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Lord Calzerb 13/25

Noob King 1/3

Superisword 2/???

Venomshank 2/???

The Time Travelers use future pistols to shoot the Angel. They're kinda unholy.

I get out a mace and swing it at the Starters!

Sword && Bones=Bonesword Lvl 3 3/4.

I launch a fire arrow at a tentacle, exploding it.

Unfortunately for UserZero, she brought the wrong version of the EXOS Core into the battlefield. The version she grabbed came from EXOS back when it was controlling the dreaded golden creation Executor. Executor immediately reacts with hostility against UserZero using its famed stomp maneuver, where it teleports on top of its target and uses its incredible mass (gold is HEAVY) to crush the target. Because this is only the core with none of the secondary parts, it has no other attacks, but it can teleport extremely quickly. After having some fun watching UserZero try to dodge this assualt for about a minute, I use my knowledge of EXOS' later forms to hack into this form and have it attack Richard instead, with the same attacks. After 5 minutes, Executor's failsafe kicks in and it automatically teleports back to the Aureus' homeworld, leaving behind either completely flat land with no properties, or a ton of craters that can be used as cover (50/50 of either).

"I believe I understand what has happened. This is not the true End of this server, but an alternate version of The End created when I time travelled back. The unknown effect seems to cause attempts to summon things from this version of The End to instead be redirected to something else related to the intended target, but not the same."

I run some tests on this. "In addition, the thing summoned always ends up useless or harmful for the summoner (my attempts to summon endermen ended up with 2 endermites, a suicidal enderman that ran into the water, a crazed one that attacked me, and one carrying a hostile creeper). However, I want you do spend some AI cycles on determining how difficult it would be for a godmodder to get into your base."

After devoting AI cores to evaluating chance of an attack, I upgrade systems to gain a passive Endergy generator.

PS: Yes it will be possible to raid the End version EXOS is in, but it will also trigger EXOS' defenses, which are very tough and NOT WORTH IT!.

First off, the Fourth Wall was the fourth wall I gathered. I threw away the first three.
Hmm… I'll have to redesign this then. But thanks for the taglock and popcorn.
How long does it take to make the Black Hole in a Jar and Ender Matrix?

Bane of Lapis: A mirror capable of storing a gemstone inside it and relaying all information learned in the universe through the mirror. It seems to be extremely disposed by anything related to Lapis Lazuli.

Octuple Compressed Cobblestone || 2 Filled Rune Rocks = Black Hole in a Jar (Level ?: 2/?)
Infusion Matrix || Bottle of Ender Air = Ender Matrix (Level ?: 2/?)

Limbo.
The Inscription: 10/15 (+1 from Pricey)

Symbols and texts…
7/10 Memoric Book

+1 to Pricey.

I streak through the torrents of rain now pounding against the battlefield, a dark gray aura surrounding me. A rather large amount of lightning narrowly misses me in a strike, and I search around for the Colegmerate, finding it in moments. I levitate in the air, surveying the area. This should work. I float before the thing, my aura flickering occasionally with hints of teal.

I wave my hand precisely, bolts of psionic energy leaping off of my form, and reconnecting with it in instants. The wind begins to pick up, gusts of cold, thick air blasting about at maddening speeds. Gusts of wind pound against the Colegmerate, the small amounts of dirt and water in the rain splashing against the creature, disorienting it slightly. Sudden bursts of wind slam into the Colegmerate, compressing it somewhat.

I tensely levitate in the air, forcing increasingly more powerful blasts of the wind at the Colegmerate, further disorienting it. With a thought, a spike of air accelerates at approximately the speed of light, smashing into the Skull nigh-instantaneously, dealing as much damage as possible. I continue to will the movements of the air around me, spikes of air striking the skull at increasingly greater velocities, attempting to shatter the thing. The roaring of the wind blots out any other sounds, absurd amounts of air pressure forcing the Colegmerate in on itself. I direct a spire of the breeze at the Colegmerate, the thing pulsating and vibrating occasionally as it grows out of my control.

The pillar of whirling winds tears at the Colegmerate as the spikes of air, now surpassing the speed of sound, pound the skull with progressively greater force. I discharge the pillar's force directly into the Colegmerate, attempting (likely in vain, might I add) to tear the beast to shreds. Shockwaves of pure force rattle against each other unrelentingly, tearing anything that is not bolted to the ground for some distance apart. Suddenly, everything is obscured by a flash of gray, searing into my retinas.

When vision returns, I look upon the Colegmerate, only to see that it has been obfuscated in a dome of spinning winds. I snap my fingers, and a plume of teal energy bursts off the sphere, evaporating the rain around it. Mere moments after this occurs, everything appears to go wrong. The pulsating sphere of air around the Colegmerate begins to break apart, the space it previously occupied dissolving into Tempestas, Aer, and Aqua essentia. I telekinetically force every drop of the liquid to splash against the Skull. The second it does, a hissing noise emerges from the depths of soundless infinity, imperceivable beneath the roaring of the wind.

The drops of essentia bond with the Skull, providing a hardened second layer for the thing. However, this should not be seen as a boon. The searing and dissolution of some sort of solid material becomes painfully evident, Flux Gas pouring off of the Skull.

I look away from the skull, sensing the imminent disaster. The liquid essentia, upon contact with the air, had dissolved the top layer of the skull, and taken its place, and is now suffering from exposure to the air, which oftentimes leads to explosive discharge, as you know.

I squeeze my eyes shut mere moments before an ungodly sound blasts through the field of battle, louder than the storm itself. Without examining the Colegmerate, I know that the skull has been damaged irreparably, and has likely been scorched to the core. Hah.

The winds slowly subside, the downpour ceasing. I fly to the ground, and land, somewhat satisfied with the effects of the explosion.

Afterward, I examine The Blank Wand.

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Void Aspected Silverwood Wand && Crystalline Auram Essentia = The Blank Wand (6/6!)
Ender Pearl || (Liquid Darkness && Amber) && Indigo Flames (3/???)

I begin yet another new alchemy, because there is no reason not to. Concentrated Mind Essence && Crystalline Cognitio Essentia (1/???). This should be an excellent base item.

CRYSTALLINE COGNITIO ESSENTIA: A crystalline shard of Cognitio, the aspect of knowledge, the mind, and inquiry.

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(+2 to Generic)

NEW: (Scarlet) Sunslammer: 3/50 (+2 from Crystal) //////////////////////////////////////////////////.

Small Base 13/15

Iron Forge Hammer && Holy Flame = The Forge Stoker (Level 4: 2/5)

Wait a minute, if were supposed to destroy the skull to get what's inside it...

*puts a blindfold over his eyes*

PINATA TIME!

I grab a bat and spin myself around a couple of times. I'll get you giant octopus! I am a bit confused, and go of in the opposite direction. Wait... Is that you A HA, I FOUND YOU! I begin wacking what I think to be the skull. I begin to hear cracking and I know it's almost over. I take off my blindfold, hoping candy pops out, and I see the mutant creeper knocked down... 'Well, I'm sorry, but I guess I try to kill the ugliest thing... See ya!'

Alchemies

DarkSide begins bringing one of his planes in from another dimension. 3/5 =====
Justin begins summoning his pet Zephyr Fish, "Zappy", into this world. 3/7 =======

DarkSide: Shadowsteel Cutlass && Blood of the Destroyer && Laser Extension = Malice Mk. 1(Lv. 5, 2/6)
Justin: Ice Rod && Soul of a Space Pirate && Comet Frost = Staff of Cometians Mk. 1(Lv. 5, 2/6)

DarkSide looks over at The Colegmerate.

Huh, you look and even act somewhat familiar... yet not.

Have you met my friend The Moon Lord?

Hey, you're right. He DOES maneuver kinda similarly!

Yeah. May-

DON'T GIVE ANYONE IDEAS!

And now that you said that, they probably got an idea.

Ah, carp.

Knowing that we let something slip, we perform a team attack on the Colegmerate.

Justin jumps on, then from, my shoulders, jumping high and firing a multitude of icy shots at the Maw.

After that's done, I grab Justin's leg and launch myself to the Orb, clinging to it. I furiously bash my head on it, occasionally stabbing or slashing at it with my Cutlass,imbued by Justin's frost magic. Tired, I slide off it, closing my eyes, and falling back to earth. But just when it was safe for Colegmerate rest a bit...

...

...!

A nightmarish force crushes Colegmerate's spirit and mind, damaging its Brain! With it came an excruciating headache. From me. You're welcome.

After everything's done, I drowsily reawaken.

Seems that Uzi doesn't seem to care for us being around, might as well tear up something else. Bleeeeheheheheee...

Um... You okay?

I then collapse into a deep sleep.

Guess not.

+1 to Fstefr/NumberSoup and CobaltShade

==Turn 2==
dARKnESS 17/25.
6/10
+2 to Erelye.

Magic Missile Minigun && Laser Machinegun == Homing Laser Minigun 5/5 COMPLETE!
HOMING LASER MINIGUN: A bluish, high-tech hybrid between the Laser Machinegun and the Minigun, looking mainly minigunlike. Its normal ammunition is also a hybrid, gaining the higher damage of the lasers while keeping the homing, always-hit ability and magical nature of the magic missiles. The addition of the higher-tech machine gun seems to have added an interface for selecting a target as well.
Ring && Oblivion Energy 2/?
Wand of Basic Spells && Balanced Shard == ??? 1/?
(BALANCED SHARD: From Thaumcraft. A shard of crystal containing balanced amounts of the six primal aspects. Useful magically.)

==Action==

Crystal revs up his new minigun, selecting the Colegmerate as his target. Torrents of lasers roar from the front, searing at the Maw, before Crystal once again begins tinkering with the minigun. He manages to add another Wave Motion Gun mode (good for one shot only) before swapping the Minigun to magic missiles and firing another set of magic missiles that coalesce into a ring holding the Maw open. Crystal runs underneath the Colegmerate, charging the minigun’s Wave Motion mode as he does, before aiming the gun directly into the Maw. “Bon appetit!” The laser fires, a massive beam of magic tearing up into the Colegmerate’s mouth and exploding inside, giving the monster a severe case of indigestion.

(If the Maw is dead, target the Orb.)

==Entity==
N/A

5/14 | Mighty Beast (Dog)

5/5 | Verbal Bash

Seneca pins the Kanto Starters at a wall with rusty nails, and then performs so many Buster Punches that the wall breaks and buries the Kanto Starters in the rubble. Once this is done, he uses Verbal Bash, demeaning them with flowery insults until they cry, reducing their aiming ability a little of this turns EoTB.

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+1 to Proof, + 1 to TwinScriberino

I make a proposition to UserZero.

