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Since this weapon has literally never been used in the course of 30,000 attacks, it should be moderately effective.
I toss a chaff grenade. For the people who have never played MGS/never been in the army/never studied modern weapons, this messes with electronics. If those drones are standard military, they shut off, and at least one crashes into the now exposed brain. Also, I shove the five pound of Anti-Creeper CandyTM that no one bought/asked for into the brain. It cannot exactly close its now-nonexistent mouth to defend against this attack.
I make sure to take the Candy out of the wrappers before shoving them into the brain as well.
every self-respecting video game needs a very easy minigame of simon says: 8/25 8/25
Aurum Blade && Skyscraper Club = (Unknown at time) (1/?)
Knuckle Staff && Fireworks Cannon = (Unknown at time) (1/?)
great, now i've gotten attention from miscolored female antagonist, time to make a break for it. If she even thinks of chasing after me, there will be a suspiciously deadly piece of mail permanently attached to her inventory. and i won't even be the one to be held accountable for it, i'm not the person who distributes them.
Pack of Torches && Pack of Matches && FYA!!! = SAFETY TORCH!!!!!!! 1/???
Red idles!
I get smart and stick a metal pole into the Conglomerate's head. then with my electrified pole, I shock the Jhoto Starter!
The Time Travelers slam a hammer into the ground, making the earth crumble under Uzi's feet, and building a bedrock wall around her!
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i toss a Spider at a button, causing a rock to drop, which then causes a puddle to empty out, which causes a mouse to walk away and step on another button, which then has a Pallet of Crates to down on the Con-monsterthingy.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Zirconium Manipulation Cube: A modified Rubik's brand speedcube with the power to manipulate the chemical element zirconium by performing algorithms. The modifications include indented tiles instead of stickers, with cubic zirconia attached to the tiles.
Permutatio Glass Phial && Blue Matter Gun = AU Matter Gun (3/3) => I'll let you decide what this does.
Charges
Project M03-ぼくらの16bit戦争 bokura no 16bit warz (14/15) (+1 from Ire)
Project M02-魔域傲世六階 móyù àoshì lìujiē (24/25) (+1 from DarkSideUltima)
+1 to Irecreeper, +1 to DarkSideUltima
Action
HECK YES. I have a set of wands that can transform elements into other elements, screwing up body chemistry in the process, and a speedcube that allows for manipulation of one element. This means I can practically manipulate all elements using zirconium as a proxy.
I pull out SCP-4822-DTG and, drawing a pentagon in the air with the tip of the wand, turn all the atoms in the Johto Starters' bodies into zirconium. I then withdraw the Zirconium Manipulation Cube and begin performing a few algorithms. First, I focus the cube onto the Johto Starters with a U' flick and a R2. Next, I perform two quick PLLs. A T-perm locks the top half of the Meganium in place, followed by a Ja-perm that causes the zirconium in the Typhlosion to instantly heat up to 15,000 K. I proceed to do a triple sune, slathering the melted zirconium Typhlosion onto the Feraligatr, melting it as well. I then perform a triple antisune, sending the melted zirconium Typhlosion and Feraligatr into the now-unlocked zirconium Meganium, causing it to melt. All three Johto Starters are now melted zirconium on the floor. I proceed to perform a Jb-perm, freezing the zirconium and shaping it into a solid slab. I proceed to perform repeated U flicks, throwing the slab into deep space.
If I were to print out everything important in Godmodding history, it could kill someone...
Combine Task Force: 5/15
I grab SCP-826 from out of hammerspace! This is a pair of book holders that make everything in a location match the book. I quickly write up a narrative called "The Nice, Friendly Creature That Will Instantly Damage UserZero If It Even Sees Her", and place it in between the book holders. I then build a room, place it in, leave, and teleport UserZero inside.
Integration: 20/40 (+2 from Fseftr, +2 from miss UserZero)
Gamma Phantom: 1/15
+2 to Fseftr
I Don't Even Know Yet && Sephiroth's Stupidly Long Sword -> The Very Big Unknown (3/3)
Damage dealt counter: 31000
Having decided that going after the Terror Skeleton again would probably cause him to start suffering a repetition curse penalty, Walker instead draws his newly acquired The Very Big Unknown, which is longer than he is tall, and charges at the... Splattershot Inkling. The poor thing is most likely scared out of it's mind, especially since this is the same guy who, earlier, was making a mockery of a Terror mob. With The Very Big Unknown, Walker dismissively cleaves off half an arm and an entire leg in one swing, then lashes out and carves off a huge chunk of inkling flesh from the undamaged side of the Splattershot Inkling. A little curious about testing a theory, he then slashes off the Splattershot Inkling's weird hair stuff, just to see if it can bleed or something. Regardless, Walker reaches into the remains of the Splattershot Inkling's arm, yanking out the contents and tossing them onto the floor, before crushing them underfoot. His dark laughter upon doing so is... unsettling, to say the least.
