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Telum Warded Jar && Blacksmith's Briefcase = The Weaponcase (6/8)
Lux Warded Jar && Brightsteel = Luminite (4/?)
Invidia Warded Jar1 && Rune of Envy2 && SCP-1133-53 && 2x Electrum Shears4 = Twin Shears of Leviathan (3/13)
Module Action
Module Descriptions
- - : Generating light level 40.
- - : 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into , 5,000 EMC into .
- - : 41,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from . Transferring no EMC.
- - : Condensing nothing. 29,965/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from .
- - : Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal and 1 Tracking Rocket Chainsaw. Receiving items from .
- - : Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to .
- - : 653,004/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from . Transferring 106 EU per post to .
- - : Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from .
- - : Being powered and operated by .
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (32/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (20/50)
Project M13-ON THE OTHER SIDE (17/50) (+3 from Generic)
+3 to Twin
Action
I use a spell from the Codex U8 and create a tracking semantic disassociation field on the Entire Cast of Battle for Dream Island. Pin, Golf Ball, Blocky and Woody, specifically. They lose their identities as anthropomorphic creatures, causing everyone to refer to them as null, null, null, and null.
I then cast a semantic random association field replacing the semantic disassociation field.
null, formerly Pin, is now mentally classified by all as a giant lava fountain.
null, formerly Golf Ball, is now mentally classified by all as a diamond block tower.
null, formerly Blocky, is now mentally classified by all as a 4045 21-stage counter integrated circuit recreated with Minecraft blocks, mainly made of wool and redstone.
null, formerly Woody, is now mentally classified by all as a beautifully constructed house made of nothing but vanilla Minecraft blocks, mostly flammable.
The giant lava fountain is then harvested by a random griefing team from the AT88 Kingdom, land of EAS Tones, on Earth 7.75. Frustrated that they're not picking up lava despite the fact that they're looking at a lava fountain in the shape of an anthropomorphic pin, they blow up the lava fountain with TNT.
Next, they burn down the redstone circuit in the shape of a single red block of wood and the house in the shape of a poorly cut piece of wood, burning both down faster than they expected.
Finally, they smash down the diamond tower in the shape of a 336-dimple golf ball with Efficiency XCIX pickaxes, which does nothing except fracture it into a million pieces.
I then cast a semantic reassociation field on the remnants of the four Minecraft structures.
Pin is now blown to smithereens, Golf Ball is basically a pile of fine dust, Blocky and Woody are a pile of ashes and the griefers are nowhere to be seen.
+1 Nulitor, Proof, NinjaV (hector isnt here anymore).
Hey UserZero, you know those ambushes I did last turn? You know how you only found four of the five ambushes? Well, while you were looking for the fifth one (which didn't actually exist), I sent a bunch of nanobots into your body to infect you with dozens of viruses, infectious diseases, and a bunch of other nasties. The payloads deployed include Ebola, SCP-008, SCP-217, your mom, AIDS, SCP-651, {REDACTED}, 14 forms of cancer, and another memetic hazard because why not. Have a nice death.
Okay, who are you, and why are you hijacking my update?
This {EXPLETIVE REDACTED} blew up the {EXPLETIVE REDACTED} Earth! She has to die!
Yes, yes, I get that. But WHO are you?
Dr. Philip "Phalanx" Summers. I was called in to investigate SCP-DTG (this thing) because of the fact that my favorite game is Minecraft, so naturally when the earth exploded the "avatar effect" apparently brought me here instead of wherever the rest of the foundation ended up.
Well, I guess you can help out. I have a small team here to kill UserZero and that other guy (Richard) over there, but since you probably lack direct combat ability I am going to have you work together with my AI teammate, EXOS.
Alright, but what should I do to help?
Try to work with EXOS to develop a simulation system. This war has too many things that can go wrong for us to go in blind, we need more information.
Alright, I think I can figure out how to make this work:
DTG Simulator: A unique system that simulates a DTG game from start to finish. This allows it to predict future events with varying certainty (75% for events 1 round in the future, reduced by 25% for each additional round later).
Block Redirector: A fancy term for a device that grabs random blocks of terrain, teleports it into the barrel, then launches it at the target at high velocity with a decent rate of fire.
Stasis: A psi-power that creates a stasis effect around a target, which makes the target unable to do or inflict damage for one round. Can be broken by excessive firepower.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Location:
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dandeman13
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I will send your finest soldiers to make you remember who you were...
"Can't hear you, I'm dead!"