"I know of a weakness of Richard. The Narrative will cause godmodders to arrive on the battlefield, that he will kill to take powers from and grow stronger. If he continues this for long enough, he will be able to defeat you with his allies. However, there is a way to stop that. The Narrative will only spawn exactly one godmodder of each rank, as spawning more than one would usually be pointless. This means that if we can somehow stop Richard from gaining power from one of those godmodders, he will be fixed at a weak level, and can be easily defeated. As for how, I know of a terrible entity that is capable of devouring godmodders easily, and I believe that in exchange for giving him a random Alpha Godmodder from your dungeons, he will devour the Alpha+ Godmodder when he appears, preventing Richard from ever progressing."

Okay, you negotiate with the Omega+ Godmodder that has more health than RIchard had in DTG2, I will gather endergy with Endergize.

It seems that among the many things that wander here there are some... what was that? Ah pokémon right.
I must make sure to remember the code to retrieve my... pokéball, yeah pokéball.
Well meanwhile I'll relax a bit.
Hezetor points his forefinger in front of him, a little sparkle of red light stars shining, the light is more bright wile in a single instant hundreds of red ray are fired.
There rays are just really hot and piercing lasers. (this attack hit only [PZ] entities even if Hezetor fired it mostly at random)
[note of the player : grey writing is Hezetor speaking ]

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Charges
Absorbing energy from my surroundings 4/15
Throne && Flight System = Flying Throne (Level 3: 3/4)
Factory || Portable Computer = Portable Factory (Level 4: 3/5)

I toss my saxophone aside, and say "Come here, sweetheart." I then dash at the Conglomerate and uppercut its skull while holding a grenade.

The Mango Monster heals itself again.

Quote: 16/50

Melia: 3/50

Kanohi Hau Nuva: 7/25

Skarmory: 7/25

Sitrus Berry && Regeneration powder 2/2

I shoot the terror creeper with a lightning spell from my magic gun.

every self-respecting video game needs a very easy minigame of simon says: 7/25 7/25

+1 awarded to DoctorShiny and DarkSideUltima to promote charge helping

you know what, alchemy time

Aurum Blade + Skyscraper Club = ??? (1/?)

Knuckle Staff + Fireworks Cannon = ??? (1/?)

Weather golems: 2/10 ((am I doing this right??))

Doggy's Battery: 8/20 ====================

Mole Machine Inbound: 10/10 ========== (+4 from Generic)

+2 to Crystal

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There is a faint rumbling noise coming from the ground somewhere. The earth begins to tremble as something approaches the surface. Suddenly, there is a loud crackling noise as a rotting log nearby is obliterated. The tip of a large drill peeks out of the earth, making its way upward. The grinding noise ends as the machine has surfaced entirely, covered in dirt and pebbles from its subterranean journey. Three doors on the cylindrical chamber beneath the drill lower into ramps, and out stumble three intoxicated dwarves. One of them bellowed, "A fight? Count me in!" He and the other two pull out large battle axes, take a hearty swig from their mugs, and charge into battle.

The Mole Machine and 3 Grim Patrons have arrived!

Mole Machine: 65,000/65,000 HP. Every turn, it summons 2+(n) Grim Patrons, where (n) is the number of Grim Patrons that survived the turn.

Grim Patron (x3): 15,000/15,000 HP each.

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Equipping himself with his new Twin-Linked Bolter, Bomber readies himself to finish off the Cologmerate's Orb. Bolter in hand, Bomber raised his arms and began to float off the ground. He flies himself to the top of one of the towering jungle trees, perching there to take aim at the orb. Bomber takes his time when aiming, hoping to hit with the majority of his bullets. This weapon is certain to be more effective than a normal Bolter, though it appeared that some of the limitations of creating it through the Alchemizer (rather than on an Imperial Forge World) made it a little less effective than a manufactured one. Pulling the trigger, Bomber unleashed a spray of bullets at the orb, aiming to destroy it once and for all.

Bomber orders the Grim Patrons to guard the Mole Machine. Rather than attacking, they will fiercely Retaliate at anyone who attempts to attack them or the Mole Machine this turn!

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Gargoyle Staff && Bomber's Spell Rings = Empowered Gargoyle Staff (Level 3: 2/4)

Quote from FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW»

OverlordXcano, Portal is a Valve game, and has no health packs of any sort.

/null

You might be able to spawn them in but don't quote me on that. They likely won't have a model though.

I catch an arrow from the Terror Skeleton and throw it at the Splat Charger Inkling, clogging their gun.

Asura: 5/50

I create a large sword somehow made of live Creepers, hurling it at The Colegmerate's Skull, where it will explode as it slashes.

==> Mythic: Keep telling story

Well, in order, the leader of our group was a life mage who took the battle against the darkness personally, then there was an immortal who was could care less, a space mage who didn't speak much, and ...that werecoyote I used to date...

I was there on my first real mission..

Alchemy:
Basic Spellbook && Zoology Book = Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts: Level 3, 3/4

Charges:
Heart Collector 8/10 (+1 from Talist)
Stray Summon 4/15

+1 for Twinbuilder
+1 for Talist

OK, just a note: I think the Entity game is going a little too fast (as in, entities are dying too quickly) right now, so you're getting extra 15K HP, except for the Colegmerate.

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Quote from FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW»

I use an Ocelot Gun to shoot live cats at the Colegmerate. It's made of creepers, this should have some effect. At the very least, the cats use their claws to scratch at the skull.

"Aw, dey are so adowable!"

"What is? I want to see this 'adowable' thing! When may I begin precipitating?"

+2 InsertGenericUsername

15/20 Maine Cannon

10/25 Elizabeth

15 minutes after the forum began...

"We are not able to go immediately. We need to wait about 15 more posts."

"Aw, but I want to go now! I want to see this place where power is gathering."

"Well, I guess we can go, you just cannot fight yet. First, we need to go to the past. You're going to need to help me with that, my portals only work through space."

"The past? We are already there, aren't we?"

"Oh, I forgot. Time moves backwards, forwards, and stands still here. Makes me wonder how long Mr. Arisato's soul feels it has stayed there. Well, then, just follow me."

After walking through a portal and ending up in a strange, blocky land...

"So this is...Mine-craft? It feels remarkably similar to the Velvet Room. A place where man's hidden potential can be displayed and developed, to change the world in ways unseen by most of the population."

"I...never thought of it like that. Wait here. I have some backstory to set up."

2,000 damage to the Skull! The Colegmerate backs up a truly ridiculous distance from those cats, coincidentally backing up from the Balloon Whelp too far to hit it! The Whelp is now out of the Colegmerate's range!

It appears the Colegmerate won't go near cats! Cat-baesd attacks can cause him to back up from entities, as long as you specify which entity they get near! Of course, too many and he might just attack randomly anyways, so be strategic!

Quote from battlefury13»

Golden Frying Pan && Diamond Sword =

i hit something random with a frying pan.

6/9 Factory

5/10 Spell book

2+ to whichever n00b grabs it first

Golden Frying Pan && Diamond Sword = Topaz Frying Pan (Level 1: 1/2)

You hit yourself in the face!

Quote from MegaMinEr69»

+2 to jon

DARN!!!!

Diamond && Wood && Stone && Gold && Iron && Superisword Mould = Superisword 1/???

Venom Orb && Linked Sword && Poison Vial = Venomshank 1/???

Dring Duo 6/6 Finished! Ir- err, Entity Time Travelers Derrick and Jeanne arrive? They use special Sonic PensTM and shock Uzi with grapes?

Lord Calzerb 12/25 (+2 from battle fury)

Past me tries to get Uzi with a grape, while a jump out from the bushes and slash away. I also point out that -1 is worse than 0.

Diamond && Wood && Stone && Gold && Iron && Superisword Mould = Superisword (Level 4: 1/5)

Venom Orb && Linked Sword && Poison Vial = Venomshank (Level 3: 1/4)

Dring Duo summoned! (Terraria is non-canon to these games). Uzi just blasts their weapons out of their hands with, what else, Uzi's.

Uzi shoves past you in a wine bottle and tosses it at present you.

In terms of coding, at an incredibly high number it will eventually warp around to negative, so -1 is, effectively, twice the value of the highest positive value in terms of the code.

Quote from PitTheAngel»

i have just found out the quote is actually "every self-respecting video game needs a very easy minigame of simon says". The person responsible to lying to me about it has been slapped with an eel. 6/25 6/25

Assuming nobody stopped me returning into the cardboard box fort by trying to capture the everything-piercing immune to everything near negligible minion, I continue my stakeout before waiting for something unique to happen.

You retreat to your fort to somehow find Uzi in it. Despite her already being on the battlefield and having not left it.

UserZero: infinite accountssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

nope. You get out of there and fail to return forever.

Quote from insert_generic_username»

25 Terrible Tastes

14/50 The Myth, The Legend, The Misspelling +2 from FBSN, +4 from Erelye

(Ham && Steak) && Gun Meatshot 2/3

Picture of Godmoder && Picture of Godmodder 1/??

+2 Bomber57

I stab the Colegmerate. I then come in from the slight future and set my laptop back up for...CAT IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ: QUESTIONS 11-15 Q11. What follows December 2nd? [DECEMBER 3rd] [n] [A QUESTION MARK] [142 DWARVES] I start getting frustrated at Splapp-me-do's nonsensical logic, and complain that some of these questions are entirely too obtuse. I then shoot the Colegmerate with Homestuck and select "n", since apparently it follows December second. Yeah, this question is stupid. Oh well, not much I can do about it.
Q12. Click the smallest O o . o I click the dot on the letter i, then squeeze the Colegmerate into a trash compactor. It then gets crushed into a space even smaller than the dot on the i, causing massive pain.

Q13. What sound does a bell make? [Whoop] [F’taang] [Froon] [Blip-blop-bloop-banga-olanga-woof, nubby-frrph 120,000 eckleck-ooo-looo-a scap-babble-de booble wop]

I am about to click "f'taang", since it seems like a totally reasonable answer, when I realize that I actually do have a bell that makes that last sound. I then set up a drinking bird that plays that bell on loop forever, causing great annoyance to the Colegmerate. I then click "f'taang".

Q14. What can you put in a bucket to make it lighter? [Gypsies] [Torch] [A hole] [Canned Laughter]

I debate which meaning of "lighter" is meant, even though I've known the answer, when I give up and decide to just apply ALL THE ANSWERS to the Colegmerate. Suddenly, a bunch of torch-wielding gypsies show up, beating the Colegmerate with both traditional flaming torches and flashlights since some of them are British. They then cut a hole in the Colegmerate's skull, and place a bunch of cans of laughter inside of it. I then remotely open the cans, causing canned laughter to play on repeat in the Colegmerate's head alongside the really annoying bell sound.

Q15. Neigh! Whinny!

I type "HORSE" on the on-screen keyboard. Suddenly, Arquiusprite shows up, and a ... I quickly look up terms for horse groups. A "stud", I guess, of horses shows up, kicking up dirt and kicking in the Colegmerate's skull.

11,600 damage to the Skull!

Quote from TakenForGranted»

I channel all future charges to jondanger until I say otherwise.

Even though I voted for the Alchemieter I refuse to use it, at least for a while.

