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[Apparently, BBCode doesn't like quotes. I don't know why this text got purged, but it did.]
CoolestBrother: Well, we have to deal with this at least twice a month, so we're kinda in this automatically.
CoolestBrother: See every sci-fi movie since 2002 or Xenoblade Chronicles X.
MistressSarah: Um, don't we have to remain neutral in this?
StepMaster376: Both sides are doing it, so technically we can still remain neutral
MistressSarah: Right. Well, we have to chip in on this, it's also our responsibility.
Note, this will take awhile as the items in order will come at 3 parts. As in, after each full charge on a item, a new one will appear and this will be assosiated with that item.
First: If you took my statement as attacking you, then I'm sorry and I didn't intend that. I just dislike shocks of cynicism in stories. Maybe that's just how DTG is now. Maybe DTG has outgrown me.
Second: I don't want to argue this here. I've sent you a PM about it...
Sorry, but /null
I'll contribute a charge to the rebuild Earth fund, but it suddenly seems that we should have a rotation of charges ready to counteract whatever happens.
Another interesting thing: Every time I try something to stop the Narrative or the Conflict's railroading, I get railroaded anyways. So the whole idea of "players having more than a tangential effect on the plot" does not seem to actually apply. After all, the Narrative would likely rather railroad away any potential shot at the GS team achieving their goals instead of risking 50000 paradoxes from us actually accomplishing something. Then again, if we can find a way to create thousands of paradoxes if something happens, we can force the Narrative to prevent that from happening and steal the Plot Armor.
@Crusher: See, for most efforts, you try for one post. You'd need a LOT more effort than that, mate-either a stupid amount of charge well beyond 50 (you'll need your whole team for this given how small it is, in fact) OR a stupid amount of effort into your posts to the point where you'd get sick of DTG for how much you put into those posts. The EARN in Earn your Happy Ending, so to speak-you'll need team effort, and possibly trading off, say, losing the entity battle or worse. Granted, I actually kind of like you because you're willing to experiment and defy the standard rules, rain or shine-its a weird relationship.
@Talist: First off, I was pretty emotional when I wrote that, so I'd disregard some of that, though I do NOT take back the fact that it came off as whining to me at the time. Disliking something is OK in my book, but again, when you have to call it a RANT...Well, what did you think I was gonna take it as but some guy just getting overly-angry? Not really all that peeved about it right now, but still. I'll read the PM when I have time.
@Everyone: OK, life hasn't been very good for me today and I'm having focus troubles, plus it's too late to finish this update clean or even get very far. Update must be delayed for another day again.
I'd like not to be the "Shining Light of Hope" in this game, I'm just some guy who supports his teammates and keep the fight going on.
And the assassin who's in it for the killing.
However, analyzing the bad rolls the world makes in DTG2 (provoked by your speech) kind of wonder if this timeline is the one we want and if it's worth preserving. If the world's going to undergo terrible things in the future, then why are we preserving this timeline? If we prevent Richard's rise to power, then maybe things could be different. For the better. Or maybe perhaps for worse. Uzi's not too good of an opponent herself, so things could turn out even worse than they did in DTG2. There's also the ever-looming possibility of an Unstable Time Loop or a paradox, which would probably induce some... undesirable effects. In short, I'm questioning my alignment based on my values.
On a non-conflict inducing note, I've got a new avatar!
The Throne: ================================================== 43/50 (+2 from Tazz, +1 from ninjatwist, TFT, teag2 and Revan)
The Hourglass: ================================================== 48/50 (+2 from Tazz, +1 from ninjatwist)
The Pact: ================================================== 3/50 (+2 from Tazz)
I +3 crystalcat.
An unearthly amber light fills the Scribe. He twitches slightly before moving on. And then he hears it. The Scribe hears Tazz. He somehow knows it's him despite having never heard him before. He knows because only a voice so all-encompassing and powerful, yet personal and calm could come from someone who has complete authority over everything. The Scribe doubles over, clamping his hands over his ears, as if trying to ignore Tazz despite the voice coming from practically inside his own head.
Flowey comes over to the Scribe, looking at him with a bemused expression. The Scribe turns around, angrily muttering at Flowey. "What are you looking at." Flowey laughs. * Oh, nothing. I just think it's interesting how easily you despise anyone with complete power over you. Kinda makes it look like you've got an inferiority complex or something, huh? The Scribe chuckles. "Yeah. Sure. Tazz just told me... we'll need to fight him and win once the Pact is completed." Flowey stares at the Scribe. * We'd better make sure to do what the mighty Game Master says, huh?
The two burst out with laughter.
Flowey stops moving, turning back to look at Sans. Something crosses his face for the briefest of seconds until his face lurches into a twisted grin. * She will suffer. And if she doesn't, I'll make her suffer. Flowey then burrows back into the ground.
It's that time of the month again! Uncle Grandpa's returned for another amazing attack! He sizes up the competition, deciding to just pick a PZ entity to attack at random! Better than that, he decides to not even do the picking! He'll hire someone else to do it! He gathers a variety of people to the field and asks them what the most threatening entity is! Everyone votes Sans because he's currently beating the tar out of everyone and everything in the game. Uncle Grandpa sighs, grows some muscles, and takes a good look at Sans.
Sans stares back with a grin that stretches across the corners of his face, two empty soulless eye sockets, and flames of cyan energy curling from his bleached white skull. Sans extends a bony hand and, instantly, a row of bones knocks into Uncle Grandpa, launching him into the air like he was shot out of a cannon. That isn't where Uncle Grandpa started, but that's where he's ending up - Uncle Grandpa sails through the air in a perfect arc and lands in the barrel of a large cannon that aims itself at a location far off in the horizon.
When Uncle Grandpa lands, he finds himself in a weird and strange world. This world has an orange sky, a black sun, red grass, and dull blue wood. Everything's opposite, and nothing is as it should be. But for some absurd reason, in this world, it's kill or be killed everything is made out of bones, down to the atomic level. Uncle Grandpa looks closer, seeing that the world is an exact replica of the server he's on, complete with skeleton replicas of every player, entity, and godmodder. And there, standing in the middle of it all, is the replica of Sans.
This replica of Sans is... weird. He still has the grin and his hands are in his pockets, but everything else about him is completely different. He has a baseball cap on his head, a yellow-and-blue striped shirt, blue shorts, some sort of badge, and he appears to be an actual human. Surrounding him, instead of columns of bones, appears to be towers of elemental psionic energy. Yep. There's no doubt about it. SANS IS NESS CONFIRMED.
I mean, it's pretty obvious. Just take a look at the fact that Sans repeatedly talks about how he "can't go back". What's the "back" he's talking about? Could it be the realm of Earthbound, which he abandoned when he died and turned into a skeleton? He also knows what the sun is, something none of the other monsters mention, and explicitly says "we call that the sun" when all the monsters see it on the surface, implying him and others know about the sun, which furthers the connection to Sans and people on the surface.
And remember in Sans's secret lab, when there's a picture of him with others the player doesn't recognize? Obviously those people were the other protagonists of Earthbound, and the player is able to recognize Ness as Sans because they look similar because they're the same person! Not to mention the fact that there's a badge in Sans' secret lab - Franklin Badge, anyone? Oh, and Papyrus has the Starman logo on his battle body, so he must be a Starman!
...Let's face it, this theory sucks. But there's gotta be some kind of truth to it, because Sans is quite clearly Ness in this nega-dimension! Uncle Grandpa grabs Ness and plot holes his way back to reality. Ness and Sans have an intense staredown which culminates in them having a nice long chat about their pasts. Eventually the two realize that in this reality, Sans isn't Ness, but in the nega-reality, Sans is Ness. As it turns out, in this reality, Sans is actually just Sans! Mind-blowing, huh? What's next, you're gonna tell me the Employer is actually just the Employer?
Ness has become good friends with Sans and decides he doesn't want to attack him. Uncle Grandpa, sensing the two have formed an unbreakable bond, directs Ness to attack a random PZ entity. The group of people Uncle Grandpa gathered to survey on who he should attack are outraged that their votes meant nothing, but Uncle Grandpa assures them that their lives still have meaning when he arranges them into the formation of pins in a bowling alley. Ness PK Thunders a thunderball into himself, skyrocketing into the crowd and knocking them over into a random PZ entity. The electricity damage and Ness going at really high speeds deals additional damage.
Tangent: I cannot get PK Thunder to do recovery for me consistently even though I know how to use it. Second Tangent: Ness can't learn PK Thunder at all in Earthbound, though trophies in smash imply Paula and/or Poo (yes; 'this game stinks' indeed) might have taught him for Smash.
Regardless of all Tangents, 31,000 damage to Lil' Chub!
Sans acknowledges Flowey and doesn't act further on it, beyond a wink with the eye that isn't glowing.
==Turn 1==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #3: 18/30 (+2 from Tazz.)
Charge #4: 16/40 (+2 from Tazz.) The Pact 6/50 (+3 from Twin.) (+2 from Tazz.)
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 3/16
Greater Essence of Magic && Silver Pentacle Pendant == Pendant of the Archmage 1/11?
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 2/11
==Action==
An unearthly purple light fills Crystal. He twitches slightly before moving on.
Crystal decides to buff up the Imperator again, even if it earns him the wrath of UserZero. He takes out his four elemental weapons again, as well as the Flowmetal Wand. First, he uses the Disc of Deepest Depths to summon a massive amount of sand, which he fires into glass with the Blade of Hottest Flame. He dissolves the glass into Vitreus essentia, which he then separates into Ordo and Terra. He then summons water from the Cup of Coldest Seas and dissolves it into Aqua essentia. He fuses the Aqua and Terra essentia into Victus essentia, then adds the Ordo to make Sano. He then just summons a bunch of Machina essentia, before infusing both the Machina and Sano into the Flowmetal Wand, then into a massive crystal he summons with the Disc of Deepest Depths. He merges the crystal into the Imperator’s back, the essences of machines and healing blending together to make a passive machine-healing effect. Every turn, some of the essence stored within the crystal seeps out and repairs the Imperator, meaning the sum of all of this text should be a few turns, maybe 3, of a relatively strong Regen effect on the Imperator, once again boosted by Contract from Below. 3 turns before the boost, that is.
==Entities==
The Imperator fires its Plasma Annihilator at Homulily! Ramsay attacks Homulily with a barrage of nuts of every kind, since she's the Nutcracker Witch who can no longer crack any nuts. He then follows up with a barrage of nutcrackers, and then a barrage of knives for good measure.
The other chefs use their special abilities, Good Eats targeting the Asterism and Ultra Greed. The Guest Star ability summons a Wizened Hag, another cook - along with her black iron pot! She licks her lips... it looks like she's looking for some food, and she is not especially focusing on any cows around.
Wizened Hag [AZ] (Guest Star) - HP 125,000/125,000
Hag's Cauldron [AZ] (Guest Star) - HP 175,000/175,000 Life Absorbed: X
(Credit to Bomber for the idea and stats!)
A twisted, cannibalistic monster. She used to be a young woman with great knowledge in horticulture and arcane practices, but soon began self-experimentation. She continued her experiments deep in the woods, cooking and eating anyone unfortunate enough to be captured. Now, she has been given the great honor of being our first Guest Star!
Into The Pot - ||||
Can be cast immediately after the Wizened Hag is summoned. Cannot be used if the Hag's Cauldron is destroyed. The Hag throws an entity into the pot for four turns, where they are unable to attack. Every turn, the entity takes 5,000 damage until they are released from the Cauldron.
Taste The Stew - |||
The Wizened Hag tastes her stew in the cauldron, healing for a base of 20,000. This base increases by 1,000 for every turn an entity is in the pot. Obviously, cannot be used if the Hag's Cauldron is destroyed.
Tenderize - ||
The Wizened Hag attacks a target brutally, softening their flesh and lowering their defenses.
Seasoned To Perfection - ||||||||
The Wizened Hag improves her stew with rare herbs, doubling how much it heals her and how much damage it deals per turn!
Feel free to balance as needed, Tazz. To start off, the Wizened Hag uses Into the Pot, tossing in Homulily!
==Responses/RP==
N/A
You only get 2 turns of Regen before buffing, but 4 turns of strong Regen is still pretty good! Yeah, UserZero is definitely gonna have your head for this.
Ante Up!: 18/50 ==================================================
Scourge of the Beast: 35/50 ==================================================
The Pact: 6/50 ================================================== (+3 from Crystal, +2 from Tazz)
+3 to mythicZoologist
An unearthly maroon light fills Bomber. He twitches slightly before moving on.
Bomber would continue to aid the Imperator. Wielding the Empowered Gargoyle Staff in his right hand. The swirling orb at the staff's end glowed like molten lava, radiating heat into the air around it. Flames began to wisp off of the surface of the orb. The crackling of fire grew into a roar. The staff's tip was engulfed in flame. Pointing the staff at the Imperator, Bomber released the molten spell. It soared through the air before splashing across the Imperator's Void Shield. Though, the shield didn't seem to absorb the flame. Instead, the flame spread across the surface of the Imperator. Soon enough, the titanic mech was engulfed in flame, yet took no damage. Bomber watched as a resident pig attempted to approach the Void Shield, only to slowly roast to death as it metaphorically flew too close to the sun.
Indeed, Bomber has Immolated the Imperator. For a period of time, the Imperator is engulfed in a shield of flame, causing any enemies that attack the Imperator to take damage! On top of that, the Imperator will deal bonus damage to enemies it attacks due to the Immolation!
((Remove that second bit if it isn't balanced, Tazz.))
Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Pyrothelene && Oiler Gel && Adamantium Ingot = Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer (Level 10: 9/11)
The Magnifying Masher && Shard of Ra = Eye of Ra (Level 9: 4/10)
The Flames do not penetrate the Void Shield (o vey) but DO stick around, granting the bonuses implied-though it also doesn't gain bonus damage. This'll last for 4 turns!
Finished Alchemy:
My Personal Notebook && Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3] && Heart Gauge [0 Collected*] = Seeker's Bestiary [Level 10] (11/11)
I think this is my first weapon that's actually mine.
Action:
"I appear to have missed out on something."
I construct a bow of mana, integrating Heavy Class Commandment's archer form into it.
"A good number of you stopped moving for no discernible reason"
Drawing back the 'string', I invoke Fuoco for more power.
"Oh, and now that the mind creature is gone, I can focus on other targets, like that dethroned of yours."
Releasing the string, I shower Homulilly with arrows of fire.
Entity orders:
Fenris is attacking EngieNinja
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk: ==> [Stop being in first person]
An unearthly silver light fills Mythic. He twitches slightly before moving on.
But I prefer- Fine, have it your way.
[The way in which you observe Mythic has changed]
The sudden change in perspective allows you a better look at him.
He's not a Minecraftain. As far as you can tell, he's some kind of humanoid with animal ears? You can't make out what species they're meant to be on, and the tail isn't helping matters, mainly because he's consistently rotating to face you.
You did realize I can tell you're watching?
I was even playing along before you tried this.
It seems he's even more aware he's being watched than before, and while he's not willing to cooperate for now, there's really not much he can do to interfere.
Sans Centric Roleplay Chunk:
Sorry about that, then.
You seem like a reasonable person...
... Not that a monster like me know would know much about being reasonable.
But you're at least someone who really doesn't want anyone here to die.
...I really wish that were possible.
I'm really only here to protect certain people and gather resources.
But I can't leave, and I can't avoid conflict if I stay.
The fighting is more or less an unavoidable consequence of who I'm protecting.
Heh, no good deed goes unpunished, right?
Just keep working towards what you believe in, and hope for a brighter darkness.
And based on what seems to have happened, that would hopefully include a planet salvage
I'm not going to bother asking you to pick a side, but....
Let me know if you're up for negotiating anything else.
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4]
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] /\/ Heavy Monster Edict [Level 9] (6/10)
Charges:
The Pact ========== 6/50 (+2 from Tazz, +3 from Bomber):
Can You Spare... A Heart? ========== 20/50 (+2 from Tazz): Looks like a won't finish in time, and even if I do...
Twoscore Mirror Gaze ===== 23/25 (+2 From Tazz): Some static blows by on the breeze...
Boosts:
+3 to Irecreeper
sans: considering that i lived in a world where there was a perfectly peaceful monster community-well, mostly peaceful... sans: i'd say you're just putting yourself down. sans: i've seen 'human' been used in the same context you use 'monster.' sans: beyond that...well, you understand me, to a degree. sans: i don't think i understand myself sometimes. sans: but I understand whats going on now...i think.
Seeker's Beastiary: A catalouge of basically any inherently hostile beast you could possibly find (and I mean the kind that mindlessly attack you on sight-or not-so-mindlessly in some cases), it also doubles as a heart storage. Whatever that is in this context. Kingdom Hearts style? In any caes, you can still summon the monsters within.
An unearthly jade light fills The Sleuth. He twitches before moving on...
I then just do a little dance. The amazingness of this dance stuns one random entity.
...no time for a proper attack.
ut: Hey, Chloe.
ut: Ever get the feeling you just suddenly died?
ga: ...sadly, that's far from the strangest question you just asked me...
ga: ...but yes.
ut: ...
ga: ...
ut: Anyway, progress on the Sleuth; he's personally remained stable.
ut: All attempted copies of his code have generally combusted and/or died.
ut: Then there's the matter of Attempt #1; still concerning...
ut: There is one main problem today; it seems that having copies of the Sleuth at any given moment causes problems; as proven by tests 4 and 5.
ga: (Still kinda sad they died, but oh well.)
ga: So...
ga: Should we see what's going on at the tree?
ut: Welp, not in person.
ut: Not sure if there's permadeath going on here or something.
ut: I'll send SOMETHING over, just to view the carnage...
+$HaveARottenDay$: I can assure you there isn't any Permadeath on! +$HaveARottenDay$: Respawns still work, everyone! That being said, well...
+$HaveARottenDay$: I'm not gonna lie, it HURTS. Plus, respawning too much at once has...Red consequences.
+$HaveARottenDay$: Usually wouldn't matter if you were just playing a regular game, but now, that's different. +$HaveARottenDay$: Also, KeepInventory is on, so don't worry about losing any of your $ from dying!
Huh. It appears UserZero hasn't bothered to explicitly mention who was AZ/GS for the purposes of ratting you out. It also appears, after the initial quiet, the main chat's gone eerily quiet. You also realize that, just checking who's on, that even though quite a few people logged on, this cannot possibly be the entire population of Minecraft-And probably too few even then.
+$HaveARottenDay$: As some of you may have noticed, not everyone who's ever played Minecraft ever is here!
+$HaveARottenDay$: That's because this is mostly just a 'default' in case people bounced around servers a lot!
+$HaveARottenDay$: There's other people on other servers-I think the Avatar effect REALLY leans towards multiplayer servers over Singleplayer, thankfully, but if people have only played Singleplayer, well...
+$HaveARottenDay$: In any case, it'll be a small duty of ours to get in contact with all of the Servers! It'll be on the horizon!
+$HaveARottenDay$: It's secondary, however, to just getting everyone situated! Shelter, Water, Food-that's the priority right now!
Just before the Hivemind's SOUL breaks, a flash of light is seen, and the Hivemind's SOUL is gone. The Golem holds up a jar containing the Hivemind's SOUL, albeit in a non-sentient form.
Golem: Alright, I've got a spare SOUL now. The Hivemind's a chaotic cluster of discordant thoughts, voices, and actions, its SOUL should behave similarly, and be more than powerful enough for my purposes. Now to absorb it.
The Golem quickly grabs the SOUL out of the jar, absorbing it.
An unearthly blue light fills the Golem. He twitches slightly before moving on.
......
Golem: Wait. Seriously. Ughhhhhhhhh. You just. Wow.
Golem: Sadly, there's several factors you've neglected to keep in mind when you decided to blow up the planet here, UserZero. Let's list them.
Golem: First off, many people don't own games. You actually probably already knew that, but let's continue from there.
Golem: The second thing is that the the majority of people who don't own games are either A. too poor to afford them, B. in third world countries, and therefore unable to have access to them, or both.
Golem: Therefore you can argue that in blowing up the Earth, you were being incredibly classist.
Golem: The third thing you neglected to keep in mind is that the SJWs are still around. And they all saw you do that.
Golem: You freaking classist.
Golem: DOWN WITH THE ONE PERCENT!!!
The SJWs promptly swarm UserZero for being a classist 1%er.
((Quick note: Occupy Wall Street started in around September 2011. As this is set around November 2011, Occupy Wall Street should still be a thing people know about. Also, even if UserZero wasn't actually in the 1%, she probably is by now, what with the global population having taken a massive hit.))
Golem: Oh, and uh. Build might be dead now, but he's probably still alive somehow. For some reason. Maybe he was playing D&D back now.
You attempt to absorb the Hivemind's SOUL, or even preserve it-it is too powerful to just break because you killed it! This isn't Undertale! And I will keep saying it until it registers!. You also fail to absorb the SOUL, but do draw it out of the ether. Your observations are apt.
The Jar promptly starts twitching, and then flings itself free of your grasp and flies into the air. I'm not going to describe the rest-but you must understand this bit, that the jar, in the span of several seconds, mutates back into a Brand new Twitchy.
She looks as confused as you probably are////OR-MAYBE-YOU-WILL-JUST-DRAG-MY-SOUL-OUT-OF-THE-THOUGHTWAYS-AND-ALLOW-ME-TO-RESPAWN?-I-GUESS-THAT-WORKS!-I-HAVE-NO-REAL-REASON-TO-BUG-ANYONE-SO-SEE-YA-LATER!////. She doesn't stick around for round two, though, thank goodness-Indeed, she pulls out a fedora and a briefca////NOW-TO-FIND-UNCLE-GRANDPA-AND-GET-BACK-TO-PLAYING-THAT-D&D-GAME!////se and LE VANISHES. UserZero just looks annoyed.
You really thought just taking the soul of such a powerful and chaotic, mutation-prone being would work out like you expected it? Lucky for us there wasn't a REAL problem.
The SJWs are a horde, and even if the call can't be proven because of a distinct lack of evidence, they still swarm her, but they are no match for UserZero's mighty dual-wielding Uzis! That and everyone else 'friendly-firing' them. No-one cares, not even sans. Everyone hates SJWs.
Telum Warded Jar && Blacksmith's Briefcase = The Weaponcase (3/8)
Lux Warded Jar1 && Brightsteel = ??? (1/?)
1Lux Warded Jar: A warded jar containing 64 Lux essentia. Lux is the aspect of light.
Module Action
Module Descriptions
- - : Generating light level 40.
- - : 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into , 5,000 EMC into .
- - : 26,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from . Transferring no EMC.
- - : Condensing nothing. 14,965/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from .
- - : Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal and 1 Tracking Rocket Chainsaw. Receiving items from .
- - : Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to .
- - : 407,562/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from . Transferring 106 EU per post to .
- - : Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from .
- - : Being powered and operated by .
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (30/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (18/50)
Project M10-The Java Programmer (50/50) (+6 from Bomber, +2 to all from Tazz, +4 from Generic)
+3 to Twin
Storypost
RD 9 February 2016
Zeroth Server
DTG Multiversal Cluster
I look around, regaining my battle sense, and see Fennia's gone. She must have teleported back to her home dimension. Immediately, I activate my next charge.
Charge Activation
I draw a perfect tetradecagon on the ground in summoning chalk. I line each edge with minuscule letters each spelling out a Java program. A JFrame appears, painted to look like a door. The JFrame door opens and another teenage girl steps out, with several holographic screens surrounding her.
107. The Java Programmer - Yuzita Rukura has been summoned!
Data Protection (Passive): Yuzita will not take damage until half of all Coding Drive data is removed. Damage dealt to Yuzita before this point transfers over to the Coding Drive at the rate of 100 damage = 0.2 GB. After reaching 128.0 GB remaining Coding Drive data, the Coding Drive can still be targeted to reduce her damage output.
Code Repository (Passive): Yuzita uses code from her Coding Drive to deal damage. Based on how much data remains on the Coding Drive, Yuzita will get a damage multiplier.
256.0 - 192.2 GB = x1.20
192.0 - 128.2 GB = x1.10
128.0 - 96.2 GB = x1.00
96.0 - 64.2 GB = x0.75
64.0 - 32.2 GB = x0.50
32.0 - 0.2 GB = x0.25
Coding Drive destroyed = x0.10
If her Coding Drive is destroyed, she will be near-unable to fight effectively as she is untrained in standard combat.
Another Passive: Yuzita will leave the battlefield upon reaching 0 EHP or lower.
Storypost, part 2
Dimension 風ℵЛ-710
"Urgent news from *verse.monitor! Everyone to the main room!"
Rinon got off her computer, where she was studying the phonetics of Proto-Esperloglan.
"Earth, Universe B, DTG Multiverse has blown up." Silence.
"Oh. Oh Lord Gabenoid, Bob Saget, SCP-343, and Billy Mays," one of the HLV Units says.
"We've lost contact with Cobalt, but Yuzita just left, so she will bring back news on him when she comes back, if she does."
"Who did that? If it's where I think it is, I swear I'm going to-"
"It was traced to a plunger on the very server you were in."
Rinon stormed out of the room.
Action
I pull out SCP-4517-DTG and conduct the EAS Tones Orchestra to accompany Shizuki and I singing an epic duet medley:Life-Cheating Game
(instrumental) Tokyo Cyber Detective Brigade One, two, three, pulling the steel trigger, If time would slow for me at that second, Full of warning and error The city's moving onUnhappy Refrain You say that, but is it, even RNG? Repeating every 89 seconds the same things go What I saw, what I heard, is it RNG? It doesn't matter at all, but no one will know! The Muzzle of Nemesis Hello and goodbye, Mr. Michael Rosen I've set your plamz storehouse ablaze, so now make your final choice Will you give up your plamz or will you give up your life? Burn, you were never noice!If It's Making a Song, Let's Get Started!The ultimate legend, it all starts here and nowYour very own, personal EAS!
Sign on the dotted line, on this here contract,If we're making a new set of tones,now, now, now, it's time!Justitia of LifeBut as I pray to the RNG, and find them unansweredBe reincarnated, our life and our [random numbers]No matter what may strike usYou can't erase our existence now!Tin Plate Dance x Bare Earth TravelThe emperor now calls checkmate ISCII re-encode to ASCII / Crossing paths vertically with a tired painThe deluded Roflican church dances through the dark halls / The magnetic reversal beginsIt's like time is finally stopping right in its tracks / While you pray for an auspicious futureEveryone join hands and join in, ROFLCOPTER DANCE / The underground New Rofl City is open for businessIsolation≡ThanatosHey, does your voice exist solely just to cause me pain?Can your tongue only articulate insults, put-downs and so on?
If the patient will break down only after three hits,I will crush you after just one slap to the face.Transparent ElegyAh, well, it hurts, or something like thatMy voice must have reached you by now, so let me askDo you hate, dislike, or something like thatYour sound is unclear and I can't really hear you, soLiterature Girl InsaneThough we cry out and we scream out and we shout out and go insane but then after thatThe world won't change at all! (get frikin rekt m8)So let the combustible lemons burn down your housenow, let's play childishly together and degenerate!Ah, let me be with you and this guy and that guy and everyone else in being fools! (skrub)And with those left-behind hopes with nobody to thinkNow, farewell to you, and as for you, good riddance!
I start a new charge.
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (28/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (16/50)
Project M13-ON THE OTHER SIDE (3/50) (+2 from Generic)
Lux Warded Jar && Brightsteel = Luminite (1/?)
Yuzita summoned! She'll do as you say.
that song was lovely, but what was it supposed to accomplish?
Adventure Fredbear: Block all attacks aim at the annoying dog
Annoy dog: USE YOUR ULTIMATE WHILE YOU STILL LIVE.
==== Charged heal: 3/3 15/15 (6+ from engie)10/10
Combining the power of those, i seek out the mystical factory of the Healing Orange. Rumor has it that it was once to be used to heal a gatekeepers friend, but failed, for the friend was dead. Being [PZ], i simply ask the owner for it's location. Boom. Search Over. Once i have extracted the healing orange from the factory, i present it to the Dog. His wounds regenerate... But not enough.
Over time, Science March's On, and so does the color of the Healing Color's. Indeed, a great many new Healing Colors are invented. The Annoy Dog is put in a machine where he can see the healing colors of the rainbow. He is in a massive fortified lab, designed to take a massive assault from even a godmodder and survive. At the center, the dog rests in a large area, designed to allow him to live normally while enjoying the healing colors. Over time, more colors are added. Finally, all the colors of the rainbow are created. Then, finally, they are fused and used to create first a rainbow healing beam, which then condenses into a white beam, which not only has immense healing property's, but is immensely powerful when used on any white object. Which the dog is.oops.
The resulting beam heals the dog so much, he is empowered. His soul breaks free, no longer afraid of death, having achieved ultimate enlightenment. He knows that he must do. And now, his soul, his mind, and body are all heal, repaired, fix, and cleared, ready for one final action.
This of course only occurs if possible. if not, i just shrug and toss the charges at UserZero. if thats not possible and she cannot accept charges, which i think is the case, i accept the refund.
Assuming success:
==Actual Action==
Richard, of course, notices the lab, and decides to storm it. But alas. It is too late. The Dog is already healed. Still, in vain, he decides to storm it. But first, he must go though several rooms though which he cannot just teleport though.
Room one: Room of ice, wizards and glue.
The rules are simple. No attacking the Icemonkeys, or the Glue Monkeys. Richard is moving at the speed of a red bloon without being slowed. Though out the entire room, 4/4 Glue Gunners and 4/4 ice monkeys will slow him immensely, while a horde of Sun Gods pepper him with pain. Once he gets to the end, 5 Monkey Wizards trained in teleportation will teleport him to the back of the room, but one dies per teleport. If he plows though it with his armor, he takes damage for cheating. This rule apply's to all other rooms.
Room Two: The Might of The Red Army
The entire red army from 1945 is in this room. There guns are strong enough to phase though friendly's, and they must be killed one by one. Planes take 3 hits to kill, tanks take 4 hits to kill. Oh, and each soldier has one respawn and infinite ammo. No AoE attacks.
Once he gets past this, he has to face a massive ZOMG painted red and with 1 million HP, that also has the entire red army on board.
Room 3: The Anti-Richard Turret
A massive turret that is just really strong and really unfair is in this room. It respawns once, and has a massive number of ability's that rapidly charge along side constantly inflicting status debuffs while constantly stunning.
room 4: The Hurting Whites
The room is covering in healing whites run though the 1/1 machine. They cannot be inverted back to healing whites, and Richard cannot fly. He will constantly be damage by the Hurting Whites while also having to deal with a debuff that slows his speed down to one block per hour.
Room 5: Cog Run
Upon entering, Richard temporary becomes a cog. He is easily the most powerful cog, so normally this would be easy, but it's just a edit of the first room- the Arctic Winds and Glue Gunners are still there. Meanwhile, he is constantly pelted with level seven gags, including some from the Gag Turret in the next room, making him take loads of damage due to being a cog. At the end, the floor that he walked on flips upside own, drowning him in molten salt stolen from Irecreeper's attack. Then, the room flips back up. He can now proceed to the next
Room 6: Gag Turret and Anti Richard Turret 2.0
The Gag turret spams 50 Level 7 gags at richard as a cog per second. The Catch: it's HP is one and it's attacks have no knockback. It dies fast, and Richard's Cog Suit explodes, turning him back into a normal minecraftian godmodder.
The anti richard turret 2.0 is simple: it spams a single, immensely overpowered attack at absurd rates, while two Anti-richard turrets make dodging it hard. He easy wrecks it though, and passes to room 8, realizing that the last room counted for two rooms.
Room 8: IT'S A TRAP!
He finally comes though to the command Center. He walks up to the control panel, and disables the healing whites... Then realizes the annoying dog is long gone.
Suddenly, the worlds "IT'S A TRAP!" ring out, moments before he is dumped into the Toxic Hurting Color waste under the lab. You know, were all the failed toxic experiments are for the healing colors?
Then, finally, he escapes, and teleports back to the battlefield
Thanks, Rich. That didn't bother me in the slightest.
I deadpan.
Just so you are aware... I happen to be fine. Speed saw this kind of Earth Shattering Kaboom coming. I'm in Camelot, which is the Capital of Elementia... And I'm perfectly fine with the fact that Earth no longer exists.
Naturaaly, I know exactly what happened. I jump down to Speed's level, and walk over to Richard. One may be able to see a red-gloved hand. This may or may not be a Godmodder glove.
You would destroy a planet though. A real planet. Just because I survived, and mostly don't care, doesn't mean I'm not taking this seriously. The destruction you caused... That makes you a threat. I am not stopping you. But be warned, there shall be dire consequences when Mr. Darke returns to a battle you are in.
I return to my cloud and bring a bar fridge filled with Pepsi Maxes in it.
Wait, you said Dragon Charges?
Speed says, hands outstretched, looking at the portal to Earth I created.
Damn, those things are powerful. I'm gonna need help fixing this, even I can't do it alone
Speed says, them redirects his attention to, and points his sword at Chef-Class Imperator Titan.
I've fought bigger, faster, stronger and tougher than you. Single handed. I have a small army here to help me right now. Mr. Titan person, you're going down!
Damn, Speed. I thought you were trying to forget Ex.
I tried. So I use him as a comparison to all enemies I fight. The
It's not exactly a fair comparison. He was the Ultimate Demon.
You say it like I care. I'm taking this guy down.
Speed then creates a small ocean under him and drops his sword into it
Are you going to get that?
Speed looks at his left Inhibitor Ring, where there's a screen with a timer reading... 00:00 on it.o
Yep.
Speed dives into the ocean, swimming down faster than he should be able to. He then comes up with his sword in tow, but the blade is now high-pressured water with the same runes running down the middle. He then uses Braver on the top layer of Chef-Class Imperator Titan's armour, an an attempt to disperse the flames.
But honestly... You need to cool down a bit!
What is with you and crappy one-liners at the moment?
The ocean promptly disperses. Action Summary:
Speed uses a Water-Infused Braver on Chef-Class Imperator Titan. Special Attacks:
Gauss Rifle: I'm reverting it back to 50 turns. Right on cap. Somebody very experienced here told me it was too overpowered. 9/50
3 charges to Scott Cawthon- I mean battlefury13. Because I know he is absolutely definitely a PZ.
OK, being an actual Godmodder straight-up is kind of...Err. It's a power I don't want people to just GET effortlessly, you know? Sorry. That being said, good news: Anti-Godmodders (as well as the other general players) are generally in the same level of power as the lowest-ranked Godmodder, so you could have probably just looted that from a Dead Alpha. Like, sorry dog, but yeah, can't let that fly easy (though you can make an Alchemy to make yourself an Alpha)
IN any case, 25,000 damage to the Imperator! I have a feeling you REALLY fit for this game.
By unactivating, I just meant postponing the charge. Still detemmined to use a cigerette lighter in an alchemy. Also r.i.p the Dead Pool, it never really lived.
Flip Lighter || Panda Tibbers (teddy bear form) && Soul of a Fireworks Demon && Weasly-Approved Fireworks = ? (Level ? - 1/?)
1+ to Teag 1+ to Twin 1+ to MeGa
Switched out ire for teag here because I can expect ire to be busy for a while with the spooky scary Pact charge.
| Inventory | ~
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
| Action |
~Toast activates OldSpice.exe! (again)
~Toast slathers herself in Old Spice: she now smells like a man because she's not using lady scented body wash. Suddenly, everyone realises anything can happen when you smell like a man and not a lady. One of the things that happens is ~Toast suddenly develops synthaesia. She is now both chromesthesic and blind. Also she is no longer a man. Not that she ever was or anything, but 'anything can happen when you stop using lady scented body wash'.
Although honestly, given how lax and chill ~Toast is, she just lets herself see anyway. Because she's cool like that. No flying off the handle like anything. Like she wanted nothing to do with the handle. Like she had rejected the handle's advances, as well as it's interview, because of her previous relationship with the handle. Nope. None of that.
~Toast: 20/20hp
~Toast has 3 colours. Every time she deals damage, she gets damage counters (DMG) towards her current colour, which level up seperately and gain different bonuses. She can change to different colours freely (but max. once per post). ~Toast only gets EXP for the colour she is using curr.ently, and as such only gets bonuses from that colour while using it. She can also mix two colours once every 6 posts to gain the bonuses from both colours temporarily, in addition to applying DMG to both colours.
Red - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Old spice expended! I'll assume you're red to start.
Flip Lighter || Panda Tibbers (teddy bear form) && Soul of a Fireworks Demon && Weasly-Approved Fireworks = Wildfire (Level 10: 1/11)
(Hmm, you know, since I'm worse at posting then Tazz is at updating apparently... aaaaaaaaaaaand I haven't played Undertale yet (Might not get a chance to play it until the end of the year :/) I think I'll have to sit out DTG until I can work out a schedule and hopefully the Undertale dies down. Gah, why am I always so slow to do things : P, I'll never get to be hip with the modern gaming/nerd community pop-culture!)
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Awwwww...Well, I can see the issue from a mile away. Hope you come back!
48/50 The Only Proper Way to Defeat an Enemy Mech (+2 Tazz)
35/50 CAPTAIN MEME! (+2 Tazz)
5/50 Beat Beat Beat To the left! (+2 Tazz)
+1 Ire, Crystal, Twin
Sandstorm-Darude Version II Sandstorm-TM version: Irritation 5/5
Mooshroom II Mega Mushroom: Mega Mooshroom 5/5
What does it do? Well, it gives milk. And mushrooms.
Defibrillator && Magic Thorn: Pain Link 2/7
Causes two beings to feel the same pain as the other is feeling.
Inventory:
Invincibility Star
Mega Mushroom (x 9)
Power Source
Ocarina of Thyme
Irritation-Still don't really know what this does. All I know is that it's on a disc.
I surreptitiously take out a phone, and press record, hoping to record the battlefield's response to the carnage.
Reinforced Phone: 10/10 HP, cannot lose more than 4 HP in one turn, records conversations in thread for others to see. Basically, the more people who mention that Uzi caused the destruction this turn, the better for me and the AZs.
"Okay, the time for marveling at mass destruction and joking around has passed. This is serious, and I shall treat it as such. The one who activated the dragon charge (you know who you are). Your heinous actions will be judged appropriately. The time for leniency has passed. The time for fun and games is over. This is no longer a vacation, this is now my self-proclaimed job.
This is as far as you go."
Star takes a look around the battlefield, keeping an eye on specific people. He wants to see the PZ's reaction. And hear the PZ's reaction. Their testimony will carry more weight, as they are currently allied with the person in charge of this server.
Dialga uses Flash Cannon on Conversion_of_Ninjutsu
Irritation: The ULTIMATE in the titular, combining an annoying and painful weather condition with an annoying and painful high-energy song. Bound to get under anyone's skin!
Your phone is summoned, BUT you notice a brief flash of glitch as you pull it out. It doesn't appear again, though, but you definitely saw it...
Your entities will do as you say.
Your speech, while definitely much better than most you've made, is also really kind of midgigated by the fact that, in this case, the one responsible not being able to go farther would only be advantageous as that means YOU couldn't get farther either. Well, in a literal sense anyways. Point made either way.
Walker decides to stab Maurice. The stab results in a fountain of blood. He does it again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. Then gives up because all the stabbing is starting to tire out his arms. He then transfers the tiredness of his arms into Maurice's will to live.
Not-Verdana takes a wander over to Sans. He pauses once in close proximity, then sits down beside Sans. Strangely, he doesn't seem to be attacking. He turns to Sans, the green in his eyes almost seeming to shine with uncried tears...?
"So... You seem to be having a few issues of some sort. The planet blowing up, for example. I felt that from here... honestly, it reminded me of home. No doubt my family members of this timeline are all dead now... oh well. That's not the key point."
It's not like they mattered much to me... ever since I accepted...
"The point is, well... look, I'm not very good with words. Or, for that matter, comforting people. But, see, you aren't going to accomplish anything by sitting here. There's some sort of end goal that you're working towards. I just know there is. Perhaps you're trying to free someone, bring someone close to you back... hell, maybe it's as generic as wanting to change the world for the better. Whatever it is you're trying to do, it's not going to happen by you just sitting here."
The look in his eyes is one of someone who would initiate a tight hug if it weren't potentially fatal.
"The world is only going to change if you make it change. So, for lack of a better phrase, I really hope you understand this one... Sans. Stay determined."
He pauses, then rises to his feet, offering Sans a hand up.
OK, if it's NOT Verdana, then what is your name?
Sans nods along and acknowledges you but doesn't seem to be able to respond beyond turning down the hand.
Don't worry, I read everything. To briefly describe the major points:
-the Foundation (on earth) is dead. Deader than dead, in fact, and UserZero's ensured it. Not one SCP capable of magically undoing this situation survived (and in fact, I will hithero assume you somehow have exact copies of any SCP you mention, no matter who or what or if that's even possible, except those). EXOS scans for why-the Dragon Charges apparently literally wiped out more than their lives, but their ability TO live at all, in any sense, even as an exact clone-however, for SOME reason, you actually pick up on Foundation signals despite Earth being gone...Completely, and without a place they could be at. It appears a body was sufficiently different enough to allot their consciousness, which cheats the Dragon Bomb-aka the Avatar effect. The location they're at is...Some place called the Trope Pantheon. You get a sense that the most recent PZ, Sp33d0n, knows of it. They are not currently making any plans that you know of to do anything. (By which I mean, at this point, I think the SCP Foundation ought to be in the hands of the GM, if you would be so kind. I'm sorry-but I really just can't let there be a magic solution already in place, I want players to really feel like they REALLY earned their victory here, and I can't think of a real way to get rid of them. For the bad surprise on this much, I'll give you a free Charge Token, which is basically +10 whenever you need it.)
- You check the data before handing it to him, and to your very unfortunate surprise...It's ridiculously corrupted. It looks like the glitch took an extended stay in your case while you weren't looking. Your data corrupts by LOOKING at it, and you wisely close it before adverse effects occur. It will take Great Effort (which is my codeword for 'the thing you REALLY need some big trying on) to uncorrupt this case. You can bet UserZero did it, but you can't find out for sure until you uncorrupted the data-the nature of this world means finding out who did it with the data completely uncorrupted will be a cinch.
-EXOS fails to get any data from his future selves for no discernible reason whatsoever. Further investigation is gonna be needed.
-sans looks at you, but not at YOU-more accurately it's at Y that he's looking at.
-The Data portal collapses, but not before triggering a Paradox! The roll is 1825, which kills the Dark Star Core instantly! HOwever, the core twitches...Something's gonna happen!
As for Hyperstorm Balancing...Weath Ray CANNOT auto-damage the Godmodder on crit because anything with guarenteed damage on the Godmodder is automatically OP enough to roll over the OP scale. The Hyperstorm's death won't trigger GM damage regardless barring having an allied GM at the time, as faction-specific bosses can only damage godmodders they're allied to! The choose-who-gets-hurt thing only applies to N and H bosses is because they benefit NONE of the 3 factions. Crit chance on Weath Ray goes down to 5%, 20% if it's a singular 'focused' action by the Hyperstorm (40,000 with Penetration at base is one thing, nailing a crit for 200,000 with the same properties is insane), and there is a 10% chance of missing either way. finally, Mind control only works on bosses below 20% HP. Beyond that, it's honestly pretty well-balanced for a massive boss, so let's rock it. Hyperstorm summoned!
Wow... so, Userzero, you, uh... killed everyone. I mean, RICHARD killed everyone. Wow. Uh... I guess there's nothing to do but... stay on the PZ side, I guess. I mean, really, how can you kill us all if we're already dead? It's probably totally safe to let you win.
I stare (literal) daggers at Richard, for blowing up everyone and getting us into this mess. HOW COULD YOU, RICHARD?
Richard stares literal daggers right back! Daggers dipped in hate and laced with poison and acid that destory your daggers and your eyes!
I was going to wait and make this more dramatic but... after that little show. I'm thinking it's time to have a talk with Uzi. Sorry about your charges Revan.
Uzi do you hear me? You trifled with something that belongs to me. The Humans are mine. I promise that you will only live long enough to regret taking them from me. You know who I am. Be honored that I have seen you as a nuisance. It isn't everyday I fight a Godmodder.
Revan is recovering from the sheer pain, of feeling a phaetocide. All those lives forced to end in a single moment... Nothing they could do... They struggles to their feet and appears to be making a time out hand signal, they want to talk with sans
((Current Idea: Revan is now going to be referred to in gender-neutral pronouns. It also appears that Canon be gorilla. Also Phaetocide is a word I made up because it appears there is no word in the English language that describes the destruction of a planet. Phaeton is a theoretical/hypothetical planet that supposedly exploded in our solar system.))
Charges The Crawling Chaos: 22/??
???: 19/50
???: 19/42
Assists +2 Pit, +1 Twin
Hey Flowey, I like your style kid, but why not dream bigger?
sans doesn't seem to notice you. He's mostly lost in thought.
I open a gift hoping to find a Blue Charge Token (which is marked as [AZ]) Not the Red or White or Green ones.
Character/Ally RP
#constantsandvariables
Coarsebot? 25/40 +2 from Superbowl/Tazz
Collab Summon: The Rune Master 1/50 (Wont started until Toast and MeGa joined Hey Toast and MeGa! can we do the Rune Master now? Boss.
