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Telum Warded Jar && Blacksmith's Briefcase = The Weaponcase (5/8)
Lux Warded Jar && Brightsteel = Luminite (3/?) Tazz, this said (1/?) when you copypasted it. Level plox.
Invidia Warded Jar1 && Rune of Envy2 && SCP-1133-53 && 2x Electrum Shears4 = Twin Shears of Leviathan (2/13)
Module Action
Module Descriptions
- - : Generating light level 40.
- - : 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into , 5,000 EMC into .
- - : 36,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from . Transferring no EMC.
- - : Condensing nothing. 24,965/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from .
- - : Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal and 1 Tracking Rocket Chainsaw. Receiving items from .
- - : Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to .
- - : 571,190/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from . Transferring 106 EU per post to .
- - : Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from .
- - : Being powered and operated by .
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (31/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (19/50)
Project M13-ON THE OTHER SIDE (13/50) (+3 from Generic, +2 to all from Tazz)
+3 to Twin
Action
I grab the Weaponsmith's Briefcase and pull out a rocket launcher. I then fire it at the Hyperstorm, then switch to Overkill! and fire 20,000 rocket propelled fission grenades at the Hyperstorm.
Entity Action
Yuzita keys in some code.
CodeLaser parenthesisCodeLaser = new CodeLaser('()');
CodeLaserUpgrade amplifier = new AmplifierUpgrade(2147483648L);
CodeLaserUpgrade viralinfection = new CodeVirusUpgrade(ViralStrains.VIRUS_STRAIN_EBOLA_ZAIRE);
During the fight, I see Lunabade's head after being severed off then her eyes turned red while her body is laying on the floor short-circuited then shakes and the robotic sound came out of both areas,
Head and Body Alarm: WARNING NO HEAD CONNECTED TO THE BODY AND BEGAN TO SELF DESTRUCT, SO HAVE A NICE DAY!
After the warning says day it began speaking in gibberish while Every Lunabade workers began freaking out, only 20% of the workforce escaped safely and however Lunabade explodes into pieces (Same goes with her head) creating a 50 ft wide and 25 ft deep crater killing almost all the non escaped workers however 5 of them survived and sent me flying across the 100 ft crashing into a small hole sent me unconscious for 5 minutes however I stand up and saw the Crown of First Liner with a [AZ] tag written on, I tried to grab it but something that is familiar I looked up and see the same Moon Creature which is slightly transparent, heavily damaged body, the tip of the tail cut off and the destroyed cloak that is still on I realise that I saw the same creature I think it is Lunai in her soul form
Soul Lunai: You shouldn't take that crown That is mine but however I am Dead I will send it over to Ultra Greed
Lunai threw her former First Liner Crown to Ultra Greed so he is now first in the line, All gems on the First Liner Crown is now $ signs however I tried to revive her but my hands fizzle and fail to revive so it's best to send her back to the Interdimentional Rift however she gives me 4 Heal Orbs the Magical Lunai Plush Blueprint (which is a Level 15 Item that memorise her origins and being First in line) and the Essence of the Heal Moon Dragoness but she realised she lasted for nearly a good solid month and she is one of the 10 cores of my 0rigin Heroes! (Sadly Sir Shield is not a Core either...)
Soul Lunai: Thanks for helping me for the adventure, I will run away in the Interdimentional Portal so I will hop in some other games I would like. Bye Bye!
Lunai hugs me and she jumped through the Interdimentional Portal while the portal closes, I see the dark presence of her and smiling while turning her fur color from blue to black while smiling at me looking at me sideways however the message landed near me that is Lunai's and the message says
Lunai (that she sent with a message): I got back home safely however I don't want to be eaten up by DTG Project Storm's huge red blood sucking killer dragon so I met up with a Storm Retiree who wanted to play D&D with me and his friends sadly I wont return to this DTG Session but maybe next time so I wont be banned while trying to rejoin without using Imagination and Creativity
However 2 Essences began speaking
Sp00py Essence: I kn0w that stupid skelet0n named Sans s0 h0wever, the incident lasted a wh0le m0nth s0 that w0uld be needed t0 implant me int0 my signature sw0rd.
Healing Moon Dragon's Essence: Yes, that stupid Skeleton is driving me nuts however, I am contained in the Essence but you can use me for a powerful healing item
Light Mage: Well I was he last one to be living with my master.
RP ENDS HERE and here is a Action, a REAL Action
I use my Madhouse to charge up to fire 2 Higgs boson orbs at the Lil' Chub while I charge up my BoT, WoT Blaster and Bad Times while I do a thing
> Pricey12345: ATTACK CHOSEN => DOES A THING (Maybe)
I walk while I look my head in the sky then I fell in a portal then I take out my Lugols (Luger and Pistol Hybrid) to shoot the face of Lil' Chub then landed in the opened Door portal then I shoot a laser from my hand at the body of the Lil' Chub and I kick it in space while I grab the behind of Lil' Chub and threw it in Lunabade's Crater that she created after explosion and I bury Lil' Chub with the Scrap Metal from my former companion and dirt to crush Lil' Chub after burying.
Coarsebot? 30/40 +3 from Tazz
Collab Summon: The Rune Master 1/50 (Wont started until MeGa joined, Toast currently joined but we are still waiting for)
The Plusinator Crystals 26/50 +3 from Tazz (Will be added as one of the Alchemiter Ingredient or Module making process for upgrading or creating items that has the + next to the level Also it wont moves up a level that it will be at 15+ if I made a Level 15 Alchemy while using the Plusinator Crystal. If a Level 15 Alchemy deals 6,000 damage, However the Level 15+ Alchemy deals 6,200 damage)
Alchemy Creation:
Cannon && a pile of Black Midis && Minigun && Lag Reducers = Black (MIDI) Flag 4/11
Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist 3/16
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line (Plusinator Crystals Reccomended for this line but the stronger version of the Plusinator Crystal is required for one of the ultimate alchemies that i make): Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Level 15 Alchemies
Allies Action:
Lunabade got her head cut off and her body self destructed, See RP for why
The Light Magician casts Light Heal to heal Ultra Greed
+3 MeGa because I need you to finish the charge so we must invite you for a big summon.
Charge Bank: N/A
So the worlds best minecraft player is immune to hacks due to his proness. FINE. If there is one thing I live for in games, it is showing up the powerful. Being the best does not mean he can surpass the rules of the world. And it can therefore be inferred that the only way to hit him is to abuse those limits. With that in mind, I use Hax to spawn 10000 sheep in a space of 1 blocks, the space he is inhabiting. I simultaneously spawn fences around this area and remove any carpets he might have in his inventory. The sheep make it impossible to place down a block, as well as to dig down. Even with maximum haste and a ratio of one hit per sheep death, it would be impossible to escape within the timeframe I require. I summon a few baby zombies with diamond swords and hats amid the sheep. Due to their size, he cannot hit them. And the knockback of the attacks was artificially reduced to zero by me so he cannot ride it out of there. And I also removed any water and jump boost related items in his inventory aswell as any potion buffs.
Let me guess, he is so pro he read my mind and dodged it before I even thought of this plan.
Psst! His armor has Prot X and Thorns X. They (the baby zombies) probably won't last long enough for a full half-heart of damage. Just saying.
30/30 COMPLETE! Deploying shortly...
8/20
+3 Consumerofall, if he's still on team PZ
I give the World's Best Minecraft Player a pair of totally cool, eye-healing, nearby-fog-dispelling glasses, which will help him cure the blind. I also order him to block Sans's arrows using Attack and Defend!
Why thank you Richard, I am flattered. But to my dear Uzi, don't you know it is horribly bad form to not respond to a death threat? I'm hurt at your indifference. Heh... I'm sorry, couldn't say that seriously. But I really think that when that charge is finished, you and I shall an enjoyable meeting.
Revan nods at sans. Perhaps this isn't the time to ponder such a question...
He has realized something, everyone on this battlefield is apathetic to him. He shrugs, this deal is getting worse and worse all the time. He needs an ally who he can trust. A show of force is the way to go for allies around here. (Terrible puns should be Revan's attacks, They'd deal more damage.)
Revan hears the Disembodied Heart beating (THUMP, THUMP) and grips it with the Force. He grips remnants of shattered metal and broken weapons as well and flings them into the Heart. At the same time Heart is suddenly slammed into ground making wet thuds as blood to trickles from the Heart's wounds from shrapnel .(THUMP, THUMP) He just keeps on slamming the Heart into the ground, creating a pool of blood which just doesn't seem to end. (THUMP, THUMP... thump.... thump....thump....) Revan wipes the blood of himself.
Charges
The Crawling Chaos: 27/50(+2 Tazz for all, +2 Richard)
Hezetor is filled with joy as he sees that the Throne of the Skies (modular upgrade) is complete, as soon as he sits on it he can feel how much modular that is.
