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Golem: Well, I certaınly should have expected that. Oh well. I mean, at least my actıons didn't backfıre to the poınt of catastrophe.
Golem: Anyways, sans, I thınk ıt would probably stıll be best ıf you stuck ıt out on the Neutral end of thıngs. The Goatstoppers kind of have a boss out on the fıeld, and I'm a bıt worrıed that ıts death mıght hurt you. I mean, I guess that would actually help "my sıde", but a rıdıculous amount of people around here aren't actually too ınvested ın helping Rıchard. Personally, the only reason I'm not Neutral ıs because I want to get thıngs done faster, and I'm not too bıg a fan of Uzı over there.
Golem: Sure, ıt's probably not the greatest ıdea to mentıon thıs, but ıt's not lıke Rıchard's about to kıck me off the factıon.
Golem: But ıf you want to joın them, I suppose I'm okay with ıt. Not that you need my or anyone's approval, really.
Golem: Just... make sure you have a plan going ınto thıs, because the only plan we had going ın was to let Rıchard climb the ranks and kill UserZero.
Golem: There aren't too many paradox-free alternatıves here, really. Though... I suppose ıf we were to kill Richard as he ascended to Omega+, this would all wrap up nicely.
Golem: ....psst, uzı
Golem: can you slıp me some of those curse of lınking bullets
Golem: would really apprecıate ıt.
Golem: Ugh, great. He really dıd ıt. Well, I suppose I'm okay wıth ıt.
Golem: Hey, Crusher.
Golem: If you even *touch* the Imperator...
I pull out the Zeroth Ball and Alchemıcal Symbol, nod towards them, and stuff them away.
Golem: You're going to have a magnıfıcent funeral.
I casually unholster the Amptıtan Rifles, then pıstol-whıp the Dısembodıed Heart, and stuff up all ıts atrıums. The Dısembodıed Heart frantıcally keeps tryıng to pump blood, but ıt faıls, resultıng ın a serıous buıldup of pressure, whıch eventually causes ıt to explode.
...Yeah, first off, I never actually gave him permission to go ahead and use mah stuff in all this here thingamajigs. That's the first thing I have to point out. Secondly... the bathrooms are unisex.
And there's something REALLY off-sounding about using a 30-post charge to cut something that's basically equal with things such as Eternis, the Agents, yadda yadda insert random god entity things that are ridiculously OP and stuff here, in half with a HACKSAW. I know DTG Terraria is a little crazier than most sessions, but... srsly. COME THE HELL ON.
Honestly, the one reason why I'm not expressing more anger at this is that it happened so long ago that I can't really do anything much to retcon it without changing probably a countless many things in the DTGT session lore. And that just makes me angrier. Doubly so since, dammit, he KNEW I would find out some day, surely, so he KNEW this would happen. And he went ahead and did it anyway.
...
Tazz, if you really are GoldenReady, then I am VERY disappointed in you for doing this.
...Yeah, first off, I never actually gave him permission to go ahead and use mah stuff in all this here thingamajigs. That's the first thing I have to point out. Secondly... the bathrooms are unisex.
And there's something REALLY off-sounding about using a 30-post charge to cut something that's basically equal with things such as Eternis, the Agents, yadda yadda insert random god entity things that are ridiculously OP and stuff here, in half with a HACKSAW. I know DTG Terraria is a little crazier than most sessions, but... srsly. COME THE HELL ON.
Honestly, the one reason why I'm not expressing more anger at this is that it happened so long ago that I can't really do anything much to retcon it without changing probably a countless many things in the DTGT session lore. And that just makes me angrier. Doubly so since, dammit, he KNEW I would find out some day, surely, so he KNEW this would happen. And he went ahead and did it anyway.
...
Tazz, if you really are GoldenReady, then I am VERY disappointed in you for doing this.
My two counter-arguments: You haven't done any (confirmed) charges (that I know of) to legitimately implement defenses in the Mainframe (like Erelye did with Grayhold), which means given my policy for this kind of thing I had free reign (and Crystal certainly didn't nope me at the time, being the GM over there). The other main issue is, if all else failed I have the backup excuse of doing it in an alternate timeline, as at the time of posting that, Terraria was still non-canon and I had figured this would be an issue even if that doesn't help; as far as you're concerned, if you feel like it, you still have all of it (unless you find doing all of what you did in DTG2 regarding the Mainframe with only half of it, like having a hobo crash it into the sun at one point, absolutely hilarious).
I will also say I do not consider any matchup of power in DTG to be canon or even accurate unless otherwise proven, meaning that while you can certainly say you have as much/more power than X, until there's a good, mostly-even fight to showcase that, you're just talking (Mostly because of the existence of potential lower-tier/situational powers countering higher-tier entities because of susceptibility; so you might be accurate on power, but BEATING the guy is a whole different matter because what powers he DOES have countering you very hard).