(I respawn in beast form again)
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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
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Posts:
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Location:
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Minecraft:
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The Hidden Rogue Hunter 38/50 +2 from Tazz
Government 17/50 +2 from Tazz +2 nulitor +2 crusher
IT'S TIME TO LEVEL UP! 3/10 +2 from Tazz
+1 nulitor crusher and ninjav
John:
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn. Current Form: Spellcaster: Forms:
Beast: 10% Minicrit chance Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster: -2000 to healing and damage Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage (Opposite) has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
"Ok Zero, not cool... Not cool at all."
"Sans... I agree with your dispenser targeting, we need to attack Uzi... Nobody one-shots me. You know, and destroys an entire world... Either way, I seriously have a bone to pick with her"
John takes peacetime grabs a piece of thyme and mixes it together in a bowl. He then adds some chunky salsa, roasted beef, and mashed potatoes and launches it at mega fatty. He simply eats it, but unfortunately for him, there was an extremely spicy sauce that was added secretly. So spicy mega fatty just explodes on the spot.
"These puns... why am I making such horrible puns..."
Alchemies
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1: The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1 Scalding Unholy Water X1
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Ante Up!: 21/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz)
Scourge of the Beast: 41/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz)
The Pact: 13/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz)
+3 to mythicZoologist
Bomber respawns. "Ugh, that wasn't my best move." He stretched his arms above him, as if waking from a long sleep. In the middle of this motion, he recoiled a little. "Oh that actually hurts." Not surprising, considering he was just slammed by an object of immeasurable size from behind that seems to have disappeared as quickly as it appeared. A nice break to recover was in order.
Zarod will use Grasping Dead on General Tor's Mechsuit! The grass beneath the mechsuit begins to turn brown, withering away into dust. The very soil was desecrated. Suddenly, a massive skeletal hand burst forth from the earth, covered in dirt. It clutched General Tor's Mechsuit in a tight grip, holding it in place! The mechsuit will be much more susceptible to minicrits!
Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Pyrothelene && Oiler Gel && Adamantium Ingot = Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer (Level 10: 11/11)
Alchemy Complete!
As stated before, it is another improvement upon the original Rocket Hammer design. Unlike the previous iteration, the Warmaster Rocket Hammer, this one was never built. Well, not until now. The already ridiculous engine coming out of the rear of the hammer's head is even more powerful, and hooked up to a larger fuel tank at the end of the handle filled with volatile Pyrothelene. The hammer head is also made of a much stronger material; the renowned adamantium rather than tempered steel. Lastly, the face of the hammer has been coated in gel from Oilers, a species of slime made of, well, oil. This allows the spikes on the face of the hammer to be even hotter than before.
The Magnifying Masher && Shard of Ra = Eye of Ra (Level 9: 6/10)
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (Level 14: 1/15)
Hey, remember these? By combining a pair of spiked bindings and a devilish effigy that uses the blood of two individuals to bind their very life forces together, a deadly tool is created that chain two entities together and cause them to share a portion of the damage they take on top of the damage they receive anyway!
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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
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Posts:
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Minecraft:
crystalcat
Member Details
==Turn 1==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #3: 25/30 (+2 from Tazz.)
Charge #4: 20/40 (+2 from Tazz.)
The Pact 19/50 (+2 from Tazz.) (+9 from TwinBuilder)
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 5/16
Greater Essence of Magic && Silver Pentacle Pendant == Pendant of the Archmage 3/11
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 4/11
==Action==
Crystal, sensing an impending attack on the AZs from sans., decides to attempt an Inversion on the Imperator! He takes a massive mirror and sets it up to reflect the Imperator. The mirror abruptly turns black as night, the Imperator reflected in negative colors within. The image begins to deepen and become real, as Crystal begins to speak.
“Once, there was a thoughtful maiden...”
The mirror blackens further, the image dancing through warped reflections of the Imperator.
“...who broke her mirror, and dropped the pieces to the ground.”
The mirror shatters, and an inversed image of the Imperator stands before the true Imperator. Obsidian shards fall like rain.
“She thought to repair it, but was arrested by the sight of the scattered shards, which showed so many visions of her face.”
The shards all rise up and begin to orbit the twin Imperators, each reflecting a different angle of the scene.
“She put the pieces together at all the wrong angles, and was delighted at the image of herself.”
The shards snap back together into the empty frame of the mirror, forming a loose recreation of the original mirror entirely crafted from shards. Each shard still reflects a different facet of the standoff between the reflection and the original.
“The maiden wanted to show everyone how wonderful she looked, but it seemed as though none could see it.”
The reflection begins to step closer and closer to the Imperator.
“So she painted a self-portrait, and portrait after portrait after that, until she made everyone look at her."
The reflection snaps into the true Imperator.
"And they all believed her."
