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*An Observer's account of last time's events (Or two times from now's? Time travel doesn't mix well with this language.).
Finished Charge: Two-score Mirror Gaze ===== 25/25 (+1 From FBSN)
I Create a series of giant mirrors around Homulilly, creating a labyrinth of reflections. Using a temporary barrier to prevent escape from the impromptu hall of mirrors.
Then I gate in a basilisk, known for it's fatal gaze. Since said killing glace is currently bouncing around Homulilly from multiple angles, escaping that fate is unlikely as well.
I follow the gaze attack by shattering the mirrors and flinging the countless shards towards the center, and shrink the barrier surrounding the attack progressively smaller until it breaks.
Action:
"Why do you want to cause a paradox?"
I gate in a kelpie to ride and charge at UZ, fully intent at tackling her with all the force I can derive from a Scottish water-horse.
"Struggling is only noble as long as you can make a difference with it."
Entity orders:
The Wraith is now observing the Tombstones.
Fenris is attacking EngieNinja, the sole vulnerable player.
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
"Maybe you'll be the one?"
Mythic continues to actively trace the 'camera'. He seems annoyed
My servant has gone for a walk in the park after UserZero decided to blow up a completely different earth, so I've taken the opportunity to do a few things.
First of all, Homulilly uses Funeral on the Imperator Titan, and Consumer's charges forward. Second of all, I tell the Hulk to guard Homulilly. If that doesn't work, I'll brainwash him into doing so.
Now, Sans. You are the first person to deny that the Incubators didn't deserve what was coming to them. Is taking advantage of emotionally advantaged teenage girls a bad thing? Is using their inevitable breakdown into despair a bad thing? Is being discontent with a new system, one that doesn't force those teenage girls to become the very monsters that they fight against, and trying to resurrect the old system at the cost of somebody's, no, my suffering a bad thing? They deserve to feel the suffering and emotions I brought on them, and Karmic Retribution will greatly assist that.
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My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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==Turn 2==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #3: 22/30 (+3 from Hezetor)
Charge #4: 17/40 The Pact 7/50
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 4/16
Greater Essence of Magic && Silver Pentacle Pendant == Pendant of the Archmage 2/11?
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 3/11
==Action==
Crystal stabs Homulily with his Ebbmetal Sword, encased in a sheath of lava from simultaneous usage of the Disc of Deepest Depths and Blade of Hottest Flame. He then slices her with a blade of air from the Wand of Greatest Heights, before drowning her with water from the Cup of Coldest Seas.
==Entities==
See last post.
==Responses/RP==
Storypost.
Project Sethis is complete. More than enough multiversal time has passed to allow the nanobots to convert the entire planet into more nanobots, and Crystal now holds dominion over a planetful of advanced magical nanobots with magic-generation, power over creation, EMC storage, transmutation, and space-manipulation for movement added. The resulting planet is around 1.125 the volume of Earth with the nanobots packed at full capacity, although it is planned to eventually be 1.5 the volume of Earth when the shell is fully constructed, to allow the nanobots to move around and allow humans to move around inside. The system-shielding process is also complete - enough energy was added to the field to get it to full strength, subsequent to which the required amount of drones were retained to maintain the field and the rest were moved to other tasks. The events going on in this system, and, indeed, the system itself, are currently invisible and unfindable to the rest of the multiverse. Well, except for this storypost and whatever storyposts follow it. In any case, Crystal has been hammerspacing technology like mad, preparing for ship production from the converted planet. Orion's Arm tech, augmented Culture tech from 'The Culture Explores Warhammer 40K', and Schlock Mercenary tech features heavily in the mėlange of technology that results, along with magitech that Crystal and Crystallum are developing. He also recently snuck onto the Mainframe just before a certain Parody Sue stole three-halves of it through an absolutely improbable, yet amazing, series of events and copied out a full database of Engietech technology. The resulting cruiser-sized ships, which Crystal personally considers massively OP and thus will almost never use, can easily travel at 400,000 times the speed of light or simply teraport around, have gravitational manipulation abilities, miniature Discontiguous Particle Accelerators, and can project weapons-grade lasers from any point within multiple light years. Multiple-megaton nuclear blasts concentrated onto a square centimeter of surface would be needed to break through even a single layer of their armor, they use raw Gridfire for power, (which translates to unlimited energy) and their AIs are around as intelligent as a Culture Mind - each. Each also carries a full complement of copied Sethean nanobots, one cubic meter distributed around their hull and another held in a special bay, granting them magical capabilities, incredible self-repair or weapons capabilities from generated creation energy, and the ability to manipulate space like clay. The nanobots in the bay can also be released from the ship to act as a mobile swarm of harassing attackers. ((I recently realized, creation energy is scary. Imagine creating a ball of anti-neutronium and tossing it at an enemy ship, or leaving a massive sheet or two of anti-graphene around for ships to plow into. And that discounts its more metaphysical aspects - you could create a wound on someone, or create a new attribute of something that causes your desired effect. Ooh, how about creating 10 atoms of antimatter directly inside an enemy's brain? In any case…)) The planet’s liquid surface roils for a second, before spitting out thousands, nay, millions of AI-piloted souped-up Incursuses, from EVE Online. Each has the same movement capability of the cruisers created before, along with the same nanobot payload. Their frontal spines have been converted to massive magic-channeling pylons, allowing them to channel absolutely massive amounts of mana, and they carry six turret hardpoints total, with three able to fire in any one direction at a time. In this case, the turret hardpoints carry femtotech Effectors, allowing them to fire weapons-grade lasers from any point within around a light-year - this naturally removes the firing-arc restrictions. Crystal directs the entire planetful of nanobots to divide, and they begin to… [CONTINUED IN NEXT STORYPOST]
ConsumerOfAll, if your motive is to get revenge on Richard for blowing up the Earth in DTG2, why are you teaming up with someone who JUST BLEW UP THE EARTH? If you join the GS team, we will hopefully be able to reduce the amount of Earth-Blowing-Up by 100%.
ConsumerOfAll, if your motive is to get revenge on Richard for blowing up the Earth in DTG2, why are you teaming up with someone who JUST BLEW UP THE EARTH? If you join the GS team, we will hopefully be able to reduce the amount of Earth-Blowing-Up by 100%.
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50%. Trying to reduce earth destruction by 100% following an event that destroyed the earth seems like an impossible task, unless you wanted to create a paradox.
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
50%. Trying to reduce earth destruction by 100% following an event that destroyed the earth seems like an impossible task, unless you wanted to create a paradox.
/null
Future earth destruction. And anyways, we are currently hard at work on the Anti-Paradox MegaThingy, that nullifies all paradoxes ever.
Ante Up!: 19/50 ==================================================
Scourge of the Beast: 38/50 ================================================== (+2 from FBSN)
The Pact: 10/50 ================================================== (+3 from Crystal)
+3 to mythicZoologist
The death of Earth was sudden, and most certainly unexpected. Bomber was speechless for a moment, before finally uttering something. "What a waste."
Bomber uses the Slightly More Favorable R.N.G., aiming it at Homulilly. If Homulilly happens to be no longer in the realm of the living, he attacks The Hulk instead.
ROLLING...
[ FIRE | THUNDER | FIRE ]
RE-ROLLING SLOT 2...
[ FIRE | BAR | FIRE ]
The R.N.G. bathes Homulilly in hot flames, dealing a moderate amount of damage with a moderate chance to burn.
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 1/16 (We killed Twitchy so the level cap for alchemies increased? Am I right?)