That being said, I actually agree with you on this one in regards to Crystal's actions-Given that he just said he had it without any showcasing of HOW he even got into the ship to get the data and got away (I detailed that much), that's really just straight-up godmodding in a way I dislike in regards to other players.
Well, the alternate timeline thing does get ya a safety pass in this instance. Just... don't go cutting my ship in half in one of the canon sessions. You have any idea how hard repairing that thing is? Because it's very easy, the damn thing repairs itself all on it's own because reasons that I forgot to have an explanation for aside from mechanical imitation of biological functions But, yeah. We good?
@Tazz Don't forget to add me to the EoTB so people can kill me.
@Pricey With no-one else to share the charge with I might just hold onto my spare charge slot so I can help people create some big threats. The rune master will probably work alright with 50-charges.
I suddenly have crushing regret for missing the last couple of days. Also my Birthday was on Friday. Yay.
/null.
All right, so we're here to fix the Earth. Everything you said makes sense to me.
Speed is sitting, completely disinterested in the conversation.
Hello! Elementia to Speed! We're fixing the Earth! You not paying attention doesn't help!
Speed simply holds his arm out, and clenches his fist. He's finding Shards of the Earth, completely ignoring the Energy-Charged Pieces plan.
Not talking? Fine by me.
Action Summary:
If starting a new charge doesn't count as an action, Speed uses his Earth powers to crush Chef-Class Imperator Titan between two overkill-sized slabs of rock. From the Bunker.
Special Attacks:
Gauss Rifle: Something/50
New: Earth Restoration Effort: I may have backed myself into a corner considering this. I have no idea how collaborative charges work, but I'm assuming anyone as a part of the charge uses a Special slot to charge up the attack. Or in this case, fixing the Earth. 1/50
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Well, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll hunt you to the ends of REALITY to find you and kill you if you pull another stunt like this. You know why, don't you? Because to strike against my land, or a single one of my subjects... no, ANY innocent... I consider that an attack against me. And the consequences are severe, and they will not be relieved until they are performed. There is not one person I truly consider an enemy. Except for you. I'm a dangerous enemy to have, because I can cause ANNIHILATION. You understand, yes? I can cause it in thousands of different ways. With my hands bound. Blindfolded. You will leave this place, and never return, for if you do, I will have NO MERCY.
The Sword 4/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 1/50 (Assisted by: Tazz +2)
Assisting in "To save the Earth, one charge point at a time"
\==ACTIONS==/
-Player Actions-
Charging Sword 4/50
I now draw a card and charge the minigun also.
Now I Assist in "To save the Earth, one charge point at a time"
\==STORY==/
But 4 glowing stone appear to surround the sword. It seemed odd.
*flashback*
"Things won't change. People won't find. But finding their power is important."
I convert all the cheese within 1000000 miles into Anti-cheese, a material that seeks out and destroys cheese. Since Maurice is obsessed with cheese and i am broadcasting videos of the conversion and resulting destruction of cheese into his mind, he soon has a serve case of depression.
Which is then made worse when the anti cheese converges on him, creating a split that utterly hates cheese. This causes so much despair, a massive vortex of despair consumes him.
Said vortex of Despair then wonders away from him, staying on the AZ side of the battlefield. Needless to say, his despair is so great it became self-sustaining, and now is out to cause even more despair.
After absorbing all the despair, it combines with the anti cheese to become the demonically-evil DESPAIR OF CHEESE.
Which then invades his mind again. And causes the split again. This continues for quite a while, until i offer him a cheesy treat to cheer him up.
It's popcorn with white cheddar, made to have a 10000000% attack evasion rate while i held it. Sadly, its now in the hands of our cheese-loving friend. Predictably enough, he gets nuked by the popcorn turret. Hopefully without me screwing up somewhere and getting nulled because of a error, like all my other popcorn attacks.
Then, to avoid morale issues related to cheese, i create a Cheesey Snack Vendor. on the [PZ] side. While everyone enjoys their cheesey snacks., when Maurice walks up to it he gets cheddar popcorn. Every time. This cycle continues for a long time.
oops
Toby Dog: Double attack the Hyperstorm. Testing to see how effective that attack is against bosses.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 2/16
So the worlds best minecraft player is immune to hacks due to his proness. FINE. If there is one thing I live for in games, it is showing up the powerful. Being the best does not mean he can surpass the rules of the world. And it can therefore be inferred that the only way to hit him is to abuse those limits. With that in mind, I use Hax to spawn 10000 sheep in a space of 1 blocks, the space he is inhabiting. I simultaneously spawn fences around this area and remove any carpets he might have in his inventory. The sheep make it impossible to place down a block, as well as to dig down. Even with maximum haste and a ratio of one hit per sheep death, it would be impossible to escape within the timeframe I require. I summon a few baby zombies with diamond swords and hats amid the sheep. Due to their size, he cannot hit them. And the knockback of the attacks was artificially reduced to zero by me so he cannot ride it out of there. And I also removed any water and jump boost related items in his inventory aswell as any potion buffs.
