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Zero's phone rings, as she exits the base. She picks it up, and a voice comes and informs her that she needs to get to the safe point in order to receive her reward for doing the job well. Upon reaching the area, she will meet with more of The Contact's forces.
The safe point is about 10000 miles away, taking Zero through various harsh environments.
The first 2000 blocks are just ordinary forest. Where invisible invincible creepers spawn at a rate of 100 per second, and their explosive power is godmodding-penetrating.
The second 2000 blocks are ocean. Really BORING ocean. Zero gets really BORED.
4001-6000 is a stretch of desert. Super-slow desert that cancels any and all attempts to speed buff and makes Zero go really slow. All water automatically evaporates(except damaging salt water), rain never comes, and Zero's thirst drains at an extremely fast rate. She's moving at about 0.2 blocks per minute.
The next 2000-block stretch is just a giant stronghold, filled to the brim with standard enemy forces. All of them are wielding Pricey-style guns.
The final 2000-block stretch is a simple plains biome. However, there are 4 villages around, and all of them are under siege for literally forever. Zero must find a way to end the decades-long siege without letting a single villager die, while tons of super-anti-godmodding zombies attack. Alternate!Uzi has reduced powers and cannot be in 2 places at once(that is, can't make clones). She must complete the impossible task of saving all 4 villages. For no reason. She just has to.
Finally, she stands on the safe spot...
To be continued!
From another area far-ish away from the battlefield, some charges begin...
I, being the world's greatest Pokemon trainer, rush to the aid of the Kanto Starters. I tape a bottle of alcohol to Charizard's tail, place several magnifying glasses on Venusaur's back, and pressure amplifiers on Blastoise's water guns. To top it all off, I insert Mega Evolution stones into each Pokemon's body, powering all of them with my Mega Ring and forcing the Pokemon to Mega Evolve, boosting their attack power.
I stare at the Colegmerate intently. So intently, that it turns into latin; Modpackum intente Colegmeratum videt. I then transmit LATIN MEMES directly to the Clegmerate!
The Nearly Incomplete Certainly Extremely Memey with Extra Meme Explosives (Or NICEMEME, for short) 4/20
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Wh()a! N()w this is a fight!
The L()rd cancels the alchemy and tries another.
Glove && Diamond Sword = ???
The L()rd jumps and flies around the tentacles in a seemingly random pattern. When the dust settles, the tentacles on The Colegmerate are tied together in a large knot.
That sh()uld help. But just f()r g()()d luck....
He flies in the air, about 500 blocks high, and drops on the Colegmerate, causing it to hit the ground with enough force to cause a crater.
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
I pull out a Portable Hole and use it on the Skull. Problem solved. There is now a convenient hole.
Also, Tazz, you need to type your posts up in Word or something because there are like ten bajillionty spelling errors.
Also, you consider a nullpost and an actionpost together a doublepost?
...And that somehow makes any actions after invalid?
What?
I confuse UserZero by going on a rant about this for hours and hours.
And correcting her spelling. Incessantly. By literally overriding her keyboard and fixing the spelling.
And while I'm somehow manipulating the keyboard input, I walk her avatar into a gravel-torch trap and break the torch.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Anyhow, I see that Uzi has some sort of weapon. I decide to do something about that. I create a void sphere around the bag, which constantly gets smaller until the weapon is consumed. I also decide to summon some Zombie Internet Pirates to combat the SOPA tank. Since the zombies have no brain, they can't be mind controlled!
6/25 Thunderstorm
7/25 Guardian King
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Please check out my PvP map based around explosions and fire, FireFight!
Sometimes, I wonder why they call mapmakers mapmakers and not cartographers.
DarkSide begins bringing one of his planes in from another dimension. 2/5 ===== Justin begins summoning his pet Zephyr Fish, "Zappy", into this world. 2/7 =======
Nice, alchemies were chosen. Time to make something.
Show me how to use this.
Ok.
DarkSide: Shadowsteel Cutlass && Blood of the Destroyer && Laser Extension = Malice Mk. 1(Lv. ?, 1/?)