And, in a bizarre case of possible mood whiplash, he briefly turns to UserZero as if checking to see whether she likes what he's doing, before focusing again, and kicking the Splattershot Inkling in the chest, knocking the Inkling to the ground. He then raises his other leg, bringing it down on the Splattershot Inkling's neck, twisting his foot to grind the poor creature into the dust, before running the Inkling through with The Very Big Unknown, turning to walk away and leaving the Splattershot Inkling to bleed out.
Telum[1] Glass Phial && Briefcase = The Weaponsmith's Briefcase (1/?)
[1] Telum: The Thaumcraft aspect of "Weapon, Attack, Harm".
(SCP-061[2] && Vocaloid 4 Editor[3]) && Thaumium Bossed Silverwood Wand = SCP-4517-DTG "Wands of the Controlling Song"[4] (1/?)
[2] SCP-061: A form of mind control that is based on sound.
[3] Vocaloid 4 Editor: Vocaloid is a software that allows a composer to use computer voices as singers.
[4] What I'm trying to do with this is create a set of wands that allow for parody-lyrics-based attacks.
Charges
Project M03-ぼくらの16bit戦争 bokura no 16bit warz (15/15)
Project M02-魔域傲世六階 móyù àoshì lìujiē (25/25)
+2 to Irecreeper
The Twisty Puzzles Military Base appears on the battlefield!
Twisty Puzzles Military Base [N]: 66,000/66,000 HP, low basic attack.
Every turn, it summons 4,000 HP worth of sentient Rubik's cubes that can go either to attacking, defending or repairing. Once the base is destroyed, the cubes simultaneously get pops, DNF and die.
Attacking: The cubes will attack what I order them to.
Defending: The cubes will counter-attack anything that attacks them.
Repairing: The cubes will repair the base, healing the base by the total amount of HP that the repairing cubes have.
I command the created cubes this turn in this manner: 1,500 HP to attacking, 1,500 HP to defending, 1,000 HP to repairing. The resulting line should look like this:
Twisty Puzzles Military Base [N]: ##,###/66,000 HP. Attacking Cubes: 4,500 HP. Defending Cubes: 4,500 HP. Repairing Cubes: 1,000 HP.
I summon a Sentient Conway's Game of Life Structure alongside the Twisty Puzzles Military Base.
Sentient Conway's Game of Life Structure[N]: Gosper's Array 17,000/17,000 HP. Conway's Wall 12,000/12,000 HP. Yorke-Smith's Garden 21,000/21,000 HP.
The Sentient Conway's Game of Life Structure has three parts: Gosper's Array, Conway's Wall and Yorke-Smith's Garden. Gosper's Array is an array of Gosper glider guns. Conway's Wall is a wall of snake still lifes. Yorke-Smith's Garden is a 20x20x20 maximum density still life. Gosper's Array must be destroyed before attacking Conway's Wall, which must be destroyed before attacking Yorke-Smith's Garden. Once a part is destroyed, it cannot be recovered. Each destroyed part takes out 1/4th of the Sentient Conway's Game of Life Structure's attack power
Entity Commands
The Twisty Puzzles Military Base will attack an AZ, while the Sentient Conway's Game of Life Structure will attack a PZ. To repeat in case you didn't see the text: I command the created cubes this turn in this manner: 1,500 HP to attacking, 1,500 HP to defending, 1,000 HP to repairing.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
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Posts:
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Minecraft:
crystalcat
Member Details
==Turn 1==
dARKnESS 19/25.(+1 from Bomber)
8/10(+1 from Bomber)
+2 to Erelye.
Wand of Basic Spells && Balanced Shard == Primal Wand 2/5
Wand of Basic Spells && Oblivion Energy == Wand of the Empty Set 1/?
==Action==
Crystal grabs the oblivion energy left over from his failed Oblivion-aspect Ring alchemization. Even if it made an arm cannon/arm replacement instead of a ring that was also too high of a level to even be made, he can still salvage something. That something being an attack. He puts the ring onto his left hand and channels the oblivion energy into it, branding a circle slashed through by a diagonal line onto the ring, which itself shifts to silver. He looks at it warily for a second, a faint niggle of future sight hitting him, before shrugging and pointing the ringed hand at the Colegmerate. Red oblivion energy begins to bloom from the ring, flowering out into an orb held in his hand, before he takes flight and hovers up to where he can easily see the Colegmerate's Brain. He holds his left hand out, the oblivion orb growing before funneling into a wide beam that hits the Brain, scouring a good chunk out of it and making it as though it was never there at all. He raises his hand again, another oblivion beam lancing out and carving a wide swathe out of the Brain, obliterating the hit portions completely. A collection of oblivion orbs is the next attack, leaving pockmarks on the Brain, before Crystal looks at the ring. It's shuddering on his hand, red cracks appearing on it as it obviously can't contain the oblivion energy it houses. The symbol on the ring erupts in brilliant red light, before Crystal pulls the ring from his hand in a convulsive jerk and throws it at the Brain, frantically ascending higher as he does. The ring strikes the Brain and embeds itself in it before it explodes, a massive gush of oblivion energy washing over the Brain and further eroding it away with the sheer power of true oblivion.
