Crystal looks at UserZero and her Clentaminator. "Stealing from the future, hmm? I can do that too." The world warps around him as he reaches a hand into empty space and pulls out a green and black book with a blue orb on the cover, before opening it. "Lux lunae, conjuro. Descende desuper inimicos meos, et obtrunce eos." The book shines light blue as Crystal points at the Colegmerate and a rain of lunar flares streak down from the sky, passing through most of the Colegmerate before reaching the target. As they hit the sole remaining Tentacle, they abruptly stop passing through everything and detonate in a cascade of explosions. Crystal shuts the book with a snap and reaches back into empty space, putting the book back where he found it.
(If the Tentacle has been killed, target the Maw. If the Maw is dead, target the Orb.)
==Entity==
The Doppelganger will attack the Maw or Orb, whichever has the lowest health. If both are dead, attack the Skull. If that is dead, attack the Brain.
...
A really lucky brain with that skull.
Well if it hasn't work from the inside let's try from the outside.
With a fast movement of both hands and some words in a arcane and ancient language a lot of equilateral triangles (10 cm of side ) starts to appear
in air, there are around 700 of them, these are principally made of steel.
With a single hand movement Hezetor commands all of them to descend crashing on the head of the Colegmerate.
After that the triangles start to spin on one of their angle while a little mouth comes out from every one of them and stars screaming "die die die!".
Every triangle after piercing trough the skin open the angle and release a lot of small-bot (0,2 cm)
these bot will start to eat little pieces of the skull with their diamonded teeth , after at least one hole is created all the bot take it, they will happily destroy all of the grey matter.
While this happens every triangle will show off its legs and arms, running towards a creeper head and while punching it they screams "ugly ugly ugly!"
Charges
Checking the guide in regard of "Godmodder" and relative 3/3 (It's up to the GM if I found something useful or nothing) [speak to me GM!]
Absorbing energy from my surroundings 3/15
Throne && Flight System = Flying Throne (Level 3: 2/4)
Factory || Portable Computer = Portable Factory (Level 4: 2/5)
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=Turn Two=
(9 / 10) Holy Mantle (+3 total from Pricey, Cobalt)
Armistyx && Candy Corn = ??? (2/?) (fill this in please, I like having random gear)
+1 to K4yne
+1 to Cobalt
=Action=
I decide to plan a heist to rob a local Mango Factory! I assemble my gear, including, but not limited to; An Armistyx, three grappling hooks, grenades, breaching charges, invisibility cloak, smoke grenades, lemon grenades, grenade grenades and snacks. I then enter the factory while wearing my cloak.
As I step in, I take a bite out of one of the snacks I brought, and throw the wrapper on the floor. The security cameras detect the wrapper, and thousands of guard robots appear to destroy me! I then decide to screw stealth, and throw all my grenades in the general direction of everywhere, obliterating the factory in a huge not-nuclear fireball!
I then scoop up mangoes from the floor, and attach them to the Mango Monster to heal it.
The enderman wasn't focusing. He was the Seer, he was supposed to see everything in the subterrarin base, but he only focused on the pale blue orb at his feet. There was something fascinating about the pale blue flames licking it's non-euclidean inside. Perhaps too fascinating. The enderman didn't see when somebody set up them the bomb. The enderman didn't see when the bomb exploded, turning the orb into black, aromatic paste. Then who was bomb? Perhaps a lesser godmodder? Perhaps enderdrim terrorists? Perhaps SCP-511? That is irrelevant. Many endermen died from the explosion. Many escaped unharmed. Many, such as this enderman, fell unconscious to the floor, dreaming about twisted explosions of wrath. After this, the enderman didn't see half the things he could see. That's becuse he had lost 1 eye. But he had gained something else. He had gained the secrets of the orb. And he had gained a mission.
I feed the Maw Anti-Creeper CandyTM. This candy, invented by me, tastes like normal candy, but when it comes into physical contact with a creeper, things called creepers, things called names similar to creeper, things based upon things called creepers, or things based upon things called names similar to creeper, acts as acid, while still tasting delicious!