Justin: Ice Rod && Soul of a Space Pirate && Comet Frost = Staff of Cometians Mk. 1(Lv. ?, 1/?)
I just stand on UserZero's head. And turn myself to superdense stone. Enjoy your new hat, Uzi...
...until Justin picks me up by the feet and slams me into your face. 'Cause that just happened. No regrets.
I break apart after the impact, but painfully fuse myself back together after.
Ugh... never do that again...
Oh. Sorry.
+1 to Cryptic, +1 to MegaMinEr if they happen to be around.
Also, Tazz, you need to type your posts up in Word or something because there are like ten bajillionty spelling errors.
Also, you consider a nullpost and an actionpost together a doublepost?
...And that somehow makes any actions after invalid?
What?
I confuse UserZero by going on a rant about this for hours and hours.
And correcting her spelling. Incessantly. By literally overriding her keyboard and fixing the spelling.
And while I'm somehow manipulating the keyboard input, I walk her avatar into a gravel-torch trap and break the torch.
I'll respond to this now: I TRIED doing that by putting the whole update in word, but the computer lagged hard enough to make that invalid in the interests of saving time (and this computer rarely lags). As for your actions last round, Well, you only get two actions per turn, and you didn't ACTUALLY null the first post, (remember people: Designate nullposts with /null!) sooooooooo I counted it as your first post, the second was a doublepost and didn't count (even if you did null the first), and the third was above the post count of two (counting you NOT-nulled 1st post), and even if you did null it, it would still be a doublepost so you'd only have one action. Finally, Uzi will not now nor ever give so much as a half of a second's care for misspellings, hence the Colegmerate's name. (the actual blocking will come with the updop).
I pour acid from the Woodfall temple into a vat and mix it with lava from Snowpoint temple, both coming from unknown supplier. I then pour the vile mixture over the skull.
I dont get it: Why are 2 spaced out posts okay, but they are right next to each other and suddenly they are not okay? Seriously, whats the problem with doubleposting anyways?
Bomber realized that, for the moment, he would not be able to do much against UserZero herself. While he was surveying the field, wishing to continue the process of culling any Pro-Zero entities, Richard and UserZero had finished their summons. Richard's were impressive in their own right, a trio of gigantic monsters from Minecraft with enhanced abilities. On UserZero's side was an eldritch monster composed of creepers, befitting the name of "Colegmerate". Its grotesque appearance probably caused some of those with a weaker stomach to empty its contents. As for Bomber, he was rather used to such things, yet still unnerved by the sudden transformation. Such creatures tended to be the norm in Bomber's life. Heck, some of his best clientele looked something like that.
Bomber felt that having 8 tentacles constantly attacking could put some massive strain on the team, so he decided to promptly get rid of them. He opened a small rift that was large enough for his arm to enter and reached in. After rummaging around for a bit, Bomber pulls out a purple spellbook with a pink rune on it. The book allowed the user to cast Demon Scythe, a twisted magic projectile that could cut through most things, save for solid walls. The incantation was rather traditional, written in Latin.
"Ahem, falcatae quoque inferni maxime!"
Suddenly, a swarm of six spinning purple scythes materialized in front of Bomber, aiming for the Colegmerate's tentacles. The scythes started out slow, but quickly gained momentum, speeding toward their target. Each scythe could pierce through soft organic material several times before dissipating. The scythes tore up the tentacles, dealing devastating damage as they sliced and diced the soft flesh. When they had pierced through the tentacles, they disappeared into thin air. The only thing that remained of them were a few illuminated sparks behind.
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JECMQQUWS EMKMTTAP; BEM HTOSMZG GH DZWJ UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
Normally how double posts AND null posts are counted is that they don't add to the total. For instance, if I posted twice in a row, with Null posts attached to both, I've technically posted 0 times that turn. At the very least, that's how Twin did it. You can do it differently.
Also, /null.
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
every self-respecting video game needs a very easy level of simon says: 5/25 5/25
An entity that can never die and can always deal 1 damage no matter what the circumstances? TIME TO MOVE IT INTO MY CARDBOARD BOX FORTRESS FOR RESEARCH.