Crystal looks down at the red luminescence, a plan forming in his mind. After all, he'll need a replacement for that ring, and elemental abilities are always useful... Now he just needs to wait. The Alchemiter will be ready for his idea, later...
==Entity==
The Doppelganger will attack the Colegmerate's Brain.
DarkSide begins bringing one of his planes in from another dimension. 5/5 ===== (+1 from Pit) DONE! Justin begins summoning his pet Zephyr Fish, "Zappy", into this world. 4/7 =======
DarkSide: Shadowsteel Cutlass && Blood of the Destroyer && Laser Extension = Malice Mk. 1(Lv. 5, 3/6) Justin: Ice Rod && Soul of a Space Pirate && Comet Frost = Staff of Cometians Mk. 1(Lv. 5, 3/6)
=====
The battle rages on. From the deep <insert colour here> sky, seemingly from the horizon, came an extremely fast fighter plane. It was on autopilot at the time, and thus targeted the Kanto Starters with Incendiary rounds, setting them on fire (AKA inducing Burn). It then safely lands next to me and my pal.
Perfect timing. Justin, man the plane.
Will do.
=====
The thing about planes is, they respond to the skill of the pilot. Justin has a low piloting skill, and as such, isn't very good with it yet. However, as he flies his new plane, he will gain skill over time, increasing his plane damage output permanently. Even without much skill, Justin gains a permanent damage increase. Details below.
=====
Justin tests the plane out by flying in circles and firing the guns indiscriminately at everything, and gaining a bit of skill. He thankfully didn't crash the plane.
As for myself, I jump onto the Colegmerate's Brain and begin maniacally stabbing at it.
And noting the fact that Uzi pulled out a cellphone...
Aw carp. She's doing the thing, isn't she?
Well, it seems as though we've slipped up again...
A tap on my shoulder...? Hmmm, I wonder who that co-
I IMMEDIATELY fire my super chaingun of anti-godmodding pain that I totally had the whole time and didn't just godmod in to existence behind my back, then whirl around to face my attacker!
I gear up to start an extra-long attack against the Colegmerate's Brain, then plug my laptop back in.
CAT IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ: QUESTIONS 21-40
...Wait, 20 questions? The Colegmerate is a bit concerned, since 5 was already enough to deal 10,000 damage, and this is a focused action on top of that. Oh well, time for the attempted overkill.
Q21. Watch carefully [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ]
The Colegmerate watches incredibly intently, and then I toss some Special Stardust in its eyes and tragically exposed brain and select the first box. Meanwhile, the bioengineered quadrillionaire walrus-men show up again and use their legendary weapons on the Colegmerate's Brain again.
Q22. The choice is yours [+1 LIFE] [-1 LIFE] [ESCAPE!!!] [+1 SKIP]
I choose "+1 SKIP", then use Meatshot on the Colegmerate while asking for a description of it.
Q23. Save changes to 'Untitled'? [YES] [NO] [CANCEL] [BRAN]
I select "Bran", then force-feed the Colegmerate raisin bran. This somehow causes incredible allergic reactions, slowly destroying the Brain.
Q24.
I am momentarily confused at the lack of a question, then see a box with a rainbow in it. I then vigorously waggle my cursor over the box, and a sentence saying "Click the 'V' in Lives" appears. I then do so, ignoring the fact that my cursor waggling caused Brain pieces to fly everywhere.
Q25. How do you kill a werewolf? [SHOE POLISH] [GRAVY GRANULES] [BLACK PUDDING] [CILLIT BANG]
I select "Shoe Polish", since it contains silver nitrate. A werewolf suddenly shows up, and the Colegmerate scrambles to find some shoe polish or other silver. Unfortunately, the only things around are gravy granules, black pudding and Cillit Bang, none of which are very effective against the werewolf. The werewolf savagely mauls the Colegmerate's brain in turn.
The Colegmerate attempts to rest, but I point back at the title. I'm not backing down from this one. Screw you, and screw that.... I mean that incredibly dashing and majestic horse.
Q26. Which of these place names doesn't exist? [Germansweek] [B*tchfield] [Arsefacey] [Blubberhouses] [Brown Willy] [Budd's Titson] [Twatt]
I select "Arsefacey". The Colegmerate suddenly has a mental breakdown over the fact that all those other places exist in real life.
? I hope you've been paying attention to the question numbers! [GO TO 21] [GO TO 26] [GO TO 24] [GO TO 28]
I decide to let the Colegmerate do this one himself. After watching him accidentally click all the wrong numbers due to his horrible brain trauma(and getting all the attacks associated again) I take the reins myself and GO TO 28.
Q28. What is this? [BALLET BUN] [FAIRY CAKE] [ABUNDANCE] [CRUEL!]