The Imperator flickers with unearthly light, the power of reflection dancing around it. It is now Inversed, any damage to it being healing instead and any healing to it being damage instead. As an extra boon, the Regen from Crystal’s previous action has been converted to Poison of the same magnitude, the effect being inverted along with its host. This should be around 2 turns of Inversion before the boost from Contract from Below, or one turn before the boost if the poison conversion is too much to bear.
==Entities==
The Wizened Hag tosses Mega Fatty Into the Pot!
The Imperator attacks the 2nd Gateway to lower the Energy Shield, dropping it to 1 HP, and then Ramsay swoops in with a burst of damage for the kill. Buffs ahoy.
==Responses/RP==
Crystal looks over at sans. “Good point on the sudden change to melancholia, though this response may be a little late. I’ve definitely not had this side of me show before. One point, though: my writer’s had this part of my character planned for a good long while, and this was the first good RP opportunity to reveal it. Don’t see how deep depression over reality itself being a game for the amusement of a bunch of young Nonfiction-dwellers can really come up in conversation or normal gameplay otherwise without the character in question looking all angsty-for-angst’s-sake. And that’s a classic bad-writing blunder. Also, the writers have to get the darker bits of their characters foreshadowed in case… Well, let’s just say Lost Souls and keep it at that."
He then once again appears in front of sans, his hand encased in dancing purple flames.
Y: Ok, Sans
Y: I'm ready to make a deal
Miner's Choice apppears into Y's free hand, Y using it to break some Tombstones.
Y: Also, don't worry
Y: The fire is just an illusion
Y: I'm not an actual demon or anything
Y puts away Miner's Choice.
Y: It will be a honor to see you on the Godmodder Slayers
Deadly Bloom 7/9
Deadraw 2/8
Saurite 2/11
Stardust Monolith 9/15
The Broken Church 19/20!
Broken Charity 4/5!
00C: The update is finally done! That took... quite a while.
Also, the Gravity Falls finale was awesome. I wonder if i should watch Steven Universe next? I've heard (read: Spoiled my sad [G0RILLA] off) that it is really good.
Taking advantage of noble casters using crystalline coins made from magical energy, I convert a few back into their wispy energy state and use them to buff the next attack on Hyperstorm.
Entity orders:
The Wraith is scanning Hyperstorm.
Fenris is blocking. (Crimson Heartbeat would normally activate this turn, but there's no healing to do.)
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
"Might as well check on the others I signed on with."
"How are the preparations for our Pact coming along?"
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4]
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] /\/ Heavy Monster Edict [Level 9] (9/10)
Charges:
The Pact ========== 17/50 (+3 from Bomber)
Can You Spare... A Heart? ========== 25/50: I guess the next me will have to do it, if they're inclined .
Siren Song ===== 4/20 (+1 from FBSN): I try calling some sirens over here, but they won't answer their phones. This is why I like working with animals, and not people, even if that line seems really blurry at times.
Powie, if you're reading this, you're lucky that you didn't go after 0rigins because you'd end up completely and utterly fried by the entire fanbase.
Look, you attempted to do this to Acolyte yesterday, and that ended with a moderator wiping basically every post related to the incident, which included some charges. You haven't learnt at all, and that was about 40 minutes ago. I assume due to Spark wiping most of the page, you got an infraction. Do you really want to be temporarily banned from the forums? No. Now run your forum games on your thread, so we can play our forum games in peace, and not end up with about a page's worth of content (well, nullposts with a few charges mixed in) nuked.
Also, the only other person to get banned from DTG (for a game) hijacked other people's characters. Just letting you know.
EDIT: Oh no, I'm hurting innocent PZs and this post looks completely ridiculous because powie's post is gone.
/null
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My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
(Are all my affairs in order? Good. This isn't going to be easy. I need to do a number of things all at once. Make sure my entities don't die after being defeated, minus the traitor, make sure the Charged Earth Magnet gets in position and built, make sure I recover my body. And die. That too.
There's no other way I can do this plan...)
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
A large portal shaped like an 8-cogged gear suddenly appears above SCP-882, dispensing a huge amount of scrap metal inscribed with odd writing. SCP-882 appears to either be incapable of reading the text, or already having memorized it, because it quickly devours the metal, getting healed massively.
A hispanic-looking man adorned by golden-and-red robes and with his hair tied into a short, silvery ponytail appears out of the portal and steps onto SCP-882, raising a brazen hammer. Entities retaining their hearing can discern a faint ticking noise emanating from within the man, and are around 22,17% sure that this is real ticking noise, and not the fake stuff that they have been exposed to for several turns now.
Robert Bumaro: I have found the Ticking Heart of God, suffering and rusting in great pain. I have offered the Heart Gifts of Metal and Writ, which it has accepted.
Robert Bumaro: Come forth, Servants of MEKHANE.