And thus, I take my first step into the battlefield to take the Invincible Minor Minion out of play.
"Don't panic folks, this is a completely normal researching procedure. The creator of this will be paid and I can assure you they will be paid in..."
*checks watch*
"Somewhere around 5 years and 7 months. It's just business, no harm is attempted to be done."
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What… Is…
I might me able to find a way to kill it, soon… Shenelsky creates hundreds of popcorn machines inside of the Colegmerate's skull. He then creates a golem to assist The Scribe in construction of the alchemiter upgrade.
Or we could do that.
Octuple Compressed Cobblestone || 2 Filled Rune Rocks = Black Hole in a Jar (Level ?: 1/?) Infusion Matrix || Bottle of Ender Air = Ender Matrix (Level ?: 1/?)
The last & first, cause and effect.
The Inscription: 8/15
Strange creatures…
6/10 Memoric Book
1 Demon Blood Shard 1 Raspberry Pi 1 of any book 2 Empty Taglocks 4th Wall 18 Ferropper Bane of Lapis
I end using planar bind to bind an angel to the side of User Zero 3/3.
Then I try to make User Zero the righteous side with some PR and making people understand Richard is fighting User Zero only because he is anti-feminist.
The Contact: Part 6: The Great Escape
Zero's phone rings, as she exits the base. She picks it up, and a voice comes and informs her that she needs to get to the safe point in order to receive her reward for doing the job well. Upon reaching the area, she will meet with more of The Contact's forces.
The safe point is about 10000 miles away, taking Zero through various harsh environments.
The first 2000 blocks are just ordinary forest. Where invisible invincible creepers spawn at a rate of 100 per second, and their explosive power is godmodding-penetrating.
The second 2000 blocks are ocean. Really BORING ocean. Zero gets really BORED.
4001-6000 is a stretch of desert. Super-slow desert that cancels any and all attempts to speed buff and makes Zero go really slow. All water automatically evaporates(except damaging salt water), rain never comes, and Zero's thirst drains at an extremely fast rate. She's moving at about 0.2 blocks per minute.
The next 2000-block stretch is just a giant stronghold, filled to the brim with standard enemy forces. All of them are wielding Pricey-style guns.
The final 2000-block stretch is a simple plains biome. However, there are 4 villages around, and all of them are under siege for literally forever. Zero must find a way to end the decades-long siege without letting a single villager die, while tons of super-anti-godmodding zombies attack. Alternate!Uzi has reduced powers and cannot be in 2 places at once(that is, can't make clones). She must complete the impossible task of saving all 4 villages. For no reason. She just has to.
Finally, she stands on the safe spot...
To be continued!
From another area far-ish away from the battlefield, some charges begin...
???: 1/50
???: 1/50
(Just do 1 +1 per post, right?)
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Last turn's EoTB is up. I would consider editing your actions, as the first boss has arrived, plus there's no update for today.
I, being the world's greatest Pokemon trainer, rush to the aid of the Kanto Starters. I tape a bottle of alcohol to Charizard's tail, place several magnifying glasses on Venusaur's back, and pressure amplifiers on Blastoise's water guns. To top it all off, I insert Mega Evolution stones into each Pokemon's body, powering all of them with my Mega Ring and forcing the Pokemon to Mega Evolve, boosting their attack power.
Asura: 3/50
He scream
I stare at the Colegmerate intently. So intently, that it turns into latin; Modpackum intente Colegmeratum videt. I then transmit LATIN MEMES directly to the Clegmerate!
The Nearly Incomplete Certainly Extremely Memey with Extra Meme Explosives (Or NICEMEME, for short) 4/20
Modpack Arm && Hopebringer parts = ??? 1/??
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Wh()a! N()w this is a fight!
The L()rd cancels the alchemy and tries another.
Glove && Diamond Sword = ???
The L()rd jumps and flies around the tentacles in a seemingly random pattern. When the dust settles, the tentacles on The Colegmerate are tied together in a large knot.
