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Oh?
And this creature?
You are obstructing my line of sight.
Disappear.
After a physical analysis of the creature and a bit of x-ray vision Hezetor is capable of perfectly calculate where the brain is.
Hezetor snap his finger, the result is a incredibly small hole (roughly 0,5 cm) in the brain of the Colegmerate, from this hole starts a wave of wind (106 km/h) that moves the brain of the creature toward the skull while destroying most of the grey matter.
Charges
Checking the guide in regard of "Godmodder" and relative 2/3 (It's up to the GM if I found something useful or nothing)
Absorbing energy from my surroundings 2/15
Trone && Flight system =Flying Throne 1/?
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
5/20/2014
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Location:
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Minecraft:
dandeman13
Member Details
Small Base 12/15
Orb of Fire && Orb of Light == Holy Flame 4/4 Complete!
I then combine:
Iron Forge Hammer && Holy Flame == ? 1/?
I then take out my hammer and leap into the sky. As I fall down I slam my hammer down into the Colegmerate's Skull. I then proceed to spin it's head around by whacking it in the head multiple times. This makes it so dizzy that it falls down. I leap out of the way, and slam my hammer into it a couple more times.
Alchemies
Holy Flame: Level 3
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
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Bomber sends the spellbook for Demon Scythe back into his Storage Rift, which closes soon after. The Colegmerate's orb would be the source of a devastating attack. If the monstrosity charged it fully, it would most likely devastate everyone fighting for Richard. Bomber fiddled around in his left coat pocket, grasping for an answer. There he found it. In his pocket was an Imperial Krak Grenade, designed to -- quite literally -- crack open heavily armored tanks, walkers, and bunkers. It should be quite effective against a crystalline structure such as the Colegmerate's orb.
Lifting his arms, with grenade in hand, Bomber levitates himself off the ground and swiftly floats within throwing range of the orb. From there, Bomber pulls the pin and chucks the grenade. Upon impact with the orb's hard surface, the device exploded. The explosion was powerful, yet controlled to not go far beyond the impact site. True to its name and purpose, the gem had a large crack on it from the power of the Krak Grenade. Bomber bared a grin, proud of the blast that had just occurred.
With the Twin-Linked Bolter complete, any of Bomber's attacks that use the Bolter should be about twice as effective.
Bomber begins preparing a new alchemy. Bomber pulls out a gray staff etched with demonic runes down its length. On the fore end is a dark iron depiction of an imp hunched over, its burden being a dull black orb. The staff currently has no power, but Bomber plans to fix that. With a flick of his hand, his three rings of spells materialize around him. He was going to combine the power of his Spell Rings with the staff, infusing them into the orb with the help of the Alchemiter. This way, his spells were more accessible and would potentially be stronger by having a more precise location to be channeled from.
5/50 The Myth, The Legend, The Misspelling +2 from Bomber57
Gluegun && Sburb Logo || Rifle = Homestuck 3/3
HOMESTUCK: A green gun emblazoned with the image of the SBURB logo. Shoots massive green explosions of pure energy rather than glue.
A piece of paper with "Godmoder" written on it && Hammer 1/?
+2 Erelye
I point out that the water [REDACTED FOR SAFETY] writing words into action at the moment is horrible with typos and should doublecheck his updates more often. While Tazz is yelling at me to stop calling him that, I take the stick I hit UserZero with out of my inventory.
Golem: Time for the birth of a legendary weapon.
I quickly run up to Pricey, and shiv him in the heart with the stick.
Golem: I don't actually have any grievances with you right now, I just need someone I don't care about enough to do this to.
I then bind a portion of his soul to the stick, and finish creating the ROLEPLAYBLITERATOR.
Golem: ...I probably won't be using this any time soon.
I then put the Roleplaybliterator back into my inventory and instead turn to the Colegmerate.
Golem: Your name sucks and your mother is terrible at basic spelling, god forbid she ever enter a spelling bee.
I then casually boot up CIQ.exe and plug my laptop into the Source Code of Reality.
Golem: Time to test your limits.CAT IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ - QUESTIONS 1-5
Q1. How many holes in a polo? [ONE] [TWO] [FOUR] [TWELVE]
I note that a polo has 4 holes in it, one for the head, 2 for the arms, and one for the rest of the body. To that end, I put the Colegmerate into a polo. However, the Colegmerate has 8 tentacles, and could really use a polo with more holes in it. I shrug, as I can't really do anything about that. However, I come up with a solution! All I have to do is lower the amount of limbs that the Colegmerate has, and then I can totally fit it into the polo! I then start hacking the Colegmerate's tentacles off with a rusty saw, giving it tetanus and causing it incredible pain.
Q2. Can a match box? [No, but a tin can] [Yes] [No] [Yes, one beat Mike Tyson]
I know deep in my heart that puns are always the proper answer, so I select "No, but a tin can." A tin then pops in, and beats up the Colegmerate with its amazing boxing skills.
I select K.O, and pull out the KO Cannon, hitting the Colegmerate's tentacles with the incredibly painful spring-loaded boxing glove. This pain makes the Colegmerate wish that it could just get beat up by the tin again, so I oblige.
Q4. Click the answer [OUT OF ORDER] [OUT OF ORDER] [OUT OF ORDER] [OUT OF ORDER]
I click the answer. The Colegmerate breathes a sigh of relief since there's clearly no way that I could hurt him with this question, but quickly finds its tentacles getting crushed by an orbital vending machine cannon. The vending machines are all out of order, but I can clearly see the items inside of it. Angered by their inaccessibility, I smash the vending machines open with a crowbar, causing glass to fly everywhere, cutting up the Colegmerate.
Q5. Put your mouse here ->O
I put my mouse on the button, and note that a maze pops up. I realize that there's no way to get to the other side without moving my cursor around the game window, so I do so. Unfortunately, my cursor is somehow connected to the Colegmerate magically, and moving the cursor somehow dragged him straight through several layers of dirt and stone.
I feel like this has satisfactorily damaged the Colegmerate for a single post, so I let up on the assault for now.
A piece of paper with "Godmoder" written on it && Hammer 1/? = Invincihammer (Level -1: 1/-1)
Yeah no way that's getting made.
The ROLEPLAYBLITHERATOR explodes in your face! Your action is completely nulled! Seriously, though, that was extremely rude. Merging souls without permission is not OK!
Going up into the thermosphere, I think to myself, [i]“Just who does she think I am? Does she think I am a punching bag? Seriously, she took 2 damage from a plain stick, and she’s trying to judge me? I must thank her, though. Minecraftia looks lovely from up here. But this view cannot last, and what goes up…”[/i]
I begin to fall, picking up more and more speed. Normally, I’d reach terminal velocity, but Minecraft physics are not real world physics, so I continue to speed up. Eventually, I break the sound barrier, creating a large explosion up in the Mesosphere. As I reach the Troposphere, over 10 miles above Minecraft, I’ve reached Mach 4, meaning that I will land back on the battlefield in about 10 seconds. My clothes by now would have burnt off, but mine are fireproof. And waterproof. And explosionproof. That doesn’t mean that I am not currently engulfed in flames twice my size. I aim myself at the small city that was the hammer I was smacked with, though I prepare to change my direction. And I do! As soon as I see User Zero, or rather, the tiny speck that is in the middle of the raging battle, I steer myself towards her. I hold my fist out, while falling, and prepare to punch the top of her head at about 3400 miles per hour. While engulfed in flames. The flames coalesce into a custom enchantment: Armor Piercing I. This enchantment ignores armor, including armor enchantments, when calculating things such as damage. It is I, like infinity I, because I level means that all armor effects are ignored. The fist is travelling so fast that even the air around it is feeling pain, despite it being physically impossible for it to feel pain in the first place.
Anyone who looks up can see a slowly growing body. It starts as an orange speck, and then becomes slightly larger. I quickly cast illusory magic that makes me disappear from human sight (or sight in general. Basically, I am no longer reflecting light; it just passes through me).
I say something.
Before anyone can hear what I just said, as I am moving much faster than the speed of sound, my enchanted fist makes contact with UserZero. Accompanying the contact is a loud BOOM that takes place a couple of minutes later, as the sounds from my breaking the sound barrier finally reach the battlefield. This is followed by my voice:
[i]“UserZero! You failed physics, didn’t you? What goes up, must come DOWN ON YOUR SKULL!”[/i]
If this cannot target UserZero/she avoids it because she just summoned a boss, then this entire attack hits the Colegmerate's skull, and sends concussive shockwaves into the brain. Though I still do taunt UserZero.
+2 Cobalt
10/20 Maine Cannon
8/25 Elizabeth
A blue door appears out of thin air, and opens. Out walks a teenage girl in blue attire, holding a large book with a whimsical smile on her face. You, the audience, do not know whether to focus on that, her piercing golden eyes, or the GIGANTIC MONSTER standing 50 feet from us. I, since I know what I am going to write, walk up to the girl.
I start the conversation: [i]“You’re late. Erebus has already resurrected.”[/i]
“I know, but I had somewhere I needed to be. And you are…”
[i]“Elizabeth, I’ve talked to you before. Remember the job I spoke about? Well, I have the perfect place for you to be.”[/i]
“You said that you could take me to a place where the power gathering would make the P-1 Climax look like a candle next to the sun.”
[i]“I know, I know. But before we go, do you want to take out the trash, or shall I?”[/i]
The whimsical look on her face hardens. “Erebus is my burden to bear. I took it in his place,” staring at the golden gates, “and I will hold to that promise!”
UserZero puts a Spiny on her head before you impact her. Your enchantment does nothing against the spikes, and you impale yourself on the Spiny's shell, which is not armor. UserZero then tosses you away.
I copy the design of my original trap (the one with leaves and spikes) and dig several of copies across the field. I then grab a set of smoke bombs and begin throwing them around the throughout the battlefield.
And now, for alchemies!
Orb of the Sun && Orb of the Moon = ??? (1/?)
Betty Crocker Fruit Gushers && Can of Shaving Cream = Betty Crocker Barbasol Bomb (1/?)
3/5 Golden Deer.
6/25 Queen Ant. (+1 from Talist, +1 from Ire)
+1 to Ire, +1 to Generic/
UserZero quickly destroys the traps with a Direct Hit!
Phew, we got the answering machine… We need more protections against Bill.
Richard. I need your assistance for this…
I am trying to make a weapon that can hopefully be a huge asset for the Anti-Zero side. But, I need some things from you. It seems as if you have some of the last popcorn on this server, which I will require. And, I will also need a way to link your godmodding powers to this weapon. The design on the weapon itself would anger UserZero, and the only thing preventing it from being destroyed would be a link to a godmodder's power. If you could also find a way to link UserZero's power to it, that would be even better, due to the current higher ranking. If I can finish this, then it will be extremely powerful.
[i]Ford pulls out an amulet…[/i]
I'm pretty sure some auto shop owner stole my other amulet like this…
[i]Shenelsky creates millions of shadow clones of popcorn, as Ford force-feeds UserZero the popcorn with his amulet.[/i]
[i]9 Iron && 9 Copper = 18 Ferropper Ingots (Level 2: 2/3)[/i]
[i] Gem Artifact && Mirror = Bane of Lapis (Level 2: 2/3)[/i]
[i]Shenelsky fills the two rocks with the corresponding liquid pouring from his hands, and compresses the cobblestone into 1 Octuple Compressed Cobblestone.[/i]
[i]The cause and end result, combining in one paragraph…[/i]
The Inscription: 9/15
Godmodder477: You do realize, linking it to her power means she can just take control of it whenever she wants? Godmodder477: Kind of invalidates the point on that much. It would take something...POWERFUL, unrealistically powerful, to make something that prevents a godmodder from exploiting anything with a link to it. Even the most distant. Godmodder477: I'll give you a link and the popcorn, of course. Godmodder477: But, bit of advice. I think I know what you're going to be making. Godmodder477: Is it a [i]popcorn machine[/i]? Godmodder477: Let me be the guy to douse your fire there, n00b. Godmodder477: she has a [i]freaking turret JUST FOR POPCORN. [/i]
Richard points to the side, where,[i] unbelievably[/i], there is, indeed, an Anti-Popcorn Turret, and it is just as bad as the Anti-Chuck Norris Turret ever was. It appears Popcorn Machines count as well. Indeed, as you speak, your compatriot's attempts to shove Uzi's mouth full of popcorn fall flat as the pieces of Popcorn are shredded as they are created.
Godmodder477: It's not really a weakness to her either. I tried already. Godmodder477: She's just doing it to spite me, because I enjoy it. it. Hag.
Richard manages to slip the piece of Popcorn and his Taglock directly into your inventory, averting your evisceration by Turret.
I summon up a couple of smoke machines and throw more smoke bombs across the battlefield. Then, I spread over sized caltrops, sharp stones, spike strips and crowfeet across the ground. Digging a few more holes, I plant several bushes of starthistle and water them with premium EZ-growth formula. The substance works far too well, and after a few minutes the ground is covered in a thick mesh of spiny plants.
Orb of the Sun && Orb of the Moon = ??? (2/?)
Betty Crocker Fruit Gushers && Can of Shaving Cream = Betty Crocker Barbasol Bomb (2/?)
4/5 Golden Deer.
7/25 Queen Ant.
+1 to engie and FINALBATTLE
The voice inside his head again.
" ... *yawn* ... oh, we're here."
"Well, I'm glad you've finally joined us."
" Interdimensional travel creates a large amount of stress on the mental and physical sections of the body. Especially when I'm the one controlling it."
The Jungle is now a Thorny Jungle! -5% HP per turn for grounded units! (-5% Inflation for the Balloon Whelp as well.)
Iter Glass Phial && Right Femur = Bone of the Traveler (3/3) => COMPLETE! I'll let you decide the powers of this one.
[i]Charges[/i]
Project M03-ぼくらの16bit戦争 bokura no 16bit warz (8/15)
Project M02-魔域傲世六階 móyù àoshì lìujiē (18/25) (+2 from FBSN, +1 from K4yne, +1 from Irecreeper)
+1 to TwinBuilder, +1 to Irecreeper
[i]Action[/i]
I pull out a wand. The wand is an elongated regular pentagonal prism, thirty-two centimeters long and made of discolored bladewood petals resembling crystals. I place a wand focus, a glowing sphere with a pentagonal indentation exactly large enough to fit the wand. The sphere seems to be rapidly and erratically changing the wavelength of the light it emits, only straying into the visible range one-tenth of the time. I raise the wand and perform two quick zaps at the Colegmerate's Skull. Several large holes in the Skull are made.
I then twirl the wand around and switch foci to a glowing dodecahedron. Each dodecahedral face is painted with the pattern of a star slightly too large to fit into the face, giving the focus the appearance of a Megaminx. I proceed to zap the wand again at the Skull. The same Megaminx-like patterns appear on the Skull as I manipulate the Skull like a heavily shape-modded Megaminx with my mind.
Next, I switch foci to a green sphere of liquid. On closer inspection, the liquid is contained by a razor-thin yet impenetrable sheet of invisible material. I then zap the wand at the Skull, causing the portion that I zapped to turn into green liquid that appears to be a highly diluted yet deadly form of the radioactive acid that is ever-present in cinema. It melts and irradiates the rest of the Skull.
Bone of the Traveller: A femur bone infused with the powers of travel. This thing basically guarentees safe (or at least, safer) voyages to wherever you need to go as long as you hold it. Also improves speed somewhat and improves the metabolism.
Guess the lesser elementals aren't going to be of much use in any way shape or form if it's going to die in two rounds.
5/10 for the greater earth elemental
7/50 for something absolutely mean
George looks up at the giant creeper-octopus thing after trekking back to the battlefield.
Again.
"Wow, what are the odds? I'm actually prepared for this eventuality."
He pulls out a can of mysteriously acquired Batman brand Eight-Away spray, which deals large amounts of damage to anything associated with the number eight, and thanks to the comparison of the janitor to an OCTOpus, it now counts as something associated with eights (regardless of whether or not it actually has eight tentacles. It's the spirit of the thing, you know?)