I grab a bucket of oil and slather the contents all over a bone, then gently dip the bone into some demonic tar, then place some special salts to let it dry for a little while.

I place it into the ground and use magic to force it, and a fuse, to a location below the [PZ] entities. The fuse has length that can expand and I will continually use magic to move the items below their location when they move. Upon will I can instantly detonate it, I can spend an action to improve the effectiveness/damage of the 'mine' when I detonate it. Being a bone, it cannot be disarmed, but I cannot use it for the first three (3) rounds.

Charges:

The Ground: 8/25

There is No Other Way: 5/10

You do this.

Quote from nulitor»

I try to heal the PZ boss by throwing thousand of healing potions then making fall a waterfall of healing.

Would have worked, if not for...

Quote from Irecreeper»

=Turn One=

(20 / 20) A Construction (+2 from K4yne which I forgot to claim AND +2 from Richard) -> Complete!

(5 / 10) Holy Mantle (+2 from FBSN)

Armistyx && Candy Corn = ??? (2/?) (fill this in please, I like having random gear)

+1 to K4yne

+1 to FBSN

=Action=

I finish building a small stone altar on the side of the battlefield. And all that's left to do is add two small stones. With a click, the two stones lock into place, and then everyone realizes what the stones were; a Helix Fossil and a Dome Fossil. A beam of light blasts off into the sky, and a connection is established.

usurperGod [UG] began pestering ancientGumshoe [AG]

UG: ˙pǝʞןɐʇ ǝʌ,ǝʍ ǝɔuıs ǝɯıʇ buoן ˙ʇuɐʌɹǝs ʎɯ 'oןןǝɥ

AG: The Sleuth smiles as a familiar voice is heard. "Hello once again, master."

UG: ˙ʞɹınb buıdʎʇ pɹıǝʍ ʇɐɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ ןןıʇs noʎ pob ɥo

AG: He shrugs. "Shut up, it's unique."

AG: He then gets to what he's been meaning to ask. "Where's Helix?"

UG: ˙ǝןdoǝd ɹǝɥʇo 000'08 ɥʇıʍ ʎǝuɹnoظ ןɐɔıbɐɯ ɐ uo ob oʇ pıʞ ɯopuɐɹ ǝɯos buıɹɐdǝɹd s,ǝɥ ˙ǝןıɥʍɐ ɹoɟ ǝɹǝɥ ǝq ʇ,uoʍ ǝɥ

AG: "Ah."

UG: ˙ɯıɥ oʇ buıuǝʇsıן ɹǝɥʇoq uǝʌǝ noʎ ʎɥʍ ǝɹns ʇou ɯ,ı ˙ʞɐǝʍ sı xıןǝɥ 'sǝpısǝq

UG: ˙ǝpɹoɥ sdoʇnqɐʞ ןןıɯ-ǝɥʇ-ɟo-unɹ 'pɹɐpuɐʇs ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ˙ʇɹoddns ǝɯos ǝpıʌoɹd ןןǝʍ sɐ ʎɐɯ 'ʎɐʍʎuɐ

And with that, a large portal appears on the battlefield, and one of Lord Dome's massive scythes rip out! It's covered in (maybe) blood and ends with a terrible, broken edge. Dozens of Ebony Pokeballs fly out of said portal, each one summoning a Kabutops to the field!

[AZ] Kabutops Horde

HP: 1,000 (x50)

Attack: Mobs an enemy with their mass numbers (and scythes) for moderate damage.

Passive: Unending. Until every last Kabutops is killed, 5 more spawn in per turn. If Dome's Scythe is dead, this drops to 3.

[AZ] Dome's Scythe

HP: 25,000

Attacks:

Slash: Slashes something for moderate damage. 25% chance to mini-crit.

Influence: Drops the attack of a foe to 50% for 2 turns.

Dark Pulse: Causes 2 random PZ-entity attacks to miss. 3 Turn Charge.

The Splattershot Inkling uses Burst Bomb on the Skull! The Splat Charger Inkling will attempt to aim the Charge Shot towards the Johto Starters! If they're dead, this will target the skull. The Kabutops Horde will mob the Angel by stacking into a tower and swinging at it! Dome's Scythe will use Influence on the deadliest part of the Colegmerate!

I then make like Future!Richard, and replace all of Nulitor's healing splash potions with damaging splash potions!

...This guy.

Kabutos Horde and Dome's Scythe summoned!

Quote from Pricey12345»

I make the Balloon Whelp go bigger by my Magic Wind (Just not too much)

??? 6/50 +1 from Talist

Elite Swordmaster 5/30

Healing Staff && Healing Potion = ??? (1/?) (Just resetted to add Syntax)

+1 Irecreeper +1 Talist

+1,000 HP and + 5% Inflation to the Balloon Whelp!

Quote from CobaltShade»

Alchemies

Rubik's Speed Cube^[1] && Zirconium Container of Zirconium Manipulation Energies^[2] = ??? (1/?)

[1] Rubik's Speed Cube: A 3x3x3 speedcube produced by Rubik's.

[2] Zirconium Manipulation Energies: Energies with the capability of manipulating the element zirconium. There is just enough of it in this container for basic zirconium manipulation.

Permutatio^[3] Glass Phial && Blue Matter Gun^[4] (1/?)

[3] Permutatio: The Thaumcraft aspect of barter and exchange.

[4] Blue Matter Gun: From Antichamber. The first gun in the game.

Charges

Project M03-ぼくらの16bit戦争 bokura no 16bit warz (12/15) (+1 from Ire)

Project M02-魔域傲世六階 móyù àoshì lìujiē (22/25) (+1 from Ire)

+2 to Irecreeper

Action

I zap SCP-4822-DTG at the Inklings. They are transformed into solid polonium statues. I shove the polonium statues straight into the Colegmerate's bloodstream, poisoning the Colegmerate with polonium's radiotoxicity!

Rubik's Speed Cube && Zirconium Container of Zirconium Manipulation Energies = Zirconium Manipulation Cube (Level 2: 1/3)

Permutatio Glass Phial && Blue Matter gun = AU Matter Gun (Level 2: 1/3)

2,000 damage to the Splattershot Inlking, the Terror Zombie, and...The Colegmerate just spits them out before they can do any harm.

Quote from engie_ninja»

Integration: 12/40 (+1 from Fseftr, +2 from UserZero)

Beta Phantom 2: 9/10 (+1 from Fseftr)

+2 to Fseftr

I Don't Even Know Yet && Sephiroth's Stupidly Long Sword -> The Very Big Unknown (1/3)

Walker, casually wielding his recently-created I Don't Even Know Yet in his left hand, stares at the Terror Skeleton silently. There's something very unsettling about his expression, not that it can be read properly due to the mask he hides his face behind... then he advances three steps towards the Terror Skeleton, causing it to whimper and back away slightly. Sensing that the creature is vulnerable, he charges, then impales the Terror Skeleton's leg, before rapidly climbing up it, continuing to impale and tear at the Terror Skeleton while doing so, an unnatural bloodlust shining through his goggles. Once he has reached the top of the Terror Skeleton, he laughs, before driving his I Don't Even Know Yet deep into his target's skull, thrashing it about like a demented fish, before giving it a hard kick in the jaw, landing firmly on it's shoulder. Walker then takes his blade and hacks at the Terror Skeleton's jaw, shredding one side of it, following that up by driving his sword down to the hilt into the Terror Skeleton's eye socket, clearly slicing something back there into ribbons. As a semi-coup-de-grace, he gives the Terror Skeleton a swift and hard kick in the jaw, right in the area that he sliced to bits, then spins off of the Terror Skeleton, slashing it between the eyes in the process. He lands hard on both legs, getting up with no difficulty.

"...HEHEHE..."

I Don't Even Know Yet && Sephiroth's Stupidly Long Sword = The Very Big Unknown (Level 2: 1/3)

10,000 damage to the Terror Skeleton!

Quote from ninjatwist321»

Combine Task Force: 4/15

I fire my Reserve Shooter at the Angel, and then proceed to attach a choke to it which greatly increases its accuracy. I then quickly switch from and to the Reserve Shooter and fire the rest of my rounds into the Angel.

6,000 damage to the Angel!

Quote from CobaltShade»

Alchemies

Rubik's Speed Cube && Zirconium Container of Zirconium Manipulation Energies = ??? (2/?)

Permutatio Glass Phial && Blue Matter Gun (2/?)

Charges

Project M03-ぼくらの16bit戦争 bokura no 16bit warz (13/15)

Project M02-魔域傲世六階 móyù àoshì lìujiē (23/25)

+2 to Twin

Action - You want the JoJ

I pull out an ornate sword and make three quick slashes at the Kanto Starters. It turns out the sword is ornately decorated with HOH SIS emblems and JOJite likenesses. This turns the starters into BulbaSOS, ChahC and SquqS. I then slash the sword straight through all three, dealing massive damage by SuS and JoJ overload!

6,000 damage to the Kanto Starters!

Quote from infectiousLag»

Hello, I'm eboLag.exe from the Terraria DtG session, but since MCF doesn't allow periods in user names, I had to go with this. I will be Neutral for now.

Out of nowhere, a window appears. On the window is an image of a 2D character. It is wearing an otherwordly armor and holding high-tech guns. Suddenly it comes to life and jumps out of the window, braking it.

Ugh, where am I? And what is going on? What ever it is I should just shoot that huge thing, because you always have to shoot the huge thing first.

He, presses the trigger, but the gun jams and explodes.

Well, how about this?

He takes another gun, but right as he grabs it, it turns into dust.

What the... ?

Suddenly, all his equipment falls apart into dust, except for his hat. He then throw his hat down in disgust, which then also turns to dust. He then puts on a spare hat and throws that down in disgust as well. The spare hat also turns to dust and all the dust blows across the battlefield, blinding a random entity. He then, out of spare hats, does a double-facepalm, triggering the 2 x hatslam + facepalm C-C-Combo, which does absolutely nothing.

Alchemies:

Clockwork Assault Rifle && Venus Magnums = Clockwork Blasters (1/?)

Umbrella && Bayonet && Rifle = Umbraifle (1/?)

Charges:

The Equilibrium Totem (1/20)

A new hat (1/5)

Clockwork Assault Rifle && Venus Magnums = Clockwork Blasters (Level 3: 1/4)

Umbrella && Bayonet && Rifle = Umbraifle (Level 3: 1/4)

The Terror Zombie guarding the Doppelganger winds up Blinded! Its action will be ridiculously inaccurate and it won't be able to properly dodge!

Quote from The_Serpent»

AA: GET. OUT OF. MY WAY!

The Special Stardust Prism completes. AA promptly uses it on the Coveknight, rendering him a Special Stardust Coveknight for two turns! This will make his attacks randomly have weird side effects and occasionally miss. AA then fires another Special Stardust Dragon at the Terror Skeleton.

Duality: 11/25.