After pressing a sequence of buttons on the right arm of the Throne a compartment is opened, the following modules are installed:
-Module of autoguida avanzato (+10%/20% dodge chance)
-Module of energy shield manipulation (allows the Throne to create an invisible spherical shield around itself [+1 armor])
-Module of plasma manipulation (makes the shield much better [another +1 armor])
The Module of plasma manipulation obviously allows the Throne to use plasma-based attacks.
Then the Module of atomic manipulation is installed on the Modular Armor, this should buff all damage based on the manipulation of atoms, so from now on consider all attack that use atomic manipulation buffed by this module.
As soon Hezetor sees the Nuclear Throne he cannot stop himself from looking at it, he flies to it and slowly examine his peculiar shape, he has never seen a throne like this one, then feels the marvellous atomic power that it contains, he is again filled with joy in seeing another great throne in a place like this.
He then slowly flies to the Scribe and says:
Hezetor: Congratulations Scribe, this is truly an extraordinary throne.
Hezetor activates the Chaos card on the Disembodied Heart and while this aberration disappear under the power of complete annihilation it is possible to take a glimpse of Hezetor smiling for a brief moment.
This is how things should be.
He then will draw another card and, if possible, take one of the presents.
the Glory 50/50 hold 2/3
Spadaccino 43/50 +2 from Tazz
...... 30/50 +2 from Tazz
... 3/50 +2 from Tazz
At the speed of Zeno: this object allows the user to move at paradoxical speed: the user is capable of doing a certain action or a certain sequence of actions in a certain amount of time, the distance of time from an action an the another is halved every time as well as the time for performing the action itself, thus performing a supertask: executing an infinite amount of actions in a finite amount of time.
WARNING: moving at paradoxical speed might create paradoxes, use with caution.
(the paradox will occur if you dare to look at the results of said supertask, example: after an infinite sequence of fists, and after a right fist there is a left fist, which hand hit the enemy last? Both answer are paradoxical hence do not ask the question and avoid contact with the answer)
Throne of the skies && module = Throne of the skies (modular upgrade) (Level 8: 9/9) Done!
Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 2/16)
Module || a book on ultra-dense extrusion = Module of superior metallurgy (level ?: 1/?)
Using ultra-dense extrusion it is possible to create metals so dense that they can successfully protect from non baryonic particles.
In general this technology is also necessary to correctly manipulate said particles safely.
Golem: I see you over there, pretending you're great.
Golem: Bet you can't even handle modded servers.
I pull out a Warpwood/Shadowmetal staff with a Shock focus enchanted with Potency V on it, then casually fling lightning in the "World's Best Minecraft Player"'s direction.
6/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time (Helped by Speedon and XSlayer300)
People who have promised to help Save the Earth: Battlefury, Speedon, ConsumerofAll, nulitor, Pit, OldSithRevan, XSlayer300. Man, 3 PZs, 1 Neutral, 3 AZs, and 1 GS. Nice unintentional proportions.
+1 Bomber, IGU, Mythic
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 3/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)
The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time.
Star's reinforced Phone II Nintendium: Star's Armored Phone 3/6
Prevents more than 2 damage to be done to Star's phone per turn. Vital for intelligence gathering.
Defibrillator && Magic Thorn: Pain Link 5/7
"I...don't know where to go from here. Well, actually I do, but I can't go there yet. You...you think this is a game? It is, but not yours. I...I may not be able to kill you, but I will make you feel indescribable pain.
Uzi. You think you were going to discourage us through your actions?
We don't give up that easily, or else we'd have left long ago."
Star takes a piece of paper off the ground. He begins to write in it.
To whom it may concern...
Also known as everyone here...
In the next couple of turns...I'm going to be gone for a short time...There's something I need to do...Involving the idiotic being that decided taking my body would be a good idea...and the other idiotic being that thought blowing up the planet would somehow make us want to give up.
SCP-882 suddenly experiences a sudden loss of body, as a gigantic piono falls out of the sky onto it.
Wait, I misspelled that. Oh well. A gigantic effigy of Pionoplayer falls onto SCP-882, destroying it utterly.
I use the to the fabricate spell to turn a part of the infinity of perfection in a perfection cape and I turn a part of the infinity of love in a love cloak
Alchemies
The Reinforcement && Book of support && Warp Zone gives Zone of Control 5/11
School of necromancy && The blasting pages && Green blood gives WISE FROM YO GWAVES 5/11
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Infinity of perfection level 0
Infinity of love level 0
Perfection cape level 0
Love cloak level 0
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
Tier-One level 10
I help proof of concept, crusher48 and hector(one time each)
After that I cast 3.0 haste on proof of concept giving him one extra partial action(this is represented under the form of a minicrit)
The arrival of Komato Assassin Asha (AKA The guy who puts the "Ass" in "Assassin". TWICE): 4/50
Coolest Plane Ever: 21/50
I proceed to ask people to tell me what did I ****ing miss.
After figuring out things such as that UserZero blew up Earth without much of a good reason, I proceed to lay verbal siege on her by calling her out on the massive waste of resources, and how she lost a LOT of potential allies.
Then, I proceed to send in a HUGE wave of killer streamers and a lot of magical golems made out of tar (Which, due to their size, means that putting them together makes them look like a tar pit, which, considering that they are supposed to be used to clog targets so they can't attack anything else, gives a new meaning to the term "Tarpit").
After that, I take a chainwhip (Don't ask how it works. It just does) and strike the Best Minecraft Player with it in order to paralyze him. Then, I cause him a possible naming crisis by pointing out that he ISN'T the best Minecraft player. (The real one is also the Best Gamer Ever. Really, there was an indie game with a really difficult difficulty mode, and he beat it so hard that it is now merely an easter egg).
Then, when he aske me which game is it, I tell him that it is where the Eilodon mech suit (AKA General Tor's Mechsuit) came from because I won't give him a straight answer in case I can use his possible ignorance against him...Talking about which, I shoot at the mech suit with a Massacre (A weapon from the same game that is normally only obtainable right before the final boss if you did a perfect Pacifist Run, which I did), which I got as a gift for managing to find a sport they liked that didn't have a high risk of death and didn't involve explosions...OK, it's stolen. You caught me at that.
I then proceed to take advantage of how the Conservation Of Ninjutsu works (It is currently empowering General Tor's Mechsuit instead of it's intended supportee) to call down a missile strike, an artillery strike AND an airstrike on the Roughly Twenty Nineteen Ninjas. I then proceed to use an area enchantment I just made to make it so gold and bling can empower entities, which, considering that I made it so the AZ side looks like it's made out of pimps, is quite useful.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
My suggestions:
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
Hmm... I do another thing against the guy that I hate the most Also Large Post incoming!
> Pricey12345: ATTACK CHOSEN => PR0 PLAYERZ[/b]
I walk up to the World's Best Minecraft Player and I talk to him.
"You are the guy that is so good at this game, Maybe I have better players or the players that has the similar same playskills as him and they are awesome at Esports like you."
I send out the Death Motorcycle Trio which they have the same armour quality aswell as Super Knockback-Proof, Thorns XX, Protection XX, Immune to Hacks (Kinda) while have their motorcycles which is hard as 10 tanks, the deadly arsenal of weapons, and the Rocket Boosters which can catch him off guard when he uses the powerful Potion of Swiftness while these can fly to catch him while he uses a powerful Potion of Leaping. the first 2 Death Motorcyclists pulls off the Minigun and Bow Hybrid with modified power and cannot spread so which can be strong enough to hurt him, (a little bit) they fire at the World's Best Minecraft Player while chasing him at the speed of sound, however one of the 3 Death Motorcyclists bashes the World's Best Minecraft Player with it's motorcycle's spiky wheels right in the face, faster than the speed of sound making his pair of totally cool, eye-healing, nearby-fog-dispelling glasses fell off and broke by landing on the ground + face damage. I summon a large group of angry and [AZ][/b] aligned Zombies and Skeletons with Thorns XV and Protection XV to dog-pile the World's Best Minecraft Player however, with his Pr0 skills he destroys some of my army that I sent off made the Death Motorcycle Trio very, Very ANGRY because how good is the World's Best Minecraft Player is. The Last of the 3 Motorcyclists calls another and even better Pro Player in that is the Mega Ultra Pro Minecraft Player with some even stronger equipment and much better skills than the World's Best Minecraft Player I applied the Super Strength to make him so powerful so that turns the World's Best Minecraft Player's face from Are you freaking kidding me face from Rage Comics into Rage Guy from Rage Comics so let the fight Begins the Mega Ultra Pro Minecraft Player does have Teleport as well as Ender Pearls while starting, the World's Best Minecraft Player tries to punch him, but the Mega Ultra Pro Minecraft Player teleported himself to the different area. In a few seconds, while the World's Best Minecraft Player tries to find him, the Mega Ultra Pro Minecraft Player back stabbed him with a super powerful sword in a speed of light sending him flying despite he has Super Knockback Protection while firing the WBMP with a rapid fire, Super Punch (Higher than Punch XX), Ultra Power (Higher than Power 30+), and status effects that the WBMP couldn't stop him and the Mega Ultra Pro Minecraft Player finished him off with the Ultra-Mega-GIGA Stab to the World's Best Minecraft Player's and piercing the Attack and Defense and his armour through right in the Heart making them land on the crater making a bigger crater and the World's Best Minecraft Player is fell unconscious while the last words that said by the Mega Ultra Pro Minecraft Player. "Git Gud and Get Rekt You are no better than I was I did beat even more Ultra Hardcore servers, Fractions Servers, over 9000 IWBTG Clones, a Huge ton of MLG Tournaments, and a lot of Divine Inversion so that YOU can never beat me." The Death Motorcyclists and the Mega Ultra Pro Minecraft Player disappear from sight and I walk away from the Crater that the WBMP lived. "I and we don't have lives mate."