He takes out the spray and sprays it at the Colegmerate, then shrugs, pulls out a lighter and rag, turns it into a molotov cocktail and lobs it into the maw where it explodes, dealing a very heavy amount of anti-eight damage.
Well, it would be of more use if they weren't summoned on their own as the only PZ entity on the field...
8,000 damage (what a coincidence!) to the Colegmerate's Maw!
Walker freezes up upon the insertion of the chip, then, beneath the mask, grins.
"THANK YOU, MISS USERZERO."
Beginning full integration of Omega-class Combat Chip...
Integration: 3/40 (+2 from Fseftr)
Beta Phantom 2: 6/10 (+1 from Feathered)
+2 to Fseftr
Time to begin an alchemy!
Budget Plastic Prop Sword || Refined Metal -> I don't even know yet (1/2)
Walker decides to try out some of the new moves. Let's see what the random attack generator comes up with...
I RAISE MY SWORD, CASUALLY SWINGING IT IN ONE HAND. IN THE AIR BEHIND ME, AN IMAGE APPEARS, HIGHLIGHTED BY NEON LINES. ADJUSTING TO A REVERSE GRIP, I CHARGE FORTH AND BRING THE POMMEL DOWN ON THE SPLAT ROLLER INKLING, CRACKING OPEN THEIR HEAD, BEFORE FLIPPING THE SWORD AROUND AND RUNNING THE BLADE DEEP INTO THE CRACK GENERATED BY THE POMMEL STRIKE. THE NEON LINES GENERATED BY THE SWINGING EARLIER FLASH, THEN MIMIC MY ACTION, DRIVING THEMSELVES EVEN FURTHER INTO THE CRACKED-OPEN SKULL OF THE SPLAT ROLLER INKLING, BEFORE BEING REPULSED OUTWARDS. HARD-LIGHT LINES TEAR OPEN THE INKLING'S HEAD, EXPOSING THE SLICED-UP BRAIN FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE, WHICH I THEN REACH OUT AND GRAB, HOLDING WITH ONE HAND, INSPECTING IT. DECIDING THAT IT IS WORTHLESS TO KEEP SUCH AN INSIGNIFICANT AND DAMAGED ITEM, I CRUSH SAID BRAIN INTO PASTE, KICKING ASIDE WHATEVER REMAINS OF THE SPLAT ROLLER INKLING. PROBABLY A HEADLESS CORPSE.
...Holy gorilla. And that's [i]before[/i] figuring out how to use that thing that just got installed in his head.
Beta Phantom 1: If you're still alive at the end of this turn, good for you. Go kill that seaweed now.
Budget Plastic Prop Sword || Refined Metal -> I don't even know yet (Level 1: 1/2)
Yes. Yes indeed.
11,000 damage to the Splat Charger Inkling!...Wait, no, that's the Terror Zombie guarding it. HEERF.
i summon the Shadow Flying Cake.
Shadow Flying Cake
Stops one attack each turn.
If it fails to stop the attack (10% chance) it dies.
Cannot be targeted by anyone.
5/9 Factory
4/10 Spell book (missed 1+)
2+ to below
Shadow Flying Cake summoned! It's getting nerfed to having an additional 1 HP but having fairly high dodge chance, as only one kill method on a 1/10 chance is unreasonable.
SCP-4822-DTG (Wands of the Element-Bender): SCP-4822-DTG consists of two identical wooden wands. Each wand has a square cross-section, 1.5 cm on a side; they are 30 cm long and bands of gold 0.4 cm thick and 1 cm wide, inscribed with small periodic tables on each side, are present 1 cm from each end. SCP-4822-DTG has the capability to instantly transform all atoms of one element within an entity to atoms of another element. All elements from hydrogen to the theoretical element with Z=121 can be resulting elements; any element, including those with irregular Z-values or those that do not conform to standard chemistry, can be used for the transformed element. SCP-4822-DTG appears to have similar properties to SCP-876. It also seems to be able to interface with its user's mind while it is held in the user's hands.
tl;dr: A wand that can transform all of one element in a target to another element.
Project M02-魔域傲世六階 móyù àoshì lìujiē (20/25) (+1 from battlefury)
+2 to FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW
[i]Entity Command[/i]
Virus.DOS.SSR-II will attempt to sacrifice itself to deal massive damage to the Colegmerate first thing in the turn. This is accomplished with a massive code integration of SSR-II into the Colegmerate, before wiping the Colegmerate's brain.
[i]Action[/i]
I pull out SCP-4822-DTG. My first weapon complete, I zap a blast of conversion at the Inklings, turning all the hydrogen in their bodies to plutonium. I proceed to go mad with transmutation power and turn all the carbon in their bodies to gold, all the oxygen in their bodies to ununseptium and all the nitrogen in their bodies to polonium. My work is done.
Well this is completely inordinate all things conisdered. Anime Girl Plague comparisons aside, it's just a computer virus-oh, wait, that would basically be more akin to a code-based being in a code-based world...Which means the 100% incurable plague would probably start spreading. OK, yeah, no. not happening.
SSR-II has been given its orders! It somehow salutes you.
4,000 damage to the Splattershot Inkling and the Terror Zombie!
Kanohi Hau Nuva: 5/25 (This enables the wearer (me) to project a force field around himself and nearby allies)
Skarmory: 5/25 (A steel-and-flying-type Pokémon, notable for its resistance to physical attacks)
laser gun || basic wand Of attacking: 2/2 I make the magic gun.
Thermal Scanner && X-Ray Visor: 1/2
I cast Strength Up on each of the AZ Terrors.
Magic Gun: It's basically a gun that can cast basic offensive spells. This isn't very complicated, but great if you're more familiar with aiming with guns than wands for some reason.
Wand of Magic Missile && Minigun == Magic Missile Minigun 3/3 COMPLETE!
Sword && Coyote’s Tooth == Coyote’s Sword 3/4
MAGIC MISSILE MINIGUN: A minigun that fires infinite magic missiles, as long as it’s provided with magic. Fires at the same rate as the original Minigun, i.e. 4 magic missiles per shot, 10 times per second. Unfortunately, generic magic missiles are rather weak.
Magic Missile Minigun && Laser Machinegun == Homing Laser Minigun 1/?
LASER MACHINEGUN: From Terraria. A high-end magic weapon that spins up and fires a storm of lasers.
Crystal revs up the Magic Missile Minigun and fires a storm of Magic Missiles at one of the Colegmerate's Tentacles, striking it from all sides and contorting it into strange shapes. Following this, Crystal creates a sphere of pure magic in front of him, sticks the Magic Missile Minigun into it, and fires a torrent of Magic Missiles into the sphere. They slowly merge together as the sphere grows, before Crystal reaches out to the merged missile mass inside and gains direct control of it. He dissipates the containing sphere, before directing the mass to trap the tentacle he fired at before. It flows around it, contorting it into pointing directly at him, before Crystal leaves the tentacle to be trapped and begins making modifications to the Magic Missile Gun. He manages to temporarily add a 'Wave Motion Gun' effect, and puts it to good use, pointing the Gun directly along the line of the trapped tentacle, charging it up, and releasing a cascade of magic missiles that tears through the Tentacle's entire length, wracking it with destruction. He ends the attack by flowing the mass of Magic Missiles that he used to trap the Tentacle into the innards of the Tentacle and detonating it in a blast of raw magic, blowing the Tentacle completely apart in a shower of crimson gore.
The Covenant: 15/15 =============== (+1 from Modpack, K4yne, and Cobalt. +4 from Erelye.)
The Abyss: 18/25 ========================= (+1 from Bomber, Modpack and MZ. +2 from Cobalt. +3 from Crystal.)
I +1 Crystal and Erelye.
The Scribe lowers the rod to the ground twelve times, creating twelve burning flames that flicker in the outermost circle of the pattern of light. He then puts away the rod, staring at the creation he made and flipping through his Journal, settling on a page - a page full of information that he created himself, to be used in circumstances such as this. He reads from the Journal, reciting an incantation - but a simple one. [i]"Qui supra, suspice iris, vocem eius cantio. Altum, percutere!"[/i] The candles' flames grow, burning more brightly.
Their embers flicker upwards amongst the sky, creating a holographic image of one of nature's most wondrous creations - a rainbow. A rainbow that, in other worlds, is the sign of a covenant between a higher power and its creations. Here, on this fractal of light, the Scribe will mark his own covenant. The Scribe steps inside the circle, and time stops. The flames of the candles turn into crystalline images of each other, the ground drops away, and the only thing left to stand on are the patterns the Scribe drew in chalk. The sky is replaced with an abyss of many colors, each rapidly fluctuating from one to the next.
Feeling a presence above him, the Scribe looks up. Suspended on a beam of divine light is a large chunk of crystal - crystal that is rapidly fluctuating between every color, just like the abyss around it. It hovers at the middle of the Scribe's circle, and the Scribe immediately understands. He has called himself up to a meeting place - a place where the mortal and the divine can have a chat. Here, the Scribe has asked the divine for help in eliminating the threat of UserZero. They have answered his call. The Scribe grabs the chunk of crystal and appears back in the mortal realm, the chalk dissolving around him, spread across the land by powerful wind. The wind whips the fire of the candles into an uproar, causing it to circle around the outermost circle, trapping the Scribe in a ring of multicolored flame.
The Scribe feels his chunk of crystal tugging itself towards the flame, so he lets go. It is absorbed into the fire, spinning around it just like the ring of fire spins. It shatters into hundreds of pieces, each a different color, each orbiting the flame. Suddenly, the flame stops burning, and there is a shattering noise as the ring of fire turns into a ring of crystal. It hovers in the air and implodes, creating a humanoid figure that lands on the ground. The Scribe grins. His plan worked.
Coveknight [AZ] HP: Whatever HP this charge is powerful enough to give.
It's not pronounced "cove-knight". It's pronounced "cov-eh-knight", with the "cov" being the first syllable of "cover" and the "eh" being the sound you make when you're indifferent. This is a creature made from Covenite, that glowy stuff fueled by rainbows that you saw in DTG2. Here's how it works.
ATTACKS:
Spectrum Slice: Creates a Covenite sword and slices it against an enemy, dealing moderate damage.
Spectrum Spike: Creates a row of Covenite spikes that attack multiple enemies, dealing low damage to all of them.
Spectrum Sight: Blesses an ally with the power of Covenite, causing their next attack and the Coveknight's next attack to minicrit.
Spectrum Snake: Creates a massive Covenite snake that deals high damage to an enemy.
Beholder's Eye: Deals very high damage to an enemy and lets the next three attacks against that enemy minicrit. Three-turn warmup.
PASSIVES:
Blinded by the Light: Immune to all darkness-based attacks.
Colorblind: Immune to all color-based attacks.
Literally Blind: Immune to all light-based attacks. The Coveknight, despite not being able to see, has a heightened awareness of his surroundings.
Color Wheel: Here's the gimmick. Every turn, the Coveknight will switch to having a random Color Aura. Each Color Aura will give it different powers.
COLOR AURAS:
Red: The Coveknight's attack that turn has a 50% chance to minicrit.
Orange: The Coveknight's attack that turn will inflict Burn on its target, with a 25% chance to inflict three turns rather than two.
Yellow: The Coveknight's attack that turn has a 75% chance to miss, but if it hits, it crits.
Green: The Coveknight's attack that turn will inflict Contamination on its target, with a 25% chance to inflict three turns rather than two. Contamination spreads!
Blue: The Coveknight's attack that turn will inflict Frozen on its target, with a 25% chance to inflict two turns rather than one.
Purple: The Coveknight's attack that turn has a 50% chance to hit twice on two separate targets.
White: The Coveknight's attack that turn will heal a random ally for however much damage it dealt.
Black: The Coveknight's attack that turn will steal health from a random ally to deal extra damage to its target.
The Coveknight spawns with a White Aura! It will attack the Beta Phantom!
The insignia of darkness the Scribe created grows intensely, glowing with the absence of light, the paradigm of how light works changing to the Scribe's whims. The Scribe is using an old-fashioned pen, not the one given to him by Nimbleguy, to write on the ground, creating a tapestry of darkness and destruction that is glowing with black light. The tapestry being written on the ground tells a story. A story as old and powerful as the Void. A story of beasts only known by the most scrutinizing of scholars, a story of liquid darkness, a story of chosen ones, and a story of a squid. Not an incident, mind you. A story.
The story is of the Void itself, back when it was forming, back when universes were forming into existence, floating across an endless expanse like wayward bubbles floating across the sky. Back when its inhabitants were not so eldritch and obtuse, and when actual civilizations were being made across its expanse, independent of any pocket dimension. Back then, they worshiped the Secret of the Void and his Few, and powerful Void Artifacts were being created to govern reality. Something else was created alongside them - ink.
This ink wasn't like the ink used today, merely for writing. This ink was more powerful. Concentrated liquid darkness itself. Ink that concealed terrible secrets, terrible powers, the powers to create anything the user desired, the power to decide the fates of others in binding documents. A galactic inkwell was created to be a source of this inky power. But things went awry very quickly. Monsters were created from the ink. Horrible monsters, monsters that could do anything to get what they wanted. They started rampaging across the Void, spreading their corruption everywhere.
To stop them, the greatest minds of the Void had to trap them and seal them off in a pocket dimension, a pocket dimension where the power of ink could be drawn from relatively safely, a pocket dimension where the greatest powers of ink could lie in harmony, a harmony that could easily add any astray travelers to itself and pulverize them into blackness. And it was given a name. A name not to be spoken.
The Scribe finishes creating his tapestry, a wordless story as old as time. He steps back, admiring his creation, and then flips through his Journal again, nodding after a few seconds. He pulls out a candle made of black wax, and then pulls out his metal rod - the one still coated in that rainbow flame. The rod is now warped and twisted, its metal becoming liquid and dripping onto the ground. The Scribe lights the black candle with it, and instantly, the rainbow flame is put out, all of its energy transferring to the candle, which now burns with a large black flame.
Running across the tapestry on the ground, the Scribe puts the black candle in the middle of the pattern he drew. Its flame roars higher and higher, the candle's wax melting downwards and staining the ground black. The Scribe flips open the Journal and reads from it, reciting an incantation: [i]"Absolutus atramento, invoco sempiturnus tenebrae. Videre imperatus, caedo imperatus, oblitero imperatus. Taenarius cercus. Pulso profundum."[/i] The flame skyrockets upwards, creating a jet-black column of chilling heat that spills out onto the tapestry of ink. Fire races up and down the lines of ink the Scribe drew, creating a huge conflagration of darkness. There is a shape vaguely visible inside.
Now that alchemies are a thing, let's start making some! While I was moderating DTG2, I always wanted to try and make my own alchemies. Looks like I'll get my chance here. I'm going to start charging up an upgrade for the Alchemiter as well - an old one, but a good one.
The Clockworks: 1/20 ==================== [DATA ENCRYPTED]
Nimbleguy's Pen && Iron Sword = The Rorschach (1/?)
The[i] suspense! [/i]Coveknight summoned!
Nimbleguy's Pen && Iron Sword = The Rorschach (Level 2: 1/3)
I open a portal facing the Colegmerate. A train comes out of it, and goes into another portal. This portal spits the train out 15 feet away from the Colegmerate, facing him. Then the train enters another portal. While this is going on, I punch the Colegmerate so hard that my fist creates a cavity in his body. That's not going to damage him, but what might is what follows. My fist begins to vibrate, faster and faster, until it creates a sound with the Colegmerate's body as the focal point. This sound?
Whether this annoys him or not, it will certainly distract him from the massive ball of fire on a collision course with his skull.
+2 Irecreeper
14/20 Maine Cannon (+2 from Cobalt, +1 from FeatheredDragon)
9/25 Elizabeth
Elizabeth opens up her book and a blue card floats out, almost as if it was compelled to.
"Thanatos!"
A black and grey being with wings made out of coffins and a sword that makes Sephiroth's sword look short. The skull helmet brings terror into everyone who is still alive.
[i]I, being worried, interrupt her: "Shouldn't we take this outside the Sea of Souls?"[/i]
The look of whimsy returns to her face. "That would take too long. Besides, our first encounter bore much flute. I wish to see what the second encounter will bring."