Let me guess, he is so pro he read my mind and dodged it before I even thought of this plan.
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So the worlds best minecraft player is immune to hacks due to his proness. FINE. If there is one thing I live for in games, it is showing up the powerful. Being the best does not mean he can surpass the rules of the world. And it can therefore be inferred that the only way to hit him is to abuse those limits. With that in mind, I use Hax to spawn 10000 sheep in a space of 1 blocks, the space he is inhabiting. I simultaneously spawn fences around this area and remove any carpets he might have in his inventory. The sheep make it impossible to place down a block, as well as to dig down. Even with maximum haste and a ratio of one hit per sheep death, it would be impossible to escape within the timeframe I require. I summon a few baby zombies with diamond swords and hats amid the sheep. Due to their size, he cannot hit them. And the knockback of the attacks was artificially reduced to zero by me so he cannot ride it out of there. And I also removed any water and jump boost related items in his inventory aswell as any potion buffs.
Let me guess, he is so pro he read my mind and dodged it before I even thought of this plan.
More likely he used an explosive or something with splash damage, and likely has explosive resistance on his armor. Wouldn't be best player if he could be killed by a few blocks of TNT and a grass pressure plate.
Also, sufficiently powerful hacks would probably actually be effective. I put a bunch of N00B items into 1/1 and got a hacker item, so it seems likely that it goes Noob> Meh. > Skilled > Extremely Skilled > Hacks
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
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=Turn One=
(25 / 40) Besieging: The Armored Carrier (+2 from Revan)
(12 / 50) The Pact (+3 from Mythic, +2 from Tazz)
+3 to Insert
=Action=
I decide to pull out the WayForward Machine (the obvious reason why we're referencing Undertale in this day and age), and proceed to pull a strange item called the "Horn of the Forsaken". I proceed to blow into it.
DOOT DOOT
The Doot of power is heard from across the land, and suddenly, hordes of strange, black creatures appear from out of the ground. They're called Wraithlings, and I proceed to doot the Horn again, granting them a command; move towards (and destroy) the Toby Dog! The Wraithlings all move as a massive, uncoordinated mass, screaming and leaping towards the Toby Dog! While they're all easily cut down, the horde appears to be unending! And with every last one killed, the Toby Dog seems to take a bit of damage.
Enter the second thing I pulled out the WayForward Machine. a whole ton of Shadowdancers; nearly three-dozen of them. The Shadowdancers are strange, blue haired feminine humanoids with two strange pink swords. And with each Wraithling death, they gain power; the power to heal, and the power to destroy. They rapidly shoot blasts of death energy towards the Toby Dog, and healing pulses straight towards a massive glass jar.
I keep playing the Horn of the Forsaken to keep the Wraithlings flowing towards the Toby Dog, and once the whole jar is filled with healing energy from the Shadow Dancers, I shove the jar over to a gigantic brewing stand with the help of a dozen random players. I toss in a bunch of Fermented Spider Eyes, and obtain the world's biggest Potion of Harming! I then add a couple of Creepers in, converting it into a splash potion.
I then load the potion up into some random airship, and deliver it to the Toby Dog via airdrop. This promptly detonates the potion, wiping out every single Wraithling within 10 chunks! This causes the Shadowdancers to go into overdrive, practically firing beams of pure death at the Toby Dog! I then gather the remaining healing energies into a bottle to save it for later, obtaining a lvl(?) Massive Jar of Healing. However, the sheer amount of energy channeled through the Shadowdancers causes them to combust, promptly killing them all.
I sweep their remains into a jar, and fling it at the Toby Dog for little to no reason.
In the case that something happens to the WayForward Machine, the Sleuth will simply throw cabbages at Toby Dog, with the "Salt VI" enchantment. /totesnoteditedonafterbattlefury'spost
The Hourglass: ================================================== 50/50
The Pact: ================================================== 13/50 (+2 from Tazz)
(+2 from jondanger, +1 from FBSN and TFT in reserve)
I +3 crystalcat.
Ultra Greed buys and uses Bling Cleansing, Asterism uses Black Key and applies its healing effect to Ultra Greed, and the Nuclear Throne uses Nuclear Fission.
The Scribe sees that Earth is destroyed and shrugs. "I don't live there anyway." He then glares at Hyperstorm, finding his next target. The Scribe flashsteps across the field and sails into the air, flying right next to the Hyperstorm. The Scribe reaches into the folds of his jacket, rummaging around for something in particular before gravity starts to take hold... Finding it, the Scribe pulls out his most deadly weapon - the Journal. The Scribe chucks the book at the Hyperstorm. It flies through the air, bouncing off of the Hyperstorm with an audible clink.