Your Special Stardust Prism cracks in the attempt and can only manage it for this turn. It appears that you're going to need more to try that stunt on such a powerful entity. Or, rather, relatively powerful.

2,000 damage to the Terror Skeleton!

Quote from TT2000»

The Contact: Part 7: Boss Battle

A ship suddenly lands nearby! Uzi gets a text message on her phone, telling her that she is about to meet my Traitor General, who is really good at betraying people! The traitor general, who looks like the protagonist from Assassin's Creed, jumps out...

And immediately betrays me and Uzi! He summons an ALTERNATE COLEGMERATE, with the same pain-link that Alternate!Uzi has to Real!Uzi. However, the Uzi in these attacks doesn't know this! The Colegmerate, with a modified Anti-Zero designation, begins firing on Uzi! Uzi, however, is having none of it, and viciously attacks the Skull with hammers, money, lunchboxes, other godmodder corpses, bombs, Hammers... And then combines them all to make a Rube Goldberg machine!

First off, the money bribes a nearby person to carry a corpse over to a pressure plate, which activates a magical infinite lunchbox dispenser, which is aimed at a nearby bomb factory. The bomb factory self-destructs, and the explosion is strong enough to cause a series of hammers to fly into the air, which also land on a pressure plate, launching the Hammers into the air directly at the Skull!

Oh, and there's a reason those Hammers are capitalized. You see, they have special effects. What are they? Let's just say that you don't particularly want to know.

The Coglomerate cowed, the traitorous Traitor General retreats! Another ship approaches...

???: 2/50

???: 2/50

The Alt!Colegmerate immediately sides with Uzi and strangles the Tratior General to death.

You feel a tapping on your shoulder. Uh-oh.

Quote from ManiacMasteR»

Glove && Diamond Sword = Diamond Tiger Claws (Level 1: 2/2)

The L()rd tries out his new glove by slicing and dicing the Colegmerate's maw.

1,700 damage to the Maw!

Quote from crystalcat»

==Turn 1==
dARKnESS 16/25.(+1 from Bomber.)
5/10(+1 from Bomber.)
+2 to Erelye.
Magic Missile Minigun && Laser Machinegun == Homing Laser Minigun 4/5
Wand && Jar of Praecantatio Essentia == Wand of Basic Magics 3/3 COMPLETE
Ring && Oblivion Energy 1/?

==Action==

Crystal looks at UserZero and her Clentaminator. "Stealing from the future, hmm? I can do that too." The world warps around him as he reaches a hand into empty space and pulls out a green and black book with a blue orb on the cover, before opening it. "Lux lunae, conjuro. Descende desuper inimicos meos, et obtrunce eos." The book shines light blue as Crystal points at the Colegmerate and a rain of lunar flares streak down from the sky, passing through most of the Colegmerate before reaching the target. As they hit the sole remaining Tentacle, they abruptly stop passing through everything and detonate in a cascade of explosions. Crystal shuts the book with a snap and reaches back into empty space, putting the book back where he found it.
(If the Tentacle has been killed, target the Maw. If the Maw is dead, target the Orb.)

==Entity==
The Doppelganger will attack the Maw or Orb, whichever has the lowest health. If both are dead, attack the Skull. If that is dead, attack the Brain.

Ring && Oblivion Energy 1/? = Brine (Level 10: 1/11)...Yeah this isn't going to work is it.

Tentacle killed, as I'm positive nothing's targeted it!

Quote from Hezetor»

...
A really lucky brain with that skull.
Well if it hasn't work from the inside let's try from the outside.
With a fast movement of both hands and some words in a arcane and ancient language a lot of equilateral triangles (10 cm of side ) starts to appear

in air, there are around 700 of them, these are principally made of steel.
With a single hand movement Hezetor commands all of them to descend crashing on the head of the Colegmerate.
After that the triangles start to spin on one of their angle while a little mouth comes out from every one of them and stars screaming "die die die!".

Every triangle after piercing trough the skin open the angle and release a lot of small-bot (0,2 cm)
these bot will start to eat little pieces of the skull with their diamonded teeth , after at least one hole is created all the bot take it, they will happily destroy all of the grey matter.
While this happens every triangle will show off its legs and arms, running towards a creeper head and while punching it they screams "ugly ugly ugly!"

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Charges
Checking the guide in regard of "Godmodder" and relative 3/3 (It's up to the GM if I found something useful or nothing) [speak to me GM!]
Absorbing energy from my surroundings 3/15
Throne && Flight System = Flying Throne (Level 3: 2/4)
Factory || Portable Computer = Portable Factory (Level 4: 2/5)

9,000 damage to the Colegmerate! Sadly, it quickly destroys everything with a pulse of electricity that disables the Triangles and bots.

Your search yields...Oh. Oh, this is useful.

You have apparently stumbled upon, of all things, a GameFAQ's guide to Destroy The Godmodder! You have absolutely no idea how or why this makes any sense whatsoever, as this isn't really a video game at all, but its there for the reading!

You can't possibly read it all at once. That being said, there's a table of contents and a version history, so you can start from whereve you want!

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DESTROY THE GODMODDER: THE HISTORY OF GODMODDING, GODMODDERS AND THE GODMODDING WARS.

I didn't have ASCII Art in my day! Suck it up!

Credit to TwinBuilder and TwinSplitter for creating and restructuring the guide, respectively.

• [X] Introduction

• [Y] Major Universes
• [Y.A] The Trifecta
• [Y.B] The Trope Pantheon
• [Y.C] Others

• [1] The Legacy

• [2] Godmodding
• [2.1] The Finer Arts of Godmodding
• [2.2] The Operation

• [3] Major Godmodders
• [3.1] Psi-Godmodder
• [3.2] UserZero
• [3.3] Godmodder477
• [3.4] Other Noteworthy Godmodders

• [4] A Godmodder's Allies
• [4.1] The Terrors
• [4.2] The Mechs
• [4.3] The Wayback Machine
• [4.4] The Turrets
• [4.5] The Titans

• [5] A Godmodder's Enemies
• [5.1] Summoning Entities
• [5.2] The Void
• [5.3] The First Guardians

• [6] Counter-Godmodding

• [7] The World Of Minecraft
• [7.1] Yggdrasil & The First Block
• [7.2] The Nether
• [7.3] The End
• [7.4] Mods

• [8] Void Artifacts
• [8.1] The Black Monolith
• [8.2] The Hexahedron
• [8.3] The Ultimate Reward
• [8.4] The Disc of Mojang
• [8.5] The Fourth Walls
• [8.6] Minor Artifacts

• [9] Schizophrenia (And why it's important)
• [9.1] The Arrival
• [9.2] The Build
• [9.3] The Shatter
• [9.4] The Split
• [9.5] Anomalies

• [10] Anomalies and Extra-Universal Interests
• [10.1] Operating / Operators
• [10.2] The Narrative
• [10.3] The Conflict
• [10.4] Paradox Space
• [10.5] Multiversal Time
• [10.6] The Cataclysm

• [11] History Of the Godmodders
• [11.1] Pre-War
• [11.2] The Psi War
• [11.3] The Zeroth War
• [11.4] The First War
• [11.5] The Second War
• [11.6] The Execution
• [11.7] The Pantheon War
• [11.8] Future Wars?

• [12] In Conclusion
• [13] FAQ

Version History:

• V 4.3 - I'll take the reigns from here-on! Heavily rewrote most sections; Put [Y] as Major Universes and put the Trifecta into its own section, as well as adding the Pantheon and other universes; Re-wrote Introduction and re-titled it as The Legacy; Re-titled a variety of sections; Added The Operation to section 2; re-wrote 3rd Section to include all influential Godmodders (UserZero's section needs updating), major and minor; Added the Titans to section 4; Added First Guardians to section 5; Fixed Glitch regarding being unable to see Section 6; Re-wrote Section 7 to be based around Minecraft itself and artifacts mostly related to it; Shuffled the 4th Wall into Section 8 and added Minor Artifacts; Added the Cataclysm and Gate to Section 10; Added the Zeroth and Pantheon Wars as well as Future Wars, and renamed the Break to the Execution.
• V 4.2 - Updated Other Universes and History. Added a minor edit to Void Artifacts. Renamed The Game Behind The Game to Anomalies and heavily updated it. Hey there, gutza. You having fun attempting to read this?
• V 4.1.3 - Some small edits now. Edited the History to include some foresight, the FAQ, and Godmodding.
• V 4.1 - Updated the Trifecta to include Other Universes. Editing the FAQ, the Introduction, and A Terrible Fate.
• V 4.0 - New guide finally complete. It has now expanded to form a detailed database for all of the Godmodding Wars. Added The Game Behind The Game. Heavily updated the History and the Trifecta in accordance to recent events.
• V 3.4 - Scratch complete. Majority of guide deleted. Major work can now begin.
• V 3.3.1 - Created a supplementary, private guide. It will be used as a list of resources while I continue this Scratch. This should serve me will for the new guide.
• V 3.3 - Beginning Scratch of guide. It's unsalvagable. Gotta do something about this.
• V 3.2 - Continuing restructure. I may have to gut it... There's a lot of outdated info.
• V 3.1 - Beginning restructure of guide.
• V 3.0 - Heavily updated the Introduction and History. Added A Terrible Fate. Began work on the Trifecta.
• V 2.3 - Added Schizophrenia. Updated the FAQ.
• V 2.2 - Worked on History section.
• V 2.1 - Reshuffled guide around.
• V 2.0 - I'll take this from here. Added Temporal Shenanigans and Void Artifacts.
• V 1.3 - Added the History section. Needs work.
• V 1.2 - Added some things for the Godmodder's Allies section.
• V 1.1 - Patched bug on A Godmodder's Greatest Weakness.
• V 1.0 - Finished guide! Some bug seems to be affecting A Godmodder's Greatest Weakness, though.

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Quote from Irecreeper»

=Turn Two=

(9 / 10) Holy Mantle (+3 total from Pricey, Cobalt)

Armistyx && Candy Corn = ??? (2/?) (fill this in please, I like having random gear)

+1 to K4yne

+1 to Cobalt

=Action=

I decide to plan a heist to rob a local Mango Factory! I assemble my gear, including, but not limited to; An Armistyx, three grappling hooks, grenades, breaching charges, invisibility cloak, smoke grenades, lemon grenades, grenade grenades and snacks. I then enter the factory while wearing my cloak.

As I step in, I take a bite out of one of the snacks I brought, and throw the wrapper on the floor. The security cameras detect the wrapper, and thousands of guard robots appear to destroy me! I then decide to screw stealth, and throw all my grenades in the general direction of everywhere, obliterating the factory in a huge not-nuclear fireball!

I then scoop up mangoes from the floor, and attach them to the Mango Monster to heal it.

Armistyx && Candy Corn = Candy Corn Scythe (Level 0: 1/1)

Candy Corn Scythe: Delicious! Sadly not all that combat-worthy. It can't even transform.