[i]"Flute?"[/i]
"Flue? Chimneys? Something along those lines at any rate."
During this conversation, Thanatos swings his sword once, and Erebus fades apart in agony.
==Turn 2==
dARKnESS 14/25. (+1 from Twin.)
3/10
+2 to Erelye.
Sword && Coyote’s Tooth == Coyote’s Sword 4/4 COMPLETE!
COYOTE’S SWORD: A sword that has the legendary sharpness of Coyote’s Tooth. It resonates with the laughter of its patron god.
Magic Missile Minigun && Laser Machinegun == Homing Laser Minigun 2/?
Wand && Jar of Praecantatio Essentia == ??? 1/?
==Action==
Crystal grabs Coyote’s Sword, turning it around in his hand for a second. He slices through the ground several times, getting a feel for the blade. After getting accustomed to the sword, he searches for a target. Finding the Colegmerate, he speeds toward it, the sword trailing behind and emitting a stream of mad laughter. Crystal quickly finds that the sword is light enough to be used almost like a knife, and does so, slicing one of the Colegmerate's Tentacles into creeper calamari, followed by summoning a massive pit of boiling oil, battering the pieces he sliced the Tentacle into, and tossing them into the oil to fry. (An especially loud burst of laughter comes from the sword, as though Coyote himself is watching and approves.) In the likely case this ignites the Tentacle pieces and causes them to explode, (They're bits off a GIGANTIC OCTO-CREEPER CONGLOMERATE after all.) he puts up a shield around the pit and funnels the explosion of burning, blistering oil right onto the stump of the Tentacle he sliced the pieces off, searing it to perfect consistency. Crystal picks up the perfectly-cooked Colegmerate Calamari with telekinesis and puts it back into the rough shape of a tentacle, before flash-stepping forward and slicing the mock-tentacle right down the middle with a final swipe of Coyote's Sword. He sheathes it after wiping the oil off it, abruptly cutting off the sword's laughter.
(And yes, I am aware calamari is properly squid, not octopus. I don't care, because I had to use some cooking term to describe that.)
==Entity==
The Doppelganger will attack the Colegmerate's Tentacles.
Wand && Jar of Praecantatio Essentia == Wand of Basic Magics (Level 2: 1/3)
7/50 The Myth, The Legend, The Misspelling +1 from FeatheredDragon
(Ham && Steak) && Gun 1/?
A piece of paper with "Godmoder" written on it && Hammer 2/?
+2 Twin
I crudely draw something vaguely Japanese-looking, and the Ginosaji appears. The Ginosaji will now endlessly hit the Colegmerate with a spoon until they die, and is immortal. I then light the tentacles on fire with Homestuck. After this incredibly lazy attack, I once again pull out my laptop, and keep working on beating the Cat Impossible Quiz.CAT IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ: QUESTIONS 6-10
Q6. √Onion [28] [CARROT] [SHALLOTS] [ᴫ]
I note that shallots are a botanical variety of onions, with which they share culinary uses and taste, though they have slightly milder flavour than the latter. They also release similarly eye-irritating substances. I demonstrate this fact by cutting shallots in front of the Colegmerate's eyes while wearing a gas mask. I then proceed to cut onions in front of the Colegmerate's eyes, and then chop a Mega Onion* in half, which is so incredibly harmful that one needs a gas mask on before handling it. Thankfully, I am wearing a gas mask. *The Mega Onion is in no way shape or form related to any onions that may get this attack disqualified. Nope. Totally not.
Q7. The answer is really big [ANSWER] [REALLY BIG] [∞] [AN ELEPHANT]
I select "An elephant" since infinity is just a high number and not necessarily a big one, and "answer" and "really big" are too obvious. An elephant then falls out of the sky, crushing the Colegmerate beneath its weight.
Q8. SEARCH!
I waggle my mouse around the screen blindly until I find the "YES!" check mark, then click it. Unfortunately, it looks like my mouse was once again controlling the Colegmerate, and it suffers incredible dizziness from my shaking it.
Q9. What was the answer to Question 2? [THAT ONE]->[THAT ONE]->[THAT ONE]<--[THIS ONE]
I realize that this question is kind of hard to do with a single line, and in my frustration shoot the Colegmerate with several arrows. By the way, it was that one. The Colegmerate complains about my inspecificity, but I point out that the answer was literally just in my last post anyways. I then shoot them some more for complaining.
I understand the answer, but not the process of getting there, so I check the wiki to see why the dentures are the right answer. I then understand that it's a pun, and that the pair of dentures "chews food". Realizing this, I wind up an incredibly large pair of chattering teeth, which chews food. Or rather, the Colegmerate. While it's getting chewed up, I close my laptop again.
The Ginosangi's damage is, miserably, zero! UserZero then traps it in an Ichorium Cage.
Full Restore AND Enchanted Bow = Crusader's Crossbow M 3/5
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Mercury tells the Johto Starters to attack the healing seaweed, while feeding them some normal common candies you just buy at a candy store. They're not rare, they're like pennies each. I'd call them common candies, but Pokemon Reborn has ruined that name for me. Anyways... he does that.
I kick the Johto starters in the face, and then submerge them in a pool of acid.
The Mango Monster once again heals anything that needs health.
Ale Popper complete!
I begin Wii U Gamepad && Railgun
Quote: 12/25 (+1 from Cryptic when I forgot to account for his +1, +3 (I think) from Irecreeper
2,000 damage to the Johto Starters!
Ale Popper: Basically the soda popper but with Ale instead. Is basically the same as the Soda Popper, except it now makes its victims drunk. I'm not sure how it works at this point.
Wii U Gamepad && Railgun = Wii Rail U (Level 2, 1/3)
I eye the Colegmerate warily, drawing a Minium Stone from my inventory rather silently. It is time to test the effect of transmutative energies on calcium phosphate, or code alternatives. I disappear and reappear nearer to the beast in a flash of teal. I swiftly calculate the Colegmerate's height compared to the ground, frowning slightly. I offer the ground field a sweeping gaze, before reading the Stone, and drawing forth a Thaumium-Bossed Staff of the Primal. This thing was especially difficult to obtain.
I peer up at the Colegmerate, before propelling myself into the air at absurd speeds aided by psionic ability. I sail upward, muttering under my breath. Sparks of vibrant octarine energy burst from the runes on the staff, the entire thing glowing a deep teal. My eyes flick to the creeperoid beast above, and the ground below frequently. I reach my apex height quickly. However, before I can descend, my Minium Stone bursts into flames, red sparks pluming off of the spherical object. Upon this occurrence, the air beneath my seems to shift and solidify, before forming a one-block-thick dirt platform. I smash the bottom of my staff against the dirt before I strike it, breaking my fall to a manageable amount. I examine my current position, and am pleased to find that I am directly beneath the Colegmerate. This shouldn't be too difficult, considering my only objective is to find the skull. I am quite successful in this regard, locating it almost immediately. I promptly raise my Minium Stone, muttering incantations under my breath, and pulling out a bit of ritual chalk, tossing my staff to the floor of the platform.
Once this task has been completed, I dive to the floor of the platform, and begin scribbling the visage of arcane runes onto the rough transmuted dirt. I attempt to scrawl several symbols far more carefully, their construct seeming far more portentous and… supernal than the hastily-scribbled marks of a simple warlock or witch. I quickly mark the center of the circle with golden chalk, and slide the two types away, standing back slightly. Seemingly satisfied with my handiwork, I toss a block of obsidian and a bit of glowstone dust into the center of the circle, prodding my stave with my foot. I wave my hand, and red smoke puffs from the golden mark at the center of the circle. Instantaneously, a massive dome of pure magic appears, sealing in both the Colegmerate and myself. I promptly leap off of the platform, climbing up the side of the gargantuan Colegmerate to reach the Skull.
When I reach the Skull, I extend the hand still gripping the Minium Stone. With a thought, a small patch of the skull is transmuted to glass. Hah. I peer through the stuff, scrutinizing the brain with a perturbing intensity. I annihilate the Stone, and utilize the energy I obtain from the destruction to further transmute the Skull to glass, extending the size of the weak point. From this point, I proceed to incline my hand, preemptively exuding a thick aura of teal. Sparks of energy leap off the inside of the impenetrable dome, and bolts of gray lightning crackle within. I telekinetically embed the Thaumium-Bossed Staff of the Primal in the dirt platform, filling it with energy from the Rite of Protection as well. This should function. I ball my hand into a fist, and pressure builds in the airtight dome.
Afterward, I wave my hand in a sweeping motion, and an arcing bolt of lightning slams against the Colegmerate, diffusing instantly. My eyes glint with a strange light as I build the pressure up. I manipulate the essence of the area, fusing pure Perditio essentia inherent within the lightning strikes to fuel my power. Pressure builds further, and I disappear in a flash of gray, reappearing outside of the dome. I force the Perditio of the electricity to implode, a massive explosion searing through the dome, raging about with the force of a star.
I watch from outside as the explosions rage, inevitably cracking the glass, and piercing the skull, hopefully damaging the brain irreparably. The unadulterated chaos of the blast serves to cleave apart even the basest of matter within the arcane sphere, my attempt to leave absolutely nothing behind.
Evidently, the circle was shattered in the explosion, seeing as the sphere shatters into a thousand fragments of esoteric energy that fade before they strike the ground, releasing the pressure, the raging explosions abruptly ceasing as their catalyst is obliterated. Tying everything to that staff was an excellent idea. Hah.
I glance at the Kanto Starters menacingly, sifting through my impressively large inventory for some sort of inanimate assailant. Mere moments later, I draw what appears to be a small thaumium cube covered in gears and other mechanisms of various origins. I look the thing over several times, before deeming it satisfactory, and thumbing a minuscule button on the side.
The grinding of gears becomes evident the instant I press the button, the entire mechanism springing into action. Two individual plates of thaumium upon the uppermost face of the cube slide away, revealing a mass of an unknown crystalline substance within. Upon coming into contact with the air, the shards of crystal begin to hiss and vibrate violently, the air cooling around me. This will be quite difficult. I shift the cuboid device in my hand somewhat, the gears now spinning absurdly swiftly, as if attempting to rend a hole in the fabric of reality. Pale violet wisps of ethereal essence leak off of the internal core of the device, the core attempting to spread its influence, likely. I shall grant it that, I suppose.
With a thought, the ethereal wisps of magic spread forth, directly toward the three starters in question. Suddenly, a spike of the crystalline substance bursts from the ground, and pierces directly through the three Pokémon, quite painfully. Regardless, it is more what comes next which ends up wreaking havoc. The surface of the crystal begins to glow with a brilliant deep octarine, pulsating and fluctuating occasionally in hue. Upon this occurrence, the Kanto Starters' forms begin to fade somewhat, the glow of the crystal simultaneously growing in intensity. Essentially, I am attempting to consume the essence of the Starters with the device at hand.
Suddenly, however, the thaumium cube's gears cease spinning. I look at the thing in horror for a moment, before I realize what might occur. Hah. The crystalline spike embedded within the three Starters' fading forms begins to crack and shudder, tendrils of octarine plasmic energy leaking out of every fissure. I wave my other hand, advancing the process. The spike instantaneously explodes.
It is immediately obliterated, and with it, a portion of the three Starters' essences, still connected to the original beings.
This naturally severs the entities' holds on their own essences, the equivalent of tearing a living being's soul to shreds. An inhumane, ear-mutilating shriek fills the air as I proceed to take hold of as much essence as needed, further shredding it. With an esoteric wrench, I separate the two primary fragments; that of the Starters, and that of the device. A physical pull can be felt as I do so. Ethereal essence begins leaking forth, a cascade of intangible energies. I promptly seal the top of the thaumium device. The spinning of the gears slows immensely, before hitting a standstill. I stare at the cube for a few moments, before dropping it to the ground. I crush the thing telekinetically as it descends. Mere moments after it strikes the ground, I crush it under my foot. Eldritch shrieks emanate from beneath the extremity of my limb, before a number of arcane gases pour forth from beneath it. I flashstep away from the box, revealing it is gone.
Of course, a sizable portion of the Starters' essences are vaporized as well.
Void Aspected Silverwood Wand && Crystalline Auram Essentia = The Blank Wand (3/6)
Vial of Ink && Node in a Jar = Inky Node (3/4)
(+2 to Generic)
Furtive Knowledge: 18/20 (+4 from Crystal) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Introduction Therapy: 25/25! (+4 from Generic, +2 from Crystal, and Proof, +1 from Twin) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Introduction Therapy: 25/25. Expended.
I think over the incident with the Tuba several times, before walking over to Richard.
TA: I've been looking over that incident with the… uh… [i]instrument[/i] somewhat. Yeah, that is probably one of the worst phobias I have ever witnessed.
TA: So, I signed you up with a therapist. Me. There's no way out of it, as well. I wouldn't bother trying to escape it.
I then proceed to materialize two chairs, and gesture for Richard to sit. As it turns out, I have a degree in psychiatry.
As such, I attempt to put it to good use. I promptly begin a conversation with Richard about his fear, prompting it with a reassurance that he is not required to tell me where the fear originated from if he does not wish. Obviously, I have placed the two of us in a time lock for the entire duration of the therapy session. The discussion continues for several hours, involving one and a half instances of me pulling out a picture of a tuba and gauging his reaction.
I write several things down on a clipboard, continuing to reassure him that tubas cannot harm him in any way (unless someone attempts to exploit his fear of them to damage him). This continues until I am reasonably certain that Richard is at least somewhat better, testing this with the occasional image of a tuba. Upon determining this, I give Richard my business card (which is literally blank, save my chumhandle, and my titles), shaking his hand, before removing the time lock, and forcing the chairs back to whatever realm I called them from. Excellent.
8,000 damage to the Skull! However, the majority of the electricity you used supercharges the whole Colegmerate, causing it's attack(s) this round to Minicrit and healing back up 4,000 damage, meaning you only dealt 4,000! It looks like it's not totally immune to Electricity, but Minicrits are kind of...Bad.
8,000 damage to the Kanto Starters!
Richard's fear of Tubas is now partially alleviated! You don't learn of what the fear is, but he outed Uzi as being related. Somehow. You're not entirely surprised.
A group of websites and their players prepare a Blackout to get the SOPATank eliminated, not realizing it already got destroyed.
Meanwhile, I summon an Invincible Minor Minion. It is absolutely positively unstoppable and unkillable, but only does 1 damage per turn. Luckily, it can do this damage to a godmodder that has no entities to defend it. It will attack a random entity each round unless a godmodder has no entities defending it, in which case it will attack that godmodder instead.
The Invincible Minor Minion feels exploited by your antics and departs immediately.
Mythic: Maybe I should try doing this a less traditional way?
I generate a massive gravity well above the Johto Starters.
==> Mythic: Have a Flashback
I was in the city that night, or what passed for it. The sun had stopped rising years ago, but we could all tell it was night, it rained every twenty-four hours and ten minutes.
I was part of an expedition into the darkened zone and relight lamps.
Who were the others in my group again...
Alchemy:
Basic Spellbook && Zoology Book = Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts: Level 3, 2/4
I take the possessed Charmander then i burn the Possessed Bulbasaur and electricute the possessed Squirtle (I attack the Kanto Starters that are Pro Zero/[PZ])
??? 3/50
Elite Swordmaster 3/30
Healing Staff + Healing Potion = ??? (1/?)
+1 Twin +1 Talist
5,000 damage to the Kanto Starters! They aren't possessed, though.
Healing Staff + Healing Potion = ERROR! INVALID SYNTAX! Use && (AND) or || (OR)!
Integration: 8/40 (+2 from Fseftr, +2 from UserZero)
Beta Phantom 2: 7/10
+2 to Fseftr
Budget Plastic Prop Sword || Refined Metal -> I don't even know yet (2/2)
Walker obtains whatever the newly-created alchemy happens to be, inspects it for a while, then tests it out by deciding to start hacking away at the Mango Monster, chopping large chunks of mango flesh away piece by piece. There's a slow, methodical precision to how he does so, as if imitating some sort of industrial equipment. Once a sufficient amount of mango pieces have been hacked away, he grins beneath the mask, picks up a piece of mango from the ground, then stabs his sword into the most painful place he can find on the Mango Monster, causing it to scream, which of course requires opening it's mouth. He then rams the piece of mango into the mango monster's mouth, apparently deriving some sort of entertainment from the act, before skewering the Mango Monster on the end of his alchemy sword, winding up, and smashing the poor creature into the hard, unyielding ground, sending mango pieces all over the place.