Well, I can see many problems solved by virtue of the entire population being in minecraft. Overpopulation means nothing in a near infinite world, as do resource struggles. But for me, I could care less. Now that my mind is physically in the game, my hax are going to be more advantageous to me. I use a kill aura hack and start running towards the best minecraft player. No matter how pro he is, he can not dodge a kill aura. As I run past him, I activate aimbot and feel my perception and agility ramp up to unfathomable levels. I proceed to 360 no-scope him with a fire charge. I say one thing as I do this, "Get good, get LMAOBox".
The Throne: ================================================== 50/50 (+1 from FBSN, Revan, Pricey, jondanger and teag2) SUMMONING
The Hourglass: ================================================== 50/50 (+1 from TFT)
The Pact: ================================================== 10/50 (+6 from Cobalt)
(+2 from jondanger in reserve)
I +3 crystalcat.
The Scribe wastes no time introducing his next summon. He packs his bags and loads up a massive amount of guns into his coat pocket. Stepping on a pressure plate in a chamber of his lab, machinery around the room activates and, in a chorus of sparks, a swirling purple portal appears in the middle of the room. The Scribe feels drawn to it, and not in the metaphorical sense - it's pulling him in. Steeling himself, the Scribe enters the portal...
...And steps into the Wasteland.
The Scribe plunges feet-first into a barren desert littered with mutated cacti, skulls, and fish that aren't okay to eat. There's a series of trenches carved into the desert rock and populated with bandits and other assorted enemies. The Scribe must kill them all in his depressing quest. He was only one simple task: reach the Nuclear Throne. And so his journey begins, amidst a blazing ballad of acoustic guitar, an ominous chorus, a harmonica, and some drums.
After laying waste to the denizens of the desert, the Scribe continues onwards. He collects many tiny green rods, each one amplifying a green haze over his eyes. The Scribe knows the Wasteland is changing him. Its radiation is mutating him. For the better? For the worse? He'll have to find out on his way to the Throne. Four shots from a grenade launcher and the Big Bandit is down. The Scribe continues.
He enters an array of catacomb sewers. The smell is undeniable. He kills a pack of rats and bandits before moving onwards, ignoring a shell-shaped sewer grate. The Scribe picks up even more weaponry on his way, and his various mutations are starting to catch up with him. They augment his power, yet cripple his body. Next up is a massive scrapyard filled with cars. Each explosion of a car engine takes out another pack of enemies. The Scribe shoots a specific golden car without a second thought. Rap music dies off in the distance.
The Scribe meets a hulking abomination - the Big Dog. His spinning bullet hell patterns are no match for the Scribe's own seemingly-lightspeed projectiles. Big Dog falls, creating what might as well be a nuclear explosion. The Scribe continues, going on and on through the Wasteland. Past crystal caves. Past frozen cities. Past laboratories. Past vaults with crowns. All the while, the Scribe keeps mutating and mutating. Until, finally, he hits the limit. The Scribe's skin becomes a pale green. His blood burns with lime power, his eyes flickering with emerald novas. The Scribe is now the Mutation.
Storming into the palace, the Scribe fights off everything, running straight for the grand prize. The ultimate treasure at the end of this dungeon. The light at the end of the tunnel. Standing at the end of a humongous red carpet - or rather, sitting - is a skeleton. And the glorified chair that skeleton is sitting on... The one burned with a green insignia of power... is the Nuclear Throne.
At the foot of this beast, the Scribe makes no effort to run or fight. Instead, he pulls out a guitar... And then he plays a song. A song that echoes the lives of everyone and everything at home. He sings a song about the Kings and Queens of Wasteland.
Gun smoke in the air
Friend weeping in pain
Blood pools everywhere
It's pouring acid rain
Our homes destroyed
Wishing this to end
Hey, someone's coming here
I hope it's a friend
It's not fair, it's not right, there's no reason to fight
But still that is our daily lives
Guns loaded, blind hatred, no eyes that are kind
And no sleep at night
Kings and Queens of Wasteland we were
And already forgotten the reasons to fight
From the day we were born was bloodshed forever
We've seen enough comrades go dead in the night
Distant call for help
Only thing I can hear
*FLÄSHYN*
What did they just say?
Only beam of light in our lives are
Occasional mutated fish
I'm not even sure if it's OK to eat, but still it feels like
We were granted a wish
It's not fair, it's not right, there's no reason to fight
But still that is our daily lives
Guns loaded, blind hatred, no eyes that are kind
And no sleep at night
Kings and Queens of Wasteland we were
And already forgotten the reasons to fight
From the day we were born was bloodshed forever
We've seen enough comrades go dead in the night
…And
Kings and Queens of Wasteland we still are
After so many fights, the ground all in blood
Today is the day we all call ourselves free
And we throw all our weapons, into the sludge
By the time the song is done, the Scribe is crying. "Please... Just let me be free."
The throne does not move. Not until a minute has passed. Then, whirring noises fill the entire chamber. The throne rises out of the ground on top of a massive robotic tank. It sprouts huge metal tendrils for legs, gains chrome exhaust pipes that bellow green fire, and prepares a large array of silver cylinders that flash with green light. The Nuclear Throne is ready to end another apocalyptic war.
"FLÄSHYN."
[AZ] The Nuclear Throne: 200,000 HP. Throne Statues: x10. Nuclear Generator: III Guardian: II King Me: IIII
This is it. The legend of the throne rings true. This is what lies beyond the portal. The Nuclear Throne is a coveted artifact of immense power in a post-apocalyptic future known only as the Wasteland. Many have tried and failed to reach the Nuclear Throne and unlock its secrets... But such a throne does not go quietly into the night. The Nuclear Throne is the king of the Wasteland. Here's how it works.
PASSIVES:
Radiation: The majority of the Throne's attacks inflict the Radiation debuff. It's a normal DOT status effect, but it powers some of the Throne's more powerful attacks, including its main gimmick.
Throne Statues: The Throne spawns with ten Throne Statues that are invulnerable and can only be destroyed when the Throne activates the Guardian special attack. When destroyed, each Throne Statue will spawn a Guardian. Five Throne Statues will be respawned after two turns have passed, and then another five will respawn after two more turns.
Heavy is the Head: The Throne's main draw is its ability to summon any of the Mutants from Nuclear Throne. However, these Mutants are Nuclear versions of their former selves, corrupted by the Throne's influence. They will use their abilities to help the Nuclear Throne in combat. Each Mutant will let all the Throne's attacks minicrit and will give it a special passive. A single Mutant can sit on the Throne for three turns at a time.
Resignation: The Throne creates a massive explosion on death that deals moderately high damage to all enemy entities and inflicts them with Radiation for three turns. It also leaves behind... something.
ATTACKS:
Nuclear Fission: The Throne fires two large green orbs that split into many smaller orbs with each passing second. All of these green orbs bombard various enemies, dealing moderately high damage to two enemies. Inflicts both enemies with Radiation for three turns.
Uranium Turret: The Throne readies its two shoulder turrets and fires a large volley of bullets in a triple shot formation, dealing moderate damage to three enemies. Inflicts all enemies with Radiation for two turns. Has a 50% chance of repeating this attack again after its initial use, but it targets another side at random - AG, N, H, or GS.
Giga Beam: The Throne fires one massive beam of radiation out of its superlaser that deals high damage to one enemy. Inflicts the enemy with Radiation for four turns.
Nuclear Fusion: The Throne takes all the Radiation debuffs it's applied and compounds them together into one massive ball of energy that deals moderately high damage to an enemy multiplied by the number of Radiation debuffs currently on the field. This removes all Radiation debuffs.