Robert Bumaro: Come forth, Servants of WAN.
Robert Bumaro: Come forth, Servants of God!
Several other humans step out of the portal, some augmented by complex clockworks, some with steaming hydraulics and wheezing pumps, and yet some with blinking LED lights and whirring fans.
Robert Bumaro: Come forth, and gaze upon the decaying lands where the Heart of our God is situated.
Robert Bumaro: Come forth, and gaze upon the Abominations of Flesh that are tormenting the Ticking Heart.
The man presses a button on the handle of his hammer, causing a small hatch to open up and reveal a laser pointer, which he furiously points at Li'l Chub, Zarod, The Hulk, The Nuclear Throne, Mega Fatty, The Wizened hag and the Disembodied Heart.
Robert Bumaro: We have gathered here to destroy these Abominations of Flesh, and abolish the Ticking Heart form their torment.
Robert Bumaro: We are here to see the Flesh burn and wither, and to witness the marvels of God.
The man presses another button on his hammer, causing the laser pointer to fire a sacred laser beam at the Heart.
Robert Bumaro: But mainly, we are here to rebuild our God, restoring him to his former glory!
The man drives his hammer into SCP-882 beneath him, the Ticking Heart quickly absorbing it.
MEKHANIKS:
The Church of the Broken God consists of 3 separate groups, each with their own special abilities:
The Neo-Mekhanites, members of the mainstream Broken Church will seek to heal SCP-882, raising it's max health it when it's at full health.
The Cogwork Legates, members of the Cogwork Orthodoxy heal each other, and are also capable of raising each other's max health.
The Maxwellists deal more damage the more of them are present on the Battlefield.
These entities are from now on summoned by SCP-882 each turn.
SCP-882 itself inflicts all 3 Calls of MEKHANE upon the Disembodied Heart.
Deadly Bloom 8/9
Deadraw 3/8
Saurite 3/11
Stardust Monolith 10/15
Hammer 1/5
Anvil 1/5
00C: Making up demonyms is fun!
Also, the Church of the Broken God (Especially the Maxwellists, I love the concept of a church that worships the Internet) is my favorite GoI, followed closely by their arch-enemies, the Sarkicites.
For all new players, please note the following rules and guidelines. There are more, these are the ones that are the most important off the top of my head.
Players are automatically AZ, and must say so if they are not.
Only 2 posts per turn.
You must designate the end of a charge.
Be Creative.
Don't try summoning Chuck Norris, do you seriously think no one's tried that already?
You can charge AND attack on the same turn
You can create alchemies by combining random things.
Have fun.
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
Hey Consumer/anyone else, what happened with Powie (whoever he is)?
/null
He posted on DTG acolyte summoning himself as a 2500-hp godmodder, then rebalanced it to 7500, while claiming to be the game master. Then, he told everyone to stop playing the game because a new forum game was coming. He also tried to revive a 2-year dead forum game, which failed. He also invaded ultimate boss battles, but the GM was around to null his posts.
/null
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Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
He posted on DTG acolyte summoning himself as a 2500-hp godmodder, then rebalanced it to 7500, while claiming to be the game master. Then, he told everyone to stop playing the game because a new forum game was coming. He also tried to revive a 2-year dead forum game, which failed. He also invaded ultimate boss battles, but the GM was around to null his posts.
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Luckily Powie4444 didn't try to Godmod 2 of my Non-DTG Forum Games (Tappy Tap Adventures and The Chaotic Game of Chaoticness Rewritten (Both games are declared Original)) I will go totally nuts at him if he did that and i will do Giant (Size 36px) Impact Red Text on him...
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
3/13/2011
Posts:
61
Minecraft:
crystalcat
Member Details
==Turn 2==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #3: 26/30
Charge #4: 21/40
The Pact 20/50
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 6/16
Greater Essence of Magic && Silver Pentacle Pendant == Pendant of the Archmage 4/11?
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 5/11
==Action==
Pressed for time, Crystal Guards to reduce damage this turn!
Alchemies
Telum Warded Jar && Blacksmith's Briefcase = The Weaponcase (6/8)
Lux Warded Jar && Brightsteel = Luminite (4/?)
Invidia Warded Jar1 && Rune of Envy2 && SCP-1133-53 && 2x Electrum Shears4 = Twin Shears of Leviathan (3/13)
Module Action
Module Descriptions
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: Generating light level 40.
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: 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 5,000 EMC into 
, 5,000 EMC into 
.
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: 41,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from 
. Transferring no EMC.
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: Condensing nothing. 29,965/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per post from 
.
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: Contains 101 Arrows of the Primal and 1 Tracking Rocket Chainsaw. Receiving items from 
.