Budget Plastic Prop Sword || Refined Metal -> I don't even know yet (2/2)
I don't even know yet: This WOULD be your regular iron sword, but the distinction here is it's incredible name. Dat name. 10/10, would Alchemite again. But seriously it's no different from an Iron Sword other than the name.
AA takes out the Special Stardust Dragon Staff and uses it to summon a Special Stardust Dragon minion! It will attack the Fire Minion, or if dead, the Inklings, or if those are dead, the Coveknight.
Duality: 10/25.
Special Stardust Dragon Staff || Prism: Special Stardust Prism (1/2).
Description: A prism that can reflect entities as Special Stardust versions of themselves. It is unclear what this occult majjyk does.
My AI ally, EXOS, arrives! However, because of how the time travel thing works, it lost all power and ended up in the End. I immediately head off the the End to salvage the AI core.
"What happened to you, EXOS?"
"Time travel malfunction. Non-player entities like me attempting to travel through time often suffer dangerous side effects. According to my calculations, the time travel had a 45% chance of intact arrival, a 30% chance of critical damage like this, and a 25% chance of loss of this AI core."
"Well, I doubt you are in condition to help out yet. Luckily, the End should serve as an excellent base of operations, and provide some energy to help you recover strength."
I use my endermancy powers to resurrect the Enderdragon (which had been killed long ago in the war) and its Ender Crystals, and control the Enderdragon and the lesser endermen to have them protect the AI core of EXOS, which I place on the portal below a newly-created dragon egg. I then use endermancy to get the Ender Crystals to focus their energy on the AI Core, causing it to glow with a dim purple light and begin to emit ender particles. This continues for about a minute, until suddenly the dragon egg starts glowing very brightly purple and begins gathering energy at a staggering rate, pulling in more and more energy from the ender crystals as it gains power, before suddenly a massive crack of thunder is heard and everything goes white. When I recover, I find myself back on the battlefield, along with a group of endermen that were also thrown out of the End by whatever happened.
"EXOS, are you there?"
"EXOS, respond."
"EXOS, ANSWER ME!"
"Communications re-established. My systems appear to be charged with some sort of energy from the ender crystals."
"What happened? All I know is that there was an explosion, and I ended up back on the battlefield, along with some endermen."
"It appears that the excessive energy focused on the dragon egg overloaded it and caused the energy to burst outwards into a roiling storm across the background. Analysis indicates that the storm would make it nearly impossible for anything to enter the End, at least until it dissipates."
"Alright. Your system has been bolstered by the Ender Crystals enough to start gathering ender energy, or endergy, on its own. Your AI Core should be able to utilize such energy to useful effect, but it will first need to use the endergy to fabricate the systems needed to be able to pull out any other significant use and gain enough endergy. I have uploaded plans to you to help facilitate this."
Also, the bunch of endermen wander around the battlefield until a random entity looks at them funny, causing the whole group to attack said random entity during the EOTB.
EXOS' newly constructed Endergy Core allows it to harness endergy by gathering it from the environment, or by generating it. It can use the endergy to either upgrade its capabilities, or use it for offensive action (though not very effectively early on). It can perform one active action on each of my posts. As it is not a true entity and is located in an inaccessable area, it cannot be directly attacked. Stats are in the spoiler (PS: How do I add a title to a spoiler?).
EXOS Core: 5/20 endergy
Active Abilities: 3
System Upgrade Lvl 1: Upgrades systems using endergy, allowing EXOS to either gain a new ability or upgrade an existing ability. Cost is equal to the combined level of all current abilities (currently 3).
Void Bolt Lvl 1: Blasts a target on the battlefield with a Void Bolt from the skies,
The End hasn't even been touched by UserZero! The Enderdragon is still flying in the sky and everything! EXOS summoned! UserZero IMMEDIATELY yanks the EXOS core right out of the End (or wherever it's hiding) via pure Godmodding Majjyks and forces it onto the Battlefield.
Richard locks eyes with the Endermen...They back off and run!
Full Restore AND Enchanted Bow = Crusader's Crossbow M 4/5
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Mercury takes the Johto Starters and hugs them tightly, protecting them from the evil AZs, attacking the poor innocent cute pokemans. Some nameless, insignificant, nonplayer AZs feel so bad they take the Johto Starters and heal them up themselves.
7,000 HP to the Johto Starters! No AZ helps you-the Hug is that good.
After doing so, I draw a short blade crafted entirely of fine amber, filled with potential. I can practically taste it. Unfortunately, I am not synesthetic. I also pull out an Entropy Crystal Cluster with a Thaumometer affixed above it via the medium of some small brass struts, placing it a few meters in front of me. This will be hilarious—if it works. I grip the handle of the amber dagger, and saunter over to the cluster.
I take several calculated steps toward the thing, holding the blade out in front of me, directly above the Thaumometer's lens. I peer through both the amber and the glass, and a pleased grin adorns my face. Simply splendiferous. Peering through the fine amber blade drenched in Ignis essentia as well as the lens of the Thaumometer and the Entropy Crystal Cluster, one can see through the world. However, one can also see the greatest sources of the third focus—in this case, Perditio. My eyes widen once I see the [i]absurd[/i] amounts of Entropy-Infused Stone underneath this particular area. I spin the blade around, and cup it in my other hand, making a clean slice. I smear the blood on my hand and my blade upon the top of the Thaumometer, grunting somewhat in acknowledgement of pain.
I promptly raise the bloodstained amber blade above the Thaumometer, and think, quite plainly, of all the Infused Stone beneath this area. Suddenly, the amber shines with light, and shows an image of what I saw. My grin grows somewhat, and I mutter a quick "Noglw'nafh shugg r'luh uaaah." A grinding sound fills the ears of all within a fair distance, the sound of fragile crystal carefully scraping against stone. I raise my empty hand somewhat, covered in my own blood, and hundreds of spires wrought of Entropy Shards burst from the ground, glinting in the light of the surface. The air grows heavy with latent magics, and I look over to the Colegmerate.
I bask in the ancient potency of the crystalline chaos for several seconds, before arcing my hand upwards. The spires emit trace amounts of Perditio vis for a few seconds, before every single one bursts into a shower of crystals, all of which swarm toward me at deadly speeds.
I spin the blade of the amber dagger around once more, waiting as the storm of crystal assembles around me, pulsating with entropic energies so thick and latent, they may as well be heated molasses, pouring upon my body with pure energy. I peer into the amber dagger, only to see a vision of the entropic spires present only moments before. I flick my wrist in the direction of the Colegmerate, and the entire storm of chaos streaks in the direction of the beast, the skull in particular.
The precise arrival of the entropic storm to its target is announced by the almost melodic clinks of crystal shards embedded in the surface of the skull, each attempting to sink into the brain. I twitch the blade upward somewhat, offering the crystals a single command, which the entropic shards carry out the only way they can.
By discharging their energies.
The thousands of entropic crystals discharge their pure Perditio vis into the skull of the Colegmerate, becoming Dull Shards in the process. Hah. I promptly stabilize the volatile storm of entropy with the force of my will, attempting to bury the thing further into the skull (and closer to the brain) before I detonate anything. I can feel the sorcerous energies sinking in, twitching closer to their true target. My triumphant grin from earlier shifts to a stoic face of concentration.
I bury the energies around a meter deeper into the skull, before letting go of the link, and flash-stepping away from the two grounded foci. The resultant blast is so ridiculously powerful, I can feel the heat against my back from my position nearly fifty meters away. The original Entropy Crystal Cluster explodes as well (and with it the Thaumometer), linked to the actual energy.
Evidently, links are valuable. Hah. I slide the bloodstained amber dagger back into my inventory as the entropic explosions raging about upon the skull (and hopefully within the brain) finally subside.
Moments afterward, I glare in the direction of the Beta Phantom once more. This is getting rather tedious. As such, I drag the being directly before me, an aura of gray surrounding me. Yes, this should work. Of course, it is going to be excruciatingly painful, on both ends. Here we go. I squeeze my eyes shut, before opening them once more, the size of my aura growing all the while.
Within moments, I mutter under my breath, and make an occult gesture. Suddenly, dark gray flames burst from my eyes and mouth, complimenting my aura quite a bit. Time seems to run to a standstill for both the Phantom and I. Eldritch whispers pervade the hearing of any within a hundred meters, tearing whatever remains of their sanity, if anything, to shreds. The form of my aura shifts, occasionally letting off plumes of gaseous Nightmare Fuel, accompanied by the occasional flicker of red, green, and amethyst. A tendril of gray energy wraps around the Beta Phantom, the intensity of its power searing away any resistance, along with the Phantom's incorporeality. Hah. A shockwave of pure eldritch force tears non-Euclidean forms into the Phantom, harnessing any emotion it experiences in any way whatsoever to further the damage. I let out an absolutely psychotic roar which vibrates across the field of battle nigh-instantaneously, rending the ears of the particularly unfortunate to paste, and their brains to dust. Seemingly without a thought, the Beta Phantom's soul begins to attempt to remove itself from its body, gravitating towards the sudden source of power.
The Beta Phantom begins to split into a variety of foul shapes with my mere presence near it, warping to unrecognizable proportions.
I incline a hand ever so slightly, and the split fragments of the Phantom break apart fully, burning vacillating red and amethyst afterimages into the corneas of any living beings looking remotely near me. The first fragment begins to expand to sizes rather worrying to those of any stable mental state, before contracting to a reasonable size, held in by the massively-boosted passive psychic aura of the area alone. Of course, that is not rather indicative of my current sanity, so it should be disregarded. Within instants, the other fragments begin to expand and contract as well.
These fragments all accost me in tandem, intending to surprise me with their newfound strength in numbers. A tendril of energy from my aura skewers one, whilst I fire two absolutely monolithic optic blasts of pure gray from my flaming sockets, both of which utterly annihilate the vast majority of the remaining fragments of the Beta Phantom. The blasts remove a sizable portion of land around us as well. Esoteric smoke begins pouring from the impact points. With a sweeping hand wave, the overwhelming majority of other fragments of the Phantom are obliterated, leaving only the fading carcass of the initially skewered fragment, and whatever semblance of life remains in the fragments I annihilated with the wave.
The grass within a twenty-five meter radius around me withers and dies in tandem as I consume the shattered fragments of the Beta Phantom's soul. Pure entropy and decay radiate from my form, taking care of whatever is left of the Beta Phantom without hesitation.
TA: HAH.
I levitate into the air, a raging storm of gray energy whipping around me, my aura blazing with a combination of grimdark, red, green, and amethyst energies. I let out an agonized scream, before a monolithic, vast, formless explosion of gray occurs, tearing apart the withered land around me, and the surrounding thirty blocks, in a manner akin to a heated serrated metal shard through churned milk, fully obliterating the physical remnants of the Beta Phantom, if any existed still. Gray flames roar higher than the blast itself, emanating the muttering of the unknown ceaselessly and unrelentingly.
The blast slowly fades into the air, releasing an absurd amount of Flux Gas into the atmosphere. My form, aura still flickering faintly with the four colors aforementioned, sails to the bottom of the crater, striking it with a muffled thump, just as the aura fades to teal, before disappearing. Weakly, I stand, climbing out of the crater to survey the damage. A bit more than expected. The gray flames, having died down immensely, have been reduced to a small unquenchable flame which has… just leapt onto a random PZ entity, inflicting it with the Cursed Flames debuff for however long you deem fit, Tazz.
I quickly stride away from the crater, my eyes and mouth restored to their initial state. All went as planned, I suppose.
Void Aspected Silverwood Wand && Crystalline Auram Essentia = The Blank Wand (4/6)
Vial of Ink && Node in a Jar = Inky Node (4/4!)
NEW: Ender Pearl || (Liquid Darkness && Amber) && Indigo Flames (1/???) I seriously doubt this will be of adequate level, but it's always a good idea to try.
(+2 to Generic)
Furtive Knowledge: 19/20 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Inky Node: A node that, rather than pouring out Vis, pours out Ink. Not Ink Vis or something like that, just straight-up Ink, straight from the Inky Abyss and all.
8,000 damage to the Skull and 6,000 to the Beta Phantom! The Orb gets the Cursed fire, somehow.
I sneak up behind the Splat Charger Inkling and pour a bucket of water on its head. I cry as my monster person waifu screams in garbled squid-Japanese, the salty tears melting the Inkling's flesh beyond repair. I jab my fingers into my ears, loudly yelling the universal phrase of ignorance to drown out the cries of pain. "LALALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALA YOU AREN'T THE BOSS OF ME". Within just a minute the Inkling lays halfway dead, the water having only burned through a majority of facial tissue.
Asura: 2/50
(Somehow) 8,000 - 2,000 damage to the Terror Zombie!
Red challenges the Kanto Starter to a battle! Red chooses Charizard!
I get smart and build a dirt house around Uzi. This protects Uzi, but has a chance to summon the summon elsewhere!
Red isn't on the update because, well...If you wanted him to be an Entity, you should have actually said that. People have shown up and summoned themselves for a Charged Attack, so I treated Red's appearance as his first action.
Diamond + Gold + Wood + Iron + Stone + Superisword Mould = ERROR! INVALID SYNTAX! Use && (AND) or || (OR)!
Venom Orb + Diamond Sword + Spider Eye = ERROR! INVALID SYNTAX! Use && (AND) or || (OR)!
Yeah, you're not getting your Alchemies at all until you use the proper syntax.
Weird, my precedent action were sucked by a small crack in the continuum.
At least I realized something, this time travellers convention has the "summon battle" as main event, this make the thing a lot more fun.
It's better to make a quick check about this thing called "godmodding".
Hezetor pulls out a little rectangle with written in large and friendly letters DON'T PANIC on its cover.
Well, I doubt that this might help, after all this is not the last edition with perfect adaptation and omega-knowledge, but it might contain some note of a time traveller about "godmodder".
Meanwhile it's better start acquire energy for myself.
Charges
Checking the guide in regard of "Godmodder" and relative 1/3 (It's up to the GM if I found something useful or nothing)
Absorbing energy from my surroundings 1/15
I throw a pebble at UserZero. It bounces off her armor with no repercussions, so I follow up with a snowball. After that lands harmlessly, I up my game to throwing ninjastars! After those get reflected in a totally predictiable way, I decide that I'm going to need to keep upping my game to hit her.
I then rush towards Uzi with a Baseball bat, and swing it at her a few times. I then tech-up to a shortsword, and attempt to remove her various limbs with it. Next out are twin katanas, which I use both in coordinated combos to keep her on her feet, and unprepared for my next weapon, a giant hammer made of slime! I go in for a skull bash, then follow up with a large broadsword swing, using a tactic to destroy armor. I then take a step back, and switch to a barrage of ranged weapons.
First comes a rapid-fire barrage of flintlock rounds, then rounds from a modern pistol. Then, with an AK-47, I attempt to score several headshots before turning to an AUG, which I promptly scope, take a few potshots, then sell to purchase a sawed-off shotgun. I then attempt to slap Uzi across the face with it before pumping the clip into her chest. Then, I attempt to stab the shotgun into her eye sockets, and pull out an AWP, which I manage to no-scope her with a headshot. I then stop using modern firearms and switch it up a little.
Using a scythe-sniper hybrid known as the Crescent Rose, I launch myself toward her, slashing her as I fly by, and constantly taking potshots at every seizable opportunity. I then pull out a Candy Corn Rifle, one of the strongest Terraria guns, and fire it into the air, causing a deadly rain of candy corn to fall from above! While this happens, I pull out an Energy Sword, and force her to engage in a close-range sword fight all while dodging a hail of sugary death! I then suddenly blink away, and charge at Uzi with a motorcycle! I jump off right before it impacts and then pull out a key-chain of a tank! Uzi dismisses it as a joke, until I blast it with a Growth Ray, increasing its size massively! I then jump in, and it's not long before Uzi finds out that said tank is a flying tank.