Firewall: The Throne uses its exhaust pipes to create a ring of fire around it. Any enemy that tries to attack the Throne that turn will take moderate damage and their attack will fail. Inflicts the enemy with Radiation for a turn.
SPECIAL ATTACKS:
Nuclear Generator: The Throne summons two Large Generators, huge constructs with large HP. They are allied with the Throne. Each turn, they will give passive regen to the Nuclear Throne. They can be targeted by anyone and anything, including allied entities and players. Upon destruction, the Nuclear Generator will create a massive explosion that will deal high damage to two enemies and inflict moderately low recoil damage. Takes three turns to charge.
Guardian: The Throne destroys all ten Throne Statues. Each one spawns a Guardian with moderately large HP, and each deals moderately low damage. The entity that deals the killing blow to a Guardian gains the Radiation debuff for two turns. Takes two turns to charge.
King Me: Activates the Throne's power to summon any Mutant from Nuclear Throne. Possible candidates include Fish, Crystal, Eyes, Melting, Plant, Y.V., Steroids, Robot, Chicken, Rebel, Horror, and Rogue. Two additional candidates will be unlocked if King Me is used three times. Each Mutant has a special power on the field. Takes four turns to charge.
Fish: Nuclear Wave: The Throne lights with green fire, counterattacking any enemy that attacks it for three turns by rolling throne-first into it. The counterattack deals the same amount of damage the enemy dealt to the Throne.
Crystal: Nuclear Shield: The Throne gains a massive nuclear crystal shield that gives it 75% damage resistance for three turns.
Eyes: Nuclear Sight: The Throne gains a large amount of holographic eyes that have a 50% chance to reflect enemy fire sent at its allies (and it) to an enemy, dealing the same amount of damage that would have normally been dealt to the ally.
Melting: Nuclear Death: The Throne gradually gathers up the corpses of all the fallen entities across the battle over the course of three turns, ultimately detonating them in front of two enemies and dealing very high damage. It cannot attack normally during this time.
Plant: Nuclear Growth: The Throne gains an extra set of mutated legs that have the power to ensnare enemies. For three turns, any enemy that attacks the Nuclear Throne will become Ensnared, unable to attack for a turn.
Y.V.: Nuclear Bling: The Throne becomes plated with solid gold for three turns. During this time, all of its attacks will generate 5-10 Pennies that will be used to help Ultra Greed if he is still alive during the time Nuclear Bling is active. If he isn't, the bling will be used to heal the Nuclear Throne instead.
Steroids: Nuclear Muscles: The Throne gains duplicates of all its weapons, letting it attack twice for three turns.
Robot: Nuclear Conversion: The Throne sacrifices its ability to attack for three turns. In exchange, it gains a large passive regen and gives three random allies crits for three turns.
Chicken: Nuclear Undeath: The Throne instantly dies, but it is still able to attack. This means it can't actually be killed since it's already dead. The Throne stays in this undead state for three turns, attacking normally. When the three turns are up, the Throne is revived with 25,000 HP regardless of previous HP.
Rebel: Nuclear Sacrifice: The Throne will take moderately high recoil damage each turn for three turns to summon miniature Nuclear Thrones that attack in tandem with the real Throne. Each Nuclear Throne adds a +25% bonus to the regular Nuclear Throne's attack power.
Horror: Nuclear Nuclear: The Throne will forfeit the ability to inflict Radiation for three turns, but in exchange, all of its attacks will crit instead of minicrit.
Rogue: Nuclear Strike: The Throne immediately creates a long line of explosions that deals moderate damage to two enemies. However, because it has used illegal tech to activate the attack, the Throne is now wanted by the I.D.P.D., who travel to the battlefield for three turns. The Throne takes control of them and uses the I.D.P.D. to deal moderately high damage to a random entity for three turns.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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The Hidden Rogue Hunter 35/50
Government 10/50
+1 nulitor crusher and hector
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn. Current Form: Spellcaster: Forms:
Beast: 10% Minicrit chance Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster: -2000 to healing and damage Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage (Opposite) has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
???: Can't you see now, you must show your now, do you know why you are here.
John: No, I don't and would you stop speaking to me whoever you are
???: You don't remember me? You taught me your powers, you saved my life.
???: And now I will save you.
???: I will send someone to help you, someone you know... Or used to know.
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1: The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1 Scalding Unholy Water X1
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OK, update may be today, may be tomorrow (bad timing+catastrpohic loss of skeledop pushing it towards tomorrow). However, among every post this update, one made me stop (and due to my obsession with this kind of thing may have actually stopped the update itself)
Talist.
First off, you really do have to stop and think how people are going to react to your rants, especially since you're aware they're rants. In this case, I was actually, honestly pretty peeved, as you really didn't bring up a real point and just whined over the plot being thrashed against your favor. HEADS UP, PUNK! I'm about to sit down and tell you what you're going to do in response. It'll be convoluted, so just bear with me.
First off: You cannot accuse me of makign the plot seem dark. That was DTG2, that Cerberus Syndrome already happened-by and large I'm not really making the plot much more dark than it already was, as by and large the only reason this isn't a Cosmic Horror story is because you're superpowerful. Realistically, this plot is dense and wacky, as you're literally fighting for the fate of the universe in a minecraft server and nuclear bombs and candy corn scythes and top hats all share the level 0 on the power scale, and you can damage the woman made of diamond and with a gelotin skin with an ordinary stick. But when DTG as a whole actually started thinking about itself as a plot, between the fact that everyone's a mass murderer and your main opponents are nigh-omnipotent reality warpers at weakest, it was only ever gonna go dark. Tastes differ; I'm OK with that. I'm just clearing something up. I also think this is partially because of sans? sans as a character is mostly defined by being a joker with bad puns and pranks, and when things go REALLY south, reminding a genocide player that they're complete monsters; HERE, however, mass murder is a norm and sans was basically sent to die, so he's not going for the joke-ridden side; it creates a dissonance and I'm kind of annoyed with it myself, because there was really no way sans would have ever sided with anyone in this war if only because there was a moral dissonance with him and others (part of the reason why I'm really getting sour about the unofficial 'Undertale invasion' that everyone and their mothers seem insistant on enforcing). The instant he realized that UserZero blowing up worlds is kind of just business for her, on top of the fact that the AZs and GSes are now fully aware of the fact they're fighting a real monster, on top of his former issues...Well, he's rethinking his place.
The other issue is, DTG2 did somethign that I really disliked. I already talked about this with Twin, and now I'm gonna say it out loud: DTG2 was OBSESSED with Deus Ex Machina. In hindsight, I really hated Act 4 as a whole, not because of any ONE thing, but because altogether the whole plot was either 'get rid of this mostly-irrelevant pillar of Richard's power' for the first two, then 'get rid of this mostly-irrelevant bug invasion' for the third, THEN 'kill Psi-Scratch who already killed you, but you need this power trinket from limbo to do so, oh and he wins anyways,' THEN 'blow up a tower to free everyone who was already transported to the moon, boo-hoo.' THEN "blow up the Incarnate because he'll obliterate Minecraft, except that happens anyways later on.' Trial 7, as a whole, was us doing jack; we really didn't kill Project Binary despite blowing up the Artemissile, and we REALLY didn't do anything relevant in Godmodder Soul's mind. And then EoA4 came, and basically every world we actually cared about exploded, and ultimately, in the end, it wasn't even a bittersweet ending: Earth is OK, but we literally lost the thing we were fighting for in the first place, There's now TWO Godmodders so we didn't stop him for good there, and really, did we do anything of note? All of our victories were due to outside sources. It was a string of Deus Ex Machina that saved us, every time. In a game about being an overpowered reality-warper to fight the even-more powerful reality warper, it was really depowering to have everything not be in our hands and have the supposed 'main villain' amount to nothing.