[b]Coarsebot? 31/40[/b]
[b]Collab Summon: The Rune Master 1/50 (Wont started until MeGa joined, Toast currently joined but we are still waiting for)[/b]
[b]The Plusinator Crystals 27/50 (Will be added as one of the Alchemiter Ingredient or Module making process for upgrading or creating items that has the + next to the level Also it wont moves up a level that it will be at 15+ if I made a Level 15 Alchemy while using the Plusinator Crystal. If a Level 15 Alchemy deals 6,000 damage, However the Level 15+ Alchemy deals 6,200 damage)[/b]
[b]Alchemy Creation:[/b]
[b]Cannon && a pile of Black Midis && Minigun && Lag Reducers = Black (MIDI) Flag 5/11[/b]
[b]Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist 4/16[/b]
[b]Joke Alchemy: Nope[/b]
[b]Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,[/b]
[b]Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,[/b]
[b]REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy[/b]
[b]10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line (Plusinator Crystals Reccomended for this line but the stronger version of the Plusinator Crystal is required for one of the ultimate alchemies that i make): Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Level 15 Alchemies[/b]
Allies Action:
The Light Magician casts Light Heal to heal Ultra Greed
+3 MeGa because I need you to finish the charge so we must invite you for a big summon.
Charge Bank: N/A
Extra abilities: Gains +1000 (Max and current) HP and +100 Attack every turn it survives. Can accept assistance with charges or other things from PZs to make itself more powerful.
(If this is too much for a 30 post charge, you can nerf it.)
I order The Snowball to block the arrows that Sans is firing, and ALSO order The World's Best Minecraft Player to protect The Snowball in any way he can.
+1 Nulitor, Proof, NinjaV (hector isnt here anymore).
Hey UserZero! I hid 5 ambushes in this post! Try and find them all!
Welp, I wrote a big plot post and then somehow UserZero destroyed the Foundation anyways. So I guess this gets retconned as something about a data bug making EXOS think SCP-2000 is still there when it isnt.
Ambush! Okay, this one was badly placed
Foundation Thaumiel Operations Headquarters, SCP-2000:
"Observation drones have filed their first report."
"Is it good or bad? Start with the worst news."
"First off: SCP-239 survived the explosion somehow. She is knocked out, but we can recover her."
"Interesting. The Godmodder said only other godmodders can survive an explosion like this. Unless... Recapture he if possible, and try to augment the containment story. Check her for anomolous properties, and see if she counts as a godmodder."
"Secondly: SCP-123's shell is broken. The black hole's gravitational effects appear to be significantly reduced. Our working theory is that the Dragon Charge reduced its mass by a factor of 10^10."
"So that should not be a problem to contain. Try to draw it out of this debris field that we used to call Earth, though."
"Thirldy: SCP-231-7 is nowhere to be found, presumed dead in the K-class event."
"But that would mean-"
"SCP-2317 is not located, and is likely annihilated. After all, only a godmodder can survive this disaster."
"WE survived this disaster. An entity capable of destroying entire planets would likely survive as well."
"I AM FREE! FREE FROM THIS PRISON OF A PLANET! NOW I CAN DESTROY EVERYTHING!"
(note: the sound of SCP-2317's thundering voice actually travels through space somehow).
"We are screwed."
"{EXPLETIVE REDACTED}"! Also, ambush against UserZero.
SCP-2317 (or at least this incarnation of The Devourer) flew out of the cloud of hot gasses that was Earth. He emerged within 1000 miles of SCP-2000, and immediately vectored on an intercept course.
"YOU ARE WEAK! WHOEVER DESTROYED THIS WORLD THOUGHT HE COULD DESTROY IT ENTIRELY, BUT YET YOU SURVIVED! I WILL TAKE THE GLORY OF FINISHING THE JOB!"
"We need emergency vectors out of the path of this thing. SRAs won't even slow this thing down if it reaches us."
"This facility isn't even designed to operate in space! We have no maneuvering ability!"
"When you have a facility that is designed to survive catastrophes that potentially involve the outright destruction of Earth, you build a facility with space operational ability. Give me the controls."
SCP-2000 attempts to fire maneuvering thrusters to get away from the incoming Devourer. However, thrusters and effective thrusters are two seperate things. SCP-2317 closes to 750 miles.
"We need weapons. We need weapons or we will not stand a chance."
"We have no damn weapons! This thing's SRAs are supposed to be its primary defense!"
"What if we fire the SRA at it?"
"Then we may annoy it, and then we have a hole in our shields."
SCP-2317 closes to 500 miles. It then changes orientation from a head-first orientation to a chest-first orientation, then begins channeling a massive amount of energy. After a few seconds, it releases this energy in the form of a massive Wave Motion Gun that slams into SCP-2000. The beam stops just short of SCP-2000, but the nearest SRA begins overloading.
"Rebuilding Earth is no longer sustainable. Initiate contingency plans. Send Omega activation protocols to all SCP-2237 instances."
"This facility has no way to contact those instances. However, we have a contingency plan after 100 days of non-communication."
"If SCP-2317 hunts them down like it hunts down us, they don't have 100 days."
"O5-{REDACTED}, the instances have already activated."
SCP-2317 closes to 250 miles, and continues firing his beam. The target SRA overloads, then fails. The beam penetrates inside SCP-2000, and melts its way through systems until other SRAs augment their effect field to defend against it. SCP-2317 begins slowing itself to engage the station close-in.
"Damage report! What did he hit!"
"The impact damaged 56% of our cloning facilities, disabled 2 XACTS systems, and destroyed the primary reactor. Secondary power sources are geothermal, which is inoperable due to the lack of an Earth. We only have stored battery power remaining."
"YOU ARE WEAK! PITIFUL! YOUR PUNY DEFENSES ARE NO MATCH FOR MY STRENGTH! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM!"
SCP-2317 closes to 150 miles, and stops firing its beam. Then, it vanishes.
Memetic Ambush! If you know about it and happen to be a godmodder, you take damage!
The AI on-board SCP-2237-4 activated its Alcubierre drive and aimed it directly at the Devourer. This was not a suicidal ramming maneuver, however. As it contacted SCP-2317, the gravitational "bubble" in the front of the ship captured it and held it in position in front of the ship without contacting it. The craft then changed direction while sustaining the bubble to trap the Devourer, and aimed at the planet of a star located 23 light-years away. It warped out of the solar system in seconds and quickly accelerated to FTL speeds. The Devourer recovered and attempted to counterattack with its beams, but before this could happen SCP-2237-4 fired its primary weapon: a weaponized reality-warping device powerful enough to wipe out an entire planet's life. The Devourer survived this assault, but was unable to both defend against this attack and counterattack at the same time. As it accelerated, particles slammed into it as they were picked up by the drive's bubble, and the particles were moving at .99c relative to the Devourer's velocity on impact, so every particle hit it like a bullet (which was not very effective). Then, SCP-2237-4 reached its destination. It deactivated its drive and instantly slowed to a halt (as the drive did not change its actual velocity, but warped space around it instead), but SCP-2317 was not effected by this. It was thrown out of the deactivated field at .99c, straight into an earth-like planet. The planet was destroyed in an instant as SCP-2317 slammed through with an absolutely insane amount of force, and in a fraction of a second shot through it. The impact incapacitated it, ripping off an arm, a leg, and a head. SCP-2237-4 then used its reality warping powers to charge up its own Wave Motion Gun to attempt to inflict further damage, then fired, coring the beast straight through its chest. But then the beast woke back up. It gathered two of its arms together and created a massive orb of energy the size of one of its heads that it threw into the path of the beam, blocking the beam. It then brought its third surviving arm into it, and suddenly projected out its own beam to counter SCP-2237-4's beam. A beam war occured.