I then start flying around, raining shells upon Uzi, while constantly summoning clones of myself to do suppressive fire using laser guns and Stake Launchers. After I run out of fuel, I crash the tank straight into Uzi, leap out and call a fighter jet to my position. Now there's missiles, lasers, flying wooden death stakes and other clones driving tanks to take her down. I then fly the jet straight into the sky, and come back down in a rather large spaceship known as the Kestrel. I then fire constant bursts of lasers and fire beams while Uzi struggles to dodge the entire onslaught. And then I decide to take it even further than that.
I then set the Kestrel to auto-pilot, and come back with a whole IMPERIAL STAR DESTROYER. I then fire everything I have at Uzi: lasers, more lasers, turbolasers and ion blasts! I then attempt to land the ship on Uzi. As she avoids being crushed narrowly, she sees a figure hovering next to me; the lesser god; Lord Armor the Bastiodon! After charging up a smite from the combined power of all of his followers, he uses a super powered Flash Cannon, catching Uzi in a massive ray of light and carnage! The area where Uzi once was is now a massive crater. I then decide that things have escalated at an appropriate pace, and stop attacking.
[AZ] HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000 (it's not supposed to die from HP damage. It has a different system to counter act this.)
Inflation: 100%. If this reaches either 200% or 0%, the Balloon Whelp will either pop or just kinda sag. Either way, that kills it instantly. Whenever the Balloon Whelp takes direct damage, that reduces its inflation by (damage taken) / 500. Or, if the attacker uses a sharp implement, the inflation loss is multiplied by 1.5. So it taking 5,000 damage will deflate it by 10% or 15% if the attacker used something like a sword or needle. People can inflate it in a similar manner. Count it as the amount they would have healed / 500.
Its damage is a little below average (about 3,000 per hit). However, for every 20% above 100% inflation, its damage increases by 10%. For every 20% below 100% inflation, its evasion increases by 5%. Counts as airborn while its inflation is above 150% if that matters at all.
Special attack: Helium breath. Can be used once every other turn. Doing so will reduce inflation by 15% to deal 5,000 damage to two enemies and make their voices high pitched and squeaky, meaning nobody can take them seriously anymore. For the next two turns, their damage is reduced by 20%.
The Balloon Whelp uses Helium Breath on both groups of starters. It counts as a flying attack, so it's super effective against bulbasaur and chikorita. Totally.
If I use first person in IC from now on, it's referring to the Veteran. Switch perspective, GO!
Really?
I summon a major minion. Here's what it does...
[N] HP: 10/10. Regenerates 1 HP at the start of every turn. Cannot be damaged by anything anything other than Crusher's minor minion. Cannot be damaged by the minor minion more than once per turn. Cannot attack anything other than Crusher's minor minion. Immune to any of this entity's abilities or text being changed or altered in any way. The major minion and the minor minion hate each other and cannot target anything other than each other as long as both are alive. Damage: -27 quintillion per hit, or 2.90372*10^32714325652 if the target has the word "minor" in its name.
Now that I've done that, I take over where Talist left off and inflate the balloon whelp. Kinda strange first attempt from him though.
Zero's phone rings, as she exits the base. She picks it up, and a voice comes and informs her that she needs to get to the safe point in order to receive her reward for doing the job well. Upon reaching the area, she will meet with more of The Contact's forces.
The safe point is about 10000 miles away, taking Zero through various harsh environments.
The first 2000 blocks are just ordinary forest. Where invisible invincible creepers spawn at a rate of 100 per second, and their explosive power is godmodding-penetrating.
The second 2000 blocks are ocean. Really BORING ocean. Zero gets really BORED.
4001-6000 is a stretch of desert. Super-slow desert that cancels any and all attempts to speed buff and makes Zero go really slow. All water automatically evaporates(except damaging salt water), rain never comes, and Zero's thirst drains at an extremely fast rate. She's moving at about 0.2 blocks per minute.
The next 2000-block stretch is just a giant stronghold, filled to the brim with standard enemy forces. All of them are wielding Pricey-style guns.
The final 2000-block stretch is a simple plains biome. However, there are 4 villages around, and all of them are under siege for literally forever. Zero must find a way to end the decades-long siege without letting a single villager die, while tons of super-anti-godmodding zombies attack. Alternate!Uzi has reduced powers and cannot be in 2 places at once(that is, can't make clones). She must complete the impossible task of saving all 4 villages. For no reason. She just has to.
Finally, she stands on the safe spot...
To be continued!
From another area far-ish away from the battlefield, some charges begin...
???: 1/50
???: 1/50
(Just do 1 +1 per post, right?)
UserZero terrifies everything into submission with presence alone! She's been bored far too mcuh to be bothered by the ocean, and UserZero's godmodding abilities ensure she doesn't need to eat, sleep, drink, or basically follow the rules of the human metabolism at all!
Flaming Flying Car 3/5
Anti-Unoriginality Turret 1/50
======PLOT STARTS HERE======
Noticing the inevitable start of references to works other than DTG on the field, Pokefan decides he's had enough. So Pokefan pulls out what looks like a cell phone, but it's all black. He touches a symbol on the center, and it flashes white for a second, then says in a deep voice,
"Your will shall be done in 50 charges."
He puts it away. The unoriginality in entities in DTG may be too deeply rooted for Pokefan to completely erase, but at least he can start to make people think about adding some creativity to their entities, and that's all that he wants. ======PLOT ENDS HERE======
I, being the world's greatest Pokemon trainer, rush to the aid of the Kanto Starters. I tape a bottle of alcohol to Charizard's tail, place several magnifying glasses on Venusaur's back, and pressure amplifiers on Blastoise's water guns. To top it all off, I insert Mega Evolution stones into each Pokemon's body, powering all of them with my Mega Ring and forcing the Pokemon to Mega Evolve, boosting their attack power.
Asura: 3/50
But the Kanto Starters haven't evolved at all! You fail!
I stare at the Colegmerate intently. So intently, that it turns into latin; Modpackum intente Colegmeratum videt. I then transmit LATIN MEMES directly to the Clegmerate!
The Nearly Incomplete Certainly Extremely Memey with Extra Meme Explosives (Or NICEMEME, for short) 4/20
Modpack Arm && Hopebringer parts = ??? 1/??
The Colegmerate sputters, then starts spewing out a few LATIN MEMES for a minute. Unfortunately, you see no damaging results...
The L()rd jumps and flies around the tentacles in a seemingly random pattern. When the dust settles, the tentacles on The Colegmerate are tied together in a large knot.
That sh()uld help. But just f()r g()()d luck....
He flies in the air, about 500 blocks high, and drops on the Colegmerate, causing it to hit the ground with enough force to cause a crater.
I pull out a Portable Hole and use it on the Skull. Problem solved. There is now a convenient hole.
Also, Tazz, you need to type your posts up in Word or something because there are like ten bajillionty spelling errors.
Also, you consider a nullpost and an actionpost together a doublepost?
...And that somehow makes any actions after invalid?
What?
I confuse UserZero by going on a rant about this for hours and hours.
And correcting her spelling. Incessantly. By literally overriding her keyboard and fixing the spelling.
And while I'm somehow manipulating the keyboard input, I walk her avatar into a gravel-torch trap and break the torch.
The Colegmerate removes the hole quickly! No-one said you couldn't just take it off!
UserZero doesn't care for misspellings, and indeed, if they're being used to drive you into rage, she'll just keep making them as your rage equals her money! (Ragequitting equals a lot more, of course, but rage itself still generates 'dat green).
Anyhow, I see that Uzi has some sort of weapon. I decide to do something about that. I create a void sphere around the bag, which constantly gets smaller until the weapon is consumed. I also decide to summon some Zombie Internet Pirates to combat the SOPA tank. Since the zombies have no brain, they can't be mind controlled!
6/25 Thunderstorm
7/25 Guardian King
What bag? UserZero has an inventory like everyone else!
DarkSide begins bringing one of his planes in from another dimension. 2/5 ===== Justin begins summoning his pet Zephyr Fish, "Zappy", into this world. 2/7 =======
Nice, alchemies were chosen. Time to make something.
Show me how to use this.
Ok.
DarkSide: Shadowsteel Cutlass && Blood of the Destroyer && Laser Extension = Malice Mk. 1(Lv. ?, 1/?)
Justin: Ice Rod && Soul of a Space Pirate && Comet Frost = Staff of Cometians Mk. 1(Lv. ?, 1/?)
I just stand on UserZero's head. And turn myself to superdense stone. Enjoy your new hat, Uzi...
...until Justin picks me up by the feet and slams me into your face. 'Cause that just happened. No regrets.
I break apart after the impact, but painfully fuse myself back together after.
Ugh... never do that again...
Oh. Sorry.
+1 to Cryptic, +1 to MegaMinEr if they happen to be around.
Shadowsteel Cutlass && Blood of the Destroyer && Laser Extension = Malice Mk. 1 (Level 5: 1/6)
Ice Rod && Soul of a Space Pirate && Comet Frost = Staff of Cometians Mk. 1 (Level 5: 1/6)
UserZero does very well enjoy her new hat! You slapping her with it just smears her face, which quickly reforms into its natural position (thank).
I pour acid from the Woodfall temple into a vat and mix it with lava from Snowpoint temple, both coming from unknown supplier. I then pour the vile mixture over the skull.
Soon in time it will be time to break out THE FUN!
In the meanwhile I may as well help.
Those tentacles look tasty, lets chop them up and see if its edible.
I summon a samurai sword and slice and dice the tentacles into a chunks of tentacle meat.
3,000 damage to a Tentacle!
The Colegmerate's Tentacles are absolutely disgusting! They're filled with gunpowder, coated with grime, and you get a shock every time you bite it! True be the masochist who would dine on this!
Bomber realized that, for the moment, he would not be able to do much against UserZero herself. While he was surveying the field, wishing to continue the process of culling any Pro-Zero entities, Richard and UserZero had finished their summons. Richard's were impressive in their own right, a trio of gigantic monsters from Minecraft with enhanced abilities. On UserZero's side was an eldritch monster composed of creepers, befitting the name of "Colegmerate". Its grotesque appearance probably caused some of those with a weaker stomach to empty its contents. As for Bomber, he was rather used to such things, yet still unnerved by the sudden transformation. Such creatures tended to be the norm in Bomber's life. Heck, some of his best clientele looked something like that.
Bomber felt that having 8 tentacles constantly attacking could put some massive strain on the team, so he decided to promptly get rid of them. He opened a small rift that was large enough for his arm to enter and reached in. After rummaging around for a bit, Bomber pulls out a purple spellbook with a pink rune on it. The book allowed the user to cast Demon Scythe, a twisted magic projectile that could cut through most things, save for solid walls. The incantation was rather traditional, written in Latin.
"Ahem, [i]falcatae quoque inferni maxime!"[/i]
Suddenly, a swarm of six spinning purple scythes materialized in front of Bomber, aiming for the Colegmerate's tentacles. The scythes started out slow, but quickly gained momentum, speeding toward their target. Each scythe could pierce through soft organic material several times before dissipating. The scythes tore up the tentacles, dealing devastating damage as they sliced and diced the soft flesh. When they had pierced through the tentacles, they disappeared into thin air. The only thing that remained of them were a few illuminated sparks behind.
Thermal Scanner && X-Ray visor: 2/2 I make the enhanced scan visor.
Regeneration Powder && Sitrus berry: 1/2 (Sitrus berries have natural health-restoring properties, for those of you who aren't familiar with Pokémon)
I test out my magic gun on the Colegmerate. Acid Spray!
Radiant Sights: Basically the Enhanced Scan Visor with a fancy name since you didn't attach one to it immediately. In any case, allows for the use of Thermal Scans and X-Ray vision.
every self-respecting video game needs a very easy level of simon says: 5/25 5/25
An entity that can never die and can always deal 1 damage no matter what the circumstances? TIME TO MOVE IT INTO MY CARDBOARD BOX FORTRESS FOR RESEARCH.
And thus, I take my first step into the battlefield to take the Invincible Minor Minion out of play.
"Don't panic folks, this is a completely normal researching procedure. The creator of this will be paid and I can assure you they will be paid in..."
*checks watch*
"Somewhere around 5 years and 7 months. It's just business, no harm is attempted to be done."
What… Is…
I might me able to find a way to kill it, soon…
[i]Shenelsky creates hundreds of popcorn machines inside of the Colegmerate's skull.[/i]
[i]He then creates a golem to assist The Scribe in construction of the alchemiter upgrade.[/i]
Or we could do that.
[i]Octuple Compressed Cobblestone || 2 Filled Rune Rocks = Black Hole in a Jar (Level ?: 1/?)[/i]
[i]Infusion Matrix || Bottle of Ender Air = Ender Matrix (Level ?: 1/?)[/i]
[i]The last & first, cause and effect.[/i]
The Inscription: 8/15
[i]Strange creatures…[/i]
6/10 Memoric Book
[i]1 Demon Blood Shard[/i]
[i]1 Raspberry Pi[/i]
[i]1 of any book[/i]
[i]2 Empty Taglocks[/i]
[i]4th Wall[/i]
[i]18 Ferropper[/i]
[i]Bane of Lapis[/i]
UserZero reads your minds and incinerates the Popcorn Machines before they can be generated!
18 Ferroper Ingots: They're 18 Ingots of an alloy between Iron and Copper. I have no idea what this is used for, but it's probably useful.
Bane of Lapis: This...Uh, you're probably better off telling me what this does than the other way around, as the best I can offer is protection against magical gems.
Hey, waitaminute, how'd you get a 4th wall? Those aren't exactly small. Or easily replaced. or really movable in any realistic sense whatsoever.
I end using planar bind to bind an angel to the side of User Zero 3/3.
Then I try to make User Zero the righteous side with some PR and making people understand Richard is fighting User Zero only because he is anti-feminist.
Angel summoned!
UserZero stops you! She doesn't want any footage of a fight between her and Richard getting out, or else everyone will be on the Mystery Server, which is basically the opposite of what she wants right now!
Oh?
And this creature?
You are obstructing my line of sight.
Disappear.
After a physical analysis of the creature and a bit of x-ray vision Hezetor is capable of perfectly calculate where the brain is.
Hezetor snap his finger, the result is a incredibly small hole (roughly 0,5 cm) in the brain of the Colegmerate, from this hole starts a wave of wind (106 km/h) that moves the brain of the creature toward the skull while destroying most of the grey matter.
Charges
Checking the guide in regard of "Godmodder" and relative 2/3 (It's up to the GM if I found something useful or nothing)
Absorbing energy from my surroundings 2/15
Trone && Flight system =Flying Throne 1/?
Orb of Fire && Orb of Light == Holy Flame 4/4 Complete!
I then combine:
Iron Forge Hammer && Holy Flame == ? 1/?
I then take out my hammer and leap into the sky. As I fall down I slam my hammer down into the Colegmerate's Skull. I then proceed to spin it's head around by whacking it in the head multiple times. This makes it so dizzy that it falls down. I leap out of the way, and slam my hammer into it a couple more times.
Alchemies
Holy Flame: Level 3
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
5,400 damage to the Skull!
Iron Forge Hammer && Holy Flame = The Forge Stoker (Level 4: 1/5)
Bomber sends the spellbook for Demon Scythe back into his Storage Rift, which closes soon after. The Colegmerate's orb would be the source of a devastating attack. If the monstrosity charged it fully, it would most likely devastate everyone fighting for Richard. Bomber fiddled around in his left coat pocket, grasping for an answer. There he found it. In his pocket was an Imperial Krak Grenade, designed to -- quite literally -- crack open heavily armored tanks, walkers, and bunkers. It should be quite effective against a crystalline structure such as the Colegmerate's orb.