HERE, I intend to change that. You are NOT in fact getting any Deus Ex Machina shenanigans. You are the Deus Ex Machina shenanigans. You could literally overturn my plot and smsah UserZero's plans to pieces, rebuild earth, snipe Bill Cipher/Flumpty Bumpty/Project Nexus/Engietech, give Asriel his freaking soul back so you get rid of the whole Flowey sthick, whatever other random player or storyline villain you see and end them before ANY of that crud happens, and even if you rolled the dreaded 1 on the Paradox Roll, even THAT threat could be rendered a massive ally instead if you palyed your cards right. You could do most of that with a sufficiently big enough Charge. You ARE the big funcitoning force here, YOU have the power to actually DO things, the direction of this plot is in YOUR hands, and you can quite literally undo any destruction UserZero sends your way if you honestly tried hard enough (and it's not NEARLY as hard as you think it is). I'll also say this: No matter what, Richard might be a douche, but Richard is nowhere near the level of UserZero, who has two universes under her killing belt. I'll say this: UserZero WINS if you stop playing, as she's proved that, YES, she can actually make you ragequit, she can actually demoralize people to the point where they refuse to fight you, and if enough do so she kills Richard, she kills you, she kills everything you ever hold remotely dear, and she'll stomp on the ashes, laugh, mock you, and ultimately get no justice!. YOU are the Heroes, people! YOU are the ones who can make or break this plot! I'm not saying it'll be easy! But I am saying YOU CAN!
Talist, MY Kind of plot, is the kind where you EARN your ubiquitously happy ending-where the bad guys get their recompence, where the good guys live happy, where there didn't HAVE to be any heroic sacrifies or deus-ex-machina because the heroes absolutely refused to give up, spat odds in the face, punched the odds in the crotch, and overcame all opposition to end the bad guy. THIS is the game about you guys saying 'heck no this is unreasonable,' fashioning your own path, and figuring out how to actually, actually get a good ending where everyone who honestly deserved happiness GETS their happiness. If you REALLY REALLY wanted to, you could style upon (read: completely annihilate) literally every mechanic I told you about in PMs and actually allow the Gatekeepers to LIVE! You are accepting what I say for what is! You have the power to change that! It'll be hard! But you INFURIATE me for your lack of trying! And this is in a game about creativity, hence, trying EVERYTHING!
AS for your issue about Minecraft not being his favorite game: The Narrative cheated there. I'll admit it! That being said, Talist, you're where you are because the Narrative is basically banking on you to solve the problem. Let's be clear: The (kinda) sentient cosmic force has deliberately saved your life because it believes YOU, Talist/Veteran, to be one of the best possible heroes the world of Fiction actually has to solving its problems, and right now the biggest problem it has is right here, right now, against the horrendous excuse of a human being that is UserZero! She is right here, right now, conveniently in range for the killing! If you desired, you could literally kill her SO hard that the UserZero you met in DTG2 is actually someone else entirely. Literally the closest DTG has to a Big Good is officially saying that YOU are the best shots to actually stop her! Not the Secret of the Void! Not the Few! Not Problem Sleuth! Not Frisk! Not Johnny Cage! Not Steve! Not Alex! YOU!
THIS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IS THE PLOT.
I feel like that had to come out-however emotional it came out, however angry or irrational, I absolutely cannot tolerate this kind of defeatism anymore in the game about you being hope! HOPE! Fate and destiny my hindquarters, everyone, I have advice for you: CHANGE FATE.
With that, I'll leave the night and a +1 to all charges.
To let this go off on a considerably lighter note, first off, because I'll be late, +1 to all charges! And second off, the Alchemiter has been upgraded! Officially, you can now create Alchemies that are Level 15 in level! I would have announced it after Twitchy died, but I kind of got wrapped up in finishing up the storypost.
Speaking of rebuilding Earth, any 3 people from the future want to join me in making a charge that does just that?
This could be important, and it should be people who either know that there is a time limit for the Earth coming back, or just people who are that good.
CHARGE UPDATE!
50/50 JUST WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK I AM!?
37/50 CAPTAIN MEME!
7/50 Beat Beat Beat To the left!
0/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
Speaking of rebuilding Earth, any 3 people from the future want to join me in making a charge that does just that?
This could be important, and it should be people who either know that there is a time limit for the Earth coming back, or just people who are that good.
CHARGE UPDATE!
50/50 JUST WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK I AM!?
37/50 CAPTAIN MEME!
7/50 Beat Beat Beat To the left!
0/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time
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Mind if i support? I would rather like to NOT die in case my avatar somehow dies. Besides, if the [PZ]'s just blame Richard for everything, while a few [AZ]'s actually do something, UserZero will look very suspicious.
Charge Allocated: 1/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Speed is fully in on this. I'll pitch next turn, I want this turn focused. Even though he is PZ, honestly, he doesn't care. He would rather limit casulaties, and he won't care is he gets a berating from Zero. Might even help throw the suspicion (further) off.
Well, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll hunt you to the ends of REALITY to find you and kill you if you pull another stunt like this. You know why, don't you? Because to strike against my land, or a single one of my subjects... no, ANY innocent... I consider that an attack against me. And the consequences are severe, and they will not be relieved until they are performed. There is not one person I truly consider an enemy. Except for you. I'm a dangerous enemy to have, because I can cause ANNIHILATION. You understand, yes? I can cause it in thousands of different ways. With my hands bound. Blindfolded. You will leave this place, and never return, for if you do, I will have NO MERCY.
Mind if i support? I would rather like to NOT die in case my avatar somehow dies. Besides, if the [PZ]'s just blame Richard for everything, while a few [AZ]'s actually do something, UserZero will look very suspicious.
Charge Allocated: 1/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time
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Speed is fully in on this. I'll pitch next turn, I want this turn focused. Even though he is PZ, honestly, he doesn't care. He would rather limit casulaties, and he won't care is he gets a berating from Zero. Might even help throw the suspicion (further) off.
/null
Got it: Two PZs, and two AZs. Any AZs want to join me on this?
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
I might end up contributing. But the problem is, the GS faction is having enough trouble keeping any entities on the field already, and we currently need to devote all available resources to offense. As long as someone rebuilds Earth, it shouldn't be a problem if it happens later than usual.
New Alchemy Project:
Memory Crystal: DTG2* && Hourglass = ???
*An Observer's account of last time's events (Or two times from now's? Time travel doesn't mix well with this language.).
Finished Charge: Two-score Mirror Gaze ===== 25/25 (+1 From FBSN)
I Create a series of giant mirrors around Homulilly, creating a labyrinth of reflections. Using a temporary barrier to prevent escape from the impromptu hall of mirrors.
Then I gate in a basilisk, known for it's fatal gaze. Since said killing glace is currently bouncing around Homulilly from multiple angles, escaping that fate is unlikely as well.
I follow the gaze attack by shattering the mirrors and flinging the countless shards towards the center, and shrink the barrier surrounding the attack progressively smaller until it breaks.
Action:
"Why do you want to cause a paradox?"
I gate in a kelpie to ride and charge at UZ, fully intent at tackling her with all the force I can derive from a Scottish water-horse.
"Struggling is only noble as long as you can make a difference with it."
Entity orders:
The Wraith is now observing the Tombstones.