I select "Abundance", and a bun suddenly shows up. It turns out that the Battlefield happens to be the location of the new local performance of Bun Swan Lake. The buns give a majestic dance, and I applaud them for their performance. However, the Colegmerate doesn't applaud, mostly because he was danced all over in the performance, and that didn't do any good for his poor exposed brain.
Q29. What flavor is cardboard? [HONEY] [PORK SCRATCHINGS] [EGG MAYONNAISE] [TALC]
I select "Egg mayonnaise", since Splapp-me-do doesn't like egg mayonnaise whatsoever. The Colegmerate is offended since he is personally a massive fan of egg mayonnaise, and eats it on practically everything! I tell him to shut up and shoot him in the brain a few more times.
Q30. Put the mouse... On here O<
I put the mouse on there and maneuver my mouse through the incredibly easy maze. The Colegmerate isn't rattled much by this, so I just bring the bioengineered quadrillionaire walrus-men back to beat up the Colegmerate while I spam the 8 button.
Q31. *A picture of a dog* [WOOF.] [WOOF. WOOF.] [WOOF. WOOF. WOOF.] [WOOF. WOOF. WOOF. WOOF.]
I select the three woofs, then play the woofs super loud in the Colegmerate's ear.
Q32. What are the main ingredients in shampoo? [CRICKET CR*P] [BABYCHAM AND HUMAN FAECES] [ROCKS AND SAUSAGES] [CATS AND WHELKS]
I select "babycham and human faeces", since it sounds similar to the syllables of shampoo, and throw rocks, sausages, cats, and whelks into the Colegmerate, and they damage the Colegmerate's brain even further.
Q33. How many letters in his hand? *a cut off hand holding 8 envelopes* [7] [8] [9] [10]
I select 7, since the words "his hand" contain 7 letters. I then throw the 8 envelopes into the Colegmerate's brain, dealing more papercuts to its already battered and bruised brain.
Q34. Elephants don't like mice!
I move the cursor off the game window, then let 3 elephants pass by. Three incredibly large elephants then come by and trample the Colegmerate underfoot.
Q35. If you press this button, it's game over.
I ignore the button until it says "Alternatively... click this one to carry on." I then click that button, and get my third useless skip, and then press a button to summon a nuke onto the Colegmerate.
Q36. What do you call a wingless fly? [A FLAP] [A WALK] [A PLUM] [A JASON]
I select "A walk", then toss plums at the Colegmerate's brain. The plum juices sink even further into his brain and cause yet more irrevocable damage. Jason Voorhees then shows up and cuts up the Colegmerate's brain with his machete.
Q37. Can you get this question wrong? [NO] [NOPE] [NO WAY] [OF COURSE NOT]
I know that there really isn't any way to get the question wrong. Unfortunately, the Colegmerate doesn't, and is incredibly paranoid. It racks what little of its mind it has left, and tries desperately to find the single right answer. While it's having its mental breakdown, I continue on with the quiz.
Q38. Mary Rose sat on a pin. [O RLY?] [MARY ROSE] [BURST HER PILES] [AHAHAHAAHA!]
I select "Mary rose", then make the Colegmerate sit on a pin. However, the pin has every STD known to man on it, and the Colegmerate contracts all of them at once, suffering all of the symptoms simultaneously.
I select "Cylindrical Adventures", then toss cough drops with terrible flavors at the Colegmerate. The terrible flavors seep into the Brain and cause even more damage.
Q40. Put the mouse... on here >O
I put the cursor on the button.
Don't touch pink! Hmm... If only you had a bridge.
I manipulate the Source Code of Reality a bit further, and drag the Colegmerate into the game. I then use him as a bridge. He then tragically vanishes after I finish the question, never to be seen again after my brutal slaughter.
((Let me try not to waste this post by being slow...))
I watch the results of the attack I made dissolve into motes of light and dark, now having never happened.
Mythic: And this is why I hate working with time mages.
I shape a dragon out of magical energy from the air, and have it breath of stream of ether at the Johto Starters, who are all weak against the Dragon Type.
==> Could you repeat that last part, that you said before the timeline shifted?
Fine.
In order, the leader of our group was a Life Mage from the Order of the Vulture, who took the battle against the darkness personally, then there was an Immortal from the Order of the Parrot, who was couldn't have cared less about our job, a Space Mage who didn't speak much, he dressed like a member of the Order of the Ghost Owl, and last was... that werecoyote I used to date..., also from the Order of the Vulture.
I was there on my first real mission representing the Order of the Spotted Hyena, so I wasn't expecting any actual-
==> Tell us more about that whispered bit~
Why are you so interested in-
How about I just keep telling you my story, and you leave that part to your imagination?
Yeah, let's go with that.
So things went pretty well, we fought creatures of darkness, reclaimed some lost areas, and relit lamps until eventually, we could try and retrieve the island.
But we had to get the lighthouse started, or the creatures of darkness would just take it all again...