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: Receiving sunlight. Generating 81,920 EU per post. Transferring 81,920 EU per post to 
.
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: 653,004/320,000,000 EU. Receiving 81,920 EU per post from 
. Transferring 106 EU per post to 
.
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: Receiving 106 EU per post as power supply from 
.
- -
: Being powered and operated by 
.
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (32/50)
Project M12-The Typographer (20/50)
Project M13-ON THE OTHER SIDE (17/50) (+3 from Generic)
+3 to Twin
Action
I use a spell from the Codex U8 and create a tracking semantic disassociation field on the Entire Cast of Battle for Dream Island. Pin, Golf Ball, Blocky and Woody, specifically. They lose their identities as anthropomorphic creatures, causing everyone to refer to them as null, null, null, and null.
I then cast a semantic random association field replacing the semantic disassociation field.
null, formerly Pin, is now mentally classified by all as a giant lava fountain.
null, formerly Golf Ball, is now mentally classified by all as a diamond block tower.
null, formerly Blocky, is now mentally classified by all as a 4045 21-stage counter integrated circuit recreated with Minecraft blocks, mainly made of wool and redstone.
null, formerly Woody, is now mentally classified by all as a beautifully constructed house made of nothing but vanilla Minecraft blocks, mostly flammable.
The giant lava fountain is then harvested by a random griefing team from the AT88 Kingdom, land of EAS Tones, on Earth 7.75. Frustrated that they're not picking up lava despite the fact that they're looking at a lava fountain in the shape of an anthropomorphic pin, they blow up the lava fountain with TNT.
Next, they burn down the redstone circuit in the shape of a single red block of wood and the house in the shape of a poorly cut piece of wood, burning both down faster than they expected.
Finally, they smash down the diamond tower in the shape of a 336-dimple golf ball with Efficiency XCIX pickaxes, which does nothing except fracture it into a million pieces.
I then cast a semantic reassociation field on the remnants of the four Minecraft structures.
Pin is now blown to smithereens, Golf Ball is basically a pile of fine dust, Blocky and Woody are a pile of ashes and the griefers are nowhere to be seen.
50/50 XCOM Base (+2 nulitor, +1 proof, +2 tazzwarp, +1 EXOS)
12/50 Nexar Spawner
2/50 Avatar Project
+1 Nulitor, Proof, NinjaV (hector isnt here anymore).
Hey UserZero, you know those ambushes I did last turn? You know how you only found four of the five ambushes? Well, while you were looking for the fifth one (which didn't actually exist), I sent a bunch of nanobots into your body to infect you with dozens of viruses, infectious diseases, and a bunch of other nasties. The payloads deployed include Ebola, SCP-008, SCP-217, your mom, AIDS, SCP-651, {REDACTED}, 14 forms of cancer, and another memetic hazard because why not. Have a nice death.
Okay, who are you, and why are you hijacking my update?
This {EXPLETIVE REDACTED} blew up the {EXPLETIVE REDACTED} Earth! She has to die!
Yes, yes, I get that. But WHO are you?
Dr. Philip "Phalanx" Summers. I was called in to investigate SCP-DTG (this thing) because of the fact that my favorite game is Minecraft, so naturally when the earth exploded the "avatar effect" apparently brought me here instead of wherever the rest of the foundation ended up.
Well, I guess you can help out. I have a small team here to kill UserZero and that other guy (Richard) over there, but since you probably lack direct combat ability I am going to have you work together with my AI teammate, EXOS.
Alright, but what should I do to help?
Try to work with EXOS to develop a simulation system. This war has too many things that can go wrong for us to go in blind, we need more information.
Alright, I think I can figure out how to make this work:
Quantum Computing Cube || GameFAQs guide to DTG == DTG Simulator (1/??)
DTG Simulator: A unique system that simulates a DTG game from start to finish. This allows it to predict future events with varying certainty (75% for events 1 round in the future, reduced by 25% for each additional round later).
Other stuff:
Ender Hook || Gravity Gun == Block Redirector (1/??)
Block Redirector: A fancy term for a device that grabs random blocks of terrain, teleports it into the barrel, then launches it at the target at high velocity with a decent rate of fire.
Psi-Amp: SCP-155 chip || Shield Generator == Stasis (1/??)
Stasis: A psi-power that creates a stasis effect around a target, which makes the target unable to do or inflict damage for one round. Can be broken by excessive firepower.
OK, life sucks, and I have a test. No chance for update today.
As a note: I'll probably give out +1s for all charges less in the future if me missing updates continues to happen. Real life sucks.
I will send your finest soldiers to make you remember who you were...
"Can't hear you, I'm dead!"