"What the gorilla just happened?"
"One of our SCP-2237 instances went rogue and weaponized its warp drive and reality warping functionality to engage SCP-2317."
"Why would it do that? They are only programmed to seek out safe locations to rebuild civilization from!"
"The AIs on them are intelligent. I would estimate that the AI decided to sacrifice itself to prevent SCP-2317 from destroying the efforts of all other such ships, with a side effect being that we were saved as a result."
(OOC: I wrote a huge story post, but its non-canon anyways. )
Now, back to universes that we actually care about...
Crusher48: So the data is corrupted. Can we uncorrupt it?
EXOS: I would estimate a 98% chance of corrupting whatever is used to run the uncorruption, but yes, if you have something to spare.
Crusher48: What if we somehow manage to use the server itself to run the uncorruption?
EXOS: Then we release the Glitch into the server. Wait, you aren't actually going to-
Crusher48: According to The Narrative, the glitch in its full form cannot attack until the third act. This is only act 2. Thus, by the law that The Narrative is an entity that tries to enforce itself and is powerful enough to do so, if we attempted an uncorruption operation on the server in such a way that the Glitch would hit the server, The Narrative will conspire to stop us, hopefully by having UserZero admit that she did it just to avoid us wrecking her server with the Glitch.
EXOS: Wait, wouldn't releasing the glitch break the OP scale?
Crusher48: Godmodders ignore the OP scale. Since UserZero created the Glitch right now, the Glitch is totally immune to the OP scale.
EXOS: Small problem: we just deployed our first (and potentially only) boss of the game. If you deploy the Glitch, you risk destroying that boss before it gets to do anything.
Crusher48: What if I set up a system whereby the Glitch doesn't come out until after the Hyperstorm dies? That way, the Hyperstorm gets Plot Armor because the Narrative refuses to allow the glitch until the third act, and even if it is allowed we can build up our forces while everyone else takes on the Glitch.
EXOS: I recommend not trying to mess with the Narrative. We aren't even supposed to be here according to it, remember?
Alright, I picked up more intelligence. My future selves had no leads, but some cross-update snooping found out some stuff about Dragon Charges. The good news: UserZero only has 9 Charges left at most. The bad news: She could still destroy 9 more worlds, and also use them in a suicide attack to screw everything over. In other news, I found a plot hole.
Here's another ambush, this one with a giant rock falling out of the sky!
A wild Plot Hole appears on the server, summoned after Tazz said paradoxes are impossible to control despite the fact that an earlier summon (the Obsidian Stronghold) had the capability to nullify paradoxes (it may not have actually done anything, but still) and was still allowed. The Plot Hole then attempts to sneak in more inconsistencies (by sneaking on extra damage when no one notices), which thankfully are reverted if pointed out. However, the plot hole itself cannot be defeated until someone finds an explanation for why paradox denial suddenly breaks the OP scale now despite not doing so earlier.
Entity Actions: The hyperstorm attempts to dodge all incoming attacks using fancy maneuvers (note that it can dodge player attacks too), then fires on the Titan with an EMP Cannon shot to weaken its shields, hopefully allowing a Fusion Lance to blast through them and hit the craft itself. Dreamy Bowser waits and counterattacks the first entity that attacks the GS side.
PS: The Weath Ray needs a 3 turn charge listing as well (at the end of this EOTB it will be at 2/3 charge), and that may influence the balancing of it (you might have thought it was fire every turn or something).
ConsumerOfAll: ... ConsumerOfAll: If that was a demoralisation tactic, shouldn't you have just found where the anti-godmodders' family lived and just murdered them indiscriminately?
ConsumerOfAll: I can see that you want to assert your dominance over the future traitors and Goatstoppers, but still. ConsumerOfAll: Also, sans, that was a really low blow. First, you said something in a way you really shouldn't have phrased it, and second, you joined the Goatstoppers. ConsumerOfAll: sans, why and how did you become a godmodder? ConsumerOfAll: I understand you're really good at making people ragequit, but why did you become a godmodder in particular? ConsumerOfAll: You're the type of person who probably only became a godmodder by making an Alpha mad before killing them.
I give The World's Best Minecraft Player my Coin Launcher and tell him to give it back if he dies or ragequits. I then create a stone wall around the PZs that can randomly block attacks directed at them, including Sans' dispensers.
[HOMURA ACTION]
You have no idea what my motives are, do you? I'm in this war to keep a useful asset, not waste resources on making people suffer. Have I become a demon in pursuit of saving those I love? Yes. I became the devil to protect Madoka's original intentions, not to subvert them. You chose that language to throw me of course and make me question my morals, didn't you. It's a shame that I've held on to those morals for approximately twelve years of loops.
Returning to why I started this conversation, I know a perfect way to counter your Karmic Retribution. You can't deal more than one 'hit point' of damage without some sort of boost. I still have one more Clara Doll, and I can still use it to counter your tactics.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] Readymade Luv 13/50 (+2 from Tazz, +4 from Best Godmodder) ================================================== The 0riginal Megalovania 40/50 (+2 from Tazz, +4 from Best Godmodder, +3 from TT2000) ================================================== Number 15 40/40 COMPLETE! (+2 from Tazz, +4 from Best Godmodder) ======================================== ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (5/??) ================ Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (1/??) ================ (Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (1/??) ================
+1 to TT2000, +1 to the Snowball, +1 to FBSN (as long as the assists go towards Rebuilding Earth)
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC]
[PZ] Love: 40/40 HP, Has 1 Armor. Mass Heal: III. Arrow Rain: III. Rebirth: IIIII.
Playerlike: Takes damage like a Player.
Mass Heal: Heals every PZ for a light amount of health.
Arrow Rain: An attack ignores evasiveness on non godmodders, deals a moderate amount of damage.
Rebirth: Summons a Meguca and Witch. They are linked in pairs, so killing one will kill the other.
[PZ] Meguca: 12/12 HP
[PZ] Witch: 50,000/50,000 HP
Nerf or buff per usual, but please don't remove the armour. It's kind of cheap, but it's the best tactic I have when Sans comes around and deals 1,000 damage to all PZs after this round.
(@TT2000: Why would I possibly betray UserZero? Also, the AZs have nearly double the amount of entities as the PZs (22 vs. 12) and we just lost a massive amount of ground and Uzi hitpoints in one turn, and it seems like the same thing happened after the first Gatekeeper. This is going to be absolutely ridiculous, but we have assistence from the Omega Plus. Let's regain our ground.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun, only my railgun
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
Generic Pair of Wings && Spikes = Spoke's Wings 1/???
+1 to Pricey +1 to Toast +1 to Leon
The Artist and The Yandere 9/50 (+2 from SUPPORT!)
OH YES! 25/30 (+12 from SUPPORT!)
Winchester Rotomo 15/30 (+2 from SUPPORT!)
theCharacters began pestering ultimataCommander.
UC: Hello, who's there?
TC: Emerald, Lapis, Joey, Josh, and Sarah.
TC: We have some bad news.
TC: Earth just blew up.
UC: You know that I was there when Hera pushed the detonator right?
TC: Oh.
TC: Btw, who's Hera?
UC: UserZero.
TC: Oh, ok.
TC: So that's hear real name?
UC: Correct.
UC: Ok, now can you get off?
UC: I'm trying to beat up Uzi, you know.
theCharacters ceased pestering ultimataCommander.
Maurice attacks the Disembodied Heart!
I then pull out BOBAS and shoot bitter and salty liquid into the (probably) yelling World's Best Minecraft Player.
I then copy and paste my speech into the chat memo.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
Smite: 28/33 (+4 from UserZero, +6 from Battlefury13, +2 from Latedop)
Walker, this time around, is utterly confused at why there is an AZ tombstone present on the battlefield. He decides to rectify the problem by gathering his power up into his sword, somehow catching on fire, rocketing into the air and through an impressive arc in the sky, then crashing downward sword-first into the AZ tombstone. A supermassive explosion sounds off, rising up high and wide enough to light up the server for all of a dozen seconds. When the smoke clears, Walker is missing his sword. He curses loudly and colourfully for a minute, rockets off somewhere to go buy a new sword from Balloon Boy, then returns to the battlefield.
The man who is not Verdana pauses and grins.
"Well, I suppose I can tell you my name without risking too many things... at least, the name I used to go by. Back when I was human. Back when I didn't command the elements. Back when I still had family... Although, I suppose due to how the timeline seems to be working right at the moment, those events are technically in the future. Anyway. I used to be just another Joshua."
He glances at the dispensers that Sans has set up, and sighs, preparing to defend himself against the incoming arrows. There seems to be a thin barrier around his body, if one looks close enough.