On sale for $8.99 a pound! But, wait! There's more! If you buy this candy, your next post gains a damage boost absolutely FREE! (Just pay separate processing and handling)
And we're prepared to double our offer. If you call/post in the next day after I finish this edit, you get twice the Anti-Creeper CandyTM, twice the Damage boost, and twice the delicious taste of high sugar, yet surprisingly nutritious candy! (Just pay separate processing and handling)
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17/20 Maine Cannon (+1 Irecreeper)
11/25 Elizabeth
Elizabeth, meanwhile, is waiting.
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I attempt to flip off the Colegmerate, but I realize that I don't actually have any middle fingers with which to do so. Frustrated, I set my laptop back up with slightly more murderous intent.
CAT IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ: QUESTIONS 16-20
Q16: What is the seventh letter of the alphabet? [G] [H] [I] [J]
I select H, then realize that H is also the 8th letter in the alphabet proper, so I pull out the 8 button from the Stanley Parable demo. I then set up another drinking book to spam "8" at the Colegmerate, causing it even more brain damage.
Q17. 24-7=? [18] [2] [16.931] [Walrus]
I select the "17" in the question number, then summon multiple bioengineered quadrillionaire walruses. These walruses happen to be the acquaintances of one Kalare Erelye, and are incredibly rich. Using their vast wealth, they proceed to buy the most outrageously powerful and legendary weapons in existence, and use them all on the Colegmerate.
Q18. Stop...
I click "hammer" on the watch, then drop Dorothy's home on the Colegmerate, as well as a golden banana and a bucket. A bunch of raving Homestuck fans suddenly flip out and beat the Colegmerate up for being so immature that they still make bucket jokes, and Donkey Kong shows up and throws barrels at the Colegmerate until it drops the golden banana. Jumpman then shows up and beats up the Colegmerate with a hammer.
Q19. Color in the correct order...
I paint with Blue-Orange-Green-Green-Yellow, accidentally getting paint in all of the Colegmerate's many incredibly sensitive eyes. The Inklings follow up with a turf war all over the Colegmerate, causing even more damage.
Q20. Deal or no deal? [DEAL!] [NO DEAL!] [SEAL!] [NO SEAL!]
I click "seal", then get a Seel to use Ice Beam, Blizzard and Ice Ball on the Colegmerate. I then note that I have 2 useless skips, which are completely useless right now. Seriously, Splapp-me-do, this game sucked for that.
Rashki throws a few scalpels at the Colegmerate. He also prepares a room for summoning larger and more powerful entities, loyal not to AZ or PZ, only to him
Uranium && Modulated neutron initiator = Small Nuclear Explosive 1/?
"Is this a prequel or something? Because my CPU date is all messed u-oh yeah. 4th wall and stuff."
Since the Kanto starters are, in my opinion, the most boring and uncreative starter out of the 6 generations, I use a boring and uncreative attack on them by hitting them with great force.
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I stare at the Colegmerate, muttering under my breath about useless electricity and things of the sort, before flashstepping away some distance. This should be remarkably powerful, unless I manage to fail in some manner, which I doubt. I may not have the abilities of the bioengineered quadrillionaire walrus-men-befriending Kalare Erelye, but I can do things he couldn't.
I look around for some shade, finding none. As such, I firmly plant a birch sapling in the ground, and apply some bone meal, watching as the thing sprouts before me. I proceed to dive beneath the tree, ready to begin my ritual. I slide a small amount of chalk out of my inventory, crouching to the ground quietly, before, drawing what appears to be a framework of some sort. I mutter a few words under my breath, and toss the chalk to the ground, watching as it begins to move without my aid, and draws a perfect circle, before floating to my hand once more. Animation is certainly a wonderful thing to work with, despite it only functioning permanently with properly-constructed golems. I pull out eight metal dishes, and place them in a symmetrical fashion around the circle. I proceed to place an individual tallow candle upon each.