Fenris is attacking EngieNinja, the sole vulnerable player.
- - - Battle Relevant Phenomena Ends- - -
Main Roleplay Chunk:
"Maybe you'll be the one?"
Mythic continues to actively trace the 'camera'. He seems annoyed
"You probably won't, I'm never right about that."
Inventory:
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9][Equipped]
Psionic Hyena Pin (Prototype) [Level 7] [Equipped]Coffemancy for dummies [Level 5]
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Flying Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Dragon Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
Heart Gauge [0 Collected]
Single Use Items: (Used items saved as alchemy codes)
Plush Phoenix Healing Grenade [Level 4]Explosive Gryphon Plush [Level 1] (Used up?)
Phoenix Extract [Level 4]
Dragon Coffee [Level 2]
Alchemies in Progress:
Heavy Class Commandment [Level 9] /\/ Heavy Monster Edict [Level 9] (7/10)
Charges:
The Pact ========== 7/50
Can You Spare... A Heart? ========== 21/50: Looks like a won't finish in time, and even if I do...
Boosts:
+3 to Irecreeper
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
-Action:-
I pull out a tuba and blow it REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, loudly at the Disembodied Heart, and if that's dead, than at UserZero herself.
-Entity Actions:-
Match, Snowball, and Flower all attack The Hulk, while Teardrop does... something I guess, and Spongy begins meatshielding the MRC and Dialga.
-Charges/Alchemies:-
Marvel of Machinery: 19/50
some loser: 12/25
Fire Axe && Solar Titan Essence && Solar Panel = Suntitan Panelaxe (6/11)
It's High Noon
My servant has gone for a walk in the park after UserZero decided to blow up a completely different earth, so I've taken the opportunity to do a few things.
First of all, Homulilly uses Funeral on the Imperator Titan, and Consumer's charges forward. Second of all, I tell the Hulk to guard Homulilly. If that doesn't work, I'll brainwash him into doing so.
Now, Sans. You are the first person to deny that the Incubators didn't deserve what was coming to them. Is taking advantage of emotionally advantaged teenage girls a bad thing? Is using their inevitable breakdown into despair a bad thing? Is being discontent with a new system, one that doesn't force those teenage girls to become the very monsters that they fight against, and trying to resurrect the old system at the cost of somebody's, no, my suffering a bad thing? They deserve to feel the suffering and emotions I brought on them, and Karmic Retribution will greatly assist that.
My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
[AA]: Mookrush.
[PZ]: A paradox a day keeps continued existence away.
[GM]: Welcome to Pain and Suffering. (pls join)
==Turn 2==
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #3: 22/30 (+3 from Hezetor)
Charge #4: 17/40
The Pact 7/50
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 4/16
Greater Essence of Magic && Silver Pentacle Pendant == Pendant of the Archmage 2/11?
Magic Cueball Eye && Jar of Concentrated Magic == Pure Magic Eye 3/11
==Action==
Crystal stabs Homulily with his Ebbmetal Sword, encased in a sheath of lava from simultaneous usage of the Disc of Deepest Depths and Blade of Hottest Flame. He then slices her with a blade of air from the Wand of Greatest Heights, before drowning her with water from the Cup of Coldest Seas.
==Entities==
Storypost.See last post.
==Responses/RP==
Project Sethis is complete. More than enough multiversal time has passed to allow the nanobots to convert the entire planet into more nanobots, and Crystal now holds dominion over a planetful of advanced magical nanobots with magic-generation, power over creation, EMC storage, transmutation, and space-manipulation for movement added. The resulting planet is around 1.125 the volume of Earth with the nanobots packed at full capacity, although it is planned to eventually be 1.5 the volume of Earth when the shell is fully constructed, to allow the nanobots to move around and allow humans to move around inside. The system-shielding process is also complete - enough energy was added to the field to get it to full strength, subsequent to which the required amount of drones were retained to maintain the field and the rest were moved to other tasks. The events going on in this system, and, indeed, the system itself, are currently invisible and unfindable to the rest of the multiverse. Well, except for this storypost and whatever storyposts follow it. In any case, Crystal has been hammerspacing technology like mad, preparing for ship production from the converted planet. Orion's Arm tech, augmented Culture tech from 'The Culture Explores Warhammer 40K', and Schlock Mercenary tech features heavily in the mėlange of technology that results, along with magitech that Crystal and Crystallum are developing. He also recently snuck onto the Mainframe just before a certain Parody Sue stole three-halves of it through an absolutely improbable, yet amazing, series of events and copied out a full database of Engietech technology. The resulting cruiser-sized ships, which Crystal personally considers massively OP and thus will almost never use, can easily travel at 400,000 times the speed of light or simply teraport around, have gravitational manipulation abilities, miniature Discontiguous Particle Accelerators, and can project weapons-grade lasers from any point within multiple light years. Multiple-megaton nuclear blasts concentrated onto a square centimeter of surface would be needed to break through even a single layer of their armor, they use raw Gridfire for power, (which translates to unlimited energy) and their AIs are around as intelligent as a Culture Mind - each. Each also carries a full complement of copied Sethean nanobots, one cubic meter distributed around their hull and another held in a special bay, granting them magical capabilities, incredible self-repair or weapons capabilities from generated creation energy, and the ability to manipulate space like clay. The nanobots in the bay can also be released from the ship to act as a mobile swarm of harassing attackers. ((I recently realized, creation energy is scary. Imagine creating a ball of anti-neutronium and tossing it at an enemy ship, or leaving a massive sheet or two of anti-graphene around for ships to plow into. And that discounts its more metaphysical aspects - you could create a wound on someone, or create a new attribute of something that causes your desired effect. Ooh, how about creating 10 atoms of antimatter directly inside an enemy's brain? In any case…)) The planet’s liquid surface roils for a second, before spitting out thousands, nay, millions of AI-piloted souped-up Incursuses, from EVE Online. Each has the same movement capability of the cruisers created before, along with the same nanobot payload. Their frontal spines have been converted to massive magic-channeling pylons, allowing them to channel absolutely massive amounts of mana, and they carry six turret hardpoints total, with three able to fire in any one direction at a time. In this case, the turret hardpoints carry femtotech Effectors, allowing them to fire weapons-grade lasers from any point within around a light-year - this naturally removes the firing-arc restrictions. Crystal directs the entire planetful of nanobots to divide, and they begin to… [CONTINUED IN NEXT STORYPOST]
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
ConsumerOfAll, if your motive is to get revenge on Richard for blowing up the Earth in DTG2, why are you teaming up with someone who JUST BLEW UP THE EARTH? If you join the GS team, we will hopefully be able to reduce the amount of Earth-Blowing-Up by 100%.
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50%. Trying to reduce earth destruction by 100% following an event that destroyed the earth seems like an impossible task, unless you wanted to create a paradox.
/null
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Future earth destruction. And anyways, we are currently hard at work on the Anti-Paradox MegaThingy, that nullifies all paradoxes ever.
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Ante Up!: 19/50 ==================================================
Scourge of the Beast: 38/50 ================================================== (+2 from FBSN)
The Pact: 10/50 ================================================== (+3 from Crystal)
+3 to mythicZoologist
The death of Earth was sudden, and most certainly unexpected. Bomber was speechless for a moment, before finally uttering something. "What a waste."
Bomber uses the Slightly More Favorable R.N.G., aiming it at Homulilly. If Homulilly happens to be no longer in the realm of the living, he attacks The Hulk instead.
ROLLING...
[ FIRE | THUNDER | FIRE ]
RE-ROLLING SLOT 2...