The Roughly Twenty Nineteen Ninjas, due to not being the type of entity who would normally block things, decide to take cover behind the man who's name was just revealed.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
6/25/2013
Posts:
48
Member Details
+1 all Tazz
10/10 Medics
Medic!!!
Shrooomb Juice Squad on the JOB!
5x Shroomb Juice Boys
HP: 5000
Abilities:
Healing Drink: Heals a Entity for 2k
Rejuvenation Drink: Gives a stacking buff on entity that heals 5k equally over 5 turns
Pump them Up!: Gives Stong Drink to entity increasing strength by 100% for next attack, however pills take time to make and are expensive to only one pill can be used regardless of number of Juice boys, i say 2 turns to recharge dem stong Drinks
4/100 Prototype (Redacted!)
2/25 Sleeper Agent
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
I activate the Gate 1 to summon
2x Shroomb Bruisers:
HP: 20,000
Special:Deal damage equal to the attack power of the entity that attacks it.
They are ordered to guard the other Shroombs and the Gates
The Sword 7/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 7/50 (Assisted by: Tazz +2)
A Flower 1/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 1/50
Assisting in: "To save the Earth, one charge point at a time"
\==ACTIONS==/
-Player Actions-
Charging: The Sword 7/50
I now started charging The Flower.
Charging Minigun.
\==STORY/RP==/
The glowing stones became brighter.
XSlayer300 thinks of the world.
...Why, why would a crazed player do this. But, this will be my form from now on.
I don't like this any longer. I have to fight back.
XSlayer300 is now turning dark blue.
*flashback*
"As for me. The power that I have, is..."
Then, a young girl, showed up.
"...?"
"Yes, The power... With this power. Our powers will combine as one."
HUZZAH, THE UPDATE IS DONE.
I have no words, only extreme salt for how long that took. As mentioned in the update, everyone gets +2 to all charges (in total) for lateness.
Alchemies
Telum Warded Jar && Blacksmith's Briefcase = The Weaponcase (5/8)
Lux Warded Jar && Brightsteel = Luminite (3/?) Tazz, this said (1/?) when you copypasted it. Level plox.
Invidia Warded Jar1 && Rune of Envy2 && SCP-1133-53 && 2x Electrum Shears4 = Twin Shears of Leviathan (2/13)
Module Action
Module Descriptions
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: Generating light level 40.
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: 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into 
, 5,000 EMC into 
.
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: 36,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from 
. Transferring no EMC.
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: Condensing nothing. 24,965/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from 
.
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: Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal and 1 Tracking Rocket Chainsaw. Receiving items from 
.
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: Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to 
.
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: 571,190/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from 
. Transferring 106 EU per post to 
.
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: Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from 
.
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: Being powered and operated by 
.
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (31/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (19/50)
Project M13-ON THE OTHER SIDE (13/50) (+3 from Generic, +2 to all from Tazz)
+3 to Twin
Action
I grab the Weaponsmith's Briefcase and pull out a rocket launcher. I then fire it at the Hyperstorm, then switch to Overkill! and fire 20,000 rocket propelled fission grenades at the Hyperstorm.
Entity Action
Yuzita keys in some code.
CodeLaser parenthesisCodeLaser = new CodeLaser('()');
CodeLaserUpgrade amplifier = new AmplifierUpgrade(2147483648L);
CodeLaserUpgrade viralinfection = new CodeVirusUpgrade(ViralStrains.VIRUS_STRAIN_EBOLA_ZAIRE);
parenthesisCodeLaser.install(amplifier);
parenthesisCodeLaser.install(viralinfection);
parenthesisCodeLaser.setPosition(new RelativePolarPosition(RealityInterface.currentLocation(),Direction.getYaw(RealityInterface.currentLocation(),Entity.byName("Hyperstorm"),0.3f));
parenthesisCodeLaser.setFacing(Direction.getDirectionFromTo(RealityInterface.currentLocation(),Entity.byName("Hyperstorm")));
parenthesisCodeLaser.fireAt(Entity.byName("Hyperstorm");
A lens appears in mid-air, shaped like an open and close parenthesis pushed against each other, and fires a beam of pure code at the Hyperstorm.
WARNING: Large RP Scene as well as the Action:
During the fight, I see Lunabade's head after being severed off then her eyes turned red while her body is laying on the floor short-circuited then shakes and the robotic sound came out of both areas,
Head and Body Alarm: WARNING NO HEAD CONNECTED TO THE BODY AND BEGAN TO SELF DESTRUCT, SO HAVE A NICE DAY!
After the warning says day it began speaking in gibberish while Every Lunabade workers began freaking out, only 20% of the workforce escaped safely and however Lunabade explodes into pieces (Same goes with her head) creating a 50 ft wide and 25 ft deep crater killing almost all the non escaped workers however 5 of them survived and sent me flying across the 100 ft crashing into a small hole sent me unconscious for 5 minutes however I stand up and saw the Crown of First Liner with a [AZ] tag written on, I tried to grab it but something that is familiar I looked up and see the same Moon Creature which is slightly transparent, heavily damaged body, the tip of the tail cut off and the destroyed cloak that is still on I realise that I saw the same creature I think it is Lunai in her soul form
Soul Lunai: You shouldn't take that crown That is mine but however I am Dead I will send it over to Ultra Greed
Lunai threw her former First Liner Crown to Ultra Greed so he is now first in the line, All gems on the First Liner Crown is now $ signs however I tried to revive her but my hands fizzle and fail to revive so it's best to send her back to the Interdimentional Rift however she gives me 4 Heal Orbs the Magical Lunai Plush Blueprint (which is a Level 15 Item that memorise her origins and being First in line) and the Essence of the Heal Moon Dragoness but she realised she lasted for nearly a good solid month and she is one of the 10 cores of my 0rigin Heroes! (Sadly Sir Shield is not a Core either...)
Soul Lunai: Thanks for helping me for the adventure, I will run away in the Interdimentional Portal so I will hop in some other games I would like. Bye Bye!
Lunai hugs me and she jumped through the Interdimentional Portal while the portal closes, I see the dark presence of her and smiling while turning her fur color from blue to black while smiling at me looking at me sideways however the message landed near me that is Lunai's and the message says
Lunai (that she sent with a message): I got back home safely however I don't want to be eaten up by DTG Project Storm's huge red blood sucking killer dragon so I met up with a Storm Retiree who wanted to play D&D with me and his friends sadly I wont return to this DTG Session but maybe next time so I wont be banned while trying to rejoin without using Imagination and Creativity
However 2 Essences began speaking
Sp00py Essence: I kn0w that stupid skelet0n named Sans s0 h0wever, the incident lasted a wh0le m0nth s0 that w0uld be needed t0 implant me int0 my signature sw0rd.
Healing Moon Dragon's Essence: Yes, that stupid Skeleton is driving me nuts however, I am contained in the Essence but you can use me for a powerful healing item
Light Mage: Well I was he last one to be living with my master.
RP ENDS HERE and here is a Action, a REAL Action
I use my Madhouse to charge up to fire 2 Higgs boson orbs at the Lil' Chub while I charge up my BoT, WoT Blaster and Bad Times while I do a thing
> Pricey12345: ATTACK CHOSEN => DOES A THING (Maybe)
I walk while I look my head in the sky then I fell in a portal then I take out my Lugols (Luger and Pistol Hybrid) to shoot the face of Lil' Chub then landed in the opened Door portal then I shoot a laser from my hand at the body of the Lil' Chub and I kick it in space while I grab the behind of Lil' Chub and threw it in Lunabade's Crater that she created after explosion and I bury Lil' Chub with the Scrap Metal from my former companion and dirt to crush Lil' Chub after burying.
Coarsebot? 30/40 +3 from Tazz
Collab Summon: The Rune Master 1/50 (Wont started until MeGa joined, Toast currently joined but we are still waiting for)
The Plusinator Crystals 26/50 +3 from Tazz (Will be added as one of the Alchemiter Ingredient or Module making process for upgrading or creating items that has the + next to the level Also it wont moves up a level that it will be at 15+ if I made a Level 15 Alchemy while using the Plusinator Crystal. If a Level 15 Alchemy deals 6,000 damage, However the Level 15+ Alchemy deals 6,200 damage)
Alchemy Creation:
Cannon && a pile of Black Midis && Minigun && Lag Reducers = Black (MIDI) Flag 4/11
Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist 3/16
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line (Plusinator Crystals Reccomended for this line but the stronger version of the Plusinator Crystal is required for one of the ultimate alchemies that i make): Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Level 15 Alchemies
Allies Action:
Lunabade got her head cut off and her body self destructed, See RP for why
The Light Magician casts Light Heal to heal Ultra Greed
+3 MeGa because I need you to finish the charge so we must invite you for a big summon.