Nothing happens for several seconds, but then the Scribe and the Journal both fall to the ground. After the Scribe snaps his fingers, there is a massive shuddering noise as the Hyperstorm falls out of the air and sinks right through the ground. Whatever the Journal just did created a force of gravity so strong that it was powerful enough to override the Hyperstorm's defenses, causing it to fall.While the Hyperstorm was trying to escape, its atoms passed right through the server, making it effectively intangible. As the Hyperstorm lodges itself into the server's underground stone, it suddenly snaps back into reality. Since two things are occupying the same space at once, an absolutely massive explosion occurs as the universe tries to fix the problem by blowing one of those two things up.
I pump the Hyperstorm full of Anti-Hype. i hear it's effective against anything that is hyper. For you see, it sends the enemy into such a deep depression that all the hype just dies. Then, i toss an exploding wrench into the wayforward machine. This trigger's it, summoning Clara for a few seconds. Enough for them to throw a knife at sans before being caught in the explosion.
He, of course, dodges. But the knife hits his Dispenser's, dealing 999999999999999999 damage. The overkill is so great, all dispensers within 5001 miles are wiped from the timeline.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
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=Turn Two=
(26 / 40) Besieging: The Armored Carrier
(19 / 50) The Pact (Another +2 from Tazz and another +3 from Mythic)
+3 to Insert
=Action=
COUNTER-COUNTER
As Battlefury tries to sabotage the WayForward Machine, he accidentally triggers it, summoning a Spectral Revenant about five meters above him. He's then promptly squashed by it, and soon ripped out of the ground! What happens next is that he's flung super-far away and manages to slams straight into the mountains that were the terrain not-too-long ago.
The newly-summoned Spectral Revenant charges over to the Toby Dog, and begins beating the stuffing out of it. And by stuffing, I mean literal stuffing; he's actually attacking a voodoo doll of the Toby Dog. This causes the Toby Dog to get torn apart horribly! I then steal the voodoo doll, and throw it into a blender. I then turn that blender on using a magical power outlet, then toss the blender and said magical power outlet into a massive grinder. I then push that grinder towards a random crevice, and kick it in.
Everything falls down, and there's a satisfying explosion, totalling the voodoo doll. Somehow, the Toby Dog lives the destruction of the voodoo doll. But with the absence of the voodoo doll, the Spectral Revenant is bored, and decides to go after the actual Toby Dog. He promptly bashes and claws the Toby Dog's face in, then grabs him, and jumps down the same crevice that I kicked the grinder down.
The ultimate body slam happens. Everyone is pleased with this result.
SECRET.20/50
Ante Chamber 44/50
The Pact 13/50
Mace && Light Titan Essence = Phototitan Mace 8/11
Gauntlet && Darkness Titan Essence = Shadetitan Arm 8/11
Wand && Lightning Titan Essence = Titanspark Wand 1/11
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Golem: Well, I certaınly should have expected that. Oh well. I mean, at least my actıons didn't backfıre to the poınt of catastrophe.
Golem: Anyways, sans, I thınk ıt would probably stıll be best ıf you stuck ıt out on the Neutral end of thıngs. The Goatstoppers kind of have a boss out on the fıeld, and I'm a bıt worrıed that ıts death mıght hurt you. I mean, I guess that would actually help "my sıde", but a rıdıculous amount of people around here aren't actually too ınvested ın helping Rıchard. Personally, the only reason I'm not Neutral ıs because I want to get thıngs done faster, and I'm not too bıg a fan of Uzı over there.
Golem: Sure, ıt's probably not the greatest ıdea to mentıon thıs, but ıt's not lıke Rıchard's about to kıck me off the factıon.
Golem: But ıf you want to joın them, I suppose I'm okay with ıt. Not that you need my or anyone's approval, really.
Golem: Just... make sure you have a plan going ınto thıs, because the only plan we had going ın was to let Rıchard climb the ranks and kill UserZero.
Golem: There aren't too many paradox-free alternatıves here, really. Though... I suppose ıf we were to kill Richard as he ascended to Omega+, this would all wrap up nicely.
Golem: ....psst, uzı
Golem: can you slıp me some of those curse of lınking bullets
Golem: would really apprecıate ıt.
Golem: Ugh, great. He really dıd ıt. Well, I suppose I'm okay wıth ıt.
Golem: Hey, Crusher.
Golem: If you even *touch* the Imperator...
I pull out the Zeroth Ball and Alchemıcal Symbol, nod towards them, and stuff them away.
Golem: You're going to have a magnıfıcent funeral.