+8,000 HP to the Mango Monster!

Quote from Cushionmantis»

alchemizing: a pirahna && gun 1/?

4/20 4/20

i attack the skull with a conglomerate of chainsharks (sharks that double as chainsaws).

FOCUSED

Pirahna && Gun = Pirahna Gun (Level 5: 1/6)

6,000 damage to the Skull!

Quote from FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW»

I feed the Maw Anti-Creeper Candy^TM. This candy, invented by me, tastes like normal candy, but when it comes into physical contact with a creeper, things called creepers, things called names similar to creeper, things based upon things called creepers, or things based upon things called names similar to creeper, acts as acid, while still tasting delicious!

On sale for $8.99 a pound! But, wait! There's more! If you buy this candy, your next post gains a damage boost absolutely FREE! (Just pay separate processing and handling)

And we're prepared to double our offer. If you call/post in the next day after I finish this edit, you get twice the Anti-Creeper Candy^TM, twice the Damage boost, and twice the delicious taste of high sugar, yet surprisingly nutritious candy! (Just pay separate processing and handling)

But wait! There's more! If you call/post in the next 90 minutes, you get one use of a weapon that can do massive damage! The Maine Cannon is guaranteed to hit with such an impact that a crater is made the size of America's most Northeastern State! (Just pay separate processing and handling)

And, if you are the first two callers/posters, you get an extra special deal. You get a +1 to use on any of your charges absolutely FREE! (Just pay separate processing and handling)

(Disclaimer: Anti-Creeper Candy^TM does not actually exist. I do not want your actual money, but I will take +1s and +2s. This is a homage to Billy Mays, may he rest in peace. This deal only works while supplies last/once 5 people take me up on this offer. The time this deal starts is 11:40, PST, or 2:40, EST. Do not buy this product if you take nitrates for chest pain, as this may, somehow, cause an unsafe drop in blood pressure. Ask your doctor before using Anti-Creeper Candy^TM. If you are below 18 years of age, ask your parents before buying our product)

Satisfaction Guaranteed!

17/20 Maine Cannon (+1 Irecreeper)

11/25 Elizabeth

Elizabeth, meanwhile, is waiting.

Edit After the Fact: +1 to InsertGenericUsername and DrivingLlama, and IGU gets a damage boost, and a free use of the Maine Cannon. Anyone who wants Anti-Creeper Candy^TM, pay 8.99/ask for it in your post. Also, Jondanger, I don't know about quote, but Melia is from Xenoblade Chronicles.

The Maw shuts itself tightly at your Anti-Creeper Candy and refuses to eat it!

Quote from insert_generic_username»

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13/25 Terrible Tastes

15/50 The Myth, The Legend, The Misspelling

(Ham && Steak) && Gun Meatshot 3/3

Picture of Godmoder && Picture of Godmodder 2/??

+2 Bomber57
I attempt to flip off the Colegmerate, but I realize that I don't actually have any middle fingers with which to do so. Frustrated, I set my laptop back up with slightly more murderous intent.CAT IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ: QUESTIONS 16-20 Q16: What is the seventh letter of the alphabet? [G] [H] [J] I select H, then realize that H is also the 8th letter in the alphabet proper, so I pull out the 8 button from the Stanley Parable demo. I then set up another drinking book to spam "8" at the Colegmerate, causing it even more brain damage.
Q17. 24-7=? [18] [2] [16.931] [Walrus] I select the "17" in the question number, then summon multiple bioengineered quadrillionaire walruses. These walruses happen to be the acquaintances of one Kalare Erelye, and are incredibly rich. Using their vast wealth, they proceed to buy the most outrageously powerful and legendary weapons in existence, and use them all on the Colegmerate.
Q18. Stop... I click "hammer" on the watch, then drop Dorothy's home on the Colegmerate, as well as a golden banana and a bucket. A bunch of raving Homestuck fans suddenly flip out and beat the Colegmerate up for being so immature that they still make bucket jokes, and Donkey Kong shows up and throws barrels at the Colegmerate until it drops the golden banana. Jumpman then shows up and beats up the Colegmerate with a hammer.
Q19. Color in the correct order... I paint with Blue-Orange-Green-Green-Yellow, accidentally getting paint in all of the Colegmerate's many incredibly sensitive eyes. The Inklings follow up with a turf war all over the Colegmerate, causing even more damage.
Q20. Deal or no deal? [DEAL!] [NO DEAL!] [SEAL!] [NO SEAL!] I click "seal", then get a Seel to use Ice Beam, Blizzard and Ice Ball on the Colegmerate. I then note that I have 2 useless skips, which are completely useless right now. Seriously, Splapp-me-do, this game sucked for that.

10,000 damage to the...Wait, you didn't specify a target like last time! Oh noooooooo!

Quote from TheDrivingLlama»

Rashki throws a few scalpels at the Colegmerate. He also prepares a room for summoning larger and more powerful entities, loyal not to AZ or PZ, only to him

Uranium && Modulated neutron initiator = Small Nuclear Explosive 1/?

Respawning Health Pack (RHP): 2/10

Summoning Room: 1/5

But what do you target?

Quote from Fseftr»

7/15 Starters 3

6/15 Starters 4

+2 engie *cough*

TM25 AND Enchanted Bow = Daedalus Stormbow M 5/6

Full Restore AND Enchanted Bow = Crusader's Crossbow M 5/5

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Crusader's Crossbow M: A bow blessed with special enchantments, which allow all arrows fired from it to heal allies as well as damage enemies.

__
Mercury tries out the Crusader's Crossbow M by using it to heal the Johto Starters.

+2,000 HP to the Johto Starters!

Quote from jondanger23»

I give the Mango Monster some pineapple, healing it and infusing it with pineapple flavor.

The Mango Monster heals itself.

Quote: 15/50 (+1 from Irecreeper)

Melia: 2/50

Wii U Gamepad && Railgun = Wii Rail U (3/3) Complete!

+2 to Irecreeper.

+3,000 HP to the Mango Monster!

It will do as you say.

Wii Rail U: A Wii U gamepad with an extra Railgun feature! Using it spawns in a floating Railgun, which can be moved via the gamepad and fired! In addition, the gamepad is made of Nintendium and nigh-invincible as a result! (No, seriously, a real-life gameboy was nuked and it could still function afterwards. Not making this up.)

Quote from TehEpicNinja9001»

TEHEPICNINJA9001 JOINS THE BATTLE!

"Is this a prequel or something? Because my CPU date is all messed u-oh yeah. 4th wall and stuff."

Since the Kanto starters are, in my opinion, the most boring and uncreative starter out of the 6 generations, I use a boring and uncreative attack on them by hitting them with great force.

1,000 damage to the Kanto Starters!

Quote from TheLordErelye»

20/20 Expended.

I stare at the Colegmerate, muttering under my breath about useless electricity and things of the sort, before flashstepping away some distance. This should be remarkably powerful, unless I manage to fail in some manner, which I doubt. I may not have the abilities of the bioengineered quadrillionaire walrus-men-befriending Kalare Erelye, but I can do things he couldn't.

I look around for some shade, finding none. As such, I firmly plant a birch sapling in the ground, and apply some bone meal, watching as the thing sprouts before me. I proceed to dive beneath the tree, ready to begin my ritual. I slide a small amount of chalk out of my inventory, crouching to the ground quietly, before, drawing what appears to be a framework of some sort. I mutter a few words under my breath, and toss the chalk to the ground, watching as it begins to move without my aid, and draws a perfect circle, before floating to my hand once more. Animation is certainly a wonderful thing to work with, despite it only functioning permanently with properly-constructed golems. I pull out eight metal dishes, and place them in a symmetrical fashion around the circle. I proceed to place an individual tallow candle upon each.

Looking around for a moment to check if anything is occurring (and pleasantly finding nothing really directed at me), I pull out a match, and strike it upon the side of the tree, lighting each candle carefully, and precisely. I toss the thing to the ground, and look over my creation, reasonably satisfied with the results. Upon deciding this, I swiftly draw out a dagger of amber, and carve a series of symbols onto the tree, namely the marks of .

Upon completing this task, I place the dagger back in my inventory, and turn to the circle, shaking my head somewhat, as if in response to some cosmic force.

TA: Ysll'ha, ilyaa'ai, hai, ye shoggor. R'luh s'uhn ph'n'ghft. Ch'ebumna, llll'r'lyeh. Llll'r'lyeh.

My intonations grow less forced as I progress through the duration of the incantation, dark clouds coating the skies all the while. The moment I complete the foul thing, I promptly incline my hand upward, palm facing the clouded heavens. I wait for several seconds, before muttering one more word, quiet and portentous.

TA: Nog, or'n'ghft. Uaaah.

I drag my palm downwards with the final word, and a torrential downpour begins with it, the candles protected by the tree. I watch, silently scrutinizing the circle. A bolt of lightning strikes down (it should be noted that all bolts of lightning from this storm DO NOT STRIKE THE COLEGMERATE. Thank you), and a drop of bubbling ink-esque liquid drips to the center of the circle, seemingly from thin air. Mere moments later, a steady drip of the liquid emerges from a point approximately two meters above the absolute center of the circle. The dripping swiftly evolves into a secure emanation of the liquid quite a bit greater than it was initially. The ink stains the ground, likely permanently, with the strange fluid.

I watch, taking a step closer to the symbols carved into the tree trunk. A tentacle, squamous, rugose, and dripping, bursts from the point, seemingly dragging itself to the ground. Soon enough, more tentacles follow, along with a pulpous mass of flesh, writhing occasionally. Whatever is on the other end of the ritual communication drags itself forth, its prodigious mass floating in the air. Soon enough, the thing moves into an absolutely absurd amount of space, though it seems as if the thing is of a far greater size than it appears to be. A singular eye with a slit for a pupil and a sclera colored a deep orange. It focuses somewhat, sliding about in its socket, before turning to stare at me.

TA: Tharanak n'ghasyha'h.

The formless, cyclopean thing blinks once, its eyelids sinking beneath folds of pulpous flesh. Hundreds of thousands of tentacular limbs wrap themselves around the Colegmerate in its entirety, a mere fraction of this creature's form far greater in size than the beast. The eye opens once more, directly facing the Colegmerate. The tentacles begin to squeeze the life out of the Colegmerate effortlessly. I watch, staring unblinkingly at the event unfolding before me. The tentacles drip yet more of the frothing ink upon the field of battle, permanently staining the ground with an indelible corruption of existence itself in several places. This fluid drips quite heavily onto the Colegmerate.

The vast, formless mass draws the Colegmerate directly before it slowly, nothing the beast attempts to escape succeeding. A beak upon the thing opens, and begins to utter whispers of unfathomable potency to the Colegmerate. The Colegmerate seems to wither at the very reality of the words.