Alchemy:
Basic Spellbook && Zoology Book = Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts: Level 3, 4/4 [COMPLETE]
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
Both here
Join Date:
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Posts:
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Location:
and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
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Balloon Whelp
[AZ] HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000 (it's not supposed to die from HP damage. It has a different system to counter act this.)
Inflation: 100%. If this reaches either 200% or 0%, the Balloon Whelp will either pop or just kinda sag. Either way, that kills it instantly. Whenever the Balloon Whelp takes direct damage, that reduces its inflation by (damage taken) / 500. Or, if the attacker uses a sharp implement, the inflation loss is multiplied by 1.5. So it taking 5,000 damage will deflate it by 10% or 15% if the attacker used something like a sword or needle. People can inflate it in a similar manner. Count it as the amount they would have healed / 500.
Its damage is a little below average (about 3,000 per hit). However, for every 20% above 100% inflation, its damage increases by 10%. For every 20% below 100% inflation, its evasion increases by 5%. Counts as airborn while its inflation is above 150% if that matters at all.
Special attack: Helium breath. Can be used once every other turn. Doing so will reduce inflation by 15% to deal 5,000 damage to two enemies and make their voices high pitched and squeaky, meaning nobody can take them seriously anymore. For the next two turns, their damage is reduced by 20%.
The Balloon Whelp attacks the brain/Kanto starters if that is dead.
Got +3 total. Then I think I also got +2 from Richard, but missed that.
Charges: 11/50 and 9/25
+1 to Mythic, +1 to Pricey
Gail turns the new weapons over to examine them. She could make anything. The choice was her's.The idea of that was exhilarating, yet made her nervous. She wasn't sure why though.
NER! My major minion!
I channel the sheer limited OPness of the major minion into a beam of smiting to... well, smite the brain. It causes confusing and contradictory ideas to literally bounce around in it.
I ran too late on my edits, so my post is probably going to get invalidated.
EDIT: Yep, my whole post was ruined, and it's entirely my fault.
Oh, and is there an off-topic thread yet?
/null
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
Standard military drones? I got this.
Since this weapon has literally never been used in the course of 30,000 attacks, it should be moderately effective.
I toss a chaff grenade. For the people who have never played MGS/never been in the army/never studied modern weapons, this messes with electronics. If those drones are standard military, they shut off, and at least one crashes into the now exposed brain. Also, I shove the five pound of Anti-Creeper CandyTM that no one bought/asked for into the brain. It cannot exactly close its now-nonexistent mouth to defend against this attack.
I make sure to take the Candy out of the wrappers before shoving them into the brain as well.
18/20 Maine Cannon
12/25 Elizabeth
+2 to generic
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
7/25 (Mobile Base)
7/25 (Project "Revelation")
Artificial Chaos Emerald && Techno Magic Sword =
every self-respecting video game needs a very easy minigame of simon says: 8/25 8/25
Aurum Blade && Skyscraper Club = (Unknown at time) (1/?)
Knuckle Staff && Fireworks Cannon = (Unknown at time) (1/?)
great, now i've gotten attention from miscolored female antagonist, time to make a break for it. If she even thinks of chasing after me, there will be a suspiciously deadly piece of mail permanently attached to her inventory. and i won't even be the one to be held accountable for it, i'm not the person who distributes them.
Lord Calzerb 14/25
Noob King 2/3
Superisword 3/5
Venomshank 3/4
Assuming I can make 3 alchemies at a time,
Pack of Torches && Pack of Matches && FYA!!! = SAFETY TORCH!!!!!!! 1/???
Red idles!
I get smart and stick a metal pole into the Conglomerate's head. then with my electrified pole, I shock the Jhoto Starter!
The Time Travelers slam a hammer into the ground, making the earth crumble under Uzi's feet, and building a bedrock wall around her!
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
Topaz Frying Pan && Genesis's Rapier
i toss a Spider at a button, causing a rock to drop, which then causes a puddle to empty out, which causes a mouse to walk away and step on another button, which then has a Pallet of Crates to down on the Con-monsterthingy.
They are filled with dynamite.
7/9 Factory
7/10 Spell book
2+ to whichever n00b grabs it first
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
I make the Balloon Whelp a bit more bigger due to being as the worst tank due to inflation.
??? 7/50
Elite Swordmaster 8/30 +2 from Battlefury
Healing Staff && Healing Potion = ??? (2/?)
+1 Irecreeper +1 Talist
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Alchemies
Rubik's Speed Cube && Zirconium Container of Zirconium Manipulation Energies = Zirconium Manipulation Cube (3/3) =>
Zirconium Manipulation Cube: A modified Rubik's brand speedcube with the power to manipulate the chemical element zirconium by performing algorithms. The modifications include indented tiles instead of stickers, with cubic zirconia attached to the tiles.
Permutatio Glass Phial && Blue Matter Gun = AU Matter Gun (3/3) => I'll let you decide what this does.