Charge Bank: N/A
Inventory Link: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/436320-the-forge-destroy-the-godmodder-discussion-thread?comment=10277
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Psst! His armor has Prot X and Thorns X. They (the baby zombies) probably won't last long enough for a full half-heart of damage. Just saying.
30/30 COMPLETE! Deploying shortly...
8/20
+3 Consumerofall, if he's still on team PZ
I give the World's Best Minecraft Player a pair of totally cool, eye-healing, nearby-fog-dispelling glasses, which will help him cure the blind. I also order him to block Sans's arrows using Attack and Defend!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Why thank you Richard, I am flattered. But to my dear Uzi, don't you know it is horribly bad form to not respond to a death threat? I'm hurt at your indifference. Heh... I'm sorry, couldn't say that seriously. But I really think that when that charge is finished, you and I shall an enjoyable meeting.
Revan nods at sans. Perhaps this isn't the time to ponder such a question...
He has realized something, everyone on this battlefield is apathetic to him. He shrugs, this deal is getting worse and worse all the time. He needs an ally who he can trust. A show of force is the way to go for allies around here. (Terrible puns should be Revan's attacks, They'd deal more damage.)
Revan hears the Disembodied Heart beating (THUMP, THUMP) and grips it with the Force. He grips remnants of shattered metal and broken weapons as well and flings them into the Heart. At the same time Heart is suddenly slammed into ground making wet thuds as blood to trickles from the Heart's wounds from shrapnel .(THUMP, THUMP) He just keeps on slamming the Heart into the ground, creating a pool of blood which just doesn't seem to end. (THUMP, THUMP... thump.... thump....thump....) Revan wipes the blood of himself.
Charges
The Crawling Chaos: 27/50(+2 Tazz for all, +2 Richard)
???: 22/50
The Summoning Key: 22/50
Assists
Pricey, TwinBuilder and Star/FBSN
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
Hezetor is filled with joy as he sees that the Throne of the Skies (modular upgrade) is complete, as soon as he sits on it he can feel how much modular that is.
After pressing a sequence of buttons on the right arm of the Throne a compartment is opened, the following modules are installed:
-Module of autoguida avanzato (+10%/20% dodge chance)
-Module of energy shield manipulation (allows the Throne to create an invisible spherical shield around itself [+1 armor])
-Module of plasma manipulation (makes the shield much better [another +1 armor])
The Module of plasma manipulation obviously allows the Throne to use plasma-based attacks.
Then the Module of atomic manipulation is installed on the Modular Armor, this should buff all damage based on the manipulation of atoms, so from now on consider all attack that use atomic manipulation buffed by this module.
As soon Hezetor sees the Nuclear Throne he cannot stop himself from looking at it, he flies to it and slowly examine his peculiar shape, he has never seen a throne like this one, then feels the marvellous atomic power that it contains, he is again filled with joy in seeing another great throne in a place like this.
He then slowly flies to the Scribe and says:
Hezetor: Congratulations Scribe, this is truly an extraordinary throne.
Hezetor activates the Chaos card on the Disembodied Heart and while this aberration disappear under the power of complete annihilation it is possible to take a glimpse of Hezetor smiling for a brief moment.
This is how things should be.
He then will draw another card and, if possible, take one of the presents.
the Glory 50/50 hold 2/3
Spadaccino 43/50 +2 from Tazz
...... 30/50 +2 from Tazz
... 3/50 +2 from Tazz
At the speed of Zeno: this object allows the user to move at paradoxical speed: the user is capable of doing a certain action or a certain sequence of actions in a certain amount of time, the distance of time from an action an the another is halved every time as well as the time for performing the action itself, thus performing a supertask: executing an infinite amount of actions in a finite amount of time.
WARNING: moving at paradoxical speed might create paradoxes, use with caution.
(the paradox will occur if you dare to look at the results of said supertask, example: after an infinite sequence of fists, and after a right fist there is a left fist, which hand hit the enemy last? Both answer are paradoxical hence do not ask the question and avoid contact with the answer)
Throne of the skies && module = Throne of the skies (modular upgrade) (Level 8: 9/9) Done!
Module && Mithril && Orichalcum && Adamantium = Metallica Module (Level 10: 3/11)
Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 2/16)
Module || a book on ultra-dense extrusion = Module of superior metallurgy (level ?: 1/?)
Using ultra-dense extrusion it is possible to create metals so dense that they can successfully protect from non baryonic particles.
In general this technology is also necessary to correctly manipulate said particles safely.
SECRET.21/50
Ante Chamber 45/50
The Pact 20/50
Mace && Light Titan Essence = Phototitan Mace 9/11
Gauntlet && Darkness Titan Essence = Shadetitan Arm 9/11
Wand && Lightning Titan Essence = Titanspark Wand 2/11
+3 Cobalt
Golem: ...Hey, "World's Best Minecraft Player."
Golem: I see you over there, pretending you're great.
Golem: Bet you can't even handle modded servers.
I pull out a Warpwood/Shadowmetal staff with a Shock focus enchanted with Potency V on it, then casually fling lightning in the "World's Best Minecraft Player"'s direction.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
41/50 CAPTAIN MEME!
11/50 Beat Beat Beat To the left!
6/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time (Helped by Speedon and XSlayer300)
People who have promised to help Save the Earth: Battlefury, Speedon, ConsumerofAll, nulitor, Pit, OldSithRevan, XSlayer300. Man, 3 PZs, 1 Neutral, 3 AZs, and 1 GS. Nice unintentional proportions.
+1 Bomber, IGU, Mythic
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 3/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)
The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time.
Star's reinforced Phone II Nintendium: Star's Armored Phone 3/6
Prevents more than 2 damage to be done to Star's phone per turn. Vital for intelligence gathering.
Defibrillator && Magic Thorn: Pain Link 5/7
"I...don't know where to go from here. Well, actually I do, but I can't go there yet. You...you think this is a game? It is, but not yours. I...I may not be able to kill you, but I will make you feel indescribable pain.
Uzi. You think you were going to discourage us through your actions?
We don't give up that easily, or else we'd have left long ago."
Star takes a piece of paper off the ground. He begins to write in it.
To whom it may concern...
Also known as everyone here...
In the next couple of turns...I'm going to be gone for a short time...There's something I need to do...Involving the idiotic being that decided taking my body would be a good idea...and the other idiotic being that thought blowing up the planet would somehow make us want to give up.
SCP-882 suddenly experiences a sudden loss of body, as a gigantic piono falls out of the sky onto it.
Wait, I misspelled that. Oh well. A gigantic effigy of Pionoplayer falls onto SCP-882, destroying it utterly.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
I use the to the fabricate spell to turn a part of the infinity of perfection in a perfection cape and I turn a part of the infinity of love in a love cloak
Alchemies
The Reinforcement && Book of support && Warp Zone gives Zone of Control 5/11
School of necromancy && The blasting pages && Green blood gives WISE FROM YO GWAVES 5/11
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Infinity of perfection level 0
Infinity of love level 0
Perfection cape level 0
Love cloak level 0
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
Tier-One level 10
I help proof of concept, crusher48 and hector(one time each)
After that I cast 3.0 haste on proof of concept giving him one extra partial action(this is represented under the form of a minicrit)
Weak Puny Honey Badger: 21/50 (DUE TO +2)
The arrival of Komato Assassin Asha (AKA The guy who puts the "Ass" in "Assassin". TWICE): 4/50
Coolest Plane Ever: 21/50
I proceed to ask people to tell me what did I ****ing miss.
After figuring out things such as that UserZero blew up Earth without much of a good reason, I proceed to lay verbal siege on her by calling her out on the massive waste of resources, and how she lost a LOT of potential allies.
Then, I proceed to send in a HUGE wave of killer streamers and a lot of magical golems made out of tar (Which, due to their size, means that putting them together makes them look like a tar pit, which, considering that they are supposed to be used to clog targets so they can't attack anything else, gives a new meaning to the term "Tarpit").
After that, I take a chainwhip (Don't ask how it works. It just does) and strike the Best Minecraft Player with it in order to paralyze him. Then, I cause him a possible naming crisis by pointing out that he ISN'T the best Minecraft player. (The real one is also the Best Gamer Ever. Really, there was an indie game with a really difficult difficulty mode, and he beat it so hard that it is now merely an easter egg).
Then, when he aske me which game is it, I tell him that it is where the Eilodon mech suit (AKA General Tor's Mechsuit) came from because I won't give him a straight answer in case I can use his possible ignorance against him...Talking about which, I shoot at the mech suit with a Massacre (A weapon from the same game that is normally only obtainable right before the final boss if you did a perfect Pacifist Run, which I did), which I got as a gift for managing to find a sport they liked that didn't have a high risk of death and didn't involve explosions...OK, it's stolen. You caught me at that.