Looking around for a moment to check if anything is occurring (and pleasantly finding nothing really directed at me), I pull out a match, and strike it upon the side of the tree, lighting each candle carefully, and precisely. I toss the thing to the ground, and look over my creation, reasonably satisfied with the results. Upon deciding this, I swiftly draw out a dagger of amber, and carve a series of symbols onto the tree, namely the marks of .
Upon completing this task, I place the dagger back in my inventory, and turn to the circle, shaking my head somewhat, as if in response to some cosmic force.
My intonations grow less forced as I progress through the duration of the incantation, dark clouds coating the skies all the while. The moment I complete the foul thing, I promptly incline my hand upward, palm facing the clouded heavens. I wait for several seconds, before muttering one more word, quiet and portentous.
TA: Nog, or'n'ghft. Uaaah.
I drag my palm downwards with the final word, and a torrential downpour begins with it, the candles protected by the tree. I watch, silently scrutinizing the circle. A bolt of lightning strikes down (it should be noted that all bolts of lightning from this storm DO NOT STRIKE THE COLEGMERATE. Thank you), and a drop of bubbling ink-esque liquid drips to the center of the circle, seemingly from thin air. Mere moments later, a steady drip of the liquid emerges from a point approximately two meters above the absolute center of the circle. The dripping swiftly evolves into a secure emanation of the liquid quite a bit greater than it was initially. The ink stains the ground, likely permanently, with the strange fluid.
I watch, taking a step closer to the symbols carved into the tree trunk. A tentacle, squamous, rugose, and dripping, bursts from the point, seemingly dragging itself to the ground. Soon enough, more tentacles follow, along with a pulpous mass of flesh, writhing occasionally. Whatever is on the other end of the ritual communication drags itself forth, its prodigious mass floating in the air. Soon enough, the thing moves into an absolutely absurd amount of space, though it seems as if the thing is of a far greater size than it appears to be. A singular eye with a slit for a pupil and a sclera colored a deep orange. It focuses somewhat, sliding about in its socket, before turning to stare at me.
TA: Tharanak n'ghasyha'h.
The formless, cyclopean thing blinks once, its eyelids sinking beneath folds of pulpous flesh. Hundreds of thousands of tentacular limbs wrap themselves around the Colegmerate in its entirety, a mere fraction of this creature's form far greater in size than the beast. The eye opens once more, directly facing the Colegmerate. The tentacles begin to squeeze the life out of the Colegmerate effortlessly. I watch, staring unblinkingly at the event unfolding before me. The tentacles drip yet more of the frothing ink upon the field of battle, permanently staining the ground with an indelible corruption of existence itself in several places. This fluid drips quite heavily onto the Colegmerate.
The vast, formless mass draws the Colegmerate directly before it slowly, nothing the beast attempts to escape succeeding. A beak upon the thing opens, and begins to utter whispers of unfathomable potency to the Colegmerate. The Colegmerate seems to wither at the very reality of the words.
???: kidisha ftaghu grah'n ilyaa n'ghft ng-throd
I feel the beginnings of a migraine taking effect, and immediately send a foot into a candle. Every single candle is extinguished instantly, and the hot wax object spreads over the lines of the circle, obstructing it. The coils of tentacles around the Colegmerate slither away, save one, forcing themselves back into the portal hole. The final tentacle drags the Colegmerate closer to the beak.
???: yilyaa nglui ilyaa n'gha mnahn'shuggoth
Suddenly, the tentacle slides away, dropping the Colegmerate into the sky, severely damaged. The pulpous, formless mass of flesh squeezes itself back through the rift I forced open, accursed ink staining the ground around me. The beak, before plunging through the point of entry, opens wide before me.
???: GOODBYE. I WILL SEE YOU AGAIN SOON.
My eyes widen somewhat, and I watch nonchalantly as the last of the being makes slow egress, leaving behind a rippling portal, all within obscured by the eldritch fluid seeping onto the ground. The birch tree withers and dies as I slam the rift shut, leaving behind a sinister point in which reality folds in on itself slightly, before striding out from beneath the withered tree into the pouring rain, and traveling as far away from the place as possible, the water washing away the remnants of the ritual.