Lifting his arms, with grenade in hand, Bomber levitates himself off the ground and swiftly floats within throwing range of the orb. From there, Bomber pulls the pin and chucks the grenade. Upon impact with the orb's hard surface, the device exploded. The explosion was powerful, yet controlled to not go far beyond the impact site. True to its name and purpose, the gem had a large crack on it from the power of the Krak Grenade. Bomber bared a grin, proud of the blast that had just occurred.
[i]With the Twin-Linked Bolter complete, any of Bomber's attacks that use the Bolter should be about twice as effective.[/i]
Bomber begins preparing a new alchemy. Bomber pulls out a gray staff etched with demonic runes down its length. On the fore end is a dark iron depiction of an imp hunched over, its burden being a dull black orb. The staff currently has no power, but Bomber plans to fix that. With a flick of his hand, his three rings of spells materialize around him. He was going to combine the power of his Spell Rings with the staff, infusing them into the orb with the help of the Alchemiter. This way, his spells were more accessible and would potentially be stronger by having a more precise location to be channeled from.
I use an Ocelot Gun to shoot live cats at the Colegmerate. It's made of creepers, this should have some effect. At the very least, the cats use their claws to scratch at the skull.
"Aw, dey are so adowable!"
"What is? I want to see this 'adowable' thing! When may I begin precipitating?"
+2 InsertGenericUsername
15/20 Maine Cannon
10/25 Elizabeth
15 minutes after the forum began...
"We are not able to go immediately. We need to wait about 15 more posts."
"Aw, but I want to go now! I want to see this place where power is gathering."
"Well, I guess we can go, you just cannot fight yet. First, we need to go to the past. You're going to need to help me with that, my portals only work through space."
"The past? We are already there, aren't we?"
"Oh, I forgot. Time moves backwards, forwards, and stands still here. Makes me wonder how long Mr. Arisato's soul feels it has stayed there. Well, then, just follow me."
After walking through a portal and ending up in a strange, blocky land...
"So this is...Mine-craft? It feels remarkably similar to the Velvet Room. A place where man's hidden potential can be displayed and developed, to change the world in ways unseen by most of the population."
"I...never thought of it like that. Wait here. I have some backstory to set up."
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Dring Duo 6/6 Finished! Ir- err, Entity Time Travelers Derrick and Jeanne arrive? They use special Sonic PensTM and shock Uzi with grapes?
Lord Calzerb 12/25 (+2 from battle fury)
Past me tries to get Uzi with a grape, while a jump out from the bushes and slash away. I also point out that -1 is worse than 0.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
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i have just found out the quote is actually "every self-respecting video game needs a very easy minigame of simon says". The person responsible to lying to me about it has been slapped with an eel. 6/25 6/25
Assuming nobody stopped me returning into the cardboard box fort by trying to capture the everything-piercing immune to everything near negligible minion, I continue my stakeout before waiting for something unique to happen.
The Virus.DOS.SSR-II activates a series of self-detonation sequences and blasts itself into the Colegmerate before exploding in a pulse of volatile coding! 40,000 damage to the Skull!
The Mango Monster heals the only AZ in need of healing, the Splattershot Inkling, which restores it to full, before cherry-tapping the Beta Phantom for 1 damage! The Splattershot Inkling fires into the Beta Phantom, dealing 4,000 damage and finishing it off! -10 Distance to Yggdrasil! The Splat Charger Inkling charges up a shot on the Colegmerate's Skull, and the Splat Bomb planted by that Splat Charger Inlking, which every PZ somehow forgot about and wasn't guarded by the Terror Zombie, explodes in a violent burst of ink, ripping off one of the Colegmerate's Tentacles and dealing 10,000 damage to the Johto Starters, as well as placing 2 stacks of Ink on the Johto Starters (The Tentacle was destroyed, so the Ink doesn't matter). The Balloon Whelp uses HELIUM BREATH on both Starters, losing 15% Inflation but dealing 5,000 damage and reducing their attack power by 20% next round! The Doppelganger rushes headlong into the colegmerate's Tentacles and destroys the weakened one! The Coveknight uses Spectrum Slice on the Kanto Starters (with the Beta Phantom long being dead) for 8,000 damage, but it can't heal any allies because everyone's on full HP! It shifts to a Red Color Aura!
The Terrors mobilize: The Terror Creeper's Minicreeper's harass the Kanto Starters while it makes a massive leap onto the Johto Starters, dealing 12,000 damage! The Terror Zombie takes one of the big Jungle trees, tears it out of the ground, and tosses it at the Orb like a javelin for 10,000 damage! The Terror Skeleton fires upon both the Maw and the Skull for 8,000 damage each!
The Kanto and Johto starters evolve, gaining damage and HP! The Kanto starters are being harassed by the Minicreepers and can't attack! The Johto Starters quickly devour the Healing Seaweed for 5,000 HP! The Angel swoops down on the Splattershot Inkling and deals 4,000 damage!
The Colegmerate roars in pain at all the damage it's taken, but it's clear it's still putting up a fight! Using it's remaining Tentacle, it reaches right over the Terror Zombie and grabs the Mango Monster before unleashing a hideous electric shock that deals 33750 damage to the Mango Monster and the Balloon Whelp, reducing the latter's inflation by 67.5%! The Doppelganger narrowly dodges the onslaught!
Richard deals 10,000 damage to the Orb and Maw, and gives +2 to Irecreeper (muttering something about familiar faces) and Pokefan151! UserZero takes out both of her insane axes and tears into the Terror Skeleton and Creeper for 30,000 damage each! No more holding back the punches, it seems.
Terrain: Jungle (+10% Evasion for Grounded units; -5% HP per turn for Grounded Units)
Weather: Clear (no effect)
[AZ] Mango Monster: 16,250/50,000 HP. Deals 1 damage but Heals other entities.
[AZ] Coveknight: 60,000/60,000 HP. Rotates into different passives each round. Color Aura = Red. Beholder's Eye [|||]
[AZ] Terror Creeper: 40,000/70,000 HP. Can send Minicreepers to stun others; Explodes when at low life. 25% bonus damage this turn.
[AZ] Terror Zombie: 79,000/100,000 HP. Guarding Doppelganger, Mango Monster and Splat Charger Inkling. Can inflict Infection on attack. 25% bonus defense this turn.
[AZ] Terror Skeleton: 40,000/70,000 HP. Can attack twice; Dead Shuffle: [|||]
[PZ] Kanto Starters: 47,000/65,000 HP. Get stronger over time.
[PZ] Johto Starters: 36,500/65,000 HP. Get stronger over time. Action: Attack Healing Seaweed. Ink Stacks: [|||||]
[PZ] Angel: 20,000/20,000 HP. Airborn.
[PZ BOSS] The Colegmerate: Brain 80,000/80,000 HP. Skull 54,100/150,000 HP (blocking Brain). Tentacles 10,000/10,000 HP x1. Maw 24,000/50,000 HP. Orb 22,000/50,000 HP; CURSED FIRE: [||]. Aquisition: [|||] Power Cleaning: [||||] Echo of Destruction: [||] Airborn
14/50 The Myth, The Legend, The Misspelling +2 from FBSN, +4 from Erelye
(Ham && Steak) && Gun Meatshot 2/3
Picture of Godmoder && Picture of Godmodder 1/??
+2 Bomber57
I stab the Colegmerate. I then come in from the slight future and set my laptop back up for...
CAT IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ: QUESTIONS 11-15
Q11. What follows December 2nd? [DECEMBER 3rd] [n] [A QUESTION MARK] [142 DWARVES]
I start getting frustrated at Splapp-me-do's nonsensical logic, and complain that some of these questions are entirely too obtuse. I then shoot the Colegmerate with Homestuck and select "n", since apparently it follows December second. Yeah, this question is stupid. Oh well, not much I can do about it.
Q12. Click the smallest O o . o
I click the dot on the letter i, then squeeze the Colegmerate into a trash compactor. It then gets crushed into a space even smaller than the dot on the i, causing massive pain.
Q13. What sound does a bell make? [Whoop] [F’taang] [Froon] [Blip-blop-bloop-banga-olanga-woof, nubby-frrph 120,000 eckleck-ooo-looo-a scap-babble-de booble wop]
I am about to click "f'taang", since it seems like a totally reasonable answer, when I realize that I actually do have a bell that makes that last sound. I then set up a drinking bird that plays that bell on loop forever, causing great annoyance to the Colegmerate. I then click "f'taang".
Q14. What can you put in a bucket to make it lighter? [Gypsies] [Torch] [A hole] [Canned Laughter]
I debate which meaning of "lighter" is meant, even though I've known the answer, when I give up and decide to just apply ALL THE ANSWERS to the Colegmerate. Suddenly, a bunch of torch-wielding gypsies show up, beating the Colegmerate with both traditional flaming torches and flashlights since some of them are British. They then cut a hole in the Colegmerate's skull, and place a bunch of cans of laughter inside of it. I then remotely open the cans, causing canned laughter to play on repeat in the Colegmerate's head alongside the really annoying bell sound.
Q15. Neigh! Whinny!
I type "HORSE" on the on-screen keyboard. Suddenly, Arquiusprite shows up, and a ... I quickly look up terms for horse groups. A "stud", I guess, of horses shows up, kicking up dirt and kicking in the Colegmerate's skull.
I channel all future charges to jondanger until I say otherwise.
Even though I voted for the Alchemieter I refuse to use it, at least for a while.
I grab a bucket of oil and slather the contents all over a bone, then gently dip the bone into some demonic tar, then place some special salts to let it dry for a little while.
I place it into the ground and use magic to force it, and a fuse, to a location below the [PZ] entities. The fuse has length that can expand and I will continually use magic to move the items below their location when they move. Upon will I can instantly detonate it, I can spend an action to improve the effectiveness/damage of the 'mine' when I detonate it. Being a bone, it cannot be disarmed, but I cannot use it for the first three (3) rounds.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
2/7/2014
Posts:
72
Location:
The Mindscape
Minecraft:
Irecreeper
Member Details
=Turn One=
(20 / 20) A Construction (+2 from K4yne which I forgot to claim AND +2 from Richard) -> Complete!
(5 / 10) Holy Mantle (+2 from FBSN)
Armistyx && Candy Corn = ??? (2/?) (fill this in please, I like having random gear)
+1 to K4yne
+1 to FBSN
=Action=
I finish building a small stone altar on the side of the battlefield. And all that's left to do is add two small stones. With a click, the two stones lock into place, and then everyone realizes what the stones were; a Helix Fossil and a Dome Fossil. A beam of light blasts off into the sky, and a connection is established.
usurperGod [UG] began pestering ancientGumshoe [AG]
And with that, a large portal appears on the battlefield, and one of Lord Dome's massive scythes rip out! It's covered in (maybe) blood and ends with a terrible, broken edge. Dozens of Ebony Pokeballs fly out of said portal, each one summoning a Kabutops to the field!
[AZ] Kabutops Horde
HP: 1,000 (x50)
Attack: Mobs an enemy with their mass numbers (and scythes) for moderate damage.
Passive: Unending. Until every last Kabutops is killed, 5 more spawn in per turn. If Dome's Scythe is dead, this drops to 3.
[AZ] Dome's Scythe
HP: 25,000
Attacks:
Slash: Slashes something for moderate damage. 25% chance to mini-crit.
Influence: Drops the attack of a foe to 50% for 2 turns.
Dark Pulse: Causes 2 random PZ-entity attacks to miss. 3 Turn Charge.
The Splattershot Inkling uses Burst Bomb on the Skull! The Splat Charger Inkling will attempt to aim the Charge Shot towards the Johto Starters! If they're dead, this will target the skull. The Kabutops Horde will mob the Angel by stacking into a tower and swinging at it! Dome's Scythe will use Influence on the deadliest part of the Colegmerate!
I then make like Future!Richard, and replace all of Nulitor's healing splash potions with damaging splash potions!
[1] Rubik's Speed Cube: A 3x3x3 speedcube produced by Rubik's.
[2] Zirconium Manipulation Energies: Energies with the capability of manipulating the element zirconium. There is just enough of it in this container for basic zirconium manipulation.
Permutatio[3] Glass Phial && Blue Matter Gun[4] (1/?)
[3] Permutatio: The Thaumcraft aspect of barter and exchange.
[4] Blue Matter Gun: From Antichamber. The first gun in the game.
Project M02-魔域傲世六階 móyù àoshì lìujiē (22/25) (+1 from Ire)
+2 to Irecreeper
Action
I zap SCP-4822-DTG at the Inklings. They are transformed into solid polonium statues. I shove the polonium statues straight into the Colegmerate's bloodstream, poisoning the Colegmerate with polonium's radiotoxicity!
Integration: 12/40 (+1 from Fseftr, +2 from UserZero)
Beta Phantom 2: 9/10 (+1 from Fseftr)
+2 to Fseftr
I Don't Even Know Yet && Sephiroth's Stupidly Long Sword -> The Very Big Unknown (1/3)
Walker, casually wielding his recently-created I Don't Even Know Yet in his left hand, stares at the Terror Skeleton silently. There's something very unsettling about his expression, not that it can be read properly due to the mask he hides his face behind... then he advances three steps towards the Terror Skeleton, causing it to whimper and back away slightly. Sensing that the creature is vulnerable, he charges, then impales the Terror Skeleton's leg, before rapidly climbing up it, continuing to impale and tear at the Terror Skeleton while doing so, an unnatural bloodlust shining through his goggles. Once he has reached the top of the Terror Skeleton, he laughs, before driving his I Don't Even Know Yet deep into his target's skull, thrashing it about like a demented fish, before giving it a hard kick in the jaw, landing firmly on it's shoulder. Walker then takes his blade and hacks at the Terror Skeleton's jaw, shredding one side of it, following that up by driving his sword down to the hilt into the Terror Skeleton's eye socket, clearly slicing something back there into ribbons. As a semi-coup-de-grace, he gives the Terror Skeleton a swift and hard kick in the jaw, right in the area that he sliced to bits, then spins off of the Terror Skeleton, slashing it between the eyes in the process. He lands hard on both legs, getting up with no difficulty.
I fire my Reserve Shooter at the Angel, and then proceed to attach a choke to it which greatly increases its accuracy. I then quickly switch from and to the Reserve Shooter and fire the rest of my rounds into the Angel.
I pull out an ornate sword and make three quick slashes at the Kanto Starters. It turns out the sword is ornately decorated with HOH SIS emblems and JOJite likenesses. This turns the starters into BulbaSOS, ChahC and SquqS. I then slash the sword straight through all three, dealing massive damage by SuS and JoJ overload!
Hello, I'm eboLag.exe from the Terraria DtG session, but since MCF doesn't allow periods in user names, I had to go with this. I will be Neutral for now.
Out of nowhere, a window appears. On the window is an image of a 2D character. It is wearing an otherwordly armor and holding high-tech guns. Suddenly it comes to life and jumps out of the window, braking it.
Ugh, where am I? And what is going on? What ever it is I should just shoot that huge thing, because you always have to shoot the huge thing first.
He, presses the trigger, but the gun jams and explodes.
Well, how about this?
He takes another gun, but right as he grabs it, it turns into dust.
What the... ?
Suddenly, all his equipment falls apart into dust, except for his hat. He then throw his hat down in disgust, which then also turns to dust. He then puts on a spare hat and throws that down in disgust as well. The spare hat also turns to dust and all the dust blows across the battlefield, blinding a random entity. He then, out of spare hats, does a double-facepalm, triggering the 2 x hatslam + facepalm C-C-Combo, which does absolutely nothing.
Oh?
And this creature?
You are obstructing my line of sight.
Disappear.
After a physical analysis of the creature and a bit of x-ray vision Hezetor is capable of perfectly calculate where the brain is.
Hezetor snap his finger, the result is a incredibly small hole (roughly 0,5 cm) in the brain of the Colegmerate, from this hole starts a wave of wind (106 km/h) that moves the brain of the creature toward the skull while destroying most of the grey matter.
Charges
Checking the guide in regard of "Godmodder" and relative 2/3 (It's up to the GM if I found something useful or nothing)
Absorbing energy from my surroundings 2/15
Trone && Flight system =Flying Throne 1/?
Factory || Portable computer = Portable factory 1/?