(I respawn in beast form again)
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The Hourglass: ================================================== 50/50
The Pact: ================================================== 20/50 (+6 from Cobalt)
(+2 from jondanger, +1 from FBSN, Revan, and TFT in reserve)
I +3 crystalcat.
I do nothing. I'm holding this for next turn.
The
Hidden RogueHunter 38/50 +2 from TazzGovernment 17/50 +2 from Tazz +2 nulitor +2 crusher
IT'S TIME TO LEVEL UP! 3/10 +2 from Tazz
+1 nulitor crusher and ninjav
John:
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn. Current Form: Spellcaster: Forms:
Beast: 10% Minicrit chance Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster: -2000 to healing and damage Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage (Opposite) has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
"Ok Zero, not cool... Not cool at all."
"Sans... I agree with your dispenser targeting, we need to attack Uzi... Nobody one-shots me. You know, and destroys an entire world... Either way, I seriously have a bone to pick with her"
John takes peacetime grabs a piece of thyme and mixes it together in a bowl. He then adds some chunky salsa, roasted beef, and mashed potatoes and launches it at mega fatty. He simply eats it, but unfortunately for him, there was an extremely spicy sauce that was added secretly. So spicy mega fatty just explodes on the spot.
"These puns... why am I making such horrible puns..."
Alchemies
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1: The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1 Scalding Unholy Water X1
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Ante Up!: 21/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz)
Scourge of the Beast: 41/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz)
The Pact: 13/50 ================================================== (+2 from Tazz)
+3 to mythicZoologist
Bomber respawns. "Ugh, that wasn't my best move." He stretched his arms above him, as if waking from a long sleep. In the middle of this motion, he recoiled a little. "Oh that actually hurts." Not surprising, considering he was just slammed by an object of immeasurable size from behind that seems to have disappeared as quickly as it appeared. A nice break to recover was in order.
Zarod will use Grasping Dead on General Tor's Mechsuit! The grass beneath the mechsuit begins to turn brown, withering away into dust. The very soil was desecrated. Suddenly, a massive skeletal hand burst forth from the earth, covered in dirt. It clutched General Tor's Mechsuit in a tight grip, holding it in place! The mechsuit will be much more susceptible to minicrits!
Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Pyrothelene && Oiler Gel && Adamantium Ingot = Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer (Level 10: 11/11)
Alchemy Complete!
As stated before, it is another improvement upon the original Rocket Hammer design. Unlike the previous iteration, the Warmaster Rocket Hammer, this one was never built. Well, not until now. The already ridiculous engine coming out of the rear of the hammer's head is even more powerful, and hooked up to a larger fuel tank at the end of the handle filled with volatile Pyrothelene. The hammer head is also made of a much stronger material; the renowned adamantium rather than tempered steel. Lastly, the face of the hammer has been coated in gel from Oilers, a species of slime made of, well, oil. This allows the spikes on the face of the hammer to be even hotter than before.
Paerotheum Dust && Cretrytheum Dust = Elementium Dust (Level 8: 4/9)
The Magnifying Masher && Shard of Ra = Eye of Ra (Level 9: 6/10)
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (Level 14: 1/15)
Hey, remember these? By combining a pair of spiked bindings and a devilish effigy that uses the blood of two individuals to bind their very life forces together, a deadly tool is created that chain two entities together and cause them to share a portion of the damage they take on top of the damage they receive anyway!
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
==Turn 1==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #3: 25/30 (+2 from Tazz.)
Charge #4: 20/40 (+2 from Tazz.)
The Pact 19/50 (+2 from Tazz.) (+9 from TwinBuilder)
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 5/16
Greater Essence of Magic && Silver Pentacle Pendant == Pendant of the Archmage 3/11
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 4/11
==Action==
Crystal, sensing an impending attack on the AZs from sans., decides to attempt an Inversion on the Imperator! He takes a massive mirror and sets it up to reflect the Imperator. The mirror abruptly turns black as night, the Imperator reflected in negative colors within. The image begins to deepen and become real, as Crystal begins to speak.
“Once, there was a thoughtful maiden...”
The mirror blackens further, the image dancing through warped reflections of the Imperator.
“...who broke her mirror, and dropped the pieces to the ground.”
The mirror shatters, and an inversed image of the Imperator stands before the true Imperator. Obsidian shards fall like rain.
“She thought to repair it, but was arrested by the sight of the scattered shards, which showed so many visions of her face.”
The shards all rise up and begin to orbit the twin Imperators, each reflecting a different angle of the scene.
“She put the pieces together at all the wrong angles, and was delighted at the image of herself.”
The shards snap back together into the empty frame of the mirror, forming a loose recreation of the original mirror entirely crafted from shards. Each shard still reflects a different facet of the standoff between the reflection and the original.