It should be noted that this deals damage to as many parts of the Colegmerate as possible, with the most being dealt to the Skull.
A Beta Phantom appears on the field. Something something already explained.
I Don't Even Know Yet && Sephiroth's Stupidly Long Sword -> The Very Big Unknown (2/3)
+2 to Fseftr
Damage Dealt So Far Counter: 11000
Walker decides that, since it was so fun last time, he might as well go after the Terror Skeleton again. It lets out a quiet whimper as he approaches again, before he charges past it, then hacks at it's legs, before jumping high into the air, impaling the Terror Skeleton's back. He makes sure his sword is securely stabbed into the skeleton's spinal column, then lunges forth and grabs one of the individual bones of the Terror Skeleton's spine, tearing it out with little to no caring for what results. Then, he does it again, to a bone further up. And again, and again, and again. After only a matter of seconds, a huge pile of bones, steadily growing on the ground, has been built up from the Terror Skeleton's spine. Before it even has a chance to recover the torn out bones, Walker swan dives into the pile of bones sword-first, an explosion resulting from impact that crumbles the spine bones into dust, as well as scattering the dust over to the far corners of the server. The animatronic gives a dark laugh, pulls his sword out of the Terror Skeleton, then hacks off a foot, before kicking the Terror Skeleton to the ground and shoving the foot into the Terror Skeleton's jaw... which, if you can recall, was damaged extensively in the last attack. He kicks the damaged part of the Terror Skeleton's jaw, then walks away from it in disgust.
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Golden Frying Pan || Diamond Sword || =
i cast Heal on the Terrors.
6/9 Factory
5/10 Spell book
2+ to whichever n00b grabs it firs
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. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
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AA: GET. OUT OF. MY WAY!
The Special Stardust Prism completes. AA promptly uses it on the Coveknight, rendering him a Special Stardust Coveknight for two turns! This will make his attacks randomly have weird side effects and occasionally miss. AA then fires another Special Stardust Dragon at the Terror Skeleton.
Duality: 11/25.
Oh no
The Contact: Part 7: Boss Battle
A ship suddenly lands nearby! Uzi gets a text message on her phone, telling her that she is about to meet my Traitor General, who is really good at betraying people! The traitor general, who looks like the protagonist from Assassin's Creed, jumps out...
And immediately betrays me and Uzi! He summons an ALTERNATE COLEGMERATE, with the same pain-link that Alternate!Uzi has to Real!Uzi. However, the Uzi in these attacks doesn't know this! The Colegmerate, with a modified Anti-Zero designation, begins firing on Uzi! Uzi, however, is having none of it, and viciously attacks the Skull with hammers, money, lunchboxes, other godmodder corpses, bombs, Hammers... And then combines them all to make a Rube Goldberg machine!
First off, the money bribes a nearby person to carry a corpse over to a pressure plate, which activates a magical infinite lunchbox dispenser, which is aimed at a nearby bomb factory. The bomb factory self-destructs, and the explosion is strong enough to cause a series of hammers to fly into the air, which also land on a pressure plate, launching the Hammers into the air directly at the Skull!
Oh, and there's a reason those Hammers are capitalized. You see, they have special effects. What are they? Let's just say that you don't particularly want to know.
The Coglomerate cowed, the traitorous Traitor General retreats! Another ship approaches...
???: 2/50
???: 2/50
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Glove && Diamond Sword = Diamond Tiger Claws (Level 1: 2/2)
The L()rd tries out his new glove by slicing and dicing the Colegmerate's maw.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
==Turn 1==
dARKnESS 16/25.(+1 from Bomber.)
5/10(+1 from Bomber.)
+2 to Erelye.
Magic Missile Minigun && Laser Machinegun == Homing Laser Minigun 4/5
Wand && Jar of Praecantatio Essentia == Wand of Basic Magics 3/3 COMPLETE
Ring && Oblivion Energy 1/?