I casually unholster the Amptıtan Rifles, then pıstol-whıp the Dısembodıed Heart, and stuff up all ıts atrıums. The Dısembodıed Heart frantıcally keeps tryıng to pump blood, but ıt faıls, resultıng ın a serıous buıldup of pressure, whıch eventually causes ıt to explode.
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Get. Me. The. Link.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
http://forums.terraria.org/index.php?threads/destroy-the-godmodder.20086/page-165#post-835950 /null
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...Yeah, first off, I never actually gave him permission to go ahead and use mah stuff in all this here thingamajigs. That's the first thing I have to point out. Secondly... the bathrooms are unisex.
And there's something REALLY off-sounding about using a 30-post charge to cut something that's basically equal with things such as Eternis, the Agents, yadda yadda insert random god entity things that are ridiculously OP and stuff here, in half with a HACKSAW. I know DTG Terraria is a little crazier than most sessions, but... srsly. COME THE HELL ON.
Honestly, the one reason why I'm not expressing more anger at this is that it happened so long ago that I can't really do anything much to retcon it without changing probably a countless many things in the DTGT session lore. And that just makes me angrier. Doubly so since, dammit, he KNEW I would find out some day, surely, so he KNEW this would happen. And he went ahead and did it anyway.
...
Tazz, if you really are GoldenReady, then I am VERY disappointed in you for doing this.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
My two counter-arguments: You haven't done any (confirmed) charges (that I know of) to legitimately implement defenses in the Mainframe (like Erelye did with Grayhold), which means given my policy for this kind of thing I had free reign (and Crystal certainly didn't nope me at the time, being the GM over there). The other main issue is, if all else failed I have the backup excuse of doing it in an alternate timeline, as at the time of posting that, Terraria was still non-canon and I had figured this would be an issue even if that doesn't help; as far as you're concerned, if you feel like it, you still have all of it (unless you find doing all of what you did in DTG2 regarding the Mainframe with only half of it, like having a hobo crash it into the sun at one point, absolutely hilarious).
I will also say I do not consider any matchup of power in DTG to be canon or even accurate unless otherwise proven, meaning that while you can certainly say you have as much/more power than X, until there's a good, mostly-even fight to showcase that, you're just talking (Mostly because of the existence of potential lower-tier/situational powers countering higher-tier entities because of susceptibility; so you might be accurate on power, but BEATING the guy is a whole different matter because what powers he DOES have countering you very hard).
That being said, I actually agree with you on this one in regards to Crystal's actions-Given that he just said he had it without any showcasing of HOW he even got into the ship to get the data and got away (I detailed that much), that's really just straight-up godmodding in a way I dislike in regards to other players.
/null
Well, the alternate timeline thing does get ya a safety pass in this instance. Just... don't go cutting my ship in half in one of the canon sessions. You have any idea how hard repairing that thing is? Because it's very easy, the damn thing repairs itself all on it's own because reasons that I forgot to have an explanation for aside from mechanical imitation of biological functions But, yeah. We good?
/void
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I have an explanation.
HANDWAVES!
/null
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
@Tazz Don't forget to add me to the EoTB so people can kill me.
@Pricey With no-one else to share the charge with I might just hold onto my spare charge slot so I can help people create some big threats. The rune master will probably work alright with 50-charges.
/null it like a polaroid picture
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
I suddenly have crushing regret for missing the last couple of days. Also my Birthday was on Friday. Yay.
/null.
All right, so we're here to fix the Earth. Everything you said makes sense to me.
Speed is sitting, completely disinterested in the conversation.
Hello! Elementia to Speed! We're fixing the Earth! You not paying attention doesn't help!
Speed simply holds his arm out, and clenches his fist. He's finding Shards of the Earth, completely ignoring the Energy-Charged Pieces plan.
Not talking? Fine by me.
Action Summary:
If starting a new charge doesn't count as an action, Speed uses his Earth powers to crush Chef-Class Imperator Titan between two overkill-sized slabs of rock. From the Bunker.
Special Attacks:
Gauss Rifle: Something/50
New: Earth Restoration Effort: I may have backed myself into a corner considering this. I have no idea how collaborative charges work, but I'm assuming anyone as a part of the charge uses a Special slot to charge up the attack. Or in this case, fixing the Earth. 1/50
Well, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll hunt you to the ends of REALITY to find you and kill you if you pull another stunt like this. You know why, don't you? Because to strike against my land, or a single one of my subjects... no, ANY innocent... I consider that an attack against me. And the consequences are severe, and they will not be relieved until they are performed. There is not one person I truly consider an enemy. Except for you. I'm a dangerous enemy to have, because I can cause ANNIHILATION. You understand, yes? I can cause it in thousands of different ways. With my hands bound. Blindfolded. You will leave this place, and never return, for if you do, I will have NO MERCY.