???: kidisha ftaghu grah'n ilyaa n'ghft ng-throd

I feel the beginnings of a migraine taking effect, and immediately send a foot into a candle. Every single candle is extinguished instantly, and the hot wax object spreads over the lines of the circle, obstructing it. The coils of tentacles around the Colegmerate slither away, save one, forcing themselves back into the portal hole. The final tentacle drags the Colegmerate closer to the beak.

???: yilyaa nglui ilyaa n'gha mnahn'shuggoth

Suddenly, the tentacle slides away, dropping the Colegmerate into the sky, severely damaged. The pulpous, formless mass of flesh squeezes itself back through the rift I forced open, accursed ink staining the ground around me. The beak, before plunging through the point of entry, opens wide before me.

???: GOODBYE. I WILL SEE YOU AGAIN SOON.

My eyes widen somewhat, and I watch nonchalantly as the last of the being makes slow egress, leaving behind a rippling portal, all within obscured by the eldritch fluid seeping onto the ground. The birch tree withers and dies as I slam the rift shut, leaving behind a sinister point in which reality folds in on itself slightly, before striding out from beneath the withered tree into the pouring rain, and traveling as far away from the place as possible, the water washing away the remnants of the ritual.

It should be noted that this deals damage to as many parts of the Colegmerate as possible, with the most being dealt to the Skull.

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Void Aspected Silverwood Wand && Crystalline Auram Essentia = The Blank Wand (5/6)
NEW: Ender Pearl || (Liquid Darkness && Amber) && Indigo Flames (2/???)

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(+2 to Generic)

Furtive Knowledge: 20/20! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

20,000 damage to the Skull! 15,000 damage to the Orb and Maw!

Ender Pearl || (Liquid Darkness && Amber) && Indigo Flames = Black Psyche (Level 8: 2/9). That sounds cool, but it isn't really makeable right now. Shame.

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I quickly heal the Johto starters with the Standard Bio-Degradable Instantaneous Healing Packet featured in every Valve game ever!

Asura: 4/50

1,000 HP to the Johto Starters!

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Integration: 15/40 (+2 from Fseftr)

Beta Phantom 2: 10/10

A Beta Phantom appears on the field. Something something already explained.

I Don't Even Know Yet && Sephiroth's Stupidly Long Sword -> The Very Big Unknown (2/3)

+2 to Fseftr

Damage Dealt So Far Counter: 11000

Walker decides that, since it was so fun last time, he might as well go after the Terror Skeleton again. It lets out a quiet whimper as he approaches again, before he charges past it, then hacks at it's legs, before jumping high into the air, impaling the Terror Skeleton's back. He makes sure his sword is securely stabbed into the skeleton's spinal column, then lunges forth and grabs one of the individual bones of the Terror Skeleton's spine, tearing it out with little to no caring for what results. Then, he does it again, to a bone further up. And again, and again, and again. After only a matter of seconds, a huge pile of bones, steadily growing on the ground, has been built up from the Terror Skeleton's spine. Before it even has a chance to recover the torn out bones, Walker swan dives into the pile of bones sword-first, an explosion resulting from impact that crumbles the spine bones into dust, as well as scattering the dust over to the far corners of the server. The animatronic gives a dark laugh, pulls his sword out of the Terror Skeleton, then hacks off a foot, before kicking the Terror Skeleton to the ground and shoving the foot into the Terror Skeleton's jaw... which, if you can recall, was damaged extensively in the last attack. He kicks the damaged part of the Terror Skeleton's jaw, then walks away from it in disgust.

10,000 damage to the terror Skeleton!

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10/15 Starters 3 engie x2

9/15 Starters 4 engie x2

+2 engie

TM25 AND Enchanted Bow = Daedalus Stormbow M 6/6

Ultraball AND Enchanted Bow = Pokehunter 1/?

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Daedalus Stormbow M: A bow blessed with special enchantments, which cause lightning to strike the location of fired arrows after a short delay.

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Mercury takes the starters with less health, and gives them some homeopathic potions. It's super ineffective!

Since it's super ineffective, 1,000 HP to the starters with less HP!

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Golden Frying Pan || Diamond Sword || =

i cast Heal on the Terrors.

6/9 Factory

5/10 Spell book

2+ to whichever n00b grabs it firs

Uh, I think your first alchemy got forgotten.

+500 HP to all the AZ Terrors and the Colegmerate's Skull! It's a Terror too, you know. It just doesn't say 'Terror' right next to its name.

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Lord Calzerb 13/25

Noob King 1/3

Superisword 2/???

Venomshank 2/???

The Time Travelers use future pistols to shoot the Angel. They're kinda unholy.

I get out a mace and swing it at the Starters!

Your entities will do as you say.

1,500 damage to the Starters!

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Sword && Bones=Bonesword Lvl 3 3/4.

I launch a fire arrow at a tentacle, exploding it.

There aren't any Tentacles left!

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Unfortunately for UserZero, she brought the wrong version of the EXOS Core into the battlefield. The version she grabbed came from EXOS back when it was controlling the dreaded golden creation Executor. Executor immediately reacts with hostility against UserZero using its famed stomp maneuver, where it teleports on top of its target and uses its incredible mass (gold is HEAVY) to crush the target. Because this is only the core with none of the secondary parts, it has no other attacks, but it can teleport extremely quickly. After having some fun watching UserZero try to dodge this assualt for about a minute, I use my knowledge of EXOS' later forms to hack into this form and have it attack Richard instead, with the same attacks. After 5 minutes, Executor's failsafe kicks in and it automatically teleports back to the Aureus' homeworld, leaving behind either completely flat land with no properties, or a ton of craters that can be used as cover (50/50 of either).

"I believe I understand what has happened. This is not the true End of this server, but an alternate version of The End created when I time travelled back. The unknown effect seems to cause attempts to summon things from this version of The End to instead be redirected to something else related to the intended target, but not the same."

I run some tests on this. "In addition, the thing summoned always ends up useless or harmful for the summoner (my attempts to summon endermen ended up with 2 endermites, a suicidal enderman that ran into the water, a crazed one that attacked me, and one carrying a hostile creeper). However, I want you do spend some AI cycles on determining how difficult it would be for a godmodder to get into your base."

After devoting AI cores to evaluating chance of an attack, I upgrade systems to gain a passive Endergy generator.

EXOS Core: 2/20 endergy

Active Abilities: 3

System Upgrade Lvl 1: Upgrades systems using endergy, allowing EXOS to either gain a new ability or upgrade an existing ability. Cost is equal to the combined level of all current abilities (currently 4).

Gather Endergy Lvl 1: gathers endergy, gaining 3 endergy.

Void Bolt Lvl 1: Blasts a target on the battlefield with a Void Bolt from the skies, dealing 1000 damage per point of Endergy used.

Passive Abilities: 1

Ender Generator Lvl 1: At the end of each OP post, generates 1 Endergy.

PS: Yes it will be possible to raid the End version EXOS is in, but it will also trigger EXOS' defenses, which are very tough and NOT WORTH IT!.

Long story short: A Minecraftian can really, REALLY lift a ridiculous amount of real-life weight, being able to (with one hand) use a Fishing rod to tow over a minecart with 27 x 64 cubic meters of gold on it, while possibly carrying 36 x 64 cubic meters more of it in his/her inventory. Hence, the Executor is quickly turned into a figurative pancake, and then a literal pancake which Uzi devours with some Maple Syrup! Then, seeing as she was somehow duped last turn (re: I forgot to add EXOS as an entity proper with an HP bar), She proceeds to find where EXOS is really hiding, rush to it, and destroy all the defenses like they weren't even there to begin with, taking no damage whatsoever, and retrieves EXOS and the Dragon Egg, the latter of which she pockets and the former she plants FIRMLY on the Battlefield!

UserZero: endguy.

UserZero: to think you're the descendant of the captain. the vanguard. the master of the frontline. tamer of demons. it's even said he started the SCP foundation.

UserZero: pathetic, really. i don't give much credit to the ancestors to begin with, but you have a long way to go.

UserZero: but more to the point.

UserZero: THIS!

UserZero: ALL OF THIS!

UserZero: THIS IS MY WORLD!

UserZero: YOU ARE NOT WELCOME IN MY WORLD!

UserZero: maybe you would have run if you weren't so thickheaded!

UserZero: maybe, if i were more naive to your ways, i'd just let you leave whenever as well!

UserZero: but no.

UserZero: so you're stuck here.

UserZero: with me.

UserZero: in MY world.

UserZero: i am everywhere. i am omnipresent. i am alpha. i am omega. i am life. i am death.

UserZero: i know all that goes on here. i see all that goes on here. i can stop all that goes on here.

UserZero: you will have no salvation.

UserZero: you will have nothing.

Quote from Nimbleguy»

First off, the Fourth Wall was the fourth wall I gathered. I threw away the first three.
Hmm… I'll have to redesign this then. But thanks for the taglock and popcorn.
How long does it take to make the Black Hole in a Jar and Ender Matrix?

Bane of Lapis: A mirror capable of storing a gemstone inside it and relaying all information learned in the universe through the mirror. It seems to be extremely disposed by anything related to Lapis Lazuli.

Octuple Compressed Cobblestone || 2 Filled Rune Rocks = Black Hole in a Jar (Level ?: 2/?)
Infusion Matrix || Bottle of Ender Air = Ender Matrix (Level ?: 2/?)

Limbo.
The Inscription: 10/15 (+1 from Pricey)

Symbols and texts…
7/10 Memoric Book

+1 to Pricey.

1 Demon Blood Shard
1 Raspberry Pi
1 of any book
1 Empty Taglocks
1 Richard Taglock
1 Popcorn
4th Wall
18 Ferropper
Bane of Lapis

Octuple Compressed Cobblestone || 2 Filled Rune Rocks = Black Hole in a Jar (Level 3: 2/4)
Infusion Matrix || Bottle of Ender Air = Ender Matrix (Level 3: 2/4)

What's an Infusion Matrix?

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I streak through the torrents of rain now pounding against the battlefield, a dark gray aura surrounding me. A rather large amount of lightning narrowly misses me in a strike, and I search around for the Colegmerate, finding it in moments. I levitate in the air, surveying the area. This should work. I float before the thing, my aura flickering occasionally with hints of teal.

I wave my hand precisely, bolts of psionic energy leaping off of my form, and reconnecting with it in instants. The wind begins to pick up, gusts of cold, thick air blasting about at maddening speeds. Gusts of wind pound against the Colegmerate, the small amounts of dirt and water in the rain splashing against the creature, disorienting it slightly. Sudden bursts of wind slam into the Colegmerate, compressing it somewhat.

I tensely levitate in the air, forcing increasingly more powerful blasts of the wind at the Colegmerate, further disorienting it. With a thought, a spike of air accelerates at approximately the speed of light, smashing into the Skull nigh-instantaneously, dealing as much damage as possible. I continue to will the movements of the air around me, spikes of air striking the skull at increasingly greater velocities, attempting to shatter the thing. The roaring of the wind blots out any other sounds, absurd amounts of air pressure forcing the Colegmerate in on itself. I direct a spire of the breeze at the Colegmerate, the thing pulsating and vibrating occasionally as it grows out of my control.