The Plusinator Crystals 16/50 +1 from Revan, +2 from Superbowl/Tazz (Will be added as one of the Alchemiter Ingredient or Module making process for upgrading or creating items that has the + next to the level Also it wont moves up a level that it will be at 10+ if I made a Level 10 Alchemy while using the Plusinator Crystal. If a Level 10 Alchemy deals 4,000 damage, However the Level 10+ Alchemy deals 4,200 damage)
Alchemy Creation:
Canister && Mini Impetus Comb Fragment && Belt && bit of Problem Sleuth references = Contained Impetus Comb on the Belt 1/-1
Description (Translated): The Impetus Comb that is miniature version of the real one that is also the same power as the real one and it is located on the belt used for Combo Raves and such, however that is way too strong to use and handle the belt sadly...
Cannon && a pile of Black Midis && Minigun && Lag Reducers = Black (MIDI) Flag 2/11
Trying to find a recipe for the 2nd Gatekeeper Alchemy... Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = ??? 1/??
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
Allies Action:
Lunabade sends the Healing Token on Ultra Greed (That what heals him a bit)
Ebbotine Temmie: i am NOT HERE, i am IN LMBO.
The Light Magician casts Light Heal to heal Lunabade
+1 Generic +1 Twin +1 Irecreeper for The Pact
Charge Bank: N/A
My Items
Weapons:
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing
Best of Times, Worst of Times (Also known as BoT,WoT) [Power Rank X] Can be used for Damage or Healing and have forms of it's Weapons Current Form: Blade Form. Current Time: Good Times. After Attack Charges III (Used after 2 uses)
Tao's Edge/Twilight's [Power Rank VII] Deals Light/Dark (Based on Forms) Damage to the Foes however, You can switch Weapon forms for Different Elements Current Form Dark
Red Dead Retribution [Power Rank VII] Ranged Weapon and part of the REKT Cannon Alchemy Tree
Like a Boss [Power Rank X] Melee/Ranged Weapon Sadly it don't have the Damage up Buff against Bosses because of Balance
Potions:
Potion of Critmist: 2x (Used on the Target for Instant Crits) (I am saving these until another Big Boss/Gatekeeper appeared.)
Potion of Dire Nectar: 1x (Used on the Target for Healing + Instant Crits)
Materials:
Broken Temmie Crown (h0I!)
Essence of Sp00p (Used for Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher (Level 15+ (+ is i want to make the Plusinator Crystal via the 50 post Charge.)))
OOC: Hey Toast and MeGa! can we do the Rune Master now?
Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist (Level 15: 1/16)
Alchemiter upgrade, to the rescue!
LIght Magician summoned! Mostly just so I don't forget about it!
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 1/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)
The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time.
Star's reinforced Phone II Nintendium: Star's Armored Phone 1/??
Prevents more than 2 damage to be done to Star's phone per turn. Vital for intelligence gathering.
Defibrillator && Magic Thorn: Pain Link 3/7
Causes two beings to feel the same pain as the other is feeling.
TT2000, staring literal daggers at someone seems like a good way to lose eyesight painfully.
Well, time for the next saga in Star's story: the campaign to clear Richard's name.
(Considering who Richard is, this isn't going to be easy. However, considering that it is true...I have to believe I can do it.)
Episode One: Intelligence Gathering
It is a terrible stain on one's conscience to prove a guilty man innocent. Unfortunately, Richard, despite other faults, is innocent in this case. I know he's killed before, I know he will kill again, but he did not blow up a planet.
That would be the elephant in the room. Userzero-who's real name seems to be Hera-just blew up Earth. Not my Earth, thankfully, if this conflict gets THAT far reaching, then the OP scale will have to work into overtime. The weapon was a Dragon Charge owned by Richard, connected to a plunger pulled-and owned-by Uzi. Which apparently means that the Earth must be rebuilt from scratch.
I don't know what these Dragon Charges are, but they appear to be indiscriminate weapons of massive annihilation that puts conventional weaponry, and even much unconventional weaponry, to shame. Worthy of the name, "Dragon".
First, I must find out what a Dragon Charge does. Next, I must check my video records, and see if there's any video that proves Richard's innocence.
There is a problem with this endeavor, though, and it's a detail that makes this personal. Userzero pinned her crime on Richard, and proclaimed us to be hapless pawns who didn't know what we were getting into.
I agree with that last part. Some of us came here on accident, and Userzero willingly trapped us on the server. Thus, they chose their best chance of survival...what that choice was varied. Others came from the future, to prevent a paradox. I came here as a vacation, not expecting this.
In doing so, she's given the AZs, and possibly the GSs and neutrals, the tag of unwitting accomplices, which more fits the PZ players in this case. Basically, she's framed all of us for the crime of causing the apocalypse and aiding the formation of the apocalypse.
That will make gathering intelligence all the more difficult, and means I cannot just go around getting testimony from all the AZ players about how Uzi pressed the plunger of her own accord, without any "being knocked back into it" nonsense.
While Richard is innocent in this case, it is his Dragon Charge, which means he knows what they do.
I ask Richard what the effects of a Dragon Charge are.
"Hey, Richard. What is a Dragon Charge, and what are its effects?"
Richard is about to speak, then looks like he just got an awesome idea. He quickly writes down something on a piece of paper and hands it to you. It reeks of Godmodding, a protective sort to prevent its contents from being corrupted. Given Crusher's attempt, you could see why...It might serve you well to uncorrupt his data, as that is basically a guilty case on UserZero's hands even if the actual case wouldn't do anything.
IN any case, the paper reads thus:
Dragon Charges are, in form, similar to TNT, though it is instead marked with a greek-labeled eqivalent and all the individual sticks of dynamite are colored black, with red fuses, to make sure its distinguishable from a regular charge. Its denotative effect is unparalleled amongst the arsenal of a godmodder, and a godmodder gets one per Rank they climb, for a possible total of 10 (and instinctively know of the effects EXACTLY); however, so destructive are they that they cannot be resummoned by any other method, and most godmodders put up significant defense (even by the standards of godmodders) to guard these ultra explosives. Dragon Charges have only ever been used (well, prior to Uzi blowing up his) on dead worlds due to their horrific power; their combination of Oblivion energies and godmodding powers can nullify any and all possible defenses around the area of detonation before instantly obliterating whatever is in the way, and the combination also ensures that they literally cannot survive as they are. Godmodders have used this, rarely, to kill otherwise impossible to annihilate entities before, when every other option has been out of their reach, though they rarely do so lightly due to the immense blast radius. No survivors from such an incident, bar other godmodders, have ever been known, and those godmodders have NEVER came out unscathed-weaker ones have outright died from the blast. The Avatar effect was discovered due to this, in fact; an accident lead to one of the godmodders becoming a full-on Minecraftian. It appears the Avatar Effect is an internal Narrative loophole for these instances.
Dragon charges are stable-state and cannot be detonated by accident. Dragon Charges are 3x3x3 meters in volume exactly. Dragon charges are named for the Red Dragon-a mythological being that, naturally, Richard doesn't believe in, but nevertheless apparently resides at the very core of the true Nether of Minecraft, a core so thick that the usual creative mode players digging into it wouldn't even do so and would be under a complex illusion of thinking they did so. the Red Dragon is sealed so tightly (apparently) for good reason; its ltierally a dragon-shaped embodient of oblivion itself, infinite in size and potential power, and its only desire is to return all to ambiguity; such a powerful figure, given for the name of a powerful explosive.
He also notes that, due to how the charge works, you'd have to literally rebuild the planet from scratch, if you so attempted. Richard would back you on this, mostly just to clear his name on the matter, but is too busy to commit to anything other than potential defense, which he adds, is likely to crop up.
Flip Lighter || Panda Tibbers (teddy bear form) && Soul of a Fireworks Demon && Weasly-Brand Fireworks = ? (Level ? - 2/?)
1+ to Teag +1 to MeGa +1 to Pricey
| Inventory |
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
| Action |
~Toast covers the ninjitsu guy with a sticky (and oddly quite flammable) liquid using 'Sodarayg?'. She flips the bottle around to reveal a Betty Crocker logo and in large white text "BARBASOL".
the pop ruse was a.......... DISTACTION
She threw up Gangplank's Calibre set the trail of Barbasol alight and in turn, covering the ninja player in Betty Crocker's wrath!
Red - Level 1
Yellow - Level 1
Blue - Level 1
Conservation dodges with a secretive ninja cleaning technique to wipe away the barbasol and then just backing off from the flames!
"oh dear." "the earth just blew up." "that'll, uh, be a problem." "whatever."
I open a portal to Miiverse, and hordes of people come streaming out of the portal, heading towards the Disembodied Heart, shouting stuff such as this:
"WII U CAHT?"
and this:
"THE ADMINS ARE UNFAIR! I SAY WE RISE UP AGAINST THEM AND TAKE OVER MIIVERSE! (even though that's physically impossible)"
and more stuff like these:
"i need a gf"
"im gonna take over dis community hurr durr"
"miiverse was less cringey back in the day, lol like if u agree"
"It'd be less "cringey" if you'd actually use the word cringe right, you brainwashed muppet."
"I DONT CARE LOL"
"i like building in this game, I wish i could build a meaningful relationship with my parents."
"no one cares m80"
"STAY ON-TOPIC U DUMM PEOPLE"
"no i dont have to lol"
"Am I the only one who noticed the Earth blew up?"
"no one cares m80"
"yeah, no one cares cuz its off topic"
...and many more stupid stuff.
Whatever. Anyways, these people begin throwing tons of weak attacks at the Disembodied Heart, such as:
Insults.
Rocks.
Sticks.
Threats.
Three hundred flaming triple-decker pine-cones.
A rubber duck.
...and many many more.
Marvel of Machinery: 18/50
some loser: 11/25
Fire Axe && Solar Titan Essence && Solar Panel = Suntitan Panelaxe (5/11)
+3 to Twin.
15,000 damage to the Disembodied Heart!
-SPLIT UPDATE IN PROGRESS-
#heisunworthy
Do I really have to cut the update short with only half the freaking response done? The rest will be skeledopped, for sure, but I can't continue it tonight. It's always SOMETHING...
I've been thinking of posing some semi-rant about what I don't like in DTG0 for a little while. So... I guess now is a good time. I'll try to look on the bright side though.
DTG seems to be in some constant struggle for people to "take it seriously" or something. This just seems to be rubbing it in people's faces that "WE ARE SUPER SERIOUS. YES. LOOK AT ALL THE DEATHS. CONSEQUENCES. FACE THEM." ... I know this is a big personality difference between us, I don't like that. I'm sorry. I recently looked through DTG1. And things we so strangely idealistic and happy there. ... I just don't like the constant attempts to make the game darker and edgier. And this... doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
(As for why it doesn't make sense, what happened to everyone who didn't have a favorite game? Or people whose favorite game is Minecraft, but share an account with someone else? Or people whose favorite game is something like Pong and it doesn't have a protagonist? And why, out of all the possible Minecraft servers, did people come here? ... Also, R.I.P. anyone who likes Dark Souls, Don't Starve, or anything along those lines.)
Anyway... this might be a really specific loophole and maybe the rules don't work this way, but I want to take it anyway because I think it's kinda funny. If the Veteran is accessing Minecraft via an avatar system, but is really on Earth, he'd be effected. But... his favorite game isn't Minecraft. So I guess he'd be sent to that other game and "die" here until he can reconnect.
And second, if you want me to take the game more seriously SO badly, then fine. I will. I'll do what my characters actually would do, which is to NOT play the game.
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: None (0/3 mind)
Tokens: (5, 3, 5). + (0, 1, 0) from damage.
Total Tokens (5, 3, 5)
In this case, RP needs to come before my action in order to frame it.
While walking away from the cave where Gail and Mikoto were hiding, the Veteran, along with every other avatar, suddenly keels over and dies. However, he doesn't respawn anywhere on the server...
Back in the battlefield, Inari would have argued some with Sans about what he said, but now that seems trivial. Instead, she speaks to UserZero.
"Threats were made"? Nice use of passive voice there, Zero. Usually, people use passive voice more when they lie because it obscures the subject. But more importantly...
She tries to look directly into UserZero's eyes.
I surrender. BYE!
Then she turns and sprints as fast as she can away from the battlefield and towards where Mikoto and Gail are. This might make me count as neutral now. I don't what my faction technically is anymore.
Mikoto was desperately trying to calm down Gail, who had broken into tears and seemed to be in physical pain from what was happening. Eventually finding them, Inari bursts through the cave entrance and starts shouting at them both.
Mikoto! Gail! Quit feeling sorry for yourselves and come help me!
Wh- what? No! I'm not leaving to go fight UserZ-
Shut up and listen to me! Don't ask me how exactly, but the population of Earth has been forced onto here! Based on what I know about the game, Minecraft, at least a million unarmed civilians have just been dropped right into the middle of one of the most intense fights in recorded history! And Minecraft is popular with kids, right? So we have tens of thousands of human children here, who are liable to die to just the environment! And that's not to mention shrapnel or stray attacks coming from, oh I don't know, THE WAR?! Does that sound like a problem to you? I'm pretty sure we don't want to find out what happens if someone dies in here without an avatar as a safeguarding buffer. Even if they can respawn, we can't let them suffer. So whatever argument you have, shut up and HELP ME SAVE PEOPLE!
Struck silent, Mikoto awkwardly stumbles towards Inari to go help her.
Tell Gail to come along. Zero might try to slander our attempts. And if that happens, she might be useful as a PR figurehead.
Uh... o- ... okay... Gail? Zunuk ku reousu r'oul seîs. nier... nier kuzinr allliu.
Being mostly unable to go against Mikoto, Gail gets up and moves to follow Mikoto, keeping her eyes down. Also moving to leave, Inari asks one more question.
Have either you seen the Veteran? I thought I would have met him on the way here.
... No? He just left...
Then this whole thing might have hit him too. But that's something to worry about later. Come on! We have to gather supplies and make shelter for people!
So, Inari, Mikoto, and Gail all leave to go help the civilians. Which leads into my actions...
Commands:
Cuarc: GS, GS, __
Leictreon: PZ' , PZ, __
Lacking the emotions required to be upset at current events, Cuarc and Leictreon go about their normal business. After having the tar beaten out of them by Sans, they're past that crucial halfway dead mark. Cuarc attacks the Dark Star Core/Tentacles for 20,000 damage and gains two units of GS matter (because low health). Leictreon primes one of its PZ matter. (' means primed. As in how f'(x) is pronounced "f prime of x")
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [X]
Inari and Mikoto go a good distance away from the battlefield and mass clear out trees and level terrain with their assorted powers in order to get a wide, flat building area and collect resources. Then they start building up small houses and shelters for people to hide in as well as leave chests with building supplies for people. While they're doing that, Gail tries to round up anything edible around this building site.
So basically, as my action, I try to help these refugees not starve or die to stray attacks. I'll be spending a lot of my actions to come in this way.
Relevance Line: (I'll keep this down a little in case Tazz flat out vetoes it. But please don't, Tazz. There won't be any long term effects. Just means Inari is in charge for a little longer.)
Plus, the end effect is functionally the same as if the Veteran just didn't access the server from Earth.
The Veteran didn't remember exactly what had happened just prior to his sudden death. But the first thing the Veteran hears on returning to consciousness is wind stirring trees. He was lying on the ground over in... somewhere. Trying to ignore his terrible headache, he looked around at the unfamiliar world. It was all pixelated, but not like how Minecraft was pixelated. Things had smoother edges and the colors were more pastel. He seemed to be below an overhang with a tree and some curious looking thorny plants behind him. Off in the distance, there were strange rocky outcrops below an unnaturally dim gold sky. Whatever game this was, it was based on somewhere like Earth, but not quite. After rising to his feet, the Veteran took a step forward, but then immediately tripped over his own feet and fell down again. The gravity was unusually light, which probably meant this was a platforming game.
Alchemy and charges:
Finished list
Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3, Coghammer lvl 3, Duotine Gas Generator lvl 5, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Armor of Light lvl 7, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10, Glove of the Sun lvl 3, Coal lvl1 (YERS!), Glyph of Mana lvl 6,
(Paper && Rose Red Ink) || (Potion of Instant Health && Potion of Regeneration && Golden Apple) = Glyph of Life 8/9
(Paper && Cactus Green Ink) || (Sapling && Grass) = Glyph of Growth 1/?
(Golden Necklace || Lapis Lazui || Diamond) && (Heart of Adventure && Heart of Determination) = Adventure Memento 10/11
Got +5, plus another 2 for all. +2 to Speedon, +1 to Pricey.
30/50
12/50
13/50
As per your rant: First, people who didn't trigger the Avatar effect (or were godmodders strong enough to have their own veil) are, kind of predictably, dead. Straight-up. Granted, Avatar effect doesn't require the game compatible WITH the effect to be your absolute favorite either, just compatible and reasonably tolerable (AND having a customizable protagonist, as otherwise it won't work; Mario doesn't fly here, for instance. Hello [insert name here] is the bare minimum.). Second off, I am playing up the consequences, because of, well, see MY counterrant; You are the one in charge of being the hero here, meaning your choice to, say, fix the earth in exchange for entity advantage (which can lose you the game this time around, worst comes to worst) matters, a LOT. Third, the avatars did NOT die from that explosion, they just froze temporarily until the effect kicked in properly, meaning that it's kind of weird you fret of his dissaperance given that the avatar itself never dissapeared. Fourth...Well.
The efforts of Gail, Mikoto and Inari to LEAVE...In short, failed. Within a wide, wide area you were free, specifically within the range of X or Z lesser than or equal to 5,000 or negative 5,000, but beyond that, well, you were suddenly faced with an array of insane defenses that weren't there before-upturned trees around the area confirm this wasn't too long ago. Not the superpowered godmodding turrets that can stop Chuck Norris, but definitely strong defensible turrets that obliterate a passing mob in a shot, among other things-barbed wires, deathwalls that only open for approved personel, tripwires, arrow dispensers, pitfall traps, a redstone-powered death ray, and more block your path out of the (oddly masive) area you now recognize as being trapped in. You feel it might take...Well, EFFORT to break. Not exactly GREAT Effort (I'll say a singular charge could do the job), as this isn't an insane godmodded-to-the-nines super-defense and it's only pointed one way-specifically, inward. But you're gonna need some FORCE to get through there, unharmed or not.
+$HaveARottenDay$: User$0.00 had requested to keep anyone out of the area within $5,000.00 blocks of the big tree, and that is for good reason! +$HaveARottenDay$: Short of it is, there is a MASSIVE battle going on within that range. The main point of conflict in the battle, and where it's gone through... +$HaveARottenDay$: It's literally a line of craters, and most go to Bedrock. +$HaveARottenDay$: Some go THROUGH Bedrock, and for the most part, Bedrock is STILL the invincible material you know it as, for pete's sake! +$HaveARottenDay$: Given the intensity of the fight, i'd say that is NOT overcompensating. Doubly so since User$0.00 had privately described MOST of Godmodder Triple Blank's copatriots as-verbatim-"for the most part unable to conceive of nonviolent solutions to the point where i knew it was gonna turn out to be a fight very soon after meeting them." +$HaveARottenDay$: User$0.00's set up a MASSIVE defense grid around that area to make sure nothing within that range can escape it as a result, bar approved personell, and User$0.00 herself has only approved Notch and herself-YES, THAT NOTCH! +$HaveARottenDay$: It's only one-way, which is why we're telling you to stay away-once you go in, only death will get you out, and again, respawning HURTS. And by her account, well, it can get WORSE...You can still die forever here! You're not REALLY immortal, some things can keep you down for good. +$HaveARottenDay$: It's inconvenient, I know, but come on, we have a planet eight times the size of earth to work with here, space is NOT gonna be an issue! +$HaveARottenDay$: ...I forget HOW it's big, in volume or in surface area, but the point stands! HUGE! +$HaveARottenDay$: By the way, Tree's called Yggdrasil, the big one. Yeah, not exactly inspired... +$HaveARottenDay$: Oh, uh, breaking through?...User$0.00 said she hadn't predicted it given that they're trying to get to a certain point within that range and they can summon whatever they need directly anyways, BUT...Uh...I don't really know the extent of the firepower being brought in there. The size of the crater doesn't really match up with the hardware...A feasibly concentrated assault could bring it down, I think, but that's unlikely.
That woman... she is so psychotic to destroy a planet just to accuse 477 of it... wow...
Now all these humans, they constitute no threat nor potential ally, they are here, frightened, running in circle... ... they are weak... they might become useful resources in the future, but now that Notch is with them, he should not be underestimated, is more careful to just wait.
Hezetor will draw 1 card.
+3 to crystal
the Glory 50/50 hold 1/3
Spadaccino 42/50 +2 from ninjatwist
...... 27/50
a piece of paper with Zeno's paradox written over && Dalenesimi-lenik = At the speed of Zeno (Level 8: 9/9) done!
Throne of the skies && module = Throne of the skies (modular upgrade) (Level 8: 8/9)
Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 1/16)
Ultimate modular perfection.
I think it was an attempt at demoralization. You might be safe. Family, friends?...Probably dead, or lost in a completely different world altogether. Though pinning it on Richard also really helps keep everything from declaring Vendetta against her.
You draw a card! In a serendipitous draw, you nail the Chaos Card! This is the isntant kill card, to remind you-doesn't matter what the condition of the Entity is, this WILL oneshot it! Bar it being a Godmodder. Or the Hyperstorm because it was literally just summoned, and killing it instantly next turn is just mean. ANYTHING else is fair game. This defies all dodge chance, infinite hitpoints, or anything else relevant that could stop the attack to instantly annihilate the targeted entity, no questions asked! You must choose next turn WHO gets nailed with this powerful card...So needless to say, choose VERY carefully.
At the speed of Zeno: I think you described this already? I think this might be up to you, Hezetor, as I don't understand Zeno's paradox enough to give a decent description beyond 'you now move VERY very fast.'
Flakthrower && Ichor Bullets = Armor Piercer 1/??? (Some of you might see where I am going with this.)
+1 to Pricey +1 to Toast +1 to Leon
The Artist and The Yandere 4/50 (+2 from Toast)
OH YES! 11/30
Winchester Rotomo 11/30
ultimataCommander began pestering stoneGeneral
ST: Report.
UC: Uh, sir, we have a big problem.
ST: Speak away.
UC: Stone, planet Earth just blew up, and all the civilians have been teleported here.
UC: The cause is Hera, or UserZero.
ST: ...
ST: I have no words.
UC: Is there anything else we need to...
ultimataCommander has logged off of Pesterchum.
A large beam smashes through Redstone's Room, knocking him out as well as Destiny.
Change3rdPerson.exe finished.
Redstone gets up.
Crap.
Well, at lest I'm in good condition.
Non-bolded Purple with use of Emotes = Destiny.
What happened?
Earth blew up. I also think that the beam came from there.