Dragons:
Click them. Please?
Everything points to that bullet being from the Terraria server, shot by someone who had posted 3 times.
| Charges |
Ootay~ 13/50 (+2 MeGa and Tazz)
[Free Charge Slot]
Sun-dered. 25/40 (+2 from MeGa and Tazz)
| Alchemy |
Empty Swiss Army Knife (no tools inside it) || Something Foul && Something Heavy && Something Course && Something Stringy && Something Nasty && Something Sharp && Something Greasy && Something Pointy && Something Fancy Something Burnt && Something Wrong = The Scrapper's Armory. (Level 10 - 9/11)
Flip Lighter || Panda Tibbers (teddy bear form) && Soul of a Fireworks Demon && Weasly-Brand Fireworks = Wildfire (Level 10 - 3/11)
1+ to Twin +1 to MeGa +1 to Ire
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
| Action |
~Toast draws a card!
Red - Level 1
Yellow - Level 1
Blue - Level 1
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
\==STATUS==/
XSlayer300 ????/????
The Sword 4/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 1/50 (Assisted by: Tazz +2)
Assisting in "To save the Earth, one charge point at a time"
\==ACTIONS==/
-Player Actions-
Charging Sword 4/50
I now draw a card and charge the minigun also.
Now I Assist in "To save the Earth, one charge point at a time"
\==STORY==/
But 4 glowing stone appear to surround the sword. It seemed odd.
*flashback*
"Things won't change. People won't find. But finding their power is important."
\==ETC==/
\==INVENTORY==/
Offensive:
Rainbow Minigun [iiiii]
Summoners:
Radio
Rainbow Chest
The beginning of the 5 Origins, and Undertale Madness.
The rest of them:
http://pastebin.com/dAiKBKaX
STEALTH DANCING: 35/50 (tip 2: you'd better be gorillaing thankful i didn't go with a second ayaze)
Bar: AAA?AAAAAA
Just a Normal Day at the Divine Work Station: 1/50
"Well, RIP anyone who forgets to check the coordinates."
Pit steals a remaining card from the deck. For research.
New Alchemy Project:
Memory Crystal: DTG2* && Hourglass = ???
*An Observer's account of last time's events (Or two times from now's? Time travel doesn't mix well with this language.).
Action:
I gate in a set of thick leather gloves, followed by a cockatrice egg, said to turn those that touch them to stone.
I throw the egg at Hyperstorm.
Once I'm sure it's safe, I banish the gloves. I'm not going to keep wearing those without a good reason.
Entity orders:
The Wraith is scanning Hyperstorm.
Fenris is blocking. (Crimson Heartbeat would normally activate this turn, but there's no healing to do.)
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
Here's a question for the GodSlayers, if any of them feel like answering me."
"How do you justify the paradox you're tying to cause?
"Are you telling yourselves 'No Price is Too High', or just 'Burn the World to Save the World'?"
"There's not a wrong answer, I just want to know if another me would have joined you."
"But as things are, I can't let Richard die, wrong side of the time-loop."
Sans Centric Roleplay Chunk:
"We probably would have got along, if I weren't caught up in an annoying time-warp"
"And the being hard on myself is kind of necessary if I want to keep myself alive here."
"Explaining why is a long story, but boils down to a quirk of where I'm from."
"...Which is an even longer story."
"But in my world, there's a place where it's always raining."
"You can find a city where the sun never rises there."
"And that's what I consider home."
"That's not the part that explains anything though."
Inventory:
Seeker's Bestiary [Level 10][Equipped]
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9]
Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7] [Equipped]
Coffemancy for dummies [Level 5]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4]
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] /\/ Heavy Monster Edict [Level 9] (8/10)
Charges:
The Pact ========== 13/50 (+3 from Bomber, +2 from Tazz)
Can You Spare... A Heart? ========== 24/50 (+2 from Tazz): Looks like a won't finish in time, and even if I do...
New charge ==== 3/20 (+2 from Tazz)
Boosts:
+3 to Irecreeper
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
n progress/finished=======
Template: Helmet && bATTLEFURY'S tEMMIE aRMOR?!?!?! = Battlefurys temmie helmet 10/11 Level 10
Meowmere && Star Wrath && Terra Blade = The Hero's Blade 10/11 Level 10
Brute-Force Hacking Computer && DDoS Botnet = Destroyer of Firewalls 7/9
Actual action =========
I convert all the cheese within 1000000 miles into Anti-cheese, a material that seeks out and destroys cheese. Since Maurice is obsessed with cheese and i am broadcasting videos of the conversion and resulting destruction of cheese into his mind, he soon has a serve case of depression.
Which is then made worse when the anti cheese converges on him, creating a split that utterly hates cheese. This causes so much despair, a massive vortex of despair consumes him.