==Action==
Crystal looks at UserZero and her Clentaminator. "Stealing from the future, hmm? I can do that too." The world warps around him as he reaches a hand into empty space and pulls out a green and black book with a blue orb on the cover, before opening it. "Lux lunae, conjuro. Descende desuper inimicos meos, et obtrunce eos." The book shines light blue as Crystal points at the Colegmerate and a rain of lunar flares streak down from the sky, passing through most of the Colegmerate before reaching the target. As they hit the sole remaining Tentacle, they abruptly stop passing through everything and detonate in a cascade of explosions. Crystal shuts the book with a snap and reaches back into empty space, putting the book back where he found it.
(If the Tentacle has been killed, target the Maw. If the Maw is dead, target the Orb.)
==Entity==
The Doppelganger will attack the Maw or Orb, whichever has the lowest health. If both are dead, attack the Skull. If that is dead, attack the Brain.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
...
A really lucky brain with that skull.
Well if it hasn't work from the inside let's try from the outside.
With a fast movement of both hands and some words in a arcane and ancient language a lot of equilateral triangles (10 cm of side ) starts to appear
in air, there are around 700 of them, these are principally made of steel.
With a single hand movement Hezetor commands all of them to descend crashing on the head of the Colegmerate.
After that the triangles start to spin on one of their angle while a little mouth comes out from every one of them and stars screaming "die die die!".
Every triangle after piercing trough the skin open the angle and release a lot of small-bot (0,2 cm)
these bot will start to eat little pieces of the skull with their diamonded teeth , after at least one hole is created all the bot take it, they will happily destroy all of the grey matter.
While this happens every triangle will show off its legs and arms, running towards a creeper head and while punching it they screams "ugly ugly ugly!"
Charges
Checking the guide in regard of "Godmodder" and relative 3/3 (It's up to the GM if I found something useful or nothing) [speak to me GM!]
Absorbing energy from my surroundings 3/15
Throne && Flight System = Flying Throne (Level 3: 2/4)
Factory || Portable Computer = Portable Factory (Level 4: 2/5)
=Turn Two=
(9 / 10) Holy Mantle (+3 total from Pricey, Cobalt)
Armistyx && Candy Corn = ??? (2/?) (fill this in please, I like having random gear)
+1 to K4yne
+1 to Cobalt
=Action=
I decide to plan a heist to rob a local Mango Factory! I assemble my gear, including, but not limited to; An Armistyx, three grappling hooks, grenades, breaching charges, invisibility cloak, smoke grenades, lemon grenades, grenade grenades and snacks. I then enter the factory while wearing my cloak.
As I step in, I take a bite out of one of the snacks I brought, and throw the wrapper on the floor. The security cameras detect the wrapper, and thousands of guard robots appear to destroy me! I then decide to screw stealth, and throw all my grenades in the general direction of everywhere, obliterating the factory in a huge not-nuclear fireball!
I then scoop up mangoes from the floor, and attach them to the Mango Monster to heal it.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Hours in the past... but not many:
Dark enderman skin
A dark robe
A blue orb
A dark room
The enderman wasn't focusing. He was the Seer, he was supposed to see everything in the subterrarin base, but he only focused on the pale blue orb at his feet. There was something fascinating about the pale blue flames licking it's non-euclidean inside. Perhaps too fascinating. The enderman didn't see when somebody set up them the bomb. The enderman didn't see when the bomb exploded, turning the orb into black, aromatic paste. Then who was bomb? Perhaps a lesser godmodder? Perhaps enderdrim terrorists? Perhaps SCP-511? That is irrelevant. Many endermen died from the explosion. Many escaped unharmed. Many, such as this enderman, fell unconscious to the floor, dreaming about twisted explosions of wrath. After this, the enderman didn't see half the things he could see. That's becuse he had lost 1 eye. But he had gained something else. He had gained the secrets of the orb. And he had gained a mission.
Whorp!
/Storynull
alchemizing: a pirahna && gun 1/?