Aw, I loved those children. :c
Well, they're in Minecraft.
In UserZero's server.
Welp. They all lived good lives. I'll try to get Coal to help out with this situation.
Well, see you later.
A small portal pops up on the server.
(Well, it's my cue.)
Hello, citizens. I am Redstone.
You all may be wondering what is happening.
I'm sorry to say Earth blew up.
What's better, though,
is a copy of it.
In Minecraft.
Children, Adults, Parents, Pets, you should all jump through the portal.
This portal will lead to a personal server, which is possible with certain technology.
Some of you probably figured out I'm not human, though.
I'm not scary, ok?
Back on topic, jump through the portal, and Ms.Hera right here will not murder you over and over again.
Probably, if she doesn't.
I know her. I've been fighting.
Also, please attend to children. We do not want them punching trees.
Or dying.
Or falling into pits.
Or digging straight down.
Also, this thing is Uzi proof, so jump on in.
This portal has a strange aura, which prevents godmodding, or hacking. Or anything that changes code of game effects. On the portal, it says "New World." Yes, this ha stuff that's from the future, too. It has every little thing that Hera will try to do to get to this portal. It will counter it. If she succeeds, she will automatically get dunked on!!!!! by Gaster Blasters.
Maurice attacks the Disembodied Heart.
Redstone uses the Flakthrower on the World's n00biest(not) Minecraft Player. Because he's crazy.
OK, gonna clarify this, possibly twice now: Everyone who triggered the Avatar effect (which isn't all of earth's population to begin with) DID NOT in fact go to the 0th Server! In fact, only a chunk of the whole Minecraft community went! Others went to other servers/worlds, and some went into completely different universes entirely! For that matter, I'm sorry, but I really can't let you trivialize the recreation of Earth, so that's getting noped to heck. Finally, becuase of the above, you can't even get to where all the players spawned at, so no-one could go into your empty portal anyways! A portal that is rollbacked out of existence every time you try to open it.
#UserZero: just letting ya know... #UserZero: the area here is a dead zone in terms of chat! #UserZero: only we can see what we speak in here! #UserZero: its all private! #UserZero: i had made sure of this well in advance! #UserZero: did you really think i would just let this be easy?
Flakthrower: This flamethrower-like gun thing literally sprays explosions. Not explosives, explosions. Do you NEED further explamation?
Sadly, the World's Best Minecraft Player's tactics are surprisingly simple; just stay out of the relativelyl small range of spraying explosions! It also works.
The Universe of [Security is a beautiful thing, isn’t it?]
Mission Control for Pit’s Researching of Richard’s Ascent
Current “Time”: Around 2010/2011, we stopped counting on accident
At present, three fellow angels are monitoring the 2010 events from the 0th server. There are actually a lot of reasons why not just Pit is monitoring this, including in the case Pit needs to be pulled out in a very bad situation, or in case he is attacked and requires a backup. But, considering he has used everything to stay Neutral, this shouldn’t be a problem, right?
However, the following events quickly shook the control room in a way nobody seemed to have predicted. Which is odd, considering this should’ve already happened. Look, time travel’s confusing, okay?
CoolestBrother: And that’s second gatekeeper down! Alright!
MistressSarah: Well, it doesn’t really matter compared to our mission, but good on you, I guess.
StepMaster376: GG, Twitchy
MistressSarah: Hang on a minute.
CoolestBrother: What? What’s going on? This is bad news, isn’t it?
MistressSarah: I’m detecting some odd signals from... Earth?
StepMaster376: Problem on other playable characters
CoolestBrother: No, that couldn’t be. That is totally not rad.
MistressSarah: N...no...no...NO!
And just seconds later, the full force of the U2 Earth destruction hit home for the forces here. The most important universe known to all, downed right there.
CoolestBrother: OH [Redacted] MAN THIS IS UNCOOL
StepMaster376: BIG Problem on earth itself :(((((((((((
MistressSarah: I didn’t think it could get THIS bad!
StepMaster376: Well, we didn’t get hit, but that’s only a small comfort :$
CoolestBrother: Um, we should probably check on Pit, because this might be a lot worse than we think. And that’s no good.
MistressSarah: (Why was he put in charge of this operation with us?)
MistressSarah: Right. I’ll get him in here as soon as possible.
6:34 PM
The Room Pit Plays Minecraft In
Pit has no clue what’s going on, because he’s nowhere close to Earth.
“The absolute heck is going on now?”
And Pit was quickly given a message on his other screen from MistressSarah.
“Hey, it’s that girl who’s helping this operation. Nice to know that I have help in this, because research is surprisingly hard.”
The message wrote out: “Get to the Mission Control right now. This is incredibly bad.”
“What? Just what went on over there to be so bad as to pull me out?”
-30 SECONDS LATER-
Pit dashes right into the Mission Control to face the other three angels.
PitTheAngel: Okay, what just happened?
StepMaster376: We have an earth destruction
PitTheAngel: WHAT?!
CoolestBrother: This is the most uncool thing i’ve seen since the other destruction like this.
MistressSarah: Ugh, don’t remind us…
MistressSarah: Anyway, this might be hitting home a lot harder than we need it to.
StepMaster376: Are you still going to stay neutral in this now? :?
PitTheAngel: I have no choice, I signed on to the merchant role.
CoolestBrother: Wow, that’s some radical stuff. Not even caring about 7 billion deaths.
PitTheAngel: No, I do care. It’s just that I can’t take that into account given the circumstance.
MistressSarah: Anyway, we’re going to see if we can salvage anything from this. We know already that neighboring universes will take notice of this and might take countermeasures.
StepMaster376: We should get on the new souls, though
CoolestBrother: This is getting very bad very fast. I’m sorry for you, Pit.
PitTheAngel: It’s okay. I can still fight through this. Nice to have some support.
And Pit walks back to the room, ready to return to the warzone.
6:38 PM
Server 0
Pit just stands at the newly-built stall at X coordinate 5100, mostly unaware of what just happened like he was playing video games for the past 20 minutes instead of dying.
And because of this, there’s two stalls now: The one at 5100 X, and the other one that’s been moving with the battlefield, so 4000 X. Now technically I have to handle the 4000 one until he handles the initial rush and I can jump over there to safer ground.
“New items on sale! Defensive and offensive equipment at absolute steals! Get yours first, we have limited stock!”
You can't even GET to 5,000 X by the time you get back to your computer! You are walled in, same as Talist's furry friends and Redstone!
I tie Richard up with delicious licorice rope, that will totally hold him still, and he definitely won't do anything to escape.
It's poisonous licorice
Binding a guy in a warzone is inherently REALLY harmful as mobility is a miracle all to itself, so Richard immediately breaks free before the poison could take effect-and poison that wouldn't have anyways, as Richard switched it for one that would require him to EAT the licorice!
I decide to test out teleporting by thinking of what coords I want to teleport to. I then start teleport-spamming around Uzi, moving at the speed of one teleport per thought. Given all of the fun this is providing, I decide to make it more fun by holding out lightsabers in all directions, while spinning. Now I'm a fabulous glowing teleporting top of destruction, and I'M UNSTOPPABLE-
...until the command is promptly disabled for me. Suddenly, thirty-nine lightsaber tops decide to appear for little to no reason, along with a single popcorn machine which isn't being targeted by the Anti-Popcorn Turret! Uzi decides to brave the tempest of tops to destroy the strange Popcorn Machine. She bobs and weaves, and lunges and rolls out of the way of the flurry of lightsabers, drawing the attention of everyone within twenty-two chunks. It's so fabulous.
Eventually, she reaches the machine, and begins to fill it full of lead with her Uzi's. But then she realizes why the machine wasn't actually targeted by the Anti-Popcorn Turret: it was a mini Lightsaber Top machine disguised as a Popcorn Machine! It spews a fine mist of tiny Lightsaber Tops towards Uzi's general direction, distracting her!
I then stop spinning as I near Uzi, and attempt to insert not a lightsaber, but an explosive toothbrush into her neck, tipped with radioactive waste and armor-piercing enchantments. I then keep shoving them in her neck, and then randomly grab and slam a lightsaber top into her, lightsabers and all. This ends up sparking the toothbrushes, sending a large wave of radioactive materials down her neck, and general explosive tramua.
Oh, now little Revan wants to talk to sansy. I'd make a pun but it wouldn't be original. So how is the plaything of humans doing? Hopefully we can talk face to face soon...
Revan tries to ignore the "Voice" for their sanity's sake. They try to ask sanstheir question, they are starting to feel it.
"Do you believe that good people can do horrible things?"
Winchester Rotomo 12/30
I use the Helmet of Data to show Uzi's Quote: "Honestly, I don't know what I did." Also, did I mention that UserZero is practically insane? I then attack UserZero with a generic generic generic attack of generic generic genericness.
Helmet of Data: This thing can process a lot of data about the CURRENT situation, saving it for future use. I say CURRENT in allcaps because your use of it in this post is naturally impossible.
It's so generic it does generic damage! Generic damage in this game is 0, as it's rather generic to not be able to harm UserZero at all!
You can give a description for the liquid inside. It's contained in a magmatic florb. 19,265 EMC value.
Telum Warded Jar && Blacksmith's Briefcase = The Weaponcase (4/8)
Lux Warded Jar && Brightsteel = ??? (2/?)
Invidia Warded Jar1 && Rune of Envy2 && SCP-1133-53 && 2x Electrum Shears4 = Twin Shears of Leviathan (1/?)
1Invidia Warded Jar: Contains 64x Invidia, the aspect of envy.
2Rune of Envy: A rune of the sin of envy.
3SCP-1133-5: A fluid that may or may not be the essence of envy.
42x Electrum Shears: Two sets of shears, made of Minecraftian iron.
Module Action
Module Descriptions
- - : Generating light level 40.
- - : 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into , 5,000 EMC into .
- - : 31,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from . Transferring no EMC.
- - : Condensing nothing. 19,965/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from .
- - : Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal and 1 Tracking Rocket Chainsaw. Receiving items from .
- - : Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to .
- - : 489,376/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from . Transferring 106 EU per post to .
- - : Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from .
- - : Being powered and operated by .
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (29/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (17/50)
Project M13-ON THE OTHER SIDE (7/50) (+3 from Generic)
+3 to Twin
Action
I grab a mining laser and go crazy destroying the Master Recovery Center. The mining laser is also set to a combination of Explosive and Auto-Smelt. I then lay down a ton of Nova Cataclysms and Industrial TNT in the center of the Master Recovery Center, lay some red wire down to connect it to a lever connected to a repeater delay circuit, then flip the switch. For good measure, I grief the Master Recovery Center with Self-Propelled Anti-Material Rockets and Lava Magmatic Florbs while dumping Blazing Pyrotheum on it.
I proceed to grab a Prismarine Tacohammer (don't ask) and proceed to go gorilla gorilla crazy on the Master Recovery Center. While destroying a bunch of stuff in the recovery center, my Prismarine Tacohammer executes a Virussian-summoning command. Ten thousand Virussian attackers, led by none other than Tsiklon, the founder of Virussia, attack the Master Recovery Center, sieging it with miniature Orbital ROFL Lasers. I proceed to desummon the Virussians.
Next, I pull out a Pokéball, each containing various glitch Pokémon. "Go, *long string of random phonemes*!"
A massive abomination of pixels appears from the Pokéball and proceeds to use some TM-named move on the Master Recovery Center. The recovery center proceeds to explode, implode, then explode, then turn to dust, then explode, then implode again, then turn to tacos, which get eaten by a random taco-obsessed Tacocon attendee, who promptly explodes into nothing.
The nothing condenses into something, which causes a wave of nothing to wash over the area. This wave of nothing is accompanied by the Master Recovery Center being annihilated by an EAS Tones Cannon shot.
I then go back to modded weaponry and pull out a trillion catalytic lens armed ComputerCraft turtles. The turtles annihilate the Master Recovery Center, leaving it a bunch of dropped items which gets destroyed by blazing pyrotheum.
Boiling Wrath: An infernal essence of wrathful action, hotter than the hottest Blaze in existence. Its constantly boiling but unable to actually turn into steam itself.
Why, you little upstart! I wanted to be part of a video game universe I actually play frequently! Maybe not Nuclear Throne, though.
Action 1/2
Shock Trooper Part A: 38/50
Shock Trooper Part B: 13/50
Snow Tank: 13/15
Xia-Li Polyslayer [Lvl.8 Assault Rifle]: 7/9
Super Prototype Medigun [Lvl.6 Medigun]: 7/7 Complete!
Night Edge [Lvl.6 Axe]: 7/7 Complete!
I +Assist The_Topazian's charges.
In retaliation for my Minecraftization, I deliver to Uzi a quick punt to the... groin/nether regions! Of course, this is a low blow and has been proven ineffective against Godmodders long since forward, and she likely shrugs it off and maybe even takes the time to taunt me! However, while she's busy distracted at how foolish my initial attack was, I suddenly smash down on Uzi's head with a length of steel rebar.
Support: 38/50
UserZero is NOT distracted, as this happens literally every day for her-some dissapointing attack that would never work, followed by another that has a small chance of working if she was REALLY distracted. She's grown too used to it for the steel rebar to hit-she parries it!
The arrival of Komato Assassin Asha (AKA The guy who puts the "Ass" in "Assassin". TWICE): 1/50
Coolest Plane Ever: 18/50
I proceed to challenge the Best Minecraft Player to a PvP game...in a modded server with Flan's Mod. I proceed to take advantage of how vehicles work in that mod to have a bunch of NPCs distract him in order to catch him by surprise with a tank by placing it behind a lamppost and catching him by surprise. He seems to be surprised that someone did that, as the only person known for doing so died some turns ago. I point out the vehicle mechanics, which make pulling this off far easier than it actually is. Of course, that is AFTER blasting him with all of the tank's guns, which, considering that it IS the P.1000 Pack, is A LOT.
After that, I use a hidden item that gives me an automatic +1 if I miss a post (Effectively, it means that, if I only post once per turn, my charges will still take as many as if I had posted twice. I still lose the action, so I guess it's balanced, but the final word goes on the GM).
I then tell Sans that there is a REALLY GOOD reason for helping the AZs or the GSs: UserZero is an Omnicidal Maniac, so she is even worse than the rest, as they at least don't want to do that.
The +1 thing you suggest is very much not gonna fly on its own. The power of a focused action in exchange is supposed to make the lack of charge balanced-ish.
Y lowers an old bicycle into SCP-882, which inflicts Call of MEKHANE upon the Disembodied Heart and Dialga.
At the same time, the Nebula Monolith flickers with purple energy, generating 3 minuscule flares before shattering. A wisp of purple energy rises from the remains of the remains of the Monolith as the 3 flares buff the 3 players. Their effects last only for a single turn, but at least they'll do something. TheMinMaxnificent18STR gains the Blue Flare, giving him Resistance. Dr.0mnidisciplinaryman McMindboggle gains the Red Flare, giving him Regeneration, and -STRIKE THE EARTH- gains the Yellow Flare, giving him Strength. The purple wisp disappears into a pocket dimension, where it briefly hovers above a golden, chain-adorned sarcophagus before releasing a cascade of microscopic flares. The small flares chew through the chains like termites through wood, releasing the entity within the sarcophagus. The entity speaks:
Neblara: ~That Took Longer Than Expected~
Solarus: YOU HAVE AWOKEN
Vorxett: finally
The entities look at the fourth sarcophagus in the room.
Nebulana: ~Now We Just Have To Wait For The Last One To Awake ~ I Hope This Happens Soon~
Iron Shield : A round shield constructed out of wood and reinforced with excessive amounts of iron.
Stardust Monolith 7/15
The Broken Church 18/20
Shipwreck 3/5
00C: Wasn't the Government destroyed when Earth blew up? And if so, shouldn't The Contract take effect?
+3,000 HP to SCP-882! The Trio of players get their buffs!...ITs weaker than normal, so it'll only last for 2 turns instead of 3, though.
I'm not entirely sure what Proof was referring to there, including that possibly NOT being an earth-born government, so it's staying until otherwise proven.
Spider's Staff: This Staff, adorned at its head with the image of a Black Widow, summons poisonous spiders. Not terribly difficult to comprehend.
Miner's Choice: A pickaxe which doubles as a regular axe, which also has a powerful laser as the pick/axe heads. This can pretty much dig out anything and can make a decent weapon in a pinch.
I become giant then I rub the belly of Lunabade for comfort, she likes it since she hasn't had belly rubs for a while however I see the random sign placed on the Master Recovery Center it says, Do not Damage the M.R.C or they will have serious consequences I also noticed there is the area which there is no flooring when we tried to go through the 4000+ distance but we still need to go closer to the Yggdrasil sadly there is more Pretzel related foes, Guardians and more but however I kiss Lunabade on the face and I feed her the Moon Candy (her favourite treat because of the moon shaped candy (which she used to be in the Moon Kingdom) and she hates popcorn (Popcorn is her largest weakness and the target of the A.P.T because she is one of the haters of popcorn))
I know that the Light Magician isn't appearing in the field for the 2nd time otherwise it will be the Grim Archer of DTG 0rigins...
Coarsebot? 26/40
Collab Summon: The Rune Master 1/50 (Wont started until MeGa joined, Toast currently joined
The Plusinator Crystals 22/50 +1 from Revan, Talist and Toast +2 from MeGa (Will be added as one of the Alchemiter Ingredient or Module making process for upgrading or creating items that has the + next to the level Also it wont moves up a level that it will be at 10+ if I made a Level 10 Alchemy while using the Plusinator Crystal. If a Level 10 Alchemy deals 4,000 damage, However the Level 10+ Alchemy deals 4,200 damage)
Alchemy Creation:
Cannon && a pile of Black Midis && Minigun && Lag Reducers = Black (MIDI) Flag 3/11
Trying to find a recipe for the 2nd Gatekeeper Alchemy... Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = ??? 2/??
Joke Alchemy: Nope
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
Allies Action:
Lunabade sends the Healing Token on Ultra Greed (That what heals him a bit)
The Light Magician casts Light Heal to heal Lunabade
+3 MeGa because I need you to finish the charge so we must invite you for a big summon.
Charge Bank: N/A
I am not Showing the Inventory due to Paragraph Breakage and something like that for now... God i hate that editor it always ruins my Creative posts and I had to move something else to the Discussions forum...
Uh, you do that. Your entities will do as you say!
*An Observer's account of last time's events (Or two times from now's? Time travel doesn't mix well with this language.).
Finished Charge: Two-score Mirror Gaze ===== 25/25 (+1 From FBSN)
I Create a series of giant mirrors around Homulilly, creating a labyrinth of reflections. Using a temporary barrier to prevent escape from the impromptu hall of mirrors.
Then I gate in a basilisk, known for it's fatal gaze. Since said killing glace is currently bouncing around Homulilly from multiple angles, escaping that fate is unlikely as well.
I follow the gaze attack by shattering the mirrors and flinging the countless shards towards the center, and shrink the barrier surrounding the attack progressively smaller until it breaks.
Action:
"Why do you want to cause a paradox?"
I gate in a kelpie to ride and charge at UZ, fully intent at tackling her with all the force I can derive from a Scottish water-horse.
"Struggling is only noble as long as you can make a difference with it."
Entity orders:
The Wraith is now observing the Tombstones.
Fenris is attacking EngieNinja, the sole vulnerable player.
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
"Maybe you'll be the one?"
Mythic continues to actively trace the 'camera'. He seems annoyed
My servant has gone for a walk in the park after UserZero decided to blow up a completely different earth, so I've taken the opportunity to do a few things.
First of all, Homulilly uses Funeral on the Imperator Titan, and Consumer's charges forward. Second of all, I tell the Hulk to guard Homulilly. If that doesn't work, I'll brainwash him into doing so.
Now, Sans. You are the first person to deny that the Incubators didn't deserve what was coming to them. Is taking advantage of emotionally advantaged teenage girls a bad thing? Is using their inevitable breakdown into despair a bad thing? Is being discontent with a new system, one that doesn't force those teenage girls to become the very monsters that they fight against, and trying to resurrect the old system at the cost of somebody's, no, my suffering a bad thing? They deserve to feel the suffering and emotions I brought on them, and Karmic Retribution will greatly assist that.
They'll do as you say. The Hulk is already under UserZero's mind control, but Uzi just lets it happen.
sans: i don't know anything about the incubators.
sans: it wouldn't be smart to judge them without knowing them, you know?
sans: plus, judging a whole species seems harsh.
sans: i'm not fit to give an opinion on the matter.
sans: they might be as unforgivable as you make them out to be, they might be totally innocent.
sans: I dont know at all and only have a clearly biased source.
sans: acting on prejudice has done me more harm than good most of the time...
sans: but more than that...
sans: does helping an omnicidal maniac who blows up planets for no real reason except to make the people fighting her feel miserable at the loss of their loved ones...does that sound bad?
sans: does fighting the two biggest opposers of said omnicidal maniac, however flawed, does that sound bad?
sans: homura, to paraphrase a some guy who wrote some philosophy book...
sans: "he who fights demons should take care not to become one."
sans: homura, have you become a demon in fighting them?
==Turn 2==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #3: 22/30 (+3 from Hezetor)
Charge #4: 17/40 The Pact 7/50
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 4/16
Greater Essence of Magic && Silver Pentacle Pendant == Pendant of the Archmage 2/11?
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 3/11
==Action==
Crystal stabs Homulily with his Ebbmetal Sword, encased in a sheath of lava from simultaneous usage of the Disc of Deepest Depths and Blade of Hottest Flame. He then slices her with a blade of air from the Wand of Greatest Heights, before drowning her with water from the Cup of Coldest Seas.
==Entities==
See last post.
==Responses/RP==
Storypost.