Charges
Project M03-ぼくらの16bit戦争 bokura no 16bit warz (14/15) (+1 from Ire)
Project M02-魔域傲世六階 móyù àoshì lìujiē (24/25) (+1 from DarkSideUltima)
+1 to Irecreeper, +1 to DarkSideUltima
Action
HECK YES. I have a set of wands that can transform elements into other elements, screwing up body chemistry in the process, and a speedcube that allows for manipulation of one element. This means I can practically manipulate all elements using zirconium as a proxy.
I pull out SCP-4822-DTG and, drawing a pentagon in the air with the tip of the wand, turn all the atoms in the Johto Starters' bodies into zirconium. I then withdraw the Zirconium Manipulation Cube and begin performing a few algorithms. First, I focus the cube onto the Johto Starters with a U' flick and a R2. Next, I perform two quick PLLs. A T-perm locks the top half of the Meganium in place, followed by a Ja-perm that causes the zirconium in the Typhlosion to instantly heat up to 15,000 K. I proceed to do a triple sune, slathering the melted zirconium Typhlosion onto the Feraligatr, melting it as well. I then perform a triple antisune, sending the melted zirconium Typhlosion and Feraligatr into the now-unlocked zirconium Meganium, causing it to melt. All three Johto Starters are now melted zirconium on the floor. I proceed to perform a Jb-perm, freezing the zirconium and shaping it into a solid slab. I proceed to perform repeated U flicks, throwing the slab into deep space.
6/10 for the greater earth elemental
8/50 for something absolutely mean
George comes up with an evil idea.
popcorn AND illusion blade = 1/?
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
If I were to print out everything important in Godmodding history, it could kill someone...
Combine Task Force: 5/15
I grab SCP-826 from out of hammerspace! This is a pair of book holders that make everything in a location match the book. I quickly write up a narrative called "The Nice, Friendly Creature That Will Instantly Damage UserZero If It Even Sees Her", and place it in between the book holders. I then build a room, place it in, leave, and teleport UserZero inside.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Integration: 20/40 (+2 from Fseftr, +2 from miss UserZero)
Gamma Phantom: 1/15
+2 to Fseftr
I Don't Even Know Yet && Sephiroth's Stupidly Long Sword -> The Very Big Unknown (3/3)
Damage dealt counter: 31000
Having decided that going after the Terror Skeleton again would probably cause him to start suffering a repetition curse penalty, Walker instead draws his newly acquired The Very Big Unknown, which is longer than he is tall, and charges at the... Splattershot Inkling. The poor thing is most likely scared out of it's mind, especially since this is the same guy who, earlier, was making a mockery of a Terror mob. With The Very Big Unknown, Walker dismissively cleaves off half an arm and an entire leg in one swing, then lashes out and carves off a huge chunk of inkling flesh from the undamaged side of the Splattershot Inkling. A little curious about testing a theory, he then slashes off the Splattershot Inkling's weird hair stuff, just to see if it can bleed or something. Regardless, Walker reaches into the remains of the Splattershot Inkling's arm, yanking out the contents and tossing them onto the floor, before crushing them underfoot. His dark laughter upon doing so is... unsettling, to say the least.
And, in a bizarre case of possible mood whiplash, he briefly turns to UserZero as if checking to see whether she likes what he's doing, before focusing again, and kicking the Splattershot Inkling in the chest, knocking the Inkling to the ground. He then raises his other leg, bringing it down on the Splattershot Inkling's neck, twisting his foot to grind the poor creature into the dust, before running the Inkling through with The Very Big Unknown, turning to walk away and leaving the Splattershot Inkling to bleed out.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Alchemies
Telum[1] Glass Phial && Briefcase = The Weaponsmith's Briefcase (1/?)
[1] Telum: The Thaumcraft aspect of "Weapon, Attack, Harm".
(SCP-061[2] && Vocaloid 4 Editor[3]) && Thaumium Bossed Silverwood Wand = SCP-4517-DTG "Wands of the Controlling Song"[4] (1/?)
[2] SCP-061: A form of mind control that is based on sound.
[3] Vocaloid 4 Editor: Vocaloid is a software that allows a composer to use computer voices as singers.
[4] What I'm trying to do with this is create a set of wands that allow for parody-lyrics-based attacks.
Charges
Project M03-ぼくらの16bit戦争 bokura no 16bit warz (15/15)
Project M02-魔域傲世六階 móyù àoshì lìujiē (25/25)
+2 to Irecreeper
The Twisty Puzzles Military Base appears on the battlefield!
Twisty Puzzles Military Base [N]: 66,000/66,000 HP, low basic attack.
Every turn, it summons 4,000 HP worth of sentient Rubik's cubes that can go either to attacking, defending or repairing. Once the base is destroyed, the cubes simultaneously get pops, DNF and die.
Attacking: The cubes will attack what I order them to.
Defending: The cubes will counter-attack anything that attacks them.