The pillar of whirling winds tears at the Colegmerate as the spikes of air, now surpassing the speed of sound, pound the skull with progressively greater force. I discharge the pillar's force directly into the Colegmerate, attempting (likely in vain, might I add) to tear the beast to shreds. Shockwaves of pure force rattle against each other unrelentingly, tearing anything that is not bolted to the ground for some distance apart. Suddenly, everything is obscured by a flash of gray, searing into my retinas.

When vision returns, I look upon the Colegmerate, only to see that it has been obfuscated in a dome of spinning winds. I snap my fingers, and a plume of teal energy bursts off the sphere, evaporating the rain around it. Mere moments after this occurs, everything appears to go wrong. The pulsating sphere of air around the Colegmerate begins to break apart, the space it previously occupied dissolving into Tempestas, Aer, and Aqua essentia. I telekinetically force every drop of the liquid to splash against the Skull. The second it does, a hissing noise emerges from the depths of soundless infinity, imperceivable beneath the roaring of the wind.

The drops of essentia bond with the Skull, providing a hardened second layer for the thing. However, this should not be seen as a boon. The searing and dissolution of some sort of solid material becomes painfully evident, Flux Gas pouring off of the Skull.

I look away from the skull, sensing the imminent disaster. The liquid essentia, upon contact with the air, had dissolved the top layer of the skull, and taken its place, and is now suffering from exposure to the air, which oftentimes leads to explosive discharge, as you know.

I squeeze my eyes shut mere moments before an ungodly sound blasts through the field of battle, louder than the storm itself. Without examining the Colegmerate, I know that the skull has been damaged irreparably, and has likely been scorched to the core. Hah.

The winds slowly subside, the downpour ceasing. I fly to the ground, and land, somewhat satisfied with the effects of the explosion.

Afterward, I examine The Blank Wand.

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Void Aspected Silverwood Wand && Crystalline Auram Essentia = The Blank Wand (6/6!)
Ender Pearl || (Liquid Darkness && Amber) && Indigo Flames (3/???)

I begin yet another new alchemy, because there is no reason not to. Concentrated Mind Essence && Crystalline Cognitio Essentia (1/???). This should be an excellent base item.

CRYSTALLINE COGNITIO ESSENTIA: A crystalline shard of Cognitio, the aspect of knowledge, the mind, and inquiry.

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(+2 to Generic)

NEW: (Scarlet) Sunslammer: 3/50 (+2 from Crystal) //////////////////////////////////////////////////.

The Blank Wand: A wand made of a dark crystal. Cool to the touch. It is specialized in Void manipulation, and to a lesser degree Aura manipulation, but is also a usable, if basic, wand.

Concentrated Mind Essence && Crystalline Cognitio Essentia = Superconcentrated Mind Crystal (Level 4: 1/5).

13,000 damage to the Skull! It explodes violently, leaving you to see a...Seriously gross green brain, even worse than the rest of the Colegmerate thus far! You hear a faint hissing sound...Echo of Destruction is starting to charge!

Quote from ProofofconcepT»

Small Base 13/15

Iron Forge Hammer && Holy Flame = The Forge Stoker (Level 4: 2/5)

Wait a minute, if were supposed to destroy the skull to get what's inside it...

*puts a blindfold over his eyes*

PINATA TIME!

I grab a bat and spin myself around a couple of times. I'll get you giant octopus! I am a bit confused, and go of in the opposite direction. Wait... Is that you A HA, I FOUND YOU! I begin wacking what I think to be the skull. I begin to hear cracking and I know it's almost over. I take off my blindfold, hoping candy pops out, and I see the mutant creeper knocked down... 'Well, I'm sorry, but I guess I try to kill the ugliest thing... See ya!'

Alchemies

Holy Flame: Level 3

Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2

Mutant Creeper killed!

It appears your blindfoleded massacre killed a Mutant Creeper. Basically, a mutated step up from the regular Creeper, with more limbs. You can see some of them stuck within the Colegmerate's form. a Mutant Creeper isn't much to a Descendant like yourself, but to the typical Minecraft player they're fairly dangerous.

Quote from DarkSideUltima»

DarkSide begins bringing one of his planes in from another dimension. 3/5 =====
Justin begins summoning his pet Zephyr Fish, "Zappy", into this world. 3/7 =======

DarkSide: Shadowsteel Cutlass && Blood of the Destroyer && Laser Extension = Malice Mk. 1(Lv. 5, 2/6)
Justin: Ice Rod && Soul of a Space Pirate && Comet Frost = Staff of Cometians Mk. 1(Lv. 5, 2/6)

DarkSide looks over at The Colegmerate.

Huh, you look and even act somewhat familiar... yet not.

Have you met my friend The Moon Lord?

Hey, you're right. He DOES maneuver kinda similarly!

Yeah. May-

DON'T GIVE ANYONE IDEAS!

And now that you said that, they probably got an idea.

Ah, carp.

Knowing that we let something slip, we perform a team attack on the Colegmerate.

Justin jumps on, then from, my shoulders, jumping high and firing a multitude of icy shots at the Maw.

After that's done, I grab Justin's leg and launch myself to the Orb, clinging to it. I furiously bash my head on it, occasionally stabbing or slashing at it with my Cutlass,imbued by Justin's frost magic. Tired, I slide off it, closing my eyes, and falling back to earth. But just when it was safe for Colegmerate rest a bit...

...

...!

A nightmarish force crushes Colegmerate's spirit and mind, damaging its Brain! With it came an excruciating headache. From me. You're welcome.

After everything's done, I drowsily reawaken.

Seems that Uzi doesn't seem to care for us being around, might as well tear up something else. Bleeeeheheheheee...

Um... You okay?

I then collapse into a deep sleep.

Guess not.

+1 to Fstefr/NumberSoup and CobaltShade

2,000 damage to the Orb, Maw and Brain! It looks like mental attacks bypass the skull! Or would have, if the Skull exists!

UserZero pulls out a cell phone and dials a number, and starts talking...But you can't hear what she's going on about without getting dangerously close!

Quote from crystalcat»

==Turn 2==
dARKnESS 17/25.
6/10
+2 to Erelye.

Magic Missile Minigun && Laser Machinegun == Homing Laser Minigun 5/5 COMPLETE!
HOMING LASER MINIGUN: A bluish, high-tech hybrid between the Laser Machinegun and the Minigun, looking mainly minigunlike. Its normal ammunition is also a hybrid, gaining the higher damage of the lasers while keeping the homing, always-hit ability and magical nature of the magic missiles. The addition of the higher-tech machine gun seems to have added an interface for selecting a target as well.
Ring && Oblivion Energy 2/?
Wand of Basic Spells && Balanced Shard == ??? 1/?
(BALANCED SHARD: From Thaumcraft. A shard of crystal containing balanced amounts of the six primal aspects. Useful magically.)

==Action==

Crystal revs up his new minigun, selecting the Colegmerate as his target. Torrents of lasers roar from the front, searing at the Maw, before Crystal once again begins tinkering with the minigun. He manages to add another Wave Motion Gun mode (good for one shot only) before swapping the Minigun to magic missiles and firing another set of magic missiles that coalesce into a ring holding the Maw open. Crystal runs underneath the Colegmerate, charging the minigun’s Wave Motion mode as he does, before aiming the gun directly into the Maw. “Bon appetit!” The laser fires, a massive beam of magic tearing up into the Colegmerate’s mouth and exploding inside, giving the monster a severe case of indigestion.

(If the Maw is dead, target the Orb.)

==Entity==
N/A

10,800 damage to the Maw! It's torn to pieces!

Wand of Basic Spells && Balanced Shard == Primal Wand (Level 4: 1/5)

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5/14 | Mighty Beast (Dog)

5/5 | Verbal Bash

Seneca pins the Kanto Starters at a wall with rusty nails, and then performs so many Buster Punches that the wall breaks and buries the Kanto Starters in the rubble. Once this is done, he uses Verbal Bash, demeaning them with flowery insults until they cry, reducing their aiming ability a little of this turns EoTB.

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+1 to Proof, + 1 to TwinScriberino

5,000 damage! They barely understand what you say and don't get insulted.

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I make a proposition to UserZero.

"I know of a weakness of Richard. The Narrative will cause godmodders to arrive on the battlefield, that he will kill to take powers from and grow stronger. If he continues this for long enough, he will be able to defeat you with his allies. However, there is a way to stop that. The Narrative will only spawn exactly one godmodder of each rank, as spawning more than one would usually be pointless. This means that if we can somehow stop Richard from gaining power from one of those godmodders, he will be fixed at a weak level, and can be easily defeated. As for how, I know of a terrible entity that is capable of devouring godmodders easily, and I believe that in exchange for giving him a random Alpha Godmodder from your dungeons, he will devour the Alpha+ Godmodder when he appears, preventing Richard from ever progressing."

Okay, you negotiate with the Omega+ Godmodder that has more health than RIchard had in DTG2, I will gather endergy with Endergize.

EXOS Core: 5/20 endergy

Active Abilities: 3

System Upgrade Lvl 1: Upgrades systems using endergy, allowing EXOS to either gain a new ability or upgrade an existing ability. Cost is equal to the combined level of all current abilities (currently 4).

Gather Endergy Lvl 1: gathers endergy, gaining 3 endergy.

Void Bolt Lvl 1: Blasts a target on the battlefield with a Void Bolt from the skies, dealing 1000 damage per point of Endergy used.

Passive Abilities: 1

Ender Generator Lvl 1: At the end of each OP post, generates 1 Endergy.

UserZero declines for a variety of reasons: You can't prove the Narrative won't sic lower-ranked Godmodders than Richard as a surprise, Richard is already Gamma-ranked (and thus doesn't need to kill anything below Gamma Plus), technically SCP-2713 (who she knows you are referencing) hasn't devoured an Alpha Godmodder YET (none of them even had corpses during the Eclipse for him to devour, and the rest could just easily make more spine-chains; and of course the Eclipse hasn't even happened yet from the standard timeline), Richard could easily make spine-chains for SCP-2713 to hold him until he somehow dies of old age without his, err, 'wives' around to supply the spines, and of course, the fact that he isn't free at all yet.

((You already summoned SCP-2713, no dice for you if you try now.))

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It seems that among the many things that wander here there are some... what was that? Ah pokémon right.
I must make sure to remember the code to retrieve my... pokéball, yeah pokéball.
Well meanwhile I'll relax a bit.
Hezetor points his forefinger in front of him, a little sparkle of red light stars shining, the light is more bright wile in a single instant hundreds of red ray are fired.
There rays are just really hot and piercing lasers. (this attack hit only [PZ] entities even if Hezetor fired it mostly at random)
[note of the player : grey writing is Hezetor speaking ]

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Charges
Absorbing energy from my surroundings 4/15
Throne && Flight System = Flying Throne (Level 3: 3/4)
Factory || Portable Computer = Portable Factory (Level 4: 3/5)

4,000 damage to the Angel!