Project Sethis is complete. More than enough multiversal time has passed to allow the nanobots to convert the entire planet into more nanobots, and Crystal now holds dominion over a planetful of advanced magical nanobots with magic-generation, power over creation, EMC storage, transmutation, and space-manipulation for movement added. The resulting planet is around 1.125 the volume of Earth with the nanobots packed at full capacity, although it is planned to eventually be 1.5 the volume of Earth when the shell is fully constructed, to allow the nanobots to move around and allow humans to move around inside. The system-shielding process is also complete - enough energy was added to the field to get it to full strength, subsequent to which the required amount of drones were retained to maintain the field and the rest were moved to other tasks. The events going on in this system, and, indeed, the system itself, are currently invisible and unfindable to the rest of the multiverse. Well, except for this storypost and whatever storyposts follow it. In any case, Crystal has been hammerspacing technology like mad, preparing for ship production from the converted planet. Orion's Arm tech, augmented Culture tech from 'The Culture Explores Warhammer 40K', and Schlock Mercenary tech features heavily in the mėlange of technology that results, along with magitech that Crystal and Crystallum are developing. He also recently snuck onto the Mainframe just before a certain Parody Sue stole three-halves of it through an absolutely improbable, yet amazing, series of events and copied out a full database of Engietech technology. The resulting cruiser-sized ships, which Crystal personally considers massively OP and thus will almost never use, can easily travel at 400,000 times the speed of light or simply teraport around, have gravitational manipulation abilities, miniature Discontiguous Particle Accelerators, and can project weapons-grade lasers from any point within multiple light years. Multiple-megaton nuclear blasts concentrated onto a square centimeter of surface would be needed to break through even a single layer of their armor, they use raw Gridfire for power, (which translates to unlimited energy) and their AIs are around as intelligent as a Culture Mind - each. Each also carries a full complement of copied Sethean nanobots, one cubic meter distributed around their hull and another held in a special bay, granting them magical capabilities, incredible self-repair or weapons capabilities from generated creation energy, and the ability to manipulate space like clay. The nanobots in the bay can also be released from the ship to act as a mobile swarm of harassing attackers. ((I recently realized, creation energy is scary. Imagine creating a ball of anti-neutronium and tossing it at an enemy ship, or leaving a massive sheet or two of anti-graphene around for ships to plow into. And that discounts its more metaphysical aspects - you could create a wound on someone, or create a new attribute of something that causes your desired effect. Ooh, how about creating 10 atoms of antimatter directly inside an enemy's brain? In any case…)) The planet’s liquid surface roils for a second, before spitting out thousands, nay, millions of AI-piloted souped-up Incursuses, from EVE Online. Each has the same movement capability of the cruisers created before, along with the same nanobot payload. Their frontal spines have been converted to massive magic-channeling pylons, allowing them to channel absolutely massive amounts of mana, and they carry six turret hardpoints total, with three able to fire in any one direction at a time. In this case, the turret hardpoints carry femtotech Effectors, allowing them to fire weapons-grade lasers from any point within around a light-year - this naturally removes the firing-arc restrictions. Crystal directs the entire planetful of nanobots to divide, and they begin to… [CONTINUED IN NEXT STORYPOST]
13,000 damage to Homulilly...Wait.
"He also recently snuck onto the Mainframe just before a certain Parody Sue stole three-halves of it through an absolutely improbable, yet amazing, series of events and copied out a full database of Engietech technology."
...what?
I have no comment for this, just, what?
...Engie, I think this concerns you. Given that Walker works for Engietech...
Future earth destruction. And anyways, we are currently hard at work on the Anti-Paradox MegaThingy, that nullifies all paradoxes ever.
/null
OK, I really do not like to put my foot down on this given that i've already done a major disservice to your RP by ripping control over the SCP foundation away, but I'm gonna have to say it: Such a thing is literally impossible. Even if you had the Black Monolith the feat isn't possible. Anything that could control Paradoxes, even if its really limited (IE only one Paradox, requires much focus, or other such nerfing factors), would basically allow whoever or whatever did it to WIN the OP Scale, even if it was a crippled old man who couldn't leave his bed or speak at all. Even technology that does this kind of thing only MOSTLY does it, and thats with a lot of investment and already pre-containing the Paradox in question. If such a thing exists, it would be the single most rare thing ever.
The only OTHER absolutely impossible thing off the top of my head is ressurecting a dead AND soulkilled person. Ressurecting the Dead OR giving a new soul to a Soulkilled person, is a 50 post charge per person to give you a rough idea of how tough it would be to do that on a mass scale-but both at once is beyond all reach. (Soulkilled means you LACK a soul, not that you are dead, just so we're clear).
We can chat about stuff if you need to over PM, because after this your RP probably needs some...Err, working out.
Ante Up!: 19/50 ==================================================
Scourge of the Beast: 38/50 ================================================== (+2 from FBSN)
The Pact: 10/50 ================================================== (+3 from Crystal)
+3 to mythicZoologist
The death of Earth was sudden, and most certainly unexpected. Bomber was speechless for a moment, before finally uttering something. "What a waste."
Bomber uses the Slightly More Favorable R.N.G., aiming it at Homulilly. If Homulilly happens to be no longer in the realm of the living, he attacks The Hulk instead.
ROLLING...
[ FIRE | THUNDER | FIRE ]
RE-ROLLING SLOT 2...
[ FIRE | BAR | FIRE ]
The R.N.G. bathes Homulilly in hot flames, dealing a moderate amount of damage with a moderate chance to burn.
Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Pyrothelene && Oiler Gel && Adamantium Ingot = Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer (Level 10: 10/11)
The Magnifying Masher && Shard of Ra = Eye of Ra (Level 9: 5/10)
10,000 damage to Homulilly! Homulilly burned!...You then die for not ducking (as sans suggested) as a unknown (but large) object strikes you straight in the back for an instant kill! You must spend your next action respawning!
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 1/16 (We killed Twitchy so the level cap for alchemies increased? Am I right?)
Well, I can see many problems solved by virtue of the entire population being in minecraft. Overpopulation means nothing in a near infinite world, as do resource struggles. But for me, I could care less. Now that my mind is physically in the game, my hax are going to be more advantageous to me. I use a kill aura hack and start running towards the best minecraft player. No matter how pro he is, he can not dodge a kill aura. As I run past him, I activate aimbot and feel my perception and agility ramp up to unfathomable levels. I proceed to 360 no-scope him with a fire charge. I say one thing as I do this, "Get good, get LMAOBox".
I think that was Level 16 initially, but you know what, that's OK.
It's not the ENTIRE population, but a good deal of people are now in the 0th Server...In any case, he dodges both, the first just by staying out of your way at a large enough distance, and the second by dunking himself in water before he gets hit, instantly putting it out without real damage!
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn. Current Form: Spellcaster: Forms:
Beast: 10% Minicrit chance Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster: -2000 to healing and damage Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage (Opposite) has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
???: Can't you see now, you must show your now, do you know why you are here.
John: No, I don't and would you stop speaking to me whoever you are
???: You don't remember me? You taught me your powers, you saved my life.
???: And now I will save you.
???: I will send someone to help you, someone you know... Or used to know.
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1: The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1 Scalding Unholy Water X1
Speaking of rebuilding Earth, any 3 people from the future want to join me in making a charge that does just that?
This could be important, and it should be people who either know that there is a time limit for the Earth coming back, or just people who are that good.
CHARGE UPDATE!
50/50 JUST WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK I AM!?
37/50 CAPTAIN MEME!
7/50 Beat Beat Beat To the left!
0/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time
/null
Rebuilding Earth shall not be easy. Any mention of its potential charge range is officially a lie-granted, I'd say that 4 people probably could do something about that. Or at least start. I WILL say this: For anything that needs Great Effort, naturally the more peeps you get in on it the better and easier it gets...And also, the more potential field advantage you could lose.
Special Ability: +25% Damage, Resistance, and Speed to the entities of the person who controls it.
10/10 Medics
2/100 Prototype (Redacted!)
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Gate 1: Indestructible
Control panel: HP:20,000 (Guarded by Energy Shield)
Energy Shield: HP 50,000 (Regens 10,000 HP Per Turn, Only blocks attacks at control panel if it has more than 1 HP, HP can not be lowered past 1)
Special Ability: Can summon minor entities using charge points
Gains 1 Charge per turn
Entity charge limit is 5
When Control panel is destroyed control of the Entity goes to the destroyer.
Hint:When more Gates are unlocked the power of the gates increase.
I also use Gate 1 to summon Shroomb Defenders to guard Gate 1 and 2.
Gateway 2 summoned! As a note: If a Gateway's control panel is destroyed, they STAY destroyed and the Gate's out of it, BUT the buffs remain. An immortal enemy/ally is pretty unbalancing (beyond merely invulnerable players I mean).
I'd like not to be the "Shining Light of Hope" in this game, I'm just some guy who supports his teammates and keep the fight going on.
And the assassin who's in it for the killing.
However, analyzing the bad rolls the world makes in DTG2 (provoked by your speech) kind of wonder if this timeline is the one we want and if it's worth preserving. If the world's going to undergo terrible things in the future, then why are we preserving this timeline? If we prevent Richard's rise to power, then maybe things could be different. For the better. Or maybe perhaps for worse. Uzi's not too good of an opponent herself, so things could turn out even worse than they did in DTG2. There's also the ever-looming possibility of an Unstable Time Loop or a paradox, which would probably induce some... undesirable effects. In short, I'm questioning my alignment based on my values.
On a non-conflict inducing note, I've got a new avatar!
Made by yours truly. Critique at will!
/null
Personally, while Richard's done a lot that's horrible, UserZero's DEFINITELY cited herself as a more vile villain than Richard, as it takes Richard going insane to do what UserZero just did. That being said, I feel that conflict is the heart of the GS/AZ split; is Richard's life worth preserving? Or at the very least, should he rank up and become the danger he is in DTG1/2, and thereby create Alpha, who's even stronger now? UserZero dead is pretty much a shared goal, and that's the only potential uniting principal.
The Hyperstorm immediately starts showing off by obliterating the Flowey Expies, dealing 25,000 then 31,250 damage which kills them! It can't collect Psi Points until it's being piloted!
The 1st Gateway attempts to summon more Shroobs, but fails! It appears its summoning is still bound by the Curse of Repetetivenesstm, which means it cannot summon entities that are on-repeat! The Annoying Dog uses Artifact Goner...But doesn't have a target (he can't have possibly remembered it after that awesome attack), but doesn't have any other options and uses it, randomly, on the Hyperstorm!
In what has to be the saddest way to use an Ultimate ability ever, the Hyperstorm dodges. It had a sweet description. Rip Arfifact Goner. You sounded cool. The Annoying Dog leaves, to be replaced by the Toby Dog, who is basically identical in every way, physically and mentally at least. Not so much in ability; I wholly suggest you kill this thing before Integrity becomes an issue.
The Nightmare tries her luck against Sans and fails miserably. Dr. Boom rolls his attack twice, and it's both Let The Fun Begin, meaning, 20 Boom Bots spawn. Hooray! Yuzita opts to just try her luck against Sans, but no dice, again.
Dark Bowser's now-corpse shudders, and twitches...And in an unexpected ATTACK OF A FUTURE FINAL BOSS, Dreamy Bowser explodes from the corpse in spectacular fashion! He's still GS, though. 18STR grabs hold of some rocks and throws them haphazedly around the GS area, creating stone barricades, which have a 20% chance to nullify an attack if it hits them from a GS entity...But there's only three! Dr. Boggle continues his research into SCP-882 by feeding it a Humonguous Mecha hijacked from a Gundam show; this heals it for 20,000! Dr. Boggle regains 2 HP! -STRIKE THE EARTH- Digs out the entirety of the Master Recovery Center, which, with his Strength Buff, destroys it for good! The Cast grows nervous...SCP-882 inflicts Call of Mekhane upon Dialga and the Disembodied Heart, the former twice!
...Oh no. sans is standing up.
sans: y, taking up your offer.
sans: i still dont approve of everything you do but that thing over there needs to get lost.
#UserZero: seriously? is this the-
UserZero is promptly greeted by a portal opening and the sight of a bullet crashing directly into her noggin, dealing 2 damage! You briefly glimpse a similar, yet different cube-like world to this, and a very confused shooter perhaps aiming at someone else with an attack that perhaps would not have worked otherwise, before the portal closes just as fast-UserZero's been knocked back but a mere 10 blocks, an advantage that you take immediately. She also looks royally, royally peeved. Getting hit with a plainly-fired bullet, by the standards of godmodders, is absolutely weaksauce, much less one not even aimed at you. Richard smirks, more at UserZero's inherent misery than sans actually being more useful than he thought.
sans: isn't so humerus now, right?
#UserZero: You WILL pay for that, sans.
I +1 all charges. Again.
Lunablade heals Ultra Greed for 15,000 HP! The Wraith finds nothing noteworthy about the Tombstones to investigate-they're just meatwalls. Ultra Greed uses Keeper Stomp, generating 4 pennies and 4 Keepers, which mob one of Lil' Chub's add-ons to kill it! Curac and Leicteron were just inexplicably frozen during the cutscene (stupid Cutscene Incompetence!) and henceforth didn't use Matter Transfer...So things get weird. Curac blows up the Right arm and takes 2 GS matter, but because that's 4/3 for its matter storage, it forcibly ejects the 1st PZ matter, which thankfully doesn't hit anything! It appears that, on an overload of matter, it'll use a hyper-inaccurate random-target version of Primordial Storm...Meanwhile, Leictreon doens't have Matter to Prime, so it just shoots Bowser's Left arm for the kill. Dreamy Bowser's giving them the stink-eye...Asterism stays in Sight mode and uses Tirple Rainbow on the World's Best Minecraft Player, who finds lasers a bit beyond his ability to dodge, and takes 2 damage! He's also Blinded for 3 turns, making his attacks potentially just up and fail! Dialga suffers from Call of Mekhane, but uses Flash Cannon on Conservation...And finds himself missing. Darnit.
Match, Flower and Snowball nail The Hulk for 15,000 damage! Teardrop decides to join in for an extra 10,000! Spongy meatshields Dialga, noticing a distinct lack of MRC. Maurice unleashes the power of Swiss on the Disembodied Heart to shoot it full of holes, dealing 20,000 damage! Fenris Sun-Eater attempts to eat Walker, only to fail to get the epitaph of Fenris Animatronic-Eater. It does give Walker 3 damage, though! Star's Phone is just sitting there, doing literally nothing except gathering data. It IS gathering data, and at enough quality to be legible. Zarod just decides to attack the Haunt for 20,000 damage! The Light Magician Crit-heals the Lunablade for 25,000 HP and no mana cost! The Nuclear Throne opts for its usual opening move and Giga Beams the Haunt! Nuclear Throne sales skyrocket as BoI players rush to reach the savior of the Attic and praise their highlord. Bomber, meanwhile, gets a soul, even though he's respawning.
As Talist's critters bemoan the fact that they've been walled in and can't help, they hear something-nothing equivalent appears on chat, however.
???: Uh, hello?
???: Who put this wall here?
???: Moog City Authorities, we demand to know who constructed this illegal structure!
???: It is trespassing on Government property and is a violation of our Gunpowder laws!
Meanwhile, the Imperator whips out its Plasma Annihilator, killing Homulilly with the power of a miniature sun (and peeving off the Hulk)! Gordon Ramsay goes for the closest thing to Homulilly (that is to say, something endlessly annoying), dubs the Toby Dog the worst thing since sliced gorilla, and slices his 'gorilla,' dealing 30,000 damage in total! Meanwhile, Alton Brown unleashes Good Eats, cooking up a legendary feast worthy of Notch himself! He presents the delectable delights to Ultra Greed and Asterism, and the duo dine merrily, healing up for 20,000 HP each AND giving them both the Good Eats buff, which tremendously increases their offensive power! Meanwhile, the Wizened Hag finally gets its long-overdue introduction via Guest Star! Sadly, can't act on turn of summon, but do note, Into the Pot is going to be ready the instant it can act!
Lil' Chub smashes the Nightmare Crystal (1 damage to the Nightmare) and the Nightmare herself, causing her to spawn another Crystal! Adventure Fredbear re-materializes and smashes Talist (and/or his animal critters, nearly 1000 block away be darned) for 2 damage! The World's Best Minecraft player needs a second to adjust, but he's trying to drink a bucket of milk-which would certainly make this situation much cleaner for him. by his words, NOT-Verdana is officially tired of standing around and en-guard's the Lunablade's Rear end, which really isn't en-guarded well enough, nailing the Glance! The Hulk does his usual trend of smashing right into the face of anything that gets him mad, and makes the Imperator regret life with 10,000 shield damage and 10,000 damage direct! The roughly 19 ninjas rough up the Lunablade for 19,000 damage! Conservation nails a single Kunai to the chest-analouge of Ultra Greed for 10,000 damage! Tor's Mechsuit reminds itself it can do double-aciton, and its anonymous pilot makes the most of what it already knew to double-smash the Imperator, penetrating the shields for a total of 20,000 damage!
The Tombstones maul Lunablade for a total of 36,000 damage! The Disembodied Heart stacks in with another 10,000 damage and spawns a REALLY fat guy. Like, seriously. Mega Fatty summoned! He's not terribly evasive.
Richard +2s generic and Revan, and dramatically points directly at Dr. Boom! He suffers a Heart Attack from the thought of getting pummeled by a godmodder, and takes 50,000 damage!
UserZero +4s all PZ allies...It appears her gifts will only get bigger with each Gatekeeper killed! She then goes ABSOLUTELY BAT-DUNG INSANE, temprorarily anyways, and does some absolutely massive swings with her ax, basically beheading whatever gets in the way! The Lunablade and the Wraith regret life! Dr. Boom finds all of his Boom Bots prematurely detonated RIGHT in his face, and sadly, faces aren't explosion-proof so he takes a whooping 100,000 damage AND his Protectorate passive is absolutely SMASHED, making the Gates able to take damage again! The Nightmare is caught in a fatal loop wherein she gets hit and spawns a Nightmare crystal that JUST gets hit on the spinning return swing! Finally, ditching both axes (putting them back into her inventory), she flips into the sky, bounces off her own defensive fortifications, and smashes into all three players on the GS side, stripping the three non-Descendants of a Respawn AND killing John!
Sans, now firmly of the GS faction due to a combination of realizing exactly who the villain here is and basically not really being offended by them, clearly hasn't acted, BUT immediately begins setting up a ton of Dispeners aimed at the PZ end of the field! The arrows can be blocked but will do full damage if no-one orders it! (Fortunately, in a burst of reflexiveness, entities can be ordered to block). Note: BLOCK, not DODGE. He also creates an X with two bones, hovering above his head and set in a square of bones...Hrm. X. Wonder what that means.
I celebrate at the fact the Update is actually done.
Terrain: Decayed Land. Chance for non-AZ entities to get infected. All killed entities respawn as AZ Tombstones. II
Weather: N/A
[GS-BOSS] Hyperstorm: 100,000/100,000 HP (-5,000 all incoming). 100,000/100,000 Shields (+25,000 per turn). Hyper Evasive (50%, +1% per 1,000 damage in incoming attack, -1% per 5,000 damage aimed per turn). Double-Action. Psi Core (requires Pilot): 0. Pilot: N/A. Gravity Cannon: II Hardened shields: [III][III][III]
[???] Twitchy's Deck of Cards: 6/12. Discard Pile: Empress, 2 of Spades, Joker, Death. YES, you can draw this now, as a Focused action. Discarded cards are gone for good! Drawn Cards: Chaos (Hezetor)
[N] 1st Gateway: Indestructible. TECHNICALLY. Control panel: 20,000/20,000 HP. (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block when at 1 HP). Summoning: IIIII
[N] 2nd Gateway: "Indestructible." Control Panel: 20,000/20,000 HP. (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block when at 1 HP). Gives +25% HP, Def and Atk for the controller.
[N] Toby Dog 70,000/100,000 HP. 100% Integrity. Does Integrity damage. Double Action! Rewrite: III Patch Quilt: III,
Dummied out: IIIIII Musical Masterpiece: IIIIIII
[N] Gifts: 3/6.
[N] The Nightmare: 8/10 HP. Spawns Nightmare crystals when attacked, but can't take damage from being attacked. Attack rises with every successful attack dealt. (ATK Raise: 7,000) Nightmare Crystal: 5,000/5,000 HP x1.
[N] Dr. Boom: 150,000/200,000 HP. Double-Action! THE FINAL COUNTBOMB: IIIII Boombots: 500/500 x20
[N] The Contract: Releases powerful forces of Revolution when the Government is destroyed...The latter is not present. Until then, invincible.
[GS] Dark Bowser: 90,000/90,000 HP (Multiplier: .75; 1.50 when Right arm is out). Left Arm: 0/13,500 HP. Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead) Entity Grab: II (cant charge while not there!) Right Arm: 0/17,800 HP. Guards Dark Bowser's weakpoints! Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead!) Triple action altogether-shorten it by removing his limbs! Shy Guy Airtub Summoning: IIIII Dreamy Minion Horde Summoning: IIIIIIII
[GS-PL] TheMinMaxnificent18STR: 20/20 HP. Real Man: III Resistance: I
[GS-PL] Dr.Omnidisciplinaryman McMindboggle: 20/20 HP. PhD in EVERYTHING: III Regen: I
[GS-PL] -STRIKE THE EARTH-: 20/20 HP. FOR SHOVELRY: III Strength: I
[GS] SCP-882: 33,000/120,000 HP. Inflicts Call of MEKHANE instead of attacking. Action: Inflict Call upon Dialga and the Disembodied Heart.
[GS] Stone Barricades: 1/1 x3 HP. Has a 20% chance to block attacks for a GS entity (not cumulative!)
[GS] John: 0/15 HP. Current forme: Basic. Forms: Beast, Spellcaster.
AZ Damage: 60,000/150,000
PZ Damage: 55,000/150,000
H Damage: 16,000/50,000
[AZ] Ultra Greed: 58,000/150,000 HP. At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, takes 1/4 damage. Bank: 58/150 Pennies. Good Eats: II Keepers: 7,500/7,500 HP x4.
[AZ] Asterism: 84,000/200,000 HP. Flips between Sight and Sound mode. Mode: Sight. Good Eats: II Spectra: II (Sight) Sinewave: II (Sound): Monochrome: III (Sight) Tone Deaf: III (Sound). The Vox: IIIIII
[AZ] Dialga: 200,000/200,000 HP. Primal Reverts at 50% HP! Bodyguarded by Spongy! Roar of Time: III Call of Mekhane: IIIII
[AZ] Entire Cast of Battle for Dream Island:
Leafy: 10,000/10,000 HP. Hang Glider: III
Firey: HP: 10,000/10,000. Gives Match a 40% attack bonus on every turn they are both alive, however, gives Coiny a 20% attack nerf on every turn they are both alive.
Match: HP: 8,000/8,000. Gets a 40% attack bonus from Firey on every turn they are both alive. Gives Pencil a 20% damage reduction on every turn they are both alive.
Pencil: HP: 10,000/10,000. Friendship!: IIII
Flower: HP: 10,000/10,000. Cannot Miss, but can't have any defense buffs. Action: Attack the Hulk!
Blocky: HP: 6,000/6,000. Gives both Pin and Pen a 30% attack buff on every turn that Blocky and Pin/Pen/both are alive and active.
Pin: HP: 6,000/6,000. Gets a 30% attack buff from Blocky every turn they are both alive, but Bubble takes 1,000 damage on every turn they are both alive.
Pen: HP: 10,000/10,000. Gets a 30% attack buff from Blocky every turn they are both alive, and gives every BFDI cast member that's alive a 10% dodge chance.
Bubble: HP: 3,000/4,000. Takes 1,000 damage from Pin every turn they are both alive.
Coiny: HP: 10,000/10,000. Gets a 20% attack nerf from Fiery every turn they are both alive, but is always placed first in the Recovery Queue.