That sh()uld help. But just f()r g()()d luck....
He flies in the air, about 500 blocks high, and drops on the Colegmerate, causing it to hit the ground with enough force to cause a crater.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I pull out a Portable Hole and use it on the Skull. Problem solved. There is now a convenient hole.
Also, Tazz, you need to type your posts up in Word or something because there are like ten bajillionty spelling errors.
Also, you consider a nullpost and an actionpost together a doublepost?
...And that somehow makes any actions after invalid?
What?
I confuse UserZero by going on a rant about this for hours and hours.
And correcting her spelling. Incessantly. By literally overriding her keyboard and fixing the spelling.
And while I'm somehow manipulating the keyboard input, I walk her avatar into a gravel-torch trap and break the torch.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
TALIST! A Homestuck reference! DO SOMETHING!
Anyhow, I see that Uzi has some sort of weapon. I decide to do something about that. I create a void sphere around the bag, which constantly gets smaller until the weapon is consumed. I also decide to summon some Zombie Internet Pirates to combat the SOPA tank. Since the zombies have no brain, they can't be mind controlled!
6/25 Thunderstorm
7/25 Guardian King
Please check out my PvP map based around explosions and fire, FireFight!
Sometimes, I wonder why they call mapmakers mapmakers and not cartographers.
Dragons n' Stuff
Please click!
DarkSide begins bringing one of his planes in from another dimension. 2/5 =====
Justin begins summoning his pet Zephyr Fish, "Zappy", into this world. 2/7 =======
Nice, alchemies were chosen. Time to make something.
Show me how to use this.
Ok.
DarkSide: Shadowsteel Cutlass && Blood of the Destroyer && Laser Extension = Malice Mk. 1(Lv. ?, 1/?)
Justin: Ice Rod && Soul of a Space Pirate && Comet Frost = Staff of Cometians Mk. 1(Lv. ?, 1/?)
I just stand on UserZero's head. And turn myself to superdense stone. Enjoy your new hat, Uzi...
...until Justin picks me up by the feet and slams me into your face. 'Cause that just happened. No regrets.
I break apart after the impact, but painfully fuse myself back together after.
Ugh... never do that again...
Oh. Sorry.
+1 to Cryptic, +1 to MegaMinEr if they happen to be around.
I'll respond to this now: I TRIED doing that by putting the whole update in word, but the computer lagged hard enough to make that invalid in the interests of saving time (and this computer rarely lags). As for your actions last round, Well, you only get two actions per turn, and you didn't ACTUALLY null the first post, (remember people: Designate nullposts with /null!) sooooooooo I counted it as your first post, the second was a doublepost and didn't count (even if you did null the first), and the third was above the post count of two (counting you NOT-nulled 1st post), and even if you did null it, it would still be a doublepost so you'd only have one action. Finally, Uzi will not now nor ever give so much as a half of a second's care for misspellings, hence the Colegmerate's name. (the actual blocking will come with the updop).
Sword && Bones= Bonesword 2/?.
I pour acid from the Woodfall temple into a vat and mix it with lava from Snowpoint temple, both coming from unknown supplier. I then pour the vile mixture over the skull.
Come to kspcity! Transportation
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/tra
Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind
I dont get it: Why are 2 spaced out posts okay, but they are right next to each other and suddenly they are not okay? Seriously, whats the problem with doubleposting anyways?
/null
5/25 (Mobile Base)
5/25 (Project "Revelation")
Oh well. he is busy I guess.
Soon in time it will be time to break out THE FUN!
In the meanwhile I may as well help.
Those tentacles look tasty, lets chop them up and see if its edible.
I summon a samurai sword and slice and dice the tentacles into a chunks of tentacle meat.