“The maiden wanted to show everyone how wonderful she looked, but it seemed as though none could see it.”
The reflection begins to step closer and closer to the Imperator.
“So she painted a self-portrait, and portrait after portrait after that, until she made everyone look at her."
The reflection snaps into the true Imperator.
"And they all believed her."
The Imperator flickers with unearthly light, the power of reflection dancing around it. It is now Inversed, any damage to it being healing instead and any healing to it being damage instead. As an extra boon, the Regen from Crystal’s previous action has been converted to Poison of the same magnitude, the effect being inverted along with its host. This should be around 2 turns of Inversion before the boost from Contract from Below, or one turn before the boost if the poison conversion is too much to bear.
==Entities==
The Wizened Hag tosses Mega Fatty Into the Pot!
The Imperator attacks the 2nd Gateway to lower the Energy Shield, dropping it to 1 HP, and then Ramsay swoops in with a burst of damage for the kill. Buffs ahoy.
==Responses/RP==
Crystal looks over at sans. “Good point on the sudden change to melancholia, though this response may be a little late. I’ve definitely not had this side of me show before. One point, though: my writer’s had this part of my character planned for a good long while, and this was the first good RP opportunity to reveal it. Don’t see how deep depression over reality itself being a game for the amusement of a bunch of young Nonfiction-dwellers can really come up in conversation or normal gameplay otherwise without the character in question looking all angsty-for-angst’s-sake. And that’s a classic bad-writing blunder. Also, the writers have to get the darker bits of their characters foreshadowed in case… Well, let’s just say Lost Souls and keep it at that."
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Post II
Y drops an old tractor into SCP-882
Whorp!
He then once again appears in front of sans, his hand encased in dancing purple flames.
Y: Ok, Sans
Y: I'm ready to make a deal
Miner's Choice apppears into Y's free hand, Y using it to break some Tombstones.
Y: Also, don't worry
Y: The fire is just an illusion
Y: I'm not an actual demon or anything
Y puts away Miner's Choice.
Y: It will be a honor to see you on the Godmodder Slayers
Deadly Bloom 7/9
Deadraw 2/8
Saurite 2/11
Stardust Monolith 9/15
The Broken Church 19/20!
Broken Charity 4/5!
00C: The update is finally done! That took... quite a while.
Also, the Gravity Falls finale was awesome. I wonder if i should watch Steven Universe next? I've heard (read: Spoiled my sad [G0RILLA] off) that it is really good.
Editing into existance, please wait...
New Alchemy Project:
Dragon Coffee [Level 2] && Phoenix Extract [Level 4] = ???
Action:
Taking advantage of noble casters using crystalline coins made from magical energy, I convert a few back into their wispy energy state and use them to buff the next attack on Hyperstorm.
Entity orders:
The Wraith is scanning Hyperstorm.
Fenris is blocking. (Crimson Heartbeat would normally activate this turn, but there's no healing to do.)
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
"Might as well check on the others I signed on with."
"How are the preparations for our Pact coming along?"
Inventory:
Seeker's Bestiary [Level 10][Equipped]
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9]
Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7] [Equipped]
Coffemancy for dummies [Level 5]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4]
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] /\/ Heavy Monster Edict [Level 9] (9/10)
Charges:
The Pact ========== 17/50 (+3 from Bomber)
Can You Spare... A Heart? ========== 25/50: I guess the next me will have to do it, if they're inclined .
Siren Song ===== 4/20 (+1 from FBSN): I try calling some sirens over here, but they won't answer their phones. This is why I like working with animals, and not people, even if that line seems really blurry at times.
Boosts:
+3 to Irecreeper
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
Look, you attempted to do this to Acolyte yesterday, and that ended with a moderator wiping basically every post related to the incident, which included some charges. You haven't learnt at all, and that was about 40 minutes ago. I assume due to Spark wiping most of the page, you got an infraction. Do you really want to be temporarily banned from the forums? No. Now run your forum games on your thread, so we can play our forum games in peace, and not end up with about a page's worth of content (well, nullposts with a few charges mixed in) nuked.
Also, the only other person to get banned from DTG (for a game) hijacked other people's characters. Just letting you know.
EDIT: Oh no, I'm hurting innocent PZs and this post looks completely ridiculous because powie's post is gone.
/null
My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
[AA]: Mookrush.
[PZ]: A paradox a day keeps continued existence away.
[GM]: Welcome to Pain and Suffering. (pls join)
/null RP Post
(Are all my affairs in order? Good. This isn't going to be easy. I need to do a number of things all at once. Make sure my entities don't die after being defeated, minus the traitor, make sure the Charged Earth Magnet gets in position and built, make sure I recover my body. And die. That too.
There's no other way I can do this plan...)