Needle: HP: 10,000/10,000
Woody: HP: 5,000/5,000. Stupidly Inaccurate (95%)
Golf Ball: HP: 6,000/6,000. Gives a 5% attack buff to every BFDI cast member except Teardrop.
Ice Cube: HP: 1,000/1,000. Has a 75% dodge rate. Can I Join Your Alliance?: IIII
Spongy: HP: 50,000/50,000. Can act as a meatshield for two AZ entities. Bodyguarding Dialga!
Eraser: HP: 10,000/10,000. Cannot be damaged for more than 5,000 damage in a turn, but has a 50% chance to miss.
Teardrop: HP: 6,000/6,000. Does not receive an attack buff from Golf Ball and cannot be given specific commands. Action: Attack!
[AZ] crystalcat: 15/20 HP. Ante Matter: 53,000/100,000.
[AZ] Tombstone: 30,000/30,000 HP x1.
[AZ-BOSS] Chef-Class Imperator Titan: 282,000/390,000 HP + 10,000 Regen (III) Void Shields: 50,000/100,000 HP +20,000 HP per turn (can be penetrated). Penetrative, Airborn. Doubled Buff Duration (for new buffs! Snowflake shield is nada!)! Plasma Annihilator: IIII IRON CHEF: IIIIII. Fortification (50%): IIIIIIIII Action:
[AZ-BOSS] Alton Brown. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Good Eats: IIII Action: use Good Eats on Asterism and Ultra Greed!
[AZ-BOSS] Gordon Ramsay. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Attack increases every turn. (ATK Increase: 20,000) Action:
[AZ-BOSS] Emril Lagasse. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Guest Star: III Activated: Wizened Hag.
[AZ] Wizened Hag (Guest Star): 125,000/125,000 HP. Into the Pot: IIII Taste the Stew: III Tenderize: II Seasoned to Perfection: IIIIIIII
[AZ] Hag's Cauldron (Guest Star): 175,000/175,000 HP. Life Absorbed: N/A
[PZ] Lil' Chub: 129,000/170,000 HP. Add-Ons: 8,000/8,000 HP x2. Add +2,000 ATK power each.
[PZ] Adventure Fredbear: 94,000/125,000 HP. Pixelated! 30% chance to Pixelate (+50% from Corruption), becoming impossible to interact with! Regen Song: III Mega Bite: IIIII Mimic Ball: IIIIII Adventure of '87: IIIIIIIII.
[PZ] The World's Best Minecraft Player: 18/20 HP. Extremely adept at dodging! Penetrating! Blind: III
[PZ] The Hulk: 240,000/240,000 HP. Evasive (20%). 5% chance to attack teammates. Action:
[PZ] Roughly Twenty Nineteen Ninjas: 5,000/5,000 (X19) (75% dodge chance, unless targeted with AoE attacks - targeting multiple ninjas with single-target attacks does not count)
[PZ] General Tor's Mechsuit: 150,000/150,000 HP. double-action! Energy Ball: III Background Barrage: IIII
[PZ-PL] Conservation_of_Ninjutsu: 17/20 HP. High attack, low defense. Evasive (20%) Minicrit chance (5%). Gains buffs to attack and defense as the above entity loses members! Lost members = 1/20. Smoke Bombs: III
[PZ] Mega Fatty: 220,000/220,000 HP.
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 15/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ] Tombstones: 29,000/30,000 HP x11; 14,000/30,000 HP x1.
50/50 JUST WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK I AM!? (Coming soon to a theater near you!)
40/50 CAPTAIN MEME!
10/50 Beat Beat Beat To the left!
3/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time (Well, Tazz, let's summarize your two warnings. First, that 4 people may not be enough. Second, that the more people involved, the more lopsided the situation will be. However, I've gotten like 7 people to agree from multiple sides, so that's good for me. Which I think is justified, since this is SAVING THE EARTH we're talking about)
People who have promised to help Save the Earth: Battlefury, Speedon, ConsumerofAll, nulitor, Pit, OldSithRevan, XSlayer300. Man, 3 PZs, 1 Neutral, 3 AZs, and 1 GS. Nice unintentional proportions.
+1 Ire, Crystal, Twin
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 2/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)
The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time.
Star's reinforced Phone II Nintendium: Star's Armored Phone 2/6
Prevents more than 2 damage to be done to Star's phone per turn. Vital for intelligence gathering.
Defibrillator && Magic Thorn: Pain Link 4/7
I check my phone...well, I saw this coming. I should know better than to expect high-quality video from a phone. Well, while I have a few recordings of people saying Uzi blew up the planet, including one of the least convincing Verbal Backspaces I've ever seen, the quality is too low to submit this as evidence. Guess it needs to gather more evidence.
Well, time to begin.
USING SPLIT UPDATE POST SO THAT I DO NOT VIOLATE DOUBLE POST RULE!!!
In a bunker which, I predict, will not be used often during this game...because it requires the support of those aligned with the Narrative and the Conflict to open it. Thankfully, this has support of AZs and PZs.
A large group of Minecraft characters stare at each other at a meeting table.
The one at the head of the table stands up, and begins to speak
"First of all, let's get this out of the way. There are people here on both sides of this fight. We all know what happened on this server, so I'm not going to recount that here. I don't want to get into he said, she said, Richard blew up the planet, Uzi blew up the planet then blamed it on Richard, Richard is going to cause the destruction of three universes, back and forth bickering. We have all gathered here for one reason: We want to restore Earth, and I do not want us to be sidetracked by our disagreements in the other part of the battlefield.
Here's my plan.
There are a pair of laws that shall help us: Neither Matter, nor Energy, can be created or destroyed. It can only be transferred. While the planet was blown to smithereens, the shards have been scattered all throughout space. The charge itself left a lot of energy on the pieces of the Earth that flew all over the place. Thus, we can create a device that attracts only these energy-charged pieces of Earth. That will bring all the Earth back to its...intact position.
That will bring us to step two: Reshaping the Earth. This would normally be a Herculean task, requiring massive amounts of time, power, and people to do. Thankfully, while we lack the former and the latter, we have an overload of the middle requirement. We should be able to do this via sheer force, once we get the Earth back together. If we lack anyone, we could easily enlist Richard and the other godmodders to help.
While I will be depowered sometime later this turn, I will still help out with the charge. Then I'll get my power back, and the point will be moot, and...yeah, I don't know what else to say about the plan.
Any questions?"
Back on the battlefield
(The Dark Star Core is going down this turn. I'd better finish the preparations.)
I travel through the Armory of Imagination, going by hall after hall. I eventually come to a door that says Power Generator. I look up at it, and keep walking. What type of idiot labels the weak point of his base? That actually goes to a portal that leads to an eldritch abomination. It’s currently Wednesday in this pocket dimension, so it’s set for Cthulhu.
I end up at the *************, and enter. Inside is a beating heart of machinery and a large stone powering it. I take the stone, and concentrate for a bit.
Those who could see power would notice most of mine flowing into the stone.
“The power of Portals plus the Power of Imagination is similar enough to the power of dreams. Thankfully, I took most of the things I could possibly need and put them into my pack.”
The stone changes shape into a form more familiar to players of a certain RPG series.
Using a very different looking stone, I teleport to a different part of the multiverse…that of UserZero’s server.
As soon as Dark Bowser sees the stone I am carrying, he inhales it, chews it up for a bit, and changes colors into a rainbow form.
With his balance restored, and containing a power source within him, Dreamy Dark Bowser stops fluctuating. He gets back up, much more powerful than before.
I, on the other hand, slump onto one knee. I stand back up, and look at sans.
“As far as allies go, I take care of my...men...OH COME ON!
I save your life, and you STILL are on the GS side.”
Depowered Star: 20/20 HP. Unable to use portals, but has 36 items to use.
Well, now for my actual action.
JUST WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK I AM!? 50/50 USED
"Well...this is an eventful post. I do need to pull out all the stops here, so...I'm tired and annoyed.
Tired of my allies betraying me. Tired of being belittled.
My job description...is to do the impossible. Touch the untouchable.
And...FIGHT THE POWER!"
Yeah, you know what's coming.
"So, you think you can take my life, my body, my power, my entities? You think that I'm not going to be able to do anything about it? JUST WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK I AM!?"
A large Mech runs forward out of nowhere...
"Giga..."
A massive drill, larger than the Mech forms on its right hand...
"DRILL..."
The drill spins, faster and faster...
"BREEEAAAAAK!!!"
The Mech buries its drill into General Tor's Mechsuit.
The Mech then runs off and disappears.
Dialga uses Dragon Claw on General Tor's Mechsuit, or SCP-882 if General Tor's Mechsuit falls to the Giga Drill Break.
He also recently snuck onto the Mainframe just before a certain Parody Sue stole three-halves of it through an absolutely improbable, yet amazing, series of events and copied out a full database of Engietech technology.
EXCUSE ME, SIR, YOU FORGOT TO ASK ME FOR PERMISSION BEFORE DOING THIS.
As a result, I'm gonna have to say NOPE to every part of your story that involves that little detail. And, for the record, even if you had asked, I would never have given you permission to do something like this. How would you like it if I suddenly decided that, one day, one of your characters was irrevocably and immediately permakilled? Additionally, the sheer audacity of assuming you could do something like this to the MAINFRAME, of all things, is just... what? Is this a joke? Are you braindead?
Point is, you have to ASK before you do this kinda thing.
Oh, okay. "Hey, Engie, can I steal 5/2s of your ship? I need it to stay competitive with Tazz, who is being stupidly OP in the Terraria session. An entire Mainframe more than him should suffice. Also, the damage was done when Tazz started casting judgement on your ridiculous OP megaship, so I guess Crystal felt like it wouldn't hurt to toss some minor salt into that wound." /s /null
I use the warp zone to transfer an infinity of perfection and love(materials) to the DTG world(level 0 alchemies which are called infinity of perfection and infinity of love respectively.)
Alchemies
The Reinforcement && Book of support && Warp Zone gives Zone of Control 5/11
School of necromancy && The blasting pages && Green blood gives WISE FROM YO GWAVES 5/11
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
Tier-One level 10
I help proof of concept, crusher48 and hector(one time each)
Then I tell sans that it is in the interest of everyone except AZ for him to not join GS team.
Doing so would be a bad idea because it would harm him once the GS boss die.
But on the other hand I tell sans that he could build a team about protecting people from dying.
I might join this team so that the GM gets angry about the multiplication of teams and for protecting sans.
(Was done before sans joined GS)
I tell sans that he is in danger from boss strike-back.
Then I think about a way to turn sans in a lovemodder if he agrees.(It would be for spreading peace and love)
Then I ask what he thinks about that and if he have a plan for that.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
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Posts:
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Minecraft:
crystalcat
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Figured that would serve as both a notification of what Tazz did in Terraria, so, you know, you should know, and, well, fine. Wasn't much important for what I was doing anyway. Consider that bit retconned, apart from the evidence on this thread.
/null.
(No, seriously. Roxxanne stole three halves of the Mainframe. I figured my action was at least less destructive/insulting than stealing the remaining half to study it/asking Tazz for a half all my own. Sorry to throw you under the gorillad-off Engie bus here, Tazz, but I figure Engie should know.)
So you aren't a monster, you just protect a monster?
/null
CoolestBrother: Well, we have to deal with this at least twice a month, so we're kinda in this automatically.
CoolestBrother: See every sci-fi movie since 2002 or Xenoblade Chronicles X.
MistressSarah: Um, don't we have to remain neutral in this?
StepMaster376: Both sides are doing it, so technically we can still remain neutral
MistressSarah: Right. Well, we have to chip in on this, it's also our responsibility.
/null
/null
Note, this will take awhile as the items in order will come at 3 parts. As in, after each full charge on a item, a new one will appear and this will be assosiated with that item.
The beginning of the 5 Origins, and Undertale Madness.
The rest of them:
http://pastebin.com/dAiKBKaX
W- w- what? ... Now I'm just confused...
First: If you took my statement as attacking you, then I'm sorry and I didn't intend that. I just dislike shocks of cynicism in stories. Maybe that's just how DTG is now. Maybe DTG has outgrown me.
Second: I don't want to argue this here. I've sent you a PM about it...
Sorry, but /null
I'll contribute a charge to the rebuild Earth fund, but it suddenly seems that we should have a rotation of charges ready to counteract whatever happens.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Another interesting thing: Every time I try something to stop the Narrative or the Conflict's railroading, I get railroaded anyways. So the whole idea of "players having more than a tangential effect on the plot" does not seem to actually apply. After all, the Narrative would likely rather railroad away any potential shot at the GS team achieving their goals instead of risking 50000 paradoxes from us actually accomplishing something. Then again, if we can find a way to create thousands of paradoxes if something happens, we can force the Narrative to prevent that from happening and steal the Plot Armor.
/null
@Crusher: See, for most efforts, you try for one post. You'd need a LOT more effort than that, mate-either a stupid amount of charge well beyond 50 (you'll need your whole team for this given how small it is, in fact) OR a stupid amount of effort into your posts to the point where you'd get sick of DTG for how much you put into those posts. The EARN in Earn your Happy Ending, so to speak-you'll need team effort, and possibly trading off, say, losing the entity battle or worse. Granted, I actually kind of like you because you're willing to experiment and defy the standard rules, rain or shine-its a weird relationship.
@Talist: First off, I was pretty emotional when I wrote that, so I'd disregard some of that, though I do NOT take back the fact that it came off as whining to me at the time. Disliking something is OK in my book, but again, when you have to call it a RANT...Well, what did you think I was gonna take it as but some guy just getting overly-angry? Not really all that peeved about it right now, but still. I'll read the PM when I have time.
@Everyone: OK, life hasn't been very good for me today and I'm having focus troubles, plus it's too late to finish this update clean or even get very far. Update must be delayed for another day again.
20/20 Shroom Second Coming
Te Second Gate Must Come!
Gate 2:
Stats: Same as Gate 1
Special Ability: +25% Damage, Resistance, and Speed to the entities of the person who controls it.
10/10 Medics
2/100 Prototype (Redacted!)
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Gate 1: Indestructible
Control panel: HP:20,000 (Guarded by Energy Shield)
Energy Shield: HP 50,000 (Regens 10,000 HP Per Turn, Only blocks attacks at control panel if it has more than 1 HP, HP can not be lowered past 1)
Special Ability: Can summon minor entities using charge points
Gains 1 Charge per turn
Entity charge limit is 5
When Control panel is destroyed control of the Entity goes to the destroyer.
Hint:When more Gates are unlocked the power of the gates increase.
I also use Gate 1 to summon Shroomb Defenders to guard Gate 1 and 2.
\==STATUS==/
XSlayer300 ????/????
The Sword I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 2/50 NO ASSISTANCE
\==ACTIONS==/
-Player Actions-
Charging Sword 2/50
I will begin on something.
\==STORY==/
White shards surround a mysterious object, what appears to be a Sword, but...
*flashback, in. Another vision.*
"People, can... and well. Be a new person. But things won't stay the same."
\==ETC==/
\==INVENTORY==/
Offensive:
Rainbow Minigun [iiiii]
Summoners:
Radio
Rainbow Chest
The beginning of the 5 Origins, and Undertale Madness.
The rest of them:
http://pastebin.com/dAiKBKaX
I'd like not to be the "Shining Light of Hope" in this game, I'm just some guy who supports his teammates and keep the fight going on.
And the assassin who's in it for the killing.
However, analyzing the bad rolls the world makes in DTG2 (provoked by your speech) kind of wonder if this timeline is the one we want and if it's worth preserving. If the world's going to undergo terrible things in the future, then why are we preserving this timeline? If we prevent Richard's rise to power, then maybe things could be different. For the better. Or maybe perhaps for worse. Uzi's not too good of an opponent herself, so things could turn out even worse than they did in DTG2. There's also the ever-looming possibility of an Unstable Time Loop or a paradox, which would probably induce some... undesirable effects. In short, I'm questioning my alignment based on my values.
On a non-conflict inducing note, I've got a new avatar!
Made by yours truly. Critique at will!
/null
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Tangent: I cannot get PK Thunder to do recovery for me consistently even though I know how to use it. Second Tangent: Ness can't learn PK Thunder at all in Earthbound, though trophies in smash imply Paula and/or Poo (yes; 'this game stinks' indeed) might have taught him for Smash.
Regardless of all Tangents, 31,000 damage to Lil' Chub!
Sans acknowledges Flowey and doesn't act further on it, beyond a wink with the eye that isn't glowing.
You only get 2 turns of Regen before buffing, but 4 turns of strong Regen is still pretty good! Yeah, UserZero is definitely gonna have your head for this.
Your entities will do as you say!
The Flames do not penetrate the Void Shield (o vey) but DO stick around, granting the bonuses implied-though it also doesn't gain bonus damage. This'll last for 4 turns!
sans: considering that i lived in a world where there was a perfectly peaceful monster community-well, mostly peaceful...
sans: i'd say you're just putting yourself down.
sans: i've seen 'human' been used in the same context you use 'monster.'
sans: beyond that...well, you understand me, to a degree.
sans: i don't think i understand myself sometimes.
sans: but I understand whats going on now...i think.
Seeker's Beastiary: A catalouge of basically any inherently hostile beast you could possibly find (and I mean the kind that mindlessly attack you on sight-or not-so-mindlessly in some cases), it also doubles as a heart storage. Whatever that is in this context. Kingdom Hearts style? In any caes, you can still summon the monsters within.
14,000 damage to Homulilly!
+$HaveARottenDay$: I can assure you there isn't any Permadeath on!
+$HaveARottenDay$: Respawns still work, everyone! That being said, well...
+$HaveARottenDay$: Usually wouldn't matter if you were just playing a regular game, but now, that's different.
+$HaveARottenDay$: Also, KeepInventory is on, so don't worry about losing any of your $ from dying!
Huh. It appears UserZero hasn't bothered to explicitly mention who was AZ/GS for the purposes of ratting you out. It also appears, after the initial quiet, the main chat's gone eerily quiet. You also realize that, just checking who's on, that even though quite a few people logged on, this cannot possibly be the entire population of Minecraft-And probably too few even then.
+$HaveARottenDay$: As some of you may have noticed, not everyone who's ever played Minecraft ever is here!
+$HaveARottenDay$: That's because this is mostly just a 'default' in case people bounced around servers a lot!
+$HaveARottenDay$: There's other people on other servers-I think the Avatar effect REALLY leans towards multiplayer servers over Singleplayer, thankfully, but if people have only played Singleplayer, well...
+$HaveARottenDay$: In any case, it'll be a small duty of ours to get in contact with all of the Servers! It'll be on the horizon!
+$HaveARottenDay$: It's secondary, however, to just getting everyone situated! Shelter, Water, Food-that's the priority right now!
You attempt to absorb the Hivemind's SOUL, or even preserve it-it is too powerful to just break because you killed it! This isn't Undertale! And I will keep saying it until it registers!. You also fail to absorb the SOUL, but do draw it out of the ether. Your observations are apt.
The Jar promptly starts twitching, and then flings itself free of your grasp and flies into the air. I'm not going to describe the rest-but you must understand this bit, that the jar, in the span of several seconds, mutates back into a Brand new Twitchy.
She looks as confused as you probably are////OR-MAYBE-YOU-WILL-JUST-DRAG-MY-SOUL-OUT-OF-THE-THOUGHTWAYS-AND-ALLOW-ME-TO-RESPAWN?-I-GUESS-THAT-WORKS!-I-HAVE-NO-REAL-REASON-TO-BUG-ANYONE-SO-SEE-YA-LATER!////. She doesn't stick around for round two, though, thank goodness-Indeed, she pulls out a fedora and a briefca////NOW-TO-FIND-UNCLE-GRANDPA-AND-GET-BACK-TO-PLAYING-THAT-D&D-GAME!////se and LE VANISHES. UserZero just looks annoyed.
You really thought just taking the soul of such a powerful and chaotic, mutation-prone being would work out like you expected it? Lucky for us there wasn't a REAL problem.
The SJWs are a horde, and even if the call can't be proven because of a distinct lack of evidence, they still swarm her, but they are no match for UserZero's mighty dual-wielding Uzis! That and everyone else 'friendly-firing' them. No-one cares, not even sans. Everyone hates SJWs.
Lux Warded Jar && Brightsteel = Luminite (1/?)
Yuzita summoned! She'll do as you say.
that song was lovely, but what was it supposed to accomplish?
Richard takes 2 damage from the whole ordeal, and the Annoying Dog heals for 100,000 HP!
OK, being an actual Godmodder straight-up is kind of...Err. It's a power I don't want people to just GET effortlessly, you know? Sorry. That being said, good news: Anti-Godmodders (as well as the other general players) are generally in the same level of power as the lowest-ranked Godmodder, so you could have probably just looted that from a Dead Alpha. Like, sorry dog, but yeah, can't let that fly easy (though you can make an Alchemy to make yourself an Alpha)
IN any case, 25,000 damage to the Imperator! I have a feeling you REALLY fit for this game.
Old spice expended! I'll assume you're red to start.
Flip Lighter || Panda Tibbers (teddy bear form) && Soul of a Fireworks Demon && Weasly-Approved Fireworks = Wildfire (Level 10: 1/11)
Awwwww...Well, I can see the issue from a mile away. Hope you come back!
Irritation: The ULTIMATE in the titular, combining an annoying and painful weather condition with an annoying and painful high-energy song. Bound to get under anyone's skin!
Your phone is summoned, BUT you notice a brief flash of glitch as you pull it out. It doesn't appear again, though, but you definitely saw it...
Your entities will do as you say.
Your speech, while definitely much better than most you've made, is also really kind of midgigated by the fact that, in this case, the one responsible not being able to go farther would only be advantageous as that means YOU couldn't get farther either. Well, in a literal sense anyways. Point made either way.
sans just gets a bit confused, but shrugs and says nothing. You can tell he recognized the codes, but he is not sure what to make of it.
Tripmines summoned!
OK, if it's NOT Verdana, then what is your name?
Sans nods along and acknowledges you but doesn't seem to be able to respond beyond turning down the hand.
Don't worry, I read everything. To briefly describe the major points:
-the Foundation (on earth) is dead. Deader than dead, in fact, and UserZero's ensured it. Not one SCP capable of magically undoing this situation survived (and in fact, I will hithero assume you somehow have exact copies of any SCP you mention, no matter who or what or if that's even possible, except those). EXOS scans for why-the Dragon Charges apparently literally wiped out more than their lives, but their ability TO live at all, in any sense, even as an exact clone-however, for SOME reason, you actually pick up on Foundation signals despite Earth being gone...Completely, and without a place they could be at. It appears a body was sufficiently different enough to allot their consciousness, which cheats the Dragon Bomb-aka the Avatar effect. The location they're at is...Some place called the Trope Pantheon. You get a sense that the most recent PZ, Sp33d0n, knows of it. They are not currently making any plans that you know of to do anything. (By which I mean, at this point, I think the SCP Foundation ought to be in the hands of the GM, if you would be so kind. I'm sorry-but I really just can't let there be a magic solution already in place, I want players to really feel like they REALLY earned their victory here, and I can't think of a real way to get rid of them. For the bad surprise on this much, I'll give you a free Charge Token, which is basically +10 whenever you need it.)