Doggy's Battery: 6/20 ====================
Mole Machine Inbound: 4/10 ========== (+2 from Richard)
Bolter && Twin-Linking Kit = Twin-Linked Bolter (Level 2: 2/3)
Bomber realized that, for the moment, he would not be able to do much against UserZero herself. While he was surveying the field, wishing to continue the process of culling any Pro-Zero entities, Richard and UserZero had finished their summons. Richard's were impressive in their own right, a trio of gigantic monsters from Minecraft with enhanced abilities. On UserZero's side was an eldritch monster composed of creepers, befitting the name of "Colegmerate". Its grotesque appearance probably caused some of those with a weaker stomach to empty its contents. As for Bomber, he was rather used to such things, yet still unnerved by the sudden transformation. Such creatures tended to be the norm in Bomber's life. Heck, some of his best clientele looked something like that.
Bomber felt that having 8 tentacles constantly attacking could put some massive strain on the team, so he decided to promptly get rid of them. He opened a small rift that was large enough for his arm to enter and reached in. After rummaging around for a bit, Bomber pulls out a purple spellbook with a pink rune on it. The book allowed the user to cast Demon Scythe, a twisted magic projectile that could cut through most things, save for solid walls. The incantation was rather traditional, written in Latin.
"Ahem, falcatae quoque inferni maxime!"
Suddenly, a swarm of six spinning purple scythes materialized in front of Bomber, aiming for the Colegmerate's tentacles. The scythes started out slow, but quickly gained momentum, speeding toward their target. Each scythe could pierce through soft organic material several times before dissipating. The scythes tore up the tentacles, dealing devastating damage as they sliced and diced the soft flesh. When they had pierced through the tentacles, they disappeared into thin air. The only thing that remained of them were a few illuminated sparks behind.
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
Normally how double posts AND null posts are counted is that they don't add to the total. For instance, if I posted twice in a row, with Null posts attached to both, I've technically posted 0 times that turn. At the very least, that's how Twin did it. You can do it differently.
Also, /null.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Kanohi Hau Nuva: 6/25
Skarmory: 6/25
Thermal Scanner && X-Ray visor: 2/2 I make the enhanced scan visor.
Regeneration Powder && Sitrus berry: 1/2 (Sitrus berries have natural health-restoring properties, for those of you who aren't familiar with Pokémon)
DTG0 Inventory: Radiant Sights, Spellweaver, Thunderstruck, Kanohi Hau Nuva
Mask work: Coming Soon!
BIONICLE Antics
every self-respecting video game needs a very easy level of simon says: 5/25 5/25
An entity that can never die and can always deal 1 damage no matter what the circumstances? TIME TO MOVE IT INTO MY CARDBOARD BOX FORTRESS FOR RESEARCH.
And thus, I take my first step into the battlefield to take the Invincible Minor Minion out of play.
"Don't panic folks, this is a completely normal researching procedure. The creator of this will be paid and I can assure you they will be paid in..."
*checks watch*
"Somewhere around 5 years and 7 months. It's just business, no harm is attempted to be done."
What… Is…
I might me able to find a way to kill it, soon…
Shenelsky creates hundreds of popcorn machines inside of the Colegmerate's skull.
He then creates a golem to assist The Scribe in construction of the alchemiter upgrade.
Or we could do that.
9 Iron && 9 Copper = 18 Ferropper Ingots (Level 2: 3/3)
Gem Artifact && Mirror = Bane of Lapis (Level 2: 3/3)
Octuple Compressed Cobblestone || 2 Filled Rune Rocks = Black Hole in a Jar (Level ?: 1/?)
Infusion Matrix || Bottle of Ender Air = Ender Matrix (Level ?: 1/?)
The last & first, cause and effect.
The Inscription: 8/15
Strange creatures…
6/10 Memoric Book
1 Raspberry Pi
1 of any book
2 Empty Taglocks
4th Wall
18 Ferropper
Bane of Lapis
6/25 (Mobile Base)
6/25 (Project "Revelation")
I end using planar bind to bind an angel to the side of User Zero 3/3.
Then I try to make User Zero the righteous side with some PR and making people understand Richard is fighting User Zero only because he is anti-feminist.
I just wait.
??? 4/50[/b]
Elite Swordmaster 4/30[/b]
+1 Nimbleguy +1 Talist
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.