[ FIRE | BAR | FIRE ]
The R.N.G. bathes Homulilly in hot flames, dealing a moderate amount of damage with a moderate chance to burn.
Paerotheum Dust && Cretrytheum Dust = Elementium Dust (Level 8: 3/9)
Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Pyrothelene && Oiler Gel && Adamantium Ingot = Grand Warmaster Rocket Hammer (Level 10: 10/11)
The Magnifying Masher && Shard of Ra = Eye of Ra (Level 9: 5/10)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
Ornstien 45/50 Smough 45/50
Paintbrush && Primordial Soup = Life Painting 6/9
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 1/16 (We killed Twitchy so the level cap for alchemies increased? Am I right?)
Well, I can see many problems solved by virtue of the entire population being in minecraft. Overpopulation means nothing in a near infinite world, as do resource struggles. But for me, I could care less. Now that my mind is physically in the game, my hax are going to be more advantageous to me. I use a kill aura hack and start running towards the best minecraft player. No matter how pro he is, he can not dodge a kill aura. As I run past him, I activate aimbot and feel my perception and agility ramp up to unfathomable levels. I proceed to 360 no-scope him with a fire charge. I say one thing as I do this, "Get good, get LMAOBox".
The Throne: ================================================== 50/50 (+1 from FBSN, Revan, Pricey, jondanger and teag2) SUMMONING
The Hourglass: ================================================== 50/50 (+1 from TFT)
The Pact: ================================================== 10/50 (+6 from Cobalt)
(+2 from jondanger in reserve)
I +3 crystalcat.
The Scribe wastes no time introducing his next summon. He packs his bags and loads up a massive amount of guns into his coat pocket. Stepping on a pressure plate in a chamber of his lab, machinery around the room activates and, in a chorus of sparks, a swirling purple portal appears in the middle of the room. The Scribe feels drawn to it, and not in the metaphorical sense - it's pulling him in. Steeling himself, the Scribe enters the portal...
...And steps into the Wasteland.
The Scribe plunges feet-first into a barren desert littered with mutated cacti, skulls, and fish that aren't okay to eat. There's a series of trenches carved into the desert rock and populated with bandits and other assorted enemies. The Scribe must kill them all in his depressing quest. He was only one simple task: reach the Nuclear Throne. And so his journey begins, amidst a blazing ballad of acoustic guitar, an ominous chorus, a harmonica, and some drums.
After laying waste to the denizens of the desert, the Scribe continues onwards. He collects many tiny green rods, each one amplifying a green haze over his eyes. The Scribe knows the Wasteland is changing him. Its radiation is mutating him. For the better? For the worse? He'll have to find out on his way to the Throne. Four shots from a grenade launcher and the Big Bandit is down. The Scribe continues.
He enters an array of catacomb sewers. The smell is undeniable. He kills a pack of rats and bandits before moving onwards, ignoring a shell-shaped sewer grate. The Scribe picks up even more weaponry on his way, and his various mutations are starting to catch up with him. They augment his power, yet cripple his body. Next up is a massive scrapyard filled with cars. Each explosion of a car engine takes out another pack of enemies. The Scribe shoots a specific golden car without a second thought. Rap music dies off in the distance.
The Scribe meets a hulking abomination - the Big Dog. His spinning bullet hell patterns are no match for the Scribe's own seemingly-lightspeed projectiles. Big Dog falls, creating what might as well be a nuclear explosion. The Scribe continues, going on and on through the Wasteland. Past crystal caves. Past frozen cities. Past laboratories. Past vaults with crowns. All the while, the Scribe keeps mutating and mutating. Until, finally, he hits the limit. The Scribe's skin becomes a pale green. His blood burns with lime power, his eyes flickering with emerald novas. The Scribe is now the Mutation.
Storming into the palace, the Scribe fights off everything, running straight for the grand prize. The ultimate treasure at the end of this dungeon. The light at the end of the tunnel. Standing at the end of a humongous red carpet - or rather, sitting - is a skeleton. And the glorified chair that skeleton is sitting on... The one burned with a green insignia of power... is the Nuclear Throne.
At the foot of this beast, the Scribe makes no effort to run or fight. Instead, he pulls out a guitar... And then he plays a song. A song that echoes the lives of everyone and everything at home. He sings a song about the Kings and Queens of Wasteland.
Gun smoke in the air
Friend weeping in pain
Blood pools everywhere
It's pouring acid rain
Our homes destroyed
Wishing this to end
Hey, someone's coming here
I hope it's a friend
It's not fair, it's not right, there's no reason to fight
But still that is our daily lives
Guns loaded, blind hatred, no eyes that are kind
And no sleep at night
Kings and Queens of Wasteland we were
And already forgotten the reasons to fight
From the day we were born was bloodshed forever
We've seen enough comrades go dead in the night
Distant call for help
Only thing I can hear
*FLÄSHYN*
What did they just say?
Only beam of light in our lives are
Occasional mutated fish
I'm not even sure if it's OK to eat, but still it feels like
We were granted a wish
It's not fair, it's not right, there's no reason to fight
But still that is our daily lives
Guns loaded, blind hatred, no eyes that are kind
And no sleep at night
Kings and Queens of Wasteland we were
And already forgotten the reasons to fight
From the day we were born was bloodshed forever
We've seen enough comrades go dead in the night
…And
Kings and Queens of Wasteland we still are
After so many fights, the ground all in blood
Today is the day we all call ourselves free
And we throw all our weapons, into the sludge
By the time the song is done, the Scribe is crying. "Please... Just let me be free."
The throne does not move. Not until a minute has passed. Then, whirring noises fill the entire chamber. The throne rises out of the ground on top of a massive robotic tank. It sprouts huge metal tendrils for legs, gains chrome exhaust pipes that bellow green fire, and prepares a large array of silver cylinders that flash with green light. The Nuclear Throne is ready to end another apocalyptic war.
"FLÄSHYN."
[AZ] The Nuclear Throne: 200,000 HP. Throne Statues: x10. Nuclear Generator: III Guardian: II King Me: IIII
This is it. The legend of the throne rings true. This is what lies beyond the portal. The Nuclear Throne is a coveted artifact of immense power in a post-apocalyptic future known only as the Wasteland. Many have tried and failed to reach the Nuclear Throne and unlock its secrets... But such a throne does not go quietly into the night. The Nuclear Throne is the king of the Wasteland. Here's how it works.
PASSIVES:
Radiation: The majority of the Throne's attacks inflict the Radiation debuff. It's a normal DOT status effect, but it powers some of the Throne's more powerful attacks, including its main gimmick.
Throne Statues: The Throne spawns with ten Throne Statues that are invulnerable and can only be destroyed when the Throne activates the Guardian special attack. When destroyed, each Throne Statue will spawn a Guardian. Five Throne Statues will be respawned after two turns have passed, and then another five will respawn after two more turns.
Heavy is the Head: The Throne's main draw is its ability to summon any of the Mutants from Nuclear Throne. However, these Mutants are Nuclear versions of their former selves, corrupted by the Throne's influence. They will use their abilities to help the Nuclear Throne in combat. Each Mutant will let all the Throne's attacks minicrit and will give it a special passive. A single Mutant can sit on the Throne for three turns at a time.
Resignation: The Throne creates a massive explosion on death that deals moderately high damage to all enemy entities and inflicts them with Radiation for three turns. It also leaves behind...
something.ATTACKS:
Nuclear Fission: The Throne fires two large green orbs that split into many smaller orbs with each passing second. All of these green orbs bombard various enemies, dealing moderately high damage to two enemies. Inflicts both enemies with Radiation for three turns.