I then proceed to take advantage of how the Conservation Of Ninjutsu works (It is currently empowering General Tor's Mechsuit instead of it's intended supportee) to call down a missile strike, an artillery strike AND an airstrike on the Roughly
TwentyNineteen Ninjas. I then proceed to use an area enchantment I just made to make it so gold and bling can empower entities, which, considering that I made it so the AZ side looks like it's made out of pimps, is quite useful.My suggestions:
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
New uses and tweaks for common items that lack uses. Making some items less unbearable.
CoolestBrother: Well, the second gatekeeper’s dead. That happened.
StepMaster376: And then UserZero did a dramatic recreation of the bad end to that one Commander Keen game subtitled “The Earth Explodes”, except real
MistressSarah: There’s probably a lot more you’re missing, but this is the important thing you really should know right away.
/null
Hmm... I do another thing against the guy that I hate the most Also Large Post incoming!
> Pricey12345: ATTACK CHOSEN => PR0 PLAYERZ[/b]
I walk up to the World's Best Minecraft Player and I talk to him.
"You are the guy that is so good at this game, Maybe I have better players or the players that has the similar same playskills as him and they are awesome at Esports like you."
I send out the Death Motorcycle Trio which they have the same armour quality aswell as Super Knockback-Proof, Thorns XX, Protection XX, Immune to Hacks (Kinda) while have their motorcycles which is hard as 10 tanks, the deadly arsenal of weapons, and the Rocket Boosters which can catch him off guard when he uses the powerful Potion of Swiftness while these can fly to catch him while he uses a powerful Potion of Leaping. the first 2 Death Motorcyclists pulls off the Minigun and Bow Hybrid with modified power and cannot spread so which can be strong enough to hurt him, (a little bit) they fire at the World's Best Minecraft Player while chasing him at the speed of sound, however one of the 3 Death Motorcyclists bashes the World's Best Minecraft Player with it's motorcycle's spiky wheels right in the face, faster than the speed of sound making his pair of totally cool, eye-healing, nearby-fog-dispelling glasses fell off and broke by landing on the ground + face damage. I summon a large group of angry and [AZ][/b] aligned Zombies and Skeletons with Thorns XV and Protection XV to dog-pile the World's Best Minecraft Player however, with his Pr0 skills he destroys some of my army that I sent off made the Death Motorcycle Trio very, Very ANGRY because how good is the World's Best Minecraft Player is. The Last of the 3 Motorcyclists calls another and even better Pro Player in that is the Mega Ultra Pro Minecraft Player with some even stronger equipment and much better skills than the World's Best Minecraft Player I applied the Super Strength to make him so powerful so that turns the World's Best Minecraft Player's face from Are you freaking kidding me face from Rage Comics into Rage Guy from Rage Comics so let the fight Begins the Mega Ultra Pro Minecraft Player does have Teleport as well as Ender Pearls while starting, the World's Best Minecraft Player tries to punch him, but the Mega Ultra Pro Minecraft Player teleported himself to the different area. In a few seconds, while the World's Best Minecraft Player tries to find him, the Mega Ultra Pro Minecraft Player back stabbed him with a super powerful sword in a speed of light sending him flying despite he has Super Knockback Protection while firing the WBMP with a rapid fire, Super Punch (Higher than Punch XX), Ultra Power (Higher than Power 30+), and status effects that the WBMP couldn't stop him and the Mega Ultra Pro Minecraft Player finished him off with the Ultra-Mega-GIGA Stab to the World's Best Minecraft Player's and piercing the Attack and Defense and his armour through right in the Heart making them land on the crater making a bigger crater and the World's Best Minecraft Player is fell unconscious while the last words that said by the Mega Ultra Pro Minecraft Player. "Git Gud and Get Rekt You are no better than I was I did beat even more Ultra Hardcore servers, Fractions Servers, over 9000 IWBTG Clones, a Huge ton of MLG Tournaments, and a lot of Divine Inversion so that YOU can never beat me." The Death Motorcyclists and the Mega Ultra Pro Minecraft Player disappear from sight and I walk away from the Crater that the WBMP lived. "I and we don't have lives mate."
[b]Coarsebot? 31/40[/b]
[b]Collab Summon: The Rune Master 1/50 (Wont started until MeGa joined, Toast currently joined but we are still waiting for)[/b]
[b]The Plusinator Crystals 27/50 (Will be added as one of the Alchemiter Ingredient or Module making process for upgrading or creating items that has the + next to the level Also it wont moves up a level that it will be at 15+ if I made a Level 15 Alchemy while using the Plusinator Crystal. If a Level 15 Alchemy deals 6,000 damage, However the Level 15+ Alchemy deals 6,200 damage)[/b]
[b]Alchemy Creation:[/b]
[b]Cannon && a pile of Black Midis && Minigun && Lag Reducers = Black (MIDI) Flag 5/11[/b]
[b]Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist 4/16[/b]
[b]Joke Alchemy: Nope[/b]
[b]Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,[/b]
[b]Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,[/b]
[b]REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy[/b]
[b]10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line (Plusinator Crystals Reccomended for this line but the stronger version of the Plusinator Crystal is required for one of the ultimate alchemies that i make): Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Level 15 Alchemies[/b]
Allies Action:
The Light Magician casts Light Heal to heal Ultra Greed
+3 MeGa because I need you to finish the charge so we must invite you for a big summon.
Charge Bank: N/A
Inventory Link: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/436320-the-forge-destroy-the-godmodder-discussion-thread?comment=10277
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
30/30 Deploying...
9/20
THE SNOWBALL:
Starting HP: Average
Starting Attack: Average
Extra abilities: Gains +1000 (Max and current) HP and +100 Attack every turn it survives. Can accept assistance with charges or other things from PZs to make itself more powerful.
(If this is too much for a 30 post charge, you can nerf it.)
I order The Snowball to block the arrows that Sans is firing, and ALSO order The World's Best Minecraft Player to protect The Snowball in any way he can.
Uh... I give the World's Best Minecrafter a healing potion too!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
50/50 XCOM Base (+2 nulitor, +1 proof, +2 tazzwarp, +1 EXOS)
11/50 Nexar Spawner
1/50 Avatar Project
+1 Nulitor, Proof, NinjaV (hector isnt here anymore).
Hey UserZero! I hid 5 ambushes in this post! Try and find them all!
Welp, I wrote a big plot post and then somehow UserZero destroyed the Foundation anyways. So I guess this gets retconned as something about a data bug making EXOS think SCP-2000 is still there when it isnt.
Ambush! Okay, this one was badly placed
Foundation Thaumiel Operations Headquarters, SCP-2000:
"Observation drones have filed their first report."
"Is it good or bad? Start with the worst news."
"First off: SCP-239 survived the explosion somehow. She is knocked out, but we can recover her."
"Interesting. The Godmodder said only other godmodders can survive an explosion like this. Unless... Recapture he if possible, and try to augment the containment story. Check her for anomolous properties, and see if she counts as a godmodder."
"Secondly: SCP-123's shell is broken. The black hole's gravitational effects appear to be significantly reduced. Our working theory is that the Dragon Charge reduced its mass by a factor of 10^10."
"So that should not be a problem to contain. Try to draw it out of this debris field that we used to call Earth, though."
"Thirldy: SCP-231-7 is nowhere to be found, presumed dead in the K-class event."
"But that would mean-"
"SCP-2317 is not located, and is likely annihilated. After all, only a godmodder can survive this disaster."
"WE survived this disaster. An entity capable of destroying entire planets would likely survive as well."
"I AM FREE! FREE FROM THIS PRISON OF A PLANET! NOW I CAN DESTROY EVERYTHING!"
(note: the sound of SCP-2317's thundering voice actually travels through space somehow).
"We are screwed."
"{EXPLETIVE REDACTED}"! Also, ambush against UserZero.
SCP-2317 (or at least this incarnation of The Devourer) flew out of the cloud of hot gasses that was Earth. He emerged within 1000 miles of SCP-2000, and immediately vectored on an intercept course.
"YOU ARE WEAK! WHOEVER DESTROYED THIS WORLD THOUGHT HE COULD DESTROY IT ENTIRELY, BUT YET YOU SURVIVED! I WILL TAKE THE GLORY OF FINISHING THE JOB!"
"We need emergency vectors out of the path of this thing. SRAs won't even slow this thing down if it reaches us."
"This facility isn't even designed to operate in space! We have no maneuvering ability!"
"When you have a facility that is designed to survive catastrophes that potentially involve the outright destruction of Earth, you build a facility with space operational ability. Give me the controls."
SCP-2000 attempts to fire maneuvering thrusters to get away from the incoming Devourer. However, thrusters and effective thrusters are two seperate things. SCP-2317 closes to 750 miles.
"We need weapons. We need weapons or we will not stand a chance."
"We have no damn weapons! This thing's SRAs are supposed to be its primary defense!"