- You check the data before handing it to him, and to your very unfortunate surprise...It's ridiculously corrupted. It looks like the glitch took an extended stay in your case while you weren't looking. Your data corrupts by LOOKING at it, and you wisely close it before adverse effects occur. It will take Great Effort (which is my codeword for 'the thing you REALLY need some big trying on) to uncorrupt this case. You can bet UserZero did it, but you can't find out for sure until you uncorrupted the data-the nature of this world means finding out who did it with the data completely uncorrupted will be a cinch.
-EXOS fails to get any data from his future selves for no discernible reason whatsoever. Further investigation is gonna be needed.
-sans looks at you, but not at YOU-more accurately it's at Y that he's looking at.
-The Data portal collapses, but not before triggering a Paradox! The roll is 1825, which kills the Dark Star Core instantly! HOwever, the core twitches...Something's gonna happen!
As for Hyperstorm Balancing...Weath Ray CANNOT auto-damage the Godmodder on crit because anything with guarenteed damage on the Godmodder is automatically OP enough to roll over the OP scale. The Hyperstorm's death won't trigger GM damage regardless barring having an allied GM at the time, as faction-specific bosses can only damage godmodders they're allied to! The choose-who-gets-hurt thing only applies to N and H bosses is because they benefit NONE of the 3 factions. Crit chance on Weath Ray goes down to 5%, 20% if it's a singular 'focused' action by the Hyperstorm (40,000 with Penetration at base is one thing, nailing a crit for 200,000 with the same properties is insane), and there is a 10% chance of missing either way. finally, Mind control only works on bosses below 20% HP. Beyond that, it's honestly pretty well-balanced for a massive boss, so let's rock it. Hyperstorm summoned!
Richard stares literal daggers right back! Daggers dipped in hate and laced with poison and acid that destory your daggers and your eyes!
sans doesn't seem to notice you. He's mostly lost in thought.
Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist (Level 15: 1/16)
Alchemiter upgrade, to the rescue!
LIght Magician summoned! Mostly just so I don't forget about it!
8,000 damage to the Haunt!
Star's reinforced Phone II Nintendium: Star's Armored Phone (Level 5: 1/6)
Richard is about to speak, then looks like he just got an awesome idea. He quickly writes down something on a piece of paper and hands it to you. It reeks of Godmodding, a protective sort to prevent its contents from being corrupted. Given Crusher's attempt, you could see why...It might serve you well to uncorrupt his data, as that is basically a guilty case on UserZero's hands even if the actual case wouldn't do anything.
IN any case, the paper reads thus:
Dragon Charges are, in form, similar to TNT, though it is instead marked with a greek-labeled eqivalent and all the individual sticks of dynamite are colored black, with red fuses, to make sure its distinguishable from a regular charge. Its denotative effect is unparalleled amongst the arsenal of a godmodder, and a godmodder gets one per Rank they climb, for a possible total of 10 (and instinctively know of the effects EXACTLY); however, so destructive are they that they cannot be resummoned by any other method, and most godmodders put up significant defense (even by the standards of godmodders) to guard these ultra explosives. Dragon Charges have only ever been used (well, prior to Uzi blowing up his) on dead worlds due to their horrific power; their combination of Oblivion energies and godmodding powers can nullify any and all possible defenses around the area of detonation before instantly obliterating whatever is in the way, and the combination also ensures that they literally cannot survive as they are. Godmodders have used this, rarely, to kill otherwise impossible to annihilate entities before, when every other option has been out of their reach, though they rarely do so lightly due to the immense blast radius. No survivors from such an incident, bar other godmodders, have ever been known, and those godmodders have NEVER came out unscathed-weaker ones have outright died from the blast. The Avatar effect was discovered due to this, in fact; an accident lead to one of the godmodders becoming a full-on Minecraftian. It appears the Avatar Effect is an internal Narrative loophole for these instances.
Dragon charges are stable-state and cannot be detonated by accident. Dragon Charges are 3x3x3 meters in volume exactly. Dragon charges are named for the Red Dragon-a mythological being that, naturally, Richard doesn't believe in, but nevertheless apparently resides at the very core of the true Nether of Minecraft, a core so thick that the usual creative mode players digging into it wouldn't even do so and would be under a complex illusion of thinking they did so. the Red Dragon is sealed so tightly (apparently) for good reason; its ltierally a dragon-shaped embodient of oblivion itself, infinite in size and potential power, and its only desire is to return all to ambiguity; such a powerful figure, given for the name of a powerful explosive.
He also notes that, due to how the charge works, you'd have to literally rebuild the planet from scratch, if you so attempted. Richard would back you on this, mostly just to clear his name on the matter, but is too busy to commit to anything other than potential defense, which he adds, is likely to crop up.
...Interesting.
Conservation dodges with a secretive ninja cleaning technique to wipe away the barbasol and then just backing off from the flames!
15,000 damage to the Disembodied Heart!
A temporal shift shunts this post past the updates!
/null
And to Crusher above, the Dragon Charge was one of Richard's, stolen by Uzi.
"Mate", simple. There was no attack, just RP.
If you notice I had two non-null posts that turn.
Granted, they were all mainly RPs without attacks, but after last turn, RP practically had to be there.
Though I do like my description of ravaged earth.
Also, you know just as well as I do that I spoke figuratively, not literally.
"No more planet destruction. No more bombs. No more games.
This is the worst you are going to do this game."
/null
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
As per your rant: First, people who didn't trigger the Avatar effect (or were godmodders strong enough to have their own veil) are, kind of predictably, dead. Straight-up. Granted, Avatar effect doesn't require the game compatible WITH the effect to be your absolute favorite either, just compatible and reasonably tolerable (AND having a customizable protagonist, as otherwise it won't work; Mario doesn't fly here, for instance. Hello [insert name here] is the bare minimum.). Second off, I am playing up the consequences, because of, well, see MY counterrant; You are the one in charge of being the hero here, meaning your choice to, say, fix the earth in exchange for entity advantage (which can lose you the game this time around, worst comes to worst) matters, a LOT. Third, the avatars did NOT die from that explosion, they just froze temporarily until the effect kicked in properly, meaning that it's kind of weird you fret of his dissaperance given that the avatar itself never dissapeared. Fourth...Well.
The efforts of Gail, Mikoto and Inari to LEAVE...In short, failed. Within a wide, wide area you were free, specifically within the range of X or Z lesser than or equal to 5,000 or negative 5,000, but beyond that, well, you were suddenly faced with an array of insane defenses that weren't there before-upturned trees around the area confirm this wasn't too long ago. Not the superpowered godmodding turrets that can stop Chuck Norris, but definitely strong defensible turrets that obliterate a passing mob in a shot, among other things-barbed wires, deathwalls that only open for approved personel, tripwires, arrow dispensers, pitfall traps, a redstone-powered death ray, and more block your path out of the (oddly masive) area you now recognize as being trapped in. You feel it might take...Well, EFFORT to break. Not exactly GREAT Effort (I'll say a singular charge could do the job), as this isn't an insane godmodded-to-the-nines super-defense and it's only pointed one way-specifically, inward. But you're gonna need some FORCE to get through there, unharmed or not.
+$HaveARottenDay$: User$0.00 had requested to keep anyone out of the area within $5,000.00 blocks of the big tree, and that is for good reason!
+$HaveARottenDay$: Short of it is, there is a MASSIVE battle going on within that range. The main point of conflict in the battle, and where it's gone through...
+$HaveARottenDay$: It's literally a line of craters, and most go to Bedrock.
+$HaveARottenDay$: Some go THROUGH Bedrock, and for the most part, Bedrock is STILL the invincible material you know it as, for pete's sake!
+$HaveARottenDay$: Given the intensity of the fight, i'd say that is NOT overcompensating. Doubly so since User$0.00 had privately described MOST of Godmodder Triple Blank's copatriots as-verbatim-"for the most part unable to conceive of nonviolent solutions to the point where i knew it was gonna turn out to be a fight very soon after meeting them."
+$HaveARottenDay$: User$0.00's set up a MASSIVE defense grid around that area to make sure nothing within that range can escape it as a result, bar approved personell, and User$0.00 herself has only approved Notch and herself-YES, THAT NOTCH!
+$HaveARottenDay$: It's only one-way, which is why we're telling you to stay away-once you go in, only death will get you out, and again, respawning HURTS. And by her account, well, it can get WORSE...You can still die forever here! You're not REALLY immortal, some things can keep you down for good.
+$HaveARottenDay$: It's inconvenient, I know, but come on, we have a planet eight times the size of earth to work with here, space is NOT gonna be an issue!
+$HaveARottenDay$: ...I forget HOW it's big, in volume or in surface area, but the point stands! HUGE!
+$HaveARottenDay$: By the way, Tree's called Yggdrasil, the big one. Yeah, not exactly inspired...
+$HaveARottenDay$: Oh, uh, breaking through?...User$0.00 said she hadn't predicted it given that they're trying to get to a certain point within that range and they can summon whatever they need directly anyways, BUT...Uh...I don't really know the extent of the firepower being brought in there. The size of the crater doesn't really match up with the hardware...A feasibly concentrated assault could bring it down, I think, but that's unlikely.
I think it was an attempt at demoralization. You might be safe. Family, friends?...Probably dead, or lost in a completely different world altogether. Though pinning it on Richard also really helps keep everything from declaring Vendetta against her.
You draw a card! In a serendipitous draw, you nail the Chaos Card! This is the isntant kill card, to remind you-doesn't matter what the condition of the Entity is, this WILL oneshot it! Bar it being a Godmodder. Or the Hyperstorm because it was literally just summoned, and killing it instantly next turn is just mean. ANYTHING else is fair game. This defies all dodge chance, infinite hitpoints, or anything else relevant that could stop the attack to instantly annihilate the targeted entity, no questions asked! You must choose next turn WHO gets nailed with this powerful card...So needless to say, choose VERY carefully.
At the speed of Zeno: I think you described this already? I think this might be up to you, Hezetor, as I don't understand Zeno's paradox enough to give a decent description beyond 'you now move VERY very fast.'
OK, gonna clarify this, possibly twice now: Everyone who triggered the Avatar effect (which isn't all of earth's population to begin with) DID NOT in fact go to the 0th Server! In fact, only a chunk of the whole Minecraft community went! Others went to other servers/worlds, and some went into completely different universes entirely! For that matter, I'm sorry, but I really can't let you trivialize the recreation of Earth, so that's getting noped to heck. Finally, becuase of the above, you can't even get to where all the players spawned at, so no-one could go into your empty portal anyways! A portal that is rollbacked out of existence every time you try to open it.
#UserZero: just letting ya know...
#UserZero: the area here is a dead zone in terms of chat!
#UserZero: only we can see what we speak in here!
#UserZero: its all private!
#UserZero: i had made sure of this well in advance!
#UserZero: did you really think i would just let this be easy?
Flakthrower: This flamethrower-like gun thing literally sprays explosions. Not explosives, explosions. Do you NEED further explamation?
Flakthrower && Ichor Bullets = Armor Piercer (AKA The Bloodsploder) (Level 8: 1/9)
Sadly, the World's Best Minecraft Player's tactics are surprisingly simple; just stay out of the relativelyl small range of spraying explosions! It also works.
You can't even GET to 5,000 X by the time you get back to your computer! You are walled in, same as Talist's furry friends and Redstone!
Binding a guy in a warzone is inherently REALLY harmful as mobility is a miracle all to itself, so Richard immediately breaks free before the poison could take effect-and poison that wouldn't have anyways, as Richard switched it for one that would require him to EAT the licorice!
It helps that quoted posts are a pale blue in the editor, making the white stand out.
2 damage to UserZero! -50 Distance to Yggdrasil!
sans: not answering.
Helmet of Data: This thing can process a lot of data about the CURRENT situation, saving it for future use. I say CURRENT in allcaps because your use of it in this post is naturally impossible.
It's so generic it does generic damage! Generic damage in this game is 0, as it's rather generic to not be able to harm UserZero at all!
Invidia Warded Jar1 && Rune of Envy2 && SCP-1133-53 && 2x Electrum Shears4 = Twin Shears of Leviathan (Level 12: 1/13)
24,000 damage to the Master Recovery Center!
Boiling Wrath: An infernal essence of wrathful action, hotter than the hottest Blaze in existence. Its constantly boiling but unable to actually turn into steam itself.
UserZero is NOT distracted, as this happens literally every day for her-some dissapointing attack that would never work, followed by another that has a small chance of working if she was REALLY distracted. She's grown too used to it for the steel rebar to hit-she parries it!
The +1 thing you suggest is very much not gonna fly on its own. The power of a focused action in exchange is supposed to make the lack of charge balanced-ish.
sans nods.
+3,000 HP to SCP-882! The Trio of players get their buffs!...ITs weaker than normal, so it'll only last for 2 turns instead of 3, though.
I'm not entirely sure what Proof was referring to there, including that possibly NOT being an earth-born government, so it's staying until otherwise proven.
Spider's Staff: This Staff, adorned at its head with the image of a Black Widow, summons poisonous spiders. Not terribly difficult to comprehend.
Miner's Choice: A pickaxe which doubles as a regular axe, which also has a powerful laser as the pick/axe heads. This can pretty much dig out anything and can make a decent weapon in a pinch.
Iron Shield && SCP-555 && Skull && Bone: Deadraw (Level 7: 1/8)
Thuelcite && Obsidian = Saurite (Level 10: 1/11)
Uh, you do that. Your entities will do as you say!
100,000 damage to Homulilly!
UserZero sidesteps the Kelpie and trips it up, refusing to answer...Kelpie, Kelpie...Kel...Relationship to me? Probably not...
Richard winces! if the next action is an attack against him, it'll hit for sure! However, you DO deal 6,000 damage to the Disembodied Heart!
they'll do as you say!
They'll do as you say. The Hulk is already under UserZero's mind control, but Uzi just lets it happen.
sans: i don't know anything about the incubators.
sans: it wouldn't be smart to judge them without knowing them, you know?
sans: plus, judging a whole species seems harsh.
sans: i'm not fit to give an opinion on the matter.
sans: they might be as unforgivable as you make them out to be, they might be totally innocent.
sans: I dont know at all and only have a clearly biased source.
sans: acting on prejudice has done me more harm than good most of the time...
sans: but more than that...
sans: does helping an omnicidal maniac who blows up planets for no real reason except to make the people fighting her feel miserable at the loss of their loved ones...does that sound bad?
sans: does fighting the two biggest opposers of said omnicidal maniac, however flawed, does that sound bad?
sans: homura, to paraphrase a some guy who wrote some philosophy book...
sans: "he who fights demons should take care not to become one."
sans: homura, have you become a demon in fighting them?
13,000 damage to Homulilly...Wait.
"He also recently snuck onto the Mainframe just before a certain Parody Sue stole three-halves of it through an absolutely improbable, yet amazing, series of events and copied out a full database of Engietech technology."
...what?
I have no comment for this, just, what?
...Engie, I think this concerns you. Given that Walker works for Engietech...
OK, I really do not like to put my foot down on this given that i've already done a major disservice to your RP by ripping control over the SCP foundation away, but I'm gonna have to say it: Such a thing is literally impossible. Even if you had the Black Monolith the feat isn't possible. Anything that could control Paradoxes, even if its really limited (IE only one Paradox, requires much focus, or other such nerfing factors), would basically allow whoever or whatever did it to WIN the OP Scale, even if it was a crippled old man who couldn't leave his bed or speak at all. Even technology that does this kind of thing only MOSTLY does it, and thats with a lot of investment and already pre-containing the Paradox in question. If such a thing exists, it would be the single most rare thing ever.
The only OTHER absolutely impossible thing off the top of my head is ressurecting a dead AND soulkilled person. Ressurecting the Dead OR giving a new soul to a Soulkilled person, is a 50 post charge per person to give you a rough idea of how tough it would be to do that on a mass scale-but both at once is beyond all reach. (Soulkilled means you LACK a soul, not that you are dead, just so we're clear).
We can chat about stuff if you need to over PM, because after this your RP probably needs some...Err, working out.
10,000 damage to Homulilly! Homulilly burned!...You then die for not ducking (as sans suggested) as a unknown (but large) object strikes you straight in the back for an instant kill! You must spend your next action respawning!
sans: well, I did warn you.
I think that was Level 16 initially, but you know what, that's OK.
It's not the ENTIRE population, but a good deal of people are now in the 0th Server...In any case, he dodges both, the first just by staying out of your way at a large enough distance, and the second by dunking himself in water before he gets hit, instantly putting it out without real damage!
Nuclear Throne summoned! It'll do as you say!
#itsalljustajoke
Rebuilding Earth shall not be easy. Any mention of its potential charge range is officially a lie-granted, I'd say that 4 people probably could do something about that. Or at least start. I WILL say this: For anything that needs Great Effort, naturally the more peeps you get in on it the better and easier it gets...And also, the more potential field advantage you could lose.
Yeah, this game gets complicated sometimes, though we try to keep it reasonably simple.
Gateway 2 summoned! As a note: If a Gateway's control panel is destroyed, they STAY destroyed and the Gate's out of it, BUT the buffs remain. An immortal enemy/ally is pretty unbalancing (beyond merely invulnerable players I mean).
Interesting.
Personally, while Richard's done a lot that's horrible, UserZero's DEFINITELY cited herself as a more vile villain than Richard, as it takes Richard going insane to do what UserZero just did. That being said, I feel that conflict is the heart of the GS/AZ split; is Richard's life worth preserving? Or at the very least, should he rank up and become the danger he is in DTG1/2, and thereby create Alpha, who's even stronger now? UserZero dead is pretty much a shared goal, and that's the only potential uniting principal.
The Hyperstorm immediately starts showing off by obliterating the Flowey Expies, dealing 25,000 then 31,250 damage which kills them! It can't collect Psi Points until it's being piloted!
The 1st Gateway attempts to summon more Shroobs, but fails! It appears its summoning is still bound by the Curse of Repetetivenesstm, which means it cannot summon entities that are on-repeat! The Annoying Dog uses Artifact Goner...But doesn't have a target (he can't have possibly remembered it after that awesome attack), but doesn't have any other options and uses it, randomly, on the Hyperstorm!
In what has to be the saddest way to use an Ultimate ability ever, the Hyperstorm dodges. It had a sweet description. Rip Arfifact Goner. You sounded cool. The Annoying Dog leaves, to be replaced by the Toby Dog, who is basically identical in every way, physically and mentally at least. Not so much in ability; I wholly suggest you kill this thing before Integrity becomes an issue.
The Nightmare tries her luck against Sans and fails miserably. Dr. Boom rolls his attack twice, and it's both Let The Fun Begin, meaning, 20 Boom Bots spawn. Hooray! Yuzita opts to just try her luck against Sans, but no dice, again.
Dark Bowser's now-corpse shudders, and twitches...And in an unexpected ATTACK OF A FUTURE FINAL BOSS, Dreamy Bowser explodes from the corpse in spectacular fashion! He's still GS, though. 18STR grabs hold of some rocks and throws them haphazedly around the GS area, creating stone barricades, which have a 20% chance to nullify an attack if it hits them from a GS entity...But there's only three! Dr. Boggle continues his research into SCP-882 by feeding it a Humonguous Mecha hijacked from a Gundam show; this heals it for 20,000! Dr. Boggle regains 2 HP! -STRIKE THE EARTH- Digs out the entirety of the Master Recovery Center, which, with his Strength Buff, destroys it for good! The Cast grows nervous...SCP-882 inflicts Call of Mekhane upon Dialga and the Disembodied Heart, the former twice!
...Oh no. sans is standing up.
sans: y, taking up your offer.
sans: i still dont approve of everything you do but that thing over there needs to get lost.
#UserZero: seriously? is this the-
UserZero is promptly greeted by a portal opening and the sight of a bullet crashing directly into her noggin, dealing 2 damage! You briefly glimpse a similar, yet different cube-like world to this, and a very confused shooter perhaps aiming at someone else with an attack that perhaps would not have worked otherwise, before the portal closes just as fast-UserZero's been knocked back but a mere 10 blocks, an advantage that you take immediately. She also looks royally, royally peeved. Getting hit with a plainly-fired bullet, by the standards of godmodders, is absolutely weaksauce, much less one not even aimed at you. Richard smirks, more at UserZero's inherent misery than sans actually being more useful than he thought.
sans: isn't so humerus now, right?
#UserZero: You WILL pay for that, sans.
I +1 all charges. Again.
Lunablade heals Ultra Greed for 15,000 HP! The Wraith finds nothing noteworthy about the Tombstones to investigate-they're just meatwalls. Ultra Greed uses Keeper Stomp, generating 4 pennies and 4 Keepers, which mob one of Lil' Chub's add-ons to kill it! Curac and Leicteron were just inexplicably frozen during the cutscene (stupid Cutscene Incompetence!) and henceforth didn't use Matter Transfer...So things get weird. Curac blows up the Right arm and takes 2 GS matter, but because that's 4/3 for its matter storage, it forcibly ejects the 1st PZ matter, which thankfully doesn't hit anything! It appears that, on an overload of matter, it'll use a hyper-inaccurate random-target version of Primordial Storm...Meanwhile, Leictreon doens't have Matter to Prime, so it just shoots Bowser's Left arm for the kill. Dreamy Bowser's giving them the stink-eye...Asterism stays in Sight mode and uses Tirple Rainbow on the World's Best Minecraft Player, who finds lasers a bit beyond his ability to dodge, and takes 2 damage! He's also Blinded for 3 turns, making his attacks potentially just up and fail! Dialga suffers from Call of Mekhane, but uses Flash Cannon on Conservation...And finds himself missing. Darnit.
Match, Flower and Snowball nail The Hulk for 15,000 damage! Teardrop decides to join in for an extra 10,000! Spongy meatshields Dialga, noticing a distinct lack of MRC. Maurice unleashes the power of Swiss on the Disembodied Heart to shoot it full of holes, dealing 20,000 damage! Fenris Sun-Eater attempts to eat Walker, only to fail to get the epitaph of Fenris Animatronic-Eater. It does give Walker 3 damage, though! Star's Phone is just sitting there, doing literally nothing except gathering data. It IS gathering data, and at enough quality to be legible. Zarod just decides to attack the Haunt for 20,000 damage! The Light Magician Crit-heals the Lunablade for 25,000 HP and no mana cost! The Nuclear Throne opts for its usual opening move and Giga Beams the Haunt! Nuclear Throne sales skyrocket as BoI players rush to reach the savior of the Attic and praise their highlord. Bomber, meanwhile, gets a soul, even though he's respawning.