4/20 4/20
i attack the skull with a conglomerate of chainsharks (sharks that double as chainsaws).
FOCUSED
I feed the Maw Anti-Creeper CandyTM. This candy, invented by me, tastes like normal candy, but when it comes into physical contact with a creeper, things called creepers, things called names similar to creeper, things based upon things called creepers, or things based upon things called names similar to creeper, acts as acid, while still tasting delicious!
On sale for $8.99 a pound! But, wait! There's more! If you buy this candy, your next post gains a damage boost absolutely FREE! (Just pay separate processing and handling)
And we're prepared to double our offer. If you call/post in the next day after I finish this edit, you get twice the Anti-Creeper CandyTM, twice the Damage boost, and twice the delicious taste of high sugar, yet surprisingly nutritious candy! (Just pay separate processing and handling)
But wait! There's more! If you call/post in the next 90 minutes, you get one use of a weapon that can do massive damage! The Maine Cannon is guaranteed to hit with such an impact that a crater is made the size of America's most Northeastern State! (Just pay separate processing and handling)
And, if you are the first two callers/posters, you get an extra special deal. You get a +1 to use on any of your charges absolutely FREE! (Just pay separate processing and handling)
(Disclaimer: Anti-Creeper CandyTM does not actually exist. I do not want your actual money, but I will take +1s and +2s. This is a homage to Billy Mays, may he rest in peace. This deal only works while supplies last/once 5 people take me up on this offer. The time this deal starts is 11:40, PST, or 2:40, EST. Do not buy this product if you take nitrates for chest pain, as this may, somehow, cause an unsafe drop in blood pressure. Ask your doctor before using Anti-Creeper CandyTM. If you are below 18 years of age, ask your parents before buying our product)
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17/20 Maine Cannon (+1 Irecreeper)
11/25 Elizabeth
Elizabeth, meanwhile, is waiting.
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
13/25 Terrible Tastes
15/50 The Myth, The Legend, The Misspelling
(Ham && Steak) && Gun Meatshot 3/3
Picture of Godmoder && Picture of Godmodder 2/??
+2 Bomber57
I attempt to flip off the Colegmerate, but I realize that I don't actually have any middle fingers with which to do so. Frustrated, I set my laptop back up with slightly more murderous intent.
Q17. 24-7=? [18] [2] [16.931] [Walrus]
Q18. Stop...
Q19. Color in the correct order...
Q20. Deal or no deal? [DEAL!] [NO DEAL!] [SEAL!] [NO SEAL!]
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
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Rashki throws a few scalpels at the Colegmerate. He also prepares a room for summoning larger and more powerful entities, loyal not to AZ or PZ, only to him
Uranium && Modulated neutron initiator = Small Nuclear Explosive 1/?
Respawning Health Pack (RHP): 2/10
Summoning Room: 1/5
7/15 Starters 3
6/15 Starters 4
+2 engie *cough*
TM25 AND Enchanted Bow = Daedalus Stormbow M 5/6
Full Restore AND Enchanted Bow = Crusader's Crossbow M 5/5
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Crusader's Crossbow M: A bow blessed with special enchantments, which allow all arrows fired from it to heal allies as well as damage enemies.
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Mercury tries out the Crusader's Crossbow M by using it to heal the Johto Starters.
I give the Mango Monster some pineapple, healing it and infusing it with pineapple flavor.
The Mango Monster heals itself.
Quote: 15/50 (+1 from Irecreeper)
Melia: 2/50
Wii U Gamepad && Railgun = Wii Rail U (3/3) Complete!
+2 to Irecreeper.
It's High Noon
TEHEPICNINJA9001 JOINS THE BATTLE!
"Is this a prequel or something? Because my CPU date is all messed u-oh yeah. 4th wall and stuff."
Since the Kanto starters are, in my opinion, the most boring and uncreative starter out of the 6 generations, I use a boring and uncreative attack on them by hitting them with great force.
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
20/20 Expended.