Said vortex of Despair then wonders away from him, staying on the AZ side of the battlefield. Needless to say, his despair is so great it became self-sustaining, and now is out to cause even more despair.
After absorbing all the despair, it combines with the anti cheese to become the demonically-evil DESPAIR OF CHEESE.
Which then invades his mind again. And causes the split again. This continues for quite a while, until i offer him a cheesy treat to cheer him up.
It's popcorn with white cheddar, made to have a 10000000% attack evasion rate while i held it. Sadly, its now in the hands of our cheese-loving friend. Predictably enough, he gets nuked by the popcorn turret. Hopefully without me screwing up somewhere and getting nulled because of a error, like all my other popcorn attacks.
Then, to avoid morale issues related to cheese, i create a Cheesey Snack Vendor. on the [PZ] side. While everyone enjoys their cheesey snacks., when Maurice walks up to it he gets cheddar popcorn. Every time. This cycle continues for a long time.
oops
Toby Dog: Double attack the Hyperstorm. Testing to see how effective that attack is against bosses.
Adventure Fredbear: Attack the Imperator.
Essence of Healing && Amplifier && Medigun = Revitalizator (Level 5)
N00b && N00b crown && Pronoob badge) 1/1 = Hackers Regalia 0/7 u
seful stuff goes here=====================
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Rule Breaker [0]
Charges========
3/20
3/50 To save, the earth, one charge at a time
9/50 (2+ from delay, 3+ from engie)
3+ to engie
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Ornstien 46/50 Smough 46/50
Paintbrush && Primordial Soup = Life Painting 7/9
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 2/16
So the worlds best minecraft player is immune to hacks due to his proness. FINE. If there is one thing I live for in games, it is showing up the powerful. Being the best does not mean he can surpass the rules of the world. And it can therefore be inferred that the only way to hit him is to abuse those limits. With that in mind, I use Hax to spawn 10000 sheep in a space of 1 blocks, the space he is inhabiting. I simultaneously spawn fences around this area and remove any carpets he might have in his inventory. The sheep make it impossible to place down a block, as well as to dig down. Even with maximum haste and a ratio of one hit per sheep death, it would be impossible to escape within the timeframe I require. I summon a few baby zombies with diamond swords and hats amid the sheep. Due to their size, he cannot hit them. And the knockback of the attacks was artificially reduced to zero by me so he cannot ride it out of there. And I also removed any water and jump boost related items in his inventory aswell as any potion buffs.
Let me guess, he is so pro he read my mind and dodged it before I even thought of this plan.
More likely he used an explosive or something with splash damage, and likely has explosive resistance on his armor. Wouldn't be best player if he could be killed by a few blocks of TNT and a grass pressure plate.
Also, sufficiently powerful hacks would probably actually be effective. I put a bunch of N00B items into 1/1 and got a hacker item, so it seems likely that it goes Noob> Meh. > Skilled > Extremely Skilled > Hacks
/null
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
=Turn One=
(25 / 40) Besieging: The Armored Carrier (+2 from Revan)
(12 / 50) The Pact (+3 from Mythic, +2 from Tazz)
+3 to Insert
=Action=
I decide to pull out the WayForward Machine (the obvious reason why we're referencing Undertale in this day and age), and proceed to pull a strange item called the "Horn of the Forsaken". I proceed to blow into it.
DOOT DOOT
The Doot of power is heard from across the land, and suddenly, hordes of strange, black creatures appear from out of the ground. They're called Wraithlings, and I proceed to doot the Horn again, granting them a command; move towards (and destroy) the Toby Dog! The Wraithlings all move as a massive, uncoordinated mass, screaming and leaping towards the Toby Dog! While they're all easily cut down, the horde appears to be unending! And with every last one killed, the Toby Dog seems to take a bit of damage.
Enter the second thing I pulled out the WayForward Machine. a whole ton of Shadowdancers; nearly three-dozen of them. The Shadowdancers are strange, blue haired feminine humanoids with two strange pink swords. And with each Wraithling death, they gain power; the power to heal, and the power to destroy. They rapidly shoot blasts of death energy towards the Toby Dog, and healing pulses straight towards a massive glass jar.
I keep playing the Horn of the Forsaken to keep the Wraithlings flowing towards the Toby Dog, and once the whole jar is filled with healing energy from the Shadow Dancers, I shove the jar over to a gigantic brewing stand with the help of a dozen random players. I toss in a bunch of Fermented Spider Eyes, and obtain the world's biggest Potion of Harming! I then add a couple of Creepers in, converting it into a splash potion.