As Talist's critters bemoan the fact that they've been walled in and can't help, they hear something-nothing equivalent appears on chat, however.
???: Uh, hello?
???: Who put this wall here?
???: Moog City Authorities, we demand to know who constructed this illegal structure!
???: It is trespassing on Government property and is a violation of our Gunpowder laws!
Meanwhile, the Imperator whips out its Plasma Annihilator, killing Homulilly with the power of a miniature sun (and peeving off the Hulk)! Gordon Ramsay goes for the closest thing to Homulilly (that is to say, something endlessly annoying), dubs the Toby Dog the worst thing since sliced gorilla, and slices his 'gorilla,' dealing 30,000 damage in total! Meanwhile, Alton Brown unleashes Good Eats, cooking up a legendary feast worthy of Notch himself! He presents the delectable delights to Ultra Greed and Asterism, and the duo dine merrily, healing up for 20,000 HP each AND giving them both the Good Eats buff, which tremendously increases their offensive power! Meanwhile, the Wizened Hag finally gets its long-overdue introduction via Guest Star! Sadly, can't act on turn of summon, but do note, Into the Pot is going to be ready the instant it can act!
Lil' Chub smashes the Nightmare Crystal (1 damage to the Nightmare) and the Nightmare herself, causing her to spawn another Crystal! Adventure Fredbear re-materializes and smashes Talist (and/or his animal critters, nearly 1000 block away be darned) for 2 damage! The World's Best Minecraft player needs a second to adjust, but he's trying to drink a bucket of milk-which would certainly make this situation much cleaner for him. by his words, NOT-Verdana is officially tired of standing around and en-guard's the Lunablade's Rear end, which really isn't en-guarded well enough, nailing the Glance! The Hulk does his usual trend of smashing right into the face of anything that gets him mad, and makes the Imperator regret life with 10,000 shield damage and 10,000 damage direct! The roughly 19 ninjas rough up the Lunablade for 19,000 damage! Conservation nails a single Kunai to the chest-analouge of Ultra Greed for 10,000 damage! Tor's Mechsuit reminds itself it can do double-aciton, and its anonymous pilot makes the most of what it already knew to double-smash the Imperator, penetrating the shields for a total of 20,000 damage!
The Tombstones maul Lunablade for a total of 36,000 damage! The Disembodied Heart stacks in with another 10,000 damage and spawns a REALLY fat guy. Like, seriously. Mega Fatty summoned! He's not terribly evasive.
Richard +2s generic and Revan, and dramatically points directly at Dr. Boom! He suffers a Heart Attack from the thought of getting pummeled by a godmodder, and takes 50,000 damage!
UserZero +4s all PZ allies...It appears her gifts will only get bigger with each Gatekeeper killed! She then goes ABSOLUTELY BAT-DUNG INSANE, temprorarily anyways, and does some absolutely massive swings with her ax, basically beheading whatever gets in the way! The Lunablade and the Wraith regret life! Dr. Boom finds all of his Boom Bots prematurely detonated RIGHT in his face, and sadly, faces aren't explosion-proof so he takes a whooping 100,000 damage AND his Protectorate passive is absolutely SMASHED, making the Gates able to take damage again! The Nightmare is caught in a fatal loop wherein she gets hit and spawns a Nightmare crystal that JUST gets hit on the spinning return swing! Finally, ditching both axes (putting them back into her inventory), she flips into the sky, bounces off her own defensive fortifications, and smashes into all three players on the GS side, stripping the three non-Descendants of a Respawn AND killing John!
Sans, now firmly of the GS faction due to a combination of realizing exactly who the villain here is and basically not really being offended by them, clearly hasn't acted, BUT immediately begins setting up a ton of Dispeners aimed at the PZ end of the field! The arrows can be blocked but will do full damage if no-one orders it! (Fortunately, in a burst of reflexiveness, entities can be ordered to block). Note: BLOCK, not DODGE. He also creates an X with two bones, hovering above his head and set in a square of bones...Hrm. X. Wonder what that means.
I celebrate at the fact the Update is actually done.
Terrain: Decayed Land. Chance for non-AZ entities to get infected. All killed entities respawn as AZ Tombstones. II
Weather: N/A
[GS-BOSS] Hyperstorm: 100,000/100,000 HP (-5,000 all incoming). 100,000/100,000 Shields (+25,000 per turn). Hyper Evasive (50%, +1% per 1,000 damage in incoming attack, -1% per 5,000 damage aimed per turn). Double-Action. Psi Core (requires Pilot): 0. Pilot: N/A. Gravity Cannon: II Hardened shields: [III][III][III]
[???] Twitchy's Deck of Cards: 6/12. Discard Pile: Empress, 2 of Spades, Joker, Death. YES, you can draw this now, as a Focused action. Discarded cards are gone for good! Drawn Cards: Chaos (Hezetor)
[N] 1st Gateway: Indestructible. TECHNICALLY. Control panel: 20,000/20,000 HP. (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block when at 1 HP). Summoning: IIIII
[N] 2nd Gateway: "Indestructible." Control Panel: 20,000/20,000 HP. (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block when at 1 HP). Gives +25% HP, Def and Atk for the controller.
[N] Toby Dog 70,000/100,000 HP. 100% Integrity. Does Integrity damage. Double Action! Rewrite: III Patch Quilt: III,
Dummied out: IIIIII Musical Masterpiece: IIIIIII
[N] Gifts: 3/6.
[N] The Nightmare: 8/10 HP. Spawns Nightmare crystals when attacked, but can't take damage from being attacked. Attack rises with every successful attack dealt. (ATK Raise: 7,000) Nightmare Crystal: 5,000/5,000 HP x1.
[N] Dr. Boom: 150,000/200,000 HP. Double-Action! THE FINAL COUNTBOMB: IIIII Boombots: 500/500 x20
[N] Yuzita Rukura: 145,000 EHP. Coding Drive: 256.0 GB. Boost: 1.2. Code Defense: YES.
[N] The Contract: Releases powerful forces of Revolution when the Government is destroyed...The latter is not present. Until then, invincible.
[GS] Dark Bowser: 90,000/90,000 HP (Multiplier: .75; 1.50 when Right arm is out). Left Arm: 0/13,500 HP. Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead) Entity Grab: II (cant charge while not there!) Right Arm: 0/17,800 HP. Guards Dark Bowser's weakpoints! Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead!) Triple action altogether-shorten it by removing his limbs! Shy Guy Airtub Summoning: IIIII Dreamy Minion Horde Summoning: IIIIIIII
[GS-PL] TheMinMaxnificent18STR: 20/20 HP. Real Man: III Resistance: I
[GS-PL] Dr.Omnidisciplinaryman McMindboggle: 20/20 HP. PhD in EVERYTHING: III Regen: I
[GS-PL] -STRIKE THE EARTH-: 20/20 HP. FOR SHOVELRY: III Strength: I
[GS] SCP-882: 33,000/120,000 HP. Inflicts Call of MEKHANE instead of attacking. Action: Inflict Call upon Dialga and the Disembodied Heart.
[GS] Stone Barricades: 1/1 x3 HP. Has a 20% chance to block attacks for a GS entity (not cumulative!)
[GS] John: 0/15 HP. Current forme: Basic. Forms: Beast, Spellcaster.
AZ Damage: 60,000/150,000
PZ Damage: 55,000/150,000
H Damage: 16,000/50,000
[AZ] Ultra Greed: 58,000/150,000 HP. At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, takes 1/4 damage. Bank: 58/150 Pennies. Good Eats: II Keepers: 7,500/7,500 HP x4.
[AZ] Cuarc: 4/4 HP. 470% Position Uncertainty, 530% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 3/3 (PZ-GS-GS).
[AZ] Leictreon: 4/4 HP. 470% Position Uncertainty, 530% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 0/3. Primed Matter: 0/3.
[AZ] Asterism: 84,000/200,000 HP. Flips between Sight and Sound mode. Mode: Sight. Good Eats: II Spectra: II (Sight) Sinewave: II (Sound): Monochrome: III (Sight) Tone Deaf: III (Sound). The Vox: IIIIII
[AZ] Dialga: 200,000/200,000 HP. Primal Reverts at 50% HP! Bodyguarded by Spongy! Roar of Time: III Call of Mekhane: IIIII
[AZ] Entire Cast of Battle for Dream Island:
Leafy: 10,000/10,000 HP. Hang Glider: III
Firey: HP: 10,000/10,000. Gives Match a 40% attack bonus on every turn they are both alive, however, gives Coiny a 20% attack nerf on every turn they are both alive.
Match: HP: 8,000/8,000. Gets a 40% attack bonus from Firey on every turn they are both alive. Gives Pencil a 20% damage reduction on every turn they are both alive.
Pencil: HP: 10,000/10,000. Friendship!: IIII
Flower: HP: 10,000/10,000. Cannot Miss, but can't have any defense buffs. Action: Attack the Hulk!
Blocky: HP: 6,000/6,000. Gives both Pin and Pen a 30% attack buff on every turn that Blocky and Pin/Pen/both are alive and active.
Pin: HP: 6,000/6,000. Gets a 30% attack buff from Blocky every turn they are both alive, but Bubble takes 1,000 damage on every turn they are both alive.
Pen: HP: 10,000/10,000. Gets a 30% attack buff from Blocky every turn they are both alive, and gives every BFDI cast member that's alive a 10% dodge chance.
Bubble: HP: 3,000/4,000. Takes 1,000 damage from Pin every turn they are both alive.
Coiny: HP: 10,000/10,000. Gets a 20% attack nerf from Fiery every turn they are both alive, but is always placed first in the Recovery Queue.
Needle: HP: 10,000/10,000
Woody: HP: 5,000/5,000. Stupidly Inaccurate (95%)
Golf Ball: HP: 6,000/6,000. Gives a 5% attack buff to every BFDI cast member except Teardrop.
Ice Cube: HP: 1,000/1,000. Has a 75% dodge rate. Can I Join Your Alliance?: IIII
Spongy: HP: 50,000/50,000. Can act as a meatshield for two AZ entities. Bodyguarding Dialga!
Eraser: HP: 10,000/10,000. Cannot be damaged for more than 5,000 damage in a turn, but has a 50% chance to miss.
Teardrop: HP: 6,000/6,000. Does not receive an attack buff from Golf Ball and cannot be given specific commands. Action: Attack!
David: HP: 10,000/10,000. AW, SERIOUSLY?: IIIIIII
Rocky: HP: 10,000/10,000. Barf Bomb: IIIII
Snowball: 10,000/10,000. Action: Attack the Hulk!
Tennis Ball: 10,000/10,000. Gives a 5% damage reduction buff to every BFDI cast member while alive.
[AZ] Maurice Altara, The Man Who Is Obsessed with Cheese: 200,000/200,000 HP.
[AZ] Fenris Sun-Eater: 180,000/180,000 HP. Very Evasive (30%). Counters all missed attacks. Action: Attack Engie_Ninja!
[AZ] Star's Phone: 10/10. Can only take 4 damage per attack. Gathers data against UserZero until death!
[AZ] Zarod: 200,000/200,000 HP. Grasping Dead: II Maggot Spit: IIII Strangle: III Execute: IIIIIII
[AZ] Light Magician: 185,000/185,000 HP. 20/75 Mana (Free Mana for 1st Action, Critting!). Light Recharge: III Action: Heal the Lunablade!
[AZ] The Nuclear Throne: 200,000/200,000 HP. Throne Statues: x10. Nuclear Generator: III Guardian: II King Me: IIII
[AZ] Hezetor: 20/20 HP. 1 Armor. Super-Evasive (40%). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Phantom Walker (Occasional Agony Stacks), 1st ESFB (Super-Evasive), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IIII).
[AZ] Talist: 13/20 HP. Mood: N/A (1/3 Mind.). Tokens: (5, 2, 5)
[AZ] crystalcat: 15/20 HP. Ante Matter: 53,000/100,000.
[AZ] Tombstone: 30,000/30,000 HP x1.
[AZ-BOSS] Chef-Class Imperator Titan: 282,000/390,000 HP + 10,000 Regen (III) Void Shields: 50,000/100,000 HP +20,000 HP per turn (can be penetrated). Penetrative, Airborn. Doubled Buff Duration (for new buffs! Snowflake shield is nada!)! Plasma Annihilator: IIII IRON CHEF: IIIIII. Fortification (50%): IIIIIIIII Action:
[AZ-BOSS] Alton Brown. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Good Eats: IIII Action: use Good Eats on Asterism and Ultra Greed!
[AZ-BOSS] Gordon Ramsay. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Attack increases every turn. (ATK Increase: 20,000) Action:
[AZ-BOSS] Emril Lagasse. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Guest Star: III Activated: Wizened Hag.
[AZ] Wizened Hag (Guest Star): 125,000/125,000 HP. Into the Pot: IIII Taste the Stew: III Tenderize: II Seasoned to Perfection: IIIIIIII
[AZ] Hag's Cauldron (Guest Star): 175,000/175,000 HP. Life Absorbed: N/A
[PZ] Lil' Chub: 129,000/170,000 HP. Add-Ons: 8,000/8,000 HP x2. Add +2,000 ATK power each.
[PZ] Adventure Fredbear: 94,000/125,000 HP. Pixelated! 30% chance to Pixelate (+50% from Corruption), becoming impossible to interact with! Regen Song: III Mega Bite: IIIII Mimic Ball: IIIIII Adventure of '87: IIIIIIIII.
[PZ] The World's Best Minecraft Player: 18/20 HP. Extremely adept at dodging! Penetrating! Blind: III
[PZ] Verdana: 15/15 HP. Lives: 3. Element: Fire. Mystery Charge: IIIII
[PZ] The Hulk: 240,000/240,000 HP. Evasive (20%). 5% chance to attack teammates. Action:
[PZ] Roughly
TwentyNineteen Ninjas: 5,000/5,000 (X19) (75% dodge chance, unless targeted with AoE attacks - targeting multiple ninjas with single-target attacks does not count)[PZ] General Tor's Mechsuit: 150,000/150,000 HP. double-action! Energy Ball: III Background Barrage: IIII
[PZ-PL] Conservation_of_Ninjutsu: 17/20 HP. High attack, low defense. Evasive (20%) Minicrit chance (5%). Gains buffs to attack and defense as the above entity loses members! Lost members = 1/20. Smoke Bombs: III
[PZ] Mega Fatty: 220,000/220,000 HP.
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 15/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ] Tombstones: 29,000/30,000 HP x11; 14,000/30,000 HP x1.
[PZ] Disembodied Heart: 108,000/300,000 HP. Spawns enemies! Call of Mekhane: IIIII
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 26/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 113/150 HP.
[GS-Γ] sans: 5/5 HP. Aggrivatingly Evasive (133%). Current Target: PZ Current Pattern: Dispenser Arrows (Block to Avoid)
Distance to Yggdrasil: 3940.
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: RECHARGING. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: RECHARGING. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||] Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||] Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
[|||||||] Decayed Heart: IN-USE. Owner: crystalcat [AZ]
[IIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIII] Alchemical Symbol: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
50/50 JUST WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK I AM!? (Coming soon to a theater near you!)
40/50 CAPTAIN MEME!
10/50 Beat Beat Beat To the left!
3/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time (Well, Tazz, let's summarize your two warnings. First, that 4 people may not be enough. Second, that the more people involved, the more lopsided the situation will be. However, I've gotten like 7 people to agree from multiple sides, so that's good for me. Which I think is justified, since this is SAVING THE EARTH we're talking about)
People who have promised to help Save the Earth: Battlefury, Speedon, ConsumerofAll, nulitor, Pit, OldSithRevan, XSlayer300. Man, 3 PZs, 1 Neutral, 3 AZs, and 1 GS. Nice unintentional proportions.
+1 Ire, Crystal, Twin
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 2/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)
The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time.
Star's reinforced Phone II Nintendium: Star's Armored Phone 2/6
Prevents more than 2 damage to be done to Star's phone per turn. Vital for intelligence gathering.
Defibrillator && Magic Thorn: Pain Link 4/7
I check my phone...well, I saw this coming. I should know better than to expect high-quality video from a phone. Well, while I have a few recordings of people saying Uzi blew up the planet, including one of the least convincing Verbal Backspaces I've ever seen, the quality is too low to submit this as evidence. Guess it needs to gather more evidence.
Well, time to begin.
USING SPLIT UPDATE POST SO THAT I DO NOT VIOLATE DOUBLE POST RULE!!!
In a bunker which, I predict, will not be used often during this game...because it requires the support of those aligned with the Narrative and the Conflict to open it. Thankfully, this has support of AZs and PZs.
A large group of Minecraft characters stare at each other at a meeting table.
The one at the head of the table stands up, and begins to speak
"First of all, let's get this out of the way. There are people here on both sides of this fight. We all know what happened on this server, so I'm not going to recount that here. I don't want to get into he said, she said, Richard blew up the planet, Uzi blew up the planet then blamed it on Richard, Richard is going to cause the destruction of three universes, back and forth bickering. We have all gathered here for one reason: We want to restore Earth, and I do not want us to be sidetracked by our disagreements in the other part of the battlefield.
Here's my plan.
There are a pair of laws that shall help us: Neither Matter, nor Energy, can be created or destroyed. It can only be transferred. While the planet was blown to smithereens, the shards have been scattered all throughout space. The charge itself left a lot of energy on the pieces of the Earth that flew all over the place. Thus, we can create a device that attracts only these energy-charged pieces of Earth. That will bring all the Earth back to its...intact position.
That will bring us to step two: Reshaping the Earth. This would normally be a Herculean task, requiring massive amounts of time, power, and people to do. Thankfully, while we lack the former and the latter, we have an overload of the middle requirement. We should be able to do this via sheer force, once we get the Earth back together. If we lack anyone, we could easily enlist Richard and the other godmodders to help.
While I will be depowered sometime later this turn, I will still help out with the charge. Then I'll get my power back, and the point will be moot, and...yeah, I don't know what else to say about the plan.
Any questions?"
Back on the battlefield
(The Dark Star Core is going down this turn. I'd better finish the preparations.)
I travel through the Armory of Imagination, going by hall after hall. I eventually come to a door that says Power Generator. I look up at it, and keep walking. What type of idiot labels the weak point of his base? That actually goes to a portal that leads to an eldritch abomination. It’s currently Wednesday in this pocket dimension, so it’s set for Cthulhu.
I end up at the *************, and enter. Inside is a beating heart of machinery and a large stone powering it. I take the stone, and concentrate for a bit.
Those who could see power would notice most of mine flowing into the stone.
“The power of Portals plus the Power of Imagination is similar enough to the power of dreams. Thankfully, I took most of the things I could possibly need and put them into my pack.”
The stone changes shape into a form more familiar to players of a certain RPG series.
Using a very different looking stone, I teleport to a different part of the multiverse…that of UserZero’s server.
As soon as Dark Bowser sees the stone I am carrying, he inhales it, chews it up for a bit, and changes colors into a rainbow form.
With his balance restored, and containing a power source within him, Dreamy Dark Bowser stops fluctuating. He gets back up, much more powerful than before.
I, on the other hand, slump onto one knee. I stand back up, and look at sans.
“As far as allies go, I take care of my...men...OH COME ON!
I save your life, and you STILL are on the GS side.”
Depowered Star: 20/20 HP. Unable to use portals, but has 36 items to use.
Well, now for my actual action.
JUST WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK I AM!? 50/50 USED
"Well...this is an eventful post. I do need to pull out all the stops here, so...I'm tired and annoyed.
Tired of my allies betraying me. Tired of being belittled.
My job description...is to do the impossible. Touch the untouchable.
And...FIGHT THE POWER!"
Yeah, you know what's coming.
"So, you think you can take my life, my body, my power, my entities? You think that I'm not going to be able to do anything about it? JUST WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK I AM!?"
A large Mech runs forward out of nowhere...
"Giga..."
A massive drill, larger than the Mech forms on its right hand...
"DRILL..."
The drill spins, faster and faster...
"BREEEAAAAAK!!!"
The Mech buries its drill into General Tor's Mechsuit.
The Mech then runs off and disappears.
Dialga uses Dragon Claw on General Tor's Mechsuit, or SCP-882 if General Tor's Mechsuit falls to the Giga Drill Break.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Have a good vacation!
/null
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
EXCUSE ME, SIR, YOU FORGOT TO ASK ME FOR PERMISSION BEFORE DOING THIS.
As a result, I'm gonna have to say NOPE to every part of your story that involves that little detail. And, for the record, even if you had asked, I would never have given you permission to do something like this. How would you like it if I suddenly decided that, one day, one of your characters was irrevocably and immediately permakilled? Additionally, the sheer audacity of assuming you could do something like this to the MAINFRAME, of all things, is just... what? Is this a joke? Are you braindead?
Point is, you have to ASK before you do this kinda thing.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Oh, okay. "Hey, Engie, can I steal 5/2s of your ship? I need it to stay competitive with Tazz, who is being stupidly OP in the Terraria session. An entire Mainframe more than him should suffice. Also, the damage was done when Tazz started casting judgement on your ridiculous OP megaship, so I guess Crystal felt like it wouldn't hurt to toss some minor salt into that wound." /s /null
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
I use the warp zone to transfer an infinity of perfection and love(materials) to the DTG world(level 0 alchemies which are called infinity of perfection and infinity of love respectively.)
Alchemies
The Reinforcement && Book of support && Warp Zone gives Zone of Control 5/11
School of necromancy && The blasting pages && Green blood gives WISE FROM YO GWAVES 5/11
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
Tier-One level 10
I help proof of concept, crusher48 and hector(one time each)
Then I tell sans that it is in the interest of everyone except AZ for him to not join GS team.
Doing so would be a bad idea because it would harm him once the GS boss die.
But on the other hand I tell sans that he could build a team about protecting people from dying.
I might join this team so that the GM gets angry about the multiplication of teams and for protecting sans.
(Was done before sans joined GS)
I tell sans that he is in danger from boss strike-back.
Then I think about a way to turn sans in a lovemodder if he agrees.(It would be for spreading peace and love)
Then I ask what he thinks about that and if he have a plan for that.
Figured that would serve as both a notification of what Tazz did in Terraria, so, you know, you should know, and, well, fine. Wasn't much important for what I was doing anyway. Consider that bit retconned, apart from the evidence on this thread.
/null.
(No, seriously. Roxxanne stole three halves of the Mainframe. I figured my action was at least less destructive/insulting than stealing the remaining half to study it/asking Tazz for a half all my own. Sorry to throw you under the gorillad-off Engie bus here, Tazz, but I figure Engie should know.)
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