Small Base 12/15
Orb of Fire && Orb of Light == Holy Flame 4/4 Complete!
I then combine:
Iron Forge Hammer && Holy Flame == ? 1/?
I then take out my hammer and leap into the sky. As I fall down I slam my hammer down into the Colegmerate's Skull. I then proceed to spin it's head around by whacking it in the head multiple times. This makes it so dizzy that it falls down. I leap out of the way, and slam my hammer into it a couple more times.
Alchemies
Holy Flame: Level 3
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
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Bomber sends the spellbook for Demon Scythe back into his Storage Rift, which closes soon after. The Colegmerate's orb would be the source of a devastating attack. If the monstrosity charged it fully, it would most likely devastate everyone fighting for Richard. Bomber fiddled around in his left coat pocket, grasping for an answer. There he found it. In his pocket was an Imperial Krak Grenade, designed to -- quite literally -- crack open heavily armored tanks, walkers, and bunkers. It should be quite effective against a crystalline structure such as the Colegmerate's orb.
Lifting his arms, with grenade in hand, Bomber levitates himself off the ground and swiftly floats within throwing range of the orb. From there, Bomber pulls the pin and chucks the grenade. Upon impact with the orb's hard surface, the device exploded. The explosion was powerful, yet controlled to not go far beyond the impact site. True to its name and purpose, the gem had a large crack on it from the power of the Krak Grenade. Bomber bared a grin, proud of the blast that had just occurred.
Doggy's Battery: 7/10 ====================
Mole Machine Inbound: 5/10 ==========
+2 to Crystal
Bolter && Twin-Linking Kit = Twin-Linked Bolter (Level 2: 3/3)
Alchemy Complete!
With the Twin-Linked Bolter complete, any of Bomber's attacks that use the Bolter should be about twice as effective.
Bomber begins preparing a new alchemy. Bomber pulls out a gray staff etched with demonic runes down its length. On the fore end is a dark iron depiction of an imp hunched over, its burden being a dull black orb. The staff currently has no power, but Bomber plans to fix that. With a flick of his hand, his three rings of spells materialize around him. He was going to combine the power of his Spell Rings with the staff, infusing them into the orb with the help of the Alchemiter. This way, his spells were more accessible and would potentially be stronger by having a more precise location to be channeled from.
Gargoyle Staff && Bomber's Spell Rings = Empowered Gargoyle Staff
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
A piece of paper with "Godmoder" written on it && Hammer 1/? = Invincihammer (Level -1: 1/-1)
Yeah no way that's getting made.
The ROLEPLAYBLITHERATOR explodes in your face! Your action is completely nulled! Seriously, though, that was extremely rude. Merging souls without permission is not OK!
UserZero puts a Spiny on her head before you impact her. Your enchantment does nothing against the spikes, and you impale yourself on the Spiny's shell, which is not armor. UserZero then tosses you away.
UserZero quickly destroys the traps with a Direct Hit!
Godmodder477: You do realize, linking it to her power means she can just take control of it whenever she wants?
Godmodder477: Kind of invalidates the point on that much. It would take something...POWERFUL, unrealistically powerful, to make something that prevents a godmodder from exploiting anything with a link to it. Even the most distant.
Godmodder477: I'll give you a link and the popcorn, of course.
Godmodder477: But, bit of advice. I think I know what you're going to be making.
Godmodder477: Is it a [i]popcorn machine[/i]?
Godmodder477: Let me be the guy to douse your fire there, n00b.
Godmodder477: she has a [i]freaking turret JUST FOR POPCORN. [/i]
Richard points to the side, where,[i] unbelievably[/i], there is, indeed, an Anti-Popcorn Turret, and it is just as bad as the Anti-Chuck Norris Turret ever was. It appears Popcorn Machines count as well. Indeed, as you speak, your compatriot's attempts to shove Uzi's mouth full of popcorn fall flat as the pieces of Popcorn are shredded as they are created.
Godmodder477: It's not really a weakness to her either. I tried already.
Godmodder477: She's just doing it to spite me, because I enjoy it. it. Hag.
Richard manages to slip the piece of Popcorn and his Taglock directly into your inventory, averting your evisceration by Turret.
The Jungle is now a Thorny Jungle! -5% HP per turn for grounded units! (-5% Inflation for the Balloon Whelp as well.)
6,000 damage to the Johto Starters!
Bone of the Traveller: A femur bone infused with the powers of travel. This thing basically guarentees safe (or at least, safer) voyages to wherever you need to go as long as you hold it. Also improves speed somewhat and improves the metabolism.
10,000 damage to the Colegmerate's Skull!
Rainbow Crystal Staff && Lunar Portal Staff = Prismatic Portal Staff
Phasesaber || Prismatic Portal Staff = Lunar Transport Energy Blade (Level 4: 1/5)
Well, it would be of more use if they weren't summoned on their own as the only PZ entity on the field...
8,000 damage (what a coincidence!) to the Colegmerate's Maw!
Budget Plastic Prop Sword || Refined Metal -> I don't even know yet (Level 1: 1/2)
Yes. Yes indeed.
11,000 damage to the Splat Charger Inkling!...Wait, no, that's the Terror Zombie guarding it. HEERF.
Shadow Flying Cake summoned! It's getting nerfed to having an additional 1 HP but having fairly high dodge chance, as only one kill method on a 1/10 chance is unreasonable.
SCP-2223-1 Poster && SCP-633 Laptop = Anime Girl Computer Virus (Level -1: 1/-1)
Well this is completely inordinate all things conisdered. Anime Girl Plague comparisons aside, it's just a computer virus-oh, wait, that would basically be more akin to a code-based being in a code-based world...Which means the 100% incurable plague would probably start spreading. OK, yeah, no. not happening.
SSR-II has been given its orders! It somehow salutes you.
4,000 damage to the Splattershot Inkling and the Terror Zombie!
The Terror Zombie's defenses are buffed! It'll take 25% less damage this round! Well, assuming it's targeted.
2,000 damage to the Johto Starters!
+500 attack and +1,000 HP to the Doppelganger this turn!
Magic Gun: It's basically a gun that can cast basic offensive spells. This isn't very complicated, but great if you're more familiar with aiming with guns than wands for some reason.
Thermal Scanner && X-Ray Visor = Radiant Sights (Level 1: 1/2)
You attempt to buff the Terrors, but only the Terror creeper gets anything out of it!
Magic Missile Minigun && Laser Machinegun == Homing Laser Minigun (Level 4: 1/5)
Not entirely sure why that would equate to homing lasers, as that weapon doesn't have those properties.
13,400 damage to the tentacles! This destroys one!
The[i] suspense! [/i]Coveknight summoned!
Nimbleguy's Pen && Iron Sword = The Rorschach (Level 2: 1/3)
8,000 damage to the Colegmerate's Skull!
Wand && Jar of Praecantatio Essentia == Wand of Basic Magics (Level 2: 1/3)
10,800 damage to a Tentacle! This destroys one!
It will do as you say.
The Ginosangi's damage is, miserably, zero! UserZero then traps it in an Ichorium Cage.
13,600 damage to a Tentacle! This destroys one!
Ham && Steak = Beefbacon
Beefbacon && Gun = Meatshot (Level 2: 1/3)
1,500 damage to the Johto Starters!
5,000 HP to the Johto Starters!
2,000 damage to the Johto Starters!
Ale Popper: Basically the soda popper but with Ale instead. Is basically the same as the Soda Popper, except it now makes its victims drunk. I'm not sure how it works at this point.
Wii U Gamepad && Railgun = Wii Rail U (Level 2, 1/3)
It will do as you say.
8,000 damage to the Skull! However, the majority of the electricity you used supercharges the whole Colegmerate, causing it's attack(s) this round to Minicrit and healing back up 4,000 damage, meaning you only dealt 4,000! It looks like it's not totally immune to Electricity, but Minicrits are kind of...Bad.
8,000 damage to the Kanto Starters!
Richard's fear of Tubas is now partially alleviated! You don't learn of what the fear is, but he outed Uzi as being related. Somehow. You're not entirely surprised.
The Invincible Minor Minion feels exploited by your antics and departs immediately.
2,000 damage to the Johto Starters!
You keep doing that.
5,000 damage to the Kanto Starters! They aren't possessed, though.
Healing Staff + Healing Potion = ERROR! INVALID SYNTAX! Use && (AND) or || (OR)!
Budget Plastic Prop Sword || Refined Metal -> I don't even know yet (2/2)
I don't even know yet: This WOULD be your regular iron sword, but the distinction here is it's incredible name. Dat name. 10/10, would Alchemite again. But seriously it's no different from an Iron Sword other than the name.
2,000 damage to the Splattershot Inkling!
The End hasn't even been touched by UserZero! The Enderdragon is still flying in the sky and everything! EXOS summoned! UserZero IMMEDIATELY yanks the EXOS core right out of the End (or wherever it's hiding) via pure Godmodding Majjyks and forces it onto the Battlefield.
Richard locks eyes with the Endermen...They back off and run!
Diamond Sword + Golden Frying Pan = ERROR! INVALID SYNTAX! Use && (AND) or || (OR)!
Godmodders can't accept Assists!
7,000 HP to the Johto Starters! No AZ helps you-the Hug is that good.
Sword && Bones = Bonesword (Level 3, 1/4).
Apparently your charged sword is slightly better for Alchemization, for all of it's generic-ness.
No AZ helped the Starters heal! 3,000 damage to the Skull!
Inky Node: A node that, rather than pouring out Vis, pours out Ink. Not Ink Vis or something like that, just straight-up Ink, straight from the Inky Abyss and all.
8,000 damage to the Skull and 6,000 to the Beta Phantom! The Orb gets the Cursed fire, somehow.
(Somehow) 8,000 - 2,000 damage to the Terror Zombie!
THE SUSPENSE.
Red isn't on the update because, well...If you wanted him to be an Entity, you should have actually said that. People have shown up and summoned themselves for a Charged Attack, so I treated Red's appearance as his first action.
Diamond + Gold + Wood + Iron + Stone + Superisword Mould = ERROR! INVALID SYNTAX! Use && (AND) or || (OR)!
Venom Orb + Diamond Sword + Spider Eye = ERROR! INVALID SYNTAX! Use && (AND) or || (OR)!
Yeah, you're not getting your Alchemies at all until you use the proper syntax.
This ought to be interesting.
2 damage! -50 Distance to Yggdrasil!
UserZero counters with a Powerful, Insane, Furious, Inedible, Fearless, Enraged, Unobtainable, Necrotic, Weird, Holy, Flaming, Cheating, In-explainable, Dispicable, Unidentifiable, Stealthy, Spiteful, Random, Diseased, Annoying, Epic, Cool, Rigged, Legendary, Shocking AND Ridiculous counterpunch!
Battle Axe && Bottled Lightning && Malestorm winds = Storm Forged Axe (Level 2, 2/3)
Great Hammer && Bottled Lightning && Seeing Stone = Charged Hammer (Level 2, 2/3)
The Major Minion immediately departs with no Minor Minion to counter it!
It will do as you say.
UserZero terrifies everything into submission with presence alone! She's been bored far too mcuh to be bothered by the ocean, and UserZero's godmodding abilities ensure she doesn't need to eat, sleep, drink, or basically follow the rules of the human metabolism at all!
Hoo boy. Disgunbegud.
2,500 damage!
But the Kanto Starters haven't evolved at all! You fail!
The Colegmerate sputters, then starts spewing out a few LATIN MEMES for a minute. Unfortunately, you see no damaging results...
Glove && Diamond Sword = Diamond Tiger Claws (Level 1: 1/2)
5,000 damage to the Colegmerate! He quickly unties the knots in his tentacles, however, but loses one in the process!
The Colegmerate removes the hole quickly! No-one said you couldn't just take it off!
UserZero doesn't care for misspellings, and indeed, if they're being used to drive you into rage, she'll just keep making them as your rage equals her money! (Ragequitting equals a lot more, of course, but rage itself still generates 'dat green).
What bag? UserZero has an inventory like everyone else!
Shadowsteel Cutlass && Blood of the Destroyer && Laser Extension = Malice Mk. 1 (Level 5: 1/6)
Ice Rod && Soul of a Space Pirate && Comet Frost = Staff of Cometians Mk. 1 (Level 5: 1/6)
UserZero does very well enjoy her new hat! You slapping her with it just smears her face, which quickly reforms into its natural position (thank).
4,000 damage to the Skull!
3,000 damage to a Tentacle!
The Colegmerate's Tentacles are absolutely disgusting! They're filled with gunpowder, coated with grime, and you get a shock every time you bite it! True be the masochist who would dine on this!
12,000 damage to a Tentacle! This destroys one!
Radiant Sights: Basically the Enhanced Scan Visor with a fancy name since you didn't attach one to it immediately. In any case, allows for the use of Thermal Scans and X-Ray vision.
The Minor and Major minions are both gone!
UserZero reads your minds and incinerates the Popcorn Machines before they can be generated!
18 Ferroper Ingots: They're 18 Ingots of an alloy between Iron and Copper. I have no idea what this is used for, but it's probably useful.
Bane of Lapis: This...Uh, you're probably better off telling me what this does than the other way around, as the best I can offer is protection against magical gems.
Hey, waitaminute, how'd you get a 4th wall? Those aren't exactly small. Or easily replaced. or really movable in any realistic sense whatsoever.
Why did I quote this.
Angel summoned!
UserZero stops you! She doesn't want any footage of a fight between her and Richard getting out, or else everyone will be on the Mystery Server, which is basically the opposite of what she wants right now!
You do that.
3,000 damage to the Skull! It appears that the skull is doing a bang-up job of protecting that brain.
Throne && Flight System = Flying Throne (Level 3: 1/4)
Factory || Portable Computer = Portable Factory (Level 4: 1/5)
5,400 damage to the Skull!
Iron Forge Hammer && Holy Flame = The Forge Stoker (Level 4: 1/5)
3,000 damage to the Skull!
The Orb is literally a massive ball of electricity! Regardless, 8,000 damage to the Orb!
Twin-Link Bolter: This is basically two Bolters in one, really. Unfortunately, it's only somewhat more effective due to engineering constraints.
Gargoyle Staff && Bomber's Spell Rings = Empowered Gargoyle Staff (Level 3: 1/4)
I use an Ocelot Gun to shoot live cats at the Colegmerate. It's made of creepers, this should have some effect. At the very least, the cats use their claws to scratch at the skull.
"Aw, dey are so adowable!""What is? I want to see this 'adowable' thing! When may I begin precipitating?"
+2 InsertGenericUsername
15/20 Maine Cannon
10/25 Elizabeth
15 minutes after the forum began...
"We are not able to go immediately. We need to wait about 15 more posts.""Aw, but I want to go now! I want to see this place where power is gathering."
"Well, I guess we can go, you just cannot fight yet. First, we need to go to the past. You're going to need to help me with that, my portals only work through space.""The past? We are already there, aren't we?"
"Oh, I forgot. Time moves backwards, forwards, and stands still here. Makes me wonder how long Mr. Arisato's soul feels it has stayed there. Well, then, just follow me."After walking through a portal and ending up in a strange, blocky land...
"So this is...Mine-craft? It feels remarkably similar to the Velvet Room. A place where man's hidden potential can be displayed and developed, to change the world in ways unseen by most of the population."
"I...never thought of it like that. Wait here. I have some backstory to set up."No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Golden Frying Pan && Diamond Sword =
i hit something random with a frying pan.
6/9 Factory
5/10 Spell book
2+ to whichever n00b grabs it first
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
+2 to jon
DARN!!!!
Diamond && Wood && Stone && Gold && Iron && Superisword Mould = Superisword 1/???
Venom Orb && Linked Sword && Poison Vial = Venomshank 1/???
Dring Duo 6/6 Finished! Ir- err, Entity Time Travelers Derrick and Jeanne arrive? They use special Sonic PensTM and shock Uzi with grapes?
Lord Calzerb 12/25 (+2 from battle fury)
Past me tries to get Uzi with a grape, while a jump out from the bushes and slash away. I also point out that -1 is worse than 0.