Uranium Turret: The Throne readies its two shoulder turrets and fires a large volley of bullets in a triple shot formation, dealing moderate damage to three enemies. Inflicts all enemies with Radiation for two turns. Has a 50% chance of repeating this attack again after its initial use, but it targets another side at random - AG, N, H, or GS.
Giga Beam: The Throne fires one massive beam of radiation out of its superlaser that deals high damage to one enemy. Inflicts the enemy with Radiation for four turns.
Nuclear Fusion: The Throne takes all the Radiation debuffs it's applied and compounds them together into one massive ball of energy that deals moderately high damage to an enemy multiplied by the number of Radiation debuffs currently on the field. This removes all Radiation debuffs.
Firewall: The Throne uses its exhaust pipes to create a ring of fire around it. Any enemy that tries to attack the Throne that turn will take moderate damage and their attack will fail. Inflicts the enemy with Radiation for a turn.
SPECIAL ATTACKS:
Nuclear Generator: The Throne summons two Large Generators, huge constructs with large HP. They are allied with the Throne. Each turn, they will give passive regen to the Nuclear Throne. They can be targeted by anyone and anything, including allied entities and players. Upon destruction, the Nuclear Generator will create a massive explosion that will deal high damage to two enemies and inflict moderately low recoil damage. Takes three turns to charge.
Guardian: The Throne destroys all ten Throne Statues. Each one spawns a Guardian with moderately large HP, and each deals moderately low damage. The entity that deals the killing blow to a Guardian gains the Radiation debuff for two turns. Takes two turns to charge.
King Me: Activates the Throne's power to summon any Mutant from Nuclear Throne. Possible candidates include Fish, Crystal, Eyes, Melting, Plant, Y.V., Steroids, Robot, Chicken, Rebel, Horror, and Rogue. Two additional candidates will be unlocked if King Me is used three times. Each Mutant has a special power on the field. Takes four turns to charge.
Fish: Nuclear Wave: The Throne lights with green fire, counterattacking any enemy that attacks it for three turns by rolling throne-first into it. The counterattack deals the same amount of damage the enemy dealt to the Throne.
Crystal: Nuclear Shield: The Throne gains a massive nuclear crystal shield that gives it 75% damage resistance for three turns.
Eyes: Nuclear Sight: The Throne gains a large amount of holographic eyes that have a 50% chance to reflect enemy fire sent at its allies (and it) to an enemy, dealing the same amount of damage that would have normally been dealt to the ally.
Melting: Nuclear Death: The Throne gradually gathers up the corpses of all the fallen entities across the battle over the course of three turns, ultimately detonating them in front of two enemies and dealing very high damage. It cannot attack normally during this time.
Plant: Nuclear Growth: The Throne gains an extra set of mutated legs that have the power to ensnare enemies. For three turns, any enemy that attacks the Nuclear Throne will become Ensnared, unable to attack for a turn.
Y.V.: Nuclear Bling: The Throne becomes plated with solid gold for three turns. During this time, all of its attacks will generate 5-10 Pennies that will be used to help Ultra Greed if he is still alive during the time Nuclear Bling is active. If he isn't, the bling will be used to heal the Nuclear Throne instead.
Steroids: Nuclear Muscles: The Throne gains duplicates of all its weapons, letting it attack twice for three turns.
Robot: Nuclear Conversion: The Throne sacrifices its ability to attack for three turns. In exchange, it gains a large passive regen and gives three random allies crits for three turns.
Chicken: Nuclear Undeath: The Throne instantly dies, but it is still able to attack. This means it can't actually be killed since it's already dead. The Throne stays in this undead state for three turns, attacking normally. When the three turns are up, the Throne is revived with 25,000 HP regardless of previous HP.
Rebel: Nuclear Sacrifice: The Throne will take moderately high recoil damage each turn for three turns to summon miniature Nuclear Thrones that attack in tandem with the real Throne. Each Nuclear Throne adds a +25% bonus to the regular Nuclear Throne's attack power.
Horror: Nuclear Nuclear: The Throne will forfeit the ability to inflict Radiation for three turns, but in exchange, all of its attacks will crit instead of minicrit.
Rogue: Nuclear Strike: The Throne immediately creates a long line of explosions that deals moderate damage to two enemies. However, because it has used illegal tech to activate the attack, the Throne is now wanted by the I.D.P.D., who travel to the battlefield for three turns. The Throne takes control of them and uses the I.D.P.D. to deal moderately high damage to a random entity for three turns.
The
Hidden RogueHunter 35/50Government 10/50
+1 nulitor crusher and hector
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn. Current Form: Spellcaster: Forms:
Beast: 10% Minicrit chance Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster: -2000 to healing and damage Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage (Opposite) has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
???: Can't you see now, you must show your now, do you know why you are here.
John: No, I don't and would you stop speaking to me whoever you are
???: You don't remember me? You taught me your powers, you saved my life.
???: And now I will save you.
???: I will send someone to help you, someone you know... Or used to know.
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1: The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1 Scalding Unholy Water X1
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OK, update may be today, may be tomorrow (bad timing+catastrpohic loss of skeledop pushing it towards tomorrow). However, among every post this update, one made me stop (and due to my obsession with this kind of thing may have actually stopped the update itself)
Talist.
First off, you really do have to stop and think how people are going to react to your rants, especially since you're aware they're rants. In this case, I was actually, honestly pretty peeved, as you really didn't bring up a real point and just whined over the plot being thrashed against your favor. HEADS UP, PUNK! I'm about to sit down and tell you what you're going to do in response. It'll be convoluted, so just bear with me.
First off: You cannot accuse me of makign the plot seem dark. That was DTG2, that Cerberus Syndrome already happened-by and large I'm not really making the plot much more dark than it already was, as by and large the only reason this isn't a Cosmic Horror story is because you're superpowerful. Realistically, this plot is dense and wacky, as you're literally fighting for the fate of the universe in a minecraft server and nuclear bombs and candy corn scythes and top hats all share the level 0 on the power scale, and you can damage the woman made of diamond and with a gelotin skin with an ordinary stick. But when DTG as a whole actually started thinking about itself as a plot, between the fact that everyone's a mass murderer and your main opponents are nigh-omnipotent reality warpers at weakest, it was only ever gonna go dark. Tastes differ; I'm OK with that. I'm just clearing something up. I also think this is partially because of sans? sans as a character is mostly defined by being a joker with bad puns and pranks, and when things go REALLY south, reminding a genocide player that they're complete monsters; HERE, however, mass murder is a norm and sans was basically sent to die, so he's not going for the joke-ridden side; it creates a dissonance and I'm kind of annoyed with it myself, because there was really no way sans would have ever sided with anyone in this war if only because there was a moral dissonance with him and others (part of the reason why I'm really getting sour about the unofficial 'Undertale invasion' that everyone and their mothers seem insistant on enforcing). The instant he realized that UserZero blowing up worlds is kind of just business for her, on top of the fact that the AZs and GSes are now fully aware of the fact they're fighting a real monster, on top of his former issues...Well, he's rethinking his place.