I then load the potion up into some random airship, and deliver it to the Toby Dog via airdrop. This promptly detonates the potion, wiping out every single Wraithling within 10 chunks! This causes the Shadowdancers to go into overdrive, practically firing beams of pure death at the Toby Dog! I then gather the remaining healing energies into a bottle to save it for later, obtaining a lvl(?) Massive Jar of Healing. However, the sheer amount of energy channeled through the Shadowdancers causes them to combust, promptly killing them all.
I sweep their remains into a jar, and fling it at the Toby Dog for little to no reason.
In the case that something happens to the WayForward Machine, the Sleuth will simply throw cabbages at Toby Dog, with the "Salt VI" enchantment. /totesnoteditedonafterbattlefury'spost
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
The Hourglass: ================================================== 50/50
The Pact: ================================================== 13/50 (+2 from Tazz)
(+2 from jondanger, +1 from FBSN and TFT in reserve)
I +3 crystalcat.
Ultra Greed buys and uses Bling Cleansing, Asterism uses Black Key and applies its healing effect to Ultra Greed, and the Nuclear Throne uses Nuclear Fission.
The Scribe sees that Earth is destroyed and shrugs. "I don't live there anyway." He then glares at Hyperstorm, finding his next target. The Scribe flashsteps across the field and sails into the air, flying right next to the Hyperstorm. The Scribe reaches into the folds of his jacket, rummaging around for something in particular before gravity starts to take hold... Finding it, the Scribe pulls out his most deadly weapon - the Journal. The Scribe chucks the book at the Hyperstorm. It flies through the air, bouncing off of the Hyperstorm with an audible clink.
Nothing happens for several seconds, but then the Scribe and the Journal both fall to the ground. After the Scribe snaps his fingers, there is a massive shuddering noise as the Hyperstorm falls out of the air and sinks right through the ground. Whatever the Journal just did created a force of gravity so strong that it was powerful enough to override the Hyperstorm's defenses, causing it to fall.While the Hyperstorm was trying to escape, its atoms passed right through the server, making it effectively intangible. As the Hyperstorm lodges itself into the server's underground stone, it suddenly snaps back into reality. Since two things are occupying the same space at once, an absolutely massive explosion occurs as the universe tries to fix the problem by blowing one of those two things up.
n progress/finished=======
Template: Helmet && bATTLEFURY'S tEMMIE aRMOR?!?!?! = Battlefurys temmie helmet 11/11 Level 10 Finished!
Meowmere && Star Wrath && Terra Blade = The Hero's Blade 11/11 Level 10 Finished!
Brute-Force Hacking Computer && DDoS Botnet = Destroyer of Firewalls 8/9
Actual action =========
I pump the Hyperstorm full of Anti-Hype. i hear it's effective against anything that is hyper. For you see, it sends the enemy into such a deep depression that all the hype just dies. Then, i toss an exploding wrench into the wayforward machine. This trigger's it, summoning Clara for a few seconds. Enough for them to throw a knife at sans before being caught in the explosion.
He, of course, dodges. But the knife hits his Dispenser's, dealing 999999999999999999 damage. The overkill is so great, all dispensers within 5001 miles are wiped from the timeline.
oops
Essence of Healing && Amplifier && Medigun = Revitalizator (Level 5)
N00b && N00b crown && Pronoob badge) 1/1 = Hackers Regalia 0/7 u
seful stuff goes here=====================
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Rule Breaker [0]
Charges========
4/20
4/30 ( To save, the earth, one charge at a time
14/50 (4+ from userzero)
3+ to engie
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
=Turn Two=
(26 / 40) Besieging: The Armored Carrier
(19 / 50) The Pact (Another +2 from Tazz and another +3 from Mythic)
+3 to Insert
=Action=
COUNTER-COUNTER
As Battlefury tries to sabotage the WayForward Machine, he accidentally triggers it, summoning a Spectral Revenant about five meters above him. He's then promptly squashed by it, and soon ripped out of the ground! What happens next is that he's flung super-far away and manages to slams straight into the mountains that were the terrain not-too-long ago.
The newly-summoned Spectral Revenant charges over to the Toby Dog, and begins beating the stuffing out of it. And by stuffing, I mean literal stuffing; he's actually attacking a voodoo doll of the Toby Dog. This causes the Toby Dog to get torn apart horribly! I then steal the voodoo doll, and throw it into a blender. I then turn that blender on using a magical power outlet, then toss the blender and said magical power outlet into a massive grinder. I then push that grinder towards a random crevice, and kick it in.
Everything falls down, and there's a satisfying explosion, totalling the voodoo doll. Somehow, the Toby Dog lives the destruction of the voodoo doll. But with the absence of the voodoo doll, the Spectral Revenant is bored, and decides to go after the actual Toby Dog. He promptly bashes and claws the Toby Dog's face in, then grabs him, and jumps down the same crevice that I kicked the grinder down.
The ultimate body slam happens. Everyone is pleased with this result.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)