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
i have just found out the quote is actually "every self-respecting video game needs a very easy minigame of simon says". The person responsible to lying to me about it has been slapped with an eel. 6/25 6/25
Assuming nobody stopped me returning into the cardboard box fort by trying to capture the everything-piercing immune to everything near negligible minion, I continue my stakeout before waiting for something unique to happen.
/null
...didn't it say that the Terror Zombie was protecting the Splat Charger Inkling?
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
The Virus.DOS.SSR-II activates a series of self-detonation sequences and blasts itself into the Colegmerate before exploding in a pulse of volatile coding! 40,000 damage to the Skull!
The Mango Monster heals the only AZ in need of healing, the Splattershot Inkling, which restores it to full, before cherry-tapping the Beta Phantom for 1 damage! The Splattershot Inkling fires into the Beta Phantom, dealing 4,000 damage and finishing it off! -10 Distance to Yggdrasil! The Splat Charger Inkling charges up a shot on the Colegmerate's Skull, and the Splat Bomb planted by that Splat Charger Inlking, which every PZ somehow forgot about and wasn't guarded by the Terror Zombie, explodes in a violent burst of ink, ripping off one of the Colegmerate's Tentacles and dealing 10,000 damage to the Johto Starters, as well as placing 2 stacks of Ink on the Johto Starters (The Tentacle was destroyed, so the Ink doesn't matter). The Balloon Whelp uses HELIUM BREATH on both Starters, losing 15% Inflation but dealing 5,000 damage and reducing their attack power by 20% next round! The Doppelganger rushes headlong into the colegmerate's Tentacles and destroys the weakened one! The Coveknight uses Spectrum Slice on the Kanto Starters (with the Beta Phantom long being dead) for 8,000 damage, but it can't heal any allies because everyone's on full HP! It shifts to a Red Color Aura!
The Terrors mobilize: The Terror Creeper's Minicreeper's harass the Kanto Starters while it makes a massive leap onto the Johto Starters, dealing 12,000 damage! The Terror Zombie takes one of the big Jungle trees, tears it out of the ground, and tosses it at the Orb like a javelin for 10,000 damage! The Terror Skeleton fires upon both the Maw and the Skull for 8,000 damage each!
The Kanto and Johto starters evolve, gaining damage and HP! The Kanto starters are being harassed by the Minicreepers and can't attack! The Johto Starters quickly devour the Healing Seaweed for 5,000 HP! The Angel swoops down on the Splattershot Inkling and deals 4,000 damage!
The Colegmerate roars in pain at all the damage it's taken, but it's clear it's still putting up a fight! Using it's remaining Tentacle, it reaches right over the Terror Zombie and grabs the Mango Monster before unleashing a hideous electric shock that deals 33750 damage to the Mango Monster and the Balloon Whelp, reducing the latter's inflation by 67.5%! The Doppelganger narrowly dodges the onslaught!
Richard deals 10,000 damage to the Orb and Maw, and gives +2 to Irecreeper (muttering something about familiar faces) and Pokefan151! UserZero takes out both of her insane axes and tears into the Terror Skeleton and Creeper for 30,000 damage each! No more holding back the punches, it seems.
Terrain: Jungle (+10% Evasion for Grounded units; -5% HP per turn for Grounded Units)
Weather: Clear (no effect)
[AZ] Mango Monster: 16,250/50,000 HP. Deals 1 damage but Heals other entities.
[AZ] Splattershot Inkling: 14,000/20,000 HP. Bomb Rush [|||]
[AZ] Splat Charger Inkling: 20,000/20,000 HP. Bomb Rush [|||]
[AZ] Balloon Whelp: 966,250/1,000,000 HP. Inflation = 27.5%. At 200% or 0% Inflation it dies instantly. Gains attack at higher inflation, gains evasiveness at lower Inflation. (current evasion = 30%) Airborn at 150% Inflation. Helium Breath: [||]
[AZ] Doppleganger: 40,000/40,000 HP. Slightly Evasive.
[AZ] Coveknight: 60,000/60,000 HP. Rotates into different passives each round. Color Aura = Red. Beholder's Eye [|||]
[AZ] Terror Creeper: 40,000/70,000 HP. Can send Minicreepers to stun others; Explodes when at low life. 25% bonus damage this turn.
[AZ] Terror Zombie: 79,000/100,000 HP. Guarding Doppelganger, Mango Monster and Splat Charger Inkling. Can inflict Infection on attack. 25% bonus defense this turn.
[AZ] Terror Skeleton: 40,000/70,000 HP. Can attack twice; Dead Shuffle: [|||]
[PZ] Kanto Starters: 47,000/65,000 HP. Get stronger over time.
[PZ] Johto Starters: 36,500/65,000 HP. Get stronger over time. Action: Attack Healing Seaweed. Ink Stacks: [|||||]
[PZ] Angel: 20,000/20,000 HP. Airborn.
[PZ BOSS] The Colegmerate: Brain 80,000/80,000 HP. Skull 54,100/150,000 HP (blocking Brain). Tentacles 10,000/10,000 HP x1. Maw 24,000/50,000 HP. Orb 22,000/50,000 HP; CURSED FIRE: [||]. Aquisition: [|||] Power Cleaning: [||||] Echo of Destruction: [||] Airborn
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 45/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 144/150 HP.
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4765.
12/25 Terrible Tastes
14/50 The Myth, The Legend, The Misspelling +2 from FBSN, +4 from Erelye
(Ham && Steak) && Gun Meatshot 2/3
Picture of Godmoder && Picture of Godmodder 1/??
+2 Bomber57
I stab the Colegmerate. I then come in from the slight future and set my laptop back up for...
Q13. What sound does a bell make? [Whoop] [F’taang] [Froon] [Blip-blop-bloop-banga-olanga-woof, nubby-frrph 120,000 eckleck-ooo-looo-a scap-babble-de booble wop]
I am about to click "f'taang", since it seems like a totally reasonable answer, when I realize that I actually do have a bell that makes that last sound. I then set up a drinking bird that plays that bell on loop forever, causing great annoyance to the Colegmerate. I then click "f'taang".
Q14. What can you put in a bucket to make it lighter? [Gypsies] [Torch] [A hole] [Canned Laughter]
I debate which meaning of "lighter" is meant, even though I've known the answer, when I give up and decide to just apply ALL THE ANSWERS to the Colegmerate. Suddenly, a bunch of torch-wielding gypsies show up, beating the Colegmerate with both traditional flaming torches and flashlights since some of them are British. They then cut a hole in the Colegmerate's skull, and place a bunch of cans of laughter inside of it. I then remotely open the cans, causing canned laughter to play on repeat in the Colegmerate's head alongside the really annoying bell sound.
Q15. Neigh! Whinny!
I type "HORSE" on the on-screen keyboard. Suddenly, Arquiusprite shows up, and a ... I quickly look up terms for horse groups. A "stud", I guess, of horses shows up, kicking up dirt and kicking in the Colegmerate's skull.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I channel all future charges to jondanger until I say otherwise.
Even though I voted for the Alchemieter I refuse to use it, at least for a while.
I grab a bucket of oil and slather the contents all over a bone, then gently dip the bone into some demonic tar, then place some special salts to let it dry for a little while.
I place it into the ground and use magic to force it, and a fuse, to a location below the [PZ] entities. The fuse has length that can expand and I will continually use magic to move the items below their location when they move. Upon will I can instantly detonate it, I can spend an action to improve the effectiveness/damage of the 'mine' when I detonate it. Being a bone, it cannot be disarmed, but I cannot use it for the first three (3) rounds.
Charges:
The Ground: 8/25
There is No Other Way: 5/10
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
I try to heal the PZ boss by throwing thousand of healing potions then making fall a waterfall of healing.
=Turn One=
(20 / 20) A Construction (+2 from K4yne which I forgot to claim AND +2 from Richard) -> Complete!
(5 / 10) Holy Mantle (+2 from FBSN)
Armistyx && Candy Corn = ??? (2/?) (fill this in please, I like having random gear)
+1 to K4yne
+1 to FBSN
=Action=
I finish building a small stone altar on the side of the battlefield. And all that's left to do is add two small stones. With a click, the two stones lock into place, and then everyone realizes what the stones were; a Helix Fossil and a Dome Fossil. A beam of light blasts off into the sky, and a connection is established.
usurperGod [UG] began pestering ancientGumshoe [AG]
UG: ˙pǝʞןɐʇ ǝʌ,ǝʍ ǝɔuıs ǝɯıʇ buoן ˙ʇuɐʌɹǝs ʎɯ 'oןןǝɥ
AG: The Sleuth smiles as a familiar voice is heard. "Hello once again, master."
UG: ˙ʞɹınb buıdʎʇ pɹıǝʍ ʇɐɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ ןןıʇs noʎ pob ɥo
AG: He shrugs. "Shut up, it's unique."
AG: He then gets to what he's been meaning to ask. "Where's Helix?"
UG: ˙ǝןdoǝd ɹǝɥʇo 000'08 ɥʇıʍ ʎǝuɹnoظ ןɐɔıbɐɯ ɐ uo ob oʇ pıʞ ɯopuɐɹ ǝɯos buıɹɐdǝɹd s,ǝɥ ˙ǝןıɥʍɐ ɹoɟ ǝɹǝɥ ǝq ʇ,uoʍ ǝɥ
AG: "Ah."
UG: ˙ɯıɥ oʇ buıuǝʇsıן ɹǝɥʇoq uǝʌǝ noʎ ʎɥʍ ǝɹns ʇou ɯ,ı ˙ʞɐǝʍ sı xıןǝɥ 'sǝpısǝq
UG: ˙ǝpɹoɥ sdoʇnqɐʞ ןןıɯ-ǝɥʇ-ɟo-unɹ 'pɹɐpuɐʇs ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ˙ʇɹoddns ǝɯos ǝpıʌoɹd ןןǝʍ sɐ ʎɐɯ 'ʎɐʍʎuɐ
And with that, a large portal appears on the battlefield, and one of Lord Dome's massive scythes rip out! It's covered in (maybe) blood and ends with a terrible, broken edge. Dozens of Ebony Pokeballs fly out of said portal, each one summoning a Kabutops to the field!
[AZ] Kabutops Horde
HP: 1,000 (x50)
Attack: Mobs an enemy with their mass numbers (and scythes) for moderate damage.
Passive: Unending. Until every last Kabutops is killed, 5 more spawn in per turn. If Dome's Scythe is dead, this drops to 3.
[AZ] Dome's Scythe
HP: 25,000
Attacks:
Slash: Slashes something for moderate damage. 25% chance to mini-crit.
Influence: Drops the attack of a foe to 50% for 2 turns.
Dark Pulse: Causes 2 random PZ-entity attacks to miss. 3 Turn Charge.
The Splattershot Inkling uses Burst Bomb on the Skull! The Splat Charger Inkling will attempt to aim the Charge Shot towards the Johto Starters! If they're dead, this will target the skull. The Kabutops Horde will mob the Angel by stacking into a tower and swinging at it! Dome's Scythe will use Influence on the deadliest part of the Colegmerate!
I then make like Future!Richard, and replace all of Nulitor's healing splash potions with damaging splash potions!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I make the Balloon Whelp go bigger by my Magic Wind (Just not too much)
??? 6/50 +1 from Talist[/b]
Elite Swordmaster 5/30[/b]
Healing Staff && Healing Potion = ??? (1/?) (Just resetted to add Syntax)[/b]
+1 Irecreeper +1 Talist
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Alchemies
Rubik's Speed Cube[1] && Zirconium Container of Zirconium Manipulation Energies[2] = ??? (1/?)
[1] Rubik's Speed Cube: A 3x3x3 speedcube produced by Rubik's.
[2] Zirconium Manipulation Energies: Energies with the capability of manipulating the element zirconium. There is just enough of it in this container for basic zirconium manipulation.
Permutatio[3] Glass Phial && Blue Matter Gun[4] (1/?)
[3] Permutatio: The Thaumcraft aspect of barter and exchange.
[4] Blue Matter Gun: From Antichamber. The first gun in the game.
Charges
Project M03-ぼくらの16bit戦争 bokura no 16bit warz (12/15) (+1 from Ire)
Project M02-魔域傲世六階 móyù àoshì lìujiē (22/25) (+1 from Ire)
+2 to Irecreeper
Action
I zap SCP-4822-DTG at the Inklings. They are transformed into solid polonium statues. I shove the polonium statues straight into the Colegmerate's bloodstream, poisoning the Colegmerate with polonium's radiotoxicity!
Integration: 12/40 (+1 from Fseftr, +2 from UserZero)
Beta Phantom 2: 9/10 (+1 from Fseftr)
+2 to Fseftr
I Don't Even Know Yet && Sephiroth's Stupidly Long Sword -> The Very Big Unknown (1/3)
Walker, casually wielding his recently-created I Don't Even Know Yet in his left hand, stares at the Terror Skeleton silently. There's something very unsettling about his expression, not that it can be read properly due to the mask he hides his face behind... then he advances three steps towards the Terror Skeleton, causing it to whimper and back away slightly. Sensing that the creature is vulnerable, he charges, then impales the Terror Skeleton's leg, before rapidly climbing up it, continuing to impale and tear at the Terror Skeleton while doing so, an unnatural bloodlust shining through his goggles. Once he has reached the top of the Terror Skeleton, he laughs, before driving his I Don't Even Know Yet deep into his target's skull, thrashing it about like a demented fish, before giving it a hard kick in the jaw, landing firmly on it's shoulder. Walker then takes his blade and hacks at the Terror Skeleton's jaw, shredding one side of it, following that up by driving his sword down to the hilt into the Terror Skeleton's eye socket, clearly slicing something back there into ribbons. As a semi-coup-de-grace, he gives the Terror Skeleton a swift and hard kick in the jaw, right in the area that he sliced to bits, then spins off of the Terror Skeleton, slashing it between the eyes in the process. He lands hard on both legs, getting up with no difficulty.
"...HEHEHE..."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Combine Task Force: 4/15
I fire my Reserve Shooter at the Angel, and then proceed to attach a choke to it which greatly increases its accuracy. I then quickly switch from and to the Reserve Shooter and fire the rest of my rounds into the Angel.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Alchemies
Rubik's Speed Cube && Zirconium Container of Zirconium Manipulation Energies = ??? (2/?)
Permutatio Glass Phial && Blue Matter Gun (2/?)
Charges
Project M03-ぼくらの16bit戦争 bokura no 16bit warz (13/15)
Project M02-魔域傲世六階 móyù àoshì lìujiē (23/25)
+2 to Twin
Action - You want the JoJ
I pull out an ornate sword and make three quick slashes at the Kanto Starters. It turns out the sword is ornately decorated with HOH SIS emblems and JOJite likenesses. This turns the starters into BulbaSOS, ChahC and SquqS. I then slash the sword straight through all three, dealing massive damage by SuS and JoJ overload!
Hello, I'm eboLag.exe from the Terraria DtG session, but since MCF doesn't allow periods in user names, I had to go with this. I will be Neutral for now.
Out of nowhere, a window appears. On the window is an image of a 2D character. It is wearing an otherwordly armor and holding high-tech guns. Suddenly it comes to life and jumps out of the window, braking it.
Ugh, where am I? And what is going on? What ever it is I should just shoot that huge thing, because you always have to shoot the huge thing first.
He, presses the trigger, but the gun jams and explodes.
Well, how about this?
He takes another gun, but right as he grabs it, it turns into dust.
What the... ?
Suddenly, all his equipment falls apart into dust, except for his hat. He then throw his hat down in disgust, which then also turns to dust. He then puts on a spare hat and throws that down in disgust as well. The spare hat also turns to dust and all the dust blows across the battlefield, blinding a random entity. He then, out of spare hats, does a double-facepalm, triggering the 2 x hatslam + facepalm C-C-Combo, which does absolutely nothing.
Alchemies:
Clockwork Assault Rifle && Venus Magnums = Clockwork Blasters (1/?)
Umbrella && Bayonet && Rifle = Umbraifle (1/?)
Charges:
The Equilibrium Totem (1/20)
A new hat (1/5)