The other issue is, DTG2 did somethign that I really disliked. I already talked about this with Twin, and now I'm gonna say it out loud: DTG2 was OBSESSED with Deus Ex Machina. In hindsight, I really hated Act 4 as a whole, not because of any ONE thing, but because altogether the whole plot was either 'get rid of this mostly-irrelevant pillar of Richard's power' for the first two, then 'get rid of this mostly-irrelevant bug invasion' for the third, THEN 'kill Psi-Scratch who already killed you, but you need this power trinket from limbo to do so, oh and he wins anyways,' THEN 'blow up a tower to free everyone who was already transported to the moon, boo-hoo.' THEN "blow up the Incarnate because he'll obliterate Minecraft, except that happens anyways later on.' Trial 7, as a whole, was us doing jack; we really didn't kill Project Binary despite blowing up the Artemissile, and we REALLY didn't do anything relevant in Godmodder Soul's mind. And then EoA4 came, and basically every world we actually cared about exploded, and ultimately, in the end, it wasn't even a bittersweet ending: Earth is OK, but we literally lost the thing we were fighting for in the first place, There's now TWO Godmodders so we didn't stop him for good there, and really, did we do anything of note? All of our victories were due to outside sources. It was a string of Deus Ex Machina that saved us, every time. In a game about being an overpowered reality-warper to fight the even-more powerful reality warper, it was really depowering to have everything not be in our hands and have the supposed 'main villain' amount to nothing.
HERE, I intend to change that. You are NOT in fact getting any Deus Ex Machina shenanigans. You are the Deus Ex Machina shenanigans. You could literally overturn my plot and smsah UserZero's plans to pieces, rebuild earth, snipe Bill Cipher/Flumpty Bumpty/Project Nexus/Engietech, give Asriel his freaking soul back so you get rid of the whole Flowey sthick, whatever other random player or storyline villain you see and end them before ANY of that crud happens, and even if you rolled the dreaded 1 on the Paradox Roll, even THAT threat could be rendered a massive ally instead if you palyed your cards right. You could do most of that with a sufficiently big enough Charge. You ARE the big funcitoning force here, YOU have the power to actually DO things, the direction of this plot is in YOUR hands, and you can quite literally undo any destruction UserZero sends your way if you honestly tried hard enough (and it's not NEARLY as hard as you think it is). I'll also say this: No matter what, Richard might be a douche, but Richard is nowhere near the level of UserZero, who has two universes under her killing belt. I'll say this: UserZero WINS if you stop playing, as she's proved that, YES, she can actually make you ragequit, she can actually demoralize people to the point where they refuse to fight you, and if enough do so she kills Richard, she kills you, she kills everything you ever hold remotely dear, and she'll stomp on the ashes, laugh, mock you, and ultimately get no justice!. YOU are the Heroes, people! YOU are the ones who can make or break this plot! I'm not saying it'll be easy! But I am saying YOU CAN!
Talist, MY Kind of plot, is the kind where you EARN your ubiquitously happy ending-where the bad guys get their recompence, where the good guys live happy, where there didn't HAVE to be any heroic sacrifies or deus-ex-machina because the heroes absolutely refused to give up, spat odds in the face, punched the odds in the crotch, and overcame all opposition to end the bad guy. THIS is the game about you guys saying 'heck no this is unreasonable,' fashioning your own path, and figuring out how to actually, actually get a good ending where everyone who honestly deserved happiness GETS their happiness. If you REALLY REALLY wanted to, you could style upon (read: completely annihilate) literally every mechanic I told you about in PMs and actually allow the Gatekeepers to LIVE! You are accepting what I say for what is! You have the power to change that! It'll be hard! But you INFURIATE me for your lack of trying! And this is in a game about creativity, hence, trying EVERYTHING!
AS for your issue about Minecraft not being his favorite game: The Narrative cheated there. I'll admit it! That being said, Talist, you're where you are because the Narrative is basically banking on you to solve the problem. Let's be clear: The (kinda) sentient cosmic force has deliberately saved your life because it believes YOU, Talist/Veteran, to be one of the best possible heroes the world of Fiction actually has to solving its problems, and right now the biggest problem it has is right here, right now, against the horrendous excuse of a human being that is UserZero! She is right here, right now, conveniently in range for the killing! If you desired, you could literally kill her SO hard that the UserZero you met in DTG2 is actually someone else entirely. Literally the closest DTG has to a Big Good is officially saying that YOU are the best shots to actually stop her! Not the Secret of the Void! Not the Few! Not Problem Sleuth! Not Frisk! Not Johnny Cage! Not Steve! Not Alex! YOU!
THIS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IS THE PLOT.
I feel like that had to come out-however emotional it came out, however angry or irrational, I absolutely cannot tolerate this kind of defeatism anymore in the game about you being hope! HOPE! Fate and destiny my hindquarters, everyone, I have advice for you: CHANGE FATE.
With that, I'll leave the night and a +1 to all charges.
To let this go off on a considerably lighter note, first off, because I'll be late, +1 to all charges! And second off, the Alchemiter has been upgraded! Officially, you can now create Alchemies that are Level 15 in level! I would have announced it after Twitchy died, but I kind of got wrapped up in finishing up the storypost.
Have a nice night, and keep fighting!
/null(a bona)
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
Speaking of rebuilding Earth, any 3 people from the future want to join me in making a charge that does just that?
This could be important, and it should be people who either know that there is a time limit for the Earth coming back, or just people who are that good.
CHARGE UPDATE!
50/50 JUST WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK I AM!?
37/50 CAPTAIN MEME!
7/50 Beat Beat Beat To the left!
0/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time
/null
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Mind if i support? I would rather like to NOT die in case my avatar somehow dies. Besides, if the [PZ]'s just blame Richard for everything, while a few [AZ]'s actually do something, UserZero will look very suspicious.
Charge Allocated: 1/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time
/null
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Speed is fully in on this. I'll pitch next turn, I want this turn focused. Even though he is PZ, honestly, he doesn't care. He would rather limit casulaties, and he won't care is he gets a berating from Zero. Might even help throw the suspicion (further) off.
/null
Well, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll hunt you to the ends of REALITY to find you and kill you if you pull another stunt like this. You know why, don't you? Because to strike against my land, or a single one of my subjects... no, ANY innocent... I consider that an attack against me. And the consequences are severe, and they will not be relieved until they are performed. There is not one person I truly consider an enemy. Except for you. I'm a dangerous enemy to have, because I can cause ANNIHILATION. You understand, yes? I can cause it in thousands of different ways. With my hands bound. Blindfolded. You will leave this place, and never return, for if you do, I will have NO MERCY.
Dragons:
Click them. Please?
\==STATUS==/
XSlayer300 ???/???
The Sword 1/50 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I CHARGING 1/50
\==ACTIONS==/
-Player Actions-
I start charging The Sword. I need assist on it Please.
I will begin on something.
\==STORY==/
You have good winking skills. sans. Still, I will be busy on something.
Without further ado. XSlayer300 charge his hands.
He begins working on a powerful energy crystal. It will take a long time. White shards
\==ETC==/
/Null
Really? OK. I start formal this time.
\==INVENTORY==/
Offensive:
Rainbow Minigun [iiiii]
Summoners:
Radio
Rainbow Chest
The beginning of the 5 Origins, and Undertale Madness.
The rest of them:
http://pastebin.com/dAiKBKaX
Got it: Two PZs, and two AZs. Any AZs want to join me on this?
/null
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
I might end up contributing. But the problem is, the GS faction is having enough trouble keeping any entities on the field already, and we currently need to devote all available resources to offense. As long as someone rebuilds Earth, it shouldn't be a problem if it happens later than usual.
/null
Count me in. I'm a PZ, not a monster. Just make sure it doesn't backfire, both on the remnants of Earth and us PZs.
/null
My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
[AA]: Mookrush.
[PZ]: A paradox a day keeps continued existence away.
[GM]: Welcome to Pain and Suffering. (pls join)