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I stare at the Colegmerate, muttering under my breath about useless electricity and things of the sort, before flashstepping away some distance. This should be remarkably powerful, unless I manage to fail in some manner, which I doubt. I may not have the abilities of the bioengineered quadrillionaire walrus-men-befriending Kalare Erelye, but I can do things he couldn't.
I look around for some shade, finding none. As such, I firmly plant a birch sapling in the ground, and apply some bone meal, watching as the thing sprouts before me. I proceed to dive beneath the tree, ready to begin my ritual. I slide a small amount of chalk out of my inventory, crouching to the ground quietly, before, drawing what appears to be a framework of some sort. I mutter a few words under my breath, and toss the chalk to the ground, watching as it begins to move without my aid, and draws a perfect circle, before floating to my hand once more. Animation is certainly a wonderful thing to work with, despite it only functioning permanently with properly-constructed golems. I pull out eight metal dishes, and place them in a symmetrical fashion around the circle. I proceed to place an individual tallow candle upon each.
Looking around for a moment to check if anything is occurring (and pleasantly finding nothing really directed at me), I pull out a match, and strike it upon the side of the tree, lighting each candle carefully, and precisely. I toss the thing to the ground, and look over my creation, reasonably satisfied with the results. Upon deciding this, I swiftly draw out a dagger of amber, and carve a series of symbols onto the tree, namely the marks of
Upon completing this task, I place the dagger back in my inventory, and turn to the circle, shaking my head somewhat, as if in response to some cosmic force.
TA: Ysll'ha, ilyaa'ai, hai, ye shoggor. R'luh s'uhn ph'n'ghft. Ch'ebumna, llll'r'lyeh. Llll'r'lyeh.
My intonations grow less forced as I progress through the duration of the incantation, dark clouds coating the skies all the while. The moment I complete the foul thing, I promptly incline my hand upward, palm facing the clouded heavens. I wait for several seconds, before muttering one more word, quiet and portentous.
TA: Nog, or'n'ghft. Uaaah.
I drag my palm downwards with the final word, and a torrential downpour begins with it, the candles protected by the tree. I watch, silently scrutinizing the circle. A bolt of lightning strikes down (it should be noted that all bolts of lightning from this storm DO NOT STRIKE THE COLEGMERATE. Thank you), and a drop of bubbling ink-esque liquid drips to the center of the circle, seemingly from thin air. Mere moments later, a steady drip of the liquid emerges from a point approximately two meters above the absolute center of the circle. The dripping swiftly evolves into a secure emanation of the liquid quite a bit greater than it was initially. The ink stains the ground, likely permanently, with the strange fluid.
I watch, taking a step closer to the symbols carved into the tree trunk. A tentacle, squamous, rugose, and dripping, bursts from the point, seemingly dragging itself to the ground. Soon enough, more tentacles follow, along with a pulpous mass of flesh, writhing occasionally. Whatever is on the other end of the ritual communication drags itself forth, its prodigious mass floating in the air. Soon enough, the thing moves into an absolutely absurd amount of space, though it seems as if the thing is of a far greater size than it appears to be. A singular eye with a slit for a pupil and a sclera colored a deep orange. It focuses somewhat, sliding about in its socket, before turning to stare at me.
TA: Tharanak n'ghasyha'h.
The formless, cyclopean thing blinks once, its eyelids sinking beneath folds of pulpous flesh. Hundreds of thousands of tentacular limbs wrap themselves around the Colegmerate in its entirety, a mere fraction of this creature's form far greater in size than the beast. The eye opens once more, directly facing the Colegmerate. The tentacles begin to squeeze the life out of the Colegmerate effortlessly. I watch, staring unblinkingly at the event unfolding before me. The tentacles drip yet more of the frothing ink upon the field of battle, permanently staining the ground with an indelible corruption of existence itself in several places. This fluid drips quite heavily onto the Colegmerate.
The vast, formless mass draws the Colegmerate directly before it slowly, nothing the beast attempts to escape succeeding. A beak upon the thing opens, and begins to utter whispers of unfathomable potency to the Colegmerate. The Colegmerate seems to wither at the very reality of the words.