Repairing: The cubes will repair the base, healing the base by the total amount of HP that the repairing cubes have.
I command the created cubes this turn in this manner: 1,500 HP to attacking, 1,500 HP to defending, 1,000 HP to repairing. The resulting line should look like this:
I summon a Sentient Conway's Game of Life Structure alongside the Twisty Puzzles Military Base.
Sentient Conway's Game of Life Structure [N]: Gosper's Array 17,000/17,000 HP. Conway's Wall 12,000/12,000 HP. Yorke-Smith's Garden 21,000/21,000 HP.
The Sentient Conway's Game of Life Structure has three parts: Gosper's Array, Conway's Wall and Yorke-Smith's Garden. Gosper's Array is an array of Gosper glider guns. Conway's Wall is a wall of snake still lifes. Yorke-Smith's Garden is a 20x20x20 maximum density still life. Gosper's Array must be destroyed before attacking Conway's Wall, which must be destroyed before attacking Yorke-Smith's Garden. Once a part is destroyed, it cannot be recovered. Each destroyed part takes out 1/4th of the Sentient Conway's Game of Life Structure's attack power
Entity Commands
The Twisty Puzzles Military Base will attack an AZ, while the Sentient Conway's Game of Life Structure will attack a PZ. To repeat in case you didn't see the text: I command the created cubes this turn in this manner: 1,500 HP to attacking, 1,500 HP to defending, 1,000 HP to repairing.
I target both Godmodders and anything loyal to them
/null
Duality: 14/25 (+2 from UserZero).
+2 to Fseftr.
Special Stardust Prism && Enchanted Sword == Enchanted Stardust Sword (1/3).
Description: An enchanted sword imbued with the dust of stars. It utilizes the power of the heavens themselves.
Special Stardust Prism && Nightmare Rod == Nightmare Prism (1/3).
Description: A prism capable of reflecting the target's worst fears and nightmares, capable of causing madness in ones with especially weak minds.
AA throws the cracked Special Stardust Prism under the Terror Skeleton's feet to have him trip and get cut by the broken glass.
Oh no
==Turn 1==
dARKnESS 19/25.(+1 from Bomber)
8/10(+1 from Bomber)
+2 to Erelye.
Wand of Basic Spells && Balanced Shard == Primal Wand 2/5
Wand of Basic Spells && Oblivion Energy == Wand of the Empty Set 1/?
==Action==
Crystal grabs the oblivion energy left over from his failed Oblivion-aspect Ring alchemization. Even if it made an arm cannon/arm replacement instead of a ring that was also too high of a level to even be made, he can still salvage something. That something being an attack. He puts the ring onto his left hand and channels the oblivion energy into it, branding a circle slashed through by a diagonal line onto the ring, which itself shifts to silver. He looks at it warily for a second, a faint niggle of future sight hitting him, before shrugging and pointing the ringed hand at the Colegmerate. Red oblivion energy begins to bloom from the ring, flowering out into an orb held in his hand, before he takes flight and hovers up to where he can easily see the Colegmerate's Brain. He holds his left hand out, the oblivion orb growing before funneling into a wide beam that hits the Brain, scouring a good chunk out of it and making it as though it was never there at all. He raises his hand again, another oblivion beam lancing out and carving a wide swathe out of the Brain, obliterating the hit portions completely. A collection of oblivion orbs is the next attack, leaving pockmarks on the Brain, before Crystal looks at the ring. It's shuddering on his hand, red cracks appearing on it as it obviously can't contain the oblivion energy it houses. The symbol on the ring erupts in brilliant red light, before Crystal pulls the ring from his hand in a convulsive jerk and throws it at the Brain, frantically ascending higher as he does. The ring strikes the Brain and embeds itself in it before it explodes, a massive gush of oblivion energy washing over the Brain and further eroding it away with the sheer power of true oblivion.
Crystal looks down at the red luminescence, a plan forming in his mind. After all, he'll need a replacement for that ring, and elemental abilities are always useful... Now he just needs to wait. The Alchemiter will be ready for his idea, later...
==Entity==
The Doppelganger will attack the Colegmerate's Brain.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
DarkSide begins bringing one of his planes in from another dimension. 5/5 ===== (+1 from Pit) DONE!
Justin begins summoning his pet Zephyr Fish, "Zappy", into this world. 4/7 =======
DarkSide: Shadowsteel Cutlass && Blood of the Destroyer && Laser Extension = Malice Mk. 1(Lv. 5, 3/6)
Justin: Ice Rod && Soul of a Space Pirate && Comet Frost = Staff of Cometians Mk. 1(Lv. 5, 3/6)
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The battle rages on. From the deep <insert colour here> sky, seemingly from the horizon, came an extremely fast fighter plane. It was on autopilot at the time, and thus targeted the Kanto Starters with Incendiary rounds, setting them on fire (AKA inducing Burn). It then safely lands next to me and my pal.
Perfect timing. Justin, man the plane.