"What if we fire the SRA at it?"
"Then we may annoy it, and then we have a hole in our shields."
SCP-2317 closes to 500 miles. It then changes orientation from a head-first orientation to a chest-first orientation, then begins channeling a massive amount of energy. After a few seconds, it releases this energy in the form of a massive Wave Motion Gun that slams into SCP-2000. The beam stops just short of SCP-2000, but the nearest SRA begins overloading.
Memetic Ambush! If you know about it and happen to be a godmodder, you take damage!
Here's another ambush, this one with a giant rock falling out of the sky!
[RP AND ATTACKS]
ConsumerOfAll: ...
ConsumerOfAll: If that was a demoralisation tactic, shouldn't you have just found where the anti-godmodders' family lived and just murdered them indiscriminately?
ConsumerOfAll: I can see that you want to assert your dominance over the future traitors and Goatstoppers, but still.
ConsumerOfAll: Also, sans, that was a really low blow. First, you said something in a way you really shouldn't have phrased it, and second, you joined the Goatstoppers.
ConsumerOfAll: sans, why and how did you become a godmodder?
ConsumerOfAll: I understand you're really good at making people ragequit, but why did you become a godmodder in particular?
ConsumerOfAll: You're the type of person who probably only became a godmodder by making an Alpha mad before killing them.
I give The World's Best Minecraft Player my Coin Launcher and tell him to give it back if he dies or ragequits. I then create a stone wall around the PZs that can randomly block attacks directed at them, including Sans' dispensers.
[HOMURA ACTION]
You have no idea what my motives are, do you? I'm in this war to keep a useful asset, not waste resources on making people suffer. Have I become a demon in pursuit of saving those I love? Yes. I became the devil to protect Madoka's original intentions, not to subvert them. You chose that language to throw me of course and make me question my morals, didn't you. It's a shame that I've held on to those morals for approximately twelve years of loops.
Returning to why I started this conversation, I know a perfect way to counter your Karmic Retribution. You can't deal more than one 'hit point' of damage without some sort of boost. I still have one more Clara Doll, and I can still use it to counter your tactics.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
Readymade Luv 13/50 (+2 from Tazz, +4 from Best Godmodder) ==================================================
The 0riginal Megalovania 40/50 (+2 from Tazz, +4 from Best Godmodder, +3 from TT2000) ==================================================
Number 15 40/40 COMPLETE! (+2 from Tazz, +4 from Best Godmodder) ========================================
ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (5/??) ================
Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (1/??) ================
(Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (1/??) ================
+1 to TT2000, +1 to the Snowball, +1 to FBSN (as long as the assists go towards Rebuilding Earth)
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC]
[PZ] Love: 40/40 HP, Has 1 Armor. Mass Heal: III. Arrow Rain: III. Rebirth: IIIII.
Playerlike: Takes damage like a Player.
Mass Heal: Heals every PZ for a light amount of health.
Arrow Rain: An attack ignores evasiveness on non godmodders, deals a moderate amount of damage.
Rebirth: Summons a Meguca and Witch. They are linked in pairs, so killing one will kill the other.
[PZ] Meguca: 12/12 HP
[PZ] Witch: 50,000/50,000 HP
Nerf or buff per usual, but please don't remove the armour. It's kind of cheap, but it's the best tactic I have when Sans comes around and deals 1,000 damage to all PZs after this round.
(@TT2000: Why would I possibly betray UserZero?
Also, the AZs have nearly double the amount of entities as the PZs (22 vs. 12) and we just lost a massive amount of ground and Uzi hitpoints in one turn, and it seems like the same thing happened after the first Gatekeeper. This is going to be absolutely ridiculous, but we have assistence from the Omega Plus. Let's regain our ground.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun, only my railgun
My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
[AA]: Mookrush.
[PZ]: A paradox a day keeps continued existence away.
[GM]: Welcome to Pain and Suffering. (pls join)
"oh. the mrc got destroyed." "that's gonna be a problem."
I get a thousand taunt-kill spamming Huntsman snipers to spam their taunt-kill on Li'l Chub.
Marvel of Machinery: 20/50
some loser: 13/25
Fire Axe && Solar Titan Essence && Solar Panel = Suntitan Panelaxe (7/11)
It's High Noon
Thai Milk Tea && Lucky Charms && Hot Cocoa && Artificial Sweetener && Gun = Blaster of Bitterness and Saltiness 7/7 Done.
Flakthrower && Ichor Bullets = Armor Piercer 3/9 (Some of you might see where I am going with this.)
Grenade && Laser && Smoke = Laser Smoke Grenade 3/???
Generic Pair of Wings && Spikes = Spoke's Wings 1/???
+1 to Pricey +1 to Toast +1 to Leon
The Artist and The Yandere 9/50 (+2 from SUPPORT!)
OH YES! 25/30 (+12 from SUPPORT!)
Winchester Rotomo 15/30 (+2 from SUPPORT!)
theCharacters began pestering ultimataCommander.
UC: Hello, who's there?
TC: Emerald, Lapis, Joey, Josh, and Sarah.
TC: We have some bad news.
TC: Earth just blew up.
UC: You know that I was there when Hera pushed the detonator right?
TC: Oh.
TC: Btw, who's Hera?
UC: UserZero.
TC: Oh, ok.
TC: So that's hear real name?
UC: Correct.
UC: Ok, now can you get off?
UC: I'm trying to beat up Uzi, you know.
theCharacters ceased pestering ultimataCommander.
Maurice attacks the Disembodied Heart!
I then pull out BOBAS and shoot bitter and salty liquid into the (probably) yelling World's Best Minecraft Player.
I then copy and paste my speech into the chat memo.
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out
http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
Walker: Level 2, 881500 damage
+3 to battlefury13
Smite: 28/33 (+4 from UserZero, +6 from Battlefury13, +2 from Latedop)
Walker, this time around, is utterly confused at why there is an AZ tombstone present on the battlefield. He decides to rectify the problem by gathering his power up into his sword, somehow catching on fire, rocketing into the air and through an impressive arc in the sky, then crashing downward sword-first into the AZ tombstone. A supermassive explosion sounds off, rising up high and wide enough to light up the server for all of a dozen seconds. When the smoke clears, Walker is missing his sword. He curses loudly and colourfully for a minute, rockets off somewhere to go buy a new sword from Balloon Boy, then returns to the battlefield.
The man who is not Verdana pauses and grins.
"Well, I suppose I can tell you my name without risking too many things... at least, the name I used to go by. Back when I was human. Back when I didn't command the elements. Back when I still had family... Although, I suppose due to how the timeline seems to be working right at the moment, those events are technically in the future. Anyway. I used to be just another Joshua."
He glances at the dispensers that Sans has set up, and sighs, preparing to defend himself against the incoming arrows. There seems to be a thin barrier around his body, if one looks close enough.
The Roughly
TwentyNineteen Ninjas, due to not being the type of entity who would normally block things, decide to take cover behind the man who's name was just revealed.GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
+1 all Tazz
10/10 Medics
Medic!!!
Shrooomb Juice Squad on the JOB!
5x Shroomb Juice Boys
HP: 5000
Abilities:
Healing Drink: Heals a Entity for 2k
Rejuvenation Drink: Gives a stacking buff on entity that heals 5k equally over 5 turns
Pump them Up!: Gives Stong Drink to entity increasing strength by 100% for next attack, however pills take time to make and are expensive to only one pill can be used regardless of number of Juice boys, i say 2 turns to recharge dem stong Drinks
4/100 Prototype (Redacted!)
2/25 Sleeper Agent
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
I activate the Gate 1 to summon
2x Shroomb Bruisers:
HP: 20,000
Special:Deal damage equal to the attack power of the entity that attacks it.
They are ordered to guard the other Shroombs and the Gates
\==STATUS==/
XSlayer300 ????/????
The Sword 7/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 7/50 (Assisted by: Tazz +2)
A Flower 1/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 1/50
Assisting in: "To save the Earth, one charge point at a time"
\==ACTIONS==/
-Player Actions-
Charging: The Sword 7/50
I now started charging The Flower.
Charging Minigun.
\==STORY/RP==/
The glowing stones became brighter.
XSlayer300 thinks of the world.
...Why, why would a crazed player do this. But, this will be my form from now on.
I don't like this any longer. I have to fight back.
XSlayer300 is now turning dark blue.
*flashback*
"As for me. The power that I have, is..."
Then, a young girl, showed up.
"...?"
"Yes, The power... With this power. Our powers will combine as one."
\==ETC==/
\==INVENTORY==/
Offensive:
Rainbow Minigun [iiiii] 2/5
Summoners:
Radio
Rainbow Chest
The beginning of the 5 Origins, and Undertale Madness.
The rest of them:
http://pastebin.com/dAiKBKaX