???: kidisha ftaghu grah'n ilyaa n'ghft ng-throd
I feel the beginnings of a migraine taking effect, and immediately send a foot into a candle. Every single candle is extinguished instantly, and the hot wax object spreads over the lines of the circle, obstructing it. The coils of tentacles around the Colegmerate slither away, save one, forcing themselves back into the portal hole. The final tentacle drags the Colegmerate closer to the beak.
???: yilyaa nglui ilyaa n'gha mnahn'shuggoth
Suddenly, the tentacle slides away, dropping the Colegmerate into the sky, severely damaged. The pulpous, formless mass of flesh squeezes itself back through the rift I forced open, accursed ink staining the ground around me. The beak, before plunging through the point of entry, opens wide before me.
???: GOODBYE. I WILL SEE YOU AGAIN SOON.
My eyes widen somewhat, and I watch nonchalantly as the last of the being makes slow egress, leaving behind a rippling portal, all within obscured by the eldritch fluid seeping onto the ground. The birch tree withers and dies as I slam the rift shut, leaving behind a sinister point in which reality folds in on itself slightly, before striding out from beneath the withered tree into the pouring rain, and traveling as far away from the place as possible, the water washing away the remnants of the ritual.
It should be noted that this deals damage to as many parts of the Colegmerate as possible, with the most being dealt to the Skull.
Void Aspected Silverwood Wand && Crystalline Auram Essentia = The Blank Wand (5/6)
NEW: Ender Pearl || (Liquid Darkness && Amber) && Indigo Flames (2/???)
(+2 to Generic)
Furtive Knowledge: 20/20! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
I quickly heal the Johto starters with the Standard Bio-Degradable Instantaneous Healing Packet featured in every Valve game ever!
Asura: 4/50
He scream
Integration: 15/40 (+2 from Fseftr)
Beta Phantom 2: 10/10
A Beta Phantom appears on the field. Something something already explained.
I Don't Even Know Yet && Sephiroth's Stupidly Long Sword -> The Very Big Unknown (2/3)
+2 to Fseftr
Damage Dealt So Far Counter: 11000
Walker decides that, since it was so fun last time, he might as well go after the Terror Skeleton again. It lets out a quiet whimper as he approaches again, before he charges past it, then hacks at it's legs, before jumping high into the air, impaling the Terror Skeleton's back. He makes sure his sword is securely stabbed into the skeleton's spinal column, then lunges forth and grabs one of the individual bones of the Terror Skeleton's spine, tearing it out with little to no caring for what results. Then, he does it again, to a bone further up. And again, and again, and again. After only a matter of seconds, a huge pile of bones, steadily growing on the ground, has been built up from the Terror Skeleton's spine. Before it even has a chance to recover the torn out bones, Walker swan dives into the pile of bones sword-first, an explosion resulting from impact that crumbles the spine bones into dust, as well as scattering the dust over to the far corners of the server. The animatronic gives a dark laugh, pulls his sword out of the Terror Skeleton, then hacks off a foot, before kicking the Terror Skeleton to the ground and shoving the foot into the Terror Skeleton's jaw... which, if you can recall, was damaged extensively in the last attack. He kicks the damaged part of the Terror Skeleton's jaw, then walks away from it in disgust.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
OverlordXcano, Portal is a Valve game, and has no health packs of any sort.
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
10/15 Starters 3 engie x2
9/15 Starters 4 engie x2
+2 engie
TM25 AND Enchanted Bow = Daedalus Stormbow M 6/6
Ultraball AND Enchanted Bow = Pokehunter 1/?
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Daedalus Stormbow M: A bow blessed with special enchantments, which cause lightning to strike the location of fired arrows after a short delay.
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Mercury takes the starters with less health, and gives them some homeopathic potions. It's super
ineffective!Golden Frying Pan || Diamond Sword || =
i cast Heal on the Terrors.
6/9 Factory
5/10 Spell book
2+ to whichever n00b grabs it firs
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!