Will do.
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The thing about planes is, they respond to the skill of the pilot. Justin has a low piloting skill, and as such, isn't very good with it yet. However, as he flies his new plane, he will gain skill over time, increasing his plane damage output permanently. Even without much skill, Justin gains a permanent damage increase. Details below.
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Justin tests the plane out by flying in circles and firing the guns indiscriminately at everything, and gaining a bit of skill. He thankfully didn't crash the plane.
As for myself, I jump onto the Colegmerate's Brain and begin maniacally stabbing at it.
And noting the fact that Uzi pulled out a cellphone...
Aw carp. She's doing the thing, isn't she?
Well, it seems as though we've slipped up again...
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Justin's flying skill: 5% (2.5% damage increase)(Skill%/2 = %damage increase, max 50% damage increase)
Justin's machines and equipment: Shadow Fighter
DarkSide's machines and equipment: None
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+1 to Pit, Piono
A tap on my shoulder...? Hmmm, I wonder who that co-
I IMMEDIATELY fire my super chaingun of anti-godmodding pain that I totally had the whole time and didn't just godmod in to existence behind my back, then whirl around to face my attacker!
???: 3/50
???: 3/50
+2 Twinbuilder
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14/25 Terrible Tastes
23/50 The Myth, The Legend, The Misspelling +3 from FBSN, +4 from Erelye
Daybreak Piece 1 && Daybreak Piece 2 && Daybreak Piece 3 = Daybreak 1/6
Gnu && Gun 1/??
+2 Bomber57
I gear up to start an extra-long attack against the Colegmerate's Brain, then plug my laptop back in.
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'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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((Let me try not to waste this post by being slow...))
I watch the results of the attack I made dissolve into motes of light and dark, now having never happened.
Mythic: And this is why I hate working with time mages.
I shape a dragon out of magical energy from the air, and have it breath of stream of ether at the Johto Starters, who are all weak against the Dragon Type.
==> Could you repeat that last part, that you said before the timeline shifted?
Fine.
In order, the leader of our group was a Life Mage from the Order of the Vulture, who took the battle against the darkness personally, then there was an Immortal from the Order of the Parrot, who was couldn't have cared less about our job, a Space Mage who didn't speak much, he dressed like a member of the Order of the Ghost Owl, and last was... that werecoyote I used to date..., also from the Order of the Vulture.
I was there on my first real mission representing the Order of the Spotted Hyena, so I wasn't expecting any actual-
==> Tell us more about that whispered bit~
Why are you so interested in-
How about I just keep telling you my story, and you leave that part to your imagination?
Yeah, let's go with that.
So things went pretty well, we fought creatures of darkness, reclaimed some lost areas, and relit lamps until eventually, we could try and retrieve the island.
But we had to get the lighthouse started, or the creatures of darkness would just take it all again...
Alchemy:
Basic Spellbook && Zoology Book = Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts: Level 3, 4/4 [COMPLETE]
Charges:
Heart Collector 9/10
Stray Summon 5/15
+1 for Twin
+1 for Talist
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
[AZ] HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000 (it's not supposed to die from HP damage. It has a different system to counter act this.)
Inflation: 100%. If this reaches either 200% or 0%, the Balloon Whelp will either pop or just kinda sag. Either way, that kills it instantly. Whenever the Balloon Whelp takes direct damage, that reduces its inflation by (damage taken) / 500. Or, if the attacker uses a sharp implement, the inflation loss is multiplied by 1.5. So it taking 5,000 damage will deflate it by 10% or 15% if the attacker used something like a sword or needle. People can inflate it in a similar manner. Count it as the amount they would have healed / 500.
Its damage is a little below average (about 3,000 per hit). However, for every 20% above 100% inflation, its damage increases by 10%. For every 20% below 100% inflation, its evasion increases by 5%. Counts as airborn while its inflation is above 150% if that matters at all.
Special attack: Helium breath. Can be used once every other turn. Doing so will reduce inflation by 15% to deal 5,000 damage to two enemies and make their voices high pitched and squeaky, meaning nobody can take them seriously anymore. For the next two turns, their damage is reduced by 20%.
The Balloon Whelp attacks the brain/Kanto starters if that is dead.
Got +3 total. Then I think I also got +2 from Richard, but missed that.
Charges: 11/50 and 9/25
+1 to Mythic, +1 to Pricey
Is the Conglomerate a Homestuck reference? Huh?
Alchemies:
Battle Axe && Bottled Lightning && Malestorm winds = Storm Forged Axe - Doned
Great Hammer && Bottled Lightning && Seeing Stone = Charged Hammer - Doned
Gail turns the new weapons over to examine them. She could make anything. The choice was her's.The idea of that was exhilarating, yet made her nervous. She wasn't sure why though.
NER! My major minion!
I channel the sheer limited OPness of the major minion into a beam of smiting to... well, smite the brain. It causes confusing and contradictory ideas to literally bounce around in it.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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