Quote from Pokefan151»

Flaming Flying Car 5/5 Complete!
Anti-Unoriginality Turret 5/50 (+2 from Richard)

An awesome car appears, but it isn't any normal cool car. This epic car can fly, and is perpetually on fire! Don't tell me that's not awesome. It has a high amount of health (for 5 charges) and can ram into things at the cost of some of that health, or create smoke by burning rubber, which lowers accuracy and does a little damage.

The first thing the car does is create smoke near the kanto starters!

Flaming Flying Car summoned! It will do as you say.

Quote from jondanger23»

I toss my saxophone aside, and say "Come here, sweetheart." I then dash at the Conglomerate and uppercut its skull while holding a grenade.

The Mango Monster heals itself again.

Quote: 16/50

Melia: 3/50

The Mango Monster can only act during the EoTB! It will still follow your orders, but it wasn't given anything like double-action so it can only act once.

Quote from DoctorShiny»

Kanohi Hau Nuva: 7/25

Skarmory: 7/25

Sitrus Berry && Regeneration powder 2/2

I shoot the terror creeper with a lightning spell from my magic gun.

Terror Creeper supercharged! it gets a Minicrit!

Quote from PitTheAngel»

every self-respecting video game needs a very easy minigame of simon says: 7/25 7/25

+1 awarded to DoctorShiny and DarkSideUltima to promote charge helping

you know what, alchemy time

Aurum Blade + Skyscraper Club = ??? (1/?)

Knuckle Staff + Fireworks Cannon = ??? (1/?)

Aurum Blade + Skyscraper Club = ERROR! INVALID SYNTAX! Use && (AND) or || (OR).
Knuckle Staff + Fireworks Cannon = ERROR! INVALID SYNTAX! Use && (AND) or || (OR).

Welp.

Quote from kidpen»

Weather golems: 2/10 ((am I doing this right??))

You are doing it right, but you can make basic actions while charging. You probably should to maximize your turns.

Quote from Bomber57»

Doggy's Battery: 8/20 ====================

Mole Machine Inbound: 10/10 ========== (+4 from Generic)

+2 to Crystal

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There is a faint rumbling noise coming from the ground somewhere. The earth begins to tremble as something approaches the surface. Suddenly, there is a loud crackling noise as a rotting log nearby is obliterated. The tip of a large drill peeks out of the earth, making its way upward. The grinding noise ends as the machine has surfaced entirely, covered in dirt and pebbles from its subterranean journey. Three doors on the cylindrical chamber beneath the drill lower into ramps, and out stumble three intoxicated dwarves. One of them bellowed, "A fight? Count me in!" He and the other two pull out large battle axes, take a hearty swig from their mugs, and charge into battle.

The Mole Machine and 3 Grim Patrons have arrived!

Mole Machine: 65,000/65,000 HP. Every turn, it summons 2+(n) Grim Patrons, where (n) is the number of Grim Patrons that survived the turn.

Grim Patron (x3): 15,000/15,000 HP each.

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Equipping himself with his new Twin-Linked Bolter, Bomber readies himself to finish off the Cologmerate's Orb. Bolter in hand, Bomber raised his arms and began to float off the ground. He flies himself to the top of one of the towering jungle trees, perching there to take aim at the orb. Bomber takes his time when aiming, hoping to hit with the majority of his bullets. This weapon is certain to be more effective than a normal Bolter, though it appeared that some of the limitations of creating it through the Alchemizer (rather than on an Imperial Forge World) made it a little less effective than a manufactured one. Pulling the trigger, Bomber unleashed a spray of bullets at the orb, aiming to destroy it once and for all.

Bomber orders the Grim Patrons to guard the Mole Machine. Rather than attacking, they will fiercely Retaliate at anyone who attempts to attack them or the Mole Machine this turn!

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Gargoyle Staff && Bomber's Spell Rings = Empowered Gargoyle Staff (Level 3: 2/4)

EVERYONE GET IN HERE

Mole Machine and Grim Patrons summoned! They will do as you say!

9,400 damage to the Orb! Orb destroyed! Uzi's getting irritated at how easy this is...

Quote from OverlordXcano»

You might be able to spawn them in but don't quote me on that. They likely won't have a model though.

I catch an arrow from the Terror Skeleton and throw it at the Splat Charger Inkling, clogging their gun.

Asura: 5/50

The Terror Skeleton hasn't fired yet!

Quote from mythicZoologist»

((Post roughly [25%] complete))

==> Mythic: Keep telling story

I was working with ...

Alchemy:
Basic Spellbook && Zoology Book = Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts: Level 3, 3/4

Charges:
Heart Collector 8/10 (+1 from Talist)
Stray Summon 4/15

+1 for Twinbuilder
+1 for Talist

...With what?

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The thorns kick in and damage 5% HP of everything, except the Balloon Whelp, where it takes off only 2% inflation instead.

The Mango Monster heals itself for 6,000 HP! The Inklings gang up on the Johto Starters, but the Splattershot wielder doesn’t land-only the Splat Charger! 8,000 damage and 1 Ink Stack for the Johto Starters! The Coveknight struggles against the Stardust, and manages to reach a halfway point and shoot the Angel with Spectrum Snake! 7,500 damage, plus two round’s worth of burning for 2,500 damage! It switches to Green! The Kabutops Horde join in for an extra 5,000 damage! The Flaming Flying car creates hot smoke and delivers it unto the Kanto Starters, dealing 2,000 damage and blinding them!

The Terror Creeper senses something odd about trying to hit another Creeper with a supercharged attack, and instead slams the Johto starters for a minicritted 15,000 damage! The Terror Zombie is too blind to do anything and slams a tree instead! The Terror Skeleton uses Dead Shuffle, creating a portal to the most dark and eldritch corner in limbo-Mr. Bone’s Disco Parlor! Everyone knows nothing is deader than Disco, making it the hottest thing in the land of the dead, and very much the most horrible thing in the land of the living! Mr. Bones, tired of commanding the Skeletal armies for the Skeleton wars, is here to groove some of his day’s pains away, but then notices your gargantuan battle and cannot help but feel, in the bottom of his marrow, some form of empathy. He proceeds to bless the Dring Duo with good calcium and a song from his War Trumpet, giving them minicrits for this round and the next! The Grim Patrons stand ready to guard the Mole Machine, but as it’s their first turn out nothing comes out of it…

Every other AZ on the field not mentioned already, including Richard, immediately charges the Colegmerate to end this boss fight, but UserZero blocks them all with a massive wall of Bedrock, sending them backwards! She quickly +2s all her PZ allies, and chants under her breath, increasing the maximum life of the Colegmerate…Except, this barely does anything for it, as the only part alive to receive this in full is the Brain! She’ll be attempting to block attacks against the Colegmerate next round as well, but trying to guard herself and another target might get tricky, so it should still be possible to damage the Colegmerate without going too crazy. She then slams the Doppelganger for 30,000 damage!

The Starters evolve for the final time! The Kanto Starters are blinded by the Smoke! The Johto starters take revenge by the closest proxy reasonable and attack the Splattershot Inlking for 10,000 damage! The Angel soars high and shoots a holy arrow into the Terror Skeleton, dealing 4,000 damage!

Ten drones fly into view! They seem to be designated as a CX-Drone. They don't have any combat capabilities whatsoever-no weapons at all-and don't seem to be terribly-well armored...They hover near the Colegmerate but don't do anything, suggesting they're PZ. You can't guess their function, their design seems quite similar to a standard military recon drone (without any weapons if standard military drones don't have those).

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Terrain: Thorny Jungle (+10% Evasion for Grounded units; -5% HP per turn for Grounded Units)

Weather: Clear (no effect)

[N] EXOS: 60,000/60,000 HP. Endergy: 6/20. Double-Action (acts twice in the EoTB). Currently gets 1 Endergy per EoTB. Airborn.

[AZ] Mango Monster: 46,000/65,000 HP. Deals 1 damage but Heals other entities.

[AZ] Splattershot Inkling: 15,250/35,000 HP. Bomb Rush [|||]

[AZ] Splat Charger Inkling: 33,250/35,000 HP. Bomb Rush [|||]

[AZ] Balloon Whelp: 967,250/1,000,000 HP. Inflation = 47.5%. At 200% or 0% Inflation it dies instantly. Gains attack at higher inflation, gains evasiveness at lower Inflation. (current evasion = 20%) Airborn at 150% Inflation. Helium Breath: [||]

[AZ] Doppleganger: 22,250/55,000 HP. Slightly Evasive.

[AZ] Coveknight: 71,250/75,000 HP. Rotates into different passives each round. Color Aura = Green. Beholder's Eye [|||]

[AZ] Dring Duo: Derrick 18,000/20,000 HP; Jeanne: 18,000/20,000 HP; One enrages when the other kicks it. Good Calcium [||]

[AZ] Dome's Forces: Kabutops Horde 950/1,000 x50 HP (5 more come every turn; 3 w/o Dome's Scythe); Dome's Scythe 40,000/40,000 HP (can Influence to reduce attack by 50%); Dark Pulse [|||]. Dome's Scythe is Airborn.

[AZ] Flaming Flying Car: 75,000/75,000 HP. Airborn (duh). Sacrifices HP to attack; can create blinding smoke to blind entities w/o losing HP.

[AZ] Mole Machine: 61,750/65,000 HP. Summons 2 Grim Patrons plus one for every Grim Patron alive. Grim Patrons: 14,250/15,000 x3 HP.

[AZ] Terror Creeper: 50,750/85,000 HP. Can send Minicreepers to stun others; Explodes when at low life. Minicrit ready!

[AZ] Terror Zombie: 88,250/115,000 HP. Guarding Doppelganger, Mango Monster and Splat Charger Inkling. Can inflict Infection on attack. Blinded!

[AZ] Terror Skeleton: 24,750/85,000 HP. Can attack twice; Dead Shuffle: [|||]

[PZ] Kanto Starters: 68,000/100,000 HP. Get stronger over time.

[PZ] Johto Starters: 50,500/100,000 HP. Get stronger over time. Ink Stacks: [|||||]

[PZ] Angel: 25,000/35,000 HP. Airborn. Burning: [||]

[PZ] CX-Drones: 10,000/10,000 HP x10. Noncombat.

[PZ BOSS] The Colegmerate: Brain 98,000/100,000 HP. Skull: 0/180,000 HP. Tentacles: 0/15,000 x0. Maw 0/80,000 HP. Orb 0/80,000 HP; . Aquisition: [|||] Power Cleaning: [||||] Echo of Destruction: [||] Airborn. Being guarded by UserZero!

[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 45/50 HP.

[GM] UserZero: 144/150 HP. Guarding the Colegmerate's brain!

Distance to Yggdrasil: 4765.

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Missed by 4 minutes...

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