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Post II
Broken Charity Complete!
A large portal shaped like an 8-cogged gear suddenly appears above SCP-882, dispensing a huge amount of scrap metal inscribed with odd writing. SCP-882 appears to either be incapable of reading the text, or already having memorized it, because it quickly devours the metal, getting healed massively.
The Broken Church Complete!
A hispanic-looking man adorned by golden-and-red robes and with his hair tied into a short, silvery ponytail appears out of the portal and steps onto SCP-882, raising a brazen hammer. Entities retaining their hearing can discern a faint ticking noise emanating from within the man, and are around 22,17% sure that this is real ticking noise, and not the fake stuff that they have been exposed to for several turns now.
Robert Bumaro: I have found the Ticking Heart of God, suffering and rusting in great pain. I have offered the Heart Gifts of Metal and Writ, which it has accepted.
Robert Bumaro: Come forth, Servants of MEKHANE.
Robert Bumaro: Come forth, Servants of WAN.
Robert Bumaro: Come forth, Servants of God!
Several other humans step out of the portal, some augmented by complex clockworks, some with steaming hydraulics and wheezing pumps, and yet some with blinking LED lights and whirring fans.
Robert Bumaro: Come forth, and gaze upon the decaying lands where the Heart of our God is situated.
Robert Bumaro: Come forth, and gaze upon the Abominations of Flesh that are tormenting the Ticking Heart.
The man presses a button on the handle of his hammer, causing a small hatch to open up and reveal a laser pointer, which he furiously points at Li'l Chub, Zarod, The Hulk, The Nuclear Throne, Mega Fatty, The Wizened hag and the Disembodied Heart.
Robert Bumaro: We have gathered here to destroy these Abominations of Flesh, and abolish the Ticking Heart form their torment.
Robert Bumaro: We are here to see the Flesh burn and wither, and to witness the marvels of God.
The man presses another button on his hammer, causing the laser pointer to fire a sacred laser beam at the Heart.
The man drives his hammer into SCP-882 beneath him, the Ticking Heart quickly absorbing it.
MEKHANIKS:
The Church of the Broken God consists of 3 separate groups, each with their own special abilities:
The Neo-Mekhanites, members of the mainstream Broken Church will seek to heal SCP-882, raising it's max health it when it's at full health.
The Cogwork Legates, members of the Cogwork Orthodoxy heal each other, and are also capable of raising each other's max health.
The Maxwellists deal more damage the more of them are present on the Battlefield.
These entities are from now on summoned by SCP-882 each turn.
SCP-882 itself inflicts all 3 Calls of MEKHANE upon the Disembodied Heart.
Deadly Bloom 8/9
Deadraw 3/8
Saurite 3/11
Stardust Monolith 10/15
Hammer 1/5
Anvil 1/5
00C: Making up demonyms is fun!
Also, the Church of the Broken God (Especially the Maxwellists, I love the concept of a church that worships the Internet) is my favorite GoI, followed closely by their arch-enemies, the Sarkicites.
/null
For all new players, please note the following rules and guidelines. There are more, these are the ones that are the most important off the top of my head.
Players are automatically AZ, and must say so if they are not.
Only 2 posts per turn.
You must designate the end of a charge.
Be Creative.
Don't try summoning Chuck Norris, do you seriously think no one's tried that already?
You can charge AND attack on the same turn
You can create alchemies by combining random things.
Have fun.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Hey Consumer/anyone else, what happened with Powie (whoever he is)?
/null
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
He posted on DTG acolyte summoning himself as a 2500-hp godmodder, then rebalanced it to 7500, while claiming to be the game master. Then, he told everyone to stop playing the game because a new forum game was coming. He also tried to revive a 2-year dead forum game, which failed. He also invaded ultimate boss battles, but the GM was around to null his posts.
/null
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Luckily Powie4444 didn't try to Godmod 2 of my Non-DTG Forum Games (Tappy Tap Adventures and The Chaotic Game of Chaoticness Rewritten (Both games are declared Original)) I will go totally nuts at him if he did that and i will do Giant (Size 36px) Impact Red Text on him...
/importantnullpost
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Don't forget he got 2 days of posts deleted by a Modderator.
/Nyarl
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
I'm confused... 168 pages, first time here. Out of my confusion, I spin around 1337 times!
EDIT:
i join the [AZ] side
==Turn 2==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #3: 26/30
Charge #4: 21/40
The Pact 20/50
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 6/16
Greater Essence of Magic && Silver Pentacle Pendant == Pendant of the Archmage 4/11?
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 5/11
==Action==
Pressed for time, Crystal Guards to reduce damage this turn!
==Entities==
Last post
==Responses/RP==
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.